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We are not paying you to take sick days. I am going to need a Dr note.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (dNzKv) 2
Sorry about that.
Posted by: HH at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (mIJBI) 3
I'm going to have to take a half a sick day.
Posted by: Threadwinner! at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (XkVXQ) 4
Hope you feel better soon, Ace.
Posted by: Emmie at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (sY/wL) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (7AQC5) 6
You're the boss. Call it a research and development day.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (d7Ww2) 8
Feel better.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (2NqXo) 9
the football gif on the gorilla thread was funny.
Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (DJFLF) Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (NFEMn) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (8iiMU) 12
Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (pFNVe) Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (rjbMC) 14
Nood. (seriously)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (tu3iY) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (hyuyC) 16
Do what I do on such days.
Call in bored. Bosses always loved that one. Alternatively.... call in dead, and claim your bereavement time. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (QzJWU) 17
So the Beto people rent a VFW hall for a political rally and request the flags to be taken down... Can these people be any more stupid?
Posted by: itsaacookbook at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yPxXc) 18
Feel better soon, Ace.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (z3nSX) 19
Someone put a Men;s Health magazine in the can at work. Had a stoopid article about how to be a hero. I couldn't get through it once they started telling me I needed to put myself in my significant other's shoes, listen to her, and be more sympathetic. Can't help but wonder if there's a similar article in Women's Health...after all, if her man has a much higher chance/probability of committing suicide, wouldn't it be helpful to listen to him or see how he's feeling?
I'm guessing the ladies version is just a lot of "take time for yourself" or "don't be afraid to seek a better man" I'm not a woman hater, I just hate the magazine industry...and the MSM...and the GOPe...and mondays....and clowns Posted by: DocCreep at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (+eMzQ) 20
17 So the Beto people rent a VFW hall for a political rally and request the flags to be taken down... Can these people be any more stupid?
Posted by: itsaacookbook at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yPxXc) --- LOL! Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (z3nSX) 21
Hope you feel better soon Ace.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (kG5hP) 22
Somebody has a bad case of the Mondays.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (5jVnA) 23
Get better ace. Sleep helps.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR) 24
Nood stompage.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (5jVnA) 25
If-a you's a half-a sick, y'better quarantine that-a side so the other side don't get-a sick, too.
Posted by: dr chico webworker - tickling the 88s at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (Yf6eY) 26
Hope you get to feeling better, ace...
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (oiwwc) 27
I put Jim Carey in the Three Stooges category. Physical stupid humor. Jim should be smart like the Stooges and not give sermons.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (2LelM) 28
For Ace, what's the difference between a half day and a full day off?
Posted by: Moron Pundit at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (xeeHA) 29
Praying for a quick recovery
Posted by: N at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (rYMVB) 30
take care, Ace, get better sleep and drink more water.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (d7Ww2) 31
For Ace, what's the difference between a half day and a full day off?
No hobo hunting on half days, and only a half ration of Valu-Rite. Posted by: Basement Cat at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (3C9q2) 32
Front half or back half?
Posted by: OCBill at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (jHjpQ) 33
Don't forget to take a week off every once in a while. We'll be sad but you need to!
Posted by: Erik L at September 11, 2018 03:13 PM (KyrNu) 34
Get well, soon, Ace. Sending you some chicken noodle soup through the USB port.
Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (1yMs2) 35
Barometric pressure?
Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2018 03:21 PM (Sp1NT) 36
Get better soon Ace!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (8Ls/+) 37
Chicken soup, citrus fruits, and delicious, delicious tears of your enemies.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (koNhm) 38
Exactly how much PTO does Ace get?
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 11, 2018 03:54 PM (neVm7) 39
With all due respect, and with a damned hurricane baring down on us (the East Coast), well hell, ace: you damn well better take a couple of sick days! It's okay. We get it. Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Z2PYk) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0102 seconds. |
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