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Overnight Open Thread (09-09-2018 )
The men and women of the North are slaveholders, those of the South slaveowners. The guilt rests on the North equally with the South.-- Susan Brownell Anthony
From the moment of his birth the customs into which [an individual] is born shape his experience and behavior. By the time he can talk, he is the little creature of his cuture.-- Ruth Fulton Benedict
We must look at the price system as...a mechanism for communicating information if we want to understand its real function.-- Fredrich August von Hayek
This is fascinating. You oldsters who know what camera film is will enjoy it.
Spying High: A Rare Trip in America's U-2 Spy Plane
[Hat Tip: MTF]
There is something satisfying knowing that we can fly planes over backward shitholes and take pictures without having to worry about anything. It's low-tech (compared to satellites), but it works.
Come on...it's not such a big deal. We have all done it.
Woman Severely Injured After Mistaking Dynamite for Candle During Power Outage
It's pretty fucking well designed in that it has so far constrained me from throwing you from a helicopter. https://t.co/B2fsDjT5PD
— XBradTC, HSD (@xbradtc) September 9, 2018
They don't get it...They. Just. Don't. Get. It.
Jupiter's magnetic field is surprisingly weird
"We were baffled" at the finding, says study coauthor Kimberly Moore, a graduate student at Harvard University.
Clearly she doesn't understand the modern scientific method. Just change the data to fit your hypothesis. Duh.
I don't fly as much as I used to, but I appreciate the incredible efficiency of our airlines, and just how damned cheap it can be in any market with competition. That doesn't mean it is pleasant. I took Spirit Air once. Once. I didn't bother with the return.
Original Disruptor Southwest Airlines Survives on Ruthless Business Savvy
Southwest has managed to avoid being the absolute shittiest airline on the planet and still remain competitive in price and above average in service. Pretty impressive.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 10:03 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 09, 2018 10:03 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 10:04 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:05 PM (dEfTh)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 09, 2018 10:05 PM (0bGss)
Posted by: Dr Alice at September 09, 2018 10:05 PM (LaT54)
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:06 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Apparently in Giants territory, people are still on the NFL train, including a friend of mine who ran for office on the GOP ticket.
We still have a lot of work to do.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (dEfTh)
I shall pick my own cotton, whip myself for various transgressions, and have my own wicked way with me no doubt fathering myself in the process.
I'm going out to look for myself. If I come back while I'm gone please ask me to wait for myself to return.
Peyote tea? What's that?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (UFLLM)
Come on...it's not such a big deal. We have all done it.
Woman Severely Injured After Mistaking Dynamite for Candle During Power Outage
Three Stooges
Warner Bros cartoon
F-Troop
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Dr Alice at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (LaT54)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (c07y/)
Wasn't it the Left who was worried that it would be the Democrats who would be winning national elections by the electoral college instead of the popular vote??
I'm pretty sure that was their thinking about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:09 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 09, 2018 10:09 PM (jDF8P)
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Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:09 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (dEfTh)
Antisemitism.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blutarski at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (2DOZq)
Wasn't it the Left who was worried that it would be the Democrats who would be winning national elections by the electoral college instead of the popular vote??
I'm pretty sure that was their thinking about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (CbBW3)
I guess they decided to go all in on vote fraud. It's not like the Republicans ever challenge them or anything.
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (dEfTh)
Posted by: Dr Alice at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (LaT54)
And if I am remembering correctly the only airline that didn't need government help after 9/11.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:07 PM (dEfTh)
CBD got belligerent and combative with it?
*runs serpentine!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2018 10:13 PM (ECUPh)
Posted by: mikeski at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
Actually...I did ban myself once, but Pixy bailed me out really quickly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:13 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 09, 2018 10:13 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (wYseH)
Just the Hamsters eatin' their young.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (/cL3k)
I don't know what the hell happened, but that and one of mine got nuked.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (wYseH)
I distinctly remember the Left wanting to shitcan the popular vote because they thought, after studying the demographics, they'd only win the Electoral College in the future elections.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: AoSHQ Color Commentator at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (DMUuz)
This is obviously Sunday night, and a lot can change and it will change based on new guidance, including landfall location, strength, speed, whether or not it stalls, and if it does stall, where.
That being said if you're in NC, SC, GA, VA, MD, Delaware, PA, NJ, and DC in particular pay attention. If you're in the Carolinas and southern VA get prepared.
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (2sspa)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (ECUPh)
Woman Severely Injured After Mistaking Dynamite for Candle During Power Outage
******
She just happened to have a stick of dynamite with her flashlight and candle stash. Who doesn't?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM
Heaven forbid we lose all that info what I poasted on mevushal wine...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:16 PM (dEfTh)
Her name is Wilma E. Coyote
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 09, 2018 10:16 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: MU.NU at September 09, 2018 10:13 PM (FRlvP)
Enjoy being banned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (wYseH)
What I REALLY hate is when I mistake the Nitroglycerin in the spice rack for artificial Vanilla flavor...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM
Joo Thread Control
Posted by: tu3031 at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (2DOZq)
Star Wars: 1999 is on. It's the first episode when the Moon decides to break orbit and leave the galaxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Joe Mama at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (Nh7gw)
The Shaggs! They were the best!
lol.. haven't seen these in a long time!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2018 10:10 PM (438dO)
LOL.
I remember hearing this on Steve Dahl's show. Maybe when he was on WLUP......
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:15 PM (MjTB+)
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I'm in GA, state of COE made lakes. In each of the big ones around Atl, they have already dropped lake levels over a foot to get ready for that rain.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (wYseH)
Most recovery is done in 12 steps, but moo dot noo makes you do 13. It's basically all the same but falling off the wagon is mandatory.
Posted by: Moo Noo Geek Squad at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Bones at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (DMUuz)
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This plane flies backwards.
http://www.luft46.com/aoart/aop75-2.jpg
Tails in the front, propeller in the back.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
the framers knew exactly what they were doing..
Deep blue states like Commiefornia only get so many electoral votes.. no matter if 100% of the loons in their state vote Dem.. exactly what the founders wanted to protect the country from!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (438dO)
Oh yeah.. right there with my Scentsy wax melts and essential oils.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 09, 2018 10:19 PM (v1udk)
THat's right, bitch, so suck it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 10:19 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at September 09, 2018 10:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Slaveholder at September 09, 2018 10:19 PM (DZOpY)
...and not just the prices of goods and services, but the price of money itself.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 10:19 PM (EZebt)
If the majority wants your stuff all it has to do is pass a a law and instant Free Shit!
Posted by: Ripley at September 09, 2018 10:20 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (UFLLM)
But it makes for a really spectacular Bananas Foster.
Posted by: Miklos, all up on that flambe bidnis at September 09, 2018 10:20 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:13 PM (wYseH)
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Yankees fan.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:20 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2018 10:20 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
.........Yeah.. I believe it was Steve Dahl or Johnathan Brandmeier who would play the Shaggs for fun. Pretty sure it was Dahl..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2018 10:20 PM (438dO)
Jupiter is mostly gas. Why would it have a magnetic field? There has to be a reason why they call Jupiter a 'gas giant.'
Posted by: Amos Moseson at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (GFNAW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Blutarski at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM
Sic transit front holes, eh?
Posted by: Bones at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
Just looked up information about The Shaggs. Talk about a bizarre group. They sound kind of like John's Children (which I believe was an early band of Marc Bolan's).
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (feaxc)
So, I get back, here's the ONT and 75+ comments.
snnff ... Still kinda fresh thread smell.
snnff ... Trace of spilled beer...
Howdy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - we'll have a barrel of fun at September 09, 2018 10:22 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (2DOZq)
Star Wars: 1999 is on. It's the first episode when the Moon decides to break orbit and leave the galaxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (CbBW3)
What channel?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (8iiMU)
Good luck figuring the true cost of money with the fucking fed screwing around with interest rates. No one can convince me the fed controlling the money supply is a good thing.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (8iiMU)
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Wow, that brings back memories. Steve Dahl and Gary Meyer. I think I still have a LOOP sweatshirt somewhere.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (JJZzu)
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Easy for you to say.
Posted by: Gary Powers at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (CDGwz)
91
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Star Wars: 1999 is on. It's the first episode when the Moon decides to break orbit and leave the galaxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (CbBW3)
What channel?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
COMET
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (MTjB1)
That Martin Cizmar, he's a piece of work. Notice his verified blue checkmark. He's one of the anointed.
Him and Ruth Buzzard Ginsburg, they are quite alike.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:12 PM (JJZzu)
Oil, you'd think.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:14 PM (wYseH)
Most recovery is done in 12 steps, but moo dot noo makes you do 13. It's basically all the same but falling off the wagon is mandatory.
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First step is admitting you have a problem.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2018 10:20 PM (438dO)
Yeah, definitely Dahl.
Brandmeier was too straight-laced for that....lol.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (UFLLM)
I think when the guy says "our government," he doesn't mean ones he shares. It belongs to him and his pals
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (LsBY9)
Apparently *someone* never tried having to explain your average European parliamentary democracy.
Jesus Henry Christ, I'm still not sure who's gonna govern Sweden.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (CbBW3)
Dammit. The one channel we do not have. Stupid Charter.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:25 PM (CbBW3)
These assholes will not allow a legitimate assessment of legal votes, ie. through voter id. And then they babble on about the number of votes, as if that has any meaning after they nullify that meaning. Fuck you.
Posted by: Stev at September 09, 2018 10:25 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Model_1066 at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (d8QVZ)
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (/cL3k)
*clears throat*
Posted by: Zombie Gustavus Adolphus at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
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We've done Ginger v. Mary Ann to death. For the 'ettes, Sgt. Schultz or Col. Klink?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)
I especially still love "It's Raining On Prom Night" and She Na Na's "Those Magic Changes."
Bullens' story is especially sad. She was all set to become a superstar around the time the Grease soundtrack came out... then she had a child (daughter?) who got sick with cancer and ultimately died. Drove her so crazy that she's now living as a man and has changed her professional name to... Cidny Bullens (not a typo).
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (feaxc)
Woman Severely Injured After Mistaking Dynamite for Candle During Power Outage
Wile E. Coyote nods in agreement.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (d8QVZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
THE COMMENTS MAKE ME LAUGH SOSOSO HARD!!!
you guys are SO SO cute!!
Posted by: suzyqt at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (+vvPT)
*tips fedora*
Posted by: your neighbor at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (GFNAW)
Most people don't know that the United States banned the importation of slaves in 1807 before Great Britain did.
Most students are told that the U.S. is the only country since Rome to have slaves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: mindful webworker - snapping fingers at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (lFi5f)
New York Democrats slammed for mailer implying Cynthia Nixon is anti-Semitic
preview.tinyurl.com/y7hvyhr7
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (UFLLM)
Star Wars: 1999 is on. It's the first episode when the Moon decides to break orbit and leave the galaxy.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (CbBW3)
This series is really an allegory about Trump, and how he caused the Democrat party to break away from reality and leave the galaxy. Is there anything he cannot do?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:28 PM (8iiMU)
I, like many others here, have no cable.
I have zero use for cable. I don't even miss fox news.
I receive 37 channels over the air. Three channels offer shows I watch.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:28 PM (CbBW3)
Woman Severely Injured After Mistaking Dynamite for Candle During Power Outage
Three Stooges
Warner Bros cartoon
F-Troop
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2018 10:08 PM (IqV8l)
Yeah. I will call BS on the dynamite story. Number one: very few people have dynamite lying around. Number two: it doesn't come with a fuse in it. You have to make a hole in the dynamite stick with a brass punch, and then insert an electric blasting cap, or a regular blasting cap crimped onto a length of waterproof fuse. And that fuse will normally be a foot long or more, to give the user enough time to unass the area. And it is real hard to light it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 10:28 PM (iwUO9)
At least the lamb was good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (wYseH)
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Look, we KNOW you're a Yankees fan. You don't have to keep proving it to us.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:28 PM (JJZzu)
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Michael Moore is a gassy giant.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (+lVUW)
I'll tattoo "mysoginist" on my forehead to make it go away.
Posted by: Model_1066 at September 09, 2018 10:29 PM (LTE9d)
I'm thinking it was an M 80 firecracker.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)
It's free over the air.
Also...
https://www.comettv.com/watch-live/
If you have a Roku player they have a Roku app.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2018 10:29 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 09, 2018 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 10:30 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (wYseH)
Did you smile, your work to see?
Was he who made the lamb CBD?
Posted by: Wm. Blake at September 09, 2018 10:30 PM (y87Qq)
For openers, having graduated from high school, I don't hate "ON" anything.
Now that we've got that out of the way, you get to vote despite obviously having a lower IQ than most people. You have no moral argument for why low IQ people - or people who pay no taxes - should have a vote. But according to our weird rules, nitwits and parasites get to vote. Why are you hating "ON" (to adopt your illiterate patois) common sense?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 10:30 PM (hvAUG)
Just to be clear, who's on top?
Are you shitting me? Jesus..
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 10:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: kallisto at September 09, 2018 10:30 PM (2sspa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (LsBY9)
New York Democrats slammed for mailer implying Cynthia Nixon is anti-Semitic
preview.tinyurl.com/y7hvyhr7
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (c07y/)
McCain didn't even punch back before the South Carolina primary when I claimed he had a POC child.
Posted by: W 2000 at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (GFNAW)
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:23 PM (JJZzu)
bluebell, please don't shiv me, but:
Garry
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (8iiMU)
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My gosh, I remember him too. Whatever happened to those guys? I moved away from Chicago last century.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: JTB at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September
sure, not like we need some cheap foreign slaves when we cold make em right here faster and better than anyone else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Dbacks bullpen at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (mgrUE)
Jupiter's magnetic field is YUGE. If it were visible, it would be appear larger the Moon in the sky.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (8O3HH)
http://www.luft46.com/aoart/aop75-2.jpg
Tails in the front, propeller in the back.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
aop a nazi? That, sir, is a base canard!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 10:32 PM (iwUO9)
"Honey, I TOLD you not to keep those things in the candle drawer."
Posted by: Splunge at September 09, 2018 10:32 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 10:32 PM (hvAUG)
Never argue with a Leftist.
Never argue with a Leftist.
You legitimize their illegitimate argument.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Zombie Gustavus Adolphus at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
Need a lozeng?
Posted by: Robert with his trusty machete at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (/cL3k)
Most people don't know that the United States banned the importation of slaves in 1807 before Great Britain did.
Most students are told that the U.S. is the only country since Rome to have slaves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (LsBY9)
Saudi Arabia "banned" (for some values of "banned") slavery in 1962, IIRC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:17 PM (CbBW3)
===
September 13, 1999
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (nBr1j)
I saw him once in that restaurant they were part owners of. He was much smaller than that voice would have you think.
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (UFLLM)
Jupiter's magnetic field is YUGE.
If this were true, the Earth's Moon wouldn't have zoomed past it in Star Wars: 1999.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:34 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 09, 2018 10:35 PM (usM7j)
Posted by: Amos Moseson at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (I9Sw7)
It's the beans; they don't agree with me. Sorry about that.
Posted by: Jupiter at September 09, 2018 10:35 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September
And nobody wanted the Irish.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 09, 2018 10:35 PM (GFNAW)
Tough to baffle a graduate student.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:35 PM (YqDXo)
September 13, 1999
Our Future didn't turn out like it was supposed to. Because the Left DERAILED our course. I really believe this.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:35 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:36 PM (2DOZq)
Most people don't know that the United States banned the importation of slaves in 1807 before Great Britain did.
Most students are told that the U.S. is the only country since Rome to have slaves.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 10:27 PM (LsBY9)
Well, thanks to Hillary! One can go buy a slave in Libya...do they know that? Do they know the Democratic party is the party of slavery, segregation and secession?
Duh. Of course not, and no amount of evidence will suffice to convince them because they have been brainwashed and like it that way. I guess they're only Escape is death.
Posted by: Model_1066 at September 09, 2018 10:36 PM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)
How about a different option: Yul Brynner or Christopher Plummer (the movie Triple Cross, 1966)?
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:36 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: Jupiter at September 09, 2018 10:35 PM (iwUO9)
Did you know there's a gaseous ring around Uranus?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:36 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Robert with his trusty machete at September 09, 2018 10:36 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 10:36 PM (feaxc)
Stupid, horrible blunder. I wish I could go back in time and show them videos of Al Sharpton and BLM and plead with them not to destroy this country by importing slaves.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 09, 2018 10:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:31
You yuge YUGE, like Yanet Garcia's steatopygeous-arse yuge?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:37 PM (dEfTh)
COMET...
Remember?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (UFLLM)
Makes you smell unclean
Comet
It makes you vomit
so buy some Comet and vomit today
(I think I got it right)
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:37 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: Model_1066 at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (LTE9d)
I'd buy tickets if there were hungry lions involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (0ogQG)
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Curiously, Liberals used to rant about a 'Tyranny of the Majority'. Now, abruptly, they want to embrace it.
Whatever, the Constitution has done what it was designed to do, i.e. provide a mechanism to thwart totalitarianism...which is what you want.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (CDGwz)
And this is the genius of it. By splitting power in so many different ways the founders made it impossible to "fundamentally transform" the country...at least quickly and without extreme majorities.
And this in turn gives people time to see how that "fundamental transformation" turns out in states or localities that try it.
But the left knows they aren't being honest in what they are selling so they have to make their changes all at once and permanent in one go.
As an aside, I have a friend who voted for Obama mostly based on free/low cost healthcare for everyone.
Well, she actually just got on an Obamacare plan after some employment changes. None of the doctors she wants take it. The deductables are absurd. It covers nothing. And she is getting taxed through the nose for it.
I do have to stop asking her if she didn't like her doctor enough to keep him though...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (+DkQm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:33 PM (YqDXo)
Mauretania, 1981.
Posted by: Miklos, free at last at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (zCyNd)
Be well all, I'm off to bed soon. make wake up an annoy you in the middle of the night. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 10:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: freaked at September 09, 2018 10:39 PM (ECUPh)
Comet
It makes you vomit
so buy some Comet and vomit today
(I think I got it right)
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:37 PM (MjTB+)
I remember it as "Comet, it makes your teeth turn green."
Posted by: Splunge at September 09, 2018 10:39 PM (Vb4BV)
***
I'd like to know what percentage of the country has voted for gay marriage, unlimited abortion, and trannies in the girl's bathrooms.
I'm pretty sure that number is rather less then 50%...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2018 10:39 PM (+DkQm)
I miss the days when people were insane in private.
Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2018 10:39 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 10:32 PM (hvAUG)
All in your imagination, now stop asking so many questions and talk about something productive like...titties.
Posted by: Bilderbergs, Star Chamber and The Freemasons at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (UFLLM)
Well, she actually just got on an Obamacare plan after some employment changes. None of the doctors she wants take it. The deductables are absurd. It covers nothing. And she is getting taxed through the nose for it.
I do have to stop asking her if she didn't like her doctor enough to keep him though...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (+DkQm)
I had no idea Wile E. Coyote was female.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (YqDXo)
So after several days of intense Heat, my AC was running and running. Another big fat electric bill is in my future. I hate Summer.
Tonight it will get down to 50. 52, now.
I refuse to turn on the Heat. Not gonna do it.
I will not run the heat when I just running the AC. Screw that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:29 PM (2DOZq)
You are most likely right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (iwUO9)
>> arse yuge?
Yanet's divine derriere is just fine, thank you. Callipygian.
You want to see steatopygeous, take a gander at this:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-
6142657
All of Yanet could fit in that ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)
klink was funny too though.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 09, 2018 10:41 PM (Tm+wy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 09, 2018 10:18 PM (KP5rU)
Cantore was spotted on a flight into Gulfport last week (for TS Gordon, which missed me by *that* much). My FB feed blew up with everybody in South Mississippi sharing pictures from the airport. He's a nice guy, but we're never very happy to see him.
Posted by: Miss Sippi at September 09, 2018 10:41 PM (TuHHZ)
Tough to baffle a graduate student.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Yeah, I noted that. Must be a really knotty problem they are addressing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 10:41 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Splunge at September 09, 2018 10:39 PM (Vb4BV)
Either way, the vomiting part is right.
I think there was also a variation of "It smells like turpentine" with the pronunciation of turpentine wrong.
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:41 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:42 PM (dEfTh)
Srsly, F))) the NFL.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2018 10:43 PM (IROzs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2018 10:44 PM (+DkQm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:44 PM (dEfTh)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:42 PM (dEfTh)
Ah.
Posted by: Foxconn "associates" at September 09, 2018 10:45 PM (zCyNd)
Well, she actually just got on an Obamacare plan after some employment changes. None of the doctors she wants take it. The deductables are absurd. It covers nothing. And she is getting taxed through the nose for it.
I do have to stop asking her if she didn't like her doctor enough to keep him though...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (+DkQm
We had to drop our insurance after ObamaCare quadrupled our premiums.
Tell me again how ObamaCare was supposed to make healthcare affordable.
Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2018 10:45 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: JTB at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (V+03K)
Got it. About what I was expecting. I will be looking for some spent brass to reload, using black powder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 10:46 PM (iwUO9)
Well done! Nice Blake reference.
Posted by: Dr Alice at September 09, 2018 10:46 PM (LaT54)
I think I'm going to switch to the lowest cost plan I can find this time. I don't care if it doesn't cover much, my current plan doesn't either.
I wish everyone who voted for Obama had to pay for their own healthcare, but most of them don't. It's very aggravating.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Dr Alice at September 09, 2018 10:46 PM (LaT54)
Hooray! Someone liked it! I'm having a wonderful time!
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)
CITIZENS! Friend Computer asks all those without Gamma Ray Clearance to please depart the area and go on about your business...
And YOU Sir, yes YOU there on the left - take your hand off that immediately and put it away before you put someone's eye out! Thank You!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (UFLLM)
>> than yuge!
That's the KardASShian big-ass trend run amok.
That ain't natural. She had to inject Fix-A-Flat, as she's got an otherwise normal, and hot, body.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (hvAUG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 09, 2018 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
So after several days of intense Heat, my AC was running and running. Another big fat electric bill is in my future. I hate Summer.
Tonight it will get down to 50. 52, now.
I refuse to turn on the Heat. Not gonna do it.
I will not run the heat when I just running the AC. Screw that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (CbBW3)
Sugar, down here we call that "Winter" - we have run the AC on Christmas. Right now we're about to have "Fall" which is Summer with Pumpkins.
(I stole that.)
Posted by: Miss Sippi at September 09, 2018 10:49 PM (TuHHZ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:50 PM (2DOZq)
For a rum-based Hurricane, adapted for Florence, try this hip take on a classic cocktail:
Substitute spinach as a garnish for a Hurricane Florentine!
Posted by: Miklos, multicultural mixologist at September 09, 2018 10:50 PM (zCyNd)
http://coalitionoftheswilling.net/?p=23937
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:50 PM (MjTB+)
Tough to baffle a graduate student.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Yeah, I noted that. Must be a really knotty problem they are addressing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 10:41 PM (xSo9G)
Increasingly, in my dotage, I encounter people saying things that cause me to laugh, inexplicably to most onlookers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:31 PM (JJZzu)
Steve and Garry broke up. For a long time, they were on WGN (!?!), the station they used to make fun of (Wally Phillips?). Garry did his own thing with Roe Kahn(sp?) on WLSAM until he left, and Steve went to an FM station.
I live across the Lake in MI, so I can get WLSAM, but not FM.
I think Steve Dahl is still around - back on an AM station, I think, since I heard him for a few minutes last week.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:51 PM (8iiMU)
That's not a joke, I actually did. Great show!
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 10:51 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM
Yup. But I'm still blaming Yanet (and the Unspeakable Armenians) for the high price of silicone these days...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:51 PM (dEfTh)
185
So after several days of intense Heat, my AC was running and
running. Another big fat electric bill is in my future. I hate Summer.
Tonight it will get down to 50. 52, now.
I refuse to turn on the Heat. Not gonna do it.
I will not run the heat when I just running the AC. Screw that.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 10:40 PM (CbBW3)
Get some fans. It could be 80 degrees at night and if you have one positioned right you can sleep well with just that. Trust me, I've done it when the indoor temp was 97 because the AC unit froze.
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:53 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:51 PM (dEfTh)
With all of the huge abominations popular these days, is it still an insult to tell someone to get their fat ass out of the way?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:53 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:51 PM (8iiMU)
To complete my Steve Dahl thoughts, I remember one afternoon he got on the air, and he caught his small child Patrick (maybe two years old) standing in front of the couch, peeing on it. Steve was exasperated. His advice was priceless:
"People, if you have small children, all I gotta tell you is, buy beanbags and cinder blocks, and wait it out."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 09, 2018 10:54 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:53 PM (MjTB+)
Whole house fans can many times obviate the need for AC at night, assuming nights cool off a bit where you live.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:55 PM (YqDXo)
I disliked McCain and have no feeling one way or the other about his
death but when John Kerry kicks the bucket I will......damn Christianity
getting in the way of my rant and now I have to ask forgiveness and
strength to let it go.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:11 PM (2DOZq)
Maybe we can have someone thrown his cremains over the White House fence?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2018 10:55 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:53 PM (T71PA)
I propose a new word for the moron lexicon, to denote the appearance of a badly-done butt enhancement: "abumination".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 10:55 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bluebell at September 09, 2018 10:56 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2018 10:55 PM (2K6fY)
White House? You mispelled "sewage treament plant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:56 PM (YqDXo)
can't win big then lose bigger!
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 10:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:55 PM (YqDXo)
When it was 97, I lived with a desktop oscillating fan 3 feet from the bed.
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 10:57 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 10:58 PM (MIvRT)
Trump won seven of the ten most populous states. Five of the ten least populous states were won by Hillary.
Trump won the popular vote, excluding California.
The entire argument that "Hillary won the popular vote, so she should be President" rests on the assertion that since she ran up a huge vote margin in California, that should invalidate the results in the other 49 states.
That is **specifically** what the Constitution was designed to prevent - you have to be generally popular to get elected President, not just run up the vote margin in a handful of big states.
Posted by: The ARC of History at September 09, 2018 10:58 PM (dlwIY)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 10:58 PM (2DOZq)
Look at this KardAAShian abumination:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6060405
It looks like she implanted a basketball in each cheek.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
1 was Ft Hood to LAX: they stopped off in El Asshole, to top off with sillyvillians, then, after we took off, announced free beverages all the way home...
i was back next the galley, so i got fresh beers every time one of the stews walked by... in either direction.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (0bGss)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (dEfTh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 10:55 PM (YqDXo)
Which reminds me of one of my pet peeves.
Invariably on nature shows, someone with a British accent will remark that in the desert, after a scorching day, the night time temperature commonly drops below freezing.
Ask anyone in, say Phoenix, if that is anywhere near the truth.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)
64 not 61. Let me find some good Christie links.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Last year I was at a flea market and I saw a guy, had to be well into his 60's, had a long gray beard which he had dyed in rainbow colors, he was wearing a denim mini-skirt.
He had knobby knees and hairy legs and I just busted out laughing.
I never saw anything like that before.
And I hope I never do again.
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 11:00 PM (hvAUG)
Well, she actually just got on an Obamacare plan after some employment changes. None of the doctors she wants take it. The deductables are absurd. It covers nothing. And she is getting taxed through the nose for it.
At the time of the Obamacare discussions some liberal on a local forum told me I should support it because it would lower my premiums. Yeah, right, because telling people they can wait until after they have a serious health condition to get insurance is going to make premiums go down.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September
supply and demand, men in asia usually are not seeking hour glass figures in their women. less 36 24 36 more 26 24 26. with their trannies it is something else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
This was a live shot and not some retouched photo which made it all the more impressive.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 11:01 PM (2DOZq)
Meanwhile the Mariners avoided a sweep by those damned Yankees today.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2018 11:01 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Miklos, multicultural snazzy dresser at September 09, 2018 11:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)
They mean metric freezing.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 11:02 PM (y87Qq)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6060405
It looks like she implanted a basketball in each cheek.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
In a rear view, she'd look like a centaur: tiny woman perched upon a horse's ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:02 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 09, 2018 11:03 PM (0OmEj)
Speaking of Butt lifts, it turns out the Brazilian butt lift has one hellaciously high mortality rate compared to other plastic surgery procedures. 0.03% One out of 3000 will die from complications.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 09, 2018 11:03 PM (0OmEj)
sure they never understood why obamacare would suck.
some stupid insurance company, liberty something, keeps running ads featuring women and minorities, to sell some policy that will not raise your rates after your first accident.
you know why they won't raise your rates? because they overcharged you to begin with stupid. you are already paying the higher rate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 11:04 PM (dEfTh)
seeking hour glass figures in their women. less 36 24 36 more 26 24 26.
with their trannies it is something else.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:01 PM (MTjB1)
I was in an Asian country a bunch of years ago, and being petite thought I could buy up a bunch of cheap jeans. Nope. At a size 8 I was too large.
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 11:05 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 09, 2018 11:05 PM (0OmEj)
Ask anyone in, say Phoenix, if that is anywhere near the truth.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)
That does happen in Winter, even in the Sahara. Look up the phenomenon called "radiation frost". It's real, and I have seen it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:06 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 09, 2018 11:06 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2018 11:06 PM (jm1YL)
You're about 3/4 tard but 100% a Lefty. I know this because you have at least one of the three traits Lefties have.
The inability to make logical comparisons.
I take that back . you're a full tard.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 11:07 PM (2DOZq)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038872894607183873
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038872983882870795
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873080259637250
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873191815553027
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2018 11:07 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 11:08 PM (dEfTh)
Here's the SI page on Christie's 2017 shoot with her two daughters. She was 63 there.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y882agkf
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Vendette at September
lol
guessing it is an insecurity thing with the men. when you pull out both inches you do not want to compare it with a set of 38dds. which may also explain why porn from the region rarely involves one girl and one guy, she is only going to get the full eight inches if her boyfriend shows up with his three best friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873285306605568
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873393637089281
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873480777949184
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873559907688452
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2018 11:09 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:10 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)
I had to pause it. It's more of a gut punch now than when I saw it years ago.
I'll finish it tomorrow night. The eve of the anniversary of That Day. On a Tuesday, no less.
After 9-11 I never thought I would see the fucking precipice we face now. Were it not for the God-sent Donald Trump, things would be truly dire. As it is, I wonder if he was simply a hiccup in the Grand Plan, or if he was the wake-up call this fragile republic needed.
Dear Lord, I pray it's the latter.
Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at September 09, 2018 11:11 PM (/BEXP)
Posted by: navybrat, back to the fog at September 09, 2018 11:11 PM (w7KSn)
Trump To Declassify Bruce Ohr, Carter Page Documents As Early As This Week
I don't know if it is true or not but it would be interesting to see Trump come up with his own October, err September, Surprise...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2018 11:11 PM (+DkQm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873652421427207
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873749301473282
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038873854964379648
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1038874008853331968
Posted by: kbdabear at September 09, 2018 11:11 PM (0Ntuf)
Don't get me started on Obamacare. My premiums went up about 50% for
this year. And every time I try to use my policy there seems to be
problems.
I think I'm going to switch to the lowest cost plan I can
find this time. I don't care if it doesn't cover much, my current plan
doesn't either.
I wish everyone who voted for Obama had to pay for their own healthcare, but most of them don't. It's very aggravating.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (MIvRT)
Drop your plan all together and find a direct primary care medical practice to buy into. The cost per month is much less and you actually get care for the payment.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 09, 2018 11:12 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 09, 2018 11:12 PM (2DOZq)
True enough. Conservatives like Thomas Sowell asked and answered the question why can't they govern? Nobody wants their own state run like California, New York or New Jersey. Nobody wants their own city run like DC, San Francisco, Chicago or Seattle.
It could by a pirate curse I think. FDR stole pirate gold accursed by Aztec gods, and until he returns it the dems will be cursed forever ... this is my new position. I will tell all my friends.
Who will be the quickest to correct me, Democrats or Republicans? Who can fix them without their consent? What does it matter, when if they don't want to know what is in their own putrid little black hearts?
Make them invalid at the national level. Trump has started this. If the parties need to split or shift (because I don't think a single-party country is healthy) then we will deal with that later.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2018 11:12 PM (rnAwa)
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Enjoy it while you can. We're already well along the road to mud hut fascism, and air conditioning will eventually be prohibited to the serfs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2018 11:12 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:10 PM (MTjB1)
Y5!
What on earth was the post at 259? I need a fainting couch.
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 11:13 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:14 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Iasonas
My retired union teacher sister in law is a huge Obama fan and thinks Obamacare is the greatest thing since sliced bread. When she retired in her fifties, she and her husband, my brother, were provided with free insurance. Then the state decided that teachers had to pay 20% of their premiums. You should have heard her bitch about paying 20%. She had no idea that almost no one can take early retirement and get free insurance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 09, 2018 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (dEfTh)
I hope you used oven mitts.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2018 11:12 PM (Nqglq)
You forgot the obligatory "for the children".
Posted by: Miklos, childlike himself at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (vUcdz)
Some Daily Mail Christie links:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5734567
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6145491
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Dave Lennox at September 09, 2018 11:16 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (CbBW3)
#twoweeks
Posted by: Surfperch at September 09, 2018 11:16 PM (usM7j)
Poor Paul is heading out on a business trip tomorrow, will be home Thursday night, then is going to see our oldest daughter over the weekend.
We had a good time sleeping in late, doing a little shopping, eating takeout, and watching TV. And eating lots and lots of dessert.
Because we were on vacation.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 09, 2018 11:16 PM (uDcBt)
Sweet,
.
Now do oncology.
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (vUcdz)
Like Obamacare is any use for that?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 09, 2018 11:16 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (CbBW3)
Beginning of October, just before the next Supreme Court term.
Posted by: Miklos, not currently using the mayan calendar at September 09, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)
And YOU Sir, yes YOU there on the left - take your hand off that
immediately and put it away before you put someone's eye out! Thank You!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 10:48 PM (UFLLM)
This sounds so much like the RPG Paranoia. Good times.
Nothing like having an entire campaign wiped out by a misfunctioning neutron hand-grenade.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2018 11:17 PM (2K6fY)
I'll never let anyone take away my AC.
I'll kill for AC.
No joke.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:14 PM (CbBW3)
#metoo
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at September 09, 2018 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)
Arguably better than DPC alone:
https://insureblog.blogspot.com/2017/04/once-more-unto-breach.html
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:19 PM (vUcdz)
Borzoi boy: "Is that Spam, Daddy? If it's not a lot of trouble, can I have a tiny piece?"
Borzoi girl: "Where's my Spam? You're five minutes late! I want my Spam! My sister got 0.05 milligrams more than me! You want me to starve!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 11:20 PM (LsBY9)
I loved Battlestar Galactica when I was little.
Still watchable today. It's not as goofy as I expected.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:20 PM (CbBW3)
Obama fan and thinks Obamacare is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
When she retired in her fifties, she and her husband, my brother, were
provided with free insurance. Then the state decided that teachers had
to pay 20% of their premiums. You should have heard her bitch about
paying 20%. She had no idea that almost no one can take early retirement
and get free insurance.
Posted by: nerdygirl"
That's what I never could get around as the premise for the series "Breaking Bad". It was a great show, but I was like "You're a f*%#$* teacher! Your insurance pays for your cancer treatments!".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2018 11:21 PM (w+Jhj)
Arguably better than DPC alone:
https://insureblog.blogspot.com/2017/04/once-more-unto-breach.html
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:19 PM (vUcdz)
I personally would love it if the government de-illegalized true cat-care policies. Those were dirt cheap and plenty good as a stopgap against huge costs.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 09, 2018 11:21 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Vendette at September 09, 2018 11:21 PM (MjTB+)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 09, 2018 11:22 PM (GFNAW)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 09, 2018 11:22 PM (usM7j)
Still watchable today. It's not as goofy as I expected.
Posted by: Soothsayer"
And the Cylons never caught on to that "Sudden reverse thrust" trick.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2018 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:10 PM (vUcdz)
Actually, I did when I was researching.
I'm with Samaritan Ministries, with much better coverage than insurance, and it costs about a third as much (wild approximation, since I am out of the loop with current premiums and the patient responsibility amounts are difficult to compare).
I tell the story as a reminder to anyone who will listen that the government can only supply half the quality at double the cost.
Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2018 11:22 PM (4HMW8)
One of the interesting things about "medical bankruptcy" is that it's not about the actual medical bills:
https://insureblog.blogspot.com/2018/03/di-vs-med-bk.html
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:23 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:24 PM (vUcdz)
Arguably better than DPC alone:
https://insureblog.blogspot.com/2017/04/once-more-unto-breach.html
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:19 PM (vUcdz)
I
personally would love it if the government de-illegalized true cat-care
policies. Those were dirt cheap and plenty good as a stopgap against
huge costs.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 09, 2018 11:21 PM (FTXAT)
In the mean time, people are STILL better off not wasting the $500 and up monthly premiums on Ocare compliant policies.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 09, 2018 11:24 PM (FTXAT)
Also, John Bolton has announced that if the International Criminal Court attempts any action against the US or Israel, "“If the court comes after us, Israel or other allies, we will not sit quietly,”
Among the responses, Mr. Bolton says, the U.S. will ban ICC judges and prosecutors from entering the country.
“We will sanction their funds in the U.S. financial system, and we will prosecute them in the U.S. criminal system,” Mr. Bolton adds. “We will do the same for any company or state that assists an ICC investigation of Americans.”
Posted by: Miklos, nodding approval at September 09, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:25 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 11:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 11:26 PM (MIvRT)
I personally would love it if the government de-illegalized true cat-care policies.
Can our dogs just identify as cats to qualify?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 11:26 PM (LsBY9)
The New York Times and Boston Globe regularly publish articles denouncing evil air conditioning as bad for the environment.
Oddly, they never denounce heating, which uses far more energy in the US than air conditioning does.
You'd think that rich Northeastern liberals would be the first to volunteer to set their thermostats at 40 degrees during the winter to Save The Planet, but I guess personal sacrifice is for the hicks in the Sunbelt with their a/c.
Posted by: The ARC of History at September 09, 2018 11:26 PM (dlwIY)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:27 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 11:26 PM
Bolton's 'stache is a national treasure!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 09, 2018 11:27 PM (dEfTh)
Posted by: yankeefifth
A race of hyper intelligent Jewish Reptiles??
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 09, 2018 11:27 PM (IYqIp)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2018 11:28 PM (IROzs)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 09, 2018 11:28 PM (GFNAW)
Posted by: Cicero
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*bumps thermostat down to 76 deg.*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 11:29 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:29 PM (vUcdz)
Ask anyone in, say Phoenix, if that is anywhere near the truth.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 09, 2018 10:59 PM (T71PA)
I believe that such people are referring to the Sahara and Middle Eastern deserts, where that is the case. IIRC, several SAS troopers froze to death in the Iraqi desert during the Gulf War.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 11:30 PM (YqDXo)
You'd think that rich Northeastern liberals would be the first to volunteer to set their thermostats at 40 degrees during the winter to Save The Planet, but I guess personal sacrifice is for the hicks in the Sunbelt with their a/c.
Posted by: The ARC of History
Hicks the Northeast will have to set their thermostats at 40.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 11:30 PM (LsBY9)
Every single thing said at the mccain SAGA funeral was a lie.
But we expected that, right.
All that BULLSHIT spewed at the funeral was, well, all bullshit. Civility, bipartisanship, putting country over party, rising above petty insults, honor, etc.
Just a load of Leftist Fake News Cuck Propaganda.
The very next day the Left was worse than ever. The Cucks were as useless and complicit as ever. And Fake News was as dishonest and partisan as ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:30 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:30 PM (vUcdz)
Drop your plan all together and find a direct primary care medical practice to buy into. The cost per month is much less and you actually get care for the payment.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 09, 2018 11:12 PM (FTXAT)
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277
Sweet,
.
Now do oncology.
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (vUcdz)
Gee, if only insurance companies could sell policies that covered major unexpected expenses, and people paid out of pocket for routine checkups, immunizations, and treating minor injuries.
I know! We could call it "insurance".
You know, like it USED to be 50 years ago before the government started sticking its nose in, and people didn't expect insurance to cover everything down to bandaids and cough drops.
/rant off
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2018 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2018 11:31 PM (IROzs)
https://insureblog.blogspot.com/2018/03/di-vs-med-bk.html
Posted by: ibguy"
I would think that his plan woulda covered that. Unless his union was particularly bad at negotiating.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2018 11:31 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2018 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:31 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: NCKate at September 09, 2018 11:32 PM (zih7B)
Obama fan and thinks Obamacare is the greatest thing since sliced bread. When she retired in her fifties, she and her husband, my brother, were provided with free insurance. Then the state decided that teachers had
to pay 20% of their premiums. You should have heard her bitch about paying 20%. She had no idea that almost no one can take early retirement and get free insurance.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Retiring in your fifties is fine for people in dangerous occupations, e.g., the military, police, etc.
But teachers? WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 11:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ibguy at September 09, 2018 11:33 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:33 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 09, 2018 11:28 PM (IROzs)
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I had an opportunity to buy a custom-made suit for $40 in Ho Chi Minh City a few years ago. You spend $40 on a suit and it looked like you spent $60.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2018 11:34 PM (Nqglq)
My folks retired to Florida a long time ago. They keep the house at 78.
Have a nice life, I said.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 09, 2018 11:35 PM (CbBW3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
You can stand it above 76? I gotta have it set on 74 or I start sweating.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2018 11:35 PM (w+Jhj)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5734567
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6145491
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:15 PM (8O3HH)
Daughter needs to learn from mom: no one looks good scowling.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 11:35 PM (YqDXo)
system, and we will prosecute them in the U.S. criminal system. Mr.
Bolton adds. We will do the same for any company or state that assists
an ICC investigation of Americans.
Posted by: Miklos, nodding approval at September 09, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)
See, I have waited thirty years for some US administration to say one fifth of this.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2018 11:35 PM (2K6fY)
had to fly back on my own dime, since i was due in Atlanta for w*rk Sunday night and the USAF trash haulers weren't going to get me back in time.
my unit, being assholes like always, almost made me miss my plane, so i'm humping down the corridor in BDUs with a large Alice pack on my back.
made the plane, barely, and fell into one of those door seat sets where the 3 seats face each other, near the front. plane is damn near empty.
stew comes by, offers beverages, i ask about beer, and i believe it was a Sam Adams summer brew on the list that i asked for.
she came back with it, apologized that it wasn't cold, so it was free.
i had several more in the short time between Boise and Reno.
got on the ground there, located my next gate, and, saints be praised, there was a bar right next to it.
went in, sat down between the MILF business lady and the guys.
ordered a beer, and, before i could pay for it, the guys said "his beer's on us.".
to which the lady replied, "I was going to buy his beer..."
being a gallant man in uniform, if no gentleman, i said that i would be honored to drink both their beers.
several toasts, and several free beers later, i got on the plane to Oakland and home.
the summer beer was also not cold on those legs, and thus free, too.
got off in Ontario, met by my not unpleasant to look at blond lady friend, in a very good mood.
whilst waiting for my luggage to come through, i saw about 8-10 GI looking dudes leaning against duffle bags in the claim area, and asked where they were going.
they were Jarhead reservists, Tankers, from Idaho, on their way to 29 Stumps, for training.
i said "how funny, i was just *IN* Boise for training..."
the leader said, we know, we were on the plane with you....
sucked to be them.
#CAARNGFTW!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 09, 2018 11:36 PM (gjrhn)
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Mr. John brags that he's responsible for Obola because he scheduled him to speak at the 2004 Donk conversation.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 09, 2018 11:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 11:36 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 11:37 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2018 11:37 PM (w+Jhj)
Great story, but what happened to the business lady?
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 11:39 PM (MIvRT)
Unfortunately, I can't remember any of the details...
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (JPRju)
>> good scowling.
Well, cut her some slack. When you're a 20 yr. old girl being upstaged by your 64 yr old mama, next to which you look plain, you'd be scowling too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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We vacillate between 76-77. Mostly it seems a matter of keeping the humidity down, which creeps up at 77. At any rate 76-77 and ceiling fans. Ceiling fans make a big difference.
As an aside, I've been watching the barometer today, and surprisingly, it started climbing this evening. Not what I expected with stormy stuff kinda creeping up from SW of here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (iwUO9)
Unfortunately, I can't remember any of the details...
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (JPRju)
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I hope it involved, "rightie tightie, leftie loosie."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2018 11:41 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)
True enough. But if she weren't scowling, the contest would be closer.
A bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 11:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 09, 2018 11:42 PM (UFLLM)
What is the deadliest amusement park ride?
Pam Nathanson / Answered Sep 2
The most dangerous attraction ever in Disneyland was the People Mover.
A leisurely, elevated 16-minute ride through Tomorrowland. This Goodyear-sponsored attraction required a D-coupon. You and up to three others in your party rode in one of the 62 four-car trains.
Your PeopleMover train doesn't have a motor; the motors are on the track. Every nine feet or so, you'll pass over an electric motor turning a genuine Goodyear tire. The tires turn against the bottom of your vehicle, propelling you forward.
There are 517 of these motor-driven units on the 3/4-mile elevated glideway. They range from 1/3 to 3 horsepower each because the glideway sometimes goes uphill or downhill. Your speed ranges from 1 1/2 to 7 m.p.h.
Yes, you read that right: from 1 1/2 to 7 m.p.h.
So how on earth could that make it the deadliest attraction in Disneyland history?
On August 21, 1967 17-year-old Ricky Lee Yama fell from the People Mover and was crushed to death beneath the ride's wheels. Seems that Ricky and a couple of his friends were jumping from car to car when he slipped and fell to the track. A security officer who was called to the scene looked under the car and noticed the victim's head had been cut in two. The ride had to be dismantled to remove the body.
The vicious People Mover would strike again, but this time it would take on many people at once in 1968 when, during a rain storm at the top of a steep bend in the track, one of the car's wheels would begin to slip. The car began rolling backwards, smashing into the front of the trailing car. Then those two cars skidded backwards causing a chain reaction as it threw passengers from the seats and into poles, bars and surrounding walls. One woman smashed heads with her daughter cutting her cheek open on the girl's hair clip. Of course, lawsuits were filed and Disneyland settled with the 23 injured parties (amount unknown) before finally installing non-skid pneumatic tires.
In 1972, four teenagers riding the People Mover met tragedy when a gust of wind blew the Mickey Mouse cap off the head of one member of the group as the ride made its way past the Progress City Exhibit. Two of the girls exited the car by climbing over the side to retrieve the hat. They then thought it best to run along the track to hop aboard the next car. One young girl made it, the other ran out of the end of the tunnel and off the track platform before free falling to the concrete 30 feet below. But before landing, the 14-year-old hit a railing which surely added to her injuries which included bruises, cuts, a broken leg, pelvis, and hip. Three months in a body cast and an inserted steel plate and pin in her leg helped the girl eventually walk again. Naturally, she sued the park asserting that there should have been a guard rail at the end of the tunnel. The court disagreed and Disneyland prevailed.
In 1979 a similar incident occurred when a 4-year-old boy decided to crawl out of his slow-moving People Mover car to join his parents in the trailing car. At the time, the car was 30 feet above the Tomorrowland complex. The boy fell and landed on the pavement between America Sings and Mission to Mars. Fortunately the boy survived, but he did suffer a double skull fracture.
On June 7, 1980 during Grad Night celebration Gerardo Gonzales drove up to the park from San Diego and thought it would be a good idea to jump from car to car on the People Mover ride. Naturally, he slipped and was crushed underneath the ride's wheels after being dragged for hundreds of feet. The People Mover unfortunately has no "dead man switch" which quickly shuts down the ride when something goes wrong.
It's important to keep in mind that the evil people-eating People Mover ride "zips" along at a blazing 2 miles-per-hour. Perhaps it's that calm sense of "Disney" peace that allows people to put their brave faces on and act carelessly around what should be a harmless attraction.
Another accident occurred on the People Mover ride in 1993, though this time it wasn't from someone being stupid. An electrical fire broke out on the ride as it passed through Tron Tunnel near the America Sings building. Ride operators and automatic sprinklers quickly extinguished the fire before it was able to injure any park guests, though several employees suffered minor smoke inhalation.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 11:44 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2018 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 09, 2018 11:44 PM (cLj/v)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:40 PM (iwUO9)
We got a stand-alone AC for our bedroom a year or two ago. I have trouble sleeping at all when it gets hot, which it doesn't very often here near the ocean, but this July and August was a bitch. We were in the Deep South for our son's college graduation in August, and when we returned to SD, the weather was pretty much the same: hot and humid. It's unusual, but happens periodically when there are tropical storms in Baja.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 11:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 09, 2018 11:44 PM (cLj/v)
Had the same thought, but cut them some slack. They needed to have the protagonist in need of money, and to have some knowledge of chemistry.
Now, how much knowledge of chemistry most high school teachers have is another question.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 09, 2018 11:46 PM (YqDXo)
Unless that's all urban legend crap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2018 11:49 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 11:44 PM (feaxc)
So most of the casualties were in fact due to extreme stupidity? Darwin, however does he work?
And I seem to remember there were mass casualties in a roller-coaster wreck, at some park not owned by RatCo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:49 PM (iwUO9)
Unless it's left-handed threads.
There's quite a few of those out there, usually on rotating things like pulleys and gears. The idea is to make the torque tend to tighten to the nut, not loosen it, and sometimes that requires left-handed threads.
I've got a Woods 3pt hitch mower that has left handed threads on the blades. A few years ago, my 80+ yr old father was taking those off to sharpen the blades.
He had got out our big 3/4" impact wrench, cheat bars on a 3/4" drive pull handle and all that. He had forgotten it was left-handed threads.
I simply said, "Daddy, it's left-handed", flipped the direction on the impact, and it came loose. Well, it had to hammer a bit because of how much he had tightened it trying to loosen it.
He gave me a look.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 09, 2018 11:49 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Nightwatch..er at September 09, 2018 11:50 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: wammo at September 09, 2018 11:51 PM (Utnlt)
AOP, yeah, some of those people were just ridonkulously stoooopid. "Look Ma! I'm running from car to car!!" *BONK*
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 11:52 PM (feaxc)
https://youtu.be/flkW-ceNvck
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2018 11:52 PM (rnAwa)
Here's the weird part, the guy was a Russian, or Ukranian. I sense a plot afoot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 11:53 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: wammo at September 09, 2018 11:55 PM (Utnlt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 11:53 PM (CDGwz)
Does the new meter have Cyrillic script on it, and a radio link to Havana?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:55 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 09, 2018 11:56 PM (cLj/v)
Once you've been ass-raped by Dopey while Doc holds you down, you will never have a healthy sexual relationship again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2018 11:56 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:57 PM (MTjB1)
5. Ginsu's House of Fun With Knives
4. Porcupine Park, Needles, California
3. The Charlie Manson Wax Museum (defunct 196
2. Harvey Weinstein's Wild Ride
1. Rosie O'Donnell's Everything's Edible!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 11:57 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September
you are not suggesting they will not have any sexual relationships, just not healthy ones, interesting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 09, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Amos Moseson at September 09, 2018 10:21 PM (I9Sw7)
Because 'Michael Moore' is already taken?
Posted by: RickZ at September 09, 2018 11:58 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 09, 2018 11:56 PM (cLj/v)
Both of those scenarios would reflect badly upon Obamanation; can't have that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2018 11:58 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The script deceptively says 'Dukesky Power'. Transceiver it definitely has. Probably 2.4 Ghz, or something that I can't easily detect.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2018 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
Unfortunately the launch window runs to 3:38 am.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 12:01 AM (sdi6R)
"Action Park, where getting killed is just part of the fun!!" :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2018 12:02 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 12:02 AM (2K6fY)
5. Ginsu's House of Fun With Knives
4. Porcupine Park, Needles, California
3. The Charlie Manson Wax Museum (defunct 196
2. Harvey Weinstein's Wild Ride
1. Rosie O'Donnell's Everything's Edible!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2018 11:57 PM (feaxc)
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Corrosive Oxidizers
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 10, 2018 12:02 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2018 12:01 AM (xSo9G)
Deploy the Rasputuner!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2018 12:03 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 10, 2018 12:03 AM (MIvRT)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at September 10, 2018 12:03 AM (cLj/v)
The votes are in the Electoral College.
You, dolt, have no vote, just an official state poll.
Might as well piss and moan that the 01 NOV 2016 CNN poll was not followed.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 10, 2018 12:04 AM (1g7ch)
https://youtu.be/IUH-_jvguCs
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 12:02 AM (2K6fY)
Hah. Trick ending, I like it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2018 12:05 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 09, 2018 11:39 PM (MIvRT)
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she covered half my not inconsiderable bar tab, listened to my raucous Army stories with interest, and went on her way, because i was A: lit, B: in a relationship and C: dumb as shit.
she may also have been married, because i'm not sure i looked at her hands, and she wasn't on my next flight, which, since i was met, would not have w*rked out well anyway.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 12:07 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 10, 2018 12:08 AM (iwUO9)
Might as well piss and moan that the 01 NOV 2016 CNN poll was not followed.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 10, 2018 12:04 AM (1g7ch)
I love telling some douchebag from California that some hick in Wyoming has a vote that's more powerful than his
Posted by: Model_1066 at September 10, 2018 12:09 AM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:10 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 10, 2018 12:13 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 10, 2018 12:13 AM (MIvRT)
Well, Sugartits Maghee got lit, dressed up as Thomas Jefferson, and put on a performance of Westside Story while juggling flaming porcupines.
Other than that, not much.
Oh, and Bluebell shanked a couple of trolls. Slow night.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 10, 2018 12:13 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:10 AM (mvenn)
Dunno. What did'ja shoot at?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 12:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 10, 2018 12:15 AM (rnAwa)
Hey, they're flying a Telstar! You know what that calls for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryrEPzsx1gQ
Posted by: The Tornados at September 10, 2018 12:17 AM (c0oRm)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:19 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Heh! The problem with the Babylon Bee is it goes from satire to frighteningly prescient in about a week. I expect the "Illumanti" accusations against Kavanaugh soon.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 10, 2018 12:21 AM (IYqIp)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:19 AM (mvenn)
Humor aside, and with all proper respects... given your unique fambly history and such, I'm thinkin' you carry 24/7, or as close to that as you're legally able, and damn well seldom miss at the range.
I know I would.
*tip of the metaphorical hat which I never wear*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 12:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Who's your lurker at September 10, 2018 12:23 AM (lN2ek)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apw3xqwsG1U
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 12:25 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 10, 2018 12:25 AM (FJrl0)
The problem with the Babylon Bee is it goes from satire to frighteningly prescient in about a week. I expect the "Illumanti" accusations against Kavanaugh soon.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 10, 2018 12:21 AM (IYqIp)
I said the other night that the Babylon Bee is not only funnier than the Onion, it's actually *edgier*.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 12:26 AM (sdi6R)
*******
Given that anybody with half a brain can find out my real name and location, I don't really discuss any details of what or when or if I carry and how competent or not I am.
I am situationally aware. Let's leave it at that.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:30 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 12:26 AM (sdi6R)
Yeah, The Onion has kinda sucked lately. Trump-bashing seems so rote and predictable...
Posted by: Model_1066 at September 10, 2018 12:30 AM (LTE9d)
Posted by: Locke Common at September 10, 2018 12:32 AM (o4II/)
Hydrogen (which Jupiter mostly is) becomes a solid metal given sufficient pressure (for example, at Jupiter's core).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at September 10, 2018 12:34 AM (TM5Iv)
I am situationally aware. Let's leave it at that.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:30 AM (mvenn)
In a few wise words, much wisdom is found.
Plus one Bonus Spelling Error!
/mirth!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 12:34 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Locke Common at September
not sure how that is going to help someone have better sex?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 10, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 12:40 AM (2K6fY)
Well, except for the state of the art self-contained solar powered electricity, the high speed fiber-optic internet, the full sized pool table and a supply of good booze and cheap cigars. A good steak or two. Big hearty breakfast every morning.
We watch our shows on DVD with dinner, no broadcast TV. Minimal politics.
Sitting on the deck of an evening watching the sunset. Life of ol' whassisname, eh?
Back to work this week. Sigh.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:43 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:44 AM (mvenn)
Kitty just wants to go for a ride!
And/or bang that hottie in the coral colored tank-top.
Oh wait, that's me.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 10, 2018 12:46 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Zombie Helen Keller at September 10, 2018 12:49 AM (Tyii7)
That's a Paradise vacation. I've done a few, similar.
The benchmark such for me, will be a solo Trans-Atlantic, aboard whatever my next boat will be.
But there WILL be that boat.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 12:50 AM (QzJWU)
My Pal Foot Foot really rocks.
Posted by: Zombie Helen Keller
That's the philosophy of the world.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2018 12:51 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 12:56 AM (sdi6R)
*******
While I can understand the appeal of that, in principle, I don't personally share that dream. I guess I came of age in the Rocky Mountains, and that's where my comfort zone is.
Don't like beaches, don't like confined spaces and don't like being further away from shore than I can comfortably swim.
It sounds like you feel the same way about the ocean as I do the mountains. Here's hoping you get that boat and make that trip.
Cheers!
Tips a glass.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:57 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:59 AM (mvenn)
https://youtu.be/75wnlpbOi_k
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 12:40 AM (2K6fY)
It's all fun and games until someone gets their head bitten off.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 12:59 AM (sdi6R)
So I showed VT Fiance 6 Actual Insty's link 'Wine Before bed Makes You Lose Weight.'
Her reply "Duh, it makes you horny and you fuck the calories off!"
What a woman...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 10, 2018 01:02 AM (UFLLM)
Cheers!
Tips a glass.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 12:57 AM (mvenn)
I've never hiked the Rockies, but pretty well wore out a few trains in the Sequoias in my youth.
And conversely, some rather inhospitable desert in the Ocotillo Springs Wilderness, in the Mojave Desert, in CA. Backpacking the desert is... well... different.
I've also motorcycled 39 U.S. States, thus far.
I'm within 20 years of the rocking chair on the porch. But I'm damn sure not there YET.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Should've added Cuyamacas too, 'round Palomar Mtn.
Damn fumblefingrs
The rest transmits, intact.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 01:03 AM (QzJWU)
Cheers, my Brother.
That'll do for the nonce. Time for me to snooze, n' toil again on the 'morrow.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 10, 2018 01:06 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 10, 2018 01:07 AM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 10, 2018 01:08 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 01:09 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 10, 2018 01:09 AM (RuIsu)
captain john brown would disagree with susan b. anthony quote.
Posted by: wammo at September 09, 2018 11:51 PM (Utnlt)
Lysander Spooner (well, before 1880) would also object to that quote. HOWEVER, he would be shouting, "the escape clause is right in the Constitution, why do you agree with that tortured interpretation of simple language!"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 01:09 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 01:11 AM (sdi6R)
Singing, dancing, Christmas, and zombies.
https://youtu.be/nnDNOp0SN7M
Posted by: Kindltot at September 10, 2018 01:13 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 01:14 AM (sdi6R)
And I'm calling it a night. A new workweek is about to begin in a few hours.
Posted by: rickl at September 10, 2018 01:19 AM (sdi6R)
I wonder, has Lysander Spooner ever been on a postage stamp?
Posted by: Miklos, musing at September 10, 2018 01:30 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Adriane the Space Critic ... at September 10, 2018 01:32 AM (AoK0a)
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status /1038774320972095488?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 01:47 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: Senator Farticus at September 10, 2018 01:47 AM (/1qHD)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 01:48 AM (uSkUN)
Happy Monday
Posted by: Chro Nic Lee at September 10, 2018 02:11 AM (I9Sw7)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-45468082
Yeah, not terrorism -- it's just the craziest coincidence that 99% of the time, when someone goes on a murderous mass-killing rampage in Europe, he just happens to be Muslim. What're the odds, eh?
The best part: Frenchmen playing petanque nearby threw petanque balls at him and partially thwarted his rampage.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2018 02:17 AM (c+2jX)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 02:20 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 10, 2018 01:02 AM (UFLLM)
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does she have a single sister?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 02:21 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 02:26 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: BobM at September 10, 2018 02:32 AM (Xbthd)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 02:42 AM (gjrhn)
well, I'll be glad when I'm at 100%.
post-op surgery recovery going ok I guess. Incision infection-free.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 02:46 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: Chro Nic Lee at September 10, 2018 02:49 AM (I9Sw7)
(2) to prevent Super-Sized States (then being Virginia, now being California, New York, etc.) from being able to ramrod their candidates into office without the consent of the rest. Thus requiring candidates for the most national of offices (P/VP) to appeal to a national voter base instead of a regional one.
Obviously, reason #1 doesn't apply anymore.
However, #2 still does. And given (D) abhorrence to requiring (free) voter ID to vote, brings us to reason #3.....
(3) to serve as a firebreak vs voter fraud from mono-party states like CA, NY, etc., where one political party is so entrenched that the vote count can become questionable.
If all of a state's EC votes are already pretty much guaranteed to go to one party, additional voter fraud only affects local elections, not the presidential one. So even if the dead rise from their graves to vote (D) and the Alzheimer's nursing homes mysteriously have identical voter registration signatures for their residents and all vote (D), and any other vote fraud scenario gets enacted by the Ruling Machine the presidential election - at least - won't be affected. Much.
Posted by: BobM at September 10, 2018 02:49 AM (Xbthd)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 02:46 AM (uSkUN)
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all good things...
no fever, etc, either?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:00 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:01 AM (gjrhn)
Nope, no fever. Just very much aware of this incision that lets me know in no uncertain terms that I need to slow my roll.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:05 AM (uSkUN)
Pretty sure it's benign, but something that large gets staged (if cancerous).
So doing research and weighing the pros and cons of removing my remaining ovary and my uterus if faced with possible cancer.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:10 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 10, 2018 03:12 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 10, 2018 03:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:13 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:14 AM (uSkUN)
Re: the Electoral College, the original purpose was two-fold, (1) to allow for 18th century travel time and...
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I read that as "18th century time travel ..."
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 10, 2018 03:17 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 10, 2018 03:17 AM (vWMNq)
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You too?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:18 AM (uSkUN)
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oh... that's non-trivial.
we'll think good thoughts on the possibilities.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:27 AM (gjrhn)
still all to be devoutly wished on others we don;t like, not friends.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:30 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2018 03:31 AM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: Off the reservation at September 10, 2018 03:33 AM (vWMNq)
This life is just a blip.
So much more in the next.
Still, there's things left here that need to be seen to, namely my granddaughters.
I do know this much, this past Labor Day weekend is one for the recordbooks, afaiac.
The ambulance ride from Red Bud to St.Louis was especially noteworthy, in that I have never rode in one as a patient before.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:35 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2018 02:17 AM (c+2jX)
This is an obvious sign that common sense petanque ball control laws need to be adopted and enforced here in London.
Posted by: Sadiq Kahn, Mayor of London at September 10, 2018 03:35 AM (zTtjJ)
Dang thing takes up the whole page.
So yeah, things could be much worse.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:37 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2018 03:39 AM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:40 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 10, 2018 03:42 AM (zTtjJ)
Me: Good.
Doc: You don't have kidney stones.
Me: (sighs) And the bad?
Doc: You have a cyst the size of a cantaloupe that mutated from your left ovary. At least we think it's a cyst. Won't know til we cut you open and remove it.
I may have paraphrased some bits, but that's the gist of it.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:44 AM (uSkUN)
The hospital is top-notch, so thank God for that.
VA in St. Louis has no Ob/Gyn Oncology so I was referred to Barnes Jewish Hospital.
You guys would have enjoyed a stay there.
Plenty of nice-looking nurses and doctors.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:48 AM (uSkUN)
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FFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
double plus ungood.
talk about a whammy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 03:55 AM (gjrhn)
I'm still amazed that I was hauling around something that large without me looking preggers or like Quasimoto.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 04:00 AM (uSkUN)
Plenty of nice-looking nurses and doctors.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 03:48 AM (uSkUN)
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/me throws BS flag...
IDGAF how hawt they are (and most aren't, in my experience)... no matter how nice the facility, and i've w*rked in some that were designed/decorated to be upscale hotels in operation and appearance, hospitals aren't any place anyone sane wants to spend time in.
unless you're getting a pay check, and often, not even then.
YMMV.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:15 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 04:17 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 04:00 AM (uSkUN)
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you should talk to HRH about her fibroids.... pre-op.
in fact, if you're willing, i'll see if i can arrange it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:18 AM (gjrhn)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 04:21 AM (T4oHT)
I'm not a fan of hospitals either, but if I must be in one, I prefer a nice one.
Professional and friendly doctors and nurses are a plus also.
ymmv
Skip, once it got large enough, it twisted my ovary, and
it was on like Donkey Kong.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 04:26 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 04:28 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 04:30 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 04:36 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 10, 2018 04:46 AM (gjrhn)
VDH, going to try the link as its short.
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 05:15 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 04:28 AM (uSkUN)
I would assume that would rather be the whole point...although I suppose one could transition from male to female just to be a lesbian. Makes you wonder why bother, though.
Good morning roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2018 05:16 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 05:16 AM (T4oHT)
Above link to Grease and from this morning
americanthinker.com- why was disco ever popular are to blame fake news
( not a direct link, to long)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 05:22 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2018 05:23 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 05:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2018 05:49 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: creeper
I'll have you know many of us work diligently at laying about!
Posted by: Layabout Union Rep at September 10, 2018 05:55 AM (Xw5Ml)
Posted by: Not Ric Flair at September 10, 2018 06:06 AM (vCLgK)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2018 06:09 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2018 06:10 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2018 06:22 AM (SAhpk)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 06:22 AM (uSkUN)
Have a great day everyone. And may the weather not try to kill you more than usual.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2018 06:23 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2018 06:27 AM (wldC6)
I got to this lab right at 6. Right now they are pondering moving on to the 2nd patient.
Posted by: Not Ric Flair at September 10, 2018 06:28 AM (vCLgK)
Posted by: Not Ric Flair
I'm hoping that you're at least the third patient
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 06:31 AM (8ikIW)
creeper
It is a good thing to be laying here and laying there, laying all over the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2018 06:10 AM (hyuyC)
No. Just no. Absolutely not. I draw the line at free-range guinea pigs. Chickens are right out.
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2018 06:33 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: Not Ric Flair at September 10, 2018 06:34 AM (vCLgK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 06:34 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Not Ric Flair at September 10, 2018 06:36 AM (vCLgK)
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2018 06:42 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: wing at September 10, 2018 06:42 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 06:43 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2018 06:46 AM (l0mIQ)
A hurricane with 90mph winds and life-threatening rains is closing on the East Coast.
Dallas Police Officer charged in the shooting of an unarmed neighbor.
Daft Trump Tweet alarmed Pentagon officials.
US News revamps formula for latest college rankings.
Prosecutors back off claim that accused Russian Agent Maria Butina traded sex for access.
Without the internet, I would never have known these things.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 06:50 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 06:50 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: creeper
Maybe not. Yesterday was the first day of Rosh Hashanah. I'm not sure of how the celebrating goes, but I think day one is get drunk on MD 20/20 (It's Kosher) and turn the weather machine up to "11"
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 06:51 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 10, 2018 06:55 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2018 06:56 AM (DH5wZ)
Like NK had a military parade with no missiles in it.
OAN is what Fox should be.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2018 06:58 AM (DH5wZ)
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 06:59 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2018 07:02 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2018 07:03 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 10, 2018 07:05 AM (CE6iV)
Ten inches of rain the past couple of days. Ten inches is normal for two and a half months in this area. The hurricane is sure to bring another dose.
I'm thinking the Jew$ are behind this. $omebody is getting the big buck$.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 10, 2018 07:05 AM (LOgQ4)
The GDP Rate (4.2%) is higher than the Unemployment Rate (3.9%) for the first time in over 100 years!
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: creeper
He and Vic are about the only news I follow anymore.
JJ should arrive, but he might be a little worse for wear.
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:08 AM (8ikIW)
Some panel recommending that text books delete the word Heroic from description of the defenders of the Alamo. Abbott said not only no but Hell NO.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2018 07:08 AM (NP5IG)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 07:09 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: rammajamma
Sounds fair. Maybe we could just leave it to a popular vote.
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: JT at September 10, 2018 07:14 AM (hvAUG)
Some panel recommending that text books delete the word Heroic from description of the defenders of the Alamo. Abbott said not only no but Hell NO.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2018 07:08 AM (NP5IG)
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Heh.
Cool.
And how are you doing this fine morning?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 07:14 AM (uSkUN)
If the Democrats had won the Election in 2016, GDP, which was about 1% and going down, would have been minus 4% instead of up 4.2%. I opened up our beautiful economic engine with Regulation and Tax Cuts. Our system was choking and would have been made worse. Still plenty to do!
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:15 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: d9 at September 10, 2018 07:17 AM (WX+x0)
he kind of rolled over them huh?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
I'd buy tickets if there were hungry lions involved.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 10:38 PM (0ogQG)"
Trebuchet or helicopter would also be acceptable.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 10, 2018 07:19 AM (58Au8)
Just popped in to ask you to continue your recovery from surgery. Prayers are ascending for your health.
P.S. Your nic reminds me of Tina Turner's legs. A blessing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 10, 2018 07:19 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 07:22 AM (uSkUN)
How's he doing that? He isn't. He's undoing the work of the Democrats.
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2018 07:22 AM (VP1E6)
A shooting buddy has OAN and I see it sometimes - seems pretty good.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 10, 2018 07:23 AM (58Au8)
How's he doing that? He isn't. He's undoing the work of the Democrats.
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2018 07:22 AM (VP1E6)
4% growth for 8 years would create an economy BIGGER than Germany!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:24 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2018 07:25 AM (NP5IG)
I think when the guy says "our government," he doesn't mean ones he shares. It belongs to him and his pals
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2018 10:24 PM (LsBY9)
DING DING. Winna Wiinna Chicken Dinna
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 10, 2018 07:25 AM (9dzlp)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 07:27 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:27 AM (I9Sw7)
Seventeen years after Sept 11, Al Qaeda maybe stronger than ever.
Posted by: Konrad
Then we should help by letting more of then into the USA.
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:28 AM (8ikIW)
An economy that grows that fast will only produce more plastic straws. Enough straws to cover the surface of the moon three meters deep.
#JusticeForSerena!
Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at September 10, 2018 07:29 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 07:31 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 10, 2018 07:31 AM (NP5IG)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 07:32 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:32 AM (JFO2v)
Gizmodo
Huge, maybe ineffective pollution scooper launches toward Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
Film at eleven.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:32 AM (I9Sw7)
Film at eleven.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:32 AM (I9Sw7)
I love them lil garbage patch dolls!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:34 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 10, 2018 07:36 AM (xceTB)
Dear Sir or Madam, will you take a look?
It took me years to learn, will you take a look?
It's based on a lifetime of experience,
And I need a job,
So I want to be a headline writer,
Headline writer.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:37 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:32 AM (JFO2v)
---
These kids are in for a very, very rude awakening.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 07:38 AM (uSkUN)
L.A. Times
Seventeen years after Sept 11, Al Qaeda maybe stronger than ever.
_____________
You're welcome!
Posted by: Barry Obama at September 10, 2018 07:38 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:34 AM (JFO2v)
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Garbage Pail Kids trading cards FTW.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 07:39 AM (uSkUN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 10, 2018 07:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Barry Obama at September 10, 2018 07:38 AM (fqUgw)
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-intentionally-divided-nation-for-eight-years-calls-for-unity/
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 10, 2018 07:40 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Great article. Thanks
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)
SAILORS from HMS Queen Elizabeth have been arrested on the aircraft carrier's first journey to the US.
https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=81695
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 10, 2018 07:42 AM (uSkUN)
Yep, winter's coming.
Will have to turn on some obsolete desktops
just to keep the office warm. Might as well turn them into file servers.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:43 AM (I9Sw7)
I'm convinced the man goes to sleep in his suit, the alarm goes off at 04:30 and he rises ram rod straight up in manner reminiscent of a Noseferatu to start his day and conduct his business.
The man needs an action figure.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 10, 2018 07:43 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)
The man needs an action figure.
Posted by: Kreplach
I would not vote for Hillary. I doubted Trump! would do any good. About 2 weeks before the election and he was campaigning. it seemed, everywhere at once. My doubts started to ease.
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:46 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 10, 2018 07:43 AM (kT3/m)
https://tinyurl.com/y7fggsts
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:47 AM (JFO2v)
Upgrade from what? 18.04 is very stable in my experience- also 18.04 is a LTR (Long Term Release), so support will be available for quite a while.
18.10 comes out in 6 weeks, for those chasing the bleeding edge
Posted by: Layabout Union Rep at September 10, 2018 07:48 AM (Xw5Ml)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2018 07:49 AM (cfSLd)
The anticipation builds ...
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:52 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2018 07:49 AM (cfSLd)
Maybe Progressives get to pick the cause of their death.
[ ] Died in childbirth cause of Kavanaugh
[ ] Trump Tax Cuts
[ ] Hands up Got Shot
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 10, 2018 07:53 AM (JFO2v)
A hush falls over the audience as they frantically hit refresh ... while the orchestra tunes up and the house lights dim from the power draw.
Posted by: Konrad Oh Cho Hausen Zee at September 10, 2018 07:53 AM (I9Sw7)
Since we also fly regularly to Spain via American, we've just sucked it up (and layover in Charlotte or Atlanta) and flown with them, even if their miles program is awful.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 10, 2018 07:54 AM (cvabZ)
[ ] Trump Tax Cuts
[ ] Hands up Got Shot
Posted by: rhennigantx
[] Attacked by a pit bull while wearing a Pussy Hat
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 10, 2018 07:55 AM (438dO)
Posted by: tbodie at September 10, 2018 07:55 AM (R5V4T)
Posted by: Bruce at September 10, 2018 07:55 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 10, 2018 07:56 AM (7AQC5)
Forrestal was home-ported in Jacksonville then. Oh what fun we used to have...
I'm sure the statutes of limitations have all run out by now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 10, 2018 07:58 AM (vbvxt)
Sung to tune from Bridge over the River Kwai...
"Comet!
Will make your mouth turn green!
Comet!
Will make your mooooother scream!
Comet!
Will make you vomit!
So get some Comet!
And vomit!
Toooodaaaaay!"
Repeat chorus endlessly.......
Alternately, sing The Plastic Bag Song.....
Not sure what you call the original tune.....
"Suffocation!
Let's play suffocation!
Suffocation!
THAT's the game to play!
First you take a plastic bag.
Then you put it on your head.
Go to bed.
Wake up dead.
Whohohoho...."
Reappear endlessly.....
Great song to teach your kids in the car on a long drive.
Just make sure to point out the point of the song is NOT to put a plastic bag on your head - kids being idiots.
Still shake my head at a neice who - leaving the theater after a viewing of Pretty Woman - got the impression from the happy ending that this was the typical end game for a prostitute - forgetting the in-movie rant about how dead-end the job normally is......
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