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The Morning Rant
"The NY Times sort of screwed the pooch when they hired Sarah Jeong, an open racist, to sit on their editorial board, didn't they? Their lame explanation was only marginally less stupid that CBS's attempt to let it itself off the hook for publishing those crap RatherGate memos. She left a trail of hate a mile wide. Many are combing the Twitter beaches and are collecting her incriminating tweets like souvenirs. So now the Times is in a jam. They can try to brazen it out by keeping her on, and risk diminishing their already tarnished brand, or they can rescind their job offer and risk getting their asses sued off by a certified member of an aggrieved minority who will no doubt claim she was a victim of racism. If that happens, the hot woke-on-woke action will be epic. But I don't think it'll come to that. I think the suits at the NY Times are going to double down on stupid and weather the storm. No one at that newspaper will have the guts to fire a minority hire. Also, her tweets spewing hate at whites and Jews are men (and even the NY Times!) aren't really new or shocking, I'm sure most progs hold the same opinions. The only difference is that Jeong was dumb enough to voice them aloud, and so now they're in the public record. Which only goes to show you don't need to poke a prog very hard to have the hate spurt out like hot lava."
The Black Market:
Priorities:
Florida man took a gator into a liquor store and now says he doesn't remember ever doing it and has no idea where the gator came from.
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) August 3, 2018
The most Florida story ever. pic.twitter.com/UFjFXM3TbW
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2018 11:29 AM (9TZ7N)
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at August 06, 2018 11:29 AM (+BbRO)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:30 AM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 06, 2018 11:30 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 11:30 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 11:31 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:32 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2018 11:32 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 06, 2018 11:32 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:32 AM (ROLJA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
No. When the left does it, it's accumulating street cred. If James Gunn had attacked conservatives instead of sniggering about pederasty, he'd be directing GotG 10 (or whatever they're up to).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (mpXpK)
Somebody in my area went into one of those 'please touch' museums and stole a shark out of the tank. Must have been a Florida guy on vacation.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (LOgQ4)
The 'gator didn't seem to mind. It wasn't struggling. The guy should have let the 'gator pick out some snacks.
Posted by: Lustor Dullman at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (XeN7w)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: QBert at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (ftgKe)
So how many of the shootings in Chi-town this weekend were straw related?
Posted by: rammajamma
Guns were straw purchases in Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lustor Dullman
Or a Yorkie
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (flbmJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (mpXpK)
Give the person a chance.
Posted by: Louis Farrakahn at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (ymnmz)
(And I'm guessing the gator was none too happy about this excursion.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (EPnrI)
Posted by: saf at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)
I'm quite certain the house on the block with the hate has no home here sign is the home with by far the most hatred on the block.
I will say that with absolute conviction.
I'd say something similar about a house with a sin has no place in this home sign out front.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (7n4KQ)
Wasn't Gator Jerry Reed's nickname on Smokey and the Bandit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (mpXpK)
No but it was Burt Reynolds knicname in the movie "Gator"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (ymnmz)
Maybe the gator was carsick. It seemed a little dazed.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (ROLJA)
Golfing is for closers - you need a reminder of his accomplishments so far?
Whole lot of "Promises made, promises kept."
Why don't you look it up.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (W+vEI)
Indeed. In one week he did three rallies, stuffed Iran, humbled German, and mocked both Lebron and Lemon.
The guy must not sleep but four hours a night.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (Q1QrS)
Do I want to go back to the Morning Report or just go forward from here? Always feel like I'm just finding ways to get further behind.
It's not like JJ puts any effort into those reports or anything, anyway, and they're never very informative...
Posted by: mindful webworker - forward into the fog at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (2hlqN)
Posted by: QBert at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (ftgKe)
If you took the number of straws discarded into the oceans daily and laid them end to end, they'd stretch to the moon and back six times.
Phony Statistics, Inc.
(Call us at 1 800 Eat Shit for your important election statistics)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (prIEw)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (mpXpK)
Then I got a job writing for the New York Fucking Times!
Only in America, baby.
Posted by: A Florida Woman at August 06, 2018 11:38 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, that's one... at August 06, 2018 11:38 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Muldoon
Lana Straws.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:38 AM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:35 AM (mpXpK)
Jerry Reed was "The Snowman" in Smokey and the Bandit.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:38 AM (ROLJA)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:38 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (isIOX)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
Thus was born the "gators in the sewers" urban legend (which may have had more truth to it than is admitted).
Posted by: Brother Cavil, that's one... at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
Chorus:
Alligator. Alligator.
Can be your friend
Can be your friend
Can be your friend too.
The alligator is my friend.
He can be your friend too.
If only you would understand
That he has feelings, too.
- Chorus
The alligator laughs and sings.
He never cries the blues.
I'd rather have him as my friend
Than have him for my shoes.
- Chorus
The alligator ate my friend.
He can eat your friend too.
If only you would understand
That he is hungry, too.
- Chorus
Posted by: Undocumented at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (5NMZN)
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (ymnmz)
Well I knew it was a Burt Reynolds movie.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (mpXpK)
Yes, of course they will wait it out. Just like every other corporation could have easily done instead of opting for censorship and thus indirectly revealing what their preferences are. For example, Amazon getting rid of a civil war board game, because it used a confederate flag. Or Google banning pro-life ads. Or apple banning conservative podcasts from iTunes (no I'm not even talking about anyone controversial like Alex Jones). Or youtube.
Heck. Even the FBI can wait things out and then say of Scalise or Mandalay Bay "There is nothing to see here. No politics or ideology involved".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (xBSm0)
- Asian
- Female
- Gay
Maybe even
- Non-Christian
- Mentally Handicapped
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (1g7ch)
Jerry Reed was Snowman
Posted by: QBert at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (ftgKe)
I thought that was Timothy Hutton????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Sarah Bong at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM (mvenn)
the Tour de France?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (isIOX)
Seriously. And what's up with race walking?
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)
No but it was Burt Reynolds knicname in the movie "Gator"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (ymnmz)
Well I knew it was a Burt Reynolds movie.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:39 AM (mpXpK)
I though that was a Brian Denehy movie. You know the Smoky part.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)
>>I thought that was Timothy Hutton????
He was Falcon. Penn was Snowman.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:41 AM (/tuJf)
Coburned.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM
You're right. I saw a lot of 'No shoes, no shirt, no service' signs in Florida when I visited but never once saw any mention of gators.
Damn liberals ruin everything.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 06, 2018 11:41 AM (LOgQ4)
Insta-gator
Posted by: Muldoon
Muldoon. Transitioning from limericks to one liners.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:41 AM (Q1QrS)
Busy day golfing! Hardest working pres ever!
Posted by: QBert at August 06, 2018
*
*
Go count up for us all the days out of 8 years that Preznit Jugears spent golfing. We won't wait, but you might find it instructive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (NmR1a)
The guy must not sleep but four hours a night.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (yQpMk)
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The man is a confirmed workaholic who seems to love his new job. We won bigly with him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: arieswoman at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (6Tvnv)
This is why the left spends so much time redefining the language. We won't get into how the word "racism" was manufactured in the 20th century for the avowed purpose of getting the herd to ignore the existence of race....Oh, wait. I just did! Anyway, racism was originally used to claim that there is no such thing as race and anyone who things so is a bigot. But, today, you can only be "racist" if you imply there is a difference between the races AND if that "racist" is part of the group that is in power. If you are a minority, you are absolved of your "racist" remarks. And those assholes that use this definition of race will never crack a smile or break out into laughter while doing it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (9BLnV)
It's not like JJ puts any effort into those reports or anything, anyway, and they're never very informative...
Posted by: mindful webworker - forward into the fog at August 06, 2018 11:37
I bit the bullet and went back to read some of it, but then saw the side note about commenting on back threads. So I won't say anything about the dumbass judge.
Or Atom Bomb Day.
So here I am...I got nuthin'.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (mpXpK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:43 AM (ROLJA)
At least 75% of America wants border control, but our government still serves the donor class(less) that don't care about the crime, and have pushed the "racist/xenophobe/bigot" narrative as loud and hard as their money can buy.
As with military wars, "Disintegration" of our society is their goal, so that we all become well behaved (drunk/drugged) PC economic widgets, for their profit.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2018 11:43 AM (bT8Z4)
http://bit.ly/i-am-21
Posted by: mindful webworker - arf arf arf at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (2hlqN)
My good friends call me the Snowman. *wink wink*
Posted by: Mitch McConnell
We'll call you Snowball, sugartits.
*don't look it up on urban dictionary.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (9BLnV)
*coughCommonCorecough*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (nBr1j)
Right. The thing about her vile tweets is how unremarkable they are. I've seen much worse from lefties on twitter. Jeong is just par for the course.
I'm just making a big deal about them because these are the New Rules, and the progtards are not exempt from the New Rules and I will shove the New Rules down their throats every chance I get.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (prIEw)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
Wow, doing a gator kinky
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Is that a rhetorical question? At this point, I think San Franciscans have mentally devolved beneath the level of bears.
One must simply accept the fact that they shit on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)
A blonde speaks up. "I will...just don't poke me in the eye."
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)
Probably a welder by day.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (1g7ch)
My good friends call me the Snowman. *wink wink*
Posted by: Mitch McConnell
We'll call you Snowball, sugartits.
*don't look it up on urban dictionary.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (Q1QrS)
It was about the cocaine...yeah...
Posted by: Pam Poovey at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Vic, Jerry Reed had a hit song called, "Amos Moses" about a guy in Louisiana who was an alligator hunter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:43 AM (ROLJA)
Yeah, I have that on a disk and MP3 file.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2018 11:40 AM
Ever try to keep up with a professional race-walker. I was in the prime of my mid-30's when I met a guy in Germany.
Jeez!!!!
That sumbitch was FAST!!!!
Whole new respect.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (0tfLf)
Interesting. A glance at the white house's now archived site for the previous administration shows ... golfing on August weekends.
Go figure.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (e8kgV)
I was leaning towards the Trump candidate but... he has a connection to the City of Detroit, which is a cesspool of corruption. So I'm going for "the other guy." Pensler.
But will *probably* vote for the Trump endorsee for governor.
Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (SbIX4)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
There are few urban crime problems that could not be solved by judicious introduction of Utahraptors.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, that's one... at August 06, 2018 11:46 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 11:46 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: arieswoman at August 06, 2018 11:42 AM (6Tvnv)
What, a service gator? What did it do for him, open his beer cans?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (prIEw)
Ace Of Spades Moron Horde GAB group, come join us, defeat Twitter:
https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5
Posted by: Monty James at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (JLodl)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (vg8iE)
Fifty-two percent of Americans support the open carry of gators, but in recent years that support has continue to erode.
Phony Statistics, Inc.
(Call us at 1 800 Eat Shit for your important election statistics)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (LOgQ4)
At least Obama isn't here to witness the elimination of his favorite ploy...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 06, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
Vic, Jerry Reed had a hit song called, "Amos Moses" about a guy in Louisiana who was an alligator hunter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018
*
*
"A man called Darkmill South and his pretty wife Hannah
About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana . . ."
So he was Amos-Moses South, who "could tame the biggest, meanest alligator, and just use one hand . . . That's all he got left 'cause the alligator bit it! Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 06, 2018 11:48 AM (YWG/U)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2018 11:48 AM (bUjCl)
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Let them shit on your desk?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (vg8iE)
Like a boss!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (mpXpK)
I think Florida man's open carry gator maneuver could solve Chicago's murder problem. Blacks tend to avoid people with gators.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
There are few urban crime problems that could not be solved by judicious introduction of Utahraptors.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, that's one... at August 06, 2018 11:46 AM (AM1GF)
Speaking of Utah raptors. When will we get a shirtless John Cena armed with a garbage can lid and 18 cleaver in a in a Jurrasic movie forced to do battle with a raptor?
I know off topic, but come on!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)
Maybe, though he does have the wan, sleepless look of a trailer-park methamphetamines broker.
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)
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My career Educator sister in Chicago still defends that stinking POS cirriculum. It was patently a money grab and a way to stop parents from being able to help their kids with homework. A libtard twofer.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (I16G8)
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Ban sidewalks.
Duh.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 11:46 AM
Use the bike lanes. No one else does.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
The real money's in derivatives.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (NWiLs)
- Asian
- Female
- Gay
She's not gay and has tweeted to that effect.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (81OU+)
WTF sunshine state?
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (6qErC)
Jeez!!!!
That sumbitch was FAST!!!!
Whole new respect.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'll bet he was 74.
(Ever see them in the mall around 8:00 or 9:00 am?)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (Q1QrS)
I missed the part where Sarah Jeong mentioned Jews. I know Candace Owens
published the Jeong tweets and substituted "Jews" or "blacks" for
"whites" as a thought experiment, and got herself suspended from Twitter
for her pains.
Ace Of Spades Moron Horde GAB group, come join us, defeat Twitter:
https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5
Posted by: Monty James at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM (JLodl)
I wish there was someone with balls enough to do this with SJW garbage on a daily basis.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (mpXpK)
Wow. Hadn't heard that song since it was an AM radio hit in the 70s.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 11:51 AM (prIEw)
Posted by: Rudy Giuliani at August 06, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (I16G
And further impairs kids' ability to learn. So, threefer.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 11:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Somesay the Strawmarian at August 06, 2018 11:51 AM (yQpMk)
- Asian
- Female
- Gay
She's not gay and has tweeted to that effect.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
Methinks she doth protest too much.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:51 AM (Q1QrS)
Have the SFPD institute a "Stop and Wipe" policy.
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2018 11:52 AM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 11:44 AM
old and busted: the banality of evil
new hotness: the banality of journalism
Posted by: Hands at August 06, 2018 11:52 AM (EzdLW)
But will *probably* vote for the Trump endorsee for governor.
Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2018 11:45 AM (SbIX4)
Well, Pensler is a graduate of Yale and a law school grad from Harvard. After serving as a law clerk, he then became a financial adviser.
IMO, the Senate doesn't need another frickin lawyer.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:52 AM (ROLJA)
- Asian
- Female
- Gay
She's not gay and has tweeted to that effect.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
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I wonder why she felt the need to correct that. What's wrong with being a lesbian?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (mvenn)
Tell the German tourists about the problem?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (r9UYA)
"How can I stop people from shitting on the sidewalk?"
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Ban sidewalks.
Duh.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 11:46 AM
Use the bike lanes. No one else does.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
Well you could put in 24/7 street side public toilets at convenient locations to the street people. But yeah, that would last about a week before some body moved in and tried to homestead it, or turn it into a whorehouse.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (ymnmz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:43 AM (ROLJA)
Named him after a man of the cloth.....
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:50 AM
Why noooooo......never been to a mall that early.
Nope.
Not me.
Never.
Its not open then.
And I don't have a powder blue walking shorts or orthopedic walking shoes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 11:54 AM (0tfLf)
Have the SFPD institute a "Stop and Wipe" policy.
Posted by: Roy
If you get fined for not picking up after your dog, you should get fined for not picking up after yourself.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:54 AM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
Especially an anti-semitic racist lesbian. She could be lead host on The View.
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2018 11:54 AM (7n4KQ)
Have the SFPD institute a "Stop and Wipe" policy.
Posted by: Roy at August
May even have to go to scratch and sniff.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 06, 2018 11:55 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: saf at August 06, 2018 11:36 AM (5IHGB)
Dirty Harry: This is a Florida gator, the most dangerous reptile in North America, and I can't recall if I fed it today or not. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk? *confiscates monitor lizard*
Punk: Hey! I need to know!
Dirty Harry: LOL. It's a stuffed doll.
Punk: Son of a bitch...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 11:55 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 11:55 AM (mpXpK)
******
New BMM slogan:
#PantsUpDon'tShit
(BMM = Bowel Mvements Matter)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 11:55 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM
Ah. You've been to Seattle then?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 11:55 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (pw+jk)
Actor Peter Fonda, who last made headlines when he said he wanted to "rip Barron Trump from his mother" and put him in a "cage with pedophiles," is back in the headlines again.
Responding to a follower on Twitter who expressed concern that "only 21 percent" of millennials voted in the last election, Fonda wrote: "Then we have to take them by the hand and lead them to the water and teach them to drink! If you have a millennial in your family, take their early ballots, fill them out and mail them in, or take the ballot to the voting place and give it to the officials... no more worrying!"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (RD7QR)
Just how old a thread has to be before it becomes a bannable thing to comment on is an AoSHQ ultra-top-secret secret.
Some have said, as long as a page is still listed in the left column on the front page, it's still good.
Others have calculated that it depends on how long it's been since the post was last commented upon.
There are other theories that involve phases of the moon and the ewok's mood for the day.
But no one really knows.
The real reason for not commenting on old posts is that when there's a new post, the Horde doth move on with alacrity, and any comments after that will be like shouting into an empty basement. basement basement
Posted by: mindful webworker - hello? hello? hell at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (2hlqN)
IMO, the Senate doesn't need another frickin lawyer.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 11:52 AM
Ah. I did not know that.
Sigh.
I really hate Stabmenow but not sure which one has a better chance against her.
Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (SbIX4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
Zod has a baggie-equipped Aztec woman who performs this noisome function.
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sarah Bong at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Ripley at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (Ko5ul)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0)
Ace Of Spades Moron Horde GAB group, come join us, defeat Twitter:
Posted by: Monty James at August 06, 2018 11:47 AM
Riiight. Because gab.ai would never publish anti-semitic remarks. *eye roll*
Posted by: Hands at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (EzdLW)
Unless the gator wants to change.
Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (FhXTo)
Nope.
Not me.
Never.
Its not open then.
And I don't have a powder blue walking shorts or orthopedic walking shoes.
Posted by: Diogenes
I used to work loss prevention for Bloomingdales and Sears. McDonald's in the mall would open for breakfast for the mall workers. Mall security would the the blue hair brigade eat and walk then so they were out of the heat or inclement weather.
Some of them have impressive speeds.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)
Was it an assault gator?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 11:37 AM (prIEw)
you don't want to see the thing that goes up...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)
__________________
He's still nowhere near my record!
Posted by: EX-pres Barky Obama, Laziest "Man" Alive at August 06, 2018 11:58 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 11:49 AM (I16G
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Which is why the g-babies are being homeschooled.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 11:58 AM (flbmJ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 11:59 AM (veoSD)
In San Franshitgo
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 11:59 AM (/tuJf)
No mention of the fact that this alligator bearer very nearly induced the end of the Fox Five career of big-league nice girl Dana Perino.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 06, 2018 11:59 AM (8ZmvG)
'Gas the bikes and race cars now!'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 06, 2018 11:59 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 06, 2018 12:00 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (IqV8l)
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Well, that's not Totalitarian at all.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 12:00 PM (I16G8)
Unless the gator wants to change.
__________________
Just say the gator identifies as a human alkie! Then they can't keep it out unless they want to be accused of being intolerant!
Posted by: EX-pres Barky Obama, Laziest at August 06, 2018 12:00 PM (fqUgw)
San Franshitsco : Make $150,000 a year just to keep up with your mortgage, still go shit in the streets.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (Ko5ul)
I know.
Just put those indestructible steel prison toilets on every street corner. Have them plumbed right into the sewer system. No need to have an enclosure, it does not seem to be keeping people from doing their business.
Standing on the corner waiting for the bus. Hey I think I need to take a dump. Well looky here. Thanks San Francisco!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)
Thanking me Lucky Charms once again that Florida Man is no one I know.
Eventually, the law of averages will catch up to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (HaL55)
The Z-man makes much the same point and the lesson to be drawn, for those with eyes to see.
https://tinyurl.com/yab8w923
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK)
You can't lead a millennial to water and make them drink.
You can only hold their head under water until the bubbles stop.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (IqV8l)
So he's encouraging voter fraud?
It is naught for nothing he is named The Dumbest Fonda.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (prIEw)
Most people forget that Jerry Reed was one hell of a guitar player.
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (F4u7C)
His stutter always went away when he played the guitar. Wierd huh?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (ymnmz)
Eventually, the law of averages will catch up to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (HaL55)
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My folks live in Orlando.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (flbmJ)
Fonda wrote: "Then we have to take them by the hand and lead them to the water and teach them to drink!
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (10vO4)
I understand the political value of stirring up race hatred.
Manufactured stunts like Ferguson probably do pay off in the short term at the ballot box.
But outside of the GOTV arena, where's the payoff? Rather, where do white progressives see this going?
What do E Asians see as the end game?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (0jtPF)
Did his fingers stutter when he wasn't playing he guitar?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: The Fonda Commies at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: The Four Lad Butts at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (mpXpK)
I really hate Stabmenow but not sure which one has a better chance against her.
Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2018 11:56 AM (SbIX4)
Well, since Trump went ahead and endorsed James ahead of the primary, if James doesn't win , then I"m not sure what Trump will do with Pensler. He certainly won't negate him , but how much effort he'll put behind him might be a concern.
and Trump's endorsements and campaigning efforts for Republican candidates matter, because lord knows, the GOP is so inept. Particularly here in Michigan. These are the first candidates with a prayer of beating the Dem incumbents in years, because normally the MI GOP has to beg someone retired from government to run. (Candance Miller in the last Senate election).
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (ROLJA)
Posted by: Steve Kroft at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (ymnmz)
I'm not all that keen on rubbing my ass down the sidewalk like a dog, or using my left bare hand like a muslham.
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (F4u7C)
Why couldn't she just keep doing full frontal and keep her unhinged mouth shut?
Posted by: The Gimp at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Did Jerry Reed stutter? I know Mel Tillis did and it went away when he sang.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (Q1QrS)
Do you find yourself picking up random crocodilians with long ass teeth and running around a store with it? You may have a problem.
Posted by: Cheri at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (oiNtH)
It sure sounds like it. That writing style is inimitable.
How're you doing, SP?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (prIEw)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 11:58 AM (flbmJ)
{Waves}
Good call! Someone like my sister should NOT be teaching Conservative kids.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (I16G8)
I know.
Just put those indestructible steel prison toilets on every street corner. Have them plumbed right into the sewer system. No need to have an enclosure, it does not seem to be keeping people from doing their business.
Standing on the corner waiting for the bus. Hey I think I need to take a dump. Well looky here. Thanks San Francisco!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)
Like Paris urinals....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (veoSD)
It is naught for nothing he is named The Dumbest Fonda.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (prIEw)
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Seems that he is.
Bless his heart.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (flbmJ)
Oh, I know conservatives basically have a purity test about what conservatives we can support, and Alex Jones has said some stupid things, but there is no question the Left views him as someone on the Right they have effectively silenced and will come for "your" flavor of conservatism next.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 06, 2018 12:04 PM (UfkIY)
His stutter always went away when he played the guitar. Wierd huh?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (ymnmz)
Just like every nationality accent goes away when singing.
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 12:04 PM (F4u7C)
168
Most people forget that Jerry Reed was one hell of a guitar player.
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (F4u7C)
His stutter always went away when he played the guitar. Wierd huh?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018
*
*
Mel Tillis was the stutterer whose problem vanished when he sang. Jerry Reed, though, could sing that backwoods dialect as in "Amos Moses" and "When You're Hot, You're Hot," and then could turn around and do a love ballad as easy as you please, no backwoods to it at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 06, 2018 12:04 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 12:04 PM (/qEW2)
His stutter always went away when he played the guitar. Wierd huh?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Did Jerry Reed stutter? I know Mel Tillis did and it went away when he sang.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:03 PM (Q1QrS)
Coburned
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz)
If Teh Empress shows up and I'm not here to greet Her, would someone kindly direct her to my Gab page where I've posted a video of a Corgi surfing?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 06, 2018 12:05 PM (HaL55)
=
mmm no. double standard is not something to celebrate.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2018 12:05 PM (bUjCl)
"I've got 'em all, kid. Bendies, Sippers, Crazy Knots, Loop de loops, Slurpers, Gulpers, Brain Freezies, Lippies, and Dipsy-dos. What'll you have? First sip's on the house, man."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:05 PM (mvenn)
Most people forget that Jerry Reed was one hell of a guitar player.
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (F4u7C)
His stutter always went away when he played the guitar. Wierd huh?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (ymnmz)
Jerry Reed stuttered? Are you thinking of Mel Tillis?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 12:05 PM (ROLJA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (mpXpK)
189 >>His stutter always went away when he played the guitar. Wierd huh?
Did his fingers stutter when he wasn't playing he guitar?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (/tuJf)
Jazz hands
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Sponge
I take it you've never heard asians do karaoke?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
And we'll let her know about all the vile nasty things you said.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deepak Chopra at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: gp at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: ShainS at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (na6LU)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (VpIIl)
Just like every nationality accent goes away when singing.
Posted by: Sponge
I take it you've never heard asians do karaoke?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Q1QrS)
Oh Lordy. The asian "She Bangs" dood from American Idol. At least, I think it was AI. I never got into it myself.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 06, 2018 12:04 PM (UfkIY)
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Yep. Set the precedent by scapegoating someone who people broadly dislike, and then turn the precedent against others.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (AzW6q)
Yup. She makes fun of people for mispronouncing her name, not knowing how to make rice. Uh, you're not in South Korea, you're in America, hon.
Seems to be a thing with immigrants: mock America, Americans for not getting their native culture right (such as how Brits often commenting that we don't know how to prepare a proper cup of tea). Aaaaand in the next breath, it's whining about cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (ymnmz)
Jerry Reed stuttered? Are you thinking of Mel Tillis?
Posted by: Jen the original at August 06, 2018 12:05 PM
Oh My!!!
It's a MIRACLE!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Q1QrS)
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I used to work for an Asian firm. So. Much. This.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (I16G8)
Is that a gator in your pocket or are you just glad to be in a Florida liquor store?
Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (FhXTo)
Gator in your pocket?
Sung to the tune of there's a skeeter on my peter.
By none other than Mel Tillis.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: gp
My hidden bunker still has a 20 year supply, i'm good.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)
https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
The gleen, gleen glass of home.
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (7n4KQ)
My folks live in Orlando.
Fortunately, there are few gator-brandishers around here. Most of the people I know would grab that gator away, take it home and make it for supper.
Mmmm, gator nuggets...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (khWYc)
My hidden bunker still has a 20 year supply, i'm good.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)
That's a lot of straws.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (veoSD)
=
mmm no. double standard is not something to celebrate.
Posted by: runner
___________
What double standard?
What specifically is Alex Jones being banned for?
I've seen some "conspiracy" theories here about say the Las Vegas shooter, should this website also have all the major tech monopolies silence it?
Already they are going after global warmer "deniers" next.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (UfkIY)
NYT is in a tough spot. If they shitcan Sarah it will show up that they terminated at least three people of privilege -
- Asian
- Female
- Gay
She's not gay and has tweeted to that effect.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
Methinks she doth protest too much.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 11:51 AM (Q1QrS)
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Oh mon, she been "tongue and groovy" long time now.
Posted by: Jamaican Stoner at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: HA at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (MAstk)
This plastic straw ban business will seem so trivial ten years from now,
just like the incandescent bulb ban kerfuffle of ten years ago seems
now. Remember that?
Posted by: gp at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (mk9aG)
I don't know about you but the damn light bulb shit still pisses me off. It was totally useless and the amount of electricity saved is like pissing in the ocean.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
Insta-guitar
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (mvenn)
I like that blog. I like the blogger, too -
Gitarzan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:06 PM (Q1QrS)
Well, professional singers, then.....Brian Johnson's accent is pretty damn thick when he speaks, but For Those About to Rock.....
Posted by: Sponge at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Currency during the burning times.
That's a lot of straws.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:01 PM (ymnmz)
Lewis Carroll stuttered and stammered when interacting with adults, but it went away when he was talking to children.
Maybe Mr. Reed was too interested in his guitar.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (vg8iE)
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She has being an SJW as a prerequisite for any kind of relationship, I'm sure.
So, that limits her to soy-boys. Even if they're biologically male, she's still a lesbian.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (AzW6q)
"Roll Your Own"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (mvenn)
R's in primary (3 months ago) for the OH special election got 24k more votes than the D's.
Posted by: HA at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (MAstk)
Sounds like the trunk-ballot printers will have their work cut out for them between now and the election.
Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (u9OP6)
What kind of wood did they use for the Gretsch Country Gentleman?
And you know who else used to play two Country Gentlemen?
That's right. Nugent.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (8ZmvG)
If Exxon, Chevron, Sunoco BP announced, all on the same day, that they were going to have exactly the same price at the pump, that would be illegal collusion. A cartel.
That's what YouTube, Apple, Facebook and Spotify just did. They all banned @RealAlexJones on the same day.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (prIEw)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2018 12:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 06, 2018 11:53 AM (pw+jk)
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I don't think most moonbats want us dead.
They NEED us and on some level they know it.
And I'm not talking about needing us to keep a decent economy functioning --- Cuba? Venezuela? N Korea? Zimbabwe?
No, they don't need a decent economy.
What they really DO need is an Emmanuel Goldstein, an object of hate, a scapegoat.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2018 12:13 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
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Brought to us courtesy of (R!) Fred Upton, Kate's uncle. With people like that on your "team", how can you lose?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 12:13 PM (I16G8)
The only gator I am familiar with are on four wheels.
https://www.deere.com/en/gator-utility-vehicles/military-gators/
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 12:13 PM (flbmJ)
Have they banned bottled water yet because if they do straws how can they not do bottle water?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (khWYc)
LOTS of places have banned bottled water. Last year, Trump reversed an Obama admin policy of no bottled water sales in National Parks.
http://tinyurl.com/y7hqo4fe
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:14 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: QBert at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (ftgKe)
Heh. Yep, positive ID.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 12:14 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
I agree. And I really hate those curly-fried neon replacement bulbs.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at August 06, 2018 12:14 PM (prIEw)
What specifically is Alex Jones being banned for?
I've seen some "conspiracy" theories here about say the Las Vegas shooter, should this website also have all the major tech monopolies silence it?
Already they are going after global warmer "deniers" next.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 06, 2018 12:10 PM (UfkIY)
I thought you meant fired up as in "excited" that he was banned. My bad.
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2018 12:14 PM (bUjCl)
And we'll let her know about all the vile nasty things you said.
You forget my esteemed post as The Royal Ravage Wrangler. This also includes the shipping dock where the Surprise Box of Emus are prepared.
Also, I'm Keeper of The Royal Extension Cord of Delight.
I have status. I even get to sleep inside on occasion.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 06, 2018 12:15 PM (HaL55)
218
This plastic straw ban business will seem so trivial ten years from now,
just like the incandescent bulb ban kerfuffle of ten years ago seems
now. Remember that?
Posted by: gp at August 06, 2018 12:07 PM (mk9aG)
I
don't know about you but the damn light bulb shit still pisses me off.
It was totally useless and the amount of electricity saved is like
pissing in the ocean.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:11 PM (mpXpK)
Cuthbert's Opinion on the subject of straws:
There is nothing greater in the public food domain than the straw, be it plastic or paper (though uncommon these days). A clean and sanitary drinking device that only I touch when I tear the paper off, offers me a fighting chance to not have the feces of some San Francisco hobo contaminate me when I drink out of the paper cup they just smeared their hands all over at the quicky mart or Mc D's
Leave the F-ing straws alone.
That is all
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:15 PM (ymnmz)
Working on it!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9pr9rll
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
I have NOT bought a New York Times in the 20 years since. I promise I will not buy one from now forward twice as hard as I used to but I doubt that will make much difference. I could try to steal one but I am afraid the hypocrisy and the ignorance might be contagious.
Posted by: JB1000 at August 06, 2018 12:15 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:16 PM (ffWPP)
Red Vines make a decent straw in a pinch.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (+wxxW)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 06, 2018 12:02 PM (10vO4)
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You can lead a whore to Vassar but you can't make her think.
Posted by: Zombie Dorothy Parker at August 06, 2018 12:18 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (10vO4)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 12:18 PM (flbmJ)
https://tinyurl.com/hjwdyfm
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (DJFLF)
Same idiot who said white men can't jump... see... Tom Chambers...
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:18 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
Juice boxes are also single use containers... I am sure the banners will be coming for them eventually.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 06, 2018 12:19 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Darrel Issa at August 06, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)
How will the juice boxers juice box without straws?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
Big Juice Box will not go quietly.
A buddy of mine said that the juice box business world wide is like the number 2 or 3 most sold packing product.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:19 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 12:19 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (mvenn)
Leave the F-ing straws alone.
That is all
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:15 PM (ymnmz)
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Nope... not gonna happen. Why??? I like to point to my all time CS Lewis Quote....
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies.
The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience."
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Roy at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)
On Insty or Weazip, just post the word "beer" and wait 90 seconds. IPA! IPA! IPA!
I get it guys. You don't like it. The post is about a stout brewery in Baltimore.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (8ZmvG)
Next day, one of our local homeless wrote on the sign "That's not dog poop, dude, haha!"
Gotta love the "newcomers" we've gotten around here. Denver has, after all, tried to imitate SF in every way it can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2018 12:20 PM (AzW6q)
How many days elapsed between some kid in Boulder putting out a paper on straws (with shoddy math) to a city implementing a ban, a business banning straws?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:21 PM (ffWPP)
Riiight. Because gab.ai would never publish anti-semitic remarks. *eye roll*
Posted by: Hands at August 06, 2018 11:57 AM (EzdLW)
Something gab.ai would also never do is shadowban Trump supporters, or ban them outright, or demonetize content made by conservatives, which is happening now on Twitter and YouTube and other social media platforms. And you're still welcome to join the Ace Of Spades GAB group:
https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5
Posted by: Monty James at August 06, 2018 12:21 PM (JLodl)
Posted by: Asian karaoke night. at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (0qgz6)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (mvenn)
Insta-gator
===================
Perhaps he was carrying his lawyer, you know, his liti-gator
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (8u5U9)
Phony Statistics, Inc.
(Call us at 1 800 Eat Shit for your important election statistics)
Posted by: SMOD at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (e8kgV)
don't know about that, but platic straws themselves are a tiny bit of sequestered carbon. burying them in a landfill is clearly a responsible part of common-sense atmospheric carbon control.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (xGZ+b)
All really good points Jen. I didn't look at it that way.
Posted by: shibumi at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (SbIX4)
Seems to be a thing with immigrants: mock America, Americans for not getting their native culture right (such as how Brits often commenting that we don't know how to prepare a proper cup of tea). Aaaaand in the next breath, it's whining about cultural appropriation.
Posted by: Lizzy
I have never understood WHY people think I give a shit about them or their culture.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (Q1QrS)
I can't wait for the inevitable end run around the straw bans when restaurants install 3D printers next to the drink machines.
McDs appears to be ahead of the curve...
http://tinyurl.com/yc6fstls
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: irongrampa at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
That doesn't brew stout. Guinness stout still will only come from Ireland. The new brewery in Baltimore will brew "American" style beers.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Okay, the ruling class has decided THAT is not silly.
How about Coast to Coast stuff? How about astrologers? How about psychics and tarot card readers? You going to axe them too?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (0jtPF)
There is a good article vis a vis straws/ plastic in general, over at Reason.... it is all Leftist hype garbage...
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:21 PM (ffWPP)
Why is it lefties always are worried that you don't pay enough attention to your garbage.
Oh yeah, power. The will fight you on everything for the sake of controlling your every waking action.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (VpIIl)
Only a criminal would complain about an unconstitutional search and seizure.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
"Salah"?
Yes, it is hard to pronounce.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (1g7ch)
You don't like it. The post is about a stout brewery in Baltimore.
Posted by: Stringer Davis
Give me some men who are stout-hearted men,
Who will fight, for the right they adore
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (fA1SL)
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And if we KNOW how to make rice..... we're appropriating her culture.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 06, 2018 12:22 PM (xGZ+b)
Science!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (1ISKN)
How many days elapsed between some kid in Boulder putting out a paper on straws (with shoddy math) to a city implementing a ban, a business banning straws?
Posted by: Lizzy
Because that straw in Minot, North Dakota choked out a sea turtle in Tahiti.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:18 PM (ffWPP)
I was at a Celtics game when Chambers dunked over 7'4" Robert Parish!
My friend turned to me and proclaimed "I've never been prouder to be white!"
Posted by: The Gimp at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (jdWK0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (KP5rU)
Yup. She makes fun of people for mispronouncing her name, not knowing how to make rice.
We invented the fork.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Elon Musk at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
Huh... did not know BITCH was hard to pronounce....
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 12:24 PM (yQpMk)
You might hear that in a Tallahassee bar.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Yup. People who don't speak Korean probably will flub the pronunciation of your last name. Doesn't mean they're stupid or racist. Heck, I have a four letter last name (by marriage) and 90%+ of the time people flub it. Who cares?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 06, 2018 12:26 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2018 12:26 PM (1ISKN)
I am for reducing plastic, but what happened with the straw ban activity was a moral panic.
How many days elapsed between some kid in Boulder putting out a
paper on straws (with shoddy math) to a city implementing a ban, a
business banning straws?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:21 PM (W+vEI)
I am not for reducing plastic at all... it keeps food products more hygienic and forestalls the the spread of germs. If not messed with by greenies trying to make everything biodegradable, it also just sits in a landfill not creating leechates and not bothering anybody (except for greenies and I consider that a bonus).
Three cheers of a throwaway society!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 06, 2018 12:26 PM (FTXAT)
nascar ceo brian france arrested for dui and posession of oxy. what a dumbass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (KP5rU)
shouldn't it have been meth?
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2018 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
And you know who else used to play two Country Gentlemen?
That's right. Nugent.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 06, 2018 12:12 PM (8ZmvG)
Chet had a falling out with Gretsch and switched over to Gibson.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (mpXpK)
I can't wait for the inevitable end run around the straw bans when restaurants install 3D printers next to the drink machines.
McDs appears to be ahead of the curve...
http://tinyurl.com/yc6fstls
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (veoSD)
Honestly, I think you can make a wax lined paper straw that will hold up to 1/2 hour of immersion and you would have a winner product.
Of course the lefties would shit over that cause "That's not the point!" "It's not about the cake or the straw"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (ymnmz)
............
I wouldn't poke Sarah Jeong with your d_ck.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (KP5rU)
Seriously, that is funny. Wasn't he the dickbag trying to make NASCAR sjw'ified?
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (DJFLF)
https://youtu.be/P3hbsYDpeto
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)
You have a 50/50 chance if you pronounce it Kim.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (mpXpK)
We don't serve their kind here. Your gators, they have to wait outside.
"Ok y'all, you heard the man. Back in the truck with you. And don't run down the battery listening to country music like you did the last time we were here."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (HaL55)
getting their native culture right (such as how Brits often commenting
that we don't know how to prepare a proper cup of tea). Aaaaand in the
next breath, it's whining about cultural appropriation.
I'd like to see Sarah try her racist hand at pronouncing a few Polish names.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (0jtPF)
Lyndon LaRouche persisted.
Posted by: Zod at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (+wxxW)
incandescent bulb in the Kim haus. The LED's are better in every way
than any other option. Costs are coming down for new bulbs and they use
less energy than any other bulb out there and are a market driven
solution that beat out the tubes and the curly-q's. Whats not to like
about that? (lasts longer too).
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)
I still buy incandescent bulbs... mainly off the internet.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Sullyovich?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (yQpMk)
And when I feer I can't go on, you come and hord me!!
It's you.... and me...... follever!!!
Salah .... smi-i-i-i-ire
Won't you smire a whire for me, Salah
~Harr and Oats
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (8XRCm)
I kind of keep an eye on it from afar now.
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (DJFLF)
We invented the fork.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
You have to love their logic. Chopsticks were invented because knives were outlawed because they were too much like weapons.
Ok. How does the fork fit into that, and how does the the chopstick not equate to a spear?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (Q1QrS)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (KP5rU)
Yup. She makes fun of people for mispronouncing her name, not knowing
how to make rice. Uh, you're not in South Korea, you're in America, hon
It would help if furriner's properly used the pronunciations of the alphabet. Like the French - who seem to have taught the Vietnamese - who seem to think 'When' is spelled NGUYEN.
So if we mis-pronounce her name, maybe it is because she did a shitty job picking the letters that closely approximate IN ENGLISH how her name is pronounced. She can take it up with her parents. How the flock do people think there are so many variations of names in this country that are all the same name - had to do with the owners of the name not being able to read or write, and the spelling of their name was then up to the ability of whatever clown was writing it down in the book when they got off the ship at the pier.
"Your name is now JAMES O'Donnell, Seamus - NEXT!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 06, 2018 12:30 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:30 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 06, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
------------
The age old Totalitarian argument:
"If you aren't doing anything wrong, what do you have to fear?".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 06, 2018 12:31 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 06, 2018 12:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Hell, just pronounce "r's".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 06, 2018 12:31 PM (Q1QrS)
You know the oxys are just what they found so far...
Posted by: kallisto at August 06, 2018 12:31 PM (DJFLF)
now, Mangan was an asshole and a borderline antisemite, and I used to go there mainly to laugh, like with Unz now. but banning his site was stupid. It just made him a martyr.
blogger seems not to care anymore now that Facebook and Twitter and YouTube get the hits.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 06, 2018 12:31 PM (aBzZU)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 06, 2018 12:32 PM (aBzZU)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at August 06, 2018 12:32 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 06, 2018 12:32 PM (aBzZU)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376441
As usual, with something long since beaten to death in the comments already.
(Ace as highlighter.)Posted by: mindful webworker - this is my just kidding face :D at August 06, 2018 12:33 PM (2hlqN)
Posted by: mindful webworker - this is my just kidding face :D at August 06, 2018 12:33 PM (2hlqN)
LED bulbs have replaced every curly-q bulb and
incandescent bulb in the Kim haus. The LED's are better in every way
than any other option. Costs are coming down for new bulbs and they use
less energy than any other bulb out there and are a market driven
solution that beat out the tubes and the curly-q's. Whats not to like
about that? (lasts longer too).
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)
I still buy incandescent bulbs... mainly off the internet.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 06, 2018 12:28 PM (FTXAT)
LED bulbs are not good for areas like where I live that get a lot of lightning. A lightning strike that creates a power surge will blow at the electronics in the base.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:33 PM (mpXpK)
Honestly, I think you can make a wax lined paper straw that will hold up to 1/2 hour of immersion and you would have a winner product.
Of course the lefties would shit over that cause "That's not the point!" "It's not about the cake or the straw"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (ymnmz)
But that would defeat the purpose. The various straw bans are bans on distribution of a product that's perfectly legal to own and use. There's no distribution if the customer makes his own straw by pressing the button.
Of course, the main purpose is to piss off the commies.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2018 12:33 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - I can feel my mind going, Dave... at August 06, 2018 12:34 PM (2hlqN)
And when I feer I can't go on, you come and hord me!!
It's you.... and me...... follever!!!
Salah .... smi-i-i-i-ire
Won't you smire a whire for me, Salah
~Harr and Oats
Posted by: fixerupper at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM (8XRCm)
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lmao
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 06, 2018 12:35 PM (flbmJ)
Better than waking up with an armed nun.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 06, 2018 12:35 PM (kqsXK)
Chet had a falling out with Gretsch and switched over to Gibson.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 06, 2018 12:27 PM (mpXpK)
Yeah I think it was over the Duane Eddy model Gretsch. Atkins said that was the guitar he always wanted.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 06, 2018 12:35 PM (10vO4)
I used to work in a shop where (we thought) people were letting their
dogs poop behind the place. My boss put up a sign saying "Pick up after
your dogs," or whatever.
Next day, one of our local homeless wrote on the sign "That's not dog poop, dude, haha!"
Gotta love the "newcomers" we've gotten around here. Denver has, after all, tried to imitate SF in every way it can.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2018
*
*
I miss the climate and the paved roads, and the landscape. But ti sounds as if I wouldn't be very happy with Denver now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 06, 2018 12:36 PM (YWG/U)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)
========
For some reason, it bothers me with the Brits since I think they are sincere and unreflective about their sense of superiority. But with other immigrants the left, either through cultural messages or personal interactions, puts a chip on their shoulder and fills them full of imaginary resentments. And they just go along with it. Clockboys do not germinate in a vacuum. They are carefully cultivated.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 12:36 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: saf at August 06, 2018 12:36 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 06, 2018 12:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Colin at August 06, 2018 12:38 PM (HgAyl)
Of course the lefties would shit over that cause "That's not the point!" "It's not about the cake or the straw"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 06, 2
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Tried paper straw at a resort. Started out fine but after about 15 minutes it becomes worthless.
Posted by: WisRich at August 06, 2018 12:38 PM (GUnir)
Posted by: kraken at August 06, 2018 12:29 PM
(ffWPP)
----------------------
Why do you say she is "unassimilated?"
She has assimilated perfectly to the values and mores of our ruling class.
That's how she got to be on the editorial board of our #1 newspaper.
And that is what is scary.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 06, 2018 12:39 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 06, 2018 12:26 PM (W+vEI)
Four letter last nam?
Like Mr. Harry Balls? People try to say "Balez", but it is BALZ!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 06, 2018 12:40 PM (1g7ch)
309 LED bulbs have replaced every curly-q bulb and incandescent bulb in the Kim haus. The LED's are better in every way than any other option. Costs are coming down for new bulbs and they use less energy than any other bulb out there and are a market driven solution that beat out the tubes and the curly-q's. Whats not to like about that? (lasts longer too).
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)
Turns out the failure rate for reasonably priced LED bulbs is not better than incandescent bulbs. When you cost out the two types on a time in service per penny paid it is very close. Failure seems to be the power conversion circuitry dies due to heat. Waiting for the new lights that have a power module that screws into the outlet and a led array that plugs into the power module.
Get your act together Feit.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 06, 2018 12:46 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: franksalterego at August 06, 2018 12:52 PM (3cq8T)
https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 06, 2018 12:09 PM (fA1SL)
Jesus and Mary, I might not sleep for days...
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 06, 2018 12:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: QBert at August 06, 2018 11:34 AM (ftgKe)
That's ok, everyone here likes you too. One at a time, no hogging!
Posted by: Everyone in Hollywood without exception at August 06, 2018 12:54 PM (GVhNL)
Posted by: The Gimp at August 06, 2018 12:25 PM (jdWK0)
Well, to be fair, Robert Parish can't jump.
Posted by: Everyone in Hollywood without exception at August 06, 2018 01:14 PM (GVhNL)
Posted by: Rod at August 06, 2018 01:23 PM (o/YqJ)
357 The various straw bans are bans on distribution of a product that's perfectly legal to own and use. There's no distribution if the customer makes his own straw by pressing the button.
i sense a market window opening for ghost strawer machines.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 06, 2018 01:29 PM (NmR1a)
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Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)