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wow!
Posted by: DanMan at September 12, 2018 05:38 PM (QMG5F) 2
And risk not doing any actual permanent damage? Keep to the arm.
Posted by: Another Anon at September 12, 2018 05:38 PM (LZygN) 3
and I read the content....like always
Posted by: DanMan at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (QMG5F) 4
More Norm MacDonald!
Posted by: m at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (yEr34) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (UsCnO) 6
Howdy.
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (p6e8W) 7
Hiya
Posted by: JT at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (Ta6mX) 8
Just tryin' to impress the chicks.
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (RuIsu) 9
Should have shot himself in the a$$.......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (JUOKG) 10
In the arm? go big or go home pal
Posted by: brak at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (VckGX) 11
Everyone knows you take out your political frustrations with bike locks on a political enemy's head in a friendly LE jurisdiction.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 12, 2018 05:39 PM (5jVnA) Posted by: JT at September 12, 2018 05:40 PM (Ta6mX) 13
Academia has become a mental illness factory.
And it's slowly reversing all of gains of the West. Good thing stalwart fellows in good standing like Jonah have stopped it, right? Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 05:40 PM (c07y/) 14
Probably in the fleshy part, too. Can't risk shattering any bones.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 12, 2018 05:40 PM (RWSlt) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:40 PM (6qErC) 16
th. Read the content.
Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (gLylO) 17
I'm thinking he was planning on Going To Greenland, but pussed out at the last second and went with the attention whore route.
Next time, just die your hair blue and talk about identifying as a panfluid muppetsexual. Posted by: El Kabong at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (datdl) Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (//voU) 19
Does his book have a working title yet?
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (RuIsu) 20
Some say what we need is a reign of terror others are of the opinion that what is necessary is our very own Pinochet but these are false choices what we need is a Pinochet of Terror.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (kT3/m) Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (S/hVx) 23
I'm shocked that he didn't claim it was KKK.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (yQpMk) 24
Missed it by ______that______ much
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (mCMQ5) 25
OK ... I'm a "free market" guy and all ...
... but if this is how they're gonna' roll - can we at least get a tax-exemption for .22 ? Maybe some green stamps ? Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (fiGNd) 26
He was serious as his head contains no vital organs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (rc7Bk) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (6qErC) 28
College of Southern Nevada you say? Well sign me up. Sounds like a fine program.
Posted by: Lunatics Anonymous aka Maxscene Waters at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (6eEQ+) 29
18 A gallon of gasoline and a Zippo....
Buddhist Monk Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (mCMQ5) 30
Only the professor understands the reasoning behind his protest choice.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (p2jI/) 31
I support this professor's act of self-expression and suggest more lefties follow his lead.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf) 32
What a front-hole coward. Show some real protesting prowess with a shot to the balls..!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (yhf6w) 33
How does popping a cap in your own ass demonstrate you're anti-Trump?
Weird ass virtue signaling... Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (rbgPC) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (6qErC) 35
I'd really like Academia to prove to us why we need it, in its current state.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (oVJmc) 36
Darwin blew that one.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (S/hVx) *Wipes mouth while looking in mirror* Posted by: Darwin at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (/cL3k) 37
You know, he could have given $100.00 to the janitor without having to shoot himself.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (AllCR) 38
This is the result of right-wing perfidy. Of course I used to work for a Democrat congresscritter. But I'm totes conservative.
Posted by: Judas Silverberg at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (J70i0) 39
At least the Democrats are picking better targets now. We just have to work on their aim.
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (jyVW0) 40
If it isn't self-immolation, it's crap!
Posted by: Vietnamese Monks at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (yQpMk) 41
Happiness is a warm gun.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon. at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (Nh7gw) 42
My first thought was why didn't he go for the head, but, then, since he was protesting President Trump by shooting himself, I guess he shot himself where it would actually do some damage.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (qC1Sy) 43
let me look thoughtfully into the camera and ponder why republicans are so anti-intellecutalism.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (yMqYP) 44
He should douse hisself in ethanol and light a joint.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (rc7Bk) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (6qErC) 46
Oh dear. Another one 'round the bend.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (lwiT4) 47
Too bad he didn't hit the brachial artery and bleed out.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (NWiLs) 48
The only thing missing in the story is the pregnant dead co-ed!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (v1udk) 49
yeah, education is a scam. I hope DeVos fucks these people. Parents, proceed carefully.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (yMqYP) 50
...but he sure seems like a drama queen. How mentally unstable do you have to be to do that?
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (jyVW0) 51
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Academia has become a mental illness factory. And it's slowly reversing all of gains of the West. ----------------- I wonder how many professors, nearly all Lefties, have tried to #MeToo'ed themselves into their students' skirts. percentage wise and sheer numbers wise, it has to be multiples of the PA situation of a couple of weeks ago. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (UsCnO) 52
Maybe some green stamps ?
S 'n H? Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (6qErC) Hell Yes. Save up enough ... we'll give ya' a 10/22 or somethin' ... Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (fiGNd) 53
On the floor of the restroom was a black-and-white, .22-caliber pistol and one spent shell casing.
So he used a .22 semi-automatic. Pussy. Real men shoot themselves in the arm with a .22 revolver so you don't lose any muzzle velocity with the reload mechanism. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (fuK7c) 54
Probably not even his fappin' arm.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (r+sAi) 56
Happiness is a warm gun.
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon" Buy this theory or we'll shoot this dog... Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:45 PM (6qErC) 57
I hope they had a Maxi-Pad on hand for that.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2018 05:45 PM (lwiT4) 58
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You know, he could have given $100.00 to the janitor without having to shoot himself. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (AllCR) Yeah, but where is the fun in that? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 05:45 PM (UsCnO) 59
The professor will become an expert on guns and appear on CNN after a mass shooting. Count on it.
Posted by: dantesed at September 12, 2018 05:45 PM (88xKn) 60
>>You know, he could have given $100.00 to the janitor without having to shoot himself.
Stop oppressing him! His desire to express himself in this manner should be encouraged. Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 05:45 PM (/tuJf) 61
You know what's really, ironically funny about this? it's a complete ripoff. An artist named Chris Burden did this back in the 80's. (His premise was weather or not someone would shoot you in the name of art. Of course, the first grad student he asked had no problem pulling the trigger.) He rigged a .22 to shoot through his upper arm. There are some great pictures of him in complete shock after the "project". Burden did some other cool, thought provoking stuff as well.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (ty7RM) 62
On the floor of the restroom was a black-and-white, .22-caliber pistol and one spent shell casing.
A .45 shows you're serious. And two spent shell casings. Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (jyVW0) Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (fqUgw) 64
Lock him up!
Posted by: Ha at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (MAstk) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (yQpMk) 66
Protesting Donald Trump's? He's doing it wrong. Buddhist monks in Vietnam self immolated themselves in protest. That would send a message wouldn't it? He's not serious.
Posted by: rockysan at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (/QpMs) 67
This is just like Hiroshima and Trump will be devastated when he hears about it. Probably just quit even.
How do we get a place where our political opponents finally achieve that level of frustration they all shoot to wound themselves? Because laughing at that kind of thing will bring lots of levity to the discussion. Posted by: DanMan at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (QMG5F) 68
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I think he is lying and just doesn't know how to handle a gun. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (r+sAi) Yup, had the gun illegally at school. Shot himself on accident... because dumb. Trying to come up with a reason besides stupid for it happening. Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (NgKpN) 69
Looks like some one got tossed out the helecopter onto the stupid tree and broke every branch on the way down with his face.
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (fvf2N) 70
How do you shoot yourself in the arm? You have to pick up the gun using one arm - what then? You just point it at your other arm? Seems lame.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Camera Hogg at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (Nh7gw) 72
Professors will now be given a padded dais and blunt-ended chalk.
Posted by: American Psychiatry Association at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (6eEQ+) 73
A 22? Hell, I woulda loaned him a 12 gage if he would but asked.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (rc7Bk) 74
On the floor of the restroom was a black-and-white, .22-caliber pistol and one spent shell casing.
A .45 shows you're serious. And two spent shell casings. Posted by: t-bird Three shows Hillary was present. Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (qScIa) 75
Maybe he wanted a front hole. A gunshot is pretty cheap transitioning method, but rather crude.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (v1udk) 76
What upsets me about this situation is the listing charges. While I can condone making the unnecessary discharge of a weapon a crime, concealed carry and possession of a weapon on school property should not be considered violations.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (aYM5P) 77
Check out my NEW column; "This is Just Like That Scene in Fight Club When Ed Norton Shot Himself in the Mouth to Get Rid of Brad Pitt."
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (datdl) 78
Either a very bad suicide attempt where he had second thoughts and pulled away as he pulled the trigger, or he was playing tough guy to protect himself from the scary white men and dropped the gun and shot himself picking it up.
Then, since these people can admit to no errors, he claimed it was an act of protest., Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2018 05:48 PM (LWu6U) 79
I'd bet it wasn't intentional and he was practicing his bad boy look in the mirror and accidentally discharged the pistol. Then he had to make up a story to explain the gunshot wound. Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 05:48 PM (I9Sw7) 80
The James Paddock shooting could have had a similar headline, but the investigation was quashed.
Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2018 05:48 PM (Q0RjU) 81
Too bad he didn't hit the brachial artery and bleed out.
Posted by: Insomniac I wouldn't wish that on the janitor. But, as I said previously, maybe he hit a nerve or something, so he has a lifetime of pain or paralysis to remind himself of what a doorknob he is. Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 05:48 PM (P1f+c) 82
A 22? Hell, I woulda loaned him a 12 gage if he would but asked."
He could've borrowed my double barreled 12 gauge. I'm a giver that way. Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:48 PM (6qErC) 83
Call me.
Posted by: Evergreen State College at September 12, 2018 05:48 PM (IMdOQ) 84
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The only thing missing in the story is the pregnant dead co-ed! Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 12, 2018 05:44 PM (v1udk) Give it time. Ft Marcy Park wasn't built in a day. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (UsCnO) 85
To continue....
Had gun in his pocket... small .22 semi auto. Took it out to take a piss... One in chamber, gun does off... Panics, and leaves gun... now trying to come up with a story to cover his stupidity. Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (Z48ZB) 87
(Missed it by milliseconds. Shoulda skipped the spell check.)
Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (I9Sw7) 88
Is there nothing the PDT can't do?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (LWu6U) 89
75 Maybe he wanted a front hole. A gunshot is pretty cheap transitioning method, but rather crude.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 12, 2018 05:47 PM (v1udk) --------------- I don't want to think about what type of fetishist need-based front hole on his/her/its/xer/arm. Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (aYM5P) 90
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You know, he could have given $100.00 to the janitor without having to shoot himself. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (AllCR) *** I believe the rules of engagement here at AoS are: "When a Democrat leftard is trying to shoot him/her/Xerself . . . let them . . . and just make sure no one else is in the line of fire." (Section II, Subsection R 3.21(a) AoS Rules of Engagement 3d Ed.). I also believe there is a corollary of providing a gun, ammo and instructions as to "how" but I can't recall what section that is in. Posted by: Publius Redux at September 12, 2018 05:49 PM (mvvCm) 91
I would say he is a candidate for the FBI.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 12, 2018 05:50 PM (J70i0) 92
Las Vegas Sociology Professor (Of Course) Shoots Himself in the Arm to Protest Trump
He's too much of a pussy to self-immolate. We can't even get quality lunatics, these days ... Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2018 05:50 PM (w0IWw) 93
I yearn for the good ol' days when these Leftists would light themselves on fire on account of George W Bush. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 05:50 PM (tP0A+) 94
Monks in Vietnam doused themselves in gasoline and burned themselves up.
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2018 05:50 PM (T4oHT) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:50 PM (6qErC) 96
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The James Paddock shooting could have had a similar headline, but the investigation was quashed.--------------- Nonsense. That was the most detailed 3 hour investigation in history. We reported it in it's entirety. Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at September 12, 2018 05:50 PM (UsCnO) 97
I'm going to repeat my PSA about must watch YouTube for all of MoronNation: Watch PBS Frontline documentary "The Man Who Knew." it's far, far better than anything fiction could construct. FBI agent John Oneill is obsessed with some Arab dude named Osama Bin Laden.
The twist at the end will make your hair stand on end. https://tinyurl.com/y8bmgyqn This could be its own thread. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (ty7RM) Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Peter Strzok at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (datdl) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (tP0A+) 101
This tells you absolutely nothing about Trump but a helluva lot about this asshole.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (oVJmc) 102
"College Professor." Lol.
Can't wait for my kiddies to get old enough so I can spend $300,000 on a college education taught by the grounded, sober and reflective Professor Class. Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (db5dt) 103
Dumbass, self harm to protest is just stupid. He can't have been too serious if he chose a .22lr to the arm. Possible to off yourself that way but not likely. Prosecute to the fullest, and get the fool help stat! Fuck him and his stupid virtue signaling.
I need to sit this thread out. Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (0OmEj) 104
Century mark...
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (p6e8W) 105
What's the word for lighting one self on fire? It's a nice sounding word. I forget it.
Immolation? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (oVJmc) 106
Aim higher! You can do it!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (4ErVI) 107
He should have shot his dick off in the name of social justice. But I'm sure the Twitter mob will soon be after him for that.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (4CMtD) Posted by: Zombie Papa Hemingway at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (Nh7gw) 109
30 Only the professor understands the reasoning behind his protest choice.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 12, 2018 05:42 PM (p2jI/) ------------ He is very upset that somebody with such an unstable psyche is occupying the Oval Office. Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (aYM5P) 110
Practising for Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (tP0A+) 112
Dude is a dilettante.
Next time swallow a 12 gauge. Posted by: Zombie Papa Hemingway Preach it, bro. Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (Nh7gw) 113
Las Vegas Sociology Professor (Of Course) Shoots Himself in the Arm to Protest Trump
Of course, this will get added to the "gun attacks on university campuses" and standard "gun violence" statistics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (w0IWw) 114
Welp, I'm gonna need a new nic, people. I got offered a job yesterday flying 737's out of Miami.
I'm thinking about Bucko-Five, anybody seen one of those around here? Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (p6e8W) 115
MSNBC to offer him his own Prime-time Anchor gig in 5..4..3...
Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (Q0RjU) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (tP0A+) 117
So, he's an emeritus college professor. How do we know he wasn't having other medical problems, decided to take his life and make it all about Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (AllCR) 118
You know what's really, ironically funny about this? it's a complete ripoff. An artist named Chris Burden did this back in the 80's. (His premise was weather or not someone would shoot you in the name of art. Of course, the first grad student he asked had no problem pulling the trigger.) He rigged a .22 to shoot through his upper arm. There are some great pictures of him in complete shock after the "project".
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Definitely an artist. A real student could have researched the Milgram experiments rather than conducting them on himself. (So, Burden was a ripoff also.) Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (P1f+c) 119
No large capacity mags available?
Posted by: Burt at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (v2CkJ) 120
If I ever decide to end me ... I'm doing it by Excessive Porterhouse - Medium Rare.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (fiGNd) 121
Either a very bad suicide attempt where he had second thoughts...
Because, come on- $100 is an eight-hour day for the illegal janitor. What'd he do, faint? Load up and keep firing, dammit! Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (cfSLd) Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (r9UYA) 123
That prof ain't got time to bleed.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (T71PA) Posted by: concrete girl at September 12, 2018 05:53 PM (Tm+wy) 125
Practising for Upper Class Twit of the Year.
Technically, it's Upper Middle-Class Twit of the Year. Posted by: Your Monty Python Meme Compliance Society at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c) 126
I wouldn't have that guy (or any portion thereof) included in my tzampotli.
He would make the others up there look smart. Posted by: Miklos at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (zCyNd) 127
"A longtime College of Southern Nevada sociology professor is facing felony gun charges in connection with an on-campus shooting on the second day of classes."
And on the third day of classes, he shot off his penis to protest misogyny. Posted by: The Rest of the Story at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (6eEQ+) Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (dqxMS) 129
Uh uh. I know what I'm thinking. "Did I fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .22 Short, the weakest handgun in the world and would'nt blow my arm clean off, I've gotta ask myself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do I, punk? Posted by: Mark J. Bird at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (IqV8l) 130
An epidemic of 'magical thinking' is what I'm calling half of contemporary society. As if a self-inflicted gun shot wound magically effects Donald Trump. It's sick, and more people in the psych industry need to stand up and start telling these people to grow the fvck up and embrace reality. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (LOgQ4) 131
Dare I say that we should encourage this type of protest?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (db5dt) 132
Professor emeritus of sociology at a community college. Gravitas.
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2018 05:54 PM (cfSLd) 133
The guy needs to be prosecuted for some Federal crime, just so Trump can mock/pardon him.
Posted by: Miklos, PR "expert" at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (zCyNd) 134
If at at first you don't succeed, ...
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? ... *This guy had no intention of offing himself. ** As an attention whore effort, I give him a '2'. *** Seems like a lot of overcharging by the LVPD. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (0ogQG) 135
Published? He is now.
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (RuIsu) 136
On the bright side, this self-immolation-lite thing could become a thing on the left.
That would be nice. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (HiLJ1) 137
who protests by themselves in a bathroom?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (d7Ww2) 138
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 05:52 PM (p6e8W)
Congratulations!. I am unfamiliar with plane terminology. Why can't you use "Hawkpilot"? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (AllCR) 139
So, he's an emeritus college professor. How do we know he wasn't having other medical problems
Dementia. When my step-dad first showed signs of it, he went out and bought a pistol. Then he forgot where he put it. True story. Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (lwiT4) Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (I9Sw7) 141
Whatever happened to self immolation as a form of protest? Pussy
Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (4CMtD) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (6qErC) 143
Practicing his quick draw in the mirror, I'll bet.
Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (qjlOR) 144
The whole leaving a tip for the janitor seems like a pretty clear sign he went into things planning to kill himself.
The result seems very much like "I'm having second thoughts, how do I back out with some shred of my pride intact? I know! I'll shoot myself in the arm and claim it was all a protest!" Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (gDSJf) 145
Was this guy a former staffer for Harry Reid?
Posted by: Jonah at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (HrSJb) 146
Next guy to shoot himself in the arm gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Strother Martin at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (v2CkJ) 147
Las Vegas Sociology Professor (Of Course) Shoots Himself in the Arm to Protest Trump
That would be funny if it weren't for... no it's just funny Posted by: batterup at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (U2JQS) 148
129,
Winnah! Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (6qErC) 149
My original intent with Trump was to get the GOPe to undertake self-immolation, but hey, I'll take it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (AM1GF) 150
VOTE AGAINST KAVANAUGH OR THE ARM GETS IT!
Posted by: Lefty Sheriff Bart at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (HiLJ1) 151
Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (lwiT4)
I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't part of the issue with Dr. Bird. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR) 152
We need common sense sociologist control.
Posted by: Miklos, pointing out the obvious at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (zCyNd) 153
32 What a front-hole coward. Show some real protesting prowess with a shot to the balls..!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 12, 2018 05:43 PM (yhf6w) ____ Not sure they make a scope that powerful. Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (Q0RjU) 154
Mark J. Bird was charged last month with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure
[...] The sociology professor was hired Aug. 26, 1993, and was an emeritus faculty member at the time of the shooting, college spokesman Richard Lake said. --- Emeritus. Crazy old bat fart. By the way, what's the penalty for this? Do they shoot you in the arm? Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (ZJ8LU) 155
I have been inspired by this brave man*!
I will protest Trump by eating this Mexican rice pudding. *identification assumed in lieu of Otherness notification. Posted by: Adriane the Gullible Critic ... at September 12, 2018 05:57 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: eleven at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE) 157
What are the odds this dude just wanted a do nothing vacation and figured a public stunt like that would be sure to get him into a facility that his college professor insurance would cover under the mandatory mental health coverage O-care laws?
I'll LMAO if after SS investigates and whomever charges mr sociology prof ends up in nasty state mental hospital until a pysch doc says he is cured. Posted by: paleRider at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (eASYU) 158
How do you shoot yourself in the arm? You have to
pick up the gun using one arm - what then? You just point it at your other arm? Seems lame. Posted by: grammie winger at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM --- I suspect that he didn't intentionally shoot himself in the arm. He had a negligent discharge with his "illegal" gun when he was sitting on the toilet and it went off an hit him in the arm. He made up the story about trying to kill himself because of Trump. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (JUOKG) 159
Congratulations!. I am unfamiliar with plane terminology. Why can't you use "Hawkpilot"?
Thanks Fen. Because I believe I have flown my last Blackhawk. Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (p6e8W) 160
The ninth rule of Fight Club: Put the barrel in your mouth, maggots.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (ANJe6) 161
"A longtime College of Southern Nevada sociology professor is facing felony gun charges in connection with an on-campus shooting on the second day of classes."
And on the third day of classes, he shot off his penis to protest misogyny. Posted by: The Rest of the Story Someone better keep him from the potato peelers come "Whiteness Week", I'm just sayin'. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (AM1GF) 162
Here we have a Trump hating liberal, in a city that just had a awful mass shooting, using of all things a gun, instead of just masturbating?
Posted by: Jonah at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (HrSJb) 163
At this point, Trump's 2018 mid-term campaign could use a shot in the arm.
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (Nh7gw) 164
nurse ratched: "who protests by themselves in a bathroom?"
Only the smartest, most esteemed, and credentialed, you big silly. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (6eEQ+) 165
An epidemic of 'magical thinking' is what I'm calling half of contemporary society. As if a self-inflicted gun shot wound magically effects Donald Trump.
It's sick, and more people in the psych industry need to stand up and start telling these people to grow the fvck up and embrace reality. Posted by: Forgot My Nic Or it's just plain old mental illness. It may not be a genetic-based imbalance, but it is pathological nonetheless. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (c07y/) 166
113 Of course, this will get added to the "gun attacks on university campuses" and standard "gun violence" statistics.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair Damn good point you make. I wonder if that was part of his non-thinking? Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (0ogQG) 167
Well,I have to say that a lot of these assholes committing suicide is an unexpected benefit of electing Trump.
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 05:59 PM (mCMQ5) 168
137 who protests by themselves in a bathroom?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2018 05:55 PM (d7Ww2) Aren't we done talking about bathrooms? Posted by: Target at September 12, 2018 05:59 PM (U2JQS) 169
I'm not impressed.
Posted by: Vince Foster at September 12, 2018 05:59 PM (v2CkJ) Posted by: Jim Jones at September 12, 2018 05:59 PM (yQpMk) 171
That would be funny if it weren't for... no it's just funny
His first attempt on his life was holding his breath. Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2018 06:00 PM (1+J19) 172
I wonder if he was going to go all Amy Bishop and shot himself accidentally first.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2018 06:00 PM (oVJmc) 173
Welp, I'm gonna need a new nic, people. I got offered a job yesterday flying 737's out of Miami.
737? The Boeing Amistad? The only reason the flight crew isn't slaughtered on those things is that the would-be attackers collapse from DVT before they can get to the cockpit. But I guess flying cripples is better that short-haul FedEx. (I kid, I kid..) Posted by: JEM at September 12, 2018 06:00 PM (X3JfR) 174
As everyone knows, Revolutionary Suicide makes the best statement of all.
Posted by: Jim Jones at September 12, 2018 06:00 PM (yQpMk) 175
Suicide gone wrong? At least he gets to go on with life. His family was spared. Dumbfuck!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 12, 2018 06:00 PM (0OmEj) 176
The professor sounds reasonable.
BTW (in prior thread) Norm MacDonald had a brief gig as the Colonel on KFC tv ads. Posted by: navybrat, the lid is up at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (w7KSn) 177
Of course, this will get added to the "gun attacks on university campuses" and standard "gun violence" statistics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair I wonder if they'll cheat and call it a "mass shooting?" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l) 178
Las Vegas Sociology Professor (Of Course) Shoots Himself in the Arm to Protest Trump
Originally, he wanted to run himself over with his car ... but he couldn't quite work out the logistics. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (w0IWw) 179
What's the word for lighting one self on fire?"
I don't know the word, but let me warn you about freebasing. Posted by: Richard Pryor at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (fuK7c) 180
I'll bet Trump learned his lesson.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (T71PA) 181
It's perfectly normal to shoot yourself because Trump.
Posted by: Little Lupe at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (Tyii7) 182
But I guess flying cripples is better that short-haul FedEx.
Packages never complain... Plus the front seat is quite cushy. Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (p6e8W) 183
would seem the left is going back down the road to human sacrifice.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1) 184
Love Ace's Thanos quote
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (bcbK8) 185
Can we get this guy to teach at Journalism School? He could be a positive influence there.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (6eEQ+) Posted by: AoS threads that devolved into Farting comments all day long at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (6qErC) 187
Originally, he wanted to run himself over with his car ... but he couldn't quite work out the logistics.
I knew a guy who did that. His car died and a friend was towing it for him while he rode in the back of the tow truck. He managed to fall out and get run over by his own car. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (yQpMk) 188
Welp, I'm gonna need a new nic, people. I got offered a job yesterday flying 737's out of Miami.
Congratulations & safe flying ... Posted by: Adriane the Gullible Critic ... at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (AoK0a) 189
I suspect that he didn't intentionally shoot himself in the arm. He had a negligent discharge with his "illegal" gun when he was sitting on the toilet and it went off an hit him in the arm.
He made up the story about trying to kill himself because of Trump. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (JUOKG) Why exactly would someone be screwing around with a gun in a public bathroom if they weren't planning to kill themself? Even more so in a place where even accidentally bringing a gun lands you in a world of legal trouble. Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (gDSJf) Posted by: Defenestratus at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM (kI/3T) 191
Posted by: AoS threads that devolved into Farting comments all day long
--- Here we go with the middle school shit again. Posted by: Claude Balz at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM (HiLJ1) 192
142 What's the word for lighting one self on fire?"
Imontime? Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (6qErC) Immolation Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8) 193
would seem the left is going back down the road to human sacrifice.
Posted by: yankeefifth We approve! Posted by: Aztecas at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM (Nh7gw) 194
What's the word for lighting one self on fire?"
I don't know the word, but let me warn you about freebasing. Posted by: Richard Pryor That was funny. I don't care who you are. Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM (qScIa) 195
I knew a guy who did that. His car died and a friend was towing it for him while he rode in the back of the tow truck. He managed to fall out and get run over by his own car.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (yQpMk) This was in Florida I take it. Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM (T71PA) Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (AoK0a) 197
I don't know the word, but let me warn you about freebasing.
Posted by: Richard Pryor" Pepsi ain't so good, either... Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (6qErC) 198
suspect that he didn't intentionally shoot himself in the arm. He had a negligent discharge with his "illegal" gun when he was sitting on the toilet and it went off an hit him in the arm.
He made up the story about trying to kill himself because of Trump. Posted by: The Great White which would explain the $100 for the janitor, make the gun go away so it is murder. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: hawkpilot at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (p6e8W) Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (qScIa) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (yQpMk) 202
Why exactly would someone be screwing around with a gun in a public bathroom if they weren't planning to kill themself?
Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM (gDSJf) Protecting his shit like it was gold. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (w0IWw) 203
" suspect that he didn't intentionally shoot himself in the arm. He had a negligent discharge with his "illegal" gun when he was sitting on the toilet and it went off an hit him in the arm.
He made up the story about trying to kill himself because of Trump. " Then instead of holding the wound closed with the other arm, he wrote a note and taped a Benjamin to the mirror? I'm not buying it. Posted by: goodluckduck at September 12, 2018 06:04 PM (rwaEp) Posted by: Libtard's got a gun... at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (weMqr) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (tP0A+) 206
142
What's the word for lighting one self on fire?" Imontime? Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 05:56 PM (6qErC) *** Self-fellation Wait, no, that's not right. Self-tubal ligation Wait - that's wrong too Self-flagellation? Oh yeah: "self-immolation" Posted by: Publius Redux at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (mvvCm) 207
Didn't the article say he has been an emeritus professor since 1993? Unless he retired early he's no middle aged person. Yep, probably other issues and he decided to make himself a Resistance "hero".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (AllCR) 208
OT, but it does relate to the top topic on the right sidebar:
Has anyone noticed that not only Max Boot but also the rest of the NeverAmerica crowd have stopped talking about Israel, now that they're in bed with the Leftists who want a new Holocaust in the Middle East (and will almost certainly succeed in getting one, because they always win on every single issue). It used to be that Target Frum would point to every divergence from the neoconservative War Party handbook as a clear indication of anti-Israel sentiment, and that as a Jew he objected to that anti-Semitism. Now he implicitly endorses the coming Holocaust through his silence. Yet real conservatives--not True Conservatives, but the actual real conservatives--continue to be gutless and let these evil swine maintain their actual power. We seriously need to stop our "containment" policy vis a vis the Left, and start talking "rollback." We need to prepare for Civil War II. To paraphrase Barry Goldwater, I would rather blow America to Kingdom Come than consign in to Hell under Communism. Final question: it's well known that NeverAmerica's platform is now indistinguishable from the Democrats'. But can anyone find any distinction between David Frum/Bill Kristol/Max Boot, on the one hand, and Antifa on the other? I didn't think so. Posted by: Ken at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (SdEXS) 209
I wonder if they'll cheat and call it a "mass shooting?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 06:01 PM (IqV8l) Body mass was indeed shot, therefore this was a mass shooting QED Posted by: Brady Campaign at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (gDSJf) 210
I knew a guy who did that. His car died and a friend was towing it for him while he rode in the back of the tow truck. He managed to fall out and get run over by his own car.
=========================== Man, that's a trick. I thought I was clever getting my lip slammed in my mom's car door in '72. Luckily, manufacturing tolerances were pretty shitty on 70's era Impalas. You couldn't exactly roll ball bearings down the gaps. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (ty7RM) 211
Here we go with the middle school shit again.
Posted by: Claude Balz I find it quite entertaining. Posted by: Dick Gozinya at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7) 212
I will pay the janitor $200 to shoot this guy in the balls.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (yQpMk) 213
Why exactly would someone be screwing around with a gun in a public bathroom if they weren't planning to kill themself? Even more so in a place where even accidentally bringing a gun lands you in a world of legal trouble.
Posted by: Sjg at September he wanted to make it seem like more campus gun violence? make himself a hero of the anti-gun movement, speaking fees. Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (tP0A+) 215
Why exactly would someone be screwing around with a gun in a public bathroom if they weren't planning to kill themself? Even more so in a place where even accidentally bringing a gun lands you in a world of legal trouble.
Posted by: Sjg Why would you do it with a 22, unless you didn't have to be dead until Sunday? Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (qScIa) Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (/tuJf) Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (8ikIW) Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (6qErC) 219
Here we go with the middle school shit again.
Posted by: Claude Balz I find it quite entertaining. Posted by: Dick Gozinya at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM (Tyii7) Care for a beer? Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (yQpMk) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (tP0A+) Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (qScIa) 222
I don't know the word, but let me warn you about freebasing. Posted by: Richard Pryor That was funny. I don't care who you are. Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:03 PM Even Richard Pryor laughed about it. Got a lot of material for his comedy act out of it and it was funny. Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (I9Sw7) 223
Jose Feliciano
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf) 224
This "person" needs a 72 hour psyche evaluation. Then a nice long vaco at the good old kooky ranch.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (pw+jk) 225
Final question: it's well known that NeverAmerica's platform is now indistinguishable from the Democrats'. But can anyone find any distinction between David Frum/Bill Kristol/Max Boot, on the one hand, and Antifa on the other?
========================== Kristol Meth is still introduced as a Republican. And almost everybody keeps a straight face. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (ty7RM) 226
Who sings Light My Fire?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter Wasn't Joan d' Arc, that's for sure ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (AoK0a) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (yQpMk) 229
Now, four federal law enforcement officials told BuzzFeed News, investigators are focused on two bursts of transactions that bank examiners deemed suspicious: one a short time after the meeting and another immediately after the November 2016 presidential election.
The first set came just 11 days after the June 9 meeting, when an offshore company controlled by Agalarov wired more than $19.5 million to his account at a bank in New York. The second flurry began shortly after Trump was elected. The Agalarov family started sending what would amount to $1.2 million from their bank in Russia to an account in New Jersey controlled by the billionaire's son, pop singer Emin Agalarov, and two of his friends. Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2018 06:07 PM (e8kgV) 230
If he was contemplating suicide, I'm glad he screwed up. Maybe he'll realize how idiotic it was and change his life.
Posted by: goodluckduck at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (rwaEp) Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (Nh7gw) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (6qErC) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (tP0A+) 234
I shot my my bicep
But I did not shoot my cranium Posted by: Mark Bird at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (/tuJf) 235
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Darwin blew that one. Posted by: irongrampa at September 12, 2018 05:41 PM (S/hVx ____________________________ I doubt it...but Stormy Daniels probably would. Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (/l6dD) 236
Up eight inches, left six inches. Fire for effect.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (tu3iY) 237
Apropos of nothing but juvenile humor, I started watching The Brothers Grimsby last night.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (yQpMk) 238
This guy, upon discovery, should have been immediately pistol-whipped into unconsciousness. For his own safety.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM (ANJe6) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 06:09 PM (6qErC) Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2018 06:09 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: Kramer's attorney at September 12, 2018 06:09 PM (ty7RM) 242
What's the word for lighting one self on fire? It's a nice sounding word. I forget it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM Dunno. Posted by: blue angel that got out of control at September 12, 2018 06:09 PM (ctuyM) 243
Tried to disarm himself.
Posted by: hepcat at September 12, 2018 06:09 PM (5b+Sr) Posted by: Pere Lechaise Front Desk at September 12, 2018 06:09 PM (X3JfR) 245
Who sings Light My Fire?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:05 PM I do. In the shower. Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 06:10 PM (786Ro) 246
If these lefty idiots would shoot themselves, imagine what they'd do to you.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 12, 2018 06:10 PM (IeDO8) 247
If they have to amputate the arm, I know a good taxidermist who could stuff and mount the thing.
Better yet, bury the arm and stuff and mount the balance of Prof. Bird. Posted by: DrDeano at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (zkimx) 248
when they found the professor, were his feet in a paper bag?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (tP0A+) 250
There is going to be a bidding war between CNN and PMASNC to have this school shooting survivor as a guest commentator/activist.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Dick Gozinya at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (Tyii7) Posted by: Bruce at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (8ikIW) 253
Up eight inches, left six inches. Fire for effect.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 12, 2018 06:08 PM * sigh * The Paolo, he, how you say, hear that all the time. Posted by: Paolo at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (ctuyM) 254
who else thinks nikki haley is slowly morphing into john kerry?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (tP0A+) Posted by: JEM at September 12, 2018 06:11 PM (X3JfR) Posted by: Joe Mama at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (Nh7gw) Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (I9Sw7) 259
Wow Breitbart has a video that is really something else. It's from Google taken right after the election showing the highest people in the country responding to the election and it's worse than you thought.
Looks like a conservative or pro-Trump employee leaked it to them. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (4ErVI) 260
Oops highest people in the company.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (Tyii7) 262
I suspect that he didn't intentionally shoot himself in the arm. He had a negligent discharge with his "illegal" gun when he was sitting on the toilet and it went off an hit him in the arm. He made up the story about trying to kill himself because of Trump. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2018 05:58 PM (JUOKG) Why exactly would someone be screwing around with a gun in a public bathroom if they weren't planning to kill themself? Even more so in a place where even accidentally bringing a gun lands you in a world of legal trouble. Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 06:02 PM --- Because rules don't apply to lefty professors and he had no problem carrying a gun for protection because even if he got caught he would not be charged. He was messing with the gun when he sat down to do his business because there is nowhere in a public toilet or a store dressing room to put your gun when you have to pull your pants down. Trust me on that. When I go to a store to try on pants I leave my carry gun in the car. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (c07y/) 264
This could be its own thread.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 05:51 PM (ty7RM) Did they cut it off early? Most of the things about O'Neill I knew, but I watched the latter half in vain for a twist. Posted by: trev006 at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (+wxDg) 265
I was run over by my own car. I was pushing up it up a hill to roll it down and pop the clutch. I was trying to hold it and make my way to the drivers seat.
Not in FL, FL is too flat. Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (j0Mw7) Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (yQpMk) 267
258 What's "Fire Down Below" about?
-- It burns when I pee? Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 06:12 PM (I9Sw7) It's worse when it's the back hole. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2018 06:13 PM (4ErVI) 268
so maybe the professor's date did not show up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:13 PM (MTjB1) 269
What's the reading on the dumbness level meter for this guy?
Posted by: Delaforce at September 12, 2018 06:13 PM (eVIA2) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2018 06:14 PM (r+sAi) 271
Why would you do it with a 22, unless you didn't have to be dead until Sunday?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:06 PM (qScIa) Still plenty lethal. And likely something he already owned. Besides, if he went full Cobain he would've needed to tip the janitor a lot more than $100. Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 06:14 PM (gDSJf) 272
She was a black-haired beauty with big dark eyes And points all her own sitting way up high Way up firm and high What do you think he's talking about here? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:14 PM (tP0A+) 273
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 12, 2018 06:14 PM (KCxzN) 274
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Who sings Light My Fire? ======================= The Doors. And always insist on the long version. Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at September 12, 2018 06:15 PM (UsCnO) 275
What's the reading on the dumbness level meter for this guy?
Posted by: Delaforce at September 12, 2018 06:13 PM (eVIA2) ====== At least 800 milli-Kohns Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 06:15 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 12, 2018 06:15 PM (Tyii7) 277
I shot my arm in Reno just to watch it die.
Posted by: Mark Bird Cash at September 12, 2018 06:15 PM (/tuJf) 278
go away, lying networks
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 06:15 PM (UsCnO) 279
I suspect the reason he was 'emeritus' is he'd been pushed out, and had come back to shoot up the place.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 12, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc) 280
Besides, if he went full Cobain he would've needed to tip the janitor a lot more than $100. Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 06:14 PM (gDSJf) Cobain allegedly used a shotgun. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 06:17 PM (UsCnO) 281
I just saw that Jonah Goldberg is White Knighting for Obama against Pence.
Everyday is a new low for these traitors. I'm beginning to doubt that a bottom even exists at this point. Posted by: your neighbor at September 12, 2018 06:17 PM (wBzi3) 282
Did they cut it off early? Most of the things about O'Neill I knew, but I watched the latter half in vain for a twist.
================================ After he was drummed out of the FBI, he took a job as head of security. For the World Trade Center. He died on 911. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 06:17 PM (ty7RM) 283
I think I am finally making peace with the idea that the world is collectively going insane. One you accept it, you can move on.
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 06:17 PM (q177U) 284
I saw a bit of a movie where Gerard Diaperdoo was playing 17th century chef Francois Vatel, he ended up committing suicide by drinking poison then running himself through with his sword. Now that's dedication.
Posted by: Bog Madnit! at September 12, 2018 06:17 PM (0p/e+) 285
Now I'm thinking of Monty Python's Life of Brian. What did the leader of the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad say as they lay dying after stabbing themselves?
"That ought to show them!" Do you think Prof. White said something similar? Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 06:18 PM (aYM5P) 286
Mafia hitmen often used a .22 to kill someone up close. The bullets bounce around in the skull.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2018 06:18 PM (4ErVI) 287
Well that was brilliant
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2018 06:18 PM (GrQSw) 288
It's actually cooler than it sounds:
Insty SEGWAY PERSONAL TRANSPORTER GOES COMMANDO: The two-wheeled Segway PT hit the market in 2001. It is still a cool vehicle. Now SOCOM is interested in the EZ Raider HD4 tactical electric manned vehicle. The name's a great pun on Easy Rider. The EZ Raider is essentially a Segway PT with four wheels. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 06:18 PM (c07y/) Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 06:18 PM (786Ro) 290
there is nowhere in a public toilet or a store dressing room to put your gun when you have to pull your pants down.
Points for a shoulder rig Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2018 06:18 PM (j0Mw7) 291
He would have shot himself in the ass but he needs that for work.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2018 06:19 PM (Evws/) 292
Cobain allegedly used a shotgun.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg Know how many there are making wacky bullets, who's to say that he could have bought scattering .22 bullets? Posted by: Delaforce at September 12, 2018 06:19 PM (eVIA2) 293
Long version of " Light My Fire"... will add longversion of "Embryonic Journey", " White Rabbit", and " Blinded by the Light"....
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:19 PM (ffWPP) 294
I saw a bit of a movie where Gerard Diaperdoo was playing 17th century chef Francois Vatel, he ended up committing suicide by drinking poison then running himself through with his sword. Now that's dedication.
You know who else took poison and then shot himself. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 06:19 PM (yQpMk) 295
I volunteer to slap hot iron to him, repeatedly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 05:46 PM (yQpMk) .......... Because you're a giver. Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr) 296
I seriously hope this becomes a viral fad like planking or cat-breading.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (TUU1F) 297
Too much drama.
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (ARdkE) 298
.22 mag, avec hollowpoints.... nasty...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (ffWPP) 299
You Talkin' to ME?! Me? You MUST be talkin' to me, 'cause I'm the only one here....so, you talkin' to me!?
Posted by: MarkBird in Restroom at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (YFnq5) 300
I'll give him $100 to shoot himself again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (X8uCr) 301
I saw a bit of a movie where Gerard Diaperdoo was playing 17th century chef Francois Vatel, he ended up committing suicide by drinking poison then running himself through with his sword. Now that's dedication.
There's a scene where Uma Thurman runs out of his bedchamber at dawn and is bouncy enough to bounce out of her shirt. Yes, I am a cineaste. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (fuK7c) Posted by: clutch cargo at September 12, 2018 06:21 PM (TUU1F) 303
Long version of " Light My Fire"... will add longversion of "Embryonic Journey", " White Rabbit", and " Blinded by the Light"....
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:19 PM DOA by BloodRock Posted by: AltonJackson at September 12, 2018 06:21 PM (KCxzN) 304
I've tried cat bread. Meh. Sorta gamey.
Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 06:21 PM (786Ro) 305
286. a cabbie told me he was shot in the head and survived. It was a 22 and the bullet just skated over the top of his skull.
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2018 06:21 PM (GrQSw) 306
SELF-IMMOLATE
*tries to shoot self* HOW CAN I PROTEST DAVROS? HE HAS NOT EVEN ALLOWED ME THE OPTION TO SHOOT MYSELF. *sobs* Posted by: Leftist Dalek at September 12, 2018 06:22 PM (/qEW2) 307
21st century headlines:
Author Of 'How To Kill Your Husband' Arrested For Killing Husband, Allegedly Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 12, 2018 06:22 PM (r+sAi) 308
Who here wagers that the smartass preached about gun control in class at some point?
Posted by: Delaforce at September 12, 2018 06:22 PM (eVIA2) 309
286. a cabbie told me he was shot in the head and survived. It was a 22 and the bullet just skated over the top of his skull.
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2018 06:21 PM --- I know a Sailor who was shot 6 times at point blank range by her jealous husband with a .38 and she survived. It was ugly for a while though. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 12, 2018 06:23 PM (JUOKG) 310
305 286. a cabbie told me he was shot in the head and survived. It was a 22 and the bullet just skated over the top of his skull.
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2018 06:21 PM (GrQSw) I remember reading an article long before the internet about a lady who got shot point blank in the back of the head. The bullet partially punched through her skull and just lodged there. She was able to describe quite vividly the sensation of being shot in the back of the head. Pretty trippy stuff. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 12, 2018 06:23 PM (4ErVI) 311
" Drivers Seat", Sniffin' the Tears...
Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:23 PM (ffWPP) 312
I've tried cat bread. Meh. Sorta gamey.
How do you keep from getting scratched up when kneading those suckers? Posted by: clutch cargo at September 12, 2018 06:23 PM (TUU1F) 313
His act lacks commitment. Shoot yourself in the pecker next time, then I'll be impressed.
Posted by: pep at September 12, 2018 06:24 PM (T6t7i) 314
Contrasted with Stormy who kneads her ass for work.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 12, 2018 06:24 PM (Evws/) 315
Las Vegas Sociology Professor (Of Course) Shoots Himself in the Arm to Protest Trump
............. It was either that or move to Jupiter. Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 06:24 PM (HgMAr) 316
Countdown to this being listed as another School Shooting OMAGERD!!! that the Evil Dana Loesch is personally responsible for . . . 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (BfOXk) 317
Sounds like, from the Benjamin taped to the mirror, he did not intend to survive. If that is the case, he did that completely wrong.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (FTXAT) 318
After he was drummed out of the FBI, he took a job as head of security.
For the World Trade Center. He died on 911. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 06:17 PM (ty7RM) Ah. Sad, but that I certainly knew. Posted by: trev006 at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (+wxDg) 319
While waiting for authorities to arrive, Bird said he had shot himself
in protest of President Donald Trump, police noted in their report. -- 1. Shoot yourself in protest of President Trump. 2. ??? 3. Hillary becomes president. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (mQ0Mc) 320
306 SELF-IMMOLATE
*tries to shoot self* HOW CAN I PROTEST DAVROS? HE HAS NOT EVEN ALLOWED ME THE OPTION TO SHOOT MYSELF. *sobs* Posted by: Leftist Dalek have you considered baking a nice souffle? Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (NmR1a) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (tP0A+) 322
He's an academic. He are smart 'n shit.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2018 06:25 PM (sdi6R) 323
This makes no sense. How does shooting ones self in the arm persuade any one to any argument?
I betting y'all are right and the dipshit dropped the gun and shot him self. Posted by: Big V at September 12, 2018 06:26 PM (CGfsq) 324
Not sure I can summon up enough energy to give a fuck about this asshat. Is he asking for help to finish the job? What's the payout?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2018 06:26 PM (iiixZ) 325
315 Las Vegas Sociology Professor (Of Course) Shoots Himself in the Arm to Protest Trump
............. It was either that or move to Jupiter. Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 06:24 PM (HgMAr) You did know that Rush sells Roadmaps of Jupiter..?? Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:26 PM (ffWPP) 326
Author Of 'How To Kill Your Husband' Arrested For Killing Husband, Allegedly
-- "How to Murder Your Wife" (1965) starring Jack Lemon and Virna Lisi. Directed by Richard Quine. Good Movie. Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 06:26 PM (I9Sw7) 327
There's a scene where Uma Thurman runs out of his bedchamber at dawn and is bouncy enough to bounce out of her shirt.
Yes, I am a cineaste. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 12, 2018 06:20 PM (fuK7c) ----------- I think The James Madison just found a topic for this weekend's movie thread. Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 06:26 PM (aYM5P) 328
so, will he keep his professorship or will he apply for work as a slot machine?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1) 329
.22 mag, avec hollowpoints.... nasty...
Bingo. Posted by: clutch cargo 230 gr JHP .45 acp. If you want to talk nasty. Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:27 PM (hxucZ) 330
I saw a bit of a movie where Gerard Diaperdoo was playing 17th century chef Francois Vatel, he ended up committing suicide by drinking poison then running himself through with his sword. Now that's dedication.
Posted by: Bog Madnit Hell, that's nothing. Russian politicians frequently kill themselves by shooting themselves 4 times in the back of the head and then jumping off tall buildings. Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2018 06:27 PM (BfOXk) 331
People with jobs crying at their jobs about a guy who didn't hold something against another guy *and* a guy who shoots himself in protest of Trump.
... That blue wave can't come fast enough. Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2018 06:27 PM (vDqXW) 332
329
230 gr JHP .45 acp. If you want to talk nasty. Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 06:27 PM (hxucZ) True... but hard to fit in my KelTec 30 mags.... Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:28 PM (ffWPP) 333
There should be gun control. For idiot lefties like this guy. Maybe that's why they're all so anti-gun. They know they can't handle them responsibly, therefore they assume no one else can either.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 12, 2018 06:28 PM (2NqXo) 334
I tell the Igno Daughter that Thanos is well intentioned but misunderstood because he's just like Al Gore. I get strange looks back
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2018 06:28 PM (n+6mJ) 335
Gun Violence Surge In Las Vegas Attributed to Trump
Posted by: CNN Lyin Chyron at September 12, 2018 06:28 PM (j4US8) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 12, 2018 06:29 PM (tP0A+) 337
What, no necktie and doorknob handy?
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 06:29 PM (HgMAr) 338
So I am thinking this wackjob who is teaching young adults is out to join the victim clan
Posted by: Skip at September 12, 2018 06:29 PM (T4oHT) Posted by: Axeman at September 12, 2018 06:29 PM (vDqXW) 340
Las Vegas FBI says motivation may never be known.
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 06:29 PM (HgMAr) 341
335 Gun Violence Surge In Las Vegas Attributed to Trump
Posted by: CNN Lyin Chyron at September 12, 2018 06:28 PM (j4US Huh... Hairy Reid would seem more apt, along with his illegals pals.... Posted by: kraken at September 12, 2018 06:30 PM (ffWPP) 342
There goes his sex life.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 12, 2018 06:30 PM (xPl2J) 343
Russian politicians frequently kill themselves by shooting themselves 4 times in the back of the head and then jumping off tall buildings.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2018 06:27 PM (BfOXk) Easily managed. Being familiar with the quaint rituals of an island nation to their east, they simply requested the assistance of a second. Posted by: Sjg at September 12, 2018 06:30 PM (gDSJf) Posted by: Cher at September 12, 2018 06:30 PM (//voU) 345
I tried to shoot myself in the head to protest Trump but the bullet bounced off.
Posted by: John Fn Kerry at September 12, 2018 06:30 PM (jDF8P) 346
Breitbart's got a leaked video of a meeting at Google just after PDT's election. Unfreakinbelievable:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7kwydyy If you don't have time to watch the whole thing (who could stomach it,) just read the excerpts transcribed below in the article. Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 06:30 PM (Ri0Ku) 347
He was transitioning to a Person of Side Hole.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 12, 2018 06:31 PM (j4US8) 348
In fairness, Dude would have shot a dog, but he was on-campus and wasn't a LEO.
Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2018 06:31 PM (ANJe6) 349
230 gr JHP .45 acp. If you want to talk nasty.
F*ck yeah, but I doubt this guy could lift a 1911. But it sure would have been funny if he didn't know what kind of ammo he was buying, and the guy at the store said "you want these!" Posted by: clutch cargo at September 12, 2018 06:31 PM (TUU1F) 350
Las Vegas FBI says motivation may never be known.
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 06:29 PM (HgMAr) ===== That's usually reserved for Islamic terrorism. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 12, 2018 06:31 PM (//voU) 351
Guy makes a solid case for mental health background checks.
If only we could fairly identify true mental illnesses like homosexuality, body dismorphia, feminist hysteria and liberalism, I could get behind those types of clearances. Unfortunately, people like these are the ones deciding what constitutes a mental illness. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 12, 2018 06:31 PM (gr7wN) Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 12, 2018 06:31 PM (tu3iY) 353
I watched the Breitbart vid.
About what I had suspected, in my darkest dreams. Posted by: navybrat, the lid is up at September 12, 2018 06:32 PM (w7KSn) 354
My money is on "botched fake 'hate' crime".
Posted by: jd at September 12, 2018 06:32 PM (oUzmL) 355
Where on the ace spectrum does this person fall?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2018 06:32 PM (ctuyM) 356
There should be gun control. For idiot lefties like this guy. Maybe that's why they're all so anti-gun. They know they can't handle them responsibly, therefore they assume no one else can either.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 12, 2018 06:28 PM (2NqXo) Projection. I've thought that as well. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2018 06:32 PM (/qEW2) 357
Speaking of guns,
The NRA sent me a sweepstakes letter. Send it back with 3 stickers attached and you have the chance to win a grand prize of 15 guns, $15,000 in gold coins, and a gun safe. They got other prizes too, plus if you turn it in early, you could win 2 Sig Sauer rifles. Posted by: Delaforce at September 12, 2018 06:33 PM (eVIA2) 358
Las Vegas FBI says motivation may never be known.
Why not just release the thousands of hours of raw HD video from the casino and let us figure out the motive for ourselves? They've just gotten tired of trying to comb through all of it and come up with a cohesive narrative. Posted by: clutch cargo at September 12, 2018 06:34 PM (TUU1F) 359
....These FascistLibs cannot do anything right, except crap where they eat!
Posted by: TN VOLUNTEER at September 12, 2018 06:34 PM (eo0s8) 360
317 Sounds like, from the Benjamin taped to the mirror, he did not intend to survive. If that is the case, he did that completely wrong.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner I could see where he flinched at the last minute and shot himself in the arm instead of the head, but what's the money for? Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2018 06:36 PM (+lVUW) 361
I was just listening to the local forecast and reading my cousin's latest forecasts. Florence is generating 83' waves around the eyewall now. The track may well pass right over here in Greenville SC. Or it may go farther South. So, great, I may get shit on by Florence's brown eye right overhead. 6"+ rain here looks possible, but cuz, going on about the "upslope" hitting just right and interacting with the mountains someway or another could cause another 100 yr rainfall event. We had one of those back in '95, and I got 13" of rain in 24 hours. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 06:36 PM (8O3HH) 362
317 Sounds like, from the Benjamin taped to the mirror, he did not
intend to survive. If that is the case, he did that completely wrong. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner I could see where he flinched at the last minute and shot himself in the arm instead of the head, but what's the money for? I think the pansy knew he'd pass out from the sight of blood, and the money was just for the janitor having to mop up. Posted by: clutch cargo at September 12, 2018 06:38 PM (TUU1F) Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2018 06:46 PM (xGZ+b) 364
This is your greatest closing line ever. Posted by: NCC at September 12, 2018 06:47 PM (fWbdp) 365
I just wonder how the NRA will be blamed for this. Also, the commies at the SPLC will count this as a "school shooting".
Posted by: Michael Goffinet at September 12, 2018 06:51 PM (BQnPo) 366
129. made me lol
Posted by: kallisto at September 12, 2018 06:56 PM (GrQSw) 367
It looks like a cry for help to me. Y'all got any advice for this guy.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 12, 2018 07:34 PM (IeDO8) 368
I dunno. Now it is true that a favored Mob "murder" gun is a .22--but the pros use two bullets directly against the head.
This guy sounds like a pajama boy. Why was he carrying a .22 on campus (maybe because that was the biggest thing he could lift). Now if this self inflicted wound was intentional, and not an accident, he should have shot himself in the testicles to make sure he doesn't breed and spawn more idiots. Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 12, 2018 07:42 PM (Sda6L) 369
The coward could not have chosen a lower caliber unless he used rat shot which, come to think of it, would have been much more appropriate
Posted by: RecklessProcess at September 12, 2018 07:47 PM (Qpvwp) 370
130 An epidemic of 'magical thinking' is what I'm calling half of contemporary society. As if a self-inflicted gun shot wound magically effects Donald Trump.
Hey, this guy is a PHILOSOPHY PROFESSOR. Patch him up and help him develop a large following! Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 12, 2018 08:35 PM (U0dPQ) 371
Kind of makes you wonder what he was aiming for?
Who shoots himself with a .22 pistol? Once again proving, "those who can't teach...." Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 12, 2018 08:54 PM (2BPRE) Posted by: Beverly at September 13, 2018 03:25 AM (7yFaJ) 373
On the plus side, the Resistance has poor aim.
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