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NYT: CBS Fired Les Moonves When They Found Out He Was Being Blackmailed and Was Trying to Get His Blackmailer a Job to Insure Her Silence
MarketWatch digests the NYT's report.
It gets worse for Moonves: The board now takes the position that, owing to Moonves' deception about this matter, they do not owe him the gigantic severance package (worth up to $120 million) he would otherwise be entitled to. And it gets worse for CBS news, too: 60 Minutes producer Jeff Fager has been fired, due to his threatening email to a reporter to back off of reporting on CBS' own #MeToo problems.
The last straw that led to the ouster of CBS Corp. Chief Executive Les Moonves was not the new claims of sexual assault and harassment in a New Yorker article Sunday, but revelations in August that he was being blackmailed by one of his alleged victims and was trying to get her a job to secure her silence, the New York Times reported late Wednesday. Moonves still had strong support from some CBS board members after the first allegations against him were published by the New Yorker in July, the Times said. But that support reportedly eroded after directors learned one of Moonves' accusers was threatening to go public, and that Moonves was trying to pay her off with a job at CBS. That shattered his credibility regarding his previous denials to the board that he had done anything wrong, the Times reported, and the board started to seek his ouster.
CBS revealed Wednesday that Fager had warned CBS reporter Jericka Duncan, who was reporting on the news division's own sexual-misconduct scandal, to "be careful," adding, "there are people who lost their jobs trying to harm me, and if you pass on these damaging claims without your own reporting to back them up, that will become a serious problem."The threatened reporter offers a video report below. She was looking into charges that Fager had groped people at company parties.
"Be careful," then-@60Minutes EP Jeff Fager said in text to @Jerickaduncan. "There are people who lost their jobs trying to harm me, and if you pass on these damaging claims without your own reporting to back them up, that will become a serious problem." https://t.co/ZE8kjYTkAA pic.twitter.com/7oY6t0Mp7j
— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) September 12, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 13, 2018 04:02 PM (fsLEW)
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 04:04 PM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (yMqYP)
Pope said so
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (AkSKU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (vbJig)
#MeToo is really a revenge project, eh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (W+vEI)
Served cold it appears.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (a0IVu)
Is this career-ending stuff, or just a way to blackmail or oust men because they can?
Asking for Joe Biden...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (AkSKU)
he told a reporter not to rely on unsubstantiated second hand accusations
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:07 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at September 13, 2018 04:07 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)
Posted by: Open sewer at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (T6t7i)
Trying to Get His Blackmailer a Job to Insure Her Silence
Oh, like Vernon Jordan tried to do for Monica Lewinsky.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)
How serious was this 'groping at a party'?
Is this career-ending stuff, or just a way to blackmail or oust men because they can?
Asking for Joe Biden...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)
Not for nuthin.....lots of guys don't grope at parties.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (ymnmz)
However, the Left, as always, will turn this into a 'let's get our enemies' project.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Julie Chen at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)
______________________________________
The oppressed peoples of Malaysia rejoice.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vbJig)
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And they have the nerve to lecture the rest of us about morality, etc.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (q177U)
I don't have any love for these media dudes. Sounds like the MSM is just
as pervy and sexually degrading as Hollywood. Whatever, you chose to be
handsy and worse.
However, the Left, as always, will turn this into a 'let's get our enemies' project.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (W+vEI)
tooodle ooooo
Posted by: DiFi at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (p2jI/)
Embrace the healing power of "and".
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast
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It shouldn't have, but this post made me LOL.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Red Pedo Pope at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (9rIkM)
15 Nike stock closed at new all time high !
Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)
______________________________________
The oppressed peoples of Malaysia rejoice.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vbJig)
Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Good.
Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (LDV7V)
Posted by: Barry Obama at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (IeDO8)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vg8iE)
We should just start calling all of them Matt Lauer.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (4ErVI)
Will Moonves be replaced by execs that cry in public over things related to Trump? Because that seems to be a thing now. A requirement, even.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (fq72/)
Try commenter known as Comrade.
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (bUjCl)
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Let them die!
Posted by: Captain Kirk at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (3HNOQ)
To get dirt on a media figure? Nine months max.
Posted by: trev006 at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (+wxDg)
Powerful men use their power to get women . What??
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Women are attracted to powerful men, and use their sexuality to get what they want? What???
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (T6t7i)
Don't simply pass on rumors, do some fact checking on your own.
Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled he's in hot water. I just find it funny a CBS reporter had to be threatened to do some original reporting on their story.
PS: In standard English, an x-er is typically one who does x. So what's a Fager?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (TG4Dr)
Posted by: Marmo
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Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (9rIkM)
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I retract the offer.
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (fq72/)
Why does the CBS board hate jobless people?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (CE6iV)
Why it's almost as if their advocate journalism was just a cover or something...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (07YWD)
Moonves groped Elaine Chao.
THAT was his ultimate sin.
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (TG4Dr)
Please. She would have karate chopped and sushi'd him.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Oh, agreed. Not excusing it or saying a woman should shut up and take it.
My concern is the 'defining rape/sexual assault down' path this is taking. Weinstein was/is a monster. Prosecute him, drive him from Hollywood, that's good. But when they move on to decades-old cases of groping...? The people doing this are the same ones who declare "teach men not to rape" and insist we eliminate 'toxic masculinity.' I don't want women like Rose McGowan deciding who is and isn't allowed to work, what is acceptable behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (p2jI/)
Posted by: wammo at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (br9Yw)
Can't say that I see much of a problem with this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (w0IWw)
I don't understand this.
Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Apparently Crapperdick is going to open up his own line of apparel; Nike money is not enough, he is going to compete against them too. Sounds right that he is once again betraying the hand that feeds him!
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (hvf9s)
You can be totally innocent, yet they can ruin your livelihood and reputation.
Note what they did to Judge Moore, who once he lost the election, his accusers went away.
So if I was powerful, I could totally see paying someone off to remain silent...
Not saying that this is what happened here, but in the era of the Politics of Personal Destruction... who really knows.
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pahound at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (evQp0)
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It's a puthy trap!!!
Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (8ikIW)
Well NBC has Weinstein and Lauer.
ABC has all the Disney Pedos.
Anything at CNN?
Posted by: Iblis at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (9221z)
They're still churning out NCIS episodes. That show is a ratings monster.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: the Paolo at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)
That's the FBI's job.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (w0IWw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (T5o9s)
Weinstein is a bully douchebag other than the sexual assault accusations but his main accuser had consensual sex with him long after the alleged sexual assault occurred. That's not the way it works.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (p2jI/)
Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?
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They're Asian. Asians get ignored when the victim status goodies get passed around.
Posted by: junior at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (umy56)
I looked into my bishop's past. Small diocese. First timer. President of a seminary with no scandals. Adorno Fathers (Filipino) priests here in the parish. I decided they are relatively clean and I don't want the diocese to go bankrupt.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Not even a blue dress for evidence?
Yeah, there is something else going on here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (T4oHT)
Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)
Apparently Crapperdick is going to open up his own line of apparel;
Nike money is not enough, he is going to compete against them too.
Sounds right that he is once again betraying the hand that feeds him!
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (hvf9s)
LOL.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (p2jI/)
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Moonves grabbed a female doctor at UCLA in her office during her initial meeting with him as a patient 19 years ago. After she got away from him twice he pulled a Weinstein/potted plant maneuver.
She reported him to her bosses at UCLA and they told her not to report it to the police because he has a lot of money.
She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.
Article here:
"Les Moonves Admits to Unwanted Kissing of His Doctor 19 Years Ago" - Vanity Fair
Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (/fX9d)
First? Sucks to be CBS
Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 13, 2018 04:02 PM
I'm watching their on-line version. In the upper right corner they have a picture of Cape Fear, NC, with an American flag in the foreground. A flag being tattered and torn to shreds in the wind.
That damn well better not be National Park Service property where that flag is located.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (LOgQ4)
This.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (xBSm0)
Right?
Caesar Cleopatra
Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (gmo/4)
I do not even begin to understand that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: x at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
Coming up next: Being tried and imprisoned based solely on she said.
What physical evidence existed against Bill Cosby? None as far as I know other than he admitted to giving someone a sedative. Other than that you're still left with a he said/she said as to what happened next.
If evidence did indeed exist, than I retract the above. I didn't hear about it, but I didn't follow it all that closely either.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (4ErVI)
83 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)
Once, he shook it threee times at a urinal. Three shakes is yanking it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Don Pardo at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (df+Zi)
One Billion Dollars.
Step right up, fools. Imma school you on how to win the big money!
Heh.
Suckers.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (dDMQ9)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Marmo
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Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (9rIkM)
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I retract the offer.
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much
Your luck zombie Helen Thomas wasn't around.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)
so not allows so.
but we also know the accusation in itself could be to garner fame, climbing the ladder, ousting someone to get their job
I would hope the accused and accuser would still use a process to prove innocence and guilt.
the fact just accusations can ruin people is a little shitty.
so fager seems right in the mail even if he is still a jerk.
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...
The" victim" has a MeToo lawyer...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (O2RFr)
"Ensure her silence"
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)
First on the Fart thread.
Keeping the string alive.
Huma, another absinthe.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)
They warned you about your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Iblis at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (9221z)
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Visualize Joe.....
.... boinking Mika.
Your welcome.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (CaRQc)
Article here:
"Les Moonves Admits to Unwanted Kissing of His Doctor 19 Years Ago" - Vanity Fair
Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (/fX9d)
Pulling that sort of shit on a doctor - who might have you in a very vulnerable position at some time in the future - ain't too bright.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (w0IWw)
Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018
Have you tried posting in the appropriate place(s) of the AoSHQ Classifieds section of the blog?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (ctuyM)
What can you say? They know their audience.
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conservatives can talk about boycotts but liberals can buycott.
But this is just speculation right now, we'll see how sales go. I do think they've pissed off a lot of people.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (yMqYP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter
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It's shrinkage!
Posted by: George Costanza at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (9rIkM)
She reported him to her bosses at UCLA and they told her not to report it to the police because he has a lot of money.
She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.
Article here:
"Les Moonves Admits to Unwanted Kissing of His Doctor 19 Years Ago" - Vanity Fair
Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (/fX9d)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (dPd5y)
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Tanned, rested and ready!!!
Posted by: Occasional-Kotex at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (vg8iE)
Me either.
It's true though. Even when NCIS is a re-run it's STILL in the top four for ratings that evening. It's a freaking juggernaut.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (9qZ3S)
Can we start over again with a new bunch of Democrats. This batch has gotten quite old and stinky.
Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (FhXTo)
Fetid. Word of the day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (CaRQc)
Nike stock hits new high. Market is bullish on Trump.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Maybe. But I suspect it's leftist virtue-signaling. No one in their right mind buys a stock with that low a return. It's downright stupid. When you can get a low-risk return perhaps 6X higher?
I think it's Soros and his minions.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Spiff at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (Ik0/P)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
..............
I smell Gloria Allred.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr)
Not saying that this is what happened here, but in the era of the Politics of Personal Destruction... who really knows.
Posted by: Don Q
Sexual charges are the only ones you are guilty till proven innocent.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (JTUFF)
My sweet wife says "Me! Me!"
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (3HNOQ)
have you in a very vulnerable position at some time in the future -
ain't too bright.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (w0IWw)
Please turn you head and cough. Hmmmm. Gonna need to repeat that. Now turn your head and scream.
There, that's more like it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (QLvwG)
It worked for CBS News!
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)
.... boinking Mika.
Your welcome.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (8XRCm)
More like Mika pegging Joe while dressed as an intern with a head wound.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (4ErVI)
"Ensure her silence"
Not "Insure her silence"
Thanks. It's one of my pet peeves, I assure you.
@108 Agreed.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
=
dangerous liasons
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
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You and your Chinese driver shouldnt be stirring the pot of investigation too vigorously there sugar tits.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (LOgQ4)
I do too but I like to counter the Left's glee by giving Trump credit.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (p2jI/)
She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.
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Aw, Hell, another one like Weinstein and Lauer.
What is it about those industries that attracts/enables predatory men like that?
From my own work experience, never encountered someone like that. The few pervy guys who obviously crossed the line with colleagues were all immediately fired.
Are there no HR departments at CBS???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (NWiLs)
These people have no soul.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (0tfLf)
in jest.
Posted by: willow
We do, ones that bitch and moan at us like wife's. Gropey stuff not so much.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (r+jTw)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (3HNOQ)
Viktor Orban takes the floor and tells them to kiss his ass.
Gates of Vienna: http://tinyurl.com/y793unob
Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
............
They're all Japanese?
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (dPd5y)
Are there no HR departments at CBS???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)
Low level flunkies get the boot quick but the rich, powerful and connected can get away with alot before facing any consequences.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (NWiLs)
Meh. How many hundreds of millions has he already made from CBS?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (w0IWw)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)
They warned you about your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)
I heard he said mean things to a Kid who eats paste...
and we all know how hurtful THAT can be!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM
Since when does LastWeek'sSockPuppeteerNumberSix get to pick the Word Of The Day?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
I have no doubt that Nike will be successful. They decided that they
can make the shoes in asian or african or south american sweatshops and
sell them to those same places and still make a fortune.
Tariff the shit out of foreign made sneakers.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (/qEW2)
But he should have told them he was trying to pay this woman off with a job ... and that is not the same as paying someone cash to get a non-disclosure agreement, even if the tryst never occurred.
But "sleeping his/her way to the top" used to be a normal practice. Everybody will have to wear body cams at all social events now, and have all conversations logged into the cloud in real time.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (Cus5s)
Meh. How many hundreds of millions has he already made from CBS?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (w0IWw)
And he will use that money to sue CBS for his severance.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (p2jI/)
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (T6t7i)
The Ace Spectrum!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: willow
I listen just as well at work as I do at home
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)
It isn't about the sex. It's about screwing somebody outa money. Ok, so it's a type of sex.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Good strategery of course. But I looked at their numbers today and wondered who in their right minds would buy that stock at that return? It's only a chance for a capitol gains ass-pounding if it does increase in value, while the dividends suck ass.
Unless they're preparing to jump ship to some even lower-paying country.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (p2jI/)
NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY DOCK
How hard is that.?
I met my wife of 32 years at work. I know how to behave myself. How hard is that?
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
The only and proper response by the FBI is: Okay, but what do you want us to do about this?
In other words, WHAT THE FLYINGFUCK IS THE FBI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)
LEAKED: Letter from Dianne Feinstein regarding Brett Kavanaugh.
tinyurl.com/y8jvwhlb
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
I guess we aren't doing phrasing anymore.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
Fetid. Word of the day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM
Since when does LastWeek'sSockPuppeteerNumberSix get to pick the Word Of The Day?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (ctuyM)
Yeah well.....I got nothing.
Just jacking the puppet count here, Boss.
Posted by: # 6 Sockpuppet at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Julie Chen at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Popo Franko Hellraiser at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (BRpqW)
I call bullshit all the way to the core.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
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We never will. That's the game.
DiFi submit's a "confidential" letter to the FBI.
FBI says they'll keep it "Confidential".
DiFi and the Dem's throw out innuendo about Kavanagh and the dirty Republicans until the midterms.
Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
----
Thats what she said??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
LEAKED: Letter from Dianne Feinstein regarding Brett Kavanaugh.
tinyurl.com/y8jvwhlb
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (w0IWw)
I mean, this is the same FBI that didn't give a SHIT about Nikolas Cruz.
So, it doesn't appear the FBI really cares about high school matters.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: OCBill at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (p2jI/)
The exception would be minority low level flunkies. I can name two African-American co-workers in past jobs that barely showed up and did little work when they did. Not only did they play the race card to retain employment, but openly bragged about doing so.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)
The FBI should be investigating her ties to the PRC but....Sessions.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (r9UYA)
The only and proper response by the FBI is: Okay, but what do you want us to do about this?
In other words, WHAT THE FLYINGFUCK IS THE FBI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)
Doesn't matter. The only purpose is to create headlines. "Complaint Against Kavanaugh Referred to FBI." "Kavanaugh Nomination Clouded by FBI Investigation."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lambchop at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (mCMQ5)
the Chinese have all sorts of Kompromat on DiFi ... maybe they are the ones that ordered her to stir the pot. China verry verrry good to DiFi ...
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (Cus5s)
Guys. Seriously.
NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY DOCK
How hard is that.?
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)
Around some co-workers? Let's just say it moves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
Bullshit. Big companies with deep pockets DON'T put up with this shit. A VP of my company in Germany got canned over it. Nobody is above it. The company is sued if they tolerate it.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (4MRvZ)
At Disney there is Pixar head John Lassiter. He was removed when this #MeToo stuff started because he was handsy with all women (to the point women were told to not be alone with him) and possibly worse. However, he's been brought back on, I think in a similar capacity? How about that?
At Nick there is the longtime (and major money-making) producer Dan Schneider, who has been for years rumored to be raping all the tween actresses, embedding his foot-fetish stuff into the shows, etc. He left quietly several months ago. How about that?
This is why I wonder about outing some dude grabbing some ass at a party years ago - why not Lassiter (why does he get a pass?) and especially Schneider?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
Nobody believes this bullshit. NOBODY.
Except for the Republican cucks. And that's who this is for. To influence and pressure Republicans.
Well done, McConnell, for dragging your feet on this confirmation.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (rrDmX)
I'm very interested in sex. Unfortunately, sex isn't interested in me.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)
Insomniac to Sex: "I WILL MAKE YOU CARE."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: deadrody at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (jsGbO)
Posted by: Socki at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (ymnmz)
I'm very interested in sex. Unfortunately, sex isn't interested in me.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)
Insomniac to Sex: "I WILL MAKE YOU CARE."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (qUahL)
Hah! If only it were as simple as that.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (CaRQc)
In other words, WHAT THE FLYINGFUCK IS THE FBI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)
The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Do not be distracted.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Pets dot com dog at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (CaRQc)
No, you rapey male patriarchal oppressor pig!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (qUahL)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Meanwhile the DoJ, which includes the FBI, has ZERO INTEREST in investigating a Chinese spy working FOR and WITH a US senator.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (rrDmX)
============================
I have to think this is a low even the most ardent prog journo wouldn't go to. But those f'rs can really limbo when it's Trump related.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)
---
It's weird to look back at being single and realize how great it was to not know for sure if you were going to get laid in the next few days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (JTUFF)
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (4MRvZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (rrDmX)
Viktor Orban takes the floor and tells them to kiss his ass.
Good on ya, mate.
Posted by: pep
Even better is the speech at the link by Nigel Farage. Orban was dignified and logical, as befits the leader of a nation. Farage drops his trousers and invites them to suck his knob. To their faces. Excellent.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (T6t7i)
You know it was more believable in Casablanca even as Renault was given his winnings.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (JTUFF)
----
What.
Like being married fixes that?
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)
No, but Soros and co. will spend money anywhere it can make it seem like America backs it's own hatred and demise.
Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Tokyo, come in Tokyo!
Posted by: Les Moonsomething at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (fq72/)
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Someone was using it to burn ants
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (JTUFF)
I honestly have no idea what you mean by this.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CBS Board of Directors at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (pC4J7)
Posted by: RobM1981 at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (4WC+3)
At Disney there is Pixar head John Lassiter. He was removed when this #MeToo stuff started because he was handsy with all women (to the point women were told to not be alone with him) and possibly worse. However, he's been brought back on, I think in a similar capacity? How about that?
At Nick there is the longtime (and major money-making) producer Dan Schneider, who has been for years rumored to be raping all the tween actresses, embedding his foot-fetish stuff into the shows, etc. He left quietly several months ago. How about that?
This is why I wonder about outing some dude grabbing some ass at a party years ago - why not Lassiter (why does he get a pass?) and especially Schneider?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
Schnieder is scum. Also he shared his pre-legal booty around, so that protected him. He needs to catch a bullet or twenty.
Lassiter was just a 'hugger' from the sounds of it. No sexual touching, but not someone who understood personal space. No Quim Pro Quo there, so far as I've heard.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM
My young Padawans have learned well.
Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (RuIsu)
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That entire situation sounds fishy to me. I believe the observatory is near Los Alamos and Sandia Labs. Sayin'.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)
Trump is just trying to distract everyone from his terrible FEMA response to Hurricane Florence.
I have it on good authority that Trump STILL hasn't begun the after storm cleanup.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)
The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK
...........
I'm not saying it was Aliens but.......
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Someone was using it to burn ants
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)
Were the ants FBI inform-ants?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (p2jI/)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (op3Fm)
btw, I'm almost certain President Trump has used the phrase "illegal aliens" in many of his tweets.
Which is the real reason twitter pulled this stunt today -- to Censor the president.
This is QUASI-Censorship by twitter of the president of the United States.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)
The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK
...........
I'm not saying it was Aliens but.......
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)
*orders more ammo from sgammo*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house!
I'm not sure it will happen this decade let alone next few days.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
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It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)
Were the ants FBI inform-ants?
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Not sure why.... but Im sitting in my truck giggling like a school girl.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM
But dipping them in the desk's inkwell was totes ok, right?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (ctuyM)
Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Someone was using it to burn ants
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)
Someone reported them as peeping Toms...
They were looking at Ur-anus...
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
---
It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)
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You newlyweds are soooo cute.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (3HNOQ)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)
Uh, in case you hadn't noticed Moonves was the head of CBS. The top guy. Climbed the latter over decades to get to the top. The guy at the top who controlled everything. Same with Weinstein and his company.
Plus, I'm sure Moonves isn't alone in his groping potted plant behavior and promoted other gropers to the top. He knows where their bodies are buried.
Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (/fX9d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (S3u/T)
Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual
sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a
few times?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
It's about both sex and power. There's no frisson of power from hiring a hooker.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (HgMAr)
They were just using the telescope to watch girls undress in Denver.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (op3Fm)
There is the stigma of hooker shopping, which has been mentioned previously this week.
I think it's more like something Hannibal Lecter said in 'Silence of the Lamb': we first begin to covet what we see around us every day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (O2RFr)
Would Gloria Allred and Lisa Bloom step to the White Fraud Phone...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (UnA8+)
But let's INVESTIGATE who pulled who's pigtails in high school 35 years ago!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM
But dipping them in the desk's inkwell was totes ok, right?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (ctuyM)
pig tails.
LOL
Posted by: Corn Dog at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
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No, you read it wrong. It let's you know, but it's the other way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (JTUFF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (JTUFF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (rrDmX)
tinyurl.com/y8jvwhlb
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)
First I was like, WTF?!
Then I was like, Whoa!
Then I was like, ch-yeaaaah!
Posted by: Spiccoli at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
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It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)
It does...9 years of 'no' and counting...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)"
Yes it would be great. Then she would kill you.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Corn Hole at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (UnA8+)
Its in the playbook because it worked against Roy Moore, with the help of Fainting Couch Republicans.
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)
In fairness, we long times also know whether or not we are going to get laid.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
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It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)
It does...9 years of 'no' and counting...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK
A nine-year headache can't be good. Make a neurology appointment for your wife.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (NWiLs)
245
Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual
sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a
few times?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
It's about both sex and power. There's no frisson of power from hiring a hooker.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (T6t7i)
I saw Frisson of Power open ...
Oh hell this is just for the sock puppet count.
Posted by: That Guy at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (JTUFF)
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Ah.... yes. Removes the "uncertainty" of failing.
Got now!!
Im a little slow..... sometimes you have to draw me a picture.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)
Condo Rice represented the Administration at the hearing.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (p2jI/)
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The coup d etat begins!
Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)"
Yes it would be great. Then she would kill you.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (3HNOQ)
I see this as a win-win.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (S3u/T)
Sounds like Big Trouble to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (HiLJ1)
At least it's Chinese "little tiny rice dick" cock, so rest assured, she won't choke.
Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (JTUFF)
All Things Are Possible When Single.
Posted by: Love 'n' Sex cheerleader at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (qUahL)
pig tails.
LOL
Posted by: Corn Dog at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (ymnmz)
Love it!
Posted by: Corn Hole at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (qUahL)
WTF is wrong with me?
Posted by: Corn Chowder at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)
Diane Feinstein is an old bat, but she needs to show that she can "shovel it" like the new kids.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (JTUFF)
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Ah.... yes. Removes the "uncertainty" of failing.
Got now!!
Im a little slow..... sometimes you have to draw me a picture.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)
I didn't get it either at first. It's the absolute certainty of not getting any, is what I think he's saying.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM
But dipping them in the desk's inkwell was totes ok, right?
Asking for a friend.
THAT WAS YOU!?!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jack, from London at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (03ZXJ)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (op3Fm)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)
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Yes. It replaces it with certainty that you are not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: New England Clam Chowdah at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)
Of Course the republicans are too chicken shit to bring up this valid point and attack the democrats obsession with being pro pedophilia. RBG is on record wanting the age of consent lowered to 12.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (07YWD)
But you already knew that.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (QDnY+)
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The coup d etat begins!
Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (iQKgg)
Crap, the spotted SMOD.... call the FBI!
Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)
The same should start applying to our gubmint. If prosecutors or Congress critters "leak" information from their supposedly lofty perches of confidential sources, then they should have that privilege deemed waived, and everyone should have a right to see everything they see.
But that might violate the Different Rules for Me Than for Thee clause of the Constitution.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (3HNOQ)
Yes. It replaces it with certainty that you are not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (op3Fm)
Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)
Like armless hugging.
Posted by: I hear ya at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: IC
............
Ha! This is a plot by female reporters and producers in media to get rid of all men!
And, that was not meant to be a joke..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (so+oy)
Yes. It replaces it with certainty that you are not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Jesus. I'd have gone for an annulment.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
Oh hell this is just for the sock puppet count.
Posted by: That Guy at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)
I saw Frisson of Power open for AC/DC at the Palladium in 2008 !
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bUjCl)
Where the fuck is Gorp when you need him?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Manhattan Clam Chowder at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: prescient11 at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (ty7RM)
Good riddance to them. They've betrayed their own country, adopted anti-white attitudes, because they thought it would guarantee their positions and give them carte blanche to grope. Karma, up the ass.
Now let the media be taken over by more radical creatures who are significantly more stupid, and watch them alienate people in ever increasing numbers. It's a good development.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: some chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
And I listen to that useless cocksucker cuck Glenn Beck tell me everyday not all Democrats are bad, and the "right" is just as bad.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)
Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)
- - -
OK, thanks.
As for getting hookers: Weinstein did that, too. A lot. Didn't stop the other stuff.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (op3Fm)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)
That'll cost ya, bub.
Posted by: Il Papa at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (qUahL)
Obviously, there are age issues. If you are both elderly, you cannot toss her to the curb. If she is otherwise healthy, you need to know what the hell is going on.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (4lOZ1)
Posted by: I hear ya at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM
Why are there so many microaggressions on the blog?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)
Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK
It's all in the reflexes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Patrick Bateman at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (VckGX)
Not as much as the UK could use a Trump.
Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (/tuJf)
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Too low-T for that.
They pimp their cub reporters out to Senate staffers for their #ings.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (AzW6q)
Seriously, though, how exactly does one disprove the "HE RAPED ME 35
YEARS AGO!" crap if they don't have detailed records of their comings
and goings from that time period?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (UnA8+)
That is exactly the point. One can't.
"Justice delayed is justice denied", as I remember it on some old cop show I saw decades ago. Because with the PoundMeToo "movement", it certainly is irrelevant in the US Courts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)
..........
You better clear that with Bob first.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (HgMAr)
Glenn Thrush?
Ali Watkins?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)
@RealRonHoward
I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?
-
Whip him, Aunt Bea!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)
..........
You better clear that with Bob first.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (HgMAr)
Bob? Screw him... he's got it easy, he gets to do blogs.
I have to do Science stuff!
Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (NgKpN)
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Was that Abby or Jeanne?
And, more importantly, what did Ann Landers say about it?
Posted by: G at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (S3u/T)
You know how Stupid all this is?
Anyone remember the Sexual Revolution??
It wasn't too long ago these same leftists were fake-celebrating women becoming "sexually liberated."
But guess what? New Rule, everyone!
The Left is constantly fucking with us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: some chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
He used to dry hump me, which I never understood the point of. But when he put his hand down my pants, I stonily said, "Take me home. RIGHT NOW."
Wait, who are we talking about?
Posted by: another chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (qUahL)
Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual
sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a
few times?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (op3Fm)
It's not really about sex, it is about power. And specifically, the abuse of power.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)
SAY WHAT ?!
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (ctuyM)
............
You don't like amputee sex?
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (HgMAr)
She isn't saying whats in it, only the FBI now knows
https://tinyurl.com/yc9zugca
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (T4oHT)
Wait ... Glenn Beck is still a thing?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (4lOZ1)
in Indian(dot). LOL
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)
Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK
It's all in the reflexes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)
Exactly!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)
@RealRonHoward
I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered
by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and
strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?
No cocksucker, because you just started it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Kavanaugh's Super Hot HS Girlfriend from Canada at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (AzW6q)
She isn't saying whats in it, only the FBI now knows
https://tinyurl.com/yc9zugca
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (T4oHT)
So much for being able to face your accuser.
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (NgKpN)
elderly, you cannot toss her to the curb. If she is otherwise healthy,
you need to know what the hell is going on.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (3HNOQ)
I plan on having my crotch grabbed in the car when I'm 83.
Posted by: another chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (qUahL)
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I'm stumped.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (qUahL)
You know I just realized something.
Thanks to Twitter, literally every Leftist can now be a Shit-Stirring Propagandist.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (yQpMk)
@HillaryClinton
Judge Kavanaugh dissented when the D.C. appeals court ruled in 2011 that the city could ban semiautomatic rifles and require handgun registration. He argued that courts shouldn't consider the public safety benefits of gun laws: "Our task is to apply the Constitution."
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"Apply this constitution"?! What kind of crazy ass radicalism is this?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (S3u/T)
in Indian(dot). LOL
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (r9UYA)
Heh. There are YouTubers who make videos of themselves fucking with IRS and tech support scammers. Some of them are pretty good.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)
SAY WHAT ?!
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)
With me, the line was "I'm really tired after the wedding and all. Would it be ok if we didn't...?"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Holy shit, dude. That's just not right. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
I suspect it office settings, it is less about easy sex and more about the power trip? David Letterman in his sex office cannot be reached for comment.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (d2Mzg)
This guy doesn't understand the difference between reporting and evidence does he? Nor does CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WaPo...
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
Ron Howard @RealRonHoward I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?
STFU Opie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (S3u/T)
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Film adaptation of the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (d2Mzg)
If they're selling ass on backpage they probably aren't all that hot.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (W+vEI)
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Judge Kavanaugh dissented when the D.C. appeals court ruled in 2011
that the city could ban semiautomatic rifles and require handgun
registration. He argued that courts shouldn't consider the public safety
benefits of gun laws: "Our task is to apply the Constitution."
-
"Apply this constitution"?! What kind of crazy ass radicalism is this?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)
As if we needed 1 more reason to never elect her as POTUS.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Oh...
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (rrDmX)
Wait ... Glenn Beck is still a thing??
-
He had a funny tweet today.
https://bit.ly/2OlAFyn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (mCMQ5)
I'm pretty sure I knew when I was pussy-whipped. Wedding night. Day started at 5 am. Wedding. Reception. Booze. Dancing. Long drive back home. Near midnight. Got a plane to catch early in the morning. Up by 5 am.
Me: "What do you say we catch up to you-know tomorrow in California?'
Her: "I am NOT GOING TO NOT HAVE SEX on my wedding night.'
I caved. Got sucked into it. What can I say?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Holy shit, dude. That's just not right. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
All right, you win.
For me: 6 times in the first year and then nothing for the last 9 years.
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (yQpMk)
And some of them were children.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)
He only lost his satellite contract. He's still part of the Primiere Radio syndication package that gets sold to AM stations along with Rush and Hannity.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (KPKij)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (eAVAh)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Holy shit, dude. That's just not right. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)
All right, you win.
For me: 6 times in the first year and then nothing for the last 9 years.
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK
Damn. Just, damn.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brian Grazer at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: The Fonz at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (HgMAr)
I already like him Hillary, you don't need to keep talking him up like that!
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Sorry but this is only the beginning of this fake farce.
Tomorrow, they'll be ANOTHER Accuser. Mark my words.
And then another.
Right?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (rrDmX)
https://tinyurl.com/ya74yzel
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Whipped? I wasn't even tickled.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (W+vEI)
As a normal, healthy guy, I am telling you. If your husband isn't
getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it
somewhere else.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)
There also are age, declining testosterone issues, health issues at play.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)
Not necessarily. There came a time when I wasn't getting sex at home or anywhere else, because I took my vows seriously like a stupid dick. My now-ex-wife, I'm pretty sure, was getting sex somewhere else.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
her Chinese driver
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (CE6iV)
I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered
by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and
strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?
Okay. Opie goes on the shit list.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)
Your boss Soros buying it all, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (GOoUs)
Posted by: DXO at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: IC,
I think that it is all about power over those who work for you.
Posted by: cheri at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (S3u/T)
More like a purloined letter.
Either way, totally fiction.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Every 2 weeks for the first yr. Once a month yr 2 and 3. Then 4 t0 6 yrs 4-10 then once or twice a yr.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (Bdeb0)
I don't know how they can stay invested in the relationship , either of them
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mrs. Crump at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Les Moonsomething at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)
weathermen, and weatherwomen, are whores.
now everyone is saying those hurricane rating numbers don't men anything.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (iwUO9)
Good point!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM
The Paolo, how you say? Is not one to brag.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (LOgQ4)
getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it
somewhere else.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)
There also are age, declining testosterone issues, health issues at play.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (a0IVu)
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Or the steam room at the gym.
Posted by: Brian Grazer at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: DXO at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (d2Mzg)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (3HNOQ)
I don't know how they can stay invested in the relationship , either of them
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)
Well I made a vow. I can't get out of it on my end. If she were to leave me, then I'm off the hook.
Also I do like her, she's a good roommate.
And I hate moving and packing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Every 2 weeks for the first yr. Once a month yr 2 and 3. Then 4 t0 6 yrs 4-10 then once or twice a yr.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September
you guys have apparently not read the recent stories about the proven marital benefits of surprise anal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The Fonz at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (d2Mzg)
That is totally what would happen to me. I'd finally break down out of sheer desperation, ring up a call girl, and she'd turn out to be undercover vice.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)
well unless one is sick, then it's understandable.
but?
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)
Children. And sometimes sick children, special needs children take everything the both of you have and really sex is of no interest to anyone when you are up the entire night counting the number of times your child has a seizure.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Every 2 weeks for the first yr. Once a month yr 2 and 3. Then 4 t0 6 yrs 4-10 then once or twice a yr.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (Bdeb0)
And then people wonder why I celebrated the 25th anniversary, of my DIVORCE this year.
Going on a date tonight... if things go well, its a Hotel room for Saturday night...
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)
Back to aliens, fart jokes and ranting about politics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (bcbK8)
.....and the whole cornfield thing. He was a bad egg from the get go.
That was little Kurt Russell, the kid from Lost In Space.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (kT3/m)
He's a total stud, and you know you wanted it!
Posted by: Kavanaugh's Super Hot HS Girlfriend from Canada
It's too bad you had all those international modeling gigs that conflicted with the high school dances.
Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (rXFv5)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (MTjB1)
I hate getting pegged.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)
Woot Woot
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (rrDmX)
is it written in chinese?!
Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (Tm+wy)
Still I would think the bonding would help both partners to hang on through the pain.
I dunno. works for me.
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM
It actually compares favorably to 'redneck rodeo'?
Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (LOgQ4)
https://tinyurl.com/yddf3tld
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (AllCR)
Yeah, I know it got shut down. I think there were legitimate concerns with trafficking but come on, why they gotta throw the babes out with the bathwater?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (oZ6kz)
That was little Kurt Russell, the kid from Lost In Space.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (rrDmX)
Wasn't it Billy Mumy?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (MX7xj)
Yeah but Clint Howard is one of us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (rrDmX)
Speaking of...there's a Rifftrax for 'Ice Cream Man'. It's hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)
IC yeah I can see with children, but it's not right.
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (dPd5y)
No, it's not. But that is life sometimes.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (a0IVu)
Going on a date tonight... if things go well, its a Hotel room for Saturday night...
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)
Go forth and get some. Do it not only for yourself, but for us celibate losers out here.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)
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Seconded. I have never been the guy that gets away with stuff.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (I16G8)
Also I do like her, she's a good roommate.
And I hate moving and packing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
ding, ding, ding
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (Bdeb0)
=
wanna live bog it ??
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (bUjCl)
find out who you still are?
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)
Well being as this is just alledged in a letter from a woman who has said she will not speak to reporters or appear before the committee, even the most weak kneed Republicans will not break ranks.
But who knows...
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit so anything's possible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Don't like the sight of my own blood.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (rrDmX)
Yeah, Billy Munny is dead. Horrible blimp accident. Billy Mumy, however, is still alive. And really unattractive.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: some chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)
He used to dry hump me, which I never understood the point of. But when he put his hand down my pants, I stonily said, "Take me home. RIGHT NOW."
Wait, who are we talking about?
Posted by: another chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (qUahL)
OMG! THAT TWATWAFFLE IS TRYING TO SAY HE DID SOMETHING? SHE WAS THE BIGGEST SLUT IN SCHOOL!!!
Posted by: BRETT'S OTHER CLASSMATES IN HIGH SCHOOL at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (jDF8P)
is it written in chinese?!
=
LOL
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (bUjCl)
peace
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)
It's not a joke, and it's definitely no joke.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)
I hope Fen looks up the meaning of 'redneck rodeo' and is not embarrassed to not know the origin -- especially after the embarrassing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' event today.
It's best for 'men/women of the cloth' to stay current.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (LOgQ4)
I don't why we're farting around.
We should be bombarding all these senators with our own anonymous letters accusing whoeverwewant of sexual misconduct. Let's fuck with them.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (rrDmX)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (p2jI/)
STFU Opie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (TAmPV)
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So he thinks intimidation is a legitimate way to disrupt the democratic process? What a vile piece of shit Nazi he is. And he's a crap director as well. May he be raped sideways with a barbed tailpipe from Fonzie's garage.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (/qEW2)
Yeah. Like the ending to "The Kingsman" "You can do it in my arse."
No thank you ma'am. I want to use your front hole.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (3HNOQ)
Dude could be a switch-hitter who prefers the guys most of the time. Just ask Reggie.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 13, 2018 05:12 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (kT3/m)
..............
As opposed to the useful ones, like the ones in a flaming paper bag left on their doorsteps.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 05:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (w0IWw)
"While we had you under to fix your ingrown toenail, we got word from pathology that your testicles were cancerous, so we horked 'em out, too. I knew you would approve."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:12 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)
I worked with Heidi. just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (3SzRC)
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK"
I miss hookers, but we never played RC Pro-Am - I'm more of a Tecmo Super Bowl after sex kinda guy.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM
D*mn! I was told it would be raining men.
Posted by: Shep! at September 13, 2018 05:14 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 05:14 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)
LOL
You know what I mean by 'pro-am'.
For once, I'm not talking about video games.
Mind you, Techmo Super Bowl is actually really fun.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 13, 2018 05:15 PM (r9UYA)
Narrator's Voice: "He hasn't."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (eAVAh)
You get 5000 frozen chocolate bananas! lol.
Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (hvf9s)
I think the senators might have figured it out already.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)
So you must have an answer.
Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (/fX9d)
Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2018 05:17 PM (DZOpY)
I think the senators might have figured it out already.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)
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Don't count on it.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 05:17 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (3SzRC)
............
Speaking od Heidi, has anybody seen her recently?
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 05:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 13, 2018 05:18 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2018 05:19 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:15 PM (bcbK
"Any girl who can beat me when I'm playing as the Eagles is a keeper.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:20 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 05:20 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:22 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: willow
Great idea!
/turns on radio, hears "Bohemian Rhapsody"
...next idea!
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 05:23 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 05:24 PM (AM1GF)
Everyone should watch the RBG vid at Weasel Zippers. She ain't got much time left I would say.
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We have been discussing men who are married and get no sex. Leading us on by saying RBG is close to dropping is kinda like when the wife walks naked out of the shower, and when you follow her to the bedroom, she is offended and slams the door in your face.
In other words, teasing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 05:28 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 05:35 PM (4MRvZ)
Posted by: Starved zombie at September 13, 2018 05:36 PM (iwUO9)
Shut up Opie Cunningham
Posted by: Jonah at September 13, 2018 05:45 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: Jonah at September 13, 2018 05:46 PM (HrSJb)
Andy Griffith was not a good role model regarding women.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (3HNOQ)
Andy had a woodie for stuff made of wood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_bWnR-04Do
Posted by: Starved zombie at September 13, 2018 05:46 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Tamaa The Bird 1000 Voices at September 13, 2018 06:14 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: rcocean at September 13, 2018 06:47 PM (mX6ZJ)
Put a bag over his head and do your business.
Posted by: rcocean at September 13, 2018 06:48 PM (mX6ZJ)
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