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Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2) 2
OMFG!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2018 03:50 PM (d7Ww2) 3
Yes we are!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (I16G8) 4
Obama be praised!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (KUaJL) 6
Kansas: Yep, nothing's the matter with me!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI) 7
I keep telling those dummies they're voting against their own interests!! Can't they listen?!
Posted by: Teh Donkey at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (JVEmw) 8
AND, I read the content!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (d7Ww2) 9
But Pelosi said they still can't get enough workers to help clean up all those crumbs.
Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (Rr52g) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (gHuUY) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (6qErC) 13
Yes, some fucking dumbass punk suggested a magic wand was needed to bring those jobs back.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (y7DUB) Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (TN1P5) 15
The big tent clearly wasn't big enough for both the GOPe and millions of working class americans.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (KUaJL) 16
Ya, and we were told for forty years that we couldn't drill our way out of the oil crisis either.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (I9Sw7) 17
Trump has successfully ripped a hole in the space/time continuum.
Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (Zz0t1) 18
But, but, this was because of Barry...
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (8O3HH) 20
But But Magic Wand and Those Jobs aren't coming back, New Normal and Funemployment.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (6AWNk) 21
Darkness Descends at the Washington Post
Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (2Mnv1) 22
'I often consider anonymous bareback sex at highway rest stops.'
Posted by: Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (B7mF3) 23
Hey Sasse, LEAVE! And don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (wpJDK) 24
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But, but, this was because of Barry... Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) We just didn't let him be clear.. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu) 25
McJobs. Not in economically-vital fields like community activism, grievance mongering, and advanced rioting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (BWL+E) 26
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We used to get Wii Girl wiggling her ass with good Trump economic news. I demand Wii ass. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (8O3HH) Moved and seconded. Call the vote Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (G4W16) 28
Trump should be shouting this from the roof of Air Force One, instead of talking about that Blow Job Machine with the Jug Ear Handles.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) 29
Miss me yet?
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (jDF8P) 30
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We used to get Wii Girl wiggling her ass with good Trump economic news. I demand Wii ass. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (8O3HH) Moved and seconded. Call the vote Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (bcbK Aye! Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (NWiLs) 31
You didn't build that. Someone else made it happen.
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (vQUp6) 32
'I regularly consider working out. With my ShakeWeight.'
Posted by: Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (B7mF3) 33
When Paul Krugman said "the economy may never recover" maybe he meant that the US not being able to manufacture anything was a good thing?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (KUaJL) 34
It wasn't long ago that the Inteligentsia including photo Never Trumpers were saying that people in these places should just FOAD already
We're still in the early stages of this turnaround. Knock on positive effects will follow But Obama wants credit. Heh Posted by: Ignoramus at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (n+6mJ) 35
According to the Muh Principles crowd all of those places were supposed to die. And now they are coming back to life.
Just that alone was enough to make me hate the cruiservative class. Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (hLRSq) 36
I love that man! Trump that is, not that blithering worm Sasse. He wouldnt make a pimple on a mans ass.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (KpEyG) 37
Repeal the Trump tax! Repeal the Trump tax!
Posted by: Chant heard at MoveOn rally at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (H5fqZ) 38
But I was told by Very Serious Smart people that those jobs were gone and weren't coming back! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2018 03:51 PM (KUaJL) Hey, journalist! Learn coding! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (BWL+E) 39
What does that ambulatory lice colony, KRUGMAN, have to say about this?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (y7DUB) 40
30 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (jDF8P) Dude, your beard is flirting with W. Go back to Fiji. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (bcbK8) 41
Where's Wisconsin? Hic.
Posted by: Hillary at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (OD2ni) 42
Our betters have been lying to us for decades, and Trump just ended their charade. We can have plenty of industrial blue collar jobs in the USA.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (wpJDK) 43
But, but, this was because of Barry...
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) We just didn't let him be clear.. Posted by: IC, He was just getting the laser focus dialed in. Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (8ikIW) Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl) 45
'I regularly consider going on Tour with Maroon5.'
Posted by: Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (B7mF3) 46
Well to be fair Nebraska also had a Senator that was Linda Ronstadt's boyfriend - more than corn growing up there.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (xceTB) 47
Obama only referred to himself every 23 seconds. Showing some humility now?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (gHuUY) 49
36 According to the Muh Principles crowd all of those places were supposed to die. And now they are coming back to life.
Just that alone was enough to make me hate the cruiservative class. Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 10, 2018 03:54 PM (hLRSq) They would have if they were true patriots. Or moved to Cupertino and learned coding. Posted by: Kevin D. Williamson at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (NWiLs) 50
Blue collar scum should learn to live within their means.
Come meet me at cornholefest in Oktober. Posted by: Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (r9UYA) 51
40 What does that ambulatory lice colony, KRUGMAN, have to say about this?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (y7DUB) I read that as 'ambulatory lice colon'... Still fits. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (bcbK8) 52
Can we open a Pork Store and Massage Parlor in the now former PLO building?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Marcus T Add in a micro brewery too Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (8ikIW) 53
Remember the line that even Union Leader Trumka was pushing just last week, that this economic recovery really wasn't that good, wasn't helping workers? Well Obama had to jump out and take credit for the Great Recovery, so that old argument is all down the memory hole now. (admittedly it was a really stupid argument to try to make)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (k1TUh) 54
But wouldn't these blue collar workers be better off learning how to write code, move and get a job in Silicon valley?
Or just die? /s/ Kevin Williamson Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (TN1P5) 55
Those jobs arent going to come back. Get used to it.
/da zero Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (KpEyG) 56
"But, but, this was because of Barry...
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl) We just didn't let him be clear.. Posted by: IC, He was just getting the laser focus dialed in. Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (8ikIW)"It started in the Recovery Summer! Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (VpIIl) 57
Wife made it through chemo #1. She thanks everyone for their thoughts and prayers and, for grammie winger, who said that I should tell her that a horde of morons was praying for her, like Andrew Breitbart...she reads the comments.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (xQfPr) Posted by: astronaut achmed at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (PUKsa) 59
Jerry Brown was a Nebraska Senator?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (lurxo) 60
See, there is Ace!
I told you guys in the last thread that CEOs of international conglomerates are often adept at multitasking, but did you listen? No, you doubted. Go forth and doubt no more! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (ctuyM) 61
Sasse sounds like a guy who has been chasing a girl for years and when he finally gets her he tosses her aside because she farts in her sleep.
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) 62
27. So say we all!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (fA1SL) 63
49 Will Olivia Munn in a French Maid Outfit suffice?
https://youtu.be/HVa78SJOCr4?t=2m19s Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (gHuUY) *mutes browser* *removes pants* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (vg8iE) 65
South Carolina Emergency Management:
@SCEMD 26m RESIDENTS IN ALL COASTAL EVACUATION ZONES IN ALL COUNTIES MUST EVACUATE BEGINNING NOON TOMORROW, TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2018 DUE TO HURRICANE http://SCEMD.ORG/KNOWYOURZONE Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (c07y/) 66
"We used to get Wii Girl wiggling her ass with good Trump economic news.
I demand Wii ass. Posted by: publius," Would you settle for Ben Shapiro's sister on a trampoline? Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (OD2ni) 67
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McJobs. Not in economically-vital fields like community activism, grievance mongering, and advanced rioting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (BWL+E) Snark aside, there ARE leftists who would read that and nod affirmatively. Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (ujg0T) 68
Hardest hit: ATMs.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (W+vEI) 69
2% growth is the new normal. Get used to it.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl) 70
Does Cake Girl get no love?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM) 71
Turn the UN into a pre-deportation holding facility.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton *!* Now *that* is a hell of an idea. We start just by locking the doors and lining up buses for transportation to the airport. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (H5fqZ) 72
>>I told you guys in the last thread that CEOs of international conglomerates are often adept at multitasking
Posted One Handed by:Ace of Spades at 03:50 PM Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (B7mF3) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (bcbK8) 74
some fucking dumbass punk suggested a magic wand was needed to bring those jobs back.
It bears repeating - this is a guy who claimed that the jobs weren't coming back *short of actual magic*, and then took credit when they did. Either we are meant to ascribe magical powers to this, the God-King, who barely has any grasp of knowledge over his own omnipotence... or he is firmly, self-evidently full of shit, because on his own recognizance He Didn't Build That, Someone Else Made That Happen. Posted by: Sporkatus at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (HtLSE) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (8O3HH) 76
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Wife made it through chemo #1. She thanks everyone for their thoughts and prayers and, for grammie winger, who said that I should tell her that a horde of morons was praying for her, like Andrew Breitbart...she reads the comments. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (xQfPr) *prayers x 1000* Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (a0IVu) 77
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2% growth is the new normal. Get used to it. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl) Those jobs are never coming back Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (jxbfJ) 78
Sasse all bark , no bite. All show, no go. All hat, no cattle. All talk , no walk. All douche, no bag.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (2DOZq) 79
47 Well to be fair Nebraska also had a Senator that was Linda Ronstadt's boyfriend - more than corn growing up there.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (xceTB) Did Governor Moonbeam know about that? Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (ujg0T) 80
71 Does Cake Girl get no love?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM) She's reserved for good international politics news. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (bcbK8) 81
Sasse is a new hairspray for trannies.
Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (Rr52g) 82
They fart in their sleep?
Posted by: VA MKZ at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (vvoWK) 83
16 Ya, and we were told for forty years that we couldn't drill our way out of the oil crisis either.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 03:52 PM (I9Sw7) It is not for The Paolo's lack of trying. Posted by: The Paolo at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (7HtZB) 84
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2% growth is the new normal. Get used to it. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl) Those jobs are never coming back Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (jxbfJ) Suck it, Springsteen! Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (B7mF3) 86
49 Will Olivia Munn in a French Maid Outfit suffice?
https://youtu.be/HVa78SJOCr4?t=2m19s Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (gHuUY) I'd eat that pie. Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (NWiLs) 87
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Sasse is a new hairspray for trannies. Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2018 03:58 PM (Rr52g) Big Sexy Sasse..has a nice ring to it. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (a0IVu) 88
62 Sasse sounds like a guy who has been chasing a girl for years and when he finally gets her he tosses her aside because she farts in her sleep.
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) No, Sasse is the girl who friendzoned a dude by promising that eventually they'd get together, but just not right now, because the timing isn't good, and she's got a lot of things to work through for herself right now, while she hooks up with a bunch of randos. When that dude finally decides to move on and get with someone who'll actually give him what he wants, she throws a fit and blames him for being a terrible person for not just letting her string him along forever. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (KUaJL) 89
Sassehole is just saying what most of the GOPe is thinking. I hope they all show their true colors.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (flSPT) 90
Now *that* is a hell of an idea. We start just by locking the doors and lining up buses for transportation to the airport. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (H5fqZ) Cattle cars. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (BWL+E) 91
72 Turn the UN into a pre-deportation holding facility.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton *!* Now *that* is a hell of an idea. We start just by locking the doors and lining up buses for transportation to the airport. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (H5fqZ) I think that was the scenario in the movie 'Heavy Metal' Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (bcbK8) 92
"But wouldn't these blue collar workers be better off learning how to write code, move and get a job in Silicon valley?
Or just die? /s/ Kevin Williamson Posted by: RoyalOil," I somewhat agreed with the larger point Williamson was making in that infamous article and thought he obscured it by being a dick about it. However, Trump has proven him (and me) wrong. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (OD2ni) 93
Ben Sasse should quit the senate and go back to his job as the frontman for that Bread cover band that played at the Omaha Marriott.
Posted by: Countrysquire at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (eEBON) 94
@22 Posted by: The Republican Party at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (CaRQc)
================ Ok, that's really weird. I typed a completely different comment there (under the Rep Party sock). Did Ace edit my comment? Was it too reprehensible? Posted by: Huck Follywood, Red wave building at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (CaRQc) 95
wait, so you're telling me that when regulations are cut, taxes are cut, and people have optimism that the job outlook will improve?
the deuce you say... oh, and another "aye" for Wii girl... Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (8D42x) 96
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (xQfPr)
Thanks for letting us. Spouse and myself were praying for her this morning. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (AllCR) 97
"Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (xQfPr) "
God Bless and continued prayers from the smelly Walmart people. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (VpIIl) 98
Wreckovery Summer!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (lurxo) Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (ufFCO) 100
Sasse and Axe for when you really want to look and smell of winning...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (gHuUY) 101
I'll take "leading growth in dick aters" for $200, Trebek.
Posted by: CONNERY at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (HtLSE) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (BWL+E) 103
If Jeff Flake had a heterosexual cuck twin, it would look like Ben Sasse.
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (U8/Gk) Posted by: Paolo at September 10, 2018 04:01 PM (B7mF3) 105
71 Does Cake Girl get no love?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM) She married Ryan and broke our hearts. Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2018 04:01 PM (NWiLs) 106
Hmm. If all the sassy, crystalline assholes leave the GOP, ...
Posted by: RioBravo at September 10, 2018 04:01 PM (fZlu3) 107
We used to get Wii Girl wiggling her ass with good Trump economic news.
I demand Wii ass. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (8O3HH) ++++ I second that emotion. Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 10, 2018 04:01 PM (2sCft) 108
You didn't make that.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl) 109
The left and never Trumpers hate Trump for two reasons:
1. Trump schlonged Hillary in 2016. 2. Trump showed that Obama was a back bencher and ignorant of well everything but destruction. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 10, 2018 04:02 PM (pw+jk) 110
If you want your doctor, you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl) 111
Now *that* is a hell of an idea. We start just by locking the doors and lining up buses for transportation to the airport.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (H5fqZ) Cattle cars. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (BWL+E) --- helicopters. it's like i don't even know you people any more... Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:02 PM (lurxo) 112
2% growth is the new normal. Get used to it.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl) Those jobs are never coming back ===== The list of things he did not lie about it pretty darn short, isn't it? Posted by: simplemind at September 10, 2018 04:02 PM (jLhtM) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:02 PM (BWL+E) 114
"Olivia Munn in a French Maid Outfit suffice?"
Aaron Rodgers traded her in for Danica Patrick. Brent Musburger had it right about QBs getting all the girls. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:03 PM (OD2ni) 115
Sasse is the guy who checks into an expensive hotel on the company ticket and finds out the deodorant in the gym is Axe.
Posted by: JEM at September 10, 2018 04:03 PM (1Y5Bb) 116
I'm finally realizing Obama told more lies than Pinocchio, except it was his ears that kept growing.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl) 117
Next we're going to find out those shovel ready jobs that weren't so shovel ready actually are shovel ready when you use the money for shovel ready jobs instead of shoveling the money to connected insiders who'll gladly shovel some of it to Democrats?
Yeah, Trump has another magic wand that's gonna blow the doors open: A real, honest transportation bill Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 10, 2018 04:03 PM (TN1P5) 118
Would you settle for Ben Shapiro's sister on a trampoline?
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (OD2ni) I don't think she'd survive that. Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2018 04:04 PM (Zz0t1) 119
>>2% growth is the new normal. Get used to it.
Wii Fit girl should get more growth than that. You might want to get yourself checked out. Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:04 PM (B7mF3) 120
More ass celebration. Yanet Garcia workout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6htAF-in08 They're a whole lot of those, too many to decide which is the best, so watch a bunch. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:04 PM (8O3HH) 121
Wife made it through chemo #1. She thanks everyone for their thoughts and prayers and, for grammie winger, who said that I should tell her that a horde of morons was praying for her, like Andrew Breitbart...she reads the comments.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (xQfPr) Yay that's good news. Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2018 04:04 PM (8D42x) 122
I'm finally realizing Obama told more lies than Pinocchio, except it was his ears that kept growing.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl) == Actually it was his "wife's" penis that grew with each lie. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 10, 2018 04:04 PM (pw+jk) 123
If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl) 124
>>Aaron Rodgers traded her in for Danica Patrick.
Does it even matter when they're pegging you? ...asking for a Bears Fan. Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (B7mF3) Posted by: T at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (nUeSh) 126
Camo Crocs are on sale at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops, just in time for fall hobo hunting season.
Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (ctuyM) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (BWL+E) 128
Memba that time I promised to put an industry out of business?
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (ymnmz) 129
"Olivia Munn in a French Maid Outfit suffice?"
Someone posted a link here a while ago of Sara Carter from Fox News in a bikini. It was very impressive. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at September 10, 2018 04:06 PM (VFhMt) 131
Why in the world would Sasse publicly say he considers leaving the Republican Party? Virtue signalling?
Letting the people who elected a republican know he farts in their general direction? Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 10, 2018 04:06 PM (nBr1j) 132
>>Camo Crocs are on sale at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops, just in time for fall hobo hunting season.
They'll never see your boyfriend coming! Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:06 PM (B7mF3) 133
Can we open a Pork Store and Massage Parlor in the now former PLO building?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl) Didn't the Palestinians already have a Massage Parlor installed? Along with a liquor store, a sheep brothel, and a used camel lot? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (9BLnV) 134
Blue-collar jobs are growing at their fastest rate in more than 30 years, helping fuel a hiring boom in many small towns and rural areas that are strong supporters of President Donald Trump ahead of November's mid-term elections.
Thirty years ago ... that would be at the end of the Reagan Presidency. It's almost as if there's a pattern. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (sN8IN) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (BWL+E) 136
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (xQfPr)
That's good news. Will continue to pray for her and you as well. Posted by: Jewells45 at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (kG5hP) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (8O3HH) 138
125 >>Aaron Rodgers traded her in for Danica Patrick.
Does it even matter when they're pegging you? ...asking for a Bears Fan. Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (B7mF3) Oh it matters, it matters. Sigh. That was a rough weekend. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK8) 139
>>Camo Crocs are on sale at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops, just in time for fall hobo hunting season.
Thanks but I have a penis. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (/tuJf) 140
The NFL game between Chicago vs. Green Bay yesterday night had a drop of 29% for viewers 18-49 over last years Giants vs. Dallas Sunday opener.
29% drop!!! Check out the charts at showbuzzdaily dot com network scorecard. ----------------------------------------------------- And another article - looks like 5 million less viewers for the NFL here: Ratings: Sunday Night Football Down vs. Year Ago, Miss America Plunges tvline dot com NBC Sunday Night Football's coverage of the Packers' win over the Bears averaged about 19.4 million total viewers and a 6.6 demo rating in the fast nationals, down 11 and 17 percent from last season's Sunday opener. Last year's Cowboys/Bears match-up went on to report 24.4 million viewers and a 9.1 rating in finals. Over on ABC, Miss America (4.3mil/0.7) dropped 20 and 26 percent from last year's pageant. Posted by: JellyBelly at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (9Qqav) 141
As an expert, I rule that Hillary would have had higher growth.
Posted by: The Expert Tom Nichols at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Ted K. at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (I6Vm1) 143
Why in the world would Sasse publicly say he considers leaving the Republican Party? Virtue signalling?
++++ He's obviously angling for a gig on CNN or MSNBC Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (2sCft) 144
You didn't build .
Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (QCc6B) 145
Jeff Flake had a heterosexual cuck twin, it would look like Ben Sasse.
Posted by: ShainS at September 10, 2018 04:00 PM (U8/Gk) ------------- Flake, Corker,, and Sasse make a good political menage a trois. Posted by: RioBravo at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (fZlu3) 146
Glad to hear that these MAGA hat wearing knuckle draggers are prospering at their menial jobs under their messiah Trump. Perhaps they can now move up to a double wide for added space for their meth labs or buy some more guns or opiods.
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (jDF8P) 147
Trump gets his voters jobs, rebuilds the hinterlands.
Obama used TARP to bailout BigBanks, and to throw money at flailing public unions and their underfunded stressed pensions. The rich got richer, while America sunk much into debt, while currency games (QE/ZIRP) broke all precedent. Oh, and cash for clunkers ... great for North Korean car makers. Obamacare ... tripled the burden for many ... unfunded mandates. Government Motors bailout enriched union boss mobsters, screwed bond holders. the list goes on ... (Iran pallets of cash, Benghazi left our men behind, DeepState coup orchestrated ... sheesh) it's like in Major League (the movie) ... where the owner tries to sink the team, but then the fans start to like them "these guys aren't so bad". wild thing, I think I love you ... Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (Cus5s) 148
When the last jobs report came out, everyone kept emphasizing that manufacturing lost jobs, usually with no context, so I assumed there may be a problem in the sector. No, it's been growing constantly during Trump's reign, but the news never talked about it until the one month it dropped.
For example, here's WaPo's article from when the last report came out: https://tinyurl.com/yapokce2 They mention the loss of 3000 manufacturing jobs twice, including in this odd paragraph: "Manufacturers cut 3,000 jobs last month, the first time they have cut jobs in about a year. Factories have taken the most direct hit from higher tariffs, with automakers, aerospace, and machinery companies absorbing higher steel and aluminum costs. Automakers accounted for all the losses, cutting nearly 5,000 jobs." Posted by: Grimaldi at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (P+CG3) 149
Sassehole is just saying what most of the GOPe is thinking. I hope they all show their true colors.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (flSPT) The number of masks that have fallen, some of them unexpectedly at least to me, is already huge. If he wants to be the point man for the second wave then let's get it on. Posted by: Captain Hate at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (y7DUB) 150
don't let the door hit you on the way out and take the free trader vermin with you!
Posted by: wammo at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (bFC6J) 151
More deplorable smelly Walmart people employed.
By the way- isn't today the anniversary of Hillary making that remark? Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl) 152
Ben Sasse...ideologue. He is the Right's version of Bernie Sanders. Maybe I'll just throw my hat into the ring out here in NE. Posted by: Sapwolf at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (aVNi6) 153
I somewhat agreed with the larger point Williamson was making in that infamous article and thought he obscured it by being a dick about it. However, Trump has proven him (and me) wrong.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM (OD2ni) At the time, I would have found it hard to argue with Williamson's conclusions about rural America's ultimate fate (though Trump has happily given us a reprieve, at least). But anyone who stands there and mocks us for it at the same time can just FOAD; he was dead to me after that article. Posted by: T at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (nUeSh) 154
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2018 04:04 PM (8D42x)
Well, it is very good news that the horde is praying for her, and good news that she made it through the first cancer treatment.. As to whether it's good news that she reads the comments......weeeeeeellll, that depends on what comments she's reading. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (AllCR) 155
Why in the world would Sasse publicly say he considers leaving the Republican Party? Virtue signalling?
Letting the people who elected a republican know he farts in their general direction? Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 10, 2018 04:06 PM (nBr1j) If the people of Nebraska really cared they could light his farts. The amount of methane and hot air admitted by your average Senator could make a sizable explosion. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (9BLnV) 156
4% growth? This isn't the people we are.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (BWL+E) AND we didn't build that. Community agitators, welfare recipients, grievance mongers, and gangbangers built that growth. Oh, and NFL a-holes kneeling, of course. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (sN8IN) 157
That was a rough weekend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK Yeah, that first half was brutal. All's well that end's well though. Holy Crap! Posted by: grammie winger, holy crap! at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (lwiT4) 158
the next john mccain right there
that whole funeral theater that we had to endure was to lure jackasses like this guy out into the open it obviously worked the next maverick vote him out before he gets too entrenched like the asshole john mccain did Posted by: sound awake at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (ZXJxj) 159
Next thing ya know they will be saying the Global warmering is a hoax... and stopped years ago...
Oh... wait.. it miraculously stopped right after we put up new satellites that did not have to have their readings 'adjusted'.... Posted by: Don Q at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:10 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2018 04:10 PM (Zz0t1) 162
After 9 years, the road outside my house got repaved this summer. Thank you, President Trump!
--- LOL: the City of LA resurfaced the street in front of our house last summer... it was cracking, again, in all the same places, just a few months later, and they never did seal the edges, so, IF it rains this winter, it will break down even faster than the last time. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:10 PM (lurxo) 163
"We used to get Wii Girl wiggling her ass with good Trump economic news.
I demand Wii ass. Posted by: publius," Would you settle for Ben Shapiro's sister on a trampoline? Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (OD2ni) if she did more than lightly bounce, she'd look like she went 15 rounds with Tyson in his prime... Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2018 04:10 PM (8D42x) 164
Aaron Rodgers traded her in for Danica Patrick. Brent Musburger had it right about QBs getting all the girls.
Posted by: Benji Carver ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:10 PM (Bdeb0) 165
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He's obviously angling for a gig on CNN or MSNBC Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (2sCft) Just what the world needs, another captive conservative. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 10, 2018 04:11 PM (nBr1j) 166
158 That was a rough weekend.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK Yeah, that first half was brutal. All's well that end's well though. Holy Crap! Posted by: grammie winger, holy crap! at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (lwiT4) Well played. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:11 PM (bcbK8) 167
Wife made it through chemo #1. She thanks everyone for their thoughts and prayers and, for grammie winger, who said that I should tell her that a horde of morons was praying for her, like Andrew Breitbart...she reads the comments.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas Godspeed, always fight! If no one has mentioned it, plastic utensils. Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 10, 2018 04:11 PM (flSPT) 168
Putting white rural blue collar folks back to work with increased wages! This is so freaking healthy for America.
The resistance to this only amplifies how much they hate us and want us dead. Posted by: your neighbor at September 10, 2018 04:11 PM (+Iexe) 169
it was cracking, again, in all the same places, just a few months later, and they never did seal the edges, so, IF it rains this winter, it will break down even faster than the last time.
Posted by: redc1c4 Cut corners and pocket the difference, that's the classic. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (AM1GF) 170
>>127
Camo Crocs are on sale at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops Being secure in my masculinity and being the epitome of the perfect male form, I'm on it. Thanks for the tip. Posted by: Under Fire at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (r9UYA) 171
53 Can we open a Pork Store and Massage Parlor in the now former PLO building?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Marcus T Add in a micro brewery too Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM I think Milo should make it a gay bar. Posted by: Grimaldi at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (P+CG3) 172
"Manufacturers cut 3,000 jobs last month, the first time they have cut jobs in about a year. Factories have taken the most direct hit from higher tariffs, with automakers, aerospace, and machinery companies absorbing higher steel and aluminum costs. Automakers accounted for all the losses, cutting nearly 5,000 jobs."
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (P+CG3) Wait... so carmakers lost 5000 jobs... meaning the rest of manufacturing industry CREATED 2000 jobs... for a net 3000 gone. So, its the auto industry... not anyone else. Posted by: Don Q at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN) 173
I am Sparticuck!
Posted by: Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (ptqGC) 174
Prayers for Ms Laughing in Texas, chemo sucks balls. You got this! Just make sure you go outside for a walk every day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (d7Ww2) 175
"ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB."
Katherine Webb was the subject of Musburger's point. She remains incredibly hot. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni) 176
Automakers accounted for all the losses, cutting nearly 5,000 jobs."
Hmm. So perhaps (just spitballing here) artificially pumping up an automaker (rhymes with gummie emotive) with a stock flim flam was a bad idea? Do tell... Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (6qErC) 177
Its the end of the world as we knew it. And that's okay.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 10, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM) 178
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:10 PM (8O3HH)
--- you sir, are a fine American... Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:13 PM (lurxo) 179
171 53 Can we open a Pork Store and Massage Parlor in the now former PLO building?
Asking for a friend. Posted by: Marcus T Add in a micro brewery too Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM I think Milo should make it a gay bar. Posted by: Grimaldi at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (P+CG3) Every bar Milo is in is a gay bar....and I say that with nothing but (non-romantic) love for Milo. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8) 180
Obama used TARP to bailout BigBanks, and to throw money at flailing public unions and their underfunded stressed pensions. The rich got richer, while America sunk much into debt, while currency games (QE/ZIRP) broke all precedent.
Oh, and cash for clunkers ... great for North Korean car makers. Obamacare ... tripled the burden for many ... unfunded mandates. Government Motors bailout enriched union boss mobsters, screwed bond holders. the list goes on ... (Iran pallets of cash, Benghazi left our men behind, DeepState coup orchestrated ... sheesh) Obama forced GM to close the Saturn division, the ONE division that was making money ... because (in both cases) its workforce was not unionized. Oh, and the bondholders who got screwed? Liberals, being retarded, thought it was hedge funds, not realizing that they only MANAGE the money, most of it is not theirs, but belongs to the limited partners - insurance companies, university endowments, and union pension funds. Speaking of which bondholders got screwed the worst by the GM bailout? The Michigan State Teachers' Union Pension Fund. You've GOT to laugh. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 10, 2018 04:13 PM (sN8IN) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:13 PM (8O3HH) 182
171. Why not? Yassir Arafat lurved him some boys. Rumor is teh slimz got him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: SMH at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (iUJ9v) 184
Oh and wildly OT:
Insomniac, I think you put me onto Barilla pasta sauce. Good stuff, just bought a case of it from Amazon. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK8) 185
175 "ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB."
Katherine Webb was the subject of Musburger's point. She remains incredibly hot. Posted by: Benji Carver And Manzel remains an incredible git. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0) 186
Remember all those bailed out GM employees smoking weed and drinking beer on their lunch hour?
Thanks, Obama! Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC) 187
Wait... so carmakers lost 5000 jobs... meaning the rest of manufacturing industry CREATED 2000 jobs... for a net 3000 gone.
" Hey - no maths, ok? Speaking of which bondholders got screwed the worst by the GM bailout? " You do know GM stockholders got wiped out as well... Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (6qErC) 188
Thanks for the Ethics Award, everybody!
I knew it was coming because I put spies on the faculty and wiretapped the Dean. Is that so wrong? Posted by: B. Hussein O' Houseman, Constipational Law Professor at September 10, 2018 04:15 PM (Ndje9) 189
B-but Bill Kristol told me that those people were garbage who needed to be replaced by beautiful mexican families?
Posted by: MaximusDaximus at September 10, 2018 04:15 PM (2dXEA) 190
The only downside to all this hiring NOW is it's after the big tax cut, so they don't know how much money that saved them.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 10, 2018 04:15 PM (yL25O) 191
184 Oh and wildly OT:
Insomniac, I think you put me onto Barilla pasta sauce. Good stuff, just bought a case of it from Amazon. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (bcbK I believe I did. Glad you like it! Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2018 04:15 PM (NWiLs) 192
No, I don't "hate" normal people. I just don't think they should expect so much. Did they go to Harvard? Did they go to Yale? I rest my case.
Posted by: Sen. Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 04:15 PM (qEujL) 193
Remember all those bailed out GM employees smoking weed and drinking beer on their lunch hour? "
Chrysler, IIRC... Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:15 PM (6qErC) 194
I hate to say I told you so, but after all, this does prove my point: that we need massive third world immigration to stave off a disastrous rise in American wages.
Lazy white flyover Americans demanding higher wages for blue collar jobs form a dangerous bloc. I shouldn't have to remind everyone that this was exactly the situation that led to the rise of the Nazi party in Weimar-era Germany. Posted by: Cap'n Bill Kristol at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (DuAZ5) 195
Bill's right!
I won't really feel safe until America is just like Rio de Janeiro!! AIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYIIIIIIGGGGHHHHH!!! Posted by: Jen Rubin at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (DuAZ5) 196
I just , uh want to be clear.
You didn't build that. I did, aaaaaaand its the same as 2015! My policies, created by Me,Myself and I, made all this possible because I did it. Yeah Me. Me mememememememeeeeeeee Posted by: O'Boathull at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (xBSm0) 197
I don't always agree with Jen, but she's right here.
Something something the Enlightenment blah blah Rousseau yadda yadda Locke, and therefore we need all the third world and Muslim immigrants we can get, because it's the only way to defeat tribalism and save the Enlightenment. Look, to allow people with a narrow tribal agenda to get their way would not be True Conservativism. The best way flyover Americans can prove they are True Conservatives is to buy my book. That's the only way you can truly convince me you are not racists. Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (DuAZ5) 198
Sasse will be gone in the next primary.
I guess Flake, Corker, Sanford and a host of other NeverTrump douches having their careers ended is just not enough of a lesson. I'd love to know what "conservative" policy goals Sasse have ever accomplished in his life and where we would be had "mannerly" Hillary been elected. Posted by: Maritime at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (73Pwg) 199
"And Manzel remains an incredible git.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter" He was a QB with rich parents. Pretty good combo for landing hot chicks. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: McCool at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (lWCRE) 201
No, Sasse is the girl who friendzoned a dude by promising that eventually they'd get together, but just not right now, because the timing isn't good, and she's got a lot of things to work through for herself right now, while she hooks up with a bunch of randos. When that dude finally decides to move on and get with someone who'll actually give him what he wants, she throws a fit and blames him for being a terrible person for not just letting her string him along forever.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2018 03:59 PM So, Lena Dunham? Sidelined by the boyfriend saying they couldn't get married while gay marriage was illegal, and once it was legalized, he split? Posted by: Grimaldi at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (P+CG3) 202
Well, it is very good news that the horde is praying for her, and good news that she made it through the first cancer treatment.. As to whether it's good news that she reads the comments......weeeeeeellll, that depends on what comments she's reading. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (AllCR) I always assume that the good people who read the comments see yours, nice as they are. Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (8D42x) 203
ugh...this is sad, yucky white americans (presumably) are taking jobs from various illegals and H1B's that made america great for the first time when they showed up a few months ago.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (hoJrG) 204
"ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB."
Katherine Webb was the subject of Musburger's point. She remains incredibly hot. Posted by: Benji Carver And Manzel remains an incredible git. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0) Wasn't she the one dating the Alabama QB when Musberger made his comment? Manziel was dating some psycho broad that assisted in the end of his career. Posted by: Sponge at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (Zz0t1) 205
If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl) One of the morons here in the very early days of the reign of error said obama would end up being nothing more than a shit stain on the pages of our history. It wasn't debatable by any stretch, but the rapid speed of progress to shit stain status is breath taking. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (9Om/r) 206
More deplorable smelly Walmart people employed.
By the way- isn't today the anniversary of Hillary making that remark? Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl) ............ and isn't tomorrow National Bollard Day? Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (HgMAr) 207
175 "ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB."
Katherine Webb was the subject of Musburger's point. She remains incredibly hot. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni) ------- Webb was not with Manzel. It's McCarron Posted by: WisRich at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (G0vdT) 208
The German government said on Monday it was in talks with its allies about a possible military deployment in Syria, prompting a sharp rebuke from the Social Democrats (SPD) and setting up a fresh conflict in Chancellor Angela Merkels loveless coalition.
I would suggest the Werhmarkt stay out of the Middle East. I speak from experience Posted by: M Rommel at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (9MKXa) 209
Last week's ISM Survey was also the best since 2004.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (VpIIl) 210
"I'd love to know what "conservative" policy goals Sasse have ever accomplished in his life and where we would be had "mannerly" Hillary been elected.
Posted by: Maritime" Probbaly not surprising that David French and Jay Nordlinger adore Sasse. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (OD2ni) 211
He was a QB with rich parents. Pretty good combo for landing hot chicks.
Posted by: Benji Carver If only, if only..... Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:18 PM (Bdeb0) 212
Speaking of which bondholders got screwed the worst by the GM bailout?
The Michigan State Teachers' Union Pension Fund. You've GOT to laugh. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 10, 2018 04:13 PM (sN8IN) ... Anytime we spend $117B of taxpayer money to stay out of bankruptcy, only to go through bankruptcy anyway, is hilarious. I'm glad their side took some damage but on the whole it's the backs of the taxpayer. Posted by: TexasDan at September 10, 2018 04:18 PM (yL25O) 213
Has Ben Sasse made it clear about why he thinks about leaving the R party? Is it because he dislikes Trump's crudeness and bluntness or what? Does he have a problem with good economic news? He's not my Senator but he did make at least one good point in the Kavanaugh hearing about Congress falling down on its responsibilities.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:18 PM (AllCR) 214
"Webb was not with Manzel. It's McCarron
Posted by: WisRich" Right you are. My point got all screwed up. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:18 PM (OD2ni) 215
Winning QBs go home and fuck the Prom Queen
Posted by: M Rommel at September 10, 2018 04:19 PM (9MKXa) 216
More Strzok-Page texts coming out. This time they are discussing a coordinated leak of information to the media.
https://tinyurl.com/y8nbvcmw The media is doing their best to squash this entire scandal because they are up to their asses in it. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:19 PM (/tuJf) 217
I saw Merkels Loveless Coalition open for Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention at the Nebraska Rooster Festival in 72.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz) 218
Wasn't she the one dating the Alabama QB when Musberger made his comment?
Yes, former Miss Alabama. Mixed relationship, she went to Auburn. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:20 PM (Bdeb0) 219
182 171. Why not? Yassir Arafat lurved him some boys. Rumor is teh slimz got him.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 10, 2018 04:14 PM (fA1SL) Totally forgot about Arafat having teh Slimz with Kuru being all the rage in The Current Year. A globalist worth 8 figures or more is a pedophile who likes little boys. Imagine my shock. It's almost as if this is the entry free to become a memeber of the #TheCabal. Posted by: your neighbor at September 10, 2018 04:20 PM (+Iexe) 220
Fuck SO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:20 PM (9MKXa) 221
The media is doing their best to squash this entire scandal because they are up to their asses in it.
Hope they can swim cuz its gonna get higher . . . Esp when Trump releases FISA warrants Posted by: McCool at September 10, 2018 04:21 PM (lWCRE) 222
We're buying shrimp, guys. Come on.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:21 PM (HgMAr) 223
Many of the newly hired are probably Jesus-types, so they don't really count as people in the opinion of The Beltway
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 10, 2018 04:22 PM (1HuDn) 224
Yes, former Miss Alabama. Mixed relationship, she went to Auburn.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:20 PM (Bdeb0) Auburn is full of Tards, but they have very high quality and quantity of hot coeds. Posted by: your neighbor at September 10, 2018 04:22 PM (+Iexe) 225
Esp when Trump releases FISA warrants Posted by: McCool You assume they will report on what is declassified. silly person. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:22 PM (Bdeb0) 226
I wish my husband's HR department would get its rear in gear and hire people. The plant is very short-manned and there are applicants, but takes them months to do basic interviews.
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 10, 2018 04:22 PM (Joky4) 227
Sasse can blow me like you people blow the margins
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 10, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u) 228
Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 10, 2018 04:23 PM (0OmEj) 229
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (8D42x)
Well, I have my irritable comments, but thanks. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:23 PM (AllCR) Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:23 PM (NmR1a) 231
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Has Ben Sasse made it clear about why he thinks about leaving the R party? Is it because he dislikes Trump's crudeness and bluntness or what? Does he have a problem with good economic news? He's not my Senator but he did make at least one good point in the Kavanaugh hearing about Congress falling down on its responsibilities. Posted by: FenelonSpoke He has a bad case of Senatitis. He thinks he's smarter and more ethical than anyone else. He believes his own press releases. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:24 PM (T6t7i) 232
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217 I saw Merkels Loveless Coalition angela merkel + miguelito loveless? Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:23 PM (NmR1a) Should a been a Loggins and Messina crossing of the streams. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:24 PM (ymnmz) Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:24 PM (/tuJf) 234
62 Sasse sounds like a guy who has been chasing a girl for years and when he finally gets her he tosses her aside because she farts in her sleep.
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) False Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (Z48ZB) 235
Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 10, 2018 04:23 PM (0OmEj) Are you reporting your winnings to the IRS? Ya know we can issue an arrest warrant? Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (9MKXa) 236
Recovery presidency.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (mQ0Mc) 237
Kris "Tonto" Paranto has been suspended from twitter for criticizing Choom Boy. He tweeted this after some lib claimed Barry was responsible for bin Laden's death -- to Rob O'Neill.
"OMG!!?? Did you just tell the guy who shot Bin Laden that @Barack Obama did it?? Thank you for verifying that BHussein Obama worship and TDS causes liberalists to skip retard and go straight to potato." Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC) 238
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>>Sasse can blow me like you people blow the margins What do you mean, "you people"? Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:24 PM (/tuJf) I got your whiskey bomb right here. Posted by: Florida Man at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (ymnmz) 239
I wish my husband's HR department would get its rear in gear and hire people. The plant is very short-manned and there are applicants, but takes them months to do basic interviews. Posted by: pookysgirl Probably too busy organizing mandatory sensitivity seminars. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (BWL+E) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (G4W16) 241
222 We're buying shrimp, guys. Come on.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:21 PM (HgMAr) Are we back to Ben Shapiro again already? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (bcbK8) 242
175 "ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB."
Katherine Webb was the subject of Musburger's point. She remains incredibly hot. ----- great point, you take away a pro athlete's position, fame, and money and all you have left is a guy with a great physique and alpha male traits. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (hoJrG) 243
Another cute Sara Carter pic:
That one highlights her features better Posted by: McCool at September 10, 2018 04:16 PM (lWCRE) Hell yes, yes it does. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (9Om/r) 244
So THIS was the Recovery Summer Joe Biden had been promising ??
Posted by: McCool at September 10, 2018 04:25 PM (lWCRE) 245
"It really does look like 'President Donald Trump' and markets are plunging. If the question is when markets will recover, a first-pass answer is 'never' " - Paul Krugman, 11/9/2016
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (R85nB) 246
OT: DeSantis is resigning early to run for FL gov.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (T6t7i) 247
"Recovery Presidency" - love it!
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (Joky4) 248
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>>Sasse can blow me like you people blow the margins What do you mean, "you people"? Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:24 PM (/tuJf) You people will be hearing from my lawyers for infringement. Posted by: Ross Perot at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf) 250
Manzel has that old Texas Crude money that gives him a steady large monthly check. The fact that he is still willing to risk his physical health playing QB speaks volumes. I wouldn't risk it. I'd find a safe desk job, a hot wife, a airtight prenuptial, and throw babies in her until I could field my own football team.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (+Iexe) 251
OT-Yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of "Basket of Deplorables" Trump tweeted about it and I think someone added some "Zippy clown music" as background:
https://tinyurl.com/y89kdqjc FenSpouse and I were talking in the car about this. I've said stupid stuff in my life and certainly campaigning is a grueling experience, but what planet must one come from to think that it wouldn't get out that she said that and yes, that it might tend to galvanize support against her, and maybe even though you thought it, it would be better left unsaid, God thing for Trump she said it, but com'on! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (AllCR) 252
206 More deplorable smelly Walmart people employed.
By the way- isn't today the anniversary of Hillary making that remark? Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl) ------------------------ sure, trump is gaining with blacks and blue collars and maybe hispanics, but he's losing angry feminists. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (hoJrG) 253
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>>Olivia Munn in a French Maid Outfit suffice? So. Much. Sweet. Pie. Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 * * Superb hind paws too. Posted by: Heel and Arch Fanciers, Inc. at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (/ZWeB) 254
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) False Posted by: LASue Slept with a lot of women, have you? Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (T6t7i) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (6qErC) 256
246 OT: DeSantis is resigning early to run for FL gov.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (T6t7i) He makes damn fine holsters. I wish him well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8) 257
Sheppy has Man-zeal... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (G4W16) 258
Is there any discipline at all in the Senate anymore? I would think Sasse would have woken up to being stripped of all his committee assignments.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (yL25O) 259
Meh,you should have to resign from your current office if you run for another.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (mCMQ5) 260
172 "Manufacturers cut 3,000 jobs last month, the first time they have cut jobs in about a year. Factories have taken the most direct hit from higher tariffs, with automakers, aerospace, and machinery companies absorbing higher steel and aluminum costs. Automakers accounted for all the losses, cutting nearly 5,000 jobs." Posted by: Grimaldi at September 10, 2018 04:08 PM (P+CG3) Wait... so carmakers lost 5000 jobs... meaning the rest of manufacturing industry CREATED 2000 jobs... for a net 3000 gone. So, its the auto industry... not anyone else. Posted by: Don Q at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (NgKpN) More to the point, I'll bet that the majority of those automaker job cuts were the ones that Tesla announced back in June, when they said they were chopping their workforce by about 9%. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (veoSD) 261
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>>False Oh, ok. Sure thing. You bet. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf) I know right....she's asleep, how does she know? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (ymnmz) 262
man, with the midterms brewing, it sure sucks we don't have a respectable, turn the other cheek guy in the white house who wouldn't dare sully the republic by campaigning on what a bunch of treasonous nutbags the democrats are.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (hoJrG) 263
I've become numb to the deep state shennanigans so I don't know if this is anything or nothing:
@PoliticalShort Newly released texts & docs obtained by House Oversight & Govt Reform Committee suggest that senior members of the FBI & DOJ led a coordinated effort to leak unverified info to the press regarding alleged "collusion with Russia" to damage Trump's admin. tinyurl.com/ycba29t2 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (c07y/) 264
>>False
Oh, ok. Sure thing. You bet. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf) You, sir, are obviously married. Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (T71PA) 265
175 "ever see the girl with Manzel? Tell me she would be with HIM if he wasn't a QB."
Katherine Webb was the subject of Musburger's point. She remains incredibly hot. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:12 PM (OD2ni) My niece dated one of Manzel's good friends. Said Manzel was so nuts he scared off the sane good girls, but there were lots of the other kind left. Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (Z48ZB) 266
Johnny Manzel is a drunken idiot. Money and fame hasn't changed that, it's made it worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8) 267
I saw Merkels Loveless Coalition
angela merkel + miguelito loveless? New biopic: Angela Merkel *as* Linda Lovelace. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2018 04:29 PM (fuK7c) 268
$25 for the Crocs offroad sport model. Great deal at $25.
You can climb a mountain in these things and your feet won't fall off from jungle rot or toe fungus. My local Cabelas has them in stock too. Posted by: Under Fire at September 10, 2018 04:29 PM (r9UYA) 269
"You do know GM stockholders got wiped out as well...
Posted by: Anon a mouse but the point of the bondholders is they have more secure debt. They would have fared better in a bankruptcy court, but Obama overruled that with ??? I forget details, but he screwed the normally senior debt, and handed it to the mob bosses (union thugs). iirc there used to be some good video clip of Barky scolding those rich players that bought debt as it sank (say 30 cents on the dollar) ... but that was on the edges. Most debt was in places like the pensions. anyway, Obama just handed the money to his commie union thugs, essentially. Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2018 04:29 PM (Cus5s) 270
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What do you mean, "you people"? What do you mean, you people? Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:27 PM (6qErC) PEOPLE! PEOPLE! Posted by: Dicky Detrict at September 10, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz) 271
I never knew girls farted? I do know they talk out of their asses.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (9MKXa) Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (/tuJf) 273
Evolution of the Best Things in Life, Mr. Sasse:
Bad: No Job Better: A Job Best: YOUR Job You just made the list, Buddy. Posted by: Deplorables at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (6eEQ+) 274
when they said they were chopping their workforce by about 9%."
Ford cut around 2K over the past quarter or so... Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (6qErC) 275
Yes I am, almost tired of winning working most Saturdays
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (T4oHT) 276
You can't spell "magic wand" without m, a, g, and a! (Just like with RINO and N, R, and O.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (Evws/) 277
sure, trump is gaining with blacks and blue collars and maybe hispanics, but he's losing angry feminists. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast He's lost the soiboi constituency as well. Resign! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (BWL+E) 278
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OT-Yesterday was the 2 year anniversary of "Basket of Deplorables" Trump tweeted about it and I think someone added some "Zippy clown music" as background: https://tinyurl.com/y89kdqjc FenSpouse and I were talking in the car about this. I've said stupid stuff in my life and certainly campaigning is a grueling experience, but what planet must one come from to think that it wouldn't get out that she said that and yes, that it might tend to galvanize support against her, and maybe even though you thought it, it would be better left unsaid, God thing for Trump she said it, but com'on! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 * * Hillary never took the great unwashed masses seriously, not then and not now. Her assumption is that, whatever she says, the media will cover for her, so why worry? And she also probably thought, "Ah, they'll forget about the remark by next week." She has no concept of how "ordinary" voters think: a poor politician (thank God!). Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (/ZWeB) 279
Of course they don't fart in their sleep and they never poop either.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr) 280
276 You can't spell "magic wand" without m, a, g, and a! (Just like with RINO and N, R, and O.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (Evws/) Well done. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC) 282
I've never heard a girl fart -- not even once. Now I feel left out!
Posted by: Octopussy at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (5eZuF) 283
279 Of course they don't fart in their sleep and they never poop either.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr) Clearly you've never had to clean the ladies room. Posted by: Insomniac at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (NWiLs) 284
great point, you take away a pro athlete's position, fame, and money and all you have left is a guy with a great physique and alpha male traits.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast Are you looking at the same Johnny Manzel I am? He looks like a toad. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (Bdeb0) 285
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McJobs. Not in economically-vital fields like community activism, grievance mongering, and advanced rioting. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 03:53 PM (BWL+E) Wonder if Geoffrey Owens, former Cosby actor, would be a Trump spokesman for jobs being jobs. Posted by: m at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (Ot4ka) 286
They would have fared better in a bankruptcy court,"
That didn't work out so well for us stockholders, either. No chapt 11/13, no recourse. Sucked. Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (6qErC) 287
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) False Posted by: LASue ===== They store it up all day, and at night it sounds like a continuous foghorn. The smaller ones what sleep on their backs actually hover in mid air momentarily. No names mentioned. Posted by: ask a moron at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (V08s2) 288
sure, trump is gaining with blacks and blue collars and maybe hispanics, but he's losing angry feminists.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast He's lost the soiboi constituency as well. Resign! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (BWL+E) Not to mention the transgender alien community. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (9BLnV) 289
this is just because, people are like, working two jobs and stuff
Posted by: ocasio-whatever-sanchez at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (VckGX) 290
139 >>Camo Crocs are on sale at Cabela's and Bass Pro Shops, just in time for fall hobo hunting season. Thanks but I have a penis. buy two pairs and throw away the spare, then Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:32 PM (xGZ+b) 291
unverified info to the press regarding alleged "collusion with Russia" to damage Trump's admin.
tinyurl.com/ycba29t2 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2018 04:28 PM (c07y/) LOL "unverified information" Otherwise known as DNC smears and propaganda. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:32 PM (ymnmz) 292
266 Johnny Manzel is a drunken idiot. Money and fame hasn't changed that, it's made it worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards His own dad called him a druggie Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:32 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:32 PM (6qErC) 294
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"You do know GM stockholders got wiped out as well... Posted by: Anon a mouse but the point of the bondholders is they have more secure debt. They would have fared better in a bankruptcy court, but Obama overruled that with ??? I forget details, but he screwed the normally senior debt, and handed it to the mob bosses (union thugs). iirc there used to be some good video clip of Barky scolding those rich players that bought debt as it sank (say 30 cents on the dollar) ... but that was on the edges. Most debt was in places like the pensions. anyway, Obama just handed the money to his commie union thugs, essentially. Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2018 04:29 PM (Cus5s) And despite the grandstanding about screwing the rich, there were individual investors, 401Ks, etc. including grandmas out there who owned GM bonds. And they took it in the ass. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2018 04:32 PM (jxbfJ) 295
Here's the bio page where I was found the Sara Cater bikini pics. https://everipedia.org/wiki/sara-carter-reporter/ Scroll down and you'll see some more photos. She married, and hubby ain't no soyboy, that's for sure. A woman like her would want a real man, of course. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:33 PM (8O3HH) 296
>>I've become numb to the deep state shennanigans so I don't know if this is anything or nothing:
It's something huge but it's also not real surprising. Horowitz laid out all the connections between senior people at the DOJ/FBI and the media. They were leaking to build narratives and giving information for things like tickets to sporting events for a long time. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:33 PM (/tuJf) 297
I forget details, but he screwed the normally senior debt, and handed it to the mob bosses (union thugs).
You are correct, sir. Given that the investment business is predicated on risk vs. reward and who is first at the trough if things go sideways, what he did was an unprecedented attack on the capitalist system. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2018 04:33 PM (fuK7c) 298
294 Hey, not my grandma!
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 04:33 PM (xceTB) 299
Lindsey Graham has got to be one of the most confounding people I've ever witnessed.
He was just on Hannity and pretty much all but revealed what we all know, that the Russia Collusion "Investigation" is a unholy and corrupt monstrosity.... ...and then he will more than go on FOX, CNN et al and undermine what he just said. Posted by: Kreplach at September 10, 2018 04:34 PM (kT3/m) 300
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sure, trump is gaining with blacks and blue collars and maybe hispanics, but he's losing angry feminists. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast He's lost the soiboi constituency as well. Resign! -------------------------------- I know, right? It's generally true that first midterms are usually losers for an incoming potus but this trump guy isn't your typical first term potus. Maybe the polls are right and a few house seats get turned but we still pickup senate seats no matter what. So, what's the point, donks? Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:34 PM (hoJrG) 301
I am taking Ben Sasse as my date to Madame Butterfly at Lincoln Center.
Posted by: Jay Nordlinger at September 10, 2018 04:34 PM (OD2ni) 302
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) False Posted by: LASue ===== They store it up all day, and at night it sounds like a continuous foghorn. The smaller ones what sleep on their backs actually hover in mid air momentarily. No names mentioned. Posted by: ask a moron at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (V08s2) I'd just like to say that if Kate Beckinsale wants to fart all night in my bed, I'm an exceedingly tolerant man. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2018 04:34 PM (veoSD) 303
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If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl) ----- I think Bikini atoll would be a good start. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 10, 2018 04:34 PM (qC1Sy) 304
267 I saw Merkels Loveless Coalition angela merkel + miguelito loveless? New biopic: Angela Merkel *as* Linda Lovelace. i'll be going long on eye bleach Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:35 PM (NmR1a) Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:35 PM (6qErC) 306
"I'd just like to say that if Kate Beckinsale wants to fart all night in my bed, I'm an exceedingly tolerant man.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur" She's probably giggle and give you a Dutch Oven. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (1Y5Bb) 308
Trump tweets- Obama said we'd need a magic wand to get to 4%. I must have a good magic wand because we're at 4.2% and it's only going to get better. I love that he rubs Barry's nose in it. The only guy who has the balls to do it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (OLCnA) 309
296 >>I've become numb to the deep state shennanigans so I don't know if this is anything or nothing:
It's something huge but it's also not real surprising. Horowitz laid out all the connections between senior people at the DOJ/FBI and the media. They were leaking to build narratives and giving information for things like tickets to sporting events for a long time. -------------- well, you can see the blue dream try to deal with this stuff. 1. pretend no new evidence has cropped up in the last two years "but the GOP paid for the dossier" 2. act as if the GOP is, get this, engaging in conspiracy theories. 3. inartfully put "evidence-free" throughout news articles attempting to stifle these revelations. 4. focus on "trump said doodoo," the current day edition. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (hoJrG) 310
sasse is an ass! Fuck him in the squeek hole.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (0OmEj) 311
Girls fart at night???? You guys actually stay and sleep after you get laid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (9MKXa) 312
Oui Wii
Posted by: kactus at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (HIasT) 313
I'm watching I'm gonna get you sucka, couldn't make this movie now
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (6Ll1u) 314
If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the
South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit. Obama? Shame? The asshole who while campaigning over the weekend, called those who criticized his handling of Benghazi "conspiracy theorists"? That Obama? *types* *deletes* Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (ptqGC) 315
Hmm, best rate since 1984. I'm a little hazy on this, who was President in 1984? I know it wasn't Hillary.
Posted by: OCBill at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (df+Zi) 316
Perfect opportunity for Sasse to leave the party. Douche.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: JEM at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (1Y5Bb) 318
"I'd just like to say that if Kate Beckinsale wants to fart all night in my bed, I'm an exceedingly tolerant man. Posted by: IllTemperedCur" She's probably giggle and give you a Dutch Oven. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (OD2ni) I have the patience of Job. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (veoSD) 319
282 I've never heard a girl fart -- not even once. Now I feel left out!
Posted by: Octopussy at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (5eZuF) Wifey has quite impressive trouser coughs in the morning. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16) 320
Because I can't recall Trump referring to Hillary voters with a group insulting name. He said insulting things about the Democrat party, but voters as a group, I don't think so or don't recall. Even if you're in friendly territory I think I would say if it came to that "Hillary supporters mean well (even if I thought they didn't) but Obama's economic policies have been a disaster for America." I would have been a better candidate for President than Hillary and I'm a registered Democrat. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (AllCR) 321
311 Girls fart at night???? You guys actually stay and sleep after you get laid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup yea, if you got laid you'd know this Nevergiveup Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (Bdeb0) 322
've never heard a girl fart -- not even once. Now I feel left out!
Posted by: Octopussy at September 10, 2018 04:31 PM (5eZuF) I suggest you get your hearing checked. Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (9MKXa) 323
>> Girls fart at night???? You guys actually stay and
>> sleep after you get laid? There's nothing like having your hand on your sleeping gal's butt and having her fart right through your fingers. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (8O3HH) 324
This place is like a cat rodeo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC) 325
"313 I'm watching I'm gonna get you sucka, couldn't make this movie now"
Especially the line about government jobs. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (OD2ni) 326
Considering the damage Barry did to his own party over eight years, I'm not inclined to discourage him from doing anything publicly.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (R85nB) Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (fuK7c) 328
Boy this is a tough crowd LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (9MKXa) 329
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If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit. Obama? Shame? The asshole who while campaigning over the weekend, called those who criticized his handling of Benghazi "conspiracy theorists"? That Obama? *types* *deletes* Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:37 PM (ptqGC) I bought an ounce of Obama Shame once. It was mostly stems and leaf and 50% Labrador. Posted by: Tommy Chong at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (ymnmz) 330
61 Sasse sounds like a guy who has been chasing a girl for years and when he finally gets her he tosses her aside because she farts in her sleep.
Hey Ben, they all fart in their sleep you big dummy. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf) Are you sure he's into people with front holes, however they identify? Posted by: George LeS at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (59GGI) 331
I kind of hope hope "Laughing in Texas' wife" is not reading about the discussion of farts. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (AllCR) 332
I regularly consider leaving the whiskey bar. Ain't gonna happen, tho. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (vtcmf) Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (B7mF3) 334
>>I suggest you get your hearing checked.
That's the great thing about farts. They come with a feature for the hearing impaired. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (/tuJf) 335
ugh...this is sad, yucky white americans
(presumably) are taking jobs from various illegals and H1B's that made america great for the first time when they showed up a few months ago. Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 10, 2018 04:17 PM (hoJrG) You forgot to add that "being rewarded with jobs for making politically expedient decisions is not the America that the Blue Collar workers should be led to expect." Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (2K6fY) 336
287 They store it up all day, and at night it sounds like a continuous foghorn.
The smaller ones what sleep on their backs actually hover in mid air momentarily. hmm. this could explain much, including where the blankets wind up by morning. Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (xGZ+b) 337
Wifey has quite impressive trouser coughs in the morning.
I have known women who could do entire movements of Backside Beethoven, but my wife mainly just vocalizes her sleep. Posted by: JEM at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (1Y5Bb) 338
If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the
South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl) I think Bikini atoll would be a good start. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 10, 2018 04:34 PM (qC1Sy) Bikinis? Uuuuuhhhhhh, gross! How about a well filled out speedo?--ex-president for life Barry Asswipe Soetoro. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (9BLnV) 339
The ENTIRE argument that liberals have been making against conservative voters for the last 20 years has been, "Why are you voting against your best interests???"
The was summarized in the condescending book "What the Matter With Kansas," which among the limousine liberals was a massive bestseller. Its argument was the stupid redneck hicks will vote for socially conservative candidates, even though conservative economic policies are bad for America and bad for blue-collar and rural workers. Hence, Republican voters "vote against the best interest" due to reactionary stupid social issues. This thesis is now one of the building blocks of liberal philosophy -- that stupid people will vote "against their best interests" due to various litmus test social issues, which really ought to be deemed unimportant compared to economic health. Well -- Trump just fundamentally destroyed that entire argument. Turns out that conservatives have been right all along -- conservative economic polices are BEST for blue-collar and rural workers. They're not voting against their best interests" -- they voting FOR their best interests. This news is probably the worst news for leftism in a long time. Trump is a destroyer of worlds. Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (c+2jX) Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (Bdeb0) 341
>>There's nothing like having your hand on your sleeping gal's butt and having her fart right through your fingers.
Well, other than waking her up and asking her to smell your finger. Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (B7mF3) 342
>>>Wifey has quite impressive trouser coughs in the morning.
For mine it's as soon as she drifts off. It does no favors to my insomnia. Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (R85nB) 343
331 I kind of hope hope "Laughing in Texas' wife" is not reading about the discussion of farts. afraid she might be taking notes? Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:41 PM (xGZ+b) 344
Ford cut around 2K over the past quarter or so...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:30 PM (6qErC) Don't automakers traditionally lay off some of their workforce during model turn-around? And then hire them back in August-September? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2018 04:41 PM (iwUO9) 345
This thread is going into the crapper
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:41 PM (9MKXa) 346
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Wifey has quite impressive trouser coughs in the morning. I have known women who could do entire movements of Backside Beethoven, but my wife mainly just vocalizes her sleep. Posted by: JEM at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (1Y5Bb) My bride is notorious for SBDs. Room clearing SBDs. Even the dog will get up and leave. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2018 04:41 PM (jxbfJ) 347
So my current job involves working with Medicaid, and we recently had a question about how Medicaid expenditures were lower than estimates for this year. A large part of the reason seems to be that there aren't as many claims this year, because people, especially the expansion population, are finding jobs or getting promotions or pay raises which provide them better incomes and benefits and so they don't need Medicaid.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2018 04:41 PM (wCmLp) 348
Obama is left to say "he" got UBL, the self absorbed asshole
With a plan that Bush put in place, which he criticized and said was the wrong approach Then he built up Iran, who was providing men and material to kill our troops The guy was a zero i n every sense of that word Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl) 349
Soylent Green is You People!
Posted by: Rayciss Chuck Heston at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (RKQ/v) 350
Pregnant Bitches have the worst farts...which figures, because they are farting for two.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (B7mF3) 351
How did this devolve into a women farting thread?Nevermind.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (mCMQ5) Posted by: Ross Perot at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (8iiMU) 353
Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 04:41 PM (xGZ+b)
I think generally people don't need instructions on how to fart ;^) unless you include "directions" in the hospital after surgery about the importance of moving intestinal gas. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (AllCR) 354
This thesis is now one of the building blocks of liberal philosophy --
that stupid people will vote "against their best interests" Nothing new. The commies used to blather about "false consciousness" and etc., because the proles weren't buying their nonsense. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (T6t7i) 355
If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the
South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit. Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:05 PM (VpIIl) Tell him that St. Helena has great golf courses and he'll exile himself Posted by: josephistan at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (7HtZB) 356
When my trousers cough, they evacuate the Carolinas.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (vtcmf) Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (Bdeb0) 358
This thesis is now one of the building blocks of liberal philosophy -- that stupid people will vote "against their best interests" due to various litmus test social issues, which really ought to be deemed unimportant
======== again its all projection . . . the "blue areas" are where they have the strictest gun laws and worst crime rates . . . It would be funny if it weren't so pathologic. Posted by: simplemind at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (eeEPs) 359
This place is like a cat rodeo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 10, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC) .......... Sure, if the carts are farting. Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (HgMAr) 360
351 How did this devolve into a women farting thread?Nevermind.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (mCMQ5) I menstruate in your general direction... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (G4W16) 361
Don't automakers traditionally lay off some of their workforce during model turn-around? And then hire them back in August-September?
Ford's doing something different this time 'round, killing all their passenger cars. Might change the mix. I am not convinced that's a long-term win. Oh, and in other news, you can now walk into your local Tesla showroom and drive out with a Model 3, got relatives who've done it. Tesla's half-million would-be deposit-paying customers are backing out. Still a nice car, but compromised by lack of a real instrument panel, and maybe a company that won't be there to support it in the future. Posted by: JEM at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (1Y5Bb) 362
the "s" is silent
Posted by: Ben Sasse at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (FZYNt) 363
>>How did this devolve into a women farting thread?Nevermind.
Eventually, all threads devolve into guns, boobs or girl farts. Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf) 364
Well -- Trump just fundamentally destroyed that entire argument. Turns out that conservatives have been right all along -- conservative economic polices are BEST for blue-collar and rural workers. They're not voting against their best interests" -- they voting FOR their best interests.
This news is probably the worst news for leftism in a long time. Trump is a destroyer of worlds. Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (c+2jX) In fairness, Trump's policies are opposed by a lot of "principled conservatives" who oppose any tariffs against anyone, anytime, anywhere. Cheap imports uber alles. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (wCmLp) 365
How did this devolve into a women farting thread?
Devolve? This is pretty highfalutin for teh Horde. Now I want to find a girl what fishes and thinks it's hilarious to light her own farts. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (fuK7c) 366
You people can be gross.
Posted by: Ross Perot at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (8iiMU) Ever been in a Military Barracks or Sports locker room? Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (9MKXa) 367
>>>A large part of the reason seems to be that there aren't as many claims this year, because people, especially the expansion population, are finding jobs or getting promotions or pay raises which provide them better incomes and benefits and so they don't need Medicaid.
Don't worry, there's several million illiterates across the border that are willing to fill that gap. Our good friends on the Left and the corporate Right are working very hard to make sure they do. Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (R85nB) 368
I think generally people don't need instructions on how to fart ;^) unless you include "directions" in the hospital after surgery about the importance of moving intestinal gas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke You do not want to feed you baby chili. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (Bdeb0) 369
"Trump tweets- Obama said we'd need a magic wand to get to 4%. I must have a good magic wand because we're at 4.2% and it's only going to get better. I love that he rubs Barry's nose in it. The only guy who has the balls to do it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 10, 2018 04:36 PM (OLCnA)" -------------- People go on about Trump's ego but I can see Obama's is even bigger and needs deflating. I still laugh when I see that clip of Obama dropping the mike. Who needs an old technology like a mike when you can drop a tweet? Posted by: Decaf at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (5RTZz) 370
"I think generally people don't need instructions on how to fart ;^) unless you include "directions" in the hospital after surgery about the importance of moving intestinal gas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke" Nothing like waking up after your colonoscopy to your Dr telling you to start blasting away. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (OD2ni) 371
So Trump has the Elder Wand?
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN) 372
* alert * alert * alert
east bound and down loaded up and truckin' we're gonna do what they said can't be done we've got a long way to go and short time to get there loaded up and watch ol' bandit run. Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (Pg+x7) Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (B7mF3) 374
Who hasn't heard a queef or two?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (6Ll1u) 375
I think generally people don't need instructions on how to fart ;
Men past a certain age need to learn prudence about when a fart can turn...you know...stain-making. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (fuK7c) 376
So Trump has the Elder Wand?
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (mf5HN) Yes, but only Melania is allowed to handle it. Mostly only Melania. He also has the ability to make good economic decisions for this country. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (wCmLp) 377
Obama did it. he left office and was unable to keep his boot on the throat of the economy
Posted by: TANJ at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (Wa5hI) 378
That Dolly Parton had some big farts.
Posted by: Zombie Bert Reynolds at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (B7mF3) Posted by: Pimp Daddy Veritits at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (UFLLM) 380
That's what you get for taking her to dinner at Chipotles.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (HgMAr) 381
374 Who hasn't heard a queef or two?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 10, 2018 04:45 PM (6Ll1u) Ben Shapiro? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (bcbK8) 382
Don't automakers traditionally lay off some of their workforce during model turn-around? "
Yes. Counting such jobs is a bit of a shell game. Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (6qErC) 383
I'll bet Sara Carter farts proudly. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:46 PM (8O3HH) 384
331 I kind of hope hope "Laughing in Texas' wife" is not reading about the discussion of farts. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:39 PM (AllCR) oh, but chemo farts are the absolute WORST. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2018 04:47 PM (d7Ww2) 385
I think generally people don't need instructions on how to fart ;^) unless you include "directions" in the hospital after surgery about the importance of moving intestinal gas.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke ======== Except some babies. Colic ugh. Posted by: simplemind at September 10, 2018 04:47 PM (C6xeQ) Posted by: Pimp Daddy Veritits at September 10, 2018 04:47 PM (UFLLM) 387
Hillary's farts are 90 proof.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2018 04:47 PM (oVJmc) 388
Ever poop into an empty MRE bag, in a moving M2 IFV?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (VpIIl) 389
Me - Hey, let's stop by AoSHQ and see what the horde is up to.
You - sharts Me - I forgot something in the car. bbl Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (oDN4E) 390
The reason that women comedians will never be as funny as men is because none of them will ever do a fart joke. That is the last 5% of all humor to be mined for guaranteed laughs and they just can't go there. Trade secrets must be kept by the guild.
"You know ladies, have you ever just blown the covers off your bed and woken up to find your hubby on the floor with a dazed look on his face and the dog sneezing violently in the corner? Amirite?" Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (ymnmz) 391
I think it's hysterical how all the men can talk about the farting habits of their wives and this is interspersed with some thoughtful comment about medicaid or conservative economic policies. ;^)
However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (AllCR) 392
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Ben Shapiro has never heard himself fart. No sphincter tone. Posted by: Pimp Daddy Veritits sounds like steam escaping Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (FZYNt) 393
I know that potato chips dipped in mustard, washed down with Milwaukee's Best makes for some really bad smells.
Posted by: Chris M at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (eAZVt) 394
I consider leaving the cis-gendered hetronormative majority every day but when I taste Trans-man penis and feel the slap of silicone testicles against my chin - I'm reminded it is a poor imitation of the real thing!
Posted by: Ben Sasse 2020 at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (ez0yG) 395
I'll bet Ben's sister Abby can make fart noises with her boobs. You know the old under-arm thing? Well, I bet she can do that with her underboob. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (8O3HH) 396
You do not want to feed you baby chili. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter Gerber Baby Chili with carrots Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (IqV8l) 397
349 Soylent Green is You People!
Posted by: Rayciss Chuck Heston at September 10, 2018 04:42 PM (RKQ/v) You read my mind. One, or both of us, should be frightened. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (bcbK8) 398
oh, but chemo farts are the absolute WORST.
Posted by: nurse ratched Don't know about that, but my dobbie after eating chicken will gag a maggot. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (Bdeb0) 399
I think generally people don't need instructions on how to fart ;
Men past a certain age need to learn prudence ===== The rules after 65 How does it go ? 1. Never pass up a chance to use the bathroom. 2. Never trust a fart. 3. Never let an erection go to waste. Posted by: simplemind at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (C6xeQ) 400
"Ever been in a Military Barracks or Sports locker room?
Posted by: Nevergiveup" One of the more idiotiic things about 2016 was liberal sports media nerds like Mike Florio (Pro Football Talk) whining that Trump was so awful and men in locker rooms never speak innapproiately about women. Ace had some fun with Florio about that on Twitter IIRC. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (OD2ni) 401
Everyone knows how to fart...It's how to control them that you need a course or 2 in...Just ask that Al Roker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (9MKXa) 402
Ford's doing something different this time 'round, killing all their passenger cars. Might change the mix.
I am not convinced that's a long-term win. Agreed. A car company needs a full lineup, not bits and pieces. SUVs and trucks bring in some, but there are lots of others who won't go in their showrooms without at least some cars to look at. In any case, tastes change. I understand that they're trying to maximize the return on their dollars, but this seems like a bad idea. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:49 PM (T6t7i) 403
This place is like a cat rodeo.
-------- Because so many commenters are pussy-whipped? Pussy-lariated??? Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (Evws/) 404
However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Mrs. Hen could comment here if she wanted to. ...I would probably be in deep lurk mode, but she can. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (SHz3e) 405
really farting is a topic?
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (dPd5y) 406
Still a nice car, but compromised by lack of a real instrument panel, and maybe a company that won't be there to support it in the future.
Posted by: JEM at September 10, 2018 04:43 PM (1Y5Bb) Also compromised by the lack of being able to drive more than a couple hundred miles at a stretch. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (iwUO9) 407
Ladies...I introduce you to the squat rack. Good luck. You reputation depends on it.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (ymnmz) 408
i'm sending all you children to bed.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (dPd5y) 409
>> However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men.
------------------------ It's not cute when men fart. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:51 PM (8O3HH) 410
However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (AllCR) The difference is we men take pride in out farts and our ability to clear a room and brag about it Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 10, 2018 04:51 PM (9MKXa) 411
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However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men. Posted by: FenelonSpoke Mrs. Hen could comment here if she wanted to. ...I would probably be in deep lurk mode, but she can. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (SHz3e) LOL now you are gonna get us to start bragging? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:51 PM (ymnmz) 412
>>> If Obama had an ounce of shame, he would retire to some atoll in the South Pacific and never speak again. Yet, there he is mouthing the same bullshit.
Judge Jeanine had a beautiful monologue this weekend about how the Obama speech was the most vitriolic speech from an ex POTUS to a current POTUS in history. Is truly unprecedented and shameful. I am starting to believe the Bushes never spoke out during the Obama years not because of some sacred decorum, but because they actually supported his policies. Screw all the GOP elite nevertrumpets. Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2018 04:51 PM (Peyeh) 413
409 >> However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men.
------------------------ It's not cute when men fart. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:51 PM (8O3HH) But it can be hilarious. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (Bdeb0) 416
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This place is like a cat rodeo. -------- Because so many commenters are pussy-whipped? Pussy-lariated??? Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (Evws/) Cat farts are the worst. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (ymnmz) Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (8ikIW) 418
The rules after 65
How does it go ? 1. Never pass up a chance to use the bathroom. 2. Never trust a fart. 3. Never let an erection go to waste. Posted by: simplemind After 65? Never. Give. A. Shit. What. Anyone. Thinks. Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (hgso/) 419
my best friend has a fart machine with a remote control. she hides it in a plant at parties and starts hitting the buttons randomly. It's hysterical.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (d7Ww2) 420
i'm sending all you children to bed.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (dPd5y) Okay, but first pull my finger. Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM (T71PA) 421
Obama is a prick and always has been. Not being President Prick doesn't stop him from being a prick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (oDN4E) 422
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>> really farting is a topic? Farting has a been a topic for us men since, oh, kindergarten. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear So you were a late bloomer. It's okay. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (T6t7i) 423
413 See aul Flart
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (mCMQ5) 424
I like to try on other men's underwear at the gym. On my head.
Posted by: Ben Sasse 2020 at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (ez0yG) 425
The best is farting in the car and you control the windows. Smile just thinking about it.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (dPd5y) 427
Ever poop into an empty MRE bag, in a moving M2 IFV? Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (VpIIl) Amateur! Try crapping in the head of a destroyer in heavy seas when the destroyer is rolling 20 - 30 degrees, Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (gmo/4) 428
I was going to state you people have no class. Then I remembered where I am.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (VpIIl) 429
424 I like to try on other men's underwear at the gym. On my head.
Posted by: Ben Sasse 2020 at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (ez0yG) --------------- You look like the kind of guy who wasn't given a choice. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (qC1Sy) 430
In fairness, Trump's policies are opposed by a lot of "principled conservatives" who oppose any tariffs against anyone, anytime, anywhere.
Cheap imports uber alles. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 10, 2018 04:44 PM (wCmLp) That's why I laugh when people go on about how leftists are getting their comeuppance with Trump and ignore that Conservative Inc., the Cruise Ship line, et al were and are just as opposed. Any of the "respectable" GOP candidates could have stolen his issues, none did. Nationalism is what Trump represents. He's not liberal or conservative. Both of those are failed paradigms. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (J70i0) 431
wrg, and here i'd believed you had some class left! i'm disillusioned now!
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (dPd5y) 432
Been working all afternoon, so log on here and read the headline, then jump to the bottom of the comments like I normally do. Do not even want to contemplate how we got from manufacturing jobs to, well, where we are.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (kUmUV) 433
plugs my nose and walks out of room.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (dPd5y) 434
clicks heels together.
crosses fingers for another post. Posted by: willow Problem? Air getting.....'stale'? Posted by: Blue Hen at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (SHz3e) 435
405 really farting is a topic?
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:50 PM (dPd5y) Better than talking politics... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8) 436
Cat farts are the worst. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM ( My 16 pound cat did a drive by two nights ago. Asshole walked across my lap on the couch and ripped one. Tell me those shits don't know what they are doing. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (oDN4E) 437
Now I am compelled to search YT for video of Stuttering John:
1. Asking Ted Williams if he ever farted in the cathcer's face. TW's angry reaction was hilarious. 2. Asking Imelda Marcos if she ever farts and blames the dog. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (OD2ni) 438
433 plugs my nose and walks out of room.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (dPd5y) ----------------------- The willow effect isn't working. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (qC1Sy) 439
This is terrible news. How am I suppose to credibility advocate killing off the employed?
Posted by: Kevin "Kill D Whitey" Williamson at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (ez0yG) 440
FenelonSpoke: "However, the wives of the male posters are not getting equal time to talk about the farting habits of their men."
Pretty sure it'd be a waste of time. Most guys consider their farts a National Pastime and an award-winning endeavor. Wear 'em with pride, even. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (6eEQ+) 441
I'll have you know no woman has heard me fart unless she was in earshot of a bathroom.
...And people don't fart in their sleep. Sleepy, maybe, but not sleeping. Farting is generally a conscious thing. Obviously some situations are unique. Posted by: Southern gent at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (Rz5ej) 442
wrg, and here i'd believed you had some class left! i'm disillusioned now!
Posted by: willow Lol, you don't know me very well to think that. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:55 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2018 04:56 PM (hgso/) 444
"432 Been working all afternoon, so log on here and read the headline, then jump to the bottom of the comments like I normally do. Do not even want to contemplate how we got from manufacturing jobs to, well, where we are.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont" In my defense, the office is a ghost town due to the Jewish holiday. Posted by: Benji Carver at September 10, 2018 04:56 PM (OD2ni) 445
What happened? It stinks in here....
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2018 04:57 PM (O2RFr) 446
I read an AP story about last week about how trump was hurting coal workers in West Virginia. The headline sounded like he was reneging on his promises to them, so I read further.
No, he was keeping his promises. The writer was concerned that the coal workers would, by an increased amount of people working coal, have increased diseases connected to the job, thus hurting them. I hate to break it to AP, but a tough job working coal is better than no job. It was a pathetic, tone deaf article. One of the coal workers they interviewed pretty much said the same thing, hah! Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2018 04:57 PM (Peyeh) 447
I vote emphatically yes on Wii Fit Girl.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2018 04:57 PM (sjdRT) 448
The annoying thing is when you get ready for bed, spend 5-10 minutes in the bathroom, and then 30 seconds after you get into bed and relax, along comes the Midnight Express.
you will be shocked to learn that this is noticed by Mrs. Hen Posted by: Blue Hen at September 10, 2018 04:57 PM (SHz3e) 449
Did not realize farting was a) so contentious... b) habit forming....
Posted by: kraken at September 10, 2018 04:58 PM (ffWPP) 450
bunch of old farts.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:58 PM (dPd5y) Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 10, 2018 04:58 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2018 04:58 PM (aUUDW) 453
Willow's ashamed of our farts
Fenelon's checking the charts Of how many boys Are noting the noise Of dainties, whose farts smell like tarts Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 10, 2018 04:58 PM (fuK7c) 454
We had religious types going door to door in my neighborhood. But not respectable religions like Mormons or JWs, nope, green anti-capitalists.
She was trying to get us to vote against the 'polluting' industries in WA state...you know, like powerplants, lumbermills and oil pipelines. Sadly I was holding Logan away from the door. Should have let him chase the bint away. So that's why I'm happy to talk about farts or boobs or Bach all day. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8) 455
>>>429 424 I like to try on other men's underwear at the gym. On my head.
Posted by: Ben Sasse 2020 at September 10, 2018 04:53 PM (ez0yG) --------------- You look like the kind of guy who wasn't given a choice. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 10, 2018 04:54 PM (qC1Sy) ________ You learn to enjoy it over time - much like a fine single malt, or a gourmet mustard, or or pegging. Mostly pegging. Donut pillows help. Posted by: Ben Sasse 2020 at September 10, 2018 04:59 PM (ez0yG) 456
Paul Flart
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/fl-reg-paul-flart-fired-security-guard-20180827-story.html Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2018 04:59 PM (mCMQ5) 457
garret, that would sound an awful like KABOOM?
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 04:59 PM (dPd5y) Posted by: Pimp Daddy Veritits at September 10, 2018 04:59 PM (UFLLM) 459
Been working all afternoon, so log on here and read the headline, then jump to the bottom of the comments like I normally do. Do not even want to contemplate how we got from manufacturing jobs to, well, where we are.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont That's why the "no going off topic restriction" is 100 comments. Because usually within 100 comments everything relevant has been said. Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (hgso/) Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (Evws/) 461
But this reported "prosperity" doesn't extend to those hardest hit - single mothers, grandparents caring for their grandchildren whose parents are victm junkies - all of those people who are really struggling.
There's a reason why the left has a monopoly on compassion. Posted by: Marshall Wyatt Urp at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (fJ7CO) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: willow at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (dPd5y) 464
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Ever poop into an empty MRE bag, in a moving M2 IFV? Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (VpIIl) No. And I do not like movies about Turkish prisons. Posted by: Muad'dib at September 10, 2018 05:01 PM (sjdRT) 465
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really farting is a topic? --------- Women farting. Try to keep up, willow! Posted by: andycanuck at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (Evws/) I tried a ladies pilates class once...lots of farting. I was rather appalled. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 10, 2018 05:01 PM (a0IVu) 466
Ever poop into an empty MRE bag, in a moving M2 IFV?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2018 04:48 PM (VpIIl) ............ No, but I did pee out the wind wing of a VW van on I-5. Posted by: wth at September 10, 2018 05:01 PM (HgMAr) 467
Which is more natural? Farts, or breast-feeding?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2018 05:01 PM (hgso/) Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 05:01 PM (8ikIW) 469
Paul Fart, Mall Restroom Cop... coming to a a remainder bin near you, just in time for the Holidays! Posted by: Pimp Daddy Veritits at September 10, 2018 05:01 PM (UFLLM) 470
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Cat farts are the worst. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 04:52 PM ( My 16 pound cat did a drive by two nights ago. Asshole walked across my lap on the couch and ripped one. Tell me those shits don't know what they are doing. Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2018 * * I have to say I never caught my 14 lb. Maine Coon mix doing that, and he lived to senior citizen status, age 16.5 years. Of course I wasn't always home . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 10, 2018 05:02 PM (/ZWeB) 471
There's a reason why the left has a monopoly on compassion.
Posted by: Marshall Wyatt Urp at September 10, 2018 05:00 PM (fJ7CO) I don't see you donating any money, Sport. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2018 05:02 PM (iwUO9) 472
"Butt apnea" it's called. Apparently 1 in 5 suffer from passing smelly farts in their sleep. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 10, 2018 05:02 PM (8O3HH) 473
Pretty sure it'd be a waste of time. Most guys consider their farts a National Pastime and an award-winning endeavor. Wear 'em with pride, even. *RRRRiiipppp!" Girl: "Eeuww, that's disgusting. Go do that in the bathroom. Guy: Holds up a placard with "8.3" on it like an Olympic Russian gymnastic judge. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 10, 2018 05:02 PM (HaL55) 474
This thesis is now one of the building blocks of
liberal philosophy -- that stupid people will vote "against their best interests" due to various litmus test social issues, which really ought to be deemed unimportant compared to economic health. Well -- Trump just fundamentally destroyed that entire argument. Turns out that conservatives have been right all along -- conservative economic polices are BEST for blue-collar and rural workers. They're not voting against their best interests" -- they voting FOR their best interests. This news is probably the worst news for leftism in a long time. Trump is a destroyer of worlds. Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2018 04:40 PM (c+2jX) Zombie, the whole "common folk choosing against their own interests" comes from Rousseau, and his theory of General Will, where it is perfectly OK to reject the will of the people if they get stuff wrong. 'Cause you know they will. Along with Marx' theory of profit being theft of workers' labor, and the whole 3 days a week or whatever to break even and the bosses steal what is over . . . Well, it justifies why folks like us should do what we are told, and work where we are told for greatest efficiency. Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 05:06 PM (2K6fY) 475
(. . . Must not start pontificating on Hayek and the Information Problem to Zombie . . . . Must resist . . .)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 05:07 PM (2K6fY) 476
472 "Butt apnea" it's called. Apparently 1 in 5 suffer from passing smelly farts in their sleep.
and it's really annoying when that happens while your butt is pointed in the general direction of your cpap. Posted by: Anachronda at September 10, 2018 05:08 PM (NmR1a) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 10, 2018 05:17 PM (W6iva) 478
You're welcome.
Posted by: Jay Vee Obama at September 10, 2018 05:17 PM (XcgmW) 479
Girls fart at night???? You guys actually stay and
>> sleep after you get laid? There's nothing like having your hand on your sleeping gal's butt and having her fart right through your fingers. ----------------------- A couple of times this happened to me. One time Hillary had a case of the Mississippi mud butt and after that it was separate beds. Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2018 05:29 PM (WrMOC) 480
he looks like he regularly considers man love too.
Posted by: x at September 10, 2018 05:53 PM (nFwvY) 481
Well ... I can't really get all that upset about Ben Sasse ...
... I left the GOP a long time ago. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 10, 2018 06:09 PM (fiGNd) 482
Cmon Ben... get up there and tell people you are against the success of this economy because you don't like mean tweets you sniveling twat.
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