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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Odd Nerdrum
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:33 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2018 09:34 AM (IqOTP)
With regards to googling American Inventors and their absurd list...
If you want to see something even more absurd google "American Mathematicians"
It's like they aren't even trying to hide what they are doing.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 09:34 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:34 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2018 09:35 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 09:35 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:35 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2018 09:36 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 14, 2018 09:36 AM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (0+nbW)
Shit, there's a date in the file name, so my guess of 1940s would have been off.
The topography is flat and some of the water levels are lower than the other water levels, so it's New Orleans or some place similarly stupid.
The dark cloud looks like a whale and the light cloud looks like a scolding child.
I have no idea why naked boy is wearing a Spartan helmet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: dantesed at September 14, 2018 09:39 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Dharma Institute at September 14, 2018 09:39 AM (EySW2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (c1VpD)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (I9Sw7)
There's some Leonardo-esque sfumato here too.
Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (+r9J8)
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Journey at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (pqc4s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (AM1GF)
Who among you has never wanted to be almost naked in public with the regulated bits obscured by a strategically placed bush or shadow?
Have you ever starred in a movie where your costume was a paper bag over your head?
Be honest now.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA is a lttle wet at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: steve walsh at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (urwAe)
That is a guy, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (HaL55
Like this?
https://tinyurl.com/ycfyy7cr
Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (y7DUB)
it's like a bad dream where one attempts to figure out what is happening while in it.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (dPd5y)
Do you think Jeb! would do that?
Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (SiINZ)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (ffWPP)
Really??
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: steve walsh at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (urwAe)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (eAVAh)
Posted by: kraken
Nine months a year of sub zero weather?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM
If you expect them to lose, you won't be disappointed either way.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (TUU1F)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
how do you lock someone in a room? maybe hold the door. I bet he put a dog on the car top too!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
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They must be his meth dealers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Shit, there's a date in the file name, so my guess of 1940s would have been off.
The topography is flat and some of the water levels are lower than the other water levels, so it's New Orleans or some place similarly stupid.
The dark cloud looks like a whale and the light cloud looks like a scolding child.
I have no idea why naked boy is wearing a Spartan helmet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Does the term 'donkey-punch' mean anything to you?
My question is who's in the barrel and why is it on it's side?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (Pt3JZ)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: steve walsh at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (urwAe)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (9BLnV)
kid dreaming of a whale of a good time?
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (dPd5y)
Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
Well, we certainly can't let a heinous crime like that go unpunished, now can we? I say we put him, his fambly, and everyone who ever knew him in jail for life.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (vbJig)
Assuming it's even true, so what? How is this a Stop the Presses scandal?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: joncelli,
He changed his name after the painting came out.
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (dPd5y)
Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
Memba that time Hillary knew she got a rapist off and and then laughed about it?
Posted by: Things the left never talk about at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM (UUnqW)
BTW - I priced Swedish clogs yesterday as mine need replacing. $150 and up! They don't even have a back on them!
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (Ri0Ku)
Because, like photography, the practitioners use "art" as an excuse to get women to take their clothes off. Or men, given the appetites of artists.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: steve walsh
The girl was dyslexic.
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (Pt3JZ)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)
The human form is the best subject of art, all art, over all of the centuries.
Clothes get in the way. Clothes are a nod to the oppressor, the status-seeker, the prude, and the envious.
All people should be displayed naked, especially young Nastassja Kinski.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Things the left never talk about at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (ymnmz)
Yeah, and member that time she got that Ambassador and some others killed and said, "Fuck em!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (9BLnV)
https://tinyurl.com/y86326oq
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Dalai Lama: 'Europe belongs to the Europeans'
The Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, told an audience in Malmo that refugees should return to their native countries to rebuild them.
Fvcking racist!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (dPd5y)
Your toes learn to grip.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)
It was about the opportunity to have the headline be his "Odd #MeToo Problem" with a photo of him with his little girls (vilest slander, but only implied so potentially not actionable) as well as for the usual suspects to call for the hearings to be suspended while the claims were investigated.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Odd Nerum at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (ukNFU)
Democrats 44% (+3)
Republicans 41%
@YouGovUS/@TheEconomist 9/9-11
Posted by: HA
Red Wave Prediction Status: Unchanged.
There's too much incumbent advantage baked into too many blue districts for me to go full red tsunami...yet. But there will be some pleasant surprises in some currently 'safe' blue districts.
Big improvements in the Senate for republicans tho.
I have spoken.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Odd Nerdrum at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (r9gUQ)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM
What a rip-off! Try clogs from the next country over to the east, that have styling cues from classic cars from the late '50s and early '60s, i.e. finns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: steve walsh
I asked that last thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)
It's considered important because it's the first life-size nude since antiquity. It's a major step in the revival of classicism in Western art. And David is rendered more faithfully to the Bible story, as a young teenage boy rather than a romanticized hero.
I prefer Bernini's interpretation.
Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: grammie winger
What a rip-off! Try clogs from the next country over to the east, that have styling cues from classic cars from the late '50s and early '60s, i.e. finns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Crocs are the same thing. $30 at Bass Pro.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Let's not fall prey to hysteria.
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (UruKD)
Assuming it's even true, so what? How is this a Stop the Presses scandal?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (/tuJf)
The press lets itself get lit up by the dumbest things and then wonders why nobody trusts them, while still insisting they're doing a great job.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (y7DUB)
ZEPPELIN - a limerick
In the distance a shape did appear
And ominously drew ever nearer
Then my eyes they espied
Some text on the side
I could just barely make out..."GOODYEAR"
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (fYyCT)
The Finns make clogs? Do they come with sniper rifles?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (ffWPP)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Definitely not the elbows I was hoping to see in a Friday morning.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: steve walsh
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I asked that last thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM
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Parents lock their kids in their rooms all the time. Maybe she was disobedient.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)
Well, Bernini's interpretation was Bernini, so I'm sure he agrees with you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ymnmz)
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OH the huge Manatee!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (hxucZ)
No, crocs are way uglier than clogs. Crocs look like duckbills. And they aren't made of wood.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM
^^^^^^^ This.
Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Society at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (ctuyM)
It took about 15 minutes for twitter to point out that the curtains were ordered in 2016 during the Obama administration.
The media is circling the bowl.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (i/+aM)
You could just stab yourself in the eye if you want to see Yucko's pics.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (9BLnV)
He was trying to turn the little brother into a Cardinals fan?
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (3C9q2)
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Did he say, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)
My son-in-law reversed the doorknobs on the urchins' bedroom doors so they could be locked in for minor infractions or just on a whim.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)
No, crocs are way uglier than clogs. Crocs look like duckbills. And they aren't made of wood.
You don't get splinters from Crocs.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
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their nuclear weapons testing program is still in the beta phase
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
This sounds like a joke. She was a blonde, and panicked because the door was locked, until her brunette friend opened the other door.
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (/tuJf)
I thought the media was the bowl.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (9BLnV)
You are correct. I have no excuse, so I will simply return to artists whose names I can spell.
L. U. C. I. A. N. F. R. E. U. D.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (wYseH)
This art thread is the one thread on Ace where commenters should be allowed to embed images in the comment box for others to comment on, he giggled.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: The Great Manatee In The Sky at September 14, 2018 10:00 AM (MouFt)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:00 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)
And when they hit puberty just take the doors off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)
R +6
This is the type of seat that would be gone in a blue wave.
Hmmm
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (MAstk)
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Did he say, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)
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what kind of weird doors let you lock a person IN the room?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (h/uSM)
The theme for this week (at least tomorrow and today) is, um... naked guys and blatant symbolism?
But what do I know, I'm behind in my coffee consumption for the morning...
hello
Posted by: mindful was a webworker at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (XkxK0)
A real scandal would be if he went to a Lutheran church supper and refused the Jello salad. That's grounds for excommunication by both churches.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM
Indeed they do. Here's something to tide you and the 'ettes over until the Chess Thread:
https://shop.terhipolkki.com/pages/clogs
(note: Bandersnatch is advised not to visit this page.)
The Sako shop is nearby.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ctuyM)
This is the type of seat that would be gone in a blue wave.
Hmmm
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (MAstk)
Wow. Did not see that coming.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
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their nuclear weapons testing program is still in the beta phase
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (h/uSM)
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oh yaaahhh
Back to the drawing board Bjorn dontyaknow
Posted by: Sven at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (h/uSM)
A deadbolt lock that requires a key to unlock no matter which side of the door you are on.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (Pt3JZ)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (3C9q2)
Well, if it had marshmallows in it I'd have to sympathize.
Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (59GGI)
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definitely a one
Posted by: Willy at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (h/uSM)
Thus establishing the difference between Adidas and Nike: Adidas is for champs, Nike is for chumps.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (AM1GF)
(I realize that in fact that will almost certainly mean next week we'll get nekkid Hillary.)
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (59GGI)
You are correct. I have no excuse, so I will simply return to artists whose names I can spell.
L. U. C. I. A. N. F. R. E. U. D.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (wYseH)
Cut me a break, I'm an editor. I've got to fact-check stuff or I start to break out in hives. (Did Lucien Freud ever make anything that didn't look like an act of hatred toward his subject?)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (RD7QR)
A deadbolt lock that requires a key to unlock no matter which side of the door you are on.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (I9Sw7)
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for a front door ok, but for a room door?
Posted by: Willy at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (Bdeb0)
125 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
There was more to it than that. After locking her in, they made her listen to Captain and Tennille until she broke out.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ctuyM)
Oh, I like this one:
https://shop.terhipolkki.com/products/cat-black-clog
How much is 129.00 Euros in real money?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4)
The media is the bowl, the sewer pipe and the leach field.
Apparently the head of the FEMA is under investigation for illicit use of a truck!!???
Meanwhile the fucking plane that Loretta "cunt rag" Lynch was on that had the "unplanned" stop so she and Bill Clinton could swap stories about their grand kids was payed for by tax payers.
Nancy Pelosi and DiFi who are both worth 30 to 50 million respectively, routinely jet back and forth from California on the government, read public payed for, jets.
They did this shit to Pruitt and now they are running their playbook against more administration officials.
I fucking hate all of these pieces of shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)
Yeah she was a keeper, but man did she make some crap films in her prime: Tess, One From The Heart, Cat People, The Moon In The Gutter, Hotel New Hampshire...
Posted by: Al Crapton at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (T6Fbb)
Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: IC at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (4lu7W)
What's that to the left of the cloud?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018
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The H-bomb blast that spawned the cloud. The naked guy is shortly to be scorched out of existence.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (59GGI)
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***schedules eyeball removal for next Thursday ***
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (h/uSM)
I haz 2 admit, I have an abnormal fondness for that Waldorf Salad stuff.
Green jello
Walnuts
Min-Mashmallows
Other miscellaneous bits added based upon regional variations.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (RD7QR)
I think there is a certain conceit in his paintings...that he, and only he, can see the inner being in his subjects.
But for sheer, depressive horror, try Ivan Albright.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Nehemiah at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (sjdRT)
...in hives
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: IC at September 14, 2018 10:08 AM (4lu7W)
The topography is flat and some of the water
levels are lower than the other water levels, so it's New Orleans or
some place similarly stupid.
. . .
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018
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Good to see someone else realizes just how f*ed up this Swamptown is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 10:08 AM (/ZWeB)
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Hillary NEVER got me off!!
Posted by: Biubba at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Dubya at September 14, 2018 10:10 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: STORM OF THE CENTURY at September 14, 2018 10:10 AM (PtETg)
The workmen assume that you are at the office and they will be done and gone before you get home.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Kurt E at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (ffWPP)
And don't forget about Lot's wife, who turned to look back at Sodom and was turned into a Pillar of Salt by Day, and a Ball of Fire by Night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Please don't do that. I don't get all "icky icky icky" if there's a naked guy in the art, but sheer depressive horror (yes, I binged him) would make for a depressing horrific art thread.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Kurt E at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (h/uSM)
Ah.....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (FTPVM)
My driveway must have a sign, invisible to me, saying "Please block me
instead of the fuckheads in the eyesore piece of trash next door when
cleaning out the storm sewer".
Posted by: Captain Hate
Perhaps you didn't tip them well enough during the holidays.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)
Why is that guy praying to a potato and why is he naked?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (PtETg)
Delingpole's piece over at Breitbart hits the nail on the head, Justin Welby (head of the CofE) speaks at a TUC (British leftist trade-union conference) and derides the 'gig economy' as 'evil', the Pope protects the turdburglar priests, the Dalai Lama's the only one getting it.
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (5DB06)
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Except for the old man who died in a dirt field.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:13 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
He's praying for some butter
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 10:13 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (PtOP4)
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Maybe Kavanaugh and his buddy locked themselves in the room with her and blocked the door.
Just spitballin' here. Who cares anyway? Anyone who has an older brother or sister could relate far more horrifying antics. Does it still bother me that my Injun brothers used to tie up the little paleface and stick her in a closet for what seemed like hours?
Of course not!
*twitch* *twitch*
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM
$150.58 at the current conversion rate.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ImzFx)
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Quod erat demonstrandum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)
Trust me, the assholes next door are as tight as a dead heat so that's not the reason.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (NWiLs)
Very nice. I like that connection with the painting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (dPd5y)
the Democratic nominee for governor of Ohio, on Thursday despite reports
that Cordray funneled over $43 million in taxpayer funds to his
campaign's media firm.
Heh. What's a few mill misdirected here or there?
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
I don't get this painting.
I know some people were commenting on the gas leak / explosion in MA. It wasn't me, though both Lawrence and North Andover are on either side of my town. And Stately Poppins Manor is oil heat anyway.
Still, a lot of destruction, 17 hurt and 1 dead (by a chimney falling on a car he was in). Still too early to know the real cause.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ImzFx)
Maybe the potato cloud represents the naked guy's repressed homoerotic tendencies. That's why he's buff and naked and wearing a weird-ass thingie on his head.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (AllCR)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Definitely not the elbows I was hoping to see in a Friday morning.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes
********
I always look forward to this report. I do worry about the scratching, perhaps you have an inflammatory skin condition.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (v3QwB)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)
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Except for the old man who died in a dirt field.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Well, dying does tend to change one's muscle tone.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: WDUD-TV Drama Queen at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)
Ya, that's about the price range I'm seeing, too. Fortunately Rev is 100% Swede, so he understands the basic human right of owning clogs. Thanks.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: NYTimes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (dPd5y)
Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.
Poor marketing.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
He's praying for some butter
Posted by: Bruce
LOL !
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (UruKD)
*******
Nice call. It is so subtle I didn't pick up on that at first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (v3QwB)
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)
Dude, your concern is showing.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (FTPVM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (6qErC)
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I's looking for some Aunt Jemimah!
Posted by: Unlce Ben at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (kqsXK)
"Boy, I was really lucky to be in the car when the explosion......--Ironic Dead Guy.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (9BLnV)
Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.
Poor marketing.
Posted by: Sponge
Or they realized that she's the typical politician.
And people tend to get the government they deserve.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (4mEpb)
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Quod erat demonstrandum.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
So the guy has allergies and strips and sees weird shit when he takes his meds ?
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: Nehemiah at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (Ndje9)
And people tend to get the government they deserve.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (4mEpb)
Good point.
And.....New York.....
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)
Five times more than Cohen.
Quick math question: what is 5 x 0?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (4mEpb)
- STAY INDOORS. Do not venture out during the storm.
- Do NOT drive or walk through stagnant or moving floodwaters.
- If your power goes out, do NOT operate gas powered generators or charcoal grills in or near your home.
- Have your emergency kit ready!
It's a shame you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE. This country is done for.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (PtETg)
Insert Tab A - a limerick
The latent ghey sex it is subtle
For a guy who just wants to cuddle
He does it with men
Again and again
I guess he demands a rebuttal!
(wait for it)
(sorry Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (v3QwB)
Weather babe on Fox just called New Bern, New Bern. Emphasis on the 'Bern'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
What's the correct pronunciation ?
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (UruKD)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (Ri0Ku)
The smoke is from the fires that have destroyed the village from which he was taken hostage. His wrists are bound and perhaps tied to an iron ring driven into the rock.
He knows that once the invaders are finished with the village, they will come for him. All because the village didn't pay the ransom.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (I9Sw7)
Better question is how baldy does Manafort taking a plea deal on charges having nothing to do with Trump or Russian collusion damage you liberals are your fake conspiracy claims.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mom at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (dPd5y)
*******
Nice call. It is so subtle I didn't pick up on that at first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (v3QwB)
Weird head-thingies are a well-known indicator of homosexuality. Surely you as a physician are already aware of this...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (RD7QR)
He's painted lots of naked girls and couples as well as naked men.
This self-portrait has the same weird-ass thingie on the head. Must be some sort of Viking rain cap.
https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (fuK7c)
He forgets to get dressed, but he remembers his helmet?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)
Trump had to be suspicious of Manafort from the get go and would never have given him access to anything that would compromise him, assuming anything like that existed.
One of the most pernicious things about the Mueller reign of terror is that nobody will risk working for an outsider in the future. I don't know how that can be spun as anything other than a major Uniparty win.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (y7DUB)
*******
Nice call. It is so subtle I didn't pick up on that at first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (v3QwB)
You guys are reading too much in to this. I'm thinking the naked guy was doing a sweat, stepped out of the sweat lodge for a second and the mescaline/psilocybin mixture kicked in.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (9BLnV)
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So he was a dope fiend.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)
And nekkid Nancy Pelosi, nekkid Ruth Bader Ginsburg, nekkid Dianne Feinstein, nekkid Liz Warren . . . lots of models to choose from.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (3C9q2)
The scratching is not a problem.
I probably don't scratch as much as the dude in the picture.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (0tfLf)
Perused traffic cams, and there are folks rolling up and down 95...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)
And that people don't know not to light a grill or fire up a generator INDOORS.
No, we're not 100 more years for this planet......
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Richard Yerkes
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Finally! We will discover the Russian collusion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM
I was informed there would be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: moki at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mFoNl)
It's also close the Coast Guard Station Hobucken, a small boat station on the Inter-coastal Waterway.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cheryl Crow at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (dPd5y)
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on the seesaw my older sister would get her to the ground and then just get off of it. A nice 5 foot drop and a board up my ass.
I fell for that more time than Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (dPd5y)
By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.
This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (FTPVM)
only $43 mill? He needs lessons from Clinton and Obama on thinking bigger.
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (F4u7C)
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the transition went a bit too well
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ffWPP
Obligatory
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a word he said
JT I helped enjoy his wine
And he always had a mighty fine wine.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (brIR5)
I think Manafort is banking on a pardon and is just trying to save himself some money.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (PtOP4)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (dPd5y)
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Amnesty International: What would we do without them?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)
If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?
Posted by: grammie winger
If you hate your downwind neighbor then, yes.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (r9UYA)
By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.
This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)
Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ffWPP)
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Nehemiah was a hurdler
was a good friend of mine
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM
Dunno, but I was once told "you don't spit into the wind".
Posted by: Willie McCoy at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Peyote
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ImzFx)
Hi Kyle, or Elwood, or whatever troll name you will be using...
How's that anal fissure healing? Have you asked your mom's boyfriend to be more gentle?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Blue Hen
Anything times zero being zero, I'd say it's something Democrats use to come up with their useless statistics.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (AM1GF)
To Earth, be fair!
Use only ONE SQUARE!
Posted by: Cheryl Crow
Yeah ?
The last time I ate at Taco Bell, the next day I took the SMEARIEST shit ever !
I spent more on TP than I did on the tacos.
And then I took a shower.
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (UruKD)
________________________________________
Not if it's Quiche Lorraine!
Quiche, Quiche, come back!
Posted by: Fred Schneider at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK8)
https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch
An early form of tin foil.
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)
I don't know why I laughed myself silly over this, but I did. Thank you grammie!
Posted by: moki at September 14, 2018 10:28 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:28 AM (ImzFx)
(sorry Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (v3QwB)
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quit your day job
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:28 AM (h/uSM)
Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:
https://tinyurl.com/y8zz3edy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (mCMQ5)
By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.
This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)
Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken
Yup.
Or,
he was a dealer/user, and they had a fight over drugs? If he really did smoke, she may have detected the smell in her apartment above. Was this a shakedown turned violent?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (4mEpb)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (CQ3Qb)
*******
Yes, but weigh him down with a couple of sandbags first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (v3QwB)
NC Emergency Management twatter:
- STAY INDOORS. Do not venture out during the storm.
- Do NOT drive or walk through stagnant or moving floodwaters.
- If your power goes out, do NOT operate gas powered generators or charcoal grills in or near your home.
- Have your emergency kit ready!
It's a shame you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE. This country is done for.
I KNOW RIGHT!
Back to you Shemp!
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Max Stormboehner at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)
There's video of the hallway she was in. They haven't released that video as of yet.
Posted by: Cheryl Crow at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (F4u7C)
Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.
Poor marketing.
Posted by: Sponge
Or they realized that she's the typical politician.
And people tend to get the government they deserve.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (4mEpb)
The people of New York and California having a running contest to see who can fuck their descendants over the most.
"We'll have no cars by 2035, New York. Top that!" "Here, hold my beer California."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (9BLnV)
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mostly weather reporters
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (h/uSM)
They probably will be hailed as heroes if they just change the terminology to Top/Bottom
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (nBr1j)
I fell for that more time than Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM
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Haha Me too. I tried to get even with the world once and do it to someone else. Seesaw whacked me in the chin on the way up. Much blood and sore tongue. Sometimes life just isn't fair.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ctuyM)
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Moose out front told you?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)
There's video of the hallway she was in. They haven't released that video as of yet.
Posted by: Cheryl Crow
Sadly, this is where those activist lawyers can actually do some good.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (4mEpb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (AM1GF)
Read this article from 2015. This was a known problem for a long time. The pipelines in MA are well over 100 years old and in bad shape. Nothing has been done to address the problem and if it remains this way more of this is likely.
https://tinyurl.com/ycvqtco5
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (/tuJf)
If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?
*******
Yes, but weigh him down with a couple of sandbags first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (v3QwB)
Have you ever taken a crap in an empty MRE bag in the back of a humvee?
You know who your friends are real quick, cause you are gonna need someone to hold the bag.
Posted by: Fido at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (ymnmz)
By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.
Posted by: Blue Hen
Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken
What? Is this the 1950's?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Fred Schneider at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (vbJig)
http://topverses.com/Bible/Jeremiah
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)
That's even worse! Honestly grammie, and you a pastor's wife.*
*(I keed. And I've gotta get me a weird-ass head thingy.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (RD7QR)
she was the one at His door trying to get in..
not Him at hers
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
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FIFY
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (ffWPP)
Yeah.
Never before have I shit myself after eating a bag of Doritos.
Olean......just another dumbass human error in the effort to "be healthy!!!!"
Oh just leave me alone and let me eat REAL FOOD......
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: steevy
He's term limited and cannot run again this year.
Cordray is running against Mike DeWine, Republican, for governor.
Cordray is crooked as the day is long. He and Obama deserve each other. Outside of "minority" neighborhoods, Obama is not too popular in Ohio.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (S6Pax)
Paychecks from CNN, MSNBC...
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (mCMQ5)
Everyone in Ohio except a few random turds hate that RINO piece of shit and can't wait for him to pack his carpetbags for an out of state zip code.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (y7DUB)
Thank you, good to hear. Was that his town?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (xzqr4)
*******
Yes, but weigh him down with a couple of sandbags first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (v3QwB)
Hurricanes are a great way to get rid of deep seated doggie odors. But, I suppose if you're going to be a pussy about it, you could use a Texas Catheter.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (9BLnV)
Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.
That would have been a Democrat, too, and he probably admired her work.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (1+J19)
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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (lwiT4)
Kidding aside, NO. Get puppy pads, let him pee in a corner of the basement, something like that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k1TUh)
That's genderphobic.
FrontHole/BackHole
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5)
**********
Russia
Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (Y274z)
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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Now THAT is the way it's done!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (hxucZ)
**jots down "New Business Ideas- Canine Hurricane Anchors"**
**rubs chin thoughtfully**
**closes notebook**
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (v3QwB)
By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.
Posted by: Blue Hen
Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken
What? Is this the 1950's?
Posted by: rickb223
I recall that in MN, the police obtained and used a search warrant of the home of the person they shot. And this occurred well before we found out that the cop wannabe was a total failure that was made a cop solely for political purposes. And his partner is still covering for him.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (4mEpb)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (ffWPP)
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if i had a nickel for every time i used THAT excuse
Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (h/uSM)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
It likely not good advice to send someone into the basement during a FLOOD....
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (F4u7C)
Olean was just another prank played by the Engrish T-Shirt Cabal.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k1TUh)
The Slashdot story has over 1000 comments already and the VAST majority are deriding the decision. I have hope that this might be a turning point. They've completely jumped the shark. Slashdot has gone to shit over the past couple years and they're lucky to get 50 comments on a story now. This seems to have finally woken some people up to the absurdity of PC culture.
The Python people didn't help themselves either when in their announcement they describe slavery as "America's peculiar institution".
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (Ri0Ku)
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so you're 100% Irish
Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (h/uSM)
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FIFY
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (h/uSM)
Planted Marijuana found.....six miles away from the apartment.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (p2jI/)
Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
But how did she get out?
Robert Mueller reporting for duty
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (q1VoB)
By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.
This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)
Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)
In a bad shoot SOP is do everything possible to dirty up the victim.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5)
**********
Russia
Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (Y274z)
Those crazy scamps... always up to something....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Getting the tape off is gonna be a bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (hxucZ)
There are litter boxes for dogs now, same as for kittehs. So you could get one ahead of time and stock up on litter. Petco has at least two different brands for doggehs:
https://tinyurl.com/y8cqctwk
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (3C9q2)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)
In Irish and Scottish colloquial use, a rutabaga is called a
...
Swede.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (brIR5)
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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Now THAT is the way it's done!
Posted by: rickb223
Meanwhile, in Utah, one of the two people who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart is being released on parole. This person cheered on the rapes.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (4mEpb)
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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
*Sniff* *Sniff*
I always cry at happy endings.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (S6Pax)
That's why that Cock Curious rally for Cordray and the Restraining Order was held in some dinky gym on the east side instead of some spacious downtown venue where the lack of interest would have been obvious.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (y7DUB)
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Your eyesight problems have been cured!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
He may have had dirt on Hillary and committed suicide. I'm very impressed.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)
In a bad shoot SOP is do everything possible to dirty up the victim.
Posted by: Insomniac
If you are going to "dirty up the victim", you might want to pick something a little stronger than weed.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (6OoFY)
What is a penis, a potato, and a nude dude?
Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (5jVnA)
My goal?
shep
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Goblin at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (InoRs)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (v3QwB)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (v3QwB)
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Your eyesight problems have been cured!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)
New glasses.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (nBr1j)
she was the one at His door trying to get in..
not Him at hers
Posted by: willow
I'm glad you cleared THAT up !
Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (UruKD)
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Boy, that seems like only yesterday!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Peyote
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ImzFx)
You obviously don't know how to throw a Millennial Sweat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)
...
Swede.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (brIR5)
Caught that, didya?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (lwiT4)
I guess that mystery has been solved.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (hxucZ)
Awww, it was late, and all there was, handy, was some weed, so...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (ffWPP)
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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
*Sniff* *Sniff*
I always cry at happy endings.
--
some heroes carry knives
Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (h/uSM)
https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch
An early form of tin foil.
Look at it, and it's just the kind of thing you'd come up with if you're in the rain a lot and you're not very good at working cowhide, but you gotta come up with something to cover your head. Flap to tie under the neck, and covering for the neck, about like an early version of a welder's cap.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (k1TUh)
How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)
Nada. If he was going to flip, why not flip before getting convicted at the first trial. Sure, you always bet with your lawyer. But Manafort had to know they'd convict him of some charges. Why go thru the wait, expense and now sentence - if you could flip then and get 2-3 years?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (v3QwB)
328 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:
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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
*Sniff* *Sniff*
I always cry at happy endings.
--
some heroes carry knives
Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (h/uSM)
So what got left on the door step?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (ymnmz)
Believe it or not, it's now used as an industrial grade lube and even a base for paints.
So yeah, perfect for chips and crisps...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (6qErC)
Gee, I wonder how they came up with that focus-group-tested story.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (y7DUB)
Which he will ship via Parcel post.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (lwiT4)
https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch
An early form of tin foil.
Just don't link to the Golden cape self portrait.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (p2jI/)
I think the decapitation story is fake...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Peyote
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ImzFx)
You obviously don't know how to throw a Millennial Sweat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)
Millennial Sweat = job interview
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)
In a bad shoot SOP is do everything possible to dirty up the victim. Posted by: Insomniac
In the case of U.S. Park Police execution victim Bijan Ghaisar, they didn't even bother to "dirty up" the victim, unless by "dirty up" you mean "shoot four times in the head."
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)
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That warms the cockles of my heart.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (vg8iE)
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Boy, that seems like only yesterday!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)
So, they have cheerleaders at rapes now? What progress we have made!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (fgIHt)
Gee, I wonder how they came up with that focus-group-tested story.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (EYsyU)
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i bet it was a Russian kid
Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (h/uSM)
Olestra? They still have some residual sales to a lady in Chappaqua, NY.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (v3QwB)
Tethers... dog tethers... available at Petco.... just tether Skip to the front door knob, wait ten or fifteen minutes and reel him in...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: OJ S. at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)
I don't think Manafort would flip because he has been red hot angry at his partner for 'flipping'. Would be obviously hypocritical if he did the same thing.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (lwiT4)
Irish with a Glasgow born grandmother.
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (brIR5)
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Little known fact: Olestra was actually inspired by the leakage seeping out of my ass.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
It likely not good advice to send someone into the basement during a FLOOD....
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (F4u7C)
Point taken. What I meant was, you can find somewhere inside that won't seem to the dog like he's fouling his nest.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)
Millennial Sweat = job interview
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK
Real Millennial job interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0KjdDJr1c
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
According to the victim, she was raped multiple times (she was 14), and this woman sat there and encouraged the rapist.
The fact that she was able to recover somehow, enter into a marriage and be the mother of two children is amazing. And now this.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (4mEpb)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (jyVW0)
I think the decapitation story is fake...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Snopes says it is, so there's a 90% chance it's true.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)
I know there is a lot of high fiving around here when people like Weinstein or Moonves, etc. get piled on with accusations of sexual harassment, lose their jobs, etc., but you all need to realize that this "movement" isn't about catching the true perverts and punishing them, it's about removing power from any male. Weinstein et al were big fish, but the little fish, with virtually no issues are also good targets.
And this movement is capitalizing on the brainwashing and leftist thought that has been thoroughly taught and indoctrinated in our schools. For every female that has had a good male role model in her life, with parents who work to counteract this crap, there are a dozen whose parents are divorced, whose mom is now on her third live in , who is taught that men are assholes and should overall pay for all the ills in the world. That EVERYTHING is patriarchy and male dominance, etc.
So two HS guys locking you in a room at a party as a joke is "threatening", which is what I read last night regarding what this now, 40 plus old women is relating. She probably thought it was a joke too at the time, but now with the meetoo movement prodding her, she is being told she was threatened by that action and needs to go to authorities , now 30 years later.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (YbFmM)
But I suspect the pastor was average joe, and the cop was high.
and I have a beloved cops in my family. still this smells, the guy for all knowledge available is a good guy.
the cop, already screwed up trying to enter an apt not Hers!,, so one was high, tired whatever , pot in his case a Maybe, he shouldn't have opened the door, but if you don't live creepily why wouldn't you , if you aren't in a bad neighborhood?, She I suspect was the one high, likely alcohol.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (v3QwB)
Tethers... dog tethers... available at Petco.... just tether Skip to the front door knob, wait ten or fifteen minutes and reel him in...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM
Sheldon. Sheldon come here. Gramdpa wants you to try this on. Its so you can take the dog for a walk.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (0tfLf)
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So did they find a headless body, or a bodyless head?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (nBr1j)
What happens when you say "I dare you" to someone with that defiant obsessive thing that I can't remember?
https://bit.ly/2x8Zwiw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (fuK7c)
Olestra? They still have some residual sales to a lady in Chappaqua, NY.
Posted by: t-bird
White, oleomargarine?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (mCMQ5)
Flip = tell lies or misrepresent to save ass
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (xGZ+b)
Exactly. Trump is apparently the cleanest President we have had in my lifetime.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Editor at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (wwfga)
https://bit.ly/2x8Zwiw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (fuK7c)
I'll add NSFW for you.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (yQpMk)
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Guess I'm not qualified for Supreme Court justice or government office. That is until I leave a woman to drown or negotiate with enemies of the United States...
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (dPd5y)
And who says there is anything to "flip" on?
Exactly. Trump is apparently the cleanest President we have had in my lifetime.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (yQpMk)
The most hated man in the world + two year fruitless inquisition = Cleanest President evah!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (ymnmz)
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who says we never get any good news around here?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (CE6iV)
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They must be his meth dealers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (vbJig)
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I assumed he was rolling joints from their discarded canvasses
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (+F0Wk)
And ice cream castles in the air
And feathered canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way.
BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAA!
Posted by: Beelzebubba at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (o7l6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)
Millennial Sweat = job interview
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK
Real Millennial job interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0KjdDJr1c
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (9BLnV)
It's funny because it's true.
She is almost exactly our receptionist. Right down to the vocal fry.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (hxucZ)
And follows it up with "Trump's fault."
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (ImzFx)
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Heinous acts of astronomy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (RD7QR)
What happens when you say "I dare you" to someone with that defiant obsessive thing that I can't remember?
https://bit.ly/2x8Zwiw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (fuK7c)
I'll add NSFW for you.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (p2jI/)
Bubba at a Renaissance fair?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (ymnmz)
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Nobody is saying.
It's weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The One Who Ends Comment Threads at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (MceDl)
https://trib.in/2OmbZpL
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (yQpMk)
This is what is so insidious about media narratives. The wild speculation about Manafort flipping when the charges themselves show this was not about Russian collusion but financial crimes most if not all of which occurred before his association with Trump.
On the other hand multiple Congressmen reported after her testimony that Lisa Page had indeed flipped and among other things said that the Strzok-Page texts mean exactly what they say. That was a one day story by a small fraction of the media and has mostly been forgotten.
If Page flipped it wasn't only to Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (/tuJf)
decapitated is actually a weird way to get even, shooting yes, bashing
over the head, baseball bat, but decapitation doesn't seem average .
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y)
It's a lot of work.
Shows commitment.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (ymnmz)
So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes
IT IS NOT TERRORISM!
Posted by: FBI at September 14, 2018 10:51 AM (r9UYA)
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Heinous acts of astronomy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (RD7QR)
( We slipped mescaline into the observatories Bunn coffee maker... let's watch what happens...)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:51 AM (ffWPP)
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Aliens.
Hacked into the computer systems.
Deleted all the evidence of Aliens mining the asteroids, and the moons of Jupiter.
Heard it on Coast to Coast America, Shortwave.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:51 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: willow
It's a lot of work.
Shows commitment.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Only way to be 100% certain that they stay dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (hxucZ)
This is 100% correct. It's also about bringing the campus rape bullshit into the real world and trashing the rights of the accused.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)
414 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Nobody is saying.
It's weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (bcbK
Weeze just looking around. Observing, if you please.
Posted by: Special Agent Vinnie Boombatz at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (PtOP4)
Let he who has not made hot buttery love to a potato cast the first stone.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (ffWPP)
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Nobody is saying.
It's weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Definitive proof of alien life.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (mCMQ5)
Flip = tell lies or misrepresent to save ass
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (p2jI/)
Yes, telling defendents to lie about others to receive a lighter sentence really works in high profile cases like this one. In which the defendant worked on a campaign for four months and whose legal troubles all stem from a decade prior to ever becoming involved in the Trump campaign.
Manafort's second trial, from what I understand, is for additional financial crimes for which the prosecution has better evidence. His pleas are likely more to save the prosecution and state from having to go through another jury selection and trial , in which the prosecution may lose some charges as they did in the first trial.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (YbFmM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (i/+aM)
Cuthbert, I really think its a weird unwestern American way.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)
Hmm. I see what you mean. Joking aside....
Wait this is a fake story....
Posted by: Special Agent Vinnie Boombatz at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (ymnmz)
but it looks like that photo they're using comes from a murder in Mississippi in 2017. Where a man was decapitated, but it had nothing to do with a being a pedophile, and was not left on a judge's doorstep.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)
The headless story is fake
http://tinyurl.com/ycjf6gu9
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (i/+aM)
Why can't we have nice things like this?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:54 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:54 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm guesting but, the location overlooks the White Sands Missile range. My theory is a spying op was being run there. It would explain the FBI and silence.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Little boy in The Shining
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (dPd5y)
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Well that is really disappointing.
I was so hoping that those recently observed high energy light flashes and very powerful RF emissions were indicators of intelligent life in outer space.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (mCMQ5)
I don't want to hear one more word about jobs Americans don't want to do.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Yogi Berra at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (3C9q2)
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It's amazing what you can accomplish once you abandon religion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)
Nobody is saying.
It's weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Definitive proof of alien life.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)
I'd like to think so.
But why just this one observatory? If it's alien stuff, wouldn't other observatories be pinging on this?
(I know almost nothing about astronomy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (/tuJf)
It wouldn't be the first time I've been fooled by a semi attractive skirt but Page has struck me as the most sympathetic character in this whole cabal. That doesn't mean she wasn't cooch deep in everything but I hope she has some muscle around her to avoid an unexpected trip to Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (y7DUB)
it is sort of the moral equivalence gambit ... "well they do it too, cuz all men are evil".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (PtETg)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)
I just figured they found a way to watch illegals crossing over the border so the Feds came and shut it down. Or maybe someone was watching a pool party at former Gov Richardson's?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (0tfLf)
You behead the judge who let the pedo out.
Pour encourager les autres.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (5jVnA)
I'm looking for a compact 9mm with a decocker and ambidextrous or left-hand capable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jonah at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (niYgm)
"Crosby: The story of a headless pedophile in Aurora was fake. But don't feel too bad if you fell for it."
https://trib.in/2OmbZpL
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (yQpMk)
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And yet:====In fact, Snopes.com, the fact-checking web site, blasted this story from
the so-called New York Herald as bogus, outing the body in the photo as
that of a man whose headless body was found in Mississippi.====So there *was* a headless body ...
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (vWMNq)
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Look what happened to Hawaii.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)
Yeah, but it would be interesting.
I've been into sci-fi for as long as I could read. I know it may suck but it also may be very cool.
Anyway, this observatory stuff IS weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (bcbK8)
That's what Manafort's partner did to him. That's what the prosecution was hoping Manafort would do with Trump if there was anything in the slightest that he could offer. Even if there was something they could twist I don't think Manafort would have done it .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)
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Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm guesting but, the location overlooks the White Sands Missile range. My theory is a spying op was being run there. It would explain the FBI and silence.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM
HHmmmm...hadn't thought about that.
$20 says Feinstein's driver is behind it.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Well, if you recall, the Clinton's and their fellow-traveling scum used to descend on Hilton Head every Fall for their 'Renaissance' weekends.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (p2jI/)
Best part about all of it is, EVEN IF Trump colluded with Russia on something. There were no laws broken........
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (F4u7C)
The new sig sauer fits that bill I think.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (ffWPP)
That's only if you haven't practiced the "Contra-Pascal's Wager," and *haven't* been praying to the aliens for years...
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: FBI at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)
Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)
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This. Even the #NTs are sounding oddly subdued by this news - I imagine it embarasses Mueller, not Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (MAstk)
Little boy in The Shining
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (2NqXo)
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Murdren is the plural of murder.
Commit one murder, you're a murderer.
Commit multiple murdren, you're a serial killer.
Kill of Snap, Crackle, and Pop, you're a cereal killer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Comrade at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (YW6sE)
Posted by: Diogenes
I'm guesting but, the location overlooks the White Sands Missile range. My theory is a spying op was being run there. It would explain the FBI and silence.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM
HHmmmm...hadn't thought about that.
$20 says Feinstein's driver is behind it.
Posted by: Diogenes
You work in the world of spooks you begin to think like a spook.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Johnny Cochran at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (ImzFx)
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Posted by: Zod
The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (hxucZ)
So now the aliens control the FBI... look for the roofing staple on the back of the neck right?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Jim H at September 14, 2018 11:02 AM (4mIHO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:02 AM (yQpMk)
I'm looking for a compact 9mm with a decocker and ambidextrous or left-hand capable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)
I've fired the non-Omega.
It's a really good hammer-fired pistol. So is the P-07
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:02 AM (bcbK8)
I just figured they found a way to watch illegals crossing over the border so the Feds came and shut it down. Or maybe someone was watching a pool party at former Gov Richardson's?
I'm not saying that it's Aliens.
But it's Aliens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpz8OlGRxY0
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (+F0Wk)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuttUtUrF-o
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tovari at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (4mEpb)
So that doesn't place her as the instigator, but definitely a person that became compromised and would be willing to help investigators.
Strzok on the other hand, can lie under oath ... since it would seemingly cost him nothing to get caught lying about his hanging offenses. His facial expressions were so strained/crazed, it made quite the public testimony display. Maybe they figured there was no use doing the charade in private, let the world see his lies.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (Cus5s)
* shakes pompoms *
Rah, rah, ree!
Kiss 'em on the knee!
Rah, rah, rass!
Kiss 'em on the other knee!
GoooooooOOOOOOOO TEAM!
Posted by: Tiffini from Fort Worth at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Comrade
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This what is called an 'ambiguous antecedent'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)
And you thought Janet Reno was a human?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)
If past is prologue, though, you oughta like it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (ffWPP)
Commit one murder, you're a murderer.
Commit multiple murdren, you're a serial killer.
Kill of Snap, Crackle, and Pop, you're a cereal killer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (+F0Wk)
But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (PtETg)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)
_______________________________________
Scientists have decoded the distant radio message and they believe it says:
"I am a Ungartarian prince and have 70,000 nartillion frakzees for you, but require a small deposit of 50 frakzees as a sign of good faith."
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (6OoFY)
Anyone fire a CZ P-01 Omega?
I'm looking for a compact 9mm with a decocker and ambidextrous or left-hand capable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)
Not the Omega, but I've had the regular P01 as my main defensive pistola for years. Seriously awesome gun. Eats damn near every kind of ammo you like without a problem (unless you're like me and try to run a batch of your mistakenly out of spec reloads), tack driver, virtually no muzzle flip, and almost as comfortable in the hand as a Browning High Power.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)
Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).
Posted by: joncelli
Ack ack-ack, ack ack-ack, ack-ack ack
Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo,
When I'm calling you,
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (hxucZ)
Failed attempt of slander and libel against Kavanaugh. Liberals attempt to assassinate another Republican politician. Lefty news media silent.
Comrade's STD tests positive.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (p2jI/)
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM
The maple syrup is on the French Toast.
Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (/8qa9)
The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM
The maple syrup is on the French Toast.
Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)
The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (veoSD)
Cast Of NBC Sit-Com "Friends" Indicted, Executed In Tehran For Espionage
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (mCMQ5)
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I'm pretty certain that you can download the 3D printer code for one of those.
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (ffWPP)
According to the science and technology we understand, yes.
It's a wild universe. May be many ways to skin the interstellar cat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (J4u2K)
509 Murdren is the plural of murder.
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But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'
is a gathering of gatherings of crows called a "murdren"?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (xGZ+b)
Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (F4u7C)
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What do you call two crows perched on a tree branch?
Attempted murder
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (+F0Wk)
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And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by: Monty Python at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (vbJig)
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM
The maple syrup is on the French Toast.
Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)
The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The shelves are on the wall.
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (ImzFx)
''1,000 year rain event."
Yeah, you don't want to be anywhere near low-lying areas when that happens.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (mCMQ5)
Me too, brother. They will know their own.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (F4u7C)
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What do you call two crows perched on a tree branch?
Attempted murder
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (+F0Wk)
Start serving drinks and it's a crowbar.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM
True enough.
I have a good friend who was stationed there many years ago. Some interesting and typically funny stories about the testing they would do.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)
Kapersky is Russian.
I think installing that software is a REALLY bad idea.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
Practice.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: The Borg at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
They've seen 4chan?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (6OoFY)
Well there was a manga episode of All Purpose Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku where Nuku finds an injured cat, takes it home to tend to the wounds, and it turns out the cat is an alien. Awfully cute kitteh who even has a spacesuit and spaceship.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)
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And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by: Monty Python
"Where are you going?"
"To Washington DC!"
"To help fight the aliens?"
"No! To help them reload!"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (hxucZ)
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM
The maple syrup is on the French Toast.
Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)
The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The shelves are on the wall.
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (ImzFx)
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The drill is in reverse.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
Practice.
Posted by: Zod
We have sometime so far found to be very rare....liquid water
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM
The maple syrup is on the French Toast.
Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)
The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The shelves are on the wall.
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM
Well there you go. Proof that aliens do not exist.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (0tfLf)
*Notices that the daily troll is the making least 'out there' comment*
*laughs*
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)
Note to Python - see, this is how that Bottom/Top things work. Bottom's switch off whenever a bigger Top comes along.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (k1TUh)
Jim Brown said his two favorite movies that he made are The Dirty Dozen and Mars Attacks.
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (mCMQ5)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE ONLY MADE TWO MOVIES!
Posted by: Ben Rothlisnbbergler at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)
Does everyone/everything in this perverse cartoon-world die?
If not, why not?
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
John Kerry, Yoko Ono, Noam Chomsky, Rosie O'Donnell, Nacy Pelosi........
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (ffWPP)
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Dude, if they're that advanced, they're all pacifist socialists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)
Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
Posted by: kraken
Or for them...
Posted by: Earth pathogens at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)
Does everyone/everything in this perverse cartoon-world die?
If not, why not?
Posted by: Zod
Moral of the story...pussy kills
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (6OoFY)
Posted by: kraken
Or for them...
Posted by: Earth pathogens
Farts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (hxucZ)
Then the observatory gets shuttered......
We're all going to die.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Diogenes
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Sadly,
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)
Does everyone/everything in this perverse cartoon-world die?
If not, why not?
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)
Because Nuku-Nuku is a rocket in the sack.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Aliens in DC at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)
She's an alien organ-donor. She'd be, ahem, "recycled."
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Comrade at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (YW6sE)
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There you go raping us all again.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (vg8iE)
Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)
Suddenly, thousands of soy boys realize they were drinking alien sweat back in the '90s. And are surprisingly comfortable with it.
535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)
Images of Maxine Waters made them realize that we're too stupid to allow off the planet.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR)
Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)
The aliens are ghey?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Kal-El at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (vbJig)
(I realize that in fact that will almost certainly mean next week we'll get nekkid Hillary.)
And nekkid Nancy Pelosi, nekkid Ruth Bader Ginsburg, nekkid Dianne
Feinstein, nekkid Liz Warren . . . lots of models to choose from.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018
*
*
"Honey??? Where the hell's the Pepto-Bismol???"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
To be serious for a bit, it's not that this is a "false" accusation - it's an incredibly stupid and meaningless accusation. It's on the same level as "accusing" Kavanaugh of having cut in line at the water cooler when he was in 5th grade. The fault is with politicians that are so saturated in bile and hate that they encourage people to make completely meaningless "complaints" about ordinary stupid things and then pretend that they are "criminal" in some undefined way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh)
Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)
The aliens are ghey?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (NWiLs)
"Did Ancient Astronauts make the top painting? Tonight on In Search Of..."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Brit, reporting on Florence winds at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (ImzFx)
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There's a great interview from the '80s with Russian spy/defector Yuri Bezmenov.
He talks a lot about Commie tactics. One of his tactics was to go on a drinking binge with one or more useful idiots from the West. While they got wasted, he would secretly be taking meth to counteract the alcohol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)
I looked it up in google news and the Daily Star (7 hours ago) claims the observatory now has a statement on their website (and tweeted about it).
Doesn't really say anything though.
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (vWMNq)
Does one think it might have some relationship to the terrorist cell *news* from August?!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (XUXm4)
We are professionals.
Do not try this at home.
Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (PtETg)
I am the original!
(Jacking the sockpuppet count in a rain coat)
Posted by: Dan Rather's Rain Slicker at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
Twitter filters Trump's comments so that only the moonbats appear.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (bcbK8)
Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh)
They probably dangled some cash in front of her too.
Some people will say or do anything for money. Especially if they need it.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
So yeah, just wee bit off. Oh did I mention there is another android, Emi-chan, who wants Nuku's body for her own? Well that also happens.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018
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I suggest a "genocide" of crows.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (/ZWeB)
(buffs nails on lapel, adjusts groin). They're taking their sweet time about it...
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Lemmee try to get this straight again.... anime, hentai... manga... there is a difference....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (ffWPP)
Not one bit.
oooooo ahhhhhhh ooooo errrr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Mr Garrison at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (XUXm4)
Check them for listening devices.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)
Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)
It's curtains for Trump. News at 11.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)
Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (vbJig)
Good point.
I"m sure the State Dept. was certain that Hillary was going to win. Who was the front runner for UN Ambassador in a Clinton administration?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (YbFmM)
Posted by: Oren at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (TD9KB)
Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
" Ancient Aliens.... see.. RBG..."
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (I9Sw7)
well there ya go, if that's not hard evidence, what is?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (XUXm4)
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The bots are after Cruz.
https://bit.ly/2xjRank
And they're all concerned Republicans.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
is a gathering of gatherings of crows called a "murdren"?
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (xGZ+b)
No.
Alfred Hitchcock
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (q1VoB)
Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)
The curtains were probably originally ordered for Hillary in anticipation of her coronation....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (NFEMn)
And Trump's fault. And windy. And political.
And frequently wet.
Listen to me, scum, I am a professional.
Posted by: Chris Wallace - expert on weather and everything else at September 14, 2018 11:22 AM (PtETg)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (XUXm4)
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Setting up their October surprise...
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:22 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)
The Fox News site has been all over this as another fake news story. I don't watch the Fox News channel but their News site reports things the others do not.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (mCMQ5)
Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM
Nike bounce.
Posted by: Comraderie at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (LOgQ4)
well there ya go, if that's not hard evidence, what is?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (k1TUh)
My understanding is that the FBI said they are not opening an investigation and sent the letter to Grassley. Who said the vote schedule remains the same, despite Dick Durbin's demands that this new evidence needs to be thoroughly researched and given to Congress prior to any vote.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (YbFmM)
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)
Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)
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Does that necessarily exclude Trump? It would explain so much!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (6OoFY)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (ffWPP)
597 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)
Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018
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You're right. No human would stack books like this.
Posted by: Dr. Venkman at the library at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)
Olestra .
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:25 AM (6OoFY)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)
He will not deny us his essence.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 14, 2018 11:25 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (QWGds)
Some people will say or do anything for money. Especially if they need it.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
This is about me, isn't it?
Stormy Daniels
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM
For United States Ambassador to the United Nations Chelsea Clinton.
Wonder if Chelsea picked them out?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)
Former president Bill Clinton.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)
He's, uh, "questioning."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
Manga, Japanese for comic books.
Hentai can apply to both anime and manga. Just ask Kurt Eichmannwald while he faps to tentacles.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
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I mean, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm loving it.
Posted by: Shep! at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (ffWPP)
Sounded like something to cure vaginal itch, but it's not. huh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (p2jI/)
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Slap hot iron to it!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE)
Because they were full of hot air, unpredictable and if you left them alone they'd blow themselves out.
No offense to the 'ettes
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: The Magic Wand at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (1uG1d)
558 Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).
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Dude, if they're that advanced, they're all pacifist socialists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)
The most conclusive evidence of intelligent life in outer space is that they were intelligent enough not to contact Earth.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
If you have the itch, eat a lot of Olestra. It won't cure it, but you'll forget about the itch for a while
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (8ikIW)
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dongtrail-3.jpg
Posted by: FretlessT at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (uDTP4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (kqsXK)
Now you guys got me thinking about CBD. His nic worked either way I guess. His nic goes both ways then.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (3SzRC)
Mercury leak. The eqpt was built on large mercury-filled bearings.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (CQ3Qb)
Chelsea Clinton: 'As a Deeply Religious Person' I Believe It's 'Unchristian' to End Roe v. Wade
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
28 The whale in the sky keeps on turning.
Posted by: Journey at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (pqc4s)
Posted by: Kanye at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (DIosY)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Oren at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (TD9KB)
That's no cloud. That's a giant peen.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 14, 2018 01:09 PM (1hM1d)
CBD has had some interesting themes going lately.
My recommendation is that he needs to get laid.
With actual women.
Women who were born women and do not have boy parts.
Posted by: rayj at September 14, 2018 02:33 PM (pI/IV)
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