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Did Blasey Ford's Advisor Rikki Seidman Tease Their "Strategy" for Borking Kavanaugh In July?

Strange that so many question so much about Ford's claims -- why she never told anyone about this until this year (she mentioned an assault in 2012, we're told, but did not name Kavanaugh), why she's now afraid to fly, why the endless delays and gamesmanship with format, etc. -- but the NeverTrumpers have decided that it's verboten for Trump to ask a related question, "Why did she never talk to police?"

Matter of fact, she could make a report to police right now, Twitter Lore has it. According to Twitter experts, there is no statute of limitations in Maryland for attempted rape.

Eh. Maybe she doesn't want to fly to Maryland for it.

Anyway, the GOP put out this video of Blasey Ford's "adviser" Rikki Seidman talking up a coming "strategy" which could peel off two of Kavanugh's female supporters, Collins and Murkowski.

"While I think at the outset, looking at the numbers in the Senate, it’s not extremely likely that the nominee can be defeated. I would absolutely withhold judgement as the process goes on. I think that I would not reach any conclusion about the outcome in advance," Seidman says in the recording.

Was she teasing a post-hearing surprise that was triggered by Sen. Dianne Feinstein?

Seidman speculated that Kavanaugh was chosen prior to Justice Anthony Kennedy announcing his retirement, and that liberal groups -- who would oppose any Trump nominee -- were caught flat-footed.

"Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."

Hmmm... wonder what she had in mind, huh?

Is this okay for the GOP to release? Or is this an unconscionable attack on the credibility someone we're going to assume is a victim despite the lack of any evidence to establish she is a victim?

Does it all just come down to whether Trump said it, or whether someone else said it?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:35 PM




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1 I'll get the others

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:36 PM (AzW6q)

2 Top Ten!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (KCxuz)

3 wow

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 05:38 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Of course it is a plot.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (mCMQ5)

5 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (T6t7i)

6 Just preemptively put all white conservative Republican males in jail for rape-rape, then everyone will breathe a sigh of relief!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM (n9EOP)

7 one thing I always admired about our country is it's sense of fairness. I'm sad this is no longer the case.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Well, if the GOP put that out they didn't something right, for a change.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)

9 My brain autocorrected the first two words in the post into "DiBlasio" and I was like who gives a shit about that guy's car?

Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2018 05:40 PM (NN4Uo)

10 Top ten, muh ninjas.

Posted by: Robert at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (NN4Uo)

11 If this is a "strategy" then all involved need to be jailed at worst and hanged for treason at best.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (PRfdc)

12 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM


Objection. Assumes that matters to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

13 Yep. This whole thing is an op to get the weak sisters, of both genders, to block the nomination.

The Dems do know how to fight dirty.

Let's stop letting them get away with it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (bcbK8)

14 12 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.

Flake is the one I'm concerned about

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (O2RFr)

15 Awww....Marie Harf said her first car was a Dodge Neon and she hit a possum and killed it on the way home from the dealership, and she cried and cried.

And then she went to work for Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

16 11
If this is a "strategy" then all involved need to be jailed at worst and hanged for treason at best.


Or pointed at and laughed at. That'll work too. They HATE that.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (T6t7i)

17 By the way there's been a big shift in Evergreen College enrollment numbers. Its gone shooting... down. to a 70% drop from last yer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (39g3+)

18 Ford is Erica Jong?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (QTqWy)

19
Buh buh buh Muh Vaginuh!!!!!11!!

Posted by: 'Dr.' Ford at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (UFLLM)

20 Yes, it was a hit job from the start. No, it will not work this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (gC2IV)

21 This meme is a big Democrat plot so wouldn't surprise me if it was all planned out

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (T4oHT)

22 We understand you now....we have seen your dirty work. We will not succumb to your demands and give up our voice.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (3aBcq)

23 Ford is Erica Jong

Evidently... When it's convenient to use it... I bet someone could find that she flies all the time...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

24 she's not a victim, she's an accuser...well, actually she's a letter writer. Where's the letter?

Could/would/should she travel to Maryland? Why? Unless Brett carved his initials into her stomach, she's got no proof of nothing.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (Ejm4y)

25
Buy Cop-A-fil, the new robot hand. All most like the real thing.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (r+sAi)

26 Yes, it was a hit job from the start. No, it will not work this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (gC2IV)


Of course it was.

I still want to know wth Ford has to do with the PGA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

27 I still think there still is plenty of time for the experienced old hands of the GOP Establishment to sell us out!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (n9EOP)

28 So what is the latest in the vote, no vote, hearing, no hearing saga?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)

29 Just had two military jets (F-18's) I think scream over our casa which overlooks Puget Sound. North to South. Yikes. They were pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

30 27 I still think there still is plenty of time for the experienced old hands of the GOP Establishment to sell us out!

Oh, they're working on it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (O2RFr)

31 At this point, I think Ford has more to fear from the left than the right. She's expendable and is now worth more dead than alive to the left. I hope she realizes this.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (gC2IV)

32 29 Just had two military jets (F-18's) I think scream over our casa which overlooks Puget Sound. North to South. Yikes. They were pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

I'm hearing that too, right now

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (bcbK8)

33 and there's probably this idea that women are so afraid of men that seeing a woman being asked questions by men will trigger the next blue wave of vaginas to sweep the DNC into power.

only...we saw trump be mean to hillary in the debates.

meh.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (Ejm4y)

34 If a Democrat opens its mouth it is to lie. What's so hard to understand about that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (nBr1j)

35 27
I still think there still is plenty of time for the experienced old hands of the GOP Establishment to sell us out!

Posted by: Hrothgar


It's what they do best.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

36 How does Ford not know when or where, but claims she does know Kavs friends in attendance

My pet theory is that Kavs Kronies were identified in normal course in prior FBI background checks and that this was leaked to Ford.

Judge was singled out because claiming he was there gave false corroboration. The thinking was that he couldn't deny anything because he had written a memoir about being a blackout HS drunk

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (qMV6r)

37 Lighter.

Hair.

Ready, Steady, Go!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (EoRCO)

38 Trump said doody

Posted by: Mega at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (uEbPt)

39 The good and proper thing to do is to get Kav onto the court and use this whole shitshow to get rid of some some congress critters.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (0OmEj)

40 "Does it all just come down to whether Trump said it, or whether someone else said it?"

Bingo.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)

41 Or is this an unconscionable attack on the credibility someone we're going to assume is a victim despite the lack of any evidence to establish she is a victim?

Well, as we just showed in that last clip: "No Doubts Among Republican Women About Ford's Credibility"

Posted by: This...is CNN at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (g0Lfb)

42 Just had two military jets (F-18's) I think scream over our casa which overlooks Puget Sound. North to South. Yikes. They were pushing the envelope.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

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For three days last year, I observed fully armed Apache helicopters circling low and slow around I-25 & Broadway in Denver. I still wonder what the hell that was about.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)

43 Still wish we could get something on this woman.... She needs to be taken down.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

44 This new information must be embargoed before it could possibly influence an election.

Posted by: Twitter at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (mk9aG)

45 If a Democrat opens its mouth it is to lie. What's so hard to understand about that?
---------------

Not always.

Posted by: Shep Smith (D) at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (uEbPt)

46 "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!" said the Dems as they ripped it open and shone a spotlight on the old hag feebly pushing buttons.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (XKZwp)

47 We're really not going to be able to avoid a shooting war, are we?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (HiLJ1)

48 23 Ford is Erica Jong

Evidently... When it's convenient to use it... I bet someone could find that she flies all the time...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (O2RFr)

Should someone ask her about zipless F*cks?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

49 What do you want me to do? Wear a wire and interview her? If she's crazy, we can always remove her professorship!

Posted by: Rod Rosenpenis, Ace Defective at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (Ndje9)

50 Without a broken glass coffee table her story lacks credibility.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (ZLlh9)

51 47 We're really not going to be able to avoid a shooting war, are we?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (HiLJ1)

Who knows?

Buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)

52 So what is the latest in the vote, no vote, hearing, no hearing saga?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (a0IVu)
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We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)

53
You meany stinky butt frog kissin poopy heads!

Posted by: 'Dr.' Ford at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (UFLLM)

54 36 How does Ford not know when or where, but claims she does know Kavs friends in attendance


Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (O2RFr)

55 19

Buh buh buh Muh Vaginuh!!!!!11!!


Posted by: 'Dr.' Ford at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (UFLLM)

Ooh muh little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, vagiana?
Ooh you make muh motor run, muh motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line vagina
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. Muh muh muh i yi woo.
M M M Muh vagina

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (5jVnA)

56 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette
get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine
fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go
shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now
you're all up to date on the last thread.





Posted by: bluebell


You forgot the part about arranging the 87 pillows and 12 little soaps.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

57 It's what they do best.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (r9UYA)

No matter how little I expect a GOP Establishment member to accomplish, they invariably deliver far less!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (n9EOP)

58 I'm waiting for Maxipad Boot to tell me what to think.

Posted by: Octopussy at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (5x5rh)

59 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette
get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine
fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go
shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now
you're all up to date on the last thread.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)
Ohh...count me in.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)

60 No jets flying out of Portland Air National Guard - probably just another dude stealing an Alaska Airlines plane.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (3aBcq)

61 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

62 38 Trump said doody
Posted by: Mega at September 21, 2018 05:45 PM (uEbPt)



That's what I voted for.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (NLLmE)

63 You forgot the part about arranging the 87 pillows and 12 little soaps.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (T6t7i)
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Right. It's going to have to be someone else though because that stuff gets on my last nerve.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (C1PQi)

64 60. RIP, Sky-King.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

65
BB, don't shank anybody in Jane's closet, think of the carpet!

Just roll the limo window up on their neck and bleed 'em slow onto the highway.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (UFLLM)

66 she's not a victim, she's an accuser...well, actually she's a letter writer. Where's the letter?

Well, we're told she wrote a letter. Which totally exists. It's in with Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (C78No)

67 61
We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's
closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing
artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch
limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last
thread.



If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



NOW it feels like Friday evening.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (T6t7i)

68 If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)
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Ladies, we just found our driver!!

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (C1PQi)

69 Some people are just so damn clever that they can't stop themselves from telling everyone about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

70 Sorry, but the official LETTER THAT IS TRUE AND NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SEE written from the heart of the survivor says she wanted to remain anonymous.

So of course there could have been no strategy in July, Ace - she clearly didn't ask for this and the letter's lack of sufficient detail to permit the production of exculpatory evidence isn't a bit of lawyering itself but rather evidence of the EXTENT OF THIS SURVIVOR'S TRAUMA!

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (Iy9CQ)

71 You forgot the part about arranging the 87 pillows and 12 little soaps.[/i

"Oh hush, you have your man cave in the closet under the stairs!!!"
--Woman setting up an antique sewing machine stand with empty crates leaning against the walls as an accent piece

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

72 Or is this an unconscionable attack on the credibility someone we're going to assume is a victim despite the lack of any evidence to establish she is a victim?

ANTI-VICTIMIST!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (oVJmc)

73
Yes, it was a hit job from the start. No, it will not work this time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:42 PM (gC2IV)

Of course it was.

I still want to know wth Ford has to do with the PGA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)






Kav tried to drop his ball into the 19th Hole....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (eXA4G)

74 Shit, I've had to work the last few hours.... so where did we land on that slut Ford testifying and Kavanaugh stepping aside and all that shit?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (5AVMW)

75 61 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

If I wear a wig, can I have some of the artichoke? I promise not to drink any of the wine.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:48 PM (39g3+)

Just don't start singing songs from West Side Story.

Or T-Rex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK8)

76 This Ricki person was head of Bill Clinton's "war room," right? She also was Anita Hill's advisor when she testified against Thomas.


The Demand Justice team was created, with Soros funding, by a bunch of Clinton people. Of course they gamed this out. Trump was kind enough to provide a target list for them.


I am sure that bringing down Kavanaugh for a made up rape allegation gives them an extra thrill given that Kav was on Ken Starr's team.


*sigh*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (W+vEI)

77 69 Some people are just so damn clever that they can't stop themselves from telling everyone about it.

Why do you think they disappeared all Ms. Fords social media?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

78 I saw this story last nite(?) and I thought "Dems had a strategy to derail SC nominees? How is that even news?"

Of course they had a strategy. I sure hope our side has a strategy!

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (mk9aG)

79 Well, whadyaknow? I just remembered I own a stretch limo. Apropos of nothing whatsoever.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (gC2IV)

80 First year in college a guy groped at me and asked me to have sex with him (neither of us even knew the other's name). I was shocked, left the dormitory party (drinking was legal at age 18 in MI in 1975), and went to my room. A few minutes later, he had learned my identity and began beating at the door shouting obscenities. I immediately called campus police. Their HQ was in sight of my dorm room and they handled the matter. There is no shame in calling the police, and women did so less than 10 years earlier. As for Sen Collins' remark that assault is so underreported, how does she know if it's not reported? As I have said here many times before, women LIE about sex all the time. Whether it's for validation and sympathy or for more nefarious ends, they do. The nonsense that "the woman" must be believed is delusional

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (r97UP)

81 I'll bring crab dip!

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (nRWPy)

82 Plans within plans.

Posted by: Waldo Khornbloom at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (oYD2h)

83 76 To be fair,that list was necessary to get at least some open minded conservatives on board.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

84 78 I saw this story last nite(?) and I thought "Dems had a strategy to derail SC nominees? How is that even news?"

Of course they had a strategy. I sure hope our side has a strategy!
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (mk9aG)

Oh, that's adorable.
You have hope.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK8)

85 to the actual question of did a democrat float a trial balloon?

sure. it's in their nature. They also love going to tactics that they perceive to have worked. "sex = bad, men = bad" always seems to them to be a winner. So, why not.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (Ejm4y)

86 It's not 5:00 yet here in the Pacific Northwest. Can I start drinking yet? It's been a hell of a week....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (2sCft)

87 I am a bit surprised the squish republicans haven`t folded yet...it IS who they are! This time they seem to enjoy stringing out the assasination of Kavanugh`s character while licking Ford`s ass.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (yhf6w)

88
we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's
closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing
artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch
limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last
thread.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)


I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

89 86 It's not 5:00 yet here in the Pacific Northwest. Can I start drinking yet? It's been a hell of a week....
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (2sCft)

Go. Drink. I'll cover your calls.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (bcbK8)

90

This is why she deleted her entire internet presence!

"Dr" Ford just HAD to be posting all kinds of shit she'd like to do to President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Iw9oN)

91 86 It's not 5:00 yet here in the Pacific Northwest. Can I start drinking yet? It's been a hell of a week....

You have my permission

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

92 WGTOW?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (UWiFB)

93 >>
60
No jets flying out of Portland Air National Guard - probably just another dude stealing an Alaska Airlines plane.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison

I suspect they originated out of NAS Whidbey Island. They never take this route though and never at such high speed.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (r9UYA)

94 Good news, everyone. Tesla was able to achieve well over half of their 6000 units of Model 3 goal last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (PRfdc)

95 Well, whadyaknow? I just remembered I own a stretch limo. Apropos of nothing whatsoever.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (gC2IV)
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Woo hoo! I knew you'd come through, Duke. We're going to promote you to Prince for that.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (C1PQi)

96 78 Nah,when there is a Democrat president the GOP rubber stamps their nominees hoping for reciprocity they will never get....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (mCMQ5)

97 Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

Over at WZ

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (//voU)

98 Deadline extended to 10pm
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (UfdE7)

99 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:47 PM (O2RFr)


That makes her "empowered" classmate even more cuckoo bonkers. How do you get to the point where your life would be better overall if you lie about your part in someone else's complete fabrication based on another person's high school memoirs?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (y87Qq)

100 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (39g3+)

I am one of those women who hates interior decorating-in fact I go to the opposite extreme. I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k. and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years, So, if you come to my house you won't get 25 pillows. You may not even get soap if I forget to put out new ones. I also hate clothes shopping.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (AllCR)

101 I always found the purpose of the ACS - American Constitution Society - kind of funny. It was started as a leftist legal society to oppose the Federalist Society. Except every other legal society on law school campuses is already leftist, along with 98% of the faculty, sit's not like lefties dind't already have their choice of organizations. So ACS is for the extra leftwing, I guess.

Posted by: brak at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (PBASO)

102 this person needs to be questioned ... do they have people prepared to lie about various candidates for SCOTUS?

she says she's been involved in -- basically destroying -- candidates they don't like. While pushing their position is one thing, fabricating lies about rape or abuse or racism ... those would be felonies, I'd think. Plotting to mislead congress or some such.

It's only our Republic that is on the line. Bring them in for questioning ... after doing a more casual interview, Project Veritas style.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (Cus5s)

103 Trump was kind enough to provide a target list for them.

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I don't think that matters. As we've observed, Republican campaigns and administrations have more than a few people willing to give their Democrat friendsh any information they may require.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

104 jets flying out of Portland Air National Guard - probably just another dude stealing an Alaska Airlines plane.
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:48

Nothing in the Willamette valley either

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (Lq3uq)

105 RIP, Sky-King.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

Was he in the wrong?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (UWiFB)

106 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

I turned a room into my library.

Totally worth not having kids.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (bcbK8)

107 This was aimed directly at the Weak Sisters. I hope they understand the attempt to make them rubes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (yQpMk)

108 Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (r97UP)

Delusion, when properly presented, can appear as reality to far too many observers!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (n9EOP)

109 WE MUST BELIEVE HER

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

FETUS ARE NOT HUMAN

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

110 I'll bring crab dip!


Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (nRWPy)


Oooh! I have white wine and Tito's in my imaginary giant dream closet with the crystal chandelier. They'll go great with the dip.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

111 Some people are just so damn clever that they can't stop themselves from telling everyone about it.

Why do you think they disappeared all Ms. Fords social media?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (O2RFr)

---------------

And in doing so failing to realize how much less credible this makes her look. I mean, why else would someone have their tracks professionally scrubbed absolutely clean?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (I16G8)

112 Just don't start singing songs from West Side Story.

Or T-Rex.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK

++++
I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (2sCft)

113 I'll bring crab dip!
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (nRWPy)
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Yum. You can sit next to me. I'll bring those rosemary olive oil crackers.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (C1PQi)

114 Trump is literally Hitler. Thought I'd get that out of the way.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (3SzRC)

115 Ford's lawyer caught on camera saying "We are going to resist." Over at the Daily Caller.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (db5dt)

116 I am one of those women who hates interior decorating-in fact I go to
the opposite extreme. I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k.
and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years, So, if you come
to my house you won't get 25 pillows. You may not even get soap if I
forget to put out new ones. I also hate clothes shopping.


Where do you stand on flannel and lumberjack boots?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (T6t7i)

117 Oh for F-18 spotters, keep in mind that there is NAS Whidbey up in the sound. Could just be some new pilots showing their ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

118 I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k. and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years, So, if you come to my house you won't get 25 pillows. You may not even get soap if I forget to put out new ones. I also hate clothes shopping.

"you can only use this towel, those are for guests and this one is mine!"
--woman adding more pillows to the bed that have to be removed whenever its used

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

119 Long commute and at lunch all I am hearing from every Democrat politician is about the Left's war on men, white ones to be exact. Every woman is a #MeToo member, ever white male is a sexual predator

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (T4oHT)

120 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski have completely lost their fig leaves.

Well, can they hurry up and put them back on? Quick, before someone snaps a photo and posts it here. I'm trying to eat lunch.

Rikki don't paste that number...

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (Z4rgH)

121 Rikki don't lose that number...

Posted by: Ballsey Fjord at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (Tyii7)

122 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.


Ooh. Like that book about the Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court? Now I get it!!!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels biggest fan at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (3CFdj)

123 112 Just don't start singing songs from West Side Story.

Or T-Rex.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:50 PM (bcbK

++++
I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:54 PM (2sCft)

Are you wearing a woman's wig?

If not, carry on.

I just don't want Chris Taylor going down a path towards gender fluidity.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

124 109 WE MUST BELIEVE HER

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

FETUS ARE NOT HUMAN
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (HgMAr)

ALL FETUS START OUT AS FEMALE

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (UWiFB)

125 105. Nope. He wasn't wrong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (fA1SL)

126 >>I don't think that matters. As we've observed, Republican campaigns and administrations have more than a few people willing to give their Democrat friendsh any information they may require.


Agreed.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (W+vEI)

127 Instead of a she-shed, I often daydream about a dream house if I win the powerball.
My current version has lots of fenced in land, over the top pet kennels and grooming area, and yuge laundry room.
To go with a yuger kitchen.
A big hobby studio, probably in its own building, and a library.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QTqWy)

128 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

No, but if you have all the songs from Carousel memorized and can sing them by heart there might be some concerns

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (39g3+)

129 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

We aren't judgemental here. You big Nancy.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

130 Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)

I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

Bet you'd still need more room for the shoes!

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (50/Bh)

131 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
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I could never do that. I want all my kids to come visit, and they already have to share rooms. But I'd happily take over one of their closets. Even the ones that have moved out still have stuff in their closets. Grrrr.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (C1PQi)

132 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and
mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and
inserted herself into the story.



And I bet DOCTOR Ford's therapist didn't encourage her thought process at all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (ptqGC)

133 Good news, everyone. Tesla was able to achieve well over half of their 6000 units of Model 3 goal last week.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (PRfdc)

+++
Excellent. Now if they can just keep them from spontaneously bursting into flames.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (2sCft)

134 Oh, I forgot the gun room and gun range.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QTqWy)

135 Sigh. I'm a day late and a lie short.

Posted by: Ballsey Fjord at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (Tyii7)

136 118
I've got stuff in my home that's from decades o.k. and room where thing haven't been painted in 15 years,


So Vintage then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (3SzRC)

137 Oh, that's adorable.
You have hope.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK

Hope, you had hope? Luxury, all I ever had was bleak despair!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (n9EOP)

138 >>117
Oh for F-18 spotters, keep in mind that there is NAS Whidbey up in the sound. Could just be some new pilots showing their ass.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society

Maybe they'll sky write a big dick over the politburo in Olympia?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (r9UYA)

139 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

Nope; I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

140

Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

She just remembered!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (Iw9oN)

141 All state again that I'm very entertained with the pounding Brie Larson and Marvel are taking over their direction and production of Croatian Marvel.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (UWiFB)

142 >120
lol

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

143
Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

Over at WZ
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 05:53 PM (//voU)







IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW I WISH I WERE IN TRUMP'S SHOES.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (eXA4G)

144 129. We aren't judgemental here. You big Nancy.
Posted by: pep
**
Exactly. We don't care how faggy you are.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (fA1SL)

145 Why does she have a therapist anyway? I thought she was a psychologist? Can't she figure out what the hell is wrong with her own self?

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (3aBcq)

146 I could never do that. I want all my kids to come
visit, and they already have to share rooms. But I'd happily take over
one of their closets. Even the ones that have moved out still have
stuff in their closets. Grrrr.





Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (C1PQi)


Same here. I've only got one kid, but I'm hoping to have a DiL and a few grand kids someday, and I'll have two guest rooms and baths waiting for them whenever they want.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

147 Yes, the Martha Stewart gene.

I don't have it

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (qMV6r)

148 Ford probably deleted a lot of social media so that we would not see her flying all over Europe and Asia, in addition to her pussyheads career.

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (r97UP)

149 Maryland has not statute of limitations for Criminal assault.


But does for Civil suites... so unless she could convince a DA and a Grand Jury... not happening.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

150 133
Good news, everyone. Tesla was able to achieve well over half of their 6000 units of Model 3 goal last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (PRfdc)

Just think how many they could have made if they layed off the pot...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (8iiMU)

151 I just don't want Chris Taylor going down a path towards gender fluidity.

I'm way too hairy for that, nobody would believe it


OH and for your laughter and pleasure, from The Hill:

NEW POLL: Clinton would beat Trump in landslide in 2016 re-run

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

152 Nope; I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it.

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Not genetic. My mom has themed towels for holidays that she puts in the guest bathroom.

I, on the other hand, wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

153 Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (3aBcq)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (AllCR)

154 I was in one of the DC prep school of that era, but on the Virginia side. We (the girls) all talked about out make out sessions with boys from one of the local boys' school. Apparently, they all were aggressive and while kissing would grab your hand and hold it on their erection even when you tried to pull away.
So we thought that was funny as hell and even made up a little song. We called it the "trait" and it's all over our year book. Someone would go out with another one of them and we'd immediately pounce when the date was over and we met at Mr Donut (because we never ate anything but salads in front of boys so we were always hungry) to find out if he had "the trait." Then we'd sing the little song and laugh our asses off because they must have shared make-out techniques (oblivious to the fact we were sharing). Not one of us was "traumatized." I can remember the boys, where, the year, and even what I had on, including which shoes and who had the 'trait.'

Again, this crap of looking at the past through today's lens is ridiculous. We drank, we smoked, we made-out. Most of us didn't have intercourse yet.


Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (nRWPy)

155 137 Oh, that's adorable.
You have hope.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:51 PM (bcbK

Hope, you had hope? Luxury, all I ever had was bleak despair!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (n9EOP)

Well of course, we had it tough. We'd spend hours every day supping on ennui and boredom. We'd have loved some bleak despair.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK8)

156 >>So Vintage then?


"Shabby chic!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)

157 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one
of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)



Heidi just found out about Amazon Wardrobe. Ugh.

*gets out tools*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (3SzRC)

158
Late to thread by ten minutes and 'zipless fvcks' is already used.

Even though male, have daughter. So that concept is not something I would support. Nor should any 'feminist'.

I didn't talk sex stuff with son except one piece of advice -- don't stick your pr*ck in a girl you're not prepared to marry. Notches on a bedpost mean nothing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (LOgQ4)

159 Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)


OH, sorry... forgot to change my nic...

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (NgKpN)

160 Oh, I forgot the gun room and gun range.




JESSSSSSS!

*pumps fist*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (yQpMk)

161 American Constitution Society? Yeah, they're all about upholding the vaunted US Constitution. Uh-huh. Sure. What a knee-slapper that name is.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (mQ0Mc)

162 Oh, I forgot the gun room and gun range.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QTqWy)
+++
Nooow Yer' Talkin'!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (2sCft)

163 Did Grassley's alleged "by end of day" new dead line get crossed? I'd guess this is the end of day ... 6PM ET ... can we drink to Justice Kavanaugh yet?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (Cus5s)

164 I, on the other hand, wash myself with a rag on a stick.Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

But you're a guy. if you were too into interior decorating someone would accuse you of being gay.. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (AllCR)

165 156
>>So Vintage then?





"Shabby chic!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 05:59 PM (W+vEI)

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (3SzRC)

166 Again, anyone here know about this PGA stuff? Did Ford "do" a tour or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

167 Those little designer soaps are always crudded with dust.


Who thinks that's a good look?

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (NLLmE)

168 Nope; I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)


I usually just bring my own toiletries when I visit. Most people don't have Dr. Bronner's peppermint and extra-strength Gold Bond by the case in their guest bathrooms.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (y87Qq)

169 147. Yes, the Martha Stewart gene.

I don't have it
Posted by: Ignoramus
*
It's a good thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (fA1SL)

170 Bet Ford has been on more planes than I have

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (T4oHT)

171 Excellent. Now if they can just keep them from spontaneously bursting into flames.

Posted by: SteveOReno

-

You can have it cheap, you can have it good...

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (PRfdc)

172 163

They have extended the deadline to 10. And they are super serious this time and stuff.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (UfdE7)

173 154. Yep. And apparently little Miss Blasey's yearbook would validate that her school was the same.

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (r97UP)

174 I saw a show about an empty nest couple, and the wife totally turned one

of the bedrooms into her yuge, luxurious closet. I want that.

--

I think Marianne Rogers did that when she was married to Kenny. I believe that puppy was 2000+ square feet. Of closet.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (mQ0Mc)

175 168
* fistbump *

Call-backs are great.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (fA1SL)

176 Yudhishthira's Dice

Whoopd. I presumed your gender. Sorry Maybe you're not a guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

177 Maybe they'll sky write a big dick over the politburo in Olympia?



SURRENDER CHRISSY

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)

178 For three days last year, I observed fully armed Apache helicopters circling low and slow around I-25 & Broadway in Denver. I still wonder what the hell that was about.

Naked men laying out in the park...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (KCxuz)

179 This is all obviously planned, right from their standard playbook.

By the same people were orchestrating the Trump and Roy Moore hits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

180 If I had the money my house would look like an English manor with lots of wood and a huge library with zillions of books and an overstuffed chair by a fire. And a glassed in section with my herb garden, and a downstairs movie theater.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)

181 I'm always amazed when I got to people's houses and they have matching towels and little designer soaps. Maybe this is a genetic thing-I didn't get it.
Really? I have that, in fact I have towels hidden so my dirty male children/husband don't destroy/stain them so that I DO have guest towels that don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

182 It's a real thing, Cannibal Bob. Use it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (W+vEI)

183
PDT's daddy bought Hitler's body and had the DNA extracted by Watson and Crick in 1945 and spliced into his sperm and in vitro'd PDT's mommy in order to ensure his son was literally Hitler.

Amusingly, there were quite a few extra fertilized eggs left over and one of the janitors unknowingly flushed them into the sewer where they impregnated the alligators and that is why we have Hiltergators under New York, particularly in the bunker under the UN...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (UFLLM)

184 Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (nRWPy)

We all have the trait.
Well, I can't speak for the soibois...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (8iiMU)

185 Clinton would beat Trump in landslide in 2016 re-run

Yeah, with the Mainland China electoral college votes tossed in.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (Tyii7)

186 I think Marianne Rogers did that when she was married to Kenny. I believe that puppy was 2000+ square feet. Of closet.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (mQ0Mc)


Years ago, Celine Dion bragged to Oprah that she had a 5,000 sf closet in one of her homes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (ptqGC)

187 I've been away from the PC all day. How did that 10am deadline go?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (rnXGe)

188 Bet Ford has been on more planes than I have


Certainly more trains.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (yQpMk)

189 something?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

I don't know about the PGA, but at my gym they have a tv dedicated to the golf channel. And let me be the first to say, those women are in a fitness competition with each other. And I welcome the transition to playing 18 holes in tiny tight yoga shorts.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (UWiFB)

190 I was in one of the DC prep school of that era, but on the Virginia side. We (the girls) all talked about out make out sessions with boys from one of the local boys' school. Apparently, they all were aggressive and while kissing would grab your hand and hold it on their erection even when you tried to pull away.

----


man, did I do high school wrong.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (Ejm4y)

191

Oh nice catch!

Collins and Murkowski should be p*ssed. They were targeted for puppetry.

Wow.

Filthy rotten democrats. Their motto? Do Evil. Whenever. Wherever. No matter what.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (2I4LM)

192 Well of course, we had it tough. We'd spend hours every day supping on ennui and boredom. We'd have loved some bleak despair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 05:58 PM (bcbK

Oh what I would have given for just a smidgen of ennui to brighten my day!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (n9EOP)

193 One of the reasons I knew the Duchess was right for me was when she told me if I ever tried to take her to a mall she would shoot me in the face. True love!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (gC2IV)

194 Maybe FNORD can't fly because of an ear infection.

Doubt it. But it could be that.

But it isn't.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (xPJvm)

195 #IBelieveDr.ChristineBaselessFraud!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (eGFil)

196 I wonder if Lava Soap makes little designer soaps for guest baths and showers?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (QLvwG)

197 10pm, if you don't respond by then, we'll make it 10am Monday for sure.



Or maybe later if you need it.

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (T4oHT)

198 Ford is a MacGuffin and should be treated as such...

Posted by: Garbone at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (9dH/8)

199 140

Stormy Daniels now claims she was "terrified" by Ben Rothlesberger's clumsy demands for a kiss.....after Trump introduced them.

She just remembered!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter



Sure kid, sure.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (gFUz8)

200 163 Did Grassley's alleged "by end of day" new dead line get crossed? I'd guess this is the end of day ... 6PM ET ... can we drink to Justice Kavanaugh yet?

Pisses me off that they are still trying to make a "deal" with this beyotch

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

201 Christopher, you forgot the servants quarters pre-installed with devoted butler, talented chef, and cute chambermaid.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (QTqWy)

202
Twitch has a fun post about #OtherFordHearingDemands

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

203 Judge wrote a book where he talked about his teenage escapades and mentioned those people... Seems like she took stuff from the book and inserted herself into the story.

You noticed that too? I'm pretty sure the 'inadvertently killed' is from his body of work also.

I can't hate these people worse then I do right now.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (LOgQ4)

204 I'm glad Trump called her out. The "trauma" of such a piffling incident, especially when it's imaginary, is psychotic, borderline shit.

Posted by: CN at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (r97UP)

205 >>hat don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.

Under Wife keeps a cache of 'nice things' too. I'm forbidden to take any implements from the kitchen as well...like funnels.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)

206 Rich Zeoli 1210am thinks is all a trap and a no win situation for the Republicans

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (T4oHT)

207 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

208
For three days last year, I observed fully armed Apache helicopters circling low and slow around I-25 & Broadway in Denver. I still wonder what the hell that was about.

Naked men laying out in the park...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (KCxuz)







I didn't realize that the Air Force had Apaches.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (eXA4G)

209 Victim?

Has it even been established EXCATLY what Kavenaugh was supposed to have done?

I'm not talking about the garbage that Washington Post reported...

I'm talking about a sworn, complete, unredacted affidavit of what the fuck supposedly happened?


Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (kT3/m)

210 This is good news. Now, Collins and Murkowski
have completely lost their fig leaves. They can't vote against Kavanaugh
without looking exactly like the chumps this woman describes.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 05:39 PM



Objection. Assumes that matters to them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:41 PM (ctuyM)

Collins already indicated she was supporting Kavanaugh and I presume Murkie will go where Collins follows.
The lost Collins with the death threats to her staff and the three foot tall penis the mailed to her.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (FTXAT)

211 Meant "actually" not "exactly"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

212 Ford is a MacGuffin and should be treated as such...

Who cares what her maiden name is?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

213 Ford is a MacGuffin and should be treated as such...
Posted by: Garbone at September 21, 2018 06:04 PM (9dH/

The 2019 Ford MacGuffin is terribly behind schedule, way over budget and apparently designed by a fellow named Homer Simpson.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (xPJvm)

214 207 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)


So, its Hillary? /smirk

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (NgKpN)

215 Everything Dems do is "an elaborate charade".

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (3aBcq)

216 193
One of the reasons I knew the Duchess was right for me was when she told
me if I ever tried to take her to a mall she would shoot me in the
face. True love!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:03 PM (gC2IV)

Hey Duke! First date with Heidi. "I hate shopping." She said she'd shoot me too, but for other stuff.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (3SzRC)

217 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now you're all up to date on the last thread.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)

I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

218 so that I DO have guest towels that don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

I make it a point to never have guests over

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (QTqWy)

219 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade



We demand Proof of Life. Maybe a photo of here with the NYTimes' headline "Kavanaugh Confirmed".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (yQpMk)

220 All you need to understand our political theater is that the progressive marching order is very simple:

"By ANY means necessary!"

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (n9EOP)

221 218 so that I DO have guest towels that don't look like they've been used to wash the car and mop up dog piss.
Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:02 PM (nRWPy)

LOL Sounds like my house

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (O2RFr)

222 Years ago, Celine Dion bragged to Oprah that she had a 5,000 sf closet in one of her homes.

--

5000??? Wowsa. *blinks incredulously*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (mQ0Mc)

223 osted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (QTqWy)

LOL. I understand that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (AllCR)

224 207 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR)

----------

I'm wondering the same thing. Next up, news of her untimely death.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (gC2IV)

225 Wife always has gotten Dr Bronners magical soaps

Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (T4oHT)

226 why she's now afraid to fly

You are wondering where she got her

Fear of Flying??

She's got a fear of having to detail some of the zipless fvcks she remembers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (VE0m1)

227 A Canadian frog would never say square feet.....

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (mCMQ5)

228 187

It was moved to 5pm then 10pm and will be moved up 5 hours from now until after the mid terms.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (UfdE7)

229 225. All are One!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

230 Will you other ettes tell me if what I pick makes me look fat? Remember to wear your spanx!

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (nRWPy)

231 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
------------

she's uhhh my girlfriend, she's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (Ejm4y)

232 The towels don't actually look like they have been used to mop dog piss up. They just don't match and they somehow magically replicate when not watched.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)

233 As long as the guest bathroom has a 300 PSI bidet, I'm good to go.

Posted by: Shemp! at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (Tyii7)

234 Who cares what her maiden name is?


The Baltimore McGuffins are not to be trifled with. Rich and Vindictive.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (yQpMk)

235 I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

Ok, Tami you killed me with that one. LMAO.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (3SzRC)

236
Someone had both a rag and a stick?

One percenters. No one should have that many choices in personal hygiene.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (LOgQ4)

237 226 why she's now afraid to fly

You are wondering where she got her

Fear of Flying??

She's got a fear of having to detail some of the zipless fvcks she remembers.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (VE0m1)


So we should call her, the Flying NONE?

Posted by: Don Q, Deplorable Neanderthal at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (NgKpN)

238 Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (UfdE7)

Couldn't;t you go out for a nice Friday dinner, have some wine, talk with your partner about Repeatedly Reprehensible, Rotten Republicans,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)

239 5000??? Wowsa. *blinks incredulously*


That's not a closet, that's a warehouse.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

240 Rag and stick?

We just had a rock.

Sometimes just sand.
*sob*

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (QTqWy)

241 228. It was moved to 5pm then 10pm and will be moved up 5 hours from now until after the mid terms.
Posted by: #neverskankles
**
Still wanking to the prospect of an outcome you CLEARLY don't want, I see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (fA1SL)

242 Plz write in a coherent fashion Ace.

Your stream of consciousness schtick sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (0HXB0)

243 She will never testify. If she did, she'd be destroyed.

"She can't fly" is the lamest thing ever.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (qMV6r)

244 231 I'm beginning to wonder if this woman exactly exists. Maybe she died some time ago and they're carrying on an elaborate charade
------------

she's uhhh my girlfriend, she's in Canada, you wouldn't know her.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 06:08 PM (Ejm4y)


composite?

Posted by: B. Obama... at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

245 Meanwhile all the rons and ettes are fantasizing about a Matrix-style gun rack room

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (39g3+)

246 I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)


It's the best!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

247 Whoopd. I presumed your gender. Sorry Maybe you're not a guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

----

Nope. I'm a dude. I just got none of mom's fastidiousness

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (XQniG)

248
I'm talking about a sworn, complete, unredacted affidavit of what the fuck supposedly happened?


Posted by: Kreplach
-------------

You're acting as though this about facts.

Typical, and predictable patriarchal behavior.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (EY4jv)

249
Did Grassley's alleged "by end of day" new dead line get crossed?

They drew a new line.

https://youtu.be/zkzWyOaS8kU

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (IqV8l)

250 242. Please to go at baseball ground.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (fA1SL)

251 see susan collins stepped on her dick again. got the class of a homeless monkey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (KP5rU)

252 So Collins is appalled at Trumps remarks today? No vote?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (O2RFr)

253 Ford lives in Cali but went to school in Maryland. So how did she get tp California in the first place? Via oxcart? And she's never flown anyplace since the Horrible Traumatic Earthshattering incident that ruined her life forever?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (d6Ksn)

254 5000??? Wowsa. *blinks incredulously*

That's not a closet, that's a warehouse.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:09 PM (yQpMk)

---------

That closet alone is 500 sf bigger than the largest house I ever owned.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (I16G8)

255 Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (0HXB0)

Well-known afficianodo on equine fellatio.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (xPJvm)

256 The sidebar about Brie Larson did make me laugh.I don't know how that chick became a "star",she is a pinched face scoldy looking poor actress.Single handedly ruins Kong Skull Island.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (mCMQ5)

257 So Collins is appalled at Trumps remarks today? No vote?



They found their rube.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (yQpMk)

258 can I come to the girl party? I'll bring vodka!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (d7Ww2)

259 I just adore DOCTOR Boner's soaps!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (Tyii7)

260 253 Ford lives in Cali but went to school in Maryland. So how did she get tp California in the first place? Via oxcart? And she's never flown anyplace since the Horrible Traumatic Earthshattering incident that ruined her life forever?

I get the feeling that this is gonna drag on and on....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

261 Those mean old white men want to force me to fly on an airplane. They're doo-doo birds.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (EY4jv)

262 Susan Collins. I have only three words:

Bless her heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

263 Ed Whelan on twitter eating crow as many morons predicted:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4mkd7t

Posted by: keena at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (RiTnx)

264 #neverskankles is SOOOOO BOOORRRINGG!!!!!!!!

Sorry, man, but just what is the fucking point of any of your comments???


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (5AVMW)

265 "She can't fly" is the lamest thing ever.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (qMV6r)


Not really. Shrillary's excuse for not being able to attend the Benghazi hearings was even worse - "She flew".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (VE0m1)

266 Christopher, you forgot the servants quarters pre-installed with devoted butler, talented chef, and cute chambermaid./i]

Well a groundskeeper too, and more than just the one chambermaid

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

267 I don't buy into this "I was too traumatized to tell anyone" bs. If you didn't tell, then tough.

Posted by: dagny at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (nRWPy)

268 253
Ford lives in Cali but went to school in Maryland. So how did she get
tp California in the first place?


Posted by: DonnaV. at September 21, 2018 06:11 PM (d6Ksn)

Couch surfing.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (5jVnA)

269
I love drunk shopping!
Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

Where do you shop for drunks?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

270 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)

271 225 Wife always has gotten Dr Bronners magical soaps
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:07 PM (T4oHT)

Bottle gives you something to read while you're in the tub.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)

272 when are these idiots going to quit drawing lines in the sand? everybody knows they're bullshit. kind of like the old english bobby joke, stop! or, i'll yell stop again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (KP5rU)

273 264. Horde-fund a length if sturdy rope for him? I'm guessing he's got a chair and ceiling joist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

274 Emargancy! Everyone to get from street!

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (gmo/4)

275 262 Susan Collins. I have only three words:

Bless her heart.


I probably would be banned if I said what I thought... She could have just said "no comment." But they all have to bend over and take it for this lying Beyotch... I give up...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

276 Bottle gives you something to read while you're in the tub.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (d6Ksn)


Cereal boxes aren't good enough for you??!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (VE0m1)

277 Chris - Close call.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (EY4jv)

278 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Check the pilot light

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (O2RFr)

279 I love drunk shopping!


My favorite part is picking out which drunks you want to take hone with you!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (Tyii7)

280 Sorry, man, but just what is the fucking point of any of your comments???


Why do dogs roll on dead cat carcasses? Some things are just a mystery.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (yQpMk)

281 10pm deadline. Will Grassley even be awake that late? LoL

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:14 PM (UfdE7)

282 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)


Boil water!

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (y87Qq)

283 270
Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)

Sucks. i kept ours till it rusted through and flooded the garage. Glad I wasn't away for a few days.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (3SzRC)

284 273
264. Horde-fund a length if sturdy rope for him? I'm guessing he's got a chair and ceiling joist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)




Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (5AVMW)

285

Herbert!
Herbert!
Herbert!

Posted by: Space Hippie at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (IqV8l)

286 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

When you bang a gong
You bang it all the way
From your first mambo sun
To your last fish filet

Posted by: T.Rex Side Story at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (9X624)

287 My favorite ingredient from a shampoo bottle is methylethylisothiazolinone.

I was out of crosswords.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (NLLmE)

288 275 262 Susan Collins. I have only three words:

Bless her heart.


I probably would be banned if I said what I thought... She could have just said "no comment." But they all have to bend over and take it for this lying Beyotch... I give up...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)


Yeah, if I followed my Mom's rule, that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything...


I'd never be able to talk or comment again

Posted by: Don Quixote, Neanderthal of La Mancha at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (NgKpN)

289 Bottle gives you something to read while you're in the tub.

--

If you're...ahem, over 29, take reading glasses though. At least 1.50 power.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (mQ0Mc)

290 Aaaaand my water heater just went out.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)


Ugh. By "went out" do you mean just quit working, or began leaking hot water everywhere?

We have two old ones in the attic that I KNOW need replacing, but my husband is "Oh, they're fine." Until they're not.


All I need right now is just one leaking above the master bedroom and bath, or the other one over the kitchen/laundry room.

Imonna schedule someone to come inspect them both.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

291 She was once pulled into an airplane bathroom where George W. Bush pinned her down on the bed and tried to give her The Shocker. If she hadn't managed to free herself and hidden in the sanitary disposal slot he probably would have accidentally killed her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

292 Rinse and Repeat

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

293
A society where Dr. Bronners magical soaps are one of the choices -- has too many choices.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders - Avowed Socialist at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (LOgQ4)

294 286 I like West Side Story. And I like T-Rex. Is that wrong??

When you bang a gong
You bang it all the way
From your first mambo sun
To your last fish filet

Posted by: T.Rex Side Story at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (9X624)


Maria.... I just banged a girl named... Maria...

Posted by: Don Quixote, Neanderthal of La Mancha at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)

295 Trauma? I'll show you trauma, young lady!

Posted by: Stuff Ford's parents should have said when they caught her sneaking in past curfew drunk, high, and at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM (QTqWy)

296 I just want to be loved by my new commie overlords.

Posted by: Susan Collins at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (Tyii7)

297 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

I'm getting tired of all this hate coming from the right on piles of dog shit.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (TUU1F)

298 Her Past Lives Therapist helped her realize that she was once Amelia Earhart. Surely you can't expect her to relive that trauma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

299 10pm deadline. Will Grassley even be awake that late?

--

I'll prop him up, no worries.

Posted by: Grassley's Butler at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (mQ0Mc)

300 Huh, never knew there was s nic length maximum

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:17 PM (QTqWy)

301 295; and, spunk running out of her shoes?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (KP5rU)

302 Are any 'ettes still here? Have you discovered Beekman 1802 soaps and lotions?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

303 Susan Collins

The worst part is we all know that they don't believe Ford.. Why pretend anymore?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

304 David Brock and ShareBlue give out meth as part of their daily wages.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (UWiFB)

305 Road trip! I may want to stop a few places. Like the World's Largest Ball of Twine museum, places like that. Not sure when I'll get to DC. It's all about the journey, not the destination.

Posted by: Dr. Chrissy at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (2NqXo)

306 Brie has great tits. Explains her success

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (qMV6r)

307 We have two old ones in the attic that I KNOW need replacing, but my husband is "Oh, they're fine." Until they're not.


All I need right now is just one leaking above the master bedroom and bath, or the other one over the kitchen/laundry room.

Imonna schedule someone to come inspect them both.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)

308 Susan Collins sounds like a retard with a mouth full of marbles. Also, I don't like her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (gC2IV)

309
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:10 PM (0HXB0)






Always fun to watch some newbie try to tell Teh Ewok how to run his blog.

*grabs popcorn*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (eXA4G)

310 Wait, new deadline is 10pm EST (I presume) on a Friday night? Grassley, dude...wtf??

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (a0IVu)

311
Lotsa white swans
In America
Lotsa banged gongs
In America
If you cosmic dance
In America
We'll pull down your pants
In Ameriiiiica!

Posted by: T.Rex Side Story at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (9X624)

312 308: looks never lie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (KP5rU)

313 If you have water heaters in the attic without a pan and drain line, you should sue somebody. I would doubt that is even code.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (yQpMk)

314 310 Wait, new deadline is 10pm EST (I presume) on a Friday night? Grassley, dude...wtf??

They should just all fly there.. I'm sure Trump would lend them AF11

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (O2RFr)

315 Collin's is just trying to squeeze more filthy lucre from the turtle. She'll win because turtles are fucking lazy and introverted.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:20 PM (r9UYA)

316 She was once pulled into an airplane bathroom where George W. Bush pinned her down on the bed and tried to give her The Shocker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 06:16 PM

Uh oh. There'll be hell to pay when Mooch finds out about this.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 06:20 PM (2NqXo)

317 Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (UWiFB)

------

A lot of people think Brock's a coke head, but I figure him for a meth man, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:20 PM (XQniG)

318 317. Variety is the spice of life.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

319 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM


In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.

It's like they love the suspense of sudden failure and inundation by hot fluids.

Which is what 'she said last night'.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (LOgQ4)

320 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)


https://youtu.be/1bqSgvEZNtY?t=39s

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (y87Qq)

321 Ok, i need to walk the treadmill. I'm a little wound up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (3SzRC)

322 Are any 'ettes still here? Have you discovered Beekman 1802 soaps and lotions?

--

I love specialty soaps, but haven't tried this brand yet. Bookmarked! I just discovered Nourish right there in Savannah though. I love, love, love their soaps.

Posted by: Grassley's Butler at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (mQ0Mc)

323 Lucy is winning. I knew she would. Grassley is afraid to be seen as harsh.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (AJ+3y)

324 A lot of people think Brock's a coke head, but I figure him for a meth man, too.



Amyl Nitrate

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (yQpMk)

325 "filthy lucre from the turtle. "

Should we be heading to Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (xPJvm)

326 gah!

/sock

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (mQ0Mc)

327 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)


Well, here it is. House is 30+ years old, raised foundation, but we're on an island so basements are non-existent.


My late parents' house in upstate SC had a full basement and a hot water heater there, and after my mom died she came to IL to stay with us for a few weeks. When she returned home, her water heater had leaked hot water all over the basement, ruining the furniture in my dad's man cave, and a bunch of my old high school stuff I hadn't bothered to ever collect (including all my annuals).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

328 319 IN THE ATTIC!?
thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM

In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.

It's like they love the suspense of sudden failure and inundation by hot fluids.

Which is what 'she said last night'.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (LOgQ4)


????

Posted by: Grue, in the attic at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

329 The best place for a water heater is the attic.

Can't think of anything wrong about that

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (vYEdl)

330 Bologna and cheese sammich for dinner. I'm considering having another.

Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (TnE/T)

331 It's funny that Cory Spartacus Booker claims in his auto-bio to have done far worse as a teenager to a girl, and we don't believe him either

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (qMV6r)

332 314
310 Wait, new deadline is 10pm EST (I presume) on a Friday night? Grassley, dude...wtf??



They should just all fly there.. I'm sure Trump would lend them AF11

Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 06:19 PM (O2RFr)
Grassley, Collins, Flake on their California adventure.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

333 319

*adds dungeon to dream house specs*

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (QTqWy)

334 Funniest thing I saw this week was David Brock described as a "former GOP activist."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM (gC2IV)

335 This whole thing is making me ill. She says he "tried to rape her." How the hell does she know that? No matter who was in the room with her, how does she know what he was thinking? How exactly does she know that he consciously intended rape? Is she a mind reader? Is this the standard now--some gal THINKS a guy tried to rape her, so he's a rapist? Are there any women left out there who don't hate men? Please do speak up. You're the only ones who can.

Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (QE8X6)

336 In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.



It's like they love the suspense of sudden failure and inundation by hot fluids.



Which is what 'she said last night'.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (LOgQ4)


320
IN THE ATTIC!?

thats a thing!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (3SzRC)



https://youtu.be/1bqSgvEZNtY?t=39s

Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (y87Qq)

Lol. you guys.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (3SzRC)

337 nah, collins is just trying to squeeze out a turd that has been fermenting since last tuesday.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (KP5rU)

338
Seriously, isn't Brie Larson a pron actress?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:24 PM (UFLLM)

339 I love specialty soaps, but haven't tried this brand
yet. Bookmarked! I just discovered Nourish right there in Savannah
though. I love, love, love their soaps.


Posted by: Grassley's Butler at September 21, 2018 06:21 PM (mQ0Mc)


Yeah, there's a Nourish shop near me. A shop in my drug store sells all sorts of candles, soaps, and nice things. Beekman 1802 has the most incredible lotions and soaps, all made with goats' milk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

340 I was at the auto body shop this afternoon and CNN was on and that fat ass Kristol came on some show. The receptionist looked up and said 'he has really gotten fat, hasn't he?' lol.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (a0IVu)

341 What possible good reason could there be for extending the deadline? I smell cuck. Big time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (XQniG)

342 Somebody else on Legal Insurrection had the same code. Their handle is "Fen" but it's not me

Interesting that the media keeps using that picture of Ford with her sunglasses shielding her eyes. May we see her eyes please? Is she an actual human or just some caricature.

Casting call for a woman soccer moms can relate to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (AllCR)

343 342-Meant "had the same idea".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (AllCR)

344 13 reasons to question Ford's veracity
(as if we needed more than #1)

https://tinyurl.com/ydemruxy


Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

345 I don't know how anyone can buy boutique soaps after watching Fight Club.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:25 PM (yQpMk)

346 330 Bologna and cheese sammich for dinner. I'm considering having another.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 06:22 PM


* wag * * wag * * wagwagwagwagwagwagwag *

Posted by: WeaselDog at September 21, 2018 06:26 PM (ctuyM)

347 Mrsh welllshem obegrudh haddatham?

Posted by: Susan Collins at September 21, 2018 06:26 PM (gC2IV)

348 319 IN THE ATTIC!?

thats a thing!?



Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM



In the south they put all kinds of shit in the attic -- water heaters, air conditioning systems.


Frick, it is in CA as well. I used to follow property inspectors around and finding the hot water or AC/VAC up in the attic of homes was not unusual, just really stupid. One of the "code" items was that the "overflow" pipe if the thing blew up had to be over a window, so you could see the water flowing out of the thing.


I guess so you'd notice and you could get the hell out before the whole thing dropped on you?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 06:26 PM (TUU1F)

349 We don't know, but we're having an 'ette
get-together in Jane D'oh's closet which has a chandelier and a wine
fridge and Tami's bringing artichokes and then we're going to go
shopping in a Moron-driven stretch limo if someone has one and now
you're all up to date on the last thread.



Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 05:46 PM (C1PQi)



I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

Will this shopping involve shoes?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)

350 Bologna and cheese sammich for dinner. I'm considering having another.

Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (vYEdl)

351 Posted by: Caliban at September 21, 2018 06:23 PM (QE8X6)

Oh honey it's worse than that, it's FELONY attempted rape according to Rachel Madcow. I hate that woman.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (dUJdY)

352 342; fen, you can't see her eyes because they are entirely too close together. she is inbred.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

353 What are you trying to tell us, Herb?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (yQpMk)

354 Seriously, isn't Brie Larson a pron actress?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:24 PM (UFLLM)




She's mostly known for being the Angriest Half-Woman, Half-French Cheese Mutant in the X-Men.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (9X624)

355 Great tits explains her success.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:18 PM (qMV6r)

I did some research and she has a great tit. It's her right or left one that is outstanding. The the other is meh and more like a banana. You can tell she and the cameramen know this because it's always her perfect tit side.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (UWiFB)

356 Will this shopping involve shoes?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)
Shoes, handbags and bras.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

357 345. Dude.....nix, nix! Don't ruin a good racket.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)

358 FFS

Gop ND Senate candidate said Kav accusation is absurd because it didn't go anywhere. Todd Akin is a cautionary tale guys not an instruction manual.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (UfdE7)

359 Is Herbie MUMR?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

360 But I can't leave until Wednesday because I have a gyno appointment on Tuesday. Oh, and I need my brakes checked, so I really can't leave until after the 1st. Toodles!

Posted by: Christine Ford Fiesta at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (XcgmW)

361 I love drunk shopping!

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:06 PM (cF8AT)

I wanna go! Never shopped drunk.. so it would be a whole new experience for me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

362 fen, you can't see her eyes because they are entirely too close together. she is inbred.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU)

-------

I wonder... in the northeast, all the old money is inbred. What about DC?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (XQniG)

363 Will this shopping involve shoes?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)

It's not shopping if it doesn't...

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (cF8AT)

364 I like soap that has oatmeal as an ingredient. I can probably eat them during the burning times if need be.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (r9UYA)

365 With both kittehs dead, and a really, really empty house, I miss my husband even more when he's away. At least when the purr gurls were alive, I had a couple of little warm bodies to snuggle against me.

*sad face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

366 319 IN THE ATTIC!?

thats a thing!?

In north Texas it's definitely a thing. Have two 50 gallon gas heaters in my attic, roughly over the livingroom. Thanks for the reminder! I need to have mine inspected/maintenanced.

Posted by: TxDan at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (b1WLN)

367 This country used to be content with a good five cent cigar or a chicken in every pot. I'll tell you what we need now is a good old fashioned Saturday night massacre. PDT cans about 8 or 9 traitors, has some of those little assholes Veritas exposed arrested, and while we're at it, call the Senate to order at zero dark thirty and ram Kevanaugh through. And by ram I mean give it to the Donks good and hard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (xzqr4)

368
Attempted squeeze titty and dry humping your leg drunk at a party is FELONY RAPE!

Posted by: Dr. Fnord from the woodwork out... at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (UFLLM)

369 Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (KP5rU

I know that there are two pictures of her as a kid, but no pictures of her as an adult except the one with the sunglasses. If anyone was innocent they wouldn't need to scrub or have scrubbed their entire internet presence. Maybe her lawyer wrote the letter but there is no her or the her is an actress/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 06:30 PM (AllCR)

370 I STILL have two gift certificates from Christmas in my purse! I keep forgetting them.

Shoe shopping it is!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

371 OT for those who might be interested:

Aim surplus has a LEO trade in deal on a Glock 22 package that comes with a 9mm conversion barrel and magazine in addition to the .40 S&W for $389.95, delivered.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

372 Aww Jane! You need a new kitty. Or two.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)

373 @310

First it was 10am this morning, then EOB, which usually means 5pm, 3pm if your a banker, her team probably whined that since they are in California EOB should be on California time, so 10pm on the east coast would be 7pm on the west coast, which in itself is fucked up.

EOB MEANS EOB FUCKHEADS, NOT EOB PLUS A COUPLE HOURS.

This is all so maddening.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (kT3/m)

374 Will this shopping involve shoes?




Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:27 PM (FTXAT)
Shoes, handbags and bras.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

Yay!!!!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (FTXAT)

375 I wanna go! Never shopped drunk.. so it would be a whole new experience for me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

I have. I seem to remember a pair of red pants (that I never wore) and some items at an auction in Singapore....rugs, wooden chest, etc.

Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (cF8AT)

376
I have a family member in the south with an A/C system in the attic. I have tirelessly tried to explain to him with extensive mathematics why that needs extensive insulation and attic fans.

Payback period? Six months or less.

To no avail.

Only thing I can figure is that people in the south just plain like to be hot and pay a lot in utility bills.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (LOgQ4)

377 Will this shopping involve shoes?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Well, most places don't allow barefoot shopping. Bring flipflops, at least.

Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (50/Bh)

378 Only fried bologna is edible. Unless you like the taste of cock.

--

^ There's a question in this statement just waiting to be asked...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

379 Nood- currently gray boxed

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (I16G8)

380 Yay!!!!


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (FTXAT)
Right? I hate bra shopping alone..always wished I had a girlfriend with me for advice.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (a0IVu)

381 Of course they had a strategy. I sure hope our side has a strategy!
___________________

We always have a strategy: Cave! (Then send out e-mails and letters begging Repub voters for more money).

Works every time.

Posted by: Mitch and Chuck at September 21, 2018 06:32 PM (fqUgw)

382 365 With both kittehs dead, and a really, really empty house, I miss my husband even more when he's away. At least when the purr gurls were alive, I had a couple of little warm bodies to snuggle against me.

*sad face*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

Ah, pussy. A faded memory.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (NWiLs)

383 First it was 10am this morning, then EOB, which
usually means 5pm, 3pm if your a banker, her team probably whined that
since they are in California EOB should be on California time, so 10pm
on the east coast would be 7pm on the west coast, which in itself is
fucked up.

EOB MEANS EOB FUCKHEADS, NOT EOB PLUS A COUPLE HOURS.

This is all so maddening.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (kT3/m)

EOB was a deadline the press imagined up. Grassley never released anything all day that would indicate the bint had a new deadline. The Kavanaugh hearing is still scheduled for Monday.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 06:33 PM (FTXAT)

384 Aww Jane! You need a new kitty. Or two.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:31 PM (dUJdY)


I keep thinking about it. I'll wait till after the holidays (including Easter dinner here) to think about it some more. Training kittens is not unlike training toddlers.


There was a kitten for adoption in our paper today, that had been rescued after being thrown out of a moving car. I can't even express what I feel about someone who would do that to a baby animal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

385 She can't testify because she doesn't exist. She's like George Kaplan in North by Northwest.

It was Plan C and it was never meant to get this far

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (qMV6r)

386 Nood!! Thumbs up.

Posted by: the boy that cried "Nood!"

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (2sCft)

387
#moreFordHearingDemands


Must be picked up in a white limo to represent her virginity.
No smell of chinese food in the senate building.
Only genuine arctic glacier melt water.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (r+sAi)

388
So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (UFLLM)

389 Ah, pussy. A faded memory.

Wine. Monitor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 06:35 PM (dUJdY)

390 So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?


What vintage?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)

391 Some serious uptalking going on with that Seidmann woman. Yeesh.

Posted by: boatbuilder at September 21, 2018 06:44 PM (0hh2C)

392 So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits



Palmetto State Armory - .223 1000 rounds $299.00 free shipping.

Evening all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 21, 2018 06:50 PM (gECZB)

393 388

So who has precious metals in 1000 ct cases on sale this weekend?


Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 06:34 PM (UFLLM)

Lead IS a precious metal. Or at least it will be considered one soon enough.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 07:13 PM (rnXGe)

394 We're really not going to be able to avoid a shooting war, are we?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

No.

By avoid you should mean cover and concealment

Posted by: Steve S the Softball Wizard at September 21, 2018 07:47 PM (j0Mw7)

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