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Open thread while waiting for ace to stomp me like a hurricane.



Pretty Sure This is Racist:

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1 Fist!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 12:28 PM (vE0fx)

2 First?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:28 PM (/ZWeB)

3 Unfisted!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 12:28 PM (vE0fx)

4 Top ten.

Posted by: Pete in TX at September 13, 2018 12:29 PM (2RBkF)

5 I wouldn't leave North Carolina.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:29 PM (gHCnG)

6 lol..rock me like a hurricane..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 12:29 PM (a0IVu)

7 I'm just glad I'm nowhere near the Carolinas now. Certainly the coast wouldn't be my first choice of a new home anyway -- probably too humid.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:29 PM (/ZWeB)

8 Thanks again to whoever Moronically posted this tracker:

https://www.ventusky.com/?p=34.7;-77.7;5l=rain-3h

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:30 PM (JTUFF)

9 Sigh -

I love Red Dress Meme Girl.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 12:30 PM (AkSKU)

10 FYI, latest from the National Hurricane Center.

https://is.gd/CBfYoS

No, I didn't link to a music video this time.

...that would be this.

https://youtu.be/CGfKi6kpdTQ

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 12:30 PM (AM1GF)

11 A boy named Flo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 12:30 PM (IqV8l)

12 Florence is going red!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

13 Winds of Change

There's your annoying song.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (AkSKU)

14 8
Thanks again to whoever Moronically posted this tracker:

https://www.ventusky.com/?p=34.7;-77.7;5l=rain-3h


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018

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Ventusky? Isn't that a town in Ohio?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (/ZWeB)

15 3 Unfisted!

Posted by: Tonypete

Sorry Tonypete, what has been fisted cannot be unfisted. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (IeDO8)

16 Meanwhile Georgia is adding a touch of lipstick...and unbuttoning another button on the blouse.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)

17
*peers in*

*shakes head sadly*

*leaves*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (BWL+E)

18 Quick, get a Noogler cap out on the coast and see how fast the propeller spins.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (r9UYA)

19 Hmmm... Flo...


So its a Progressive Hurricane?

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

20 *squirt*

Posted by: hurricane Florence at September 13, 2018 12:32 PM (HgMAr)

21 Yep, ventusky.net has Florence going straight into South Carolina. Most of the rain will in North Carolina, though.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:32 PM (1+J19)

22 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.
http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73


Me: Are you sure its not a mental health issue ? Really ?

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 12:32 PM (lWCRE)

23 Imagine the collective disappointment of the media and the democrat party if Flo doesn't cause major damage to our fellow country men.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

24 Meanwhile Georgia is adding a touch of lipstick...and unbuttoning another button on the blouse.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)


Virginia just wants to watch.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)

25 'In my mind, I'm going to Carolina...'

Posted by: John Kerry at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (AkSKU)

26 stomp me like a hurricane.

*ba-na--na-na--na-na!*

Posted by: FDR's TV at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (nS9If)

27 Would hit North Carolina like the fist of an angry god.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (eSx+E)

28 26th??

Posted by: prescient11 at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (q+HNC)

29 Ventusky? Isn't that a town in Ohio?


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM



Isn't he doing time for banging little boys in the Penn State locker room?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (0tfLf)

30 What did you expect from a group of people who were already predicting deaths and destruction when the storm was still 4 days out on the Atlantic.

Oh, however did we survive back in the dark ages of the 50's and 60's without all the hype?
All they've done with their new info gathering methods is hype marketing to cause greater panic.
It's as if it's an Obama plan to increase sales of plywood, sandbags, groceries and portable generators to 'boost' the economy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (37IEG)

31 I love Red Dress Meme Girl.

--

She's got a Leelee Sobieski vibe.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (mQ0Mc)

32
New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

You're insufficiently sympathetic and celebratory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (BWL+E)

33 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73


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Turns out those are all hurricane deaths.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (JTUFF)

34 Hurricane Progressive still steering like a drunk Kennedy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (S3u/T)

35 Trump is responsible for the hurricane. So I have been told by my self-declared betters. Being a responsible man and a fellow property owner he has taken steps to reduce the hurricane to a tropical storm. This will confuse and confound his foes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (hLRSq)

36 A boy named Flo
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 12:30 PM (IqV8l)


Hey, don't be narrow minded. Florence Ziegfeld was a man, and Billy Burke was a woman.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (/qEW2)

37 Lane let us down. Flo letting us down. Next one probably will, too.


Good thing we're impervious to embarrassment.

Posted by: msm at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (DZOpY)

38 LOL! Well played!

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (xjiRE)

39 South Carolina is hotter than North Carolina. I'd hit it.

Posted by: eleven at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (NLLmE)

40 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

***

Reality is really, really hard to ignore forever...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (eSx+E)

41 Here I am...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ

Posted by: Scorpions at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (hvf9s)

42 I hear the Scorpians are playing in Raleigh this weekend......

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:35 PM (ffWPP)

43 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73


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BTW, do you know whose fault this will be?

Straight peoples.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:35 PM (JTUFF)

44 All they've done with their new info gathering methods is hype marketing to cause greater panic.
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Not to mention the "experts' being 98% wrong about everything. I'm sensing an agenda somewhere.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:35 PM (pw+jk)

45 32


New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.



You're insufficiently sympathetic and celebratory.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (BWL+E)
Any chance there's a study on how we can raise that number to 85%. And shouldn't we give them better education so they're more successful?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (37IEG)

46 31
I love Red Dress Meme Girl.


--


She's got a Leelee Sobieski vibe.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 13, 2018

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I thought it *was* her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (/ZWeB)

47 When the Marines evacuate Parris Island then, yes, it might be time to go.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (jDF8P)

48 It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (vbJig)

49 If I did not have my boy bits, I would be kinda lonely, and sad.... just sayin'....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (ffWPP)

50 They were also predicting it might be the first, "Category 6"....!Reports Florence is picking up sharks.....

Posted by: Bingo the Dog at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (DWgH4)

51 >>I hear the Scorpians are playing in Raleigh this weekend......

Sharks are playing in Wilmington right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

52 I'd hit both NC and SC.

Posted by: Hurricane flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 12:37 PM (5jVnA)

53 2 ounces light rum
2 ounces dark rum
2 ounces passion fruit juice
1 ounce orange juice
1/2 lime
1 tablespoon simple syrup
1 tablespoon grenadine

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 12:37 PM (F5z0w)

54 If I did not have my boy bits, I would be kinda lonely, and sad.... just sayin'....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (ffWPP)

=
And have a lot of time on your hands instead of ...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:37 PM (pw+jk)

55 Not to mention the "experts' being 98% wrong about everything. I'm sensing an agenda somewhere.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:35 PM (pw+jk)
Because there's never a down side for them being wrong. They just come back with "well, wait till NEXT TIME!" It's like watching Bullwinkle pull a friggin rabbit out of his hat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (37IEG)

56

stomp me like a hurricane.


Very apropos to the crappy 80's song thread below

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (TAmPV)

57 >>> Trump is responsible for the hurricane.

Trump's hurricane machine, like Ace's time machine, is a fearsome thing to behold.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (hvf9s)

58 Fun fact:


Back in the day in normal America, an intrepid reporter once asked at a presser why all the hurricanes had women's names??


The weather guy responded: because they are entirely unpredictable and destroy everything in their path.


bwahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (q+HNC)

59 We have Florence's safe! What's inside!? Tune in as we open it!!

Posted by: Geraldo at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (DZOpY)

60 I thought it *was* her.

***

They are Spanish actors/actresses that did stock photos for some marketing firm.

There are more of them and some are really funny...


Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (eSx+E)

61 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73





Me: Are you sure its not a mental health issue ? Really ?

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 12:32 PM (lWCRE)


Here's the thing, it's like everything else. There's a mental health industrial complex, and the issue of what is and is not "mental illness" has less to do with what is or is not, indeed, mental illness, and more about what the mental health industrial complex can make money off of.

As of right now, there's no money in telling idiots who want to lop off or addadictomize themselves.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (9chmE)

62 It is 1930hrs here in lovely Naxos, Greece.
I love this amazing horde!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (XUXm4)

63 GOES Satellite shot (on a loop) of Hurricane Flo - impressive actually. Lots more wind and rain to come guys.

https://tinyurl.com/y773pe4f
The Ohio valley better watch out - it eventually is going to get there as a tropical depression and dump lots o' rain on an already saturated river basin.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (Fb9aZ)

64 54 Brings new meaning to "sock monkey"

--poop

Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (zn7R9)

65
Florence will come onshore as a Cat 1-2 storm, but a subsequent study from Harvard will reclassify it as a Cat 937473 storm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (BWL+E)

66 Speaking of Noogler propeller caps, when I interviewed on their campus one of the interviewers told me one of their employee mantras is "Be Googly".

What that's supposed to mean is employees are expected to be "good" people, especially at work. Instead of just saying, "Be good" though, they have to Google it up by saying "Be Googly".

It really is a cult.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (9qZ3S)

67 She's got a Leelee Sobieski vibe.

Damn, all I get is a Sarah Jessica Parker vibe.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (xSo9G)

68 Prayers for everyone in Florence's way. Trump must be a secret Joo, given how he can shape the weather. What can't PDJT do??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (2sCft)

69 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (BWL+E)
Any chance there's a study on how we can raise that number to 85%. And shouldn't we give them better education so they're more successful?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (37IEG)

I know this professor in Nevada....oh, wait.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (iwUO9)

70 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73


That just proves how awful the rest of us are to transgender males!!11

/s

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (9qZ3S)

71 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

Earlier identification, free and more extensive surgery will solve this crisis!

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (xSo9G)

72
What that's supposed to mean is employees are
expected to be "good" people, especially at work. Instead of just
saying, "Be good" though, they have to Google it up by saying "Be
Googly".



It really is a cult.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018

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So Ned Flanders used to work at Google?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (/ZWeB)

73 my mother just got back from russia and she's splitting to alaska. i see a pattern.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (Tm+wy)

74 Sorry Tonypete, what has been fisted cannot be unfisted. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (IeDO


You said it, honey!

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (kqsXK)

75 Sometimes I'm just cruising along, reading comments, following links, and I just get the tickle in the back of my brain that says, I'll bet O'Muse is trying to get stomped again! Masochist. NTTAWWT

Possibly the best cover ever.
Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody
https://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY

Posted by: mindful webworker - kermit was an androgynous amphibian at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (NA4vJ)

76 THERE ARE VENOMOUS SNAKES IN THE STREETS! VENOMOUS SNAKES !!

Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (r9UYA)

77 http://missliberty.com/the-creepy-line-film-news/


From last thread... Interesting how a simple link did not go through for me, even though link was correct.

I had to search out missliberty site on its own, to find the page.


Strange considering they are talking about how big tech influences what we see.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (NgKpN)

78 I realize most of them are still recruits but this can be treated as a training exercise. Since Parris Island is, well an island, this could be looked at as an amfib assault on the state of SC.

Posted by: Tonypete


All well and good, until some fresh LT decides a counterattack is just the thing...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (AM1GF)

79 62 It is 1930hrs here in lovely Naxos, Greece.
I love this amazing horde!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (XUXm4)

Thanks... we are home to the finest motley collection of personality disorders.... MINE has not been identified yet.... the Horde has exclusive naming rights....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (ffWPP)

80 19 Hmmm... Flo...


So its a Progressive Hurricane?
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (NgKpN)

Heh. Local talk show host Chris Stigall had a "Flo Chart" to track how bad the storm would be, from somewhat annoying like Flo from Progressive all the way to Flo from Mel's Diner.

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (7HtZB)

81 Very apropos to the crappy 80's song thread below"

Most of those were 70's, so...

yeah. Bad.

Tavares, anyone?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (6qErC)

82 Some guy in North Caroline will flood his basement fixing a plumbing problem, be too stupid to get out before he drowns and it'll Trump's fault for not responding properly to deadly Hurricane Florence.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (37IEG)

83 As of right now, there's no money in telling idiots who want to lop off or addadictomize themselves.


Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (9chmE)


Oops! Hit send too fast... I was talking to a crazy person, coincidentally.

Should read: As of right now, there's no money in telling idiots who want to lop off or addadictomize themselves, that they're crazy. Because it makes YOU rayciss. Or something.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (9chmE)

84 What the hell is wrong with RBG? Now she wants Congress to get off her lawn. Congress is just out playin' in traffic.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (RuIsu)

85 Nobody even gives us a nood warning anymore?Geesh.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (mCMQ5)

86 Sources Say Trump To Blame For The Thousands Already Dead From Hurricane Florence

Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (jDF8P)

87 Wasnt there a moron named NC Kate ? or something similar ?

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (lWCRE)

88 Meanwhile Georgia is adding a touch of lipstick...and unbuttoning another button on the blouse.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)


Virginia just wants to watch.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)


North Carolina yields to South Carolina.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (kqsXK)

89 76
THERE ARE VENOMOUS SNAKES IN THE STREETS! VENOMOUS SNAKES !!



Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018

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Shep at least got the terminology right. Most people call them "poisonous" snakes. No, plants are poisonous, animals (like cobras and Gila monsters) are venomous.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (/ZWeB)

90 What that's supposed to mean is employees are

expected to be "good" people, especially at work. Instead of just

saying, "Be good" though, they have to Google it up by saying "Be

Googly".





It really is a cult.



Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018

======
One of the main problems is that kids go from college on to a corporate campus and never get the experience of real life. Makes them ignorant and easy to mold as it is all they know of.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (pw+jk)

91
Earlier identification, free and more extensive surgery will solve this crisis!

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (xSo9G)
More free surgery without their consent!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (37IEG)

92 77 http://missliberty.com/the-creepy-line-film-news/


From last thread... Interesting how a simple link did not go through for me, even though link was correct.

I had to search out missliberty site on its own, to find the page.


Strange considering they are talking about how big tech influences what we see.
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (NgKpN)


And link now works correctly...

What a coincidence, as it is now in my Cache.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (NgKpN)

93 Very nice choice of meme.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (vWMNq)

94 NO MORE HURRICANE DEAD!
DRUMPH! ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Bingo the Dog at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (DWgH4)

95 I just saw a body float by the hotel!

Posted by: Brian Williams at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (HgMAr)

96 Virginia just wants to watch.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)

North Carolina yields to South Carolina.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Did Florence just hurricuck North Carolina?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 12:43 PM (AM1GF)

97 Open thread while waiting for ace to stomp me like a hurricane.

Hush. He may be sleeping.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at September 13, 2018 12:43 PM (vtcmf)

98
Yes, we need to include in Trump's death toll all those who died before the storm. Impeach now!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:43 PM (BWL+E)

99 And link now works correctly...



What a coincidence, as it is now in my Cache.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (NgKpN)


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You appear to have a cache flow problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:43 PM (JTUFF)

100

Way to stick up for FEMA, ryan you cocksucker.

Posted by: Soothi at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (62nHY)

101 Is Florence going to ask for consent before making landfall?

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (q177U)

102 >>New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73
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That's an increase. Not good.

So...what does that potentially say about recent efforts to normalize transgenderism, mostly by forcing everyone else to change?


What does it say about all this encouragement of teens to declare themselves as trans and other non-standard genders (non-binary, etc.)?


Sure looks like it's not helping - that maybe this is a psychological issue, not a valid lifestyle choice.

Posted by: Lizz at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (W+vEI)

103 BTW, do you know whose fault this will be?

Straight peoples.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:35 PM (JTUFF)
=======

.....who voted for Trump

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (vg8iE)

104 Shep at least got the terminology right. Most people call them "poisonous" snakes. No, plants are poisonous, animals (like cobras and Gila monsters) are venomous.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


And some animals are poisonous, too...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (AM1GF)

105
Way to stick up for the US military effort in Puerto Rico, ryan you dickslapper.

Posted by: Soothi at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (62nHY)

106 88
Meanwhile Georgia is adding a touch of lipstick...and unbuttoning another button on the blouse.



Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)





Virginia just wants to watch.



Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)



North Carolina yields to South Carolina.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018

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West Virginia is on call for dominatrix games.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (/ZWeB)

107 98


Yes, we need to include in Trump's death toll all those who died before the storm. Impeach now!!



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:43 PM (BWL+E)
Adjusted to the day after he was declared the winner in 2016!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (37IEG)

108 99
That was very clever....

Posted by: Bingo the Dog at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (DWgH4)

109 Meanwhile Georgia is adding a touch of lipstick...and unbuttoning another button on the blouse.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)


Virginia just wants to watch.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)

North Carolina yields to South Carolina.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (kqsXK)


And you won't believe what Arkansas!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (eytER)

110 And some animals are poisonous, too...

Most people, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (kqsXK)

111 I know this professor in Nevada....oh, wait."

Awe, shoot!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (6qErC)

112 TV weathermen are always the ones with a sense of humor. I bet one of them puts this picture up.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (EYsyU)

113 Earlier identification, free and more extensive surgery will solve this crisis!



Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:40 PM (xSo9G)
More free surgery without their consent!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (37IEG)


NO WAY, man! We're talking about elective surgery.


Addadictomy and/or the lopping off thereof is NOT elective, you rayciss you!!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9chmE)

114 So, bus the suicidal transies to see the hurricane. Drive up the death toll until Trump does something about it.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (RuIsu)

115 Saw a Tranny walking down Main Street in Hamilton Montana on Monday.

It was looking very hard for someone to react to Xher.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (AkSKU)

116 Trump lying again!

NBC News
@NBCNews
President Trump says that "we are completely ready for Hurricane Florence, as the storm gets even larger and more powerful."

NHC says Florence has been downgraded to Cat. 2, and little change in strength is expected before landfall.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)

117 She's got a Leelee Sobieski vibe.

The best part Sobieski ever played was Nick Cage's punching/kicking bag.

https://youtu.be/r-FlP1X8lt0?t=22

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9qZ3S)

118 Thanks... we are home to the finest motley collection of personality disorders.... MINE has not been identified yet.... the Horde has exclusive naming rights....
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:41 PM (ffWPP)

Avoidant and major depressive here. I'm sure I could name a few more.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

119 I'm cutting Sessions some slack since I learned today he's waging a side battle...

Battling space aliens.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrr9vej

Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (r9UYA)

120 Which states will Flo reach around to?

Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (DZOpY)

121


Virginia just wants to watch.



Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)



North Carolina yields to South Carolina.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (kqsXK)



And you won't believe what Arkansas!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 13, 2018
**What did Della wear, boys?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (/ZWeB)

122 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.



You're insufficiently sympathetic and celebratory.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (BWL+E)

I'm confused. Are these male transitioning to female or vice-versa. There should be a guidebook...

Posted by: Timon at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (eiZez)

123 Meanwhile Georgia is adding a touch of lipstick...and unbuttoning another button on the blouse.



Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)





Virginia just wants to watch.



Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 12:33 PM (HgMAr)



North Carolina yields to South Carolina.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:42 PM (kqsXK)



And you won't believe what Arkansas!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (eytER)


Oh brother, someone put us out of our Missouri.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (9chmE)

124 >>And some animals are poisonous, too...

Horny Toads

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (AkSKU)

125 Oh, however did we survive back in the dark ages of the 50's and 60's without all the hype?
All they've done with their new info gathering methods is hype marketing to cause greater panic.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (37IEG)


Local San Diego TV weather retards have featured segments on "how did you survive the rainstorm?"

Hey - it rained a little bit. That's all. They act as though several tornadoes, earthquakes, wild fires, and hurricanes all hit at the same time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (wHBiv)

126 >>>New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.
http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73

There was a high profile case of a Dutch woman who offed herself a few years ago.

The thing is, it's almost impossible to construct an artificial schlong, so despite successfully changing their outward appearance and voice, they remain in their misery. It's much easier to cut something off than to construct it. We must focus more resources on growing synthetic schlongs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (/qEW2)

127 No, plants are poisonous, animals (like cobras and Gila monsters) are venomous.

Here, eat some fugu fish...

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (lWCRE)

128 off gay sock

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (r9UYA)

129 (i)And you won't believe what Arkansas!

Posted by: WitchDoktor,(/i)

Tex-ass?

Posted by: Bingo the Dog at September 13, 2018 12:47 PM (DWgH4)

130 And some animals are poisonous, too...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (AM1GF)

Go on!

Posted by: Puffer fish at September 13, 2018 12:47 PM (iwUO9)

131 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

Self-correcting problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 12:47 PM (wHBiv)

132 test

Posted by: Bingo the Dog at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (DWgH4)

133 130 And some animals are poisonous, too...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 12:44 PM (AM1GF)

Go on!
Posted by: Puffer fish at September 13, 2018 12:47 PM (iwUO9)

Well fugu to you too...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (ffWPP)

134 LeeLee. Definitely LeeLee.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (V1O8S)

135 Sources Say Trump Order For Marines To Evacuate South Carolina Dooms Millions To Almost Certain Death

Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (jDF8P)

136 You wingnut deniers are responsible for these harrycanes.

Posted by: Little Lupe at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (vtcmf)

137 Saw a Tranny walking down Main Street in Hamilton Montana on Monday. "

Was xer hair perfect?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (6qErC)

138 Here is the whole series of Distracted boyfriend memes in a Daily Mail article


Not entirely SFW... (link is to the DailyMail)

https://tinyurl.com/y7hfro7a

Posted by: 18-1 at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (eSx+E)

139 >New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

http://tinyurl.com/y9a3rg73
- - - - - -
That's an increase. Not good.

So...what does that potentially say about recent efforts to normalize transgenderism, mostly by forcing everyone else to change?


What does it say about all this encouragement of teens to declare themselves as trans and other non-standard genders (non-binary, etc.)?


Sure looks like it's not helping - that maybe this is a psychological issue, not a valid lifestyle choice.
Posted by: Lizz

>> I'm starting to see why there was a study that compared transgenderism to anorexic disorders.

I think we shouldn't shun these people for doing what they do. We should give them the help they need, even if they think they're perfect.
I think we're too compassionate to let this continue on.

Posted by: Delaforce at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (bShhL)

140 The best part Sobieski ever played was Nick Cage's punching/kicking bag.



https://youtu.be/r-FlP1X8lt0?t=22

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9qZ3S)


---

I'm sticking with that SM movie she did with 6 from Battlestar Galactica.

Hot damn.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:48 PM (JTUFF)

141
I live in Texas. After this hits can I be considered a survivor? Go on TV and rant incontinently?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (BWL+E)

142 The thing is, it's almost impossible to construct an artificial schlong,
so despite successfully changing their outward appearance and voice,
they remain in their misery. It's much easier to cut something off than
to construct it. We must focus more resources on growing synthetic
schlongs.
=====
I knew that grant proposal I wrote on grafting baby elephant trunks would come in handy. Going to dust that off and get it to NHS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

143 >>>It's much easier to cut something off than to construct it.


Sadly, there is no such thing as an add-a-dick-to-me..

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (lWCRE)

144 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

Self-correcting problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


What's the success rate?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (hxucZ)

145 Posted by: WitchDoktor,(/i)

Tex-ass?"

Alaska to stop with these state puns.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)

146 And you won't believe what Arkansas!

Posted by: WitchDoktor,



An oregon?

Posted by: Hurricane flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (5jVnA)

147 >>>I'm confused. Are these male transitioning to female or vice-versa. There should be a guidebook...

Yes

--poop

Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (zn7R9)

148
134
LeeLee. Definitely LeeLee.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018

*
*
Who's that other movie blonde, with the round-ish face but still hot? No, she doesn't look anything like LeeLee, but she's nice-looking. Played an aspiring dancer in one recent movie?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (/ZWeB)

149 I'm confused. Are these male transitioning to female or vice-versa. There should be a guidebook...

Asking for clarification is a hate crime.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (9qZ3S)

150 It's much easier to cut something off than to construct it.


Sadly, there is no such thing as an add-a-dick-to-me..
Posted by: McCool


Nope nope nope. Won't take the easy shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (hxucZ)

151 When does the looting and cannibalism start?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (r9UYA)

152 Thought I had something more to say

Posted by: josephistan at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

153 Current hurricane hunter (USAF C-130 Hercules) found only 66 knot (76.0 MPH) winds. At this rate, Flo won't even be a hurricane by the time she makes landfall. Over-hyped by the media, again.

Posted by: MV_Photon at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (BdoSp)

154 Avoidant and major depressive here. I'm sure I could name a few more.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)


**fistbump**

I'll take those and add alcoholic and fetishist myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK)

155
NO WAY, man! We're talking about elective surgery.


Addadictomy and/or the lopping off thereof is NOT elective, you rayciss you!!


Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9chmE)
Yeah! Elective, without their consent! The National Transgender Change Approval Agency panel will be called in to suspected cases and agree they needed to have the elective surgery. That's what's going to happen if YOU vote for Kavanaugh!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (37IEG)

156 Sources Say Trump Order For Marines To Evacuate South Carolina Will Civilians Defenseless to Shark-Hurricane!

Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (DZOpY)

157 The thing is, it's almost impossible to construct an
artificial schlong, so despite successfully changing their outward
appearance and voice, they remain in their misery. It's much easier to
cut something off than to construct it. We must focus more resources on
growing synthetic schlongs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (/qEW2)


---

Wait, it's talking about chicks? I thought it was using actual scientific terms and saying "males who believe they are not males", but yeah, it could be girls.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (JTUFF)

158 >>>walking down Main Street in Hamilton Montana on Monday.

nfw
i didn't, on tues.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (Tm+wy)

159 Read the rest of the content ... I'm loving the chinese restaurant sign.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (vWMNq)

160 Where has Oregon? Idaho, Alaska.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (CDGwz)

161 I think this should be the last time we let Dick Cheney drive the Hurricane Machine! Maybe let Liz take over? She has the family steely eye and would have nailed VA good and hard, dammit!

Ooo, ooh, I know - let's wait for *Mark* to come along and then give her the wheel!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (U0dPQ)

162 153 Current hurricane hunter (USAF C-130 Hercules) found only 66 knot (76.0 MPH) winds. At this rate, Flo won't even be a hurricane by the time she makes landfall. Over-hyped by the media, again.

Posted by: MV_Photon at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (BdoSp)


Read that too.... seems to be losing a lot of its punch..... a major rain maker...

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (ffWPP)

163 When does the looting and cannibalism start?

Right after Trump blow up the levees.

Posted by: Little Lupe at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (vtcmf)

164 I'm sticking with that SM movie she did with 6 from Battlestar Galactica.

Walk All Over Me (2007)

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (9qZ3S)

165 Current hurricane hunter (USAF C-130 Hercules) found only 66 knot (76.0 MPH) winds. At this rate

...Florence's potential is increasing!

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (CDGwz)

166 >>Any chance there's a study on how we can raise that number to 85%. And shouldn't we give them better education so they're more successful?




Keep pushing to normalize*. Seriously.

There was a big trans suicide rate study done by a suicide-related organization (i.e. NOT LGBTQ activists) and they broke down attempts based on whether the trans had told no one, had told close friends and family, or told everyone.

Guess which group had the highest suicide rate?
The ones who had told everyone.


*I don't want to increase suicides. I find all this profoundly disturbing, that the Left is brainwashing kids to embrace this trans and gender nonsense, which is literally breeding mental breakdowns and suicide (see the study Brown University about rapid onset transgenderism).


Posted by: Lizz at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

167 Oh, yeah. Stick the black guy out on the shore line during a fucking hurricane! Fucking Racist Weather Channel!!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 12:52 PM (jDF8P)

168 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

-
Whaaaa? Pretending away mental illness doesn't work?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 12:52 PM (+y/Ru)

169 >>> New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

That hurts my heart, that stat. It is really high for post-op trans too. Like lapband surgery for obese people, I think they believe the surgery will solve all their problems. When their body finally changes, but the mental probs they are facing are exactly the same, it is too much to bear. They really need to be working with a therapist through the whole process, and work out the other issues they have going on.

The trans people who have a legit clinically diagnosable condition, but are willing to wait till they are legally adults to do something about it, and don't force their surgery payments on me the taxpayer, I have no beef with. The fact our society is conditioning (and this was proven by a scientific paper before the lefty scientists memory-holed it) kids to want to be trans so they can be "cool", and then destroying their bodies and hormones for life, I am furious about. There were be many more suicides because the left is pushing this, hard, in impressionable minds who don't know any better.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 12:52 PM (hvf9s)

170 NOAA has declared the old Cat 1 thru 5 system will no longer be using to rate storm strength. Henceforth they will using the global warming related (very strong, dangerous) and not-global warming related (weak, not so dangerous). Also an identifier will be added to indicate Republicans fault or not-Republicans fault. This should clear up any misunderstanding and confusion by the public about who to blame for hurricane damage.

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 12:52 PM (MxEKc)

171 When does the looting and cannibalism start?


=

you can start now

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 12:52 PM (F5z0w)

172
Trump wants brown babies to die!

And yet, he'd like to defund Planned Parenthood.

Hmmmmm ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (pNxlR)

173 The thing is, it's almost impossible to construct an
artificial schlong, so despite successfully changing their outward
appearance and voice, they remain in their misery. It's much easier to
cut something off than to construct it. We must focus more resources on
growing synthetic schlongs.
========

As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create.

Posted by: Shit Spock Said at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (vg8iE)

174 144 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.

Self-correcting problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

What's the success rate?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (hxucZ)


In grad school some feminist bleated that four times as many women as men attempt suicide.

I pointed out that more men successfully actually commit suicide, so that either a) the women were technically incompetent, or b) the whole attempt thing was merely dramatic attention seeking.

There's a big difference between on hand, taking a handful of Gummi-Vites, calling everyone you know, and awaiting the paramedics, and on the other, blowing your brains out with .357 Magnum.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (wHBiv)

175 If nothing else, this should provide a much needed shot in the arm for awareness of this issue.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (JTUFF)

176 Posted by: WitchDoktor,(/i)



Tex-ass?"


-----------
Alaska to stop with these state puns.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)


Sitting over here, not getting anywhere near the attention I would expect by now....

Posted by: Idaho at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (9chmE)

177 154 Avoidant and major depressive here. I'm sure I could name a few more.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

**fistbump**

I'll take those and add alcoholic and fetishist myself.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK)

Heh. I've avoided the alcoholism so far. Not a fetishist, unless being an ass man counts. I do have some characteristics of schizoid personality disorder (not to be confused with schizophrenia which is a whole other ballgame).

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

178 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.


Well, obviously, this deserves more study. Where's that federal grant paperwork?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (jDF8P)

179 Let me get this straight.
To determine the monetary damage caused by a hurricane, all I have to do is take what the Board of Designated Experts predict will be the value of an economy after six months and then compare that figure to the actual value after six months.

So, given that the Experts predicted that the economy in Texas would grow by 2% in the six months following Katrina and it actually grew by 3.2%, we must conclude that not only did Katrina inflict zero monetary damage, but it actually provided a bonanza!





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (0jtPF)

180 Any chance there's a study on how we can raise that number to 85%. And shouldn't we give them better education so they're more successful?


cough Down the street, not across the tracks cough

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (hxucZ)

181
Why is it a "Cat 2" storm? Couldn't it equally well be a "Dog 2" storm?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

182 Dear Mr. Kotter,
The whole island died because of Trump, so Juan had to miss school.

Posted by: Epstein's Mom at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (9m5tp)

183 Whaaaa? Pretending away mental illness doesn't work?

We need to disconnect more children from the world to give this thing time to work.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (CDGwz)

184 >>>>walking down Main Street in Hamilton Montana on Monday.


We've stayed at the Charles Waters campground there. Great place.


Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (r9UYA)

185 153 Current hurricane hunter (USAF C-130 Hercules) found only 66 knot (76.0 MPH) winds. At this rate, Flo won't even be a hurricane by the time she makes landfall. Over-hyped by the media, again.

Posted by: MV_Photon at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (BdoSp)

President Trump says that "we are completely ready for Hurricane Florence, as the storm gets even larger and more powerful."

----

Trump lied again! It's not even a hurricane!

Posted by: This is CNN at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)

186 Sitting over here, not getting anywhere near the attention I would expect by now...."

O. Hi, O.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (6qErC)

187 Alaska to stop with these state puns.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)


Sitting over here, not getting anywhere near the attention I would expect by now....


Posted by: Idaho at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM


Time to buy myself a new jersey.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (0tfLf)

188 Schizoid Personality Disorder is really interesting... and IMO pretty common... I have worked with a number of people who likely had it....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (ffWPP)

189 I'm confused. Are these male transitioning to female or vice-versa.

I learned a very good mnemonic here recently.

"Transgender" = "Fake"

Posted by: mindful webworker - kiss at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (NA4vJ)

190 Sitting over here, not getting anywhere near the attention I would expect by now....
Posted by: Idaho



Lower your prices.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (hxucZ)

191 It would be interesting to know the numbers for people who have gone to the gay therapy stuff that the left is so against.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (JTUFF)

192 There's a big difference between on hand, taking a handful of Gummi-Vites, calling everyone you know, and awaiting the paramedics, and on the other, blowing your brains out with .357 Magnum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (wHBiv)

Yep. When guys decide to do it, they don't fuck around with it - they get the job done. Just the way it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (NWiLs)

193 Not a fetishist, unless being an ass man counts.
========

*high five*

Posted by: Shep! at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (vg8iE)

194 I took my GF to a Chinese buffet yesterday. They took a loss on her.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (2K6fY)

195 We must focus more resources on growing synthetic schlongs.


Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
---
I do not avoid women, Mandrake..but I do deny them my essence.

or - Mr. President, we must not allow a (mine) shaft gap!

If you can not explain everything using quotes from Dr. Strangelove, Blazing Saddles, The search for the holy grail, and The princess bride, you just arent trying.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (vE0fx)

196 If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (37IEG)

197 voidant and major depressive here. I'm sure I could name a few more.



Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)



**fistbump**



I'll take those and add alcoholic and fetishist myself.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK)



Heh. I've avoided the alcoholism so far. Not a fetishist, unless
being an ass man counts. I do have some characteristics of schizoid
personality disorder (not to be confused with schizophrenia which is a
whole other ballgame).

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (NWiLs)

---
i'm the only normal person any of you know...


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (rjbMC)

198
Trump lied again! It's not even a hurricane!

Posted by: This is CNN


You laugh, but...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (BWL+E)

199 If nothing else, this should provide a much needed shot in the arm for awareness of this issue.

Don't think that that effort went unnoticed! Nice job.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (CDGwz)

200 Florence coulda been the Champion of the Woooooorld

Posted by: Bobby D at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (xBSm0)

201 Here is the whole series of Distracted boyfriend memes in a Daily Mail article

I like the "Oblivious Suburban Mom" memes, though they're pretty raunchy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (kqsXK)

202 "Trailblazing female who became infantry Marine is getting kicked out for fraternization"


well, then...

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (F5z0w)

203 Trump's hurricane machine, like Ace's time machine, is a fearsome thing to behold.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 12:38 PM (hvf9s)



"I've got them hooked and saying I have to take responsibility for the hurricane." Trump yells over his shoulder "Okay, turn it down to a tropical storm."
Ivanka spins a large crank on the side of a Machine labeled "Mother Sefton's Olde Tyme Weather Controller" and yells "All set daddy!"
"Thank you, pumpkin; and tell Jared thanks for bringing that into the family."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (hLRSq)

204 Like lapband surgery for obese people, I think they believe the surgery will solve all their problems. When their body finally changes, but the mental probs they are facing are exactly the same, it is too much to bear.

I have a buddy who did the inflatable balloon in the stomach treatment. Supposedly you can't overeat because the balloon shrinks the usable size of the stomach and overeating just makes you sick.

Well, apparently if you push through that sickness you can get your stomach to swell, because my buddy did it. He gained weight.

I wish I could help him. I've been telling him he needs to go see a therapist and see if they can figure out a mental solution.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (9qZ3S)

205 How did Trump ever get the hurricane so wrong? Waste of govt money and proves he is stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (MxEKc)

206 Tom Servo (I'm assuming it also "our" Tom Servo and not another one), that it's a woman reporting that Kavanaugh made some inappropriate advances to her when they were both in high school 40 years ago, but she didn't recall till now. O.K. So they're going to try to do a modified Ray Moore on Kavanaugh. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (AllCR)

207 If Virginia get flooded where will Mary land?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (T71PA)

208 Wait, it's talking about chicks? I thought it was using actual scientific terms and saying "males who believe they are not males", but yeah, it could be girls.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (JTUFF)


The article is from the advocate, ie. Big Homo central. They'd never use the "wrong" un-PC terminology. They refer to people according to how they self-identify, not what they are biologically. Note in the article they refer to cis females and cis males in contrast to trans females and trans males.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (/qEW2)

209 202 "Trailblazing female who became infantry Marine is getting kicked out for fraternization"


well, then...
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (F5z0w)


Fraternization... horizontal bop....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (ffWPP)

210 62
It is 1930hrs here in lovely Naxos, Greece.

I love this amazing horde!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 13, 2018 12:39 PM (XUXm4)

-------------------I'm soooo jealous! If you can make it to the other side of the island, there's a tiny port (Kalandos) and a great outdoor barbecue place up on the hill. Not sure how often it's open, but amazing barbecued goat (if you want to try it).

Enjoy your trip!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (SORXN)

211 Sources Say Trump Order Forcing Hurricane Hunters To Deliberately Fly Into Hurricane Dooms Dozens Of Brave American Service Members To Almost Certain Death

Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (jDF8P)

212 Like lapband surgery for obese people, I think they believe the surgery will solve all their problems.
=========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Chris Christie at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

213
Current hurricane hunter (USAF C-130 Hercules) found only 66 knot (76.0 MPH) winds. At this rate, Flo won't even be a hurricane by the time she makes landfall. Over-hyped by the media, again.


Much like the blue wave.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

214 At this rate, Flo won't even be a hurricane by the time she makes landfall.

Why is Trump spending money on this?!

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (CDGwz)

215 you eat, you go home

you visa expire, you go home

you get sick, you go home
you no steal social security number
you want work, you go home

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (Cus5s)

216 >>> this should provide a much needed shot in the arm for awareness of this issue.


I suspect the data will be used to tell us we need to be MORE accepting and encouraging of trans-kids fulfulling their desires to change sex.

and penalties for not being sufficiently woke on this issue will increase

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (lWCRE)

217 Making Best Use of Our Resources Department

* rrriiinggg *

"Poppins and Insomniac TDS Help Hotline. How may I help you?"

Posted by: mindful webworker - Communists, press 2... at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (NA4vJ)

218 So, in New Zealand, do they have Transmanian Devils?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (UnA8+)

219 NOAA has declared the old Cat 1 thru 5 system will no longer be using to rate storm strength.

Posted by: Ripley



Category Flounce
Category Sashay
Category Twirl
???

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (hxucZ)

220 i'm the only normal person any of you know...


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (rjbMC)

Yeah right, tentacle boy.

Posted by: NSA Bob at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (5jVnA)

221 Note in the article they refer to cis females and cis males in contrast to trans females and trans males.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (/qEW2)


---

It's brilliant in a way. Get people to not have any idea what the terms even mean, and you win by default.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (JTUFF)

222 Kavanaugh made some inappropriate advances to her when they were both in high school 40 years ago



OMG!OMG!OMG! he offered to carry her books in high school !!!!!1111!!

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (F5z0w)

223 The Weathered Channel was claiming that Florence might hit the Carolinas as a Cat 1 or Cat 2 hurricane but the storm surge would still be a Cat 4. They're almost disappointed it's not going to be as big a disaster as they had hoped. Sick bastards!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (v1udk)

224 The trans thing is terrifying, because in impressionable young girls it acts like a contagion, infecting victim after victim. If you have kids you should be afraid.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (q177U)

225 Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:45 PM (9chmE)


Yeah!
Elective, without their consent! The National Transgender Change
Approval Agency panel will be called in to suspected cases and agree
they needed to have the elective surgery. That's what's going to happen
if YOU vote for Kavanaugh!


Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:50 PM (37IEG)


You know, the thought occurred to me, if the Democraps get the majority in Congress, there's no reason they would stop impeachin' at just the Prezzy and Veep. They could just as easily impeach Kavanaugh. And Thomas. And Alito and Gorsuch.


Why the hell not.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (9chmE)

226 >>> They are Spanish actors/actresses that did stock photos for some marketing firm. There are more of them and some are really funny...

EU is working to end memes via legislation in the name of copyright, shame on them. They can pry my memes from my cold dead hands...

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (hvf9s)

227 All those people evacuated for no good reason, disrupting economies in many states and costing billions of dollars! In response to Presidential Hype! IMPEACH!!!!!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (37IEG)

228 220 i'm the only normal person any of you know...


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 12:56 PM (rjbMC)

Yeah right, tentacle boy.
Posted by: NSA Bob at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (5jVnA)


Bob, do try to keep up.....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (ffWPP)

229 Trump is still negotiating with Florence...

She'll be down to a Cat 1 and settle for Atlanta by landfall

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (lWCRE)

230 The weakness of this hurricane is likely to cause yet another female farting thread.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (mCMQ5)

Posted by: Not at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (vtcmf)

232 47
When the Marines evacuate Parris Island then, yes, it might be time to go.


Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 12:36 PM (jDF8P)

Only the recruits. When I left there on Tuesday morning to return to Jacksonville so I could evac, there was 28 busses staged by the parade deck with another 10 on the main drag and several more coming through the main gate The regular Marines were buying cases of beer for hurricane parties.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, uncourted Refugee at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (3mW5i)

233 It seems like this hurricane is rapidly weakening -- now just a Category 2, and on its way to be a Category 1 by the time it makes landfall. Which would make it a less-powerful-than-average hurricane.

Not to downplay the damage it will do to some people, but doesn't it seem that this is yet another example of the media overhyping something, solely for the purpose of setting up "gotcha" opportunities afterwards - i.e. to blame Trump and Global Warming? For a natural phenomenon that has been happening with predictable regularity since time immemorial?

I no longer believe there is is any innocent explanation for any misreporting -- it's all done with a nefarious purpose. The media is desperately trying construct another "Katrina" narrative, to blame the Big Mean White Male President for a rainstorm. They just did it agin with the fake updated death stats for the Puerto Rico hurricane, and now they want to fabricate a disaster in the Carolinas they can blame on Trump.

Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (c+2jX)

234 This unsolicited advice is the fruit of a wasted evening:

CHECK YOUR SPARE TIRES. MAKE SURE THEY ARE INFLATED.

That is all.

Posted by: Weak Geek, who got home just before dark at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (LjwRC)

235 epic fail

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (vtcmf)

236 You know, the thought occurred to me, if the Democraps get the majority in Congress, there's no reason they would stop impeachin' at just the Prezzy and Veep. They could just as easily impeach Kavanaugh. And Thomas. And Alito and Gorsuch.


Why the hell not.
Posted by: BurtTC


Because Rule 7.62.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (hxucZ)

237 If Distracted Boyfriend meme had been made 20 years ago, they'd of used Helen Hunt in the red dress.
mmmmmm....

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

238 Not a fetishist, unless being an ass man counts. I do have some characteristics of schizoid personality disorder (not to be confused with schizophrenia which is a whole other ballgame).

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 12:53 PM (NWiLs)


I use "fetishist" as shorthand for "sexually screwed up, but not in a sick way."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (kqsXK)

239 >>I think we shouldn't shun these people for doing what they do. We should give them the help they need, even if they think they're perfect.
I think we're too compassionate to let this continue on.



I don't think we should shun., but this needs to not be freakin' encouraged! We don't tell people with other forms of body dysmorphia that their perceptions are correct.

The push to normalize demonizes anyone who doesn't make every effort to encourage and accommodate it. Sorry, if my kid said he was a bunny rabbit when he was 5 I wouldn't have been lining up doctors to elongate his ears and surgically attach a fluffy bunny tail! Why do something different if he happened to enjoy walking around the house in my high-heels?

The same goes for the 51 flavors of gender. This is not normal, this is training kids to be abnormal, which makes then UNHAPPY.

Posted by: Lizz at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)

240 Things looking pretty grim for all the Puerto Ricans here.

Posted by: Miklos, in SC at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (zCyNd)

241 When I express my opinion that LGBT are mentally ill, I get told that I am a hater and fearful.

I don't hate them and I am not frightened by them. I want them to be healed.

P.S. The only ones getting married of my BiL's children are the lesbians. The straights are staying single to collect that sweet, sweet EBT/WIC.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (3HNOQ)

242
"Trailblazing female who became infantry Marine is getting kicked out for fraternization"


Now that's dedication!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (pNxlR)

243 Heh. I've avoided the alcoholism so far. Not a
fetishist, unless being an ass man counts. I do have some
characteristics of schizoid personality disorder (not to be confused
with schizophrenia which is a whole other ballgame).

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018

*
*
Me? Alcoholic, yes, but recovering (30+ years now). Fetishist? Well . . . probably not. I find women's feet attractive (see: Wives 1 and 2, and current girlfriend), but not really sexy-sexy. Though I may have a touch of sociopathic personality which tends to make me find sociopathic women attractive (see: Wife No. 2).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (/ZWeB)

244 Like lapband surgery for obese people, I think they believe the surgery will solve all their problems.

I know somebody who got that surgery. Was funny to see that the diet she was supposed to follow afterwards (low-carb) would have had the same effect. Of course, she didn't stay on it, and has gained all the weight back. Stayed on it long enough to get the knee replacement she needed, though.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (Wd55D)

245 Kavanaugh made some inappropriate advances to her when they were both in high school 40 years ago

Back in the day, that used to be known as "dating".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (vtcmf)

246 15
3 Unfisted!



Posted by: Tonypete



Sorry Tonypete, what has been fisted cannot be unfisted. Take my word for it.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 13, 2018 12:31 PM (IeDO

It just tickles a bit.

Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (vWMNq)

247 Trailblazing female"

I read that as "tailblazing"

Huh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (6qErC)

248 This unsolicited advice is the fruit of a wasted evening:

CHECK YOUR SPARE TIRES. MAKE SURE THEY ARE INFLATED.

That is all.

Posted by: Weak Geek, who got home just before dark at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (LjwRC)


*looks down at waist line*

I'm good.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

249 >>> They could just as easily impeach Kavanaugh. And Thomas. And Alito and Gorsuch.



and when that doesnt work, they'll decide to make SCOTUS 13 judges and add 4 more libs

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (lWCRE)

250 At this rate, Flo won't even be a hurricane by the time she makes landfall. Over-hyped by the media, again.


---

Fingers crossed for that, honestly. I went and helped demolish, clean lots, and rebuild homes down around Goldsboro after a couple of hurricanes. I'm fine with those folks on the coastal plain missing as much as they can.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (JTUFF)

251
Who's that other movie blonde, with the round-ish face but still hot? No, she doesn't look anything like LeeLee, but she's nice-looking. Played an aspiring dancer in one recent movie?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
_______________________

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (7AQC5)

252 Winter is coming, and we blame Trump.

Posted by: CNN at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (V1O8S)

253 *I don't want to increase suicides. I find all this profoundly disturbing, that the Left is brainwashing kids to embrace this trans and gender nonsense, which is literally breeding mental breakdowns and suicide (see the study Brown University about rapid onset transgenderism).


Posted by: Lizz at September 13, 2018 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

I would counter by suggesting that transgenderism is itself a form of slow suicide. They don't like the person they were born as, attempt to change that by means of surgery, and when that doesn't work (i.e. every time), they off themselves. The ones who don't off themselves simply lack the guts to pull the trigger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (iwUO9)

254 188 Schizoid Personality Disorder is really interesting... and IMO pretty common... I have worked with a number of people who likely had it....
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (ffWPP

Here's brief overview:

What is schizoid personality disorder?

Schizoid personality disorder is a type of eccentric personality disorder. A person with this disorder behaves differently from most other people. This may include avoiding social interactions, or seeming to be aloof or lacking personality. However, people with this disorder are able to function fairly well in society.

Signs and symptoms

This condition is usually diagnosed in early adulthood. Symptoms include:

being detached
preferring to be alone
avoiding social situations
not desiring relationships
seeming dull or indifferent
inability to enjoy activities
trouble relating to others
lacking motivation
Risk factors and causes

Most people with this condition have a relative with schizophrenia, schizoid personality disorder, or schizotypal personality disorder. Other risk factors include:

environmental factors, which seem to have the most impact during childhood
experiencing abuse or neglect as a child
having an emotionally detached parent
This disorder occurs more commonly in men than women.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (Txle7)

255 Not to downplay the damage it will do to some people, but doesn't it seem that this is yet another example of the media overhyping something, solely for the purpose of setting up "gotcha" opportunities afterwards - i.e. to blame Trump and Global Warming? For a natural phenomenon that has been happening with predictable regularity since time immemorial?

I no longer believe there is is any innocent explanation for any misreporting -- it's all done with a nefarious purpose. The media is desperately trying construct another "Katrina" narrative, to blame the Big Mean White Male President for a rainstorm. They just did it agin with the fake updated death stats for the Puerto Rico hurricane, and now they want to fabricate a disaster in the Carolinas they can blame on Trump.
Posted by: zombie at September 13, 2018 01:00 PM (c+2jX)

It's exactly as you say + they want ratings. This is true of especially with The Weather Channel and local news stations. Weather sells.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:02 PM (NFEMn)

256 245 Kavanaugh made some inappropriate advances to her when they were both in high school 40 years ago

Back in the day, that used to be known as "dating".


Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM



So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0tfLf)

257 189 I'm confused. Are these male transitioning to female or vice-versa.

I learned a very good mnemonic here recently.

"Transgender" = "Fake"
Posted by: mindful webworker - kiss at September 13, 2018 12:55 PM (NA4vJ)
--------------------------------------------
Yeah, "trans" = fake and "cis"= real.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0jtPF)

258 Joe Bastardi has failed us.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (r9UYA)

259 Hurricane Sleepy Jeff never makes landfall.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (y7DUB)

260 >>You know, the thought occurred to me, if the Democraps get the majority in Congress, there's no reason they would stop impeachin' at just the Prezzy and Veep. They could just as easily impeach Kavanaugh. And Thomas. And Alito and Gorsuch.



IIRC, Robert Reich has already floated the idea of annulling Trump - he wants to undo everything Trump has done in office, not just impeach him. So yeah, they're already openly discussing that.

Posted by: Lizz at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

261 So they're going to try to do a modified Ray Moore on Kavanaugh. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (AllCR)


It worked with Moore. I am not at all confident that it won't work with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (kqsXK)

262 141


I live in Texas. After this hits can I be considered a survivor? Go on TV and rant incontinently?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (BWL+E)

Works for David Hogg...

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, uncourted Refugee at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (3mW5i)

263 Hurricanes were Obama's economic improvement plan.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (37IEG)

264 I suspect most of us men would need to cut our interests by 9/10ths to become fetishists. We all like nekkid stuff, but those folks are specialists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (JTUFF)

265 CHECK YOUR SPARE TIRES. MAKE SURE THEY ARE INFLATED.



Added a six pack just last night.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (hxucZ)

266 Fraternization... horizontal bop....
Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 12:57 PM (ffWPP)

quite !

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (F5z0w)

267 Sources Say Death Toll On Puerto Rico From Hurricane Florence Could Be In Tens Of Thousands

Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (jDF8P)

268 I use "fetishist" as shorthand for "sexually screwed up, but not in a sick way."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:01 PM (kqsXK)

Ah. I was thinking in more of the clinical diagnosis sense which would be a bit different.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (Txle7)

269 So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0tfLf)

Depends on the guy's car.

Posted by: Miklos, top down at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (zCyNd)

270 It would be hilarious if aliens decided to contact us now because they like Trump.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/307468/

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (mCMQ5)

271 Kavanaugh made some inappropriate advances to her when they were both in high school 40 years ago



OMG!OMG!OMG! he offered to carry her books in high school !!!!!1111!!
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (F5z0w)

Are they REALLY gonna run with this?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (NFEMn)

272 Added a six pack just last night.
Posted by: rickb223

are you in the hurricane zone ??

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (F5z0w)

273 Just started raining here in Chesapeake, VA - we're getting the first outer rain bands.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 13, 2018 01:05 PM (AEeCX)

274 Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (NFEMn)

I put nothing past them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 01:05 PM (AllCR)

275 If you can not explain everything using quotes from
Dr. Strangelove, Blazing Saddles, The search for the holy grail, and The
princess bride, you just arent trying.


Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018

*
*
I firmly believe that a quote can be found in The Terminator, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, or (in extreme cases) You've Got Mail to apply to almost everything in life.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 01:05 PM (/ZWeB)

276 Back in the day, that used to be known as "dating".

Posted by: Notorious BFD


So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?
Posted by: Diogenes


Her sister.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 01:05 PM (hxucZ)

277
The territories and other appendages hanging around in Uncle Sam's attic need to be shown to the door.

Cut Puerto Rico loose already. I'm positive that they can handle being a Big Boy in the Caribbean all by themselves.

Oh, and your claims to citizenship in the US expire upon being granted independence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (pNxlR)

278 A "bright spot" of sorts is that if forecasts hold and the inner bands hit early in the AM, that'll be low tide, thus reducing the impact of the storm surge...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (6qErC)

279
Depends on the guy's car.
Posted by: Miklos, top down at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (zCyNd

And how "cute" or "hot" he is.
And if the other girls think he's cute or hot....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (NFEMn)

280 sally used to carry my books to school
Sally was a good old girl....

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (ffWPP)

281 Alaska to stop with these state puns.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)

OK. Hi everybody, Hawaii?

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (HgMAr)

282 269 So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0tfLf)

Depends on the guy's car.

Posted by: Miklos, top down at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM



I figured it was something like that.
First car was a 59VW. Didn't get to third until I got the 66 chevy.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (0tfLf)

283 If you haven't documented every place you've been your entire life, how exactly are you supposed to affirmatively disprove "He raped me 35 years ago!"?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

284 Are they REALLY gonna run with this?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (NFEMn)

yep. "HE IS PERV ! SINCE CHILDHOOD !!"

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (F5z0w)

285 Hmm. WiFi's being wonky.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)

286 are you in the hurricane zone ??
Posted by: runner



No. But I added to my spare tire anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (hxucZ)

287 The regular Marines were buying cases of beer for hurricane parties.

There was a class 6 right next to the BX at my Dad's last base. I always thought it was funny to see the little knots of guys in the parking lot pooling their money and handing it off to the soldier who was 21 or older to go buy their booze.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (9qZ3S)

288 Category Flounce

Category Sashay

Category Twirl

???

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (hxucZ)


Category Fronthole
Category Backhole

Posted by: Bert G at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (OMsf+)

289
It worked with Moore. I am not at all confident that it won't work with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (kqsXK)


People aren't voting on Kavanaugh

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (TAmPV)

290 251


Who's that other movie blonde, with the round-ish face but still
hot? No, she doesn't look anything like LeeLee, but she's nice-looking.
Played an aspiring dancer in one recent movie?



Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

_______________________



This is about me, isn't it?





Posted by: Amy Schumer at September 13, 2018

*
*
No, Amy, I said "hot."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (/ZWeB)

291 Yeah, "trans" = fake and "cis"= real.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0jtPF)

I find it easiest to break the Latin prefixes down into Grover terms.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhEcRrMA-M

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (IqOTP)

292 Are they REALLY gonna run with this?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (NFEMn)


Yes, they are that "scraping the bottom of Ace's barrel" desperate for something to throw.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

293
Cut Puerto Rico loose already. I'm positive that they can handle being a Big Boy in the Caribbean all by themselves.

Oh, and your claims to citizenship in the US expire upon being granted independence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Watch them demand $57 trillion in "reparations".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (BWL+E)

294 Michael Avenatti on Tucker Carlson tonight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)

295 >>> The territories and other appendages hanging around in Uncle Sam's attic need to be shown to the door.


But Guam will sink with our support !!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (lWCRE)

296 Are they REALLY gonna run with this?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:04 PM (NFEMn)


Yes, they are that "scraping the bottom of Ace's barrel" desperate for something to throw.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (hLRSq)

Good, because no one's gonna give a shit.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

297
I live in Texas. After this hits can I be considered a survivor? Go on TV and rant incontinently?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:49 PM (BWL+E)


Just ride around your neighborhhod on a bike after the storm passes and you're golden from that point onward!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (pNxlR)

298 Sources Say Death Toll On Puerto Rico From Hurricane Florence Could Be In Tens Of Thousands
Posted by: This...Is CNN


And that's just in the last three months!

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (gHCnG)

299 What I don't get, is if leftists think the future is female and plan eventually to eliminate men (I suppose through parthenogenesis), then why would they convince women to try to become men? It doesn't make sense. It would be like BLM trying to convince blacks to identify as white.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

300 293


Cut Puerto Rico loose already. I'm positive that they can handle being a Big Boy in the Caribbean all by themselves.



Oh, and your claims to citizenship in the US expire upon being granted independence.



Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)



Watch them demand $57 trillion in "reparations".



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (BWL+E)
fine, then give them back to Spain.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (37IEG)

301 Would like to see a TMI3RD hurricane thread about now.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (fr4q8)

302 It was the 70s. The entire goddamned decade was full of inappropriate advances, led by the same people today's Left lionizes.


Criminy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (tVWQB)

303 The Katrina hysteria and distortion - even more stunning and ridiculous when viewed from afar - was final confirmation that enough of the country and civic culture had deteriorated to Third World levels that the US was in deep trouble. Seen from abroad it was even more stunning.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (QDnY+)

304 224 The trans thing is terrifying, because in impressionable young girls it acts like a contagion, infecting victim after victim. If you have kids you should be afraid.
Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 12:59 PM (q177U)


It's the downside of being more socialized: they're MUCH more susceptible to social pressure. Now about voting ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (wHBiv)

305 But I have a rich inner life, so there's that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

306 I think Ace is stocking up on shelves...just in case....

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (F5z0w)

307 I come to you like a man to announce a NOOD

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (r9UYA)

308 >>It was the 70s. The entire goddamned decade was full of inappropriate advances


It's not like wearing velvet doesn't encourage it!

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 01:10 PM (AkSKU)

309 299 What I don't get, is if leftists think the future is female and plan eventually to eliminate men (I suppose through parthenogenesis), then why would they convince women to try to become men? It doesn't make sense. It would be like BLM trying to convince blacks to identify as white.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

Because even they don't believe the bullshit. It's just politically convenient for them right now.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

310
Spain would say, "No thanks. We got enough layabouts and corrupocrats already."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 01:10 PM (BWL+E)

311 Florence is getting weaker? Shep must be a wee bit disappointed. His anticipated coverage just got less dramatic.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

312 But I have a rich inner life, so there's that.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

Good for you. Too many people neglect probiotic health.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 01:10 PM (IqOTP)

313 >>> I no longer believe there is is any innocent explanation for any misreporting -- it's all done with a nefarious purpose. The media is desperately trying construct another "Katrina" narrative, to blame the Big Mean White Male President for a rainstorm.

The lengths to which the liberal pundits have begun zealously trying to blame Trump, before Florence even hits land, for this is insane.

Poor babies! Mother nature is failing their evil Trump/global warming narrative by making the hurricane calmer. And the inconvenient truths popping up about how Puerto Rico incompetence, not FEMA incompetence, has cause a lot of the suffering over there... not a good week for them.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (hvf9s)

314 So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0tfLf)


Who
What
I Don't Know

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (SiINZ)

315 303 The Katrina hysteria and distortion - even more stunning and ridiculous when viewed from afar - was final confirmation that enough of the country and civic culture had deteriorated to Third World levels that the US was in deep trouble.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 01:09 PM (QDnY+)


So Third World people imported to the US - albeit long ago - comported themselves pretty much the way their relatives still in the Third World comport themselves.

It's almost as if there's something fundamental behind this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (wHBiv)

316 It was the 70s. The entire goddamned decade was full of inappropriate advances, led by the same people today's Left lionizes.
---------------------------------------------

The clothes in the '70's were so goddamn ugly, we couldn't wait to take them off!

Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (NFEMn)

317 287
The regular Marines were buying cases of beer for hurricane parties.



There was a class 6 right next to the BX at my Dad's last base. I
always thought it was funny to see the little knots of guys in the
parking lot pooling their money and handing it off to the soldier who
was 21 or older to go buy their booze.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 01:06 PM (9qZ3S)

Okinawa was awesome for hurricane (typhoon) parties, they would shut off alcohol sales a full 36 hours before expected landfall, the barracks started rockin' as soon as work was secured for Typhoon Condition 1.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, uncourted Refugee at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (3mW5i)

318
I would give anything for Flo to go away. The hurricane, too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (BWL+E)

319 299
What I don't get, is if leftists think the future is female and plan
eventually to eliminate men (I suppose through parthenogenesis), then
why would they convince women to try to become men? It doesn't make
sense.
It would be like BLM trying to convince blacks to identify as
white.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018

*
*
Do *any* of the Left's ideas make sense?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 01:11 PM (/ZWeB)

320 Nood from Ace!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 13, 2018 01:12 PM (/ZWeB)

321 Yeah right, tentacle boy.

Posted by: NSA Bob at September 13, 2018 12:58 PM (5jVnA)

---
your wife sent me those...

said she found them on your computer at home.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 01:12 PM (rjbMC)

322 This condition is usually diagnosed in early adulthood. Symptoms include:

being detached
preferring to be alone
avoiding social situations
not desiring relationships
seeming dull or indifferent
inability to enjoy activities
trouble relating to others
lacking motivation
Risk factors and causes

Most people with this condition have a relative with schizophrenia, schizoid personality disorder, or schizotypal personality disorder.


I've got some of those, not all.

I don't bother trying to find the proper term. I'm just unhappy. No more, no less.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:13 PM (kqsXK)

323 >>>>It was the 70s. The entire goddamned decade was full of inappropriate advances


Heh. Threadwinner

Posted by: Lizz at September 13, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

324 I hate this meme. The guy has a fetish for solid 6s....

Posted by: malcolm Tex at September 13, 2018 01:14 PM (GSJcT)

325 181
Why is it a "Cat 2" storm? Couldn't it equally well be a "Dog 2" storm?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 13, 2018 12:54 PM (pNxlR)


There was a meme years ago with illustrations of Cat 1 through Cat 5.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 01:14 PM (xjiRE)

326 311
Florence is getting weaker? Shep must be a wee bit disappointed. His anticipated coverage just got less dramatic.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

------
Cat 3 will take your entire house. Cat 2 will leave the foundation in place and an apology for the inconvenience.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 13, 2018 01:15 PM (VSxu3)

327
So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?
Posted by: Diogenes

Always thrown out at home....

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 01:17 PM (Bdeb0)

328 It worked with Moore. I am not at all confident that it won't work with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (kqsXK)


People aren't voting on Kavanaugh

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 01:07 PM (TAmPV)


No, but gutless, RINO, "why won't the NYT like me?" sellouts are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 13, 2018 01:17 PM (kqsXK)

329 256---So where does it become inappropriate?
1st Base?
2nd base?
3rd Base?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 01:03 PM (0tfLf)
---------------------------
*waves hand furiously at teacher*
I know this one!
I mean I know the answer for 40 years ago --- even though I am only 29.

1) It is inappropriate not to do the bases in order. You can't scoot out of the batter's box and run diagonally to 2nd base, let alone head left to 3rd base.
2) You have to stop when the girl says NO or STOP.

That's all!
Easy peasy!

(Today? I dunno.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 01:19 PM (0jtPF)

330 Trump ruined a perfectly good Cat 5 Hurricane.

Posted by: OCBill at September 13, 2018 01:21 PM (df+Zi)

331 234 This unsolicited advice is the fruit of a wasted evening:

CHECK YOUR SPARE TIRES. MAKE SURE THEY ARE INFLATED.

That is all.


you're not driving one of them SuperBeetles what used the pressure from the spare tire to squirt the washer fluid, are you?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2018 01:23 PM (NmR1a)

332 John Pinette did the youve been here 4 hour buffet joke.

Posted by: California Red at September 13, 2018 01:25 PM (VgFkg)

333 Peeked at a live stream. Some idiots were freaking out because there are FOUR nuclear power plants in the path of the storm. FUKISHIMA TIMES ELEVENTY!!!

Cut the cord. It's all chickenshit bull shit all the way down.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 13, 2018 01:26 PM (1L9V9)

334 Am I the only one who recognizes the joke on the Chinese restaurant marquee. It's from a routine by comedian John Pinette, maybe also from Louie Anderson from the 1980s.

Go to 2:35. It's pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51rHWly7sHA

Posted by: Robert Speck at September 13, 2018 01:31 PM (NRTII)

335 Ha ha Brad Pitt! What a sucker. He gave FREE houses to poor people after Katrina, and now 13 years later the poor people are NOT HAPPY and that's NOT OK!

Of course for the last 13 years the residents have been spending all their money on alcohol, blunts, lottery and hair. That's how they got poor in the first place. No budget for maintaining their OWN free houses.

That's why they are still "recovering" from a hurricane after THIRTEEN YEARS: they take handouts, and won't lift a finger to help themselves. The f&cking press reports it like those lazy asses are the VICTIMS!

Posted by: gp at September 13, 2018 01:35 PM (mk9aG)

336 335 comments in 38 minutes
Nearly 9 comments every minute
8.815789473684211 for you sticklers.

Posted by: mindful webworker - but who's counting? at September 13, 2018 01:43 PM (NA4vJ)

337 Virtue signaling is hard work, and Brad's busy. Half, well, two-thirds of the planet's population want him. Really. Want. Him. And his B.O.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 01:52 PM (RuIsu)

338

Don't count me among the ones castigating the weather services for hyping the storm.

If that's what is required to get people to move to at least a safer location, then so be it.

There'll be enough shit to deal with from the rain. The first responders don't need any extra.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 13, 2018 01:59 PM (S/hVx)

339 New study: 50% of transgender males attempt suicide.



You're insufficiently sympathetic and celebratory.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 12:34 PM (BWL+E)

Amazing how at least the abstract for the paper tiptoes around the obvious conclusion that teenagers with gender dysphoria are mentally ill because gender dysphoria is a mental illness.
Also, they have so confused our language that I don't have a clue if it is boys who delusionally believe they are girls or girls who delusionally believe they are boys who have the higher attempted suicide rate (in any case, one of those groups had a rate of 50% vs. 30% for the other group).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 13, 2018 01:59 PM (FTXAT)

340 " gender dysphoria is a mental illness."

There will soon come a day when "Face-Stitched-To-Ass Syndrome" will become a thing. Some people will wake up realizing their inner soul is crying out to have their faces stitched to their asses.

Quack doctors will provide the procedure to all comers. The profession will designate it to be a real disease. The SFB press will report it as if it were a real crisis that not enough people can afford to have their faces stitched to their asses.

The left will whine that we are not sufficiently woke to the plight of the face-to-ass-stitchers, how they are discriminated against because they can't walk erect or see where they are going.

Normal people will say "hey that's not a real disease, and it's actually probably not a good idea to stitch your face to your ass in the first place." Those normal people will immediately be denounced to the press and forcibly re-educated.

Posted by: gp at September 13, 2018 02:11 PM (mk9aG)

341 Gender Dyslexia.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 02:14 PM (RuIsu)

342 Teachers will tell kindergarten kids that everyone's face and ass are unique and perfect in their own way, and kids can make the choice whether they want their faces stitched to their asses, and even can choose which cheeks to stitch.

There will be those who change their minds after going trans-cheek-ass, and have the operation undone. Some of those in turn will change their minds again and have the other cheek sewed up.

Spouses will come home and find their signinficant others with their faces superglued to their asses, because they are crying out for help.

Posted by: gp at September 13, 2018 02:20 PM (mk9aG)

343 >>>There will soon come a day when "Face-Stitched-To-Ass Syndrome" will become a thing. Some people will wake up realizing their inner soul is crying out to have their faces stitched to their asses.

I heard that a woman identified as blind, and actually blinded herself to achieve that. Took her perfectly good eyes and ruined them. D: So we are not far off.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 03:33 PM (hvf9s)

344 A Hurricane Albert(Gore)would mostly consist of HOT AIR just like Gore is so full of he wears a lead belt to keep from floating away

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (wGqjj)

345 I've never understood why that photo has gone viral and used in so many situations. I think the guy's girlfriend is far hotter than the chick he's ogling.

Posted by: a bee ee? at September 13, 2018 07:45 PM (Xa0+D)

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