Jim Carrey Says We Should Embrace Socialism: How About You First Jim?

Hercules has a different take....

Yeah...when you are worth a couple hundred million you can say crap like this. Too funny. Socialism didn't create Hollywood. Capitalism did. Carrey may be Canadian, but where did he search out for success? Ah, it was America. For every American moving to Canada, 20 Canadians move to American....hmmmmmm...why would that be? Lets ponder.

Posted by: CBD at 02:37 PM

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1 Word up, Hercules!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (eytER)

2 Good to see you Ace. Hope all is well.

Posted by: moki at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (mFoNl)

3 never found him funny.

wondering why the skeletons haven't fallen out of his closet...yet.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (DJFLF)

4 He has begun his slow and tragic descent into insanity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (vbJig)

5 That is a nice smackdown.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (gPuuk)

6
Canadians, hmm... August Ames, Capri Cavalli. That's about the extent of Canadians I know of.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (LOgQ4)

7 Socialism USA:

Step 1-nationalize Canada

Step 2-call it good

Posted by: Miklos, solution provider at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (zCyNd)

8 Stomped the open open thread.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (F4u7C)

9 Sorbo's a mensch.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)

10 I always take advice on politics and economics from entertainers.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (UFyv9)

11 Jim Carrey looks like he has AIDS or something.

Posted by: Edward Munster at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (1yMs2)

12 That was quick.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (8iiMU)

13 Bless his heart.

*adjusts heating pad*

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (z3nSX)

14 Yeah...when you are worth a couple hundred million you can say crap like this.

Correction: Carrey owns a couple hundred million dollars.

He's not WORTH a bucket of warm spit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (+qe8f)

15 *yawn!!*

Man, did I sleep late. Had to. Lots of parties to go to tonight!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (1+J19)

16 The bit's gotten old, but he's still talking out his ass.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (oVJmc)

17 Jim Carrey should go back to fucking Canada if he hates capitalism so bad. Live there, earn money there. Get free shit there.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (F4u7C)

18 Liar-Liar, so fitting

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (dPd5y)

19 4 He has begun his slow and tragic descent into insanity.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (vbJig)

Consider Ace Ventura Pet Detective was probably the pinnacle of his career.

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yACxx)

20 Jim Carrey can kiss my big fat butt.

Posted by: Fanny at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (1yMs2)

21 Deport Jim Carrey.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (mCMQ5)

22 Anyone know what the record is for the fewest comments on a thread before NOOD?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (tu3iY)

23 Yeah, most of the limousine socialists assume that they will be the ones in the limousines when socialism comes. Or else they fear that they won't and want to get on the good side of the revolutionaries.

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (RD7QR)

24 Hah. CBD stomped the bosses open thread. Chances of this one disappearing? I'd say 50/50--never good to stomp the boss, but his post was nothing to write home about. So maybe he leaves this up for actual content?

Or, more likely, Ace doesn't even know this thread exists since he posted that open thread and then went to "take care of the hangover" or something.

Posted by: Vanceone at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (zzW7w)

25 What was that quote allegedly tossed at Kat Hepburn... "You can preach socialism because you can afford it" or something like that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (gPuuk)

26 Canadians, hmm... August Ames, Capri Cavalli. That's about the extent of Canadians I know of.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (LOgQ4)

William Shatner

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yACxx)

27 Isn't Jim Carrey Canadian?

Posted by: Grace at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (1yMs2)

28 Socialism makes people want to move to Brazil. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (7axIG)

29 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Posted by: Howard at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (1yMs2)

30 Jim Carrey should embrace his socialistic religion. In Canada. From wench he migrated. To the capitalistic capitol of the world.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (9BLnV)

31 There are only 36 million Canadians. That about the population of California.

All of these people who cite foreign countries with socialized medicine fail to note that they are for much smaller countries that the US.

Maybe a state could have socialized medicine, but it would only disadvantage that state against all other states.

One large national healthcare system? Tried that. It sucks.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (vbJig)

32
William Shatner
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yACxx)

Some more appreciative of America than others......

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (F4u7C)

33 And Mr. Carrey got his degree in Economics from where, exactly?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (uDcBt)

34 I thought this POS lost most of his moolah in his last of many divorces?

And to think I loved Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and HAD it in my DVD collection.. its in the trash now...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (9B/d8)

35 Does anybody really know what time it is?
==========

It's Howdy Doody time!!!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Hubbell at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (vg8iE)

36 Rich celebrities who shill for socialism really mean "Socialism for thee, not for me."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (NFEMn)

37 29 Does anybody really know what time it is?

given the time, it should be possible to work out the frequency.

Posted by: Kenneth at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (NmR1a)

38 His female bodybuilder character on In Living Color was pretty good. But even by low standards of actors, Carey is pretty worthless. Funny how all of these people who want to live the socialist dream never moved to Venezuela. How come?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (ZVFID)

39 Oh, and my assumption is that Carrey is bipolar and off his meds when he's not working.

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

40 Socialism makes people want to move to Brazil. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: JSchuler at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (7axIG)

Didn't Brazil elect a communist?

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (F4u7C)

41 Actors/Actresses = Mental midgets

Posted by: Archer at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (gmo/4)

42 Carrey does have some skeletons in his closet. There was some Irish gal he dated, to whom he gave a host of STD's. I believe she committed suicide.

Posted by: fly gal at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (8TdcF)

43 Hasn't Jim Carrey had some kind of break down?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (nBr1j)

44 He could move to Venezuela and get an ass-full of socialism. Think of it as an audition.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2018 02:42 PM (1+J19)

45 Jim, this is God. You have it made, man. It is time to do penance. You know - for all of those sins.

Yes, Jim those are still sins.

Look - I'm not here to argue with you - those are sins no matter what Pope Frankie Goes to Hollywood says. To get right with me you just have to do one thing.

One thing.
Are you listening, Jim?
One thing.

Alright, here it is.
Give $60,000,000 to Mikey NTH. You don't know him, but he's a pretty funny guy also. Yes, you are funny too. That's why it's only $60,000,000 and not eternal damnation.

We cool, Jim?
No, this is not a dope flashback talking - those have the roller skating cactus and the wisecracking upside down narwhal.

Understand?
Good.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (hLRSq)

46 4 He has begun his slow and tragic descent into insanity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (vbJig)

I think that started a *long* time ago. "Liar, Liar" and Fire Marshal Bill are the only Jim Carrey bits I find funny.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (tu3iY)

47 I can only watch Jim Carrey on screen for limited amounts of time.

That dude is annoying as hell.

Posted by: Issac at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (1yMs2)

48 So he wasn't actually acting in Dumb and Dumber?

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (pFNVe)

49 Run Forrest Run

Posted by: Jenny at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (1yMs2)

50 That was the real Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (gPuuk)

51 Jim Carrey became famous on a television show that stereotyped blacks and mocked the homeless, Asians and the handicapped.

Why isn't he banned for life from Hollywood?

Posted by: Silly Question at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (vbJig)

52 I would like someone to steer Carrey to Base Jumping or Private Aviation. Maybe Wild Mushroom collection.

Posted by: nip at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (DfGpI)

53 Jim Carrey was sued for wrongful death after his Irish girlfriend died of an overdose.

Her family's attorney?

One Michael Avenetti.

Interesting.

Posted by: Oschisms at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (jeKOr)

54 Sorbo from the top rope!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (5jVnA)

55 Hey Jim Carry -We are NOT entertained!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (jxbfJ)

56 His impersonation of a female bodybuilder on In Living Color was amusing to 13 year old me.

Posted by: Lane B at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (YvbLL)

57 Well I'll be.

Never thought an artist would actually endorse socialism. hrmf. Oh. well.

Posted by: 13times at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (K3B2k)

58 No one stops self-proclaimed socialists from giving away all their money and possessions. The same way no one stops anyone who claims to want higher taxes from paying higher taxes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (w0IWw)

59 sucking up to the Hollywood left pays quite well.
and rumors are, it involves literal sucking, and other forms of probing. even for the children, and the men.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (Cus5s)

60 Speed the Day of the Rake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (fA1SL)

61 Yes, Jim, adultery is a sin.

You cannot have your Kate and Edith, too.

Posted by: Kate at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (1yMs2)

62 You know, I don't think I have once in my life had the thought "I wonder what Jim Carrey thinks about this."

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (9chmE)

63 Willowed PSA

Anyone on a well and potentially in the path of Florence, fill up a
Rubbermaid with water today. Worst case you have to dump out a
rubbermaid filled with water. Best case you've got a rubbermaid filled
with water when your power goes out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (oNuis)

64 Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (tu3iY)

I think I saw one that only lasted 13 posts before it got stomped.

Posted by: HH at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (mIJBI)

65 Anybody seen my blanket?

Posted by: Lynus at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (1yMs2)

66 Jin Carrey honors Clint Eastwood and does some fine self deprecating humor

https://youtu.be/ajdsOR_MNB0

Posted by: Senator Farticus at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (/1qHD)

67 All of these people who cite foreign countries with socialized medicine fail to note that they are for much smaller countries that the US.

And it's still a fucking mess. And of course add in tens of thousands of 'refugees' and 'asylum seekers', the vast majority of which will end up on the dole, well...yay year long wait times and harried, miserable staff!

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (XkVXQ)

68 Every person that dreams of socialism also dreams that they are the ones running things, not the masses being ground up for dog food.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (w7KSn)

69 Kevin Sorbo was always underrated.

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (+087i)

70 Jim Carrey's much younger girlfriend has committed suicide just days after breaking up with the famous comic actor. The body of Irish makeup artist Cathriona "Cat" White, 28, was found in a Sherman Oaks, Calif., home Monday night, sources told Page Six.

Can't see where she was upset about all the STD's he passed.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (F4u7C)

71 Anyone on a well and potentially in the path of Florence, fill up a
Rubbermaid with water today. Worst case you have to dump out a
rubbermaid filled with water. Best case you've got a rubbermaid filled
with water when your power goes out.

Does your water go off when the power goes out?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

72 What was that quote allegedly tossed at Kat Hepburn... "You can preach socialism because you can afford it" or something like that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (gPuuk)

That sounds vaguely familiar; I'll have to look it up.

I generally don't mind most Golden Age actresses, but Hepburn just makes my teeth ache - such a nauseating, bitchy snob. She and Spencer Tracy (himself a notorious drunken shit) were made for each other.

"Classic Hollywood romance," my pustuled ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (kqsXK)

73 How soon until the Hurricane lands? Do you have the ingredients for milk sandwiches?

Posted by: Merv at September 11, 2018 02:47 PM (1yMs2)

74 Anyone on a well and potentially in the path of Florence, fill up a

Rubbermaid with water today. Worst case you have to dump out a

rubbermaid filled with water. Best case you've got a rubbermaid filled

with water when your power goes out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (oNuis)

Fill your tub?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:47 PM (5jVnA)

75 Note to self- Probably a bad idea to take political or philosophical advice to a person who became successful pretending to talk out of his ass

Posted by: Jollyroger at September 11, 2018 02:47 PM (+087i)

76 Canadians, hmm... August Ames, Capri Cavalli. That's about the extent of Canadians I know of.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (LOgQ4)

William Shatner
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yACxx)

John Candy. Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas, Martin Short, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Lorne Greene, Michael J. Fox, James Cameron, etc. But, they all have one other thing in common, They all moved out of the socialist paradise for "greener" pastures. And by green, I mean filthy lucre.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 02:47 PM (9BLnV)

77 I'm confused. Too Much Nood.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:47 PM (2LelM)

78 76. They have to go back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 02:48 PM (fA1SL)

79 Predicted Friday landfall.

Plenty of time for Jerry Rivers and Shep to scissor on the Outer Banks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 02:48 PM (gPuuk)

80 I thought Gary was very good in The Mask. I don't feel the need to pretend otherwise it's cuz he says stupid stuff in his private life.

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2018 02:48 PM (nqtzI)

81 socialists like Bernie Sanderes will only point to the few countries where some sort of socialism seems to work and insist that the other countries wrecked by socialism don't have real socialism.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 02:48 PM (UFyv9)

82 90% of Canadians live w/in 50 miles of their US border. I wonder why that is?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 11, 2018 02:48 PM (ty7RM)

83 Whoa -- I thought they were joking about nood stompage on Ace's half-sick post!

New posts now arriving on tracks 7, 8, 9, 9¾ , 10, 11...

Posted by: dr chico webworker - itz a postsunami! at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (Yf6eY)

84 72 Cher on TCM about Katherine Hepburn "She never married or had children,carried on a long affair with married Spencer Tracy"I paraphrase but somehow Cher thought this made her a great,modern woman.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (mCMQ5)

85 socialism makes people compared stupid shit that hillary dreamt up as a campaign strategy as actually being worse than 9-11.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (yMqYP)

86 The Eternal Monkeyshine of the Feckless Mind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (/qEW2)

87 Canadians, hmm... August Ames, Capri Cavalli. That's about the extent of Canadians I know of.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (LOgQ4)

William Shatner
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yACxx)

John Candy. Rick Moranis, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas, Martin Short, Joni Mitchell, Neil Young, Lorne Greene, Michael J. Fox, James Cameron, etc. But, they all have one other thing in common, They all moved out of the socialist paradise for "greener" pastures. And by green, I mean filthy lucre.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Justin Bieber.

Mic drop

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (rIQuo)

88 Does your water go off when the power goes out?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

Well, pump stations are effected by hurricanes too, I would think.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (F4u7C)

89 Jim Carrey peaked in Deadpool

Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (Xnqom)

90 It's better to fill the bathtub than a Rubbermaid tub.

You can use the Rubbermaid tub to fill the toilet tank.

Posted by: Nancy at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (1yMs2)

91 Yummy. Rubbermaid conditioned water. Brilliant.

I just squeeze bottle cactus for my sustenance, thank you very much. If cacti fail, then squeeze the neighbor's cats and dogs.

END PSA.

Posted by: 13times at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (K3B2k)

92 Maybe he's just confused?

Let me guess - he's claiming to be a transgender, hangs out in the Target Ladies' Room, and demonstrates hygiene by continually washing his penis in the sink.

Typical for Hollywood.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (PbH71)

93 That sounds vaguely familiar; I'll have to look it up.

I generally don't mind most Golden Age actresses, but Hepburn just makes my teeth ache - such a nauseating, bitchy snob. She and Spencer Tracy (himself a notorious drunken shit) were made for each other.

"Classic Hollywood romance," my pustuled ass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (kqsXK)

In Scorcese's The Aviator, Leonardo DiCaprio--as Howard Hughes--says something like that to Cate Blanchett, playing Kate Hepburn....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (NFEMn)

94 90% of Canadians live w/in 50 miles of their US border. I wonder why that is?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

1. Medical
2. Cold AF!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (rIQuo)

95 The President has been caught in another exaggerated claim. It turns out that under the Democrat party African Americans had 100% employment until the Republicans took power.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (yScAF)

96 carey was really no surprise in that interview, Maher was however, So a libertarian, really?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (dPd5y)

97
Does your water go off when the power goes out?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM

If you're on a well, yes. Flushing a toilet becomes an issue when it doesn't refill automagically. So you want to have a large surplus of gallon containers of water around. It doesn't have to be pristine.

There's other tips about if it's yellow and let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, etc. Last year was new record for power outage here -- 68 hours. It's no fun.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (LOgQ4)

98 Always make the left play by their own rules.

Want socialism? You pay up first.

Want open borders? You live next door to them.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (QSsP4)

99 "Socialism didn't create Hollywood. Capitalism did."

Hmmm maybe capitalism is a bad idea after all.

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (rwaEp)

100 I only have a walk in shower.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (mCMQ5)

101
87 Mic drop

I saw Mike Drop open for Xavier "X" Szpurt at the Salt Palace back in the noughties.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (xGZ+b)

102 Jin Carrey honors Clint Eastwood and does some fine self deprecating humor

https://youtu.be/ajdsOR_MNB0
Posted by: Senator Farticus at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (/1qHD)

That was quite a few years ago. Before the drugs and tertiary syphilis turned his brain to hummus. And it was back before Clint looked like death warmed over.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (9BLnV)

103 Does anybody really know what time it is?

Its time for rat killin'

Posted by: McCool at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (WXSv6)

104 If the Canadians have to go back, they have to take all their pennies with them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)

105 "I paraphrase but somehow Cher thought this made her a great,modern woman.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (mCMQ5)
It was the homosexuality that made her a great modern woman.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (DJFLF)

106 I meant Carrey peaked in the Dirty Harry movie "The Dead Pool", not the Ryan Reynolds movies

Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2018 02:51 PM (Xnqom)

107
You know, the only reason Carrey is opening his yap on politics is because his new TV show is starting soon. Now everyone's talking about him.

No such thing as bad publicity.

Unless you drive your married girlfriend into an OD death.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (veoSD)

108 Do any of these wanna be socialist ever, fooking ever go to those hot beds of socialism and really experience it. Come on there Jimmy-boy head down to Venezuela, Cuba, or Nork land. See how the other half lives and dive into dumpster diving, selling your children, eating grass, and becoming an even thinner version of yourself.

Yeah I didn't think so.

Posted by: morigu at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (BC5L/)

109 Jim Carrey peaked in Deadpool
Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (Xnqom)

Yeah, lip syncing to Welcome to the Jungle......poorly.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (F4u7C)

110 speaking of which, our own GingyNorth is now a Citizen of The United States of America

& there was much rejoicing

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (ZQfW9)

111 In Scorcese's The Aviator, Leonardo DiCaprio--as Howard Hughes--says something like that to Cate Blanchett, playing Kate Hepburn....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 02:50 PM (NFEMn)

That's it! That's where I know it from.

Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (kqsXK)

112 Carrey was interesting once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (/ZWeB)

113 It's a good idea to make sure you have a full tank of gas and some cash.

ATM's don't work without power, nor do gas pumps.

Posted by: Oscar at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (1yMs2)

114 All of these people who cite foreign countries with socialized medicine fail to note that they are for much smaller countries that the US.

It's not just that. They can only work because they draft off of our medical industry, which does the R+D for the whole world. The only drugs or procedures or anything medical that are worked on are those that have the American healthcare market as the primary target. No one does anything for any of the other markets.

The simple example is, say, Mexico. What medicine or procedures or ANYTHING is invented or built in Mexico? Nothing. The only reason Mexico has anything of modern medicine is because it gets it all on the cheap after our market pays for it to be developed and perfected. Sure ... Mexico will fvck around with treating cancer with peach pits or something, but that's about all they can manage.

All the people who want the US to be "just like" other health care systems doesn't understand that those systems exist at the level they have only because we are NOT like them. And even with all this free stuff that everyone else drafts off of us their systems are still all operating near bankruptcy and very inefficiently and, in many cases, dangerously.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (w0IWw)

115 106 I meant Carrey peaked in the Dirty Harry movie "The Dead Pool", not the Ryan Reynolds movies

----

scary to think but if the timing on Marvel and CGI had been right, Carey would've been Deadpool.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (yMqYP)

116 I'd be surprised if Celine Dion shared his sentiments.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (EYsyU)

117 Fill your tub?
---
Uh, no, I've seen my tub and know what it's used for.

Posted by: Methos at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (XQvuQ)

118 you'll also notice that idiots like Sanders never ask why our public school system is so expensive compared to other countries, many of which achieve better results in actual education (like math)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (UFyv9)

119 90% of Canadians live w/in 50 miles of their US border. I wonder why that is?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

The Canadian medical system was a boon for Buffalo NY. My mother's DR. told me 60% of his patience's now are Canadian.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)

120 If you're on a well, yes. Flushing a toilet becomes an issue when it doesn't refill automagically. So you want to have a large surplus of gallon containers of water around. It doesn't have to be pristine.

There's other tips about if it's yellow and let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down, etc. Last year was new record for power outage here -- 68 hours. It's no fun.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

You can always shit in the street and pretend you are vacationing in San Francisco!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (rIQuo)

121 Isn't Canada where all our 'celebrities' went after Trump got elected ?

Posted by: McCool at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (WXSv6)

122 6

Canadians, hmm... August Ames, Capri Cavalli. That's about the extent of Canadians I know of.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018
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Is there a Canadian answer to Pr0nhub . . .?

Asking for a friend. Of course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (/ZWeB)

123 80 I thought Gary was very good in The Mask

Kamron Deaz was so hot in that movie

Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (Xnqom)

124 cue the socialist barnyard animal grunt....

capitalist "but we have an MRI for every 50 people while you guys have 1 MRI for every 1,000,000"

socialist "snort...you would say that"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (yMqYP)

125 58 No one stops self-proclaimed socialists from giving away all their money and possessions. The same way no one stops anyone who claims to want higher taxes from paying higher taxes.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (w0IWw)

Here's every conversation I have with someone espousing socialism: Do you do your own taxes? An accountant does them? Did you tell the accountant you want to pay higher taxes or is it possible that you pay someone to see to it that you pay as little tax as possible?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (jp0Bv)

126 Since moving to NJ I have done stretches of 6 full days and 7 without power.Yeah no fun.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (mCMQ5)

127 Jim Carrey Says We Should Embrace Socialism

Like with a submission hold? And ignore the tap-out? I could go along with that.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (EYsyU)

128 morigu, they only go as Hollywood stars so the red carpet rolls out, They Never see the poverty, the lack of, they see only what they Want and are allowed to see.

They miss all the 'other side of the track dealios'

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (dPd5y)

129 GingyNorth is good people...for an ex-Canadian.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (yScAF)

130 The Mask - what would happen if you let Tex Avery shoot a live action movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (gPuuk)

131 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (1yMs2)

132 That's it! That's where I know it from.

Thanks, Joe!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 11, 2018 02:52 PM (kqsXK)

Suddenly, the thread turned in to a Coca-cola commercial.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (F4u7C)

133 Todays Socialists like Jim Carey just have the same ol' dream most dicks do ...

... you can "compel" me to do some shit I hate - if you pay good. That's how I make my living - because I sure don't have a love of industrial autoation or those that use it.

Jim - just like the CoC cucks ... simply thinks my price is too high ... and really hates my refusal to do some jobs at any price.

That is all this shit is.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (Y2VBD)

134 Cher on TCM about Katherine Hepburn "She never married or had children,carried on a long affair with married Spencer Tracy"I paraphrase but somehow Cher thought this made her a great,modern woman.
Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (mCMQ5)

Yes, it made her a great, modern slut with the thousand cock stare. Just like Cher. I'm such a poet.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (9BLnV)

135 cue the socialist barnyard animal grunt....

capitalist "ackkkshually, cancer outcomes in America are 50 times more successful than single payer but you guys rig the stats to not include hospice outcomes and late detection"

socialist "snort...you would say that"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (yMqYP)

136 Fuck Canada eh

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (r9UYA)

137 22 Anyone know what the record is for the fewest comments on a thread before NOOD?
Posted by: Iowa Bob
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Confession time: I get my kicks by posting Nood on the old thread when there's a completely new thread with no comments yet. It's my passive-aggressive way of being competitive as hell. And winning.

Posted by: Furious George at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (9vQJW)

138 And even with all this free stuff that everyone else drafts off of us their systems are still all operating near bankruptcy and very inefficiently and, in many cases, dangerously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair

That's not all they are drafting off of.

cough Military cough

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (rIQuo)

139 Here's to swimming with bow-legged women!

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (1yMs2)

140 Has - been Canuck "comedian" sez wut?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (Nh7gw)

141 cue the socialist barnyard animal grunt....

capitalist "ackkkshually, infant mortality outcomes in America are 50 times more successful than single payer because our stats you cite include preemies and other high risk births while most single payer nations don't"

socialist "snort...you would say that"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (yMqYP)

142 All the places the Left points to 'where Socialism works' overlook the fact that it only works because capitalism is still there to leech off of.

Canada, the UK, the Scandis-- all with enough of a capitalist economy to be taxed to pay for the socialism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (oVJmc)

143
131 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?
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A mouse or a bird?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

144 well I hope Carrey, Maher, the Left wealthy are all willing to give up their pots of gold to finance everyones dreams.

Or it will be taken , They don't always end up in leadership, only the few do.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (dPd5y)

145 >>131
My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

They like you and want to share with you.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (r9UYA)

146 Fill your tub?

I don't know, one's for gin and the other one is filled with electrical stuff. Why would you need water, anyways?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (jyVW0)

147 Isn't Canada where all our 'celebrities' went after Trump got elected ?

Posted by: McCool at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (WXSv6)

Madonna is the only one that's moved, so far. She went to Spain. Don't think she's renounced her citizenship, however. The only one that did that was Tina Turner, but don't know that she used Trump as a reason.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (F4u7C)

148 Where's Muldoon when I need him? Time for a limerick.

Posted by: Ramona at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (1yMs2)

149 Peeple, and America being the policemen and financing their security from the despots of the world.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (dPd5y)

150 cue the socialist barnyard animal grunt....

capitalist "ackkkshually, our system has reduced wait times while your wait lists are so long you send your own important cases to us"

socialist "snort...you would say that"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (yMqYP)

151

Jim Carrey. My goodness these people
are idiots.

Here's a story, since ace has not told
his yet:

Over the weekend, I went to a tractor
festival thingy (a flywheeler group had their annual show - big ass
flea market and many old tractors on display).

During the tractor parade, a guy,
probably 39, sat next to me and we started talking. He used to work
at a car dealership owned by one of our local billionaire's sons, and
we gossiped a bit about that.

Then, he asked me what I thought of
Trump. I said, I think he's doing all right. What about you?

He disagreed. I asked, 'What has he
*done* that is wrong?'

More coming because Pixy refuses to print it all for some reason.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (8iiMU)

152 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?
Posted by: Patty

If it's a dead animal, it's because they think you are an inept hunter and you will starve without their largess.

Kinda like democrats.

Fucking cats.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (rIQuo)

153 Bill Bratton--who should know better--agrees with Joe Scarborough.

Fuck him too.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (NFEMn)

154 also rarely paying for ingenuity in medicine and tech

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (dPd5y)

155 All the places the Left points to 'where Socialism works' overlook the fact that it only works because capitalism is still there to leech off of.
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Germany knows this feeling as it pays for Greeks to retire at 34.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (yMqYP)

156 Socialism: You wait in line for bread.

Capitalism: Bread waits for you.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (5jVnA)

157 147. So that skanky guinea has-been has moved to the land of the paella-boilers, has she?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (fA1SL)

158 134 Cher on TCM about Katherine Hepburn "She never married or had children,carried on a long affair with married Spencer Tracy"I paraphrase but somehow Cher thought this made her a great,modern woman.
Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:49 PM (mCMQ5)

Yes, it made her a great, modern slut with the thousand cock stare. Just like Cher. I'm such a poet.
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Spencer liked cock as much as Katherine did.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

159 part 2:

He said something like, 'He left his
pregnant wife for some other woman. He's immoral.'I said, 'I'm not talking about his
personal life. I don't agree with that behavior either. I'm asking
about what he did in his *job*.'

He said, 'He lies. He says one thing
and then says the opposite.'

I said, 'Yeah, I agree he exaggerates,
but you know there is a lot of bluster and that is his style.
However, I know he loves America.'

He said, 'No he doesn't.'

I was stunned. I asked, 'What do you
mean?'

He said, 'He is in with Russia.'

I realized this guy was brainwashed. I
disagreed, and said, 'Well, I think we will have to agree to disagree
about that.'

He agreed, said I was good people, and
we parted amicably.

There was other conversation about
local people Mrs DIG and this guy knew, and discussions about movie
stars and whatnot, so the political part of the convo was a small
percentage.

Still, I was amazed at the complete
brainwashing this otherwise intelligent guy had done to him.

The MFM is incredibly damaging to our
country.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

160 Is it me or are the Progressive TV commercials really annoying?

Posted by: Sydney at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (1yMs2)

161 Tell that hoser to take off!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (IqV8l)

162 119 90% of Canadians live w/in 50 miles of their US border. I wonder why that is?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

The Canadian medical system was a boon for Buffalo NY. My mother's DR. told me 60% of his patience's now are Canadian.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)
British Columbia contracts with the largest Washington state healthcare systems to provide a whole range of services.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (yScAF)

163 From the comments in the last thread-

I think I'm going to be sick.

Did Mitch really imply that we could lose the Senate and Drudge is saying we are going to lose Yuge in November?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (hECVl)

164 If it's a dead animal, it's because they think you are an inept hunter and you will starve without their largess.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 02:57 PM (rIQuo)

Not really. Cats just like killing things. Not because they're hungry but just for fun. They kill so many things they run out of places to put them all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (w0IWw)

165 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

They like you and want to share with you.

Posted by: Under Fire

They think your a bad hunter and can't provide for yourself.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)

166 80 I thought Gary was very good in The Mask

Kamron Deaz was so hot in that movie
Posted by: wooga at September 11, 2018 02:53 PM (Xnqom)

You don't see Cameron Diaz anymore. I guess she was so hot she caught fire and looks like bacon now.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (9BLnV)

167 68 Every person that dreams of socialism also dreams that they are the ones running things, not the masses being ground up for dog food.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (w7KSn)

Exactly. They all think they're going to get some cushy Inner Party job with a corner office and a dacha up in the mountains.

None of them are themselves as part of "the masses", who they all see as beneath them and requiring their "enlightened" leadership.

They all imagine they will become Dear Leader some day, after slobbering enough knobs.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (J+mig)

168 Yes, it made her a great, modern slut with the thousand cock stare. Just like Cher. I'm such a poet.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (9BLnV)

Yes, but I made it past 90. Sucking cock is good for you.

Posted by: Kate Hepburn at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (NFEMn)

169 I like cats, they taste just like chicken.

Posted by: Theresa at September 11, 2018 03:00 PM (1yMs2)

170 I'd be surprised if Celine Dion shared his sentiments.
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She was on TV during the Katrina lootings, telling everyone about these innocent poor people who should just be allowed to have those big screen TVs they were stealing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2018 03:00 PM (vg8iE)

171 Why aren't shorts half the price of pants?

Posted by: Ursela at September 11, 2018 03:00 PM (1yMs2)

172 The MFM is incredibly damaging to our
country.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

An "enemy of the people" if you will.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (F4u7C)

173 81
socialists like Bernie Sanderes will only point to the few countries
where some sort of socialism seems to work and insist that the other
countries wrecked by socialism don't have real socialism.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018
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My BernieBro friend, age 72 and a Vietnam vet -- so old enough and experienced enough to know better -- insists that "Any country that's gone socialist has never gone back."

I pointed out, "That's because they can't. The leaders in power will do anything to stay in power as the lords of a shivering or sweating population of peasants!"

No answer to that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (/ZWeB)

174 Here's to swimming with bow-legged women!

Posted by: Quint at September 11, 2018 02:55 PM (1yMs2)

And the hairy ones!

Posted by: Gimli at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (XQvuQ)

175 Did Mitch really imply that we could lose the Senate and Drudge is saying we are going to lose Yuge in November?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (hECVl)

Drudge had something up about "a path to the Senate", but I didn't click on it.

Sounds like bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (NFEMn)

176 Netflix (I've since cancelled) had an interesting documentary film called "Jim and Andy: The Great Beyond," about his playing the role of Andy Kaufman in the film "Man on the Moon."

There were segments filmed and interviews done during that period where Carrey gets so into the role -- especially Kaufman's disgusting Alter Ego Tony Clifton -- that you literally see him transform into an amazing aeshole in real life ... and literally go insane.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (TeKYP)

177 Jim Carrey has not aged well.

Posted by: Vannah at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (1yMs2)

178 Jim Carrey is still funny unfortunately not in the entertaining way anymore.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (XsAhY)

179 Since moving to NJ I have done stretches of 6 full days and 7 without power.Yeah no fun.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM

Yeah, after last winters couple of days without power I immediately bought a hand cranked am/fm radio with a solar panel which could conceivably power a cell phone. I had no music, no news, no internet, and a dead phone. Sucked ass. I did catch up on reading, though.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (LOgQ4)

180 Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (hECVl)

Mitch is trying to raise money, Drudge is turned to the left somewhat and click bait. Don't be sick over something that is ultimately beyond your control. Go out and vote and encourage your friends and family to vote for the Rs even if they hate the party, because if we lose both houses Trump will be impeached and there will be non stop investigations of him. And of course, if you're a person who prays, PRAY!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (AllCR)

181 Yes, but I made it past 90. Sucking cock is good for you.
Posted by: Kate Hepburn at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (NFEMn)

It's not the sucking as much as it is the swallowing.

Posted by: Traci Lords at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (F4u7C)

182
The MFM is incredibly damaging to our

country.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8iiMU)
I've seen it with some guys in my family who used to think straight.
The men who swallow the anti-Trump propaganda have a vested interest in believing that shit. In my cousins' case, their children are half minority so they believe the racism bullshit and that their children are vulnerable to the evil Trump. Lost their minds and critical thinking, they have.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (DJFLF)

183 I can't wait for the new Jim Carrey special series on CNN about the true state of Socialism in the world today.

Jim and a camera crew visit Cuba and Venezuela and enjoy the local food, like cat skewers and dandelion tea.

And then they visit the new weekly show, "How much weight have you lost?", where a weekly weigh-in shows last week's winner weigh in again to see how much they have lost. The winner always retires undefeated. Except they die of starvation. There is no winning prize because nobody survives.

Jim, you might be on to something!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (UsCnO)

184 My one wish in life is to be so rich that I can afford to be a socialist.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (jDF8P)

185 131 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?
Posted by: Patty at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (1yMs2)

They love you and, cats being cats, they assume that you love dead animals as much as they do. So they give you the most valuable thing they can think of. Bon apetite!

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)

186 So, how many hurricanes are out there, now?

Posted by: Walter at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (1yMs2)

187
Not really. Cats just like killing things. Not
because they're hungry but just for fun. They kill so many things they
run out of places to put them all.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018
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My big black longhaired cat, Wolf, offed one of those little pin-and-black salamanders by ripping one of its legs off, and then left the corpse and leg in the doorway to my bedroom. He's a thug. At least he's a handsome thug.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (/ZWeB)

188 If anyone needs inspiration for a real movie, full of horror and danger along with incredible tenacity. Then imagine yourself a Kiwi cop assigned to the victim identification unit and a DC-10 has just plowed in killing all aboard. In Antarctica on the side of a mountain.

The stuff from the airline pilot can skip. Just focus on the team and try to place yourself in their shoes.

https://youtu.be/z-TZeMpnLoQ?t=19s

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (gPuuk)

189 Jim Carrey has not aged well.
Posted by: Vannah at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (1yMs2)

He was considered good looking once?

Posted by: Traci Lords at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (F4u7C)

190 181
Yes, but I made it past 90. Sucking cock is good for you.

Posted by: Kate Hepburn at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (NFEMn)

It's not the sucking as much as it is the swallowing.

Posted by: Traci Lords at September 11, 2018
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Pikers.

Posted by: Jayden James and Nikki Rhodes at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (/ZWeB)

191 Madonna is the only one that's moved, so far. She went to Spain. Don't think she's renounced her citizenship, however. The only one that did that was Tina Turner, but don't know that she used Trump as a reason.
Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 02:56 PM (F4u7C)

I wonder why she didn't move to her adopted children's homeland? Africa.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (9BLnV)

192 Carrey's just trying to bring back his cred, because when he was starting to have difficulty he started to pray, and pray freely. THAT'S when Hollywood dumped him.

I would say based on his behavior in the last year he's decided his faith isn't worth fame, so he's ditching in and paddling as fast as he can for the far left lane of the wastewater treatment plant known as Entertainment.

Posted by: someone random at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (6FY0P)

193 I recall that one way the 1993-94 Hillary Care plan was going to reduce spending was by reducing the number of specialists, since they charge more than general practitioners and internal medicine doctors.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (UFyv9)

194 [io]So, how many hurricanes are out there, now?
Posted by: Walter at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (1yMs2)

3 in the Atlantic, a few in the Pacific and one twirling around near the Sea of Japan.

Global Warmening!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (F4u7C)

195 170 I'd be surprised if Celine Dion shared his sentiments.
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She was on TV during the Katrina lootings, telling everyone about these innocent poor people who should just be allowed to have those big screen TVs they were stealing.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2018 03:00 PM (vg8iE)

She probably thought they had bread inside the tvs

Posted by: josephistan at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (7HtZB)

196 OT - Current CNN Headline

House Republican, without evidence, suggests new texts show misconduct of former FBI officials.

Without evidence? What do you call FBI emails submitted to Congress from the DOJ?

The phrase we all need to learn is *FBI Media Leak Strategy* - as named by Agent Strozk.

Every politician asked by the media about anything to do with the Russia Witch-hunt needs to retort with these questions:
* What do you and/or your senior management know about the FBI Media Leak Strategy?
* Has your organization participated in the FBI Media Leak Strategy?
* Has your organization reported on anything to your audience about the FBI Media Leak Strategy?
* Can you suggest any way in which the words FBI Media Leak Strategy are not prima facie evidence of FBI-media collusion to influence public perception about the investigation into Russian influence on the Trump campaign??

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (9XKEe)

197 Spencer liked cock as much as Katherine did.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

And Katherine probably liked pussy as much as Spencer did.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (9BLnV)

198 195.
Poutine. That degenerate milk-bagging snow-frog is a causus belli since way back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (fA1SL)

199 193 I recall that one way the 1993-94 Hillary Care plan was going to reduce spending was by reducing the number of specialists, since they charge more than general practitioners and internal medicine doctors.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 03:04 PM (UFyv9)

Fewer oncologists means more people die from cancer which means less health care spending. Brilliant!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (NWiLs)

200 I can't wait for the new Jim Carrey special series on CNN about the true state of Socialism in the world today.

Jim and a camera crew visit Cuba and Venezuela and enjoy the local food, like cat skewers and dandelion tea.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (UsCnO)

I guess you didn't see when bird head Conan O'Brien went to Haiti to show how awesome that place is.....

The left will NEVER admit they're wrong. Ever.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (F4u7C)

201 Madonna is the only one that's moved, so far. She went to Spain. Don't think she's renounced her citizenship, however. The only one that did that was Tina Turner, but don't know that she used Trump as a reason.
Posted by: Sponge

she had already lived in England for years.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018 03:07 PM (Bdeb0)

202 197
Spencer liked cock as much as Katherine did.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)

And Katherine probably liked pussy as much as Spencer did.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018
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Well, then, they had a lot in common.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:07 PM (/ZWeB)

203 Jim Carey hasn't made anything WAS since 1994. So I hguess he is turning into a bitter old man.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 11, 2018 03:07 PM (mpXpK)

204 Good to see you Ace. Hope all is well.

Posted by: moki at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (mFoNl)
.............

Don't forget to charge your time to PTO.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 03:08 PM (HgMAr)

205 the American version of socialism will probably rebuild a lot of nice houses on the coast after Florence. "Mandatory evacuation" for S Carolina Shep says.
Trump faced those other major storms right off the bat ... Texas massive flooding, Puerto Rico, and .... umm, Florida I think. Good thing we have a free money machine.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2018 03:08 PM (Cus5s)

206 Saw an Indie postapocalyptic movie with Jim Carrey as a desert drifter. He looked pretty bad. I think its the one with Jon Wick as a 70s style drug dealer guy with a harem.

Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2018 03:08 PM (Z5y53)

207 We're going to need a bigger Pinochet.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 11, 2018 03:08 PM (mv+Oj)

208 My mom has cousins who risked everything to escape communist China after their parents were executed by the ruling party. They lived in horrible conditions in refugee camps before my Mom sponsored them to the US, where they tasted freedom for the first time. I often wondered why they risked their lives to escape a communist paradise like China. Yeah, let's give this a try. GFY, Carrey.

Posted by: rockysan at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (/QpMs)

209 Most celebs are retards.

Jim Carey damn lost his mind.

I blame his Andy Kaufman movie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (bcbK8)

210 I saw Carrey on some TV show recently. His whacked out schtick is beyond old and pathetic. Not funny, not smart, and I would wager a bet that he is on some serious drugs.

Jim, you can mail me a check for 1 million large anytime.

Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

211 So, was Katherine Hepburn really a man? Is that why she always covered her neck? to hide the Adam's Apple?

Posted by: Xavier at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (1yMs2)

212 one of my relatives had a cat that would leave squirrel heads on the porch, which on balance was a good thing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (UFyv9)

213 131 - My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

They don't see you catching anything and think you cant take care of yourself.

Posted by: Steve #2 at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (LSJmV)

214
OT - Current CNN Headline

House Republican, without evidence, suggests new texts show misconduct of former FBI officials.

I'm old enough to remember when news organizations would search for evidence themselves and not wait for somebody to hand it to them on a sliver platter

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (TAmPV)

215 211
So, was Katherine Hepburn really a man? Is that why she always covered her neck? to hide the Adam's Apple?

Posted by: Xavier at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (1yMs2)

No, not a man. Just preferred the fish taco to the bratwurst.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

216 Sure. Let's start in Union friendly Hollywood first. No actor shall be paid more for a role than any other, this includes extras (the people in the background of a scene). Because equality!

If that works, we can look into other professions.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (p0nVR)

217 Yes, but I made it past 90. Sucking cock is good for you.

Posted by: Kate Hepburn at September 11, 2018 02:59 PM (NFEMn)

It's not the sucking as much as it is the swallowing.

Posted by: Traci Lords at September 11, 2018
=========

Well, then, to infinity and beyond!!!!

Posted by: Shep! at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (vg8iE)

218 Well that's settled. If a cock smoker like Carrey says socialism is the way to go, I'm in. Dude is wicked smaht.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (KP5rU)

219 he was funny on in living color.

he was good in a couple of late 90s early 2000s dramatic roles.

haven't seen anything he's done since then.

and that's why his career is dying. you'd think he'd b more concerned about living after the new money stops rolling in.

but I have yet to see any of the assholes actually fully embrace socialism and move to one of their paradises and become a commoner.

they typically imagine themselves as part of the ruling class when they espouse this kind of bullshit.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (8D42x)

220 Why doesnt Carrey carry his sorry ass back up to Canada?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (xP7rZ)

221 Robin Williams was always annoying to me. He and Jim Carrey have that in common.

Posted by: Yuri at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (1yMs2)

222 There is more stasis and stratification under socialism. It works to the advantage of fuckers like Carrey and Maher.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (ZOKGI)

223 If Sorbo, Chuck Woolery and Mike Rowe teamed up to do a documentary on tuna canning, I'll take off work to see it.

Posted by: doomed at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (Jw4ci)

224 House Republican, without evidence, suggests new texts show misconduct of former FBI officials.
========

Wouldn't the texts themselves be the evidence?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

225 Not to be Debbie Downer,
but I woke this morning to the sound of a girl in hysterics in our apartment complex, apparently her grandmother died and she discovered her. Please pray for the family.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (yScAF)

226 I often wondered why they risked their lives to
escape a communist paradise like China. Yeah, let's give this a try.
GFY, Carrey.

Posted by: rockysan at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (/QpMs)

This is all I could think about when Baracky O'Cracky was elected. "Where are the political refugees going to escape to??". My family were economic refugees, which is bad. But those escaping communist or socialist hellholes really do represent the reality of American exceptionalism.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:12 PM (DJFLF)

227 No, not a man. Just preferred the fish taco to the bratwurst.
Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

Interesting metaphor.

Posted by: Zoe at September 11, 2018 03:13 PM (1yMs2)

228 225 - awful. Prayers up.

Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 03:13 PM (oiNtH)

229 Isn't it cute Jim Carrey thinks his $150 million is safe from redistribution? He's a has-been jumping on the Hate Trump bandwagon to get attention.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (2NqXo)

230 The Internet rage mob is now after Norm MacDonald. If this gets his new Netflix show cancelled I'm gonna be pissed.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (ZGrMX)

231 215 211
So, was Katherine Hepburn really a man? Is that why she always covered her neck? to hide the Adam's Apple?

Posted by: Xavier at September 11, 2018 03:09 PM (1yMs2)

No, not a man. Just preferred the fish taco to the bratwurst.
Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (DJFLF)

There are some pics of her where she's dressed like a man, hair slicked back and everything. Apparently it was her preferred way of dressing off-camera.

Had a thing for brunette rent girls, if rumor is to be believed. Doesn't mean she didn't have something going with Spencer Tracy, but she was not just 50/50 bi.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

232 Frenetic physical humor is annoying and tiresome.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (2LelM)

233 *calls cave diver pedophile*

Somebody stop me!

*smokes joint*

Sssssmokin'!

Posted by: The Musk at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (/qEW2)

234 I often wondered why they risked their lives to
escape a communist paradise like China.

-----------

China? What about Canada.

Is there any reason to take in any more Canucks? Haven't we already taken all the good ones like Gretzsky, Thicke, ... ?

Posted by: SH at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (sX1BW)

235 House Republican, without evidence, suggests new texts show misconduct of former FBI officials.
========

Wouldn't the texts themselves be the evidence?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (vg8iE)

HUSH!!!!!

Posted by: The Media Machine - On Spin Cycle at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (F4u7C)

236 223 If Sorbo, Chuck Woolery and Mike Rowe teamed up to do a documentary on tuna canning, I'll take off work to see it.
Posted by: doomed at September 11, 2018 03:11 PM (Jw4ci)

They could call it Blood on the Tuna or Hell-Chicken of the Sea or something and feature swords in the canning process.

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

237 /Off Sock

Hey, y'all!

How are yew!

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (1yMs2)

238 226. Let's just go ahead and remind everybody that this place is the Last Redoubt, and that the communications, financial, cultural, and government nodes are largely in enemy hands. We have nowhere else to go.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

239 131 - My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

Here I am, out busting my tail to rustle you up some grub while you lounge around all day, and this is the thanks I get?

Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:15 PM (5jVnA)

240 Sure. Let's start in Union friendly Hollywood first. No actor shall be paid more for a role than any other, this includes extras (the people in the background of a scene). Because equality!

If that works, we can look into other professions.
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 11, 2018 03:10 PM (p0nVR)

How about they earn what their characters earn? If they play a cop they earn what a cop earns. When they play a bum they earn what a bum earns. If they play the king of Rohan they get paid in horses.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 11, 2018 03:15 PM (nBr1j)

241 >> @87...."They all moved out of the socialist paradise [of Canada] for "greener" pastures. And by green, I mean filthy lucre."

Peter Jennings belongs on that list too.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (2qRYz)

242 We have nowhere else to go.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

That simplifies things.

Posted by: Zombie Chesty Puller at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (5jVnA)

243 Jim Carrey should be a Pinata on Better Call Saul.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

244 Here I am, out busting my tail to rustle you up some grub while you lounge around all day, and this is the thanks I get?
Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:15 PM (5jVnA)

Who you foolin? The domestic house cat is one of the laziest animals on earth.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (F4u7C)

245 ...."They all moved out of the socialist paradise [of Canada] for "greener" pastures. And by green, I mean filthy lucre."

Peter Jennings belongs on that list too.
========

And the late Margot Kidder

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (vg8iE)

246 243
Jim Carrey should be a Pinata on Better Call Saul.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

THAT was funny. Good episode.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (8iiMU)

247 Who you foolin? The domestic house cat is one of the laziest animals on earth.
Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (F4u7C)

That is the fault of their overly attentive staff.

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (1yMs2)

248 Sounds like bullshit.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 03:01 PM (NFEMn)
**************************
Mitch is trying to raise money, Drudge is turned to the left somewhat and click bait. Don't be sick over something that is ultimately beyond your control. Go out and vote and encourage your friends and family to vote for the Rs even if they hate the party, because if we lose both houses Trump will be impeached and there will be non stop investigations of him. And of course, if you're a person who prays, PRAY!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (AllCR)
***************************

I think it's time to start saying an extra Rosary!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (hECVl)

249 Nobody ever moves to a socialist state as says.

F@ck Yeah I'm here!

The always move to where they can make mooolah and then cry for the socialism.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (ymnmz)

250 242. Yup. We know where they are, which is one of those crucial data-points.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (fA1SL)

251 223 If Sorbo, Chuck Woolery and Mike Rowe teamed up to do a documentary on tuna canning, I'll take off work to see it.

I love films about tuna, and Spencer never misses a Hercules flick.

Posted by: Katherine Hepburn at September 11, 2018 03:18 PM (Xnqom)

252 Who you foolin? The domestic house cat is one of the laziest animals on earth.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (F4u7C)

We are nocturnal, fool. I will kill you in your sleep for your insolence.

Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:18 PM (5jVnA)

253 Hey Jim can we use Canada as our Siberia?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 11, 2018 03:18 PM (ymnmz)

254 the true test would be for California to have a top tax income tax rate of, say, 75 percent on anything over a million dollars a year. Let's see how many celebrities move and start making their movies elsewhere.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (UFyv9)

255 We are nocturnal, fool. I will kill you in your sleep for your insolence.
Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:18 PM (5jVnA)

Yeah, as you roam around at night and find a new place to sleep.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (F4u7C)

256 IIRC.... wasn't it Martin Short from SNL, who's Hepburn imitation was freakin' PERFECT!?

And he tore her "persona" up in those skits, too.

You toob still got 'em, or ???

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (QzJWU)

257 238 226. Let's just go ahead and remind everybody that this place is the Last Redoubt, and that the communications, financial, cultural, and government nodes are largely in enemy hands. We have nowhere else to go.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:15 PM (fA1SL)

Until space colonization begins, and we can leave the totalitarians on Earth, this is all we have.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (J+mig)

258 Who you foolin? The domestic house cat is one of the laziest animals on earth.
Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:16 PM (F4u7C)

Sponge - My grandmother once let a feral cat live in her barn. She used to put food out for it, and one day she told me not to feed it because it wasn't catching mice. Within 24 hrs there were three mice in its bowl. There is some truth to your statement.

Posted by: Steve #2 at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (LSJmV)

259
I think it's time to #FightForFifteen in Hollywood. Pay all the starving minor actors, key grips, etc at least fifteen thousand dollars per episode. Redistribute the money away from the 'star' actors to the 'little people'.

I'm sure this is a concept the 'stars' can get behind.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (LOgQ4)

260 Chickenado?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (gPuuk)

261 Yeah, as you roam around at night and find a new place to sleep.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (F4u7C)

We do not sleep. We wait.

Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (5jVnA)

262 257. Hmm.....there is another way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (fA1SL)

263 Nobody ever moves to a socialist state as says.

F@ck Yeah I'm here!

The always move to where they can make mooolah and then cry for the socialism.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

F those racist dicks. NO ONE ever says they are moving to brown Mexico. They all say they are moving to lily white Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (rIQuo)

264 Hey Jim can we use Canada as our Siberia?

---------------

We should just use it as our second Alaska to replace the Alaska that became a state in the 50's.

Posted by: SH at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (sX1BW)

265 Oh his kind will definitely make sure there will be socialism, just not the kind he thinks. When people finally get tired of the wealthy elite pushing them around, and fire up the torches and pitchforks, I'm pretty sure his wealth will get redistributed, as in some running off with the TV's, or paintings, cars, jewelry, etc. Sound good Jim?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 11, 2018 03:21 PM (9Om/r)

266 257. Off-world colonization is the final stage of GECSPLAN. Shall I sign you up for the newsletter?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:21 PM (fA1SL)

267 The tub will leak. It's not a good way to store water, unless you have a container in the tub to put it in .

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (JKNZq)

268 ...."They all moved out of the socialist paradise [of Canada] for "greener" pastures. And by green, I mean filthy lucre."

Pamela Anderson
Avril Lavigne
Celine Dion
Dan Aykroyd
Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (Bdeb0)

269 Sponge - My grandmother once let a feral cat live in her barn. She used to put food out for it, and one day she told me not to feed it because it wasn't catching mice. Within 24 hrs there were three mice in its bowl. There is some truth to your statement.
Posted by: Steve #2 at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (LSJmV)

My FIL has a cat. He feeds it, but it's an outdoor cat. It lives under the house. It "allowed" a mangy possum to move in under the house. Wife had to shoot it cuz the cat didn't do crap about it.

Posted by: Sponge at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (F4u7C)

270 Somebody really should make a holster for Dixie cups.

Posted by: Sean Penn at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (HiLJ1)

271 229
Isn't it cute Jim Carrey thinks his $150 million is safe from
redistribution? He's a has-been jumping on the Hate Trump bandwagon to
get attention.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (2NqXo)

Woo woo here come the Jim Carrey hate train!

WOOOOOOO! woooooooooooo!

Posted by: Drew Cary at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (ymnmz)

272 The best way to keep Canadian's away from you, which I highly recommend, is to open carry. They hate open carry.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (r9UYA)

273 He said, 'He lies. He says one thing

and then says the opposite.'

I said, 'Yeah, I agree he exaggerates,

but you know there is a lot of bluster and that is his style.

However, I know he loves America.'

He said, 'No he doesn't.'

I was stunned. I asked, 'What do you

mean?'

He said, 'He is in with Russia.'
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8iiMU)
--------------------------------

I have regular "interactions" with people I have known for decades who are like this. In the past, we have disagreed on different candidates and issues, but these days, some people have bit hard on the Leftist, anti-Trump propaganda.

And it is propaganda. When the CNN / MSLSD reporting falsehoods and non-facts, I get texts along the line of "The End IS NEAR!" from them. Like clockwork.

The actions of the press to continue this propaganda has hurt the country immensely. I see it first hand every day. I have changed my talk patterns and subjects that I am willing to discuss with strangers. It is sad.

I've been around a while, so I have a knowledge of what America is all about. The teens and 20-somethings, I feel bad for them to have to grow up in a world where most of the colleges are anti-Constitutional and anti-American history. They are not even getting a chance to grow up without getting brainwashed.

As Kreplach (sp?) says, "we aren't voting our way out of this". Sadly, I agree. And the filtering should begin at the universities. That is where the cancer congregates.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (UsCnO)

274 I want to keep Mark Steyn tho.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:23 PM (dPd5y)

275 It's been 40 minutes, where is the new thread?

I'm trying to keep up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (UsCnO)

276
Isn't Jim Carrey Canadian?

Posted by: Grace at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (1yMs2)

Yes, unfortunately. But it's none of my doing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (iwUO9)

277
We do not sleep. We wait.
Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (5jVnA)

Maybe he's allergic to you.

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (1yMs2)

278 Memba when it was funny that I could mock of trannies and retards for a living.

Smell ya later.

Posted by: Jim Carey at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

279 Now they are doing Psy-Ops about the midterms, I'm convinced. The Dems might take the House, but whatever edge they have now is not insurmountable; now they are claiming the Senate is in play too? I think they are aiming to discourage Trump-supporters. I can't see how the Democrats are appealing to anyone but their rabid base.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (NFEMn)

280 274. Nobody said we wouldn't have Hiwis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (fA1SL)

281 We are nocturnal, fool. I will kill you in your sleep for your insolence.
Posted by: Patty Kitty at September 11, 2018 03:18 PM (5jVnA)

Cats are crepuscular.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (/qEW2)

282 275 It's been 40 minutes, where is the new thread?

I'm trying to keep up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (UsCnO)

Bathroom Break?

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (1yMs2)

283 anyway all the already rich,
1 want to keep everyone else from getting up by redistributing the little guys wealth.

they think they can keep their own because 'special'

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (dPd5y)

284 I want to keep Mark Steyn tho.

-----------

He's added to the Gretsky list.

Posted by: SH at September 11, 2018 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

285 171 Why aren't shorts half the price of pants?

extra labor to cut and hem the legs. same reason those fashionable pants with the holes in them cost extra.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2018 03:25 PM (NmR1a)

286 ok fine, we'll keep AOP and Mark Steyn.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:25 PM (dPd5y)

287 And it is propaganda. When the CNN / MSLSD reporting falsehoods and non-facts, I get texts along the line of "The End IS NEAR!" from them. Like clockwork.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Keep rubbing their noses in it.

"Well? Where is it??"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 03:25 PM (rIQuo)

288 I think it's time to start saying an extra Rosary!
Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 03:17 PM (hECVl)

I'm not Catholic, although I sometimes say the the Mercy Chaplet of St Faustina. You could join the RC's doing the rosary M-F which started August 15th and is running through October 7th at 11:10 a.m. You can find details at website church militant.com and click on the banner on top that says "Resistance".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)

289 Ah o good i'm glad for the reminder.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:26 PM (dPd5y)

290 262 257. Hmm.....there is another way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (fA1SL)

Earth is finite. Space, as far as we can tell, isn't. Let them fight over the Earth and its dwindling resources, and fantasize about saving it when the sun's expansion will render that a moot point in a few million years.

The survival of the species depends on us getting off Earth and learning to live and work in space, and if we can quarantine the totalitarians on this doomed mudball, our future will be brighter still.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 11, 2018 03:26 PM (J+mig)

291 288 Rosary said -11:10 EST

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:26 PM (AllCR)

292 If it wasn't for us, the USA, Carrey would be living in West Russia.

Posted by: klaftern at September 11, 2018 03:26 PM (RuIsu)

293 When you give every penny you'll ever have to the Government then I'll take you seriously. Otherwise Jim Carey: Fuck You!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 11, 2018 03:26 PM (8Ls/+)

294 165 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

it isn't a gift. it's a warning

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)

295 266 257. Off-world colonization is the final stage of GECSPLAN. Shall I sign you up for the newsletter?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:21 PM (fA1SL)

Hmm... Interesting.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (J+mig)

296 213
131 - My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

They don't see you catching anything and think you cant take care of yourself.

Posted by: Steve #2 at September 11, 2018
*
*
I've read that as well . . . which conflicts with the idea that they see us as like their mothers (source of comfort and food). The kittens don't teach Mom how to hunt, it's the other way around.

"Showing off," I think, might make the most sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (/ZWeB)

297 Isn't Jim Carrey Canadian?

Posted by: Grace at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (1yMs2)

Yes, unfortunately. But it's none of my doing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (iwUO9)

You could have interrupted the parents just before conception
by banging on the door and then giving them a condom. There's always more you could have done.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (/qEW2)

298 Dear Jim:

I am a Socialist(tm), So Give Me All Your Money and Get Your Ass Into The Lime Pit!

Cordially,

Sharkman

PS: Yes, this is EXACTLY how it works.

PPS: Fuck you, Jim, you Wrecker, Reactionary, Kulak, Running Dog, Capitalist Pig

PPPS: Are you having fun yet, Jim?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (BfOXk)

299 Anyone on a well and potentially in the path of Florence, fill up a

Rubbermaid with water today. Worst case you have to dump out a

rubbermaid filled with water. Best case you've got a rubbermaid filled

with water when your power goes out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (oNuis)

Could you use a vinyl geek instead?
Seriously, though, good advice. Fill bathtubs, fill any large useful contaners with water. To wash, to flush the toilet, even to fight fire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2018 03:28 PM (iwUO9)

300 As I recall Jim Carrey was the funniest white guy on In Living Color. As I recall he was the only white guy on In Living Color.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 03:28 PM (2LelM)

301 Are we sure Ace is alive?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 11, 2018 03:28 PM (xQfPr)

302 As Kreplach (sp?) says, "we aren't voting our way out of this". Sadly, I agree. And the filtering should begin at the universities. That is where the cancer congregates.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (UsCnO)

"We ain't voting our way out of this" has been here a long time.

Used to be a banning offense. I shit you not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 03:28 PM (fiGNd)

303 Why aren't shorts half the price of pants?

extra labor to cut and hem the legs. same reason those fashionable pants with the holes in them cost extra.
Posted by: Anachronda

Yeah. All 1/10 of a cent per hundred pairs. Thanks to Nike sweatshop pay.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 03:28 PM (rIQuo)

304 Kurt Schlichter said something along the lines of, "I rather bleed out on a hot pile of brass than live under your Socialism."

I feel exactly the same way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 11, 2018 03:28 PM (xfb67)

305 Isn't it cute Jim Carrey thinks his $150 million is safe from
redistribution? He's a has-been jumping on the Hate Trump bandwagon to
get attention.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 03:14 PM (2NqXo)
............

Maybe we should eliminate five zeros from your wealth, eh Jim?

Posted by: Senor Maduro eating an empanada at September 11, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

306 ha ha, the Cat isn't bringing You a gift, It's bringing You a suggestion for what It considers a Real meal.

dumb humans, how many times do we have to do this!?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:29 PM (dPd5y)

307 290 The survival of the species depends on us getting off Earth and learning to live and work in space, and if we can quarantine the totalitarians on this doomed mudball, our future will be brighter still.

and we can always send expeditions home to liberate critical resources that cannot be found in the oort cloud, such as cow rectums.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 11, 2018 03:29 PM (NmR1a)

308 Does your water go off when the power goes out?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (oVJmc)

It sure does if you are on a well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2018 03:29 PM (iwUO9)

309 Q: What did Socialists use before candles?

A: Electricity

Get it?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 11, 2018 03:30 PM (xfb67)

310 >>Could you use a vinyl geek instead?
Seriously, though, good advice.
Fill bathtubs, fill any large useful contaners with water. To wash, to
flush the toilet, even to fight fire.

We have a couple of Bathtub Bobs in our SHTF supplies.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)

311 Cats to their pet; Look I bring you a bird, I bring you a rabbit, I bring you a squirrel, all you bring me is this chitty canned mystery meat in a can!

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:31 PM (dPd5y)

312 I will be forever thankful to Canada for giving us Pamela Anderson Boat Porn. Tommy Lee is major league, but dumb as a stump. Not smart like Pamela.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 03:31 PM (2LelM)

313 288 Rosary said -11:10 EST

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:26 PM (AllCR)
********************
Thank you!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 03:31 PM (hECVl)

314 We may not be voting our way out of this, but the "burning times" will come a hell of a lot sooner if the Congress becomes completely Democrat controlled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)

315 298
Dear Jim:

I am a Socialist(tm), So Give Me All Your Money and Get Your Ass Into The Lime Pit!

Cordially,

Sharkman

PS: Yes, this is EXACTLY how it works.

PPS: Fuck you, Jim, you Wrecker, Reactionary, Kulak, Running Dog, Capitalist Pig

PPPS: Are you having fun yet, Jim?

Posted by: Sharkman at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (BfOXk)

Hello Jim,

We are here form the Revolutionary Redistribution Committee

It has been determined that your Malibu home can comfortably house these 25 undocumented residents of this address.
Here is a refrigerator box. You and Yenny MaCarthy can share it down by the beech. No not Jenny, Yenny is the 40 year old crack ho who uses Jenny's SSN to get government cheese.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (ymnmz)

316 aso remember what is in your hot water tank is good still if you run out of other water sources.

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (dPd5y)

317 You can find details at website church militant.com and click on the banner on top that says "Resistance".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:25 PM (AllCR)
We need to pray for the purging of the evildoers from Rome.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (DJFLF)

318 Keep a few bottle gallons of water always. Even city water can get contaminated from pipe breaks.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (T4oHT)

319 Carrey has gone completely off the deep end. Yahoo is always pimping his paintings that look like a 6 year old with no talent painted them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 11, 2018 03:33 PM (OLCnA)

320 268
...."They all moved out of the socialist paradise [of Canada] for "greener" pastures. And by green, I mean filthy lucre."

Pamela Anderson

Avril Lavigne

Celine Dion

Dan Aykroyd

Ryan Reynolds

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018
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I knew about Dion and Aykroyd, but not Avril Lavigne. (If there was ever a girl who on looks alone was born to play the role of the jailbait daughter . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:34 PM (/ZWeB)

321 Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 03:31 PM (hECVl)

You're welcome; I knew nothing about that site (I don't know any conservative RC sites except for National Catholic Register. It was a RC woman from Texas (TCM?) who recommended it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)

322 131 - My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?
____________________________________

They are sending you a message.

You're next.

Posted by: Lucca Brazzi at September 11, 2018 03:35 PM (vbJig)

323 And as for Jim F-king Carey socialism is only little people,not the socialists

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 03:35 PM (T4oHT)

324 osted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (DJFLF)

I believe they are doing that too. Their site has a lot of articles the subject (the crisis in the church) anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:35 PM (AllCR)

325 So do you fill the Rubbermaid with toilet water?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2018 03:35 PM (hqZPQ)

326 306
ha ha, the Cat isn't bringing You a gift, It's bringing You a suggestion for what It considers a Real meal.

dumb humans, how many times do we have to do this!?

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018
*
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I can't tell you how glad I am that Arizona, my big red Maine Coon mix, completely devoured his kills. You know those BIG cockroaches . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (/ZWeB)

327 Did someone say fill a maid?

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (ymnmz)

328 Speaking of Hollyweird socialists, didja see that, first, man of the people Michael Moore stiffed his ex-wife of her share of movie profits and now when he has refused to pay his bills for the movie, he's being sued by Boston Light and Sound and he insults them?

https://bit.ly/2x30oF9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)

329 It would sure be nice is the new threads were posted on a schedule.

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (1yMs2)

330
Stompy Day!

An amusing scene in Doctor Zhivago is when Yuri returns home from the front and finds that the home has been appropriated by the local workers soviet. He manages to keep a straight face as the soviet's scold cites the gross injustices that led to its seizure. At the end of it, with a completely deadpanned expression he replied, "Yes, comrade, that seems more just."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

331 Could you use a vinyl geek instead?
Seriously, though, good advice.

Fill bathtubs, fill any large useful contaners with water. To wash, to

flush the toilet, even to fight fire.

We have a couple of Bathtub Bobs in our SHTF supplies.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2018 03:30 PM

---

We used to use empty plastic cat litter containers, the big ones for water when the power was out. Went through two hurricanes and those things saved our butts when we needed water to flush the toilets.

We had a dozen of them stacked in the basement ready to fill in case of bad weather.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2018 03:37 PM (JUOKG)

332 We have a couple of Bathtub Bobs in our SHTF supplies.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 11, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)

Water Bobs are what they are called, if someone is searching for them online. But those are mainly to preserve the potable quality of the water. If worried about drain leakage, throw some duct tape over the drain, which duct tape should be in your storm supplies, anyway.

If you are worried about drinking this water, you are not thirsty enough. And you can always boil it with your backup cooking method.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 03:37 PM (5jVnA)

333 I will say this about Carrey. He was one of the best impressionist I've ever seen. His face was like rubber and he could mold it into the faces of the voices he was impersonating. His style eventually became Robin Williams on methamphetamine. I have to agree that he is posturing as a socialist/leftist now because his career is in the toilet. Like Michael Rapaport, Tom Arnold, Robert De Niro, Kathy Griffin, and others that have decided that any publicity is good publicity. They don't really care about anything but themselves. It's just another acting gig.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 03:37 PM (9BLnV)

334 You know, my mom miscarried because she caught German measles...I don't know how much influence he had on his goofy ex-wife, but the anti-vax movement is ground enough for deportation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (hqZPQ)

335 yeah I'm sure Fire Marshal Bill is going to give up his millions for 'socailism'

Posted by: Lumbersexual hiding in target womens restroom at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (S6ciR)

336 I guess Jim Carrey got tired of people going to his movies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (vbJig)

337 330

Stompy Day!

An amusing scene in Doctor Zhivago is when Yuri returns home
from the front and finds that the home has been appropriated by the
local workers soviet. He manages to keep a straight face as the soviet's
scold cites the gross injustices that led to its seizure. At the end of
it, with a completely deadpanned expression he replied, "Yes, comrade,
that seems more just."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (pNxlR)

That scene is burned in my memory from when I was like 12 years old when I first saw that movie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (ymnmz)

338 I stopped being a Carrey fan when he came out against the Second Amendment. As far as I'm concerned, he can eat shit and die in a fire!

Posted by: Bill R. at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (IuYIh)

339
It would sure be nice is the new threads were posted on a schedule.

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM (1yMs2)

They are at hotair.com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (wYseH)

340
Carrey is a Socialist Poseur. Apply the rules to thee, but not to me.

Rich running dogs are first up against the wall, comes the revolution, Jimmy ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (pNxlR)

341 So, does Jim Carrey have an O-1 visa ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM (e8kgV)

342 325
So do you fill the Rubbermaid with toilet water?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2018 03:35 PM (hqZPQ)

A straw.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 03:39 PM (5jVnA)

343 the juice weasel is funny though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFpswXWA-LU

Posted by: Lumbersexual hiding in target womens restroom at September 11, 2018 03:39 PM (S6ciR)

344 He said, 'He lies. He says one thing
and then says the opposite.'

I said, 'Yeah, I agree he exaggerates,
but you know there is a lot of bluster and that is his style.
However, I know he loves America.'

He said, 'No he doesn't.'
...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:58 PM (8iiMU)

At that point I would have said, "He lies? You mean like 'If you like your plan you can keep it'"? Rather than be on the defensive, it would be better to show how Obama hates America, and that even if "Russian collusion" were true, that would still be preferable to the fate that Democrats have in mind for America.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 03:39 PM (/qEW2)

345 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Ryan Gosling
Kristin Kreuk
Nickelback
Rachelle LeFevre-Hot ginger
Shannon Tweed
Sarah McLachlan

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)

346 I stopped being a Carrey fan when he came out
against the Second Amendment. As far as I'm concerned, he can eat shit
and die in a fire!

Posted by: Bill R. at September 11, 2018 03:38 PM

---

Remember he is a Canadian, they ain't got a second amendment, just sayin.........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (JUOKG)

347 Hurricane water...it's got what crops need.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (hqZPQ)

348 Like any nation, Canada has its good, decent folk (most Canucks, especially our Canadian hordelings) and its ass-munching cockholsters (the aforementioned Jim Carrey). The problem, of course, is that the ass-munchers are louder than the decent folk.

(I like most Canadians, except for the Canadian lefties. But it still takes me a while to get used to calling round ham "bacon.")

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

349 It would sure be nice is the new threads were posted on a schedule.
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:36 PM

To easy to get firsts, this way it keeps morons on their toes

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (T4oHT)

350 O-1 visa is an non-immigrant visa for outstanding
aliens with extraordinary ability to do specialized work in the United
States, in the fields of sciences, arts, athletics, education, and
business. As a a basic requirement, a job offer from a U.S. employer is
needed to apply for an O-1 visa.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (e8kgV)

351 Did someone say Rubber maid?

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

352 Hi CharlieBrown'sDildo,

How did you come up with that nic? I always wondered.

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (1yMs2)

353 347 Hurricane water...it's got what crops need.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (hqZPQ)

Electrolytes!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 03:41 PM (NWiLs)

354 Carrey has gone completely off the deep end. Yahoo is always pimping his paintings that look like a 6 year old with no talent painted them

-
Religion of Peace actually means religion of hatred and violence.

Party of peace, love, and understanding actually means means party of hatred.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 11, 2018 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)

355 #321

TCM is from the great state of Alaska, not the great state of Texas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2018 03:41 PM (AllCR)

356 348.
#NotAllLeafs - but most of them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 03:41 PM (fA1SL)

357 There is exactly one country in the world with American values, and lately that's debatable.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 11, 2018 03:42 PM (koNhm)

358 Ryan Gosling

Kristin Kreuk

Nickelback

Rachelle LeFevre-Hot ginger

Shannon Tweed

Sarah McLachlan

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 11, 2018
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Shannon Tweed and Kristin Kreuk . . . mmm . . . And I looked up Rachelle. Good description.

(Sarah McLachlan? Isn't she that girl who is always doing those abandoned/abused animal PSAs?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2018 03:42 PM (/ZWeB)

359 'Dis gun be gud:

Think Progress -

"The Weekly Standard brought its third-party "fact-checking" power to bear against ThinkProgress on Monday, when the outlet determined a ThinkProgress story about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was "false," a category defined by Facebook to indicate "the primary claim(s) in this content are factually inaccurate."

...

Facebook's notification regarding our piece on Kavanaugh and Roe v. Wade effectively warned outlets not to share ThinkProgress content or risk censorship themselves. One group emailed ThinkProgress after receiving this notification to say they found it "threatening."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (c07y/)

360 357 There is exactly one country in the world with American values, and lately that's debatable.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 11, 2018 03:42 PM (koNhm)

Czech Republic?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs)

361 It is hard to forgive Canada for Jim Carrey. But giving us William Shatner more than makes up for it.

The "tears of a clown" syndrome that turns so many seemingly joyful comedians completely twisted and bitter in their private life intrigues me. See also politicians.

Posted by: LizLem at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (hvf9s)

362 Keep a few bottle gallons of water always. Even city water can get contaminated from pipe breaks.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 03:32 PM (T4oHT)

Most folks get their water ultimately via a pump run by an electric motor. All the bad sanitary shit starts when the towers and pipes go empty ... a full pipe or tank takes care of a lot of problems.

And water in bottles goes stale over time - but still beats nothing.

Better yet is water filtration ... you can get the Sawyer type stuff for cheap. I've tested them - they work.

I tested them using water that should have sent me to the hospital. Why ? Because if that shit doesn't work ... I really wanted to know while I could still go to a hospital.

My quick look shows that stuff available - today - with overnight shipping.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (fiGNd)

363 Does your water go off when the power goes out?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM

Fill your bathtub before the storm in order to have water to flush your toilet. Make sure you have plenty of drinking water too. When the water comes back on it will not be potable for a number of days.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (IuYIh)

364 @360
Texas.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (koNhm)

365 Nood

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:43 PM (1yMs2)

366 @360
But I get/respect your drift. The former East bloc may yet be the Rome to our Greece.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 11, 2018 03:44 PM (koNhm)

367 Is Rubbermaid one of those new superheroines?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2018 03:44 PM (IqV8l)

368
I'm old enough to remember when news organizations would search for evidence themselves and not wait for somebody to hand it to them on a sliver platter

They are too busy working themselves into a high dudgeon so their performances on their virtue klaxons garner beaucoup likes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2018 03:45 PM (pNxlR)

369 Carrey has gone completely off the deep end. Yahoo is always pimping his paintings that look like a 6 year old with no talent painted them

Would it violate campaign funding laws if we have this idiot to go on tour?

Posted by: Trump in 2020 campaign at September 11, 2018 03:46 PM (SHz3e)

370 Jim is an imbecile. The Democrats HAVE embraced socialism and AREN'T apologizing.

Pull your head out of your Canadian ass, Jimbo.

Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2018 03:46 PM (2Mnv1)

371 Remember he is a Canadian, they ain't got a second amendment, just sayin.........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (JUOKG)

He is welcome to go back to Canada and die there. He doesn't get to tell us how to live our lives.

Posted by: Bill R. at September 11, 2018 03:46 PM (IuYIh)

372 At that point I would have said, "He lies? You mean
like 'If you like your plan you can keep it'"? Rather than be on the
defensive, it would be better to show how Obama hates America, and that
even if "Russian collusion" were true, that would still be preferable to
the fate that Democrats have in mind for America.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 03:39 PM (/qEW2)

Yeah.

I wasn't trying to convert him, but rather elicit from him some actual thought or reason for his views. And of course he had no reason. Also, watching a bunch of tractors go by on a nice sunny day was not the place to get into a political knock down drag out with a stranger.
Oh, I forgot this. He was complaining about people on welfare and how they drive around in Lexus' and pick up their food at charities and all this is at taxpayer expense (Don't try to unpack it - there is a lot wrong with his statement). I introduced him to the term 'FSA' - Free Shit Army.

What is funny is that he was saying a lot of things economically, that were fairly reasonable and conservative, and then he comes up with this Trump hate. I think that is why I was so surprised.
LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 03:47 PM (8iiMU)

373 Ace is in the house

Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2018 03:47 PM (jDF8P)

374 CBD, question for you! I need to ask someone knowledgable about New Jersey some questions. Tourism and historical type stuff. Can I hit you up via email and ask them?

Posted by: LizLem at September 11, 2018 03:47 PM (hvf9s)

375 Ooh I Willow'd the thread! Nice.

Posted by: LizLem at September 11, 2018 03:47 PM (hvf9s)

376 263---F those racist dicks. NO ONE ever says they are moving to brown Mexico. They all say they are moving to lily white Canada.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 03:20 PM (rIQuo)
--------------------------
Actually, quite a few Americans do move to Mexico --- to lily white communities (either Mexican, Anglo, or mixed) with brown servants working at slave wages.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 11, 2018 03:53 PM (0jtPF)

377 The tub will leak. It's not a good way to store water, unless you have a container in the tub to put it in .

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 11, 2018 03:22 PM (JKNZq)

If you have an older tub with a rubber stopper, instead of one of those chrome lever abortions, it won't leak. Or you could cover the drain with duct tape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2018 03:54 PM (iwUO9)

378 What is funny is that he was saying a lot of things economically, that were fairly reasonable and conservative, and then he comes up with this Trump hate. I think that is why I was so surprised.
LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 03:47 PM (8iiMU)

I keep hoping (believing) the media's influence is declining and that it's only for the sake of "true believers", but it sounds like it's still a significant cause of damage to this country, as you say.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 03:55 PM (/qEW2)

379 My cat just brought me a "present".

Why do they do that?

Posted by: Patty

it isn't a gift. it's a warning
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)

It's intimidation. "Hey, you got some nice hands there. Be a shame if they got ripped to shreds. Like this flyey thing." Cats double as shylock collection agents.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 03:56 PM (9BLnV)

380 Fill your bathtub before the storm in order to have water to flush your toilet. Make sure you have plenty of drinking water too.

And whatever you do don't forget the gin.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2018 03:58 PM (t8kZU)

381 A modest proposal: Why not just call what the US has right now Socialism, and be done with it?

Them: Socialism now!
Us: If we are going to have socialism, we need to reduce government regulation on private enterprise, and strengthen private property rights.
Them: Isn't that like...Capitalism?
Us: No, private enterprise, strong property rights, and a reduction in government regulation of the economy are the three key principles of Socialism.
Them: So we sort of have Socialism right now?
Us: Not quite. Not until we strengthen the right to bear arms, and also promote the right to life of the unborn.
Them: Wait, Socialism is anti-abortion and anti-gun control?
Us: Well, the most pure forms of socialism also have totally privatized health care.
Them: Well, when do we get to take other people's stuff? Pretty certain that Socialism means we get other people's stuff.
Us: Yes, that is true, but only Jim Carrey's stuff. His house is that-a-way.
Them : Yay!

Posted by: Sweet Lou at September 11, 2018 04:13 PM (4DuI9)

382 hey Ace Ventura pet Defective next time you seea a animal make sure its with a man eating tiger up close or if you ever put on that stupid mask go and turn into a Turkey which is a lot like you

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird of 1000 Voices at September 11, 2018 04:18 PM (wGqjj)

383 I just saw a pretty eye-opening youtube vid by Stefan Molyneux where he psychoanalyzes Carrey. Carrey admits that his childhood was f'd up because his mother was a pain killer addict. Thus, he spent his whole like desperately needing attention. On the Maher show, he claims that his mother never had to pay for prescriptions. Maybe if she had she wouldn't have been an addict and his childhood and sanity would have been saved. Carrey is f'd in the head and believes that his experience was normal. He also had a pain killer addicted girlfriend that killed herself. Well worth the watch.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at September 11, 2018 04:23 PM (4YHTV)

384 Apparently Ace Ventura is still talking out of his arse.

Posted by: aelfheld at September 11, 2018 04:32 PM (IxDhF)

385 he called GUN OWNERS as HEARTLESS MOTHER F*****s his movie THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE bombed there are REALY STUPID CELEBERTIES HE IS #1 this idiot cant think when his brain in in his backside and he sits on it everyday

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (wGqjj)

386 He has a beard now. He must be smart.

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at September 11, 2018 08:57 PM (/HPTN)

387 The reason more Canadians more to the States than Americans has more to do with weather.

Posted by: Saskquatch at September 11, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Zxc)

388 He dose art Very crappy art one would not waste spending one red cent on this mindless little flea brained liberal celeberty with the charm of a ell and the cuddliness of a cactus and dumber then a stump

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 12, 2018 12:46 PM (FLiOE)

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