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YO!
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:38 PM (p6e8W) 2
HAHAHAHA
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:38 PM (p6e8W) 3
Uh huh. Her dog gets lonely too, don't forget that part.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (CaRQc) 4
She is delaying again. Fly, bitch!
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (O9qtX) 5
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.
Off to get the corgi's. Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (p6e8W) 6
Geez, it's almost like they're stalling...
Posted by: Timon at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (eiZez) 7
Put her in Romney's crate, strap her to the roof of the Tahoe and drive her butt to DC.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (gmo/4) 8
OK. That's pathetic.
I would note that writing letters to Congressmen is all fun and games, but perjury is illegal. Posted by: Gridlock at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (GW7H6) 9
FUCK Ed Morrissey. He's a priest in waiting.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vKhgw) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (/9p9e) 11
Grassley knows if he bends to this, Trump will tease him clear into an eating disorder.
The rumors are bullshit and Grassley will not cuck (on this). Posted by: trev006 at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vbK6N) 12
Yeah, but John Madden wasn't accusing Kavanaugh of trying to have his way with him.
Posted by: Furious George, Totally Not Getting The Point at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (9vQJW) 13
They were f*cking willing to go to HER! Jeebus, I just can't.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC) 14
Give this bint the BA Barakus treatment.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (d3oPV) 15
Getting my groove back. Woo-Hoo!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (EeHjs) 16
repost
legalinsurrection In July, Ford Advisor Spoke of "Strategy" That Could Defeat Kavanaugh Ford has sought advice from Democratic operative from Ricki Seidman, the woman who helped Anita Hill. Well, back in July, Seidman spoke to the American Constitution Society about a strategy that could end up defeating Kavanaugh. Remember, July is when Sen. Dianne Feinstein received Ford's letter. From The American Mirror: ... "Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee." She didn't provide further details, but given the fact that Dr. Christine Blasey Ford "is being advised by" Seidman, according to Politico, it's not difficult to conclude the plot currently unfolding began months ago. Just like Russia-gate. This is incredible. They are scheming months, years before to destroy people, including the POTUS. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (2I4LM) 17
FedEx, when it absolutely, positively, must be there, overnight.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (5jVnA) 18
The GOP takes another few steps down Disappointment Road. By this evening they'll be sprinting to the finish line.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (r9UYA) 19
So how many more claims will suddenly appear over the weekend? I'm going with three.
Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3) 20
Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...
Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P) Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (NLLmE) 22
No problemo Dr. Ford, they already said you could give your "testimony" by telephone or they'll even come to you.
Posted by: dear lady at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (RzUqr) 23
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country. I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC) 24
If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1) 25
Ace is the place!
Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (sKZ8P) 26
More annoying, Puerto Ricans or Ford?
Posted by: nip at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (DfGpI) 27
FUCK Ed Morrissey.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vKhgw ------ Nobody wants to do that. Nobody. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM) 29
ere's an idea: Just subpeona her already. When she starts screaming "You're raping me all over again," which she will,
------- Dont worry about it sugar tits. You wont remember where, wont remember when, wont remember who was there..... hell you wont wont remember ANYTHING about it for 30 years..... Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (8XRCm) 30
If John Roberts had a fucking pair, he'd delay the opening of the Supreme Court until Kavanaugh is confirmed and seated. Grassley and McConnell - what the fuck are you going to do now that they are openly spraying projectile diarrhea in your mouths? End this now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (/9p9e) 31
WTF does that caption have to do with her not wanting to show up?Fuck you Politico.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (mCMQ5) Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA) 33
How about we send a limo and four Florida Men to do the driving? She'd be there in 36 hours, unless Florida Men do something Floridian.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (2LelM) 34
I would imagine the accuser would want to start flying if dropped out of a helicopter.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA) Posted by: Don Quixote, Man with La Munchies at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN) 36
Yeah Trump is "upending" the nomination.These cucks piss me off so much.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (mCMQ5) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (r+sAi) 38
494 I lost half of you at Jennifer Connelly, didn't I?
http://bit.ly/2PVIvPF Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (yQpMk) ============== I was afraid that it was Helen Thomas. It was not. Thank you. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (3T+T0) 39
Senorita Steven Hayes haha I haven't seen him around lately. Breakdown? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM) I think he's still in Spain trying to find himself. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC) 40
She could benefit from a nice helicopter ride.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (vg8iE) 41
There's always SKYPE. Why not video-conference into the Congressional hall? Send some of ours out there to "monitor" her, like Gowdy and Cruz. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (2I4LM) 42
I'm famous, got 12 minutes left, where are the groupies?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa) 43
My prediction on Ford. She'll accept. Over the weekend the dems will trot out another woman who has some vague accusation. They will then demand another delay. Ford will withdraw her commitment to testify.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (gC2IV) 44
She can't weigh more than 110 pounds . . . *eyes roof of Family Truckster*
Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (QLvwG) 45
34 I would imagine the accuser would want to start flying if dropped out of a helicopter.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA) I heard she didn't want to fly because her arms would get tired... and that's just MEAN! Posted by: Michelle Fields..... at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN) 46
PLEASE go look at what artisanal'ette put up near the end of the last post - from Legal Insurrection - Ford's lawyer actually spoke last summer about a strategy to take down SC nominee
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM) Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (lwiT4) 47
Okay, at this point this is just laughable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (kG5hP) 48
Honestly, anyone in the senate who is buying this should take the kick me sign off their back.
It's a joke now. Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (VpIIl) 49
'Trump is upending the nomination.'
If the GOP decides to wuss out on Kavanaugh, I expect this'll be the hook. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (AzW6q) 50
"Would you believe I don't want to fly?"
"No." "Would you believe I feel unsafe?" "No." "Would you believe I was spouting a line of hooey?" "Yes, I would believe that." "Darn it." Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq) 51
I think he's still in Spain trying to find himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC) wow, long time Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (2I4LM) 52
And ignoring the offer to interview her in her home or e.g. via Skype.
Tell her Monday interview or Tuesday vote. Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (Evws/) 53
I think it was Joel Pollak who made a good point - the intelligent Dems (yes, there are a few - you know, the slimy shitbags like Schumer) know this isn't going to fully derail the nomination. And they know they can't stall for another 6 weeks to get beyond midterms. The only thing they can achieve now is to stall this out past October, because SCOTUS starts hearing cases again. If they stall through then, they can probably bully Kav into not voting on cases - it's technically legit to vote when you weren't present for oral argumentation, but it's rarely done and would be seen as a "breach of decorum" and all that other finicky pinkies-out paddy cake bullshit.
That makes some amount of sense. I do think most lefties are delusional enough to think that they're going to torpedo the nomination in total, though. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (oZ6kz) 54
Go Greyhound, and leave the driving to us!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (yQpMk) 55
Fly the committee to ca.
Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (MAstk) Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (jDF8P) 57
24 If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1) If I was a carpenter... I'd be building a very large gallows right about now. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e) 58
They could use the A-Team strategy that was used for Mr. T. Just cold-cock her and throw her on the plane.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (m45I2) 59
So, now, PDJT has routed the FISC applications and text messages (which he previously instructed be released unredacted) to Horowitz for review.
#TwoWeeks Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (CaRQc) 60
42 I'm famous, got 12 minutes left, where are the groupies?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa) ========== Here: https://tinyurl.com/ybupss89 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (3T+T0) 61
Put her in Romney's crate, strap her to the roof of the Tahoe and drive her butt to DC.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (gmo/4) I got this! Posted by: Clark Griswold at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq) 62
Sorry, I never visit Washington in the fall. Only the Spring for the cherry blossoms.
Get the fuck out of here. Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl) 63
artisanal 'ette - I see you re-posted - THANK YOU!
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (lwiT4) 64
give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2) 65
PLEASE go look at what artisanal'ette put up near the end of the last post - from Legal Insurrection - Ford's lawyer actually spoke last summer about a strategy to take down SC nominee
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM) Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (lwiT4) Thanks grammie. I reposted it above #16'ish Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM) 66
JUST VOTE ALREADY
Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (q177U) 67
Clear proof why we need Nationwide High Speed Rail!
Posted by: Moonbeam at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (90V40) 69
Where the hell is that Star Trek transporter when you need it?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (C1PQi) 71
Just put a placard for her and her attnys on the witness desk on Monday. Gavel in and announce that she hasn't arrived yet. Recess for 20 min.
Gavel in and announce she has neither arrived nor contacted the Senate committee. Take a vote to move Kavanaugh on to the full vote. Aye. Bang, bang, bang. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (c07y/) 72
Red Wave +1
Blue Wave -1 I don't know what will happen, but these excuses have to have the GOP gaining votes. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (EeHjs) 73
Amtrack can get her there by Monday,
****** And they know a thing or two about derailing things in general. Might could give her some tips along the way. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (m45I2) 74
I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e) -------- 50 cubits high. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (AzW6q) 75
Dear Mr Senate Man,
Please Excuse Chrissy Blasey Ford from testifying on Monday. Signed, Epstein's Mother Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (3JlWt) 76
64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2) "Hands off!" - - Palsi and the Bollard that Ate Chappaqua Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e) 77
"Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."
They've been planning this all along. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4) 78
This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ) 79
75 Dear Mr Senate Man,
Please Excuse Chrissy Blasey Ford from testifying on Monday. Signed, Epstein's Mother Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (3JlWt) You mean Rosenstein's Mother but a thread winner contender just the same. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (/9p9e) 80
Ok, I'm calling Grassley again. Makes me feel a little better and maybe I can get back to writing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC) 81
12 Yeah, but John Madden wasn't accusing Kavanaugh of trying to have his way with him.
Posted by: Furious George, Totally Not Getting The Point at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (9vQJW) That, I would pay to see! Posted by: Gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES) at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (GW7H6) 82
77 "Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."
They've been planning this all along. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4) ============= But he still most likely did it and should be not only denied from SCOTUS, but impeached from the DC Court of Appeals. Because #MuhPrinciples Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3T+T0) 83
Because Xanax and booze doesn't help 1000's of of people daily get on a plane and fly.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (UWiFB) 84
To be fair, flying is rather unpleasant nowadays. I mean, what if she wants peanuts, and all they have are pretzels? Bullying!
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (T6t7i) 85
64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2) "Hands off!" - - Palsi and the Bollard that Ate Chappaqua Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e) ++++ I call SEXISM on these posts. Turrible. Just Turrible. Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (2sCft) 86
This guy raped and murdered her at least three times and she doesn't want to fly to stop him from destroying the ozone layer and making whales and kittens go extinct?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (PRfdc) 87
You knew that she/they would concoct and contrive excuse after excuse to not testify.
What I'm most enraged about is that.. TO THIS FUCKING DAY NO ONE ON THE COMMITTEE HAS SEEN A FULL OR UNREDACTED COMPLAINT DOCUMENT OR AFFIDAVIT!!!!! So literally the GOP Chairman and GOPe cucks and lickspittles are MONKEYING THIS SHIT UP and stepping 'n fetchin to the Democrats every command. The GOP is making a mockery of the confirmation hearings, justice and the very concept of fairness. The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (kT3/m) 88
So would it be fair to say that she has a fear of flyong?
/rimshot (Apologies if someone already quipped this) Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (umy56) 89
TAKE. THE. VOTE.
Posted by: itsacookbook at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (yPxXc) 90
This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ) yes Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (2I4LM) 91
One of the reasons why Ford scrubbed her social media is so you can't see pictures of all the exotic foreign locales she's gone to.
Posted by: Democratic Party Goon at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (I2/tG) 92
I bet she would fly to pick up her lottery winnings if she won any or to meet a young 20 something with a full on chubby ready to ram it up her squeak hole while she bumped rails on the top of a urinal in the men's room.
Then she would fly. Oh yes, she would fly. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (EoRCO) Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA) 94
I reposted it above #16'ish
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM) Yes - thank you, I saw that after you re-posted. That is some explosive stuff. I hope Legal Insurrection has a way of getting that to Grassley. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4) 95
Ok, I'm calling Grassley again. Makes me feel a little better and maybe I can get back to writing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC) By writing, you mean lifting, yes? Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (UWiFB) 96
I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e) I got some plans if you're interested. Posted by: Hamman at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq) Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (5jVnA) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (/9p9e) 99
And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.
Awesome! Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m) 100
Why is the GOP tolerating this? Hold the vote - now.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (uGHnY) 101
FedEx, when it absolutely, positively, must be there, overnight.
Make sure that there are air holes in the box, or not. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (AzW6q) 103
Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (QLvwG) 104
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Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country. I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March. Attending conferences is part of an academic's job. How'd she get there, hitchhiking? Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (I2/tG) 106
97 How do you make a false accuser fly?
Give her a push. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (5jVnA) "I know, right?!" - - Iranian Revolutionary guard on the roof with homos Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (/9p9e) 107
IF KAVNANA CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS IN 24 HOUR INCREMENTS DURING THE SUMMERS OF 1982 AND 1983 AND POSSIBLY 1984 THEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND SHOULD HANG!
Posted by: Mad Pussyhatter at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (Iy9CQ) 108
She can't fly because she's uncomfortable with confined spaces. Also uncomfortable with mathematical calculations involving volume, I'd guess, given that the interior of the vast majority of ground vehicles are less spacious than a plane.
But this bitch ain't crazy. No, not at all. Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (4VAdr) 109
Let it Bleed....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (O3+/S) 110
Look, why don't we just all kick in to have her sent FedEx Next Day?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (AM1GF) 111
Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (EeHjs) 112
Afraid of the patented TSA two fisted cavity search?
You must be a 'survivor' from a previous assault. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (1g7ch) 113
104
23 Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country. I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March. Attending conferences is part of an academic's job. How'd she get there, hitchhiking? Posted by: pep I'll bet she got picked up by Kavanaugh, and he RAPED her all over again! Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (T6t7i) 114
As transparent as optical glass.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (fA1SL) 115
78
This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ) Yes. All of them batshit fucking crazy and I've worked with quite a few. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (3SzRC) 116
107 IF KAVNANA CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS IN 24 HOUR INCREMENTS DURING THE SUMMERS OF 1982 AND 1983 AND POSSIBLY 1984 THEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND SHOULD HANG!
Posted by: Mad Pussyhatter at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (Iy9CQ) ============ Also Allahpundit. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (3T+T0) 117
Lita Ford....Went to a party last Saturday night, I din't get laid, I got in a fight...uh huh,,,it aint no big thing...
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (w2Myr) 118
This wouldn't be a problem if we had that visionary Elon Musk's tunnel travel system in place -- supported entirely by federal taxpayer money subsidy payments to him, of course.
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (TIsja) 119
And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.
Awesome! Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m) You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm. Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG) 120
She testify via FaceTime or Skype or any videoconferencing which has been around for 15 years.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (UWiFB) 121
This is farcical and needs to end.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (J+mig) 122
Heh, the list of reasons to not actually do anything about her alleged attacker is getting as long as Hillary's excuses for why her Billion dollar-plus campaign with two solid years of media support failed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+) 123
Seems a little harsh on Shapiro, he's been raking the dems up and down the coals on this mess.
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (NBOA5) 124
Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.
Don't forget the hockey mask Posted by: barbarausa at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (eWUpO) 125
111 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (EeHjs) Open casting call for actress to testify for Ford: Chelsea Handler? Sarah Silverman? Joy Behar? Whoopi Rape-Rape? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e) 126
This is complete bullshit. How does she get to work, magic fairy carpet rides? No, I bet she uses a car. But the confined spaces!!!1
Posted by: Gaff at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (jPS2y) 127
Has she ever flown in the past? She's looking less credible than Anthony Weiner at this point.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (Jeih4) 128
122 Heh, the list of reasons to not actually do anything about her alleged attacker is getting as long as Hillary's excuses for why her Billion dollar-plus campaign with two solid years of media support failed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+) ============= I, for one, can't wait until Ford says that the Russians will get her if she goes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (3T+T0) 129
Is there not one functioning testicle among all the GOP members? Anyone? Buehler?
Tell this lying bitch to go to hell and get on with business. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (HiLJ1) 130
Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)
------------------ Have you been tested for allergies? Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM) 131
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And ignoring the offer to interview her in her home or e.g. via Skype. Tell her Monday interview or Tuesday vote. Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (Evws/) Embrace the power of AND Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (8iiMU) 132
Does anyone know if Grassley is still insisting that she testify under oath? To me, that's the whole ball game.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (T6t7i) 133
She has until tonight to let the senate know if she will testify Wednesday.
Honestly, WTF is going on. Maybe next she can ask for a suite at the Four Seasons, Fresh Alaska salmon for dinner and a Chloe bag. Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (VpIIl) 134
She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr) 135
119 You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG) Isn't this really the story of Lena Dunham's FUPA? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e) 136
And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold. Awesome! Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m) ----- *shoves play-doh into USB port Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: Roper at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (PHc4K) 138
It seems as if they have evidence of prior plotting by Ford's lawyer to do all this, then the whole thing goes up in smoke, no?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA) 140
Well by now it's rather clear, these are delays due to:
1) She can't testify under oath without breaking the law or opening herself to liability 2) They still--STILL-- don't know what proof he has against her and they need to force him to testify 1st. They're going to claim she will speak from California only. 10am eastern is 7am Pacific-- she wants at least 2 hours to prep her response. Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (TN1P5) 141
Even uninterested Americans notice this sort of thing.
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (O3+/S) 142
I don't FEEL like flying.
DOCTOR Ballsy Ford Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (mCMQ5) 143
123 Seems a little harsh on Shapiro, he's been raking the dems up and down the coals on this mess.
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (NBOA5) ============ I haven't been paying that close attention to the Shapiro two minutes of hate, but what I did see was a tweet that everyone was saying was genuine on his part but seemed satirical to me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (3T+T0) 144
134 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr) ...with 4 on the floor... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e) 145
She's got a bathing suit on already. Make her swim.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (Jeih4) 146
s there not one functioning testicle among all the GOP members? Anyone? Buehler?
-------- Only two among the whole bunch of them, and they live at the WH. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (AzW6q) 147
Rape, murder, arson, and the TSA.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (1L9V9) 148
Maybe she's jumpy about the TSA bringing back bad memories.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (HtsKA) 149
It's pretty clear she doesn't want to go under oath. Liar.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) 150
They'll get her a train ticket and then she won't want to travel by train. Then it will be by bus or car. It will always be some bullshit excuse. Sorry honey you had your chance and it's over should be the only response now
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (OLCnA) 151
Because Xanax and booze doesn't help 1000's of of people daily get on a plane and fly. Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (UWiFB) This. My doc just gave me a prescription for Xanax for my 23 freaking hour, non-stop, trans-Atlantic flight next month. And she can't fly across country? Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC) 152
Can't Rosenstein just wear a wire and get the troof from Chrissy?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (w2Myr) 153
See if the big jumbotron at the Navy Yard is being used, you know the one Agent Gibbs and Director Vance use on that CBS documentary about the Navy cop guys.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (xzqr4) 154
I'm pretty sure there are enough rich leftists to provide her with a private jet and a couple of Valium.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (wCmLp) 155
I told Grassley he ought to throw a pony in on the offer.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (7ZVPa) 156
Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.
Don't forget the muzzle. She looks a bit .. bitey. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (yQpMk) 157
This is incredible. They are scheming months, years before to destroy people, including the POTUS.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (2I4LM) ---------------------- They've been planning this all along. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4) ------------------------- Kinda' interesting ain't it? Planning, Strategy, Tactics, Finance, Logistics, Intel, Communications, R & R Reminds you of another orginization, don't it ? Posted by: dDan at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (hwYmz) 158
147 Rape, murder, arson, and the TSA.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (1L9V9) I saw Rape Murder Arson and TSA open for Crrosby, Stills, Nash and Young at the Fillmore East in '70. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e) 159
Tell this lying bitch to go to hell and get on with business.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (HiLJ1) Yup....so simple, so easy. Yet the fossils in the Senate cannot seem to grasp this concept. GOPe losers. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (EoRCO) 160
149 It's pretty clear she doesn't want to go under oath. Liar.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) ============ Feel for her future male students. She going to take all of her frustrations over this out on them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0) 161
she will come to testify for maryland grand jury as no stature of limitation on sex crimes in maryland. grand jurors will be black and liberal govt. workers. remember reagan shooters jury?
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (SIAEz) 162
I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g) 163
This is complete bullshit. How does she get to work, magic fairy carpet rides? No, I bet she uses a car. But the confined spaces!!!1
Posted by: Gaff at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (jPS2y) Of course it is complete BS, every additional excuse just piles the BS higher and deeper. The Democrats, for some unknown reason, tied themselves to the rail on this one and may just be realizing the GOP has no interest in cutting them loose before the ship goes down. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (hLRSq) 164
She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (ZLlh9) 165
@130
No allergies. The vector for my illnesses is my 11 month old who picks up everything from day care. He doesn't get anything he's just a carrier of it to me and my wife. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (kT3/m) 166
What I fantasize: Ford = Senator Pat Geary squeezing Michael Corleone Grassley = Michael Corleone telling him to get fucked Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e) 167
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They could use the A-Team strategy that was used for Mr. T. Just cold-cock her and throw her on the plane. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (m45I2) Darn it, beat me to the answer! Good move, Muldoon! I love it when a plan comes together. - Hannibal Smith Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO) 168
She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr) ...with 4 on the floor... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr) 169
I know I am in the minority, but I am really sanguine over all this.... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S) 170
Skype
I'm starting to picture one of those Mob Informant Videos with the shadows and the voice modulator. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (yQpMk) 171
Something else to note - McConnell has tweeted a reassurance that Kavanaugh *will*be confirmed.
Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (umy56) 172
Because The A-Team never had a plan and executed it to get B.A Baracus to get on plan every episode; therefore, let's take this seriously that she can't fly or travel at speeds above 25MPH.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (UWiFB) 173
John Madden didn't want to fly and yet could still make it from NY to LA to call a game in an RV.
--- It did however give him an excuse to skip the pro bowl in Hawaii every year. Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (XQvuQ) 174
161. She has to file a police report first. She hasn't done that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL) 175
Good. I don't want to have to sit next to the lying scrunt.
Posted by: Frequent Flyer at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (Y274z) 176
Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassidy can throw her in the backseat of a '57 Bonneville and get her to DC in under 24 hours. Along the way, many gropings and threesomes can alleviate the trip's monotony.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (c+2jX) 177
This whole idea that accusers need to actually show up and testify under oath and present factual evidence is quite ridiculous.
Robespierre never had to deal with any of this nonsense. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa) 178
162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g) "You're gonna get fist-o-phobia you don't sit down!" Great great movie. Too bad it's DeNiro. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e) 179
"Feel for her future male students.
She going to take all of her frustrations over this out on them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)" Any parent who would put their child in her class deserves what they get. Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl) 180
I enjoy how this is the exact opposite of viewing women as capable, equal members of our society.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (PRfdc) Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (m45I2) 182
And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.
If you were taking antibiotics that is why. It knocks out the good bacteria too, and leaves you more susceptible. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (EeHjs) 183
Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus Most likely just a letter read by her liars, full of lurid and fact-free nonsense. The liars will then demand to interrogate K. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (c07y/) 184
'Well, I'm certainly not flying coach!'
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (5p5Kj) 185
Maybe if K. will promise to meet her with a rose at Gate 15 she will change her mind about flying.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (mB4El) 186
161 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury as no stature of limitation on sex crimes in maryland. grand jurors will be black and liberal govt. workers. remember reagan shooters jury?
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (SIAEz) She would have to prove it happened in Maryland. Without an address, it may have happened in DC, or hell even Virginia. Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Evws/) 188
Am I the only person on this Smart MilBlog who thinks that the less Grassley and the rest of the GOPe say at this point, the better?
I mean, even LIVs can look at something this and call bullshit on it. There are no reports of a cave-in. There are no reports of a "counter-offer". The only official report was that the requisite paperwork was not submitted in time for Prof. CrayCray to appear before the committee on Monday - a hearing that is still scheduled. I'm all-for a good Eeyore-fed freakout, at least as much as the next moron. So I'm wondering if I'm missing something here. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S) 189
What's the problem? She's not testifying against a Clinton
Posted by: Church Lady at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (z2W2E) 190
I mean, for her lawyer to come out in July, and say "I think we can maybe devise a strategy for keeping him off the bench" -- I dunno - that's a no brainer to me. Toss this out and hold the vote.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (lwiT4) 191
177 This whole idea that accusers need to actually show up and testify under oath and present factual evidence is quite ridiculous.
Robespierre never had to deal with any of this nonsense. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa) ============ And he went on to become Emperor of France. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (3T+T0) 192
Just keep looking crazy, Ford.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yQpMk) 194
gee, she's a liar and doesn't want to have to deal with the mess her stupid letter that we've apparently not seen has created.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Ejm4y) 195
Here's an idea: Just subpoena her already.
No, just let her be. It's not like she's necessary. How did she get to the Bay Area, by the way? Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (CE5C/) 196
Ack! She's being railroaded!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (m45I2) Dammit! How did I not say that. Argh. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (EeHjs) 197
Profile in courage.
Fate of the country hangs in the balance. One woman stands alone to prevent 'literally hitler' from being seated on the Supreme Court, leading to the downfall of the republic, dooming millions of women to die by coathanger in back-alley abortions. Thwarted due to existential threat of air travel. History blushes in shame Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (3JlWt) 198
Doesn't matter if she goes to D.C. because she will get the flu or have an anxiety attack and go to the hospital or some other b.s. She will never testify. That's not part of the game plan.
Posted by: Tommy at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf) 199
You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG) It's nice that the President is concerned for your health. Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (MX7xj) 200
Live video testimony.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (ZLlh9) 201
.... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S) ---- This. As a refresher, scroll down a bit rewatch Aces post on the CNN clip of women siding with Kavanaugh. Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (8XRCm) 202
I'm done. Fuck this bitch.
Confirm. NOW. She's a lying scrunt and HER life should now be ruined for this ridiculous shit. Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (F4u7C) 203
I got over my concern about flying years ago... by one simple thing.
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (O3+/S) 204
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I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr) I fancied myself a cocksman in my day, but 35 partners in 3-4 years is "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" territory. Sheesh, I like my cigar but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e) 205
Her latest demand: She'll agree to fly, if the Senate allows her to bring an Emotional Support Narwhal on the plane.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (c+2jX) 206
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I'm pretty sure there are enough rich leftists to provide her with a private jet and a couple of Valium. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (wCmLp) Soros/Steyr *shifty-eyes, making foot circles in the dirt* Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (5jVnA) 207
ATTENTION: Goal post tenders, move those posts.
Again. From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday. Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+) 208
Good. I don't want to have to sit next to the lying scrunt. Posted by: Frequent Flyer at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (Y274z) Oh, I don't know. I'd have some fun seated next to her. "What was that?! Did you feel that bump??!!! OMG. I think I just saw flames shoot out of the right engine!!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (ptqGC) 209
Gillibrand inadvertently told the truth in her idiotic statement. Making the false accuser testify WILL INDEED silence her. It will be the end of her bullshit smear activism. Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (90V40) 210
198 Doesn't matter if she goes to D.C. because she will get the flu or have an anxiety attack and go to the hospital or some other b.s. She will never testify. That's not part of the game plan.
Posted by: Tommy at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf) MONDAY IS SHAVUOS!!!!! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e) 211
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)
I'm kind of where you are on this. Scary, eh? Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4) 212
201 .... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S) ---- This. As a refresher, scroll down a bit rewatch Aces post on the CNN clip of women siding with Kavanaugh. Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (8XRCm) ============ The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now. Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0) 213
Any parent who would put their child in her class deserves what they get.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl) No parent should be "putting" their children in her class, because her students are adults and should be making their own decisions. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (wCmLp) Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (KUaJL) 215
This is like the schoolyard punk who picks a fight, then when the other kids drops his backpack and squares up, the bully starts whining, "I totally COULD kick your ass, but I just had a dentist appointment, and I'm getting over the flu, and my mom needs me home right away... But you're sooooo lucky right now, cuz I would give you SUCH a beating."
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (6Krd7) 216
They must really feed people to the lions in Palo Alto.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (yQpMk) 217
Seriously, did this woman take lessons on how to be the least credible witness to a non-crime ever?
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (5p5Kj) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (je6Oi) 219
Stephen Hayes is dating a dwarf in Spain?
Does she have a position at the Royal Court? Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM Da Rain in Hayes fall mainly on da plane. Posted by: Zombie Herve Vilachez at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (w2Myr) 220
I recall stopping in to a small roadside cafe way out in west Texas in the 80s that hd several autographed pictures of John Madden. I guess the guy mad an effort to stop there often on his to and fro'. I figured he must have been from around there.
Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (QMG5F) 221
Her excuse is even more stupid when you consider that Grassley had offered earlier in the week to have staff fly out to Cali and gather her testimony (under oath) there.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (FTXAT) 222
She has to file a police report first. She hasn't done that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL) --------------- The lying scrunt will never do this. Just like lying under oath, filing a false police report would expose her to prosecution. Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (I16G8) 223
The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now. Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0) Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (wCmLp) 224
Speaking of "Polite Company Conservatives," one of the cucks at Weekly Standard Cruiselines has come up with the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh
https://tinyurl.com/y7zhh79x Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (O7MnT) 225
Wow. I actually got a real person to bitch to at Grassleys office. It threw me but I recovered and used a lot of what you guys have said...minus the nasty vulgar stuff. But i was thinking it. She listened politely and said she would pass it along. the I said "tell him its from Cannibal BobL then she hung up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (3SzRC) 226
Note that the verbiage is that the she does not want to fly; not that she is afraid of flying. Of course she has flown lots of times. She just does not want to fly now.
Signed, We should all believe her because shut up!!! Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (zn7R9) 227
Just have the vote
no matter what is done a this point, it will by hysterics. It was hysterics before someone alleged her boobs were touched at a drunken high school party 40 years ago. I really can't see the GOP reasoning for "more hysterics" by dragging this out, and the longer this fumble happens the more likely it becomes they may have to just pull Kavanaugh and start all over next year. I could easily see a Flake/Corker/Collins/Murkowski cabal saying they want to start "fresh" next year if this goes on another few days. Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (UfkIY) Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (90V40) 229
"35 Uh, I drove cross country, by myself, in three days.. "
I did that once, and drove every mile myself, because my "co-driver" couldn't drive a stick. Last hop was Kansas City to DC with a stop-off in Philadelphia. 21 hours. Brutal. Posted by: Gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES) at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (GW7H6) 230
My client Dr. Ford would love to testify on Monday but unfortunately she's currently in a wizard-inflicted time bubble that isn't going to subside until at least Wednesday. Now perhaps she could still testify on Monday if we had access to a DeLorean going 88 MPH with a 1.21 gigawatt power flux capacitor, if only science hating neanderthal Republicans hadn't stopping the flow of research money to our public institutions of higher learning!!
Posted by: Crazy Cunt Lawyer at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (oZ6kz) Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (kT3/m) 232
File Under : Fiction
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (5p5Kj) 233
From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+) ______ For Pete's sake! #HOLDTHEVOTE Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (3JlWt) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM) 235
Take the vote already. The longer this goes on, the bigger a farce it becomes.
Dems say if they take back the House, they will try to impeach him anyway. They will try to de-legitamize any decision he is involved in. This is about destroying him, not a fraud accusation. Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl) 236
Jennifer Rubin Verified account @JRubinBlogger 11m ago Replying to @burgessev @politico To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ) 237
O.K her excuses are like Belushi in Blues Brothers when Carrie Fisher catches up with him.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (w2Myr) 238
207 ATTENTION: Goal post tenders, move those posts.
Again. From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday. Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+) And the counter counter offer will be Wednesday... next January. STOP FUCKING BARGAINING WITH CRIMINALS AND VERMIN. CONFIRM KAVANAUGH NOW. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (/9p9e) 239
Do to the false witness as that witness intended to do to the other party. You must purge the evil from among you. The rest of the people will hear of this and be afraid, and never again will such an evil thing be done among you. Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.
Posted by: Deuteronomy 19:19 at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (AzW6q) 240
Ford may not even know what is in the letter, perhaps her scheming lawyer wrote it for her.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (7ZVPa) 241
My client Dr. Ford would consider it an honor to testify on Monday but unfortunately she has been turned into a newt.
Prognosis says she should get better by Thursday. Posted by: Crazy Cunt Lawyer at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (oZ6kz) 242
I'm now wondering how many men she's destroyed via Title IX.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (gC2IV) 243
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)
I posted on this at the end of the last thread. It is such a rolling trainwreck at this point, it is hard not to watch. Also, people who are busy all week catch up on news during the weekend. Wonder how it will play with them. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (EeHjs) 244
I'm thinking maybe Trump needs her AND Rosenstein as gimps. Sorta a matched set.
Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (Y274z) 245
I also want a million dollars and a unicorn.
Posted by: Christine Blasley Ford at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (uGHnY) 246
Well that formatting was a fail.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ) 247
I knew it! I fucking knew it. More stall tactics. I called this yesterday. Extend the deadline for responding. Then find another "reason" to stall testifying. Drag this out through at least 10\1, if not the midterms.
Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (E5mUq) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (EoRCO) 249
Certifiable - will never appear under oath. Vote already and let loose the dogs of war.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (f1pRq) 250
Anyone willing to bet that everyone on Trump's judge list has been gamed against just in cas
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (Lq3uq) 251
223
The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now. Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0) Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (wCmLp) ============= Bad that point, he probably won't need much more than that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (3T+T0) 252
WWhast wong with ,me? i nedd cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (3SzRC) Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (90V40) 254
Predicted next excuse: Dr. Ford never made this allegation; it was someone she went to high school with that looked like her. We must delay the confirmation until the FBI can track down this lookalike!
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (TIsja) 255
She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (dNzKv) 256
she will come to testify for maryland grand jury
----- meh, I doubt Frosh would bother. Then again, Hogan's too much of a cuck to stop anyone. Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (Ejm4y) Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (C1PQi) 258
From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday. Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+) Bullshit they did. I don't believe it. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (FTXAT) 259
Whoopi Rape-Rape?
This - we all know Roman Polanski drugging and sodomizing a 12 year old girl isn't rape-rape. Not like drunken teen Kavanagh copping a feel on Chrissy Blasey!!! THAT SHIT IS RAPE, STRAIGHT UP RAPE!! Posted by: Janene Garbarfalo at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (RzUqr) 260
"I HAVE AN IMPORTANT STORY TO TELL AND YOU MUST LET ME SPEAK! Eventually. Under the following list of conditions, or you're telling the woman to shut up---"
They can't drag this out until after the midterms. Their only hope is to scream the GOP is anti-woman once they call the vote, or hope Kav withdraws. But this BS can't be a winning strategy. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc) 261
First question from Grassley should be something like:
"Dr. Ford, we have been observing you from afar for the past few weeks. Are you as batshit crazy as you seem. or are your lawyers with the pink hats on telling you what to do? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO) 262
You know how I can tell your story is a fucking lie?
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (5p5Kj) 263
Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl) 264
At this point, I expect her to demand to be allowed to testify though interpretive dance
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (TN1P5) 265
Jennifer Rubin Verified account @JRubinBlogger 11m ago Replying to @burgessev @politico
To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ) ============ Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled? I mean, it's not like anyone else injected her name into this mess. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (3T+T0) 266
@227
Flake and Corker will not be in the senate next year. Who gives a fuck what they have to say. They shouldn't even be on any committees at this point. But Turtle is a spineless lickspittle. The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m) 267
Professor Smith, I wanted to ask about Wormholes and the possibility that a house party could have taken place within a wrinkle or tear if you will in the space-time continuum over suburban Maryland, suburban Virginia, and/or the District of Columbia which accounts for the survivor's inability to place the attack in question in one summer in the early 1980s or in a particular building or structure. Is it possible according to SCIENCE that the attack actually occurred in all of the summers of the early 1980s?
Posted by: Don Lemmon at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (Iy9CQ) 268
KELLYANNE WONDERS WHY KAVANAUGH VOTE IS BEING DELAYED FOR DEMS WHO WON'T VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM) Bcz it is about a Woman being attacked dammit! (it isn't, but that is what they'd say.) Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (EeHjs) 269
BREAKING NEWS
Ford agrees to testify if she is supplied with 5 (FIVE) bowls of Blue M&Ms, a tray of gluten-free Aram Sandwiches, and a personal masseur during her testimony. If even 1 (ONE) green or brown M&M is found in any of the bowls, this contract is null and void. Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (c+2jX) 270
I'll gladly testify for you Tuesday
Posted by: Wimpy Ford at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (z2W2E) 271
In defense of Dr. Ford, a passenger jet does look like a big flying penis.
Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (5b+Sr) 272
Seriously, enough of this crap. Hold the fucking vote, Grassley.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (SRarZ) Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Y274z) 274
"MONDAY IS SHAVUOS!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e) " I DON'T FUCKING TESTIFY ON SHOMER SHABBOS!!! Posted by: Dr. Ford nee Sobchak at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (oZ6kz) 275
She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl
placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's." She really should get some celebrities to show her how its done - like Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Diana Ross maybe? Posted by: Janene Garbarfalo at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (RzUqr) 276
Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl) ------ Roomba Posts. Self automated. Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm) 277
162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too. Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g) Hear ya! Nobody likes a squealer. Posted by: Commerce Secretary Brown at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (mB4El) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (yQpMk) 279
242 I'm now wondering how many men she's destroyed via Title IX.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (gC2IV) Great point. You know this harpy sits on one of those feminista star chambers in the academy. Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (3JlWt) 280
Has Kellyanne's husband told her to STFU and make him a sammich yet?
Jeebus, I don't understand being married to someone who constantly undercuts your boss on Twitter. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC) 281
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr) I'm starting to wonder if she's afraid she'll be RECOGNIZED. Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (90V40) Why, is she flying in crotchless panties? Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (5jVnA) 282
Bang, bang, bang.
-------- The entire Senate banged my in an in camera session. Collins held me down. Posted by: DOCTOR ford at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Evws/) 283
If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem. But since women never invented such a device, and the patriarchy cannot be trusted, there is just no conceivable way around this impasse.
Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (v5Cc/) 284
276 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl) ------ Roomba Posts. Self automated. Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm) ============ So that's why they are constantly going in circles, having lost themselves. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (3T+T0) 285
Coming Soon: Whenever an alleged victim acts in a way that seems inconsistent with her claims, the Accuasation Apologists begin telling us that it's completely normal for victims to act that way.
-------- this is why it's important that no one ever listens to a feminist. Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Ejm4y) 286
I hope she's not expecting to get the senate goody bag or a lollipop after testifying. That's reserved for special celebrity guests.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl) 287
This is definitely pissing our side off now, which is good, but this is dangerous. If they manage to stall until after the midterms, I don't doubt that it'll help the left GOTV as well. If they can use "we have to prevent this rapist from getting on SCOTUS" that no doubt will be beneficial for their side (blue wave existence, nonwithstanding).
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (KUaJL) 288
Her excuse is even more stupid when you consider that Grassley had offered earlier in the week to have staff fly out to Cali and gather her testimony (under oath) there.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (FTXAT) We buried that. Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (DfaM+) 289
it's almost as if the accusation is more important than the parties or the facts.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (Ejm4y) 290
>>>If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1) LOL! Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (q177U) 291
OT
Wall street news: Trump stock market closes at all time high. Democrats are filing suit to turn those machines back on and SELL, SELL! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (UsCnO) 292
McConnell is what you get after you have a spinaldectomy.
Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (Y274z) 293
Psychologists & Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met
one that one would consider sane. ******* A field of study for those seeking either a diagnosis or a cure. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (m45I2) 294
165 @130
No allergies. The vector for my illnesses is my 11 month old who picks up everything from day care. He doesn't get anything he's just a carrier of it to me and my wife. ------------------ Yeah. I know that. Nasty little critters. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM) 295
@257
Yep, it's amazing how quickly it goes. Just trying to stay alive to hit those milestones... Like when he can get his working papers. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (kT3/m) 296
From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.
Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S) 297
She doesn't want to come because she is f$$king lying. Period. End of conservation. Just confirm him.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (n0yzo) 298
>>>224 Speaking of "Polite Company Conservatives," one of the cucks at Weekly Standard Cruiselines has come up with the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh
https://tinyurl.com/y7zhh79x Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo ... Yes, the Omega Cuck J.V. Last who has a podcast where he jerks off about superhero movies and star wars all fucking day long. The odds of this coming from the Weekly Standard were... 100%. Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (PA9oZ) 299
She insists on coming by mule.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (oVJmc) 300
I expect her to demand to be allowed to testify though interpretive dance
If she pulls out the yarn and paint and drops trou, I'm pretty sure Kavanaugh's a goner. Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (T6t7i) 301
255 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy Drat! You stole my joke while I was typing it! Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX) Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (Ejm4y) 303
Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?
I mean, it's not like anyone else injected her name into this mess. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (3T+T0) Magical vagina, take me away! Posted by: Dr. Perfessor at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (5jVnA) 304
She's set the "Wymyn are just as strong, just as brave, and can do anything men can do!" movement back a few decades.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC) 305
The Onion @TheOnion 'New York Times' Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief https://trib.al/Gp6oiUP Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (2I4LM) 306
Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3) THIS. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (je6Oi) 307
The Dems are finding it harder to unstick themselves from the Trump Tar Babies they insist on punching. Trump wins every round.... what a bunch of dunces.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (O3+/S) 308
They have no idea how angry we are. They just hear from the hair pulling, screaming lefty constituents
Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (q177U) 309
there seem to be some that think they know about the counter offers the R's keep making -- free beer, paint her house, deluxe car on Amtrak -- she may be holding out for something better.
IF there are any counter offers to this morning's deadline, we are already losing. That was the red line ... they crossed it, so we are drawing more lines in the sand , till WE fall off the cliff. (Bugs Bunny always got Elmer or Sam to go off the cliff) Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (Cus5s) 310
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She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string . Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (ZLlh9) I LOLed. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (8iiMU) 311
Every time I see a bird or a plane or Superman, I am thrown back to the horrible image of Kavanaugh flying through the air to rape and kill me.
Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (bU00h) 312
296 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.
Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S) ============ I'm betting Flake et al demanded that Grassley offer something. Else they wouldn't be operating in good faith, in their opinions. Of course, the counteroffer gives Ford literally nothing she wanted, so she won't accept. Hence, why she won't spike the football. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (3T+T0) 313
I wish Ann Coulter would take down Rubin with a snark attack. Wonder if they are friends.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (ZLlh9) 314
Ronan Farrow is disappointing. His prior reporting was so journalistically solid, and so unlike our normal dreck, I respected it. He also went against the whole media complex.
This thing with Ford is totally different. I guess it is his blind spot, or he has now been co-opted by Dems. smh Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (EeHjs) 315
@Doc_0 4m
Rosenstein: Dear God, I can't believe how stupid this news cycle is getting. Somebody kill me now. New York Times headline: DEPUTY AG BEGS FOR DEATH, DOES NOT SPECIFY PREFERRED METHOD OF EXECUTION Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (c07y/) 316
Staffer: This is a good letter. Just a couple of changes. Where you say he made fun of your hair? Change that to held me down and tried to rip my clothes off. Also, where you say you felt rejected and angry? Change that to felt terrified that he would murder you. Ford: Ok. I can stay totally anonymous right? No one will ever know it's me? Staffer: Absolutely! Staffer leaks to the media. Ford: You said no one would ever know it was me! Staffer: I lied. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (gC2IV) 317
I am beginning to think there is no Christine Ford. This is all a Russian bot operation designed by trumps buddy putin to undermine our democracy and make the Dems lose in Nov. We need to suspend all Republican campaigns until Mueller investigates this serious allegation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (dNzKv) 318
If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem. But since women never invented such a device, and the patriarchy cannot be trusted, there is just no conceivable way around this impasse.
Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (v5Cc/) --------- You know what, no. She's trying to ruin this guy's life, family, and career. If she really believes her (ludicrous) story and it was as traumatic as she claims, she needs to get her sorry rear end here, sit it down in the Senate, and be prepared to give her account and then be questioned on it. I don't like to fly either, but I do it when I have to. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (C1PQi) 319
>>Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?
She seems like the type to just put on a diaper and drive straight through. Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (5p5Kj) 320
The only thing I need to testify is this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.
Posted by: Dr. Navin R Ford at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (oZ6kz) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+) 322
So anyway, I'm now expecting the Twitter Experts -- who are not experts, but they are on twitter -- to tell us that "Rape victims often develop a fear of flying 30 years post-assault."
-ace ----------------------------------------------------------- Followed by the peculiar symptom of fear of testifying before a Senate committee. Totes legit. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (fq72/) 323
If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem.
******** I'll let her use my Dick Tracy two-way wrist communicator thingie. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (m45I2) 324
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.
I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC) And I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi) 325
GOP: "We'd like you to testify next Monday."
Ford: "Monday's bad for me, I don't have time to prepare." GOP: "How about Wednesday." Ford: "I hate to fly." GOP: "We'll come to you." Ford: "I don't want strangers in my house." GOP: "We'll meet at a neutral location." Ford: "My car is in the shop." GOP: "We'll send a limo." Ford: "I won't feel safe." GOP: "We'll have US Marshals escort you." Ford: "I'm allergic to peanuts." GOP: "There will be no peanuts." Ford: "I can't testify without my emotional support octopus; he requires a saltwater tank." GOP: "We'll arrange for a saltwater tank." Ford: "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog; and she must be female and Persian... " Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (O7MnT) 326
A week or so more and they'll say they should wait until after the mid-terms because Blue-Wave.
Then it'll be because Senate changes require them to wait till the next swearing in in 2019. Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (37IEG) 327
Is Dr. Ford any relation to Ford EcoSport?
They're both environmentally conscious and carry a lot of baggage so I figured they could be. Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (5b+Sr) 328
From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.
Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S) And Grassley would have announced it. The only press announcement from his office thus far today is on e-cigarette sales to children. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (FTXAT) 329
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Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3) THIS. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (je6Oi) I'll call Grassley again.. they love talking to me. "its Cannibal Bob again, I have another question." Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (3SzRC) 330
As we may know some turkeys are unable to fly very w ell
Posted by: Tamaa the bird 1000 Voices at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (wGqjj) Posted by: x at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (nFwvY) 332
No, the she doesn't *LIKE* *THAT* train!
She wants a *BLUE* train! With butterscotch wheels and a magical whistle! She wants the train to Hogwarts! And a pony! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (oVJmc) 333
290 >>>If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1) LOL! ------------------- True story, I and a team member were flying jto Japan just after they allowed flights after 911. In the lobby of Dulles with all sorts of exotics guess who were the two randomly selected for extra personal screening? Yep, the two white guys. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM) 334
The Onion @TheOnion
'New York Times' Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief https://trib.al/Gp6oiUP Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (2I4LM) Even Anonymous isn't as racist as Jeong. Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (3JlWt) 335
Or maybe she'll demand the questions and testimony be delivered in Klingon
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG) 336
She ought to just, you know, gird her loins and drive out there.
Posted by: Lisa Marie Nowak at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (z2W2E) 337
321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college
In a row? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+) No, more of a scrum... Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (O3+/S) 338
321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college
In a row? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor No, all at once. Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (c+2jX) 339
Wait a second. During the auto bailouts, I remember the Detroit executives driving to Washington, DC to avoid the appearance of wasting money on private jets (never mind the hourly rate of a CEO, but let's not have any context please). This woman's last name is Ford. From the 2009 period, I also know for a fact that a Ford can make it to Washington without using an airplane.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne) 340
I...I... was upstairs when Brett Mav--Kav-anaugh tried to RAPE me!! I've never been upstairs or flown since!!
--- Christine Balsam-Ford Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (vDqXW) 341
"Come testify on ... Wednesday? Oh, no can do. I wash my hair on Wednesday." - Christine "Tawana" Ford
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (je6Oi) 342
yeah, this game is over. Have we even seen the letter?
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (Ejm4y) 343
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue tied and twisted just an Earth bound misfit, I. Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (/qEW2) 344
nd I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi) She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT) 345
335 Or maybe she'll demand the questions and testimony be delivered in Klingon
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG) ============== New demand: Brett Kavanaugh must say this: "I am a big poopy head who likes to touch women without their permission." That, or I'm not coming. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (3T+T0) 346
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m) Kreplach, I hope you have trademarked that phrase by now. It would be a top seller for t-shirts at conventions. Hell, I would wear one on election day. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C) 348
Kavanaugh wrote in her high school yearbook that it felt like he was feeding a horse.
Posted by: Jolo at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (WrMOC) 349
297 She doesn't want to come because she is f$$king lying. Period. End of conservation. Just confirm him.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (n0yzo) The original leak claimed that she said she didn't want to be identified... So, Anon person claims K tried to sexually assault sometime somewhere about 35 years ago. Vote against K. If you don't you are a h8er. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (1g7ch) 350
The only press announcement from his office thus far today is on e-cigarette sales to children.
Posted by: redbanzai -- At least the children will get something out of it. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (7ZVPa) 351
She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT) Doesn't WANT to fly? Huh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC) 352
Night train to Mundo Fine.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (IqV8l) 353
Honestly, if she doesn't want to fly, why didn't she take up Grassley on his offer to SEND PEOPLE TO CALIFORNIA? If she doesn't want to do a public hearing, why didn't she take up Grassley on his offer to hold a PRIVATE HEARING? Every single roadblock she throws out has an available detour that she's handily ignoring.
ENOUGH. Shut it down. Call the f*cking vote and be done with this bullsh*t. Democrats must never have power again. Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (rP4OC) 354
Pick her up in an RV and drive that sucker right into the nearest C-117 and point it towards DC.
Posted by: The Chicken of depression at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (XRxxn) 355
The deadline was 10am now the GOP is "hoping" to hear back from Ford on there offer "by the end of the day." whenever the fuck that is.
I'm rightly angry at the democrats and their evil and satanic behavior, I am infinitely angrier at the spineless and confused fools the constitute the GOP, their leadership and their rank and file who are making a mockery of the confirmation process, justice and fairness. This is beyond stupid. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (kT3/m) 356
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college
In a row? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+) Not exactly, but the line did go outside and around the corner. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (5jVnA) 357
She can't possibly testify by Wednesday. Her gilded litter carried by six buff male slaves, being whipped by female BDSM madams and intermittently feeding her grapes, surrounded by exotic veiled people juggling fire, leashed tigers, stomping elephants and bounding antelopes and can't possibly move that fast.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl) 358
the only way WE are winning with the counter offer game, is IF we know things ... like that she will never testify, or that WE have something on her that will come out in testimony, maybe after she lies about it.
ONLY if there is some such reason are we winning. IF we have that, going "the extra mile" to help her testify is just proving to the public she is lying and making absurd excuses. Even if she testifies ... so what ... confirm anyway (McConnell seemed confident we would plow right through) Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Cus5s) 359
By delaying Kavanaugh, they are delaying something else.
They know this idiocy "will never fly", but the game is to delay not defeat the nomination. The lies never did pass the giggle test and now they are outright knee slappers. This woman can't organize a trip to Washington but we should rely on her alleged memory of something that happened 37 years ago and might possibly involved some mashing by a 17 year old boy, who might have been Brett Kavanaugh, or not. EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK THINGS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET WEIRDER/STUPIDER THEY DO. FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ) 360
I like the running joke about demands; apparently the Rs have counteroffered her Wednesday.
Some of the demands were: Both she and the Female Senate Dems get to wear handmaids tale outfits. Kavanaugh must be in Canada when she testifies, and only appear via Sattelite when he is ready to admit guilt and withdraw. Chuck Grassley must attend diversity and sensitivity training at an approved liberal school. Mel Brooks must be brought before the committee and flogged. There are others. Jeff Flake and Bob Corker just wrote to me with this joint statement: "Seems fair." Posted by: tehDave at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (JkygK) 361
You mean she just can't hop on her broomstick and fly to DC?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (d6Ksn) 362
I require . . . a shrubbery!
Posted by: Doctor Christine Ni Ford at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (QLvwG) 363
I will only testify at the Alamo. In....the basement.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (dNzKv) 364
She thinks Trump with have a fighter squadron shoot down her flight over Kansas.
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Rr52g) 365
Ford is raping Lady Liberty, while Democrats hold Lady Liberty's legs.
Posted by: jb at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (CIBIw) 366
democrat plan b see if they vote for kavenaugh when he is in a sex crimes cell in maryland awaiting arraignment without bail.
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (SIAEz) 367
Making her fly would be like asking her questions which would be like raping her all over again!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG) 368
359
FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ) ============ Inside a David Lynch movie, watching a Luis Bunuel movie. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (3T+T0) 369
well, i see where her and her cuck both have electric cars. so, she can't dive her sagging crotch to d.c. her extension cord only reaches palo alto proper.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (KP5rU) 370
I'll call Grassley again.. they love talking to me. "its Cannibal Bob again, I have another question."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (3SzRC) ---------- Some of my friends from college worked on Capitol Hill when they first got out. They all had great stories about "regulars." I was partial to the old lady who would cut up cereal boxes and make postcards out of them and send messages to her Congressman. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (C1PQi) 371
Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc) 372
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Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country. I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC) And I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi) I'll match your kidneys and raise you a heart and a liver. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (3SzRC) 373
Kill her. That's all you have to do.
Kill Mary? She's a risk. And get the priest as well. Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C) --- Sounds like there's a revolution calling! Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (vDqXW) 374
Ford: "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog; and she must be female and Persian... "
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (O7MnT) "Oh, and she must be Zoroastrian, and albino." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (je6Oi) 375
Maybe she wants to stop at Carhenge on the way and do the nasty in every one of the back sears?
Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (Y274z) 376
She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string . It's starting to sound like the plot from Midnight Run Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (TAmPV) 377
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To be fair, flying is rather unpleasant nowadays. I mean, what if she wants peanuts, and all they have are pretzels? Bullying! Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (T6t7i) Isn't the whole reason we are going through this farcical event because of an alleged incident involving two nuts in a bag? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (jxbfJ) 378
Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim?
Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m. Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3) Grassley has made no announcement and this follows earlier claims from the press that the hearing had already been moved to Thursday. I will believe it when it is announced and not until then. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (FTXAT) 379
I think this video needs to go viral.
Women supporting Kavanaugh have much more class than the disgusting, lying Lefty women. https://tinyurl.com/yb3z2avx Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (hECVl) 380
Maybe she can testify in one of those sexy Handmaiden's Tale Halloween costumes?
Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (jDF8P) 381
371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc) ============== "My daddy was rich and powerful, and I was his little girl. I didn't want him to realize that I was kind of a slut." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3T+T0) 382
McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell.. so that's good.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (O3+/S) 383
Is there some rule that if he is not seated by Oct 1 he has to sit out the term?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (dNzKv) 384
It's times like this when our nation could of most used Burt Reynolds. Him and Dom in the front seat, Ford in the trunk. No flight needed.
Posted by: bananadream at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (YR7aL) 385
Grassley should have given in on Ford's demand to repaint the Statue of Liberty pink.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (7ZVPa) 386
"FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ) " Theory I floated above was they want to delay long enough so that he misses argumentation on the upcoming docket of cases - that way they might be able to wring out a few more 4-4's before they start getting skullfucked by their agenda being slowly rolled back. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz) 387
Qantas. Ill only fly from California to DC on Qantas. And Kmart sucks. And Wopner is on in ten minutes. Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm) 388
Some of my friends from college worked on Capitol Hill when they first got out. They all had great stories about "regulars." I was partial to the old lady who would cut up cereal boxes and make postcards out of them and send messages to her Congressman. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (C1PQi) Huh. *looks at body parts* Should i use a sharpie? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3SzRC) 389
"I can't fly. Mercury is in retrograde."
Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (5b+Sr) 390
Hey, Toots, "Fear of Flying" was a trashy novel. Come up with something better than that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (je6Oi) 391
They have no idea how angry we are. They just hear from the hair pulling, screaming lefty constituents
I dunno angry just... disgusted and frustrated that this keeps going on and on. Needs to be ended and dealt with. The longer this goes, the less the public remotely sides with this story, even to the extent they did at all to begin with. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+) 392
Ridiculouser and ridiculouser.
The right should cheer from the rafters because the Democrats are being exposed as frauds. Posted by: Sam in VA at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (bLJXu) Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN) 394
Is Doctor Ford Rain Man? K-Mart Sucks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM) 395
Once again, something she could have mentioned a week ago. And probably also Jane D'oh's kidneys are very safe nestled in her flanks for all time.
I bet she flies everywhere. Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (Sp1NT) 396
382 McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell.. so that's good.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (O3+/S) ============= As much as I can imagine Flake being awful and voting against Kavanaugh just cause, I can also imagine him getting so sick of the obviousness of the stupidity on display to get him to say, "Fine. I'll vote to confirm." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (3T+T0) 397
Grassley's first question to Ford:
So Chrissy, sugar tits, is your shit all fucked up? Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (fq72/) 398
Dear g-d we don't talk at all. In fact, I don't pray either. I just use what you gave me to get thru life and that's that. Embrace the suck and carryon.
But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor. Posted by: BluesFish at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (7IRPQ) Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (NYS7S) 400
Are they hoping to give red state Dems some thin cover to vote "No"?
There were serious questions about his past, and it was too important to be hasty.... Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (dNzKv) 401
Ford can't fly. She qualifies the TSA check as "rape".
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl) 402
Kill her. That's all you have to do.
Kill Mary? She's a risk. And get the priest as well. Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C) --- Sounds like there's a revolution calling! Posted by: Axeman The needle lies Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+) 403
She can't possibly testify by Wednesday. Her gilded
litter carried by six buff male slaves, being whipped by female BDSM madams and intermittently feeding her grapes, surrounded by exotic veiled people juggling fire, leashed tigers, stomping elephants and bounding antelopes and can't possibly move that fast. Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl) ProTip: Get them all stepping off on the same foot else your tits will fall off!! Posted by: Empress Nympho at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (QLvwG) 404
"I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog;... "
********* I'm on it. Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath. Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle, Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (m45I2) 405
She should have gone for something worthwhile, like "I'll only testify if they get rid of the DH rule."
Now THAT I could get behind. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (je6Oi) 406
Ford's crashing more like the Hindenburg than a Pinto.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (Y9g6h) 407
Andy Canuck posted the #Fordtheater last night, to check out the meme.
If your head is exploding, try humor or an internet break. Your blood pressure will go down. I took a 12 hour break and my equanimity returned. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (EeHjs) 408
People say David French uses John Calvin as his avatar. Now, as a Catholic, I'd like to believe that. But I always though it was Vidkun Quisling.
Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (59GGI) 409
Susan Collins is appalled, again! This isn't going to happen. It's over. The GOP should be disbanded . They can't pass anything but tax cuts, and they refuse to do what their constituents elected them to do.
I screamed at the television when Trump signed last years budget bill. Trump should just do what Zippy did and issue Executive Orders. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (v1udk) 410
How is it that no one has any video footage of this woman yet?
Does she even exist? Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN) ++++++++ Now wouldn't that be something? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne) 411
For what it's worth I have contacted both Senators McConnell and Grassley to end this farce. Sen. ChiComFi needs to be sanctioned for this stunt. I also informed McConnell's office that he needs to start the process to hold a vote regarding Sen. Booker's expulsion from the U.S. Senate since he has already confessed to touching a girl's breast without permission when he was in high school. Jeebus people, make the Donks squeel.
These cowardly turds STILL wonder how Donald Trump became POTUS. Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (5Yee7) 412
405 She should have gone for something worthwhile, like "I'll only testify if they get rid of the DH rule."
Now THAT I could get behind. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (je6Oi) ============ As the fan of an AL team, I also support this. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (3T+T0) 413
I can't fly , Foaddy Fi
Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (ZLlh9) 414
383 Is there some rule that if he is not seated by Oct 1 he has to sit out the term?
Uh, that would be... no. Not at all. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (NYS7S) 415
We are watching people getting whipped up into a frenzy over this. They need to take a step back. There is no evidence. She has a history of political extremism. She is obviously stalling for political reasons. This was the only way they could think of to get Kav. It was 36 years ago! They were kids! She was drinking to the point of not remembering how she got home or anything else, at 15 years old. This is all a lie. She's insane. Clinically. She wears a pink p&ssy hat. She gives money to the Democrats. The GOP are fools if Wed comes and goes and they haven't just seated Kavanaugh. He deserves it. He is a good man from what we have seen. Decades of doing good on the bench. Extremely qualified. Tons of women who support and respect him against ONE insane psycho. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (2I4LM) 416
She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT) ---------------- I don't care if she wants to hitch hike to get there. Subpeona her lying ass and then issue an arrest warrant for Contempt of Congress when she doesn't show to give testimony under oath. Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (I16G8) 417
"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes." - - Virgil Solozzo Ford Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e) 418
New rule proposed:
All accusations without accompanying contemporary police reports get filed in the circular out box. Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (J+mig) 419
>>>the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh
Justice Rose Tico Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P) 420
Anybody seen my nutz?
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (3rMal) 421
Unless I can journey to D.C. via steamershipmthrough the Panama Canal and thenfe by horse and carriage from the port of Orleans, the patriarchy wins.
Posted by: Christmas Jones at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (4VAdr) 422
What we understand but are not willing to state, is that the Democrats of the last 20 years have abandoned the Legislative branch, because their ideas are so foreign and anti-Constitutional, they can never get a majority to pass them, unless under threat like Obamacare.
They realize that any law, any time, can be ultimately changed by 5 like-minded people in black robes. The law is what ever those 5 people in robes say it is. They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes. The Democrats have realized they are on the precipice of losing their only branch of government they control. That is what this is all about. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO) 423
Hire Con-Air
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG) 424
371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Bla These people (leftists) literally don't understand how logic works. They think that if some victims don't report the crime, that means all people who don't report any crime are victims. By this line of reasoning, all females are rape victims -- those who report the crime at the time, and those who don't report any crime at the time. Which, now that I think about it, is the radical feminist Fundamental truth: Sex is rape. So, yeah, all women are rape victims. Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (c+2jX) 425
Stupid John Madden sock
Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P) 426
Deals are being made... votes are being negotiated, as we blog.... sausage making....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (O3+/S) 427
Ronan Farrow is disappointing. His prior reporting was so journalistically solid, and so unlike our normal dreck, I respected it. He also went against the whole media complex.
This thing with Ford is totally different. I guess it is his blind spot, or he has now been co-opted by Dems. smh ======= Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick. Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM) 428
Does she even exist?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN) Maybe she's a composite, like Barky's college "girlfriend", aka beard. Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (xPJvm) 429
The recommended response:
"Dr. Ford has indicated that she doesn't want to fly. Well, that ain't gonna fly. Confirmation vote starts at Noontime on Monday." Posted by: Another Anon at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (vX2zy) 430
I would guess her deleted social media accounts have accounts of trips taken by plane. Plus a lot of anti-Trump rants.
This woman is supposed to have a Ph.D. in psychology but she comes across as someone in dire need of help. One would think two Masters and a doctorate in psychology would require she undergo some analysis herself as part of her training. Or she would have recognized over 36 years that she had issues with this alleged attack, as well as with her fear of enclosed spaces. Feinstein is the second richest Dem in the senate - you'd think she'd spring for a first-class plane ticket - lots of space up there. If Kavanaugh is not on the court for the first week, the court can require re-argument with the full court at a later date in any cases that he did not hear. Inconvenient for the parties (especially those paying their lawyers by the hour), but it can be done. Posted by: Wethal at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3RspO) 431
420 Anybody seen my nutz?
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (3rMal) They're in a lock box. On Ford's night table. In California... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e) Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt) 433
419 >>>the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh
Justice Rose Tico Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P) ============== Much like how she prevented Finn from sacrificing himself to save dozens of lives, Justice Tico will uphold Roe v. Wade in order to preserve the lives of the unborn. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3T+T0) 434
I thought last night it would be amusing to call their bluff just to see what new stall tactic they would come up with next. I have to say, I had not considered this one. Bravo Dems.
On another note, I actually think Grassley and McConnell are handling this well. On one hand they have Ford, her attorneys, and her supporters beclowning themselves; on the other hand, they have K's supporters hardening and demanding a vote ASAP. I predict that Monday they're going to throw up their hands and say, "Well, shucks, we tried everything we could to come to a reasonable agreement, they weren't into it, we may as well go ahead and vote. " Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (+Ql5e) 435
422 What we understand but are not willing to state, is that the Democrats of the last 20 years have abandoned the Legislative branch, because their ideas are so foreign and anti-Constitutional, they can never get a majority to pass them, unless under threat like Obamacare.
They realize that any law, any time, can be ultimately changed by 5 like-minded people in black robes. The law is what ever those 5 people in robes say it is. They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes. The Democrats have realized they are on the precipice of losing their only branch of government they control. That is what this is all about. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO) ============ Then they'll have to go back to convincing people to vote for other people who want to put grown men into bathrooms with little girls. That's a whole lot harder. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3T+T0) 436
Tell the bitch they'll accept all of her demands and wait until Thursday but the Kavanaugh vote happens first thing Monday morning
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA) 437
Cant she take greyhound?
Posted by: IC at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (p2vYZ) 438
Occams Razor:
She's a lefty lying bitch who got her cameltoe caught in ber lie. Posted by: TexasJew at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (c+cGk) 439
Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls) 440
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Ford can't fly. She qualifies the TSA check as "rape". Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl) What if she is on the no-fly list for previous nutbaggery? Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5jVnA) 441
Leave now and take a fucking Uber.
Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5b+Sr) 442
"Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc) " I'm sure it's all "PRESIDENT DRUMPF HOW DARE YOU SAY WE NEED TO FILE CONTEMPORARY POLICE REPORTS I WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A FOREMAN AT THE TICONDEROGA FACTORY SO I HAVE A COMPLEX ABOUT USING PENCILS SO I COULDN'T FILL OUT THE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE YOU HORRIBLE RACIST MISOGYNIST TOADDICK!!!11!" Let Trump draw some stray voltage while they schedule the vote and push the nomination forward. I don't believe in 9 dimensional cyber backgammon, but I can't deny that once Trump enters the fray it's a great distraction for our lackwit enemies. Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (oZ6kz) 443
$oro$ could fly her in his private jet.
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS) 444
The Morons and 'ettes could hire a bus and drive her. Ace could be the driver and travel commentator. Mic and all. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (2I4LM) 445
This place is sounding like a recipe for English Kidney Pie
Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (q177U) 446
Odds are pretty good this one will swallow an entire bottle of something that is sure not to kill her before Monday comes.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5p5Kj) 447
430 I would guess her deleted social media accounts have accounts of trips taken by plane. Plus a lot of anti-Trump rants.
If this was a Republican, her entire social media history would have been "found" despite the deletion. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (dNzKv) 448
Missus Muldoon just had a dark thought. Is this woman going to end up Seth Rich-ed?
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (m45I2) 449
439 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls) "Conyo madre!" - - Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e) 450
Maybe I'm crazy but I see this working the GOP's favor. Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans. The GOP can say, truthfully, that they bent over backward to try and accommodate her to hear her story. The Dems will scream patriarchy but they would anyway.
As long as the final vote happens before October, they're golden. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (xQfPr) 451
Dear g-d we don't talk at all. In fact, I don't pray either. I just use what you gave me to get thru life and that's that. Embrace the suck and carryon.
But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor. ------- This reminds me of the old story about the man on the roof of his house in a flood... "I sent you the House, and the Senate, and the White House. What did you expect?" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (AzW6q) 452
sorry Perfesor, you're on the no fly list. Trump put you on there in 2018 just in case your memory started acting up again and you forgot you don't like to fly.
Posted by: x at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (nFwvY) 453
Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.
I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors. Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt) Not this shit again! Posted by: Zombie Sheriff Buford T. Justice at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (QLvwG) 454
... 375) one gross of binkies at her table. ... 392) one wubbie at her table. ... 496) one dozen bottles of pedialyte, chilled, at her table. ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (pNxlR) 455
They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO) Nonsense, they only need one hack in black in the Aloha State to have complete control of the Country. Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (hVHEm) 456
Somebody might grab one of her saggers on the airplane?
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr) 457
Ii sent Grassley an email in which I respectfully asked if one of the Repubs could borrow a pair of testicles from one if the dems so they could take a vote
Posted by: Abby at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (02gQe) 458
413 I can't fly , Foaddy Fi
Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (ZLlh9) ---------------------------------------------------------------- This gets a LOL + golf clap. Take a bow. Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (fq72/) 459
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy
********* Dude! What are you doing talking to my wife!! Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (m45I2) 460
She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM I have a feeling she is going to say she is too "afraid of violent republicans". She will use that to slander the party. They will stop at nothing. She fears for her life. Let's just wrap her in bubble wrap and throw her in a moving van. They drive all night. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (2I4LM) 461
432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.
I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors. Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt) "The Scumbag Rally has begun!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e) 462
She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT) Doesn't want to fly to her Day of Reckoning? I can believe that. Because she knows she'll get crucified if/when she shows up. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (je6Oi) 463
If they (and by they, I mean the Democraps) offed her, you KNOW who'd get blamed. And she'd be a happy martyr to the cause.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG) 464
If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV) 465
Seriously, you guys, what if her seat cushion doesn't really float???
Posted by: American at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (3c9kD) 466
Professor Ford PhD will get a book deal over this, probably at least several million. Every one else is getting book deals.
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (AvXKk) 467
"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."
You think too much of me, Kid. I had my chance, now I am the hunted one. Posted by: Virgil Solozzo Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk) 468
461 432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.
I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors. Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt) "The Scumbag Rally has begun!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e) /whispers... Cannonball... Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: DOCTOR ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (Evws/) 470
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She thinks Trump with have a fighter squadron shoot down her flight over Kansas. Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Rr52g) What? This isn't Ron Brown and BJ Clinton we are talking about. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (UsCnO) 471
I can't be there Monday. On Monday I wash my hair.
Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (5b+Sr) 472
The Republican Senators should all realize it could be them next and the women Senators should realize it could be their husband, son or brother. This movement is going into dangerous territory. Women and girls that were jilted will now see it's ok to go after these men and destroy their lives.
Watch out Dems... Cory Booker you just might be next. Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl) 473
Trains and cars scare me too.
I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart. Changed my mind. Now I want a sedan chair. Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (I2/tG) 474
450 Maybe I'm crazy but I see this working the GOP's favor. Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans. The GOP can say, truthfully, that they bent over backward to try and accommodate her to hear her story. The Dems will scream patriarchy but they would anyway.
As long as the final vote happens before October, they're golden. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (xQfPr) SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday. Tight. So tight Roman Polanski want to rape-rape it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e) 475
They are gonna find her in her bathtub.
Semi-consious. With an empty bottle of chewable Pepto-Bismol on the bath mat and a battery powered, personal massager stuck in the jacuzzi intake. The Suicide Note will have been printed in the NY Times by 10 am. Posted by: 11 AM Monday Morning at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (5p5Kj) 476
Just go to washington, Ms Ford... what could possibly go wrong????
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (O3+/S) Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (5jVnA) 478
"6 Geez, it's almost like they're stalling..."
Don't use insensitive analogies that might trigger those afraid of flying! Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (rwaEp) 479
464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV) I would pay real money if they all came wearing those idiot Handmaid's Tale costumes. Double if the male Dems did too! Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (3JlWt) 480
466 Professor Ford PhD will get a book deal over this, probably at least several million. Every one else is getting book deals.
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (AvXKk) Hmmm.... wonder what her doctoral thesis was on... Recovered memory? Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN) 481
464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
_____________ That would be a good look for them. I suggest they make it permanent. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (fqUgw) 482
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/whispers... Cannonball... Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN) Gumball Rally. Cannonball Run. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (/9p9e) 483
I can only travel cross country in a 1948 Ferrari California.
Uhhhhh, Ferrari didn't make a California in 1948 I guess you have a problem, then. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (dNzKv) 484
When she came out for the Women's March, did she walk the whole way?
Posted by: KasperHauserinLondon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (HqpV0) 485
$oro$ could fly her in his private jet.
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS) Musk could accidentally shoot blast her into outer space. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (2I4LM) 486
Let's see, 'republican' majority in house and senate and the democraps control the speed, direction, destination, and passengers allowed on the bus. Tell me again what it was we voted for? Cause this sucks.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (zLDYs) 487
I need better proof she even exists.
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (HgMAr) 488
End this fiasco now. No more deadlines, discussions or negotiations. End it.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (MxEKc) 489
$oro$ could fly her in his private jet.
So could Pinochet Airlines if she wants to swear off flying for the rest of her life. Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (NAs56) Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (xqfqx) 491
481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
_____________ That would be a good look for them. I suggest they make it permanent. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (fqUgw) ============= Which LIV glancing through the channels and catching that image is going to say, "I like that. I'm definitely voting Democrat in November"? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (3T+T0) 492
437 Cant she take greyhound? Posted by: IC at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (p2vYZ) She'd be a jibbering puddle of drool by the time she got to DC - not that anyone would notice any difference from how she's now behaving. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (pNxlR) 493
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"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes." Posted by: J.J. Sefton I've got a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes and I sit around and count them all a million times Posted by: Hi de hi de ho at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (c+2jX) 494
You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (GBteo) 495
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.
Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM) No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior. What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones. I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (EeHjs) 496
It's a Mad, Mad , Mad World.
Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (ZLlh9) 497
Latest demand: She won't testify without a tiara.
Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (5b+Sr) Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (5p5Kj) 499
Actually, the woman says that she had had 64 male partners between high-school and College, not 34. She also says that she took five years off between high-school and College, but she was still, shall we say, not the choosiest of dames.
SIXTY-FOUR... and of course you have to count whoever she was screwing in high school plus whoever she has screwed in all the years since and it adds up to a lot more than 64 men. But we are supposed to believe that she is a shy, blushing Rose. Posted by: Beverly at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (3Hvhs) 500
$oro$ could fly her in his
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS) FIFY. Posted by: George $oro$ at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (hVHEm) 501
486 Let's see, 'republican' majority in house and senate and the democraps control the speed, direction, destination, and passengers allowed on the bus. Tell me again what it was we voted for? Cause this sucks.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (zLDYs) =========== Well, Arizona voted for Jeff Flake. Maine voted for Susan Collins. Alaska voted for Lisa Murkowski. Tennessee voted for Bob Corker. And those four people want a good show for comity and decorum purposes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (3T+T0) 502
Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans.
*** I don't think the partisans really believe her either. The accusations are a tool for an end they want - stopping or at least delaying Kavanaugh. And it is all about the ends, not the means. If I was Grassley I'd say something to the effect of there is a hearing on Monday. If you don't show the vote for confirmation is Monday afternoon. Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (eSx+E) 503
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college
In a row? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+) What? About 2 1/2 months between high school and college. Unless she took a sabbaticle to Europe. Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (DfaM+) 504
Well, two swallows could grab her by her husks...
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (yQpMk) 506
490 Someone mentioned shit show the other day.
Yeah. Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (xqfqx) It's hilarious, and damaging... for them... honestly, we're just batting them around now, like a cathip mouse... Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (O3+/S) 507
438 Occams Razor:
She's a lefty lying bitch who got her cameltoe caught in ber lie. Posted by: TexasJew at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (c+cGk) This. She thought she could cheap shot Kavanaugh from the cheap seats and he/ the GOP would fold. Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up. Unlike some others, I doubt she had a financial incentive to do this, any more than the Rosenbergs did. I suspect she's a true believer, and in her case, she thought she'd be feted for it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (je6Oi) 508
Well it IS TGIF isn't it?
Have a great weekend. I'm going to trust the GOP wants this SC appointment more than anything. It's the golden egg of winning. They won't lose this one. They just need to whip a couple votes. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (2I4LM) 509
Off rocker , off rocker Sock.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (ZLlh9) 510
OT: This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."
We can't say anything until our betters have satisfied themselves that WE can't influence an election. Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST. ALL INFO is pertinent to, and can influence, election choices. It's madness that ANYBODY accepts this arrogant and STONE-STUPID outrageous policy. Just send me to Room 101 now and get it over with, a-holes. Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG) 511
I spell so bad spell check can't correct it.
Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (DfaM+) 512
Just more #FordTheater
Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (Evws/) 513
OK . . . I've lost track . . . what movie are we seeing here?
Midnight Run? Smokey and the Bandit? Cannonball Run? Planes, Trains and Automobiles? National Lampoon's Vacation? I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in. Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt) Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (nIvDu) 515
505 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.
Luckily, he had use of a battleship. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (yQpMk) Yes, he sure did. But even his battle ship couldn't get from CA to DC in only 3 days. I mean, come on! It takes forrreeevvveerrr to get through the Panama Canal. And it ain't cheap! Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (GBteo) 516
Well, two swallows could grab her by her husks...
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN) African or European? Posted by: Guard Keen on Birds #2 at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG) 517
They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.
Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (q177U) 518
Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (dNzKv) 519
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This. She thought she could cheap shot Kavanaugh from the cheap seats and he/ the GOP would fold. Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up. Unlike some others, I doubt she had a financial incentive to do this, any more than the Rosenbergs did. I suspect she's a true believer, and in her case, she thought she'd be feted for it. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (je6Oi) ============= "You know, I lived near that guy in high school and we're almost the same age. I can just tell my congresswoman that he nearly raped and killed me, and that will end his career. It's foolproof!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (3T+T0) 520
So...teleconferencing not an option?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI) 521
491 481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even. Have a flying squad of master duct tapers in the room, armed with said tape, to swoop down on each and every one and put about three dozen additional wraps around each one's pie hole. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR) 522
Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes -- In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (7ZVPa) 523
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick. *** I thought all of this was just part of the attack on Trump in the 2016 election. Rose McGowan took it in a direction the Dems didn't really want though... Speaking of which, has Grassley called a sessions to vote on expelling Menendez yet? Credible accusations and victims will to fly to DC (or so I've heard). Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (eSx+E) 524
But Wednesday is bridge night!
Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (rwaEp) 525
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I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college In a row? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+) She doesn't need Amtrak when she's pulling the train. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU) 526
I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.
Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt) Sweat Hog Day. Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (NLLmE) 527
Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...
Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P) ................. Cap'n Kristol could sail her through the Panama Canal. Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr) 528
The squish republican shitshow should get on their knees and beg Dr. Front-hole Ford to please come and drag Kavanaugh through the mud anytime and any way she likes. It is who they are!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (yhf6w) 529
Churchill had good reason to fear flying.
They're called Messerchmitts! Blasey Ford . . . not so much. Just facing the music for being a bald-faced liar. Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (3JlWt) 530
How can she empower herself if she won't get on the f**king plane? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (TAmPV) 531
Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.
I'm very much guessing this is the case, too. She was LARPing, and is learning the very hard way that LARPing ain't real life. Real life has... consequences. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (NYS7S) 532
The only thing that distinguishes this shamefur dispray from a real shit-show is that nobody's speaking German.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (fA1SL) 533
she is going to say she is too "afraid of violent republicans".
'Violent Republicans' are the ones keeping you- and us- safe. Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (nIvDu) 534
In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (7ZVPa) Well, sure, what with the Krauts shooting at you and whatnot. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (GBteo) 535
Why aren't they subpoenaing her, and compelling her presence on Monday?
Posted by: Iblis at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (OXWT4) 536
They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.
*** Along with access to their FBI files, emails, tax records, etc, etc... Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (eSx+E) Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (T6t7i) 538
>>Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.
What is the Kill Dose? And you know what I mean. She's on the fast track to a semi-serious, girly suicide attempt. Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (5p5Kj) 539
Dems keep saying how brave she is. The dems outed her. She wanted to remain anonymous.
Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (5b+Sr) 540
If someone could drive her to Janesville, I can grab her and get her to Indiana. Maybe Peaches could haul her from there.
We could do like a relay-race. Everybody sign up for a section of 'Merica. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (lwiT4) 541
Can we report Beto's twitter for trying to influence an election?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (dNzKv) 542
This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."
-- That first amendment is really angering liberals. I posit that if they regain power, that is the first thing to go. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (7ZVPa) 543
Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr) 544
I don't fly, fool!
Posted by: Mr. T at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (rwaEp) 545
473 Trains and cars scare me too.
I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart. Changed my mind. Now I want a sedan chair. Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (I2/tG) How about a tumbril? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (je6Oi) 546
Not to worry. The GOP is working out the details of their plan to seat Kav. It's just like their plans to repeal Obama Care and operate with a balanced budget.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (r9UYA) 547
she loves to surf. maybe she could surf to d.c.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU) 548
542 This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."
-- That first amendment is really angering liberals. I posit that if they regain power, that is the first thing to go. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (7ZVPa) ============= That's a gimme. They already tried. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (3T+T0) 549
What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (nIvDu) 550
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)
Wait, an American citizen was banned, because he was commenting legally on American Politics???? WTF? We are now bound by Euro Rules? Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (koNhm) 552
So help me here...
When credible accusations that Bill Clinton was a rapist...did Congress schedule hearings? No? Why not? Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez. Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E) 553
I was going to post the inventory of diodes in my junkbox, but I WOULDN'T WANT TO INFLUENCE AN ELECTION! Stop me if I try, Twitter.
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (mk9aG) 554
Federal Marshalls have planes
Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (j0Mw7) 555
If I was Grassley I'd say something to the effect of
there is a hearing on Monday. If you don't show the vote for confirmation is Monday afternoon. Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (eSx+E) He already did that when he set the hearing. There is no need for him to reiterate. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (FTXAT) 556
543 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr) And I can't think of a more lovely way to see the country than taking a nice train tour. Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo) 557
Which LIV glancing through the channels and catching that image is going to say, "I like that. I'm definitely voting Democrat in November"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (3T+T0) Exactly. Especially if you are a man, or a victim of a real attack, or you believe in due process. This is ticking every box at this point. Only the dems base, or insane ones, will still vote dem. Maybe some will stay home. However, that's today. Who knows by November. The press desperately wants to conflate this with Trump, to leverage the anti Trump hate. If they can't, then iit hurts the dems. Becz their whole platform is Trump and free stuff. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (EeHjs) 558
544 I don't fly, fool!
Posted by: Mr. T at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (rwaEp) We just need Howlin' Mad to steal a helicopter while face gets us a syringe full of knock-out juice, and... Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo) 559
Having just finished the 2nd season of American Vandal, it occurs to me that "Christine Ford" may be the biggest catfish job of all time. Please be true.
Even Manti Te'o would be getting suspicious about all of her excuses to not meet in person at this point. Posted by: Obe at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (TPgeI) 560
OT: This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."
We can't say anything until our betters have satisfied themselves that WE can't influence an election. Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST. ALL INFO is pertinent to, and can influence, election choices. It's madness that ANYBODY accepts this arrogant and STONE-STUPID outrageous policy. Just send me to Room 101 now and get it over with, a-holes. Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG) -------------- PDT sends out tweets every day that aim to influence elections. Let's see Dorsey strap on a pair and lock him out. Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8) 561
I am guessing you need to chew a lot of Pepto to off yourself.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (5p5Kj) 562
It gets on the plane or else it gets the hose again. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (TAmPV) 563
495 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.
Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM) No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior. What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones. I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites. Posted by: platypus, gg channel Yep. The Collectivists do not see individuals. They see groups to exploit for political gain. Once this woman's usefulness is completed, she'll be tossed aside. See Cindy Sheehan. Anita Hill has gotten fairly wealthy exploiting her grievance (based on a lie) but most of them get tossed aside by the Collectivists. Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (gFUz8) 564
547 she loves to surf. maybe she could surf to d.c.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU) We all know... Charlie don't surf... Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (NgKpN) 565
Use a vehicle powered by Vibranium.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (IqV8l) 566
Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.
High-speed rail! She should wait for high-speed rail. Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (nIvDu) 567
Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr) What about Silver Streak? Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (QLvwG) 568
I have no problem saying I don't care why you didn't report. Your decisions regarding criminal matters mean nothing to me.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (n9hQQ) 569
Lawrence O'Donnell, via twitter, says McConnel says there are enough votes to confirm K.
/O'Donnell's conclusion? Ford won't get a fair hearing. Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (QKV7o) 570
She doesn't need Amtrak when she's pulling the train.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU) At 64 and counting, hell, she could just crowd surf on a wave of penises from SanFran to DC. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (5jVnA) 571
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.
Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM) No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior. What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones. I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites. ======= ? . . . ? Of course its real. The decades of not covering it before then all the sudden BOOM - look at the big story! That's pretty neat isn't it. Think its coincidental? Nope. Its an op. Its a house cleaning operation at a minimum. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ) 572
Ford has a huge and very painful hang nail. Every woman knows the pain of a hang nail and how it is exacerbated by flying. Only evil white republican men would make a woman go through the pain of flying with hang nail.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (pw+jk) 573
They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.
Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (q177U) And just like this one they began planting death seeds long ago. Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (DfaM+) 574
Can we report Beto's twitter for trying to influence an election?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (dNzKv) You can and should for every leftist out there tweeting... sauce for the goose and all that. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (FTXAT) Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (m45I2) 576
So she has said when she would be willing to come in and testify right?
I somehow doubt that because that would put her down for an appearance, and that is not the goal. Sort of like the Democrats being all about holding a hearing until the Republicans said "OK let's do it." Breitbart's timeline of events. https://tinyurl.com/ydfe9kt7 Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (zRwJ/) 577
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)
Don't know if you saw it, but Juanita Brodderick offered to show up and testify if Ford didn't. Definitely lowered the boom. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (EeHjs) 578
Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay
So how long are the Repukes going to put up with this shit. Go to the floor today and confirm Monday. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK) 579
552 So help me here...
When credible accusations that Bill Clinton was a rapist...did Congress schedule hearings? No? Why not? Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez. Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E) ------- Keith Ellison. Two women report abuse. Two medical reports and one 911 recording later, dems pretend nothing happened. Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (5b+Sr) 580
The only thing that distinguishes this shamefur dispray from a real shit-show is that nobody's speaking German.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters It's been 27 years since college German. I'm rusty. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (AM1GF) 581
Where the hell is that Star Trek transporter when you need it?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl) ........... Captain, I can't get her to materialize! OOpty. *grins* Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr) 582
Oh, smothering sock.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (DfaM+) 583
If it's a catfish exhibition it's really done well, but what would be the point of making the entire woman up out of thin air?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (AllCR) 584
If someone could drive her to Janesville, I can grab her and get her to Indiana. Maybe Peaches could haul her from there.
Grammie. Swing by and pick me up. We can drag her behind the car so she can get the feel of the open road Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (8ikIW) 585
Latest demand: No Roger No ReRun NO RENT!!!
Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (xqfqx) 586
Don Willett sat next to me at Forney High School and one day he followed me into the girls' room and tried to snap my bra. I thought he might kill me!
Posted by: Next-up Accuser at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw) 587
Looks like Rosenstein is a goner.
McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate. Looks like the rats are turning on each other. I might have to buy JackStraw a bottle of brown after all. Hmmm... I hope his tastes are pedestrian. Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (kT3/m) 588
578 Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay
So how long are the Repukes going to put up with this shit. Go to the floor today and confirm Monday. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK) Heh... they don't know how to get out of this... Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (O3+/S) 589
They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.
Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST? Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (T6t7i) 590
>>Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.
IIRC, a couple of the underage prostitutes did testify against him. Yes, Dominican prostitute minors are more brave than Doctorrrrrrrr Ford, feminist victim-warrior!! Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: zombie glen miller at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (Evws/) Posted by: Dee at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (5p5Kj) 593
You scream about being treated equal and then behave like this. Put on your big girl pants and get on the plane like a man would.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (hECVl) 594
SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.
What's on the docket the Left really cares about? Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (j0Mw7) Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (m45I2) 596
Air Pinochet could get her partway there, and she wouldn't be on the aircraft for very long. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (pNxlR) 597
McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate.
*** I trust McCabe about as far as I could throw Michael Moore. If the NYT is after Rosenstein its because he is doing something they don't like. Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (eSx+E) 598
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Just put a placard for her and her attnys on the witness desk on Monday. Gavel in and announce that she hasn't arrived yet. Recess for 20 min. Gavel in and announce she has neither arrived nor contacted the Senate committee. Take a vote to move Kavanaugh on to the full vote. Aye. Bang, bang, bang. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 * * Should have done that this week. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (/ZWeB) Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (3aBcq) 600
Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST.
Jesus. We didn't mean influence-influence, we meant 'influence', capisce? Posted by: twitter.com at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (qb5PP) 601
Just when I get worried about how things are going, Ford and the Dems start acting ridiculous.
At this point its a battle between the fecklessness of certain Senators v. the idiocy of the accuser. This may go 15 rounds - of ineptitude. Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (sX1BW) 602
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)
You are wrong. But I am not gonna spend time convincing you of it. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (EeHjs) 603
She wants the hearing held in Wakanda.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (mCMQ5) 604
590 >>Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.
IIRC, a couple of the underage prostitutes did testify against him. Yes, Dominican prostitute minors are more brave than Doctorrrrrrrr Ford, feminist victim-warrior!! Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI) ============= Dear Lord, please let us win NJ in November... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (3T+T0) 605
Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.
What is the Kill Dose? 14 to 20 tablets. And it sucks the whole time you are dying. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (dNzKv) 606
I might have to buy JackStraw a bottle of brown after all.
Hmmm... I hope his tastes are pedestrian. Posted by: Kreplach ======== Whoa. That's seems unlikely. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (UdB5v) Posted by: A Flute at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (5p5Kj) 608
577 Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)
Don't know if you saw it, but Juanita Brodderick offered to show up and testify if Ford didn't. Definitely lowered the boom. - - - - - - - - - - - - - A chapter in Christopher Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE? He concludes the chapter this way: "What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible." Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (5b+Sr) 609
It likes the hose.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (DfaM+) 610
If the NYT is after Rosenstein its because he is doing something they don't like.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (eSx+E) ------- Or they've decided that the right pieces are in place for RR's firing to move the football closer to Trump's end zone. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (AzW6q) 611
Whenever an alleged victim demonstrates behavior that seems inconsistent with their claims, the Twitter Experts rush out to assure us that not only is this consistent with the accusation, but in fact proves the allegation even more.
-- Hey, isn't this the story of global warming as well? Why, yes it is. Posted by: Pete Best at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (mQ0Mc) 612
"You know, I lived near that guy in high school and we're almost the same age. I can just tell my congresswoman that he nearly raped and killed me, and that will end his career.
It's foolproof!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (3T+T0) I suspect that that's a pretty good guess. "I'll just be vague on the date, place, and circumstances. How can anyone disprove the allegation? Besides, I can trust the Democrats to protect my anonymity." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (je6Oi) 613
TJM @ 501--Comity? Eff that. The left won't worry about comity as they line us up against the wall, which is where this all leads to.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (zLDYs) 614
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She a religious nut [insert comparison to an evil Handmaiden's Tale character here]. (just a guess) Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (W+vEI) 615
Should have done that this week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (/ZWeB) You're not wrong. But here's the thing 51-49 The Flake Suzie-Q Corker MoreCokeski Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (NYS7S) 616
And it sucks the whole time you are dying.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy The same with giant leeches Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (8ikIW) 617
Send the Luftwaffe.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (w2Myr) 618
>>14 to 20 tablets. And it sucks the whole time you are dying.
Damn. A lot less than I thought it would be. Hmmm...Now you know. Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (5p5Kj) 619
/sock fail
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (mQ0Mc) 620
She really needs to worry about her lefty handlers.
Remember the Paliostinans and Rachel "St Pancake " Corrie? Lot's of solid rumors that she was more valuable to the Palios as a dead martyr than a live protestor. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (wldC6) 621
huh - I don't remember Gary Busey or Raul Julia being in Gumball Rally, but I was 9 at the time. Mom also took us to Life of Brian - I remember there being protesters outside. Need to call mom on the way home and thank her again.
Posted by: jhawk90 at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (Xvo1a) 622
Grammie. Swing by and pick me up. We can drag her behind the car so she can get the feel of the open road
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (8ikIW) Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (lwiT4) 623
Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter He, I think, has a lot of followers and although all aren't conservatives many are and a lot will be voting in November
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR) 624
She doesn't want to fly?
So what, who needs to fly? There is this thing available word wide now called "video conferencing". We don't need to wait until Monday. We can do this thing in 30 minutes. Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (P+Ru9) 625
Jenifer Ruben, "Conservative blogger at @WashingtonPost" tweeted "To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty"
Posted by: Xander Crews at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (z3Ki6) 626
I would say they have Tester and Manchin as backup votes, if needed.... sausage making.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (O3+/S) 627
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OK . . . I've lost track . . . what movie are we seeing here? Midnight Run? Smokey and the Bandit? Cannonball Run? Planes, Trains and Automobiles? National Lampoon's Vacation? I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in. Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt) Apocalypse Now. Surfing is done, we are heading up the river now to kill Marlin Brando. Except this time, there are a lot of pink hats. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (UsCnO) 628
If her testimony could derail Kavanaugh for good, the Dems would have had her there 3 months ago.
Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (sX1BW) 629
"587
Looks like Rosenstein is a goner. McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate" McCabe's an idiot. It's obvious Rosenstein was joking but that doesn't let him off the hook. Rosenstein knew McCabe was this nuts and this Trump deranged and did nothing about him. Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (ye3s4) 630
"PDT sends out tweets every day that aim to influence elections. Let's see Dorsey strap on a pair and lock him out."
My jaw is still on the f'n floor. I assume there's somebody at Twitter who's at least smart enough to write code. I appeal to that non-retarded somebody: Please pass along a few IQ points to the executives there. How can people who are supposedly so smart, be so STUPID and evil, simultaneously? Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (mk9aG) 631
Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls) No. She's running for senate in NY. Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C) 632
Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.
Posted by: grammie winger It's a deal! Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW) 633
Wow! A supremely bad ending of probably Trump's worst week in office.
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0) Posted by: Jim Piersall at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz) 635
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)
You are wrong. But I am not gonna spend time convincing you of it. ========= Well as long as you are sure that based upon what you've read in the news that Ronan Farrow can't possibly be compromised, that's good enough for me!!! Just saying test your suppositions. I'd not trust him to park my car. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (fsHX7) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (ymnmz) 637
Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (c+2jX) 638
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I would say they have Tester and Manchin as backup votes, if needed.... sausage making..... Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (O3+/S) Tester? Not a chance. Manchin, maybe. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO) 639
Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls) No. She's running for senate in NY. Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C) THIRD BASE! Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk) 640
What excuses remain to be used:
Get sick Fall and break a bone/suffer a concussion (worked for someone else) Husband or kids get sick Husband or kids fall and break a bone/suffer a concussion Dog gets sick etc. Maybe she'll burn her own house down as an excuse Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (AMIL/) 641
Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?
__________________ Amy and I were both in Phi Beta Kappa at Rhodes College. Amy told me that she worships Satan and sacrifices babies and kittens to him every Saturday night. She also grabbed my boob at one of the meetings, and said she'd kill me if I told anybody! I was afraid for my life! Posted by: Next-up Accuser at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw) 642
64 lovers in a time span eh. Well if median length is 5.25 inches . . .carry the 2 . . . 28 feet . . . turns on mic: 'Second Down and 2 feet to go!'
Posted by: NFL Referee at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (QLvwG) 643
Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"
----------- Are they also throwing feces out the window? Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (sX1BW) 644
lol, 0HXB0 is concerned.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (5jVnA) 645
It IS nice that Kav (and our) enemies are this stupid and spineless.
Now let's see if the GOPe can be just SLIGHTLY less spinless than this lying, Democratic clut. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (bcbK8) 646
Dear Lord, please let us win NJ in November...
*** RCP has Menendez up by 8. If the GOPe were smart he'd feature in every Senate election... But they aren't... Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (eSx+E) 647
Manchin is my bet too. He still has hopes of keeping his seat in the Senate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (yQpMk) 648
DOCTOR of Psychology heal thyself.
Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr) 649
I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE) 650
1. Give her a massive dose of Xanax
2. Put her in a burlap sack 3. Drag an SR-71 out of mothballs 4. Toss her into the navigator's seat 5. Andrew's AFB in less than two hours, plenty of time to shake off the hangover. It's bullshit, it's obvious bullshit, and Grassley needs to squelch it. Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (1FhAQ) Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i) 652
Wow! A supremely bad ending of probably Trump's worst week in office.
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0) Here - Have a cookie. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4) 653
Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?
----------- I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett. Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW) 654
Yet another reason NEVER to live in CA (like we needed any more).
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (3aBcq) 655
Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter He, I think, has a lot of followers and although all aren't conservatives many are and a lot will be voting in November
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR) They threw him off Twitter. Wow. Deafen the opposition continues. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (EeHjs) 656
I guess she's already in the Mile-High Club.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (oVJmc) 657
grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (dEQP3) 658
Dear Senator Gillibrand,
Well, what am I supposed to do? You trade me in for that new bitch, the lady professor. You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Senator! Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage like a used Federal Mattress Tag! Sincerely, Posted by: Mattress Girl at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (Ndje9) 659
Yep. The Collectivists do not see individuals. They see groups to exploit for political gain. Once this woman's usefulness is completed, she'll be tossed aside. See Cindy Sheehan. Anita Hill has gotten fairly wealthy exploiting her grievance (based on a lie) but most of them get tossed aside by the Collectivists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (gFUz Feinstein is already put the skids underneath her. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (je6Oi) 660
Give her a massive dose of Xanax
2. Put her in a burlap sack ___ trust me, doesn't work as well as you might think Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (eSx+E) 661
Trump's travel ban is better than I thought.
Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (oVJmc) 664
Ethics is an advantage in peace time. Lack of it is an advantage in war. Unfortunately we're in a state of war so the leftists have the advantage.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2) 665
bet her cuck husband looks like jerry garcia.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (F4u7C) 667
Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly
around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!" Glad I'm telecommuting the next few days. Do they actually think they're somehow going to sway people doing that? Other than the rabid idiots who are going to veer off of 101 trying to get pictures of it? Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (TUU1F) 668
Then get on your broom, they aren't confined at all.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (w2Myr) 669
I don't want her on the East Coast, don't need the competition.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr) 670
Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? How come he was not believed? Ohhh, that's right - I forgot.
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (3aBcq) 671
Lawrence O'Donnell, via twitter, says McConnel says there are enough votes to confirm K.
-- I think this is true. Lindsay Graham has been very confident from the get-go. Coming from him, on this particular thing, I believe him. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (mQ0Mc) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (yQpMk) 673
I think they should have called her bluff on the FBI and said
agents would be out to take a statement from her, under oath, right away. I bet that would have ended any further talks of an FBI investigation right then and there. Seems to me she was hoping she would be treated like other "victims," where she could just make her allegations and then that would be enough. Posted by: sillyme at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (5NMD0) 674
Is "Pesto Bismol" the green one for fear of shitting yourself while flying?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (Evws/) 675
I just saw an ad at Insty for a t-shirt that say Make Orwell Fiction Again and now I want it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3) 676
649 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE) Bwahahahaha I wondered if that would happen last night when I saw it. The left is psychotic. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (EeHjs) 677
"Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter"
They can lock out anybody for any reason. The INFURIATING thing is this new STUPID REASON "tweets can't be allowed to influence elections." It is so BRAIN-DEAD I just can't. I can't. I just can not process that! Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (mk9aG) 678
Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.
Posted by: grammie winger ******* Tell her that safety regulations require her to wear a MAGA safety helmet. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (m45I2) 679
Well, you all have made an otherwise boring afternoon interesting. I've been laughing for the past 2 hours. I'm outta here..for now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (kG5hP) 680
grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (dEQP3) I can give you some animal crackers leftover from AWANA. Most of their heads are missing tho. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (lwiT4) 681
McCabe's an idiot. It's obvious Rosenstein was joking but that doesn't let him off the hook. Rosenstein knew McCabe was this nuts and this Trump deranged and did nothing about him.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (ye3s4) NYT corroborated the story with multiple insiders. So unless Rosey kept making the same not funny joke? to multiple insiders? Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (NgKpN) 682
Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"
While they're at it, why don't they pick her up and fly her to DC? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (je6Oi) 683
trust me, doesn't work as well as you might think
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM Amateur. Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (w2Myr) 684
Novichok.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i) Wasn't he a tight end for the Dallas Cowboys? Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C) 685
Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? How come he was not believed? Ohhh, that's right - I forgot.
The other 2 died suddenly within days of each other IIRC. Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (TUU1F) 686
grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?
--- There are cookies? I'd like a cookie. Please. /unless they are peanut butter. I am not a fan of those. Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (QKV7o) 687
That shit aun't gonna fly around here! And it didn't.
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (9S+EN) 688
Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?
----------- I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett. ======= I swear on my sacred honor that I drove Amy Coney Barrett planned parenthood in 1983 because she was pregnant with my baby. Posted by: Will Folkes at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (UdB5v) 689
I just saw an ad at Insty for a t-shirt that say Make Orwell Fiction Again and now I want it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3) I'm afraid the young people asking me who Orwell is would be depressing. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (EeHjs) 690
What did the twits object to?
Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (j0Mw7) 691
Tell her that safety regulations require her to wear a MAGA safety helmet.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (m45I2) Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4) 692
We have to remember also that much of this is being forced onto Grassley by the likes of Flake, Collins and perhaps Merskruntski.
Posted by: Soona at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (Fs5vw) 693
I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.
They'll rage that she's unfit for office because she had 35 partners- pretty quickly- and is afraid to fly. Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (CE5C/) 694
I hope his tastes are pedestrian.
Posted by: Kreplach ======== Whoa. That's seems unlikely. Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (UdB5v) +++++ I guessing if the bottle is on you, Mr. Straw's taste can be quite elitist... Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (2sCft) 695
673 I think they should have called her bluff on the FBI and said agents would be out to take a statement from her, under oath, right away. I bet that would have ended any further talks of an FBI investigation right then and there.
Seems to me she was hoping she would be treated like other "victims," where she could just make her allegations and then that would be enough. Posted by: sillyme at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (5NMD0) Hence her need for delay. She's got to practice blubbing on cue. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (je6Oi) 696
Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"
Think of the depths of mental illness you have to be living in to "believe Christine" simply because she's a member of your political tribe. Insanity, all the way down. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (NYS7S) Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA) 698
They threw him off Twitter. Wow. Deafen the opposition continues.
-- I don't think this is going to help Mr. @Jack at all. Momentum is building to do something about these big tech SOBs. Put together with Marine LePen having to submit to a psych evaluation and pretty soon you're talking about a real problem coming from the Left. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (mQ0Mc) 699
Grassley's 10 am deadline today for paperwork was not met, right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (/CzpZ) 700
They can lock out anybody for any reason. The INFURIATING thing is this new STUPID REASON "tweets can't be allowed to influence elections." It is so BRAIN-DEAD I just can't. I can't. I just can not process that!
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (mk9aG) Especially considering political speech is specifically protected according to the Supremes. Now, non Americans influencing Elections? OK... but Americans influencing our OWN elections? Wowzer Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (NgKpN) 701
bet her cuck husband looks like jerry garcia.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (KP5rU) ............. but without the penis. Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (HgMAr) 702
I swear on my sacred honor that I drove Amy Coney Barrett planned parenthood in 1983 because she was pregnant with my baby.
Posted by: Will Folkes Then she would be on Emily's List and Ok for the Left; so we know its a lie. Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (j0Mw7) 703
Seriously, she's like a kid at bedtime. I'm thirsty! I heard something...
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (w2Myr) 704
She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (6Krd7) 705
/unless they are peanut butter. I am not a fan of those.
Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (QKV7o) That is because they are not cookies. They are asscakes. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (5jVnA) 706
> McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell..
Yep. McConnell plays a good poker game, but not that good. If Ford actually had anything, the Dems would be screaming for her to testify, not making increasingly bizarre excuses for why she won't. They're just posturing for their cult followers at this stage. Kavanaugh is in. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (FFJtw) 707
I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE) --- It was sacrilege. Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9HuGt) 709
For those talking about the subpoena - my understanding is that while the Judiciary Committee can issue subpoenas, they CANNOT issue a subpoena to appear before a confirmation hearing.
I assume this is to prevent pieces of shit like the Democrats from demanding every person that has ever interacted with them in any capacity appear before the committee before they'll allow a vote to happen. The Senate can, of course, issue a subpoena to force her to appear before the full body prior to the final vote. Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (Y7Ajm) 710
Nu 1
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (TUU1F) 711
We have to remember also that much of this is being forced onto Grassley
by the likes of Flake, Collins and perhaps Merskruntski. *** As far as we've heard it was all Flake, right? What the left did to Collins might have pushed her into the solid yes camp... Keep in mind it is really, really bad for the GOPe if the left wins this one. They'll never get another SC justice and lose the Senate...and American politics will be Trumpkins and the Dems...likely forever more... Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (eSx+E) 712
610/ Or, the NYT story is trying to get out in front of this story, which would have otherwise been broken by Sarah Carter any minute now. Which is to say, this is the best defense of their boy Rosenstein they could mount based on documents soon to be released.
(Ding Ding Ding!) Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (db5dt) 713
Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4) You are a precious jewel. Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (QLvwG) 714
699 Grassley's 10 am deadline today for paperwork was not met, right?
_________________ Right, but just like Bammy's red line in Syria, it didn't mean squat. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (fqUgw) 715
The repressed memories started coming out when she saw the sign on her psychiatrist's office door that said:
THE RAPIST Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2) 716
I don't think this is going to help Mr. @Jack at all. Momentum is building to do something about these big tech SOBs.
*** Only if the Reps control congress after the election... Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (eSx+E) 717
Nood.
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (p6e8W) 718
704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (6Krd7) Psychologists can't prescribe. Or, evidently, do much of anything else. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (je6Oi) 719
the only drug that psychology professors can prescribe is Essence of Bullsh*t
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (9HuGt) 720
What excuses remain to be used: I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire.I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town.Someone stole my car.There was an earthquake. A terrible flood Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (TAmPV) 721
Her slamming the door in the face of a female FBI agent there to take her statement would have been must see TV
Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (j0Mw7) 722
"Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? " Larry Sinclair. Studied his stuff for the first time yesterday. He's articulate, but he's a convicted grifter, so he may not be telling the truth.
Obama meh. Obama is history ... UNLESS Dems get control and put him on the Supreme Court. Then we enter a World Of Sh!t. Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (mk9aG) 723
But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.
There is a broad portion of Christianity that teaches that the imprecatory psalms (those calling for punishment and destruction of the wicked) no longer are part of what believers should engage in, that we live in an era of grace and forgiveness. And while I agree with the grace and forgiveness part, thank God, I reject the notion that it is wrong or impermissable to call for the destruction of the wicked. I'm fine with praying for them to be saved, to change their ways, to repent, to come to Jesus. Even for them to simply stop their wickedness. But that doesn't negate justice or calling for God to punish the wicked. I think we not only can, but must do both: God turn these people around, but if not, then its time for a smiting. Not for my sake, not because I'm any better, and not because of what they have done to me, but for YOUR sake, oh Lord, and for your righteousness' sake. For justice. For truth. And to demonstrate your might before an unbelieving world. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+) 724
Well, soros will say 'tell taster and munchin I will pay their pensions.'
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (zLDYs) 725
Lotta Trump country to cross, SF to DC.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (AJ+3y) 726
704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
_______________ She has a Ph.D., not an M.D. She can't prescribe drugs, just useless shit like chanting or meditating, or making up lame excuses. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (fqUgw) 727
I guess she's already in the Mile-High Club.
---------------------- She's in the Mile-of-Cock Club. Posted by: Jolo at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (WrMOC) 728
> SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.
> What's on the docket the Left really cares about? 4-4 decisions do not make precedent. While waiting for Gorsuch to be seated, they postponed any case that was likely to produce a tie. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (FFJtw) 729
Hmmm. 700+ posts, I wonder if we've got to the important bits.
Should it be "unf*ckingbelievable" or "unbef*ckinglievable"? Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c) 730
>>>Does she even exist?<<<
Dr. Ford just might be Dianne Feinstein's pet name for Dianne Feinstein's dusty vulva. Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (Z9C5C) 731
653---I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.
Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW) ------------------------- Doesn't work if you switch the sexes. They'll need to Sarah-Palin her or something. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (0jtPF) 732
729 Hmmm. 700+ posts, I wonder if we've got to the important bits.
Should it be "unf*ckingbelievable" or "unbef*ckinglievable"? Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c) unbeF*CKINGlievable Posted by: m at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (wI2mw) 733
I believe she can fly.
Posted by: R. Kelly at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (2NqXo) 734
Obama would never accept a Supreme Court appointment. Too much work involved for his taste.
Yeah, they have clerks, but they don'tget anything like the staff of a President. Plus Supreme Court Justices don't get invited to Hollywood parties. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (FFJtw) 735
Hmmm. . .
35 partners between high school and college. Most kids take the summer off between high school and college. So we're talking about 35 partners in about 90 days, or a little more that 1 every 3 days. I try not to be judgmental, but what a slut! Posted by: VA MKZ at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (vvoWK) 736
They'll need to Sarah-Palin her or something.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM The left will target her children. It's not all they will do but they will go after her kids. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (2NqXo) 737
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)
I'm praying for all those things you mentioned, for repentance and conversion; I'm also praying for accountability-that justice be meted out for them; That there not be two standards of justice-one for Democrats and their supports and one for everyone else. I pray that Soros (that thorn) and his ilk might be removed from our side. I'm praying that the Mueller investigation come to naught and that the Deep State's plans and schemes to take out this President be overthrown. I also remember every day to thank God that Trump is our President and not Clinton. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (AllCR) 738
She can't prescribe drugs, just useless shit like chanting or meditating, or making up lame excuses.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer and planting memories Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (j0Mw7) 739
Here - Have a cookie.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4) I love you, sister! :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR) 740
Ohhh I just saw someone referring to Ford waiting over a third of a century to report this and I love that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (dEQP3) 741
321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college
In a row? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+) Or else she had a really, really busy summer... Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (1FhAQ) 742
Has anyone asked what her program does for the CIA? Specifically: "Dr. Ford can you confirm your work with the CIA includes developing and planting false memories?"
Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (j0Mw7) 743
Stop with the Dr. Ford shit. She is a floppy PhD, not the kind of doctor that can actually help people.
Posted by: Anchovy at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (srWwQ) 744
Fenelon you are a treasure.
Posted by: Abby at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (02gQe) 745
"She is a floppy PhD" If I didn't have anything better to do, I'd read some of her "research" "publications," and pick them to pieces. Supposedly she knows something about statistics.
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (mk9aG) 746
That was probably the entire run, VA of high school and college together. It's an unextraordinary early 80s tally, really, of a generation of girls entitled to their own desire, mixed with the old fashioned desire to make a love connection, insulation from some of the consequences of sex, all having been raised on the idea that sex outside of marriage wasn't only ok but really sort of expected, and little enough dwelt upon the soul-stealing pain of promiscuity for girls. I think this sort of thing was the premise of Raising Ophelia, a popular social commentary tome of the nineties. no way was this the first generation to discover six. But it was the first generation with such uncertain rules and social concord.about it all. mixed messages were never more a part of a girls growing up than 79-86. It's part of the problem with the present generation, actually, with all the rules out the window people keep trying to create a world where the other party is obligated by the conduct of the other. I don't think Fords sexual history matter much at all wrt to Kavenaugh. A girl can totally still sleep around, and resent being used without the essential permission. no other man has a right to you because you give permission to some other one. This lady's problem is that her story is a source of secondary gain...she gains status and consideration from her friends by retailing it, and it is so vague in all the key particulars and so oddly specific in one.
Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (Sp1NT) 747
Joey Biden can agree to ride Amtrak with her, and give her shoulder massages and hair sniffs the whole way.
Posted by: LizLem at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (hvf9s) 748
Woo just fifteen minutes until,the lawyers start renegotiating again.
I'm ashamed of the GOP, this should be done by now. Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 09:49 PM (Sp1NT) 749
Blasey-Ford's recent profile in the NYT mentioned that she took a fellowship in Hawaii. She certainly didn't drive there. Perhaps she took a ship, but her alleged fear is of confined spaces without an escape route. I think she's lying about the fear of flying.
Posted by: fred at September 21, 2018 11:57 PM (kBL6g) 750
Liars feel bullied when told to speak the truth, obviously. Just like Satan twists when you bring a cross near his lips.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 22, 2018 02:20 AM (HLTe8) 751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftt4f2H3GDs
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