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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/18/18 )

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The Saturday Night Joke

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

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Sure it is Caturday, but could a cat do this? Clumsy! Yet so cute!!

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There are still a few weeks of summer left. If you want to do some sight seeing why not visit one of the 15 oldest taverns in the good old U.S.A.?


Besides drinks, some of them sound like they have fine eats as well.


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I'm not so sure the name BlackFly is the one I would have chosen for this flying car.


Which of course gets you this from Tim Wilson NSFW


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Moar Saturday night humor


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Just where did you obtain your drivers license?

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The ONT Musical Interlude


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And.....Keith Richards has outlived another performer of his generation. Go figure.


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Good music and good neighbors. In this situation do not go hand in hand. Surprisingly she was not shot, stabbed or maimed prior to arrest.

Eva N., from the Slovakian town of Štúrovo, was recently arrested after defying the Supreme Court’s decision to stop playing a four-minute aria from Giuseppe Verdi’s ‘La Traviata’ on loop every day from early in the morning until late at night.

It’s safe to say that Eva N.’s neighbors on Kossuth Street, in Štúrovo, know Verid’s La Traviata by heart. After all they’ve been forced to listen to it for 16 years, ever since the woman started playing it from loudspeakers on her balconies almost non-stop during the day. They’ve been trying to get her to stop for years, appealing to both local police and the justice system, but Eva just defied everyone and kept turning on Placido Domingo’s interpretation of La Traviata every morning at around 6 am, and only turned it off at around 10 at night. Luckily, after over a decade and a half of audio torture, Slovakia’s Supreme Court recently upheld the decision of a lower court that required Eva N. to stop playing her music at loud volume. She ignored the ruling as she did the previous ones, only this time, she got arrested.


Good tune but an endless loop?

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Respect your elders or you could end up winning a Genius Winner Award.


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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Back To School Shopping.

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Notice: Posted with permission from The Ace Media Empire and the subsidiary AceCorp, LLC. Caution The ONT makes wide right turns fascinate sweaters.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:32 PM




Comments

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1 Slacking?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 09:31 PM (3Pma+)

2 What?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 09:33 PM (8iiMU)

3 Fresh!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 09:33 PM (I16G8)

4 We own this thread.
Svengoolie, or shark week?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 09:33 PM (8iiMU)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at August 18, 2018 09:33 PM (lLeln)

6 I'm selecting Svengoolie at the moment.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 09:34 PM (8iiMU)

7
Remember that story about the lesbian feminist icon professor who has been accused of sexually harassing one of her male graduate students, who was gay?

Well, here's what they look like:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6072623

And the dude's name is Nimrod. Nimrod, for real.

For a lesbian, she sure was interested Nimrod's cock. And, if he could just transition to translesbian, they could live happily ever after.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:35 PM (8O3HH)

8 Top Ten?

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:36 PM (6Zmow)

9 Nth?

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 09:37 PM (DKWPF)

10 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 09:37 PM (89T5c)

11 Top 20

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 18, 2018 09:38 PM (A3hZc)

12 Just texted my daughter the Keith Richard quote. We both marvel.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 09:38 PM (+Tibp)

13 Papa D. Tweet...tick tock.


Oh my.

Posted by: Ha at August 18, 2018 09:38 PM (MAstk)

14 And the dude's name is Nimrod. Nimrod, for real.

For a lesbian, she sure was interested Nimrod's cock. And, if he could just transition to translesbian, they could live happily ever after.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:35 PM (8O3HH)

Keep her away from Nimrod, MN where men are happy.....

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 09:38 PM (3Pma+)

15 God willing, Duane and Aretha are singing together again tonight.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 09:38 PM (NpK5V)

16 Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"

And those tits... were Albert Einstein.

*everyone stands and claps*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 09:39 PM (y87Qq)

17

When that burns down good we can do the marshmallows. See how many times you can toast the same one.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 18, 2018 09:39 PM (S/hVx)

18 "Deep Fascination" --The Feelies:

https://youtu.be/clzpX_hUQfc?t=7m38s

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 09:39 PM (e7oj4)

19 Top 50...

What a day.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (EjQ00)

20 And the dude's name is Nimrod. Nimrod, for real.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:35 PM (8O3HH)


It's a biblical name. Also a maritime patrol variant of the de Havilland Comet.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (y87Qq)

21 Top 20?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (kQs4Y)

22 And.....Keith Richards has outlived another performer of his generation. Go figure.




Keith is the living dead so anything short of a stake in his heart won't stop him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)

23 Guess not!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (kQs4Y)

24 Happy Caterday!!

Thank you for all those interesting stories, MisHum.

I'm going to plan a trip for Nimrod, MN. See what's up.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (6Zmow)

25 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Back To School Shopping.

--LMAO could've used that my HS senior year.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 09:41 PM (e7oj4)

26 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
A weird reclusive so I can't get laid
How I wish that I could be normal
I'm in an awful way

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

27 16 years of one track? And the media complained about the heavy metal Noreiga had to listen to.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 09:42 PM (y4EGh)

28 You know... where is my jetpack?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2018 09:43 PM (39g3+)

29 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
A weird reclusive so I can't get laid
How I wish that I could be normal
I'm in an awful way
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs

Have you ever considered putting on a wig an camwhoring for extra money?

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 09:43 PM (DKWPF)

30
"Fascination". Human League:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqqBs6kkzHE

And so the conversation turned, until the sun went down, and many fantasies were learned...

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:43 PM (8O3HH)

31 26 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

That's a double negative.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:44 PM (6Zmow)

32 Have you ever considered putting on a wig an camwhoring for extra money?
Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 09:43 PM (DKWPF)

People might pay me NOT to do that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

33 You know... where is my jetpack?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 18, 2018 09:43 PM (39g3+)

Gonna pimp dis ride!

Posted by: A Young And Diverse Rocketeer at August 18, 2018 09:45 PM (DKWPF)

34 If Keith Richards is one of the people of the night. Stake through the heart to start with. Followed by decapitation. And then Holy Water. If anything is left toss in a cement mixer, mix well with concrete, and pour in a deep hole.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 09:45 PM (y4EGh)

35 Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

That's a double negative.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:44 PM (6Zmow)

Take it up with Sam Cooke.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

36 People might pay me NOT to do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

In other words you win either way.

Posted by: Robert, bringing hope to the despairing at August 18, 2018 09:46 PM (DKWPF)

37 How about some Obsession?

https://youtu.be/p-dx6S_Aqn0

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 09:46 PM (y4EGh)

38 hello world

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (l9m7l)

39 >That's a double negative.
Posted by: ALH at August 1



soooooo, insomniac is getting laid then. Shouldn't take long.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (NpK5V)

40 Did we pillage before igniting the fire?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (ZhS5t)

41 Imagine what Russian driving was like back when they had Soviet-built cars, before dashcams.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

42 re; Driving. Who's gonna drive you home?

https://youtu.be/p-dx6S_Aqn0

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 09:48 PM (y4EGh)

43 Imagine what Russian driving was like back when they had Soviet-built cars, before dashcams.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)


Probably about the same as now, yeah?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 09:49 PM (y87Qq)

44 I like this Brandon Straka guy, and not in a gay way!

He thinks like a Moron.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 09:49 PM (e7oj4)

45 back when they had Soviet-built cars"
Doubtful.

Top speed of what, 20?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 09:49 PM (EjQ00)

46 Did we pillage before igniting the fire?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (ZhS5t)

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Yes. It is pillage, burn and then rape by romantic firelight.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 09:50 PM (I16G8)

47 Who's gonna drive you home?"

When, tonight?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 09:50 PM (6qErC)

48 39 >That's a double negative.
Posted by: ALH at August 1



soooooo, insomniac is getting laid then. Shouldn't take long.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 09:47 PM (NpK5V)

Been about 8 years and I don't see any relief in sight.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

49 @41 Imagine what Russian driving was like back when they had Soviet-built cars, before dashcams.
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Black Mercedes are Soviet-built?

Posted by: junior at August 18, 2018 09:51 PM (2vC9U)

50 The oldest taverns in the US was cool. Never thought the oldest bar was in RI.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 09:51 PM (89T5c)

51

Only thing the Russians should be allowed to drive are nails.


Small ones.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 18, 2018 09:52 PM (S/hVx)

52 26 Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody
A weird reclusive so I can't get laid
How I wish that I could be normal
I'm in an awful way
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

Bro, in the current year, it's way overrated. Much more to life than women. As soon as you retrain your brain when it comes to correcting that lie we were brainwashed since birth to believe, the more at peace you will be. And date I say some happiness will find you. At best most modern day women are a distraction and at worst it's like willingly putting on a suicide vest and giving a complete stranger with no accountablity or facing consequences the wireless trigger to blow you and your life up.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 09:52 PM (Mwx8i)

53 43
Probably about the same as now, yeah?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 09:49 PM (y87Qq)


I'm assuming that today's cars work better and are more reliable than the old Soviet cars. Back then, if you turned the steering wheel or hit the brakes, who knows what could happen?

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

54 >> How about some Obsession?

I thought you were talking about this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

"Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me?"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:53 PM (8O3HH)

55 giving a complete stranger with no accountablity or facing consequences the wireless trigger to blow you

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 09:52 PM (Mwx8i)

Just...awful...

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 09:54 PM (DKWPF)

56 Walgreen's is aa drug store. Why do they sell beer?

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (6Zmow)

57 Been about 8 years and I don't see any relief in sight.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)


Do we have a list of things we've suggested for getting you out of your own head? We should.

Also hello and good evening BeckoningChasm, I swear we're going to brighten at least one person's evening tonight or else Stand The Fuck By.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (y87Qq)

58 Uh Publius I DID link to that song...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (y4EGh)

59 New member of the family came home today. 10 weeks old kitten, gray with a racing stripe. We originally thought it was a girl when we decided to adopt and just when I went to pick her up we found out "Betty" was really a "Bob". So, I got to pick the new name so I named him Ace for Ace Frehley of KISS. He's a bundle of energy and is currently doing laps around the inside of the house.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 09:56 PM (w+Jhj)

60 Russian transporters???

https://youtu.be/fT8ElbZTGdg

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 09:56 PM (y4EGh)

61 Why do they sell beer? "

Because they love us.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 09:57 PM (6qErC)

62 Back then, if you turned the steering wheel or hit the brakes, who knows what could happen?
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)


So... in the context of Russian dashcam videos: probably about the same as now, yeah?

Walgreen's is aa drug store. Why do they sell beer?
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (6Zmow)


Know how I can tell you don't live in Michigan?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 09:57 PM (y87Qq)

63 Didn't name it "Ace" for "Of Spades"?

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 09:57 PM (DKWPF)

64 Walgreen's is aa drug store. Why do they sell beer?

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (6Zmow)

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They sell groceries too. *shrug*

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 09:57 PM (I16G8)

65 Only thing the Russians should be allowed to drive are nails.
Posted by: irongrampa

Don't start or we're going to hear from Uncle Palp all night about the SMR.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 09:57 PM (+Tibp)

66 >> Uh Publius I DID link to that song...

When I paste that link, I get some Russian thing here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-dx6S_Aqn0

It's Putin hacking, I guess.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:58 PM (8O3HH)

67 A CVS near us has a real wine cellar.

Go figure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 09:59 PM (6qErC)

68 About Aretha and Skydog Duane being in the same picture. It was no accident as they both built their careers at a then unknown studio in Muscle Shoals, Alabama. There's a great documentary about it, called Muscle Shoals.

The House Band, the Swampers, backed Aretha and others on many hits. They were local white crackers and looked like the local real estate agent, used car salesman and bank teller.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 09:59 PM (1UZdv)

69 Walgreen's used to have a lunch counter, back in the day.

I guess they have always been all things to all people.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:59 PM (6Zmow)

70 Hello AshevilleRobert and also mini-Ace.

Rub dat kitty. And be sure to get some pictures over to MisHum for next weekend!

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)

71 Wow thanks Publius for posting the correct link since I still had that in the buffer from last thread. Still Russian science fiction music video.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (y4EGh)

72 It's a biblical name.
Posted by: hogmartin


Nimrod, the mighty hunter, great-grandson of Noah.

But one of the bad guys; supposedly the king who built the Tower of Babel.

So we'll have to change his name for the direct-to-tv movie, so we don't associate teh ebil predator with teh gayness.

Posted by: mikeski at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (P1f+c)

73 10 weeks old kitten, gray with a racing stripe"

Sounds like ours. She's now a year old, and feels free to tell all of us what to do...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (6qErC)

74 56 If it is a store in Wisconsin I think it's in the law that they must sell beer. Practically every store that is a stand alone and doesn't have a powertool section does (even WI isn't that crazy).

Heck, a (the?) Major WI based theater chain sells beer in a number of their theaters.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (Ojki1)

75 56 Walgreen's is aa drug store. Why do they sell beer?

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (6Zmow)
___________________________________________

For people like me who self-medicate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (OBcoN)

76 Only thing the Russians should be allowed to drive are nails.
Posted by: irongrampa

Don't start or we're going to hear from Uncle Palp all night about the SMR.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 09:57 PM (+Tibp)

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Pretty sure Iron Grampa would verbally beat Palp to shreds over the SMR/GECSPLAN crap.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 10:01 PM (I16G8)

77 66 >> Uh Publius I DID link to that song...

When I paste that link, I get some Russian thing here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-dx6S_Aqn0

It's Putin hacking, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 09:58 PM (8O3HH)

--Can we get a link with Latin alphabet, please?

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:01 PM (e7oj4)

78 The House Band, the Swampers, "

Could they pick a song or two?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:01 PM (6qErC)

79 The Allman Brothers used to do free concerts in Macon. Sun Records did that for publicity.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 10:02 PM (6Zmow)

80 -Can we get a link with Latin alphabet, please"

Https://ipsumlorem

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:03 PM (6qErC)

81 Walgreen's is aa drug store. Why do they sell beer?

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 09:55 PM (6Zmow)


Because you need a beer chaser with your Xanax.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:03 PM (8lsuS)

82 Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 09:52 PM (Mwx8i)

It's probably more wishful thinking than anything else. Plus, I'm never EVER going to get married again.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

83 >79 The Allman Brothers used to do free concerts in Macon. Sun Records did that for publicity.
Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 10:02



I've seen them many times but never when Duane was alive.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:04 PM (NpK5V)

84 Someone else mentioned it in the other thread. Dunkirk and Darkest Hour are on back to back on HBO.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 18, 2018 10:04 PM (OBcoN)

85 The Cowboys have a player named Taco Charlton.

That is all.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:04 PM (+Tibp)

86 Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:03 PM (6qErC)

--Nice try:

This site can't be reached
ipsumlorem's server IP address could not be found.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:05 PM (e7oj4)

87 Apropos of nothing, I just made a pretty good homemade cheesesteak. It's essential to have top-notch ingredients, and a couple of weeks ago an 'ette pointed me towards an Italian deli that is very close to me. Thanks!

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

88 >>Wow thanks Publius

No problem, let's just all Wang Chung tonight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoXu6QmxpJE

And then, Let's Go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJNazEjVd6Y

And remember the Dance Hall Days:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKwO1aB1W3I

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

89 This site can't be reached
ipsumlorem's server IP address could not be found. "

Of course not. It's a dead language.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:06 PM (6qErC)

90 85 The Cowboys have a player named Taco Charlton.

That is all.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:04 PM (+Tibp)

--Played for Michigan.

Along with a wide receiver named Eddie McDoom.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:07 PM (e7oj4)

91 Followed by a Ballroom Blitz

https://youtu.be/ewFBuYHldeY

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (y4EGh)

92 Don't know if Country Boy has popped in yet since "the incident" but he emailed me and is doing well. Tired and taking it easy. God still has stuff for him to do so this was just a warning. keep praying for a full recovery.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

93 Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:04 PM (NpK5V)

Mr. H saw them when Duane was alive. He was like 19 years old and living on his own in Macon.


Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (6Zmow)

94 --Nice try:

This site can't be reached
ipsumlorem's server IP address could not be found.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:05 PM (e7oj4)


When I added a '.com' and changed the first 'H' to 'h', I get a security warning.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (8lsuS)

95 And then, Let's Go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJNazEjVd6Y
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)


I have no idea why I was expecting this to be early 1990s Rancid.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)

96 Along with a wide receiver named Eddie McDoom.
Posted by: logprof

Now THAT is a football name.

Best quarterback name? Buck Baloo. Probably didn't spell that right.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp)

97 >Along with a wide receiver named Eddie McDoom.
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:07


Eddie McMonte. FIFY

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (NpK5V)

98 Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)


Due to life I won't be doing pet thread for a few weeks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (3Pma+)

99 I am posting this as 54, MisHum. thank you for the Reagan vid! I had cofefee in mug today from the libra. The last meaning full trip dad and I did was go to rhe Reagan Library. So many memories, and mostly happy. I need to focus on that.

Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (pcnVL)

100 Don't know if Country Boy has popped in yet since "the incident" but he emailed me and is doing well. Tired and taking it easy. God still has stuff for him to do so this was just a warning. keep praying for a full recovery.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

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Great news, thanks!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 10:09 PM (I16G8)

101 Remember that story about the lesbian feminist icon professor who has
been accused of sexually harassing one of her male graduate students,
who was gay?


Who knew the Church Lady was a professor? And gay!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 18, 2018 10:09 PM (jDF8P)

102 When I added a '.com' and changed the first 'H' to 'h', I get a security warning"

Don't mess with the romans.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:09 PM (6qErC)

103 Due to life I won't be doing pet thread for a few weeks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (3Pma+)


Oh right, KT did the one today. My mistake.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

104 >Mr. H saw them when Duane was alive. He was like 19 years old and living on his own in Macon.


Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 10:0



I'm jealous. I was only 8 when Duane died.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (NpK5V)

105 Apropos of nothing, I just made a pretty good
homemade cheesesteak. It's essential to have top-notch ingredients, and
a couple of weeks ago an 'ette pointed me towards an Italian deli that
is very close to me. Thanks!

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

The roll is key. Where did you get the roll?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (txw6d)

106 Due to life I won't be doing pet thread for a few weeks"

Hope all is ok...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (6qErC)

107 Best quarterback name? Buck Baloo. Probably didn't spell that right.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (+Tibp)

--Eh, Joe Montana is a pretty awesome QB name.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (e7oj4)

108 How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fore.

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)

109
Just Don't Mess with my Toot-toot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL3Wwo6RGyw

And Fogerty doing it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ipI2qnUGuQ

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (8O3HH)

110 "Hello AshevilleRobert and also mini-Ace.



Rub dat kitty. And be sure to get some pictures over to MisHum for next weekend!

Posted by: hogmartin"

He's getting plenty of rubbing and purring like a SD40-2.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (w+Jhj)

111 I dunno, this link at the genius site looks promising. It's the humidity, not the heat:


Florida man shot in testicles by wife to stop him from taking air conditioner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (xSo9G)

112 IT'S OVER!!!! GET OUT!!! STOP THE SHOW!!! GO!!! GO!!!

Posted by: Phillip Mudd taking control of the ONT at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (Y+IL9)

113 I bought I,Claudius on Amazon Prime this week. Haven't seen it in 20 years. Still good.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:11 PM (+Tibp)

114 The Walgreens sign was funny and I always love the little Johnny jokes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

115 I was only 8 when Duane died."

My lawn. Vamoose.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:11 PM (6qErC)

116 What happened to Country Boy?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 10:11 PM (89T5c)

117 I've been in two of the bars listed...and probably a hundred others. See: Squandered Youth

*buffs nails*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:12 PM (xSo9G)

118 Don't know if Country Boy has popped in yet since
"the incident" but he emailed me and is doing well. Tired and taking it
easy. God still has stuff for him to do so this was just a warning. keep praying for a full recovery.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

What happened?!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:12 PM (txw6d)

119 Brits have a new aircraft carrier.


https://tinyurl.com/yat63mu7

Posted by: tu3031 at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (jDF8P)

120 Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

No problem
KT did a wonderful job!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (3Pma+)

121 Oh geez, this video just might make Palp break out the AK-47

https://youtu.be/SYnVYJDxu2Q

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (y4EGh)

122 It's as if Harley Davidson had it in for the Allman Bros. band.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (xSo9G)

123 Due to life I won't be doing pet thread for a few weeks
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (3Pma+)

I nominate WeirdDave as a substitute. We can get pets *and* .gifs!

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (DKWPF)

124 Oh! Whoever recommended WD40 to get tar off of my car.. it worked like a charm! Took the silver beauty immediately afterward for a bath.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (dUJdY)

125 Posted by: Phillip Mudd taking control of the ONT at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM

Where are your women?

Posted by: J. T. Kirk at August 18, 2018 10:13 PM (DMUuz)

126 Asprin, heart attack in the dr. office.

Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2018 10:14 PM (pcnVL)

127 I'd seen most of those dashcam wrecks already. The majority of those are from Russia. Now I pretty much stick to just watching the ones from the US. Got some good shots of a teen trying to text and drive today and running off onto the shoulder several times.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 10:14 PM (w+Jhj)

128 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 10:11 PM (89T5c)

He had a heart attack. In the doctors office. BTW.. any updates on CB?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

129 Watched that German movie mentioned on the movie thread, didn't understand one word.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2018 10:14 PM (lxZ71)

130 >My lawn. Vamoose.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 1



Thanks! That made my day.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:15 PM (NpK5V)

131 Watched that German movie mentioned on the movie thread, didn't understand one word.
Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2018 10:14 PM (lxZ71)

Well you have to make sure the English subtitles are turned on.

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 10:15 PM (DKWPF)

132 Shit. Glad he's ok.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 10:16 PM (89T5c)

133 Time to start the crock pot. Fixing a pot roast for Sunday lunch.

We're having some cooler, rainy weather. Puts me in the mind for Fall.

Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 10:16 PM (6Zmow)

134 Jewells,
CB is doing well. Goes in Monday for a follow up.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2018 10:16 PM (kufk0)

135 Brits have a new aircraft carrier.


https://tinyurl.com/yat63mu7
Posted by: tu3031

Wait, they have to go the the USA to get their aircraft?

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:16 PM (+Tibp)

136 Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (pcnVL)


My Memories of my parents come back when I least expect them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (3Pma+)

137 Gonna crash out. Up at 0430 to start brisket, had great day.

Yay Texas!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (6qErC)

138 Good evening Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (v4pQ0)

139 I'm brining some inch thick, bone-in pork chops to grill tomorrow night.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (NpK5V)

140 @89 Of course not. It's a dead language.
-----------------------

We never let that stop voters!

- Dem Machine Apparatchik

Posted by: junior at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (2vC9U)

141 Asville Robt. - Heh. The dorms at UNCA. Classic.

I do feel a slight pang of sorrow for the new Chancellor. She takes office on Tuesday, and is immediately served up a steaming plate of doo-doo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (xSo9G)

142 Cant mention Sam Cooke without this one.
https://youtu.be/sdjgj5A2gOs

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (cLj/v)

143 Wait, they have to go the the USA to get their aircraft?

Posted by: Blutarski at August


This is my shocked face . . .

Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2018 10:18 PM (pcnVL)

144 Well its not really the UK's carrier, they are sharing it and the sister ship with France. And yes it needs US F-35s or it is just a giant helicopter carrier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:18 PM (y4EGh)

145 My Memories of my parents come back when I least expect them.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (3Pma+)

Daddy is an angel, and Mommy is a cat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:18 PM (txw6d)

146 'Asheville', dammit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:18 PM (xSo9G)

147 "I've seen them many times but never when Duane was alive."

Same here. Saw them at MSG in '73. I was still 15. Songs from Brothers and Sisters that hadn't been released yet. Chuck Leavell on piano.

They headlined the Watkins Glen, NY racetrack a week later with the The Band and The Dead, still the biggest US concert ever.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:18 PM (1UZdv)

148 131 Probably as I have no idea how to put them on either.
Well acted I thought. I watch lots of foreign movies, mostly Russian without understanding a word.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2018 10:18 PM (lxZ71)

149 I bought I,Claudius on Amazon Prime this week. Haven't seen it in 20 years. Still good.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:11 PM (+Tibp)


Hillarity! reminds me of Livia: Political machinations, palace intrigue, lust for power and willingness to kill.

This is why History is so important: Evil people have been around a long time, and so have the solutions for same. Now if we could only apply the solutions more frequently today.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:19 PM (8lsuS)

150 Good evening Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (v4pQ0)

Ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:19 PM (txw6d)

151 Thirst!

and naow, back outside to play with power tools a bit longer...

Hatch Chilies are here!

two bags of hot ones, a bin of fresh roasted, some guac, some salsa and some cerveza

and a couple sausages to roast when tool time is over!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2018 10:19 PM (OaNFX)

152 Brits have a new aircraft carrier.
https://tinyurl.com/yat63mu7
Posted by: tu3031
Wait, they have to go the the USA to get their aircraft?
Posted by: Blutarski at August 18, 2018 10:16 PM (+Tibp)


Not only that, they get real huffy when we forget to put the steering wheel on the correct side. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:19 PM (km8m2)

153 Thank you Lin-duh.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

154 Good evening Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (v4pQ0

No, U!

Posted by: Robert at August 18, 2018 10:19 PM (DKWPF)

155 105
The roll is key. Where did you get the roll?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:10 PM (txw6d)


Yes it is. Sam's Italian Market on Weslh Road in Willow Grove. areswoman mentioned it a couple of weeks ago, and it turned out to be very close to where I work.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

156 Was wondering about Country Boy this morning, hope he's back soon.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2018 10:20 PM (lxZ71)

157 Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:17 PM (NpK5V)

We will bring the slaw and your choice of beer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:21 PM (3Pma+)

158 Yes it is. Sam's Italian Market on Weslh Road in
Willow Grove. areswoman mentioned it a couple of weeks ago, and it
turned out to be very close to where I work.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

Congratulations! Sometimes it seems as though the delis hog all of the best rolls.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:21 PM (txw6d)

159 >Hatch Chilies are here!

two bags of hot ones, a bin of fresh roasted, some guac, some salsa and some cerveza

and a couple sausages to roast when tool time is over!
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 18, 2018



You have no idea how jealous I am. Hatch green chili's are what I miss most about living in NM.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:21 PM (NpK5V)

160 Because they have American aircraft they will need standard wrenches and sockets.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2018 10:22 PM (lxZ71)

161 "Asville Robt. - Heh. The dorms at UNCA. Classic.



I do feel a slight pang of sorrow for the new Chancellor. She takes
office on Tuesday, and is immediately served up a steaming plate of
doo-doo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,"

I saw that. Wonder who screwed that up?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 10:22 PM (w+Jhj)

162 112 IT'S OVER!!!! GET OUT!!! STOP THE SHOW!!! GO!!! GO!!!
Posted by: Phillip Mudd taking control of the ONT



I saw a brief video clip of that madness. Is Phil now a racist? He screamed at a black man, yelling at him to get out. That seems kind of racist by today's "standards". New Rules Phil, New Rules.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 18, 2018 10:23 PM (LUyqH)

163 Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:21 PM (NpK5V)

--I am totally Team Green

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:23 PM (e7oj4)

164 Hi red, will be in touch.

bedtime for bonzo.

Posted by: Infidel at August 18, 2018 10:23 PM (pcnVL)

165 Time to medicine the cat. It's a two-person job. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:23 PM (txw6d)

166 >
--I am totally Team Green
Posted by: logprof at August




Me too!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (NpK5V)

167 I was just catching up on Better Call Saul earlier. Jesus.. I can't remember half the shit that happened the previous season. Why do they have to wait so long between seasons? I think I have everything figured except why that big company hired Mike. I know it involves the cartel... well I think it does but my memory is failing me on that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

168 p.s. I medicine Mommy, too.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (txw6d)

169 Not only that, they get real huffy when we forget to put the steering wheel on the correct side. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
-------------

Worse...the windshields are made of plexiglas, and airframes of aluminum.

Can't get that shit in England.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (CDGwz)

170 Need to turn out the light and call it a day. No alarm being set but probably will see this thread again.
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (lxZ71)

171 "Time to medicine the cat. It's a two-person job. Back in a bit.


Posted by: Miley"

Prepare for WW3.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (w+Jhj)

172 Good luck Miley. Wear long sleeves.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:25 PM (y4EGh)

173 Godspeed, Miley, with the medicine thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:25 PM (y87Qq)

174 Jewells, hubby actually rewatched entire previous season of BCS before starting this one.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 18, 2018 10:26 PM (CE6iV)

175 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:25 PM (y4EGh)

A true Moron of any gender would use a dart gun on said feline
No muss
No fuss
Pets and guns. Awesome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:26 PM (3Pma+)

176 'night, Skip. Boop Flappy Joe on the nose or whatever.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)

177 Miley--I hear that A and D ointment works well on cat scratches.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:27 PM (v4pQ0)

178 I saw that. Wonder who screwed that up?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------

I'm going to go with 'Some bureaucrat'. Our tax dollars at work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:27 PM (CDGwz)

179 qdpsteve's Tip of the Week:

When Wing Stop says "atomic," they MEAN atomic!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (km8m2)

180 158
Congratulations! Sometimes it seems as though the delis hog all of the best rolls.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:21 PM (txw6d)


Oops. *Welsh* Road.

It took me awhile to reply because I had to go to Google Earth to find it. I tried looking up "Sam's Italian Deli" and got a place in Fresno, CA.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

181 I hear that A and D ointment works well on cat scratches.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:27 PM (v4pQ0)


I like hydrogen peroxide. The foaming makes me feel like it's doing something. It's like Rice Krispies for cat scratches!

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)

182 That's what I should have done votermom but the new season crept up on me. I knew it was August sometime. Plus I seriously do not watch that much TV. That show and maybe 2 others are it. I haven't even watched Preacher yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

183 I know it involves the cartel... well I think it does but my memory is failing me on that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

Mike has a bunch of money that needs to be laundered....or something like that. He's getting paid for a no-show job, but decided to show...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:29 PM (8iiMU)

184 So qdpsteve is going to be submitting paperwork for the awarding of the Screaming Sphincter Medal to himself?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:29 PM (y4EGh)

185 I like hydrogen peroxide. The foaming makes me feel like it's doing something. It's like Rice Krispies for cat scratches!
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)


Snap! Crackle! Scorch!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:29 PM (km8m2)

186 I like hydrogen peroxide. The foaming makes me feel like it's doing something. It's like Rice Krispies for cat scratches!
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)

Try putting it in your ear.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

187 181 I hear that A and D ointment works well on cat scratches.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:27 PM (v4pQ0)

I like hydrogen peroxide. The foaming makes me feel like it's doing something. It's like Rice Krispies for cat scratches!
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)



Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:30 PM (v4pQ0)

188 Our window blind pull strings are now getting the new kitten treatment....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 10:30 PM (w+Jhj)

189 Anna, wouldn't be the first time. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:30 PM (km8m2)

190 Mike has a bunch of money that needs to be laundered....or something like that. He's getting paid for a no-show job, but decided to show...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:29 PM (8iiMU)

Oh.. a vague memory.. how did he get all the money? I wondered why he showed up at that factory acting like the boss.. lol

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

191 I'll never forget the day my aunt Carolyn taught me how to load my magnum revolver. She said, "Most revolvers don't accommodate eight rounds, but your special, Johnny. Let's try to get to range more often."

Posted by: Little Johnny at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (CdLX2)

192 That list of taverns is missing McSorley's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)

193 Try putting it in your ear.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:29 PM (dUJdY)


Do I look like I'm from Nantucket?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq)

194 Brand new, just completed:

UNCA dorms deemed unsafe for students
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb4fw9kg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (CDGwz)

195 I haven't even watched Preacher yet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

Give me the one sentence rundown on this "Preacher" thing.Is it worth watching?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (8iiMU)

196 Time to medicine the cat. It's a two-person job. Back in a bit.

Posted by: Miley


When I used to have to give pills to my dog, I'd stuff them in the Ken L Ration in her doggie food bowl. When I'd check the bowl later, the bowl was licked clean with the pill lying at the bottom. She was a mixed breed, part Beagle, and I swear she could smell the medicine and avoided it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:32 PM (8lsuS)

197 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (8iiMU)

It is definitely different.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

198 Nothing to add. Just saying hi, whilst watching MST.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 18, 2018 10:33 PM (EhZNT)

199 Oh.. a vague memory.. how did he get all the money? I wondered why he showed up at that factory acting like the boss.. lol

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

How he got the money I'm fuzzy on. He may have got it from a scumbag, or from the druggie people, or Fring himself. (I told you I was fuzzy on that!)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:33 PM (8iiMU)

200 Do I look like I'm from Nantucket?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq)

ummm..no?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (dUJdY)

201 67 A CVS near us has a real wine cellar.


And designer Vodka. Robitussin is in aisle 8. Gumout is in aisle 14.

Posted by: Dianne Sawyer at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (ZhS5t)

202 OK Horde. I can't tell this to anyone I know in meatspace, but I have to get it off my chest....

Hubby and I have kept out finances totally separate for the last ten years, ever since we paid off the house and all other debt. No joint checking/savings, no joint credit cards. We each handle certain household expenses and the split is fairly equitable altho his retirement income is double mine. I have been *kinda* nagging him for a while because he has one credit card that I am on as jointly responsible on and I know that he opened that without me agreeing to it. It bugs me because it shows up when I go online to my bank and I see the balance. Well the balance was steady for a long time, but recently went up to about 7.5k and I don't like that. I started thinking about how I pay all my stuff off every month, paid for the new roof, paid for the kitchen remodel, etc and started wondering why he doesn't pay this the hell off and get me out of his hair.

Well, I looked at his pile of bills on his desk this morning and the sob has racked up almost 75k in credit card debt!!!! On nothing. On cigars. On lottery tickets. On buying crap on Amazon. A knife here, more bullets there, survival gear/food, a second computer for his desk, etc. I knew he was buying things, but I never looked at prices or his bills because I assumed he knew what he could afford. I want to weep. I want to strangle him. This is the third time he has run up bills irresponsibly. Twice before I took things over and got us out of the mess because we were jointly committed. I don't know what to do this time. Not sure I care. I am demoralized, depressed and profoundly disappointed in him.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

203 196
When I used to have to give pills to my dog, I'd stuff them in the Ken L Ration in her doggie food bowl. When I'd check the bowl later, the bowl was licked clean with the pill lying at the bottom. She was a mixed breed, part Beagle, and I swear she could smell the medicine and avoided it.
Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:32 PM (8lsuS)


Sounds like she was part cat as well. I used to try to give Kira medicine using pill pockets, and she would eat the pocket and leave the pill.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 10:35 PM (sdi6R)

204 167 I was just catching up on Better Call Saul earlier. Jesus.. I can't remember half the shit that happened the previous season. Why do they have to wait so long between seasons? I think I have everything figured except why that big company hired Mike. I know it involves the cartel... well I think it does but my memory is failing me on that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)

--Yeah, before the seasons began in Feb/Mar, but this year it was August.

Gus got Mike in touch with Lydia.

I think.

Whatevs, I still love the damn show.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:35 PM (e7oj4)

205 197
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (8iiMU)



It is definitely different.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:32 PM (dUJdY)

I'm watching Yellowstone currently.
I loved the early scene with the Chinese tourists. Costner: "This is America. We don't share land here."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:35 PM (8iiMU)

206 Are we sure Keith Richards isn't Rasputin?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:35 PM (y4EGh)

207 How he got the money I'm fuzzy on. He may have got it from a scumbag, or from the druggie people, or Fring himself. (I told you I was fuzzy on that!)


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:33 PM (8iiMU)

Oh shit! I think I remember. He saw them doing drops in the desert and kill somebody. Followed the truck back.. something something.. it will come back to me. Or ya know.. I could google it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)

208 That list of taverns is missing McSorley's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)


Never been to any of the 15 listed at the link, but McSorley's I've been to numerous times. The peanut shells on the floor are a nice touch. Makes one feel at home.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:37 PM (8lsuS)

209 cfo mom, I am terribly sorry to hear about that. I faced a similar situation a long time ago. The sense of betrayal is still fresh in my mind.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:37 PM (NpK5V)

210 Miley--I hear that A and D ointment works well on cat scratches.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:27 PM (v4pQ0)

No problem. My brother held him, and I pried his jaw open and squirted the syringe in. Two doses.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:38 PM (txw6d)

211 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

I'm serious, please don't kill him

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:38 PM (3Pma+)

212 Are we sure Keith Richards isn't Rasputin?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:35 PM (y4EGh)

*rubs chin*

Would explain a helluva lot.

Another thought: Can't spell Rasputin without "Putin."

Think about it, and stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 18, 2018 10:38 PM (EhZNT)

213 Thanks Muad'dib. That's exactly how I feel - betrayed.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:39 PM (RfzVr)

214 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

What a terrible betrayal. I am so very sorry. As a former financial advisor, I saw this occasionally. Typically there are other surprises lurking, in addition to the financial ones.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:39 PM (v4pQ0)

215 cfo mom.. I'm so sorry. That's horrible.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (dUJdY)

216 MH, Glad you could provide another great ONT. Hope your busy circumstances are easing.

Glad to see the White Horse Tavern is still doing well. It is a landmark in my home town. In its time it has served pirates and possibly presidents. Or presidents-to-be. IIRC, Rochambeau, Lafayette and General Washington dined there. It was a cool place.

Posted by: JTB at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (V+03K)

217 188 Our window blind pull strings are now getting the new kitten treatment....


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 18, 2018 10:30 PM (w+Jhj)


There is a cat on the back porch eating cat food we set out. There is no hair on it's tail. And it has a funny grin. And a pouch? Cicero Daughter has named it, so it must be a cat, right? Right?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (ZhS5t)

218 No problem. My brother held him, and I pried his jaw open and squirted the syringe in. Two doses.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 10:38 PM (txw6d)


Oh good! I'm glad there are no injuries!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (v4pQ0)

219
And remember Der Kommissar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-xARFRGs6k

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

220 cfo mom

So sorry to hear this. That's a lot of money. Maybe ask bluebell nicely for a dozen shivs and an alibi?

How was the rest of your trip to the land of missing traffic lights?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 10:41 PM (hyuyC)

221 Publius!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:41 PM (v4pQ0)

222 Posted by: cfo mom

Sounds a lot like my brother-in-law. Damned near crippled the family because he couldn't stop buying shit for himself on a credit card my sister had no knowledge of. It's all I can do to be minimally civil to him whenever I'm around him.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (Tyii7)

223 No problem. My brother held him, and I pried his jaw open and squirted the syringe in. Two doses.
Posted by: Miley
--------------

Jamming a pill down Mike Hammer's Cat's throat is synonymous with giving blood.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (xSo9G)

224 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

Goddamn. I'm so sorry. My ex did similar stuff to me. It's infuriating and a betrayal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)

225 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (CDGwz)

Holy crap, not enough fingers to point on this one

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (3Pma+)

226 Mis Hum, worry not. I would rather make him suffer.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (RfzVr)

227 Thought you would link to the actual music video mein komerad

https://youtu.be/vBfFDTPPlaM

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (y4EGh)

228 CFO Mom, wow. Thanks for sharing that.

I admit I have similar issues with my own credit and money. Sometimes I get into a funk and just go nuts trying to climb out of it by spending tons of money on music, movies and gambling.

I've gotten a lot better but I still slip up sometimes. It's just that now I can usually stop myself after about $100-200, rather than like a few years ago, when I literally had something like 11 payday loans.

I don't blame you for being angry, but if I were you I would blow off steam *before* speaking to your husband about it. Maybe he needs some counseling, both credit and otherwise. Maybe he's having a hard time at work. Maybe something else is going on that he's not talking to you about. It's easy for me to say because I'm not the one on the hook, but please try to talk to him before you lay down the law. Just my two cents.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (km8m2)

229 cfo, my step dad had a credit card my mom didn't know about. When he died suddenly many years ago she was shocked he had a $6000 balance on it. It was in his name only but she felt like she should pay it off when he died. Thankfully we talked her out of it. But she felt betrayed too. Like.. why did you rack up so much and not tell me?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (dUJdY)

230 Wow, cfo mom. I really don't know what to say that would be helpful at all. Aside from listening if you need to vent, I guess. Sounds like Muad'dib and probably others would have more advice from experience.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:43 PM (y87Qq)

231 Mis Hum, is your move complete?

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:43 PM (NpK5V)

232 Some people just can't have credit cards. Had to take them from the MiL.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 10:44 PM (89T5c)

233 And remember Der Kommissar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-xARFRGs6k
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

--Unlike AP, you link the original.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 10:45 PM (e7oj4)

234 Sounds like she was part cat as well. I used to try to give Kira medicine using pill pockets, and she would eat the pocket and leave the pill.
Posted by: rickl
------------

Same with mine. Chews pocket, spits pill out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2018 10:45 PM (xSo9G)

235 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

Shit. I'm sorry to hear this. I think the first thing you should work on is getting yourself OFF that damned credit card. You don't want that liability. If he got you on it without your approval, you might want to speak to a lawyer about it.

You need to try and protect yourself financially in the event things get worse. I hope this can be worked out. He apparently has a problem(s), since you indicated something similar happened before.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 10:45 PM (8iiMU)

236 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1030892459881103362

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1030892555465093120

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1030892638487171072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1030892726357766145

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1030892817151926277

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1030892900748599298

Posted by: kbdabear at August 18, 2018 10:45 PM (0Ntuf)

237 publius, I only recently got a good quality used LP of that album by ATF. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:45 PM (km8m2)

238 NaCly, I did enjoy my trip to KS very much! I liked being able to just stop in the middle of the road to look at my gps since I didn't have to worry about seeing another car for 10 or 20 minutes!

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:46 PM (RfzVr)

239 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (RfzVr)

I've been in similar shoes
Emotions and thoughts ran wild

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:46 PM (3Pma+)

240
That list of taverns is missing McSorley's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 10:31 PM (EZebt)

Is it that old?

Not sure. And it's not really worth a visit unless you are 20....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2018 10:46 PM (wYseH)

241 cfo mom, good thing your finances are separate.

A prayer for peace in your house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 10:46 PM (EZebt)

242 What a terrible betrayal. I am so very sorry. As a former financial advisor, I saw this occasionally. Typically there are other surprises lurking, in addition to the financial ones.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:39 PM (v4pQ0)

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I saw this in my own marriage. First the sudden joint credit card runups. Then, $1k a month checking overdrafts coming out of savings. 6 months in a row.

It did not end well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (I16G8)

243 Typically there are other surprises lurking, in addition to the financial ones.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:39 PM (v4pQ0)


Yep. Secrets don't come in one-offs.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (8lsuS)

244 Can't believe I never looked before (recently) ... Istanbul - love it!

So dallas is a good place then huh ?

Why does it seem lots on the web are freaking out about being "de-platformed"... what an odd complaint?

"Miss excuse me please, but this steak is deplatformed I would like another. Thank you"

Can't they all come to mu.nu or do they not know?

Posted by: 107 is my IP A TOO! What a coincidence. at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (24wi6)

245 I bought Lone Star Vodka today. It is smoother than Smirnoff.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (rnAwa)

246 243 Typically there are other surprises lurking, in addition to the financial ones.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:39 PM (v4pQ0)

Yep. Secrets don't come in one-offs.
Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (8lsuS)


Yeah. Which sucks.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (v4pQ0)

247 Careful there or I will dig out the Falco version Ooohhh!!! Rock me Amadeus!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (y4EGh)

248
Oh, hey Ladyl! I almost missed that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)

249 202 OK Horde. I can't tell this to anyone I know in meatspace, but I have to get it off my chest....

Hubby and I have kept out finances totally separate for the last ten years, ever since we paid off the house and all other debt. No joint checking/savings, no joint credit cards. We each handle certain household expenses and the split is fairly equitable altho his retirement income is double mine. I have been *kinda* nagging him for a while because he has one credit card that I am on as jointly responsible on and I know that he opened that without me agreeing to it. It bugs me because it shows up when I go online to my bank and I see the balance. Well the balance was steady for a long time, but recently went up to about 7.5k and I don't like that. I started thinking about how I pay all my stuff off every month, paid for the new roof, paid for the kitchen remodel, etc and started wondering why he doesn't pay this the hell off and get me out of his hair.

Well, I looked at his pile of bills on his desk this morning and the sob has racked up almost 75k in credit card debt!!!! On nothing. On cigars. On lottery tickets. On buying crap on Amazon. A knife here, more bullets there, survival gear/food, a second computer for his desk, etc. I knew he was buying things, but I never looked at prices or his bills because I assumed he knew what he could afford. I want to weep. I want to strangle him. This is the third time he has run up bills irresponsibly. Twice before I took things over and got us out of the mess because we were jointly committed. I don't know what to do this time. Not sure I care. I am demoralized, depressed and profoundly disappointed in him.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:34 PM (RfzVr)

Amazing Amy or Gillian Flynn sock fail

Seriously...Lottery tickets on 75k worth of hidden credit card debt. WTH?! Hubby might have an addiction he is expressing thought that 75k credit card debt in your name. Sounds like a gambler. You may need to invest in a gimp suit, a chain, and a gimp box to keep him in until the debt is worked and paid off.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (Mwx8i)

250 245 I bought Lone Star Vodka today. It is smoother than Smirnoff.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2018 10:47 PM (rnAwa)

Rubbing alcohol is smoother than Smirnoff.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

251 Gotta love Little Johnny jokes. My dad told them to me when I was young enough that my mom scolded him for it. Haha.

cfo mom, so sorry for your situation.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (JPRju)

252 NaCLy.. did I ever tell you about the time I got lost in Kansas? True.. fucking GPS didn't work.. phone couldn't get a signal. I drive for an hour in the wrong direction and finally stopped in some little town and and asked how to get to Kansas City. "well you go back that way for about an hour".... God.. I was exhausted when I finally got home.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (dUJdY)

253 "That list of taverns is missing McSorley's"

Even in NYC alone there are a few that kept serving alcohol continuously through Prohibition. which should count.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (1UZdv)

254 good evening morons.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 10:49 PM (Uj/qF)

255 There is a cat on the back porch eating cat food we set out. There is no hair on it's tail. And it has a funny grin. And a pouch? Cicero Daughter has named it, so it must be a cat, right? Right?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2018 10:40 PM (ZhS5t)


At first I thought you were going with the 'possum thing, but -
*checks lunar phase*
Ah, first quarter moon. Probably just a bakeneko. Garden-variety yōkai, nothing to worry about. It's probably more afraid of you-
haha, no, it's not afraid of you at all. Why would it be? It can't be harmed by mortals and it eats fear.

Probably keep leaving food for it, that's the safest thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:50 PM (y87Qq)

256 Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:43 PM (NpK5V)

The big move is 9/7
But moving things every weekend up until then
House isn't completed yet, hopefully by Labor Day weekend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:50 PM (3Pma+)

257 248
Oh, hey Ladyl! I almost missed that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (8O3HH)


Will you say that again, so I can catch the southern accent?

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:50 PM (v4pQ0)

258 Don't know if Country Boy has popped in yet since "the incident" but he emailed me and is doing well. Tired and taking it easy. God still has stuff for him to do so this was just a warning. keep praying for a full recovery.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2018 10:08

Good to hear, he's a good dude. wish him the best.

Posted by: Farmer at August 18, 2018 10:51 PM (yJ1e6)

259 I've gotten a lot better but I still slip up sometimes. It's just that now I can usually stop myself after about $100-200, rather than like a few years ago, when I literally had something like 11 payday loans.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (km8m2)

Bro, how did you pay that off?.You grow a money tree and poop gold or something?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 10:51 PM (Mwx8i)

260 Hello, Mr. terlit hobo.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)

261 qdpsteve, too late for that. We had a "come to Jesus" moment this morning. I did not yell, I did not ask why or how, I just said this has to be dealt with. I left it at that for today. He needs to reflect for a day before I put the hammer down. I want a quit claim on the house and he understands that.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:52 PM (RfzVr)

262 256 Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:43 PM (NpK5V)

The big move is 9/7
But moving things every weekend up until then
House isn't completed yet, hopefully by Labor Day weekend
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:50 PM (3Pma+)


You built a new house, MisHum? Congratulations!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 10:52 PM (v4pQ0)

263 bakeneko hai hai, gaki with a taste for fear is nothing to trifle with

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:52 PM (y4EGh)

264 *tosses a beer at BTH*

'sup?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 18, 2018 10:52 PM (EhZNT)

265 Even in NYC alone there are a few that kept serving alcohol continuously through Prohibition. which should count.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:48 PM (1UZdv)

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Chicago had them as well. I suspect most largish or bigger cities did. Prohibition cnaged morality for a generation, if not longer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 10:53 PM (I16G8)

266 There something about Yvonne Craig in that purple Batgirl suit that makes me feel funny.
MeTV

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 18, 2018 10:53 PM (8iiMU)

267 your neighbor: honestly?
I'm not proud of it but...

I was so desperate I finally just went ahead, got a new checking account at another bank, and abandoned most of the accounts. For the past five years or thereabouts, I just don't answer my phone (cell or landline) if the number is at all unfamiliar.

They did a number on my credit, I'll say that. And I deserve it for being a deadbeat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:53 PM (km8m2)

268 The big move is 9/7

But moving things every weekend up until then


House isn't completed yet, hopefully by Labor Day weekend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:50 PM (3Pma+)

Are you chopping down the trees on your own?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2018 10:53 PM (wYseH)

269 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2018 10:46 PM (wYseH)

Definitely the go-to bar when I was in my 20s. My buddies still get there 1-2x year. They usually text me a pic for old times' sake

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 18, 2018 10:54 PM (EZebt)

270 I am out folks.



*hugs cfo mom*


Posted by: Muad'dib at August 18, 2018 10:54 PM (NpK5V)

271 >> Will you say that again, so I can catch the southern accent?

I was strumming the banjo when I said it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

You know, "Dueling banjos" is a misnomer. It's a banjo and a guitar. WTF?

Here's Roy Clark and Buck Trent doing real dueling banjos on Hee Haw in a classic bit. Both of those guys could tear a banjo up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8rUZfQJjPY

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)

272 You might have been better off letting Mike Tyson eat your credit rating...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:55 PM (y4EGh)

273 CFO Mom, okay. Sounds good.

Did your husband explain at all what's going on? Did he say anything about being depressed?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:55 PM (km8m2)

274 Rubbing alcohol is smoother than Smirnoff.

Low-cal too!

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at August 18, 2018 10:55 PM (H5knJ)

275 'night, Muad'dib.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:56 PM (y87Qq)

276 Keith Richards has experienced the quickening again.

Posted by: Conor Macleod at August 18, 2018 10:56 PM (fhDhe)

277 Well here's to Tyche that I win the lottery tonight

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 10:56 PM (y4EGh)

278 75k is literally "I'll kill you and sell your kids to Albanians" type money. Damn.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 10:56 PM (Mwx8i)

279 Anna, you mean my credit rating? That's exactly what happened.

I only in the past two years have finally been able to start bringing my credit back up. Have two low-limit CCs with NO late pays, and an auto loan, also with no late pays whatsoever.

Also I stay away from the payday loan places and just let myself go hungry or without certain necessities for a couple days sometimes, if I absolutely have to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:57 PM (km8m2)

280 If everyone were to lay their problems out in front of everyone else, and you could trade, you would take yours back.




Posted by: ALH at August 18, 2018 10:57 PM (6Zmow)

281 went to the Boulder / Broomfield Republican summer social. mmm bbq.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 10:58 PM (PeqkN)

282 Asking the important questions:

Barbara Feldon {Oh Max") as Agent 99 in Get Smart

Yvonne Craig as Batgirl

Julie Newmar as Catwoman

IIRC, they were all on at the same time

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:59 PM (1UZdv)

283 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 10:58 PM (PeqkN)

Any babes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 10:59 PM (3Pma+)

284 267 your neighbor: honestly?
I'm not proud of it but...

I was so desperate I finally just went ahead, got a new checking account at another bank, and abandoned most of the accounts. For the past five years or thereabouts, I just don't answer my phone (cell or landline) if the number is at all unfamiliar.

They did a number on my credit, I'll say that. And I deserve it for being a deadbeat.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:53 PM (km8m2)

Fuck em, bro. Payday's are predatory towards most people. Keep doing what you are doing and dont take service of anything unless it's the sheriff delivering it to your house. That's my policy in deep red flyover country.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 10:59 PM (Mwx8i)

285 oh, and Drudge's link "Trump warning from forgotten Republicans" - would it be a spoiler to note that those 'Republicans' are all failures, cucks, and RINOs?

No wonder Trump owns the Republican party. The old school of politicos were a disaster and didn't listen to their ostensible base.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 11:00 PM (Uj/qF)

286 Geez qdpsteve, that is way rough

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:01 PM (y4EGh)

287 your neighbor, interesting you mention that.

One of the collection agencies' big things lately is to call and threaten to send over a process server, if you don't immediately call them back and work out a payment plan.

Uh, no. I've worked in the legal industry. If someone is going to serve you with notice of a suit, they NEVER warn you. They just do it.

Meanwhile my family hears these messages and panics. "They're gonna sue you!!" I've had to go over it with my mom in particular so many times, geez.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:01 PM (km8m2)

288 Is Weird Dave still around and about?

What is up with the Moron Fantasy League?

When's the draft?

Calling CDR!!

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:01 PM (e7oj4)

289 I just don't answer my phone (cell or landline) if the number is at all unfamiliar.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 10:53 PM (km8m2)


If you want to get your shit straight, get a list of all your creditors, send them a letter saying that you will only accept communication by letter to an address that you choose, give them that address, and deal with it from there. Whether you choose to hire a lawyer or declare bankruptcy (which is often a pretty liberating option) or make payments or whatever, at least everything is done through one channel and you don't have to worry about them calling you.

Though for the first few months after you do tell them that you won't speak to them over the phone, keep a mini digital voice recorder with you so you can put them on speakerphone and get a record if they call you. They aren't allowed to do that if you've told them to contact you only by mail.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:02 PM (y87Qq)

290 Anna, it is/was. But at least I finally got it through my thick head: NO MORE PAYDAY LOANS. NO MORE IRRESPONSIBLE BORROWING. NO MORE LIVING BEYOND MY MEANS.

So maybe it was worth it. Just wish I had learned it 20 years sooner.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:02 PM (km8m2)

291 MisHum, no, but I did observe that Ken Buck would get along great in the HQ :^x He is hilarious

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 11:02 PM (Uj/qF)

292 qdpsteve - He just kept buying anything that popped in his head, that he saw online. Books he'll never read, videos he'll never watch. A stupid $25 PDT talking doll. It's not gambling (other than the lotto tickets) 'cause it's not cash advances - it's all purchases. We're both retired, he's not out at the casino or shacked up with hookers. He's just a plain out spendthrift.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:02 PM (RfzVr)

293 Jewells45

Yes, you told me about that trip. To visit a relative, IIRC. I felt bad, because I could have helped. OK, I'm over that.

I use no GPS. Had one bad experience, being led into a cul-de-sac. I use only maps.

When I was a young teen, I was the family navigator. It seemed every trip I would be woken 30 seconds before we had to make a decision. I developed some skills there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 11:03 PM (hyuyC)

294 Wuzzup.

And Yvonne Craig is da bomb.

Do people still say "da bomb"?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:03 PM (uSlc8)

295 hogmartin, thanks.

your neighbor, thanks to you too. Yes, payday loans are predatory. But it was still my choice to take out the loans, so there's no one else to blame but myself. I'm not gonna be a Dindu Nuffin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:04 PM (km8m2)

296 Will you say that again, so I can catch the southern accent?

I was strumming the banjo when I said it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

You know, "Dueling banjos" is a misnomer. It's a banjo and a guitar. WTF?

Here's Roy Clark and Buck Trent doing real dueling banjos on Hee Haw in a classic bit. Both of those guys could tear a banjo up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8rUZfQJjPY
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 10:54 PM (8O3HH)


There is an unbelievable amount of talent in those two videos, but the second video is astonishing.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:05 PM (v4pQ0)

297 I use no GPS. Had one bad experience, being led into a cul-de-sac. I use only maps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 11:03 PM (hyuyC)


"Discolored water"

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:05 PM (y87Qq)

298 There are worse vodkas than Smirnoff.

Basset Hound Race

https://youtu.be/jfFGHfXFiFQ

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 18, 2018 11:05 PM (rnAwa)

299 Here's the strange thing about her explanation, though. The dog that kept giving Eva N. headaches has been gone for many years, yet she continued playing La Traviata long after that. Last year, Slovakian news site Parameter published an article in which the woman expressed her contempt toward her neighbors. She claimed that she was the true victim, and that she sometimes could get out of the house because of her neighbors. She went on to say that they should all be imprisoned or locked in a mental institution.

---

Woof.

Posted by: The Shrinking Song at August 18, 2018 11:05 PM (t5m5e)

300 CFO Mom, hmmm.

Well, ultimately the money's just as gone, no matter what he bought.

Anyway, glad you are being proactive. Stay that way. Give him a lot of tough love, but make sure it's in equal parts tough and love.

Prayers up. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:06 PM (km8m2)

301 I thought one couldn't charge lottery tix.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 11:06 PM (89T5c)

302 I thought one couldn't charge lottery tix.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 11:06 PM (89T5c)


Depends on the state, I imagine.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:07 PM (y87Qq)

303 Probably keep leaving food for it, that's the safest thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 10:50 PM (y87Qq)


Sushi. Wasabi, yes or no?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2018 11:07 PM (ZhS5t)

304 cfo mom

Prayers ascending for you. And him. Lots of good advice from the Horde. Good luck!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 11:07 PM (hyuyC)

305 hogmartin, again, that's good advice. I'll copy, paste and print it. Thanks again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:07 PM (km8m2)

306 I thought one couldn't charge lottery tix.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 11:06 PM (89T5c)


Looks like you can in Michigan.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:08 PM (y87Qq)

307 cfo mom:

In your original post, I saw both 7.5k and 75k. Which is correct? There's a pretty big difference.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 11:08 PM (sdi6R)

308 Some lotteries are cash only. Others will take cards. Cards are major danger.

I still remember the first year Project A-kon took debit and credit cards for the art auction. The spending floodgates opened and dinky $25 pieces of 'art' were going for $100 because they could charge it. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:09 PM (y4EGh)

309 qdpsteve, send those letters by registered mail. Make the sharks sign for receipt

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:10 PM (y4EGh)

310 301 I thought one couldn't charge lottery tix.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 11:06 PM (89T5c)

--------

Come to my free seminar.

Leveraging Your Way To Riches

Posted by: Tony Robbins at August 18, 2018 11:10 PM (uSlc8)

311 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 10:42 PM (RfzVr)

It sounds like what you have done so far is incredibly fair and reasonable (not getting into details - yet, trying to resolve the fvcking issue, giving him a short time to ponder).
I just want to make sure that you are taking steps to protect yourself financially, which it seems you are already doing that and have presented at least one option.

I have been in a situation where another party had done something similar. For me, it was a make or break situation, and things were resolved without the 'break', and so far there is no evidence of any 'backsliding'.
Try to keep working on moving forward. Yeah, easier said than done, I know. There will be time for venting later.

That's my $0.02, for what it is worth. You have friends here.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 11:10 PM (8iiMU)

312 287 your neighbor, interesting you mention that.

One of the collection agencies' big things lately is to call and threaten to send over a process server, if you don't immediately call them back and work out a payment plan.

Uh, no. I've worked in the legal industry. If someone is going to serve you with notice of a suit, they NEVER warn you. They just do it.

Meanwhile my family hears these messages and panics. "They're gonna sue you!!" I've had to go over it with my mom in particular so many times, geez.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:01 PM (km8m2)

Collection agencies and the credit rating companies are rackets. They don't take stuff fake and fraudulent stuff off, they don't keep their records updated, they take zero responsibility&accountability&consequences for their actions, and they make money by fucking people and lying to them. They prey on the poor and middle class who can't afford lawyers who will do shit. They make it impossible to fix an error on their end. Their records are pure garabage. I left a leased car in my driveway for a year without moving it because the car company said they would send a tow since I was out of town and the lease was up. A year. They had a tow truck and a PI investigating the wrong adddress for a year. I picked up the phone one day and it was the Private Investigator. I told him the car has been waiting in the driveway for a year and I have not even turned in on. Come pick it up, I'm not paying because the dealership had the wrong addrress. Fuck em.

I have zero love or sympathy for them. Retards.

In Tyler We Trust.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:10 PM (Mwx8i)

313 After my divorce I had collection agencies hounding my ass for stuff she did. I just ignored it. Yeah it fkd my credit rating for 5ish years but I'm now in the high 700s. So no real loss besides the rant I could do about my ex.

Posted by: X-ray at August 18, 2018 11:10 PM (kG2lj)

314 That "how not to drive your car" video is so instructive.

I'm going to look up traffic accidents per capita in Russia and the US. Because they drive too fast for the conditions, can't use their mirrors properly, and do not have a space cushion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 11:11 PM (hyuyC)

315 Pa and Tx are cash only. Think WV and OH are as well.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 11:11 PM (89T5c)

316 (302) Rules? We don't need no Steen-King badgers.

I mean badges. Steen-King is like Acme or Harbor Freight.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 18, 2018 11:11 PM (RuIsu)

317 Oh shit, Moron League is up.

Woo hoo!!

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:12 PM (e7oj4)

318 your neighbor, no argument here. The collection agencies are idiots, exactly.

And LOL about that story. That's some messed up shit right there. Glad you didn't get caught up in the dragnet. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:13 PM (km8m2)

319 7.5 k on the one card that I am jointly responsible for. 75 k is his total cc debt. I am not responsible for about 67k of it because those accounts are in his name only... Until he dies and the creditors go to court and get a judgment against my paid for house....

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:13 PM (RfzVr)

320 Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:59 PM (1UZdv)

--My dad admitted to fapping incessantly to Feldon/Agent 99.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:14 PM (e7oj4)

321 Barbara Feldon {Oh Max") as Agent 99 in Get Smart



Yvonne Craig as Batgirl



Julie Newmar as Catwoman



IIRC, they were all on at the same time





Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:59 PM (1UZdv)

Julie NewmarYvonne CraigBarbara Feldon
In that order. Or all at the same time.

I never appreciated Feldon until later.




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 18, 2018 11:14 PM (8iiMU)

322 hogmartin, again, that's good advice. I'll copy, paste and print it. Thanks again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:07 PM (km8m2)


Mark Levin had a credit counselor (Anthony Davenport) on to talk about his new book ("Your Score") a few years ago. I'm not a financial expert by a long shot - and some commenters here, in point of fact, are by profession - but I checked it out from the library and it seemed concise, logical, reasonable, etc. That was one of the things he mentioned, getting a handle on who you owe how much to and how they can communicate with you. It might be worth checking around to see if you can snag a copy from the library, or ask here and see if anyone who knows what they're talking about has an opinion on it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:15 PM (y87Qq)

323 I'm not gonna be a Dindu Nuffin.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:04 PM (km8m2)

Hey, when in Dindu, Dindu Nuffin is the state of nature for everybody especially the Paydayfags.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:15 PM (Mwx8i)

324 hogmartin, also thanks, and I will look for that.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:15 PM (km8m2)

325 So the Horde is giving financial advice tonight?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:16 PM (uSlc8)

326 CFO Mom, yeah, get the house into YOUR name only. It protects the both of you. Good plan.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:16 PM (km8m2)

327 Nite all, I'm off for a nap. Work tomorrow but I may visit you later if I wake.

Posted by: Farmer at August 18, 2018 11:17 PM (yJ1e6)

328 *looks up thread*

Craig, Feldon, and Newmar

Fapping advice also it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:17 PM (y4EGh)

329 Credit is all fun and games until your shit gets sold to an illegal and destroys your credit and life for years. Fuck them, burn it down, reset to zero, they must go back

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:18 PM (Mwx8i)

330 Sushi. Wasabi, yes or no?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at August 18, 2018 11:07 PM (ZhS5t)


Just a bit. Thanks! I mean... bakeneko would appreciate a little bit. Probably.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:18 PM (y87Qq)

331 Do people still say "da bomb"?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:03 PM (uSlc

--The kidz say "You're the bomb.com"

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:18 PM (e7oj4)

332 319
7.5 k on the one card that I am jointly responsible for.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:13 PM (RfzVr)

This makes me feel better for your situation. I thought you were on the hook for 75k. It still sucks, but 67.5k less....




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 11:18 PM (8iiMU)

333 CFO Mom, however, as someone who has *actually worked in the bankruptcy legal industry*:

Find out how much of your husband's debt is Priority (i.e. to the government, particularly the IRS, State, property tax or local tax authorities), how much is Secured (i.e., your home, car or something else substantial has been collateralized to back up the debt), or Unsecured (where NOTHING stands behind the debt, besides a promise to pay).

If it all turns out to be unsecured, your credit rating can still be ruined, but legally there is NOTHING the creditors can take from you to enforce their debt. If you don't pay, all they can do is (a) ruin your ratings, (b) blacklist you from any more loans of any type and (c) pound sand.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:19 PM (km8m2)

334 Julie Newmar as Catwoman








Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 10:59 PM (1UZdv)

I met Julie Newmar at the 1996 Comicon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:19 PM (txw6d)

335 325 So the Horde is giving financial advice tonight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:16 PM


1. Live beneath your means.

2. Put money in savings before you spend.

3. Buy only what you can afford.

4. Mitigate all debt.

You are welcome.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:19 PM (v4pQ0)

336
I'm remembering Hee Haw. That was a Saturday Night Treat during my childhood.

And here's the classic, "Pfffft, You Were Gone". They tell me that little publius as a toddler would just laugh his little ass off at that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJZY__j0Tyk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv13g44ROaw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

337 Spicy tuna roll nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:20 PM (y4EGh)

338 Deplorable Ian Galt

Thanks friend. I know I can dig him out of this hole, but it is gonna take some time and he's not gonna like the constraints. I just worry that we are old and don't have much digging left in us.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:21 PM (RfzVr)

339 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 11:18 PM (8iiMU)

Community property law I think screws cfo mom

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 11:21 PM (3Pma+)

340 I forgot to tag my post at 313 with Molon labe.

Posted by: X-ray at August 18, 2018 11:21 PM (kG2lj)

341 319 7.5 k on the one card that I am jointly responsible for. 75 k is his total cc debt. I am not responsible for about 67k of it because those accounts are in his name only... Until he dies and the creditors go to court and get a judgment against my paid for house....
Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:13 PM (RfzVr)


Wow. I've bought a shitload of books online using a debit card that I haven't gotten around to reading. I have no idea even how to go into debt like that.

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 11:22 PM (sdi6R)

342 By the way, in case there's anyone here who doesn't know:

Student loans are considered PRIORITY debt in bankruptcy. They CANNOT be discharged under any circumstances, even if a judge wants to discharge them or they have usurious interest rates.

Nice rackets the universities and associated lending institutions have going there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:22 PM (km8m2)

343 325 So the Horde is giving financial advice tonight?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:16 PM (uSlc8

Yep. Best to take your woman, pop a viagra, go to a truck stop, and perform shows with her in the men's bathroom while truckers throw loose change at y'all.

(This was a real fantasy of a girl I dated after college until a week after she revealed this fantasy to me. I wish I could make this up because it's gold)

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:22 PM (Mwx8i)

344 Do people still say "da bomb"?

They say, "You are the blessed. Allahu Ackbar"

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (EhZNT)

345 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)

--I mainly recall Hee Haw because it came before The Muppet Show.

That was before puberty.

Pubescent me would have gravitated toward Hee Haw for sure, despite the comic awesomeness of The Muppets.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (e7oj4)

346 340 I forgot to tag my post at 313 with Molon labe.
Posted by: X-ray at August 18, 2018 11:21 PM (kG2lj)

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The comment will be deemed amended.

*bangs gavel*

Posted by: The AoSHQ Sergeant At Arms at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (uSlc8)

347 When I worked in bankruptcy, one piece of advice that our paralegals oftentimes gave out to clients, BEFORE advising them to file:

If you have secured or priority debt, see if you can actually pay off that debt (or as much of it as possible) with any leftover credit on your UNSECURED credit cards.

Voila, priority or secured debt becomes unsecured debt.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (km8m2)

348 It's funny because the first Nimrod was the great-grandson of Noah and an Epic Biblical Badass.

How far the Myghty Olde Names have fallen.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (XhRiR)

349 The unsecured debt thing in 333 is key.

And, I'm not sure community property applies to credit card debt.I'm not a lawyer, and I slept in my home last night, not a Holiday Inn Express.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (8iiMU)

350 Buddy Hackett said the chicken joke on Johnny Carson. I can't find it, but I think Reagan should not have used that without giving credit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (/qEW2)

351 342 By the way, in case there's anyone here who doesn't know:

Student loans are considered PRIORITY debt in bankruptcy. They CANNOT be discharged under any circumstances, even if a judge wants to discharge them or they have usurious interest rates.

Nice rackets the universities and associated lending institutions have going there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:22 PM (km8m2)

It is a racket. If you have medical documentation that you had to withdraw for medical purposes, they are suppose to forgive it.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:24 PM (Mwx8i)

352 292 qdpsteve - He just kept buying anything that popped in his head, that he saw online. Books he'll never read, videos he'll never watch. A stupid $25 PDT talking doll. It's not gambling (other than the lotto tickets) 'cause it's not cash advances - it's all purchases. We're both retired, he's not out at the casino or shacked up with hookers. He's just a plain out spendthrift."

Since you mention you're both retired, a painful subject to bring up, but one you need to consider as a possibility, is early onset dementia/alzheimers. It can subtly destroy someone's judgment, and it's onset can occur at what most of us would consider far too young an age - early 60's, for example.

I have also known of someone who was prescribed medication for early symptoms of Parkinsons, and who as a side effect of the medication developed a compulsive gambling habit almost overnight, when they had never had one before. It's surprising the psycho-active counterindications that some prescription drugs can have.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2018 11:25 PM (V2Yro)

353 336
I'm remembering Hee Haw. That was a Saturday Night Treat during my childhood.

And here's the classic, "Pfffft, You Were Gone". They tell me that little publius as a toddler would just laugh his little ass off at that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJZY__j0Tyk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv13g44ROaw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:20 PM (8O3HH)


I love those!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:25 PM (v4pQ0)

354 *And.....Keith Richards has outlived another performer of his generation. Go figure.*

All I can say about this is, wish I had his genes. I would live to be 120 yo.

Posted by: tbodie at August 18, 2018 11:25 PM (el8j3)

355 Yep. Best to take your woman, pop a viagra, go to a truck stop, and
perform shows with her in the men's bathroom while truckers throw loose
change at y'all.


That could be the start for a good murder mystery story. Who killed her? The boyfriend in jealousy? The truckers out of desire?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:26 PM (y4EGh)

356 Community property law I think screws cfo mom
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 11:21 PM (3Pma+)

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Those laws vary pretty significantly by state.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 11:26 PM (I16G8)

357 5. don't put it in crazy / let crazy put it in you

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 11:27 PM (PeqkN)

358
Here's the Darlings singing "Dooley", on Andy Griffith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oELWmTVR_j4

Listen to the lyrics. It's about a moonshiner.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:27 PM (8O3HH)

359 Thank you all for your suggestions (and condolences). I know the Horde understands why I can't tell this to anyone in meatspace. I can't do that to my husband - let his real life family and friends know what a dumbass he's been. This will stay between him and me unless there is no choice but to spill the beans. But no more fucking up.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:28 PM (RfzVr)

360 CFO Mom, how recent are your husband's most recent purchases?

Some of the junk might be returnable. That could lower the debt a little at least.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:28 PM (km8m2)

361 "--My dad admitted to fapping incessantly to Feldon/Agent 99"

A man of taste.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2018 11:28 PM (1UZdv)

362 Buddy Hackett's duck joke on Carson was fucking gold.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (89T5c)

363 355 Yep. Best to take your woman, pop a viagra, go to a truck stop, and
perform shows with her in the men's bathroom while truckers throw loose
change at y'all.

That could be the start for a good murder mystery story. Who killed her? The boyfriend in jealousy? The truckers out of desire?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:26 PM (y4EGh)

It's yours Anna. Run with it.....

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (Mwx8i)

364 CFO Mom, you're welcome.

You know we're all experts about solving any problems, except our own. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (km8m2)

365 That could be the start for a good murder mystery story. Who killed her? The boyfriend in jealousy? The truckers out of desire?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


Or suicide from embarrassment.

Posted by: X-ray at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (kG2lj)

366 I have no idea even how to go into debt like that.
Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 11:22 PM (sdi6R)


Same, but I imagine it's a lot like how someone gets to be 450lb and immobile - one day at a time.

It's like Ladyl's advice at #335. Spend less than you bring in. Save what you don't spend. Eat well in moderation. Go for a jog once in a while. Some people do it instinctively, some people don't, and I don't think, if you're one, you can put yourself into the other's head. Easily, at least.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (y87Qq)

367 Not trying to pile on, but what the fuck is wrong with people who rack up enormous debts on bullshit? And to do it to your spouse? My ex didn't give a fuck because it wasn't her working her ass off, and in her mind I could just make more money. Fucking yourself financially is one thing, but taking your spouse down with you is completely fucked up.

This is a hot button for me as you can tell.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

368 Student loans are considered PRIORITY debt in bankruptcy. They CANNOT be discharged under any circumstances, even if a judge wants to discharge them or they have usurious interest rates.

Nice rackets the universities and associated lending institutions have going there.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:22 PM (km8m2)

All of which is clearly explained before signing on the dotted line. There's even a required lecture/meeting thing to attend before accepting the loans.

And in return there are nice benefits as well, such as with Stafford subsidized loans where the Feds pay your interest while you are in school.

I don't like the effect that financial aid has had on allowing universities to raise tuition through the roof year after year, and there is far too much peer/authority/societal pressure to attend college which inflates the demand, but these are (nearly all) adults taking out these loans, so they are ultimately responsible for paying that debt back.

Posted by: Sjg at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (gDSJf)

369 Insomniac, don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. :-)

But seriously, I agree.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (km8m2)

370 Listen to the lyrics. It's about a moonshiner.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:27 PM (8O3HH)

We did some moonshinin' in Sweden. With cheap liquor at $40/bottle, it's well worth it. Pain in the ass, though.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (txw6d)

371 Love that one too, Publius!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (v4pQ0)

372 You know we're all experts about solving any problems, except our own. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


This needs a repeat just because it's true.

Posted by: X-ray at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (kG2lj)

373 We did some moonshinin' in Sweden. With cheap liquor at $40/bottle, it's well worth it. Pain in the ass, though.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (txw6d)


Miley--your book would sell well, I assure you!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (v4pQ0)

374 Sig, no argument. It just boggles my mind that these types of debts are so incredibly protected.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (km8m2)

375 I think Charles Dickens gave the best financial advice ever:

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery."
-- Charles Dickens, David Copperfield

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (sdi6R)

376
Here are some of the more amusing lyrics to "Pffft you were gone":

You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
You were just scattered all over the place.
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.

I went to your house at three in the morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (8O3HH)

377 Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 11:26 PM (I16G

A possible bright spot in an absolutely depressing story

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (3Pma+)

378 Posted by: Sjg at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (gDSJf)

I didn't have to attend any required lecture or meeting. Nothing was explained to me.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (Mwx8i)

379 Wasabi, yes or no?

Only if it's the real stuff we usually can't get and not that dyed green common horseradish shit...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2018 11:33 PM (AyGZp)

380 Mis Hum, thank God we are not in a community property state. I am not on the hook for his debt. They can try to file for a judgment if he defaults, but that ain't happening till the house is strictly out of reach. He has no savings, no accounts, and I wisely took all mine and sent them to places (like PVC in the ground) that only our son knows about.

I guess that means I always knew how he was...

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:33 PM (RfzVr)

381

364 CFO Mom, you're welcome.

You know we're all experts about solving any problems, except our own. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (km8m2)

-- +1

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:33 PM (e7oj4)

382 376
Here are some of the more amusing lyrics to "Pffft you were gone":

You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
You were just scattered all over the place.
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
I guess that I would have if I'd found your face.

I went to your house at three in the morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so,
If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM


I can't stop laughing!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:34 PM (v4pQ0)

383 367 Not trying to pile on, but what the fuck is wrong with people who rack up enormous debts on bullshit? And to do it to your spouse? My ex didn't give a fuck because it wasn't her working her ass off, and in her mind I could just make more money. Fucking yourself financially is one thing, but taking your spouse down with you is completely fucked up.

This is a hot button for me as you can tell.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 11:30 PM (NWiLs)

--The "Money" episode of The Office is comedy and reality gold.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:35 PM (e7oj4)

384 (This was a real fantasy of a girl I dated after college until a week after she revealed this fantasy to me. I wish I could make this up because it's gold)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope

pics?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 18, 2018 11:35 PM (K2T58)

385 Wow, I just read upthread. CFO mom, that is one ugly situation. I can't imagine how betrayed and angry I'd feel if I were in your shoes.

What state are you in, by the way?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:35 PM (uSlc8)

386 Good night all. Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:36 PM (v4pQ0)

387 Miley--your book would sell well, I assure you!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (v4pQ0)

I've just been collecting random experiences.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:36 PM (txw6d)

388 Michigan, thank god.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:37 PM (RfzVr)

389 publius, sounds like you grew up in Lake Wobegon ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:37 PM (km8m2)

390 Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:33 PM (RfzVr)

I'm glad to hear that
Must be tough sharing with us
I have you on my prayer list

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 11:37 PM (3Pma+)

391 Goodnight, Ladyl!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:38 PM (txw6d)

392 Good night, Ladyl. Hope you might be able to stop by in October!

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:38 PM (y87Qq)

393 Michigan, thank god.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:37 PM (RfzVr)


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Yep, you'd be worse off in a community property state. One ray of light, anyway.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:38 PM (uSlc8)

394 391 Goodnight, Ladyl!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:38 PM (txw6d)

--We hate to say goodbye. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:39 PM (e7oj4)

395
Good night, Ladyl.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:39 PM (8O3HH)

396 I've just been collecting random experiences.

= Life.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2018 11:39 PM (AyGZp)

397 It was only $8, but my latest CD buy:

Jump, the Very Best of the Pointer Sisters. As I recall it, they were one of the more innovative R&B groups of the late 1970s/early 1980s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:39 PM (km8m2)

398 Actually, I have been through Storovo many times. It is on the Slovak/Hungarian border, and has a few pubs with excellent Slovak beer at..uh...very affordable prices, (maybe 70 cents/half liter) as well as a thermal spa.

Never heard the lady's music though. The pubs have their own.

Posted by: Miklos, with non=operatic memories of Sturovo at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (zCyNd)

399 You know we're all experts about solving any problems, except our own. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (km8m2)


I'm not an expert in solving anyone else's problems either.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (y87Qq)

400 I don't think he originated the phrase, but John Lennon usually has it attributed to him:

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (km8m2)

401 Posted by: Sjg at August 18, 2018 11:31 PM (gDSJf)

I didn't have to attend any required lecture or meeting. Nothing was explained to me.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (Mwx8i)

Well it's been a thing in the last few decades at least. Maybe yours was before that or maybe it was a state specific requirement?

I definitely had a mandatory debt management session before I could sign to accept my financial aid package.

Posted by: Sjg at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (gDSJf)

402 hogmartin, neither am I really. All I have is advice. But I make no guarantees, though I wish I could. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (km8m2)

403 Michigan, thank god.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:37 PM (RfzVr)


This is actually the state motto.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (y87Qq)

404 Misanthropic Humanitarian

A very soothing ONT. That top picture is gold. I can look at while I turn the ocean surf recording up.

cfo mom and the rest of the Horde, may you all be blessed. And may any tight jams only lead to good stories ... later.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 18, 2018 11:41 PM (hyuyC)

405 A possible bright spot in an absolutely depressing story
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 11:32 PM (3Pma+)

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Or, a possible disaster in some cases, but I can see that Cfomom just posted that she is in one of the good states.

Some stories friends have told me would curl one's naturally straight hair. They are doomed for life.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 11:41 PM (I16G8)

406 He has no savings, no accounts, and I wisely took all mine and sent them to places (like PVC in the ground) that only our son knows about.

I guess that means I always knew how he was..."

You have been uncommonly wise, and therefore you're not in as much trouble as we were worried you would be. And as you reference, you've had a bug about this in the back of your head for a long time.... as soon as you said that the two of you kept your finances completely separate, I wondered what the rest of the story was, since not many couples do that, especially when they're retired. Not unless there's good reason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 18, 2018 11:41 PM (V2Yro)

407 Sushi. Wasabi, yes or no?

Ordinary wasabi: okay, if the piece comes dressed with it, sure.

Fresh wasabi: better, and I'll add it to some pieces that don't have it.

Pickled wasabi: best, and it's getting added to most everything.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 18, 2018 11:41 PM (H5knJ)

408 Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (y87Qq)

Here I thought it was, say yes, yes, yes to Michigan

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2018 11:42 PM (3Pma+)

409 'night, ANAV.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:42 PM (y87Qq)

410 Hi Salty!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:43 PM (txw6d)

411 This is actually the state motto.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (y87Qq)

And on occasion, that of both the SEC and ACC.

Posted by: Miklos, college ball a-comin' at August 18, 2018 11:43 PM (zCyNd)

412 From a Drudge link:

Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

In 10 "select" theaters not including in NY or LA. A whopping $126 dollars. That works out to just less than two people per theater on opening day. Not sure how that breaks down to people per showing. Gotta wonder if they'll be a second weekend.

Looks like Kevin Spacey might be needing a change of career. Prisoner # xxxx works for me.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 11:43 PM (8lsuS)

413 381

364 CFO Mom, you're welcome.

You know we're all experts about solving any problems, except our own. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (km8m2)

-- +1
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:33 PM (e7oj4)

No shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 11:43 PM (NWiLs)

414 qdpsteve is doing the Neutron Dance?

https://youtu.be/i-jdhorGtQI

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:43 PM (y4EGh)

415 While I was reading up on cc debt today, I did decide that hubby and I will never retire to CA, LA, WI, CO and a few other states (community property?) where if he opens a card even without me as a co signatory or whatever they call it, I would still be responsible. Oh hell no.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:44 PM (RfzVr)

416 Darlings = Dillards in real life. Minus the old man. Great trad bluegrass.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 18, 2018 11:44 PM (RuIsu)

417 And now it's time for qdpsteve's Great Forgotten Hit of the 1980s:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5h0A1u-XsE

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:44 PM (km8m2)

418 Rickl, if that was me and you went to Sam's Italian Market, I am glad you found it worth your while.


Posted by: arieswoman at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (6Tvnv)

419 The Jean Bonnet Tavern in Bedford, PA is older than some on his list, unless his criteria is "operating continuously under the same name."

Posted by: Bumr50 at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (SEBYZ)

420 "Pennsylvania: Pursue Your Happiness"
This was true for the first two months I was here, relaxing. Now it's more like "Delay Your Happiness."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (txw6d)

421 384 (This was a real fantasy of a girl I dated after college until a week after she revealed this fantasy to me. I wish I could make this up because it's gold)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope

pics?
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 18, 2018 11:35 PM (K2T5

5 years ago my computer with a decades worth of pics and work fried so no. I hear she dabbled a bit in film though before and after we dated though in the teen category.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (Mwx8i)

422 Since we're on a financial tack . . .

Got a letter from the IRS this week:

"Notice Date: August 27, 2018" (I shit you not: a fucking government agency being forward thinking!)

"We're holding your refund until we finish reviewing your tax return"

It's!

Fucking!

August!


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (e7oj4)

423 Anna, Automatically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDU6K02igoU

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:46 PM (km8m2)

424 The chef can add wasabi when making nigiri sushi, but in my opinion, if it's served on the side then add however much and in whatever form you like.

Posted by: Sjg at August 18, 2018 11:46 PM (gDSJf)

425 You know we're all experts about solving any problems, except our own. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:29 PM (km8m2)

I'm not an expert in solving anyone else's problems either.
Posted by: hogmartin

I am an expert in problem solving. But I just don't trust myself enough to take my own advice. Oh and little head rules me so even though I know better I still do stupid shit.

Posted by: X-ray at August 18, 2018 11:47 PM (kG2lj)

426 With NY's Lotto, you can buy, with a credit card, a year's worth of your favorite number(s). Just in case you're forgetful.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 11:48 PM (8lsuS)

427 .......but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.

Thats some funny shit.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2018 11:48 PM (9Om/r)

428 @ cfo_mom...


Okay, I'm fairly well known here as being a respectfully rabid pro 2nd Amendment supporter as may roam these here grey boxes.

But your hubby has to YOU, forfeited his right to arms. He clearly has a "competency" issue, regardless of formal adjudication.

Round up the shooty hardware, and send a list to redc14, to Weasel and to me.

We may/may not make an offer on any given gun, but what I'm sure each of us WILL do, is to help determine Fair Market Value on each of them.

That's three qualified opinions, which you can average out, etc. I'd imagine each of us would also get quotes from others in our circles, etc.

You might even get some surprisingly strong bids, from folks we all know in the gun world.

Include all the ammo, cleaning gear and other assorted "gun stuff" in the list, too.

Depending on how much stuff your hubby has amassed, this could take a respectable bite out of the Debt Pie.

And I'd think that if you listed all of his books in the Book Thread, you'd pick up some green there, too.

You should sell your hubby's stuff down to the substainence level. If he's not actively using this "stuff" in real life, it gets sold.

You might also get an attorney to set everything up into a Revokeable Living Trust, where you have full Power of Attorney over every aspect of his life, health, finances, medical, etc.

And if your/his doctor can declare him to be incompetent, well, he's not going to alter that Trust in court, thereafter.

Hardball? Damn straight. But it's what you've gotta do.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2018 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

429 400 I don't think he originated the phrase, but John Lennon usually has it attributed to him:

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (km8m2)

The French proverb is elegant and beautiful:

L'homme propose

Dieu dispose

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2018 11:49 PM (e7oj4)

430 Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

I don't suppose the childrens' matinees were among the major earners.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 11:49 PM (Uj/qF)

431
I was just looking at some of Roy Clark's performances. The man was amazing. Here's some clips of his tearing it up, including a couple with a 12-string guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxDQQDF6j0Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIKjOpxO24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrAHHFSVGKc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeGZpxA-Z-o

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 18, 2018 11:50 PM (8O3HH)

432
"Pennsylvania: Pursue Your Happiness"
This was true for the first two months I was here, relaxing. Now it's more like "Delay Your Happiness."


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (txw6d)

You're not liking it there?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

433 How about some Self Control?

https://youtu.be/0JXNrgcB6Kc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:50 PM (y4EGh)

434 Teacher asked Little Johnny "Please use the word 'disaster' in a sentence."

Little Johnny replied "My Aunt Biddy backed up into a fan and it disaster."

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2018 11:51 PM (mk9aG)

435 430 Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

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A large bucket of popcorn in Connnecticut pushed the take into the triple digits.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:51 PM (uSlc8)

436 Anna, that too.

I always chuckle when women use "Gloria" as a feminist anthem. It's about a woman who's delusional.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:52 PM (km8m2)

437 Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

I don't suppose the childrens' matinees were among the major earners.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 18, 2018 11:49 PM (Uj/qF)


Hell of a name though. Woooee. *sucks air through teeth* That name. *winces* Huh.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 18, 2018 11:52 PM (y87Qq)

438 And if your/his doctor can declare him to be incompetent, well, he's not going to alter that Trust in court, thereafter.



Hardball? Damn straight. But it's what you've gotta do.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2018 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

We've been looking into this. In PA, it's not necessarily easy to do. Rightfully so, or people would get up to all kinds of shenanigans.
My brother shouldn't be a problem, though, given his state. My other brother and I will probably be joint guardians.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:52 PM (txw6d)

439 I always chuckle when women use "Gloria" as a feminist anthem. It's about a woman who's delusional.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:52 PM (km8m2)

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It's still better than Copacabana.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (uSlc8)

440 "what the fuck is wrong with people who rack up enormous debts" Debt terrifies me. There's a reckoning coming.

Posted by: gp at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (mk9aG)

441
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 18, 2018 11:48 PM (QzJWU)

Will you do my mom next. She blew through many millions left for me and went into high 6 figure debt. She took a dump on my dad's last will and refuses to take responsibility by selling all her shit which is legally my shit. Oh but she wants to be buried next to him at Arlington, which is in his will.

So advice please sir?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (Mwx8i)

442 437 Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2018 11:54 PM (AyGZp)

443 $126?

Sounds like a movie that will be direct to YouTube. Not even end up in the Wal-Mart $3.74 bin or Red Box.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:54 PM (y4EGh)

444 Cicero, LOL. :-)

your neighbor, wow, that's rough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)

445 437 Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

The NAMBLA unlimited movie pass cost them big...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2018 11:55 PM (AyGZp)

446 Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (Mwx8i)

Your step mom?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 18, 2018 11:55 PM (2DOZq)

447 You're not liking it there?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

It's a temporary stopover that took a very unexpected turn. My mother (the cat) and my younger brother are both going to have to be institutionalized, and the property disposed of in some manner.
My summer vacation plans have been postponed indefinitely.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:55 PM (txw6d)

448
So advice please sir?
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (Mwx8i)

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I take it your dad didn't set up a survivors trust?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:56 PM (uSlc8)

449 Laura had some great tunes and great pipes, too bad she passed away.

With the song Gloria I always think she is a Mobster's moll.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:56 PM (y4EGh)

450 I don't understand why my flick didn't do so much better! Harv Weinstein told me it was the feel-good hit of the summer!!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at August 18, 2018 11:57 PM (km8m2)

451 While I was reading up on cc debt today, I did decide that hubby and I will never retire to CA, LA, WI, CO and a few other states (community property?) where if he opens a card even without me as a co signatory or whatever they call it, I would still be responsible. Oh hell no.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 18, 2018 11:44 PM (RfzVr)

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You really do sound like you have a great handle on this, and are dealing with it in the best way possible.

After you get the quit claim deed executed, you will hold the cards. If he's pushing a move to a bad state, then you'll know.

I am terribly sorry it has become a time where you had to be so protective.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 18, 2018 11:57 PM (I16G8)

452 Anna, LOL.

Both Gloria and Cruel Summer (Bananarama) could be turned into halfway decent movies, I think.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:57 PM (km8m2)

453 Wait what?
My Mom the Cat?

I could be in trouble here. Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:57 PM (y4EGh)

454 The Jean Bonnet Tavern in Bedford, PA is older than some on his list, unless his criteria is "operating continuously under the same name."

Posted by: Bumr50 at August 18, 2018 11:45 PM (SEBYZ)

Yep. I'm pretty sure that there are places in Charleston and St. Augustine that have been serving by the dram, gill, etc. for lo these many years. But I won't inquire, as that would people from Charleston talking about it for the next 500 years....

Posted by: Miklos, 111 miles from Charleston at August 18, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

455 Sooo, the teacher asks the kids to spell the word dictate and use it in a sentence. Nobody put their hand up, so she calls on a boy in the front row and says can you spell the word dictate? The kid thinks about it and says d-i-c-t-a-t-e. Great the teacher says, but can you use it in a sentence? The kid thinks about it and turns to a girl a few rows over and says "hey Louise, tell me, how my dictate last night?"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 18, 2018 11:58 PM (9Om/r)

456 If I could get Mom to use a litter box, we would be one step ahead.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:58 PM (txw6d)

457 Box Office: Kevin Spacey's 'Billionaire Boys Club' Earns Abysmal $126 on Opening Day

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 18, 2018 11:54 PM (AyGZp)

That's a movie? My understanding was that a billion dollars might be Spacey's civil liability to the boys.

Posted by: Miklos, again misinformed, I came to Ace's for the waters at August 19, 2018 12:00 AM (zCyNd)

458 Did I kill the ONT?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 19, 2018 12:00 AM (txw6d)

459 qdpsteve, another of Self Control. Done for Japanese TV

https://youtu.be/gm5F1-kfaJ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:00 AM (y4EGh)

460 449 Laura had some great tunes and great pipes, too bad she passed away.

With the song Gloria I always think she is a Mobster's moll.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 18, 2018 11:56 PM (y4EGh)

--Grew up in Tidewater.

Gloria always reminds me of the hurricane, and the local stations played that to the hilt.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:01 AM (e7oj4)

461 It's a temporary stopover that took a very
unexpected turn. My mother (the cat) and my younger brother are both
going to have to be institutionalized, and the property disposed of in
some manner.
My summer vacation plans have been postponed indefinitely.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 18, 2018 11:55 PM (txw6d)


Oh, I thought that was going to be a somewhat permanent location. Not going to be neighbors after all?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

462 Anna, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:01 AM (km8m2)

463 If it wasn't for the snow and foreign license plates I would think I was watching drivers in Houston.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 19, 2018 12:01 AM (2DOZq)

464 458 Did I kill the ONT?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 19, 2018 12:00 AM (txw6d)

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It was having severe shortness of breath for a while.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2018 12:02 AM (uSlc8)

465 With NY's Lotto, you can buy, with a credit card, a year's worth of your favorite number(s). Just in case you're forgetful.

Posted by: RickZ at August 18, 2018 11:48 PM (8lsuS)

You spelled "EBT card" wrong.

Posted by: Miklos, saw it at the store today at August 19, 2018 12:03 AM (zCyNd)

466 It was almost 10 years ago that we had our last lesson in financial misadventure, and it sure didn't take long for people to forget it, and resume building debt.

Remember Hank Paulson couldn't find his own ass with his hands, on TV every morning for weeks, DJIA gyrating 10% every day? Of course, he came out of it about $160M richer.

$1.5T money market redemptions in one afternoon. Freeze up of interbank overnight transactions. A wild rush for liquidity. But here we are again with record debt in govt, business, household, broker margin.

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2018 12:03 AM (mk9aG)

467 Oh, I thought that was going to be a somewhat permanent location. Not going to be neighbors after all?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 12:01 AM (9Om/r)

For awhile, we will.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 19, 2018 12:03 AM (txw6d)

468 Jim
Sunk New Dawn

I do believe he has been exhibiting dementia/alzheimer's symptons for a couple years. His dad died of it. But at this point it is only evident to a person as close as I am. I remember when his father began to fail and it was years before anyone else realized there was anything wrong with him. Right now, he would seem quite competent to any judge. But I am planning on the sale of the ammo, the books and the *extra* guns.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:03 AM (RfzVr)

469 "Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 18, 2018 11:40 PM (km8m2)


Beautiful Boy ...
A song for their son, Sean ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 12:03 AM (AoK0a)

470 ...So advice please sir?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (Mwx8i)




Sadly, your mother's actions moot any such advice I might've otherwise offered. Advice, after the fact, would be less than ineffectual.

You've been robbed, amigo, in a manner that'd make Bernie Madoff proud.

I think the only satisfaction you might find, is if that telescope is mounted to a 6.5 Creedmore, and let 'er rip.

Sure, you'll get the needle or life without parole... I can't help you there, either.

The previous two paragraphs WERE intended as dark-humor therapy, by the way.

If you're ever in my company, I'm buying the first round.

And yes... DO get with a Wills and Trusts attorney, even now. Whatever can be salvaged, will be salvaged ONLY by a Board Certified W's&T's lawyer.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

471 "how my dictate last night?" I LOLed!

Posted by: gp at August 19, 2018 12:04 AM (mk9aG)

472 Heard on the radio tonight about a a cruise next year. Bunch of bands like Berlin and The Fix are supposed to be performing.

Sounds like a more Horde worthy endeavour than sending Capt Bill scuppering off the Lipo Deck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:08 AM (y4EGh)

473 Miley - wanna trade problems? I think my hubby would like it. You too. IYKWIMAITTYD

;-D

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:08 AM (RfzVr)

474 I don't understand why my flick didn't do so much better! Harv Weinstein told me it was the feel-[strike]good[/strike]up hit of the summer!!

Posted by: Kevin Spacey at August 18, 2018 11:57 PM (km8m2)


Fixed for accuracy you molesting freak.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 12:09 AM (8lsuS)

475 Shit, that didn't work.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 12:09 AM (8lsuS)

476
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 12:04 AM (QzJWU)

Thanks Jim. You are good people.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 19, 2018 12:10 AM (3zt5o)

477 Been about 8 years and I don't see any relief in sight.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 18, 2018 09:50 PM (NWiLs)

---
piker, i've been well over that before, and am well over it naow too, which stretch is likely to extend until the day i die. and that's while living with someone.

wanna compare shitty stories?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2018 12:11 AM (OaNFX)

478 Miley - wanna trade problems? I think my hubby would like it. You too. IYKWIMAITTYD

;-D
Posted by: cfo mom


Is this the swingers thread?

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:11 AM (kG2lj)

479 ...Thanks Jim. You are good people.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 19, 2018 12:10 AM (3zt5o)



Dammit! Shuddup!

I gotz a reputation to live down to, here!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

480 Is this the swingers thread?

With backyard lesbians too...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2018 12:12 AM (AyGZp)

481 The neighbors are having a party. Music is mostly in 3/4 time. Anyone care to guess what language the lyrics are?

Hint: not Japanese.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 12:12 AM (IcT7t)

482 X-Ray: It's "The Big Chill," Horde Edition. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:12 AM (km8m2)

483 448
So advice please sir?
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (Mwx8i)

--------

I take it your dad didn't set up a survivors trust?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:56 PM (uSlc

He literally put 100% trust and all power with her. She didn't even wait until his body was cold.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 19, 2018 12:13 AM (3zt5o)

484 3/4 time? Waltz? Austrian?

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:14 AM (RfzVr)

485 I posted at FB earlier today...

*****

I can go for months and months, and then... BAM!!

Big Mac Craving.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:15 AM (km8m2)

486 The neighbors are having a party. Music is mostly in 3/4 time. Anyone care to guess what language the lyrics are?----

So it's Polka music. Swedish?

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:15 AM (kG2lj)

487 Time for the old folk.

Prayers for you, cfomom, may your situation resolve to your benefit.


And let me give thanks again for my ginger who has been by my side these 52 years.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 19, 2018 12:15 AM (S/hVx)

488 @ El Whiteo Trasho...


Does it sound like German Polka being played on Stolen Instruments?

Yeah, thought so. Tejano music.



Jeeem
La Sunko Nueva Dawno
Galveston, Tejas

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 12:15 AM (QzJWU)

489 He had a heart attack. In the doctors office. BTW.. any updates on CB?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 18, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)


...................
Oh wow. I was just thinking about him tonight as I haven't seen him on here for awhile. He was kind so kind in Vegas at the meet up to give me a ride back to my Hotel. Hope all goes well

Posted by: Molly k. at August 19, 2018 12:16 AM (35CPf)

490 Please qdpsteve... had to sit through a bunch of local 'independent; films at a festival. One was a direct rip off of The Big Chill. I just wanted to blow up the theater after that... The only 'interesting' film of the whole lot was about three rednecks who stumble into a cougar's divorce party.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:16 AM (y4EGh)

491 483 448
So advice please sir?
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 18, 2018 11:53 PM (Mwx8i)

--------

I take it your dad didn't set up a survivors trust?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2018 11:56 PM (uSlc

He literally put 100% trust and all power with her. She didn't even wait until his body was cold.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 19, 2018 12:13 AM (3zt5o)

There were spend thrift clauses and not living beyond your means and the principal plus going to me at a certain age. But she persisted and lied. And we all know contracts aren't valid anymore and certain castes of people aren't held accountable or face consequences for anything.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 19, 2018 12:17 AM (3zt5o)

492 The neighbors are having a party. Music is mostly in 3/4 time. Anyone care to guess what language the lyrics are?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 12:12 AM (IcT7t)


Is it Fade Into You? I hope it's Fade Into You. I love that song.

*goes digging for capo & tuner*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 12:18 AM (y87Qq)

493 The only 'interesting' film of the whole lot was about three rednecks who stumble into a cougar's divorce party.

I could watch that.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2018 12:19 AM (Uj/qF)

494 One was a direct rip off of The Big Chill.

To be fair, The Bill Chill was a ripoff of The Secaucus Seven Samurai.

Posted by: Miklos, non-cineaste at August 19, 2018 12:20 AM (zCyNd)

495 *goes digging for capo & tuner*
Posted by: hogmartin


Why do you need a Mob boss and a jap racing car?

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:20 AM (kG2lj)

496 472 Heard on the radio tonight about a a cruise next year. Bunch of bands like Berlin and The Fix are supposed to be performing.

Sounds like a more Horde worthy endeavour than sending Capt Bill scuppering off the Lipo Deck.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:08 AM (y4EGh)

--Jeez, it's The Fixx.

Get with it, sister.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:21 AM (e7oj4)

497 Anna, LOL.

I watched The Big Chill on cable way back in the 1980s, and most movies I saw back then, I liked. Not so with TBC, it came off to me as hopelessly narcissistic and elitist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:21 AM (km8m2)

498 Reporters cant be bothered to double check anything. The Placido Domingo song being played is "Di Quella Pira" from "Il Trovatore", not "La Traviata", version clocks in at under two minutes, not four.
Yeah, I know its the equivalent of the "Live long and prosper-- Han Solo" quotes that show a picture of the cast of Firefly, but still...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yak259gd

Posted by: Taft at August 19, 2018 12:21 AM (P5FpR)

499 Why do you need a Mob boss and a jap racing car?
Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:20 AM (kG2lj)


Need? Need's got nothing to do with it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 12:21 AM (y87Qq)

500 CFO Mom, QDPSteve has the right of it about priority/secured/unsecured debt in a bankruptcy.

Another resource to look at is Dave Ramsey. He is something of a cheerleader, but a lot of people need encouragement peppered with direction and someone willing to tell you "that was as dumb as what I did".


I took an ex girlfriend to one of his stadium presentations once upon a time, and I found it useful. She had all the debt and couldn't get over the hump to do something about it, but I found it very useful.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 12:21 AM (2K6fY)

501
Wussians...

Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at August 19, 2018 12:22 AM (/Y+z7)

502 Fuck.

So I got the official go ahead and move in date for the apartment yesterday and I just left notice on the desk of the personnel manager.

Now I just got to finalize some shit with the mover and I'll be ready to leave San Antonio and head back to the Rio Grande Valley.

Another move four months after the last one.

I'm so angry. I've been angry for weeks. I'm so fucking tired of being angry. Well, mostly tired of getting fucked over, but also tired of the anger.

The hardest fucking you will ever receive us from your own family. Don't ever trust them.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2018 12:22 AM (DKWPF)

503 Fun obscure fact:

One of the executive producers of The Big Chill was Johnny Carson.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:22 AM (km8m2)

504 Miley - wanna trade problems? I think my hubby would like it. You too. IYKWIMAITTYD

;-D


Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:08 AM (RfzVr)

No way! I've never had to deal with a spendthrift. NOT a life experience I'm looking to collect, cfo mom. So sorry to hear about this.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 19, 2018 12:22 AM (txw6d)

505 The neighbors are having a party. Music is mostly in 3/4 time.

CULTURAL SENSITIVITY ALERT

A "Polok" is a male Pole.

A "Polka" is a female Pole.

Posted by: Miklos, using high school Polish at August 19, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)

506 Always envied Blaster for meeting Reagan and shaking his hand.

Posted by: roamingfirehydrant at August 19, 2018 12:23 AM (THS4q)

507 Kindltot, thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:23 AM (km8m2)

508 Hmm. Wife-swapping thread!

I'm into that!

I'd trade my ex-wife for a zero turn riding mower.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 12:24 AM (w6Kq8)

509 I watched The Big Chill on cable way back in the 1980s, and most movies I saw back then, I liked. Not so with TBC, it came off to me as hopelessly narcissistic and elitist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:21 AM (km8m2)

--TBC, like Forrest Gump, is Boomer circle-jerking.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:24 AM (e7oj4)

510 hello world
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Hello, BC ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 12:25 AM (AoK0a)

511 logprof, yup. Although at least Forrest Gump has a conservative message at the heart of it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:26 AM (km8m2)

512 Hmm. Wife-swapping thread!

Could we swap out the wife thread?

Posted by: Miklos, with only the most basic hand and linguistic tools at August 19, 2018 12:26 AM (zCyNd)

513 * scans ONT *
Not enough Slavness. Behold, vodka-cooled PC!

https://youtu.be/IYTJfLyo_vE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:26 AM (fA1SL)

514 Jim
Sunk New Dawn

You jogged my memory!! Hubby and I each have a valid POA for financials over each other. I can get any info I need and take any steps I need to without a huge hassle. A bit of relief.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:26 AM (RfzVr)

515 Qdpsteve, yeah The Big Chill was really about gloomy navel gazing. So was this indie movie that guess what centered around dinner.

I could not remember if there was two 'X's so opted for the conventional spelling.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:27 AM (y4EGh)

516
Heard on the radio tonight about a a cruise next year. Bunch of bands like Berlin and The Fix are supposed to be performing.

Sounds like a more Horde worthy endeavour than sending Capt Bill scuppering off the Lipo Deck.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:08 AM (y4EGh)


I do a metal cruise every year. 60 metal bands. Great frigging cruise. One year we actually drank the ship dry before it left the port, and was delayed while it was being restocked. Think of that shit. Devastated a cruise ship's booze inventory in 5 hours.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 12:27 AM (9Om/r)

517 The hardest fucking you will ever receive us from your own family. Don't ever trust them.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2018 12:22 AM (DKWPF)


{Sagely nods}

Been there, done that, got the bankruptcy papers to prove it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 12:27 AM (8lsuS)

518 Not enough Slavness. Behold, vodka-cooled PC!

Cooled, or fueled?

Posted by: Miklos, with galss of vintage Soviet de-icing fluid in hand at August 19, 2018 12:28 AM (zCyNd)

519 I'd trade my ex-wife for a zero turn riding mower.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 12:24 AM (w6Kq

I have the hots for a sweet little Roomba.

Posted by: zero turn riding mower at August 19, 2018 12:28 AM (txw6d)

520 Mandatory: "Gump"

https://youtu.be/hQwWaWFjd0Y

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:28 AM (e7oj4)

521 Hey Emperor Palpatine,

Post #121. Spaciba.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:28 AM (y4EGh)

522 Is it Fade Into You? I hope it's Fade Into You. I love that song.



*goes digging for capo tuner*



Might be, can't tell what song since none of them are in English.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 12:28 AM (IcT7t)

523 The Big Chill meets the Symbionese Liberation Army.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 12:28 AM (RuIsu)

524 518. Yes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:29 AM (fA1SL)

525 Anna, ever get to see Beatriz At Dinner? It came out last year, I believe. John Lithgow as an Orange County real estate developer/Trump clone.

OMG, talk about a shrieking miserable SJW film. Even a lot of liberal film reviewers found it difficult to get through, from what I recall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:29 AM (km8m2)

526 LOL

Drank a cruise ship dry. Isaac the Bartender was not amused.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:30 AM (y4EGh)

527 Burger Chef, LOL.

What I would have liked is for the house in The Big Chill to end up like the Poltergeist house ultimately did.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 12:30 AM (km8m2)

528 I'd trade my ex-wife for a zero turn riding mower.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'll trade the ex for a bottle of Jameson whiskey. Or a glass of water.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:31 AM (kG2lj)

529 ...
You jogged my memory!! Hubby and I each have a valid POA for financials over each other. I can get any info I need and take any steps I need to without a huge hassle. A bit of relief.


Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:26 AM (RfzVr)




Happy I could be of some help.

Now then. MONDAY, FIRST... file a revocation of YOUR PoA to him, STAT!

Do that before you do ANY thing else!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

530 521. Pozhaluista.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)

531 I am thankful to have missed that film. Lithgow's shining role was in The World According to Garp. Or was it in Buckaroo Banzai Through the Eight and a Half Dimensions? Most serious role was in 2010.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:32 AM (y4EGh)

532 I could not remember if there was two 'X's
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:27 AM (y4EGh)


Erm... I identify as XY.

What were we talking about again?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 12:32 AM (y87Qq)

533 Devastated a cruise ship's booze inventory in 5 hours.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 12:27 AM (9Om/r)

Dammit, you bastard. Where were you when I had a half million half-liter bottles of slightly off-market Stoli to unload?

Posted by: Miklos, no Five Year Planner he at August 19, 2018 12:33 AM (zCyNd)

534 526 LOL

Drank a cruise ship dry. Isaac the Bartender was not amused.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:30 AM (y4EGh)

--A true 'Ette, through and through.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:34 AM (e7oj4)

535 My sympathies Robert. I am sick of putting up with ass#@les just because we share DNA.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:34 AM (RfzVr)

536 drunk on fear bakenekos?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:35 AM (y4EGh)

537 Anna, you are forgetting his star turn as Dragon Poo, formerly the late Lord Farquaad.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2018 12:35 AM (PeqkN)

538 535 My sympathies Robert. I am sick of putting up with ass#@les just because we share DNA.
Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:34 AM (RfzVr)

--Thank dog I have strong family. Hell, right now, *I'm* the weak link. My wife's family, OTOH, is mostly the shits.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:37 AM (e7oj4)

539 Teh Horde cries out, saying, How we can make party?'
And Palpatine answers, 'How you cannot make party?'

https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:37 AM (fA1SL)

540 Isaac the Bartender was not amused.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:30 AM (y4EGh)

....

I have an autographed picture of Isaac (Ted Lange) behind the bar at work!

He came in the bar about 20 years ago. Actually a very cool guy! Good tipper too!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 12:37 AM (w6Kq8)

541 I do a metal cruise every year. 60 metal bands. Great frigging cruise. One year we actually drank the ship dry before it left the port, and was delayed while it was being restocked. Think of that shit. Devastated a cruise ship's booze inventory in 5 hours.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 12:27 AM (9Om/r)


I was at the Ireland-Italy World Cup group stage match at the Meadowlands in 1994; it was one of those hazy 85 degree/85% humidity days. There were about 70,000 Irish and 5,000 Italian fans (strictly going by shirt color as the stands were a sea of green with little islands of blue). The Irish drank Giants Stadium dry by the end of halftime.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 12:37 AM (8lsuS)

542 528 I'd trade my ex-wife for a zero turn riding mower.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'll trade the ex for a bottle of Jameson whiskey. Or a glass of water.
Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:31 AM (kG2lj)

A little over a year after I got divorced my ex's new guy calls me and says she's drunk and acting crazy, what should he do, I laughed and said she's you problem now and hung up the phone. Then enjoyed the rest of the evening with the woman that is now my wife.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at August 19, 2018 12:38 AM (Rz2Nc)

543
LOL

Drank a cruise ship dry. Isaac the Bartender was not amused.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:30 AM (y4EGh)


The captain was, lol. Seriously, I talked to the captain one year. He said it was his favorite cruise. No fights, nobody complaining, nobody in the brig, break all booze records, and everybody has a good time. This is one of the bigger Royal Caribbean ships. Even the crew has a blast, because they don't have to be prim and proper to impress rich old foggies, so they can cut loose. They actually volunteer for that cruise.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 12:39 AM (9Om/r)

544 Anna, ever get to see Beatriz At Dinner?


I never even got Dinner with Andre.

Posted by: Miklos, slighlty better looking than Wallace Shawn at August 19, 2018 12:39 AM (zCyNd)

545

Have the backyard door open, but so far none of the neighborhood kitties have come by. It's a gorgeous evening with lovely half moon, I guess they are all out hunting or getting some pussy...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 19, 2018 12:40 AM (AyGZp)

546 Beserker that does sound like a blast of fun. I pity any pirates who decide to attack that cruise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:41 AM (y4EGh)

547 528 I'd trade my ex-wife for a zero turn riding mower.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

I'll trade the ex for a bottle of Jameson whiskey. Or a glass of water.
Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:31 AM (kG2lj)

....

My ex-wife was not that bad, except when she was messed up.

It's really more about the yard.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 12:41 AM (w6Kq8)

548 I pity any pirates who decide to attack that cruise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:41 AM (y4EGh)

Somalis do tend to draw attention.

Posted by: Miklos, one leg pegged at August 19, 2018 12:42 AM (zCyNd)

549 Good night all. Thank you.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 19, 2018 12:42 AM (RfzVr)

550 @ cf0_mom: it's well past beer thirty, and may yet find the poast Senor Jeem is referring to, but, jes, if you need firearm info, valuation, etc, i'm one of your moronberries for that sort of shit.

my nick AT moronhorde DOT com

answer will come within #twoweeks

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2018 12:43 AM (OaNFX)

551 . One was a direct rip off of The Big Chill. I just wanted to blow up the theater after that... The only 'interesting' film of the whole lot was about three rednecks who stumble into a cougar's divorce party.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---------------

But, but...The Big Chill was a rip-off of 'Return of the Secaucus 7'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2018 12:43 AM (CDGwz)

552 Off to sleep a bit. Got a long drive tomorrow, for picking up Angel, who's got my superior Kalashnikov platform, to bring them both to Best Virginia, for avoiding Texas summer heat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:44 AM (fA1SL)

553 My ex-wife was not that bad, except when she was messed up.

It's really more about the yard.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


So a bush vs hardwood problem?

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:44 AM (kG2lj)

554 Good night, cfo mom.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 12:46 AM (y87Qq)

555 Oyasumi

https://youtu.be/-xE6nONHbV4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 19, 2018 12:46 AM (y4EGh)

556 Hey y'all.

Sitting here on the porch. Gorgeous night.

Except for the mosquitoes.

Hopefully the kids will get home at a decent hour.

Don't mind watching the g-babies, but even Gammy needs her sleep.

Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2018 12:46 AM (jS2zB)

557 Restful Dreams, cfo mom!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

558 moronberries
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2018 12:43 AM (OaNFX)


This is the most terrifying name for a breakfast cereal I've heard in the last five, maybe ten minutes, at least.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 12:48 AM (y87Qq)

559 A "Polka" is a female Pole.
Posted by: Miklos, using high school Polish at August 19, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)



And what is the plural? Polsczyn?


Rowr.


https://youtu.be/Osv-qXkhp-Y

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 12:48 AM (2K6fY)

560 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:44 AM (fA1SL)

Not for forget: To bring private distillation apparatus. Is now season.


Angels not always think about such.

Posted by: Miklos, Perpetual Palinka Person at August 19, 2018 12:48 AM (zCyNd)

561 'night, Anna.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 12:48 AM (y87Qq)

562 539 Teh Horde cries out, saying, How we can make party?'
And Palpatine answers, 'How you cannot make party?'

https://youtu.be/GMp5AR_aLWI
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:37 AM (fA1SL)

--Oh, and this never gets old:

An Uncle Palp/logprof collaboration:

Play this vid on mute:

https://youtu.be/AN3uhImuy6E

With this music:

https://youtu.be/4wJUSq41F_g

You're welcome!!!

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:49 AM (e7oj4)

563 A piece up on Twitchy right now includes a short segment from an old Atlantic article published back in 1932. The article is either about Hitler, or includes a segment on him. And one of the article's complaints about Hitler is that he's too much like Ghandi.

/lol

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 12:50 AM (5SOlO)

564 So a bush vs hardwood problem?

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 12:44 AM

....

Heh.

The difference between dealing with the wife and dealing with the lawn?

The lawn isn't a problem half of the year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 12:51 AM (w6Kq8)

565 555. In this world, there are two kinds of weebs - them as digs canals, and them as go Hiwi for to dragoon them as digw canals. Choose ye therefore this day & etc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 12:51 AM (fA1SL)

566 Sitting here on the porch. Gorgeous night.
-------

Mars should be clearly visible. From IL...SSE a bit, about 30 deg. of elevation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2018 12:54 AM (xSo9G)

567 565 555

Aye and the Blackbirders, paid they did.

Posted by: Miklos, flew across the Pacific, but never visited at August 19, 2018 12:54 AM (zCyNd)

568 563 A piece up on Twitchy right now includes a short segment from an old Atlantic article published back in 1932. The article is either about Hitler, or includes a segment on him. And one of the article's complaints about Hitler is that he's too much like Ghandi.

/lol
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 12:50 AM (5SOlO)

--The leftoids creamed for either Hitler, Stalin, or Mussolini back in the day.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 12:55 AM (e7oj4)

569 Alice Francis is OK, I find myself drawn to Earl

https://youtu.be/NJd_sGQwc_8

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 12:59 AM (2K6fY)

570 I'm watching a show on catching giant yellowfin tuna, and I can't help but see obvious political parallels.

The fisherman invests in a boat, fuel, tackle, bait, studies the habits of the tuna, develops strategies, hooks the tuna and begins to reel in his reward.....then a bunch of garbage-eating ghetto sharks come in and take everything he has worked for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:01 AM (w6Kq8)

571 Alice Francis is OK, I find myself drawn to Earl

https://youtu.be/NJd_sGQwc_8

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 12:59 AM (2K6fY)

Is there a Duke thereof?

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at August 19, 2018 01:01 AM (zCyNd)

572 calm mentor ... I saw a test post ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:02 AM (AoK0a)

573 logprof and others, as long as we're talking WW1&2 history...

Wasn't one of the first things Hitler did when he got elected in Germany, that he suspended reparation payments to the rest of Europe? And wasn't there any pushback from France, the UK and others about that? Or were they just relieved that Germany seemed to be 'stabilizing itself' somewhat?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:03 AM (km8m2)

574 .then a bunch of garbage-eating ghetto sharks come in and take everything he has worked for.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:01 AM (w6Kq

You could even write a story about that....Jose!!! Mojitos!!!!

Posted by: Papa "Miklos" Hemingway at August 19, 2018 01:03 AM (zCyNd)

575 @573 Wasn't one of the first things Hitler did when he got elected in Germany, that he suspended reparation payments to the rest of Europe? And wasn't there any pushback from France, the UK and others about that? Or were they just relieved that Germany seemed to be 'stabilizing itself' somewhat?
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I'd have to double-check, but iirc the reparations got paid off under the Weimar Republic. The reparations were why inflation had gone nuts in Germany, and my recollection is that both the reparations had been paid off, and the inflation brought safely under control before the Nazis took power.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (Gx4FN)

576 Mars should be clearly visible. From IL...SSE a bit, about 30 deg. of elevation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2018 12:54 AM (xSo9G)


I kind of wish I knew the first thing about gun-laying commands. I'd say shit like 'azimuth' and 'rounds in effect'. But, I got nothin'. And too many trees to the south to see much from my porch.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (y87Qq)

577 You could even write a story about that....Jose!!! Mojitos!!!!

Posted by: Papa "Miklos" Hemingway at August 19, 2018 01:03 AM (zCyNd)

....

Huh.

You know, I never really thought of The Old Man and the Sea as a repudiation of socialism.

But now that you mention it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (w6Kq8)

578 Test

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 19, 2018 01:07 AM (I16G8)

579 Shostakovich - Waltz #2. Perhaps, easily, the third-best waltz of all time. Sigh....memories.

https://youtu.be/mmCnQDUSO4I

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:07 AM (fA1SL)

580 junior, didn't know that. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:07 AM (km8m2)

581 But, I got nothin'. And too many trees to the south to see much from my porch.
Posted by: hogmartin
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At my location, azimuth would be 180 deg.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2018 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

582 Hoisted a draft at Laffites back in '88. Might have ducked into into The Horse You Road In On during a pub crawl in Fell's Point. Will have to add the rest to the bucket list...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 19, 2018 01:09 AM (bzqZP)

583 calm mentor ... I saw a test post ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:02 AM (AoK0a)

--------

Thanks, Adrianne. Was switching to a Verizon cell phone hot spot, and got in a range banned IP. Seems to be better now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 19, 2018 01:11 AM (I16G8)

584 I kind of wish I knew the first thing about gun-laying commands. I'd say shit like 'azimuth' and 'rounds in effect'. But, I got nothin'. And too many trees to the south to see much from my porch.
Posted by: hog martin


DON'T SHOOT AT MARS!!!!!

Marvin can shoot back & he has a bigger gun ...

Posted by: Adriane the Astronomy Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)

585 SMR X factor TV show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVKymcmIMU

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 01:12 AM (kG2lj)

586 I just went to ace.mu.nu and got the strangest red screen with a warning that "the site may contain viruses." Odd. Now it's back. Did this happen to anyone else? Is Google trying to "shadow" censor the site or something? WTF?

Posted by: Tom559 at August 19, 2018 01:12 AM (OwC2e)

587 the inflation brought safely under control before the Nazis took power.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (Gx4FN)

No. The reparations were based on gold standard apart from the domestic currencies of Germany or Austria (which also had reparations). The hyperinflation in both countries was not a result of making payments to the victors.

However, Keynes argued against any reparations, as he considered that any long term national debt would destroy any economy, and lead to nasty social/political consequences.

Ask any Keynesian about that today, and....

Posted by: Miklos, an actual non-Keynesian economist at August 19, 2018 01:12 AM (zCyNd)

588 Wasn't one of the first things Hitler did when he got elected in Germany, that he suspended reparation payments to the rest of Europe? And wasn't there any pushback from France, the UK and others about that? Or were they just relieved that Germany seemed to be 'stabilizing itself' somewhat?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:03 AM (km8m2)

--The Second Thirty Years' War (like the First) is way too complex to distill in a comment.

But, hmm, the reparations issue has parallels . . . like immigration . . . hey, let's do nothing and maybe it'll go away, instead of get worse.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:12 AM (e7oj4)

589 Huh.

You know, I never really thought of The Old Man and the Sea as a repudiation of socialism.

But now that you mention it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (w6Kq

--Read in 8th grade, with no mention of political implications.

Maybe should crack it again.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:14 AM (e7oj4)

590 DON'T SHOOT AT MARS!!!!!
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Yeah, well, god of war, so probably a bad idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (xSo9G)

591 585. Crimson-haired maiden of Slavic Master Race performs music of veak, effeminate veshterners in perfect manner. Is not surprise.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (fA1SL)

592 You know, I never really thought of The Old Man and the Sea as a repudiation of socialism.

But now that you mention it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (w6Kq

In today's schools, all stories are taught as left wing morality tales, despite the clear meaning, or even the authors' own repudiation. At the end, one is left with the cold comfort that the left always eats its own.

Posted by: Miklos, an actual non-Keynesian economist at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (zCyNd)

593 DON'T SHOOT AT MARS!!!!!

Marvin can shoot back & he has a bigger gun ...
Posted by: Adriane the Astronomy Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)


Well what do I shoot then? The moon? I have to shoot something.

Posted by: hogmartin (subcritical) at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (y87Qq)

594 Maybe should crack it again.
Posted by: logprof
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Also, 'The Little Red Hen'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2018 01:17 AM (xSo9G)

595 Off to the snoozer with me, now.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 19, 2018 01:18 AM (QzJWU)

596 Green Eggs and No Ham: The Venezuela Story

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 19, 2018 01:18 AM (uSlc8)

597 @588 like immigration . . .
-----------------

Speaking of immigration...

I find it amusing that the reason why today's big ICE story got picked up (the guy taking his pregnant wife to the hospital) is because *Mexico* wants him back.

Due to the outstanding murder warrant, of course, and not because they actually like the guy.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:19 AM (Gx4FN)

598 Well what do I shoot then? The moon?
Posted by: hogmartin (subcritical) at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (y87Qq)


I wonder if I can find my Voodoo Glow Skulls CDs now.

(no, probably not)

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:19 AM (y87Qq)

599

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey admitted during an interview with CNN reporter Brian Stelter that Twitter has a "left-leaning" bias, suggested that they do "shadow ban" people, and said that he has not done enough to implement his own "personal objectives" at Twitter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2018 01:19 AM (IqV8l)

600 (586) I delete anything downloaded lately, run Windows virus scan, it goes away. Don't send them you credit card. It's likely Pootin's buddies.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:19 AM (RuIsu)

601 In today's schools, all stories are taught as left wing morality tales, despite the clear meaning, or even the authors' own repudiation. At the end, one is left with the cold comfort that the left always eats its own.
Posted by: Miklos, an actual non-Keynesian economist at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (zCyNd)

--In eighth grade, read Animal Farm, required reading in class.

But then it was during the Cold War, so maybe now the leftards have breathing space and can say "Well, it just wasn't done the right way."

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM (e7oj4)

602 --Read in 8th grade, with no mention of political implications.

Maybe should crack it again.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:14 AM (e7oj4)

.....

I always took it as more of an allegory of the hopelessness of man's condition and ambition with sight religious overtones of "born to die" in a sacrificial fashion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM (w6Kq8)

603 @593
Well what do I shoot then? The moon? I have to shoot something.
---------------------

Do you have a portal gun?

If so, then you can actually shoot the moon. But I *really* don't recommend it.

Vacuum sucks. Literally.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM (Gx4FN)

604 Don't send them you credit card.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:19 AM (RuIsu)


Whoa there. Let's not be too hasty. It's probably legit.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM (y87Qq)

605 600. Is absurd, your fears. Why you not trust friends of beneficent, virile leader of SMR?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:21 AM (fA1SL)

606 Well what do I shoot then? The moon? I have to shoot something.

Posted by: hogmartin (subcritical) at August 19, 2018 01:16 AM (y87Qq)

In New Orleans they used to celebrate by shooting at the Superdome (don't have to be a good shot).

Posted by: Miklos, roof service life expert at August 19, 2018 01:21 AM (zCyNd)

607 I agree with the do not shoot at Mars thing. Mick Mars is the one member of Motley Crue who does not annoy the ever-lovin' fuck out of me.

He is the one real talent in that shitstorm of chlamydia, needle drugs and horrific domestic lives.


I fucking hate Motley Crue. Except for Mick. As I mentioned. Above.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 19, 2018 01:21 AM (EhZNT)

608 If so, then you can actually shoot the moon. But I *really* don't recommend it.
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM (Gx4FN)


Well, we do what we must. Because we can.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:22 AM (y87Qq)

609 WHERE IS THE CATASTROPHIC BOOM?

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 19, 2018 01:23 AM (EhZNT)

610 606. Fortunately, the fellahs favor veak, vomanish .380 & 9mm handguns, unable to master superior Fist of SMR. For this, all police should give thanks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:24 AM (fA1SL)

611 (604) Yeah, yer right. I get judgemental when I miss my nap(s) sometimes. Get a fax # and send a birth certificate.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:24 AM (RuIsu)

612 Well what do I shoot then? The moon? I have to shoot something.

Write a song and have it shoot to number 1 ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:24 AM (AoK0a)

613 Only drive in Russia or Eastern Europe if you are driving a tank.

Don't have to worry about the Ruskies invading Western Europ; 2/3 of them will have wrecked themselves before getting to the border.

Why is it anyone outside of North America cannot drive worth shit.

Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:26 AM (QMwOT)

614 Well what do I shoot then? The moon? I have to shoot something.

Grab a Nikon camera and shoot a photograph ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:26 AM (AoK0a)

615 I'd have to double-check, but iirc the reparations got paid off under the Weimar Republic. The reparations were why inflation had gone nuts in Germany, and my recollection is that both the reparations had been paid off, and the inflation brought safely under control before the Nazis took power.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:06 AM (Gx4FN)


I remember reading a short time ago that Germany's reparations to France under the Versailles Treaty weren't paid off until the mid-1980s (which was around the date stipulated in the Treaty). Hitler stopped paying reparations and used that money in rebuilding Germany's military.

One of Hitler's complaints in getting elected was The Versailles Treaty as a whole and the issue of reparations for starting the war in particular. IMAO, Germany was right to feel unfairly blamed for starting the war. That doesn't excuse the atrocities Germany committed in Belgium and elsewhere during the war, but I never thought Germany started it.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 01:27 AM (8lsuS)

616 All right, apparently I have to use the shitty wifi at this dump of a side of the road motel I live in. WTF? Trolls must have used the hell out of Verizon hotspot IP s in the past.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (I16G8)

617 Grab a Nikon camera and shoot a photograph ?
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:26 AM (AoK0a)


Should I shoot food? I need food badly.

Posted by: hogmartin never actually played Gauntlet at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (y87Qq)

618 613 Only drive in Russia or Eastern Europe if you are driving a tank.

Don't have to worry about the Ruskies invading Western Europ; 2/3 of them will have wrecked themselves before getting to the border.

Why is it anyone outside of North America cannot drive worth shit.
Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:26 AM (QMwOT)

--More important question is why do we still have tens of thousands of Americans defending the Fulda Gap?

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (e7oj4)

619 --In eighth grade, read Animal Farm, required reading in class.

But then it was during the Cold War, so maybe now the leftards have breathing space and can say "Well, it just wasn't done the right way."

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM

.....

Yes, we read,among other things, in middle school 1984, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, To Kill a Mockingbird, and The Veldt.

Then parents switched me to a public high school and my teachers had me reading On The Road by Jack Kerouac, a bunch of Flannery O'Conner bullshit, Toni Morrison and Maya Angelou.

Just what a testosterone-riddled teenaged male wants to read.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (w6Kq8)

620 Well what do I shoot then? The moon? I have to shoot something.

Grab a kite and we'll shoot the breeze ?

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:30 AM (AoK0a)

621 If so, then you can actually shoot the moon. But I *really* don't recommend it.
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:20 AM (Gx4FN)

Well, we do what we must. Because we can.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:22 AM (y87Qq

And the circle is complete. IMAO with Frank J was the place I frequented before the HQ, shit, many, many years ago.

Nuke the moon. Not blow it up. that's absurd. But send a nuke to the moon and detonate it. That would show the bad guys that we are still the best fucking nation on earth.


Fuck. I am OD-ing on beer and metal music. Don't mind me.


*caught in a mosh*

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 19, 2018 01:30 AM (EhZNT)

622 @615 I remember reading a short time ago that Germany's reparations to France under the Versailles Treaty weren't paid off until the mid-1980s (which was around the date stipulated in the Treaty). Hitler stopped paying reparations and used that money in rebuilding Germany's military.
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I glanced at a Wiki article on the subject after posting the above (warning - Wiki). It stated that the reparations themselves were paid off in 1932 (due in part to some renegotiations), but that money was borrowed during the course of making the payments. Those loans were then paid off in the '90s (there was a post-WW2 agreement that the loans didn't need to be paid until Germany was reunited).

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:30 AM (Gx4FN)

623 --In eighth grade, read Animal Farm, required reading in class.

Logprof-

With recent experience, I am not sure what percentage of 8th graders read at Animal Farm level.

Then again, 13 year olds deal with each other on an Animal Farm hierarchical system too.

Posted by: Miklos, who read Pravda, but wrote for Newsweek at August 19, 2018 01:32 AM (zCyNd)

624 "I know why the caged bird sings"

Yeah? So f'n what. Everybody knows that. It's a bird. Says so right there. Next?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:32 AM (RuIsu)

625 --More important question is why do we still have tens of thousands of Americans defending the Fulda Gap?
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (e7oj4)


I think we are doing it for Merkel. She is rightfully concerned that Germans might escape.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 01:33 AM (2K6fY)

626 Should I shoot food? I need food badly.
Posted by: hogmartin never actually played Gauntlet


You get the watermelon, I'll get an oversized rain coat ...

Posted by: Adriane the Gallagher Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:33 AM (AoK0a)

627 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (w6Kq

--Flannery O'Connor got you some stealth conservatism, my brother. Disparage her not.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:34 AM (e7oj4)

628 why do we still have tens of thousands of Americans defending the Fulda Gap?

So the Russkies don't steal our blue jeans and polo shirts, duh!

Posted by: Adriane the Ralph Loren Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:35 AM (AoK0a)

629
"I know why the caged bird sings"


What does the FREEBIRD!! do?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2018 01:35 AM (IqV8l)

630 618 613 Only drive in Russia or Eastern Europe if you are driving a tank.

Don't have to worry about the Ruskies invading Western Europ; 2/3 of them will have wrecked themselves before getting to the border.

Why is it anyone outside of North America cannot drive worth shit.
Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:26 AM (QMwOT)

--More important question is why do we still have tens of thousands of Americans defending the Fulda Gap?
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (e7oj4)

Yup. They need to go forward into Poland. That'll give Putin a big middle finger and drive the NeverTrumpers/Democrats/Socialist/Communists into fits so bad they'll have strokes. And the Poles will sleep a bit better. Heck, store some tactical nukes on Polish soil. Poles will NEVER let 1939 happen again.

Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:35 AM (QMwOT)

631 Those loans were then paid off in the '90s (there was a post-WW2 agreement that the loans didn't need to be paid until Germany was reunited).

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 01:30 AM (Gx4FN)

Don't trust Wiki.

Or if you do, I have some Trans-Siberian Railway Bonds to sell you.

Posted by: Miklos, who once played blackjack with Soros at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (zCyNd)

632 Logprof-

With recent experience, I am not sure what percentage of 8th graders read at Animal Farm level.

Then again, 13 year olds deal with each other on an Animal Farm hierarchical system too.
Posted by: Miklos, who read Pravda, but wrote for Newsweek at August 19, 2018 01:32 AM (zCyNd)

--I'm gonna be blunt: In 8th grade, my MS was >90% WASP.

The student body could grasp that shit.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (e7oj4)

633 Isn't the story of Poland, the story of the guy who owned the house between two neighbors who hated each other?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (km8m2)

634 Grab a Nikon camera and shoot a photograph ?
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic


Of our two biggest enemies in WWII I think Germany made better lenses. Zeiss cameras the bomb.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (kG2lj)

635 Implementing GECSPLAN is far simpler if we Americans can maintain the element of surprise. This is why we are there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (fA1SL)

636 Adriane: don't forget the Kodachrome... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:38 AM (km8m2)

637 --Flannery O'Connor got you some stealth conservatism, my brother. Disparage her not.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:34 AM

....

A little. But she also had heavy overtones of anti-Christianity and was a forerunner to the anti-bullying message plague that all kids must have drilled into their wee brains round the clock.

The oddball is the tragic heroine theme is pretty repetitive. Most of that stuff nowadays is used allegorically towards acceptance of the trannies and sodomites.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:38 AM (w6Kq8)

638 Adriane: don't forget the Kodachrome... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Too late!

Mama took it away ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:40 AM (AoK0a)

639 Late to the party tonight. That Blackfly is just another scam. They claim one needs no license to fly it, but if it is to be of any practical use, one will have to fly it into controlled airspace, and then a license will be needed.

And powered by electric motors? Give me a break. If you put gasoline engines on it, the range and speed would be vastly improved.

Plus the music and the intro was uber-annoying. Surprised there were no pink unicorns.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2018 01:40 AM (LI7AQ)

640 634. Zeiss was good, but expensive. SMR knock-offs - just as good, 30% of the time, and at a tenth the price.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:40 AM (fA1SL)

641 Adriane, oh man!
Everything looks worse in black and white...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:41 AM (km8m2)

642 More important question is why do we still have tens of thousands of Americans defending the Fulda Gap?
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:28 AM (e7oj4)

I think we are doing it for Merkel. She is rightfully concerned that Germans might escape.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 01:33 AM (2K6fY)

So the guns are pointing the other way now.

Huh.

That makes sense /sarc. Of course Merkel grew up in the DDR.


I served there in the last months of the East/West. I visited Berlin when Checkpoints A, B, and C still existed. Less than a year later I watched the Wall fall while on staff duty.


I hate what is happening to Germany, but, well, it's their fucking problem. I did my duty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 19, 2018 01:41 AM (EhZNT)

643 I believe Sony uses Zeiss lenses in their cameras and videocameras.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:41 AM (km8m2)

644 Yup. They need to go forward into Poland. That'll give Putin a big middle finger and drive the NeverTrumpers/Democrats/Socialist/Communists into fits so bad they'll have strokes. And the Poles will sleep a bit better. Heck, store some tactical nukes on Polish soil. Poles will NEVER let 1939 happen again.
Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:35 AM (QMwOT)

--No.

Poland can defend herself. Even if Putin wanted to be revanchist, Belarus stands as a buffer. (Yeah, the map tells me Russia is propinquitous to Poland via the Kaliningrad sliver, but come on.) I don't think any of those Visigrad nations have any compunction about standing up to Russian invaders given the history.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:42 AM (e7oj4)

645 Is anybody on the planet processing Kodachrome currently? Possibly Eastern Bloc? Nasty, finicky chemicals.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:42 AM (RuIsu)

646 Burger Chef, not sure. In Japan maybe?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:43 AM (km8m2)

647
Poles will NEVER let 1939 happen again.
Posted by: Texarkana Pete


Never say never again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2018 01:43 AM (IqV8l)

648 638. We have new Ektachrome
Is only a matter of time before we have new Kodachrome.
Digital is dead, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:44 AM (fA1SL)

649 Isn't the story of Poland, the story of the guy who owned the house between two neighbors who hated each other?

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (km8m2)

Honorary and practical Ph.D. awarded.

Posted by: University of Miklos at August 19, 2018 01:44 AM (zCyNd)

650 632 Logprof-

With recent experience, I am not sure what percentage of 8th graders read at Animal Farm level.

Then again, 13 year olds deal with each other on an Animal Farm hierarchical system too.
Posted by: Miklos, who read Pravda, but wrote for Newsweek at August 19, 2018 01:32 AM (zCyNd)

--I'm gonna be blunt: In 8th grade, my MS was >90% WASP.

The student body could grasp that shit.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (e7oj4)

So was mine. My hometown started busing while I was in the 6th grade. Folks said no way and off we went to the Catholic school down the block. Thank God they did it.

Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:44 AM (QMwOT)

651 University of Miklos, thank you for this great honor!

Hold on while I write my acceptance speech... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (km8m2)

652 Those crash compilations are pretty terrifying.
Not all of those crashes are Russian.
Lots of good old American dumbass driving in them.
I took to placing dash cams in my car.
Rear window too.
It is truly amazing how many times I almost get killed thru no fault of my own while driving.
I get about 4 hours on each cam, then I dump it all on an external HD.
I have about 200 hours of completely boring crap and about 15 minutes of stuff where I could croak.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (w7KSn)

653
Isn't the story of Poland, the story of the guy who owned the house between two neighbors who hated each other?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:37 AM (km8m2)


More along the line of the guy who had both of his neighbors decide to collude to steal his house and belongings, and then decided to steal each others' house too.

I have heard it said that Poland was one of the major considerations all the European powers weighed before making serious geo-political decisions throughout the late 18th and most of the 19th century, in spite of it not actually being a real state the entire time.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (2K6fY)

654 A little. But she also had heavy overtones of anti-Christianity and was a forerunner to the anti-bullying message plague that all kids must have drilled into their wee brains round the clock.

The oddball is the tragic heroine theme is pretty repetitive. Most of that stuff nowadays is used allegorically towards acceptance of the trannies and sodomites.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 19, 2018 01:38 AM (w6Kq

--I may need to re-read her works, but she made a pilgrimage to Lourdes. IIRC, not at all anti-Christian.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (e7oj4)

655 One thing is certain: Russkies can't drive for shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (NWiLs)

656 Palpatine, I know Kodak only recently brought Super 8 back. So no reason why Kodachrome can't also.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (km8m2)

657 And Poland's house didn't have a burglar alarm. And the new homeowner was a drunk who didn't keep his guns well maintained. And his daughters were hot

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 19, 2018 01:46 AM (4lzVN)

658 Is anybody on the planet processing Kodachrome currently? Possibly Eastern Bloc? Nasty, finicky chemicals.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:42 AM (RuIsu)

In Budapest, yes, at last report. Lots old stuff to be gone through.

Posted by: Miklos, former newspaper and magazine editor at August 19, 2018 01:47 AM (zCyNd)

659 Don't know if Country Boy has popped in yet since "the incident" but he emailed me and is doing well. Tired and taking it easy. God still has stuff for him to do so this was just a warning. keep praying for a full recovery.
Posted by: lin-duh at August 18, 2018 10:08 PM (kufk0)

Good news!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2018 01:47 AM (LI7AQ)

660 It's been probably ten years since I've used film for X-ray all digital now. CR is similar but DR is so much easier to find things.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 01:47 AM (kG2lj)

661 My dentist has digital X-ray ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:48 AM (AoK0a)

662 (646) With all of the nostalgia regarding film happening, it is possible. Temp control was obnoxiously critical, through the past darkly, as I recall.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:49 AM (RuIsu)

663 I have heard it said that Poland was one of the major considerations all the European powers weighed before making serious geo-political decisions throughout the late 18th and most of the 19th century, in spite of it not actually being a real state the entire time.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (2K6fY)

--One of the great hypocrisies of The War of the World (Niall Ferguson's formulation) was that WWII started because France and the UK wanted to defend Poland's independence, but ended with Poland being a Soviet satellite for almost half a century.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:49 AM (e7oj4)

664 By chance I was perusing a biography of George Washington and was pleasantly surprised to learn the man himself despised the press...for doing precisely what they are doing these days. And that Thomas Jefferson was something of a cocksucker.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 01:50 AM (FTPVM)

665 655. I disagree. Is clear that motorists of SMR operate with skill far surpassing that of other, veaker peoples.

https://youtu.be/2oTA-LRl2YA

Observe how the Crown of Creation, the Apex of Evolution, handles motorway disputes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 01:50 AM (fA1SL)

666 I took to placing dash cams in my car.
Rear window too.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (w7KSn)


I never dump the cards from my dashcams, but smiling without saying a thing and pointing to the friendly red blinking light of a shitty Chinese dashcam resolves parking lot disputes in an amicable way 9 of 10 times, I've found. If I ever do need them, I'll be glad I have them.

I also have a couple of cameras on my bike. I should stick a little note in the pouch with the registration and insurance card that reads "in case of emergency send any recoverable recordings to ONT c/o AoSHQ attn: Genius Awards".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:51 AM (y87Qq)

667 I don't think ol George cared too much ...

Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at August 19, 2018 01:51 AM (AoK0a)

668 644 Yup. They need to go forward into Poland. That'll give Putin a big middle finger and drive the NeverTrumpers/Democrats/Socialist/Communists into fits so bad they'll have strokes. And the Poles will sleep a bit better. Heck, store some tactical nukes on Polish soil. Poles will NEVER let 1939 happen again.
Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:35 AM (QMwOT)

--No.

Poland can defend herself. Even if Putin wanted to be revanchist, Belarus stands as a buffer. (Yeah, the map tells me Russia is propinquitous to Poland via the Kaliningrad sliver, but come on.) I don't think any of those Visigrad nations have any compunction about standing up to Russian invaders given the history.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:42 AM (e7oj4)

Patriot missiles that Obozo did not give them but PDT did help as do an Armoured Brigade Combat Team. The Army sent a Stryker Brigade Combat Team through Poland, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania last year. The receptions they got were amazing. I say we give the Poles a few nukes and let Putin shit his shorts.

Posted by: Texarkana Pete at August 19, 2018 01:51 AM (QMwOT)

669 663 I believe that falls under irony.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 01:51 AM (FTPVM)

670 I have heard it said that Poland was one of the major considerations all the European powers weighed before making serious geo-political decisions throughout the late 18th and most of the 19th century, in spite of it not actually being a real state the entire time.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 01:45 AM (2K6fY)

If it were only true, with respect for the Poles. The desire for freedom in Polish individuals resulted in American streets and counties named Pulaski, etc.

The trial run for the Poles was done in America.

Posted by: Miklos, po polsku at August 19, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

671 I liked Fujichrome Velvia better than just about everything except Kodachrome 25.

K25 could make a cloudy day look like a hurricane. In the sun, shadows went black. It was not for everybody.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:54 AM (RuIsu)

672 Burger Chef, as I recall it from my college photography class days, Kodachrome 25 and 64 were for outdoor use *only*.

Preferably at noon, in Death Valley, in the middle of July.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 01:55 AM (km8m2)

673 I worked for a while pulling x-ray plates for the local hospital's patient record storage, and when I found out what they were doing with digital X-rays nowadays I was floored.

With the old exposures you got one or twenty shots, each one at an expertly estimated exposure, and again if there was any question about missed images or artifacts of the exposure.

The digitals can be rolled through and enlarged, the intensity and saturation can be modified right there on the screen to look for those wee tiny little fractures and flaws. The detail is amazing and I am told the xray dose is much lower that with film.
I watched a tech explain to me what he was doing and seeing and he showed me, I was dumbfounded at what was possible.

Even my dentist has the digital system now, I am a fan.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 01:55 AM (2K6fY)

674 664 By chance I was perusing a biography of George Washington and was pleasantly surprised to learn the man himself despised the press...for doing precisely what they are doing these days. And that Thomas Jefferson was something of a cocksucker.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 01:50 AM (FTPVM)

--I'm a native Virginian, so I gotta love them both.

(But yeah, George was The Man.)

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:55 AM (e7oj4)

675 And nobody is going to invade Poland least of all Russia. Talk about a stupid fucking move.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 01:56 AM (FTPVM)

676 669 663 I believe that falls under irony.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 01:51 AM (FTPVM)

--No, more like pissing on Poland and telling Poland it's rain.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:56 AM (e7oj4)

677 (But yeah, George was The Man.)
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:55 AM (e7oj4)


Twelve stories high and made of radiation, it is said.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 01:57 AM (y87Qq)

678 K25 could make a cloudy day look like a hurricane. In the sun, shadows went black. It was not for everybody.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 01:54 AM (RuIsu)

-----------

Sure. That was definitely one for photog pros.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 19, 2018 01:57 AM (I16G8)

679 I believe Sony uses Zeiss lenses in their cameras and videocameras.
Posted by: qdpsteve

In my lab we have a $1,500 Zeiss lens mounted on a cannon camera. Works great, Zeiss is great at lenses. But they suck at electronics.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 01:57 AM (kG2lj)

680 If it were only true, with respect for the Poles. The desire for freedom in Polish individuals resulted in American streets and counties named Pulaski, etc.

The trial run for the Poles was done in America.
Posted by: Miklos, po polsku at August 19, 2018 01:53 AM (zCyNd)

--It boggles the mind that Australia's highest peak is named Mt. Kosciusko.

History is stranger than fiction.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:59 AM (e7oj4)

681 Sir: (if Palp is non-gendered, please accept our ritual abasement)

We will need some additional information regarding your T-80 before we can underwrite the insurance.

Will this vehicle be for business or pleasure use?

How many miles per year do you plan to drive it (please specify over, around or through)

Posted by: MiklosFarmState Insurance V.o.o at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (zCyNd)

682 674 The circumstances surrounding his death were tragic. Talk about irony, he ushers in the modern republic and dies because doctors drained him of approx. 80 oz. of blood. Which he approved of...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (FTPVM)

683 It boggles the mind that Australia's highest peak is named Mt. Kosciusko.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:59 AM (e7oj4)


I didn't know and never would have guessed that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (y87Qq)

684 If you did not get the necessity of f1.4 and 1.2 lenses, K25 (originally rated at 12 wayyy back when) was it.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (RuIsu)

685 673. Digital is fine, if you live in the land of zeroes and ones. But for real, analogue life, there is film or there is nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (fA1SL)

686 And furthermore, FUCK GERMANY!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 02:03 AM (FTPVM)

687 The circumstances surrounding his death were tragic.
Talk about irony, he ushers in the modern republic and dies because
doctors drained him of approx. 80 oz. of blood. Which he approved of...

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (FTPVM)


Fucking primitives.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2018 02:04 AM (9Om/r)

688 please excuse the outburst. Goodnight good people.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 02:04 AM (FTPVM)

689 686. Whatever our differences, all good men of goodwill can agree on this.
Fuck Fritz!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

690 Fucking primitives.


So you've met my neighbors?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:06 AM (IcT7t)

691 683 It boggles the mind that Australia's highest peak is named Mt. Kosciusko.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 01:59 AM (e7oj4)

I didn't know and never would have guessed that.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (y87Qq)

--The fact that things like that intrigued me more than the female anatomy is why I did not get laid until after college.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:06 AM (e7oj4)

692 All right, night all. Getting tired of being a member of the banned.

Be well, all.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 19, 2018 02:06 AM (I16G8)

693 The digitals can be rolled through and enlarged, the intensity and saturation can be modified right there on the screen to look for those wee tiny little fractures and flaws. The detail is amazing and I am told the xray dose is much lower that with film.
I watched a tech explain to me what he was doing and seeing and he showed me, I was dumbfounded at what was possible.

Even my dentist has the digital system now, I am a fan.
Posted by: Kindltot

Yes you can shoot a crap X-ray(as far as settings for Kv and Ma) now and with the histogram function still see what you need. The latitude in digital and computed radiography is yuge compared to film.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 02:06 AM (kG2lj)

694 'night Calm Mentor.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:07 AM (y87Qq)

695 682 674 The circumstances surrounding his death were tragic. Talk about irony, he ushers in the modern republic and dies because doctors drained him of approx. 80 oz. of blood. Which he approved of...
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (FTPVM)

--Read about the namesake of George's home, Mt. Vernon.

There are a lot of historical what-if's there.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:07 AM (e7oj4)

696 686 And furthermore, FUCK GERMANY!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 02:03 AM (FTPVM)

--Don't go there.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:09 AM (e7oj4)

697 Mt. Kosciusko is named after a town in Mississippi. Who knew?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:09 AM (RuIsu)

698 Fuck Fritz!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 02:05 AM (fA1SL)

Nein.

If all comes together, I will be at Oktoberfest for the first time in the life of jung Miklos.

Gemuchlichket and all.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking the breasty bier madchenen at August 19, 2018 02:11 AM (zCyNd)

699 Mt. Kosciusko is named after a town in Mississippi. Who knew?
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:09 AM (RuIsu)


Which was itself named after a middle school in Hamtramck.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:11 AM (y87Qq)

700 697 Mt. Kosciusko is named after a town in Mississippi. Who knew?
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:09 AM (RuIsu)

--Itself named after Thaddeus Kosciusko, a hero of the American Revolution.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:11 AM (e7oj4)

701 Why is Oktoberfest in August, is it because the weather is nicer?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:12 AM (2K6fY)

702 Fritz, as the eternal enemy of the SMR, must make trouble wherever he dwells REMOVE SCHNITZEL

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 19, 2018 02:14 AM (fA1SL)

703 Why is Oktoberfest in August, is it because the weather is nicer?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:12 AM (2K6fY)


Probably because of Romans.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:14 AM (y87Qq)

704 The fact that things like that intrigued me more than the female anatomy is why I did not get laid until after college.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:06 AM (e7oj4)

May I suggest a graduate degree from Winthrop University in South Carolina.

80% chicks, about 0% femi-crazies

Posted by: Miklos, academic advisor at August 19, 2018 02:15 AM (zCyNd)

705 Which was itself named after a middle school in Hamtramck.
Posted by: hogmartin

Odd since there are no mountains in lower Michigan.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 02:17 AM (kG2lj)

706 Probably because of Romans.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:14 AM (y87Qq)


Are we talking the Julian calendar, or about the baths?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:17 AM (2K6fY)

707 May I suggest a graduate degree from Winthrop University in South Carolina.

80% chicks, about 0% femi-crazies
Posted by: Miklos, academic advisor at August 19, 2018 02:15 AM (zCyNd)

--That's advice for my son, not me, LMAO. He'll go there, or to Christendom, or Thomas Aquinas, or Hillsdale.

At my age I totally get the whole "normie" thing. I am so not "normie."

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:18 AM (e7oj4)

708 Why is Oktoberfest in August, is it because the weather is nicer?


It's at the end of September, sometimes into the fist week of October. And Oktoberfest just rolls off the tongue better than Septemberfest.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:19 AM (IcT7t)

709 Augoostafest didn't test as well with the desired demographic.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:19 AM (RuIsu)

710 Which was itself named after a middle school in Hamtramck.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:11 AM (y87Qq)

A visitor to South Carolina in 1888, Mr. Pauler from Hamtramck, is generally credited with the invention of the Pawleys Island Hammock.

Posted by: Miklos, local historian at August 19, 2018 02:19 AM (zCyNd)

711 Are we talking the Julian calendar, or about the baths?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:17 AM (2K6fY)


I was talking about the realignment that added July and August. But it could be the baths too, I guess. Sure, why not.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:20 AM (y87Qq)

712 Now, "Oktoberfist" sounds like a Bavarian superhero.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:21 AM (2K6fY)

713 I didn't know and never would have guessed that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:01 AM (y87Qq)

Please try that again, and in you best Johnny Carson voice.

Posted by: Miklos, over drinking with Ed at August 19, 2018 02:22 AM (zCyNd)

714 Now, "Oktoberfist" sounds like a Bavarian superhero.


Or a bizarre sexual fetish involving pumpkin spice.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:22 AM (IcT7t)

715 lol

Seems that the lot of us are counterculture.

Kids are not home yet.

Going to church tired isn't much fun.

Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2018 02:22 AM (jS2zB)

716 Octoburkhafest might be interesting this year.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:23 AM (RuIsu)

717 Burkafest...heh.

Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2018 02:24 AM (jS2zB)

718 Now, "Oktoberfist" sounds like a Bavarian superhero.

Or a bizarre sexual fetish involving pumpkin spice.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:22 AM (IcT7t)


Apple cider-based kung fu style?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:25 AM (y87Qq)

719 Octoburkhafest might be interesting this year.


If the burka looks puffy, does that mean she farted?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:25 AM (IcT7t)

720 Apple cider-based kung fu style?


I have no idea, I'm making it up as I go.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:25 AM (IcT7t)

721 Now, "Oktoberfist" sounds like a Bavarian superhero.

Posted by: Kindltot

What are his superpowers?

Driving drunk
Banging ugly chicks
Writing his name in the snow

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 02:26 AM (kG2lj)

722 What is up with pumpkin spice mania?

Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2018 02:27 AM (jS2zB)

723 Well, apparently the "Oktoberfist" is a wrist brace with integral wallet for extended drinking.

One of the tag lines is, "Are your pants often difficult to locate?"


https://www.theoktoberfist.com/

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:28 AM (2K6fY)

724 From Infogalactic:

Andrzej Tadeusz Bonawentura Kosciuszko (Andrew Thaddeus Bonaventure Kosciuszko; February 4 or 12, 1746 - October 15, 1817) was a Polish-Lithuanian military engineer and a military leader who became a national hero in Poland, Lithuania, Belarus, and the United States. He fought in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's struggles against Russia and Prussia, and on the American side in the American Revolutionary War. As Supreme Commander of the Polish National Armed Forces, he led the 1794 Kosciuszko Uprising.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:29 AM (e7oj4)

725 Half o' Kilo of Sauerkraut yields 2 cubic feet of methane at 6psi.
Go ahead, ask me where those numbers came from.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 19, 2018 02:30 AM (RuIsu)

726 What is up with pumpkin spice mania?


Gives people with empty lives something to look forward to every year?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:31 AM (IcT7t)

727 What is up with pumpkin spice mania?
Posted by: SMH at August 19, 2018 02:27 AM (jS2zB)


This might explain it. Or probably not.


https://youtu.be/EWWwmZ9RxxQ

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2018 02:32 AM (2K6fY)

728 I do like pumpkin beers.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:33 AM (e7oj4)

729
I do like pumpkin beers.



Well, it's beer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:34 AM (IcT7t)

730 What is up with pumpkin spice mania?

Gives people with empty lives something to look forward to every year?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:31 AM (IcT7t)


NTTAWWT.

https://stoatnet.org/oilchange.png

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:35 AM (y87Qq)

731 Octoberfest.....Always remember to feed your head like the doorman said.

Posted by: Janice Joplin at August 19, 2018 02:37 AM (QMwOT)

732 I ordered some t shirts from these guys.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc35svry

My little ad for a Veteran run company.

Posted by: X-ray at August 19, 2018 02:37 AM (kG2lj)

733 731 Octoberfest.....Always remember to feed your head like the doorman said.
Posted by: Janice Joplin at August 19, 2018 02:37 AM (QMwOT)

Plagiarist

Posted by: Grace Slick at August 19, 2018 02:38 AM (e7oj4)

734 Well, bed time for tired Peons. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2018 02:38 AM (LI7AQ)

735 @675 And nobody is going to invade Poland least of all Russia. Talk about a stupid fucking move.
------------------

Not at the moment, no. But back when the Ukraine mess started, Putin made a comment to the Polish President about how Russian tanks could be in Warsaw in less than a week.

Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 02:39 AM (Gx4FN)

736 Night AOP.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:40 AM (y87Qq)

737 Coming from Taco Bell this fall: Pumpkin Spice Fries! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 02:41 AM (km8m2)

738 Not at the moment, no. But back when the Ukraine mess started, Putin made a comment to the Polish President about how Russian tanks could be in Warsaw in less than a week.
Posted by: junior at August 19, 2018 02:39 AM (Gx4FN)

--Again, Poland's issue, not America's.

If Western Europe thinks it's existentially in its interests to defend Poland, they can do it, not us.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:48 AM (e7oj4)

739 Coming from Taco Bell this fall: Pumpkin Spice Fries! :-P


Think outside the bun, Pumpkin Spice Taco shells!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 02:49 AM (IcT7t)

740 WWII Vet reads 100th Birthday card from the C-in-C and Mrs. Trump.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yan5ka6y

As one comment pointed out, the Trumps do not do such things for publicity as such actions by this President are seldom publicized, unlike a certain President Selfie.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (8lsuS)

741 really?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (OaNFX)

742 737 Coming from Taco Bell this fall: Pumpkin Spice Fries! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 02:41 AM (km8m2)

--LMAO, qdp I've called you out before in private on non-knowledge of Bell cuisine.

Don't make me do it again.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (e7oj4)

743 Ugh.

Never liked the taste of pumpkin.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (p6BoR)

744 740 WWII Vet reads 100th Birthday card from the C-in-C and Mrs. Trump.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yan5ka6y

As one comment pointed out, the Trumps do not do such things for publicity as such actions by this President are seldom publicized, unlike a certain President Selfie.
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (8lsuS)

--Like Moochzilla once did, I'm feeling proud of this country in a new way.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:54 AM (e7oj4)

745 Don't think she was ever proud of this country.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 02:55 AM (p6BoR)

746 Never liked the taste of pumpkin.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (p6BoR)


That's because it tastes terrible and has to be masked with lots of cinnamon and nutmeg. Which is the flavor people are going for anyway.

Pumpkin pie is a socially acceptable way to eat whipped cream with cinnamon and nutmeg in public where people can see you, pumpkin spice drinks just drop any pretense of having anything to with actual pumpkin.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 02:55 AM (y87Qq)

747
rum and coca cola

Posted by: otho at August 19, 2018 02:57 AM (LkFnL)

748 743 Ugh.

Never liked the taste of pumpkin.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 02:51 AM (p6BoR)

--Well you must be a ball of joy on Thanksgiving.

Whatevs, at least you share a disdain for the Cowboys.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:57 AM (e7oj4)

749 Just got home from a nice bday bash.

Re 'fascinate' here is this...

Seen this band a few times back in the day, always a fun band.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bRtt5OgmCjo

Posted by: Little johnny at August 19, 2018 02:58 AM (fD7lb)

750 745 Don't think she was ever proud of this country.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 02:55 AM (p6BoR)

--No, she was not, never.

[Is it proper to invoke the term thundercunt for MO?]

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:00 AM (e7oj4)

751 logprof: I'm a Taco Bell rebel!
BONNNGGGGG!!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:01 AM (km8m2)

752 --Well you must be a ball of joy on Thanksgiving.

Whatevs, at least you share a disdain for the Cowboys.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:57 AM (e7oj4)

---

lol

I was actually, since my b-day falls on Thanksgiving every couple of years, and my middle name is Joy.

I disdain the NFL, period.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:02 AM (p6BoR)

753 Onions

Onions are a noxious weed I would like to see eradicated.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:02 AM (e7oj4)

754 BONNNGGGGG!!!


That's what usually leads to ending up at Taco Bell.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 03:03 AM (IcT7t)

755 What's wrong with onion rings?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:03 AM (p6BoR)

756 Good gravy, I typed pumpkin > onions, only in reverse order.

WTF, pixy?????

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:04 AM (e7oj4)

757 Blanco, true...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:04 AM (km8m2)

758 Blanco, pumpkin spice shells?

Would depend on what's in the shell... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:05 AM (km8m2)

759 Whatevs, at least you share a disdain for the Cowboys.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 02:57 AM (e7oj4)


I had me one of those, when I was a young girl.

Weren't much to look at.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:05 AM (y87Qq)

760 I think the Dallas Cowboys are to football what the NY Yankees are to baseball.

Except that the Yankees actually know how to, you know, last through a season... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:06 AM (km8m2)

761 I do not get the pumpkin mania either. It seems to have exploded over the last few years...or maybe I didn't pay attention prior. The Starbucks Pumpkin Spice drink seems to be loved.

Pumpkin pie...do not like. But will eat it to be polite.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 19, 2018 03:07 AM (HayJi)

762 I believe that falls under irony.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 19, 2018 01:51 AM (FTPVM)


Nah, I don't call that irony but utter hypocrisy. There were a lot of free Poles in the British military, including pilots in the Battle of Britain. Churchill sold out the Poles to Uncle Joe to keep wartime relations friendly, all the while telling the Poles he wouldn't. Not one of Churchill's finer moments.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 03:07 AM (8lsuS)

763 Blanco, pumpkin spice shells?



Would depend on what's in the shell... ;-)



It's 3 AM and your eyes are bloodshot. You don't actually care as long as it's greasy.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 03:07 AM (IcT7t)

764 Oh no wait a sec:

The *New England Patriots* are to football what the NY Yankees are to baseball.

Disregard 760. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:07 AM (km8m2)

765 Blanco, if that's all I want, I'm going to Jack In The Box to pick up 95 tacos for $5. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:08 AM (km8m2)

766 Did you know there's a sliding scale for tacos in bulk at Jack In The Box?

$1.39 = 2 tacos
$5.00 = 95 tacos
$20.00 = 3000 tacos
$100.00 = infinity tacos

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM (km8m2)

767 755 What's wrong with onion rings?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:03 AM (p6BoR)

--I'll take onions in onion rings and French onion soup, wherein their onion-ness is utterly dissolved into yummy mushiness and comfort food (a parallel to how pumpkin is subsumed by cinnamon, nutmeg, and other spices).

Otherwise, fuck onions. They're disgusting. What deranged caveman came upon an onion and thought it was tasty?

(Okay, rant over. I do like chives and green onions.)

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM (e7oj4)

768 I had me one of those, when I was a young girl.

Weren't much to look at.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:05 AM (y87Qq)

---

You're a chick?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM (p6BoR)

769
Poland got screwed over. The only Allied nation that lost WW2. However... it must be mentioned that Poland was in no small part the authour of it's own misfortune. Had it been more pragmatic during the Russian Civil War/War of intervention, things would not have turned out as they did.

Posted by: otho at August 19, 2018 03:12 AM (LkFnL)

770 Nah, I don't call that irony but utter hypocrisy. There were a lot of free Poles in the British military, including pilots in the Battle of Britain. Churchill sold out the Poles to Uncle Joe to keep wartime relations friendly, all the while telling the Poles he wouldn't. Not one of Churchill's finer moments.
Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 03:07 AM (8lsuS)

--Thank you. High five.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:12 AM (e7oj4)

771 You're a chick?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM (p6BoR)


Nope.

I was curious about whether someone would ask that before someone picked up on the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5NuI6Ai-o

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:13 AM (y87Qq)

772 The new claim in Omarosa's book is that Trump is holding Melania hostage. Threatening her with deportation if she divorces him. It sounds ridiculous. Did Melanie confide in Omarosa...hard to believe. I don't know where she is coming up with this stuff.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 19, 2018 03:13 AM (HayJi)

773 Otherwise, fuck onions. They're disgusting. What deranged caveman came upon an onion and thought it was tasty?
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM


Me love onions!! Me and you rock fight at dawn!!!

Posted by: qdp "caveman" steve at August 19, 2018 03:14 AM (km8m2)

774 Blanco, if that's all I want, I'm going to Jack In The Box to pick up 95 tacos for $5. ;-)


Might as well, they're as authentic as Taco Bell's version.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 03:14 AM (IcT7t)

775 768 I had me one of those, when I was a young girl.

Weren't much to look at.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:05 AM (y87Qq)

---

You're a chick?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM (p6BoR)

--Ditto. Thought hogmartin was a dude.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:14 AM (e7oj4)

776 772 The new claim in Omarosa's book is that Trump is holding Melania hostage. Threatening her with deportation if she divorces him. It sounds ridiculous. Did Melanie confide in Omarosa...hard to believe. I don't know where she is coming up with this stuff.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 19, 2018 03:13 AM (HayJi)

---

Folks that know her say that she's full of crap.

Pathological liar she seems to be, not to mention a fame whore.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:15 AM (p6BoR)

777 Blanco: authenticity schlauthenticity. I want flavor!! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:15 AM (km8m2)

778 Ditto. Thought hogmartin was a dude.
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:14 AM (e7oj4)


I still believe.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:16 AM (y87Qq)

779 lol

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 03:17 AM (p6BoR)

780 I was curious about whether someone would ask that before someone picked up on the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5NuI6Ai-o
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:13 AM (y87Qq)

--??

If you have to explain it . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:17 AM (e7oj4)

781 Me love onions!! Me and you rock fight at dawn!!!
Posted by: qdp "caveman" steve at August 19, 2018 03:14 AM (km8m2)

--Onions are just empty calories, loaded with sugars.

Garlic is way more bang for the buck, and far tastier (IMHO).

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:19 AM (e7oj4)

782 logprof, true that garlic is even better than onions.

But I'm Italian, I couldn't live without either one.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:20 AM (km8m2)

783 ??

If you have to explain it . . .
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:17 AM (e7oj4)


The best version of the song is the one with Bonnie Raitt, but John Prine wrote it. But he wrote it from the PoV of a woman. So it's not like Bonnie Raitt had to change the lyrics around for it.

As for me, naw, bro.
https://stoatnet.org/mom_facetime_indiana.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:22 AM (y87Qq)

784 But I'm Italian, I couldn't live without either one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:20 AM (km8m2)

--and of course have culturally appropriated tomatoes from the Inca.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:22 AM (e7oj4)

785 I had me one of those, when I was a young girl.

Weren't much to look at.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:05 AM (y87Qq)


I'm confused. You were once a girl, but now a guy. Think you got some 'splanin to do.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 19, 2018 03:22 AM (HayJi)

786 Otherwise, fuck onions. They're disgusting. What deranged caveman came upon an onion and thought it was tasty?

(Okay, rant over. I do like chives and green onions.)

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:10 AM (e7oj4)


So no hot dogs for you with mustard, chili and chopped onions, i.e., the traditional 'works'? Heathen.

Now what about shallots? Who can hate on shallots?

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 03:22 AM (8lsuS)

787 I still believe.


By request: https://youtu.be/zWhDbkTmJHA

(sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 03:22 AM (IcT7t)

788 Otherwise, fuck onions. They're disgusting. What deranged caveman came upon an onion and thought it was tasty?

(Okay, rant over. I do like chives and green onions.)

Posted by: logprof at August




second weirdest and wrongest thing typed here this week.

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:23 AM (MTjB1)

789 In this day and age, no 'splainin' necessay.

Posted by: Little johnny joany at August 19, 2018 03:24 AM (fD7lb)

790 I still believe.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:16 AM (y87Qq)

--Mandatory:

https://youtu.be/Hia43tK1Qi8

*SIGH* Would love to do the '80s over again.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:25 AM (e7oj4)

791 I still believe.


By request: https://youtu.be/zWhDbkTmJHA

(sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August




lost boys version is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdaaGlyu7EQ

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:27 AM (MTjB1)

792 *SIGH* Would love to do the '80s over again.
Posted by: logprof at August




the 80s couldn't take another run through, they were lucky to make it through the first time.

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:28 AM (MTjB1)

793 the 80s couldn't take another run through, they were lucky to make it through the first time.
Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:28 AM (MTjB1)

--Not luck, just Ronaldus Magnus.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:29 AM (e7oj4)

794 I'm confused. You were once a girl, but now a guy. Think you got some 'splanin to do.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 19, 2018 03:22 AM (HayJi)


It's a line from a song. John Prine wrote the song and recorded it. It was written from the PoV of a woman. Bonnie Raitt performed a cover of it and they did a live version. I was quoting the song. That's all.

I was just curious as to whether someone would ask me if I were a chick before someone recognized the song. I didn't think it was too obscure, but maybe it is. It's a good song! It's just D and G. Maybe C if you're feeling adventurous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T5NuI6Ai-o
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_from_Montgomery

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:29 AM (y87Qq)

795 someone should have strangled the 90s, especially the music, in the first minute of january 1, 1990.

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:29 AM (MTjB1)

796 second weirdest and wrongest thing typed here this week.
Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:23 AM (MTjB1)

--Onions ruin almost every dish.

*BARF*

[envisions Little logprof pushing plate away from self]

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:31 AM (e7oj4)

797 I survived the 80's, not sure I could do it again.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 03:32 AM (pcnVL)

798 first two songs Ace posted I ever liked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR_qa3Ohwls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:32 AM (MTjB1)

799 someone should have strangled the 90s, especially the music, in the first minute of january 1, 1990.
Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:29 AM (MTjB1)


Yes, this, except the opposite of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:32 AM (y87Qq)

800 And 99% of what came after the 90's...

Posted by: Didnt sat my name at August 19, 2018 03:33 AM (fD7lb)

801 795 someone should have strangled the 90s, especially the music, in the first minute of january 1, 1990.
Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:29 AM (MTjB1)

--Wow, first onions, then ignorance of the '90s.

Who are you, Moron?

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:33 AM (e7oj4)

802 Ooo, the 80s!

- Great music!
- Women in tights and leotards!
- I was still slim!
- Women in tights and leotards!
- John Hughes movies!
- Women in tights and leotards!

Did I mention the women in tights and leotards??

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:33 AM (km8m2)

803 lost boys version is better


Sounds like it was done in such a way as to minimize the royalty payment to the original artist.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 03:37 AM (IcT7t)

804 The 90's:

logprof became a legit writer

Ride: Smile/Nowhere/Going Blank Again

Pale Saints: the Comforts of Madness/In Ribbons

My Bloody Valentine: Glider/Loveless

Lilys: In The Presence of Nothing/A History of Amazing Letdowns/Eccsame the Photon Band

Bleach: Killing Time

Poole: Alaska Days

Swervedriver: Raise/Mezcal Head

Lush: Gala EPs/Spooky/Split

Velocity Girl: Copacetic/Simpatico

Heavenly: Le Jardin de Heavenly

Lots of garbage in the '90s, but plenty of gold, IMHO

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:44 AM (e7oj4)

805 someone should have strangled the 90s, especially the music, in the first minute of january 1, 1990.
Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:29 AM (MTjB1)

Yes, this, except the opposite of it.
Posted by: hogmartin at August




you would beat it with a 2x4 then get on with the strangling?

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:45 AM (MTjB1)

806 lost boys version is better


Sounds like it was done in such a way as to minimize the royalty payment to the original artist.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August



not sure about that, only know that the lost boys version got me laid.

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:46 AM (MTjB1)

807 you would beat it with a 2x4 then get on with the strangling?
Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 03:45 AM (MTjB1)


Ah! No. What I meant was that there was some really good music released in the 1990s. Sorry.

In addition to logprof's post at #804 I'd add:

Air - Moon Safari
Dance Hall Crashers - everything
Hooverphonic - A New Stereophonic Sound Spectacular & Blue Wonder Power Milk
Man... or Astro-man? - everything up to EEVIAC Operational Index and Reference Guide, Including Other Modern Computational Devices
Morcheeba - a stack of singles, some albums
Operation Ivy (the compilation reissue counts)
Portishead, Dummy
Rancid - Let's Go
Stereolab - everything

And a bunch of other stuff that I can't think of right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:51 AM (y87Qq)

808 You were a teen in the 90's. Yikes.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 03:53 AM (pcnVL)

809 Like there's Sneaker Pimps and Massive Attack and Zero 7 but I can't remember which of their stuff was actually released in the 1990s.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:53 AM (y87Qq)

810 Ah, and how could I leave these guys out from the '90s?

https://youtu.be/g96NX-1adco



Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:53 AM (e7oj4)

811 not sure about that, only know that the lost boys version got me laid.


Then I understand your attachment.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 03:54 AM (IcT7t)

812 And a bunch of other stuff that I can't think of right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 03:51 AM (y87Qq)

--Oh yeah, Stereolab as well. Will be mentioned in novel.

Also, Medicine.

(crank to 11)

https://youtu.be/1ylnprz-90o

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:57 AM (e7oj4)

813 Gutfield is on a roll.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 04:02 AM (pcnVL)

814 Also, Medicine.

(crank to 11)

https://youtu.be/1ylnprz-90o
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 03:57 AM (e7oj4)


Aw neat. I don't think I ever heard this.

Also Broadcast is 1990s music, it just slept in and didn't come out until the mid 2000s. And then Trish Keenan died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSYl_neDLIQ

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 04:03 AM (y87Qq)

815 And a bunch of other stuff that I can't think of right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at August



well yeah, and sheryl crow!

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 04:04 AM (MTjB1)

816 Aw neat. I don't think I ever heard this.

--Medicine is the best American counterpart to the British dream pop bands (I never liked the term "shoegaze" because it referred to a look, not a sound), and while I regrettably never saw them live, I've heard they were technically superior to MBV, who allegedly went more with loops than actual play when performing live. OTOH, Brad Laner was by accounts a genius with guitar, and could perform all the sounds on the album live. Side note: Laner's previous band was Savage Republic, which IMHO must be one of the ten best band names ever.

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 04:09 AM (e7oj4)

817 Goodnight all, calling it a night. Thanks for the great chat!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 04:13 AM (km8m2)

818 'Night, qdp

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 04:14 AM (e7oj4)

819 well yeah, and sheryl crow!

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 04:04 AM (MTjB1)


AoSHQ Style Guide states her name is Cheryl 'One Square' Crow.

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 04:14 AM (8lsuS)

820 Medicine is the best American counterpart to the British dream pop bands
Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 04:09 AM (e7oj4)


Oh, makes sense that I might have missed them since I'd have been more on the trip-hop side. Which is also an unfortunate name that doesn't really sound like what it sounds like.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 04:17 AM (y87Qq)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 19, 2018 04:17 AM (mpXpK)

822 'Night, qdp. 'Morning, Vic.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 04:19 AM (y87Qq)

823 sheryl crow, all I wanna do

Posted by: ? at August 19, 2018 04:19 AM (MTjB1)

824 Morning Vic.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 04:19 AM (pcnVL)

825 I think... yes, definitely forgot to go to sleep. I should add that to my to-do list or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 04:21 AM (y87Qq)

826 Did I mention the women in tights and leotards??
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 19, 2018 03:33 AM (km8m2)


Meh. We have yoga pants today, which are pretty much tights, no?

But dolphin shorts... now those were something different and wonderful.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 19, 2018 04:29 AM (h2Bdk)

827 Heh,

Ben Carson's HUD is suing Farcebook for being racist.

https://tinyurl.com/y86sem4p

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 04:29 AM (p6BoR)

828 Oh, makes sense that I might have missed them since I'd have been more on the trip-hop side. Which is also an unfortunate name that doesn't really sound like what it sounds like.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 04:17 AM (y87Qq)

--Portishead, for one, did not like the trip-hop label.

I just liked anything indie back then, hardcore, pop, rock, whatever.

I mentioned this comp last week, so why not again?

https://youtu.be/GiPj4GSXg-M

And before I go to bed . . . other '90s goodness:

Unrest: "Suki" https://youtu.be/VObENotvzDE

Henry's Dress: Bust 'em Green: https://youtu.be/6DDA4lG1LE0

Turn to 11, then rock on!

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 04:29 AM (e7oj4)

829 Portishead, for one, did not like the trip-hop label.

Yep. I'm not sure what's either trip or hop about Hooverphonic either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sAJstlS3-o

Posted by: hogmartin at August 19, 2018 04:36 AM (y87Qq)

830 https://bit.ly/2wif02C

Good night, or morning, as the case may be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 04:40 AM (IcT7t)

831 Um, duh, Slowdive: Just For a Day/Souvlaki/In Mind and Holding Our Breath EPs

A nice nighty-night dream (nightmare) pop song:

https://youtu.be/ROfi2i_x74U

Posted by: logprof at August 19, 2018 04:41 AM (e7oj4)

832 Aloha, Blanco. : )

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 04:46 AM (p6BoR)

833 https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/for-men-whats-masculine-vs-whats-feminine/

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 04:47 AM (p6BoR)

834 Good night, or morning, as the case may be.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 19, 2018 04:40 AM (IcT7t)


Can we go with happy Happy Hour and call it good?

(The sun's over the yardarm somewhere.)

Posted by: RickZ at August 19, 2018 04:49 AM (8lsuS)

835 I wonder if anyone watched the vid after the Reagan funnies. It was a roast with Don Rickles, Phyllis Diller, Dean Martin, Tipsy Russell, Mark Spitz. Pretty funny stuff and no vulgarity.

Guess I;m showing my age and lost innocence. I miss the simpler times.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:06 AM (pcnVL)

836 Morning all. Been up all night reading the ONT. Ive been caretaker for my 88 yr old mom and it's been a particularly crazy 6 hours. She no longer understands time of day and has been up several times thinking it's already time to start the day. Getting old is tough!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 05:08 AM (Z/jzm)

837 Nipsy Russell.

Pretty sure he was tipsy too.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 05:08 AM (p6BoR)

838 On another note, found a folder with all kinds of stuff from a visit to Cuba back in '57.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:08 AM (pcnVL)

839 Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 05:08 AM (Z/jzm)

I feel your pain.

SMH, you are right, I stand corrected. How the heck are you?

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:10 AM (pcnVL)

840 Oh boy, they sure are giving Kofi Anan the tongue bath. Disgusting.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:12 AM (pcnVL)

841 Doin good, Infidel.

About to turn in and catch a few zzzz before church.

Thank goodness for sunglasses.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 05:14 AM (p6BoR)

842 Please say a prayer for me. I'm having quite the struggle these past few days.

Bless you.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:16 AM (pcnVL)

843 Sorry to hear infidel. Hang in there. Prayers for you and yours

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 05:19 AM (Z/jzm)

844 Will do, hun.

Just remember this: this life is just a brief stop.

God didn't create us just for laughs.

Niters y'all.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 19, 2018 05:21 AM (p6BoR)

845 lurker's mom, stick with your mom. You won't regret it. It's hard and will wear you out. Just pray and put one foot in front of the other. {{lurker's mom}}

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:21 AM (pcnVL)

846 Sweet dreams, SMH.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:22 AM (pcnVL)

847 Yeah, been doing that for nearly 3 years now. My dad died 2015. Didnt know how bad she was because he hid it well. But i made a promise and circumstances are such she can still be in her home. Physically still good, mentally a whole other story!! Man i miss my dad

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 05:28 AM (Z/jzm)

848 Dad hid it well too. He was a salesman his entire life. Had a lot of people fooled. Except me. I will pray for you.

Posted by: Infidel at August 19, 2018 05:43 AM (pcnVL)

849 Thanks Infidel. I know from experience prayers help!! We all knew she was starting to have difficulty, just not to the extent. A couple months before he died he told me that she was worse than we all knew. Such a sad realization that he had held it in. Didnt want us to worry but his health took a sudden grave turn and he knew he had to tell me. Im so grateful for that because im certain it helped him let go and not suffer long

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 05:52 AM (Z/jzm)

850 Grateful yet sometimes angry. Patience is not my strong suit! And patience is so very much needed when the mom you see and remember is not the mom you have to deal with!

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 05:59 AM (Z/jzm)

851 Lol ive already told my kids to put me in a home. Of course they will have to pay for it

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 06:01 AM (Z/jzm)

852 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at August 19, 2018 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

853 Aaah! I've killed the post. Time to start the day (again) anyway. :/

Posted by: My life is insanity (formerly longtime lurker's mom on her cell phone) at August 19, 2018 06:10 AM (Z/jzm)

854 Ugh. Read that first joke and realized opening up the ONT further would be a waste. Dumb.

Posted by: Zmitty at August 19, 2018 07:47 AM (YJG+R)

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