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The Morning Rant

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"Isn't it weird how many people say they have tapes of Trump saying or doing horrible things, but they never show you what they have? Omarosa is the latest example, she says she has audio of Trump farting in an elevator or some damn thing and I guess we're now supposed to all go running out and buy her stupid book about what a horrible man he is -- which mysteriously did not prevent her from hanging around him for years. And then there's that sleazy little shitweasel Penn Jillette who says he heard Trump say, quote, racially insensitive things, unquote. He's not going tell you what these things are, mind you, just like Omarosa hasn't released the tapes she supposedly has. We're just supposed to take their word for it. But at some point, you've just got to say: put up or shut up, bitches. In contrast to this neverending circus, there's David Daleiden, the man behind getting Planned Parenthood to admit on camera that they're chopping up aborted babies and selling the parts for profit. He's been under an unconstitutional gag order for 3 years because the National Abortion Federation got a judge with ties to Planned Parenthood to buy their bogus arguments and Daleiden has appealed to SCOTUS. He says he has more undercover footage that he says, quote, includes some of the most damning and incriminating tapes that we ever recorded, unquote. And you know what? In contrast to Omarosa and Jillette, I believe him. Nobody will have to say put up or shut up to Daleiden. If anybody had something on Trump, they would've released it by now. But if Daleiden had had a free hand, he'd have released his evidence already. As it stands, the gag order might be lifted by October -- just in time for the mid-term elections."



And Speaking of Being Released In October:



The Dumb, It Burns!


Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization." What, is he high??

Dumbness level: 999.975 millikohns. This close to the singularity, relativistic effects become more pronounced and space-time is warped by the sheer weight of the dumb.



NOW THIS IS JUST MEAN:

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"I'd say once a year for that
guy is mighty optimistic."



I LOVE These Guerilla Theater Tactics:

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Not Buying:

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And Now, Some Good News:


Thank God For President Trump!



AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

(All one word, no spaces)

If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

8/1-Week Geek asked for prayers for his friends, D.V. J.V, and B.V. 19 year old Son and brother died in lake accident July 29th.

8/12-TonyPetes' father-in-law, a Korean War vet, died recently. Father-in-law had 4 sons and 1 daughter, TonyPetes' wife. Prayers for repose of his soul and comfort for survivors.

8/12-Grammie Winger, prayers for comfort and strength after recent death of her father.

8/12-Infidel, prayers for she and her family after the death of her father.

New Request:

8/24-Jane D'oh's son's friend-a young Marine was murdered while in Mexico. Friend's name was E.G. Prayers for strength and comfort for E.G.'s family and friends and that murderer or murderers might be held accountable and justice might prevail.

Requests for Continued Prayer:

7/24-Bitter Clinger asks for prayer for his former pastor who is recovering from a car accident in which his wife was killed.

7/24-Kemp reports that after 3 months his grandchildren are home from NICU (Thanks be to God), but will need continuing prayers for strengthening and healing as it's "a long road." He thanks people for their prayers.

7/24-AntiSocialist asks for prayers for herself for healing. Having treatments for pancreatic cancer. OK so far, but it is very scary.

7/24-WTP asks for prayers for Jake, son of a good friend, who has lymphoma and parents insurance has run out. Caring site for donations is https://tinyurl.com/yct9hvzv

7/26-Founder's MIL is having radiation treatment for glioblastoma. Prayers for she and flounder and family who are moving over so that she can sped time with beloved grandchildren.

7/26 "Dang" reports cancer has come back. Stage 4 of cancer of esophagus. Prayers for healing

7/26-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children. And prayers that important relationships won't be damaged and others would not exploit situation for their gain and others loss.

7/31-Pooky's girl reports that Pooky is sleeping better, not hearing voices when sleeping due to increase in medicine, but is struggling with personal interaction. Prayers for healing and Pooky's girl asked for prayers that he move up in company so that he doesn't have to work so many hours which causes stress.

7/31-Hrothgar's sister is home but very weak and frail. Hrothgar concerned about her living arrangements (is alone) and finances connected to moving to a assisted living facility. Needs rough places made smooth fort that.

****7/31-Slapweseal caring for mom who had stoke and for dad**** Things have gotten "exponentially worse" Please continue the prayers

8/6-Miley-Asks for prayers for focus and strength to help get her mother is retirement home and brother in VA home. Prayers that she "stay sane" and "be her best self."

8/6 Lurker Phineas has inoperable advanced prostrate cancer, Asked for prayers to bear effects of hormone and radiation treatment, wisdom for doctors, peace for children and that he might live long enough to comment his memory with granddaughters ages 2 &4. Prayers for successful treatment

8/6-Beverly, Has dad dealing with senility. Waiting for legal ruling by judge on emergency conservatorship for dad's assets. May rough places be made smooth. Beverly needs courage, strength, and God's wisdom. Brother needs spiritual healing and conversion, too.

8/15-Aelfheld's friend in rehabilitation needs continued prayers for regaining strength and mobility.

8/15 CountryBoy had a heart attack while in doctor's office and was taken immediately to ICU. Is home now. Needs prayers for strength, healing and recovery.

8/15 SteveOReno- Son has Bipolar 1. Was doing o.k managing illness. but then abused drugs and had an overdose. Son is living with parents now. Please pray that he gets clean, manage bipolar and can keep his job and please "pray for his parents too." (Fenelon's note).

8/17 Laughing in Tx-Wife had biopsies, Has cancer. One lymph node has abnormal cells. Will need to wait a few weeks to see the extent of things. Continuing prayers for wisdom for doctors and healing for LIT's dear wife

*8/20-Moki's daughter has had bad white counts and gamma globulin. Is starting school again. Please pray for positive resolution for medical issues, wisdom for doctors, healing, and strength.

New requests for healing, God's presence, strength and peace:

8/22 NorthernLurker-Prayers for his friend Pat who has surgery for cancer and whose wife died the next day. Cancer of Pat is terminal. Also prayers for his friend Karen who has terminal cancer.

8/23-ElvenPhoenix-Father, J.S. has heart disease, diabetes and end stage renal failure. Also, prayers for Mother to get through this season of her life with strength, grace and dignity. Continued prayers needed for healing from cancer and other issues:

8/27-Buzzion's friend is attempting to get custody of ex-husband's sister's daughter from foster home which no longer wanted her. Friend is dealing with "flaky foster parent and difficulties of family court." May rough places be made smooth so Buzzion's friend can bring girl to loving home.

August 29-Fox 2! reports that his brother is out of the hospital and in rehab. Working on a number of issues both chronic and acute. Thanks horde for their prayers.

Please continue to keep in prayers for healing: Sumdumchief, John, Dave@BuffaloRoam, Grannysaurus Rex, Lurking Curate, and Mr Feverhead. All of these posters have significant health concerns, and Mr. Feverhead is trying to work his way though a divorce with best results for children, as well as dealing with cancer treatments.

Job related prayers:

Donna&&&& looking for a job.

Votermom's friend Karen needs a new and better job.

7/24- Calm Mentor . Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. ******** For information on his situation and to give donations Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o. He thanks everyone for their generosity and prayers.

7/26-Red1c4IRL reports that his wife, DeDe, who works in pharmacy field lost job because of internal, unsupportive office politics, Red asked for prayers for strength and stability in search and that search for job would be short and productive.

****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five weeks. We will continue to pray for earlier concerns.If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list, have any updates or praise reports, please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, I cannot be on all the threads. Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors!

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:12 AM




Comments

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1 Rant on!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:11 AM (W+vEI)

2 In answer to your question, yes he's high.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee meister at August 29, 2018 11:11 AM (LISuA)

3 Slackers

Posted by: Dr Ruth at August 29, 2018 11:12 AM (HMHlJ)

4 morning, Oregon muse.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 11:12 AM (dPd5y)

5 I once heard that someone once heard that Trump! said something that somebody might not like

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 11:12 AM (8ikIW)

6 1st after farting in elevator.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (jsWA8)

7 I could've been first but I read the content.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (twG1r)

8 oh yeah ! no being willowed on this thread!

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (dPd5y)

9 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (kqsXK)

10 Damn, I missed the picture of Sgt Klinger thread.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (/tuJf)

11 No farting in the elevator? Is there a law against that?

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (8ikIW)

12 It's a quarter past the Gorilla.

This day is flying by!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 11:13 AM (vbJig)

13 In case you're wondering: yes, the media really does hate you if you're white, particularly if you are a white male. Sarah Jeong is the NORM, not an anomaly.

The hot "diversity manifesto" by Stephanie Yoo (previously titled "What to do if your Workplace is Too White") that is getting all kinds of love:

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/ 1034582426549452801

(remove spaces)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:14 AM (W+vEI)

14 CNN's Don Lemon Explains Antifa: 'No Organization Is Perfect'

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A building burned here, a head bashed there . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)

15 Court flipping is among the most important business.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:14 AM (mCMQ5)

16 thank you for the prayer list, Fenelon.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:14 AM (nBr1j)

17 from NYT's to G-ds ears, although I'm pretty sure he has them on a laugh track.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)

18 Hey, maybe some pro-fa members identify as African-American. H8tr.

Posted by: Aunt Luna at August 29, 2018 11:15 AM (twG1r)

19 In what universe is Antifa considered anything other than a violent imbecilic white fascist organization?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:15 AM (nBr1j)

20 Prayers of peace and love for the list.

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:15 AM (dM3St)

21 top 25,

now to see what I've missed today

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 29, 2018 11:15 AM (8D42x)

22 No way that bearded ninny gets laid once a year.

Once a lifetime, maybe.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (fqUgw)

23 Isn't it funny how no one has ever had tapes on someone like Obama or Hillary?

Do they have some sort of electromagnetic aura that erases audio tapes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (vbJig)

24 Scanned as:

"...He's been under an unconstitutional gay order for three years because the National Abortion Federation got a judge with ties..."

You will support abortion or you will be ordered to gay, often for as long as three years.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

25 Yes! Let's hear those things he said about women.

And about homos.

And trannies.

And them POCs also.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (xvfH1)

26 The nose ring in hipster dude is a nice touch to keep him from rooting.

Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (2Mnv1)

27 When I go to a restaurant with a group of friends and have to wait for a table , I give the name Donner . Half the time I've had them yell out Donner Party !Donner Party ! , your table is ready.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (FOeaV)

28 I gave my name in Starbucks as "Severus is an illegitimate patriarch", and as the (Chalcedonian) barista repeatedly shouted out my 'name', the entire cafe screamed "Restore Flavian to the patriarchal see of Antioch!"

Try it yourself, and see.

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (ctuyM)

29 It's funny to me anyway.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (FOeaV)

30 Jeffrey Toobin--who has a very punchable face--says and thinks so much dumb shit, you have to wonder how he ever got in--never mind finish--law school.

I should have given it a crack when I had the chance.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (rNG4W)

31 This...is disturbing.

Hire someone you know to dogsit.

A dog owner in Colorado claims that when he used a dog-sitting service to care for his dog while he was away, he came home to find shirtless men, a bottle of lubricant and a camera in his living room.

Jimbo, Keller's dog, was reportedly found locked inside a bedroom, where he was sitting in his own urine.


...and the dogsitter, a woman, was taking a shower.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (W+vEI)

32 Seeing the video about the Gospel movie allows me to re-iterate my belief that, rather than being an outlier, Giselle was more likely just a typical example of his profession.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (ku+fi)

33 15 Court flipping is among the most important business.
_________________

One lefty justice kicks off this mortal coil and Trump can flip the SCOTUS.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (fqUgw)

34 That guy mates once a year? With who??

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)

35 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

Retrieves his coffee cup. Spelled on the lid: "Cark."

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

36 The proper protocol after farting in the elevator is to hit every floor button so that everyone can enjoy it. And then stepping off.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (hqZPQ)

37 I went to a soul food joint in Atlanta and told them my name is Sambo.

They have a really nice emergency room in Atlanta.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (vbJig)

38
Retrieves his coffee cup. Spelled on the lid: "Cark."

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Lol...good on that barista.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

39 Pray for my friend JOE. He was in the Marine Corps and stationed at Camp Lejeune for awhile. http://www.tftptf.com He was poisoned by the water there and didn't know it. He's over 50, and now needs a new kidney and has an incurable cancer in his blood.

Posted by: jeff at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (xqr+s)

40 31 You think it's disturbing?I had to watch.
The Dog

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (mCMQ5)

41 If Donald Trump found the cure for cancer the CNN and MSNBC staff of dimwits would say it was racist because tumors are tings of colour.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (nBr1j)

42 What's the appeal of men with bushy beards? I mean, they look cool and more mature if it's styled right, but it looks stupid if it's like an afro for your chin.

And that flipped hair looks off from the beard...

Eghh.

Posted by: Lie Detector at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (e963N)

43 They also implied it was racist for Trump to rant about MS-13.
What do you expect from unmedicated mentally ill people.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (FOeaV)

44 I wonder how well the movie Gosnell will do? Anyone know if it's a limited release or not?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (kG5hP)

45 Didn't infer the hipster was married.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (hqZPQ)

46 Half the time I've had them yell out Donner Party !Donner Party ! , your table is ready.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (FOeaV)
****
an old "Eek the Cat" cartoon episode had something like that in the background of a restaurant scene.

Donner, party of eight!
a minute or so later...
Donner, party of seven!

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (dM3St)

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (dM3St)

48 So the guy with the beard has been married 10 yrs? looks a little young.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (Bdeb0)

49 "...He's been under an unconstitutional gay order for three years because the National Abortion Federation got a judge with ties..."

You will support abortion or you will be ordered to gay, often for as long as three years.
Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

So if I were sentenced to be gay, would I have to suddenly take up home decoration, start going to plays and just generally prance and flounce around?

Or would I have to do butt stuff too?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (rNG4W)

50 You think it's disturbing?I had to watch.
The Dog
Posted by: steevy

And you're out of peanut butter

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (8ikIW)

51 >>Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization." What, is he high??




Pssssst, Jeffrey!

They're wearing black clothes and masks --- that's not their skin color!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

52 whew. close..

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (dM3St)

53 I never thought I'd say this two years ago but Trump is cleaner and a better person that I thought he would be.

If there was real dirt on him, sexy women he's banged aside, it would have come out by now.

No joking, he's a serious role model for kids today.

Also he's banged hot chicks, so...still a role model.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

54
I heard a rumor that Trump was recorded saying "God bless America!" How nationalistic, racist, sexist and homophobic can you get!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (BWL+E)

55 As it stands, the gag order might be lifted by October -- just in time for the mid-term elections.

Noooo, no, no. We can't allow people to influence the elections. Constitution, etc., and reasons.

Posted by: The Hawaiian Judge at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (9uM40)

56 33 15 Court flipping is among the most important business.
_________________

One lefty justice kicks off this mortal coil and Trump can flip the SCOTUS.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2018 11:17 AM (fqUgw)

=============

Make Samuel Alito the swing vote!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (LZygN)

57 28 I gave my name in Starbucks as "Severus is an illegitimate patriarch", and as the (Chalcedonian) barista repeatedly shouted out my 'name', the entire cafe screamed "Restore Flavian to the patriarchal see of Antioch!"
Try it yourself, and see.
Posted by: J. Random Commentator at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (ctuyM)


boulder terlit hobo, is that you?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (+F0WS)

58 Trump farting in the elevator? That poor midget next to him!

Posted by: Anglo Saxophone at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (RNc6v)

59 36 Nah,send it back to the lobby so they get maximum concentration....

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (mCMQ5)

60 Prayers for all the horde in need

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (CE6iV)

61 51 >>Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization." What, is he high??




Pssssst, Jeffrey!

They're wearing black clothes and masks --- that's not their skin color!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)

=============

I always viewed antifa as almost exclusively white.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (LZygN)

62 Prayers for all on the list, all others in need. Fenelon, especially for your son. Bless all and may G-d support and shine His light upon you.

Posted by: Winston at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (wgCUV)

63 >>A dog owner in Colorado claims that when he used a dog-sitting service to care for his dog while he was away, he came home to find shirtless men, a bottle of lubricant and a camera in his living room. Jimbo, Keller's dog, was reportedly found locked inside a bedroom, where he was sitting in his own urine.

Not guilty of five counts of unpremeditated murder, so ordered, release the defendant, next case.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)

64 Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (dM3St)

I've never heard of Eek the cat. Off to google.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (FOeaV)

65 Just once, only once, I would like to hear the MSM saying something in the same dimension as rational.
Do they have an ongoing contest to say the most bizarrely stupid thing possible?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (nBr1j)

66 "I'd say once a year for that
guy is mighty optimistic."

Well, they meant mate in the generic sense, not the biological one. His gay wife let's him mate on his birthday.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (9BLnV)

67 The Lord is with you tweet made me LOL

Full disclosure: I would've yelled "and also with you"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (CE6iV)

68 "I'd say once a year for that
guy is mighty optimistic."


And can you call it 'mating' when the act can't possibly produce a child?

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (9uM40)

69 28 I gave my name in Starbucks as "Severus is an illegitimate patriarch", and as the (Chalcedonian) barista repeatedly shouted out my 'name', the entire cafe screamed "Restore Flavian to the patriarchal see of Antioch!"
Try it yourself, and see.
Posted by: J. Random Commentator at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (ctuyM)

============

I once gave my name as Fluffy, Destroyer of Worlds at a Firehouse Subs.

Dolley was just about as pissed at me as she had been about anything else I had ever done. Twas amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (LZygN)

70 35 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

Retrieves his coffee cup. Spelled on the lid: "Cark."
Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

I hear 'Cark' pronounced like Ricardo Mountalban in Star Trek 2.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (bcbK8)

71 44 I wonder how well the movie Gosnell will do? Anyone know if it's a limited release or not?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (kG5hP)


I had heard it was going to be released nationwide, but I don't know for sure.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (+F0WS)

72 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.

http://bit.ly/2C5mwUi

Posted by: SandyCheeks at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (ihzOe)

73 Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization."



At no time in that rambling dissertation did you ever come close to making a point. We are all dumber for having read it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (TUUTu)

74 >>Or would I have to do butt stuff too?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (rNG4W)

"To gay." Transitive verb. Yeah, you'd have to act. Dura lex, sed lex.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (Bdeb0)

75 51 >>Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization." What, is he high??




Pssssst, Jeffrey!

They're wearing black clothes and masks --- that's not their skin color!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)


AntiFa is the ultimate in projection...

Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

76 I always viewed antifa as almost exclusively white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (LZygN)

Probably mostly from upper-middle class families too.
Working class people don't have time for that stuff....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (rNG4W)

77 Love the Starbucks twitter thing. LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (lwiT4)

78 If Donald Trump found the cure for cancer the CNN and MSNBC staff of dimwits would say it was racist because tumors are tings of colour.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (nBr1j)

--------------

"Trump puts thousands of Medical Professionals out of a job!!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (I16G8)

79
I had heard it was going to be released nationwide, but I don't know for sure.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (+F0WS)


It's only a local story. That's why the national news media refused to cover it. That's what they told me in any case.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (BWL+E)

80 "I'd say once a year for that
guy is mighty optimistic."

==

it's on average
if he has a one night stand and they do it twice, that counts for two years

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (CE6iV)

81 >>I always viewed antifa as almost exclusively white.




Mostly, but some of the non-white ones are overachievers when it comes to getting in the new:

https://yournewswire.com/ pedophile-antifa-leader-girl/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI)

82 I wonder how well the movie Gosnell will do? Anyone know if it's a limited release or not?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (kG5hP)

I had heard it was going to be released nationwide, but I don't know for sure.
Posted by: OregonMuse



I heard it was going to be released in bits and pieces.

(Too soon?)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (TUUTu)

83 A dog owner in Colorado claims that when he used a dog-sitting service to care for his dog while he was away, he came home to find shirtless men, a bottle of lubricant and a camera in his living room.

Never use "Bob's Dogsitting and Gay Pr0n Service".

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (+F0WS)

84 76 I always viewed antifa as almost exclusively white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (LZygN)

Probably mostly from upper-middle class families too.
Working class people don't have time for that stuff....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (rNG4W)

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Rich white kids.

Pretty much the only people dumb enough to buy into socialism after it's 100 years of murder and oppression.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (LZygN)

85 It is interesting the FNM falsely claimed george Allen was a racist and that sunk him...but the same script has failed when run against trump

Are the voters catching on?

I mean the irony of your protege, being black, accusing you of racism is kind of hilarious.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (51GH/)

86 Trump! tweets..

How the hell is Bruce Ohr still employed at the Justice Department? Disgraceful! Witch Hunt

Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (8ikIW)

87 76 I always viewed antifa as almost exclusively white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (LZygN)

Probably mostly from upper-middle class families too.
Working class people don't have time for that stuff....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (rNG4W)

Not just white but deeply, profoundly white as in underbelly of fish white, as in never having spent a second in the sun white. And white soft, weak and ineffectual little white fists.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (nBr1j)

88 Facebook had a post about POTUS and FLOTUS visiting a boy at the Columbus Hospital. Boy wrote a book about his illness called "How I Became a Superhero". The boy's mom talked about how kind the President and First Lady were to her son. And the first comment was "I'm surprised he didn't make fun of the boy because he's made fun of other people".

The good news is that most of the other comments were about how tired people are of this constant negative stuff about the President.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (JKNZq)

89 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.

http://bit.ly/2C5mwUi
Posted by: SandyCheeks at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (ihzOe)

I'm RC and I'm betting it won't. Not this time. Especially with a feckless, uncharismatic commie pope.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (rNG4W)

90 Was the elevator going up or was it going down?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (IqV8l)

91 It must have been a grueling experience performing in the Gosnell movie. The guy who plays Gosnell in particular. Oozing that kind of smug evil has to take a toll. And everyone on the project has giant brass balls for sure. This is definitely a third rail in the movie industry.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

92 Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization." What, is he high??

He clearly got his Democrat Party-endorsed, left-wing terrorist organizations mixed up and meant "Black Lives Matter."

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (u9OP6)

93 90 Was the elevator going up or was it going down?

He said "going down." Yeah, yeah.

Posted by: Beavis at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (vbJig)

94 ot just white but deeply, profoundly white as in underbelly of fish white, as in never having spent a second in the sun white. And white soft, weak and ineffectual little white fists.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (nBr1j)

Well, the skin that's not covered by ugly tatts....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (rNG4W)

95 71 44 I wonder how well the movie Gosnell will do? Anyone know if it's a limited release or not?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (kG5hP)

I had heard it was going to be released nationwide, but I don't know for sure.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine
______________

It's only going to be distributed in Philadelphia markets. It's just a local crime story.

Posted by: Sarah Kliff at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (9vQJW)

96 Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization."

Ummm...no. Mostly white, vegan hipster pussies.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)

97 I always viewed antifa as almost exclusively white.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (LZygN)

Probably mostly from upper-middle class families too.
Working class people don't have time for that stuff....
Posted by: JoeF.

>>I'd say that calling a bunch of property-destroying thugs as blacks would be a racist act.

Posted by: Lie Detector at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (e963N)

98 Even me, with my Germanic ancestry, can't get as white as Antifa.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (nBr1j)

99 82 I wonder how well the movie Gosnell will do? Anyone know if it's a limited release or not?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (kG5hP)

I had heard it was going to be released nationwide, but I don't know for sure.
Posted by: OregonMuse



I heard it was going to be released in bits and pieces.

(Too soon?)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:24 AM (TUUTu)

Abort! Abort!

...I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK8)

100 88 Facebook had a post about POTUS and FLOTUS visiting a boy at the Columbus Hospital. Boy wrote a book about his illness called "How I Became a Superhero". The boy's mom talked about how kind the President and First Lady were to her son. And the first comment was "I'm surprised he didn't make fun of the boy because he's made fun of other people".

The good news is that most of the other comments were about how tired people are of this constant negative stuff about the President.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (JKNZq)

===============

I've said it before, but I believe that the proper method of resistance to a sitting administration in America is to be as rabidly radical as possible, but to rigorously maintain the facade of moderation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (LZygN)

101 He clearly got his Democrat Party-endorsed, left-wing terrorist organizations mixed up and meant "Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (u9OP6)

Bingo

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:26 AM (rNG4W)

102 Pssssst, Jeffrey!

They're wearing black clothes and masks --- that's not their skin color!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)


AntiFa is the ultimate in projection...
Posted by: Don Q



Is he confusing Pantyfa with BLM?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:27 AM (TUUTu)

103
And everyone on the project has giant brass balls for sure.

Yeah, in essence they've blackballed themselves from the industry.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:27 AM (BWL+E)

104 Half the time I've had them yell out Donner Party !Donner Party ! , your table is ready.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:16 AM (FOeaV)
****
an old "Eek the Cat" cartoon episode had something like that in the background of a restaurant scene.

Donner, party of eight!
a minute or so later...
Donner, party of seven!

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (dM3St)

I got to do that once at a restaurant when our large group shrunk, AFTER I had told them the number of people. the older guy next to us with a drink nearly sprayed the whole room when I said we were Donner party of only 6 now...


Posted by: SturmToddler at August 29, 2018 11:27 AM (8D42x)

105 >>The good news is that most of the other comments were about how tired people are of this constant negative stuff about the President.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (JKNZq)

If it was found that 5 percentage points of his approval rating were based on this alone, I'd be neither surprised nor disappointed. Keep it up, pressies; you're doing fine.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)

106 dog is making cute little wuffing sounds in his sleep

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (CE6iV)

107 It's only a local story. That's why the national news media refused to cover it. That's what they told me in any case.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (BWL+E)


The movie was done by a couple of Irish documentary filmmakers (whom I believe lean left).

So the guy happens to be in Philly in 2013 and wonders if there is anything going on and goes into the courthouse where the Gosnell trial is happening. He thinks 'This is a huge story' and looks around and is astounded that the courtroom is nearly empty.

And that's why he and his wife did the movie.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (+F0WS)

108 Posted by: Winston at August 29, 2018 11:21 AM (wgCUV)

Thanks. How very kind of you! I deeply appreciate the prayers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (AllCR)

109 Occupy Wall Street was an offshoot of the NAACP.

Posted by: Jeffrey Tard Toobin at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (FOeaV)

110 Tweets on Twitter are reporting that our very own AtC successfully parallel parked yesterday!

No reports on the number of attempts, however.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (ctuyM)

111 110 Tweets on Twitter are reporting that our very own AtC successfully parallel parked yesterday!

No reports on the number of attempts, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (ctuyM)

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Or the number of dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (LZygN)

112 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.

http://bit.ly/2C5mwUi

-
Pedophiles are people, too!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

113 To underscore how important flipping courts is,I give you the Fourth Circuit.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306100/

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (mCMQ5)

114 I think David Daleiden is a hero; I don't know if he's a religious man, but if so I expect his faith gives him the faithful warrior spirit he has!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (AllCR)

115 I don't think that I could stomach the Gosnell movie. Godspeed to Daleiden - may the truth of these horrors come out for the world to see. These are the people calling us Nazis when they are the ones perfectly fine with committing atrocities.

Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (oiNtH)

116 2 guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everyone knows who did it.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (F4u7C)

117 112 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.

http://bit.ly/2C5mwUi

-
Pedophiles are people, too!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 11:29 AM (+y/Ru)

==========

Have a nice cup of tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiKx8lOEktQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:30 AM (LZygN)

118 89
In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.



http://bit.ly/2C5mwUi

Posted by: SandyCheeks at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (ihzOe)



I'm RC and I'm betting it won't. Not this time. Especially with a feckless, uncharismatic commie pope.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (rNG4W)

Also a RC. And no, it won't blow over. State Atty Generals are sharpening their swords as we speak. NY being one of them, and I'm pretty confident that the Albany Diocese is guilty - having grown up there.People are going to demand change and vote with their pocketbooks. Collections will go down. Think the Peter's Pence (collection for the Pope's ministries) is not going to be impacted? And the bishops and cardinals who say we should just move on (Cardinal Cupich of Chicago -- this means YOU) are only going to drive people away.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 29, 2018 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)

119 92 Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization." What, is he high??

He clearly got his Democrat Party-endorsed, left-wing terrorist organizations mixed up and meant "Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (u9OP6)


By Jove, I believe you've hit on the correct answer. Toobin is senile and got his wires crossed.

It all makes sense now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:30 AM (+F0WS)

120 The movie was done by a couple of Irish documentary filmmakers (whom I believe lean left).

So the guy happens to be in Philly in 2013 and wonders if there is anything going on and goes into the courthouse where the Gosnell trial is happening. He thinks 'This is a huge story' and looks around and is astounded that the courtroom is nearly empty.

And that's why he and his wife did the movie.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (+F0WS)

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Thus proving that they have no understanding of current American political culture. That said, I award them many points for their bravery.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (I16G8)

121 >>Never use "Bob's Dogsitting and Gay Pr0n Service".


Heh. He used Wag, which is a nationwide service --- who should be vetting their walkers better.


The unidentified dog-sitter --- who Keller said he learned was showering in his house when he got home --- told the news station she didn't have knowledge of "bodily fluids on the couch." She added she used the lubricant to remove her keys, which were stuck in her car.

"So I ended up grabbing what I had in my car, for things, that you know, I do on my personal time," the sitter said. "I didn't think to put it back in my car."



Riiiight.

I don't know why one would use a service that entailed having strangers access to your home, whether it's Wag or that Amazon delivery service. No.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

122 He clearly got his Democrat Party-endorsed, left-wing terrorist organizations mixed up and meant "Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (u9OP6)

Bingo
Posted by: JoeF.


Lead by Talcum X.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (TUUTu)

123
dog is making cute little wuffing sounds in his sleep

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (CE6iV)


Awww! Now in the hotel at shows Dutch (the Beeg Boy) used to 1) take up most of the bed, 2) snore and wooble loudly and 3) twich.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (BWL+E)

124 Oh.... great... California does away with monetary bond.

You will now have a local board deciding whether you are a flight risk or not... based on 'local standards'...

Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (NgKpN)

125 110 Tweets on Twitter are reporting that our very own AtC successfully parallel parked yesterday!

No reports on the number of attempts, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Was she able to step over the curb?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0)

126 70 35 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

Retrieves his coffee cup. Spelled on the lid: "Cark."
Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

That reminds me of the picture of the bakery shop cake with "Nothing" written in nice script on top of it, because of course the customer had left written instructions saying "Nothing on top."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (k1TUh)

127 When I was a clueless Ensign, I went to the Newport RI Officer Club. Lots of senior Naval Officers perked up when "Ivanov, Boris Ivanov, your table is ready." was called out. Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (hyuyC)

128 I'd like to give my name as "Dental Plan" at Starbucks and see who gets it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

129 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.


Alla you wops get offa my lawn!

Posted by: Pope Frankie Fabulous I at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (jDF8P)

130 He clearly got his Democrat Party-endorsed, left-wing terrorist organizations mixed up and meant "Black Lives Matter."
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (u9OP6)


Aren't they all the same? Soros funded, left-wing violent terrorist groups built around lies and deceit....

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (F4u7C)

131 When it comes to resistance, I think the residents of hard core socialist countries have it right.

Passive aggressive non compliance. Sabotage quietly.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (O6tY8)

132 And that's why he and his wife did the movie.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (+F0WS)

Wow.. I hope it does great. I hope it comes in at number one. Nice to see Dean Cain working again.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (kG5hP)

133 128 I'd like to give my name as "Dental Plan" at Starbucks and see who gets it.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

============

Lisa needs braces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (LZygN)

134 Lead by Talcum X.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (TUUTu)

Thurgood Marshmallow

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (rNG4W)

135 124 Oh.... great... California does away with monetary bond.

You will now have a local board deciding whether you are a flight risk or not... based on 'local standards'...
Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (NgKpN)

Build the damn wall - on the border with California

Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

136 "32 Seeing the video about the Gospel movie allows me to re-iterate my belief that, rather than being an outlier, Giselle was more likely just a typical example of his profession."

if this is two autocorrects for "Gosnell", is this realtime proof of techlord censorship?

Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (ru28e)

137 2 guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everyone knows who did it.
Posted by: Sponge



If it's only two guys, one is claiming it and the other is high fiving him.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (TUUTu)

138 I used to listen to Rush every day but I haven't been able to for the last two years because of my work schedule. Has he been saying anything about the Meuller witch Hunt?

Posted by: Curious at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (Qdqzb)

139 Yesterday afternoonApartment on 15th floor.Elevator from Basement garage opens.. empty, and it is very obvious it's recently been crop dusted.I decide to skip it for the next one, and at the last moment, a woman rushes by me to get in.Sorry lady..

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (dM3St)

140 Thurgood Marshmallow
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (rNG4W)


I lol'd.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (F4u7C)

141 Here is an easy primer...

BLM - assassinates cops, mostly black

Antifa - beats people for saying things they don't like, mostly white

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (51GH/)

142 Does anyone know if Cardinal Dolan has made a statement regarding this scandal? I used to enjoy listening to him when he was still in Milwaukee.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (lwiT4)

143 KTYs HS has a stricter phone policy this year. Kids either keep their phones in their lockers or put them in a central container in the classroom.

While I understand teachers not wanting kids on their phones, I don't think it's safe anymore to separate them physically from their phones. In case of true emergencies

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:34 AM (CE6iV)

144 I want to go to a Starbucks and tell them to give me my coffee in the bathroom.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2018 11:34 AM (O6tY8)

145 Lead by Talcum X.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (TUUTu)

----------------

Stolen Pallor.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:34 AM (I16G8)

146 Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 11:28 AM (+F0WS)

I watched an interview of him and it was very interesting. He's certainly not a pro-life activist or anything. He looked at it as a hell of a story - murder, crime, corruption, cover-up, media blackout.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

147 Well you'd think that De Santis would have a easy time of it for FL Guv running against a full on commie-socialist. But of course we will have the first fake 'gaffe' to run 24/7 for 2 months.
Florida, Man.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 29, 2018 11:34 AM (r+sAi)

148 135 Oh.... great... California does away with monetary bond.

You will now have a local board deciding whether you are a flight risk or not... based on 'local standards'...
Posted by: Don Q at August 29, 2018 11:31 AM (NgKpN)

Build the damn wall - on the border with California
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

=============

No. Gavin Newsom is going to get single payer through in CA, he promises.

We need that constitutional amendment that strips a state of it's statehood if they file for bankruptcy. Immediate territory status. Every elected official (local, state, and federal), along with every state employee over a certain level is ineligible to be hired by any state or elected to any branch of any government in the United States for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (LZygN)

149 Seeing the video about the Gospel movie allows me to re-iterate my belief that, rather than being an outlier, Giselle was more likely just a typical example of his profession."

if this is two autocorrects for "Gosnell", is this realtime proof of techlord censorship?
Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 11:33 AM (ru28e)



I think the typical of his profession was profiting greatly on the body farm market and wasn't stuffing babies down the garbage disposal and toilet.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (F4u7C)

150 I pray for the people in Pro-fa- every day because I suspect if they were concentrating on their studies (Soros will be bringing this crazy, evil clown show to more campuses this Fall) or had jobs and were people of faith in God(as opposed to Faith in almighty Socialism/Communism) they'd be much happier and not violent . And I view Pro-fa as overwhelmingly white. I know a guy who graduated this Spring, is working as an unpaid intern for the local Dem candidate. Nice guy but an Atheist and a Bernie Sanders supporter. I hope and pray he doesn't fall for this movement.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)

151 Haven't read all the comment yet, but it strikes me as wildly bizarre that Omarosa would've been taping Trump in an elevator. W.T.H.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (mQ0Mc)

152 Toobin is reminding me of Cardinal Cock Curious Cuchin, who yesterday also said that the only reason people were criticizing Pope Frankie was because he was hispanic - ignoring the fact that both of Frankie's parents were Italians, born in Italy. (I think it's kind of curious that a pair of Italians would find Argentina such a nice place to be after WW2 ended)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh)

153 When the pope was seen as a conservative figure politically the sex abuse scandal was big news...

Pope Commie takes the big hat though and suddenly it is old news...

Hmm....

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (51GH/)

154 Sponge, I'm just intrigued if two attempts to type Gosnell resulted in Gospel and Giselle

Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (ru28e)

155 After just 18 months, Trump has "flipped" two circuits -- the Sixth and Seventh -- from liberal to conservative. Two more -- the Eighth and the 11th -- are on the verge of tipping.

If Sotomayor were replaced, it would be cow tipping.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

156 >>The movie was done by a couple of Irish documentary filmmakers (whom I believe lean left).


Phelim McAleer and Ann McElhinney.

They also made an anti-Global Warming movies "Not Evil Just Wrong" and "Mine Your Own Business."
They are awesome.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (W+vEI)

157 "heard Trump say, quote, racially insensitive things, unquote"
so many like to say "quote unquote", then give the quote. The above is how it should be done ... though of course when writing, we can use real quotation marks.
But any conservative thought on race is considered insensitive, since only (race based) hyper-sensitivity is allowed. And that must include denouncing our white privilege and the KKK in our genes.

If white guy quotes MLK's dream ... content of character, not color of skin ... that is pure KKK racism, only blacks are allowed to quote MLK.

But politicized blacks have rejected MLK, and joined the identity politics left. Trump is offering America the Genuine WOKE, as the Dems are going extreme racist, extreme bigotry, full on socialist.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (Cus5s)

158 Stolen Pallor.
Posted by: Calm Mentor



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (TUUTu)

159
Also a RC. And no, it won't blow over. State Atty Generals are sharpening their swords as we speak. NY being one of them, and I'm pretty confident that the Albany Diocese is guilty - having grown up there.People are going to demand change and vote with their pocketbooks. Collections will go down. Think the Peter's Pence (collection for the Pope's ministries) is not going to be impacted? And the bishops and cardinals who say we should just move on (Cardinal Cupich of Chicago -- this means YOU) are only going to drive people away.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


The quiet majority of the laity, the ones who fill the pews each week, contribute and don't raise a fuss - the ones who have been the backbone of the Church and have defended it for years against its calumniators - are pissed and they're vocal about it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:37 AM (BWL+E)

160 The thing is even most of the left wing Euro countries don't allow late term abortion.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:37 AM (mCMQ5)

161 If Sotomayor were replaced, it would be cow tipping.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear



If he'd just push her over....

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:37 AM (TUUTu)

162 Talcum X and Stolen Pallor get me every time. Absolute genius.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

163 Guy who was covering the Gosnell Trial for the Bucks County Courier was one of the few or only jounalist in the courtroom. I don't know his politics but it changed his view on abortion

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 11:37 AM (AllCR)

164 I've told the barista girl my cup name is Donald Trump and she refused to do it. I did a wink and a big grin to her scowling face. In McHenry county, IL, which gave Trump more votes than it did H.

I once thought they only had socialistic hipsters working in their big city stores, but have come to find them in Starbucks in places like Rapid City, NE, and Kearney, NE. Must be some strong vibes coming from HR in Seattle.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 29, 2018 11:38 AM (xvfH1)

165 No. Gavin Newsom is going to get single payer through in CA, he promises.

We need that constitutional amendment that strips a state of it's statehood if they file for bankruptcy. Immediate territory status. Every elected official (local, state, and federal), along with every state employee over a certain level is ineligible to be hired by any state or elected to any branch of any government in the United States for the rest of their lives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (LZygN)

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Only if they ger stuck with their outsized share of the National debt on their way out the door.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:38 AM (I16G8)

166 Talcum X and Stolen Pallor get me every time. Absolute genius.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

The original play on words is now too close to the 'forbidden' word to be used anymore.

Posted by: Jeffrey Tard Toobin at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (FOeaV)

167 If trump can get one more strong conservative judge after kavanaugh we might be able to get back to having a constituion...

How crazy will the left get if gay marriage or roe get overturned?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (51GH/)

168 After just 18 months, Trump has "flipped" two circuits -- the Sixth and Seventh -- from liberal to conservative. Two more -- the Eighth and the 11th -- are on the verge of tipping.

It's irritating that people can read this and have been conditioned to think no deeper than our side vs their side. Legislators can be liberal or conservative. Judges should merely strive to be accurate. To talk of "flipping" the courts from liberal to conservative is really saying we're replacing dishonest, shitty, inept judges with judges who have integrity.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2)

169 Sponge, I'm just intrigued if two attempts to type Gosnell resulted in Gospel and Giselle
Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (ru28e)


Autocorrect is the Devil....and yes, I absolutely think they pay attention at that level of detail.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (F4u7C)

170 No. Gavin Newsom is going to get single payer through in CA, he promises.

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With free! healthcare for illegals. Of which Ingraham quoted as saying this morning the price tag for that alone in CA is $400B...with a B...every year.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (mQ0Mc)

171 >>157 "heard Trump say, quote, racially insensitive things, unquote"

Trump should simply state: "So that you jackholes can finally get one bit of reportage right. 'Racially insensitive things.' I said it, you print it, bitches. Next question. No, not you, Quim Acosta...you've had your 15 minutes. You, you there with the sourpuss face, go..."

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (Bdeb0)

172
If Sotomayor were replaced, it would be cow tipping.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)


Who's bigger? The "wise latina" or the lickalotapus?

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (F4u7C)

173 Passive aggressive non compliance. Sabotage quietly.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2018 11:32 AM (O6tY

And wherever possible, comply with the letter of the law while pissing on the spirit.

Hence my suggestion on how to subvert California's pending "mandatory women in the boardroom" law. Boardroom cheerleader squad.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (J+mig)

174 I once thought they only had socialistic hipsters working in their big city stores, but have come to find them in Starbucks in places like Rapid City, NE, and Kearney, NE. Must be some strong vibes coming from HR in Seattle.

Posted by: Les Kinetic


More or less gay than ballet?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (AM1GF)

175 We need that constitutional amendment that strips a state of it's statehood if they file for bankruptcy. "

It's not widely remembered now, for whatever reason, but Arkansas technically went bankrupt in 1933 - defaulted on all of their bonds. It actually wasn't that bad a thing, in the long run - they couldn't borrow any money from anyone for nearly 20 years, and had to learn how to run things on a pay as you go basis. I think a similar thing should happen now to any municipality or state that over promises - let all the debtors lose their money (you f'd up, you trusted them!) and force them to live on a cash only budget for a generation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (k1TUh)

176 >>Oh.... great... California does away with monetary bond.

You will now have a local board deciding whether you are a flight risk or not... based on 'local standards'...




So...they doing this to take care of court backlogs? If no one shows up, then you can move on to the next case, right? And so on, and so on...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

177 My Italian immigrant side of the family ended up in Canada and the US.My great uncle stayed in Argentina for awhile until he was allowed to immigrate to the US.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (mCMQ5)

178 167 If trump can get one more strong conservative judge after kavanaugh we might be able to get back to having a constituion...

How crazy will the left get if gay marriage or roe get overturned?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (51GH/)

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I think some parts of the Left are realizing that their Ace in the Hole, the judiciary legislating things into existence, is very well coming to an end.

And they are panicking.

Yes, thank Trump for winning the election and nominating the judges, but also thank Cocaine Mitch for slowing nominations during Obama's last two years and barreling forward under Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:40 AM (LZygN)

179 2 guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everyone knows who did it.

Actually, I'm not sure what that was... *crosses fingers*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 29, 2018 11:41 AM (f6lTY)

180 Have a nice cup of tea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiKx8lOEktQ

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Speak no evil of the dead.*

*Zombies excluded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)

181 >>Gavin Newsom

Nivag Moswen.

Sounds more appropriately fey.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)

182 170 No. Gavin Newsom is going to get single payer through in CA, he promises.

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With free! healthcare for illegals. Of which Ingraham quoted as saying this morning the price tag for that alone in CA is $400B...with a B...every year.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (mQ0Mc)

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One of these days, one of these blue states will actually push through single payer.

It will go swimmingly (as spun in the media) for the first small span of time until it so obviously crashes that no one will be able to deny it.

And then we'll get, "It wasn't done right and the rich didn't pay their fair share."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:42 AM (LZygN)

183 >>If Sotomayor were replaced, it would be cow tipping.

Hispanicancellation.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

184

EM BUGLES FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (7AQC5)

185 Not that police are very willing to arrest Antifa, but it occasionally does happen. I cannot recall a single "POC" mugshot, personally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q)

186 Judges should merely strive to be accurate. To talk of "flipping" the courts from liberal to conservative is really saying we're replacing dishonest, shitty, inept judges with judges who have integrity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2)

Not just dishonest, shirty, and inept, but actively working to paper over our system of laws with a completely oppositional one that was never passed by any act of the legislature, usurping the power of the executive and the legislative branch in the process.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (J+mig)

187 Lots of leftists and garden variety uninformed liberals "know" Donald Trump is a racist but without any specifics.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (nBr1j)

188 >>One of these days, one of these blue states will actually push through single payer.



Thought Oregon and Vermont both tried it, and it failed spectacularly in both cases.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

189 also thank Cocaine Mitch for slowing nominations during Obama's last two years and barreling forward under Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today!

>>I'm not sure if you're insulting or complimenting Mitch here.

Posted by: Lie Detector at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (e963N)

190 186 Judges should merely strive to be accurate. To talk of "flipping" the courts from liberal to conservative is really saying we're replacing dishonest, shitty, inept judges with judges who have integrity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2)

Not just dishonest, shirty, and inept, but actively working to paper over our system of laws with a completely oppositional one that was never passed by any act of the legislature, usurping the power of the executive and the legislative branch in the process.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (J+mig)

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You know the people can't be trusted with running their own lives.

They need to be told what's best for them by Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (LZygN)

191 I've been trying to understand Mitch McConnell.

For the most part he seems an ankle bring GOPer like Paul Ryan or boehner. But he held strong on judges...

Does the CoC not care about judges? Does Mitch actually have some principles?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (51GH/)

192 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM


I live outside Philly. When it was confined to the Archdiocese of Philadelphia, yeah, I knew it would blow over. But here we are a couple decades later and it seems like every Catholic priest in the entire state of Pennsylvania was getting his jollies off with little boys.

I want heads. Starting at the very top. That's non-negotiable.

The stench of this is all over Francis. His non-denial denials reek of knowledge.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (LOgQ4)

193 One of these days, one of these blue states will actually push through single payer.

It will go swimmingly (as spun in the media) for the first small span of time until it so obviously crashes that no one will be able to deny it.

And then we'll get, "It wasn't done right and the rich didn't pay their fair share."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


And at some point, the ADULTS will have to tell these child-adults to stfu & stfd while the adults straighten shit out and quit letting them have the levers of power.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (TUUTu)

194 188 >>One of these days, one of these blue states will actually push through single payer.



Thought Oregon and Vermont both tried it, and it failed spectacularly in both cases.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

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Vermont got really close and pulled back.

I don't remember Oregon, but Colorado put it to a vote and failed.

Still, some state manage to do it, and those of you living there should start trying to move the second it happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (LZygN)

195 179 2 guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everyone knows who did it.

Actually, I'm not sure what that was... *crosses fingers*
Posted by: Hillary! at August 29, 2018 11:41 AM (f6lTY)

To be fair Hillary doesn't need to fart to leave a lingering, unpleasant door in an elevator.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (nBr1j)

196 In other news, Rome is betting this whole molestation thing will just blow over.

http://bit.ly/2C5mwUi
Posted by: SandyCheeks at August 29, 2018 11:22 AM (ihzOe)

I'm RC and I'm betting it won't. Not this time. Especially with a feckless, uncharismatic commie pope.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 11:25 AM (rNG4W)


I'm RCC and I'm betting it will. Because nobody wants to address the flaming, mincing elephant in the room for fear of being ostracized as a hater.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (kqsXK)

197 oh yeah ! no being willowed on this thread!

I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.

Anyone?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (FftaI)

198 Dumbness level: 999.975 millikohns.

So close to the round number 1,000.
1,000 millikohns = 1 kohn; is that the cap for this unit of measurement, or does it (can it?) extend beyond a kohn?

And if it's the cap, 999.975 is an awfully high rating with two months of election season to go...and G-d alone knows what madness we'll see if the GOP gains seats from it.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (wOTEq)

199 Lots of leftists and garden variety uninformed liberals "know" Donald Trump is a racist but without any specifics.

--

I wish it to be true...so it's true. -- typical leftist

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (mQ0Mc)

200 One of these days, one of these blue states will actually push through single payer.

It will go swimmingly (as spun in the media) for the first small span of time until it so obviously crashes that no one will be able to deny it.

And then we'll get, "It wasn't done right and the rich didn't pay their fair share."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:42 AM (LZygN)

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Isn't Vermont already a test case for this? I seem to recall they voted it in, and then had to vote it back out as it was a fiscal train wreck.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (I16G8)

201 I don't think Toobin made a stupid mistake. He probably assumes his viewers conflate antifa and BLM to a certain extent and that they will uncritically accept his slander.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (/qEW2)

202 191 I've been trying to understand Mitch McConnell.

For the most part he seems an ankle bring GOPer like Paul Ryan or boehner. But he held strong on judges...

Does the CoC not care about judges? Does Mitch actually have some principles?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (51GH/)

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I think he has great principles on the first amendment and likes to win. Putting justices on the courts from his team is winning, and he's getting all the wins he can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (LZygN)

203 >>And at some point, the ADULTS will have to tell these child-adults to stfu & stfd Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:44 AM (TUUTu)

David Hogg: "they need to let us have the power."

Son, no power worth having was ever given. Go paint your nails.

Posted by: Zod at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)

204 58
Trump farting in the elevator? That poor midget next to him!


Posted by: Anglo Saxophone at August 29, 2018 11:20 AM (RNc6v)


It wasn't so bad, if your into that sort of thing.

Posted by: Robert Reich at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (ymnmz)

205 I would volunteer to fill in for Sefton on a Morning Report, if nobody minds not getting the Morning Report until Noon....

Good day, monkeyshiners.

Posted by: mindful webworker at long last at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (l/Pix)

206 2 guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everyone knows who did it.


Now try it on a crowded escalator. No one knows who did it, everyone is looking at someone else.
Classic crop dusting.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

207
No, no. BLM and Antifa are separate but equal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)

208 Here is an easy primer...

BLM - assassinates cops, mostly black

Antifa - beats people for saying things they don't like, mostly white

-
Ebony and ivory
Living together in harmony

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

209 Give your 'name' to the Starbucks barista as "Allah U Akbar", and as the hipster barista shouts it repeatedly, the cafe will clear out, leaving the space all to yourself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (ctuyM)

210 200
Isn't Vermont already a test case for this? I seem to recall they voted it in, and then had to vote it back out as it was a fiscal train wreck.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (I16G

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That's the point I'm trying to make. One state will decide that the numbers are lies and still do it.

Vermont pulled back. Colorado balked. California might do it, but I doubt it.

It'll be some smaller crazy state like Massachusetts, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (LZygN)

211 "heard Trump say, quote, racially insensitive things, unquote"

Using the new definition, "racially insenstive - any action, thought, or intent by an anti-Establishment-er", yes, I totally believe her.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (qb5PP)

212 why does Fen not pray for Antifa ?

Posted by: Anglo Saxophone at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (kEGAF)

213 Things like Tax Reform and conservative judges are the only Trump agenda items that are supported by the donor class of the Bill Kristol GOP. That's why Cocaine Mitch pursues them, and has blocked every other single Trump agenda item. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 75% of the bills sent by the House have died a quick death on the floor of the Senate, at the Turtle's direction.

No credit to Mitch. Any (R) majority leader could and would get these things done. I'm concerned about the vast majority of legislation that he mercilessly blocks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

214 213 Things like Tax Reform and conservative judges are the only Trump agenda items that are supported by the donor class of the Bill Kristol GOP. That's why Cocaine Mitch pursues them, and has blocked every other single Trump agenda item. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 75% of the bills sent by the House have died a quick death on the floor of the Senate, at the Turtle's direction.

No credit to Mitch. Any (R) majority leader could and would get these things done. I'm concerned about the vast majority of legislation that he mercilessly blocks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

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It doesn't help when votes 49, 50, and 51 are Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, and John McCain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:48 AM (LZygN)

215 In GP's comments, at top, you equate Penn Jillette with Amarosa, but I've gone back and looked at the original comments, and that's not quite fair to Jillette. Amarosa (isn't that AssAroma backwards?) is intentionally trying to target Trump to hurt him and make money for herself at the same time, a truly despicable character. When you look at Penn Jillette's actualy statement, though, he was being interviewed by some presstitute for something else, who ambushed hi with the question about Trump. And Penn, being a talkative guy, said "Oh yeah, we were together on set, behind the scenes a bunch of times, and yeah, he said insensitive shit all the time, that's who he is, and I don't know, somebody probably made a tape, but I didn't, and I don't want to talk any more about it because I don't really want to be part of all this."

And that was about it, and then the presstitute turned that into a story about "PENN JILLETTE SAYS THERE ARE TAPES OF TRUMP MAKING RACIAL SLURS!!!!"

which is not even close to what Penn ever said.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)

216 96 Jeffrey Toobin: "Antifa is widely perceived as an African-American organization."
_______________________

Toobin's ass perceives these mainly white, middle-class, fascist jerkwads as black. Hence, they're "widely" perceived as black.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 29, 2018 11:48 AM (fqUgw)

217

Monkeying around in here has thrown a monkey wrench in my whole cotton-pickin day...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 11:49 AM (UFLLM)

218 I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.

Anyone?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent


Willow is a commenter who has a knack for coming into a thread and posting just as a new thread is started. Thereby leaving her to talk to herself in the now defunct thread.

To be willowed is to miss the "nood" thread notification and stay in the old thread talking with or arguing with yourself because everyone else left.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:49 AM (TUUTu)

219 >>I don't remember Oregon, but Colorado put it to a vote and failed.



That year CO had single-payer healthcare *and* assisted suicide on the ballot. Unironically. Apparently that was too much, so only assisted suicide was voted in.


For Oregon, I was thinking of their state-specific version of Obamacare. It was a mess. IIRC, $100's of millions spent on marketing and a web portal, almost no one signed up, and the person in charge fired, as she likely had embezzled and misappropriated a lot of the funds for the program.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

220 I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.

Anyone?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM


Go to the previous thread and ask the question there.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 11:49 AM (ctuyM)

221 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)

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Ugh. The Gell-Mann Effect is truly strong. I totally fell for this.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 11:49 AM (AzW6q)

222 220 I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.

Anyone?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM

Go to the previous thread and ask the question there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 11:49 AM (ctuyM)

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That's so evil.

I love it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (LZygN)

223 >So close to the round number 1,000.

1,000 millikohns = 1 kohn; is that the cap for this unit of measurement, or does it (can it?) extend beyond a kohn?




Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (wOTEq)



Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.



Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

224 If Donald Trump found the cure for cancer the CNN and MSNBC staff of dimwits would say it was racist because tumors are tings of colour.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (nBr1j)

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"Trump puts thousands of Medical Professionals out of a job!!".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 11:23 AM (I16G

"Trump is separating parents and their tumors!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (9BLnV)

225 35 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

Retrieves his coffee cup. Spelled on the lid: "Cark."


weather person on the radion station i listen to goes by "sarah with a 'c'". i have yet to figure out where the 'c' would go.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (xGZ+b)

226 Shit,every third word out of my mouth is insensitive to someone...

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (mCMQ5)

227 212 why does Fen not pray for Antifa ?"

I think any Christian can sincerely pray for Antifa to quickly receive the reward they so richly deserve. In Abundance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (k1TUh)

228 226 Shit,every third word out of my mouth is insensitive to someone...
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (mCMQ5)

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"to"?????

*faints*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (LZygN)

229 I was listening to a classical station the other day. The guy lives in NY and the program is "Piano matters". I Im not sure how old the host is-maybe in his 60s or older. I figure lots of people living in NY are leftists, but he ended his program saying, "When my father needed a job his took his bike and went to get one. He didn't riot." The comment happily surprised me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (AllCR)

230 I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.

Anyone?


Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM (FftaI)



It is a term used for when you write something, only to find that a new thread is up, and you've been left behind. Named fondly for Kirk Cameron. or a beloved poster named willow. Can't recall exactly which.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 11:51 AM (lwiT4)

231 225 35 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."


What difference does it make how the barista spells Marc as long she pronounces it correctly when she calls out his name?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 11:51 AM (nBr1j)

232 David Hogg: "they need to let us have the power."

Son, no power worth having was ever given. Go paint your nails.
Posted by: Zod


And he ain't big enough or mean enough to take it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:51 AM (TUUTu)

233 Go to the previous thread and ask the question there.

Oh, man, that is brilliant. *golf clap*

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 11:51 AM (asM0l)

234 weather person on the radion station i listen to goes by "sarah with a 'c'". i have yet to figure out where the 'c' would go."

Have you seen the card featuring Cindy with One I?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)

235 218 To be willowed is to miss the "nood" thread notification and stay in the old thread talking with or arguing with yourself because everyone else left.

nothing wrong with that, unless you lose.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM (xGZ+b)

236 To be willowed is to miss the "nood" thread notification and stay in the
old thread talking with or arguing with yourself because everyone else
left.


I kinda guessed but now I'm sure (my OCD likes that). Much appreciated.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM (FftaI)

237 >>I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.



It's what happens if you don't keep up with the corgis.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

238
Go to the previous thread and ask the question there.

While you're there, pick me up a left-handed screwdriver.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (BWL+E)

239 it would be nice if the Catholics (and any church) would rise up from the pews and take more control, sorta like with decentralized government.

iirc in the Lutheran church of my youth, they donation envelopes had a separation, one maybe for a building fund or something. But Catholics maybe want to support their local church, but not be financially supporting the globalist agenda of the "commie pope". There should be a path for them to do that ... imo.

same for IL, how do we cut off the support for the Chicago mafia machine? centralized power seems to always become ripe for the biggest corruption.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (Cus5s)

240 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."


What difference does it make how the barista spells Marc as long she pronounces it correctly when she calls out his name?
Posted by: Northernlurker


It doesn't. Until they yell out, "Mark, with a C".

And they will.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (TUUTu)

241 What difference does it make how the barista spells Marc as long she pronounces it correctly when she calls out his name?

I say my last name is spelled ******nn, emphasis on the 2nd n.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (FftaI)

242 206
2 guys in an elevator, one guy farts, everyone knows who did it.





Now try it on a crowded escalator. No one knows who did it, everyone is looking at someone else.

Classic crop dusting.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

Ever been the only dude in a elevator full of women and someone farts? Yeah, there is a stone cold women in there getting away with it, cause every secretly thinks you did it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (ymnmz)

243 Isn't Vermont already a test case for this? I seem to recall they voted
it in, and then had to vote it back out as it was a fiscal train wreck.


Aw, c'mon. 160% tax increases wouldn't have been so bad!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (jDF8P)

244 Monkeying around in here has thrown a monkey wrench in my whole cotton-pickin day...

--

"Monkey" and "cotton" have been stricken from the Book of Knowledge and are no longer permitted to be spoken or written. Expressing oneself with these terms will result in severe, immediate punishment by the howling outrage mob.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (mQ0Mc)

245 I frequently pray that these people have a road to Damascus experience .

Posted by: Jeffrey Tard Toobin at August 29, 2018 11:54 AM (FOeaV)

246 243 Isn't Vermont already a test case for this? I seem to recall they voted
it in, and then had to vote it back out as it was a fiscal train wreck.


Aw, c'mon. 160% tax increases wouldn't have been so bad!
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM (jDF8P)

==============

"We'll just start taxing rich people's wealth at 75% per year. Where else are they going to go? New Hampshire? hahahaha!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:54 AM (LZygN)

247 Missed out on the prayer of St. Francis. Always a Wednesday morning favorite. I guess I can google it!! Thanks O.M. and FenelonSpoke.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2018 11:54 AM (2sCft)

248 Now try it on a crowded escalator. No one knows who did it, everyone is looking at someone else.
Classic crop dusting.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 11:46 AM (0tfLf)

Unless someone ignites their lighter or there's some of that pool stuff that turns green in the presence of pee in the elevator.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 11:55 AM (9BLnV)

249 152. Argentina is one of the landing spots for the Italian diaspora. There is a significant number of Italian origin residents there. My cousins went to Australia before immigration to the U.S. opened up in the late 60s.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2018 11:55 AM (xnN7n)

250 What difference does it make how the barista spells Marc

"Mine's a Korean name. Here, let me draw it for you..."

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 11:55 AM (asM0l)

251 Shit,every third word out of my mouth is insensitive to someone...
Posted by: steevy


You bastard!
Posted by: Fourths

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:55 AM (TUUTu)

252 220 I see this "willowed" thing about 27 times per day but dunno what it means.

Anyone?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:45 AM

Go to the previous thread and ask the question there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

And don't forget to ask AtC if she is short.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 29, 2018 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

253 Expressing oneself with these terms will result in severe, immediate punishment by the howling outrage mob.

Go on...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 11:56 AM (UFLLM)

254 While you're there, pick me up a left-handed screwdriver.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM


Good thing Ace isn't up yet, or he'd be headed over to IKEA to find one, and the CoBs would be overworked again until late this afternoon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)

255 Toobin's Believe It Or Not. Tonight at nine on the all new CNN!

Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 29, 2018 11:56 AM (jDF8P)

256 Off half tard sock

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 11:56 AM (FOeaV)

257 Well, if saying insensitive shit is a crime, most of the Horde's going to prison.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

258 240 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."


What difference does it make how the barista spells Marc as long she pronounces it correctly when she calls out his name?
Posted by: Northernlurker


It doesn't. Until they yell out, "Mark, with a C".

And they will.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:53 AM



This close to football season the baristas already know my name is Go Cougs.
Except the Husky baristas who always scratch it out and write Go Dawgs.
Good times...good times...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (0tfLf)

259 Have you seen the card featuring Cindy with One I?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM (k1TUh)

So, did she wear a pirate patch on the other?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (9BLnV)

260 McCain 2010: Complete the Danged Fence

https://youtu.be/r0lwusMxiHc

The Straight Talk Express just kept on choo-choo-choo-ing me right in the ass.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (rnAwa)

261 >>What difference does it make how the barista spells Marc




Because he's special?
Might be because it's a common name (I don't want Mark's soy latte, damnit!!), or.... speaking from experience (I have a last name that is not spelled like it sounds), he does that automatically/unconsciously after having his name misspelled a gazillion time.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

262 And don't forget to ask AtC if she is short.

Yeah, I could use a few stiletto heel holes in strategic spots... >8^P

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (FftaI)

263 Monkeying around in here has thrown a monkey wrench in my whole cotton-pickin day...

-
Racially insensitive in Florida:

Republican nominee warns Floridians not to 'monkey this up'...

His Donk opponent is black.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 11:58 AM (+y/Ru)

264 Have you seen the card featuring Cindy with One I?
Posted by: Tom Servo


I hate her!
Posted by: Cindi

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 11:58 AM (TUUTu)

265 261

Because he's special?
Might be because it's a common name (I don't want Mark's soy latte, damnit!!), or.... speaking from experience (I have a last name that is not spelled like it sounds), he does that automatically/unconsciously after having his name misspelled a gazillion time.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

============

Or Mark is generally a common name and he wants to make sure that his drink doesn't get taken by another Mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:58 AM (LZygN)

266 170 No. Gavin Newsom is going to get single payer through in CA, he promises.

--

With free! healthcare for illegals. Of which Ingraham quoted as saying this morning the price tag for that alone in CA is $400B...with a B...every year.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 11:39 AM (mQ0Mc)


More and more, I can't shake the feeling that Democrats turning their states into hellholes is a deliberate strategy to turn the whole country socialist. The failed states burst like seedpods, infecting other states with leftist voters.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2018 11:58 AM (xjiRE)

267 Fixed microwave with $1 fuse.

Need nap.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2018 11:58 AM (oVJmc)

268 240 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

==
Carc?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (CE6iV)

269 I'm sure it won't affect the prayers to the Omniscient One, but Slapweseal is misspelled in the prayer list.

Posted by: mindful webworker - strainer at gnats at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (l/Pix)

270 "We'll just start taxing rich people's wealth at 75% per year. Where else are they going to go? New Hampshire? hahahaha!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:54 AM (LZygN)


A large chunk of my business was designing very large houses for people with more dollars than sense. I saw a huge drop off in that work, and it has not yet fully recovered, when that nonsense was being actively discussed. Several business I know left as a preventive measure. Your are right however in that the ones here are stuck and they can't move the places.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (kUmUV)

271 Welp, I decided to turn on Fox News for some reason, just as they announced the first of five memorial services for Crash McCain is about to begin in Phoenix.

And *off* goes the TV.

Happy Wednesday, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

272 Puddin' Tame. Ask me again, I'll tell you the same.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (NWiLs)

273 Current Argentines are a randy bunch and there's a lot of cougar activity - so I hear. I wonder how Mark Sanford met his innamorata.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (xnN7n)

274
There's a monkey wrench in the woodpile.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (BWL+E)

275

"The name?"

"Ima Kunt - with a 'K'"

Posted by: What She Said at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (UFLLM)

276 274
There's a monkey wrench in the woodpile.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (BWL+E)

A snake in the ointment.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

277 My name, Mr. Barista, is "I peed myself," and I'm a little hard of hearing, so say it loud.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 29, 2018 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

278 Posted by: jeff at August 29, 2018 11:19 AM (xqr+s)

Jeff, I wil pray for your friend, Joe and will include him on next weeks prayer list

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 12:00 PM (AllCR)

279 249 152. Argentina is one of the landing spots for the Italian diaspora. "

Well that certainly explains why Argentina is so consistently proud of having a such a bad government.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:00 PM (k1TUh)

280 267 Fixed microwave with $1 fuse.

Need nap.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Damnit! Pace yourself man!!

Posted by: wrg500 at August 29, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)

281 Regarding the PP tapes why dont they send the tapes to an international location even before they announce they have them .... then they can be released regardless of what a us judge says ...

Posted by: DXO at August 29, 2018 12:01 PM (nzKWW)

282

Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.


There are at least three symbols in that equation that no one has ever seen before.

Greetings, fappers and fappees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:01 PM (HaL55)

283 Europe manages paying for single payer with draconian taxes, even on the poor, and rampant denial or slow walking of benefits.

Democrats aren't publicly offering thst

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 12:01 PM (51GH/)

284 While you're there, pick me up a left-handed screwdriver.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I luckily have a full set of outie screwdrivers.
I keep misplacing the innie ones.

Left handed screwdrivers for taking screws out.
Right handed screwdrivers for putting screws in.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (TUUTu)

285 Argentina is one of the landing spots for the Italian diaspora. "
--------------------------------------
I believe more Italians emigrated there than to the US

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (rNG4W)

286 And that was about it, and then the presstitute turned that into a story about "PENN JILLETTE SAYS THERE ARE TAPES OF TRUMP MAKING RACIAL SLURS!!!!"
which is not even close to what Penn ever said.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)


Yeah, I read the transcript of that interview. I thought Jillette was being a shitweasel for making claims about Trump and then making weak-ass excuses for not having the balls to back them up.

But any club is good enough if it can be used to bash Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (+F0WS)

287 271 Welp, I decided to turn on Fox News for some reason, just as they announced the first of five memorial services for Crash McCain is about to begin in Phoenix.

And *off* goes the TV.

Happy Wednesday, all.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM



Oh thank you for the reminder Jane. Wednesday means its garbage day tomorrow and I need to pull the cans out to the curb.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (0tfLf)

288 I have the same name as a certain famous coyote. Often I have barristas, hostesses and such holler, "Willy!" It's not Willy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

289 283 Europe manages paying for single payer with draconian taxes, even on the poor, and rampant denial or slow walking of benefits.

Democrats aren't publicly offering thst
Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 12:01 PM (51GH/)

============

My thing is, they can't convince small blue states to actually bite the bullet, but they expect the entire US to.

Yeah, the US can print it's own money unlike, say, Vermont, but still. Taxes are definitely going to go up, and not by small percentages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (LZygN)

290 This close to football season the baristas already know my name is Go Cougs.
Except the Husky baristas who always scratch it out and write Go Dawgs.
Good times...good times...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM (0tfLf)


I stay the fuck away from baristas as often as possible, so I don't give a rats ass what they call anybody.

Their coffee sucks.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (F4u7C)

291 Europe manages paying for single payer with draconian taxes, even on the poor, and rampant denial or slow walking of benefits.

Democrats aren't publicly offering thst
Posted by: 18-1


And living under the shield of American military might.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (TUUTu)

292 I just chuck micorwaves, kids and their sporks, I didn't even thing there was another option.
Peeples for the win.

but..what fuse?

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (dPd5y)

293 Have you seen the card featuring Cindy with One I?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM


Clearly she is not working in one of the female-empowering sectors of commerce.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (ctuyM)

294 No credit to Mitch. Any (R) majority leader could and would get these things done. I'm concerned about the vast majority of legislation that he mercilessly blocks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

The Wonder Turtle does not work for the American Public. His wife's sister is on the board of their central bank, and her father is also a high ranking Party official.

He works for them.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (J+mig)

295 291 Europe manages paying for single payer with draconian taxes, even on the poor, and rampant denial or slow walking of benefits.

Democrats aren't publicly offering thst
Posted by: 18-1


And living under the shield of American military might.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (TUUTu)

============

Hillary fixed our relationship with Russia, so NATO can disband now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (LZygN)

296 it would be nice if the Catholics (and any church) would rise up from
the pews and take more control, sorta like with decentralized
government.

last time that was tried it led to a few centuries of violence and a whole lot of disagreements

Posted by: brak at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (VckGX)

297 We need a glossary of terms and memes in the sidebar.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (/qEW2)

298 oy think!.

that was so me.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (dPd5y)

299 While I understand teachers not wanting kids on their phones, I don't
think it's safe anymore to separate them physically from their phones.
In case of true emergencies
=====

How did we all survive back in the dark ages?

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (MIKMs)

300 "The name?"

"Ima Kunt - with a 'K'"
Posted by: What She Said at August 29, 2018 11:59 AM (UFLLM)


Add an umlaut over the U, just to piss em off.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (F4u7C)

301 Don't want no fancy funeral, just one like Ol' King Tut.

Posted by: Maaaaaavrik! at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (oVJmc)

302 why does Fen not pray for Antifa ?

As I remarked in an earlier post I DO pray for them. We're (Christians, I mean) are supposed to pray for our enemies, I mean.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (AllCR)

303 http://bit.ly/2N6Yb5b
=====
BREAKING: Day After Ohr's Testimony, Congress Seeks to Question His Wife - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Nothing is Gonna Happen at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (y3aQB)

304

I once did a PM on a guy that thought he could fix his microwave.

He found the capacitor instead.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (UFLLM)

305 Fixed microwave with $1 fuse.

Need nap.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Bills customer $367.95.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (TUUTu)

306 Today would have been Michael Jackson's 60th birthday

Posted by: SMOD at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM (yfLR3)

307 Racially insensitive in Florida:



Republican nominee warns Floridians not to 'monkey this up'...



His Donk opponent is black.



That's a Republican for you. Can even screw up a sure thing.



Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee meister at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM (LISuA)

308 281 Regarding the PP tapes why dont they send the tapes to an international location even before they announce they have them .... then they can be released regardless of what a us judge says ...
Posted by: DXO at August 29, 2018 12:01 PM (nzKWW)


The judges can always scream contempt of court. Which is what happened when they found out some other Daleiden footage had been sent to another location and released.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM (+F0WS)

309 I'm truly surprised the McCain family didn't put ol' Maverick on a train and travel across country so the unwashed masses could pay their respects.

FIVE memorial services? Boggles the mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM (ptqGC)

310 I imagine the people , in this case catholics. are afraid to make any point, much like those speaking against their govt.

cast off .

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM (dPd5y)

311 I just chuck micorwaves, kids and their sporks, I didn't even thing there was another option.
Peeples for the win.

but..what fuse?
Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM (dPd5y)


Remove the 4 to 6 screws holding the outside cover on the microwave. The fuse will be located somewhere between where the power cord enters the chassis and the big ass transformer that powers the wave producer.

I've had to replace the control panel in mine once as well. Not too difficult.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (F4u7C)

312 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light.

-
Warp stupid?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

313 I stay the fuck away from baristas as often as possible, so I don't give a rats ass what they call anybody.

Their coffee sucks.
Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:02 PM (F4u7C)

-------------

Yeah, this. If I want $4 worth of burnt coffee, I'll stay home and burn 6 or 7 pots myself.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (I16G8)

314 "Good thing Ace isn't up yet, or he'd be headed over to IKEA to find one, and the CoBs would be overworked again until late this afternoon."

I call BS on that.

Even Ace knows that IKEA is from Europe, and sells only metric tools.

Even their adjustable wrenches are metric.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (wldC6)

315 But any club is good enough if it can be used to bash Trump."

The funny thing is that this club is turning out to be more of a rake which keeps hitting the people pushing it in the face. They (especially CNN) keep pushing this idea out there that "we have Tapes! They're Coming! We have Tapes!!!!" and libs absolutely, totally believe this, and none of them can dare to say to any of them "okay we were really making up that part about the tapes." Just like all the claims of Omarosa's tapes turned into "look I taped Kelly firing me, because I couldn't be trusted, and in so doing proved that he was completely right in everything he said about me". Yeah, brilliant tape that was, brilliant move, omarosa.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)

316 ====
BREAKING: Day After Ohr's Testimony, Congress Seeks to Question His Wife - Sara A. Carter
Posted by: Nothing is Gonna Happen at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (y3aQB)

That Chinese putz Ohr is married to Sara Carter?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (rNG4W)

317 FIVE memorial services? Boggles the mind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM


One for each Zuni?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (ctuyM)

318
Annnnnndddddd

*BAM*

Just like that!

First again!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (7AQC5)

319 "Autocorrect is the Devil....and yes, I absolutely think they pay attention at that level of detail."

Well, it can't trend if you can't even type it, can it?

Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (ru28e)

320 312 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light.

-
Warp stupid?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNN!!!!

Posted by: Admiral James T. Kirk at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

321 293 Have you seen the card featuring Cindy with One I?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 11:52 AM

Clearly she is not working in one of the female-empowering sectors of commerce.

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at August 29, 2018 12:03 PM



She used to read music but now is only half as good as she used to be.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (0tfLf)

322 it would be nice if the Catholics (and any church) would rise up from
the pews and take more control, sorta like with decentralized
government.
last time that was tried it led to a few centuries of violence and a whole lot of disagreements

Posted by: brak


And the horrors of Jello salad...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (AM1GF)

323

Welp, I decided to turn on Fox News for some reason, just as they announced the first of five memorial services for Crash McCain is about to begin in Phoenix.

And *off* goes the TV.

Happy Wednesday, all.



Great. They'll prolly have a "moment of silence" for Juan McLame before the 'Bama/Louisville game Saturday night, where I'll be cheering on My Beloved Crimson Tide.

I should eat a couple of burritos for lunch and give him the proper salute during that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (HaL55)

324 as a non Christian I also pray for anti fa, to fail., much asi do for any anti human , as PP as gulags , as camps.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (dPd5y)

325 317 FIVE memorial services? Boggles the mind.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM

One for each Zuni?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (ctuyM)

For each of the Keating Five.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (NWiLs)

326 How did we all survive back in the dark ages?
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (MIKMs)

not so many ppl plotting school attacks back then

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (CE6iV)

327 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)

And the person who asked why I don't pray Antifa they can find my response as to what I pray for in the thread listed above.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (AllCR)

328 Ace has been watching Die Hard again!

I noticed HBO (or maybe it was Showtime) has #1 & #2 back in rotation again.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (so+oy)

329 I wonder why "working mom" Stormy doesn't spell her name with an "i"? Would look more stripper-ish.

Stormi

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (ptqGC)

330 Diogenes - Go COUGS! Piss on the Dawgs.
*though it might very well be a horrible season for the Cougs*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (a0IVu)

331

"John Carter subpoenaed from Mars to testify about Trump's relationship with Barsoomian princess! Film at Eleven!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (UFLLM)

332 Racially insensitive in Florida:



Republican nominee warns Floridians not to 'monkey this up'...



His Donk opponent is black.

------------------------------------------

Oh gimme a break.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (rNG4W)

333 Who the fuck rates FIVE memorial services?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (jDF8P)

334 someone is writing for Omarosa ... fart in an elevator ... yeah sure.

But the left is building the narrative, and every ugly, nasty thought they can pump out and associate with Trump serves that purpose ... to constantly slime him with character assassination.

Trite and made up serves that purpose just fine ... so they can just make up slimy crap, and it fills a couple days and becomes part of the narrative of nasty.

But gee, the visits to pedophile island ... no quotes from that. Hillary throwing things, her trash mouth attacks we hear about from her security ... somehow never make it into the MSM narrative of their brave Queen Hillary (as brave as the mountain climber she was named for ... ha).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (Cus5s)

335 >>Regarding the PP tapes why dont they send the tapes to an international location even before they announce they have them .... then they can be released regardless of what a us judge says ...



I seem to recall the guy has been clever about the tapes, giving the ones filmed at a Texas PP to the Texas DA which prevented some PP legal attempts to grab them. However, the CA authorities - Kamala Harris - raided his home and may have taken the CA PP ones? It's been a while, so I don't remember the details...

Guess what I am thinking is: if there were a way to legally get them out he would have done so, as he was very careful about who was in possession of them, mindful of each state's laws depending on the stateof the filmed PP.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

336 Well, it can't trend if you can't even type it, can it?
Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (ru28e)


Exactly.

That former head of Google once said that NONE of your information belongs to you. It belongs to the public and they can do with it whatever they want. That includes what you THINK you think....they'll correct you because YOU'RE WRONG.

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (F4u7C)

337 In honor of McCain they should "build the danged fence"
I think that would be tribute enough

Posted by: brak at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (VckGX)

338 must be, many of us didn't. but it's always about greed. personal or spiritual.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (dPd5y)

339 Jane D'oh, I'm very sad to hear of your son's friend's murder. My wife's cousin was murdered in Mexico about four years ago.

Grace to you in all in this time.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 12:09 PM (yL25O)

340 I also pray that George Soros would be brought down, extradited to Hungary to face changes and that he has a conversion expereince.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 12:09 PM (AllCR)

341 337 In honor of McCain they should "build the danged fence"
I think that would be tribute enough
Posted by: brak at August 29, 2018 12:08 PM (VckGX)

...

Trump could name it after him, instead of that building in DC.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 12:10 PM (yL25O)

342 If you are eating lunch, whatever you do, do not look up how koalas feed their young during the first few months of life.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 12:10 PM (/qEW2)

343 ^5 fenolon, that is actually justice! one can prayer their soul be turned in the afterlife.

But for now so much damage!

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:10 PM (dPd5y)

344 That Chinese putz Ohr is married to Sara Carter?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (rNG4W)

-----------

Nope. Search Nellie Ohr.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:10 PM (I16G8)

345 331

"John Carter subpoenaed from Mars to testify about Trump's relationship with Barsoomian princess! Film at Eleven!"
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (UFLLM)


Well, he does have clear ties to the reds...

Posted by: Tars Tarcus at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (NgKpN)

346
Isn't Vermont already a test case for this? I seem to recall they voted
it in, and then had to vote it back out as it was a fiscal train wreck.


I believe they also ended up saying that one state can't go it alone. The whole country must be in the system.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (IqV8l)

347 326 How did we all survive back in the dark ages?
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (MIKMs)

not so many ppl plotting school attacks back then
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (CE6iV)

And people tended to live, work, go to church, and go to school within smaller geographic areas. As we've become more mobile, those things have become more distant from each other. We've also generally become more distant from one another, so you don't necessarily work with your neighbors, or have your kids go to the same school as your neighbors' kids, and so on, so there are fewer points of contact and less opportunity to develop relationships. Back in the day, everybody knew their neighbors, for the most part. Now, you might now a couple of folks on your street just to say hi, but that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

348 330 Diogenes - Go COUGS! Piss on the Dawgs.
*though it might very well be a horrible season for the Cougs*


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM



The Cougs could surprise a lot of people but I think a 6 win season is a success this year.
Dawgs are going to be awfully tough. If they get past Auburn this Saturday, they could go all the way.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf)

349 I loved my dad dearly, but the two services we held (a memorial service in SC where he died and was from) and a graveside service with military honors in FL where he was buried in my mother's family plot, were more than enough to handle emotionally.


Plus, he was a humble man who served his nation with honor, and would have been embarrassed over some over-the-top carrying on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (ptqGC)

350

"Pallbearers slam McCain coffin into edge of caisson, it crashed to ground! Film, at Eleven!"

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (UFLLM)

351 Co-worker overheard this: Customer tells barista his name: "Mark, but with a 'C'."

Retrieves his coffee cup. Spelled on the lid: "Cark."

weather person on the radion station i listen to goes by "sarah with a 'c'". i have yet to figure out where the 'c' would go.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (xGZ+b)

obviously the "C" is in her shirt.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (8D42x)

352 That Chinese putz Ohr is married to Sara Carter?

First off, no, Sara Carter wrote the piece on questioning Pirate Radio Nellie.

Secondly, have we determined Bruce's actual ethnicity?

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (dd1qZ)

353 In honor of McCain they should "build the danged fence"
I think that would be tribute enough
Posted by: brak

Name the wall after him. Then I can go to AZ and piss on the McCain.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)

354 I call BS on that.

Even Ace knows that IKEA is from Europe, and sells only metric tools.

Even their adjustable wrenches are metric.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM


A metric left-handed screwdriver? Son, didn't your Porkchops teach you anything back in the day?

"Left Handed Metric Screwdriver $13.90
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 12:12 PM (ctuyM)

355 Speaking of farts, I just love to suck them out of bus seats.

Posted by: Obamarosa at August 29, 2018 12:12 PM (vtcmf)

356 "John Carter subpoenaed from Mars to testify about Trump's relationship with Barsoomian princess! Film at Eleven!"

LOL I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking something like that!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:12 PM (k1TUh)

357 You're gonna need a bigger list.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:12 PM (nwORd)

358 I wonder why "working mom" Stormy doesn't spell her name with an "i"? Would look more stripper-ish.

Stormi
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:07 PM (ptqGC)


Because she's not a stripper. She's an "adult entertainer." She's not trashy......

Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:12 PM (F4u7C)

359 "Pallbearers slam McCain coffin into edge of caisson, it crashed to ground! Film, at Eleven!"

Well, at least the caisson didn't catch fire.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (dd1qZ)

360 Today would have been Michael Jackson's 60th birthday
Posted by: SMOD at August 29, 2018 12:05 PM (yfLR3)


Well, technically it still is.

Posted by: IP at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (dM3St)

361 San
Fran City Hall hands out 4.45 million syringes each year, says reportBy
Stephen Frank on Aug 28, 2018 09:11 pm

But no plastic straws for you!!

Posted by: colin at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (b3vwr)

362 steve do they regurgitate?

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (dPd5y)

363 290. I went to Starbucks twice this past week...don't know what posessed me Anyway their Blond brew is surprisingly smooth. And I had to get the oblig. annual frappuccino.

Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (xnN7n)

364 Oh thank you for the reminder Jane. Wednesday means its garbage day tomorrow and I need to pull the cans out to the curb.

--

Heh.

Our can goes out tomorrow. We celebrate it weekly by calling it Garbage Eve.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

365 McCain was the left's go to R to rip GW Bush and he had become their hero again because he stuck it to Trump every chance he got.Combine that with the strange new respect they give every R that is safely dead and you get this.Plus they probably feel like all this positive coverage sticks it to Trump some more.I doubt Trump gives the slightest shit.

Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (mCMQ5)

366 Just like all the claims of Omarosa's tapes turned into "look I taped Kelly firing me, because I couldn't be trusted, and in so doing proved that he was completely right in everything he said about me". Yeah, brilliant tape that was, brilliant move, omarosa.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:06 PM (k1TUh)


MSM: Wile E. Coyote
Trump: Roadrunner

Any day now, I expect to see Brian Stelter trying to drop an anvil on Trump from out of a hot air balloon.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (+F0WS)

367 Breaking News: Trump is Racist Because Antifa Dresses in Black

Posted by: ☭ℿℿ is bananas at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (l/Pix)

368 Jane D'oh, I'm very sad to hear of your son's friend's murder. My wife's cousin was murdered in Mexico about four years ago.



Grace to you in all in this time.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 12:09 PM (yL25O)


Thank you. That makes three buddies he served with in A-stan who have died. Two from suicides, and now this murder.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

369 Or Mark is generally a common name and he wants to make sure that his drink doesn't get taken by another Mark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:58 AM (LZygN)

+++
Or do like I do and always use the name "Scooter". Never any other Scooters in the joints I hang out.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (2sCft)

370
Secondly, have we determined Bruce's actual ethnicity?"

I think his ethnicity is "Doctor squeezed the forceps way too hard when he was born".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:14 PM (k1TUh)

371 stormy, is always just trying to make her way through college. LOL

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:14 PM (dPd5y)

372 Secondly, have we determined Bruce's actual ethnicity?

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:11 PM (dd1qZ)


I think he's Dutch.


Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 12:14 PM (lwiT4)

373

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Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:15 PM (UFLLM)

374 When they do the gun salute, the riflemen should aim at the casket. Just to be sure.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:15 PM (nwORd)

375 359 "Pallbearers slam McCain coffin into edge of caisson, it crashed to ground! Film, at Eleven!"

Well, at least the caisson didn't catch fire.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM



OK...that was just cold. Funny, but cold.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 12:15 PM (0tfLf)

376 When I get asked for my name, I use "Guybrush."

It's funny.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 29, 2018 12:15 PM (eytER)

377 I think he's Dutch.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 12:14 PM


So was BSG.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 12:15 PM (ctuyM)

378 Antifa, appropriating anothers identity.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (dPd5y)

379 363 290. I went to Starbucks twice this past week...don't know what posessed me Anyway their Blond brew is surprisingly smooth. And I had to get the oblig. annual frappuccino.
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (xnN7n)


Here in Oregon, we have Dutch Bros. coffee drive-thru places. Many convenient locations and the coffee is way better than Starbucks.

And no snotty baristas. Just friendly service. It's like the Chick-Fil-A of coffee.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (+F0WS)

380 inb4 the poo flinging?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (2m/2K)

381 Son went to a Kroger to order a Marine Corps birthday cake for his campus vet organization.

The geniuses in the bakery were Obama-level dumb:


"Marine Corpse"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

382 I wonder, how many people are going to be taking a knee during McCain's funeral service. It's not disrespectful, remember, so there's no reason why it should be limited to football games.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (mk7Bj)

383

To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (UFLLM)

384 So was BSG.

Was he more than 10 miles from Amsterdam?

Posted by: Obamarosa at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (vtcmf)

385 LOL! The jazz channel on Sirius/XM that I've been listening to has been playing some jazz versions of Michael Jackson hits (he'd have turned 60 today). It transfers to jazz remarkably well in many cases...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (AM1GF)

386 Occasional Fiasco supports the black, Donk Florida gubernatorial candidate.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@Ocasio2018

US House candidate, NY-14
Congratulations, @AndrewGillum!

The progressive movement is transforming the country - and he proved that again tonight.

Gillum ran on Medicare for All, Legalizing Marijuana, #AbolishICE and more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)

387 just let mcains daughters mourn, then grab his lefty tassles and tug him into his deserved abyss.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (dPd5y)

388 Has trump proposed the John McCain build the dang fence act yet?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (51GH/)

389 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

The Kohn scale measures stupidity up to the J-shaped part of the stupidity "hockey stick" curve. After that point, miniscule movements on the horizontal axis lead to incomprehensibly massive movements on the vertical.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (J+mig)

390 McCain will have a ship named after him. Probably a carrier. Should be a crash recovery vessel.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (FOeaV)

391

Even their adjustable wrenches are metric.


As are their muffler bearings.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (HaL55)

392 Antifa, appropriating anothers identity.

Antifa is basically the Provisional Wing of the local college social sciences department.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (dd1qZ)

393 I think he's Dutch.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 12:14 PM

So was BSG.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2018 12:15 PM (ctuyM)

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I'm thinking he only identified as Dutch. Mostly though, batshit cray cray.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (I16G8)

394
"Marine Corpse"


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)



oh for the love of pete. Does no one have two brain cells to rub together anymore?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (lwiT4)

395 "That former head of Google once said that NONE of your information belongs to you. It belongs to the public and they can do with it whatever they want. That includes what you THINK you think....they'll correct you because YOU'RE WRONG."

yes.
this is the next iteration, for people who only read headlines.
I've noticed recently that on fb, many people have stopped correcting autocorrect, even when it is ridiculous, like a substitution of hellfire for ham hock.

we're evolving according to plan?

all riled up, and nowhere to go but wherever the herd leads...

Posted by: barbarausa at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (ru28e)

396 Well, lookie here. Another mask drops.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306105/

As if anyone ever thought climate change was about anything else.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (xjiRE)

397 Here in Oregon, we have Dutch Bros. coffee
drive-thru places. Many convenient locations and the coffee is way
better than Starbucks.

And no snotty baristas. Just friendly service. It's like the Chick-Fil-A of coffee.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (+F0WS)

Here we have DD, always friendly. Coffee is a little weaker than Starbucks, I like it that way.

Posted by: colin at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (b3vwr)

398 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

Ludicrous dumbness.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (FOeaV)

399 As I remarked in an earlier post I DO pray for them. We're (Christians, I mean) are supposed to pray for our enemies, I mean.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (AllCR)

What about God's enemies? Like Lucifer?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (9BLnV)

400 kallisto, don't fret my youngest boy is a starbucks barrista and a limo driver, think of him when you think employees in any occup is a dunce.

Posted by: female chatter-er at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (dPd5y)

401 McCain will have a ship named after him. Probably a carrier. Should be a crash recovery vessel.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Unfortunately, it will have an issue with its targeting systems causing it to fire on its own side...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (AM1GF)

402 the next fence McCain sees has the motto 'lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate' on it

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (2m/2K)

403 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

Enter LUDACRIS SPEED!

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (mk7Bj)

404 Here in Oregon, we have Dutch Bros. coffee drive-thru places. Many convenient locations and the coffee is way better than Starbucks.

And no snotty baristas. Just friendly service. It's like the Chick-Fil-A of coffee.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (+F0WS)

++++
I like Dutch Bros. But the cute little baristas are almost TOO friendly. When I need my coffee, I don't like to make a lot of conversation. Just give me my damned quad shots with one ice cube, pronto!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (2sCft)

405 DDG-56 the USS McCain

But that may be for his father.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (nwORd)

406 Arbys always asks for a name on the order.

Last time I was there I gave them "god Emperor of Mankind"

eh. Im a 40k fan.

Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (DB16e)

407 390 McCain will have a ship named after him. Probably a carrier. Should be a crash recovery vessel.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 12:17 PM (FOeaV)

Tanker for bilge water.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

408 Nood. Boss is up, but not feeling well.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (XuYmQ)

409 I loved my dad dearly, but the two services we held (a memorial service in SC where he died and was from) and a graveside service with military honors in FL where he was buried in my mother's family plot, were more than enough to handle emotionally.

McStain's Multiple Memoriae aren't for him.

They're a royal procession for Arizona's next hereditary senator and an opportunity for the press, the RINOs and the Dems (BIRM) to indulge in an orgy of Trump-hating.

If this worthless, backstabbing, corrupt bastard had been Senator John McDickweed from Alabama, a backbencher who never had a word to say about Trump, he'd be lucky if they didn't just wrap his body up in a plastic bag and put it on the next bus out of town.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)

410 As if anyone ever thought climate change was about anything else.

Oh, the climate alarmist Lincoln Brigades have been stock full of people like this since the beginning.

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (dd1qZ)

411 Or Mark is generally a common name and he wants to make sure that his drink doesn't get taken by another Mark.

-
Like Mark Uvdabeest.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

412 403 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

Enter LUDACRIS SPEED!
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (mk7Bj)

Yo, I'm rapping as fast as I can, homey!

Posted by: Ludacris at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)

413

Dutch Brothers Coffee girls are pretty much universally very cute to downright hot. Must be in the HR manual.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (UFLLM)

414 McStain's Multiple Memoriae aren't for him.

They're a royal procession for Arizona's next hereditary senator and an opportunity for the press, the RINOs and the Dems (BIRM) to indulge in an orgy of Trump-hating.

====
Paul Wellstone's funeral on steroids.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (2sCft)

415 I see DeSantis had a Macaca Moment!!!!


There are literally hundreds of different ways in which to express that voters shouldn't vote for his opponent and he chooses that construction?


What a fucking putz.


Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (pKEfu)

416 If this worthless, backstabbing, corrupt bastard had been Senator John McDickweed from Alabama, a backbencher who never had a word to say about Trump, he'd be lucky if they didn't just wrap his body up in a plastic bag and put it on the next bus out of town.

Yo, I'm still here!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (dd1qZ)

417 381 Son went to a Kroger to order a Marine Corps birthday cake for his campus vet organization.

The geniuses in the bakery were Obama-level dumb:

"Marine Corpse"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM



Jane,
Was going to ask if he is still on active duty or if he is out? Losing friends like that is hard. I have spent several years working with the local VA and a couple of Veterans groups. I encourage every Vet to get hooked up with some organization...a campus Vet group, VFW, USO, etc. It really helps to be around ones brothers and sisters in arms.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (0tfLf)

418 McCain will have a ship named after him. Probably a carrier. Should be a crash recovery vessel.


They added him as a namesake to the destroyer named after his father and grandfather. And, yes, it's the one that was in the collision last year.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (jDF8P)

419 Last time I was there I gave them "god Emperor of Mankind"


____

Screw you

Posted by: Horus at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (51GH/)

420 Is Gillum the little guy with the magic ring?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (IqV8l)

421 Think both VT and CO voted down/declined somehow "singe payer" idiocy.


Sadly the recognition of the fiscal absurdity of it represents the first point at which most people engage their brains on the topic - the easily fixed artificial barriers that make existing medical financial arrangements so needlessly expensive remain invisible to most. And O-care only devastated 15% of the market, while merely inconveniencing the rest, so the GOP's almost hilarious contempt for its voters on that particular lie (repeal) has been among the easier ones to pull off.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (QDnY+)

422 What about God's enemies? Like Lucifer?"

We worry about our own lives, and our own problems. Let God worry about God's enemies, that's his job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (k1TUh)

423 McCain was up to his eyeballs in the deep state coup attempt. He was a traitor.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (pw+jk)

424 Thank you. That makes three buddies he served with in A-stan who have died. Two from suicides, and now this murder.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

...

That's just staggering.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (yL25O)

425 398 Going beyond 1 Kohn is like going beyond the speed of light. I've seen the math for Warp Dumbness. It's complicated.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 29, 2018 11:50 AM (sjdRT)

Ludicrous dumbness.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (FOeaV)


Yeah, Toobin went plaid.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (+F0WS)

426 Screw you


Heresy!

Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (DB16e)

427 I have a last name that is not spelled like it sounds...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 11:57 AM
~~~~~

So, not Wojohowitz?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (Ri0Ku)

428 McCain will have a ship named after him. Probably a carrier. Should be a crash recovery vessel.

I was relieved to find that the USNS Harvey Milk did not have a well deck.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (dd1qZ)

429 We need that constitutional amendment that strips a state of it's statehood if they file for bankruptcy. Immediate territory status. Every elected official (local, state, and federal), along with every state employee over a certain level is ineligible to be hired by any state or elected to any branch of any government in the United States for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 29, 2018 11:35 AM (LZygN)
^^This is brilliant^^

Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (dYDe7)

430 I like Dutch Bros. But the cute little baristas are almost TOO friendly. When I need my coffee, I don't like to make a lot of conversation. Just give me my damned quad shots with one ice cube, pronto!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (2sCft)


Yes, Mrs. Muse and I have both noticed they are sometimes hyper-friendly. We believe it's because they consume a lot of their own product on shift.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (+F0WS)

431 There is a USS Mccain. DDG 56.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (0OmEj)

432 I have a last name that is not spelled like it sounds...

There's a house for sale down the block, the agent on the sign has some sort of Persian name, I asked my wife "try pronouncing that one" and she said "No."

Posted by: Jeff Flake at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (dd1qZ)

433 Let's get rid of that sock...

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (dd1qZ)

434 En-double-oo-D

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:28 PM (dd1qZ)

435 steve do they regurgitate?
Posted by: female chatter-er


Much worse. The other end.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

436 Shoulda used Duncan Idaho. That fricking ghola lived longer than Leto II AND long after during the Golden Path years.

Now that's the medical science they should be looking at, not cancer research and ginoplasty.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (nwORd)

437 Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 29, 2018 12:04 PM (UFLLM)

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I have a little neighbor girl who's always monkeying with things and pulling them apart to see what's inside (as I liked to once upon a time).

I think she got lucky when I caught her pulling the casing off a discarded old CRT TV set, and asked her if she knew when it was left at the curb, and she didn't. So I told her to wait 48 hours to be entirely sure the cathode had discharged.

People should NOT throw those things away until they've sat for awhile, but they do it all the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)

438 NOOD headache.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (Ri0Ku)

439 "put up or shut up, bitches"
I've been saying this about Mueller and the FBI investigation into Russian Collusion (TM) for over a year.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (t41dG)

440 "Marine Corpse"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)


oh for the love of pete. Does no one have two brain cells to rub together anymore?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 12:18 PM (lwiT4)


My dad retired a Bird Colonel and wanted to be buried in his uniform. When he died I had to come in from out of country, and was not there for the first hour of the viewing. When I saw him, the first thing I saw was that they had pinned both the Lt. Col. leafs and the Colonel eagles to the uniform. No one else seemed to have noticed the error.

Time was when funeral directors would know how to prepare for a military funeral.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 29, 2018 01:37 PM (X8DLV)

441 Here: of course
Toobin was born to a Jewish family[4] in New York City in 1960,[5] the son of Marlene Sanders, former ABC News and CBS News correspondent, and Jerome Toobin, a news broadcasting producer.[6]

Posted by: WontSubmit at August 29, 2018 02:16 PM (122Gu)

442 Quote "Rome is hoping the (W)hole molestation thing will just blow over"....so blow me down with a feather too.....

Posted by: saf at August 29, 2018 05:05 PM (5IHGB)

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