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The Morning Rant: J.V. Edition
Ah...the European Left has been angry at the Nazis for 60 years for not finishing the job they started. Corbyn is simply the latest in a long line of Arabists with reflexive antipathy for the Jewish state, in his case for both philosophical and political reasons. Appealing to the masses of Muslim unemployed (80% unemployment in the UK) as a Jew-hater locks them in as a reliable voting block. The visceral hatred of all things Jewish and Israeli is just his inner Nazi emerging. While he is the nutty head of the UK chapter of FinalSolution Part II, there is a significant core in the hard left that agrees with pretty much everything he says. Unfortunately for them, Their power is no longer derived from industrial and military might. Israel is perfectly capable of conquering most of Europe. Why, they even have planes that can fly! So the heirs of the Nazis must attack world Jewry in different ways. It is purely a function of manipulation of the media and rabble rousing at the UN and other NGOs. Unfortunately for the people of the UK, the Left has completely co-opted vast swathes of government, so there is an endless stream of leftist-supporting muzzies pouring into England
Footage emerges of Corbyn saying BBC 'biased' toward 'Israel's right to exist'
I think there is a bias towards saying that Israel is a democracy in the Middle East, Israel has a right to exist, Israel has its security concernsAmazing that of the 200 countries on earth, it is Israel that must be delegitimatized. Do you want to hear my honest criticism of Israel? It is too free. The tolerance of the crypto-Islamists among many Arabs living in Israel is a dangerous policy and does nothing to strengthen democracy or improve the country's standing on the world stage. And the rules of engagement for dealing with the daily border incursions and rocket launches are unbelievably strict. That flows from a misguided desire to be seen by the world as compassionate and reasonable. But that too is wrong, because most of the world will never see Israel as anything other than those pesky Yids who didn't have the decency to line up quietly and march into the gas chambers. A few dozen 105mm howitzers doing counter-battery duty on the border with the Gaza Strip would do wonders. One rocket? 50 rounds of HE. 10 rockets? 500 rounds of HE plus a bonus helicopter strike!
A Sanctuary City Released This Illegal Immigrant. It Turns Out He Was A Child Rapist
An illegal immigrant who the city of Philadelphia refused to turn over to federal immigration officers in 2014 is now serving a prison sentence for the rape of a child and unlawful sexual contact with a minor. Juan Ramon Vasquez has now pleaded guilty to illegally reentering the country after being deported, the Department of Justice announced Tuesday. Vasquez was initially deported after illegally immigrating to the U.S. from Honduras in 2009. Immigration and Customs Enforcement realized he was back in the U.S. illegally in 2014, in a Philadelphia prison, and asked the city to turn him over to federal custody. The city released him instead, and he went on to commit the crimes he is now back in prison for.It is incredible to me that an American city would rather release a violent felon than be seen as supporting federal law with which they disagree. It is a shining example of the the inexorable shift toward violence and mayhem and murder on the part of the Left.
Tree-rings prove climate was WARMER in Roman and Medieval times than it is now - and world has been cooling for 2,000 years
How did the Romans grow grapes in northern England? Perhaps because it was warmer than we thought. A study suggests the Britain of 2,000 years ago experienced a lengthy period of hotter summers than today.
"Perhaps?" What the fvck else could it be? That they had a large system of greenhouses and were heating them with nuclear energy? Dudes...Occam's Razor says you are stupid for using the word "perhaps."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 10:58 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2018 11:01 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 11:01 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (YWG/U)
Goodness knows I've read plenty over the years as to why that is, but every explanation falls flat when taken to it's limits. Bizarre, it is.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (pw+jk)
The best Magnum P.I. episode was a two parter. An Asian assassin. similar looking to the James Bond guy, would kill people with single blow that was so fast that even if they had him at gun point he was able to do it. He did this to TC but miraculously survived and was able to tell Magnum that the guy blinked his eyes right before he threw his punch. He finally finds Magnum and they have brief fight in which he has Magnum on his back on top of him. Magnum was able to pull his gun and had it pointed at the guy's head. The guy smiles and blinks his eyes and Magnum fires. End scene , program over.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2018 11:03 AM (k0ZhY)
For several years the AGW liars claimed that was just some localized event ... they finally (iirc) admitted it is real. Nothing ever stops their agenda ... Mann gets caught talking of hiding evidence ... lies lies lies ... they get caught ... as with the Mueller coup, facts don't matter even when they are caught lying repeatedly.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2018 11:03 AM (bT8Z4)
Good thing you brought them all in to contribute to the welfare state. They just ended up on the wrong side of it, huh?
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 11:03 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 11:03 AM (kqsXK)
Damn you, Rome!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:04 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:04 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:04 AM (/tuJf)
Good thing you brought them all in to contribute to the welfare state. They just ended up on the wrong side of it, huh?
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 11:03 AM (Enq6K)
=====1. Beat me to that.
2. Diversity is our strength!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 09, 2018 11:04 AM (pw+jk)
JHC on a pogo stick....ENOUGH!
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (ffWPP)
Call the bastards out. Nail it to them harder than Sandy Fluke to a mattress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (kqsXK)
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Israel has security concerns?! The hell you say!
https://bit.ly/2MwIaBU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Sad but true...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:06 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 09, 2018 11:06 AM (YWG/U)
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I think it's different than that (though I haven't been to Israel in a long time now).
I think the pragmatic part of it is: They know their only friend wants them to be that way.
The other part of it is: The Jews ARE compassionate and reasonable. Too compassionate, and too reasonable.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:06 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 09, 2018 11:06 AM (baRe2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:07 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:04 AM (/t
Heh... talk about an inconvenient truth... about as inconvenient as the Little Ice Age....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:07 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:08 AM (OLCnA)
and rocket launches are unbelievably strict. That flows from a
misguided desire to be seen by the world as compassionate and
reasonable.
It also flows from interference from the US, mostly from Democrats.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2018 11:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:08 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: saf at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (NqZ29)
Fookin' tree rings sell out the Warmists once again.
Every one of those treasonous bastards should have been cut down.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (v1fwL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (OLCnA)
Not really. The Gulf Stream (and associated flows) are what warms North West Europe, GB, etc.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (6qErC)
1) Come to power
2) Enjoy your crapulent lifestyle
3) Be really ineffective because your ideas are bad
4) Observe the decline
5) Start taking heat from your subjects
6) Scapegoat an external force for ruining your dreams
The Jews are as good as any for step #6 for the Eurotrash, and they have a history of exactly how to do it and plenty of practice doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (I2dne)
Prayer List Correction-
Yesterday I attributed a name for a need to the wrong poster. Iiam so sorry. and apologize. Fortunately God knows everybody's name even when the coordinator of the prayer list gets confused. This is the correct situation and needs of Lurking Phineas:
News. I start the 8 weeks of radiation tomorrow (Today). Recent conversation with the Doc confirms we are beating the cancer up with the hormone therapy, and that the radiation is to kill it. Although the hormone therapy will continue for 18 months to two years, he expects a cure. It got dusty for a few.
My employer has finally brought in a replacement and I am going on disability pay for 2-4 months. I am transferring knowledge and authority for the next week, and then I will be totally focused on the healing.All in all, very good news. I blame the fervent prayers of believer.
Please continue to pray for Lurking Phineas. Thanks
Another Prayer List correction:
(I listed Mr Feverhead's concerns are those of Lurking Phineas). Sorry to both of them
These are the current needs of "Mr Feverhead":
Was getting a port for cancer treatments July 2nd. Starts chemo for 6 months. Also, needs positive resolution in divorce for best results for family. Appreciates prayers from everyone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (Enq6K)
Well, you probably won't copy/paste the entire thread into a comment. Very unlikely.
Forget I even brought it up.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (NqZ29)
I mean I guess I get to some degree why Jews don't acknowledge Christians, as they don't recognize the primacy of Christ and the NT.
But in the other direction, Christians should fully acknowledge the significance of Jews in relation to the Creator.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:11 AM (AEm4x)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:11 AM (vbJig)
Got a new mouse...having trouble controlling it. Pointer flies all over the screen.
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 10:59 AM (Enq6K)
Go to Control Panel and get into the mouse utility, change the mouse scroll speed. I've had the same thing happen when changing to a different mouse manufacturer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (khWYc)
Belay that kind of talk..... it's all free will1!!1 all the time in our age, now.....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (ffWPP)
Because, unless I am mistaken, North Africa was the breadbasket of the Roman Empire.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (OLCnA)
True - but this isn't 1492, and it's rather odd that an historical trend lasted among a population for half a millennium...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (6qErC)
It seems related, somehow, but Iran threatens the US because Trump! But Iran doesn't attack the US. Instead, Hamas attacks Israel.
It seems to be a variation of 'buy my book or my pr agent will kill the puppy'.
Then there is the tiff between Canada and Saudi Arabia. If only we in the US could do what Canada did and get the Saudis out of the US. Instead, reading the news about the Canada/Saudi spat, the Saudi's are pulling their people/money/assets out of Canada and moving them to the US and UK.
The UK doesn't need'm, and we don't want'm.
We're still being held hostage to the middle east oil since the Jimmy Carter days and Obama says we can't drill our way out of it.
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (XeN7w)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:09 AM (ffWPP)
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We do!!!!
But Facistbook and Twit'her says they fact check warmists, brand them as deniers and throttle the distribution.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 09, 2018 11:13 AM (8XRCm)
Commissioner John Wiley Price didn't answer his phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:13 AM (REkPr)
His comment section has been annihilated since Disqus terminated it's service with him
This is what happens when you turn over control to leftists.
This high tech lynching and silencing of Alex Jones, essentially with the flick of a switch with no recourse is an existential threat to the United States if allowed to stand.
I don't know how his blog was setup or how Disques integrates so unless there is some backup mechanism, years worth of commentary has been dissapeared.
The communication utilities, and that's what they are, need to be regulated as utilities and public accommodations.
And now all these media companies are putting pressure on twitter to remove Jones presence there even though twitter says he has not violated any TOS.
And Vox is lobbying apple to remove the InfoWars app from the appstore, even though he has not violated any TOS.
The war is here, it is on our steppes.
Fight!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 09, 2018 11:13 AM (upD/b)
Forget I even brought it up.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (IqOTP)
I might have done that once with my old mouse...
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (Enq6K)
Its time for some Lawfare.
Normally, a State and its Officers have Sovereign Immunity from being sued, BUT, you lose Sovereign Immunity if you have committed a crime while doing that action...
Title 8 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting an illegal makes the release of that illegal a felony, thus for the release itself, the City, State, and its OFFICERS have lost Sovereign Immunity.
Sue the shit out of them.
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (NgKpN)
Trust the English to make wine bland.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Import people who do NOT speaka da language and then wonder why they aren't working.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (REkPr)
tolerance of the crypto-Islamists among many Arabs living in Israel is a
dangerous policy
I would suggest that it's not only "among many arabs" ... the jewish left in Israel is almost as bad as in the US.
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (TI8Qz)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (NWiLs)
Indeed it was. Prior to desertification, much of what we now call the northern Sahara Desert was irrigated ag land...
Which all came to a halt in the 7th century or so. Wonder what might have happened to make trade around the Med a bit more risky...
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:15 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:15 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (6qErC)
++++++++++++
Their ruling class has actually been remarkably stable, the 20th century not withstanding. And the 20th was a banner century for European hatred of the Jews. They democratized it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:15 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:11 AM (vbJig)
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Putting Banks on the stand to say Manafort loans were fraudulent. It's not clear at this time if Manafort defaulted on the loans.
Posted by: WisRich at August 09, 2018 11:15 AM (G0vdT)
Fight!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 09, 2018 11:13 AM (upD/b)
Steps, not steppes.
Before the next c-n-p.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (veoSD)
Thanks! That helped!
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (Enq6K)
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All of these sanctuary cities claim that enforcing immigration laws goes against their "values". Good to know that child rapists are part of their values
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:08 AM (OLCnA)
You'd think that they would recognize that the number one common characteristic of all illegal aliens is that they are, are best, scofflaws.
Then it goes down from there.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (1g7ch)
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:15 AM (6qErC)
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Wut.
Stop looking at me.
Stop looking at me or I keeeeel you... Infidel.
Posted by: Mohammed at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (90cx5)
Ah yes. He of the "Just say NO to the NRA coming to Dallas" fame...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (6qErC)
Title 8 USC 1324 Aiding and Abetting an illegal makes the release of that illegal a felony, thus for the release itself, the City, State, and its OFFICERS have lost Sovereign Immunity.
Sue the shit out of them.
Posted by: Don Q
Break them. Professionally and personally.
Make them have to sell bone marrow for enough money just to "pay" attention.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (gmo/4)
"Perhaps?" What the fvck else could it be? That they had a large system of greenhouses and were heating them with nuclear energy?
Hey-I wouldn't put it past the Romans. Those toga wearing freaks did complex engineering using Roman numerals. Rain Man couldn't do that stuff.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (AjNMO)
Go to Control Panel and get into the mouse utility, change the mouse scroll speed. I've had the same thing happen when changing to a different mouse manufacturer.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (veoSD)
Thanks! That helped!
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 11:16 AM (Enq6K)
*fistbump*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (AjNMO)
Jizz, yeah?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (NWiLs)
a) Robert Mueller
2) James Comey
Choose one from the list above.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (/tuJf)
Nah. That can't be it. Must've been some other reason...
Got it - CLIMATECHANGE!
/your betters
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (6qErC)
Abdul, time to reposition inside the hospital.
Posted by: The Terrorists at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (LOgQ4)
I gave up on bothering with studying the AGW BS, because not matter how much fraud is revealed, ThePowers stick with their storyline, and denounce ClimateDeniers. But that is a fairly short period, and at least with the Pacific, ocean patterns have a fairly large influence on 10-15 year patterns.
The news is that the Daily Mail covers it in serious fashion. Maybe the media mafia is cracking ... the real crack would be if they report the Mueller/Clinton mafia are the ones that colluded with Russia, and used the FBI to run a coup.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: mindful webworker - accentuate the positive... eliminate the negative... at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (FYqfs)
Could the Middle East become a proxy war between US and Europe? Let's not pretend Europeans don't hate America.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (CJmlv)
A few dozen 105mm howitzers doing counter-battery duty on the border with the Gaza Strip would do wonders. One rocket? 50 rounds of HE. 10 rockets? 500 rounds of HE plus a bonus helicopter strike!
It's the 155mm or go home piker.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:19 AM (10vO4)
Walk that back. Oh no not the comment the howitzer fire. Eventually this plan will create a proper DMZ.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 11:19 AM (kG2lj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:19 AM (39g3+)
True, the Euro wide upper crust has been amazingly stable for hundreds of years, but beliefs among them haven't - save for a convenient whipping boy - the Jews.
And I, too, stand w/Israel.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:20 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: moki at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (V+V48)
Do we still have our Vietnam era B-52 carpet-bombers to lend Israel? They did not work in the jungles, but against the Gaza Strip, a comprehensive Carpet bombing would work!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)
It's the 155mm or go home piker.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
A few dozen 105mm howitzers doing counter-battery duty on the border with the Gaza Strip would do wonders. One rocket? 50 rounds of HE. 10 rockets? 500 rounds of HE plus a bonus helicopter strike!---
Walk that back. Oh no not the comment the howitzer fire. Eventually this plan will create a proper DMZ.
Posted by: X-ray
MOAB. Make your own instant DMZ.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (CJmlv)
Sue the shit out of them.
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 11:14 AM (NgKpN)
Sue?
If it is a federal felony arrest the desk sergeant who let the guy walk. When he says "following orders" go get the guy he rolls on... continue up the chain to the governor. You can roll up the whole chain in less time that it takes for them to get the first press release, and even if they do get ACLU on the line, keep going.
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Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)
Carpet v. strip. And now we're back to that again.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shep! at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (G3h2P)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Heavens BC, we fully accept that Jesus was a Jew and the Catholic faith sprang from Jewish traditions. Many of our (Catholic) rituals are originally based on Jewish practices. Or am I misunderstanding you?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM (Hb/ve)
Posted by: Tami
Takes some mice a few days to get housebroken. Meanwhile, just keep some newspapers on the mouse pad.
Posted by: mindful webworker - watch out it bites at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM (FYqfs)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 11:17 AM (AjNMO)
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That may or may not have been me. But it's not so much an "opinion." Imams frequently say as much in Europe.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)
Carpet v. strip. And now we're back to that again.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Go bare down there, I say!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM (ujg0T)
You wanna put some legs under that, chief? Which Europeans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:24 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Tami
Sensitivity settings are probably too high. Should be able to adjust that in settings, if you can find it in the $#!+show that is Win10 (assuming that's what you're using).
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 11:24 AM (AM1GF)
It's always good to"just say No" to risky theological discussions. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:24 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:24 AM (khWYc)
America!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:25 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:25 AM (ffWPP)
You wanna put some legs under that, chief? Which Europeans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:26 AM (REkPr)
Could the Middle East become a proxy war between US and Europe? Let's not pretend Europeans don't hate America.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (CJmlv)
Let's see, who might have a few pallets of cash laying around, courtesy of Barack Hussein Obama?
Lots of Europe hates us, they're just way too neutered to do anything about it, and they'd probably try to kill each other first.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 09, 2018 11:26 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:26 AM (39g3+)
Do we still have our Vietnam era B-52 carpet-bombers to lend Israel? They did not work in the jungles, but against the Gaza Strip, a comprehensive Carpet bombing would work!
Posted by: Curmudgeon
Empire carpet bombing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2018 11:26 AM (IqV8l)
It's always good to"just say No" to risky theological discussions. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:24 AM (AllCR)
Yeah.... watch what you say... you could be mauled by Bears....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)
Carpet v. strip. And now we're back to that again.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
The beauty of low cost JDAM guidance is you never have to bomb the same crater again. Perfect 50 x 50 pattern.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (1g7ch)
"Our American Cousin" was playing at Ford's Theater...
in April 1865.
They've looked down their collective noses at us since 1492...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Tami
Sensitivity settings are probably too high.
It's a snowflake mouse?!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)
>> food
Egypt. And he settled Jacob and the rest of the clan in the Land of Goshen. You know, land o' Goshen.
CBD needs to put up some of the many painting of young Joseph fleeing Potiphar's wife. And early MILF story.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (8O3HH)
M65 (IIRC).
Time to revisit the old ways...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (6qErC)
Now you're just gilding the lilly
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (10vO4)
Here, you guys go first...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:28 AM (6qErC)
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And you can't afford to be when surrounded by slavering wolves.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:28 AM (CJmlv)
Thanks, That's true, and Lurking Phineas was very graciousabout, but it's bad to pray for someone going through a divorce when the person who you attribute it to isn't having that experience. The administrative assitant will NOT get a raise next year. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (AllCR)
Well there are different sorts of hate. Much of Europe hates the USA but the form of hate is jealousy, humiliation, and revulsion at how gauche and un-European the USA is. They love our money and our umbrella of protection over them. They love how America props up their states so they can have cradle to grave government protection. They love American medical advances and technological innovations. They love the internet and American movies.
They just hate feeling small and weak and pathetic next to the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (39g3+)
Here, you guys go first...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:28 AM (6qErC)
The phenomena best illustrated in " Galaxy Quest".....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (ffWPP)
1) Come to power
2) Enjoy your crapulent lifestyle
3) Be really ineffective because your ideas are bad
4) Observe the decline
5) Start taking heat from your subjects
6) Scapegoat an external force for ruining your dreams
The Jews are as good as any for step #6 for the Eurotrash, and they have a history of exactly how to do it and plenty of practice doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:10 AM (I2dne)
Medieval European lords with champagne tastes and a beer tax base would routinely get in debt to Jewish money lenders--Jewish, because there was a Christian prohibition against usury and money lending so Jews filled that economic niche since they had been pushed out of other occupations by oppressive laws. So it would go:
1. Live more lavishly (and go to war more often) than your tax base can support
2. Raise taxes.
3. Peasants revolt.
4. Lower taxes, get a loan from the Jewish banker.
5. Party hearty! Invade your neighbor!
6. Wake up with a hangover and realize that the treasury is empty and the Jewish banker is politely asking for his interest payment.
7. Lead a pogrom against the filthy Jewish banker, which will erase both your debt and that of your soldiers, who also have eyes bigger than their resources.
8. Go back to step 1.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
True, but some upper class sectors have been remarkably resilient across what we would call Western Europe.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (6qErC)
I think the native Europeans are anti-American now but I shudder to
think what that continent will become in a generation when Muslims take
over completely.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (CJmlv)
In 2 generations we'll be back liberating it. I just hope, if it comes to that, we annex Europe as our own. By then we would have saved their collective asses 3 times. It is ours now. If they object to those terms, then sit back and watch them burn; and listen for the ay-ay-ay-ay-I-wanna-snakbar-KABOOM.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (8O3HH)
I think Potiphar's wife was an early MIWLF. W = Wouldn't. Joseph didn't want to do her. Apparently, Potiphar didn't either since she was chasing potent testicles.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (AllCR)
Spoiler alert: it won't!
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 11:31 AM (NpvYf)
Here, you guys go first...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:28 AM (6qErC)
The phenomena best illustrated in " Galaxy Quest".....
Posted by: kraken
Ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:31 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: Huey Lewis at August 09, 2018 11:31 AM (8O3HH)
"Our American Cousin" was playing at Ford's Theater...
in April 1865.
They've looked down their collective noses at us since 1492...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (6qErC)
Europe is a theme park - "Yesterdayland"- overrun with crazed, useless Muslims.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:31 AM (IqKlE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:31 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:21 AM (ujg0T)
Carpet v. strip. And now we're back to that again.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
The beauty of low cost JDAM guidance is you never have to bomb the same crater again. Perfect 50 x 50 pattern.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (1g7ch)
sell the Israelis one of the mothballed Battleships.
The entire border of Israel would be within shore fire range.
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (AllCR)
And.... you will have a Much Better coffee shop in the lobby to hang out in....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (ffWPP)
116 Mike Pence is talking about the Space Force. A couple of guys in the audience wearing red shirts looked pretty nervous"
Here, you guys go first...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:28 AM (6qErC)
The phenomena best illustrated in " Galaxy Quest".....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (ffWPP)
Then what's my last name? Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name
Posted by: Crewman #6 at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (jxbfJ)
Twice in one century was enough.
They made their own bed. They can get fucked in it.
GECSPLAN now!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Huey Lewis"
Still one of the greatest opening guitar licks evar...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:26 AM (39g3+)
Must be in a parallel universe. Because it's certainly not in this one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (IqKlE)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
I saw Potent Testicles open up for Slut Walk at the Orpheum in late '87!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (REkPr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:08 AM (OLCnA)"
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I don't understand how you could feign ignorance of the criminal nature when surrounded by it to the extent that shithole sanctuary cities usually are.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (CJmlv)
But I'm sure that doesn't stop them from being 'on the dole' at taxpayer expense. SO they get black-market income AND jizya/entitlements.
Two UKs???
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Potiphar's wife is usually painted as attractive and seductive, but some paint her as old, fat and ugly.
But there's no question that Bathsheba was a hottie.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2018 11:33 AM (8O3HH)
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Emails Show Christopher Steele Lobbied DOJ Official On Behalf Of Russian Oligarch | The Daily Caller
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what a mighty circle the Deep State weaves
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (y3aQB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Must be in a parallel universe. Because it's certainly not in this one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That's why they live in the dirt and wipe their ass with their bare hand.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (REkPr)
Twice in one century was enough.
Too many Europeans anyway. Next time we tell them, "Call us when you've halved the population of Europe in your internecine slaughter, and then we'll consider whether we'll do anything about it. Until then ... nope."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (IqKlE)
Maybe you're the plucky comic relief!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (39g3+)
I spent years traveling around the globe on business. Every continent save for Antartica and many, many countries.
On balance, I found that more people like Americans than not. Consider that the same people who are constantly saying that the world is embarrassed by America or hate Americans are the same people who say that Trump colluded with Russians to win the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (/tuJf)
WHY BOTHER ANYMORE? TELL ME WHY, BEN!
Posted by: mindful webworker - that's not funny at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (FYqfs)
118-And that's a joke because I don't have a paid admin asst.;^) When i
get to serve the big mega church then I will have lots of them. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (AllCR)
Ala Joel Olsteen?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (a0IVu)
Indeed there is. Mo' has taken over the old Gypsy/Roma side.
Gotta run - need some more duct tape...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Must be in a parallel universe. Because it's certainly not in this one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
That's why they live in the dirt and wipe their ass with their bare hand.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (REkPr)
It's a "handy" religion that tells you which hand to use, too. I missed that tip in the Bible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (IqKlE)
GECSPLAN addresses European overpopulation. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (fA1SL)
Twice in one century was enough.
Too many Europeans anyway. Next time we tell them, "Call us when you've halved the population of Europe in your internecine slaughter, and then we'll consider whether we'll do anything about it. Until then ... nope."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Next time we go back, we are annexing territory.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (REkPr)
Just push the bastards into the sea.
Posted by: Jean at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (fxkxR)
And coffee "shop" would be better than we have now. ;^) because we have some ancient drip thing to make coffee. I provide the pastries and spouse usually makes the coffee. on the other hand, we do have nice pot lucks after communion Sunday and the organist who used to be a professional baker makes all kinds of home made cookies.
Do mega churches really have a coffee shop?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)
118-And that's a joke because I don't have a paid admin asst.;^) When i
get to serve the big mega church then I will have lots of them. LOL
There's a mega-church in our area with multiple campii!
Ask about possible franchise opportunities in your area!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
They've looked down their collective noses at us since 1492...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:27 AM (6qErC)
Yeah,it's still the same old aristocracy pulling the levers today in Europe.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM
Have her people, how you say, call my people.
Posted by: Paolo at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (6qErC)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb72rqcm
From The Sand Pebbles towards the end of the clip 3:35
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (kG2lj)
I wear the moniker of Ugly American proudly. Any American that claims to be Canadian when traveling abroad can kiss my ass.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (khWYc)
I'm always proud to say I'm an American but rather embarrassed to admit I live in Cali.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (a0IVu)
Notice that not too many Palestinians went to Irag or Iran Or even Syria. No they're gutless and are quite comfortable fighting an enemy that is afraid to kick their ass.
Israel is scared as they don't want the genocide label applied to them and thus their reluctance.
Interestingly enough the fake reason the Nazis wanted to do away with the Jews is the reason Israel needs to do away with the Palestinians.
Now I think they can avoid ovens and camps and such but they really need to get over this idea that they can eventually have peace with these guys.
AIN'T. GONNA. HAPPEN. It's going on 70 years now and no sign of letup.
They put up a wall and they bend over backward to legitimize a bunch of liars and thieves. I say bit the bullet (or actually let the palis bite a few) and just get er done.
They're lined up on the border like ducks in an arcade. Just start laying down some Ma Deuce and watch them scurry for cover.
Trump will cover for them in the UN.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (yon3t)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM
....
Yes, it's my fault.
I should say I don't quite get why we are not more closely aligned in regards to global politics when we share a kinship in religion.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (AEm4x)
I want a new drug.
Posted by: Huey Lewis"
Still one of the greatest opening guitar licks evar...
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There is a youtube video of a young drummer prodigy doing a cover of Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' and she says the drum rhythm is 'complex'.
It is the sound of a big block V-8, race tuned, starting cold; miss firing, idling rough, until the cylinders get warmed up enough for the engine to rumble. She is probably too young to have ever heard that sound.
I love that sound.
Posted by: Wilbur Woodhousen at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (XeN7w)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 09, 2018 11:12 AM (OLCnA)"
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Muslims are not hard workers, never have been. Their whole culture and civilisation is based on corruption and graft, conquest and plunder. What made anyone think that they will become productive workers by simply moving them geographically particularly when the new society provides free money?
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (CJmlv)
116 Mike Pence is talking about the Space Force. A couple of guys in the audience wearing red shirts looked pretty nervous"
Here, you guys go first...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:28 AM (6qErC)
The phenomena best illustrated in " Galaxy Quest".....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (ffWPP)
Then what's my last name? Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name
Posted by: Crewman #6 at August 09, 2018 11:32 AM (jxbfJ)
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I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here
Posted by: WisRich at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (G0vdT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIKdIvWZqMI
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (W+vEI)
Yet another one of those bits where Muhammad codified Arabic culture into religious law. Its like someone writing a scripture in England where you pass wine to the left and drink tea with a pinky raised. Part of the reason Islam grew so rapidly is that it basically tells Arabs "whatever you were doing is now holy and everyone should do it."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)
I'm not anything like Joel esteem-Whoops I meant Osteen -although esteem seems (appropriate somehow) I can't say that I don't sometimes have upbeat messages, but I think he's a bit light on biblical theology. I am not a "prosperity Gospel" preacher. Also, I am not as good looking as Joel is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR)
Admittedly you have traveled more than me but that's not my anecdotal experience. Not always hate but definitely an air of superiority.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (39g3+)
EU has a larger population than the US.
EU has a 16.5 Trillion GDP... laggin the US at $18.6 Trillion... but still nothing to sneeze at.
Problem is, that unlike the US, Euros do not self identify as Europeons, (misspelled on purpose) but as their 'Native Country'. There is no common identity.
Note, it took the US Civil War for us to go from These United States, to THE United States.. and for people to think of themselves as Americans, vice Texicans, or New Yawkers...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:34 AM (/tuJf)
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I've only been to one European country (Ireland), and the rural/urban divide there was as real as it is here. In the city (where I was for work), I got politely pushed about being an American and how awful our behavior is and how worried they all were about Trump (this was October of '16) and how could we think of electing such a man.
In the country (where I was for the vacation that followed) people were friendly, and after asking where I was from (and answering honestly), they were still friendly - and often went out of their way to say something like, "I have an aunt in New Mexico. That's pretty close to Colorado, eh?"
It was stark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (I2dne)
Do mega churches really have a coffee shop?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)
Oh yeeeaaah... some of them boggle the mind Fen... a full course of lattes and chais, pastries, smoothies... you name it... staffed by church goers, with a paid overseer connected to some " ministry" the church has... I am not making this up...
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (ffWPP)
Heh. THAT sounds like the voice of experience!!
On the other hand, we were just parsing Genesis 1. What's the risk in that?
Hey, Fen, how's the boy, and the car wreck consequences? (That was last news I recall.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - close call > near miss at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (FYqfs)
2. Raise taxes.
3. Peasants revolt.
4. Lower taxes, get a loan from the Jewish banker.
5. Party hearty! Invade your neighbor!
6. Wake up with a hangover and realize that the treasury is empty and the Jewish banker is politely asking for his interest payment.
7. Lead a pogrom against the filthy Jewish banker, which will erase both your debt and that of your soldiers, who also have eyes bigger than their resources.
8. Go back to step 1.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
Up until #6, that sounds a lot like what passes for DC "fiscal policy"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:29 AM (39g3+)
Yep, perhaps rather than oversimplifying to hate, I should have said resents and seeks to undermine and exploit the US. They basically hold us in contempt yet they are dependent on us.
If Trump is successful at getting them hooked on US natural gas I expect strokes and ulcers to skyrocket in Germany just from the internalized hate and resentment.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (jp0Bv)
You wanna put some legs under that, chief? Which Europeans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
The chattering classes. The intellectualiods. The academics and their brainwashed students. The NGOs. The state-run media.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (k0ZhY)
You take that back, or else.
Posted by: Luxembourg at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (wW03z)
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Does that include goat-fucking?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mohammed Al-Muhamed Mohamud at August 09, 2018 11:39 AM (vg8iE)
Who was running the FBI when Diane Feinstein was told by the FBI that she had a Chinese spy on her staff?
a) Robert Mueller
2) James Comey
Choose one from the list above.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (/tuJf)
Were they really running the FBI?
Posted by: Diane Fienstein's Fabulously Wealthy Husband Who is not a spy at August 09, 2018 11:39 AM (ymnmz)
At least one I read of had a damned Starbucks in the "campus."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:39 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
He's a smiler. Smilers creep me out. The heresy doesn't help.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Yes. Look up Prestonwood Baptist Church in Plano, Texas.
Not even a true "mega church" and they have a Starbucks inside.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (REkPr)
Looks around.
Scratches.
This unemployment has me off schedule and I don't like it.
Goes looking for coffee.
RE: Israel...love me some Counter-Battery fire.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR)
Honestly, I find him more than a little off-putting. I like Robert Barron...he is a catholic priest with a lot of books, and bible study guides, etc. And he does have a gift of discussing the faith in a way that really gets you thinking.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (a0IVu)
Just every single person who matters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (ffWPP)
Clarivate Analytics has published their Top 100 Innovation Companies for 2017.
US: 36
Europe: 19
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (k0ZhY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (AllCR)
How about armored D9 bulldozers, blade to blafe?, scraping Gaza into the sea?
This is why I can't ever be President.
Posted by: Prisoner of Cuomostan at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (IQGRC)
On balance, I found that more people like Americans than not.
I am also in the every continent but Antarctica club, (I say "every inhabited continent"), though I think from anecdotes that I am not as well traveled as you.
This is what I was pushing back on. "Oh, Euros all hate America and want a proxy war against us".
We're just the world's big brother. We're bigger, we're stronger, we have more cool shit, and we save them from their dipshititude. Of course some resent us, but it's normal. It's not like a hate hate where they want us gone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c)
Just every single person who matters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (UiRxW)
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Which, now that I think about it, is pretty much how it works here, too.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (UiRxW)
You're dancing on the future graves of your constituents, you ghoul!!
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/ 1027270494863544320
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI)
Sure, but North America has a larger population than Europe. That's a meaningless stat, nations compare to other nations. Even the biggest and most populated European nation is a fraction of the USA.
But my point wasn't size and population so much as world esteem, power, and significance. France may think its the best place in the world and super hot stuff, but the truth is the only reason its in the UN Security Council is that people felt sorry for it after WW2.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)
He's a smiler. Smilers creep me out. The heresy doesn't help.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (AM1GF)
Come for the Goofy Grin... Stay for the Heresy!!!
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:42 AM (ffWPP)
I don't know that name. I will look him up. I wouldn't go to Joel Osteen for theology
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:42 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR)
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Fen, do you folks have swipe-tithing for credit cards?
I visited one of those big churches once and it startled me, no offering plate, just a card reader.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:42 AM (AEm4x)
1. It's not working any longer for them;
2. Skandi Icebacks are poor analogues for modern human beings.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL)
Goodness knows I've read plenty over the years as to why that is, but every explanation falls flat when taken to it's limits. Bizarre, it is.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 09, 2018 11:02 AM (6qErC) "
Ever had a knish?
I think that accounts for 95% of it.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, get it? Like the wrestler! I love that we both can remember things! at August 09, 2018 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Uhhh...no. We don't have the full service gym either. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (AllCR)
Honestly, I think it's an air of inferiority manifested as an air condescension. Some people love to take a shot at the guy on top to make them feel better about themselves and America dwarfs the rest of the world in just about every possible way.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (KYQQw)
It's the 155mm or go home piker.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:19 AM
If you ain't 8 inch, you ain't sh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (sqGij)
In the country (where I was for the vacation that followed) people were friendly, and after asking where I was from (and answering honestly), they were still friendly - and often went out of their way to say something like, "I have an aunt in New Mexico. That's pretty close to Colorado, eh?"
It was stark.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (I2dne)
I had the same experience in Great Britain. The people in London (with the exception of one shopkeeper) were standoffish and not to friendly. But when I took the train out to Duxford for the air show, the people were very nice, and excited to see an American. And when I told a couple I was from Philadelphia, they got very happy, because their daughter was going to school there.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
Uhhh...no. We don't have the full service gym either. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (AllCR)
You Amish......
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (ffWPP)
Raised in NW Ohio and lived in NE pa, I came into contact with a lot of
European immigrants who lived through WW2. The message from them was
"The bad news is the Germans have occupied the country, the good news is
it's open season on the Joos".
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (xzqr4)
Worked for a German company many years ago. We had two accountants come over to work in the US for a few weeks. We took them out one night for beers. I wanted to learn more about Germany having never been there myself. He proceeded to tell me:"Northern Germany - mostly Protestant, jah? Southern Germany -mostly Catholic, jah? But no joos. We have no more joos!".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 11:45 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:45 AM (AllCR)
Is that obscene for some reason?
I would assume the sheer size of a mega church would demand something more professional than the typical voluntary church coffee hour (and I have volunteered for that for years at my church, including baking cookies). Much easier than trying to maintain voluntary staff to serve hundreds/thousands each service.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Shep! at August 09, 2018 11:45 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)
It's the 155mm or go home piker.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:19 AM
If you ain't 8 inch, you ain't sh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
Please.
Posted by: Karl-Gerat at August 09, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Shep! at August 09, 2018 11:45 AM (vg8iE)
+++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:46 AM (I2dne)
Ol'three hymns and a PowerPoint.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)
Two turntables and a microphone > three hymns and a PowerPoint
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
The little church I went to as a kid had one. A big ass percolator in the basement kitchen with a donation jar next to it.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (kG2lj)
And, I mean, they come from the same area and basic genetic stock. Shave em and put them in a suit and you cannot tell a Jew from an Arab, they're basically cousins.
But there have been 163 Jewish Nobel Prize winners since 1901, and one arab: Yassr Arafat. And we all know what that was worth. I mean, people try to expand this and say 12 Muslims won, but only one was Arabic. The closest next one is Iranian (Persian). And all of them after 1978, mostly clustered in the 2000's when participation trophies became the rage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)
Not everyone in Western Europe hates America. I doubt even a majority do.
NO, but the majority does look down their noses at almost everything American
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (ffWPP)
be able to adjust that in settings, if you can find it in the $#!+show
that is Win10 (assuming that's what you're using).
Posted by: Brother Cavil, walking shambles at August 09, 2018 11:24 AM (AM1GF)
It is under Control Panel then Hardware and Settings.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (mpXpK)
One of my fondest memories is of monitoring the electromagnetic spectrum
off the coast of Beirut in the summer of 82, we had marines ashore as
part of the multinational peacekeeping force, mostly buffering the
belligerents from the Christians. The Syrians decided to escalate by
drawing Israel into the fray. In just a few hours the israeli air
forces put 96 per cent of the Syrian Air Force in the ground. Other 4
per cent couldnt get off the ground. IAF was flying A4 and F4 airframes
against so called superior Soviet airframes. The sudden stop of a
commie radar was quite pleasing. Leaving out lots of details for
posting sake, but when the Israelis conduct their bidness, bidness is
good.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (KYQQw)
I'll take "Peace through superior firepower for $800, Alex".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (jxbfJ)
Ol'three hymns and a PowerPoint.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)
Two turntables and a microphone > three hymns and a PowerPoint
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
Exactly what came to mind for me, too.
:fistbump:
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (7HtZB)
The EU is trying to morph into a Nation State... slowly.
They are even in the process of standing up an EU Army... not NATO, but EU.
They have courts, and Laws, AND some Foreign Policy...
The EU is also expansionist...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (90cx5)
Since Trumps star on the walk of fame in Hollywood is probably going by,
by. How about a replacing it with a star for Hillary (if she doesn't
have one already) Harvey Weinstein's star would also be fine. Or just
the one at the top of this thread.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (sqGij)
Well now that we know the policy is if the star gets defeaced they remove it, it's bring a hammer to Hollywood day. AMIRITE?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (ymnmz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzXze5Yza8
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (4ErVI)
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1.) It hasn't been working well for awhile now, though it did used to kind of trundle along, because:
2.) The populations are much smaller than in real countries; and,
3.) Those populations are quite homogenous in terms of ethnicity, class, etc., and have been for centuries. Scoialism didn't shatter their social order.
Levelling only seems to work when things were already pretty level, and even then it really sucks.
What major exports do these countries have? Where are there armies? What is their notable cultural output? Why do they need their economies floated by central banks in foreign countries?
It's when you start answering these questions, that you realize Scandinavia isn't composed of real countries - they're toy countries.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c) "
But it's actually worse for Europe. We're not the big brother. We're the *little brother*, except we worked out like crazy, studied hard, and now we're better, stronger, smarter, more successful, and nailing hotter chicks. Meanwhile big bro looks at his old letter jacket that's in a shadowbox in his one room apartment and cries. But history! He has so much more history than us!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (AllCR)
.....
We've got a basketball goal in the parking lot with an old metal backboard and no net. The parking lot is a bit too bumpy to play a game on.
Nobody uses it, people mainly just come to the church to worship and pray.
Really need to up our game.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (AEm4x)
You wanna put some legs under that, chief? Which Europeans?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 11:23 AM (fuK7c)"
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I've visited most of Europe and have family in Germany, Austria and Sweden. Maybe I should qualify my earlier statement, Western Europeans hate us.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (CJmlv)
One of my favorite things to do is look at the list of Nobel Prize
recipients over the existence of the prize and see how many Jewish
people there are vs how many Arabic.
And, I mean, they come from the same area and basic genetic stock.
Shave em and put them in a suit and you cannot tell a Jew from an Arab,
they're basically cousins.
But there have been 163 Jewish Nobel Prize winners since 1901, and
one arab: Yassr Arafat. And we all know what that was worth. I mean,
people try to expand this and say 12 Muslims won, but only one was
Arabic. The closest next one is Iranian (Persian). And all of them
after 1978, mostly clustered in the 2000's when participation trophies
became the rage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)
Then there was the 2009 winner.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (jxbfJ)
Apparently we're doing a lousy job attracting world travelers.
Posted by: Antarctica Tourist Bureau at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (ffWPP)
Well I mean if you take a pick to Roman Polanski's star, the cops standing around eating donuts will probably try to stop you. Trump's, not so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 11:50 AM (fA1SL)
I think they probably meet their needs. The main purpose of the pastor is to preach or teach. Big churches often have a large staff of people handling different areas and they train lay people to do caring ministries in small groups. I don't know what qualifies a church as "mega church". Brooklyn Tabernacle is very large and works under that model, I think, but that Pastor-Jim Cymbala- is nothing like Joel Osteen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:50 AM (AllCR)
W.T.F?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (4ErVI)
They deserve it. They were spending like drunken sailors on a weekend pass.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:50 AM (10vO4)
They're replacing it with the Robert Byrd Memorial Supreme Court
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)
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The Looking West From Red Square link on the Morning Report deals with how the average Russki views Americans and finds that although hating America is government sponsered cool there, much of the anti-Americanism is only skin deep and for show. I suspect that many Russkies and other Yurps view America much the way I view them, as a mixed bag. Partly good, partly bad, partly smart, and partly stupid. Or, as Kris Kristofferson sang:
He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction,
Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
a) Robert Mueller
2) James Comey
Choose one from the list above.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (/tuJf)
Jack, an even more impertinent question would be "who was running the NSA and CIA at that time?"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (vbJig)
a) Robert Mueller
2) James Comey
Choose one from the list above.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM
~~~~~
Oh, no, no, no, no. You must be mistaken. Those are men of the law, and integrity! And they're rock-ribbed Republicans too!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
Word!
Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (/tuJf)
That's as good an explanation as any so I can't really argue against it.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (khWYc)
Apparently we're doing a lousy job attracting world travelers.
Posted by: Antarctica Tourist Bureau at August 09, 2018 11:49 AM (LOgQ4)
Besides the secret nazi UFO base, of course
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (7HtZB)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzXze5Yza8
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (/tuJf)
++++++++++
It's been a while since I have seen a good, solid jingoistic advertisement. I still haven't forgiven GM for their fascist crap in 2008-2009, but that is a very good ad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 11:41 AM (AllCR)
Go look at the per capita income to Norway from North Sea oil. I thought it was in the tens of thousands of dollars per person. Then add in the American defense umbrella, American spending driving medical research, etc.
The Scandis live in an American world. We don't have the option of waiting for someone else to defend us and invent the things that improve our lives.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 09, 2018 11:52 AM (jp0Bv)
-The last time a European showed some balls against the infidels.
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 11:52 AM (gmo/4)
Hey, here's a group that you're not part of and they're holding you down. It's not that you're not getting off your ass to get ahead, it's these OTHER people. You should hate them.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 09, 2018 11:52 AM (xQfPr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2018 11:52 AM (rnAwa)
______________________________________
Because they asked some toothless hillybilly to swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:52 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 09, 2018 11:36 AM (a0IVu)
Hell, I'm from Massachusetts. We haven't had anything to be proud of since the Revolution.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 11:53 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 09, 2018 11:50 AM (fA1SL)
That's one way to get an all Republican court
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 11:53 AM (4ErVI)
-The last time a European showed some balls against the infidels.
Posted by: Archer at August 09, 2018 11:52 AM (gmo/4)
I'm right here, dude.
Posted by: Zombie King Jan Sobieski at August 09, 2018 11:53 AM (7HtZB)
The EU is trying to morph into a Nation State... slowly.
They are even in the process of standing up an EU Army... not NATO, but EU.
They have courts, and Laws, AND some Foreign Policy...
The EU is also expansionist...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 11:48 AM (NgKpN)
Let them have an army. It's long past time for NATO to fade away. If the Euros want to be taken seriously then they'll have to sacrifice some of that welfare state goodness for some genuine military security. Oh, and good luck getting anybody but Muslims to serve in your armies. Ask the Romans how populating your army with barbarians goes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Word!
Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (sjdRT)
Oh please honey, you ain't all that
Posted by: Big Bertha at August 09, 2018 11:53 AM (10vO4)
Let those UN jerks get a taste of what it's like to live there, and we get rid of their sorry asses.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:54 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB)
So we're Steve Rhodes and Europe is Al Bundy?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 11:54 AM (kqsXK)
My criticism is that, with control of the weather, Israel has failed to turn the Sinai into a Garden of Eden which would attract all Gazans to well-paying agricultural jobs and simultaneously relieve the food problems in Egypt.
WTF is up with that Israel? Is this too much to ask?
Posted by: Huch von Follywood, need moar coffee at August 09, 2018 11:54 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)
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I saw that ad when it aired, and couldn't believe what I was hearing. I assume Obama had his car czar behead whatever marketing team storyboarded it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 11:55 AM (UiRxW)
_______________________________________
Mazeltov!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:55 AM (vbJig)
Wow. Usually these idiots simply refuse to acknowledge the question whether Israel has a right to exist or not.
To actually come out and say it's "bias[ed]" to believe Israel has a right to exist is something especially brazen.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2018 11:55 AM (9qZ3S)
Admittedly you have traveled more than me but that's not my anecdotal experience. Not always hate but definitely an air of superiority.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (khWYc)"
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You're right, perhaps hate is too strong a word. That air of condescension and superiority irked me.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:55 AM (CJmlv)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2018 11:51 AM (sjdRT)
Oh please honey, you ain't all that
Posted by: Big Bertha at August 09, 2018 11:53 AM (10vO4)
The Paolo, he is pretty sure he is indeed all that. I show you now. Please to be standing back.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (90cx5)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:38 AM (khWYc)
I traveled a great deal as well, and it's not my experience, either, which indicated that Europeans tend to consider Americans as dull-witted bumpkins who somehow, inexplicably, ended up in the catbird seat politically, militarily, culturally, and economically, but who are slowly gaining the wisdom of adopting socialist policies to moderate their long-standing economic savagery.
The Brits seems to view us with a mixture of pride and disdain, much like the son who grows up to outshine the father, who is not entirely pleased by the development.
The French hate us because we're not French, and have pushed them off center stage in the world, which they consider their natural place in the order of things.
The Germans are relatively well-disposed towards us. Yes, they denigrate conservative American politicians (almost an article of faith in Europe), but on a personal level they seem well-disposed.
Japanese have a certain respect for us - largely by virtue of having kicked their asses when they thought they were pretty hot stuff - but have an unfortunate tendency toward sanctimony re Hiroshima and Nagasaki. (But they don't talk about - and many do not know about - Nanking or Group 731 atrocities.)
Koreans, for their part, look down on and hate everyone, as near as I can tell. Commie propaganda has worked its magic on them, as they seem somehow to blame us for the dead in the Korean War, as if it weren't started by ... Koreans.
All of the above are merely personal anecdotal observations, of course, and may be entirely rubbish.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (IqKlE)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (9qZ3S)
So you're saying that the Nobel Committee is just a Jewish conspiracy?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (khWYc)
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (vXQit)
Posted by: Antarctica Tourist Bureau at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (IqKlE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (AEm4x)
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (vbJig)
Also an interesting question.
The reason I ask which of those two was running the FBI is the different way things were handled for Feinstein and Trump.
In both cases it was a potential counterintelligence operation. In Feinstein's case, the FBI alerted her to the spy and for some reason, I know, I know, the spy was allowed to retire. In Trump's case he was not told and a full blown counterintelligence operation was started against people in his campaign.
And either Mueller or Comey or both was involved in both those decisions and operations. Seems awfully coincidental that this was kept hidden for 5 years and is just now coming to light.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (9qZ3S)
Phew!
I thought it was me!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (IqKlE)
Sort of, except Al was still a better physical specimen than Steve - but yes, Steve had a good current life (well, as good a life as you can have while married to Marcy), while Al always rested on the laurels of his 4 touchdowns in the Chicago City Championship game.
(And on the "hotter chicks" part, would anybody take Amanda Bearse over Katey Sagal? Sure, Al almost never slept with her, but that's his problem...)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hunger Games N.A. at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (XcgmW)
Integrated the Army.
Posted by: Frederick Douglass at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (kG2lj)
Well, maybe Beirut. It is, after all, the Paris of the Middle East. The UN will love it there. In Paris.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, now onto newer, better things at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (vXQit)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (AEm4x)
Posted by: Ellen at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The Paolo at August 09, 2018 11:58 AM (sjdRT)
I have three close /b tags in my email line and it didn't do nuffin.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2018 11:58 AM (9qZ3S)
That'll happen when Greece and Turkey merge. Peacefully.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 11:58 AM (IqKlE)
They are even in the process of standing up an EU Army... not NATO, but EU.
How will they fund it?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:58 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (EFhmz)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (7AQC5)
It's the 155mm or go home piker.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 11:19 AM
If you ain't 8 inch, you ain't sh*t.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:44 AM (0tfLf)
Please.
Posted by: Karl-Gerat at August 09, 2018 11:46 AM
Good point...but one round every ten minutes vs 50 rounds...nd be a hell of a lot more maneuverable.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 09, 2018 11:57 AM (a0IVu)
Heh... love the article about rank and file Chinese saying that they hope " Grandpa Trump" will get rid of Communism for them....
Posted by: kraken at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Ice-T Bag at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:00 PM (UiRxW)
Spolled children often act resentful. Let's see how a little tough love changes that.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 12:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Corrupt Media Reprogramming, Test Run at August 09, 2018 12:00 PM (XcgmW)
I don't think Amanda Bearse likes the team I play for.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (khWYc)
My experience with Koreans is they disdain everyone not Korean. Most racist people I've ever been around. Since they've become vastly wealthy they like to lord it over even Americans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, now onto newer, better things at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (UiRxW)
@realDonaldTrump
25 seconds ago
This is an illegally brought Rigged Witch Hunt run by people who are totally corrupt and/or conflicted. It was started and paid for by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats. Phony Dossier, FISA disgrace and so many lying and dishonest people already fired. 17 Angry Dems? Stay tuned!
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (oZ6kz)
Ed O'Neill is/was a pretty formidable physical specimen. IIRC, he's about 6'1" and 245 lbs., and played (or tried to play) professional football.
You can tell in a number of episodes that he also was clearly a pretty good boxer from the way he threw a haymaker.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (IqKlE)
Hell, I'm from Massachusetts. We haven't had anything to be proud of since the Revolution.
Massachusetts supplied a lot of regiments in the civil war.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (10vO4)
I have three close /b tags in my email line and it didn't do nuffin.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2018 11:58 AM
Yeah, they don't do shit there. Stick 'em behind your nic, where they'll be processed.
Posted by: Antarctica Tourist Bureau at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (khWYc)
Wrong side of history. This is not who we are.
Posted by: Lameass Duck Paul Ryan at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (oZ6kz)
As actresses, I take your point (and Bearse is an out and proud lesbian, which, as I understand, was one of the reasons Ed O'Neil didn't like her). But as characters, they'd make up a good threesome for any lucky Paolo, since both Peggy and Marcy were written as sex-mad, but only Marcy and Steve were able to get their freak on regularly.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Al Bundy at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (vbJig)
Spolled children often act resentful. Let's see how a little tough love changes that.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 12:00 PM (/tuJf)
This.
Get out of our basement and pull your own weight, sonny.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 12:03 PM (IqKlE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:03 PM (UiRxW)
Pentagon stops discharging Immigrants who can't pass the Background checks... because of Courts.
The very idea that someone, especially a Foreigner, has a RIGHT to serve in the Armed Forces, is stupid.
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 12:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 12:03 PM (khWYc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (39g3+)
True. It's the elite of Western Europe who hate America. And the elite of America who hate America.
When a Lefty says "We are the laughingstock of the world because Trump!", they are referring to the feelings of the Western European Elite. Most "regular" Europeans probably regard the US with a mixture of awe, respect, dislike, envy, suspicion and yes.....love.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (khWYc) "
True - I guess I should say "anybody male." I figure even the dykes would rather have Katey.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 12:03 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: And Power at August 09, 2018 12:04 PM (r9UYA)
This is an illegally brought Rigged Witch Hunt run by people who are totally corrupt and/or conflicted. It was started and paid for by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats. Phony Dossier, FISA disgrace and so many lying and dishonest people already fired. 17 Angry Dems? Stay tuned!
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Awe. Some.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2018 12:04 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 12:02 PM (kqsXK) "
Oh, no doubt, the character of Marcy Rhodes/Darcy was a freaky bitch.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 12:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Very strange to note - the "posted by" lines do not get boldfaced, but the boldfacing continues in the next comment box. IIRC, when italicizing runs over, the "posted by" lines get italicized, too. IIRC.
Except for Jay's #271, where half the "posted by" is bold, up to where I presume Jay has a close-tag in his handle. Curious.
Something only those of us who work with HTML and CSS would note much less ponder, I suppose.
Pixy is a rich field for study in this way.
Posted by: mindful webworker - close call > near miss at August 09, 2018 12:05 PM (FYqfs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 09, 2018 11:11 AM (AEm4x)
Most do, actually.Some actually overdo it.
Posted by: GWB at August 09, 2018 12:05 PM (EFhmz)
Am I drunk?
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:05 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2018 12:06 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
When they were filming the show there would have been a jailbait problem though.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 12:06 PM (kG2lj)
588 ballots "found" in Cincinnati.
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 12:06 PM (NwpKw)
Gee, I wonder if they are doing the reverse too? Suuure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 09, 2018 12:06 PM (0ogQG)
Pentagon stops discharging Immigrants who can't pass the Background checks... because of Courts.
If they can't pass a background check how can the Army issue them a weapon?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 12:07 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Soothi at August 09, 2018 12:06 PM (NwpKw) "
589 of them for the Democrat, I'm sure.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 12:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Good, got a big pine in the back yard the power co is supposed to take down...when they get to it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 12:07 PM (NqZ29)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2018 12:08 PM (O2RFr)
See? He knows everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 12:08 PM (/tuJf)
Something only those of us who work with HTML and CSS would note much less ponder, I suppose.
Pixy is a rich field for study in this way.
Except that all of you who play in the dark arts of close tags in the nic are heretics.
You post naked, just as you dress commando, and you take the consequences of your HTML errors.
It's the manly way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 09, 2018 12:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 09, 2018 12:08 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 12:08 PM (NqZ29)
** THIS IS A HORDE FASHION ALERT **
Crocs has announced that is closing all of its manufacturing facilities, and that its CFO will resign.
It is unclear what the future of Crocs production will be.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at August 09, 2018 12:09 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: 116-Year-Old Voters at August 09, 2018 12:09 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 12:09 PM (AllCR)
Didn't hurt that I was there "to help", but the respect, and even the understanding that the US was basically the "good guy" in most matters, was clear, and was there despite people having lived in an information environment as distorted as today's typical urban/suburban NPR listener for most of their lives.
Anonymity prevents going into some of the best stories, but they're striking.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 09, 2018 12:09 PM (QDnY+)
My experience with Koreans is they disdain everyone not Korean. Most racist people I've ever been around. Since they've become vastly wealthy they like to lord it over even Americans.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, now onto newer, better things at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (LISuA)
So let them spend some of that wealth raising the North from abject poverty and retiring Whoa Fat to the Riviera to get him out of the way. If the Germans can do it then they can too.
This is an illegally brought Rigged Witch Hunt run by people who are totally corrupt and/or conflicted. It was started and paid for by Crooked Hillary and the Democrats. Phony Dossier, FISA disgrace and so many lying and dishonest people already fired. 17 Angry Dems? Stay tuned!
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
17! Q-anon is a prophet!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 09, 2018 12:09 PM (RD7QR)
*** Remove the space I put before each / ***
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM (Enq6K)
both those decisions and operations. Seems awfully coincidental that
this was kept hidden for 5 years and is just now coming to light. Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (/tuJf)
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So who was involved in the Pakistani Pets operation?
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM (MIKMs)
Pixy is a rich field for study in this way.
Posted by: mindful webworker - close call > near miss at August 09, 2018
I worked with many 'traditional' computer languages well before HTML came along. My first thoughts on HTML stick with me to today -- 'What the hell is this shit?'
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM (LOgQ4)
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I had never considered this tactic. Smart!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Soothi
Every single ballot should be vetted for legitimacy, not just counted.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM (REkPr)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 09, 2018 12:11 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 09, 2018 12:01 PM (khWYc)
Amanda Bearse and Ed O'Neil hated each other
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 12:11 PM (r9UYA)
Honey, sorry, my loader went out drinking with a bunch of lesbians...
Posted by: JEM at August 09, 2018 12:11 PM (EW5Rb)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (kG2lj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 11:59 AM (39g3+)
A friend of mine was in Solidarity in Poland, where he says Reagan is revered as a god for supporting Poland against the Commies.
He said they felt all alone until Reagan weighed in on their side, when their spirits soared. One of the numerous reasons I disdained Obongo failing to express even verbal support for the Iranians in the Green Revolution. Bastard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (IqKlE)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2018 12:06 PM
That's my move.
Posted by: Al Franken at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0) "
Good acting often comes from reality. The on-screen tension between Al and Marcy was palpable.
It's sort of like Kubrick's directing style. Actors hated him. and many refused to work with him more than once or twice, but he got damn fine performances out of them.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (oZ6kz)
It's [ /i][ /b][ /s][ /u] (without the space before each /)
Posted by: Tami at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:13 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 09, 2018 12:10 PM
In The Barrel, no one can hear you scream.
Posted by: Ripley at August 09, 2018 12:13 PM (ctuyM)
https://tinyurl.com/y8ttur88
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 12:13 PM (kqsXK)
** THIS IS A HORDE FASHION ALERT **
Crocs has announced that is closing all of its manufacturing facilities, and that its CFO will resign.
It is unclear what the future of Crocs production will be.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association
Good thing I wear Birkenstocks
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
And either Mueller or Comey or both was involved in both those decisions and operations. Seems awfully coincidental that this was kept hidden for 5 years and is just now coming to light. Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 11:56 AM (/tuJf)
Maybe the CIA is pissed off about losing an entire human intelligence network.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 12:14 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:14 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 09, 2018 12:12 PM (oZ6kz)
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John Ford was so hard on John Wayne, that more than once, Wayne burst into tears - on the set.
John Wayne.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:15 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2018 12:09 PM (AllCR)
An excellent question.
Trump would be wise to get out in front of this and nail the dirty trick Dems.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 12:15 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at August 09, 2018 12:16 PM (x7rWu)
116 years old.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 12:16 PM (NqZ29)
No doubt. And the CIA reports to Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 12:16 PM (/tuJf)
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Little Miss Sarah Jeong is proof of that.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 12:17 PM (CJmlv)
It is unclear what the future of Crocs production will be.
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Could this be fallout from the #metoo-ing of Mario Batalli? (sp?)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (x7rWu)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (HrSJb)
We were having a dry spell on embarrelings. Good to see us getting the numbers up.
*moseys outside to change the "Days Since Last Embarrelment" sign* to read "1."*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (HaL55)
http://tinyurl.com/y8cjcsq2
Mind you, the upkeep will kill you but still...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)
No doubt. And the CIA reports to Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2018 12:16 PM (/tuJf)
And that would be Trump appointee Gina Haspel
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (CJmlv)
The magic dirt in America and Europe will alter their DNA to make them productive citizens. I wonder about that, thought, since it doesn't work too well on certain citizen populations already here.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Schoolbus Vagabond at August 09, 2018 12:19 PM (ARdkE)
And Republicans will start admitting that Democrats are correct that nominations should not be held up in an election year.
And then they'll confirm Amy Coney Barrett the day before the election
That would be such good fun.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:19 PM (h/uSM)
Utter bullshit.
CROX +2.20 percent
I can rest easy now in my camu Crocs while the rest of ya sweat.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018
This morning I said he should troll the hell out of the election folks and request the names and addresses of all of the 116 year olds who voted. So he can send the OLDEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET a birthday card.
Ohio, the Fountain of Youth. In the words of the prophet Peter North, 'Betcha didn't see that coming'.
Posted by: Al Franken at August 09, 2018 12:19 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 09, 2018 12:19 PM (lgwC+)
Is American exceptionalism jingoistic?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)
Declassify all documents and rip the swamp to threads
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:20 PM (HrSJb)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Did someone lose all the zeros?
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 12:20 PM (kG2lj)
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They died with their crocs on?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2018 12:21 PM (y8Foj)
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I would like to see some explanation for indigo blue urban areas even finding enough (R)s to oversee recounts or ballots. Forgive my cynicism, but I'm from NoIllinois and the concept of a (R) in various counties is laughable.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 09, 2018 12:21 PM (MIKMs)
http://tinyurl.com/y8cjcsq2
Mind you, the upkeep will kill you but still...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)
The upkeep on what? The castle or the house in SF? Why, just the feces and syringe disposal and drinking straw SWAT team taxes will bankrupt you in SF.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 12:21 PM (9BLnV)
That's interesting, as the district being voted on doesn't come near Cincinnati.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 09, 2018 12:21 PM (w+vzi)
John Ford was so hard on John Wayne, that more than once, Wayne burst into tears - on the set.
John Wayne.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:15 PM (UiRxW)
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it is very dusty in the desert
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:21 PM (h/uSM)
You post naked, just as you dress commando, and you take the consequences of your HTML errors.
It's the manly way.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Personally, that's my thinking.
I don't mind if others have the close-tag assists, though, just as I don't mind those who need crutches or a wheelchair or a comfort pig, but I don't.
Posted by: mindful webworker - BOLDLY GOING at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (FYqfs)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (HrSJb)
to remove the star because of what it says is Trump's "disturbing
treatment of women and other actions." (AP Photo/Reed Saxon, File)(Reed Saxon)
It will be gone, gone and gone. Replaced by..........
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (sqGij)
Lets save up our money and make it a moron timeshare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM
Not a single manufacturing facility in all of Iraq until we built a lightbulb factory. Employed hundreds. US bought all the lights...not a single one worked.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 12:23 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:23 PM (h/uSM)
New PLO Congresswoman in Michigan will not like that
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:23 PM (HrSJb)
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I cried a tear.
Posted by: Crocodile at August 09, 2018 12:24 PM (NqZ29)
CROX +2.20 percent
I can rest easy now in my camu Crocs while the rest of ya sweat.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)
Be careful! Crocs can turn you into a degenerate rapist. Look what they did to Mario Batali.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 12:24 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: wth at August 09, 2018 12:24 PM (HgMAr)
CNN
@CNN
If white parents want to raise children who play a role in creating a just and inclusive society, we've got to start talking about race. Here are some concrete steps parents can take:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Joan Collins:
https://tinyurl.com/yaczudpv
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 09, 2018 12:25 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:25 PM (HrSJb)
Well if its a Republican, he'll turn around, grease up and beg for another reaming.
Unless he's of all people George W Bush who fought back. The only Republican in our lifetimes who decided to question the left's recount follies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:26 PM (39g3+)
Muslims are not hard workers, never have been.
They're a culture of shop keepers and they suck at industry
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 12:26 PM (10vO4)
Lets save up our money and make it a moron timeshare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Nice looking, but non defensible...
Why live in a Castle that you can't defend?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 09, 2018 12:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 12:26 PM (r9UYA)
Lets save up our money and make it a moron timeshare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
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it will also come in handy in the burning times
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:26 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 11:37 AM (CJmlv)
I defer to no one when it comes to my mistrust of Muslims in general and my desire to see 99% of immigration from Muslim countries just end.
But this isn't entirely true. Muslims in America who own their own businesses --and many of them do--work just as hard as anyone. This includes businesses where real work is required--such as construction.
Now, you are right that there's no-- how can I put this?--"Protestant Work Ethic" where work , in and of itself , work for the sake of work" is noble. They don't do farming or heavy lifting for other people.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (HrSJb)
John interviewed for an accountant position there about ten years ago. Said he'd never been more grateful than to be told he wasn't quite what they were looking for.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (uquGJ)
CNN
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (LiyEm)
"What about the asprin factory those brutes in the USAF bombed? Huh? What about that??"
--Peter Arnett
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)
Doesn't matter how many recounts, here in Washington State they just kept finding more and more ballots and...SHOCK...they all were in favor of the Dem.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:21 PM (h/uSM)
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When Ford would really want to get at Wayne (his favorite actor, btw) and bust his ass, he'd mercilessly rip him for not serving in the war, in front of everyone.
Hitchcock had an unearned reputation for dickotry. Ford was King Dick.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:28 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:25 PM (HrSJb)
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sounds like the 2020 Democratic primary field
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:28 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
I wish VRML had taken off. I did some fun work with that. I had a virtual old-fashioned comics spinner. You could stop and start it spinning. Click on displayed covers to go to the comic. Maybe three people in the world ever saw it, and two of them were Milady and me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - where have all the spinners gone? at August 09, 2018 12:28 PM (FYqfs)
Definitely needs a curtain wall and barbican. I figure for another 100 grand you can slap that together with some nice weaponry on top and a nice moat with some monsters. The basements should make a good armory, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Muslimyard at August 09, 2018 12:29 PM (NqZ29)
treatment of women and other actions."
Pretty ironic, seeing that its coming from a place that is rife with abusers and perverts.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 09, 2018 12:29 PM (Tyii7)
You give out ballots the whole day...and then you forget that people voted?
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 12:29 PM (DCYln)
While John Ford didn't serve in the war, exactly, he was there in the front lines filming. Some of his best work came out of that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)
CNN
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Scooby at August 09, 2018 12:31 PM (HrSJb)
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That is true but it goes all the way through to the average citizens whom I met in my travels. And as I wrote before, hate is probably too strong a word but definitely disdain. I had one London hotel desk clerk almost throw the room key at me.
Posted by: Decaf at August 09, 2018 12:31 PM (CJmlv)
Posted by: 116-Year-Olds For Hillary! at August 09, 2018 12:31 PM (DCYln)
treatment of women and other actions."
Pretty ironic, seeing that its coming from a place that is rife with abusers and perverts.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 09, 2018 12:29 PM
If I lived down there, I'd stop by in the early morning and leave a half dozen potted ficus plants along the walk.
City government is so stupid they'd probably go about assigning someone to water them every other day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:30 PM (39g3+)
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I believe he was ON Midway during the battle thereof. guessing he had more than just a camera for shooting
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 09, 2018 12:32 PM (h/uSM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 12:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Lets save up our money and make it a moron timeshare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Does it have a Moat? If no dealbreaker.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 12:32 PM (kG2lj)
.................
Fetus are not HUMAN!
Posted by: wth at August 09, 2018 12:32 PM (HgMAr)
You give out ballots the whole day...and then you forget that people voted?
Posted by: t-bird
I can't buy that. I'm sorry. It's just too convenient.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2018 12:32 PM (REkPr)
Well yeah that's always been my confusion. You found ballots in hotel rooms, dumpsters and the trunk of your car??? How does that even happen? Its like evidence, how can anyone even trust the validity of these ballots now? Throw them out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:33 PM (39g3+)
_______________________
First, you need a car with a big trunk like an Olds 88
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 12:33 PM (NqZ29)
But this isn't entirely true. Muslims in America who own their own businesses --and many of them do--work just as hard as anyone. This includes businesses where real work is required--such as construction.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 09, 2018 12:27 PM (y8Foj)
So, what are you saying? That the people that work construction for the muslim owner are all muslims? No? Well, TNALT is not a legitimate argument.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 12:33 PM (9BLnV)
Lets save up our money and make it a moron timeshare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Does it have a Moat? If no dealbreaker.
Posted by: X-ray at August 09, 2018 12:32 PM
No moat, but a huge barrel in the dungeon.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 12:33 PM (0tfLf)
And if it weren't for a whole lot of white dudes she'd be a comfort woman in a Japanese Army bordello.
Posted by: JEM at August 09, 2018 12:34 PM (EW5Rb)
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We can't expect them to have enough time to properly plan out infidel acid, knife or truck attacks pulling down 40 hrs a week, now can we?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 09, 2018 12:34 PM (mQ0Mc)
You give out ballots the whole day...and then you forget that people voted?
Don't you get those ballots right back after a couple of minutes?
That's some dangerously loose sh!t, IMO.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 09, 2018 12:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 12:33 PM (NqZ29)
I've got one!-- Al Franken
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 12:35 PM (9BLnV)
The Media -- who will deride Trump for using the words 'election fraud' while ignoring the fact that some tiny little precinct in Ohio has some 170 of the oldest people on the planet on their voting rolls.
Probably on Social Security, too.
Nah, he's a poopy head.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 09, 2018 12:35 PM (LOgQ4)
----John Ford
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:36 PM (UiRxW)
If I lived down there, I'd stop by in the early morning and leave a half dozen potted ficus plants along the walk. City government is so stupid they'd probably go about assigning someone to water them every other day.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)
The ficus is not drought resistant so the city would consider it a hate crime against the enviroment
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 09, 2018 12:37 PM (10vO4)
https://bit.ly/2noaxHq
Wow. What a dolt. The transcript doesn't do her justice. They should restrict her to Teleprompter reading only. (I hope she can read)
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2018 12:37 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 09, 2018 12:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 09, 2018 12:38 PM (nWc4E)
Little Miss Sarah Jeong is proof of that.
And if it weren't for a whole lot of white dudes she'd be a comfort woman in a Japanese Army bordello.
Posted by: JEM at August 09, 2018 12:34 PM (EW5Rb)
****
Ahem
Posted by: Zombie Gen. Douglas MacArthur at August 09, 2018 12:38 PM (Fb9aZ)
The 116 year olds probably all wrote in "Franklin Roosevelt'. Which they've done in every election for the past five decades.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 09, 2018 12:38 PM (LOgQ4)
"I think absolutely right now... she is the leader of... no no, um, she is speaker... or rather leader Pelosi... hopefully we'll see... she's ah... she's the current leader of the party and... the party absolutely does have its leadership in the House and Senate"
Imagine if she were a Republican candidate how much time John Oliver, Colbert, and the rest would spend on her and that demented stare.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
A few dozen 105mm howitzers doing counter-battery duty on the border with the Gaza Strip would do wonders. One rocket? 50 rounds of HE. 10 rockets? 500 rounds of HE plus a bonus helicopter strike!
Abdul, time to reposition inside the hospital.
Posted by: The Terrorists at August 09, 2018 11:18 AM (LOgQ4)
Heh. Like in the run-up to Iraq War II: Electric Boogaloo. A bunch of Code Pink types flew into Iraq volunteering to act as human shields next to hospitals, orphanages, schools etc.
Saddam bussed them over to airfields, Army barracks, AAA emplacements, munitions depots. And for some reason, they freaked out, made a couple of brief press statements and hopped the first available flight to anywhere that the USAF wasn't planning to turn into a grease spot. The whole thing was almost immediately hushed up, but I remember the wry coverage for a millisecond on FNC.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 12:41 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Scooby
5 minutes?
It would be leaked real-time through Mueller's boutonniere.
Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2018 12:42 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2018 12:42 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
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I maintain she didn't plan to win. I think it was a typical fake-candidacy-for-money-scam that backfired on her big time.
And now we'll be stuck with her life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:42 PM (UiRxW)
TheMarket is now the keystone, and globalists were deemed (by whom?) to be 2Big2Fail/Jail. Twenty (or so) InternationalBanks have demanded their own laws are above our silly sovereign laws (and that is why HSBC skated when caught launder a couple billion of drug cartel money. (and how much more was not caught?)
On paper ... private billionaires and trillionaires (said in Bernie voice) ... they own/control almost everything, and they aren't just Americans. They've been printing "money", whether through banks or via stock/bond certificates. And most of America has their retirement tied to those leveraged money schemes.
Tricky Business to get out of it in one piece, but bringing a lot of industry back to America is a good start. "Lock Them Up" would seem a necessary follow up. tick tock the mouse ran up the clock ... and he's shitting on everything.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2018 12:43 PM (bT8Z4)
"I think absolutely right now... she is the leader of... no no, um, she is speaker... or rather leader Pelosi... hopefully we'll see... she's ah... she's the current leader of the party and... the party absolutely does have its leadership in the House and Senate"
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It's not polite to imitate Pelosi like that!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 09, 2018 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Welp, they've made it easier with their program of slow suicide. That accounts for a lot of their anti-Israel sentiment. They want Israel to join in the fun. They are offended by any white western person or country that unapologetically still possesses a survival instinct.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 09, 2018 12:43 PM (/qEW2)
Saddam bussed them over to airfields, Army barracks, AAA emplacements, munitions depots. And for some reason, they freaked out, made a couple of brief press statements and hopped the first available flight to anywhere that the USAF wasn't planning to turn into a grease spot. The whole thing was almost immediately hushed up, but I remember the wry coverage for a millisecond on FNC.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 12:41 PM (veoSD)
They should have been tried for treason and hanged.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 12:44 PM (NWiLs)
She would be an exemplar just as Sheila Jackson Lee is.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2018 12:44 PM (NqZ29)
is speaker... or rather leader Pelosi... hopefully we'll see... she's
ah... she's the current leader of the party and... the party absolutely
does have its leadership in the House and Senate"
What in the hell is that? I've caught fish that were more coherent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 09, 2018 12:44 PM (Tyii7)
Sicilian gangsters dropped 55-pound cast-iron weights on the limbs of
drug addicts, alcoholics and other vulnerable people to obtain insurance
payments for fake car accidents worth hundreds of thousands of euros,
police said Wednesday after making 11 arrests in the case.
https://www.westernjournal.com/
Italy.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 09, 2018 12:44 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:44 PM (39g3+)
She is one of ~400 candidates recruited to run by the Brand New Congress PAC and Justice Democrats (created by Cenk Uyger). They want hundreds of Bernie's acolytes to get into state and national office.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
Saddam bussed them over to airfields, Army barracks, AAA emplacements, munitions depots. And for some reason, they freaked out, made a couple of brief press statements and hopped the first available flight to anywhere that the USAF wasn't planning to turn into a grease spot. The whole thing was almost immediately hushed up, but I remember the wry coverage for a millisecond on FNC.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 12:41 PM (veoSD)
You've missed the point. We resistors are here to guide you on your way to utopia. You deplorables are here to do all the work. Circle of Life, that sort of thing.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 09, 2018 12:46 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 09, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
Time for bacon grease!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 09, 2018 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
Nood
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 09, 2018 12:46 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Furious George at August 09, 2018 12:46 PM (9vQJW)
And you will all be shocked to know my prog fish wrap didn't have One Single Mention of the GA muzz arrested in NM. But lots of Trump Eleventy!!111!!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 09, 2018 12:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 09, 2018 11:01 AM (AjNMO)
Why work when the Filthy Kuffar are obligated to pay you the Jizya?
Posted by: Hikaru at August 09, 2018 12:46 PM (UnA8+)
Mueller Trump sitdown would be leaked in first 5 seconds to the NYT. Hell with that
Posted by: Scooby
5 minutes?
It would be leaked real-time through Mueller's boutonniere.
Posted by: mikeski at August 09, 2018 12:42 PM (P1f+c)
All Trump needs to say is "FYNQ" to every question posed to him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 12:47 PM (jxbfJ)
What in the hell is that? I've caught fish that were more coherent.
John Anderson has written more intelligible lyrics for Yes than that, that, whatever that was. It certainly wasn't a sentence.
Come Together made more sense.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 09, 2018 12:47 PM (HaL55)
is speaker... or rather leader Pelosi... hopefully we'll see... she's
ah... she's the current leader of the party and... the party absolutely
does have its leadership in the House and Senate"
What in the hell is that? I've caught fish that were more coherent.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 09, 2018 12:44 PM (Tyii7)
Thank you , Alexandria-Occasional-Corex, for that fine example of authentic socialist gibberish.
Posted by: josephistan at August 09, 2018 12:48 PM (7HtZB)
ALERT *** *** ALERT ***
** THIS IS A HORDE FASHION ALERT **
Crocs has announced that is closing all of its manufacturing facilities, and that its CFO will resign.
It is unclear what the future of Crocs production will be.
Posted by: Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association
Good thing I wear Birkenstocks
Posted by: wrg500 at August 09, 2018 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
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I'm a
Posted by: Everett McGill at August 09, 2018 12:48 PM (Fb9aZ)
Couldn't believe the concept of "sanctuary cities" when I first heard it. It sounded fantastical, bizarre, something that the public would never tolerate. Yet all the largest cities are sanctuary cities, it seems.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 09, 2018 12:49 PM (/qEW2)
The races are really cheap by comparison to most, so if you get in on the ground floor with a candidate who is replacing a retiree, or successfully primarying an incumbent, you can get out for a few hundred grand.
Then, with the incumbent-re-election rate for Representatives being really good, and the potential for moving to the Senate or a Governor's Mansion, you own a vote (or more) for life.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2018 12:49 PM (UiRxW)
2016 , they needed a fleet of them.
I think Trump won beyond their ability to cheat (but cheat they did)
and he may have had lawyers already watching known cheaters
and perhaps the Bernie/Hilda split left some poll cheaters unwilling to help
and perhaps some were just so damn cocksure, they didn't prepare enough fakes. They swallowed their own propaganda?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2018 12:50 PM (bT8Z4)
Its possible, but for just being a scheme she did really work pretty hard, knocking on doors and canvassing for weeks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:50 PM (39g3+)
I was baffled as well, it sounded like something that a satire would come up with, a dystopian fantasy. Surely no one is that stupid and contrary to law and reason.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 09, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 09, 2018 12:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
crazy indeed ... but it brings them federal money (though I can't quantify all the sources). They are counted for representation even though they can't (legally) vote. And we know they manage to get welfare ... more money that rolls into the coffers of the city.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 09, 2018 12:54 PM (bT8Z4)
Couldn't believe the concept of "sanctuary cities" when I first heard it. It sounded fantastical, bizarre, something that the public would never tolerate. Yet all the largest cities are sanctuary cities, it seems.
I couldn't believe it was legal to do that.
And their argument for it is "values?" WTF? When did their Proggie "values" become more important than the law?
I would've arrested every mayor and city council who did that if I were preezy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 09, 2018 12:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Kristian Holvoet at August 09, 2018 01:10 PM (uGiHE)
Posted by: Robert Frost at August 09, 2018 01:21 PM (LilNs)
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That's laugh-out-loud ridiculous. Israel has a very capable military. Someone wanting to attack Israel and take its territory would have their work cut out for them.
But, Israel conquering and occupying any part of Europe would be much more than they could handle. They simply don't have the manpower or the wherewithal to extend themselves that far beyond their own territory. They do have nukes, but so do multiple European countries.
Any attempt by Israel to try such a thing would lead to ruin, but of course, they are smart enough to know just how suicidal it would be.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 09, 2018 01:24 PM (U3075)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2018 11:30 AM (jxbfJ)
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1-- We will NOT be back liberating Europe and, if we do intervene, it will be on behalf of the Muslims and 3rd-worlders. (What part of hey-hey-ho-ho-Western-civ-has-got-to-go do you not understand?)
2-- Our ruling class is every bit as degenerate and rotten as theirs. They won't improve the place at all.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 09, 2018 01:24 PM (0jtPF)
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