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Democrat Senator: "I'm Confused;" When You Say Illegal Immigrants Broke The Law, What "Law" Are You Talking About?
Mazie Hirono, Senator from Hawaii.
Is there any way we can gin up an indigenous Hawaii Secession movement?"I'm Confused": ICE official has to explain to Democrat Senator Mazie Hirono that illegal immigrants break the law. pic.twitter.com/lgM9WhHWco
— Ryan Saavedra 🇺🇸 (@RealSaavedra) July 31, 2018
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 31, 2018 03:54 PM (jsWA8)
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Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
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Posted by: Furious George at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: joe dagostino at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (eq2/x)
Did they need to explain the concept of "interstate highways," too?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (t82DG)
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Posted by: hawaii in a coconut shell at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IO7XP)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (XuYmQ)
Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: hawaii in a coconut shell at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IO7XP)
Reminds me of a certain former preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (y7DUB)
Yep. Anything we possess that's not actually on the North American continent has to go back to being a territory. And they have to have a certain ratio of brothels to population. It's in the Constitution somewhere.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)
You're dissing the Captain of the Harvard Swim Team.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (yQpMk)
Holy fucking balls.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Things That Make Dems Speechless at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (fwekB)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (BsGS1)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (pHfeF)
Our betters? They can kiss my entire ass.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (I16G8)
Or...how about DHS place a bunch of unaccompanied minors on the island and insist they attend Hawaiian native schools, and teach them in the immigrants' native language?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dumb Hawaiian Senator at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)
or should I employ the assistance of "Mr. Pimp Hand" to help man-splain
it to you?
Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (BsGS1)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (zcuxU)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Ever at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (OLS0m)
I cannot wait to leave this shithole state.
Posted by: nip at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (ECLaL)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (NqyM4)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: hawaii in a coconut shell at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IO7XP)
Reminds me of a certain former preezy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
Barry was not even close to this level of stupidity.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (NZnfM)
Posted by: Maxipad Waters at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
Fun factoid-- interstate highways are *technically* Federal highways, at least as far as funding is concerned, which is why Hawaii has them.
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of "fun" at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl)
Dog The Bounty Hunter vs. Beth wars may now begin.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (wJ/0D)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (BHRUO)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (O033+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (zcuxU)
The Netflix movie Extinction explains the Hawaiian view of "aliens". A not so subtle message embedded in there.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (sdl8C)
Posted by: nip at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (ECLaL)
I think that would work here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: President Choom Wagon at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (NZnfM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (zRAwp)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (F4u7C)
I will, now.
Also, for countries that have them, is it just "Minister So-and-so" and "Prime Minister Whoever" when addressing them? Because I want to add a Mister or Ms. in front of those, too.
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS)
I think that would work here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC)
yeah that is a nice way fo saying "What is he a fuckin moron" which in private I say a lot
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (vtcmf)
I have an answer to that.
Posted by: David Byrne at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (F4u7C)
Even better, she's on the Judiciary Committee and she's a legal immigrant.
You'd think she might know a thing or two about immigration law but you'd be wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Things That Make Dems Speechless at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (fwekB)
Life of victimhood
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (bWBdM)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (XuYmQ)
All you gotta do is win a popularity contest and promise everybody anything they want.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (BHRUO)
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS)
Those who can't Teach
Those who can't Teach, Administrate
Those who can't Administrate, go into Politics
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Furious George at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (9vQJW)
How does it happen that some of the absolutely dumbest people end up elected to federal office?
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS)
There's a test. The lower the score, the higher the grade.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (zRAwp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (1LOcx)
It's my understanding that, as an island, everything is super-expensive compared to the mainland, so that's an issue for tourists as well.
(Me, that is. It'd be an issue for me, personally, since I'm cheap.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF)
How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF)
Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (vtcmf)
There's a fine line between when a man is drunk enough to poke anything and too drunk to poke anything.
Your Daddy was in the sweet spot.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI)
Fucking Celestials.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (t82DG)
Her statement alone should disqualify her for US citizenship.
Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Boots
Pelosi
Waters
Jackson-Lee
Hank J.
Murders row of IQ's
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (zcuxU)
Posted by: Mel Watt at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (fwekB)
Never been to the South Bronx or Harlem I guess?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (Lg2h/)
How does it happen that some of the absolutely dumbest people end up elected to federal office?
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS)
Because invariably their constituents are EVEN SMARTER (sarc, sarc, sarc, sarc)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (37IEG)
Does she consider herself an American, or is this just a great place to move, so what's the biggie between illegal, legal, whatever?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (W+vEI)
It makes me chuckle, in a shark's-teeth war-club kind of way, to think that the aboriginal Hawaiians we have killed off all the preceding aboriginal Hawaiians, and not that long ago either.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (8ZmvG)
Barry was not even close to this level of stupidity.>>>
Here hold my choom.
profit and earning ratios
Posted by: Barry O at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (pw+jk)
You gotta reduce the IQ in Hawaii from just walking down the main street in Oahu. You get wasted before you get to wherever you're going from smelling all of that sweet pot smoke floating around.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (sdl8C)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Boy/L)
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And Elvis! and Ann-Margaret.
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (blfUS)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (r36Sg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
SAD !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: chinese rock at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (wJ/0D)
Thought it might have slipped your mind for a second.
Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (BsGS1)
I really think the pro-illegal types are so deep into this they really don't even know illegals are "illegal."
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF)
Like Barry O. Play the race card to get in and use it to slide by. Bet her grades are as sealed as Obozos.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (r36Sg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of "fun" at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (84QUd)
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Our highway bypass road in Atlanta is designated as I-285. This road runs in a rough circle around Atlanta, never touches any other state.
A Senior Georgia Senator must have been Chair of whatever committee it is that controls road designations to pull that one off for the purposes of Fed funding.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (G0vdT)
Fuck the hula. Firewalking ftw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (1LOcx)
Thats it. If you have to keep prompting them to walk off the fire coals then they are qualified to be in congress.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (zcuxU)
Hell, it seems that as long as your a wealthy liberal, you can just jump on top and do whatever you want.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Senator Horseface at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (NZnfM)
Get a load of Jim Jordan making Robert Mueller look like the buffoon he is.
To think, shit birds like Mueller literally get away with murder.
It's just not right.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (IqV8l)
Now here's this Japanese-born "representative" of Hawaiians who wants to allow even more non-natives to have access to the Hawaiians' islands.
It was unrestricted immigration that got the Hawaiians into this mess; you'd think they'd be among the most strident advocates of limited immigration.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: Smyrt Stuhf That DemocRats Have Said at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (EATOD)
The race based stares and comments this haole received was pretty amazing. I had never experienced racism before until I experienced Hawaii. Maybe Senator Open borders needs to be reminded of that.
Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (NqyM4)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
__________
I know, right?
Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: West at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (7Fa8Y)
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"Give 'em a running start" enforcement of the laws. Brilliant. I can make that work in a lot of different areas. . .
Posted by: creepy porn lawyer at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (IO7XP)
Posted by: Chief waaahooo_Justice at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/303552/
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (LiyEm)
You notice the letter "I" in front of that number, right? That's all it takes. It's like magic!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (V2Yro)
Shes an imposter. Shes not Hawaiian. Wheres her Lei and grass skirt. I'm sick of this shit. Posers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI)
Altough she looks like she knows her way around a luau
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (10vO4)
Hoo, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Hirono?
Hoo, you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it comin' off of the line, Hirono
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, woo!
M-m-m-my Hirono
Posted by: The Knick Knacks at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (Y+/W2)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)
What an eye opener. An American citizen being denied entry to a changing room by non-citizens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Don Ho at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (cqOkQ)
Posted by: The Knick Knacks at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (LiyEm)
I tried to warn y'all.
Also Google cocksuckers are censoring my name in auto fill-in.
Posted by: Al Swearengen at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (NqyM4)
Hawaii and Alaska are probably only states because of the Cold War, and while I can kind of see Alaska, Hawaii has no business being a state. It has it's own culture. We should have kept it as a military base.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (y8Foj)
Is that woman that's suing Canada Dry also upset that Canada is not, in fact, dry?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j)
Next she'll be wanting to sue dry counties and towns for advertising themselves as 'dry'.
Damned woman better stay the hell outta Texas.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
Kidding, right?
Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (vg8iE)
As an ex-resident of Puerto Rico, I have to take extreme exception to this comment. PR is one of the most corrupt, backwards and racist places I've ever been.
World class shithole.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: I-579, 1 like long at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (1LOcx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (b0op4)
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (Bdeb0)
We were on a beach on Oahu way back, and as I stood in line for the changing room, the Japanese women wouldn't let me in. They just kept smiling and nodding until I finally got fed up and forced my way through their little racist gauntlet.
What an eye opener. An American citizen being denied entry to a changing room by non-citizens.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Show them a picture of an A-bomb explosion.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (10vO4)
Lol. yeah you don't want to be behind her.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (NZnfM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018
Maybe MS-13 hasn't arrived yet. Let's send them a shipment and let the good times roll.
Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (oiNtH)
Kidding, right?
Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law
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Sh!+ Man I was on law review. Ha ha.
Posted by: The lightworker at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (2rxHP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Mazie is a Jap.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Oy, she doesn't look Drewish!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf)
Are you in the Sharks?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (Bdeb0)
Iirc, they are making that into a TV Series.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: Soothi at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (sNOa1)
Posted by: Smyrt Stuhf That DemocRats Have Said at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (EATOD)
Harumpf!!
Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
It's my understanding that, as an island, everything is super-expensive compared to the mainland, so that's an issue for tourists as well.
(Me, that is. It'd be an issue for me, personally, since I'm cheap.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (84QUd)
It is. When we go we factor that in and try to eat at places the locals frequent instead of at hotels and we don't buy much except for the odd article of clothing and gas (gas ain't that much more). We also know it is a vacation when we go and well, work hard play hard. On vacay!!!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (8Ls/+)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
What does she have in her basement, a chemistry lab full of fancy equipment and a ambulance chasing lawyer.
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (Y+/W2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (C5Lvr)
I went to HS in Hawaii, and looking for a summer job, when the proprietor came out, and he was Japanese, we both knew I was wasting my time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (b0op4)
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018
Maybe MS-13 hasn't arrived yet. Let's send them a shipment and let the good times roll.
Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (oiNtH)
Exactly. I' sure they don't have Mexicans swimming there either. "Illegals" to them are moar Japs maybe.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (y8Foj)
Why exactly is Hawaii a state, again?
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (AM1GF)
Because we needed a place for the whalers to blow of some steam with the nekkid wahines
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)
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Some of us pretend to be Native Americans!
Posted by: Lizzie Lie-a-watha Warren at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (nBr1j)
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Yes. DoD had a big fight with the DEA over using military assets to detect weed farms in HI. They didn't want WWIII between the Locals and Marines and Soldiers. Anyone finding themselves in a weed patch better get out quick. Them boys have guns and stuff.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM
So, you're saying she has no poi-s?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Read nothing into that. Trust me. Its typical.
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (2rxHP)
*glares*
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
Kidding, right?
Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
We anons have your young boy loving pedo virtue signaling ass pegged.
http://goodizen.com/rep-sheila-jackson- lee-appears-to-be-wearing-some- pedophile-themed-jewelry-in-this-picture/
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (7n4KQ)
Ain't no ting, brudda! Hang loose!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (b0op4)
The ink wouldn't be dry on those documents before the Chinese took over and that would be the end of people like Madame Senator Smart Lawyer. Freedom to open your big mouth is something only free countries enjoy. Chicoms do not have that freedom.
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (blfUS)
I was the innocent bystander who almost got shot and knifed more than once.
Gotta keep your head on a swivel in PR after dark.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
Is that woman that's suing Canada Dry also upset that Canada is not, in fact, dry?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)
What does she have in her basement, a chemistry lab full of fancy equipment and a ambulance chasing lawyer.
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (Y+/W2)
Good lord, imagine her ordering a dry martini? Every bartender from here to Hawaii would be dragged into the lawsuit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
How sweet would it be if the judge threw the case--and Mueller--out of his courtroom?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (NV/E7)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (C5Lvr)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (ctuyM)
Thats clever for this place. Don't let it happen again.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Remedial School for DemocRat Legislators at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (EATOD)
WTF is the rationale for that?!?
IIRC, right now, within 25 miles of the border, ICE has additional authority to search any vehicle, property, etc. to apprehend illegals. It motivates them to hightail it into the country. Feinstein's law would make a 100 mile wide no-mans land between us and Mexico where cartels, smugglers, even Mexican police and army could move about freely. BANANAS!!
Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (8SR1L)
"See? We're as dumb as you!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (b0op4)
Heh. Iowahawk said as much about Ellen Pao after she tried to ruin reddit with SJWism.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (vl7D/)
Gotta keep your head on a swivel in PR after dark.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (EPnrI)
The locals would actually have to work.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (8Ls/+)
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Yep, the Japs are some of the racist people around. Japan also has some of the world's most restrictive immigration policies.
But give some of them U.S. passports and suddenly they're all in favor of open borders. Nobody but the Japanese have the right to live in Japan, but everybody on the planet has the right to live in the U.S.!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)
200 180
Mazie is a Jap.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Oy, she doesn't look Drewish!
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Pretty sure the Japs learned a lot from the Jews on how to deflect their success on whitey with the locals. Its kind of like NYC but cleaner.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (2LelM)
now open borders supporters after being hardcore racists for the past 50
years. WTF?
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018
When 2600 miles of ocean is your border, you can afford to be cavalier.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (yl+AY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (AM1GF)
Suppose to have been filed and voted on as a Mistake. It was a clerical error when filing and voting, hence its a state.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (jDF8P)
No? Fuckin' Haole.
Posted by: Kimo at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr)
We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and
gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0)
Helloooo, the islands would tip over.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (EPnrI)
We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and
gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0)
I nominate Puerto Rico! And then give them their independence.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG)
We had already decided on Alaska, and a 49 star flag just felt awkward.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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It's a lot larger than you would think. Loads of Filipino's and other Asians (Cambodians, Vietnamese, Thais, Chinese, etc.) who arrive legally and never leave by the time their VISAs expire.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (8SR1L)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (ZNTrW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (C5Lvr)
Dumb as a spam sandwich.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (nBr1j)
Watch it bub. I got a 1600 on my SAT.
Posted by: Spam Sandwich at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0)
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I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California.
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (vl7D/)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM
What am I, chopped taro root?
Posted by: Man's Country at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (2rxHP)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
It's true. Locals keep a weather eye out for falling coconuts. Visitors from the mainland don't give them a thought.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (b0op4)
Remember this when they want Puerto Rico as the 51st.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (pHfeF)
We had already decided on Alaska, and a 49 star flag just felt awkward.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (V2Yro)
We should have taken Canada by force and made it a state before freaking Hawaii. Lets be honest, Hawaii is a military base, vacation spot, and a territory at best.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (t82DG)
What weird times we live in.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
Coincidentally, her pretend home is in SF, which is 4-500 miles away. How about 100 miles inland from our ocean borders, too?
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (g0Lfb)
Cannibal Bob, thanks to you I am envisioning JackStraw with slicked back
hair and a switchblade dancing through the streets of New York.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu)
But is he singing "Here in Amereeekaaaa"?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (8SR1L)
So you're saying that Hawaii has the smallest average penis-size of all the 50 states?
I'll pass.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI)
I am sure there was some lei-ing involved, for her to reach the position she now occupies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (NV/E7)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM
Bandersnatch?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (w7KSn)
_________________
All they need is the price of a plane ticket . . . . . . . . . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0)
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I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California.
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (vl7D/)
No, no, no. I nominate Snake Island:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (b0op4)
Posted by: West at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (7Fa8Y)
Lakkanookie is her ancestral name. Her and Liz Warren have much in common
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)
Cannibal Bob, thanks to you I am envisioning JackStraw with slicked back
hair and a switchblade dancing through the streets of New York. I'm
trying to reconcile that with my previous image of him in boat shoes and
plaid shorts on a sailboat. There's a certain amount of cognitive
dissonance that just won't go away.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu)
In my mind, JackStraw looks like Tom Selleck!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
If you pick Mazie, you're a retard.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (fuK7c)
Oh great, 10 more liberal states instead of just 1. We got off easy!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio
It's already our largest National Park.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (Bdeb0)
What weird times we live in.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
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Well, she is married to Kanye, who has left the Plantation. So......yeah.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (mBL57)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0)
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I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California.
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If you want immigration results send them to Martha's Vineyard and Malibu. San Clemente is quite beautiful and only foxes and Navy Seals live there.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu)
He has a secret life bb. At night hes the leader of the Sharks and he gets all stabby and shit. Oh and he has sister named Maria.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (Cnt92)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG)
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No. And that's also part of the problem. He's singing "I Feel Pretty."
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
Pissed about what? The insanity of this trial?
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (G0vdT)
Molokai. Don't tell anybody we didn't give you anything.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair Imposter at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (84QUd)
In Canada, the proper mode of address for the current PM is, "Hey, fuckhead!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (NV/E7)
Posted by: Stitch at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (1LOcx)
TheVerge.com has a headline: "All those Bigfoot erotica jokes are helping normalize white supremacy".
"Journalism", ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (ZNTrW)
What weird times we live in.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
She has previously said that she's a Rockefeller Republican (read RINO) and supported Clinton during the election.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (BHRUO)
The FALN is against statehood and has bombed & murdered their way around the USA to reinforce that. Their newly freed by Barky leader is big buddies with Lin Manuel Miranda of Hamilton fame. So the FALN terrorists would have access to plenty of funding this time around.
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (blfUS)
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Really, I'd be surprised if there were that many people who live in Hawaii who were interested in taking a full time job in DC.
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (cqOkQ)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (GoLZO)
In my mind, JackStraw looks like Tom Selleck!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
I don't want to picture JackStraw wearing short shorts and Hawaiian shirts.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (C5Lvr)
Including things like making statements encouraging them to come, or making statements about giving them sanctuary.
I really wish Jess Sessionzzzz knew about this little law...
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
In my mind, I think so too!
Unfortunately, my mirror has a different view.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG)
I always thought is was funny when the white guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!"...and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (ZNTrW)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (pHfeF)
I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California.
Does the navy still get to use it as a firing range?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (10vO4)
It's not a law law.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM
It's entirely possible your cynicism has prematurely aged you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (JJZzu)
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (/tuJf)
I always thought is was funny when the white guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!"...and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI)
Our Colombian exchange student was named Maria. So was her sister.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM
Is that what the kids are calling those big blue pills these days?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (ctuyM)
With boating crocs.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Lester at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: An Observation at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (o/WCN)
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All their brothers are named Jesus. Its a tangled family tree.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (nBr1j)
Exactly!! I rest my case.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (jDF8P)
That's not even the stupidest thing of the day.
TheVerge.com has a headline: "All those Bigfoot erotica jokes are helping normalize white supremacy".
"Journalism", ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)
Wow - so, Bigfoot is a white guy? Awesome! We're making a comeback!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)
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You see ma'am all laws are discretionary.
Posted by: a queen's constable explains it all at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (V4+9a)
What weird times we live in.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)
She should've told him to stick to what she was there for, not fucking Trump. People are tired of their comedy being destroyed by fucking Trump haters.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (ZNTrW)
https://amzn.to/2M7gxz9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Including things like making statements encouraging them to come, or making statements about giving them sanctuary.
I really wish Jess Sessionzzzz knew about this little law...
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN)
I've had a zero tolerance policy about this shit since before I could vote in the late 1990's. If you rent housing to illegals you get a felony for each one and a year in jail for each one and a large fine. If you employ illegals you get the same as above.
Fuck their feelings. Possessing a gram of crack used to get a person prison time, well aiding and abetting an invasion is 1000 times worse of a crime and should be treated as suck.
I was a real big hit with republicans back then.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Lester at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (LfJIn)
Perhaps because the Constitution, the Oaths they took, and even the Law itself, says they are suppose to enforce the Laws as written???
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)
Judging by the pic on the internet, John Holmes didn't die of aids. He became hairy and roamed the forests.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (fuK7c)
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You know what will fix this? Pass a National Carry and Conceal Law. If gays needed a universal right to marriage I see no reason why the Second Amendment doesn't get the same treatment.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (2LelM)
could be worse. could be dropbears.
*shudder*
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (NmR1a)
Pretty much.
Posted by: JackStraw
I'm going to laugh my ass off if the case gets shitcanned within 72 hours.
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Damn straight.
Posted by: Abominable Snowman at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Rep. Hank "Tipper" Johnson at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
I'm sure she looked pretty hot in her hula outfit and coconut bra back in the days before electricity.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
I think she's in this video:
https://youtu.be/iVFRgoQe86U
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (Y+/W2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (ZNTrW)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI)
Sorta like when they're plotting the next terrorist strike - Muhammed, Mohammed, Muhamed, Mohamed, and Mamude are supposed to lay down suppressing fire while Mohammed, Muhamed and Achmed bring up the satchel charges to breach the door.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (ctuyM)
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Are you kidding? He's not cynical! He's eternally cheerful. Keeps him young and looking like Tom Selleck.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (JJZzu)
Hawaii State Motto: Always Coming In Last
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (6eEQ+)
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Piss off bruh. Im still pissed at your cooler company.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI)
Sorta like when they're plotting the next terrorist strike - Muhammed, Mohammed, Muhamed, Mohamed, and Mamude are supposed to lay down suppressing fire while Mohammed, Muhamed and Achmed bring up the satchel charges to breach the door.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Like the Captain Morgan commercial.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (C5Lvr)
I thought he died a virgin?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
Well, he went to Italy and was doing gay porn with some really sickly dudes....and it didn't take too long after that.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (F4u7C)
Pretty much.
Posted by: JackStraw
I'm going to laugh my ass off if the case gets shitcanned within 72 hours.
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM
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That will probably happen as soon as the prosecution rests and the defense calls rosenstein as their first witness. After all he was the lead prosecutor back in 2012 and he decided not to charge manafort with these exact same crimes back then.
No way the Judge will deny that request.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (ZNTrW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Damn straight.
Posted by: Abominable Snowman at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (r9UYA)
Too right, mate
Posted by: The Yowie at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (t82DG)
That will probably happen as soon as the prosecution rests and the defense calls rosenstein as their first witness. After all he was the lead prosecutor back in 2012 and he decided not to charge manafort with these exact same crimes back then.
No way the Judge will deny that request.
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Oh you'd be surprised.
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (e8+h1)
She's making Hank Guam-will-tip-over- Johnson look like a MENSA candidate.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (SGpFT)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (VpIIl)
Our Colombian exchange student was named Maria. So was her sister.
Posted by: Northernlurker
Did she have a brother named Larry?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (JX3+z)
So is JackStraw Puerto Rican? Or did he just spend some time there?
Does he wear Roach Kickers?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (r9UYA)
phrasing?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (NmR1a)
Yeah, as soon as I hit post.......D'OH!
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)
She's making Hank Guam-will-tip-over- Johnson look like a MENSA candidate.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (SGpFT)
Rites of passage into clubs that are filmed and recorded to be used as blackmail later so they can be controlled.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (t82DG)
pjmedia.com trending DOJ's new religious liberty arm-set-to investigate the SPLC
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (pHfeF)
Just spent some time there.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (QIXE+)
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (Y+/W2)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)
Judging by the pic on the internet, John Holmes didn't die of aids. He became hairy and roamed the forests.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C)
It's a pretty good gig except when my yeti tube gets caught in the undergrowth. That's kinda irritating.
Posted by: John Holmes, forest creature at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (37IEG)
rests and the defense calls rosenstein as their first witness. After
all he was the lead prosecutor back in 2012 and he decided not to charge
manafort with these exact same crimes back then.
No way the Judge will deny that request.
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Oh you'd be surprised.
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM
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I would recommend that you check out the Judge's previous rulings on this case. he is very defendant friendly.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (JUOKG)
She's making Hank Guam-will-tip-over- Johnson look like a MENSA candidate.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (SGpFT)
Rites of passage into clubs that are filmed and recorded to be used as blackmail later so they can be controlled.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio
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You talkin' bout me!!
*glares*
Posted by: Kamala Harrass at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (e8+h1)
I work with people in Congress all the time. You would be surprised how
many of them are this dumb, or dumber. Some of the ones who have been
around for decades are barely cogent. It's really their staff's running
the show.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl
*ahem* John McCain
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (NqyM4)
Hawaii and Alaska are probably only states because of the Cold War, and while I can kind of see Alaska, Hawaii has no business being a state. It has it's own culture. We should have kept it as a military base.
Posted by: JoeF.
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Nah, goes way back farther than that as Spain, Portugal, Germany, the British Empire, and the U.S. were all eagerly trying to get their mittens on the highly lucrative land (aka Pacific silk road if you will) so the US took the step forward before anyone else and claimed the Hawaiian Islands as a US territory. Which in turn fed into the ever growing Golden Sugarcane industry and the Big Five Sugarcane processing corporations that wielded considerable political power in the then Territory of Hawaii. The Big Five were Castle & Cooke, Alexander & Baldwin, C. Brewer & Co., Amfac and Theo H. Davies & Co. and by the early to mid 1800s Spain, Portugal, Germany, England, and the US.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (8SR1L)
=
And yet. I still sense you'll be surprised.
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (xz+np)
pjmedia.com trending DOJ's new religious liberty arm-set-to investigate the SPLC
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (pHfeF)
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If so, Morris Dees probably very recently sent another $200 million or so on a long term Carribean vacation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (I16G8)
Now hold on there. I represent that remark.
Posted by: The JEF at July 31, 2018 04:44 PM (o2vOl)
See now that's just a damn lie.She started out that color.
(Calm Mentor: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:44 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl
*ahem* John McCain
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu)
Now, new! Conservative with less Conservative! All the looks of a Conservative, none of the values!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG)
Safety Volunteers Escort BART Passengers To Their Cars After Rash Of Violent Crimes . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm)
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And a retarded asshole.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Unfrozen Democrat Hawaiian Representative at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (q7Tww)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (I16G8)
Other's say it was a set-up to get rid of him.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: ace the helpful ewok at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm)
Boy, I'll say--if his wikipedia entry is true.
Wow.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (y8Foj)
Good to know.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (Zskvw)
I work with people in Congress all the time. You would be surprised how
many of them are this dumb, or dumber. Some of the ones who have been
around for decades are barely cogent. It's really their staff's running
the show.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl
I stayed a summer in DC to get a feel for the place after college with some fronds who were working for different senators and representatives. They do all the work, the pols are cults of personality, and everybody drinks and has sex with each other during happy hour and afterwards.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (I16G
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you've been this way for a couple of days, that i've noticed.
maybe you should see a facial chiropractor, and get your nose put back in joint?
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (QIXE+)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC)
=
And yet. I still sense you'll be surprised.
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM
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Can you sense the Wednesday Power Ball numbers for me?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (YBMcf)
We're not going near that dump.
Posted by: Curtis Sliwa at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
Other's say it was a set-up to get rid of him.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (y8Foj)
I believe it was intravenous drug use.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (C5Lvr)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (t82DG)
And that my friend, is how the Deep State operates....
They all fucked each other.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (t82DG)
That's AWESOME!!!!
I think I'll run for congress.
HEY EVERYBODY!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (ptqGC)
She at least says she's 'confused."
If only they wrote these laws onto something. And then had a vote to decide whether these proposed laws should be the, I don't know .. . the LAW of the land. . . or something.
Then people who want to know about said laws could go some place. . . Gee, I don't know. . maybe the fucking library of congress... . . and they could read these laws . . . or something.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (q1VoB)
That is a great book.
The Cake and The Rain.
That's the one, right?
Posted by: backbeatbaby at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM (LiyEm)
I would have pointed out how Japan is one of the xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they should remove the speck from their own eye first, but I still need a paycheck for a few more years.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM (uGHnY)
Soil in Hawaii is not fertile. Islands never could feed themselves, without the fish, which you have to admit is something. Sugar cane was worth wiping out whole populations for, for a while, there. Then it wasn't. Then there was the pineapple, which they tell me is the how and why of all those other Pacific Rimsters being there.
I kept seeing hundreds and hundreds of untended acres on Oahu, and thinking, damn lazy people here, until the rum distillers (subsidized!) told me about the overnight collapse of the pineapple market, just about a decade ago. They fertilized the hell out of that rock dust to grow pineapple, and without that level of nutrient, you can't grow corn or lettuce. So there it sits, kind of pretty, but spooky too.
Make sense to you C.M.? Don't want to be getting, like, cryptic on ya.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (37IEG)
She at least says she's 'confused."
If only they wrote these laws onto something. And then had a vote to decide whether these proposed laws should be the, I don't know .. . the LAW of the land. . . or something.
Then people who want to know about said laws could go some place. . . Gee, I don't know. . maybe the fucking library of congress... . . and they could read these laws . . . or something.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
Easier yet, "hey intern, read this law and tell me what it means."
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (Bdeb0)
They all fucked each other.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj)
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and then they fucked us.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 04:53 PM (QIXE+)
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 04:53 PM (7HtZB)
xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they should remove the speck
from their own eye first, but I still need a paycheck for a few more
years.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM (uGHnY)
Which is why I could never figure out why their cartoon characters all have blue hair, anglo eyes and big knockers.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: John McCain at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (P/aDH)
drinks and has sex with each other during happy hour and afterwards.
" Posted by: 1st world problems
sounds right ... they are all in the hedonist club (except a few we hope). That might be how they get there ... screw their way into "power". Political Peyton Place is much more evil than the Harper Valley PTA version, since the DC SexSwamp runs our money and lives.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (bT8Z4)
I'm in hot-water at work today. I work for a Japanese company, and one
of the execs starts on about how Trump has a "bad attitude" and how he
doesn't think Trump should build the wall. So I asked him, if there was a
failed narco-state on Japan's border, whose violence, corruption and
lack of economic opportunity was driving masses of people into Japan,
that he'd be ok with that? Crickets.
I would have pointed out
how Japan is one of the xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they
should remove the speck from their own eye first, but I still need a
paycheck for a few more years.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM
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Sometimes hitting someone with the brutal honest truth might not be the best idea as in your case.
But, the Japanese are the most racist xenophobic people that I have ever encountered on the planet in my 22 years of travel with the Military.
And I have visited every Continent with the exception of Antarctica.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (LiyEm)
I think he just has a hard on for Mueller, not for veterans in general.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (ZNTrW)
*cough* Japanese of Korean descent *cough*
*cough* Okinawans *cough*
Those Japanese sure build pretty glass houses.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (R85nB)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (p/8lK)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (t82DG)
I've been picturing him as Albert Finney. Which raises the question: do you all have images in your minds of the regular posters that you have never met?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:56 PM (yQpMk)
On the bank fraud and money laundering charges, his defense seems to be that he made a mistake in putting his trust in his partner Richard Gates and that he's to blame for all of the improprieties.
Not what I expected.
And since Mueller has given immunity to everyone to nail Manefort, I very much fear trouble in the fuselage Frederick.
What a cluster fuck this is.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 04:57 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2018 04:57 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2018 04:57 PM (tvfqw)
I cannot figure out how to discuss Korea or Manchuria with them, though.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:58 PM (8ZmvG)
I worked for Tokio Marine for eight years. Preaching to the choir.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:58 PM (C5Lvr)
If you think this is bad...
Get a load of Jim Jordan making Robert Mueller look like the buffoon he is.
https://tinyurl.com/ycokpqtb
To think, shit birds like Mueller literally get away with murder.
It's just not right.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 05:00 PM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:58 PM (8ZmvG)
Not in person face to face?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 05:02 PM (t82DG)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 31, 2018 05:02 PM (GoLZO)
Other's say it was a set-up to get rid of him.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (y8Foj)
Origin story for JackStraw?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 05:04 PM (t82DG)
I kept seeing hundreds and hundreds of untended acres on Oahu, and thinking, damn lazy people here, until the rum distillers (subsidized!) told me about the overnight collapse of the pineapple market, just about a decade ago. They fertilized the hell out of that rock dust to grow pineapple, and without that level of nutrient, you can't grow corn or lettuce. So there it sits, kind of pretty, but spooky too.
Make sense to you C.M.? Don't want to be getting, like, cryptic on ya.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (8ZmvG)
Hey, maybe there is a market for all the San Franpoopoo poopoo. Organic Fertilizer.
I left my dump, in San Franpoopoo.
As high as a hill, next to the bay.
Next thing you know, it's on a freighter
To grow pineapples, in dry red clay.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 05:06 PM (Zskvw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2018 05:23 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 31, 2018 05:26 PM (Sda6L)
Google is your friend.
google "18 us code" immigration: 29,400 hits, including:
18 U.S. Code § 1325 - Improper entry by alien
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1325
Posted by: kevino at July 31, 2018 05:29 PM (noq2N)
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