Breaking: Kavanaugh's Accuser Says She Won't Testify Until The FBI, Which Has Already Declined to Investigate Her Non-Federal-Jurisdiction 37 Year Old Allegations, Completes Its Investigation, Sometime After a Democrat is President

Coming over Tucker Carlson: After saying she would testify, she now says she won't, not until the FBI investigation (which is not happening) is completed.



Strangely enough, this tracks perfectly with the Democrats' talking points that the FBI must conduct a long, slow investigation which, conveniently enough, delays the vote until after the midterms.

And what would Republicans do then?

Well, believe it or not, even Jeff Flake says if she doesn't testify, then they just move forward with the confirmation:



And Jim Acosta decided to deceptively edit a Kavanaugh clip to create even more CNN #FakeNews.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:36 PM




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1 Suprise!

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fjMEv)

2 Congratulations Justice Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (2yngH)

3 Dear Diary...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (Uiz/V)

4 Salty tears are the most delicious

Posted by: Memories at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (mwcEF)

5 Called this two days ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (JUOKG)

6 Whoa, Pixy jumping into the fray.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

7 I think Blasey is some sort of Slavic name. Probably anglicized from Blcczzenic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

8 The FBI does not and never has investigated local alleged crimes.

This would belong to the local DA and Police/Sheriff, the FBI would not touch it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (JUOKG)

9 Yes, GWS, you and a few others. #nevercorrect appears to be absent, so not sure what his take is.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (QDnY+)

10 FFS, Hold the fucking vote Thursday!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SRarZ)

11 Meanwhile, FBI=Nonpartisan is a joke.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (SRarZ)

12


Senator Grassley, Senator McConnell:

CALL FOR THE VOTE ON THURSDAY.

Enough of this insanity.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (G4W16)

13 If you want facts and witnesses assessed in a non partisan manner...the FBI is not the agency to do it.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (Uiz/V)

14 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who let the dogs out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (4ErVI)

15 VOTE

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (9MKXa)

16 Yeah well, Ford you can shove it where the sun don't shine. Bitch.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (dUJdY)

17 She will not testify because it was a phoney accusation, obviously. I think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name if they were rude enough to him and his family.

Posted by: Pasquali Pellegrino at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (zOrpp)

18 This is my shocked face.

Hold the vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (OAlmw)

19 We saw this claim this afternoon, from Sen. Hirono. I'm still not sure if it is absolutely confirmed, regardless of what Tucker says.

FBI has already turned down any investigation because duh, it is impossible to "investigate" a supposed incident where no one knows when it happened, and no one knows where it happened. Not to mention that it was never a federal case, but a local police matter, if it was anything at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (V2Yro)

20 I am sure glad this ford bitch wanted to stay annonymous? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (9MKXa)

21 Heads need to be put in vises to get this vote done.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (4ErVI)

22 I'm sorry I looked at the comments on that tweet. Or replies. Or whatever they call it. These people do not have anything in common with me. These people don't live in the same country or on the same planet as me. Sick.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (SRarZ)

23 This was never going to provide "cover" for any vulnerable Dems to vote no.


Now even the non-cover will not be there.


What will be?


An incredibly lame, contemptible, baseless smear against a Boy Scout SCOTUS nominee, launched at the last minute.


Which should play as well as tax increases, gun grabbing, socialism, and Trump Derangement Syndrome in the coming election.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (QDnY+)

24 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine
Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI
finds out who let the dogs out.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM

---

That would be me....I just let the dogs out and they are in the rose bushes looking for birds nesting.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 08:43 PM (JUOKG)

25 If shit like this does not get the right wing base out to vote, then we are in more trouble than I thought. Kinda like the Yankees. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:43 PM (9MKXa)

26 We can haz reprisals?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

27 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless Geraldo tells us the real secret of Al Capone's Vault.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (r/hsS)

28 Why its almost like she's acting like a Democrat operative.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (OAlmw)

29 She doesn't sound very confident in the accusations she has leveled. She's running behind Mommy's FBI skirt instead of face the music that she started.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (mQ0Mc)

30
If there is still to be additional testimony (from Kavanaugh at least), I expect what we saw on day 1 a week or so ago will look like a meditation circle compared to the shitshow planned.

And that will turn off the voters even more.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (G4W16)

31 Who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (Hmjvp)

32 "Wired Sources" on the twatters was reporting a while ago that the committee vote was likely on for Wednesday next. Which makes sense. Even if there is a hearing on Monday, it would be 2 days after.


Sort of too bad it can't be moved back to this Thursday, but same-same in the end.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (QDnY+)

33 Supplies!!!

Posted By: Sarah Jeong

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (2sCft)

34 Call the vote tonight.

If she won't show up, then call the damn vote right this second.

Supposedly Kavanaugh has information that will fully vindicate him. I do wonder if the Dems have not discovered what this is and are telling her to Brave Sir Robin it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

35 CNN aired a segment about Stormy Daniels new book that described what Donald Trumps genitals looks like on The Lead with Jake Tapper Tuesday.

Now there is some hard hitting news.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (9MKXa)

36 #6 Rhomboid

Yeah, this one SERIOUSLY pissed me off. Worthless lying no-good socialist shitweasels.

Trump might not be my ideal choice for US President (not that I get any say in the matter) but his judicial appointments have been first rate and the Democrats have pulled the dirtiest tricks in the book against an honourable man. Fuck the lot of them, fuck their lapdog press, and fuck the idiots who vote for them.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (2yngH)

37 Does Flake hold?

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (MAstk)

38 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out WHO WAS PHONE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (5jVnA)

39 That didn't take long. This all started on Friday, right, and now it's almost over.

Posted by: Angela at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (6Zmow)

40 I demand the thumb-faced scrunt go on a starvation protest until the world succumbs to her every bizarre fantasy.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (1g7ch)

41 the SKULL!!!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (Z48ZB)

42 BURING SKULL!! Oh Yeah, Baby!!!!

Burn Baby Burn!! I'm heading to the store for pudding cups!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (2sCft)

43 3 bints and a Cooper are sputtering on cnn.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (GyYp6)

44

Flaming skull up.

Life is good. Except that is used for bad news too.

Ugh. I'm so confused.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (G4W16)

45 Say there sugartits...how does it feel to be totally duped and made a fool by the Dems?

Hope they paid well.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (0tfLf)

46 Flaming Skull! Pretty!

Posted by: Billie at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (6Zmow)

47 The Demofascist reliance on the FBI to protect its political fakery doesn't surprise me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (XlbwU)

48 I will not testify until Fox reboots Firefly. These are my conditions.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (PA9oZ)

49 Bitch crazy.

For my part, I won't pay taxes until the Padres win the World Series.

(The real one, not the Little League one.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (pUCsZ)

50 DangerGirl, you have a big Horde hug and you soon be able to shoot the shit out of something.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (jvss3)

51 PINBALL WIZARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKbUm8GrbM

Posted by: THE WHO at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (r/hsS)

52 When do we get another tool of the left claiming that Ford told her about this allegation sometime, even though Ford says that she didn't tell anyone until meeting with the therapist, or another tool claiming Kavanaugh did something to her as well?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (AllCR)

53 I also will not testify until the FBI completes its investigation.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (PA9oZ)

54 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will
not testify Monday, she will not testify until Amelia Earhart is found.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (QLvwG)

55 Flaming Skull and Flake growing a spine, what a great night!

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (MIvRT)

56 37 Does Flake hold?
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (MAstk)


For him to publicly say what he did, and to Jm J Acosta on CNN no less, means I think even he does not want to be associated with this hot pile of wet feces.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (G4W16)

57 Dr. Blasey?

F*ck off. If she's not out writing prescriptions, her "doctor" title is laughably haughty at best and similarly meaningless at worst in society in general.

Doctor Blasey my Palo Alto University ass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PRfdc)

58 Does Flake hold?
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (MAstk)

Yes

flake has always been more bark than bite. a real coward when it really comes down to it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (9MKXa)

59 Supposedly Kavanaugh has information that will fully vindicate him. I do wonder if the Dems have not discovered what this is and are telling her to Brave Sir Robin it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

I've been listening to you off and on today on the podcast.

I think the vote should take place immediately because like you I could see them trying to bring forward a few other shams to try and create the perception that this wasn't a one time thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

60 My shocked face. You're looking at it.

This scrint would never let her precious get torn apart under cross examination. The accusation was always supposed to be enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (nw6G5)

61 *Lights Cigarette Off Burning Skull*

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)

62 FBI declined twice.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (MAstk)

63 Flaming Skull!

Love it.

Hold the Vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (OAlmw)

64 We have flaming skull!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (+y/Ru)

65 ****warms hands over the flames of burning skull****

Life is good. Now for a couple or three fingers of nice scotch.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (2sCft)

66 When do we get another tool of the left claiming that Ford told her about this allegation sometime, even though Ford says that she didn't tell anyone until meeting with the therapist, or another tool claiming Kavanaugh did something to her as well?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (AllCR)



I believe by Friday there will magically be three to five more women who allege he did something rapey.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (dEQP3)

67 This whole episode has been enraging. Fuck the Democrats and their bad faith bullshit.
Fuck them. War.
Glad to see this is coming out right.

Posted by: Revenant at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (sryxB)

68 Corey says that 17 year old's do stupid stuff and shouldn't be held responsible for their actions.

Posted by: Corey's Mom at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (6Zmow)

69 >>Does Flake hold?


That guy always has a handful of glans.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)

70 There are plenty of people who pushed this smear to this extent that need to at least be placed in the stockades for them to suffer a pelting by rotten vegetables for at least a week.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (5YweU)

71 Meshuggah.

I sincerely hope the FBI continues to deny this complaint an investigation. Who knows these days?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (5aX2M)

72 Pixy, outstanding! Well said. I don't think your reaction is all that different than many normal people, including lots of normal American voters, who aren't very "political", actually.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

73 As Benjamin Braddock's dad would say:

"This all sounds pretty half-baked, Ben."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

74 Burning skeleton head!

Posted by: that phrasing still cracks me up at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (wlr4k)

75 62 FBI declined twice.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (MAstk)


If they declined to investigate then technically the investigation is, ipso facto, "over."

Take the stand or take a fucking hike, slag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (G4W16)

76 OT: A woman is publicly describing Trump's penis. That woman, by the way, has shown the entire world, on film, the interior of her own vagina and anus, multiple times. So she speaks with some authority on the topic of naughty bits.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (mk9aG)

77 26 We can haz reprisals?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)

You want reprisals.


You'd settled for cheeseburgers.


You'll get socialism souffles.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

78 OK, now investigate the crap out of her in the meantime. It's payback time, beyotch. You're not weaseling off the hook that easily, honey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (pUCsZ)

79 SHE WILL NOT TESTIFY UNLESS THE FBI INVESTIGATES IF I AM SPARTACUS!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Posted by: Cory Booker at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (jDF8P)

80 Trump
Trump
Trump

Confirm
Confirm
Confirm

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (UFyv9)

81 Guess she's not interested in a perjury charge. It's against the law to lie to Congress, amirite?

Posted by: Dary at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)

82 69 >>Does Flake hold?


That guy always has a handful of glans.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)


I only glans furtively over my shoulder....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (G4W16)

83 I was wrong.
I am glad I was.
I am also shocked that the GOP didn't cave.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ptxK7)

84 the Flaming Skull for this?

There has been a lot worse this week, and it is still Tuesday.



Like the truth behind whether Bert and Ernie are really just good friends, or are out and out BooFoo buddies.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (UsCnO)

85 I hope two things:

Win the midterms.

When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (nw6G5)

86 Heads need to be put in vises to get this vote done.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis


After Kavanaugh is confirmed, I want senators in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Gjw1J)

87 Supposedly Kavanaugh has information that will fully vindicate him. I do wonder if the Dems have not discovered what this is and are telling her to Brave Sir Robin it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:45 PM (dEQP3)

I've been listening to you off and on today on the podcast.

I think the vote should take place immediately because like you I could see them trying to bring forward a few other shams to try and create the perception that this wasn't a one time thing.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)





Yes, vote now. Grassley can go back to his prior schedule. So much For Katz's promise that she is ready to testify anywhere, anytime!

Suck it dems. I don't think they have any idea how much this has pissed people (me) off!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Z48ZB)

88 17 She will not testify because it was a phoney accusation, obviously. I think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name if they were rude enough to him and his family.
Posted by: Pasquali Pellegrino at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (zOrpp)


This.

Bastards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (pUCsZ)

89 It should tell you something when even the FBI won't look into an (R).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (PRfdc)

90 This was never going to provide "cover" for any vulnerable Dems to vote no.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (QDnY+)


Play Poker ever ? Hold 'Em ? Seven Card ?

The Big Money is there when I quit looking at what I think their hands are - and how I'd play 'em.

When I get in that groove of reading their hands ... and how I know THEY'LL play 'em ... that's when I make much, much better than six small bets an hour.

And usually when I don't get invited back to the good house games.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (fiGNd)

91 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (dEQP3)

And how does he even begin to defend against that if that happens?

I am impressed that he hasn't withdrawn . I hope that he continues to fight.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (AllCR)

92 85 I hope two things:

Win the midterms.

When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (nw6G5)



"Candygram for Sonia Sodomizer!..."

- - Landshark

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (G4W16)

93 I hope two things:

Win the midterms.

When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Nominate me. The left will be crying for Gengis Kahn.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Gjw1J)

94 Oh no, the Deimoscr@ps have made mad an anime magical girl.

Pixy Misa, should we send to the Deimoscr@ps only the best of Jyusenko Water? Say of drowned pig?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (5YweU)

95 quick!...get the straightjacket!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (1YQLC)

96 Posted by: #neverskankles at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ptxK7)

Nice to hear. You were pretty rigid in your pessimism.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z48ZB)

97 I don't think we see more baseless late hits.


No reason to have waited until now. There was no advantage to waiting, if you thought your slander project could actually stop Kav. Any half-way plausible smear would have been launched some time ago.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

98 Im up next :-) zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: RBG at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)

99 89 It should tell you something when even the FBI won't look into an (R).
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (PRfdc)


And this is the same FBI headed by Snoozy and Rod Rosenpenis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (G4W16)

100 Come on Grassley and other Republicans. Can't you see this all screams bullshit? Hold the damn vote Thursday and get this guy confirmed.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (SRarZ)

101 So when is the confirmation vote?

Posted by: Evan at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (6Zmow)

102 Dems serving up a Slow Comfortable Screw
Cocktail:

6 Ingredients
300 ml Orange Juice
100 ml Southern Comfort
A few Cherry
A dollop Angostura Bitter
100 ml Sloe Gin
A few Olives

Mix the liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker with plenty of crushed ice. Pour into a chilled champagne glass and add cherries and olives.

Then put you head between yer legs and kiss yer azz goodbye...

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (ICWiF)

103 We're missing The Big Story - Jim Acosta made a united states senator apologize! How do you like me now, Mr. Trump?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2xR5z)

104 VOTE!

Posted by: FROMNJ at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (sCjDS)

105 can we check her tax records..?
did she take any money from any foreign government?has she ever accused anyone else of sexual assault?
can the FBI investigate?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (UFyv9)

106 I'm a lawyer. If Trump nominates me I'll humiliate Spartacus on live TV. That's a promise.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (MIvRT)

107 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until the FBI completes its investigation into them Greek homos that stole the pyramids from Africa!

Posted by: Rev Al Shartpton's Megaphone at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (rVSrj)

108 Burning skulls and the Empress all in one thread... Christine Ford has magical powers!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (XlbwU)

109 Jeff Flake: If Kavanaugh Accuser Fails To Show Up, I'll Support Move To Push Nomination Forward
https://bit.ly/2DbCblT

Sen. Jeff Flake, R-Arizona, sits on the Judiciary Committee and had previously said the committee should hold off on voting until they hear from the accuser. However, Flake said Tuesday that if Ford fails to appear at the hearing scheduled for Monday, he would support his party's push to move forward on a vote on Kavanaugh.

"I think we'll have to move to the markup," he told CNN.

Flake said he's hopeful Ford will accept the committee's invitation and speak at the hearing. "I hope she does. I think she needs to be heard," he said.

So, there you have it. If Ford is a no-show, and it's looking like she might be, then he'll vote to move this nomination of an eminently qualified judge forward.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (kO+z3)

110 Who's your Huckleberry?

Posted by: Fanny at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (6Zmow)

111
Cruz beats Corporal Agarn O'Rourke. Stale Kale kicks bucket. PDT nominates Ted Cruz to take the seat and Abbott appoints a replacement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (G4W16)

112 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

113

The Attempted Assassination of Donald Trump by the Coward Christine Blasey-Ford

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (IqV8l)

114 So when is the confirmation vote?
Posted by: Evan

Not until after the FBI finds out who shot JR.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (xEuHL)

115 Ha, I was going to comment that chrisse can expect an email from the moral authority mom but I can't even remember her name now.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (jvss3)

116 C'mon Grassley.. find your balls. Can't be that hard. They are down there by your feet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (dUJdY)

117 Resist this!

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2i1Ph)

118 Vote, vote, vote!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (Gs5TH)

119 You were pretty rigid in your pessimism.
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z48ZB)

I did not care about the pessimism, that is kinda understandable now a days....It was the inaccurate representation of statements made by flake and others that were being continually pushed as fact

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (9MKXa)

120 Brett Kavanaugh can't be a Supreme Court justice because I just remembered that 40 years ago he once acted just like Joe Biden has publicly acted for years.

Posted by: crazy Democrat bitch at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (H5knJ)

121 "We were told by the Senator's office he went into a meeting with leadership."

Mitch ain't messing around.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (t2AQi)

122 81 Guess she's not interested in a perjury charge. It's against the law to lie to Congress, amirite?
Posted by: Dary at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (6Zmow)


Sometimes. Maybe. If we feel like it.

Posted by: Congress at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (sdi6R)

123 When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.


Vote for me. I'll make a lot of those lefty fears come true.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (jDF8P)

124 *waves to AlextheChick*

All is well in your demesnes?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (5YweU)

125 So now he MSM is referring to her as Dr. Blasey Ford so she must be very smart. I'm wondering what she has a PhD in. Medicine? Physic maybe?

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (NbRJx)

126 100 Come on Grassley and other Republicans. Can't you see this all screams bullshit? Hold the damn vote Thursday and get this guy confirmed.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:50 PM (SRarZ)


If they do - BIG IF - I think it energizes our base hugely and demoralizes the piss out of the Left.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (G4W16)

127 >BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.


She'd like to shake his hand.

...and then accuse him of rape 40 years from now.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (r/hsS)

128 This bald faced lie will help to get more people to the polls to vote out the scum.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (ABjxW)

129 I want the Dems to pay very deeply for this inexcusable, devious stunt. I hope normal people are really paying attention.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (mQ0Mc)

130 Diane Feinstein will just have to testify under oath in her stead.

DiFi deserves it. Roast her on national TV. Slowly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (XlbwU)

131 Flaming skull should be a flaming wig on a thumb.
A very blase thumb.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

132 117 Resist this!
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2i1Ph)


Ohm... VOTE... Ohm... VOTE.

My resistor mantra.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (G4W16)

133 How would any of these Senators feel if they, their sons, brothers, nephews were accused of this and were willing to testify, but the accuser is not willing to testify unless the FBI will investigate, which they won't unless the WH orders them. This is insane.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (hECVl)

134 So, there's no Ford in our future?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (2i1Ph)

135 "Crucial facts and witnesses"?

According to Ford's own story, there were only three possible witnesses who could have any relevant testimony: Ford herself, Kavanaugh, and Mark Judge. And we've already heard from all of them.

Ford herself says she didn't tell anybody about the attack until 2012, so there can't be any outcry witnesses.

Ford herself says the alleged attack took place in a locked bedroom, so other than the 3 people she says were in the room, there can't be any other witnesses to the alleged attack.

Ford herself says that immediately after the attack, she went into the bathroom next to the bedroom, adjusted her clothes, and checked herself to make sure she didn't look like she'd just been attacked. So there can't be any witnesses who saw her in a disheveled state after the alleged attack.

Kavanaugh and Mark Judge flatly deny the alleged attack ever happened.

Case closed. There is no evidence to support Ford's claims, and there is no possibility of the FBI, or anybody else, ever finding any.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (fqUgw)

136 Someone ask Clint Eastwood if they can borrow his empty chair. Ask questions to the chair, wait for a minute then let Kavanaugh respond. Make it a complete farce and a waste of time then, at the end, thank the antique senator from California lavishly and announce the vote would be taken on Tuesday.

Posted by: JB1000 at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (d/4fn)

137 >> C'mon Grassley.. find your balls. Can't be that hard. They are down there by your feet.


Call me.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (r/hsS)

138 Nominate me to the Supreme Court, I want to be the first neko-grrl Associate Justice. Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (5YweU)

139 You know why she first came out with this in 2012, right?
It's because Kavanaugh was thought to be on Romney's short list for the Supreme Court and the libs were briefly worried he might win.

Posted by: Geoff at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (6Zmow)

140 >>Does Flake hold?





That guy always has a handful of glans.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (r/hsS)


So Flake is a glan-handling politician?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (QLvwG)

141 I hope normal people are really paying attention.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (mQ0Mc)

Don't hold your breath. How do you define "normal"? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (9MKXa)

142 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out IF THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (AEeCX)

143 Mitch needs to skip the committee and simply announce they are voting on his approval tomorrow. This freak show needs to end.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (J70i0)

144 Most unreliable, hardest to sell Ford since the Edsel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (2i1Ph)

145 TuCa is the only TV talk show host I follow these days, but I can't take anymore of these darn medication commercials.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (MIvRT)

146 Ace, you're forgetting Flake is a flake. It doesn't matter what he said.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (DwNvJ)

147 Even Jeff Flake has too much ego to want to be used as someone else's patsy - if it is way too obvious.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (0QYMt)

148 Tucker just flashed that the FBI won't investigate. But will investigate if the WH asks it to.


We now know where this was headed all along.


Mish grabber wants Mish grabber on SC.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (b8J4P)

149 Does this mean Ford has done a Pinto?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5YweU)

150 54 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Amelia Earhart is found.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (QLvwG)


And Judge Crater, AND Jimmy Hoffa.

You want me to sing, that's all you have to do. /Ford

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (pUCsZ)

151 Who measures a cocktail in milliliters?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

152 When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:48 PM (nw6G5)

------

This is the silver lining.

Assume that the FBI doesn't take this up (which looks solid, barring unforeseen developments in the coming week), and the GOP Senate Caucus can stand firm in the face of opposition (this seems the same).

I think that if those things happen, or they just hold the damned vote in a couple days, then Trump was carte blanche on the next pick after this bizarre episode.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

153

Associate Justice J.J. Sefton. Meh, I'm STILL waiting for my White House press credentials.

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (G4W16)

154 So now Manchin, Donnelly, Heitkamp, etc. are in a tight spot.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (xPl2J)

155 I'd bet the knitted pussy hat and screaming at the sky negates a lot of doctor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (PRfdc)

156 Kavanaugh can still sue this bitch back to high school wages, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (nw6G5)

157 Does anyone think they may have more "accusers" in the wings? Former Scoutmaster: "Brett Kavanaugh, as a boy scout, failed to do a good deed daily and was not always prepared as required by the boy scout motto." This thing has collapsed pretty darned quickly.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)

158 What's she afraid of? It was going to be behind closed doors.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (hECVl)

159 57 Dr. Blasey?


The valley is terrible about this. Every no account half wit who couldn't get a job and did not want to go back to their mud hut shithole country and worked as ass wipe to the adjunct professor for 8 years until the 3rd rate USA school gave them a degree, well they all are very proud of making people call them "Dr."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (LWu6U)

160 You can bet your ass ... there'd be some evidence if I was at that party.

Posted by: Peter North at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd)

161
C'mon Grassley.. find your balls.

--

I didn't realize he was 85. He's lucky if he finds his teeth.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

162 This "dr" seems to be the walking, talking example of:

Women are empowered and strong and equal or better than men in every respect

Except when necessary, e.g:

We can't allow this poor woman to be victimized again by facing "sharp" questions from a bunch of men. She's a WOMAN! And a VICTIM!!!



Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (Z48ZB)

163 154 So now Manchin, Donnelly, Heitkamp, etc. are in a tight spot.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (xPl2J)


Perfect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (G4W16)

164 Mitch needs to skip the committee and simply announce they are voting on his approval tomorrow. This freak show needs to end.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (J70i0)

And fast because you know the left will try and pull more bullshit out of their asses

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (9MKXa)

165 *cough* i'm sorry, i came down with a case of laryngitis and will not be able to speak under oath and with penalty of perjury *cough*

Posted by: Dr Ford at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (nyQyG)

166 re 122: go look up what Comey said when Gowdy asked six times if Mrs Clinton told the truth when she testified. (to paraphrase in broken English)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (UFyv9)

167 I can support the nomination of J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (MIvRT)

168 "I am also shocked that the GOP didn't cave." Plenty of time left for that.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (mk9aG)

169 And it looks like DiFi's Hindenburg goes down in flames.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

170 155 I'd bet the knitted pussy hat and screaming at the sky negates a lot of doctor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (PRfdc)


You know who else did stuff that negated doctors?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (G4W16)

171 So, there's no Ford in our future?


Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (2i1Ph)


---

Don't sacrifice the good for the prefect.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (PRfdc)

172 Feinstein also had a similar smear letter for Gorsuch.
That's why she said she wasn't sure that Ford was 100% truthful.

Posted by: Howard at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (6Zmow)

173 Does anyone think they may have more "accusers" in the wings?



After this shit show? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Gjw1J)

174
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine

Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until they get back in there, turn those machines back on you idiot, and SELL, MORTIMER, SELL!


Posted by: Randolph Duke at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (UsCnO)

175 Fuck. Now that greasy wetback is going to stick this up my ass. I KNEW I shouldn't have backed that crazy bitch, but what choice did I have, with Pepe Gonzalez breathing down my electoral back?

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (pUCsZ)

176 If she's not coming, than let him testify, then hold the vote Thursday as planned. No need to wait until Monday!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (AllCR)

177 >>And it looks like DiFi's Hindenburg goes down in flames.



Roh the hruge manatee!

Posted by: Chinese Radio Announcer at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (r/hsS)

178 That's her excuse? Looks like the Dems are going to use the talking point of "not properly investigated". And possibly try and impeach him if they take control of the House (not that they'd be able to get it through the Senate; but the process would make it more difficult for Kavanaugh to do his job, and would generate donations from the base).

While on the way home from work today, I heard on the radio that she was claiming to have received death threats. I figured that was the excuse that she'd use to get out of testifying in front of the Senate.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (nmJMg)

179 Not until after the FBI finds out who shot JR.
________________

It was Bing Crosby's daughter, IIRC.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (fqUgw)

180 So, there's no Ford in our future?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (2i1Ph)


Only the Edsela Ford.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (pUCsZ)

181
If they do - BIG IF - I think it energizes our base hugely and demoralizes the piss out of the Left.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (G4W16)


YES! Twofold. Kav gets nominated and all the bullshit goes down the memory hole. Plus, the base is energized and the left gets a fucking giant cunt punch.
Please Grassley...PLEASE.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (SRarZ)

182 So who's up for pudding cups?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (5YweU)

183 I'm not sure we have the full story (details of contacts between Judiciary and nutcase liar's lawyers). Bottom line - she's a no-show - seems very very likely. But that may not be nailed down by tomorrow, so a committee vote next week still seems likely (one report that staff is saying next Weds.).



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

184
You know who else did stuff that negated doctors?


The Daleks?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

185 167 I can support the nomination of J.J. Sefton.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM (MIvRT)


Full disclosure: I drunkenly grabbed mish*.


*the centerfold of the October '73 Beaver Hunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (G4W16)

186 So far Flake is holding firm, and even Miss Lindsay Graham is showing signs that he may actually possess a pair of functioning testicles.

Hatch has issued a statement that boils down to "Dat Bitch Be Ka-razy." (in slightly more diplomatic terms, but only slightly)

I think Sissy is the only potentially wobbly vote. McConnell needs to call him in for a private chat.

I think at this stage, Kav is in.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (TM5Iv)

187 Can someone, say a newly appointed Supreme Court Judge, file a slander case against a Senator (DiFi) in the very near future?

Posted by: The World is Nuts! at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (hPHO5)

188 I've actually been really upset over this whole fraudulent attack on Judge Kavanaugh not just on a political or professional level, but also on a personal level.
How in the world does a man explain what is going on to his 2 daughters?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (MIvRT)

189 Don't hold your breath. How do you define "normal"? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:53 PM (9MKXa)

--That's my fear, NGU. After '12, I never hold my breath. I meant normal as in not spittle-flecked raving loonies. That knocks out half the country. I hope the other half is paying attention.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (mQ0Mc)

190 Dianne Feinstein is desperate to salvage her reelection campaign.

Posted by: Izzy at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (6Zmow)

191 And how does he even begin to defend against that if that happens?

I am impressed that he hasn't withdrawn . I hope that he continues to fight.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:49 PM (AllCR)


He can't. The entire point of these allegations are to make statements that are nonfalsifiable and thus non defensible.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

192 Feinstein On Kavanaugh Accuser: 'I Can't Say That Everything Is Truthful'
https://bit.ly/2QHo4HC

Feinstein wants scores of witnesses. Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA), the chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee, says he will hold a hearing on Monday. The problem: Ford has gone AWOL.

Now, after all of this, Feinstein isn't sure if Ford is being totally truthful. From Fox News' Chad Pergram, Feinstein said, that Ford "is a woman that has been, I think, profoundly impacted, on this...I can't say that everything is truthful. I don't know."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (kO+z3)

193 Does anyone think they may have more "accusers" in the wings?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (2sCft)


Until they start to experience negative feedback for this ... they should line up accusations against any and all Trump allies and appointees like airspace responding to a Broken Arrow.

One thing I've read today that bugs me ... the constant bitching that "this just isn't logical. This just isn't sane."

Bullshit.

If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

194 Also...

"the crucial facts and witnesses in this matter"

WHAT crucial facts and witnesses? She can't provide any details beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party". She's only identified one other person who was supposedly present at said party. Even assuming that the FBI had announced an investigation, what exactly would they be investigating?

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (nmJMg)

195 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (G4W16)

TMI

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (MIvRT)

196 151 Who measures a cocktail in milliliters?
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

I don't know because the only place I drank a SCS was at a night club in NJ in the 70's. Maybe the thing went full Euro...

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (ICWiF)

197 I know it won't happen but I truly want the bitch Feinstein to suffer for this stunt. But given that Booker hasn't faced anything, I doubt the China Spy will.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (nw6G5)

198 > but the process would make it more difficult for Kavanaugh to do his job

Nah, it wouldn't make doing his job any more difficult in the slightest.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (TM5Iv)

199 Someone ask Clint Eastwood if they can borrow his empty chair.

The greatest convention speech ever made by a non-politician.

The fact Romney was embarrassed by it told me "Houston, we have a problem".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (XlbwU)

200 Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (nmJMg)

Whenever some leftist is legitimately challenged about anything they say they have received death threats, and they may have ,but Conservatives haven't? Heck, they've actually been shot at.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (AllCR)

201 The chick in the picture looks familiar. She reminds me of a girl I made out with at a pool party in Montgomery County in the 80's. That's where I met Matt Drudge.

Posted by: Brent Kavalich at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (IeDO8)

202 Ms Dr Prof Ford will produce a picture of the one piece bathing suit she was wearing that night 36 years ago.

the Senate cannot vote until the FBI tests the picture for microscopic images of Kavanaugh's semen or dandruff, or women will die.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UFyv9)

203 I have an eyewitness, but he lives in Canada so you don't know him.

Posted by: Dr. Prof. Mrs. Blasey-Ford, PhD, esq. at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (xEuHL)

204 "Dr. Blasey Ford wants..."


Well thankfully we live in the United States of America, and not the Land of This Crazy Bint's Dreams and Wishes.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (cY3LT)

205 I demand the FBI find out where I was when nothing happened to me.

I demand the FBI find out who was there when nothing happened to me.

I demand the FBI find out how I got to and from the place where nothing happened to me.

I demand the FBI find out what year it was that nothing happened to me.

Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (LMZ7B)

206 I hope the other guy Ford fingered, Judge, now sues her right into the poor house.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (5YweU)

207 Basically her terms are

1) Impeach Trump!
2) Impeach Pence!
3) HILLARY!!!

Yep, she's a moonbat.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

208 alexandra ocasio-cortez tells democrat base don't worry we will impeach him off the court when we take power!

Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TGBIg)

209 The next stage of this will be calls for a more inclusive Congress that is not white men. Hopefully, I'm wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (yUPCi)

210 "Now, after all of this, Feinstein isn't sure if Ford is being totally truthful. "

Translation: WhineSwine is throwing her under the bus.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TM5Iv)

211 You learn something new every day.

Today I learned a citizen can make an unsubstantiated criminal act accusation, and thereby clog up the US Senate until the FBI conducts an investigation to that citizen's satisfaction.

I wonder what astounding thing I will learn tomorrow.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

212 I tell all my cock tales in millimeters.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (r/hsS)

213 Tucker just flashed that the FBI won't investigate. But will investigate if the WH asks it to. We now know where this was headed all along.

Oh FFS, its not like Snoozy McSnoozerson is gonna wake up and turn on the inquisition. Rosenpenis, maybe. Snoozy...not a chance.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (NDcnw)

214 Kavanaugh can still sue this bitch back to high school wages, right?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (nw6G5)

------------

He can't, as a public figure. But the friend of his she mentioned sure as shit can and should.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (I16G8)

215 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

So that means the evil left could come up with something between now and next Monday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (AllCR)

216 208 alexandra ocasio-cortez tells democrat base don't worry we will impeach him off the court when we take power!
Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TGBIg)



But it'll cost $40 trillion dollars...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (G4W16)

217 Overruled! If the FBI won't investigate, I'll hear the case in my chambers.
**hammers squeaky novelty gavel**

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (786Ro)

218 When even Flake is hedging his bets...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (jlHSA)

219 186 So far Flake is holding firm, and even Miss Lindsay Graham is showing signs that he may actually possess a pair of functioning testicles.

Hatch has issued a statement that boils down to "Dat Bitch Be Ka-razy." (in slightly more diplomatic terms, but only slightly)

I think Sissy is the only potentially wobbly vote. McConnell needs to call him in for a private chat.

I think at this stage, Kav is in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (TM5Iv)
-----------

Graham and Hatch and surprisingly Collins have been pretty solid.

This should be enough for Flake.

Hold the vote.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (OAlmw)

220
WHAT crucial facts and witnesses? She can't provide any details
beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party". She's only
identified one other person who was supposedly present at said party.
Even assuming that the FBI had announced an investigation, what exactly
would they be investigating?


She's the only one who says there was a party at all.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (oVJmc)

221 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

222 Democrats, the party of Ted Kennedy, has zero shame.


Posted by: Jed at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (6Zmow)

223 I think my favorite part of this has been the never-trumpers who are flabbergasted that PDT has been so decorous. They still don't get that everything he does is a performance and he tailors the role for the occasion. He knows that the supreme court is serious business. They think he's dumb but every time he's three steps ahead.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (t2AQi)

224 Will this be the final nail in the coffin for DiFi's Senate tenure?
I mean, she should be in prison, but she doubled down on stupid and hopefully she's at least shown the door by her fellow Dems.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (MIvRT)

225 215 Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (dEQP3)

So that means the evil left could come up with something between now and next Monday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (AllCR)


Rush played a clip of Chuck Todd hinting at this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (G4W16)

226 Since when does the FBI have jurisdiction over a game of drunken Twister?

Posted by: Han Yolo at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (k5hWy)

227 190 Dianne Feinstein is desperate to salvage her reelection campaign.

Posted by: Izzy at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (6Zmow)


I predict the Wetback will stick this up her ass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (pUCsZ)

228 Some good has come out of this attempted character assassination. All the newly minted Trump voters can see for themselves just what us political junkies have been fighting for years!!! BULLSHITTERS !!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (ICWiF)

229 Full disclosure: I drunkenly grabbed mish*.


*the centerfold of the October '73 Beaver Hunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (G4W16)

Is this on?

*pings mike*

You're goddamned right I grabbed mish and I'd goddamned do it again!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (4ErVI)

230 I have an eyewitness, but he lives in Canada so you don't know him.
Posted by: Dr. Prof. Mrs. Blasey-Ford, PhD, esq. at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (xEuHL)

George Glass?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Z48ZB)

231 (*) (*)

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (5YweU)

232 193 Until they start to experience negative feedback for this ... they should line up accusations against any and all Trump allies and appointees like airspace responding to a Broken Arrow.

One thing I've read today that bugs me ... the constant bitching that "this just isn't logical. This just isn't sane."

Bullshit.

If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

To be fair, you accept the value in lying more than at least 95% of the Horde.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (jlHSA)

233 I've actually been really upset over this whole fraudulent attack on
Judge Kavanaugh not just on a political or professional level, but also
on a personal level.
How in the world does a man explain what is going on to his 2 daughters?


Exactly. I was telling the story of a colleague at work, a woman who normally hates Trump, being very upset about how Kavanaughs wife and kids must be over these completely fake accusations. She was very angry Democrats have sunk this low.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (XlbwU)

234 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that what Professor Ford is for?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9MKXa)

235 BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese. The hearing must wait until she becomes fluent in Mandarin before it can continue. Considering it took her 35 years to come to an understanding that she had been sexually assaulted, this investigation should conclude in 2053.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9BLnV)

236 So who's up for pudding cups?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:57 PM (5YweU)
++++
Resting comfortably in two pudding cups as we speak.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (2sCft)

237 On Monday have an FBI rep to say "Hey we are done investigating." Since they have been give no info no sane person can argue with them. Then vote.

Posted by: Picric at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (nonGu)

238 CNN now reporting that Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until Jon Stark/Aegon Targaryan is crowed king of Westeros.

Posted by: HBO Department of Brand Promotion at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (PA9oZ)

239 Trump
Trump
Trump

Vote
Vote
Vote

Posted by: Kate at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (6Zmow)

240 Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:00 PM (TGBIg)

These leftists re charming little cupcakes aren't they? No proof and you will impeach and remove and Mad Maxine wants to "take out" Trump and Pence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (AllCR)

241 Look, moistened bints lobbing smear jobs at federal judges up for Associate Supreme Court Justice is no way to run a government.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (QLvwG)

242 232. And that's a good thing. This ain't about anything but who stands on which side of the barbed wire.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

243 Sometimes, when try you shoot the moon, a savvier player retains that one ace you just can't beat. Grassley was never supposed to schedule hearings.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (87EdW)

244 Senate Judiciary has to give a weeks notice for the Kavanaugh vote, and then I think it is another week to get to the floor. So the soonest he'd get voted out of committee is next Wednesday, and then another week after for the floor vote, so first week in October best case. So roughly two more weeks of Dems finding other pussyhat crazies to say Kavanagh is rapey. Grassley should never have cancelled Thursdays committee vote.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (gaFth)

245
Anyone notice that despite this and the so-called trade war with China, the Dow is back near record territory again?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (G4W16)

246 The whole FBI thing - other than delay - is "have Kavanaugh take a lie detector test."

There are no witnessed except those 3. Ford "passed" hers and it would be unseemly to have her take another. What, you don't believe this woman? You sexist pig.

Kavanaugh either passes or doesn't or doesn't elect to take it. 2 out of 3 outcomes, she wins.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (b8J4P)

247 BREAKING NEWS: Rod Rosenstein just announced that he appointed Peter Strzok and Andy McCabe as Special Investigators to investigate serial rapist Brett Cavanaugh. According to anonymous sources with knowledge of Strzok and McCabe deliberations, both look forward to an honest, fair and legally compliant investigation into these Credible Charges.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (db5dt)

248 She was very angry Democrats have sunk this low.

--

She hasn't been paying attention for the last many years then.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (mQ0Mc)

249 Tucker just flashed that the FBI won't investigate. But will investigate if the WH asks it to. We now know where this was headed all along.

Trump can say he'd like to order it, but unfortunately the FBI is all tied up looking for RUSSIAN COLLUSION!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Z48ZB)

250 >>>BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese. The hearing must wait until she becomes fluent in Mandarin before it can continue.

strange... synchronicity. I was playing the Spiderman game on PS4, and there are all these demon-possessed bad guys who speak Chinese. I wondered, "What if they're not actually chinese, but the demon, being Chinese, makes them speak Chinese when he possesses them?"

Weird that I've been wondering about that.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (PA9oZ)

251 > Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Amelia Earhart is found.
> And Judge Crater, AND Jimmy Hoffa.

Any testimony will have to wait until after she helps O.J. Simpson find the real killers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (TM5Iv)

252 @200 Whenever some leftist is legitimately challenged about anything they say they have received death threats, and they may have ,but Conservatives haven't? Heck, they've actually been shot at.
----------------------

The difference is that when a leftist receives death threats, they instantly claim that they're in danger and can't attend. When a conservative receives death threats, the venue claims that they're in danger and can't attend, over the protests of the conservative.

"It's too dangerous for you to come to the speaking event that you planned three months ago!"

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (nmJMg)

253 The sad fact about this is that Republicans in California didn't even bother to put up an opponent against Feinstein.

So either #Communist-lite Feinstein or #RabidCommunist DeLeon is going to be in Senate next year.

And that sucks...

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (kO+z3)

254 So that means the evil left could come up with something between now and next Monday.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (AllCR)

Rush played a clip of Chuck Todd hinting at this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (G4W16)


Nobody leads the Left Bower unless they have more Trumps in their hand ... or they're really stupid.

Folks ... the Dems ain't stupid.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (fiGNd)

255 169 And it looks like DiFi's Hindenburg goes down in flames.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 08:55 PM
----
I helped! what, no credit for me *sniff*

Posted by: Dr Ford at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (nyQyG)

256 WHAT crucial facts and witnesses? She can't provide any details beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party". She's only identified one other person who was supposedly present at said party. Even assuming that the FBI had announced an investigation, what exactly would they be investigating?
Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (nmJMg)


I could never figure that out...until now. The vagueness was a calculation that the FBI could be forced to do an investigation, and the lack of facts meant it would take forever to pin it down. Thus, SCOTUS delayed until after midterms. Or, Kav withdraws/is withdrawn, and we start over with a new person.

I'm just guessing, of course.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (yUPCi)

257 221 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

Too late !!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer and Maxine Waters at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (ICWiF)

258 242 232. And that's a good thing. This ain't about anything but who stands on which side of the barbed wire.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:03 PM (fA1SL)

Or Blood Moat.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (jlHSA)

259 OK, Ace has done the Flaming Skull.

I take this as the signal to buy more lamp oil tomorrow, and light up the whole friggin' tazmpotli upon Kavanaugh's confirmation.

Or should I wait until the senatorial deffskwadz report?

Posted by: Miklos, event planner at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (zCyNd)

260 Whenever some leftist is legitimately challenged about anything they say they have received death threats, and they may have ,but Conservatives haven't? Heck, they've actually been shot at.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (AllCR)


Not just shot AT, but actually SHOT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (pUCsZ)

261
She got her boob grabbed at a drunken high school party and it ruined her life.

Posted by: Early Snowflake at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Yc8Cz)

262 But did Han in Chinese shoot first?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (5YweU)

263 I hope the other guy Ford fingered, Judge, now sues her right into the poor house.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 08:59 PM (5YweU)


Are we still doing 'phrasing?'

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (cY3LT)

264 This was what Grassley knew would happen. The only way to end this - and make this tactic unprofitable in the future - was to call their bluff. Meanwhile Kavanaugh hired a defamation lawyer.

DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation. She may even vote to confirm herself.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Dl9Eq)

265 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet, gentlemen.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 09:01 PM (NWiLs)

Isn't that what Professor Ford is for?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (9MKXa)

Maybe that is what her 15 year old self was good for, but I still think that the adage, "Don't stick your dick in crazy" is still wisdom of the ages.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (9BLnV)

266 CNN now reporting that Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until Hillary Clinton is president.

Posted by: Lynus at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (6Zmow)

267 Just a face saving move for Archduchess Lord Prefect Herr Professor Ford.


Nothingburgers on the house.


Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (NLLmE)

268 261
She got her boob grabbed at a drunken high school party and it ruined her life.
Posted by: Early Snowflake at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Yc8Cz)


"Luxury!"

- - Sloppy Daniels

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (G4W16)

269 238 CNN now reporting that Christine Blasey Ford will not testify until Jon Stark/Aegon Targaryan is crowed king of Westeros.
Posted by: HBO Department of Brand Promotion at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (PA9oZ)

She'll testify when GRRM finishes The Winds of Winter

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (t2AQi)

270 The sooner the committee votes, the fewer fake Demofascist attacks we will have to witness.

Please, Senator Grassley, for the sake of all that's holy, put us out of our misery and fucking vote. Mattis might have me put it differently, but I'm being polite. And that is hard to do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (XlbwU)

271 254 Nobody leads the Left Bower unless they have more Trumps in their hand ... or they're really stupid.

Folks ... the Dems ain't stupid.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (fiGNd)

They've been wargaming this specific scenario since at least 2012.

And Herman Cain was taken down for a shitload less.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)

272 1. Find her

2. Strip her naked

3. Whip her down Pennsylvania Avenue until she hits Maryland

4. Hold the vote on Thursday as originally scheduled.

This shit won't stop until there are consequences, the harsher the better.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (1FhAQ)

273 I could never figure that out...until now. The vagueness was a calculation that the FBI could be forced to do an investigation, and the lack of facts meant it would take forever to pin it down. Thus, SCOTUS delayed until after midterms. Or, Kav withdraws/is withdrawn, and we start over with a new person.

I'm just guessing, of course.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:04 PM (yUPCi)


Your guess is, I suspect, right on the mark. The vagueness was intended to impede validation or falsification of her claims.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (pUCsZ)

274 Please tell everybody that who doesn't think the midterms matter that Biden called Trump supporters "dregs of society" and that they sure as hell will go after everybody they possibly can if they take control of Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AllCR)

275 You can make your own flaming skull by following the instructions on my website.

Posted by: Martha Stewart at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (6Zmow)

276 She can't provide any details beyond the claim that it supposedly happened "at a party".

-
Yeah, the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)

277
After this shit show? No.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:56 PM (Gjw1J)


Agreed. The tactic gets stale fast.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (0QYMt)

278 -
--
It's nice to elect the right people, but that isn't the way you solve things. The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right things.

Milton Friedman

--------------------------------

It's possible even Friedman never envisioned a world where what was politically profitable changed from minute to minute. Also, once you are in such a world, I'm not sure it's possible to get out using peaceful political means.


Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (RVcmP)

279 262 But did Han in Chinese shoot first?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (5YweU)

The Yellow Turbans shot first.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (jlHSA)

280 The one-week notice for nominees out of committee is not, I don't think, a hard rule, requiring unanimous consent to waive. So, majority leader's discretion. But I never did much nomination stuff.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (QDnY+)

281 53
I also will not testify until the FBI completes its investigation.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 18, 2018 08:46 PM (PA9oZ)

THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE FBI WOULDN'T INVESTIGATE ME EITHER!!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (rnXGe)

282 57 Dr. Blasey?

F*ck off. If she's not out writing prescriptions, her "doctor" title is laughably haughty at best and similarly meaningless at worst in society in general.

Doctor Blasey my Palo Alto University ass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie


She is a signatory on some letter as a health professional. Here's Heavy.com's explanation of the letter:

The letter signed by Christine Blasey was also released as a press release on June 14, 2018. "America's Health Professionals Appeal to Trump Administration: End Family Separation at Border Immediately" it's headlined. (At the time, the family separation policy was hotly criticized by people on both sides of the political aisle, and Trump eventually said he was changing the policy.)

The press release on the letter says in part: "Thousands of medical voices from across the United States have joined forces with Physicians for Human Rights (PHR) to urge the Trump administration to immediately halt the separation of migrant and asylum seeking children from their parents at the U.S.-Mexico border. A letter, addressed to U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen and U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, signed by more than 5,000 experts across the health and child development fields, and calling for swift action, was delivered today to the administration."


So yeah, she fancies herself 'a health professional'.

Posted by: The carpenter ants despairing in ace's brain at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (0ogQG)

283 Well this didn't work out. Tell Harry we'll need him to bury those extra cadavers he's got in Kavanaugh's backyard after all.

Posted by: C. Schumer at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (IeDO8)

284 264 This was what Grassley knew would happen. The only way to end this - and make this tactic unprofitable in the future - was to call their bluff. Meanwhile Kavanaugh hired a defamation lawyer.

DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation. She may even vote to confirm herself.
Posted by: GalosGann at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (Dl9Eq)


If that happens she will be dead to the Democrat-Socialist base. Hell, even Cuck Schemer could be in trouble over this. I bet Dickless Nixon runs against him in the next cycle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (G4W16)

285 I think that if those things happen, or they just hold the damned vote in a couple days, then Trump was carte blanche on the next pick after this bizarre episode.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

When modern technology is no longer to keep the corpse of RBG animated, it will be Armageddon. The Dems will have accusations for every nominee on the list ready to go. They will do anything to stop Trump from naming a replacement. I mean anything.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (J70i0)

286 You can make your own flaming skull by following the instructions on my website.
Posted by: Martha Stewart

It's a good thing!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)

287 123 When RBG passes, the next one is as right as right can get.


Vote for me. I'll make a lot of those lefty fears come true.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 08:52 PM (jDF8P)


Should Thomas wait until RBG drops dead before he retires, or should he retire first betting that she'll just stroke out?

I say put it out there that he will retire as soon as RBG drops.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (1g7ch)

288 BREAKING CNN: CHRISTINE BLASEY FORD JUST SAID YOU CAN GET A SUPREME COURT JUSTICES ROBE IN ANY COLOR, AS LONG AS ITS BLACK

Posted by: Han Yolo at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (k5hWy)

289

So before we start the investigation we'll need some information. When did they event happen. 1982 or 83 maybe even 81. Well we'll get back to that. Where did it take place? In a house. Okay, can you be a bit more specific? A house in Maryland. Well that narrows it down. Can you tell us who else was there so we can talk to them. It's sexist to ask that question...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (SiINZ)

290 282 So yeah, she fancies herself 'a health professional'.
Posted by: The carpenter ants despairing in ace's brain at September 18, 2018 09:06 PM (0ogQG)


So did Josef Mengele, a fellow traveler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (G4W16)

291 

Cut the crap.

Take the vote.

Put him on the bench.

(I know, I know, very original thought. © me.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - triggered by the triggered at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (TJHBY)

292 CNN reports that Blasey Ford will not testify until Captain Quint personally finishes his investigation into that shark that's lurking off Amity Island.

Quint says he's willing --

Ahhhh, shit. Okay, Quint's out.

Posted by: Chief Brody at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (PA9oZ)

293 She'll testify when GRRM finishes The Winds of Winter
Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:05 PM (t2AQi)


She'll testify when LASue finishes reading "Undaunted Courage."

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (Z48ZB)

294 If we win this battle, then Roy Moore should replace RBG, just to shove it down the Left's dick-sucking throats.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)

295 I think they should vote on Thursday as originally scheduled. Delaying until next week gives the cocksuckers much too much time to produce more false accusers.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (HiLJ1)

296 "They all look the same to us."--New York Slimes reason for confusing Angela Bassett with Omarosa.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (9BLnV)

297 You know who could shut this down in one sentence? Why, the Democrat/Media/NeverTrump (BIRM) cadre's newest, bestest bud among Trump appointees.

None other than Attorney General Sleepy McNapSessionzzzzzz.

Over to you, Sleepy.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (9TYxj)

298
Vote. Tomorrow. Committee and full Senate.

Enough of this chickenshit shit.

BTW, the FBI has NO JURISDICTION for a case such as this, but you "turn everything into a Federal case" asshats wouldn't know that, would you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (pNxlR)

299 If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

-------

I see the logic in what they've done. But, if it fails, Kavanaugh is seated, and this is over with before October (which is a big if), then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (5aX2M)

300 JJ's probably already mapping out tomorrow's Morning Report graphic.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (mQ0Mc)

301 @235 BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese. The hearing must wait until she becomes fluent in Mandarin before it can continue. Considering it took her 35 years to come to an understanding that she had been sexually assaulted, this investigation should conclude in 2053.
--------------------------

In other news, the government of the Peoples Republic of China denies rumors that President Xi Jinping has ordered the assassination of "that crazy bint who is most definitely not part of our master race".

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (nmJMg)

302 294 If we win this battle, then Roy Moore should replace RBG, just to shove it down the Left's dick-sucking throats.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (jlHSA)


I would laugh my ass off! Actually I want Ted Cruz to get the nomination.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (G4W16)

303 Christine Ford erased her online comments, etc., prior to coming forward with this accusation.

Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)

304 This was what Grassley knew would happen. The only way to end this - and make this tactic unprofitable in the future - was to call their bluff. Meanwhile Kavanaugh hired a defamation lawyer.

Ram it home.

Make everyone connected with this bullshit wish their brother was an only child.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (pUCsZ)

305 WHAT crucial facts and witnesses?

Well, there is always Haven Monahan. His testimony will be powerful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (XlbwU)

306 Double emoji fail. Shoulda been a skull and flame. O, Pixy, why do you hate emojis?

Posted by: mindful webworker - smiley if you're happy at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (TJHBY)

307
DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 18, 2018 09:05 P



Point of order: Di Fi's face is beyond saving.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (786Ro)

308 300 JJ's probably already mapping out tomorrow's Morning Report graphic.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (mQ0Mc)


Way too early. It has to hit me as I compose the editorial/rant.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (G4W16)

309 I'll probably finish at least two stories before Dr. Ford finds the one armed man who can vouch for her story about what happened on the Orient Express.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (5YweU)

310 I mean if I went around saying I'm wielding Supreme Court Associate Justice powers because a watery tart smearjobbed a highly qualified judge and got him DQ'd, they'd lock me away!

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (QLvwG)

311 She's only saying she wants an FBI investigation because she knows they won't do one.

Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (t2AQi)

312 250. For you, ace - jiangshi - Chinese hopping vampires.

https://youtu.be/56Zvquhww80

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

313 This smells so much like the Dan Rather hit job on Bush that it isn't funny...

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (kO+z3)

314 But, if it fails, Kavanaugh is seated, and this is over with before October (which is a big if), then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (5aX2M)

Wouldn't that be nice?

Posted by: Olive at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (6Zmow)

315 What should have been a straightforward confirmation involved a white knuckled roller coaster ride into flaming skull territory because the Dems are such tenacious little buggers.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (/qEW2)

316 VOTE
NOW

Posted by: PJ at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (qlTN9)

317 She's been wasting the Senate's time with all this nonsense!

Does she know how much graft hasn't changed hands while this silly business went on?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (oVJmc)

318 Release the Snyder Cut or I won't testify!!!!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford, who's sure the Snyder Cut fixes everything at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (PA9oZ)

319 Don't call my bluff

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (FUnZV)

320 Oh wait...

So say the FBI does investigate and find out she lied.. The Flynn trap gets spring again

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (5YweU)

321 FORD: Flustered On Recalling Details.

Posted by: Rex B at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (sAZAz)

322 303 Christine Ford erased her online comments, etc., prior to coming forward with this accusation.
Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)


Not at all suspicious. Where's the Wayback Machine when you really need it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (pUCsZ)

323 washington post

letters signed by people who knew Ford and believe her
https://tinyurl.com/ya6sejff

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (UFyv9)

324 313 This smells so much like the Dan Rather hit job on Bush that it isn't funny...
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (kO+z3)

Soro's fingerprints are all over this.

Posted by: Pat at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (6Zmow)

325 I really doubt the dems and DiFi know what hornets nest they kicked with this stunt. I expect they have increased republican mid term turnout by 10% or more.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (Z48ZB)

326 look, a girl has the right to change her mind. It's in the constitution

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (FUnZV)

327
Jim Acoitus Interruptus -- spoogin' news that you can use!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (pNxlR)

328 313 This smells so much like the Dan Rather hit job on Bush that it isn't funny...
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (kO+z3)


It's a sham of a mockery of a fraud of two mockery's of a joke.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (G4W16)

329 303 Christine Ford erased her online comments, etc., prior to coming forward with this accusation.
Posted by: Nancy at September 18, 2018 09:08 PM (6Zmow)


That's kind of like seeing the staff of an embassy burning papers in the courtyard.

Some shit's coming down, and that right soon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (pUCsZ)

330 Seeing this "selective moral outrage" from the MSM and Dems on Hannity has my blood boiling. I want to call every Dem Senator, CNN, Msnbc and ask them if they would be saying the same thing if this had been one of their family members.

SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (hECVl)

331 312 250. For you, ace - jiangshi - Chinese hopping vampires.

https://youtu.be/56Zvquhww80

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)

Argh. I'm reminded of the battle in Shining Force 3 where the only way to permanently kill the Jiang-Shi was to have a specific character purify them when they were in critical health.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (jlHSA)

332 323 washington post

letters signed by people who knew Ford and believe her
https://tinyurl.com/ya6sejff
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:11 PM (UFyv9)


Written in cyrillics by Nellie Ohr...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (G4W16)

333 Give it to the Progressives. It took nary two weeks to transform a respected scholar, professor and Appellate Court judge into a woman-hating serial rapist.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (db5dt)

334 I'm nervous about what is next. I think something else is in the pipeline to mess with the SCOTUS pick. The dems are ruthless now. Ruthless.

Also, glad to hear the Emmy ratings sucked.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (yUPCi)

335 311 She's only saying she wants an FBI investigation because she knows they won't do one.
Posted by: not the mama at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (t2AQi)


I believe the FBI has already stated that there will be no investigation.

Posted by: Quimby at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (6Zmow)

336 Point of order: Di Fi's face is beyond saving.
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2018 09:09 PM (786Ro)

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gimme a long weekend

Posted by: Jesus at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (FUnZV)

337 If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)

To be fair, you accept the value in lying more than at least 95% of the Horde.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:02 PM (jlHSA)


I grew up poorer than 95% of the Horde.

All these fucking "Principals" that certain Hordians love to throw around ...

... ain't nothing free. Everything has a price. Sometimes - that price means going hungry. Or worse.

All these "principals" are going to get some people killed.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (fiGNd)

338 319 Don't call my bluff
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (FUnZV)


That should read: "Don't call my bluff, PLEASE!"

"What Christine said X10!" - Dianne Feinstein

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (pUCsZ)

339
Okay kids. Off to be. Fingers crossed.

See you in the funny papers...

Zei gezunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (G4W16)

340 The case must be solved with geometric precision by the FBI before I testify.

Posted by: Ford the Insane at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (J70i0)

341 So Dr. Wackadoodle refuses to testify under oath. What a surprise.

Posted by: Perjury Von Trappe at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (XcgmW)

342 Does she know how much graft hasn't changed hands while this silly business went on?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (oVJmc)



Turn those graft machines back on!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (NLLmE)

343 They will do anything to stop Trump from naming a replacement. I mean anything.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:07 PM (J70i0)

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I would hope they'd try to avoid going back to the well so soon after poisoning it.

But, this desperate stunt was meant to be a buffer against that eventuality, and the Court is the most important thing to the Left, even more than the Presidency.

So yeah, they'll probably go to the mattresses anyway.

It must suck donkey balls to be Donald Trump. Stuff that would be a normal bump in the road for most Presidents is a shitstorm for this guy. Every other day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (5aX2M)

344 Cyrillic in crayon?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (5YweU)

345 Uncle Palpatine,

thanks. that video gave me an idea. I've always thought the idea of Hopping Vampires sounded dumb, but what if they had the power of minor levitation so that they're "hops" were like slow-motion, weak-gravity jumps?

That would be cooler, I think.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (PA9oZ)

346 @264 DiFi also knows it's fake, of course, and will attempt to save face by clearing way for the confirmation. She may even vote to confirm herself.
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DiFi will NOT under ANY circumstances vote to confirm Kavanaugh. She's up for reelection this year in California, and her own party has endorsed her opponent. She can't afford the hit that voting for Kavanaugh will inflict on her.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (nmJMg)

347 319 Don't call my bluff
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:10 PM (FUnZV)

I Double Dog Dare you.

Posted by: Roger at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (6Zmow)

348 Laters, J.J. Sefton.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (y87Qq)

349 Having the goddamned vote NOW. Don't give the Reds time to regroup and come up with some other shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (pUCsZ)

350 Flake's after congress gig on an advisory board that meets annually in Tahiti has raised their offer to $400K/yr ... and Flake decided to vote for Kavanaugh?
well probably not ... but they should do the vote Thursday in committee ... then ? same day for the full Senate?
Jim Jordan says we should start seeing some of the declassified doc's this week ... but "they" will slow walk if the can. And the media buzzwords are all set ... dangerous ... self serving ... lawless ... even Hillary is speaking out about this abuse of power ... how dare he treat secret documents with such disregard.

amazing to behold.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (Cus5s)

351 Sefton sleeps?



Not buying it.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (NLLmE)

352 I firmly stand by my unalterable decision to stick with my long standing tradition of being completely unreliable.

Thank you!

Posted by: Jeff Flake 2020 at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (PTA8E)

353 levitation is scary. scarier than full flying by vampires, which is more superhero to me than occult/black magic.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (PA9oZ)

354 The vague accusation that was intended as undeniable, coupled with the demand for an investigation that was not possible was just a little to cute by a factor of ten! Transparent propaganda theater by the demo-scum for all to see!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (yhf6w)

355 And let's take a wild guess as which political party the people who wrote a letter to support Ford belong to and which President they think is the devil incarnate?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (AllCR)

356 Pres. Trump should say that he will direct the FBI to investigate Judge Kavanaugh once they indict Hillary.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (MIvRT)

357 Credible

Does not mean what they appear to want it to mean.

Just incredible.

Posted by: mindful webworker - credulously dregful at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (TJHBY)

358 it's times like this you need to watch MSNBC to get the real trooth

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (FUnZV)

359 See ya later Sefton

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (5YweU)

360 345. Heh. The origin of that bit of folklore - grim.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (fA1SL)

361 Grilling up some cheeseburgers over that skull. Who wants some?

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (786Ro)

362 I freaking loathe Jeff Flake, but in all truth the Left and its communications apparatus did make him look like (more of) an abject idiot. They played off his craven cuckery and then screwed him in the end.


Beautiful, really.


Vote already.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (qROhQ)

363 I'm nervous about what is next. I think something else is in the
pipeline to mess with the SCOTUS pick. The dems are ruthless now.
Ruthless.

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Unfortunately, this is where we are as a country now with one political party that does not and will not play by any rules. Laura Ingraham kept repeating on her radio show today that they are "by any means necessary." And they damned well mean that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (mQ0Mc)

364 Written in cyrillics by Nellie Ohr...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 09:12 PM (G4W16)

++++
Wasn't Mrs. Ohr supposed to be testifying soon?? I know there has been a lot overshadowing this week, but I think that is the case.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2sCft)

365 DiFi will NOT under ANY circumstances vote to confirm Kavanaugh. She's up for reelection this year in California, and her own party has endorsed her opponent. She can't afford the hit that voting for Kavanaugh will inflict on her.
Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (nmJMg)


This.

Her political future is hanging by a malodorous brunette *ahem* hair, and she knows it. One false step, and La Cucuracha Kevin de Wetback is the junior Senator from California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (pUCsZ)

366 BREAKING: CNN is now reporting that Christine Demonpossessed Ford is now identifying as a Han Chinese.

Chi-Fi has a job opening for office manager, grasshopper.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 09:15 PM (Ndje9)

367 >> levitation is scary.


Just eat Matzoh.

Problem solved.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (r/hsS)

368 >>>360 345. Heh. The origin of that bit of folklore - grim.....


what is it? I don't know. What I've read is that their legs are stiff from rigor mortis which is what forces them to "hop."

Is there more to it?

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (PA9oZ)

369 The Democrat party has raped my sense of decency.

Posted by: Chris M at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (6XZdO)

370 "It's nice to elect the right people, but that isn't the way you solve things. The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right things."

Milton Friedman

Nice? Maybe. I prefer the fun of crushing the left, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Or men, if we're talking Demonicrats and "journalists".

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (9BLnV)

371 356 Pres. Trump should say that he will direct the FBI to investigate Judge Kavanaugh once they indict Hillary.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (MIvRT)


Threadwinner.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (pUCsZ)

372 I'm nervous about what is next. I think something else is in the pipeline to mess with the SCOTUS pick. The dems are ruthless now. Ruthless.

They keep using the same plays over and over again.
Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Sharon at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)

373 PDT's next pick might as well be Genghis Kahn right wing.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (9MKXa)

374 351 Sefton sleeps?



Not buying it.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (NLLmE)


Yeah. Who controls the weather during the night?

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

375 levitation is scary. scarier than full flying by vampires, which is more superhero to me than occult/black magic.

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (PA9oZ)

Crouching Hobo, Hidden Ace

Posted by: Miklos, extrapolating at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)

376 No way DiFi votes yes. Main and possibly *only* reason this happened at all was for her to burnish her nutcase authoritarian credentials. Even though I don't think she's going to have any trouble beating her loathsome, stupid, corrupt, race-baiting opponent.


Political consequences for Dems will be hard to determine (i.e. specific consequences if any of this particular gambit). But GOP Senators are really at a cross-roads of sorts. The flouting of rules and abuse of process by the Dems is unlike anything the body has seen in generations (don't forget DiFi's leaking of confidential committee transcripts a while back - an unthinkable thing not long ago). Aside from happily taking Reid's nomination filibuster change and using it, GOP in the Senate has done nothing in response to the incredible

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (QDnY+)

377 What would need to happen to expand the SC?

Legislation in both houses? Supermajority requirements?

I see a future "The only way to right this historical injustice" speech.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (2xR5z)

378 Yeah. Who controls the weather during the night?
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)


Whoever's on the roster.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (y87Qq)

379 The FBI does not and never has investigated local alleged crimes.

This would belong to the local DA and Police/Sheriff, the FBI would not touch it.



Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.

Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (6Tvnv)

380 I believe that DiFi wants to stay in the Senate until people begin to say she looks like Helen Thomas. Might take a while and a ball peen hammer,

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (UFyv9)

381 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:13 PM (5aX2M)

It doesn't help when your own party opposes you on almost everything. Really, it is a miracle what he has accomplished.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (J70i0)

382 .... incredible abuses and back-stabbing by the Dems. On things large and small.


Yeah, Senate GOP. Probably the greatest obstacle to Trump's greatest potential contributions to the country's future.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (QDnY+)

383 considering how credible her letter was, testifying seems superfluous. Can we burn Brett at the stake now?

Posted by: C Schumer at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (FUnZV)

384 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.

Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)

385 > DiFi will NOT under ANY circumstances vote to confirm Kavanaugh. She's up for reelection this year in California, and her own party has endorsed her opponent.

One scenario where she might: if she already knows she's going to lose and wants to give a giant FU to the party on the way out the door. Unlike Jeff Flake, she's already richer than King Midas and won't need to whore herself out to a lobbying firm after she leaves office.

She is easily that vindictive.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (TM5Iv)

386 Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)

Not in Kevin Spacey's house.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (MIvRT)

387 They keep using the same plays over and over again.
Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Sharon at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)


If I can call the same play that runs the ball five yards at a clip ... I'll never work another day in my life.

And I'll name my own price.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (fiGNd)

388 and why does Hannity need to interrupt guests to clarify things we all understand?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (UFyv9)

389 I knew the fragile genius wouldn't testify. She's a bully who only takes on students who can't fight back. A coward and a liar.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (Ndje9)

390 Trump should nominate a female justice next time.
Ann Coulter to replace RBG.

Posted by: Thom at September 18, 2018 09:19 PM (6Zmow)

391 Just eat Matzoh.
Problem solved.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 09:16 PM (r/hsS)

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Don't listen to this guy. You're not supposed to be eating anything. Unless your own the West Coast. Then you've got about half an hour...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (5aX2M)

392 If you want to win at this game ... what the Dems are doing is EXTREMELY logical and sane.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)


Which is why the GOP needs to go on offense right away. Get ugly and personal with Democrats who did this. Just like they should be doing with the DOJ. but aren't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (XlbwU)

393 The FBI's corrupt and dirty anyway.

You can't trust an FBI investigation.

They're too sleazy.

Posted by: happyfeet at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (mLfQi)

394 DiFi is fucking 85 years old. There needs to be a mandatory retirement age for these swamp creatures. Cap it at 70.

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (eiZez)

395 -
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The FBI does not and never has investigated local alleged crimes.



This would belong to the local DA and Police/Sheriff, the FBI would not touch it.



Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.


Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM

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Our time has come.

Posted by: SPACE FORCE at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (RVcmP)

396 358
it's times like this you need to watch MSNBC to get the real trooth

Posted by: buzzsaw90

Well right now, Rachael Maddow and her spastic hands are interviewing She Who Will Never Be President. So, if you dare, by all means, watch. I think I'll stick to a pointless Washington Nationals game.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (pY+s4)

397 Sessions must have gropped a tit or 2 back in the day in Alabama no?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (9MKXa)

398 368. ace - Traditional Chinese religious practices dictated people be buried by their ancestors. Lotsa folk would move for work, etc. If they died away from home, the body had to be brought back. Cheapest way was to slip a bamboo pole under each arm, tie the hands at the waist, and have two men 'hop' the corpse home. At night, because cooler air and fewer witnesses.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (fA1SL)

399 I figure the Dems are going over where they went wrong this time to do it better next time. Notice the social media wipe ahead of time. There were also the much more vague details. It will be a better strike next time.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (J70i0)

400 when this gambit fails establishment corporate liberal democrats will be discredited even more to the democrat base and even msnbc won't be able to save them. ocasio-cortez will soon replace pelosi despite her house negro votes.

Posted by: wammo at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (TGBIg)

401 Hey everybody.

So this accuser won't testify now? What a surprise.

She doesn't need to. She did her job for the DNC, she cast a pall over Kavanaugh's character. Just like Anita Hill did with Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:21 PM (feaxc)

402 > How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.


Kavanaugh also groped her while they were on a stuck escalator at the mall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (TM5Iv)

403 Looking forward to having 5 conservative justices on the court.

This was a big part of my vote for Trump.

Posted by: Ursela at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (6Zmow)

404 384 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.
Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)


We have a supply closet at work where the doorknob was installed backwards. It was like that when we moved here.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

405 Yudhishthira's Dice - But, if it fails... then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.

If what they're doing already isn't 'way deep into "overplayed" territory, I don't know what is!

Posted by: mindful webworker - frog says is it hot in here or is it just me? at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (TJHBY)

406 57 Dr. Blasey?

F*ck off. If she's not out writing prescriptions, her "doctor" title is laughably haughty at best and similarly meaningless at worst in society in general.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (PRfdc)
-------------------------------------------
That better not be you, Joey.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (0jtPF)

407 Cheapest way was to slip a bamboo pole under each arm, tie the hands at the waist, and have two men 'hop' the corpse home. At night, because cooler air and fewer witnesses.

Ok. Avoiding everything from Hop Sing's chuckwagon.

Posted by: Miklos, back in the saddle at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (zCyNd)

408 "The vague accusation that was intended as undeniable,"

It's also proof that she is lying. She has no idea where Kavanaugh during this fictitious party.

She doesn't know if he was out of town at his Grandma's funeral, at a family vacation to the coast, working at an amusement park for the summer, etc.

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (LMZ7B)

409 "325 I really doubt the dems and DiFi know what hornets nest they kicked with this stunt. I expect they have increased republican mid term turnout by 10% or more."

The Left used to be better, but then again, their media butt boys had clout then. Without a credulous public buying into their propaganda organs, the Left is impotent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (qROhQ)

410 I saw Hopping Vampires open for ..... wait .... was anyone else at the stadium concert at UCSB back in '78? Who was the headliner again?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

411 by the way, Ford's lawyer really looks like Rachel Maddow's ugly sister, the kind of woman who in high school couldn't even get asked out by the short fat sweaty guy that everyone referred to as Blobbert.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (UFyv9)

412 @385 One scenario where she might: if she already knows she's going to lose and wants to give a giant FU to the party on the way out the door. Unlike Jeff Flake, she's already richer than King Midas and won't need to whore herself out to a lobbying firm after she leaves office.

She is easily that vindictive.
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That would only happen if the vote were to occur after the November election. Most of the conservatives who vote will probably vote for her because DeLeon is all but guaranteed to be worse. A lot of other people will vote for her just because she's the incumbent. Between those two groups, she might be able to pull off a win. But if she votes for Kavanaugh, she risks losing support from the latter group.

So she won't risk it before the election.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (nmJMg)

413 The really sad part about all of this is that it will scare other conservatives about going through the process.

Kavanaugh is a Boy Scout and was subjected to a lynching.

Posted by: Valerie at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (6Zmow)

414 > She did her job for the DNC, she cast a pall over Kavanaugh's character. Just like Anita Hill did with Clarence Thomas.

And you know what they call Clarence Thomas today?

"Justice Thomas".

Supreme Court Justices don't have to run for reelection, so it doesn't matter if they have a pall hanging over them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (TM5Iv)

415 They really are all Democrat operatives with bylines.

Even the FOX goof that posed two idiotic questions to Trump today at the presser with the Polish President.


In the burning times the press gets it first.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (kT3/m)

416 The trouble is that conservatives lack the resources the left has to fight back in kind. The left has layperson volunteers willing to lie for them, and they have the media. And it would have been tricky just to ignore them and go ahead with the vote because of the 5th column cucks looking for an excuse for their cuckery.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

417 Rodrigo, good point.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (feaxc)

418 After a thorough 48 hour forensic exam of Brett Kavanaugh's laptop, we have concluded that he is a juggalo and therefore poses an even greater security threat than ISIS.

Posted by: FBI at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (H5knJ)

419 >>> ace - Traditional Chinese religious practices dictated people be buried by their ancestors. Lotsa folk would move for work, etc. If they died away from home, the body had to be brought back. Cheapest way was to slip a bamboo pole under each arm, tie the hands at the waist, and have two men 'hop' the corpse home. At night, because cooler air and fewer witnesses.

hm.

I don't believe it, but it's interesting!

Posted by: ace at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (PA9oZ)

420 356
Pres. Trump should say that he will direct the FBI to investigate Judge Kavanaugh once they indict Hillary.


Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:14 PM (MIvRT)

The FBI has already investigated Kavanaugh what, a dozen times since this even supposedly happened?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (rnXGe)

421 We have a supply closet at work where the doorknob was installed backwards. It was like that when we moved here.

So you're saying you have Dr. Christine Ford locked in your supply closet?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (XlbwU)

422 Supreme Court Justices don't have to run for reelection, so it doesn't matter if they have a pall hanging over them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:24 PM (TM5Iv)

Rather a pall bearer under a few.

Posted by: Miklos, volunteering at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd)

423 If I were a CA resident, I'd certainly vote for DeLeon over Cuntbag. He's just a run-of-the-mill Communist. She's a cuntbag.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (HiLJ1)

424 Sessions must have gropped a tit or 2 back in the day in Alabama no?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (9MKXa)
***********************
What about Rosenstein or anyone at MSDNC, CNN.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (hECVl)

425 The ones that are sweating bullets are the Dem senators in Red states. If they vote to confirm--the left in their states go nuts. If they vote to not confirm--Republicans can pin them down via ads as participants in a smear. This takes away "principled" opposition option for them on policy.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (jWFXC)

426 So what's the over/under on the FBI trumping up some excuse to announce an investigation? After all, the goal here is simply to delay until after the midterms. Is this where we find out if the libbies still own the Fibbies?

Don't celebrate just yet. We won't be out of the woods until the day Kavanaugh is confirmed.

Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (l0mIQ)

427 Yudhishthira's Dice - But, if it fails... then they overplayed their hand. It might actually backfire on them, for once.

If what they're doing already isn't 'way deep into "overplayed" territory, I don't know what is!
Posted by: mindful webworker - frog says is it hot in here or is it just me? at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (TJHBY)


OK ... am I the only one who plays cards here ?

I "overplay" my hand all the time. I also "lie".

I'll lose "ten chips" up to nine times - if that's what it take to win a hundred once.

The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

428 I've always wondered - let's assume ghosts and vampires and all that are real. We see these cultural differences. What if it's because these now-ghosts, etc, act this way because they think, 'well, I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fA1SL)

429 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (PA9oZ)

430 It's all shadow boxing for a few days until the D's and R's complete focus group sessions and dedicated polling on the permutations of who's lying/should she testify/delay the vote/hold a vote no matter what. By Friday I believe each side will have enough data to determine who has the winning hand.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (AMIL/)

431 Does she even realize that an FBI investigation would BEGIN with them questioning her?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (FUnZV)

432 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (PA9oZ)

If I am ever indicted, I will have to remember that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (9MKXa)

433 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (rnXGe)

It was a joke.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (MIvRT)

434 Don't call my muff!

Posted by: Dr. Blasey Ford at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (QLvwG)

435 Flakey Jeff sold out the Dems for once!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (hVHEm)

436 419. Well, that's how I heard the tale, anywho. It's odd behavior for a corpse, i grant you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

437 >>>428 I've always wondered - let's assume ghosts and vampires and all that are real. We see these cultural differences. What if it's because these now-ghosts, etc, act this way because they think, 'well, I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now.'

Well I'm dead, I guess I'm supposed to haunt someone until i terrify him into discovering some dark secret I was keeping.

I don't have any dark secrets though. I guess I'll just pretend I was molested as a child. I've seen that in movies.

Posted by: ace the ghost who's really trying at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (PA9oZ)

438 The Demonicrats are nowhere near finished. If the committee approves Kavanaugh, DiFi and Maxine Waters will come the Senate vote nude. The resulting nausea and retinal detachments should guarantee the vote won't be held before the election.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (9BLnV)

439 Don't have their internal tracking numbers, but I don't think ChiFi (that's a good one!) is in much danger from the loathsome stupid racist challenger. She won the primary easily.


On the other hand, I think the numbers for all of the vulnerable Dems (who are not limited just to the familiar 5) are not good.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

440 Don't celebrate just yet. We won't be out of the woods until the day Kavanaugh is confirmed.


Posted by: creeper at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (l0mIQ)
*******************

TIS ^^^^^^^^^^

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hECVl)

441 'well, I guess this is what I'm supposed to do now.'



It's what all the cool zombie kids are doing.

Posted by: Miklos, peer-pressured at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (zCyNd)

442 This

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hECVl)

443 The Left used to be better, but then again, their media butt boys had clout then. Without a credulous public buying into their propaganda organs, the Left is impotent.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (qROhQ)

Thanks to modern technology, it's possible to hear from conservatives like Rush, Tucker, Sean and many others.

It has made a great difference.

Posted by: Weezer at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (6Zmow)

444 Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.

Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (6Tvnv)

If she claimed it had happened at a party in DC wouldn't that have been FBI jurisdiction? Crap, don't want to give them any ideas.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (rnXGe)

445 > thanks. that video gave me an idea. I've always thought the idea of Hopping Vampires sounded dumb

Hey, we're not dumb! We're kinda cute. And we don't bite people, all that much.

Posted by: dime sized jumping spiders at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (hPHO5)

446 394 DiFi is fucking 85 years old. There needs to be a mandatory retirement age for these swamp creatures. Cap it at 70.
Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 09:20 PM (eiZez)



Do a Dan Rather and produce a death certificate for her, publish it and insist this DiFi is a doppelganger.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (1g7ch)

447 @414
But not making the Democrats pay for their evil and satanic deeds has only emboldened them.
What should be Kavenoughs proudest moment has be turned into a nightmare for him, his family and his daughters.

Think about that, the mans wife and daughters could not watch him give testimony during his confirmation hearings and had to be ushered out of the committee room.
THAT IS FUCKING INTOLERABLE!!!

But apparently the GOP is a-ok with their candidates and nominees being napalmed.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (kT3/m)

448 Q. If Kavanaugh is confirmed after the first Monday in October, does he have to wait a whole year before taking his seat on the Court, or can he take office in the middle of a session?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (TM5Iv)

449 419 It's a legend, but an old one, with some basis:

https://tinyurl.com/yd7rmw9t

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (5aX2M)

450 #MeToo

Posted by: James Homey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (Tyii7)

451 @429 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.
------------------

It might be time to remind those experts that Juanita Broderick also insists on a certain story... and declined to testify about it to Ken Starr.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (nmJMg)

452 WANTED: Letters from anyone mugged, bugged, drugged, assaulted, insulted, taped, scraped, raped, abused, misused, unamused, traumatized, disrupted, devastated, distressed, dismayed by Amy Coney Barrett. Any time frame from pre-school to present day. Preference given to those who have met Amy in person. Responses kept confidential. Send c/o Ming Wa Cho Ferr, PO Box 666, Pacific Heights CA 04115


Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2NqXo)

453 If Kavanaugh is confirmed after the first Monday in October, does he have to wait a whole year before taking his seat on the Court, or can he take office in the middle of a session?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (TM5Iv)
Immediately

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (9MKXa)

454 The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

====================

That depends on how the Republicans react to this bluff. Get aggressive, and they could forestall whatever the next stunt is supposed to be this week, and maybe even bring this shitshow to a close.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (XlbwU)

455 It's not the rave scene from Blade but it will do.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (rnAwa)

456 FIB investigations to order?

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (vDqXW)

457 >>>442 This
Posted by: redridinghood

...

^^^
THIS

Posted by: The Guy Who's Always Saying THIS at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (PA9oZ)

458 -
--
I believe that DiFi wants to stay in the Senate
until people begin to say she looks like Helen Thomas. Might take a
while and a ball peen hammer,


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM
------------------

Alright. Your choice of tools seems appropriate. Now, which is more efficient, adjust Difi with the ball-peen to resemble Thomas or smack the corpse of Thomas until it can win election in California?

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (RVcmP)

459 Anyone else get the feeling that The Nutty Professor never in a million years this would come down to her or get back to her?

That she was counting on lots of other dirt to come out against Kav and that her accusation, even if it ever aired, would be little more than a shiv in the neck as he's already on the way down?

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (9TYxj)

460 330
Seeing this "selective moral outrage" from the MSM and Dems on Hannity
has my blood boiling. I want to call every Dem Senator, CNN, Msnbc and
ask them if they would be saying the same thing if this had been one of
their family members.


But you're missing the point - it'd never be one of their family members and they know it, because the manufactured outrage machine doesn't work without a complicit media (and to some smaller extent, complicit academics to help set the stage"
Do you think muggers ponder how they'd feel if their victims turned around and robbed their family? Of course not.

Posted by: lurker at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (67XdO)

461 DiFi and Maxine Waters will come the Senate vote nude. The resulting nausea and retinal detachments should guarantee the vote won't be held before the election.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (9BLnV)

Not even granny panties?

Posted by: Xander at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (6Zmow)

462 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.
Posted by: My Name is Christine and I'm a Liar at September 18, 2018 09:18 PM (XcgmW)

We have a supply closet at work where the doorknob was installed backwards. It was like that when we moved here.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)

Well, that explains the meat hooks.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (1g7ch)

463 @444 If she claimed it had happened at a party in DC wouldn't that have been FBI jurisdiction? Crap, don't want to give them any ideas.
----------------------

Pretty sure it'd be the DC police department.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (nmJMg)

464 I hope my ghost has enough sense to head over to Kate Upton's house for a while.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

465
How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.

RapeLock®

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (IqV8l)

466 Anyone else ever notice that DiFi's face and Hillary's face... both seem to have all the same kind of wrinkles?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (feaxc)

467 It's a legend, but an old one, with some basis:
https://tinyurl.com/yd7rmw9t
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (5aX2M)


"...it was considered bad luck for a living person to set eyes upon a jiangshi. This practice Xiangxi ganshi was popular in Xiangxi..."

*nods in feigned understanding*

I mean... obviously.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (y87Qq)

468 Again don't believe the reports she is not going to testify. It is of course possible she won't but a last minute agreement to show up will put the committee in temporary chaos. That's what the Dems want.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (2DOZq)

469 Agree with whig, this situation is now probably marginally *worse* for many Senate Dems. When this nonsense fades away and Kav is confirmed, the stain of this smear attempt will be available to be applied to them - if their opponents make the effort.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+)

470 I DEMAND the FIB investigate where my MILLIONS went.

Although I don't remember how I got them or how I lost them. I distinctly remember having them.

And Brett Kavanaugh was there.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (vDqXW)

471 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.
----------

Worked for me!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (YgbOr)

472 Trapped in a bedroom? Hinge pins?

Posted by: ro-man at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (RuIsu)

473 I hope my ghost has enough sense to head over to Kate Upton's house for a while.

Since you bring up Kate Upton, I guess it's a good time to mention that she raped me.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

474 I'll lose "ten chips" up to nine times - if that's what it take to win a hundred once.

The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

------

True dat. But if it ends up with them getting turfed on a court-tipping nomination in the near- to mid-term, then that's like losing fifty chips in your scheme. It'll be a setback in the plan. I just think they bet way too heavy on this hand.

Unless of course, the GOP somehow ends up folding, or the DoJ comes in for the assist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (5aX2M)

475 411 by the way, Ford's lawyer really looks like Rachel Maddow's ugly sister, the kind of woman who in high school couldn't even get asked out by the short fat sweaty guy that everyone referred to as Blobbert.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September


Thats for sure.


I would love to have been a fly in the wall during todays discussion with her Soros boss confirming that they cant possibly subject this basket case dr to any questioning.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 09:32 PM (Z48ZB)

476 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 09:31 PM (IqV8l)

There is an old poem from the 17O0's called "The Rape of the Lock"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (AllCR)

477 i'll believe this shitshow is over when i see kavanaugh with his hand on a bible for the swearing in. until then, i don't believe for a second these commie cocksuckers won't come up with some other false flag scam. i don't trust any of those fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (KP5rU)

478 Small problem. No one knows what city, county or even state the alleged assault occurred. VA, MD, DC- pick one.
Posted by: arieswoman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (6Tvnv)

I just realized that this could get the FBI involved. Der Professor will remember that Kavanaugh did this in two different town, one in Maryland, one in Virgina. Serial stalking across State Lines. James Comey will come out of retirement to spearhead the professional, unbiased, and holy FBI investigation.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (9BLnV)

479 449. Yup. Observe the Rites, or you'll have an egwi. And ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (fA1SL)

480 I wish I could testify again. I've got some great stories...

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 18, 2018 09:33 PM (Tyii7)

481 Blasey Ford Tells Grassley Why She Has Not Accepted Invitation to Testify
https://bit.ly/2NQIaR6

The Senate Judiciary Committee asked Christine Blasey Ford to come forward and testify on Monday about her accusation against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. She claims he sexually assaulted her in high school, over 36 years ago. She has not accepted the invitation to tell her story publicly in Congress, however, puzzling many senators.

Tuesday night, her attorneys sent a letter to Chairman Chuck Grassley explaining their client's hesitation. They claim that the committee was trying make Ford testify at the same table as Kavanaugh.

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify "at the same table" as Kavanaugh. At the same table as the man she says once tried to rape her.
5:21 PM-Sep 18, 2018

"While Dr. Ford's life was being turned upside down, you and your staff scheduled a public hearing for her to testify at the same table as Judge Kavanaugh in front of two dozen U.S. senators on national television to relive this traumatic and harrowing incident," the authors allege.

A couple of spokesmen for Grassley rejected that claim.

Garrett Ventry
@GarrettVentry
To be clear: this is absolutely false.

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify "at the same table" as Kavanaugh. At the same table as the man she says once tried to rape her.
5:51 PM-Sep 18, 2018

George Hartmann
@georgehartmann
This is a pretty bold, and very inaccurate, assumption. Prof. Blasey Ford and Judge Kavanaugh were never going to testify on the same panel/at the same table.

Natasha Bertrand
@NatashaBertrand
Wow. Blasey Ford says that Grassley scheduled the public hearing expecting her to testify "at the same table" as Kavanaugh. At the same table as the man she says once tried to rape her.
5:44 PM-Sep 18, 2018

Ford's lawyers end the letter by noting they hope the parties concerned can work something out in a way that will protect Ford's "health and security." You can Ford's full letter to Chairman Grassley here.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (kO+z3)

482 How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.



RapeLock®

NBC Facilities used to keep them in their inventory.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (jDF8P)

483 hahahahahahaha

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (0Ng0w)

484 This must not be polling well.

Posted by: Yuri at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (6Zmow)

485 When this nonsense fades away and Kav is confirmed..
----------------

Assuming he *is* confirmed, he will *always* be identified as 'Accused rapist' by the MSM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (YgbOr)

486 Just exactly how does one go about investigating a 37(ish) year old made up story about high schoolers, as you know, a FEDERAL matter?

Hold the vote and to hell with these idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (HrXHr)

487 261
She got her boob grabbed at a drunken high school party and it ruined her life.
_____________

Yeah, according to her, a couple of "highly inebriated" giggling teen boys locked her in a room, and one of them pawed at her clothes. Given how drunk she says they both were, it's unlikely either of them would have been able to rape her, even if they wanted to, which they probably didn't.

A normal teenage girl would have kneed the guy in the crotch, told him to stop being a jerk, and walked away without giving it another thought.

The fact that some drunken teenage groping episode (if it even happened), has haunted her for life says something very disturbing about this chick's mental stability.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fqUgw)

488 That depends on how the Republicans react to this bluff. Get aggressive, and they could forestall whatever the next stunt is supposed to be this week, and maybe even bring this shitshow to a close.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (XlbwU)


*fistbump*

Not surprised in the least that you get it. Not one bit.

Here - take my Talking Stick - run with it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fiGNd)

489 Again don't believe the reports she is not going to testify. It is of course possible she won't but a last minute agreement to show up will put the committee in temporary chaos.

Simple solution - Grassley announces at 5PM tomorrow that the Monday session is cancelled and they're moving forward with the previously scheduled Thursday vote first thing the next morning.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (9TYxj)

490 One theory is that DiFi knew this woman was crazy as a shithouse rat and waited until she was the only option left, taking the risk on the assumption that one or more of Miss Lindsay, Fake, and Sissy would cuck out.

If that's the case, she was wrong. Badly.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (TM5Iv)

491 When is the document release?

Posted by: Zelda at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (6Zmow)

492
Dr. Ballsy Ford has thrown over her erstwhile spouse and eloped with Haven Monahan, Esq.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

493 The left has laypersonMAN willing to lie for them, and they have the media. And it would have been tricky just to ignore them and go ahead with the vote because of the 5th column cucks looking for an excuse for their cuckery.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

Let's not adopt lesbian nomenclature, OK? Part of the Left's strategy is to control language.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pUCsZ)

494 >>How do you get locked IN a bedroom? The lock is on the INSIDE.


You can use pennies to lock someone in as a prank.

I don't see someone using that as a way to imprison someone, being all drunk and inadvertently murdery, though.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (W+vEI)

495 The fact that she refuses to testify makes her testimony even more credible, according to experts contacted by CNN.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (PA9oZ)


Wise words.


In these overheated times, lets all remember we need to have empathy for crime victims and, especially, we must protect those under attack by Supreme Court Justices. And Federal prosecutors.

Posted by: Rev. James Comey at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (XlbwU)

496 If she claimed it had happened at a party in DC
wouldn't that have been FBI jurisdiction? Crap, don't want to give them
any ideas.


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

She claimed it happened at a party in MD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pY+s4)

497 DiFi and Maxine Waters will come the Senate vote nude. The resulting nausea and retinal detachments should guarantee the vote won't be held before the election.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:28 PM (9BLnV)

Not even granny panties?
Posted by: Xander at September 18, 2018 09:30 PM (6Zmow)

Not if you want the projectile vomiting.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (9BLnV)

498 500?

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (6Zmow)

499 mallfly: "Ford's lawyer really looks like Rachel Maddow's ugly sister..."

That was my first thought when I finally saw her. Okay, second thought. First thought was !

Posted by: mindful webworker - separated at birth at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (TJHBY)

500 In the meantime, I hear that the Emmys last night specifically did NOT mention Trump or the Kavanaugh scandal. Instead they saved their vitriol for Roseanne Barr. I'm sure it was still a pitiful group circle jerk, however.

There had to have been a memo passed around...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (feaxc)

501 I looked up Natasha Bertrand.

Apparently she's a "journalist"...apparently one that doesn't know what an *allegation* is.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (vDqXW)

502 These people will not stop. Ever. They must be 'defeated'. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (zLDYs)

503 Nothing the Democrats have done had any chance of working. This is all about showing their commie base that they're "resisting", and pissing you off. In reality, they just look desperate and pathetic.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (DwNvJ)

504 489 Again don't believe the reports she is not going to testify. It is of course possible she won't but a last minute agreement to show up will put the committee in temporary chaos.

Simple solution - Grassley announces at 5PM tomorrow that the Monday session is cancelled and they're moving forward with the previously scheduled Thursday vote first thing the next morning.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (9TYxj)

I don't think simple is in any politician's playbook.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)

505 I just want to hold hands with the progs and say I'm sorry for wanting to crush them into oblivion.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (eHYux)

506 The fact that some drunken teenage groping episode (if it even happened), has haunted her for life says something very disturbing about this chick's mental stability.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fqUgw)


Well, to be fair, it has only haunted her since 2012. Prior to that, apparently there was nothing to be upset about.

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (4HMW8)

507 One theory is that DiFi knew this woman was crazy as a shithouse rat and waited until she was the only option left, taking the risk on the assumption that one or more of Miss Lindsay, Fake, and Sissy would cuck out.

That's exactly my take. It was a "Hail Mary" pass from DiFi to save her political future, with the hope that Kavanaugh would take the sack, as it were.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (pUCsZ)

508 That stuff from nutcase's lawyers is absolutely absurd. No committee would ever have two such witnesses appear together. Obviously.


It's no surprise, given the dumbing down of the country overall, but the amateurish nature of these people's stuntery is striking.


Next up: sorry, Judiciary Comm., but Prof. Ford is rearranging her sock drawer next Monday.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (QDnY+)

509 I want to say "un-fucking-believable"..

but NOTHING is unbelievable any more!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (438dO)

510 She claimed it happened at a party in MD.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pY+s4)
---
She also initially claimed it was 4 guys. So parts of the story have some flexibility.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 09:37 PM (vDqXW)

511 285 I think that if those things happen, or they just hold the damned vote in a couple days, then Trump was carte blanche on the next pick after this bizarre episode.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

When modern technology is no longer to keep the corpse of RBG animated, it will be Armageddon. The Dems will have accusations for every nominee on the list ready to go. They will do anything to stop Trump from naming a replacement. I mean anything.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist

When the GOP picks up 10 senate seats in the midterms they won't need to have hearings for the next couple.

This will make a dent in Dem's lock on suburban mom's because 49 % of their kids are male.

Red Wave Prediction Status: Unchanged.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (IeDO8)

512 Wow a Yankee finally got a big hit

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (9MKXa)

513 427 OK ... am I the only one who plays cards here ?

I "overplay" my hand all the time. I also "lie".

I'll lose "ten chips" up to nine times - if that's what it take to win a hundred once.

The Dems have not, yet, overplayed shit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)

I Can't lie to save my lie (and I hate than I can't), but I agree with this.

You haven't overplayed your hand until a bullet is flying through your skull.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (jlHSA)

514 How can anyone investigate this "crime"? We don't know what date it happened on. We don't know where it happened. She was groped. There was no rape and there certainly isn't evidence for this attack. There's nothing and it happened 35 years ago. There is no evidence of a crime and no evidence that anything happened to this woman.

And the other guy that supposedly rescued her has said that he has no knowledge of this party.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 18, 2018 09:39 PM (JKNZq)

515 My only regret is that we'll miss Mike Lee and Ted Cruz's surgical dissection of Dr. Ballsey's concocted crap charge.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 09:39 PM (0Ng0w)

516 ScoggDog: "OK ... am I the only one who plays cards here ?"

Yes.

♥10 ♥J ♥Q ♥K ♠A

Posted by: mindful webworker - crazy eights, anyone? at September 18, 2018 09:39 PM (TJHBY)

517 OK Dr. Ford, I'll do an investigation, but first you will blow me.

Posted by: The FBI at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (IeDO8)

518 The fact that some drunken teenage groping
episode (if it even happened), has haunted her for life says something
very disturbing about this chick's mental stability.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (fqUgw)



Well, to be fair, it has only haunted her since 2012. Prior to that, apparently there was nothing to be upset about.

Posted by: Emmie

..............
It only started haunting her when Kavanaugh was named as a possible Mitt Romney pick for SCOTUS.
Before that, she never even heard the name Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (438dO)

519 Wow a Yankee finally got a big hit


Shit. I forgot I'd paused it for a minute or two and didn't know what you were talking about.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (fuK7c)

520 chuck schumer makes hitler look rational. never forget that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

521 Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (jlHSA)


Hitler overplayed his hand.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)

522 Actually what they were going to do was have a rousing game of musical chairs with everybody on the committee plus Kavanaugh and Ford. Winner gets to sit on Ford's lap. Kavanaugh gets a chair right next to her with DiFI on his lap.

As if Grassley is going to say "We're going to have you sit right next to Kavanaugh" More BS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (AllCR)

523 This must not be polling well.
Posted by: Yuri at September 18, 2018 09:34 PM (6Zmow)

Ding ding ding!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (rnAwa)

524

Given that the Commie Rat Fucking ProgTards have all the resources of Hollywood to stage manage a Hitlery appearance into some amount of acceptability, HOW BAD an apeshit crazy bitch to you have to be for them to not be able to put you on parade?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (UFLLM)

525 >>Assuming he *is* confirmed, he will *always* be identified as 'Accused rapist' by the MSM.





AT this point it's better to be a SC judge characterized by some as a rapist than that guy who didn't get on the SCOTUS because he was a rapist.

Damage done, he's stained either way. Making it onto the SC just makes is sting less.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (W+vEI)

526 We need a cuck proof majority in the Senate. That's the real problem. Then just ignore this shite and buffalo through all the nominees.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)

527 In the meantime, I hear that the Emmys last night specifically did NOT mention Trump or the Kavanaugh scandal. Instead they saved their vitriol for Roseanne Barr. I'm sure it was still a pitiful group circle jerk, however.

There had to have been a memo passed around...

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2018 09:36 PM (feaxc
**********************
They handed out pins that said
I believe Christine Blassey Ford
and
I still believe Anita Hill

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (hECVl)

528 I've heard in Alabama tits grope you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (IeDO8)

529 510
She claimed it happened at a party in MD.



Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:35 PM (pY+s4)

---

She also initially claimed it was 4 guys. So parts of the story have some flexibility.

Posted by: Axeman

'Her Truth', Yo!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (pY+s4)

530 James Comey will come out of retirement to spearhead the professional, unbiased, and holy FBI investigation.
_________________

I'm on it!

Since this involves a Trump nominee, I can tell you right now that no reasonable prosecutor would bother to have a trial, since the accused is clearly guilty as sin!

My sentencing recommendation will be that Kavanaugh be drawn and quartered, and then the pieces set aflame on the steps of the Capitol, as a warning to others!

Thank you for the referral, and please think of me for all your future law enforcement needs!

Posted by: Big Jim Comey, Servant of God at September 18, 2018 09:41 PM (fqUgw)

531 The idiotic false accusation is burning itself out. Now Democrats will spring some new surprise even more desperate and stupid. I hope the GOP finally quits pretending that any of this in good faith and tells them to shove it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2018 09:42 PM (t5m5e)

532 Wow! Captain Marvel sure does look like a red pilled movie.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 09:42 PM (Lktpy)

533 This must not be polling well.

I think it's pretty safe to say that factoring out the Soy and Cuck crowd, a lot of men are not at all comfortable with this bullshit. When a mere accusation can ruin you, it's time to draw the proverbial line in the sand.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (Tyii7)

534 Allahpundit turned out to be a pretty good indicator. Yesterday he said that the nomination should be pulled and replaced. It was the only way to win. Today Kavanaugh is in the driver's seat. So when you see Allahpundit pissing his pants you know we are winning.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (xPl2J)

535 ChiFi is not in trouble.


FBI does not have jurisdiction over this sort of "crime", ever. Details irrelevant.


Tight spot for red state Dems is, if anything, tighter now.


Only "punishment" for Dems that matters will be at ballot box in 50 days, if it happens. Though it's long past the point where Senate GOP should take serious disciplinary measures for the Dems' behavior (which would have only marginal actual value).


Vote now, vote next Weds., same-same, in all respects.


Carry on.




Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

536 Axeman; So parts of the story have some flexibility.




"It's Her Truth and if you don't like it, she has others"

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (pY+s4)

537
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (TM5Iv)
Immediately
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 09:29 PM (9MKXa)


Send him into the Supreme Court building wearing the scariest Halloween mask possible and ask him to stop by RBG's digs to scream, "Boo!" at her. Might be the kick start that crone needs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (pNxlR)

538 Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:38 PM (jlHSA)

Hitler overplayed his hand.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)


All the best comments come at the end of the threads.

Do you ever wargame ?

I'd say Hitler started with a small stack in a No Limit Tournament - and made the Final Table.

Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

539 or a zombie life where they are as bored and purposeless as they were in real life. They freak people out just because they are bored.

Werewolves of London kinda did that with the victim, Jack's friend. There were a few of them in the movie theater as I recall. They acted mostly normal .. except all the gruesome looks.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (Cus5s)

540 What's the long play behind Chi-Di quasi-admitting that Blasey-Ford is lying?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (jlHSA)

541 > I think it's pretty safe to say that factoring out the Soy and Cuck crowd, a lot of men are not at all comfortable with this bullshit.

A lot of women aren't comfortable with this bullshit, either, and not just women who are Trump voters.

Because they have husbands and sons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (TM5Iv)

542 Are we ever going to get the all documents or is Rosenstein going to stall till the midterms.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (hECVl)

543

Say, how did this squid get in my rectum?

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (UFLLM)

544 Nothing but a full investigation by the FBI- or Robert Mueller, for that matter- will be acceptable! We can't give them any more details, but we are prepared to answer if it's an animal, vegetable, or mineral...

Posted by: Di "Inna" Fi at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (n6bs1)

545 528
I've heard in Alabama tits grope you.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn

Hmmm, must plan next vacation to Alabama then. Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (pY+s4)

546 If the psychotic loon Ford could stand the scrutiny of testifying, this shit show would not be imploding as it is.

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (yhf6w)

547 Totally disagree this nonsense sticks with Kav after this. One baseless crazy accusation that lacks any details and wildly contrasts with all known history.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

548 539. I could see that. Vampires must get bored pretty damned fast and stay that way a long time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

549 540 What's the long play behind Chi-Di quasi-admitting that Blasey-Ford is lying?

I'm guessing that she knows, or highly suspects, she is. Nothing more.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (9TYxj)

550 I'm not sure it's bad polling, in the sense of the general public opinion.

I think the Democrats were counting on what I was counting on - a flat out run for the exits by a couple of cultivated and handpicked (R) Senators, prompting a withdrawal of the nomination.

This didn't happen. They had Flake dancing around it, but none of the other usual suspects complied.

Maybe it's that Kavanaugh is "of the body," as some suspect. I doubt it. These people don't know from loyalty. It could be bad polling, but only on the (R) side. I figure that (R) Senators' internal polls showed them doom if they voted against this nominee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:46 PM (5aX2M)

551 538 I'd say Hitler started with a small stack in a No Limit Tournament - and made the Final Table.

Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

G-d, I f***ing hate Poker.

I wouldn't play unless friends forced me to, and I'd only ever win when I was actively trying to lose.

Again this is because I can't lie or gaslight people for shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (jlHSA)

552 She'll show up on Monday and offer all sorts of new details that she didn't mention before. Responding to all of it will take weeks.

Posted by: Plan Christine from Outer Space at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (XcgmW)

553 Soon the only man left standing in this entire country will be Mike Pence.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (6Zmow)

554 After Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford testifies about her harrowing near death and certain rape event 37 years ago, the Senate committee will recess the hearing for an hour. Upon returning to the hearing, Kavanaugh will be seated at the witness table with his attorney, Vincent Gambino, Esq., nattily dressed in a red velvet suit and a ruffly shirt.


Grassley: This hearing will come back to order. Do you wish to make an opening statement?

Kavanaugh: Yes, through my attorney.


Gambino: Yer Honors, everything this bitch said is bullshit, Thank you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (QLvwG)

555 When is the document release?
Posted by: Zelda
-----------

We'll try to do it before November, but it may not be until after January.

Posted by: Nathan Thurm Rosenstein at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (YgbOr)

556 What's the long play behind Chi-Di quasi-admitting that Blasey-Ford is lying?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:45 PM (jlHSA)


Played to an approving base ... stayed in the news ... with absolutely ZERO chance of pushback in the Senate.

It's a no brainer move for her. She's not running for fucking re-election in California - and she's not running for President.

She should not - at this point - give two shits what Flyover Country thinks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

557 Look- if you need it, Professor, I got a spare spot under the bridge...

Posted by: Cindy Sheehan at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (n6bs1)

558 TX special election for state Senate seat.

R flips deep blue seat.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (MAstk)

559 > If the psychotic loon Ford could stand the scrutiny of testifying, this shit show would not be imploding as it is.

Bets that they've had coaches working with her intensively over the last few days, said coaches finally saying "Fuck it, there's no way we can make this loonytoon credible"?

It would be interesting to know if she's been showing up to teach classes since this came out.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (TM5Iv)

560 A lot of women aren't comfortable with this bullshit, either, and not just women who are Trump voters. Because they have husbands and sons.


Good point.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (Tyii7)

561 How often does the FBI investigate claims of crimes that the statute of limitations expired on over 30 years ago?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (IcT7t)

562 533 This must not be polling well.

I think it's pretty safe to say that factoring out the Soy and Cuck crowd, a lot of men are not at all comfortable with this bullshit..........
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (Tyii7)
----------------------------
A lot of women --- including many who routinely vote D --- are not comfortable with it either.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (0jtPF)

563 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 18, 2018 09:49 PM (Z9kOS)

564
From what putative academic diploma mill did Ballsy Ford receive her doctorate and in which discipline?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

565 Soon the only man left standing in this entire country will be Mike Pence.

*ahem*

Posted by: Keith Richards at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7)

566 556 Played to an approving base ... stayed in the news ... with absolutely ZERO chance of pushback in the Senate.

It's a no brainer move for her. She's not running for fucking re-election in California - and she's not running for President.

She should not - at this point - give two shits what Flyover Country thinks.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (fiGNd)

In other words :

The Accusation wasn't the play.

Letting The Base know that she was Openly Lying and Getting Away With it was the play.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (jlHSA)

567 **** This must not be polling well.

In the red states with Dem incumbents, it's probably a disaster.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (2xR5z)

568 AT this point it's better to be a SC judge characterized by some as a rapist than that guy who didn't get on the SCOTUS because he was a rapist.

Damage done, he's stained either way. Making it onto the SC just makes is sting less.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:40 PM (W+vEI)

Plus, he'll really get to fuck with the Demonicrats on 1st Amendment, 2nd Amendment, and abortion cases.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (9BLnV)

569 VOTE THURSDAY!!!

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (q177U)

570 If the psychotic loon Ford could stand the scrutiny of testifying, this shit show would not be imploding as it is.
Posted by: Tentotwo
-----------

They're playing for time. When/if it is advantageous to roll Ford out, they will.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (YgbOr)

571 >>A lot of women --- including many who routinely vote D --- are not comfortable with it either.




Yes.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (W+vEI)

572 Again this is because I can't lie or gaslight people for shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:47 PM (jlHSA)


OK ...

... but do you like games ? Classic shit like Checkers ? Chess ? Othello ?

Look - I'm a brutally bad liar ... because I just enjoy telling people the shitty truth.

But in the context of an agreed upon contest ? Yeah - I can lie. Pretty fuckin' good, really.

That's most games.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

573 I actually have more sympathy for Cindy Sheehan. At least the woman stayed consistent. If anything her whole deal made me hate the dems more: she was lauded and given the spotlight during Bush's term, then when she was no longer useful during Obama's, they cast her aside.

What a bunch of mealy gits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (/BTP8)

574 Will say one last time.


Declassification process is a process, not a single act. Some material may be withheld, or redacted, when it's all over. Doubt Trump will over-rule all appeals - if there are any - over disputed items.


Four categories of materials, all quite different, so it will take longer for some to come out. Expected that specified pages of FISA affidavit and the reports of Ohr interviews will be first to emerge, last will be the broad category of communications concerning RUSSIA! by top DOJ/FBI officials.


Media has had full FISA affidavit for over a year, most likely. FYI.


Nunes has said first section of FISA release is key, outlines the "insurance policy", and has hinted it's very very baaaaaad for the bad guys.


Some reports first two items may be out soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (QDnY+)

575 Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

You could say Sasquatch attacked you using the same logic, and then your sycophant supporters could claim you are above rapprochement, and anyone who didn't believe you was evil. Heck, you could even demand the FBI investigate it.

It's the most bizarre piece of despotism ever imagined. No due process. No trial. No evidence. Because, woman. And she must be believed.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (1CjSZ)

576 So when you see Allahpundit pissing his pants you know we are winning.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 09:43 PM (xPl2J)

-----

This. If you want to see which way the wind is blowing check the #NTs. They always rush to the fence when it isn't safe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (5aX2M)

577 Vote now, vote next Weds., same-same, in all respects.

Disagree. Giving the Reds a week to gin up something else is folly, IMO. Press the advantage. NOW.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (pUCsZ)

578 17
She will not testify because it was a phoney accusation, obviously. I
think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name
if they were rude enough to him and his family.

Kind of like in football, on a 4th and 2, where the team lines up as to be going for it, and the QB barks the signals, but at 0:01 calls time out, and the punt team comes on.



Or not. Because unlike this Senate mess, both football teams were abiding by the rules.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (UsCnO)

579 > How often does the FBI investigate claims of crimes that the statute of limitations expired on over 30 years ago?

Even if it weren't 30 years ago, how often does the FBI investigate claims of a high school boy grabbing a boob?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (TM5Iv)

580 But in the context of an agreed upon contest ? Yeah - I can lie. Pretty fuckin' good, really.

That's most games.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

Remind me never to play 'Go Fish' with you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (/BTP8)

581 569 VOTE THURSDAY!!!
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (q177U)

DEFENESTRATIONS FRIDAY!!!


It could be a thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (5jVnA)

582 1) Nutty Professor won't testify until the FBI investigates her "accusation" - a demand she knows they won't comply with
2) Sure enough, FBI has several times already come-out and said, yeah we're not looking that this
3) None other than The Flake intimates, to FN CNN no less, that it's time to move on

C'mon Chuck - honor the original schedule for the vote on Thursday. Announce it via twitter at 7:45 PM on Wednesday.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (9TYxj)

583 From what putative academic diploma mill did Ballsy Ford receive her doctorate and in which discipline?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

Las Vegas College of Prostitutional Arts.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (9BLnV)

584 575 Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

You could say Sasquatch attacked you using the same logic, and then your sycophant supporters could claim you are above rapprochement, and anyone who didn't believe you was evil. Heck, you could even demand the FBI investigate it.

It's the most bizarre piece of despotism ever imagined. No due process. No trial. No evidence. Because, woman. And she must be believed.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (1CjSZ)


I remember the time Christie Brinkley mounted me reverse cow girl style. It was horrible. I still have nightmares about it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (pUCsZ)

585 The left's analysis of this is bafflingly confused and ignorant. Seriously they are utterly without a clue.

First response to the Bertrand tweet?

"Checkmate" like she's countered the Republicans and they're helpless. Then one says the FBI cannot investigate without Trump's approval. They think this is some kind of genius maneuver, its like talking to 8 year olds. They're convinced the FBI can investigate a 36 year old claim a boy tried to touch her boobie as part of "background checks" which they've already done 6 of.

The ignorance and lack of comprehension on display is ... amazing to behold.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (39g3+)

586 572 OK ...

... but do you like games ? Classic shit like Checkers ? Chess ? Othello ?

Look - I'm a brutally bad liar ... because I just enjoy telling people the shitty truth.

But in the context of an agreed upon contest ? Yeah - I can lie. Pretty fuckin' good, really.

That's most games.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:51 PM (fiGNd)

I've been jack shit about all of those.

There's only one act of obfuscation I've gotten away with in my life (a long time ago) and I'm sure as shit not telling anybody here what it was.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (jlHSA)

587 Because they have husbands and sons.

They have daughters, too, who are looking for examples.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (ziPP0)

588
Tell Ballsy Ford she'll not be sitting at the same table as K ... she'll be sitting on his lap.

"Dance, Ballsy, dance!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (pNxlR)

589 This must not be polling well.
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When you lose RBG, it's time to rethink things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (YgbOr)

590 I think the Dems were just hoping Kavanaugh would just withdraw his name if they were rude enough to him and his family.

We cannot spare this man. He fights.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (6Zmow)

591 I remember the time Christie Brinkley mounted me reverse cow girl style. It was horrible. I still have nightmares about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 09:52 PM (pUCsZ)

yeah...

Horrible...

*shakes himself from happy place*

Sorry, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (/BTP8)

592 583; doubtful. nobody would pay to fuck that. not even fat guys sweating gravy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (KP5rU)

593 This must not be polling well.

I think its winning big with leftists but the rest of the country is rolling its collective eyes at the ridiculous antics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (39g3+)

594 There's only one act of obfuscation I've gotten away with in my life (a long time ago) and I'm sure as shit not telling anybody here what it was.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:53 PM (jlHSA)

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Are you trans?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

595 Fineswine IS running for re-election, again...

if you're a fellow #Failifornia moron/ette. please, Please, PLEASE vote for DeLeon, and urge your friends and family to as well...

better another idiot with no seniority and no clout, like Kamala-toe, than old hag again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (rjbMC)

596 BREAKING on CNN: Kavanaugh Accuser Refuses To Testify Until Robert Mueller Clears Kavanaugh Of All Crimes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (WqPYg)

597 Apparently she's a "journalist"...apparently one that doesn't know what an *allegation* is.

The kollidges are cranking out some really stupid edjumicated people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

598 Up till now I've been hoping that Kavanaugh is really a strict constructionist.

Now I'm hoping that he's a strict constructionist who knows how to hold a grudge.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

599 Anybody that is on Facebook appeal to the women that this is dangerous territory. It will be your sons, husband or nephews. They could lose their job for something like this all someone has to do is accuse them. Women know how desperate women or girls can get when rejected, scorned or to even get ahead.

Common sense needs to prevail over TDS.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hECVl)

600 Decades from now, a little boy will ask "Daddy, what's a clusterfuck". Dad will go to his bookcase, and show sonny the history of Judge K.'s confirmation hearings

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (xzqr4)

601 594 Are you trans?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

If I was, would I have survived on AoS as long as I have?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (jlHSA)

602 Wow, a Pixy Misa sighting.

** Waves **

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

603 ChiFI *is* running for re-election, and though I don't think she's got anything to worry about, this was an attempt to burnish her Idiot credentials (her opponent is even worse than she is).


I doubt any of this has exactly thrilled Tester, Manchin, Donnelly, et al. There was nothing (likely or plausible) that would make things easier for them on this - and this certainly hasn't.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

604 >>Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

...
It's the most bizarre piece of despotism ever imagined. No due process. No trial. No evidence. Because, woman. And she must be believed.
- - - -

And it's been happening on college campuses for several years now.

This is bringing the Title IX campus kangaroo courts to the Hill/ #BelieveAllWomen!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (W+vEI)

605 The other three guys are Gorsuch, Roberts, and Alito.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (rnAwa)

606 i wonder if she was not remotely credible, or did someone explain to her the penalties for lying under oath?

that would explain the "i won't talk until the FBI investigates" bullshit.

either way, Hello Justice BK!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (rjbMC)

607 Who was the Reagan appointee ( cabinet position) that they did the same thing only he withdrew?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

608 Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)


You mean like Franco?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2K6fY)

609 I still have nightmares about it.

I can see why, you'd want to look at that beautiful face.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (39g3+)

610 Kind of like in football, on a 4th and 2, where the team lines up as to be going for it, and the QB barks the signals, but at 0:01 calls time out, and the punt team comes on.

But if you're fucking with Donald J Saban, that might bite you on the ass later.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (iYaJJ)

611 What is the FBI going to investigate? There are no details!

I dreamed Angela Bassett was there! They were worshipping Satan! She dogpiled the ad hoc orgy!!!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (v1udk)

612 I doubt any of this has exactly thrilled Tester, Manchin, Donnelly, et al. There was nothing (likely or plausible) that would make things easier for them on this - and this certainly hasn't.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 09:56 PM (QDnY+)

McCaskill is tied in her race for re-election. She was Hilary's BFF

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (6Zmow)

613 Who was the Reagan appointee ( cabinet position) that they did the same thing only he withdrew?

John Tower? (SecDef nominee, I think)

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (9TYxj)

614 599 Anybody that is on Facebook appeal to the women that this is dangerous territory. It will be your sons, husband or nephews. They could lose their job for something like this all someone has to do is accuse them. Women know how desperate women or girls can get when rejected, scorned or to even get ahead.


Common sense needs to prevail over TDS. Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hECVl)

Unfortunately that ship has sailed with most of my FB friends - they would rather bite their own nose off, kiss their own elbow, and gnaw the fingers of their left hand off than admit anyone remotely associated with Trump isn't the anti-Christ's love child with it's own doppelganger.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Gim9y)

615

That Justice RPG is lookin hot... man, I'd go for some grab ass and squeeze titty...

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (UFLLM)

616 FL Senate poll


Scott +5

https://mobile.twitter.com/nedryun/status/1042197185146904576

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (MAstk)

617 598 Up till now I've been hoping that Kavanaugh is really a strict constructionist.

Now I'm hoping that he's a strict constructionist who knows how to hold a grudge.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

I kind of think it would be cool if he posed for one of those 'Government portraits' while holding a battle axe and testing the edge with a hair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (/BTP8)

618 607 Who was the Reagan appointee ( cabinet position) that they did the same thing only he withdrew?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2DOZq)

Bork?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (/BTP8)

619 I'll fill out the 302 form on her interview

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 09:59 PM (nFwvY)

620 Think about it. This is an allegation with no corroboration or demonstrably true facts. It specious and scurrilous.

They got it all from MAD TV. "He look...like a man."

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (oTMWb)

621 7 I think Blasey is some sort of Slavic name. Probably anglicized from Blcczzenic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)


Or it's from the German "blasen".

Which translates as "to blow".

Including "jobs"

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, world...traveler. at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (di1hb)

622 614 Unfortunately that ship has sailed with most of my FB friends - they would rather bite their own nose off, kiss their own elbow, and gnaw the fingers of their left hand off than admit anyone remotely associated with Trump isn't the anti-Christ's love child with it's own doppelganger.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (Gim9y)

Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (jlHSA)

623 I kind of think it would be cool if he posed for one of those 'Government portraits' while holding a battle axe and testing the edge with a hair.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (/BTP

Or standing on a pile of skulls.

Posted by: ALH at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (6Zmow)

624 605 The other three guys are Gorsuch, Roberts, and Alito.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (rnAwa)


CNN said she made the same complaint against Gorsuch but the haters buried it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (1g7ch)

625 Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 09:58 PM (9TYxj)

I think that's it only he was a Bush appointee. Off to google or bing or whatever.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (2DOZq)

626 Nood. ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (/BTP8)

627 Nope, absolutely nope.


Dems try anything *else* now - unless it's the real thing, which is implausible because 1) they would have used it long ago 2) Kav is not likely to have any real skeletons in the closet - they will only ensure all this hurts them.


Fund-raising. The Dems use everything that happens for fund-raising, and most of what they *cause* to happen is purely for that purpose.


One despicable baseless late hit falls apart ...... and you try *another* one?


Nope. They're not very smart, even about "politics", but they're smart enough not to do that.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (QDnY+)

628 Saw a poll of TX today that had Cruz +9.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (oVJmc)

629 583
From what putative academic diploma mill did Ballsy Ford receive her doctorate and in which discipline?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)



Las Vegas College of Prostitutional Arts.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Last in her class, I hear.

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (pY+s4)

630 6217 I think Blasey is some sort of Slavic name. Probably anglicized from Blcczzenic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

Or it's from the German "blasen".

Which translates as "to blow".

Including "jobs"

I denounce myself. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, world...traveler. at September 18, 2018 10:00 PM (di1hb)

Once more a foreigner doing a job Americans won't do.
I denounce myself too.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (Gim9y)

631 Common sense needs to prevail over TDS.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 09:55 PM (hECVl)

No. If someone is plugged into the hive mind, they can't reason things like this. Some people must be told what to think, from people they trust. That's just how their brains work.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 18, 2018 10:01 PM (DwNvJ)

632 Up till now I've been hoping that Kavanaugh is really a strict constructionist.

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I'm still in wait-and-see mode about that... I kinda doubt it. Too bland, and he doesn't seem like a fighter. I could be wrong.

But I figure the play here was to force the Republicans left on a dishwater-dull nominee, hopefully for a Kennedy type, and make some space against the next one of these black-robes to kick the bucket or retire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (5aX2M)

633 Poor Chuck Todd. First his wish for a Labor Day Mueller bombshell fell flat. Yesterday or today he was hopefully yapping about Kavanaugh dropping out because the hassle isn't worth it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (2NqXo)

634 Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 09:44 PM (fiGNd)

You mean like Franco?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2018 09:57 PM (2K6fY)


Exactly.

My limited little bit of reading into WWII - given my piss-poor education and such - has convinced me that Mussollini was one popular son-of-a-bitch ... including here in the good ol' USA.

And a lot of the shit he was selling, early, was straight Nationalism and Popularism.

Putting troops into Ethiopia wasn't getting anyone's attention.

He should have stopped when he could.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

635 Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Its sort of sad, a lot of people I respect and look up to in Reformed Christianity are losing their nut over Trump. They cannot seem to grok the man's ability to get the job done and accomplish their goals, and balk at past events and crude speech. They'd rather have a man who talks pretty and does evil than talks nasty and does good.

And that's simply not acceptable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (39g3+)

636 595 Fineswine IS running for re-election, again...

if you're a fellow #Failifornia moron/ette. please, Please, PLEASE vote for DeLeon, and urge your friends and family to as well...

better another idiot with no seniority and no clout, like Kamala-toe, than old hag again.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 09:54 PM (rjbMC)


I'm inclined to vote for de Wetback just because Feinstein pulled this despicable shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (pUCsZ)

637 As a matter of conscience, I've decided not to vote on the Kavanaugh nomination.

Posted by: Juan McCain at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (HiLJ1)

638 NOOD.. ONT

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (+ldAm)

639 TX special election for state Senate seat.

R flips deep blue seat.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 09:48 PM (MAstk)


Who?

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 10:03 PM (Z48ZB)

640 When you make up a story to derail someone, it's got to be believable. Amateurs.

Posted by: Christopher Steele at September 18, 2018 10:04 PM (o3AYq)

641 Mr Scogg,
Diane Feinstein is on the 2016 general election ballot in California. They use a jungle primary and she is facing a leftist Democratic Hispanic candidate. She got a significant number of votes in the primary but the last polling (Probolsky Research poll, conducted between Aug. 29-Sept. 2) I saw indicated she was only eight points up before this stuff started after Labor Day.

Both the LA Times and the SF Chronicle called her out on it, probably because they want the more leftist DeLeon to win. She has pissed off CA Republicans who might have voted for her instead of the even more left DeLeon. Some Republicans might have also left that race blank as a pox on both sides. She probably is either in a dead heat or behind DeLeon is my guess which is why she is backtracking. 1/3 of California voters are still Republican--add that to the identity vote and Feinstein may go down. Not left enough for the new Dems and made herself poison with Republicans.

If it is not too much trouble, I would suggest informing oneself before commenting.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (jWFXC)

642 So who put this pubic hair on my coke??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (T+Eka)

643 And a lot of the shit he was selling, early, was straight Nationalism and Popularism.

Putting troops into Ethiopia wasn't getting anyone's attention.

He should have stopped when he could.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)

-----

It was always heavily doped with Socialism from his early days before he split from the Party.

The Ethiopia thing was the beginning of the end of though. The socialism was popular, but no one understood why he went to Ethiopia.

He could've weathered the unpopular war if it went well, but getting humiliated by Haile Selassie and then bailed about by the Krauts was too much for people to take. The Army never gave a fuck after that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (5aX2M)

644 635 Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Its sort of sad, a lot of people I respect and look up to in Reformed Christianity are losing their nut over Trump. They cannot seem to grok the man's ability to get the job done and accomplish their goals, and balk at past events and crude speech. They'd rather have a man who talks pretty and does evil than talks nasty and does good.

And that's simply not acceptable.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (39g3+)

Pretty Much.

They preferred having "President Boyfriend" to "Actual World Leader".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 10:06 PM (jlHSA)

645 My limited little bit of reading into WWII - given my piss-poor education and such - has convinced me that Mussollini was one popular son-of-a-bitch ... including here in the good ol' USA.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (fiGNd)


A big fan of fascism (before it took on its current invidious connotation)? FDR.

He and many others viewed fascism - including one Schicklgruber - viewed fascism as the wave of the future, where government would partner with industry to promote national goals. Fascism at that time was viewed as the partnership between the people, the government, and the companies, to achieve national greatness. Tough platform to criticize, no?

But for Adolf, who added the racial/ genocidal element, fascism would probably be in favor today. See, e.g., "industrial policy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (pUCsZ)

646 Its sort of sad, a lot of people I respect and look up to in Reformed Christianity are losing their nut over Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM (39g3+)


Well Chief ...

... things like Reformed Christianity go back to being things that those in Power punish without fear - if and when today's age of Law and Order goes away.

Those folks would do well to read some History besides their Bibles.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:07 PM (fiGNd)

647 635 Even the "Christian" women in my office reflexive accept any leftism now that Trump is in office. And try to say that normally, they'd back social conservatism, but are willing to throw it all away in order to oppose Trump.

Yet another argument against the 19th Amendment.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:08 PM (pUCsZ)

648 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (wldC6)

649 @538 Mussollini fucked up - he should've just played a Limit Game for smaller stakes.
----------------

He tried.

Things started off well enough. Ethiopia folded pretty quickly. But then he went after Greece. And the Greeks fought back and pretty much slowed things to a crawl. And then the British insisted on joining the show (over Greek objections, from what I understand), and the Germans were pretty much forced to get involved at that point. It did put off the invasion of the USSR by a critical month or two, though.

And then there was the misadventure in North Africa. It seemed simple enough. Send the army from Tripoli to Alexandria against light British opposition, and build the new Roman Empire on the Southern Med. But then Waverly's Gallop happened, and once again the Germans had to bail out the Italians.

Posted by: junior at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (nmJMg)

650 Both the LA Times and the SF Chronicle called her out on it, probably because they want the more leftist DeLeon to win. She has pissed off CA Republicans who might have voted for her instead of the even more left DeLeon. Some Republicans might have also left that race blank as a pox on both sides. She probably is either in a dead heat or behind DeLeon is my guess which is why she is backtracking. 1/3 of California voters are still Republican--add that to the identity vote and Feinstein may go down. Not left enough for the new Dems and made herself poison with Republicans.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (jWFXC)


Hence this entire kabuki farce. The worthless bitch is trying to save her worthless ass by this maneuver.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:10 PM (pUCsZ)

651 If it is not too much trouble, I would suggest informing oneself before commenting.

Posted by: whig at September 18, 2018 10:05 PM (jWFXC)


Honestly ... when I was in the groove ... I meant to type "Alabama". But - I screwed it up.

Seriously though - I suggest you just understanding I don't give a fuck.

Best thing you should do is just do that "ignore" thing for me.

Just like I ignore about everything from California. If it slides into the sea ... what ? Less movies for a couple years ?

Deal.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (fiGNd)

652 You are welcome:

https://scholarship.law.edu/johnxxiii_lectures/2/

Posted by: Marooned at September 18, 2018 10:13 PM (8hRlF)

653 Things started off well enough. Ethiopia folded pretty quickly.

-----

Mussolini captured the captured quickly and declared victory, but ended up spending four years subjugating the southern half of the country. It turned into a clusterfuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:16 PM (5aX2M)

654 capture the capitol addis ababa

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 10:17 PM (5aX2M)

655 The legislative branch of our federal government is controlled by cunts.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 10:20 PM (Z9C5C)

656 In case anyone hadn't noticed...the Dems and left with their communist puppet Lady Professor have now officially gone nuclear-level crazy.

Posted by: Prof at September 18, 2018 10:22 PM (zgX3V)

657 416
The trouble is that conservatives lack the resources the left has to
fight back in kind. The left has layperson volunteers willing to lie for
them, and they have the media. And it would have been tricky just to
ignore them and go ahead with the vote because of the 5th column cucks
looking for an excuse for their cuckery.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 09:25 PM (/qEW2)

Yes, and there is something else. What has happened the last month with the Kavanaugh situation was planned. People had to get together and dream this evil crap up. There were steps to this, choreographed with the press, to smear BK. This was no accident. It tells us what these people are about.


Decent people don't concentrate on being devious and evil. These attacks and methods were devised by evil-thinking people. Democrats to be sure, but #Nevers have their fingerprints, too. They spend their time thinking about evil things that only tear down, not build. They need to be identified and called out.

Conservatives need to wake up and understand the old rules of politics don't apply much any more. Much nastier.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 10:24 PM (UsCnO)

658 Subpoena her ass

Posted by: Lisa at September 18, 2018 10:30 PM (sEhdr)

659 I think the most recent take on this is she claims she will speak in a committee situation, but not in a formal hearing. I suspect the "under oath" part is not too appetizing to her. Also, she is claiming to be getting death threats. That's curious since no one has been able to reach her.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2018 10:32 PM (ys0PL)

660 So in Google News:

The new work that Google has done for the Chinese Government is nearing completion!

The new Chinese Google search engine is soon going on line. For the first time, every single search, website visited, every email sent and received, will be captured and TIED TO YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER!


Of course, the government will use this information to decide if you are worthy of credit, boarding a plane or train, or right to buy basic goods and services.


Google is the same company that has backed out of a contract with the Department of Defense for cloud computer services, worth millions.

Now go watch that 2016 Google employee video and wonder what the average Google employee thinks about America, it's history, it's Constitution.

Yeah, I get the same feeling.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 10:38 PM (UsCnO)

661 I flew on Ethiopian Airlines in Haile Salassi's front row seats as a child. Pretty cool.

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 10:51 PM (Q1UO3)

662 So at this point were down to she thinks she remembers getting groped by a boy from Georgetown Prep

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2018 11:13 PM (j0Mw7)

663 Ms. Blasey Ford should put up (testify under oath) or shut up.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2018 11:18 PM (Sda6L)

664 Just ram Kavanaugh down their goddamned throats already. Like Thomas before him, nothing Kavanaugh does will be "legitimate" to the left. So fuck 'em.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at September 19, 2018 12:45 AM (TdCQk)

665 I'm inclined to vote for de Wetback just because Feinstein pulled this despicable shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 18, 2018 10:02 PM

Yeppers, I too am so inclined. I live in a red county so any office above the House and local concerns are a total waste of a party line vote anyhoo.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at September 19, 2018 01:00 AM (TdCQk)

666 If Feinstein goes down, DeLeon won't have a fraction of her connections and committee clout, so California suffers either way.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 19, 2018 01:40 AM (D/Ye4)

667 660
"So in Google News:

The new work that Google has done for the Chinese Government is nearing completion!

The new Chinese Google search engine is soon going on line"

This honestly ranks pretty high up as one of the most spectacularly evil acts ever committed by an American organization. Not bad for a company whose schtick is supposed to be "Don't be evil".

Posted by: lurker at September 19, 2018 01:41 AM (67XdO)

668 I live in the most dem county in CA (Alameda) and after this crap, I plan on voting for DeLeon. Let's let the progs try and burn down everything while only burning there bridges.

Posted by: redchief at September 19, 2018 01:43 AM (mL4jt)

669

Next, she will want to bring Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Crater as witnesses before she testifies.


Perhaps, they were in the room at the time.

Posted by: undocumented illegal Mark Knopfler at September 19, 2018 02:44 AM (e8kgV)

670 667 - Google isn't an American company anymore. They claim to be an Irish company, for tax purposes.

Posted by: dustydog at September 19, 2018 04:26 AM (awPCW)

671 Wow ! This happened so long ago
Not as far back as the rapes Cosby was convicted of

Posted by: Comrade at September 19, 2018 09:13 AM (YCGac)

672 I have full confidence in the capability of the republican party to screw this up.

Posted by: Mitchell at September 19, 2018 01:16 PM (BvNzB)

673 Is this like a side nood?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2018 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

674 Wow ! This happened so long ago
Not as far back as the rapes Cosby was convicted of

Posted by: Comrade at September 19, 2018 09:13 AM (YCGac)



Shockingly, your wrong, Dunderkind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2018 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

675 The Cosby conviction was from 2004, the Ford lie is set somewhere in the 1980s, date unknown.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 19, 2018 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

676 QUOTE (18: "I've actually been really upset over this whole fraudulent attack on Judge Kavanaugh not just on a political or professional level, but also on a personal level.
How in the world does a man explain what is going on to his 2 daughters?
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:58 PM (MIvRT)"

This becomes a teachable moment to his daughters on the lunacy of liberals. They know the man their Dad truly is and so does Mom.

Posted by: Janir at September 19, 2018 08:12 PM (7FTeO)

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