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Andrew Cuomo: When I Said "America Was Never Great," See, I Meant to Say "America Has Always Been Great"

Really?

Seems like you intended to say "We're not going to make America great again, America was never that great," because that's a coherent statement where all the parts of it reinforce the same meaning.

Also seems like if you had meant to say "America has always been great," but had a "speak-o" and said "America was never that great," the audible gasps of shock from even your leftwing supporters would have alerted to you that you had misspoken.

Yeah, the loud gasps of shock should have alerted you. (Video link.)

Also, you went on to say "We have not reached greatness, we will reach greatness" when your various Democrat client-groups get more free stuff from Daddy Sugar government.

But no. It turns out it was Opposite Day and he was saying the exact opposite of what he meant to say.

A tweet from Jon Campbell:

Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:

"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear: Of course America is great and of course America has always been great."

Andrew Cuomo provided this update: "That whole 'America was never great' thing? What a boner! Boy is my face red -- red white and blue, I mean!"

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:50 PM




Comments

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1 Make America Always Be Great Again

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2018 03:50 PM (q177U)

2 I can see why I was misunderstood. My mouth was full of dick.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:51 PM (Mouru)

3 Nobody actually believes this clod Cuomo-neither the people who think America has been great or is great or those that don't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 03:51 PM (AllCR)

4 For those who didn't see it in the other thread. Wife's tests were not good. Still don't know if she'll need chemo.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2018 03:51 PM (xQfPr)

5 Also, he's always been proud of his country

Posted by: the dandy at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (bR08X)

6 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear: Of course America is great and of course America has always been great."



It says it right there on the statue!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (Mouru)

7 But I liked the last bit about the flag, Ace. Very clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (AllCR)

8
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..-.

Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Ham Radio Morse Code Transmissions at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (DuAZ5)

9 What a schmuck.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (J+mig)

10 Once again Andrew here proves that Sarah Lee's sponge cakes have more brains then he does.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (1NK0q)

11 Foot, mouth, assembly required. What a maroon.

Posted by: rammajamma at August 17, 2018 03:52 PM (xceTB)

12 Andy was just expressing the left's hatred of the country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 03:53 PM (SiINZ)

13

"Would you believe....?"

- - Andrew Cummo, the dumb Marx(ist) Brother*


*"Hold my beer!"

- - Chris Cummo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:53 PM (G4W16)

14 Up is down.

Left is right.

Freedom is slavery.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 17, 2018 03:53 PM (72PAC)

15 If the liberal media had any consistency, the headlines would be something like "Cuomo backtracks on previous comment, endorses discrimination, slavery, and the trail of tears."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 17, 2018 03:53 PM (KUaJL)

16 We are so blessed by our enemies. You couldn't invent a bigger collection of idiots.

Posted by: Nonapod at August 17, 2018 03:53 PM (CLP9I)

17 cognitive Dyslexia

very common with idiots

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (PNcou)

18 He had a Pelosi Moment......

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (ffWPP)

19 I uh... meant Sicily...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (RuIsu)

20 So Fredo plays 5th dimension chess with us. He, too, is a light bender.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (2LelM)

21 Jeeeesuz! What a fucking moron!!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (jDF8P)

22
Ignore that mobbed-up asshole behind the curtain, er, at the podium in front of a full house with mics and cameras running.

Yeah. That one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (G4W16)

23 Nice try, bub.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (uDcBt)

24 He had a Pelosi Moment......

That wasn't a moment...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (1NK0q)

25 That speech must have polled badly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (k1TUh)

26 someone called nood
scampering like a corgi, boss

Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (EzdLW)

27 Who among us has not said, "Officer, I am very very drunk" when he meant to say, "Officer, I haven't had anything at all to drink tonight"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (Mouru)

28 Guess his quacking did not focus-group well.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (YqDXo)

29 Are you going to believe what I said? or what I tell you I said?

/facepalm


Sounds like an ex wife...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)

30 Who ya gonna believe, your own eyes watching a video where he says it, or your own eyes watching a video where he says he didn't say it?



Mr Cuomo, were you lying then, or are you lying now?

Yes, we will wait for your answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO)

31 Its too bad we can't have Nancy talking about how she wished her grand kids were brown. That was one of my favorites.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)

32 18 He had a Pelosi Moment......
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (ffWPP)


Old age and botulinum and stretched skin over the cranium does not compare to abject fucking stupid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (G4W16)

33 Bizarro Cuomo

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)

34 When I said "My Old Lady is ruining my fucking life and putting me into an early grave" ... I mis-spoke.

What I meant to say was "My lovely wife is the greatest thing that ever happened to me."

I ... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I'll be right back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (fiGNd)

35 I meant America was never grate.

we've never been sliced to bits

Posted by: A Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (PNcou)

36 A Leftist who spoke the truth about Leftism
That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (lxZ71)

37 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear: I was referring to the state of New York....what?

Posted by: I am a shimmering, glistening star at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (fJD+N)

38 So this is another deep fried pecan pie thread?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

39 To be fair, Andrew Cuomo is stupid and corrupt. So there is that.

Posted by: blaster at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (Z5y53)

40 Boy, that Trump! sure likes Russians doesn't he. And racism. Whooo boy a racist thru and thru.


...CNN playing defense...

Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (8ikIW)

41 In comparison to Andrew here, is Doll Eyes Alex an improvement?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (1NK0q)

42 Oh, and don't vote for the ching-chong.

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (6HWvp)

43 America is great, Greece is great, Morocco is great, Thailand is great...

Posted by: Prez'nit ShitMidas at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (Mouru)

44
When Sandra Lee makes you look like dumb...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (G4W16)

45 Could happen.
I meant to say, "Please pass the salt."
Instead it came out like, "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life."

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (xBSm0)

46 No, I meant INVITE Russia, not Invade Russia!

Posted by: Hitler at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

47 Trump curse strikes again!!

Way to go Ike -- er, I mean, Andrew...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (W+vEI)

48 That speech must have polled badly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2018 03:54 PM (k1TUh)

---------------

Well that, and PDT immediately called him out on it on Twatter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (I16G8)

49 Make America Mediocre Again!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (jDF8P)

50 Are there no Homos that can rid us of this Cuomo?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (2LelM)

51 41 In comparison to Andrew here, is Doll Eyes Alex an improvement?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (1NK0q)


She's incoherent. Andrew was reading from prepared notes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (G4W16)

52 So many masks dropping. Seriously, I'd respect this putz more if he just owned up to saying it and doubled down. At least then I'd know where he stood.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

53 Wait - how do I know today isn't another opposite day for Claudomo?

and what he meant to say was America has never been great.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (37IEG)

54 ****Breaking****


CNN has asked for the home addresses of everyone who criticized Cuomo, except for Cynthia Nixon, because, hey, she's a star and all!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, yes I will have more coffee! at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (ULoJS)

55 50 Are there no Homos that can rid us of this Cuomo?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (2LelM)


Qui bono? Andrew Cuomo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (G4W16)

56 I don't think he's a very smart man, because in trying to take a swipe at Tump he could have done so in a way that was not the colossally dumb way he did it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (AllCR)

57 I can vouch for the bonafides of one Andrew Cuomo. This man knows his cheese and his wine. Just last week on Martha's Vineyard, Andrew drolled on and on about how great America was, at least parts of it, and how he wanted to make it even greater, a true blue-blooded hero. The right need not pounce every time one of our comrades on the Left misspeaks, it's uncouth.

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (4e+hS)

58 You don't go on about fundamentally changing America ( and it's greatness) if you think it's already great.


This is the greatest country ever on the face of earth.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 03:57 PM (lxZ71)

59 "...so I want to be very clear: "
..............


I seem to recall another famous liar saying something eerily similar.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (HgMAr)

60 What I liked was the idea is the press--in total non-Orwellian fashion--allowed his crew to say was it was a clarification.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (YOhRS)

61 Make America Spain, England, France and Holland again!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)

62 I think I had this conversation a couple days ago with the Ex Girlfriend...

Her: I never want to speak to you again...

Next night: She calls me...

Posted by: Don Q at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

63 44
When Sandra Lee makes you look like dumb...
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Well she can cook, but I'm betting she buys canned potatoes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)

64 Make America Mediocre Again!
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (jDF8P)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (AllCR)

65
I'm surprised he backed down. Calling the US a shithole worked for the Dog Eater.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (veoSD)

66 45 Could happen.
I meant to say, "Please pass the salt."
Instead it came out like, "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life."
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (xBSm0)


That was a Niles line from "Frasier." Rhetorical peed myself when I heard it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (G4W16)

67 What I meant to say was "No, honey, your ass does NOT look fat!"

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (jDF8P)

68 They really do hate us. They do.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (0OmEj)

69 61 Make America Spain, England, France and Holland again!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)


You forgot Mexico and Russia!

Posted by: Don Q at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NgKpN)

70 Make America Meh Again!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (1NK0q)

71 He can back-pedal at the speed of light...too late. Everyone knows what he said...it is even of tape I believe. The internet is forever. He will not outrun this.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (gJ3Vg)

72 Boy is my face red -- red white and blue, I mean!"

-
Michael Avenatti's campaign slogan.

https://bit.ly/2B979ty

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

73 "America Has Always Been Great"

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wait and see how much trouble his correction gets him in with the commie left.

Slavery...Great?
Women can't vote...Great?
nuking the japanese...Great?
New coke...Great?

Posted by: A Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (PNcou)

74 When I said "My Old Lady is ruining my fucking life and putting me into an early grave" ... I mis-spoke.



What I meant to say was "My lovely wife is the greatest thing that ever happened to me."



I ... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I'll be right back.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2018 03:55 PM (fiGNd)


"But it's for the greater good!"

"I am your WIFE. I'm the greatest good you'll ever have!"
-The Incredibles

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (XKZwp)

75 Oh and please hit Ace's tip jar, he needs more treatment for his runaway wart problem.

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (4e+hS)

76 "inartful"

Is that like being "ethically challenged"?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (JUOKG)

77 61 Make America Spain, England, France and Holland again!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)


Well I never been to Corona,
but I kind of like the music,
Loopy Velez is insane there,
And she sure knows how to use it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (G4W16)

78 "My mouth is surgically transitioning to a blow job and I mispoke"

--Andrew "Canned Potatoes" Cum-whoah

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (q177U)

79 Just to wrap up from the last thread, three men had experience with contested conventions, Paul Manafort, Roger Stone and Charles Black Jr. Trump hired Manafort, no one hired Roger Stone and Black was hired by Kasich.

Yes, it is Cruz's fault Manafort was hired.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (JKNZq)

80 Cuomo , the PeeWee Herman of American politics

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (7ZVPa)

81 So he was doing the abominable snowman joke from Monsters Inc?

ALWAYS...

no, wait.

NEVER...

Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (yL25O)

82 Republicans seize on Cuomo Misstatement

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (yQpMk)

83 I might believe him if he put in a flow chart on a big white board.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

84 They really do hate us. They do.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (0OmEj)
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And they hate almost no one as much as they hate fellow Americans standing in their progress.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (YOhRS)

85 38 So this is another deep fried pecan pie thread?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

Well, it's a fried brain thread for Cuomo, anyway.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

86 Cuomo is such a piece of shit.


Being born and raised in NYC I've seen my fair share of piece of shit political operatives, Fernando Ferrer, Charles Barron and Pedro Espada being quite possibly the scummiest I've ever encountered....


But this guy....


This guy takes the fucking cake.


He shut down his own corruption commission once it started rolling up his associates and was just about to snare him...


I'm sure it will come as no surprise to y'all that the NYGOP said jack and shit about that.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (kT3/m)

87 In a battle of wits, the can of potatoes would win against Andrew.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (1NK0q)

88 If you like your doctor, you can't keep your doctor you frikkn deplorable.
That's what I meant to say

...Barky...

Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (8ikIW)

89 "when I said i wouldnt do that thing in your mouth, that expression was inartful."

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (8KNVu)

90 When he said "America has never been that great" he was mostly picturing New Jersey. So, understandable.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (yL25O)

91 And he still will win easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

92 CUOMO/WATERS 2020

Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (jDF8P)

93 Only a great nation could have put a skateboard on Mars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (Mouru)

94 Honey, when I said yes, that dress makes you look fat, I meant to say you're beautiful.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (gC2IV)

95 Of all the ways he could try to illustrate what he thinks makes America great, the Cuomo family is probably the least compelling.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (39g3+)

96 "although you did get a Jackson Pollack out of it, so... you're welcome."

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (8KNVu)

97 wait and see how much trouble his correction gets him in with the commie left.

Slavery...Great?
Women can't vote...Great?
nuking the japanese...Great?
New coke...Great?
Posted by: A Cuomo at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (PNcou)


DH rule ... Great?
Jessica "Mute Button" Mendoza ... Great?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

98 Make America Mediocre Again!


Posted by: Andrew Cuomo
Obama cant run for president again and Hillary Clinton will never be president.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (XtAzU)

99 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear: I want to make America to be like New York....what?

Posted by: I am a shimmering, glistening star at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (fJD+N)

100 76 "inartful"

Is that like being "ethically challenged"?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (JUOKG)

Ethnically challenged...

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (ffWPP)

101 Don't try to blame that one on me.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's teleprompter at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (L9nK5)

102
"But it's for the greater good!"

"I am your WIFE. I'm the greatest good you'll ever have!"
-The Incredibles
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 17, 2018 03:59 PM (XKZwp)


Yep, because after she's done with you in divorce court, you won't be able to afford Good anymore...

Posted by: Don Q at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NgKpN)

103 America's "greatness" corresponds to an increase in wet dog smell.

But I love dogs! So it's a compliment.

Posted by: Andrew Cheongmo at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/qEW2)

104 It's pretty unusual to come upon a dim with foot in the mouth syndrome. Offhand, can't think of one that is so stricken.

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (MM1XE)

105 Slavery...Great?
Women can't vote...Great?
nuking the japanese...Great?
New coke...Great?
---------------
Three out of four is not bad.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (2LelM)

106 Being a dipshit is inartful--so yeah, I guess it straddles the target.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (YOhRS)

107 The Blame America First Democrats SUPERcut


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ1BH23BQ2E


That's a whole lot of speakos.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 17, 2018 04:02 PM (5jVnA)

108
You forgot Mexico and Russia!

Posted by: Don Q at August 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NgKpN)
Okay, and once again, RUSSIANS!!!!
But Spain covers Mexico

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 17, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)

109 100. Guinea. Poor bastard.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 04:02 PM (fA1SL)

110 He said it in a prepared statement, believes that completely and realizes he stepped it full face so is walking it back.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 04:02 PM (lxZ71)

111 91 And he still will win easily.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

Well... yes... I have relatives in NY who are mindlessly Dems... lots of that there....

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:02 PM (ffWPP)

112 And he still will win easily.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------

Yeah he will. Family dynasty and all.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (I16G8)

113 Of all the ways he could try to illustrate what he thinks makes America great, the Cuomo family is probably the least compelling.


I ask you, where else but in America could a family of dim witted criminals prosper like they have?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (yQpMk)

114 >>>The expression I used the other day was inartful

Doing an inept job of backtracking. The Inartful Dodger?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (/qEW2)

115 The supporters gasped because they knew how incredibly stupid and harmful the statement was to their election chances. This walkback doesn't erase the original.

Every Dem who has a smidgeon of patriotism and common sense knows how toxic the statement is.

If the GOP doesn't use that clip on video ads in every tight race this fall with the prefix" "This is what the Democrats think about America" then they deserve to lose the House.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (LDV7V)

116 Is Kwomo a wop ??

AFAF

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (MM1XE)

117 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear:


Will someone just let him be clear??

Sheesh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

118 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear: Imy goal is to mae you, the American voters, hold me in the same regard that my wife does......what?

Posted by: I am a shimmering, glistening star at August 17, 2018 04:03 PM (fJD+N)

119 113. Leafistan has the Trudeaus.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)

120 Just to wrap up from the last thread, three men had
experience with contested conventions, Paul Manafort, Roger Stone and
Charles Black Jr. Trump hired Manafort, no one hired Roger Stone and
Black was hired by Kasich.



Yes, it is Cruz's fault Manafort was hired.



Posted by: notsothoreau at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM

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Point of order, Cruz did threaten to bollox up the Convention. That is not in dispute.


Plus he backed out of his pledge to support whoever the nominee was.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (JUOKG)

121 Ace: "...the audible gasps of shock from even your leftwing supporters would have alerted to you that you had misspoken."

An aside here: Maybe my hearing is off by I didn't note gasps of shock so much as hooting of "You go, Girl!" Normally, when normal people are involved, something as patently offensive as "this country we all live in sucks" would draw boos and hisses. But that's not what happened. The collective response was one of disbelief that he said what they all agreed was true but were too afraid (and politically savvy) to say. They cheered his response with some overt disbelief, but they didn't disagree, walk-out, or condemn. He just amplified what they thought in a very clumsy way and rallied.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (6eEQ+)

122 in other news, when Comey said he (illegally) leaked to the media, he meant he did NOT leak to the media.

when Strzok said he would not allow Trump to be president, "we will stop him" and that he had an insurance policy ... he meant the will of the people is preeminent, and he would insure there would be fair elections.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (bT8Z4)

123 4 For those who didn't see it in the other thread. Wife's tests were not good. Still don't know if she'll need chemo.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 17, 2018 03:51 PM (xQfPr)
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so sorry; sending prayers

Posted by: the Butcher at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (DIosY)

124 Keep America Shit-Holey! Hilary/Cuomo 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (DB2+9)

125 What I meant to say was: America has never been grape. Yeah, that's it... grape.

Posted by: Andrew Retarduomo at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)

126 82 Republicans seize on Cuomo Misstatement
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (yQpMk)

POUNCE, even.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

127 And he still will win easily.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
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Of course he will. Most of his base probably believe the first statement and understand that the second statement has to be made to preserve face.

Taquiyya is common practice among Muslims and Liebarrels.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (YOhRS)

128 inartful: Lacking artifice; unsophisticated, unrefined; wanting polish or technical skill. Later also: unsubtle, tactless

There is really not less of a non-apology apology than saying "gosh darn it, i slipped in the inartful again."

Inartful does not say that you said the exact other thing from the thing that you meant. It says that you didn't put enough spin on it; you meant it to be a dogwhistle that only your tribe would correctly interpret, but instead you came right out and said it.

Also, Freud would like some credit here.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (yL25O)

129 John Lovits as Andrew Cuomo in

THAT'S THE TICKET

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (zncB8)

130 I was talking about NORTH America, which, compared to other continents, has never been that great. The United States is awesome!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Mouru)

131 What's funny is that Andy has been flirting with a Presidential run. He can't even stumble out of the gate

Locally many of us are pissed at Andy sneaking through a midnite rider to rename the new Tappan Zee bridge the Cuomo bridge. The Triborough bridge was renamed the RFK bridge. I'm waiting for one of our small Harlem River bridges to get named after Teddy

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (n+6mJ)

132 At least Mussolini made the trains run on time. Which puts him one up on Andrew.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (jDF8P)

133 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear


He'd have been better off saying he'd said that right after drinking three bottles of Robitussin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (YqDXo)

134 Did Trump threaten you into "being very clear" today, Andrew?

Good.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (ziPP0)

135 I have no idea how you Morons can live in NYC.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Mwx8i)

136 The saddest part is when you realize, not only do they not understand policy or technical issues, they don't even speak well. Even actors can do that.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (fJD+N)

137 His fellow travelers will send their warm regards, nonetheless.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (xBSm0)

138 Dumpster filled with medical waste > Andrew Cuomo

Posted by: Andy's Mom at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (VAm5e)

139 When I said cut the red wire, what I meant was cut the blue wire. Sorry.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (gC2IV)

140 His father, no Rhodes scholar himself, is probably telling all of the other dead politicians that Andrew must have not been his biological son.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (7ZVPa)

141 did you hear gasps from the crowd? I heard cheers.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (GoLZO)

142 If the GOP doesn't use that clip on video ads in every tight race this fall with the prefix" "This is what the Democrats think about America" then they deserve to lose the House.

"We'll put it on an internet ad that will only be shared by people who already are voting for us and not on TV anywhere!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)

143 86 Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2018 04:00 PM (kT3/m)


YUP.

Dumb as a stump but shrewd, crooked, and mobbed up to the gills.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (G4W16)

144 Was he wearing a straw boater with red, white and blue ribbons, holding a handful of sparklers, with Sousa blaring over the PA system and a giant Stars and Stripes behind him when he said it?



Now that would make me believe his mewlings.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (xPJvm)

145 Is 'I was hacked!' too old and busted?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (yQpMk)

146 131 What's funny is that Andy has been flirting with a Presidential run. He can't even stumble out of the gate

Locally many of us are pissed at Andy sneaking through a midnite rider to rename the new Tappan Zee bridge the Cuomo bridge. The Triborough bridge was renamed the RFK bridge. I'm waiting for one of our small Harlem River bridges to get named after Teddy
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (n+6mJ)


Oh Lord, please please please let this thing happen

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (ffWPP)

147 122
in other news, when Comey said he (illegally) leaked to the media, he meant he did NOT leak to the media.

when
Strzok said he would not allow Trump to be president, "we will stop
him" and that he had an insurance policy ... he meant the will of the
people is preeminent, and he would insure there would be fair elections.


Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (bT8Z4)

*golf shart*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (5jVnA)

148 I'm waiting for one of our small Harlem River bridges to get named after Teddy

Posted by: Ignoramus

--

More likely the Ted Kennedy memorial boat ramp.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:07 PM (7ZVPa)

149 'inartful'. Yeah, that's how you said the complete opposite thing you're saying today in response to polling numbers, you were 'inartful'.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2018 04:07 PM (ziPP0)

150 And he still will win easily.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

Libs are too dense to realize America is a great nation, so great in fact that this turd has the freedom to dump all over it and amass a following.

They should ask the chinese, or cubans or hundred other nationalities what happens when you criticize the state.

Fucking assholes.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 17, 2018 04:07 PM (pFNVe)

151 a bronze age cheese was found in Saqqara. in the tomb of Ptahmes, who worked for Rameses II. they found proteins only known from cow milk.

also found: brucellosis. guess we know what put the guy in the tomb in the first place

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 04:07 PM (8KNVu)

152 I'm waiting for one of our small Harlem River bridges to get named after Teddy

Posted by: Ignoramus



They'll need to remove the railings first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2018 04:07 PM (Mouru)

153 136 The saddest part is when you realize, not only do they not understand policy or technical issues, they don't even speak well. Even actors can do that.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (fJD+N)


Only if they have a good writer...


Apparently he went off script...

Posted by: Don Q at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (NgKpN)

154 Anyone here could pretend to be a Progressive and do better job:

There have been times when America hasn't lived up to its potential of greatness. We have had slavery, sexism, racism and homophobia, and yet despite that America had a tremendous founding as a cradle of liberty, we have been a generous people a beacon of liberty to others . We have overcome challenges.....

Etc, etc, etc.

How could he be that stupid?!!.

Can i be Governor? I could use the pay raise, and would be a better choice than Cynthia and Andrew. The fact that I don't live in NY-mere quibbling

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (AllCR)

155 Maybe when we put a man on Mars again America might almost never be great again!
Wait. I didn't say that. Did I?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (jDF8P)

156 What a great campaign slogan for his 2020 run for preezy, huh???

That's go over about as well as Romney's 47%!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (so+oy)

157 They want us dead and replaced.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (Mwx8i)

158 146 131 What's funny is that Andy has been flirting with a Presidential run. He can't even stumble out of the gate
---------------
Did he surpass Yeb's 'Immigration is Love'?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (2LelM)

159 Plus he backed out of his pledge to support whoever the nominee was.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:04 PM (JUOKG)
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Not really. He eventually did endorse Trump.

He even endorsed him not-by-name if you *understand* his convention speech. Because Cruz pointed to Clinton politics as the main threat to the nation.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:08 PM (YOhRS)

160 I'm waiting for one of our small Harlem River bridges to get named after Teddy

Posted by: Ignoramus


They'll need to remove the railings first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2018 04:07 PM (Mouru)

...

Just a section. It will be in lieu of the ribbon cutting.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 17, 2018 04:09 PM (yL25O)

161 When I said I love you, what I meant was I want to fuck your sister.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:09 PM (gC2IV)

162 >>>Boy is my face red -- red white and blue, I mean!

Ace is the man.

Posted by: m at August 17, 2018 04:09 PM (CwOPz)

163 Imagine Putin's reaction to this. You KNOW he was laughing and shaking his head, and wondering how America has survived this long with such idiots in positions of power.

Actually, I'm kinda wondering myself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

164 cuomo: what I meant to say was I panicked when alexandra ocasio-cortez won and several other establishment democrats nearly got primaried too! so I put on my che guevera tee shirt black beret with the red star and slapped a bernie bumper sticker on the limo to fool my democrat base voters in to thinking I am a revolutionary too! no hillary clinton fate for me!

Posted by: wammo at August 17, 2018 04:09 PM (u4JvI)

165 no hillary clinton fate for me!


In fairness, Hillary won New York too.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)

166 I now choose to live my life as a gay man.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (VAm5e)

167 I've got people skills!

Posted by: Anndrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (7ZVPa)

168 He must have had to smoke a bunch of K2 spice to come up with this excuse

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (6Ll1u)

169 Two great quotes of another idiot New York City Democrat - Mario Procacino.

"My heart is as black as yours." He was addressing a group of black voters in 1969.

"Frank O'Connor grows on you, like a cancer." Endorsing a fellow Democrat back in 1965.

Source - pg. 38 The Book of Lists #2.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (1NK0q)

170 I have no idea how you Morons can live in NYC.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Mwx8i)

----------

Many people have personal or professional issues that keep them in such places. To others, it is their home and they oike it for the most part.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (I16G8)

171 Mario, Andrew, and Chris.... but totes no elitist, leftist aristocracy....

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (ffWPP)

172
Even this idiot's idiot father knew better than to make these kind of idiot mistakes.

I remember seeing Mario on CSPAN doing a Q and A at the Harvard Press Club back in '91 or '92, when he was contemplating running for President against Bush the Elder. As I recall, some soyboi youngster journalist started asking a question about GHWB "Given that we can see that Bush wants to destroy the United States...."

Mario interrupts. "That's incorrect. Bush doesn't want to destroy the country. He's an honorable man doing what he thinks is right. It's just that he's wrong."

It struck me because that's pretty much the only time that cocksucker Mario was charitable to the political opposition. Especially since I'm sure he actually agreed with the soyboi. But he was smart enough to lie in public while he was still contemplating running for Pres.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2018 04:11 PM (veoSD)

173 Too accurate to not share.

https://bit.ly/2wfb1n8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)

174 In fairness, Hillary won New York too.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)


And people make fun of California.

Deservedly, but it's no worse than other liberal hellholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

175 America's deplorable
I meant to say ADORABLE
Oh why can't I be your Madam President

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at August 17, 2018 04:11 PM (Mouru)

176 When I said you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, Sugartits, I meant that in the most loving way possible. Let me be perfectly clear: You are perfect at sucking things - not too hard, not too soft, just Goldilocks perfect - but you really shine when you're gargling the nuts off a lug wrench.

What?! What'd I say?!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:11 PM (6eEQ+)

177 What he meant was that America was never great, and never will be if his party has anything to do with it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:12 PM (7ZVPa)

178 Cuomo vs. Trudeau would be the Ali-Frazier of stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

179 I have no idea how you Morons can live in NYC.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Mwx8i)


No picnic living next door to you, pal.

Posted by: neighbor with two teenage daughters sunbathing at August 17, 2018 04:12 PM (HgMAr)

180 I'll fight any one of you Octogons in The Faggot!
No...wait...

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:12 PM (jDF8P)

181
The other mensa, er, menses candidate, Kirsten Jello-Brain shared the stage with a Ferguson rioter who led the Pledge... from the Communist Manifesto.

Blonde and lipid-laden!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:13 PM (G4W16)

182 What I truly meant to say, is that I am an idiot. excuse me: i got this job because of my last name. I mean, nobody would vote for me if my last name was Andy Monari, the union steward at the Nyack sewage plant. Clear?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, upper class twit of the year at August 17, 2018 04:13 PM (8KNVu)

183 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful, so I want to be very clear: People should carefully consider the coming election. Do they want to risk electing a political unknown that might say something stupid?.......what?

Posted by: I am a shimmering, glistening star at August 17, 2018 04:13 PM (fJD+N)

184 181
The other mensa, er, menses candidate, Kirsten Jello-Brain shared the stage with a Ferguson rioter who led the Pledge... from the Communist Manifesto.

Blonde and lipid-laden!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:13 PM (G4W16)

Butterfat, not face, I guess....

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:13 PM (ffWPP)

185 America will never be great to the ass sucking democrats. It's constitution, it's people, and it's traditions are an impediment to their dreams of total control over a population. When a democrat thinks America is great we got serious trouble.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 17, 2018 04:13 PM (9Om/r)

186 "inartful".. yeah.. so were the successive sentences reinforcing the theme..

what a douchebag!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (so+oy)

187 See little Andy was playing to his base. He thought he'd get a bunch of whooping and fists in the air and fuck yeah Andy... you're right we were never great. Instead he got audible gasps and blowback and now he looks like an even bigger dickwad. Glad it blew up in his fugly face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)

188 It's come to my attention that many people do not understand that when I said that America has never been that great, it really means that it has never not been great, and Trump is a traitor for saying it lacked greatness to made "Great again".

Now, if you'll let me get back to my governance....

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (YOhRS)

189 Boggles my mind that people this fuckin stoopit were ever able to get in control of so much of this, heh, once great country

Posted by: random lurker commenter at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (oLa9K)

190 When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big fat lie,
That's amore ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

191 posted by: neighbor with two teenage daughters sunbathing at August 17, 2018 04:12 PM (HgMAr)

That is the most I've laughed today. Bravo!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (AllCR)

192 Cuomo vs. Trudeau would be the Ali-Frazier of stupidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:12 PM



Down goes eyebrow! Down goes eyebrow!

Posted by: Zombie Howard Cosell at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (EzdLW)

193 I personally liked living in NYC but admittedly I knew it was only temporary so the attitude about the bad stuff is easily over looked.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (cjVcY)

194 187 See little Andy was playing to his base. He thought he'd get a bunch of whooping and fists in the air and fuck yeah Andy... you're right we were never great. Instead he got audible gasps and blowback and now he looks like an even bigger dickwad. Glad it blew up in his fugly face.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)


As I commented this morning, he got booed some despite a NY audience. Not because they disagreed but because the cameras were rolling.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (G4W16)

195 Not sure what the controversy is here. Is has been a standard leftist truism -- in fact the basis for their entire philosophy -- that America is the antithesis of "great," and is instead the source of all evil in history and in the modern world. In their opinion, the only thing that would finally turn America "great" would be if it fully adopted all SJW demands and went full commie.

Even Michelle Obama basically said that America has never been great when she said that she was never proud of America (until the moment it elected it husband president).

Why is Cuomo walking back the fundamental principle of all contemporary leftist thought? Everyone else trumpets it daily: why doesn't he proudly join the chorus?

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (c+2jX)

196 181.
* raises hand *
Don't these idiots grok that the more they try to make themselves Allende, the more they make people Pinochet-curious?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (fA1SL)

197 Is has been = It has been

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (c+2jX)

198 I blame the Republicans for deliberately not understanding what I meant.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:16 PM (YOhRS)

199 193 I personally liked living in NYC but admittedly I knew it was only temporary so the attitude about the bad stuff is easily over looked.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (cjVcY)


There was a lot of bad about this place growing up but an awful lot of good. Even in the Dinkins years, believe it or not. But Bloomberg and Wilhelm Klink destroyed everything by letting the Leftist momzers run wild.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:16 PM (G4W16)

200 In fairness to Andrew, he was born in NYC so English is like a second language to him.

Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2018 04:16 PM (2Mnv1)

201 What is funny is that by walking it back, he is proving that nobody can trust what comes out of his mouth, while at the same time he is pissing off his America hating base.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:16 PM (7ZVPa)

202 *giggles*

The Book of Lists #2 has Lillian Carter's seven greatest US presidents. Her son is #6. She puts Lincoln at #1 and George Washington as #7.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 04:16 PM (1NK0q)

203 When I said you were "great" the other night....I meant "you were never great".

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo's "partner" at August 17, 2018 04:16 PM (bUjCl)

204 The dailycaller article doesn't mention it, but what makes Cuomo's denial even more implausible is that Trump tweeted that Cuomo had a meltdown.

Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but *defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward, not backward".

He was defending his original statement.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:17 PM (/qEW2)

205 Meanwhile does a dox-factory produce doxies?
Which ones, the dachshunds or the whores?

Posted by: DaveA at August 17, 2018 04:17 PM (FhXTo)

206 >>I don't think he's a very smart man, because in trying to take a swipe at Tump he could have done so in a way that was not the colossally dumb way he did it.



I think it was like Hillary's "deplorables" comment. She had used it frequently at small donor events, but then she used it at a larger event where it was filmed....yikes!

Kinsley gaffe, where they tell the truth/say what they really think to fellow Lefties that they know better than to say in public.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (W+vEI)

207 When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big fat lie,
That's amore[-s] a moron ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

FIFY

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (so+oy)

208 Why is Cuomo walking back the fundamental principle of all contemporary leftist thought? Everyone else trumpets it daily: why doesn't he proudly join the chorus?
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (c+2jX)

---------

Polling is my guess. See also, PDT immediately calling him out on Twatter. Finally, delusional aspirations of a run for President.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G8)

209 Come at me bro. I will kick your ass in Iowa, with weak shit like that.

Posted by: gloppy deep-fried pecan pie..on a stick at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (fJD+N)

210

Just like "Deplorables"
Sticks in your craw.
He'll never live this one down.
CalmieBashtards

TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (sdl8C)

211 [-s]

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (so+oy)

212 oops

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (so+oy)

213 194 187 See little Andy was playing to his base. He thought he'd get a bunch of whooping and fists in the air and fuck yeah Andy... you're right we were never great. Instead he got audible gasps and blowback and now he looks like an even bigger dickwad. Glad it blew up in his fugly face.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2018 04:14 PM (dUJdY)


As I commented this morning, he got booed some despite a NY audience. Not because they disagreed but because the cameras were rolling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (G4W16)


He goes on to pander to the feminist contigent ("Fighting for New York Women and Girls" - what, no love for transgenders?) by tying his stupid statement to women's issues.

Sorry, Cuomo, you done stepped in the dog's business. You can't scrape it off that easily.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

214 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:17 PM (/qEW2)

Hopefully they will waterboard that into his face.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (cjVcY)

215 As I commented this morning, he got booed some despite a NY audience. Not because they disagreed but because the cameras were rolling.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM (G4W16)

huh.. never thought of that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (dUJdY)

216 Mario was actually pretty smart and didn't sound like he was from Queens. Andy had all the advantages and sounds like clanging pots. Worst NYC accent

Mel Blanc crossed a Bronx accent with a Brooklyn accent to voice Bugs Bunny

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:19 PM (n+6mJ)

217 That dipshit needs to schedule a bike tour.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 17, 2018 04:19 PM (8iiMU)

218 "What I meant to say was that America WAS great -- great at slavery, great at killing Indians, great at Jim Crow, great at denying woman the vote! Amiright? Please clap."

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:19 PM (c+2jX)

219 and that New York's motto was "Look upward, not backward

I was referring to the tax rates.

Posted by: I am a shimmering, glistening star at August 17, 2018 04:19 PM (fJD+N)

220 Cuomo was confused. That's all it was. (eyeroll)

I like his many stumbling clarifications because he realizes how badly he effed up. Dems effing up is a Good Thing.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 17, 2018 04:20 PM (2NqXo)

221 He misspoke. He meant to say Venezuela is great. That's why he's making NY into a cheap version of it.

BTW the people in NY who vote for assholes like Cuomo don't care. So long as he keeps the checks coming.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:20 PM (neTGq)

222 213
Sorry, Cuomo, you done stepped in the dog's business. You can't scrape it off that easily.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (YqDXo)


In New York (City and the burbs) it's a nothing burger, sadly.

In the rest of the nation, he screwed himself bigly. Except with Dems. Kamala-Toe might be the one to beat and she will say and do just as dumb shit as Cummo in all fairness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:20 PM (G4W16)

223 You just can't make leftist shit up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 04:20 PM (pw+jk)

224 Why is Cuomo walking back the fundamental principle of all contemporary leftist thought? Everyone else trumpets it daily: why doesn't he proudly join the chorus?

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:15 PM


Polling data.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (LOgQ4)

225 Seeing girl scout ads on the main page again. Anyone else see this? My surfing habits are not the sort of things that should be triggering these ads.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (/qEW2)

226 223 You just can't make leftist shit up.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 04:20 PM (pw+jk)


That's just it; they do. Every damn day!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (G4W16)

227 They want us dead and replaced.

They kind of need us dead. My God, they are stupid...

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (8ruUE)

228 America was never great, because it was never sinless, like........ wait..... uh...

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (ffWPP)

229 I think it was like Hillary's "deplorables" comment. She had used it frequently at small donor events, but then she used it at a larger event where it was filmed....yikes!

Kinsley gaffe, where they tell the truth/say what they really think to fellow Lefties that they know better than to say in public.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 04:18 PM (W+vEI)


Hillary's statement was particularly stupid because she explicitly wrote off half of the nation because of who, what, and where they are. She should have said "some segments of the electorate hold beliefs we consider deplorable, and we need to bring them along to adopt a better perspective," or something like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

230 Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but *defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward, not backward".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


I was JOKING with my socked comment #218 ("What I meant to say was that America WAS great -- great at slavery, great at killing Indians, great at Jim Crow, great at denying woman the vote! Amiright? Please clap."), completely unaware that that is EXACTLY what Cuomo actually did!

Mind blown.

These people literally are beyond parody. I give up even trying.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (c+2jX)

231 What is funny is that by walking it back, he is proving that nobody can trust what comes out of his mouth, while at the same time he is pissing off his America hating base.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

Nonsense! I still hate the rest of the country...and the upstate hicks of course!!......what?

Posted by: I am a shimmering, glistening star at August 17, 2018 04:22 PM (fJD+N)

232 225. * checks *
Nope. Tracksuits, accordions, and the usual. Must be you.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 04:22 PM (fA1SL)

233 *gives Zombie the Shop-Vac*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 04:23 PM (1NK0q)

234
A Cuomo spokes-tool later confirmed that he d meant to say it ---

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydyeeklo

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 17, 2018 04:23 PM (nfvfi)

235 225 Yeah,I see that one sometimes.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:23 PM (LiyEm)

236 Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Ham Radio Morse Code Transmissions

Oh Nellie! FUCK DRUMPF

Sounds like you've been smoking weed.

Posted by: Fake-AG Sessions at August 17, 2018 04:23 PM (r9UYA)

237 225 Seeing girl scout ads on the main page again. Anyone else see this? My surfing habits are not the sort of things that should be triggering these ads.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (/qEW2)

Damn, wires must be crossed again.

Posted by: Bob from the NSA at August 17, 2018 04:23 PM (72PAC)

238 In the rest of the nation, he screwed himself bigly. Except with Dems. Kamala-Toe might be the one to beat and she will say and do just as dumb shit as Cummo in all fairness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:20 PM (G4W16)


True. Talk about the Ali-Frazier of stupidity, Cuomo v. Kameltoe would certainly qualify.

The Dem debates could be epic if they feature Cuomo, Kameltoe, Fauxcahontas, Biden, and Hillary. They'd need to have Jerry Springer as the moderator. Just look out for the flying folding chairs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

239 What do you expect from a goombah whose ancestors came over on the boat when the robber barons wanted cheap foreign labor. I'd tell him to go back to Italy but, Italy has a nationalist government that wouldn't take him.

Posted by: Chicolini at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (W6JTr)

240 San Clemente has had 2 multiple stabbings this month, a virtual south OC crime wave for the decades.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (6Ll1u)

241 My " ads" all consist of Mrs. Trump, looking wonderful...

Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (ffWPP)

242 Obama said the same thing when he basically said that America wasn't exceptional .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (cjVcY)

243 Hillary's statement was particularly stupid because she explicitly wrote off half of the nation because of who, what, and where they are. She should have said "some segments of the electorate hold beliefs we consider deplorable, and we need to bring them along to adopt a better perspective," or something like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

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I'm glad she said it exactly the way she did, and the irredeemable part was just icing on the cake. Seems to me like that was when her campaign began going South.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (I16G8)

244 Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but
*defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing
women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward,
not backward".


===
All of those things brought to you by the democrat party. Oh and the democrat party is still working on bringing back all of those things.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (pw+jk)

245 When I said "America was never great" , I meant "never great at not beingAmerica". America was never great at being Mongolia. Or Eritrea. Never.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (bUjCl)

246 Make America Tape Again!

Posted by: Ommmmarosa, where the dogs come sweeping down the plain at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (EzdLW)

247 Jay, of those four only Kamela might be energetic enough to throw chairs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (1NK0q)

248
Now you know why Loopy Fiasco did not want cameras at that event.

Considering this and her incredibly comedic performances on TV...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:25 PM (G4W16)

249 That was clumsy of me. When I said I was a mainstream Democrat, my point was that I'm completely not a Democrat at all.

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:25 PM (dVAq+)

250 The only thing Coumo cares about is his national aspirations. Dumb ass believes he could run a national campaign because so many idiots in NY suck his small dick.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:25 PM (neTGq)

251 I mean it id no secret the left really feels this way.We have college students who believe slavery was unique to the US.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:25 PM (LiyEm)

252 I was talking about Great America. Roller coasters scare me...

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:25 PM (dVAq+)

253 Andrew Cuomo: "We've always been at war with Eastasia."

Posted by: Eisenhorn at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (uGHnY)

254 Andrew Cuomo: Mensa's latest recruit. NOT!

Posted by: sinalco at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (yODqO)

255 244 Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but
*defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing
women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward,
not backward".


===
All of those things brought to you by the democrat party. Oh and the democrat party is still working on bringing back all of those things.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (pw+jk)


PDT should have responded: "All those things were from Democrats! Took the GOP/Conservatives to stop them all!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (G4W16)

256 No dear, it ain't the dress that makes you look fat; the 9000 Twinkies and 500 gallons of ice cream, maybe, but the dress - no.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JNTt1)

257 Grate? Like cheese?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, testing out the Hillary gambit at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

258 We will reach greatness when discrimination and stereotyping against women - 51 percent of our population - is gone and every woman's full potential is realized and unleashed.

Said to a women's convention.

That's weapons-grade pandering right there.

Btw, how does he know that every woman's full potential isn't already realized, unleashed, uncorked, whatever?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

259 Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but
*defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing
women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward,
not backward".



So, pigeon poop on your face while a "refuge" stabs you in the back while screaming malibu snackbar.

Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (EzdLW)

260 Not being great is a complement. Just ask my "partner".

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (bUjCl)

261 I'm glad she said it exactly the way she did, and the irredeemable part was just icing on the cake. Seems to me like that was when her campaign began going South.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM


Nah, I'm gonna take credit here. She dropped like a rock when the American public saw how ill she was.

She never recovered that drop.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (LOgQ4)

262 Had a crazy girl come to the VFW today and ask if she could join. We asked her if she had been in a combat zone and she said no, she deserted when Bush sent everyone over for Desert Storm because she had seen too much combat in her previous life's.

She then asked if she could join based on the combat she had seen in her previous life's.


Not making this up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JUOKG)

263 254 Andrew Cuomo: Mensa's latest recruit. NOT!
Posted by: sinalco at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (yODqO)


Menses. He goes with the flow.

Mostly, linoleum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (G4W16)

264 Andy has been flirting with a Presidentjal run. It shows the dilemma that the Ds have in 2020. The early contenders believe that they have to go hard Left to contend. Liz Warren just proposed to nationalize corporate America, I shit you not

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (n+6mJ)

265 This is what Democrats really believe.

Keep letting the mask slip girls.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (neTGq)

266 She should have said "some segments of the electorate hold beliefs we consider deplorable, and we need to bring them along to adopt a better perspective," or something like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (YqDXo)


That is indeed better, but still creepy if you think about it. "We must correct their thinking."

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (4HMW8)

267 262 Had a crazy girl come to the VFW today and ask if she could join. We asked her if she had been in a combat zone and she said no, she deserted when Bush sent everyone over for Desert Storm because she had seen too much combat in her previous life's.

She then asked if she could join based on the combat she had seen in her previous life's.


Not making this up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JUOKG)


Holy shit! That was George S. Patton!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (G4W16)

268 The funny thing is Cuomo said America will only be great if everyone is engaged. WTF does that mean? Bueller?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)

269 225 Seeing girl scout ads on the main page again. Anyone else see this? My surfing habits are not the sort of things that should be triggering these ads.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (/qEW2)
..............

I'm seeing LatinFeels which is > Sonobi.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 04:28 PM (HgMAr)

270 264 Liz Warren just proposed to nationalize corporate America, I shit you not
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (n+6mJ)

Did you read the Morning Report, young man?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:28 PM (G4W16)

271 Oh for fucks sake Sandra, I don't want to see another fucking tablescape made from every day household items! Put the fucking bottle down and get a life, you soul sucking twit!

Er, I mean hi honey, I'm home!

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:28 PM (gC2IV)

272 I have bookends smarter than Cuomo and his brother.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:28 PM (neTGq)

273 Except the LatinFeels chicks all seem to have lopsided boobehs.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 04:29 PM (HgMAr)

274 272 I have bookends smarter than Cuomo and his brother.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:28 PM (neTGq)


"Go on..."

- - Sigmund Freud's andirons

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:29 PM (G4W16)

275 255
244 Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but

*defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing

women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward,

not backward".





===

All of those things brought to you by the democrat party. Oh and the
democrat party is still working on bringing back all of those things.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 04:24 PM (pw+jk)





PDT should have responded: "All those things were from Democrats! Took the GOP/Conservatives to stop them all!"





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (G4W16)

======
We need to get a job on Trump's reelection team or current PR one.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 04:29 PM (pw+jk)

276 I was JOKING with my socked comment #218 ("What I meant to say was that America WAS great -- great at slavery, great at killing Indians, great at Jim Crow, great at denying woman the vote! Amiright? Please clap."), completely unaware that that is EXACTLY what Cuomo actually did!

Mind blown.

These people literally are beyond parody. I give up even trying.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (c+2jX)


========

For others who think I'm making it up, here's a fox article that shows Trump's response and Cuomo's reply:

https://tinyurl.com/y7kv67oc

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:29 PM (/qEW2)

277 Nah, I'm gonna take credit here. She dropped like a rock when the American public saw how ill she was.

She never recovered that drop.
Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (LOgQ4)

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These things happened around the same time, didn't they?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:30 PM (I16G8)

278 274. I saw Sigmund Freud's Andirons open for The Cabinet of Dr Caligara at Ace of Spades in midtown.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 04:30 PM (fA1SL)

279 266 She should have said "some segments of the electorate hold beliefs we consider deplorable, and we need to bring them along to adopt a better perspective," or something like that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

That is indeed better, but still creepy if you think about it. "We must correct their thinking."
Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (4HMW


It IS creepy, but it admits of the possibility of redemption for those who oppose her, and it leaves open the question of who exactly she's talking about, and how many of them there are. Instead, her statement basically equated to "I hate and consider worthless everybody from the following states ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

280 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JUOKG)Mm

I'd be curious to know what battles she was in in her previous lives.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (cjVcY)

281 >>Hillary's statement was particularly stupid because she explicitly wrote off half of the nation because of who, what, and where they are. She should have said "some segments of the electorate hold beliefs we consider deplorable, and we need to bring them along to adopt a better perspective," or something like that.


Per reporter Amy Chosik, who covered the Hillary campaign, this bit was used with donors and it worked for her. She was used to getting laughs (IIRC, there are laughs in the video of her saying it). Rephrasing it would indicate she knew what she was saying was awful -- she didn't, she really believes that at least 25% country is too stupid to be redeemable.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

282 America has never been great! My brother, who is a lawyer and analist on CNN told me it is in The Constitution.

Posted by: Andy Qhomo at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (pw+jk)

283 I said, "America was never grate".

Idiots.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Royalty at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (OYwKq)

284 I'm seeing LatinFeels which is > Sonobi.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 04:28 PM (HgMAr)


Same here. I blame the Horde's fascination with Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (4HMW8)

285 So yeah, the explanation for why I was passed over for the position?

"We don't owe you an explanation.", more or less.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (UnA8+)

286 OMG. That is pathetic. He made it worse.

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (QE8X6)

287 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JUOKG)

Should have asked her which wars she experienced in her former lives and if she had met any famous people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (AllCR)

288 281 she really believes that at least 25% country is too stupid to be redeemable.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI


"I know, right?!"

- - Bill Ayers, Port Huron Manifesto

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (G4W16)

289 268 The funny thing is Cuomo said America will only be great if everyone is engaged. WTF does that mean? Bueller?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)


I wondered WTF he meant by that, too. Engaged? Huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

290 She then asked if she could join based on the combat she had seen in her previous life's.




Have her previous lives turn in a DD-124.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (yQpMk)

291 Cuck Fapper is all upset that Trump is talking about Manafort trial before the conclusion. "Trayvon could be my son" is A-OK ???????

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (MM1XE)

292 Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

The 47% comment really hurt Romney though factually true.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (cjVcY)

293 282 America has never been great! My brother, who is a lawyer and analist on CNN told me it is in The Constitution.
Posted by: Andy Qhomo at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (pw+jk)


Analist on CNN? Leave Anderson Cooper out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

294 Of course this is the classic problem -- the difference between speaking to a general audience versus speaking to a specific interest-group audience. The message a politician says to one is always totally different than the message he gives to the other.

In the old days, politicians would get away with this constantly, because not everything they said was recorded or broadcast, so he could say totally contradictory things at different times to different groups, and no one would ever know.

But in the modern world -- not possible. Everything you say will eventually make it online for the whole world to see. So you have to craft every speech -- even a speech to a specialized pressure group -- as if it was being given to the whole world. Because the whole world will eventually hear it.

I'm reminded of the all-time classic instance of this:

When Yasser Arafat was given the Nobel Peace Prize, he said in stilted English at the UN, "I will do my best to keep peace with the Israelis." Then just a few hours later, he went back home and gave a speech in Ramallah, where he said (in Arabic), "Kill the Jews! I tricked the stupid infidels into a ceasefire, just as they were winning! Hahaha! Now we will regroup and drive the Jews into the sea and destroy Israel forever! Allah Ackbar!"

In a rar case of someone committing actual journalism, there was an MSM report about what he said in his second speech, never imagining that the infidels would ever hear it.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (c+2jX)

295 I misspoke. I meant to say, Make America Gape Again.

Posted by: Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (r9UYA)

296 Half of the country is deplorable and irredeemable. That is why I will put those people and any others that I... cough, hic, COUGH, COUUUGGGH, shart, pee, cough, will put them in happy fun camps.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (pw+jk)

297 These things happened around the same time, didn't they?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:30 PM


Close. I was watching the LA Times daily tracking poll every morning and 'deplorables' was but a blip on the screen. She dropped like a rock within days of displaying she was in no way healthy enough to be President of the United States.

There are actually some moderates on the left who appreciate the concept of having a healthy president. She lost them overnight.

Posted by: Blessed Bollard - Destroyer of Presidential Candidates at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (LOgQ4)

298 But no. It turns out it was Opposite Day and he was saying the exact opposite of what he meant to say.

It's called "irony". It was Ironic Day, in commemoration of that GREAT American, Alanis Morrisette.

Do I really have to explain everything to you fools?

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Royalty at August 17, 2018 04:34 PM (OYwKq)

299
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JUOKG)Mm



I'd be curious to know what battles she was in in her previous lives.


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM

---

I did my level best to avoid eye contact and not engage her in conversation. she had one beer and left on her Harley.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:34 PM (JUOKG)

300 OMG. That is pathetic. He made it worse.
Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (QE8X6)

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They always do when they try and apologize while wanting to have it both ways. Splitting the baby.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:34 PM (I16G8)

301 Nobody ever had a boring past life,they were always royalty or a great warrior or something.That's how you know it is bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm)

302 294 Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:33 PM (c+2jX)


Read Robert Spencer's piece at PJM yesterday vis a vis the myth of Palestine/Palestinians.

The whole thing was conjured up by the KGB. The real one, not the one from Brennan.

And Arafat pulled a Cuomo. "I said we renounce TOURISM in all its forms."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (G4W16)

303 I'd be curious to know what battles she was in in her previous lives.


She fought for bison meat and pastures new.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

304 The 47% comment showed why Mitt sucks at politics. He couldn't solve the equation. Trump did by going after the Deplorable vote

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (n+6mJ)

305 300 OMG. That is pathetic. He made it worse.
Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (QE8X6)

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They always do when they try and apologize while wanting to have it both ways. Splitting the baby.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:34 PM (I16G


Cuomo's next position: commissioner of the NFL.

He's a natural.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (YqDXo)

306 I have traveled quite a bit and I can assure you that the USA is the greatest country EVAH . Always glad to come home from overseas. However, I am a honky

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2018 04:36 PM (MM1XE)

307 her statement basically equated to "I hate and consider worthless everybody from the following states ..."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:31 PM (YqDXo)


Considering that New York and California are responsible for her winning the popular vote, that's a lot of hate.

This reminds me of our lefty relative who has harassed and abused people because they were from Texas or Nebraska. She seems to think they should not be allowed in Colorado. I suppose we could build a wall to keep them out....

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:36 PM (4HMW8)

308 I don't see a problem here.

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at August 17, 2018 04:36 PM (fJD+N)

309 282 America has never been great! My brother, who is a lawyer and analist on CNN told me it is in The Constitution.
Posted by: Andy Qhomo
________

Shut up, Andy! Only journalists are allowed to read the Constitution.

Jeez.

Posted by: Chris Coomo at August 17, 2018 04:36 PM (9vQJW)

310 304 The 47% comment showed why Mitt sucks at politics. He couldn't solve the equation. Trump did by going after the Deplorable vote
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (n+6mJ)


Mitt is not a communicator nor a defender. And Trump is both PLUS he defends himself by going on the attack and not relenting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16)

311 301 Nobody ever had a boring past life,they were always royalty or a great warrior or something.That's how you know it is bullshit.
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm)


Or they're descended from some African prince or king or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

312 Re: deplorables.

Hillary said that half of the Trump voters were deplorables. So she only dismissed 25% of voters in total. However, she did put them in baskets which made it worse.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (YOhRS)

313 Make America Grope Again !

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Groping-American at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (bUjCl)

314 313 Make America Grope Again !
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Groping-American at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (bUjCl)


"Mish me yet?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16)

315 >They always do when they try and apologize while wanting to have it both ways. Splitting the baby.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:34 PM (I16G

Cuomo's next position: commissioner of the NFL.
He's a natural.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (YqDXo)


NFL? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (QE8X6)

316 Or they're descended from some African prince or king or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (YqDXo)
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I was Torquemada's right hand man in a former life.

Posted by: Nobody at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (YOhRS)

317 Nobody ever had a boring past life,they were always royalty or a great warrior or something.That's how you know it is bullshit.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:35 PM (LiyEm)


Not according to Buddhists. If you are a woman in this life that's because you did something really bad - or you were something even worse - a worm, say - and led an exemplary worm life. That's why women, in Buddhism, can't achieve Nirvana. Truth.

Psst ... don't tell the leftists. They love Buddhism and India (with its caste system). The truth would crush them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (OYwKq)

318 >>>Even Michelle Obama basically said that America has never been great
when she said that she was never proud of America (until the moment it
elected it husband president).<<<

When Michelle Obama overheard Barry's supporters lauding that we were finally going to have a FLOTUS with more sass, she thought they said "ass," and so for the next eight years it was Wagyu beef, lobster and clarified butter.

Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (2Mnv1)

319 In bipartisan spirit... Trump should nominate Andrew for Ambassador to Tajikistan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (1NK0q)

320 "Mish me yet?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16)

Mish-ugana

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Groping-American at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)

321 He would have been better off saying that the teleprompter was messed up and he was supposed to say 'America was never Great Britain.'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (7ZVPa)

322 Mitt is not a communicator nor a defender. And Trump is both PLUS he defends himself by going on the attack and not relenting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16)

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Yes, he defends by doubling down, God Bless him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (I16G8)

323 229Hillary's statement was particularly stupid because
she explicitly wrote off half of the nation because of who, what, and
where they are. She should have said "some segments of the electorate
hold beliefs we consider deplorable, and we need to bring them along to
adopt a better perspective," or something like that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

Instead she has given us a nickname that we proudly embrace. Even though huge missteps like this negatively impacted her campaign, it is still everyone else's fault that she'll never be POTUS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (jxbfJ)

324 316 Or they're descended from some African prince or king or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (YqDXo)
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I was Torquemada's right hand man in a former life.
Posted by: Nobody at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (YOhRS


"Come on along, come on along,
it's the best hand in the land,
Torquemada's right hand man..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (G4W16)

325 Governor Andrew Cuomo said yesterday that America has and will always be great. the problem is Trump making America not great by having an economic boom and forcing blacks, Hispanics, women, and teenager to work making money.
Death to Trump!!

Posted by: This is CNN at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (pw+jk)

326 Where is Masturbating Pete? Make America 'Bate Again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (QLvwG)

327
I'd be curious to know what battles she was in in her previous lives.





She fought for bison meat and pastures new.

Liz Warren wanted to join the VFW?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (jDF8P)

328 320 "Mish me yet?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16)

Mish-ugana
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Groping-American at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)


"Mish-keit."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (G4W16)

329 The groping of the 70's and 80's was exceptional.

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (MM1XE)

330 I think I remember Eva and Berchtesgaden.... and playing fetch with my dogs....

Posted by: Nobody Ever at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (YOhRS)

331 I want to be very clear

Posted by: Clarified Butter at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (EzdLW)

332 262 Had a crazy girl come to the VFW today and ask if she could join. We asked her if she had been in a combat zone and she said no, she deserted when Bush sent everyone over for Desert Storm because she had seen too much combat in her previous life's.

She then asked if she could join based on the combat she had seen in her previous life's.


Not making this up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:26 PM (JUOKG)

Tell her that she needs to go around the wheel again and get more combat experience. Offer to get her started.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

333 268 The funny thing is Cuomo said America will only be great if everyone is engaged. WTF does that mean? Bueller?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)


I suspect for Cuomo, it means blindly voting Democrat as many times as you can get away with.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (4HMW8)

334 327
Liz Warren wanted to join the VFW?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (jDF8P)


Very Fake Waccabuc?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (G4W16)

335 331 I want to be very clear
Posted by: Clarified Butter at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (EzdLW)


Ghee, that's nice...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (G4W16)

336 I don't think the 47% and deplorables are the same people. Deplorables Hillary was talking about were the bitter clingers. The 47% were the government leeches.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:41 PM (cjVcY)

337 Blessed Bollard: "Nah, I'm gonna take credit here. She dropped like a rock when the American public saw how ill she was.

She never recovered that drop."


I figure Trump was the MVP in 2016, but you and the guy filming you were co-Junior MVPs. It's almost at the level of the Zapruder Film.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2018 04:41 PM (6eEQ+)

338 316 There is a great takedown of Ghandi and the caste system that Mark Steyn links too sometimes,it was a review of the movie with Ben Kingsley.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:42 PM (LiyEm)

339 "Mish-keit."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (G4W16)


Mamzer

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2018 04:42 PM (MM1XE)

340 >> Mitt is not a communicator nor a defender. And Trump is both PLUS he defends himself by going on the attack and not relenting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:37 PM (G4W16)

Funny thing about Big Mitt was he pummeled the hell out of his fellow Republicans during the primary debates but then laid down like a pussycat for the Chocolate Messiah in the last two Presidential debates. Shouldn't it have been the other way around?

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:42 PM (QE8X6)

341 Instead she has given us a nickname that we proudly embrace. Even though huge missteps like this negatively impacted her campaign, it is still everyone else's fault that she'll never be POTUS.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM (jxbfJ)

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I went to a Trump rally right after she uttered that stupidity. Trumps first words? "Hello, Deplorables!".

Crowd went nuts.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 04:42 PM (I16G8)

342 Mish-ugana
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Groping-American at August 17, 2018 04:38 PM (bUjCl)


"Mish-keit."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM (G4W16)

mish-pocheh

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Groping-American at August 17, 2018 04:42 PM (bUjCl)

343 204
The dailycaller article doesn't mention it, but what makes Cuomo's
denial even more implausible is that Trump tweeted that Cuomo had a
meltdown.



Cuomo responded to Trump's tweet, not trying to backtrack, but
*defending* his quote by saying that America was the land of oppressing
women, Jim Crow, KKK, etc. and that New York's motto was "Look upward,
not backward".



He was defending his original statement.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:17 PM (/qEW2)
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They just don't get it.

Posted by: The Englightenment at August 17, 2018 04:42 PM (cSfOv)

344 Same here. I blame the Horde's fascination with Mexican weather girls.
Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM


To be fair, it's certain aspects of Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (ctuyM)

345 Shorter Cuomo: "Don't believe your lying ears."

Epicureans, here's what we did for the meatloaf glaze. Started with Lizzy's catsup recipe. Yes, Tom Servo...I used Hunts. Subbed maple sirple for brown sugar. (Take that, Skip.) Switched the hot sauce to sriracha, per Muldoon. No vinegar.

I don't know what it's going to taste like but it smells heavenly. Should be delicious, except for the minor disaster with the meatloaf when the shaker top came off the bottle of Worchestershire sauce. She's a bit spicy.

No ranch dressing and no whiskey...at least not in the glaze. Also, no shellac, no lacquer. Real baked potatoes (thanks for the reminder, PuddinHead).

Dinner will be at 5:30 Central.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (3QAAB)

346 the Dinesh dSouza movie "Hillary's America" exposes the "Dems/Repubs switched places, as to who is the racist. He even has an LBJ character saying I'll have them voting Democrat for 200 years, after setting the scene with "we have to give them something, but not enough to make a difference".

But he shows only 1% of the racist KKK switched parties, and it was over other things, not to be racist as a Repub.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (bT8Z4)

347 Funny thing about Big Mitt was he pummeled the hell out of his fellow Republicans during the primary debates but then laid down like a pussycat for the Chocolate Messiah in the last two Presidential debates. Shouldn't it have been the other way around?

Posted by: Caliban


Bought and paid for fall guy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (AM1GF)

348 I want to be very clear

Posted by: Clarified Butter at August 17, 2018 04:40 PM


Cum here, my love. And send a message to Maria.

Posted by: Marlin Brando at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)

349 Same here. I blame the Horde's fascination with Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM



To be fair, it's certain aspects of Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (ctuyM)

The Fronts!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (QLvwG)

350 Back off Cuomo. This is my turf.

Posted by: Roger Goodell at August 17, 2018 04:44 PM (pw+jk)

351 Mish me yet ??

Posted by: GW Bush at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (bUjCl)

352 Every one around Cuomo has gone to jail. It's only a matter of time before he's giving bj's for a cigarette

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (neTGq)

353 " 268 The funny thing is Cuomo said America will only be great if everyone is engaged. WTF does that mean? Bueller?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM) "


My first thought was "you will be made to care".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (58Au8)

354 Epicureans, here's what we did for the meatloaf
glaze. Started with Lizzy's catsup recipe. Yes, Tom Servo...I used
Hunts. Subbed maple sirple for brown sugar. (Take that, Skip.) Switched
the hot sauce to sriracha, per Muldoon. No vinegar.

I don't know
what it's going to taste like but it smells heavenly. Should be
delicious, except for the minor disaster with the meatloaf when the
shaker top came off the bottle of Worchestershire sauce. She's a bit
spicy.

No ranch dressing and no whiskey...at least not in the
glaze. Also, no shellac, no lacquer. Real baked potatoes (thanks for the
reminder, PuddinHead).

Dinner will be at 5:30 Central.





Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM

---

Did you remember to put the carrots on it?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (JUOKG)

355 Where is Masturbating Pete? Make America 'Bate Again!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2018 04:39 PM


We spent all morning on the beach waiting for the baiters to get back.

Posted by: The Fisherwives at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (ctuyM)

356 Dinner will be at 5:30 Central.
Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (3QAAB)


We're on our way.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (4HMW8)

357 OMG. That is pathetic. He made it worse.
Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (QE8X6)



If I'm reading things correctly, first he said he didn't mean it and it was inartful. But then he defended saying it bcz KKK and Jim Crow. So which is it?

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 04:46 PM (gJ3Vg)

358 353 " 268 The funny thing is Cuomo said America will only be great if everyone is engaged. WTF does that mean? Bueller?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 17, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM) "


My first thought was "you will be made to care".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (58Au


"Engaged, like with a ring?"

- - Chappaqua Choad

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:46 PM (G4W16)

359 Breaking: NFL buys up dozens of Mexican television stations, replaces weather girls with male dancers.

Posted by: ESPAN at August 17, 2018 04:46 PM (EzdLW)

360 (273) Equator, gravity, centripetal force, etc...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (RuIsu)

361 I'll tell you Cuomo's original statement is a lesson in the perfect being the left's enemy of the good.

If you consider how many times Cuomo used absolutes in his sentences, it's illustrative: "full", "every", "complete".

That's his expectation of America being merely "Great"--complete. I've long and often thought the libs put too big a burden on "solutions to crime" when they claim that "society is to blame" and if we completely fix society, crime would fade away.

Good way of making sure you're implication relationship never can be tested: If 1 were 0, then we'd cease to have any problems. If we could only list every star in the universe Kaboom would taste great! (Logically, all those statements are bizarrely true. Because the first can never be validated.)

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (YOhRS)

362 If I'm reading things correctly, first he said he didn't mean it and it was inartful. But then he defended saying it bcz KKK and Jim Crow. So which is it?
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 04:46 PM (gJ3Vg)

His Jim Crow , KKK tweet was before his inartful statement I believe,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (cjVcY)

363 344
Same here. I blame the Horde's fascination with Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM



To be fair, it's certain aspects of Mexican weather girls.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (ctuyM)

Russian weather girls FTW. There was a site where they gave the weather forecast in states of undress.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (jxbfJ)

364 America will be great when we have more Asian Trannies!

Things Cuomo's Talking Ass Face Says.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (neTGq)

365 Cuomo in eye-talian apparently means "Gutless, spineless, chestless crapweasel".

Huh.

Who knew?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (BRvh1)

366 But he shows only 1% of the racist KKK switched parties, and it was over other things, not to be racist as a Repub.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (bT8Z4)


I was wondering about that. We live in a historically Republican town with KKK activity in the town's past.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:47 PM (4HMW8)

367 This is one of the funniest things to happen lately. What a dumbass!

Posted by: Chris M at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (eAZVt)

368 Was gonna go to the store and get stuff to make salsa with all these danged tomatoes we have. Then I looked at a recipe and realized I could buy about 10 jars of perfectly good salsa for what the ingredients would cost me. Decided to stay home and have a martini and watch the thunderstorm that's rolling in.

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (QE8X6)

369 OMG. That is pathetic. He made it worse.

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:32 PM (QE8X6)







If I'm reading things correctly, first he said he didn't mean it and
it was inartful. But then he defended saying it bcz KKK and Jim Crow.
So which is it?

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 04:46 PM (gJ3Vg)


Anyway you need it that's the way I meant it.

Posted by: 'Jouney' Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (QLvwG)

370 Did you remember to put the carrots on it?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (JUOKG)

(ballon deflates) No. And I stood there in the kitchen for five minutes with the chopped onion, pepper, garlic and celery, wondering what was missing.Where were you two threads back?

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (3QAAB)

371 Mish me yet ??
Posted by: GW Bush at August 17, 2018 04:45 PM (bUjCl)
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I know what it's like to have been mished.

Posted by: Kaitlyn Jenner at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (YOhRS)

372 maybe Ignoramus identifies as Breitbart in a former life. he never read the content either

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (TkmYt)

373 367 This is one of the funniest things to happen lately. What a dumbass!
Posted by: Chris M at August 17, 2018 04:48 PM (eAZVt)


The key will be using this to paint the entire Democrat party with it for the next 3 months and all the way to 2020.

And for-fucking-ever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (G4W16)

374 Wasn't it Andrew Cuomo who was behind the "Vote For Cuomo Not the Homo" posters back when his dad ran against Koch?

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (LiyEm)

375 I was wondering about that. We live in a historically Republican town with KKK activity in the town's past.
Posted by: Emmie

White republicans were targets of the Klan.

Posted by: zombie Sen. Robert 'Sheets' Byrd (D-8th plain of Hell) at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (fJD+N)

376 White people got

No reason

White people got

NO reason

White people got

No reason to live...

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (HiLJ1)

377 374 Wasn't it Andrew Cuomo who was behind the "Vote For Cuomo Not the Homo" posters back when his dad ran against Koch?
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (LiyEm)


Yup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (G4W16)

378 I looked up mish on the internet.

It is a type of cheese.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (4HMW8)

379
Vote for Cuomo. not the Ching-Chong!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (G4W16)

380 Doing the leftist two-step. doe si doe
-Andy "Got to dance" Cuomo

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (gmo/4)

381 - - Andrew Cummo, the dumb Marx(ist) Brother*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 03:53 PM (G4W16)

I wasn't aware that there was such thing as a smart Marx(ist) brother.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (9BLnV)

382 The key will be using this to paint the entire Democrat party with it for the next 3 months and all the way to 2020.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

--

Official statement from the GOPe: 'That would be mean-sprited'

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (7ZVPa)

383 Hey remember when some repub candidate would say something inartful and the media would hound him until the gop kicked him out of the race.


Oh but Keith Ellison slaps around women and its a cricket symphony.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (r+sAi)

384 But he shows only 1% of the racist KKK switched parties, and it was over other things, not to be racist as a Repub.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2018 04:43 PM (bT8Z4)
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Totally confused the union thugs, though. They stayed with the name of the party. The racists left no forwarding address it seems....

Hey wait, doesn't that mean that Joe McCarthy was a Democrat?

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (YOhRS)

385 His father was also a dick-sipper. They renamed the Tappan Zee Bridge after that destructive shitbag and now people are trying to get it reversed.

The only people who don't call it the TZ Bridge are Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (neTGq)

386

Hedley Lamarr:
Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.

Governor Lepetomane:
What?

Hedley Lamarr:
"Meeting is adjourned".

Governor Lepetomane:
It is?

Hedley Lamarr:
No, you *say* that, Governor.

Governor Lepetomane:
What?

Hedley Lamarr:
"Meeting is adjourned".

Governor Lepetomane:
It is?



Governor Lepetomane is smarter than Cuomo, or at least as dumb.

Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (Jvjsh)

387 Emmie, the welcome mat is always out for you.

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (3QAAB)

388
Shut up, Andy! Only journalists are allowed to read the Constitution.



Jeez.



Posted by: Chris Coomo at August 17, 2018 04:36 PM (9vQJW)

E Pleb Niesta!

Posted by: Cloud William at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (UsCnO)

389 What bothers me the most about "America was never great" is the pettiness and spite behind the whole sentiment. Adults should grow out of such things and should have enough self awareness to be bothered when a politician is trying to pander to them on the basis of their worst tendencies. But then again, isn't that what Marxism is all about? I also don't like the identity politics aspect of it, that "injustices were done to group x in the past, so to atone for that, we must now commit injustices against group y." Vile, paint by numbers morality. The correct solution is to make moral judgments on a case by case basis.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)

390 White republicans were targets of the Klan.
Posted by: zombie Sen. Robert 'Sheets' Byrd (D-8th plain of Hell) at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (fJD+N)


As were black Republicans.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (4HMW8)

391 Did I say America....I meant Peruvia. They both end in A. Could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 17, 2018 04:52 PM (AKMNZ)

392 White people got

No reason to live...
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 04:49 PM (HiLJ1)

But, Sarah! We have to keep you supplied with your free tampons, birth control pills, and abortions.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 17, 2018 04:52 PM (9BLnV)

393 387 Emmie, the welcome mat is always out for you.
Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (3QAAB


Awww, thanks! We sure enjoyed visiting with you last year.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:52 PM (4HMW8)

394 "America was never that Grape"

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 04:52 PM (as23O)

395 389 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)


If you read a transcript of what Cuomo said, or any other similar blathering, it would come out as an adolescent kid being punished by his parents.

Real parents, not today's BFF sperm/egg donors.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:52 PM (G4W16)

396
Looks like the 'summer of eternal rain' is returning for another beat down.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (LOgQ4)

397 siracha is vile



salsa should not need more than 5 ingredients, including tomatoes.

Posted by: ? at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (MTjB1)

398 Ah, just a Freudian slip. You know, when you mean to say "pass the salt" but instead you say "I want to fuck my mom."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (IYB38)

399 I know someone who was theee when Jagoff said this. He wanted to hide under a chair. He knew this was going to be a big F up.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (neTGq)

400
"I menat America FERRARA!"

- - Andrew Q Whoa Mo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (G4W16)

401 E Pleb Niesta!


Posted by: Cloud William at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (
--
LOL. I wish I did not understand this.

Posted by: shibumi at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (SbIX4)

402 I looked up mish on the internet.

It is a type of cheese.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:50 PM (4HMW


a cheesy like substance?

Posted by: Smegma at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

403 >>Keith Ellison slaps around women and its a cricket symphony.


Well, that's what Brown Women are for.

Posted by: Eric Schneiderman at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (as23O)

404 402
a cheesy like substance?
Posted by: Smegma at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (HgMAr)

Gleet!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (G4W16)

405 91 And he still will win easily.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

I don't even know who the R is running. I am gonna vote for him, can't be worse than Cuomo, but man is the NYS GOP dumb. They control the NYS Senate, why can't they get their act together for Governor?

Posted by: Ann at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (e59uY)

406 403

Well, that's what Brown Women are for.
Posted by: Eric Schneiderman at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (as23O)


"Keep smiling, keep shining,
tell them that you ran into the door,
for sure,
You fucking lousy whore..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (G4W16)

407 The Left have been using this same America is not so great theme since I can remember. But again you have to give Trump credit because it's not being ignored now like in the past .

What's ironic though is that logically MAGA has to mean that at some point America was no longer Great.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (cjVcY)

408 "We'll put it on an internet ad that will only be shared by people who already are voting for us and not on TV anywhere!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 17, 2018 04:06 PM (39g3+)


"Build the dang wall!"

--John McBrain

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (q177U)

409 a cheesy like substance?
Posted by: Smegma at August 17, 2018 04:54 PM (HgMAr)


.....and the Horde comes through!

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (4HMW8)

410 I was talking about pre-grated cheese. Who buys that shit? You people are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (gC2IV)

411 >>siracha is vile


I eat that shit and for three days I smell like a Vietnamese Whoreshouse.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (as23O)

412 E Pluribus Uno!

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:56 PM (QLvwG)

413 Cuomo looks so creepy. I keep thinking "Now there's a look in your eyes. Like black holes in the skies." He looks like a ghoul.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:56 PM (/qEW2)

414 What bothers me the most about "America was never great" is the pettiness and spite behind the whole sentiment. Adults should grow out of such things

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 04:51 PM (/qEW2)
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Adult thinkers aren't his base. Like I said the absolutes he used are a clear example of making the perfect the enemy of the Great. This is lefty politics.

Imminantizing the Eschaton and making the ideal the enemy of empiric practices with their trade-offs.

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 04:56 PM (YOhRS)

415 411 >>siracha is vile


I eat that shit and for three days I smell like a Vietnamese Whoreshouse.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (as23O)


Me Rove you Wrong Time!

- - GOP-e

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:56 PM (G4W16)

416 What's ironic though is that logically MAGA has to mean that at some point America was no longer Great.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


The implication is that American ceased being great on November 9, 2008, when Obama got elected. A brief 8-year interregnum of non-greatness. I'd agree with that.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:56 PM (c+2jX)

417 eat that shit and for three days I smell like a Vietnamese Whoreshouse.
Posted by: garrett at August




how to smell like a vietnnamese whorehouse the hard way.

Posted by: ? at August 17, 2018 04:57 PM (MTjB1)

418 Although I'm still embarassed by the POS governor here in Virginia, even he isn't stupid enough to say what Cuomo said. (He probably thinks it.)

Posted by: JTB at August 17, 2018 04:57 PM (V+03K)

419 Nice Dionne Warwick ref!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 04:57 PM (as23O)

420 Another vile empty suit with alien values (to the extent he has any, beyond POWER), and no political skills. Like Clinton and Obama, who regularly beclowned themselves (in various ways).


Yet the (dumbed down) political punditocracy, and even some amateur political junkies, rave/raved about the "political talent" of these mediocrities who had little understanding, zero conviction beyond the next focus group consensus, and couldn't think/lie on their feet with any panache, at all.


To think NYS was once the cradle of modern presidents.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 04:57 PM (QDnY+)

421 (409) I think we can turn that stuff into Ethanol. Science!

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 17, 2018 04:57 PM (RuIsu)

422 I like the "America's not great" thing. Now the cards are finally on the table. No more hiding behind fake smiles.

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 04:57 PM (QE8X6)

423 Wait, that wasn't right. What I meant was E Pluribus Bunco!

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (QLvwG)

424 Ah, just a Freudian slip. You know, when you mean to say "pass the salt" but instead you say "I want to fuck my mom."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 17, 2018 04:53 PM (IYB3
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Yeah. That was awkward.

Posted by: OEdipus at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (YOhRS)

425 But sriracha ruv you rong time!

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (c+2jX)

426 To think NYS was once the cradle of modern presidents.
Posted by: rhomboid


When was the last one?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (DKgtk)

427 There are 63 counties in NY. If you look at a Red-Blue map, you would think it's a Res State. But the population is in MYC and Albany County.

Cuomo won 6 of 63 counties in NY.

To most of the other counties he's a dictator. He doesn't even visit most of the state when he runs because people despise him.

Highest taxes in the nation. Greatest population loss. Highest energy prices in nation. Highest coat of living.

That's just a few accomplishments.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (neTGq)

428

"Keep smiling, keep shining,
tell them that you ran into the door,
for sure,
You fucking lousy whore..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (G4W16)

Huh. Thats from a Disney movie isn't it? Do I sing that to "its a small world?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (AKMNZ)

429 Hmmm, Rep Greg Walden of OR requested the CEO of Twitter appear before the House Commerce committee on 9/5. Kurt Schlicter retweeted it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (Lqy/e)

430 E Pluribus Plurum

Posted by: Libs at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (YOhRS)

431 I meant that asshole Amerigo, because everybody knows Columbus was the bomb.

Posted by: Andrew Retarduomo at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

432
Oye Cuomo va
Pendejo

Posted by: Zombie Tito Puente at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (EzdLW)

433 427 There are 63 counties in NY. If you look at a Red-Blue map, you would think it's a Res State. But the population is in MYC and Albany County.

Cuomo won 6 of 63 counties in NY.

To most of the other counties he's a dictator. He doesn't even visit most of the state when he runs because people despise him.

Highest taxes in the nation. Greatest population loss. Highest energy prices in nation. Highest coat of living.

That's just a few accomplishments.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (neTGq)


Now you understand the absolute sabotage caused by the 17th Amendment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (G4W16)

434 I eat that shit and for three days I smell like a Vietnamese Whoreshouse.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM


We can improve your results substantially.

Call us.

Posted by: Nuoc Mam at August 17, 2018 04:59 PM (ctuyM)

435 Pssst! Cuomo, your giving us eyetyes a bad name. -Marcus Tullius Cicero

Posted by: Archer at August 17, 2018 04:59 PM (gmo/4)

436 >>eat that shit and for three days I smell like a Vietnamese Whoreshouse.

too beaucoup.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

437 The idiocy and civic incompetence of CA, NY, and Cook County voters mean that a huge chunk of America is laboring under an enormous burden. Fortunately, for now, the damage to the entire nation is limited.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 04:59 PM (QDnY+)

438 To think NYS was once the cradle of modern presidents.
Posted by: rhomboid
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And originally one of the two largest slave states with Virginia.

Posted by: Libs at August 17, 2018 04:59 PM (YOhRS)

439
Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Ham Radio Morse Code Transmissions

I doubt Nellie learned the code.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 04:59 PM (IqV8l)

440 I like the "America's not great" thing. Now the cards are finally on the table. No more hiding behind fake smiles.

The only thing better would've been if he said it in Spanish.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2018 05:00 PM (jDF8P)

441 411 >>siracha is vile


I eat that shit and for three days I smell like a Vietnamese Whoreshouse.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (as23O)

Like Cock Sauce?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 05:00 PM (1g7ch)

442
Alternate post title:

Cuck-Led Senate Passes Unanimous Resolution Declaring Andrew Cuomo Meant To Say "America Has Always Been Great"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (t5zu8)

443 Sriracha is fine, in its place. Just a basic chile/garlic sauce. Pho, in dipping sauce for guoi cuon, etc.


Probably the most incomprehensible food trend recently was the move to put sriracha into zillions of other products (chips, on and on) where it was a total loser. Green tea was the teen craze about 10 years ago, but I don't recall it ever being pushed to so many places it didn't work.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (QDnY+)

444 >>Like Cock Sauce?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 05:00 PM (1g7ch)


Yes. But only on Fishsticks.

Posted by: Kanye West at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (as23O)

445 Posted by: Zombie Tito Puente at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (EzdLW)


That's it!

E Pluribus Dem Pendejo

Posted by: Andy Cuomo at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (QLvwG)

446 "Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (G4W16"

The 17th was unequivocal subterfuge. The Framers could have very easily made senators elected by popular vote. They deliberately did not, and this scheme is a stain on our history.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (neTGq)

447 That's just a few accomplishments.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 04:58 PM (neTGq)

All those things are true for NYC and the lower Hudson Valley. A lot of the state has fairly normal taxes and cost of living.

Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (Jvjsh)

448 Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:
"The expression I used the other day was inartful..."


No Andy, the expression you used was seditious. You lousy piece of sh**.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:02 PM (UsCnO)

449 I was talking about pre-grated cheese. Who buys that shit? You people are fucking stupid.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 04:55 PM (gC2IV)
............


At least we don't buy the canned cheese like you, Einstein.

Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 05:02 PM (HgMAr)

450 >>Like Cock Sauce?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 05:00 PM (1g7ch)



On your wedding day.

Posted by: Alanis Morisette at August 17, 2018 05:02 PM (as23O)

451 Hmmmm....I noticed a slight fishy taste to the meatloaf glaze. Was that the sriracha?

Posted by: creeper at August 17, 2018 05:03 PM (3QAAB)

452 >>They deliberately did not, and this scheme is a stain on our history.


Not to mention the White ottoman.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 05:03 PM (as23O)

453 Not counting Trump, the last "modern" US President from NYS was FDR. Almost 80 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:04 PM (DKgtk)

454 I think FDR was last prez, Rocky as VP last/highest NYer.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:04 PM (QDnY+)

455 he can leave

Posted by: concrete girl at August 17, 2018 05:04 PM (Tm+wy)

456 Cream of Sum Yung Gai

Seriously though, siracha has it's uses. Breakfast burritos, spagetti, and a just a pinch in lentil soup is amazing.

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (q177U)

457 @405

NY GOV GOP candidate is Marc Molinaro, typical NYGOP nobody, pro abortion, anti-NRA, never Trumper.


He's the quintessential DIABLO.


He makes Pataki look like Pat Buchanan in comparison.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (kT3/m)

458

This is the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.

I categorically defy anyone to refute that.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (S/hVx)

459 Rockefeller wasn't elected to his position as Veep.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (TkmYt)

460 I think FDR was last prez, Rocky as VP last/highest NYer.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:04 PM


Wasn't Rocky from Philadelphia?

Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Thread Commenter at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (ctuyM)

461 Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (Jvjsh)

Uh no. Not really. Red? Yes. But high taxes are a state imposition. Downstate counties do have higher local taxes and the further away you get from Manhattan, Westchester and the Hudson Valley those taxes do get cheaper. But the rest is ubiquitous

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (neTGq)

462 "The expression I used the other day" - what horsesh**t, for dummies - that being his voters, and the "press".


The degradation of the US never ceases to amaze.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (QDnY+)

463 The 17th was unequivocal subterfuge. The Framers
could have very easily made senators elected by popular vote. They
deliberately did not, and this scheme is a stain on our history.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 05:01 PM (neTGq)

Regarding the 17th Amendment: why stop with directly electing Senators for the population?
Why not let them all be brain surgeons and Fake Indian Harvard U professors?
What could go wrong?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (UsCnO)

464 Also, you went on to say "We have not reached greatness, we will reach greatness" when your various Democrat client-groups get more free stuff from Daddy Sugar government.


I saw Daddy Sugar open for Uncle Kracker at SXSW in '02.

Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 05:06 PM (EzdLW)

465 At the time the argument was that the Senate seats were bought and sold by the State legislators. Probably but at least the legislature was elected by the entire state and not just the big city.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 05:06 PM (cjVcY)

466 Nice Dionne Warwick ref!

---

So, I'm in Metro Detroit. A few days ago, when Aretha was ill rather than mort, they did a feature on her on the radio. And played a Dionne Warwick song.

FYI... Dionne Warwick and Aretha Franklin are different people. You would think they would know that here, but I guessn ot.

Posted by: shibumi at August 17, 2018 05:06 PM (SbIX4)

467
"The expression I used the other day was inartful..."

You should have peed on a crucifix. Now, that's art!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 05:06 PM (IqV8l)

468 458


This is the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.

I categorically defy anyone to refute that.
-------------


Well, there is me.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 17, 2018 05:07 PM (UsCnO)

469 Probably the most incomprehensible food trend recently was the move to put sriracha into zillions of other products (chips, on and on) where it was a total loser. Green tea was the teen craze about 10 years ago, but I don't recall it ever being pushed to so many places it didn't work.
Posted by: rhomboid


First, about 8 years ago, it was putting chipotle in freakin' EVERYTHING, no matter how inappropriate (chocolate bars, lasagne). When customers got tired of that, the trendy food companies switched to putting sriracha in EVERYTHING once again, no matter how inappropriate (cocktails, tacos). But now sriracha is already old-hat, so this year the new trendy thing is habanero -- even hotter! Whoopee! Let's put it in oatmeal and salad dressing!

Now they've already even graduated past habanero. A company just released Carolina Reaper salsa. For real.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 05:07 PM (c+2jX)

470 Cuomo could say, 'America Sucks' and the idiots in New York will still elect him.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2018 05:07 PM (hECVl)

471 >>A few days ago, when Aretha was ill rather than mort, they did a feature on her on the radio. And played a Dionne Warwick song.



Ha -

If that was here, you'd know it was on purpose!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 05:07 PM (as23O)

472 This is the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.

I categorically defy anyone to refute that.
Posted by: irongrampa


And it is men like you that made it that way.

Salute!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 17, 2018 05:08 PM (vcOmj)

473
Andrew Cuomo on a conference call just now:

"The expression I used the other day was inartful..."

I'll bet one of his advisors just got themselves a lifetime job for coming up with "inartful". Sounds a lot better than "wrong". Or "stupid". Or "idiotic". Or "retarded". Or...

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 05:08 PM (jDF8P)

474 Trumpentwatter getting silly. Sez Cuomo's career is over. Um, what? Donald, you spent most of your life in NY. You know how it's become.


Dude.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:08 PM (QDnY+)

475 I think FDR was last prez, Rocky as VP last/highest NYer.


Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:04 PM (QDnY+)
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That many racist Republicans in the Old racists Democrat party strongly dislike and many non-racists Democrats in the Old non-racist Republican party find exemplary--despite his membership in the Republican party.

Posted by: The Switch Theory at August 17, 2018 05:08 PM (YOhRS)

476
Wasn't Rocky from Philadelphia?
Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Thread Commenter


Frostbite Falls, MN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 05:09 PM (IqV8l)

477 Keep digging that hole, ya fuckin jagoff.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2018 05:09 PM (pUDQf)

478

Dionne Warwick is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 17, 2018 05:09 PM (t5zu8)

479 Mmmm, this foot in my mouth tastes great again!

Move over, deplorable Hillary. Please clap, Jeb. I'm on a roll.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (0ogQG)

480 Manafort jury adjourns til Monday.


Predictions are hard, esp. about the future, but I'm saying Not Guilty.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

481 Dems running on "America never Great" ...and killing babies for the economy, instead of kissing babies ...

man, they get everything backwards.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (bT8Z4)

482 Fivethirtyeight says 75% chance the Dems take the house.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (LiyEm)

483 .
Amendment 17
Plan for the dots
17th Amendment
Cuomo Vadis?
The Senate will come
Prepare
Trust the Plan
/ - /

Posted by: Q at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (EzdLW)

484 He obviously thought it would play better to the audience. I'm sure they agreed, but they didn't agree it's something you say out loud to further yourself with those who aren't quite as kooky.

Little creep.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (RHEDC)

485 >>Dionne Warwick is mort?


Yep.

Killed any chance we had of a Supremes Reunion.

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (ZQN9w)

486 There's got to be a bag of infected dicks he can eat lying round somewhere......

Posted by: Sponge at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (F4u7C)

487 FYI... Dionne Warwick and Aretha Franklin are different people. You would think they would know that here, but I guessn ot.
Posted by: shibumi at August 17, 2018 05:06 PM (SbIX4)
--------

I'll say a little prayer for them.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (JJZzu)

488 474 I believe he means his national aspirations.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 05:12 PM (LiyEm)

489 471
>>A few days ago, when Aretha was ill rather than mort, they did a
feature on her on the radio. And played a Dionne Warwick song.


Aren't they related somehow?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:12 PM (UsCnO)

490 I'm inartful on purpose.

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2018 05:12 PM (gYPzQ)

491 Why are we paying taxes if the Left power brokers hate America?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2018 05:12 PM (hyuyC)

492
I'll say a little prayer for them.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (JJZzu)
------
Together?

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (gYPzQ)

493 Wasn't Rocky from Philadelphia?
Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Thread Commenter


Frostbite Falls, MN.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 05:09 PM



*golf clap*

Posted by: Zombie June Foray at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (EzdLW)

494 Manafort jury adjourns til Monday.

Predictions are hard, esp. about the future, but I'm saying Not Guilty.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

------------

Me too. The presstitutes openly wanting to harass the Jury is not going to get them to their desired verdict.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (I16G8)

495 American schoolteachers have been sh!tting on America for two generations now. Of course people with default politics believe America was never great. Duh. The takeover of education by the left was a catastrophe for America.

Have you ever criticized a schoolteacher? They won't have it. They think they are the most noble hard-working best-educated workers there are. I think most of them suck canal water.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (mk9aG)

496 I thought Warwick was related to Whitney Houston

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (bUjCl)

497 Frostbite Falls, MN.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 05:09 PM (IqV8l)

Nice!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (wYseH)

498 Imagine what state and federal governments would look like if we could eliminate certain cities from voting. NYC, Albany, Baltimore, Boston, Los Angeles (most cities on the west coast) and many others come to mind. If they can't feed themselves, they can't vote.

I know. I shouldn't tease. But to quote Sheik Ilderim from Ben Hur, "Does it not delight your imagination!"

Posted by: JTB at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (V+03K)

499

Aren't they related somehow?

Crystal Gayle and Linda Ronstadt are sisters.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (t5zu8)

500 Amendment 17
Plan for the dots
17th Amendment
Cuomo Vadis?
The Senate will come
Prepare
Trust the Plan
/ - /
Posted by: Q at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (EzdLW)
---
Any news about the weather?

Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (YOhRS)

501
This is the most exceptional country on the planet

The tallest midget

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (IqV8l)

502 482 Fivethirtyeight says 75% chance the Dems take the house.It's going to be an early night.
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (LiyEm)



Based on history, that is correct. Based on the last few years, I don't know. I think the same site had HRC winning at 80%.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (gJ3Vg)

503 Foot. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (RuIsu)

504 @427

NYS has some of the worst voter turnout of any state.

Cuomo won with about 22pct of the eligible vote only to be outdone by Warren Wilhelm, aka Bill 'The Red' DiBlasio who won with a whopping 14pct of the eligible vote.


One of the great problems is that GOP voters, especially in blue states are exceptionally lazy and unmotivated, largely because the GOP in these states are extraordinarily pathetic.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (kT3/m)

505 >>I'll say a little prayer for them.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (/tuJf)

506 469 Now they've already even graduated past habanero. A company just released Carolina Reaper salsa. For real.

Posted by: zombie


Yum. Maybe make it pumpkin spice flavored too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (0ogQG)

507 Together?
Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (gYPzQ)
-----------

The moment I wake up.

Before I put on my makeup.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (JJZzu)

508 484 He obviously thought it would play better to the audience. I'm sure they agreed, but they didn't agree it's something you say out loud to further yourself with those who aren't quite as kooky.

Little creep.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (RHEDC)

That's a bingo! You see, to Cuomo, NY is America and everything else is shit. When he says America isn't great, he's referring too all you other assholes.

Problem is, hard to pander to a certain group when everyone is listening.

Does this even move the needle though? Most of America knows this guy is a fucking retarded asshole (no offense to retarded assholes). Only the idiots in NY thought this guy was worth electing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (pUDQf)

509 I'll say a little prayer for them.

I see what you did there.

=

That's how it should be

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:15 PM (bUjCl)

510 480 Manafort jury adjourns til Monday.


Predictions are hard, esp. about the future, but I'm saying Not Guilty.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (QDnY+)

---

We'll see about that.

Posted by: Talking Snake Media at August 17, 2018 05:15 PM (L282n)

511 Trumpentwatter getting silly. Sez Cuomo's career is over. Um, what? Donald, you spent most of your life in NY. You know how it's become.

Dude.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:08 PM (QDnY+)


Now now. Let's not be too hasty. The Democrats have had a certain measure of success into psyching people out. Maybe he's just trying to play the same game. Create F.U.D. to bring about a certain outcome had he not planted the meme. It's worth a shot.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 05:15 PM (/qEW2)

512 482
Fivethirtyeight says 75% chance the Dems take the house.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 05:11 PM (LiyEm)
Yeah, but is the press meltdown of 2018 as awesome as the press meltdown of 2016?

Because the NY Times had Hillz at 92% in 2016, not a meager 75%. And the press is still trying to figure out what makes a Trump supporter tick, since most don't know any Trumpists personally.

I think they are just making sh** up so they can sell a few ads. They have no idea in reality.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (UsCnO)

513 I thought Warwick was related to Whitney Houston
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (bUjCl)

------------

I believe you are correct.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (I16G8)

514 CBD, Thanks for that link to the Tolkien book you gave me on the art thread this morning. Got the Kindle version for a couple of bucks and will be reading it as I listen to the Nats game tonight waiting for them to screw up again.

Posted by: JTB at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (V+03K)

515 When I say Imperial Japanese Navy sink all your ships today and will sink them all again tomorrow what I meant to say was sorry about Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Tokyo Rose at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (5Mk4N)

516 Trumpentwatter getting silly. Sez Cuomo's career is over. Um, what? Donald, you spent most of your life in NY. You know how it's become.


Dude.

Posted by: rhomboid


Think about it though. Cuomo just told every union member that they suck balls. That everything they've done worked for and built, wasn't for shit.
America sucks.

I wonder how that will go over at the union halls all over New York?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (DKgtk)

517 Manafort jury adjourns til Monday.


Predictions are hard, esp. about the future, but I'm saying Not Guilty.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (QDnY+)
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Judges use to tell people to not discuss the case and not watch or read any news regarding the case. Pretty hard when just getting on your phone will bring up a prejudicial headline by the MSM.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (hECVl)

518 >> I thought Warwick was related to Whitney Houston

Aunt, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)

519 Mueller's team has 3 times the evidence for Paul Manafort's next trial than his current trial

http://tinyurl.com/y9z9xfyn

Posted by: CNN - Fans of Old School Authoritarianism at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (YOhRS)

520 513
I thought Warwick was related to Whitney Houston

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:13 PM (bUjCl)



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I believe you are correct.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (I16G

I'll take really good but dead black female singers for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (UsCnO)

521 The USA is a fine country. It's always punching above its weight. Just like Trinidad and Tobago. But not like Cuba. Cuba's just in a much higher, better bracket.

Posted by: SCoaMF at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (6eEQ+)

522 the press is still trying to figure out what makes a Trump supporter tick

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Hatred, greed, and deep fry.

Posted by: Tokyo Rose at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (5Mk4N)

523 Aunt, right?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)

yeah, some such, or cousin removed

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (bUjCl)

524 It's always amazed me how often the people whose entire career is based on expressing their ideas as speech think they can sell the excuse that they didn't say what they meant.

Posted by: Socratease at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (BT83d)

525 I thought she was related to Cissy Houston.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:18 PM (JJZzu)

526 "Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2018 05:14 PM (kT3/m)"

Proven by the fact both the former Democrat and Republican leaders are both in federal prison. Soon to be joined by Cuuomo's top aide.

And yes the GOP here sucks hairy balls

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 05:18 PM (neTGq)

527 >>It's always amazed me how often the people whose entire career is based on expressing their ideas as speech think they can sell the excuse that they didn't say what they meant.

It's a speak-O.

Did you people learn nothing in the Obama years?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 05:19 PM (/tuJf)

528 Aren't they related somehow?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:12 PM (UsCnO)

They were both Jewish.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2018 05:19 PM (wYseH)

529 510
480 Manafort jury adjourns til Monday.





Predictions are hard, esp. about the future, but I'm saying Not Guilty.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:10 PM (QDnY+)



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We'll see about that.

Posted by: Talking Snake Media at August 17, 2018 05:15 PM (L282n)

Agreed.

Posted by: Doxxing Department at CNN at August 17, 2018 05:19 PM (UsCnO)

530
The weird part is Cynthia Nixon didn't jump all over Cuomo for his remark but instead made a statement saying he was pandering to her base for votes.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2018 05:19 PM (10vO4)

531 What you found in the ACA, was not actually put into the ACA.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (YOhRS)

532 Warwick still alive

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (bUjCl)

533 Now they've already even graduated past habanero. A company just released Carolina Reaper salsa. For real.

Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 05:07 PM (c+2jX)


*looks at calendar*

Smell that?

It's the approach of pumpkin spice edible underwear season.

Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (yzxic)

534 Dionne Warwick does not appear to have shuffled off the mortal coil.

You can't hurry mort, you'll just have to wait.

Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Thread Commenter at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (ctuyM)

535 "Cuba's just in a much higher, better bracket." I know a lefty who believes that Cuba has a cure for cancer, which they administer to any patient for $5. Why hasn't this cure been released to the rest of the world medical community, you ask. Because Cuba won't allow the cure to be sold by profiteers, in adherence to Marxist principles.

He really honestly believes that. I sh!t you not.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (mk9aG)

536 522 the press is still trying to figure out what makes a Trump supporter tick

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Hatred, greed, and deep fry.
Posted by: Tokyo Rose


God, guns, booze & tits.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (DKgtk)

537 530
The weird part is Cynthia Nixon didn't jump all over Cuomo for his remark but instead made a statement saying he was pandering to her base for votes.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 17, 2018 05:19 PM (10vO4)


"Dickless" Nixon: Andrew Cuomo should be shunned because he doesn't hate America enough!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (G4W16)

538 Dionne Warwick does not appear to have shuffled off the mortal coil.

You can't hurry mort, you'll just have to wait.
Posted by: AoSHQ Movie Thread Commenter at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (ctuyM)
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Is she still hawking the Psychic Friends Network? I hope she gets more advanced notice than Cleo did.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (JJZzu)

539 Turnout Turnout Turnout. I famously predicted in March 2016 that Trump would get at least 300 EVs even if he lost the popular vote because I did the unscientific thing of increasing white non college turnout by 5% in the Igno Model

November 2018 will also swing on turnout patterns which are highly likely not to be like prior mid terms. So all the scientific polls are already wrong by not being objective about this uncertainty

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (n+6mJ)

540 When I said "death to all white people" I really meant "I love white people sexually"

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (zymTc)

541 Black females dying during Trump presidency.

Posted by: CNN Ticker at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (pUDQf)

542 519
Mueller's team has 3 times the evidence for Paul Manafort's next trial than his current trial



http://tinyurl.com/y9z9xfyn



Posted by: CNN - Fans of Old School Authoritarianism at August 17, 2018 05:17 PM (YOhRS)

Don't they teach in Harvard Law School that you need 50 pounds, minimum, of evidence to insure a conviction?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (UsCnO)

543 536 522 the press is still trying to figure out what makes a Trump supporter tick

-
Hatred, greed, and deep fry.
Posted by: Tokyo Rose


God, guns, booze & tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (DKgtk)


I saw G-d, Guns, Booze & Tits open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Felt Forum in '75.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:22 PM (G4W16)

544 I ran into Dionne Warwick years ago at a restaurant. She's an absolutely stunning looking woman and talented.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 05:22 PM (neTGq)

545 >>Warwick still alive


Supremes Reunion is a Go!

Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 05:22 PM (ZQN9w)

546 God, guns, booze & tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (DKgtk)

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Heheh.

Posted by: Talking Snake Media at August 17, 2018 05:22 PM (L282n)

547 When I said "I will have sex with anyone anywhere for any reason"

I really meant "For money"

Posted by: Ali Watkins - bent over a table at August 17, 2018 05:22 PM (zymTc)

548 A few days ago, when Aretha was ill rather than mort, they did a feature on her on the radio. And played a Dionne Warwick song.

-
CNN, with their layers and layers of fact checking, showed a picture of Patti LaBelle during their story of Aretha's death.

Incidentally, Aretha's diner scene in The Blues Brothers was the best part of that movie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (5Mk4N)

549 Youz didn't hear nuttins what youz tought youz heahd.

Posted by: Don Cuomo at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (WFlal)

550 The Special Counsel's Office has almost three times the number of exhibits it wants to show a jury in Paul Manafort's next criminal trial compared with what it used in his Virginia case.

The evidence for the two trials largely doesn't overlap, according to a court filing Thursday from Manafort's legal team.

The two criminal cases that President Donald Trump's former campaign manager faces do overlap in how they hinge on his alleged political consulting work in Ukraine. But the filing on Thursday shows just how expansive an investigation Robert Mueller's team has conducted on Manafort, and how the next trial could be just as revelatory as the first.

http://tinyurl.com/y9z9xfyn

Posted by: CNN - Your Pro-oppression Outlet at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (YOhRS)

551 Say a Little Prayer for Me triggers a lot of childhood memories for some reason.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (cjVcY)

552 540 When I said "death to all white people" I really meant "I love white people sexually"
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (zymTc)

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*wipes screen*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (L282n)

553
*looks at calendar*

Smell that?

It's the approach of pumpkin spice edible underwear season.


Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (yzxic)


Yet, somehow, CNN and their ilk still have trouble understanding what makes the Trump voter tick.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (UsCnO)

554 Say a Little Prayer for Me triggers a lot of childhood memories for some reason.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (cjVcY)
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It's a great song.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (JJZzu)

555
God, guns, booze & tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (DKgtk


What if you're an ass man?

Posted by: Shep at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (pUDQf)

556 540 When I said "death to all white people" I really meant "I love white people sexually"
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (zymTc)


You laugh but I remember hearing a Jewish GI telling a story about Germany after the war. He was being pestered by some German civilian and he told hm "go away, you don't want anything to do with me; I'm a Jew!"

And the German replied "Du bist eine weisse Jude."

He said he nearly belted the kraut in the teeth for that.

Same mentality.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (G4W16)

557 PDTs last 4 tweets are all about Cuomo. He is on him like white on rice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (I16G8)

558 CNN, with their layers and layers of fact checking, showed a picture of Patti LaBelle during their story of Aretha's death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (5Mk4N)

That was Fox News....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (wYseH)

559

Gunner Cuomo needs to do a popularity check outside NYC. Upstate he ranks below Idi Amin.

The blue urban centers plus lackluster, pathetic candidates ensure a Dem will win, we don't have the numbers to counter.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (S/hVx)

560 When I said "I am an useless boob and the nicest thing you can say about me is that I'm alive"

I really meant "I cry myself to sleep every night listening to 'Its Raining Men'"

Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (zymTc)

561 "what makes a Trump supporter tick" Getting sick up-to-here of being bossed around by, frankly speaking, ABNORMAL people with crazy dogmatic beliefs. Relieved to have someone who fights back.

That's where Schlichter really nails it: it's a War Against NORMAL People.

Posted by: gp at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (mk9aG)

562 CNN: "Mueller's team has 3 times the evidence for Paul Manafort's next trial than his current trial"

..for some values of evidence, E.

I'm thinking at this point CNN and the FBI truly understand math equally poorly. If a thousand people say, "The Moon is made of cheese," that's not a thousand statements of fact. It is, however, a sort of evidence... evidence that you've still got nothing and are praying that stacks of paper and litigating it will move one to plea out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (6eEQ+)

563 555
God, guns, booze & tits.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2018 05:21 PM (DKgtk


What if you're an ass man?
Posted by: Shep at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (pUDQf)


"Keep the fuck away!"

- - David Asman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (G4W16)

564 548 A few days ago, when Aretha was ill rather than mort, they did a feature on her on the radio. And played a Dionne Warwick song.

-
CNN, with their layers and layers of fact checking, showed a picture of Patti LaBelle during their story of Aretha's death.

Incidentally, Aretha's diner scene in The Blues Brothers was the best part of that movie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 05:23 PM (5Mk4N)

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Guess all black women look and sound alike to the TSM.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (L282n)

565 The funny thing about Cuomo is that he is so crooked even the NY media can't help but notice.

Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (LiyEm)

566 No no, you see, I said America has never been *grape*. We've always been lemon-lime.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (oZ6kz)

567 Love child, never meant to be
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be
Love child, take a look at me

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Singing-American at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (bUjCl)

568 532 Warwick still alive
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2018 05:20 PM (bUjCl)


Smoke peace pipe.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 17, 2018 05:26 PM (QE8X6)

569 Liber Belial is a manuscript containing a lawsuit which Lucifer filed against Jesus. For trespassing.

30 October 1382 at Aversa near Naples

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 05:26 PM (TkmYt)

570 560 When I said "I am an useless boob and the nicest thing you can say about me is that I'm alive"

I really meant "I cry myself to sleep every night listening to 'Its Raining Men'"
Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (zymTc)
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Hallelujah.

Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2018 05:26 PM (gYPzQ)

571 567 Love child, never meant to be
Love child, born in poverty
Love child, never meant to be
Love child, take a look at me

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Singing-American at August 17, 2018 05:25 PM (bUjCl)


"Planned Parenthood... You want a piece of me (literally)?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:27 PM (G4W16)

572 (555) Barry called, said "Hello sailor".

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 17, 2018 05:27 PM (RuIsu)

573 "0 The Special Counsel's Office has almost three times the number of exhibits it wants to show a jury in Paul Manafort's next criminal trial compared with what it used in his Virginia case. "

And it's all just as circumstantial and based on hearsay from admittedly criminal witnesses.

Gates plays horribly in front of juries. And the standard that the defendant had to knowingly break the law under a standard that's beyond a reasonable doubt is a high bar usually reserved for direct evidence.

There is a reason most of these cases settle out of court.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 17, 2018 05:27 PM (neTGq)

574 >>>You laugh but I remember hearing a Jewish GI telling a story about Germany after the war. He was being pestered by some German civilian and he told hm "go away, you don't want anything to do with me; I'm a Jew!"

And the German replied "Du bist eine weisse Jude."

He said he nearly belted the kraut in the teeth for that.

Same mentality.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:24 PM (G4W16)
_________
I was speaking metaphorically when I said "All white people smell like dogs"

I really meant "I love white people, carnivorously" because Dogs are delicious.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 05:28 PM (zymTc)

575 I'm coming out
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
I'm coming out
I want the world to know
I got to let it show

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Singing-American at August 17, 2018 05:28 PM (bUjCl)

576 569 Liber Belial is a manuscript containing a lawsuit which Lucifer filed against Jesus. For trespassing.

30 October 1382 at Aversa near Naples
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 05:26 PM (TkmYt)


There's a short scene in "Seven Beauties" where Giannini is talking to a political prisoner in the Aversa train station waiting room. Wonder if that was intentional or serendipitous?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2018 05:28 PM (G4W16)

577 And the Governors Mansion is shit,and the freebies suck too...so what ya gonna do..call CuomoBUSTERS,double dare ya paysan.

Posted by: saf at August 17, 2018 05:28 PM (5IHGB)

578 Smoke peace pipe.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at August 17, 2018 05:26 PM (QE8X6)

How

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo, Smoking-American at August 17, 2018 05:28 PM (bUjCl)

579 Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 17, 2018 05:28 PM (zymTc)

Simile

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 17, 2018 05:29 PM (cjVcY)

580 Katie Pavlich at Town hall saying President Trump thinking of axing Bruce Tour's security clearance.

Bwaaaa Haaa!

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 05:30 PM (lxZ71)

581 Manafort thought he was getting out!

Posted by: Robert Mullet, Executive Officer over Stalag Manafort at August 17, 2018 05:30 PM (YOhRS)

582 Nameless Nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (fA1SL)

583 Trump is baiting Andy with "his career is over." It's Andys biggest fear. So Andy will have to respond, making it worse

Don't pick a fight with The Donald

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (n+6mJ)

584 Andrew Cuomo. they let this dumbshit rewrite the appraisal rules for the whole country and then the market collapsed.

Posted by: x at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (nFwvY)

585 I think what happened with Cuomo is he thought it was safe to say it, you know because of Barry and Nancy and Pocahontas and Willie Brown's mistress--and then found out it wasn't so cool when a white guy does it. Oops!

Posted by: Caliban at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (QE8X6)

586 CNN: "Mueller's team has 3 times the evidence for Paul Manafort's next trial than his current trial"



And 5 times for the next one
And 10 times for the next one
And...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (SiINZ)

587 That was Fox News....

-
D'ohhhh! 2nd embarrassing public mistake I've made today!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (5Mk4N)

588 Katie Pavlich at Town hall saying President Trump thinking of axing Bruce Tour's security clearance.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 05:30 PM (lxZ71)

Who's Bruce Tour?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (AcZtS)

589 Ignoramus outlines what clearly could be the case with these mid-terms. Problem is, of course, we won't know til they happen. It would be quite cruel to tantalize thinking Americans with the possibility of some kind of come-back, only to have voters reward a Dem party that has gone completely berserk, amidst full employment and the best "right track" numbers in a generation.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 17, 2018 05:32 PM (QDnY+)

590 I've got the Manafort thing all. locked. up.

Posted by: Robert Mullet's Political Prison at August 17, 2018 05:33 PM (YOhRS)

591 The evidence for Manafort's THIRD trail extends over five square city blocks. They even have a little lunch nook carved out of legal books and filing cabinets.

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2018 05:33 PM (q177U)

592 D'ohhhh! 2nd embarrassing public mistake I've made today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 17, 2018 05:31 PM (5Mk4N)
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There, there, Andrew. Sarah will make you a nice Kwanzaa cake and you'll feel all better.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:33 PM (JJZzu)

593 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 17, 2018 05:34 PM (q177U)

594 Whoops. Sandra. Whatever.

Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 05:37 PM (JJZzu)

595 He makes Pataki look like Pat Buchanan in comparison.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 17, 2018 05:05 PM (kT3/m)

Awesome.

I say again... why can't the NYS GOP get their act together?

Posted by: Ann at August 17, 2018 05:42 PM (e59uY)

596 Andrew Cuomo has always been a particiuarly dull sort of sod.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 17, 2018 06:18 PM (Sda6L)

597 Andrew Cuomo who said Christians and Conservatives were no longer welcome in his state and frankly this mindless member of the Stupid Jackass Party needs a foot in the seat of his pants and BOOT THE BUM OUT

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 17, 2018 06:44 PM (wGqjj)

598 What a jamoke.

Posted by: kallisto at August 17, 2018 06:52 PM (6GiCM)

599 Sometimes Liberals accidentally talk to the rest of us like they talk to each other. Then they put a lot of effort into pretending they didn't mean what OF COURSE THEY MEANT.

Posted by: DaveM at August 17, 2018 08:58 PM (WWC3Y)

600 The thuggish Cuomo family is a stupid political Mafia.

Posted by: Bully at August 18, 2018 11:07 AM (ObJ5s)

601 And we all thought that Schumer was the New York State putzhead!?!?

Posted by: Prof. Ryesky at August 18, 2018 05:10 PM (SeFrw)

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