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Short and Sweet ONT

Short one tonight, kiddies. I've been out of town all week in Ft. Worth. I think I'm in love with that town. While there are a few modern glass skyscrapers, and one Brutalist monstrosity that should be imploded, the entire downtown is all Art Deco. How cool is that?

Anyhow, I got back this afternoon, and spent the time since then replacing the hot water heater in the RV. (Easy job. Piece of cake. I could do it in 10 minutes if everything was out in the open. Since it's not, and since it was a cast iron bitch to get all of the screws that were holding the old one in out, I just finished and realized, hey, after 9:00, ONT. So, sorry) Anyhow, I noticed that begun, the fast food wars have.

Fast Food Wars.jpg

2016 Election Results


Here's a pretty neat map that breaks down the results of the race by precinct. It's zoomable to the individual street level.


Interactive Map

Not Sure What Is Going on Here


But I'm definitely staying away. I make it a personal policy not to swim when there is a tentacle penis about.

wut.jpg


Far Side

Here's all the content an ONT needs.


So what's your favorite Far Side cartoon? There's a whole whack of them in the thread attached to that post there. My favorite? Well, let's just say that when the subject of being a COB comes up, I tell people I work at the Midvale School for the Gifted.


What You Gonna Do When They Come For You?


The social media mob is a danger to society


I'm 100% with Ace on this one. This is pure game theory, the prisoner's dilemma to be precise. The Left must be made to pay the price they envision for us until they cry uncle. Then we can go back to being one big unhappy country together. If not.....I'm fairly confident we can outlast those Mfers. I don't want that. I've been screaming against it for years, but they didn't listen, so if that's what the game is going to be, than I am playing to win, and fuck all of the “Muh Principles!” surrender monkeys.

Fourscore and Seven Tears Ago..


Everyone from the Left to the Swamp to Conservative, Inc. cries copious tears over Trump daily. As an historian, it all sounds just too familiar. Hating Lincoln


The Simple Joys of Life

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by good luck:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:50 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 09:51 PM (5tSKk)

2 Is that tentacle penis sign in San Fran?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 09:52 PM (5tSKk)

3 Top ten?

Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2018 09:52 PM (V+03K)

4
I coulda almost read the post first...

Posted by: Spun & Murky at July 26, 2018 09:53 PM (4DCSq)

5 Mission accomplished. Now to read the content.

Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2018 09:53 PM (V+03K)

6 Man, that burger smacktalk made what was otherwise a sucky night for me. That and the engagement on previous threads. Awesome.

Posted by: trev006 at July 26, 2018 09:53 PM (S6rSu)

7 what is that on the sign?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 09:55 PM (hMwEB)

8 Yay. Another lousy day almost over, and another one around the corner. Life is stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

9 It says Dolores Restaurant on so many levels.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 09:55 PM (NLLmE)

10 Man, that burger smacktalk made what was otherwise a sucky night for me. That and the engagement on previous threads. Awesome.

Posted by: trev006

..........
You got engaged on the previous thread! Awesome, indeed!
Who's the lucky gal/guy? or is that sexist?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 09:56 PM (5tSKk)

11 Far Side spider web at bottom of kids slide. "If this thing works, we'll eat for a week."

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (Liolw)

12 But I'm definitely staying away. I make it a personal policy not to swim when there is a tentacle penis about.

Don't worry. Clearly it only attacks women.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (h2Bdk)

13
Does Delores actually rhyme with clitoris?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (LOgQ4)

14 Moron weddings always make my eyes rain.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (NLLmE)

15 Sweet!

Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (kufk0)

16 Meh. Pikers.

Posted by: The Burger King at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (Tyii7)

17 Did I say stupid? I meant shitty.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs)

18 Guten Abend, Horde!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (e9G8E)

19 Welcome to Heaven, here's your harp; welcome to he'll, here's your accordion.
That Farside made me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (nBr1j)

20 13
Does Delores actually rhyme with clitoris?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 09:57 PM (LOgQ4)



Yes. Ironically Regina does not rhyme with vagina.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NLLmE)

21 10 Man, that burger smacktalk made what was otherwise a sucky night for me. That and the engagement on previous threads. Awesome.

Posted by: trev006

..........
You got engaged on the previous thread! Awesome, indeed!
Who's the lucky gal/guy? or is that sexist?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 09:56 PM (5tSKk)

I think he means ShiBozo

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs)

22
Mowed the yard, dog pens included, yesterday afternoon and this afternoon. Every bone in my body hurts.

Oh, and Her Majesty needs knee replacement surgery.

Otherwise everything is great here at Schloss Hadrian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2018 09:59 PM (LsBY9)

23 I just meant being able to talk with people. Which makes me sound dumb now that buzzwords are seeping into my normal speech. Oy.

Posted by: trev006 at July 26, 2018 09:59 PM (S6rSu)

24 The cows car one is very good

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 09:59 PM (PUmDY)

25 I love where I live but my neighbors are flaming liberals... my precinct went for Hilldog 71%to 18%.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (imSgd)

26 That little kid in the duck rain outfit is absolutely f'ing adorable! The giggle of pure delight makes the video. Thanks, WD. That made my evening.

Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (V+03K)

27 Yo Ho Hum

Here we Come!

Evening, Morons.

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (8kkL4)

28 23 I just meant being able to talk with people. Which makes me sound dumb now that buzzwords are seeping into my normal speech. Oy.
Posted by: trev006 at July 26, 2018 09:59 PM (S6rSu)

Oh that kind of engagement.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

29 Can we still discuss teen spirit deodorant?

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (Tyii7)

30 Fort Worth and Dallas are two of my least favourite towns to drive through. Especially at night. Their highway intersections are awful.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (N1ZXu)

31 25 I love where I live but my neighbors are flaming liberals... my precinct went for Hilldog 71%to 18%.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (imSgd)


I hope you've had all your shots.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:01 PM (h2Bdk)

32 The social mob...
I think someone needs to come up with a simple spray.. a spray anti-mob folks can spray on the bandanas that would force them to take them off and reveal their face.. at which time you take a photo of them and submit it to a anti-antifa database..
They really really do NOT want to be identified.
That one twit who got cold cocked in the video the other day would not even press charges because he didn't want to give his name. It is apparent to me these are professional agitators moving from site to site.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 10:01 PM (5tSKk)

33
No clitoris does not rhyme with Delores on either side of the pond.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)

34 *Colorful language warning*It's shameful that one in of the last real pieces of America, even WY has its Hillarytards... and even outside of Liberal paradise Jackson ( in Teton County). You have to be one brain dead motherfucker to vote for that crooked slag.

Posted by: Clifford 'Kip' Russell at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (i174g)

35 Cohen is going to swear that Trump knew about the meeting at trump tower with kudhner and the Russian agents offering dirt on Clinton
That sure looks like collusion to me

Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Zt+zI)

36 my precinct went for Hilldog 71%to 18%

That sounds more like a mental ward than a neighborhood.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Tyii7)

37 30 Fort Worth and Dallas are two of my least favourite towns to drive through. Especially at night. Their highway intersections are awful.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (N1ZXu)


Los Angeles is my least favorite. 3:00 AM and there's heavy traffic on I-405.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (h2Bdk)

38 The kids are gonna have to learn about tentacle schlong sooner or later!

Posted by: Kurt! at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (N1ZXu)

39 31 25 I love where I live but my neighbors are flaming liberals... my precinct went for Hilldog 71%to 18%.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (imSgd)
You set fire to them?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (nBr1j)

40 As his/her stablemates stand around, a cow samples a steak, proclaiming that cows taste "a little bit like chicken."

Posted by: so weird at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (D/0xB)

41 grandkids need some facetime be back later.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (Liolw)

42 Oh yeah...the duckbrella is deadly cute.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (NLLmE)

43 I never realized my little town of Norman, OK was so blue. Maybe I will get some action when CW II finally blooms.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (+Tibp)

44 DO NOT SWIM WITH THE ONE-EYED MONSTER

Posted by: LA Zoo signs at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (89T5c)

45 My favorite Far Side cartoon?

It had a CEO of a company addressing all of his subordinates at a board meeting.

His line was "And so I've reached the conclusion that the Wonker Weiner Company is staffed by incompetents."

And behind him was a company mural that had a hot dog weiner that was going north and south, and a bun that was going east and west.

I was a very young man when I read that, and I laughed for hours at that cartoon.

Posted by: Taco Shack at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (U9Zrc)

46 Sanders and his Dark Princess are very against multiple deodorants.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (PUmDY)

47 Turn on the Bubble Machine!
And-a one, and-a two...

Posted by: Lawrence Welk at July 26, 2018 10:03 PM (w+Jhj)

48 35 Cohen is going to swear that Trump knew about the meeting at trump tower with kudhner and the Russian agents offering dirt on Clinton
That sure looks like collusion to me
Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Zt+zI)


If true they still have to overcome the small hurdle of it not actually being illegal.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (h2Bdk)

49
The plural of clitoris is clitorides. Clitorises has become acceptable.

I like that, clitorides.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (8O3HH)

50
I just meant being able to talk with people.

You talk with people? *low whistle* I'm impressed. When I talk with people, their expression says they wish they, or I, was somewhere else.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (LsBY9)

51
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (eXA4G)

52 The Steak 'Umms account manager is a SJW bitch and I had a lot of fun wrecking him when I was still on Twitter.

But this is Steak 'N Shake, so I'll shut up now.

Also, fuck Twitter. Come see us on Gab.ai where we have an Ace of Spades group with more than 1200 members.

https://gab.ai/groups/00666130-79e9-42ed-af1f-e2d60f07c6ea

Posted by: Warden at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (MZ8Zz)

53 my precinct went for Hilldog 71%to 18%

That sounds more like a mental ward than a neighborhood.


Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Tyii7)


Well... ya. That's part of the charm:-P

I just smile real sweet and try and kill them with kindness when I door knock for Republican political candidates. Who knows, maybe eventually I can bring this whole place back to its senses.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (imSgd)

54 49
The plural of clitoris is clitorides. Clitorises has become acceptable.

I like that, clitorides.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (8O3HH)

Wasn't he one of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (nBr1j)

55 Rickl the cheerleaders with arm pit hair were in Weird Al's version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (4ErVI)

56 Far Side, there are a few irish setter ones i'm partial too.

The dog in the back seat of the convertible telling his friends he was going to the vets to be tutored is funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (3Pma+)

57 "dolores" is spanish for "sorrows"

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (9TR2V)

58 Here's a pretty neat map that breaks down the results of the race by precinct. It's zoomable to the individual street level.



DuPage County IL used to be a solidly Republican county. It's now almost all blue. I blame the soccer moms and their beta male husbands.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (SiINZ)

59 I have three favorite Far Sides, all involving dogs of course.

One I saw a the link, with dog hiding beside the dryer labeled "Cat Fud".

Another is seen from the back of a car, with a cat beside the driver. In front is a dog leaping for joy. "Look who's happy seeing you back from being declawed by the vet."

And the other is a dog, carrying flowers, at the door of a female (poodle, by ancient cartoon custom). "You look beautiful Fifi, and whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

That's not in any order, love them all.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (59GGI)

60 Cohen is going to swear that Trump knew about the
meeting at trump tower with kudhner and the Russian agents offering dirt
on Clinton

That sure looks like collusion to me

Posted by: Comrade

.............
No one cares, asshole.
Nothing came of it..listening to a pitch about collusion is not a crime..
Being fooled into a meeting by a pitch that ends up being something else is even more stupid.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (5tSKk)

61
Proof that life is not fair: The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes are no more but Doonesbury grinds on and on.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (LsBY9)

62 Thanks for the ONT.

Also, the swimmer seems to be missing a pelvis as well as having two gigantic holes in his/her chest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (WavOm)

63 Beware of Doug

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (nBr1j)

64 clitorides.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Wasn't he one of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever


I thought it was an upside-down mustache ride.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (P1f+c)

65 I like that, clitorides.

Sounds like one of those yearly meteor showers.

Posted by: Moron astronomy at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (D/0xB)

66 On the interactive election map, my little slice of Beautiful Sunny, Upstate Newyorkistan went for PDT, but only by 2%...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (e9G8E)

67 The plural of clitoris is clitorides. Clitorises has become acceptable.

I like that, clitorides.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:04 PM (8O3HH)


We can't stop this train until we've identified the collective noun*, people.

"A(n) x of clitorides"

Solve for x.

* A synonym for "collective noun", in the context of animals, is "term of venery" so we're kind of looking for a term of venereal venery.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)

68
Fort Worth and Dallas are two of my least favourite towns to drive through. Especially at night. Their highway intersections are awful.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM (N1ZXu)

Los Angeles is my least favorite. 3:00 AM and there's heavy traffic on I-405.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (h2Bdk)






Driving in DFW is a joy compared to anywhere within the LA Basin, which should be renamed "Satan's Smelly Taint".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (eXA4G)

69 Wasn't [Clitorides] one of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae?

No. The Doric dialect preserved the proto-Greek -as instead of Attic/Ionic -es. Hence, Leonidas.

Posted by: Kurt! at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (N1ZXu)

70 Cohen is going to swear that Trump knew about the meeting at trump
tower with kudhner and the Russian agents offering dirt on Clinton

That sure looks like collusion to me

Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Zt+zI)


Cohen can swear on a stack of bibles to whatever lies he wants, get used to saying "President Trump" for 6 more years.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (imSgd)

71 off sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (N1ZXu)

72 >>>Hating Lincoln

You can't hate someone who doesn't exist.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (NDlpU)

73 Precinct? Very Hill Street Blues.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (PUmDY)

74 Stormy gives clitorides.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (89T5c)

75 That sure looks like collusion to me

Me, too. Say, is that you Chrissy?

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (Tyii7)

76 Hammer, nails and plumber's tape. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (3Pma+)

77 Proof that life is not fair: The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes are no more but Doonesbury grinds on and on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Go out at a high point, or Michael Jordan your way into a baseball career?

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (P1f+c)

78 The points this a-hole Comrade makes are the very reason Trump should never talk to Mueller.
There is no crime in lying to reporters. In fact, I admire that!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (5tSKk)

79 "So what's your favorite Far Side cartoon? There's a whole whack of them in the thread attached to that post there."

That one that they have on the post. The "Thagomizer".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)

80
Clitorides is pronounced clit-uh-ra-deez.

It rhymes with Pleaides

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)

81 Bag 'o clitorides never caught on 'cept with the muz

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2018 10:09 PM (UdKB7)

82 Driving in DFW is a joy compared to anywhere within the LA Basin, which should be renamed "Satan's Smelly Taint".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (eXA4G)


That may already be taken by SF, what with all the feces on the streets.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)

83 I just smile real sweet and try and kill them with kindness when I door knock for Republican political candidates. Who knows, maybe eventually I can bring this whole place back to its senses.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM (imSgd)

------------

I used to try that, but realized it was an exercise in futility.

You can't reason someone out of a position or ideals that they emoted themselves into, and all that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:09 PM (b3Pum)

84 Wasn't he one of the 300 Spartans at Thermopylae?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 26, 2018 10:05 PM


Little known Thermopylae fact: The '300' were actually 12x12 homosexual warrior couples, plus 12 straight officers...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)

85 Beware the clitorides of March.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 10:10 PM (hMwEB)

86 It rhymes with Pleaides
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (8O3HH)


One guess which automaker's logo is the Pleiades. Really.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

87 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022515548016521216

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022515645555122176

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022515736152035328

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022515832843378688

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022515915919908866

Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2018 10:10 PM (0Ntuf)

88
Driving in DFW is a joy compared to anywhere within the LA Basin, which should be renamed "Satan's Smelly Taint".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (eXA4G)

That may already be taken by SF, what with all the feces on the streets.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:09 PM (h2Bdk)






Perhaps, but I have a lot more driving experience in Los Angeles.

Familiarity breeds contempt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

89 32 The social mob...
I think someone needs to come up with a simple spray.. a spray anti-mob folks can spray on the bandanas that would force them to take them off and reveal their face.. at which time you take a photo of them and submit it to a anti-antifa database..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 10:01 PM (5tSKk)


I can't imagine that it'd be pleasant breathing through a rag saturated with bear repellent.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (NL6wI)

90 We can't stop this train until we've identified the collective noun*, people.

"A(n) x of clitorides"

Solve for x.


A Goya can.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (NDlpU)

91 Subi

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (UdKB7)

92 Considering that the figure on the warning sign has breasts, and the cock-tentacles appear to be grasping her and dragging her in, I see this as an evolutionarily advantageous adaptation strategy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (UiRxW)

93 The Far Side was good but Calvin and Hobbes was the BEST. Sorta Winnie the Pooh meets the Twilight Zone. Love ny collection.

Posted by: JTB at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (V+03K)

94 Subi
Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2018 10:11 PM (UdKB7)


A winner is you.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (y87Qq)

95 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022515991929122817

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022516088129695749

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022516168819712001

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022516252529647616

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1022516334859567105

Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (0Ntuf)

96 WeirdDave, you should have let me know that you were in town!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (uDcBt)

97
Early night for Trump. Fatigue over Russia, Russia, Russia and his banging whores will turn folks attention from healthy economy toward social issues.

Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (LOgQ4)

98 'A winner is you.'

Excellent. When does my STI arrive?

Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2018 10:13 PM (UdKB7)

99 A winner is you.
Posted by: hogmartin


..."Subaru" being the Japanese name for that constellation.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:13 PM (P1f+c)

100 "Sounds like one of those yearly meteor showers.


Posted by: Moron astronomy"

I'll have you know I shower daily. I'm no hippie!

Posted by: A Meteor at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (w+Jhj)

101 Excellent. When does my STI arrive?
Posted by: f'd at July 26, 2018 10:13 PM (UdKB7)


Is that what she said?

I think that's what she said.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (y87Qq)

102 We can't stop this train until we've identified the collective noun*, people.

"A(n) x of clitorides"

Solve for x.


A Manifest of clitorides.

(A list of passengers on a ship, "the little man in the boat")

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (P1f+c)

103 We always used to get lost when driving through Oklahoma City. Too much road construction.

That was before GPS in the 1980's.

Now we use my iPhone when travelling. Sometimes Mr H argues with her and doesn't go where she says and then she gets him lost, just for spite, I think.

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (8kkL4)

104 Dilbert is up there in the pantheon.

There used to be amazing cartoons back in the early 1900's. Apropos of nothing.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NLLmE)

105 The points this a-hole Comrade makes are the very reason Trump should never talk to Mueller.
There is no crime in lying to reporters. In fact, I admire that!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 10:08 PM (5tSKk)

----------

Mueller is trying as hard as he can to question PDT about any damn thing at all, so he can snag him in some perjury trap. Gonna be really surprised if PDT falls for that.

Evidence that he's got nuttin' on Trump, at all.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (b3Pum)

106 Posted by: kbdabear at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (0Ntuf)

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You do the Lord's work. A regular Mother Teresa.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:15 PM (UiRxW)

107 My mom was a grade school teacher with Far Side cartoons surrounding her desk at home. We got her a "Midvale School For The Gifted" shirt for her birthday once and she wore it at least once a week until it died.


I think the family consensus for the all-time favorite Far Side was this one:
https://tinyurl.com/ybep4b4e
To this day, I can't say "asparagus" without giggling.

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 26, 2018 10:15 PM (XKZwp)

108 The March Of The Clitorides sounds like something out of Andrew Sullivan's worst nightmare

Soundtrack : youtube.com/watch?v=U546yRNeNh4

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:15 PM (N1ZXu)

109
A cornucopia of clitorides?

Clitorides have legs. Don't believe me? Look it up. Crux clitoris.

The adjective for the Pleiades is Pleiadian (the UFO kooks believe some aliens are Pleiadian, very Nordic looking).

Clitoridian would be cool. A clitoridian cornucopia.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:15 PM (8O3HH)

110 "Excellent. When does my STI arrive?

Posted by: f'd"

I miss my STI. Got married and bought a house and so much for that...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

111 Midiclitoris.

Posted by: Princess Leia at July 26, 2018 10:16 PM (ALj3k)

112 So what's your favorite Far Side cartoon? There's a whole whack of them in the thread attached to that post there."

=======
A crowd pouring out of a building "Institute for the study of migrane headaches" heading next door to "Felix's school of marching band"
Captioned: The dam bursts

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (5CReo)

113 I always feel a little creeped-out when I recognize a chick in one of kbdabear's selections from my own stash of smut.

Posted by: I get over it, though at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (D/0xB)

114 89 32 The social mob...
I think someone needs to come up with a simple spray.. a spray anti-mob folks can spray on the bandanas that would force them to take them off and reveal their face.. at which time you take a photo of them and submit it to a anti-antifa database..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 10:01 PM (5tSKk)


Fish emulsion

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (1g7ch)

115 We used to call each other Comrade in the staff meetings. Ah, fond memories of the sweet strains of The Internationale, ValJar goosestepping in time and The Boss banging his shoe on the teleprompter screaming "we will Barry you!". Good times.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (Tyii7)

116
Excuse me, I erred. It's crus clitoris, not crux.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (8O3HH)

117

Your thagomizer, please.

Posted by: Goatee Spock at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (IqV8l)

118 Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (LOgQ4)

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Well, just bless your heart, and your pointy little head too.

How many sharts are you up to today?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:17 PM (b3Pum)

119 Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 10:02 PM (Zt+zI)

Do you eat your feces in the shower when your mom's boyfriend isn't looking?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (wYseH)

120 About a month ago, we lost internet for two days. We'd already cut cable years ago. My wife said "I don't know what's going on in the world". I replied "Sure you do. TRUMP! We're All Going to Die!"

The next day she told me I was right.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (59GGI)

121 "Excellent. When does my STI arrive?

Posted by: f'd"

I miss my STI. Got married and bought a house and so much for that...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)

I first read this as "STD". Oh my.

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (8kkL4)

122 Excellent. When does my STI arrive?

You'll know when it starts to burn when you pee.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

123 But I'm definitely staying away. I make it a personal policy not to swim when there is a tentacle penis about.

Could you provide directions?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (itfg0)

124 My favorite Far Side cartoon is the one where a bunch of cows are standing around on their hind legs. Then one yells 'Car!' and they all end up on all fours for the third panel.

I love the idea that animals are just humoring us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (xJa6I)

125 anyone remember the marilyn chambers / david cronenberg movie where she had, basically, a vampire vagina with teeth... in her armpit?

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 26, 2018 10:19 PM (Eig1V)

126 On the interactive election map, my little slice of Beautiful Sunny, Upstate Newyorkistan went for PDT, but only by 2%...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM



I zoomed in a little closer on the map... My particular district went for PDT by 23%!


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 10:19 PM (e9G8E)

127 120 About a month ago, we lost internet for two days. We'd already cut cable years ago. My wife said "I don't know what's going on in the world". I replied "Sure you do. TRUMP! We're All Going to Die!"

The next day she told me I was right.
Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (59GGI)


That is MSNBC in a nutshell. She's right you're right.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:19 PM (NLLmE)

128 125
anyone remember the marilyn chambers / david cronenberg movie where she
had, basically, a vampire vagina with teeth... in her armpit?

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 26, 2018 10:19 PM (Eig1V)


Rabid.

Posted by: uh at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (ALj3k)

129 >> I always feel a little creeped-out when I recognize a chick in one of kbdabear's selections from my own stash of smut.

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Happens all the time. Just don't mention it, so no one will know.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (8O3HH)

130 Colonization: Decolonizing Indigenous Studies; Colonizing Medieval European Studies; Second Thoughts On Colonialism

The focus this time: Colonies

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14808

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (itfg0)

131 Not Sure What Is Going on Here
But I'm definitely staying away. I make it a personal policy not to swim when there is a tentacle penis about.



Hey, that pic is in my pron stash!

Posted by: Curt Eichenwald at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (EzdLW)

132 Early night for Trump. Fatigue over Russia, Russia, Russia and his banging whores will turn folks attention from healthy economy toward social issues.
Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (LOgQ4)

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Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (UiRxW)

133 120 About a month ago, we lost internet for two days. We'd already cut cable years ago. My wife said "I don't know what's going on in the world". I replied "Sure you do. TRUMP! We're All Going to Die!"

They are living in a Real Life Groundhog Day.

Without Sonny & Cher.

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (8kkL4)

134 Is precinct more than a nyc police deal?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (PUmDY)

135 We get trolls on the ont now? Soros must be getting worried about midterms.

Posted by: IC at July 26, 2018 10:21 PM (PEJUg)

136 there was a horror movie 'Teeth' out a few years back. About some teenager with Dentata.

I didn't watch it. Seemed like the sort of movie Chris Hansen would be hanging around outside, taking pictures of anyone buying tickets

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:21 PM (N1ZXu)

137 Go fuck yaself.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (UiRxW)



Don't be rude to the douche.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:22 PM (NLLmE)

138 i think LOgQ4 is just funnin', y'all.

Is Forgot My Nic the same as someone / iforgot / Lemon Kitten?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (N1ZXu)

139 A bloated body. Friends flying in from all over. I tell you Bob, these are the best of times.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (3HNOQ)

140 Poor Comrade Pops. Try as he might, his hero Ranger Marine Mueller never join him at baseball ground. Is problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)

141 Social issues will save the Democrats!!1!

Because if there's anything the Dems are winners on, it's social issues.

Posted by: Hands at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (EzdLW)

142 Early night for Trump. Fatigue over Russia, Russia, Russia and his
banging whores will turn folks attention from healthy economy toward
social issues.

Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (LOgQ4)



You guys still don't get why you got Trump in the first place, do you?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (imSgd)

143 61
Proof that life is not fair: The Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes are no more but Doonesbury grinds on and on.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



People look back on The Far Side and Calvin & Hobbes with fondness. Likewise, people probably don't realize Doonesbury is still around.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (pY+s4)

144 A guy is in bed, looking at his alarm clock with one eye open. The clock reads 6:59.

The caption: "The Clock of Damocles"

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (sdi6R)

145 Glad you enjoyed your recent trip to my birthplace, Fort Worth, and current residence, the glorious State of Texas. There are so many things that Texas does that could be beneficial on the federal level: no income tax and a biennial legislature among them.

Come back to Texas soon and consider making it your home, too. Maybe these hotter-than-he'll temperatures will have moderated to only the hot-as-hell level.

Posted by: Janice at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (Iymr0)

146 124, my favorite as well

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:24 PM (PUmDY)

147 i think LOgQ4 is just funnin', y'all.

Is Forgot My Nic the same as someone / iforgot / Lemon Kitten?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (N1ZXu)


Was just about to say the same thing. #97 seems like a tongue-in-cheek dig anyway, just easy to read the wrong way.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:24 PM (y87Qq)

148 We get trolls on the ont now? Soros must be getting worried about midterms.
Posted by: IC at July 26, 2018 10:21 PM (PEJUg)

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He should be worried. He is not going to be happy with the results.

Of course, his budget must be pretty tight, as evidenced by the quality of this particular troll. That's what you get for a nickle a post.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:24 PM (b3Pum)

149 Don't be rude to the douche.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:22 PM



Isn't "Don't be rude to the douche / Another runner in the night" from Blinded by the Light?

Posted by: Hands at July 26, 2018 10:24 PM (EzdLW)

150 Also, the swimmer seems to be missing a pelvis as well as having two gigantic holes in his/her chest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 10:06 PM (WavOm)


Ya know what...I think those are supposed to be boobs. I don't know where he got that, but it almost seems like a joke website sign or something.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 10:24 PM (ezX5B)

151 It's either a semi-reverse troll, or a really dumb standard one.

What kind of nevertrumper admits that "russia" and "bimbos" is a bunch of bullshit, then calls the economy "healthy"?

Might as well sign off with "MAGA"!

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:25 PM (P1f+c)

152 Fort Worth is my favorite city in Texas, and probably in the US overall. I could go on and on! One of the best things is that it is one of the few major city downtown areas that is safe, walkable, and fun even late at night - lots of restaurants, lots of people, lots of entertainment. I certainly wouldn't say that about Dallas or Houston! (although some say Houston is getting better)

Take a walk down into the Water Gardens if you have time, and think about Logan's Run!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:25 PM (V2Yro)

153 i think LOgQ4 is just funnin', y'all

Well, I'm not in the mood for jokes. That drug store just called and boy are they pissed.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:25 PM (Tyii7)

154 That's what you get for a nickle a post.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Venezuelan, I presume.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:26 PM (P1f+c)

155 Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (UiRxW)

Don't be rude to the douche.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:22 PM (NLLmE)


If you two need help getting those hooks out of your mouths we have a bunch of fishermen on the thread....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:26 PM (wYseH)

156 Heeey, kids! What time is it?

Kids: It's Howdy ONTy tiiiime

Honk honk!

Posted by: mindful webworker - feeling so very old at July 26, 2018 10:26 PM (lMyeR)

157 >> That drug store just called and boy are they pissed.
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden

Looking again, I think that "niece" o' yorn might indeed very well be a trap. Did "she" run up a bunch of hormones on your credit card, Uncle Joe?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)

158 142 Early night for Trump. Fatigue over Russia, Russia, Russia and his
banging whores will turn folks attention from healthy economy toward
social issues.

Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (LOgQ4)



You guys still don't get why you got Trump in the first place, do you?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:23 PM (imSgd)


Meh. He's just punching a clock. Guys in Bangalore don't care one way or another.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

159
Geez. I thought 'Comraderie' -- being a play on the troll name 'Comrade' was clue enough.

Reason #145,342 why I should stay off ONT.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 10:27 PM (LOgQ4)

160 Dilbert is up there in the pantheon.

There used to be amazing cartoons back in the early 1900's. Apropos of nothing.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NLLmE)


Turn of the century? Exactly how old are you?!

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (ezX5B)

161 That's what you get for a nickle a post.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:24 PM (b3Pum)


No idea why, but now I have Dead Kennedys stuck in my head. Has nothing to do with the content, just the meter or the cadence or something about this line.

Huh.

Well, thanks for listening to my story, guys. I'm glad I could share this moment with all y'all. Namaste.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (y87Qq)

162 155 Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (UiRxW)

Don't be rude to the douche.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:22 PM (NLLmE)

If you two need help getting those hooks out of your mouths we have a bunch of fishermen on the thread....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:26 PM (wYseH

Unlike those Canadians I used barbed hooks.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)

163 He's just punching a clock. Guys in Bangalore don't care one way or another.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)

His day job is with Comcast.

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (8kkL4)

164 I've never heard of Famous Dave's. What is he famous for?

Posted by: Hands at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (EzdLW)

165 steiner will come, mit der social issues!

Posted by: had a social "issue", then used a tissue at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (Eig1V)

166 i think LOgQ4 is just funnin', y'all.
----
Dear G-d. This is now the second time I've told a friendly to fuck off. I'm swearing off.

Sorry, Forgot My Nic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:29 PM (UiRxW)

167 that "niece" o' yorn might indeed very well be a trap

Nonsense. She's just big-boned.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at July 26, 2018 10:29 PM (Tyii7)

168 Unlike those Canadians I used barbed hooks.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (3Pma+)


Thank God for barbed hooks, without which I'd never have caught a fish.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 10:29 PM (h2Bdk)

169 The Far Side was a fantastic strip.

Bernie Kliban, he of Cat Poster fame, also was a very clever cartoonist, and also very strange. Here is his archive:

http://www.coldbacon.com/kliban2.html

My favorit:

http://www.coldbacon.com/pics/kliban/bkfly.jpg

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2018 10:29 PM (BfOXk)

170 It's no crime for you to meet with someone who says they want to tell you about the millions that Bribe Me-Granny received for selling foreign policy in Russia,

Besides, it would have been rude not to meet the Russians after all the trouble Fusion GPS and Loretta Lynch took to send them over.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 26, 2018 10:29 PM (Ndje9)

171 Heh - my favorite Far Side is 3rd down on that link.

"Howdy, Howdy, Howdy, I'm a cowboy!!!"

2nd favorite showed a cutaway view of a house, you see dad downstairs holding a balloon with an angry face drawn on it, with a string tied to it, and mom is upstairs cautioning her young son who's been acting up, "now Tommy, you had better quiet down, or your father is going to have to summon the Floating Head of Death again!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:29 PM (V2Yro)

172 Yes. Ironically Regina does not rhyme with vagina.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NLLmE)

Except when it's in Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 10:30 PM (4FKb7)

173 Anyone have the GPS co-ordinates for the tentacle warning sign?

If you must know I'm only asking for a friend to prove it exists not for any "personal" reasons.

Only respond through our mutual contacts at Langley.

Just make sure your binder says Attn: Pulitzer winning Vanity Fair contributing editor that tweets at midnight so they will know it's for me.

Thanks

Kurt E.


Posted by: ThunderStrobe'61 at July 26, 2018 10:30 PM (9kVF0)

174 Reason #145,342 why I should stay off ONT.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 10:27 PM (LOgQ4)

No....that was fine. Actually quite well done.

I give it three out of four dildos.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:30 PM (wYseH)

175 Comraderie seems to be an ironic parody of Comrade. Check the hash.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (NDlpU)

176 I've never heard of Famous Dave's. What is he famous for?
Posted by: Hands


Minnesota BBQ.

You can laugh now.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

177 I give it three out of four dildos.

Yay!

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (Tyii7)

178 There used to be amazing cartoons back in the early 1900's. Apropos of nothing.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NLLmE)


Turn of the century? Exactly how old are you?!
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (ezX5B)


Have you ever seen The Long Green Mile?

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (NLLmE)

179 The sign warns of the presence of candiru.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (QSrx1)

180 172 Yes. Ironically Regina does not rhyme with vagina.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NLLmE)

Except when it's in Saskatchewan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 10:30 PM (4FKb7)

Can you lose a peg if you can win a peg?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (3Pma+)

181 Scott Adams says his best Dilbert strips came from the time when he was asking people to send in stories of actual things that their bosses had done and said to them in their workplace.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (V2Yro)

182 I give it three out of four dildos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:30 PM (wYseH)


A wise man always saves the last one for himself, should it come to that.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (y87Qq)

183 Early night for Trump. Fatigue over Russia, Russia, Russia and his
banging whores will turn folks attention from healthy economy toward
social issues.

Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:12 PM (LOgQ4)



Ummmm, yeah.

Trump is going to win re-election in a land slide at this rate.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (pY+s4)

184 180. Which means it's a debriefing location.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (fA1SL)

185 177 I've never heard of Famous Dave's. What is he famous for?
Posted by: Hands

Minnesota BBQ.

You can laugh now.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

Actually Dave is a Chippewa Native American Indian from Hayward WI

He's a cheesehead not a mudduck

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (3Pma+)

186 Minnesota BBQ.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

They barbecue in Minnesota? When? During their 30 minute summer?

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:33 PM (8kkL4)

187 The sign warns of the presence of candiru.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (QSrx1)


The sign promises the gift of candiru. The gift that keeps on living.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:33 PM (y87Qq)

188 Have you ever seen The Long Green Mile?

Every damned morning, after a cup of coffee and some prune juice. Sigh.

Posted by: Mikey Moore at July 26, 2018 10:34 PM (Tyii7)

189 However long or short, simple or complicated the post, WeirdDave, the ducky raincoat squeal made it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - hahaha at July 26, 2018 10:34 PM (lMyeR)

190
Successful troll is successful.

Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:34 PM (LOgQ4)

191 There used to be amazing cartoons back in the early 1900's. Apropos of nothing.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:14 PM (NLLmE)


Turn of the century? Exactly how old are you?!
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 10:28 PM (ezX5B)

Have you ever seen The Long Green Mile?
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (NLLmE)


No. Sorry, I thought it was a typo and you meant 1990. Dang nab it.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 26, 2018 10:34 PM (ezX5B)

192 I like the far side cartoon - what we say to dogs / what dogs hear.

Posted by: OJ Simpson at July 26, 2018 10:35 PM (2DOZq)

193 187. Minnesota is shot-through with filthy Skandi Icebacks and Somalis.
TL; DR
REMOVE KEBAB
REMOVE MEATBALL

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:35 PM (fA1SL)

194 Thagomizer!

I named my first SUV Thag after Thag Simons, the caveman referred to in the cartoon. 1989 GOV Jimmy.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 26, 2018 10:35 PM (PXvvQ)

195 You're right, MN was his 2nd store and current HQ, but store #1 was in WI.

Wisconsin BBQ is only slightly less funny than Minnesota BBQ.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:35 PM (P1f+c)

196 Just gonna say - it prides me to know that I've made candiru a 'thing' here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

197 Iran threatens to destroy everything Trump owns is kind of funny in a ridiculous way. I bet Kerry/BO/Val Jar wrote that one. Or Corker.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (PUmDY)

198 Wisconsin BBQ is only slightly less funny than Minnesota BBQ.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

Does MisHum know this?

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (8kkL4)

199 Just moved from behind enemy lines (Rhode Island) to Port Charlotte FL. Trump over Hilary 62-34 in Charlotte County. Yet another reason I'm glad I moved.

Posted by: chuckR at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (bRvKP)

200 My favorite Far Side cartoon is not a Far Side cartoon. The woman nailing up the lost dog poster.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (NDlpU)

201 181 172 Yes. Ironically Regina does not rhyme with vagina.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 09:58 PM (NLLmE)

Except when it's in Saskatchewan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 10:30 PM

If you hear the Brits sing it at a royal function, actually it does rhyme, and the Brits do it anyways. I think just to be obnoxious in church and to show everyone they can do it and you can't stop them.

They also sing vivat like VYE-vat, which is idiotic, but they take pleasure in pronouncing their latin idiotically. (should be veevat, or if you really wanna be classical, wee-wat)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (V2Yro)

202 Wonderful ONT - Thank You, WeirdDave!

As regards social media "shaming," I go with the Prime Rule of the Universe:

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Posted by: ibguy at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (vUcdz)

203 No Candiru!

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:37 PM (NLLmE)

204 Posted by: Comraderie at July 26, 2018 10:34 PM (LOgQ4)

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True dat. Ya got me good, and I embarrassed myself. Kudos, chum!!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:37 PM (UiRxW)

205 The Far Side that I always think of is the cat shower, with a giant tongue coming out where the shower head would be.


( BEN ROETHLISBERGER should be along later to explain why all these Far Side examples are funny )

Posted by: Hands at July 26, 2018 10:37 PM (EzdLW)

206 Two coyotes observing a campfire:
"There's Bob. Those vacuous eyes. That stupid grin. I tell you, he's been domesticated."

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 10:38 PM (3HNOQ)

207 CAR!

Posted by: The Cows at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

208 What the hell is with brandy old fashioneds in WI? Utter shit.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (PUmDY)

209 Hello Horde,

As many of you saw, yesterday I put up a call for help in the GP Prayer list thread yesterday, as I was looking at looming homelessness within weeks.

Well, the Horde responded in an incredible fashion. I am simply amazed at the Community here. The generosity was overwhelming, and I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.

It was pretty dusty in here all of yesterday, and it is very dusty as I type this response.

I am proud to call myself a Moron, and to include myself as a member of the best community on the Web. If y'all don't mind, I will be dropping this note in each thread today.

Thank you all once again.

Tim
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:15 AM (b3Pum)

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (b3Pum)

210 I love the idea that animals are just humoring us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2018 10:18 PM (xJa6I)


Have you ever read the Kurt Vonnegut short story called "Tom Edison's Shaggy Dog"?

ttps://tinyurl.com/Tom-Edisons-Shaggy-Dog

Classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (BfOXk)

211 Olivia Newton John needs to re-do her song "Xanadu", with lyrics honoring our beloved Canidru.

Some of you more poetic types here might be able to help furnish such, yes?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (QzJWU)

212 196 Seriously dude, candiru's a good one, but the SMR thing... my brother and I crack wise about it daily. Not just here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (UiRxW)

213 I've never heard of Famous Dave's. What is he famous for?

ONTs!

Posted by: Weirddave at July 26, 2018 10:40 PM (bQXMb)

214 CAR!
Posted by: The Cows at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

----------

*freezes*

*stares*

Posted by: Bambi at July 26, 2018 10:41 PM (CSNuj)

215 Just gonna say - it prides me to know that I've made candiru a 'thing' here.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM


"Every man's a tough guy until comes time to step into the candiru tank" is a classic I'll not soon forget!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 10:41 PM (e9G8E)

216 "That was incredible, no fur, claws, horns, antlers, or nothin' ... just soft and pink."

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:41 PM (P1f+c)

217 203. The thing about a candiru tank is temperature management. Ya gotta keep water temp where they can surivive and thrive, and yet cool enough to make the subject more inviting. It's an art, really.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:41 PM (fA1SL)

218 198 Wisconsin BBQ is only slightly less funny than Minnesota BBQ.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

Does MisHum know this?
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (8kkL4)

Why BBQ when you can have bratwurst?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:42 PM (3Pma+)

219 Fort Worth and Dallas are two of my least favourite towns to drive through. Especially at night. Their highway intersections are awful.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:00 PM

Fort Worth isn't so bad, especially once you're a bit familiar with it. I think the freeways there work better than in just about any other city I've driven in.

Now in Dallas on the other hand, the MixMaster that wraps around ReUnion Center and downtown, that's a hell of a thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:42 PM (V2Yro)

220 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:39 PM (b3Pum)

-----

I'm boned b/c of doctor bills, and I'm really trying to stick to a budget so I can save... But I'll hit this next week when I'm paid again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)

221 218 198 Wisconsin BBQ is only slightly less funny than Minnesota BBQ.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:31 PM (P1f+c)

Does MisHum know this?
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:36 PM (8kkL4)

Why BBQ when you can have bratwurst?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:42 PM (3Pma+)

And contrary to you folks who live south of the Mason/Dixon line our grills do work in the cold and snow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)

222 212. Whatever good I've done in this life, it's merely to have spread SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Theory.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)

223 They barbecue in Minnesota? When? During their 30 minute summer?
Posted by: ALH


We use the smokers as igloo warmers.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:43 PM (P1f+c)

224 Anyone here have a Green Egg?

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:44 PM (8kkL4)

225
Candiru, couldn't escape if I wanted to
Candiru, knowing my fate is to be with you

Posted by: Zombie Abba at July 26, 2018 10:44 PM (Tyii7)

226 "Successful troll is successful.

Posted by: Comraderie"

Have you seen him? Say hi for us.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)

227 And contrary to you folks who live south of the Mason/Dixon line our grills do work in the cold and snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)

Do you have to fire up the snow plow to get to them?

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:45 PM (8kkL4)

228 Bloom County wasn't bad.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:45 PM (PUmDY)

229 "Anyone here have a Green Egg?

Posted by: ALH"

I do not like green eggs and ham.

Posted by: Sam I Am at July 26, 2018 10:46 PM (w+Jhj)

230 Anyone here have a Green Egg?
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:44 PM (8kkL4)


I'd be a little surprised if someone doesn't.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:46 PM (y87Qq)

231
We're partial to Nibiru.

Posted by: The Anunnaki at July 26, 2018 10:46 PM (8O3HH)

232 Love all Far Sides, but the best is the psychiatrist sitting in the chair taking notes with a patient lying on the couch....
https://tinyurl.com/y8qlctd6

Posted by: PJ at July 26, 2018 10:46 PM (qlTN9)

233 Anyone here have a Green Egg?
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:44 PM (8kkL4)


I mean, I don't, but I'm sure someone does.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:47 PM (y87Qq)

234 Glad you enjoyed your recent trip to my birthplace, Fort Worth, and
current residence, the glorious State of Texas. There are so many
things that Texas does that could be beneficial on the federal level:
no income tax and a biennial legislature among them.



Come back to Texas soon and consider making it your home, too.
Maybe these hotter-than-he'll temperatures will have moderated to only
the hot-as-hell level.

Well, actually I'd be coming back to Texas, as I was born there. It's on the back burner. Family commitments keep me where I am for the moment, but when those are gone (Lord willing in 50 years), I'll probably put a big ole' GTT sign in my front yard and come on down. I just don't know where.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 26, 2018 10:47 PM (bQXMb)

235
We eat ancient Slavonauts for breakfast. Ummm, fresh Slavic clitorides.

Posted by: The Anunnaki at July 26, 2018 10:47 PM (8O3HH)

236
I think I've discovered homemade Kahlua. Dark chocolate syrup, milk, and vodka.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 10:47 PM (LOgQ4)

237 Anyone here have a Green Egg?

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:44 PM (8kkL4)

Check with Sam I Am. He also deals in green hams.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 10:47 PM (9Om/r)

238 Red Meat and Hotendotey was/were great strips...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 10:48 PM (e9G8E)

239 Dark chocolate syrup, milk, and vodka.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 10:47 PM (LOgQ4)


Over french toast, with ketchup.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)

240 'sup, Berserker? Haven't seen you around in a bit.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)

241 Anyone here have a Green Egg

+----

I have a jade egg. Jade is green.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (UiRxW)

242 Olivia Newton John needs to re-do her song "Xanadu", with lyrics honoring our beloved Canidru.

She was hot as all-get-out, but that "Xanadu" is just ... I don't understand.

I listened to thirty seconds of it again, and began to feel nauseated.

I am listening to Rush's Xanadu now, and feeling much better.

Posted by: recommended medical procedures at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (D/0xB)

243 Anyone here have a Green Egg?

Hold on. It's in here somewhere.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (Tyii7)

244 231. Is an obvious corruption of the truth, perpetrated by Fritz, who seeks to hide facts of the world-wide prehistoric Slavic super civilization that inspired the legends of Atlantis and the Golden Age. When return the Ancient Slavonaut Overlords there will be a great clarification.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (fA1SL)

245 227 And contrary to you folks who live south of the Mason/Dixon line our grills do work in the cold and snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)

Do you have to fire up the snow plow to get to them?
Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:45 PM (8kkL4)

Depends how far away from the back door it is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:50 PM (3Pma+)

246 BREAKING NEWS!

Brattleboro, Vermont has banned plastic bags:

https://tinyurl.com/yb3bz5le

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM (QfqyL)

247 I think I've discovered homemade Kahlua. Dark chocolate syrup, milk, and vodka.

Kahlua is covfefe-flavored. I guess with enough vodka, yours is the same...

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM (P1f+c)

248 Can you lose a peg if you can win a peg?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:32 PM (3Pma+)


Trust me, if you win a Peg, you lose...

Posted by: Al Bundy at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM (NgKpN)

249 Do you have to fire up the snow plow to get to them?
Posted by: ALH


The remote starters are nice; then they melt their own way out.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM (P1f+c)

250
'sup, Berserker? Haven't seen you around in a bit.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:48 PM (y87Qq)


I usually pop in a few times a day. Just haven't had much to say, so I may only type a few things.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (9Om/r)

251 Depends how far away from the back door it is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:50 PM (3Pma+)

I ran my snow blower around the back of the house to the patio to clear it for grilling.

Once.

It was a big fvcking pain in the ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (wYseH)

252 >>Depends how far away from the back door it is.

'Taint far.

:wink:

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (8O3HH)

253 WD - did you go instant hot water on the RV? I have make that decision soon with mine.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (tJSsw)

254 Brattleboro, Vermont has banned plastic bags

Guess Mary will have to find somewhere else to live.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (Tyii7)

255 That yellow sign? Kurt Eichenwald's back yard.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (x5AV8)

256 She was hot as all-get-out, but that "Xanadu" is just ... I don't understand.

I listened to thirty seconds of it again, and began to feel nauseated.

I am listening to Rush's Xanadu now, and feeling much better.
Posted by: recommended medical procedures at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (D/0xB)

-----------

Yes she was. She was in the spank bank of my teen years.

I was devestated to learn she played forcthe other team. She stayed in the bank though, I just had to move her into a different account.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (b3Pum)

257 If I'm trying to think of states where the barbecue would suck, the first ones that come to mind are Michigan and Massachusetts.

Michigan isn't really particularly famous for any sort of food. Detroit-style pizza, maybe, and that does look mighty good, but it's not barbecue.

Massachusetts, food-wise, has, uh, Boston baked beans, and Boston cream pie. Not barbecue. Also... not even meat.

Wisconsin at least has sausages, which cook up nicely on a grill. And Minnesota, well, they're very outdoorsy there, so even if all they're grilling is fish caught from a hole in the ice, that still sort of counts as barbecue, IMO.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (wSC8T)

258 I am listening to Rush's Xanadu now, and feeling much better.

Posted by: recommended medical procedures at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (D/0xB)


Epic song.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (9Om/r)

259 BREAKING NEWS!



Brattleboro, Vermont has banned plastic bags:



https://tinyurl.com/yb3bz5le

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM (QfqyL)

Heh! Brattleboro is a real place!? Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:54 PM (imSgd)

260 Guess Mary will have to find somewhere else to live.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (Tyii7)
----
Mary uses environmentally friendly reusable hobo bags.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:54 PM (UiRxW)

261

Anyone else having problems loading the election map besides my antedeluvian computer? Site doesn't work for me, using W10, a system I hold in utter contempt.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2018 10:55 PM (S/hVx)

262 seems fitting that it's the Yellow Sign.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 10:55 PM (N1ZXu)

263 Mary uses environmentally friendly reusable hobo bags.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:54 PM (UiRxW)


Bags made of hobos or bags formerly used by hobos?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:55 PM (imSgd)

264 I was devestated to learn she played forcthe other
team.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (b3Pum)

You might want to keep that quiet...her current husband would be upset.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (wYseH)

265 Anyone here have a Green Egg?

Posted by: ALH at July 26, 2018 10:44 PM (8kkL4)


If you mean a type of kamado grill, I have been thinking about getting one, although recently I have been looking at Primo Grills, which are made in Georgia instead of Mexico or China, and also come in an oval shape, which is better for indirect cooking/smoking.

Posted by: HTL at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (oXxMp)

266 RedBanzai, Brattleboro is indeed a real place! I know this because it was mentioned in the movie Super Troopers.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (wSC8T)

267
Kahlua is covfefe-flavored. I guess with enough vodka, yours is the same...

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM


*That's* the missing ingredient. My version is close. I've read that they add caffeine to certain liqueurs.

But I don't want a caffeine hit. Just sleep.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (LOgQ4)

268 The Far Side often had a decadent feel, as though it dehumanized people. Perhaps it did more harm than good. Still funny.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (NDlpU)

269 Michigan isn't really particularly famous for any sort of food.

-----


Domino's Pizza

Of course, no one said Michigan had to be famous for GOOD food.

Posted by: Hands at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (EzdLW)

270 My son is watching a video of Beaker from the Muppet show singing (Humming, actually) "Ode to Joy" and playing all of the instruments. His violin catches on fire at the end...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)

271 Bags made of hobos or bags formerly used by hobos?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:55 PM (imSgd)



yes

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (NLLmE)

272 Brattleboro, Vermont has banned plastic bags

Guess Mary will have to find somewhere else to live.


Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (Tyii7)

She can stay in her cardboard box, she just won't have a roof, unless you count the underside of the overpass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (9Om/r)

273 Berserker - at a car show last weekend and saw a 68 Roadrunner Wile E Coyote edition 440 4 speed. Acme tail stripe and Ostrich skin upholstery. Pretty sweet. Love the B bodies - owned a few E bodies and still regret selling them.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (tJSsw)

274 Anyone else having problems loading the election map besides my antedeluvian computer? Site doesn't work for me, using W10, a system I hold in utter contempt.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2018 10:55 PM (S/hVx)

----------

I got it to work on a 5 year old Samsung Galaxy 3 tablet using Chrome. Took about 2 minutes to fully load though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (b3Pum)

275 BREAKING NEWS!

Brattleboro, Vermont has banned plastic bags:
**********************

So now they're back to using paper bags.
Where are the tree-huggers?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (PvFoN)

276 244 They have one foot here, and one in Thule.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (UiRxW)

277 Michigan isn't really particularly famous for any sort of food. Detroit-style pizza, maybe, and that does look mighty good, but it's not barbecue.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (wSC8T)

What about Whitefish Dip?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (QfqyL)

278 The song at the end of Grease with ONJ at the fair or whatever is electrifying.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

279 251 Depends how far away from the back door it is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:50 PM (3Pma+)

I ran my snow blower around the back of the house to the patio to clear it for grilling.

Once.

It was a big fvcking pain in the ass.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:52 PM (wYseH)

I thought you were Mr. Logistics

Mine is about 10' from the back door, leaning up against the house next to the back door is a snow shovel.

I refuse to pan fry a bratwurst, it has to be grilled. It's the law here in WI.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 10:58 PM (3Pma+)

280 I was devestated to learn she played forcthe other
team.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM



Aussie Rules?

Posted by: Hands at July 26, 2018 10:59 PM (EzdLW)

281 264 I was devestated to learn she played forcthe other
team.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (b3Pum)
You might want to keep that quiet...her current husband would be upset."

I remember when that came out, and even then a lot of people were saying that she just said that because she was sick of every guy she met trying to hit on her and she wanted to put them off the trail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:59 PM (V2Yro)

282 Michigan isn't really particularly famous for any sort of food. Detroit-style pizza, maybe, and that does look mighty good, but it's not barbecue.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 10:53 PM (wSC8T)


*sigh*

blah blah, field of honor, pistols at dawn, all that boilerplate.

p.s. you're welcome for all the asparagus, you ungrateful pricks.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)

283 278 The song at the end of Grease with ONJ at the fair or whatever is electrifying.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 10:58 PM (PUmDY)



The black satin hot pants made an impression.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 10:59 PM (NLLmE)

284
Berserker - at a car show last weekend and saw a 68 Roadrunner Wile E
Coyote edition 440 4 speed. Acme tail stripe and Ostrich skin
upholstery.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (tJSsw)


I'm not quite sure what to think of that. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 10:59 PM (9Om/r)

285 Bags made of hobos or bags formerly used by hobos?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:55 PM (imSgd)

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Given Ace's proclivities... I'm guessing both.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:00 PM (UiRxW)

286 We don't have any real barbecue here in the Southern Tier -- we have the 'spiedie': cubes of mystery meat marinated in embalming fluid which is microwaved, topped with automatic transmission fluid and battery acid dressing, and served on a stale hot dog roll ...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:00 PM (e9G8E)

287 I cuss for asparagus!

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (NLLmE)

288 You might want to keep that quiet...her current husband would be upset.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (wYseH)

-----------

Really? Huh. I did not know that.

He would probably be pretty impressed with her if he could see some of the things I've seen her doing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (b3Pum)

289
WD - did you go instant hot water on the RV? I have make that decision soon with mine.

No. I just replaced the 6 gal one with another 6 gal one. It's an old RV (95), and I didn't feel like footing the expense of tankless and figuring out how to re-engineer everything. Mechanically, it runs great. Ford e350 chassis, 47K miles, runs like a top. All of the interior systems work well too, gas, electric, water, etc.
Unfortunately, as might be expected from the age, the RV body has an advanced case of rot from water. It's all just plywood and 2X4s, I've replaced some of it, but I haven't decided how much of that I want to do.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (bQXMb)

290 Hands, it's true that Domino's started in Michigan. But it's just standard delivery pizza. I mentioned Detroit-style pizza before, and Domino's is not Detroit-style. It's just basic, standard delivery chain pizza, like Pizza Hut or Papa John's.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (wSC8T)

291 https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o
calm mentor's go fund me

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (Lqy/e)

292 My son is watching a video of Beaker from the Muppet show singing (Humming, actually) "Ode to Joy" and playing all of the instruments.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (w+Jhj)


The Muppets' "Bohemian Rhapsody" is sheer brilliance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (y87Qq)

293
Maybe I read it on National Enquirer -- hardly the most reputable of news sources -- but I seem to recall that Olivia Newton of John's husband faked his own death on a boat?

Something over-the-top like that.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (LOgQ4)

294 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHkCjjbmcL0

Here you can watch Raquel Welch in a slinky outfit dance with a Muppet spider.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (w+Jhj)

295
So now they're back to using paper bags.
Where are the tree-huggers?

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (PvFoN)


Yeah, its almost like Enviros don't looks at the consequence of change... of their actions.


Its like Electric power cars... the pollution needed to create and replace batteries, is much harder on the environment than the false danger of CO2.


or the fact that Ethanol in gasoline makes cars less efficient, and takes FOOD out of the mouths of hungry people...

Posted by: Al Bundy at July 26, 2018 11:02 PM (NgKpN)

296 We are taking donations!

Posted by: Clinton crime wave at July 26, 2018 11:02 PM (yhf6w)

297 Where are the tree-huggers?
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 10:57 PM (PvFoN)


They mostly come at night... mostly.

Posted by: Newt at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (y87Qq)

298 I love the "let's face it, we're not exactly rocket scientist." Far Side comic. I actually still have 3 far side coffee cups.

Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (kufk0)

299 276. Is the identification of a lost paradise in the cold, northern lands in fact a mythological echo of the arrival of the Warp-Drive Ladas of the prehistoric world-wide Slavic Overlords?
Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.
https://youtu.be/BC_I-KAhfqE

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (fA1SL)

300 RedBanzai, Brattleboro is indeed a real place! I know this because it was mentioned in the movie Super Troopers.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (wSC8T)

It's also the setting of H. P. Lovecraft's story "The Whisperer in Darkness".

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (QfqyL)

301 Three days left of my vacay...been some ups and downs but have still had a great time. Tomorrow SIL and I are going to Tortilla Flat. Hitting up the Elvis Memorial chapel along the way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (7oRwq)

302 Whatever good I've done in this life, it's merely to have spread SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Theory.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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You're too modest.

Posted by: 7.62x25mm at July 26, 2018 11:04 PM (CDGwz)

303 Calm Mentor is still about $500 away from his goal of $3000. He's trying to find work and keep from living on the street. If you haven't kicked in yet, please help if you can.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 11:04 PM (Lqy/e)

304 Bags made of hobos or bags formerly used by hobos?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

yes
Posted by: eleven


Also used to contain hobos. They're very environmentally conscious in Brattleboro.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:04 PM (P1f+c)

305 ...hot water heater...

Why would one heat hot water?

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (qy1p+)

306 or the fact that Ethanol in gasoline makes cars less efficient, and takes FOOD out of the mouths of hungry people...

Posted by: Al Bundy at July 26, 2018 11:02 PM (NgKpN)


Whoever came up with that idea needs a ripping case of ass cancer. That crap is so destructive to fuel systems.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (9Om/r)

307 Heh! Brattleboro is a real place!? Whoda thunk it?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 10:54 PM (imSgd)


Lovecraft's Whisperer in Darkness makes reference to Brattleboro. It's where Akeley gets his dogs from.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (NDlpU)

308 Hogmartin... Asparagus? The vile swamp weed that so many people insist is some sort of delicacy?

Michigan seems a bit far to the north to be full of swamps and the associated weeds thereof, IMO.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)

309 300 RedBanzai, Brattleboro is indeed a real place! I know this because it was mentioned in the movie Super Troopers.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 10:56 PM (wSC8T)

It's also the setting of H. P. Lovecraft's story "The Whisperer in Darkness".
Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (QfqyL)

And everyone knows that if its in a Movie, it must really exist!

Posted by: Wakanda Tourist Guide at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (NgKpN)

310 Brattleboro is indeed a real place!
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I think I had blueberry pancakes there once, with Maple syrup.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (CDGwz)

311
Whatever your do, don't feed your Russian piss-whores asparagus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 11:06 PM (8O3HH)

312 I put this Far Side comic in my Christmas newsletter to update loved ones on my dog:

https://tinyurl.com/yca9g2yy

Posted by: CCC at July 26, 2018 11:06 PM (mgusq)

313 Also used to contain hobos. They're very environmentally conscious in Brattleboro.
Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:04 PM (P1f+c)


Bags, made from hobos, used to hold hobos, by hobos, who will be turned into hobo bags and put into hobo bags by hobos.

A hoboboros.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)

314
I think I had blueberry pancakes there once, with Maple syrup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (CDGwz)

Not the French Toast with syrup?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:06 PM (3Pma+)

315

In the number of restos that I've participated in, the thrust was always back to OEM configuration.

My own Runner is a 68 done to factory spec, numbers matching, except the engine--missing when I bought the car.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2018 11:07 PM (S/hVx)

316 301 Three days left of my vacay...been some ups and downs but have still had a great time. Tomorrow SIL and I are going to Tortilla Flat. Hitting up the Elvis Memorial chapel along the way.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (7oRwq)

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Ex Ex and I are taking a road trip to Tifton, GA...heading out tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:07 PM (qy1p+)

317 A hoboboros.
Posted by: hogmartin


/does the Wayne's World we're-not-worthy bow

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:08 PM (P1f+c)

318 Say Cobs, can one of you please rescue the margin blowing thread at #312?

How hard is tinyurl?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:08 PM (b3Pum)

319 Here you can watch Raquel Welch in a slinky outfit dance with a Muppet spider.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:01 PM (w+Jhj)

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Outstanding. I appreciate it, and am returning the favor with this clip of a scantily clad Katy Perry performing "Hot and Cold" on Sesame Street:

https://youtu.be/pVd8w1VEwW4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:08 PM (UiRxW)

320

City officials in Portland, Ore., say they'll be cleaning up the "disgusting" Occupy ICE camp after police cleared the area of protesters Wednesday.

The mayor's office said it would pick up a portion of the tab for the clean-up, FOX 12 reported. Meanwhile, the Portland Police Bureau has cordoned off the site, calling it a biohazard.

Debris being cleared Wednesday included wooden pallets, makeshift toilets, books, toys, plastic containers, liquor bottles, tents and furniture, photos published by the Oregonian showed.

Mayor Ted Wheeler publicly ordered the Occupy ICE protesters to leave the camp Monday, but they ignored the mayor's request.

That prompted Portland police to step in and clear the protesters. No tickets or arrests were made in the process.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

321 Posted by: CCC at July 26, 2018 11:06 PM (mgusq)

Thanks for the bj.

*puffs cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at July 26, 2018 11:08 PM (QfqyL)

322 Michigan seems a bit far to the north to be full of swamps and the associated weeds thereof, IMO.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:05 PM (wSC8T)


It's the sandy soil in the western lower peninsula, within an area between Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, Muskegon, and South Haven. Seabed of the prehistoric inland sea.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:09 PM (y87Qq)

323
Ex Ex and I are taking a road trip to Tifton, GA...heading out tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:07 PM (qy1p+)

Safe travels may the wind be at your back and you don't argue about directions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+)

324 Little known fact...Texas has made it against the law for cities to ban plastic bags. So plastic bags are actually legal throughout Texas. Now, getting a plastic bag in Austin is still impossible but not illegal...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (kufk0)

325 I lived in a 65 Airstream, for several years, with an on demand water heater. They really are wonderful.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (Lqy/e)

326 Behold. Veak, fruity police of filthy Skandi Icebacks compared with SMR cops.

https://youtu.be/rvRCKmqGVrw

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

327 Terribly hard!! Be glad pixy wouldn't let me post the first link I tried.

Posted by: CCC at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (mgusq)

328 Ex Ex and I are taking a road trip to Tifton, GA...heading out tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:07 PM (qy1p+)

Hope you have a great time! Road trips can be a lot of fun.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (7oRwq)

329 Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
http://bit.ly/far-side-mark

Posted by: mindful webworker - back again for the first time at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (XkxK0)

330 Now, getting a plastic bag in Austin is still impossible but not illegal...
Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (kufk0)


Do you Know A Guy, lin-duh?

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (y87Qq)

331 not to mention that using food depletes the soil and makes your fuel subject to weather variations which would make you choose between fuel to transport your food or food. whereas oil is useless stuff hiding underground.

Posted by: ? at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (MTjB1)

332 Safe travels may the wind be at your back and you don't argue about directions


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:09 PM (3Pma+)

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Ha!

I'm the TC.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (qy1p+)

333 No tickets or arrests were made in the process.

Any tazings? Tell me there were tazings!

Pepper spray at least? Tear gas?

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (P1f+c)

334 327 Terribly hard!! Be glad pixy wouldn't let me post the first link I tried.
Posted by: CCC at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (mgusq)

I tried to fix it. Hope it worked.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (3Pma+)

335 Bags, made from hobos, used to hold hobos, by hobos, who will be turned into hobo bags and put into hobo bags by hobos.



The Circle of Life.

Posted by: The Cows at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (yQpMk)

336 302. Heh. The superior bottle-necked fodder for the fist of the SMR does not require my humble efforts.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (fA1SL)

337 @ 286
SPIEDIES? You want a good spiedie, go to the Spiedie and Rib Pit on upper Front Street, right next to the Monro muffler place.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2018 11:12 PM (S/hVx)

338 I am going to help tomorrow, if y'all say this is real.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:12 PM (PUmDY)

339 That prompted Portland police to step in and clear the protesters. No tickets or arrests were made in the process

Which is why the madness will never end.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 26, 2018 11:12 PM (Liolw)

340 299

Badass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:13 PM (UiRxW)

341 Hey everybody!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:13 PM (km8m2)

342 Ex Ex and I are taking a road trip to Tifton, GA...heading out tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: SMH at July




pleasure trip or will you be taking back roads and watching for leos?

Posted by: ? at July 26, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

343 Little known fact...Texas has made it against the
law for cities to ban plastic bags. So plastic bags are actually legal
throughout Texas. Now, getting a plastic bag in Austin is still
impossible but not illegal...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 11:10 PM (kufk0)

I honestly do not get why enviros have their hate on for plastic bags. The don't degrade so no worries about leechates from dumps and, so long as your not throwing them in the ocean, no animals are harmed by them. The are convenient and clean. They are practically perfect.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (imSgd)

344 Any tazings? Tell me there were tazings!

Pepper spray at least? Tear gas?


OK, fine. I'll settle for water cannons.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (P1f+c)

345 Hi qdpsteve!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (QfqyL)

346 I wonder if there's a chance Kate Brown loses this election in OR? Not sure how popular she is.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (Lqy/e)

347 So, Michigan does produce a lot of asparagus? I did not know that. Okay... now, how does this result in the barbecue there being good?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (wSC8T)

348 One of the funnier far side comics I saw had a convention of mad scientists, and the there was a dude at a podium up on stage, and he says "this years award goes to Melvin Fenwick, who in 1958 coined the phrase Fools, I'll destroy you all".

I don't know why it struck me funny, but I laugh every time I think of that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (9Om/r)

349 I just take a bunch of plastic veggie bags to use. I line my small trash bins with them. They still provide plastic bags for your raw meat. Now plastic straws on the other hand...

Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 11:15 PM (kufk0)

350 pleasure trip or will you be taking back roads and watching for leos?
Posted by: ? at July 26, 2018 11:13 PM (MTjB1)

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Yes.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:15 PM (qy1p+)

351
Three days left of my vacay...been some ups and downs but have still had
a great time. Tomorrow SIL and I are going to Tortilla Flat. Hitting
up the Elvis Memorial chapel along the way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:03 PM (7oRwq)

Well, if you go there by way of Superstition Boulevard, wave at my house as you go by.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 11:15 PM (4FKb7)

352
I honestly do not get why enviros have their hate on for plastic bags. The don't degrade so no worries about leechates from dumps and, so long as your not throwing them in the ocean, no animals are harmed by them. The are convenient and clean. They are practically perfect.

And the process to make paper is sooooo environmentally pure.

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (Liolw)

353 Yes.
Posted by: SMH at July




you should get the waze app, they had a cop tracking feature to alert you to speed traps.

Posted by: ? at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (MTjB1)

354 You know, theraflu works fairly well. It at least keeps you human.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (WavOm)

355 *reading comments - up to about #50 - hheeelllp *

Well, of course someone beat me to Bummer of a Birthmark. h/t IllTemperedCur - but I supplied a linky!

smug-face smiley

Posted by: mindful webworker - thphphph at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (XkxK0)

356 That prompted Portland police to step in and clear the protesters. No tickets or arrests were made in the process.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)


More evidence these people are there with a wink and a nod from the local politicos. No city just eats the bill on this kind of stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (h2Bdk)

357 We actually do have BBQ in Michigan, but since we don't really have our own, we DGAF about regional variations and just eat all different kinds. I like it that way. This place is right next to work - it smells amazing. Tomorrow is brisket burnt ends day, so thanks for the heads-up, whoever raised the subject of BBQ! I will have brisket burnt ends in your honor.

*raises Vernors*

http://www.saddlebackbbq.com/

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (y87Qq)

358 "Outstanding. I appreciate it, and am returning the
favor with this clip of a scantily clad Katy Perry performing "Hot and
Cold" on Sesame Street:



https://youtu.be/pVd8w1VEwW4

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"


My boy's played that one about a hundred times.
Here's one of a much more impressive rack singing to Elmo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZFmNJjv1LM

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)

359 Cause nothing is more fun than a cold/flu in the summer in Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (WavOm)

360 What is Ryan's "better way" agenda?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:17 PM (PUmDY)

361 Well, if you go there by way of Superstition Boulevard, wave at my house as you go by.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 11:15 PM (4FKb7)

SIL is driving but I know she mention Superstition Mtn. I will wave at intervals and hope I catch you

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:17 PM (7oRwq)

362 Ex Ex and I are taking a road trip to Tifton, GA...heading out tomorrow.

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:07 PM (qy1p+)

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Be sure and wave and look to the East at the I-75 Hwy. 20 exit around Cartersville. I'm about 9 miles from there.

The end of the month, so like everywhere, GA State patrol will be out in force. I hope you have a great trip!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:17 PM (b3Pum)

363 One of the best ther great Far Side cartoons is where it shows a horse on blocks missing its legs and says don't park your horse in the bad part of town.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (tJSsw)

364 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (CSNuj)

365 340. R.I.P., Givi. True hero of SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (fA1SL)

366 I really miss the Far Side....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (kufk0)

367 You still in AZ AOP?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (7oRwq)

368 Yesterday I mentioned that I thought I was going to hell for stealing a Hoosier cabinet. . Guys who own the place said take whatever you want (after the theft) so I wasn't going to hell anymore.
I also snagged a sweet gentlemen's dresser that is in much better condition than the Hoosier. Today I spent hours scrubbing the dresser, then coating it in lemon oil. It is now simply awesome and sitting in my sewing room.
The Hoosier is still in pappymayhem workshop. Four days of scrubbing and still needs more. This one could take a long time.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (myjNJ)

369
I honestly do not get why enviros have their hate on for plastic bags.

Evidently people in Asia and Africa throw them into the ocean and therefore Americans cannot have them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:19 PM (IqV8l)

370 In the number of restos that I've participated in, the thrust was always back to OEM configuration.

My own Runner is a 68 done to factory spec, numbers matching, except the engine--missing when I bought the car.


Posted by: irongrampa at July 26, 2018 11:07 PM (S/hVx)


My '69 is exactly how it left the factory. Scorch red with a stick. It has a better cam, manifold, 373 rear and headers, but interior and exterior is right to the fender tag. No festoonery.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:19 PM (9Om/r)

371 George LeS #59: One I saw a the link, with dog hiding beside the dryer labeled "Cat Fud".

Our household always spells cat fud that way because of that cartoon.

http://bit.ly/far-side-fud

Posted by: mindful webworker - thphphph at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (XkxK0)

372 I had some burnt ends at the last Denver meet-up. Good stuff!

BTH joked something to the effect of, "Burnt ends of, what, penises?" I replied, basically, "I hope not... otherwise, Bill Kristol will come around and sip them all up."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (wSC8T)

373 Anyone have any strong feelings about random orbital sanders? I need to buy one for a project....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (wYseH)

374 *best ther great? WTF happened there?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (tJSsw)

375
I really miss the Far Side....
Posted by: lin-duh


You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:21 PM (IqV8l)

376 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (myjNJ)

*looks up 'Hoosier cabinet'*

I did not know those were called that. Thanks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:21 PM (WavOm)

377 368. Go to auto parts place and buy a tub of Goop, the handcleaner. Get the version what's not got pumice in it. This is the secret of the antiques trade. Slather it on, let it sit, wipe it off. Perfect cleaner for all old, grungy furniture.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:21 PM (fA1SL)

378 I tried to fix it. Hope it worked.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:11 PM (3Pma+)

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It did MH. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:21 PM (b3Pum)

379 Be sure and wave and look to the East at the I-75 Hwy. 20 exit around Cartersville. I'm about 9 miles from there.

The end of the month, so like everywhere, GA State patrol will be out in force. I hope you have a great trip!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:17 PM (b3Pum)

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We're gonna have to meet up!

Ex Ex and our pastor are from GA.

Plus, hubby has kin in GA who may be able to help you as far as job prospects in your AO.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (qy1p+)

380 155 Go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 10:20 PM (UiRxW)

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Woe betide he who wishes self-fuck upon a fellow Moron.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (CSNuj)

381 Dolores does rhyme with clitoris in my world. Am I pronouncing it wrong? Worried!

Posted by: SteveOReno at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (T+Eka)

382 Dan Bongino on twitter-

"What would happen if an illegal immigrant used a plastic straw in California?"

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (PvFoN)

383 I honestly do not get why enviros have their hate on
for plastic bags. The don't degrade so no worries about leechates from
dumps and, so long as your not throwing them in the ocean, no animals
are harmed by them. The are convenient and clean. They are practically
perfect.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (imSgd)

Most modern plastic is made so it will break down. They add starch-based chemicals to make it UV-sensitive. Old plastic bags just fall to shreds, and 5 year old white plastic 5-gallon pails split and crack. Pisses me off to have useful objects that are so impermanent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (4FKb7)

384 I am an idiot buying this garbage.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (PUmDY)

385 Anyone have any strong feelings about random orbital sanders? I need to buy one for a project....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (

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Great labor savers, they are.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (CSNuj)

386 Hey everybody!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:13 PM

Hey Steve and all.

I've got to pay property taxes tomorrow. Can you remind me about 7 am?

Posted by: Farmer at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (yJ1e6)

387 "What would happen if an illegal immigrant used a plastic straw in California?"
Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (PvFoN)


The city council would pass a unanimous resolution condemning Israel.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq)

388 384 I am an idiot buying this garbage.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (PUmDY)

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What garbage?

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:24 PM (qy1p+)

389 Posted by: mindful webworker - thphphph at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (XkxK0)

MW, I noticed that mindfulwebworks.com isn't working, do you know why?

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 11:24 PM (QfqyL)

390 373 Anyone have any strong feelings about random orbital sanders? I need to buy one for a project....

Last time I saw a random orbital Sanders used on a project, a Vermont University went bankrupt

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 11:24 PM (tJSsw)

391 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)
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Denyce Graves? Seriously? I had no idea this happened... I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:24 PM (UiRxW)

392 Go to auto parts place and buy a tub of Goop, the
handcleaner. Get the version what's not got pumice in it. This is the
secret of the antiques trade. Slather it on, let it sit, wipe it off.
Perfect cleaner for all old, grungy furniture.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018



Palp, do you have a secret recipe for cleaning glitter and glue on leather furniture?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:24 PM (e9G8E)

393 Regional barbecue variations are pretty meaningful to me. I'm not big on sweets, so I'm not a big fan of "standard" barbecue, which is, what, Kansas City style? All brown sugar and molasses.

I prefer the vinegar- and mustard-based sauces of other places like Tennessee and South Carolina.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:25 PM (wSC8T)

394 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (CSNuj)

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I know... I already apologized *shamefaced*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:25 PM (UiRxW)

395 392. Again, Goop. Follow that up with saddlesoap and call it a day.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:25 PM (fA1SL)

396
Palp, do you have a secret recipe for cleaning glitter and glue on leather furniture?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Did Rip Taylor pay you a visit?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)

397
The city council would pass a unanimous resolution condemning Israel.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:23 PM (y87Qq)

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LOL. sad, but true.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (CSNuj)

398 Palp, do you have a secret recipe for cleaning glitter and glue on leather furniture?

I know a little about glitter.

Posted by: S Daniels at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (Liolw)

399 Anyone have any strong feelings about random orbital sanders?

The orbiting part is easy, de-orbiting them is hard.

The sandpaper always catches fire.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (P1f+c)

400 do you have a secret recipe for cleaning glitter and glue on leather furniture?

Stop letting the gays in your house.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (7oRwq)

401 Firs.....dang that Farside thread.

Posted by: Not a Lumberjack at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (VWE5i)

402 400 do you have a secret recipe for cleaning glitter and glue on leather furniture?

Stop letting the gays in your house.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (7oRwq)

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Heheh.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (qy1p+)

403 You still in AZ AOP?

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:18 PM (7oRwq)

No, I am in Alberta, working, actually. But the house is probably lonely.
Plan to be there for most of September if I can swing it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (4FKb7)

404 You're welcome, Aetius! Being from Indiana I always presume everyone knows what they are. Guess that's kinda silly.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (myjNJ)

405 The orbiting part is easy, de-orbiting them is hard.

The sandpaper always catches fire.

Decaying orbital sanders never caught on

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (tJSsw)

406 Glad you finally got a working car Jewell!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)

407 We're gonna have to meet up!

Ex Ex and our pastor are from GA.

Plus, hubby has kin in GA who may be able to help you as far as job prospects in your AO.
Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (qy1p+)

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That would be awesome, on several levels!

I have nothing really tying me to this area. I could be somewhere else within a week for a decent job.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (b3Pum)

408 I think I had blueberry pancakes there once, with Maple syrup.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Blueberries were in season, besides, the proper place for French toast and Maple syrup is Montreal. That, and smoked meat sandwiches.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (xSo9G)

409 Stop letting the gays in your house.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (7oRwq)

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THIS DISCRIMINATION MUST END!!!!

Posted by: Elton John at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (CSNuj)

410 People on a website I like asking for donations. I went to his nic and it was a nonexistent website.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

411 Our household always spells cat fud that way because of that cartoon.

** raises hand **

Posted by: Adriane the Web Addicted Critic ... at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (AoK0a)

412 396
Palp, do you have a secret recipe for cleaning glitter and glue on leather furniture?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto

Did Rip Taylor pay you a visit?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)

She is going to have Elton John do a 70's revival at her place and is just thinking ahead.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (WavOm)

413 I had to look up Hoosier cabinet and I live in Indiana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:29 PM (IqV8l)

414 Hey

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 26, 2018 11:29 PM (IcT7t)

415 >>>It did MH. Thank you.


Dayum, sometimes I surprise myself

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:29 PM (3Pma+)

416 Favorite Far Side: "Dibs"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 11:29 PM (VJvjC)

417 lol, yeah, I remember that, Warbler.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 11:29 PM (N1ZXu)

418 Brattleboro, Vermont has banned plastic bags:



https://tinyurl.com/yb3bz5le

Posted by: Surfperch at July 26, 2018 10:51 PM (QfqyL)


So, we've gone from getting rid of paper bags in favor of recyclable plastic bags for the environment to getting rid of plastic bags and replacing trhem with paper bags...for the environment.

Posted by: Bert G at July 26, 2018 11:29 PM (yzxic)

419 Denyce Graves might have been the perfect woman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (UiRxW)

420 The superior bottle-necked fodder for the fist of the SMR does not require my humble efforts.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Vodka?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (xSo9G)

421 Glad you finally got a working car Jewell!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 11:27 PM (V2Yro)

Yeah.. 4 days later. But they will knock 4 days off the bill so all is good. Now... the rental house in ABQ?? Holy shit...THAT'S another story. A total dump. Couldn't even sleep there it was so awful.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (7oRwq)

422 Did I walk into a mine field?


The glitter and glue was from the Youngest Spawn's crafting endeavours... And it just.will.not.come.out!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (e9G8E)

423 "The end of the month, so like everywhere, GA State patrol will be out in force. I hope you have a great trip!

Posted by: Calm Mentor"

And I'm driving down to Atlanta tomorrow night. What fun.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (w+Jhj)

424 Woe betide he who wishes self-fuck upon a fellow Moron.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 11:22 PM (CSNuj)

To be fair, dude was socking a troll... so, by the associative property, the self-fuck was wished on the actual troll.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (imSgd)

425 random orbital sanders?

We get to rocket Bernie into outer space!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (N1ZXu)

426 Well, time to hit the sack. Everyone have fun.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (w+Jhj)

427
Farside introduced "Cowboys and Aliens" didn't it?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (8O3HH)

428 Will go back to lurk mode.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (PUmDY)

429 Saw a good question at Quo... someplace else, earlier:

"If you had to choose, would you rather have to live the rest of your life in the year 1968, or in 2068?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (km8m2)

430 Regional barbecue variations are pretty meaningful to me. I'm not big on sweets, so I'm not a big fan of "standard" barbecue, which is, what, Kansas City style? All brown sugar and molasses.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:25 PM (wSC8T)


That's the cool part though, we have all kinds of sauces and preparations because there's nobody to tell us it's not "real barbecue". If you're in a region with a strong BBQ tradition and you don't like that style, tough titty.

I don't like sweet either, but the burnt brisket ends are smoky enough that it's not overpowering. They're a little like galbi or bulgogi, there's sweet, but a lot of smoky and spicy to temper it.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (y87Qq)

431 favorite far side, was the "first lowrider."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (KP5rU)

432 So, we've gone from getting rid of paper bags in favor of recyclable plastic bags for the environment to getting rid of plastic bags and replacing trhem with paper bags...for the environment.
Posted by: Bert G
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Use paper! Save a...a...

Posted by: 70's stoner at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (xSo9G)

433 We get to rocket Bernie into outer space!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (N1ZXu)


Aim for the fucking sun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:32 PM (9Om/r)

434 To be fair, dude was socking a troll... so, by the associative property, the self-fuck was wished on the actual troll.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (imSgd)

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I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 11:32 PM (CSNuj)

435 Oh no. Just got up to...

Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

Don't look. Don't look. NOT the Gingers! Don't look!

AAAGH! Looked at #6 and girl #6.2 is, I swear, the one that, back in high school... never mind... still hurts.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thphphph at July 26, 2018 11:32 PM (XkxK0)

436 410 People on a website I like asking for donations. I went to his nic and it was a nonexistent website.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 26, 2018 11:28 PM (PUmDY)

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It's not fake.

https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:32 PM (qy1p+)

437 So, we've gone from getting rid of paper bags in favor of recyclable plastic bags for the environment to getting rid of plastic bags and replacing trhem with paper bags...for the environment.
Posted by: Bert G


The second step is supposed to be "with reusable cloth bags". For the e-coli environment.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (P1f+c)

438 Well, time to hit the sack. Everyone have fun.

There's got to be a less painful way to make yourself pass out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (IcT7t)

439 To be fair, dude was socking a troll... so, by the associative property, the self-fuck was wished on the actual troll.



Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:30 PM (imSgd)



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I was told there would be no math.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 11:32 PM (CSNuj)

You was lied to:-P

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (imSgd)

440 Thanks mostly to you degenerates, I have the following tabs open:

"Katy Perry sings Hot N Cold with Elmo"
"Muppets Tonight - Michelle Pfeiffer - Sound of Music"
"Why was the BF-109K faster than the P-51D"

I can't wait to see what ads Google serves me up tomorrow.



Posted by: breaking algorithms at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (D/0xB)

441 422. Okay. Palpatine approved secret. Slathrr on the Goop/GoJo amd cover with a plastic bag. Leave for an hour, then remove the bag and wipe with clean terry cloth towel. Then, saddlesoap. Used this process many times on leather coats to great effect.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (fA1SL)

442 "If you had to choose, would you rather have to live the rest of your life in the year 1968, or in 2068?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (km8m2)

Hmmm, tough one. On the one hand you have a decade of shit, followed by a decade of awesome, followed by a decade of shit, and just as you were coming to the end, Barack Obama appears.

On the other you have the unknown.

I think I'd take the unknown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (WavOm)

443 To be fair, dude was socking a troll... so, by the associative property, the self-fuck was wished on the actual troll.

I thought lack of association was the whole point of self-fucking.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:34 PM (P1f+c)

444 Well, time to hit the sack. Everyone have fun.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (w+Jhj)


Yeah, same. 'night, AshevilleRobert and all the other 'ettes and Gentlemorons.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:34 PM (y87Qq)

445 Farside 'Crisis Clinic' is a good one. Also this one:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybwb854g

Posted by: 70's stoner at July 26, 2018 11:34 PM (xSo9G)

446 Night AshevilleRobert.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (WavOm)

447 Palp would that pose any hazard with lead paint? And will it deoderize the thing? This thing was in an old falling down shed in front of a broken window for a couple of decades. It's still rock solid no rotting wood, but has lead paint. And I am rapidly finding that the only thing that smells worse than mouse piss is moldy mouse piss.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (myjNJ)

448 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (wSC8T)

449 68 was bullshit. I'd take my chances on 2068.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (UiRxW)

450 Night Hogmartin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (WavOm)

451 ...Anyone have any strong feelings about random orbital sanders? I need to buy one for a project....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2018 11:20 PM (wYseH)




Avoid Ryobi. I've got a corded Ryobi 1/4 sheet, corded orbital sander over on the junk pile. It's internals self digested in mid-use, with only a couple of months of medium-duty use.

Too many plastic & nylon parts inside of it. And while I'm sure AOP could make some use of the motor and switch, the unit itself is a shell full of shredded polymer bits n' pieces.

Milwaukee and Makita are good pro-grade tools. Rigid and the higher end DeWalt are good upper-mid-grade stuff.

Most of the Black & Decker, sadly, is now barely above Ryobi on the food chain.

Plus, if it's just an occasional-use tool....buy the corded version. You really won't wanna babysit batteries that see use only every few months.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (QzJWU)

452 Night AshevilleRobert.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (WavOm)

Good night, Jim Bob

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:36 PM (imSgd)

453 Thanks, Palp! I'll give it a try... I've tried saddle soap alone and it did nothing!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:36 PM (e9G8E)

454 Hey
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

Posted by: Megamind and Roxanne Richie ... at July 26, 2018 11:36 PM (AoK0a)

455 449 68 was bullshit. I'd take my chances on 2068.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:35 PM (UiRxW)

Confined to be a 9 year old again for the rest of my life. I don't think so Scoooter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:36 PM (3Pma+)

456 Saw a good question at Quo... someplace else, earlier:



"If you had to choose, would you rather have to live the rest of your life in the year 1968, or in 2068?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (km8m2)


Tough one. If it was 1968 I could buy a brand new Hemi roadrunner and a half dozen other muscle cars. Dealing with hippies and perpetual Vietnam protests would really suck ass.
No clue what 2068 would be like. Might need a death star.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

457 I think I have some Goop lying around somewhere, too!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:37 PM (e9G8E)

458 The Muppets sang about airplanes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (IqV8l)

459 Re tentacled penis: It's a PhotoShop, original here: https://bit.ly/2LHNLrC

Posted by: Socratease at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (2GbWn)

460 Aetius and Yud, hmmm.

I know that the more I learn about the late 1960s and 1970s, the more glad I am that I was very young and had no idea what was going on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (km8m2)

461 447. No risk with lead or other metals. The Goop/Gojo is an emulsion of soap and mineral spirits, more or less. So, no exposure risk whatsoever.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (fA1SL)

462 On the one hand you have a decade of shit, followed by a decade of awesome, followed by a decade of shit, and just as you were coming to the end, Barack Obama appears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:33 PM (WavOm)


*counts on fingers*

Wait, are you saying the 1990s was a decade of shit? I rather liked the 1990s.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (y87Qq)

463 And I'm driving down to Atlanta tomorrow night. What fun.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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I-85, 441?

Posted by: 70's stoner at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (CDGwz)

464 442 "If you had to choose, would you rather have to live the rest of your life in the year 1968, or in 2068?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (km8m2)

....

Do I know what I know?

Do the rest of you just go on living?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (VJvjC)

465 Oops. /Stoner

Posted by: m at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (CDGwz)

466 I would take 1968.


For one thing I would be from the future.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (NLLmE)

467 "If you had to choose, would you rather have to live the rest of your life in the year 1968, or in 2068?"

Honestly, I'd rather stay here so the "rest my life" wasn't cut down to 1 year long...

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (P1f+c)

468 Oops. /Stoner
Posted by: m at July 26, 2018
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I'm sure that I can do this...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (CDGwz)

469 MisHum, not sure actually if the question was that you had to *stay* in 1968, or *begin again* in 1968. Maybe if you didn't have to say 9 years old forever?

Berserker, good point. Imagine the muscle cars you could collect.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (km8m2)

470 I was unable to get in the discussion of Twitter earlier, but I have to ask, has anyone checked out www.minds.com?

It is supposed to be a peer to peer structure, open code, and uses etheryum blockchain to something that I am very hazy about, probably pay for self advertising.

I have looked at it, find it to be fairly interesting, but I still can't figure out why so much of the content is in Vietnamese.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (2K6fY)

471 eleven, the NSA would kidnap you for your smart phone... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:40 PM (km8m2)

472 Tough one. If it was 1968 I could buy a brand new Hemi roadrunner and a half dozen other muscle cars. Dealing with hippies and perpetual Vietnam protests would really suck ass.
No clue what 2068 would be like. Might need a death star.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:36 PM (9Om/r)

Oooo. Cars. You could get all sorts of awesome used cars. Old early vettes. Hmmmm. No, the 70s by their mere existence kind of cancels that out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:40 PM (WavOm)

473 I took a two day workshop on sewing machine repair last weekend. It was for vintage machines. We used that Goop stuff to clean machines. It doesn't hurt the decals on the old machines. We used Howard's Feed N Wax on the machines afterwards. (Machines newer than 1965 were treated with automotive products. Different type paint). Many folks use Howard's Restore A Finish on treadle bases. You might try that on the Hoosier

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 11:41 PM (Lqy/e)

474 Bitter Clinger, hmmm, not sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:41 PM (km8m2)

475 *counts on fingers*

Wait, are you saying the 1990s was a decade of shit? I rather liked the 1990s.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:38 PM (y87Qq)

Clinton was the training wheels for the Obama era. A decade of lies, idiots and being told it was raining while being pissed on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:41 PM (WavOm)

476 If you enjoy delicious coffee and fighting back against twiter, then you may want to check out this primer on mass blocking the worst lefty twitter trolls

https://tinyurl.com/ybaz4am8

Because you can implement Trump's personal bigly blocklist yourself while drinking your delicious coffee and if Trump himself blocked em, then maybe you could too!

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 26, 2018 11:41 PM (aqpW6)

477 453. Oh. One more thing. Any discoloration is easily fixed. Mix one part leather dye (Kiwi is okay, and widely available; Fiebings is better, but a bit of a specialty item) with one part neatsfoot oil (DO NOT try to substitute 'mink oil' or 'compound neatsfoot oil'). Apply with a rag. Leave overnight, then buff with a clean, dry cloth.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (fA1SL)

478 I think Goop would dissolve the craft glue... I used it once to remove flooring adhesive to good effect...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (e9G8E)

479 Plus, if it's just an occasional-use tool....buy the corded version. You really won't wanna babysit batteries that see use only every few months.

Yup. Nothing better than throwing out a perfectly-good tool only because you can't get batteries for it anymore.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (P1f+c)

480 #117
Your thagomizer, please.
Posted by: Goatee Spock


That was good.

Posted by: mindful webworker - beam us up Nerdly at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (XkxK0)

481 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (km8m2)

Actually if I could jump ahead to 1978 or 1988 I wouldn't mind

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (3Pma+)

482 MisHum, yup. I'd love to be able to go back to 1980 or 1983.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:43 PM (km8m2)

483 Thanks Palpatine you may be my favorite devious uncle. I will try that.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 26, 2018 11:43 PM (myjNJ)

484 The question was "would you rather spend the rest of your life in 1968" so I assume every year would be 1968 and you wouldn't have to worry about the 70s or 80s or whatever.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:43 PM (IqV8l)

485 I just returned from a late night snack run to Safeway and noticed that they've already started to put up Halloween displays. It still July!!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein, Brattleboro, VT at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (GtG/j)

486 Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (P1f+c)

No shit. Did that this past weekend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (3Pma+)

487 For one thing I would be from the future.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (NLLmE)

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Nice angle. Just gotta get through the first couple years, and then it's all qualuudes, Reagan, and Microsoft stock purchases from there on out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (UiRxW)

488 The question was "would you rather spend the rest of
your life in 1968" so I assume every year would be 1968 and you
wouldn't have to worry about the 70s or 80s or whatever.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:43 PM (IqV8l)

1968 had better cars.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (imSgd)

489 Many of us were in the service in '68. Not eager to return. Willing, as then, but not eager.

Posted by: Ex-GI at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (Ur9Kr)

490 478. Floor adhesive requires something like acetone. Entirely different sort of chemistry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

491 1968 would be tempting.

I'd have a whole year to eliminate people that go on to wreck America.

But if the rest of you don't live on with the benefits of my actions, I'm not sure it would be worthwhile.

Plus, I'm not really sure how it would work. Like Groundhog Day, only by the year? If so, would everything reset every year?

Just too many variables.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (VJvjC)

492 * sock off *

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (GtG/j)

493 Bertram, I may have screwed that up. Not sure if you would have to live in 1968 forever, or just 'start again' in 1968.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:45 PM (km8m2)

494 490 478. Floor adhesive requires something like acetone. Entirely different sort of chemistry.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

Polar Solvent for the win!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:46 PM (WavOm)

495 1968 had better cars.
Posted by: redbanzai
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Certainly more interesting. Much more interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:46 PM (CDGwz)

496 I'd probably choose 1968 myself.

My fear is that by 2068, the SJWs will have completely taken over.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:46 PM (km8m2)

497 Actually if I could jump ahead to 1978 or 1988 I wouldn't mind
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 26, 2018 11:42 PM (3Pma+)

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I'd take 1988, if I could know then what I know now. Work my ass off, live dirt poor to save cash, and then get rich as hell on the upcoming tech stock bonanza.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:47 PM (b3Pum)

498
I haven't been keeping up with the latest cordless tool stuff, but I see the battery voltages are getting pretty high. Did I see 50Vish stuff?

That's the only way to get power up without needed huge current capacity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 26, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)

499 Calm Mentor, yup!

Imagine buying Apple or Microsoft stock in 1982...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (km8m2)

500 But I'm definitely staying away. I make it a personal policy not to swim when there is a tentacle penis about.

Besides, that doesn't even look like a girl. It looks like some guy wearing a couple of coconuts as fake breasts.

Where the hell is that place?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (ZVU3Y)

501 Floor adhesive requires something like acetone. Entirely different sort of chemistry.

Acetone is good stuff. Chews right through the corrosive "Sony bond" glue found in a lot of home electronics over the last 50 or so years.

Bit hard on plastic, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (IcT7t)

502 Muscle cars and banging loose hippie chicks, summer of love. Pretty easy choice for me since I'm shallow and compromised morally, I'll take 1968. Who knows what kind of shit show 2068 will be. Maybe I'm biased, I was born in 68.

Posted by: JROD at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (6oDGm)

503
I wonder if there's a chance Kate Brown loses this election in OR? Not sure how popular she is.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 26, 2018 11:14 PM (Lqy/e)


Well, for once the Secretary of State who certifies the votes AND the vote by mail is a Republican, so there is a chance.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (2K6fY)

504 Of late I think of Cliffordville.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (IqV8l)

505 242 Olivia Newton John needs to re-do her song "Xanadu", with lyrics honoring our beloved Canidru.

She was hot as all-get-out, but that "Xanadu" is just ... I don't understand.

I listened to thirty seconds of it again, and began to feel nauseated.

I am listening to Rush's Xanadu now, and feeling much better.

Posted by: recommended medical procedures at July 26, 2018 10:49 PM (D/0xB)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Samuel Taylor Coleridge at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (itfg0)

506 Clinton was the training wheels for the Obama era. A decade of lies, idiots and being told it was raining while being pissed on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:41 PM (WavOm)


Point taken, but if you didn't care much about politics and were rolling around in your sweet 1984 Sunbird in high school during the peak of third-wave punk rock, it wasn't that bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (y87Qq)

507 JROD, I was born in 1966.
So I lived through '68, but missed everything by being way too young. :-)

Kinda glad about that...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (km8m2)

508 1968 was mostly hot and muggy. Also rioty.

So 2068 for me.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (EZebt)

509 I would be tempted to head back to 1942. The last Great War. Something to participate in to change the face of America, and drink deep of prosperity if I survived. Maybe being a minority would hurt in 50s America, but I rather think it is exaggerated.

But then I thunk about modern American prosperity, and the tech we have, and the chance to change the future, and realize I am quite happy to stay here.

Posted by: trev006 at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (S6rSu)

510 I'd probably choose 1968 myself.



My fear is that by 2068, the SJWs will have completely taken over.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:46 PM (km8m2)

Yeah thats my fear too. With my luck it would be like blade runner or judge dred.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

511 Floor adhesive requires something like acetone. Entirely different sort of chemistry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:44 PM


When I did this floor, I tried acetone and several other things to get the old glue off - it was on concrete! Only Goop worked for some reason...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (e9G8E)

512 hogmartin, don't forget the early mid-1980s Mazda Miata.

As I've mentioned before, I knew guys who were literally drooling over them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (km8m2)

513 In terms of cleaning old wood furniture - I don't care if it belonged to your great uncle Harry who smoked three packs of Camels a day before passing it down to your Aunt Griselda with her 50 cats. Goop/GoJo will clean it an leave it smelling clean. Truly, when I was in the business, we bought it by the case and never regretted it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (fA1SL)

514 If you go to 2068 you'd be the clueless dumbass who didn't know how anything worked.

People would point and laugh at your clothes and you wouldn't have any money.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (NLLmE)

515 Point taken, but if you didn't care much about politics and were rolling around in your sweet 1984 Sunbird in high school during the peak of third-wave punk rock, it wasn't that bad.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (y87Qq)

*fistbump*

1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera. Black with red interior.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (WavOm)

516 Gnight folks.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 26, 2018 11:51 PM (myjNJ)

517 "If you had to choose, would you rather have to live the rest of your life in the year 1968, or in 2068?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:31 PM (km8m2)


So I only have one year left to live?

I'll pass.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:51 PM (ZVU3Y)

518 hogmartin, don't forget the early mid-1980s Mazda Miata.

As I've mentioned before, I knew guys who were literally drooling over them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (km8m2)


Mine would have been the 3000GT VR4.

Not that I could afford anything more than the Sunbird, mind.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:51 PM (y87Qq)

519 Forgot My Nic, 'way back at #159:
Geez. I thought 'Comraderie' -- being a play on the troll name 'Comrade' was clue enough.

Reason #145,342 why I should stay off ONT.


Good grief. That some can be slow on the uptake sometimes is no reason to not sock cleverly. Weldon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - will never get caught up at this rate at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (XkxK0)

520 511. Huh. Must be some sorta fag-glue mandated by the Clintonistas, then.
* shrugs *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)

521 Primordial, you can also choose to 'start again' in either year. Sound better? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (km8m2)

522 So 2068 for me

Good choice, the gender wars will be over by then. Only 172 front war in history.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (IcT7t)

523 I remember when that came out, and even then a lot of people were saying that she just said that because she was sick of every guy she met trying to hit on her and she wanted to put them off the trail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 10:59 PM (V2Yro)


One 'r' too many in that last word.

Posted by: RickZ at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (8lsuS)

524 Night MadameMayhem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (WavOm)

525 514 If you go to 2068 you'd be the clueless dumbass who didn't know how anything worked.

People would point and laugh at your clothes and you wouldn't have any money.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (NLLmE)

....

They'd say you talk like a fag and that your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 11:53 PM (VJvjC)

526 People would point and laugh at your clothes and you wouldn't have any money.
Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (NLLmE)

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I'd bank on being Simon Phoenix in the San Angeles safe space.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 11:53 PM (UiRxW)

527 Point taken, but if you didn't care much about
politics and were rolling around in your sweet 1984 Sunbird in high
school during the peak of third-wave punk rock, it wasn't that bad.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (y87Qq)

Yeah that was a pretty cool period. I was driving a '71 road runner, spent every night in the metal clubs, and practically wore my dick down to a nub. yeah, that was living.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (9Om/r)

528 Primordial, you can also choose to 'start again' in either year. Sound better? :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM (km8m2)


If anyone is overly enamored with the thought of living the rest of his life in an eternal 1968 all he has to do is drop acid every couple of days. But he'll find out it gets old pretty fast.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (ZVU3Y)

529 My hunch is that by 2068, not all of America will be... habitable...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)

530 People would point and laugh at your clothes and you wouldn't have any money.

So nothing would change.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (IcT7t)

531 Where the hell is that place?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
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Florida, or Australia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (CDGwz)

532 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera. Black with red interior.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (WavOm)


Lucky...

I don't think J-cars came from the factory with an interior, even as an option. Or much of an exterior.

https://tinyurl.com/yaobx3cn

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:55 PM (y87Qq)

533 To be honest, qdpsteve, the question really doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:55 PM (ZVU3Y)

534 Florida, or Australia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (CDGwz)


I thought the tranny guy image might have indicated Thailand.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:56 PM (ZVU3Y)

535 If you go to 2068 you'd be the clueless dumbass who didn't know how anything worked.


He doesn't know about the three shells.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 26, 2018 11:57 PM (yQpMk)

536 Yeah thats my fear too. With my luck it would be like blade runner or judge dred.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)


Demolition Man.

Posted by: Bert G at July 26, 2018 11:57 PM (yzxic)

537 Everyone, here's the question as it was originally posted at Quora. Sorry I messed it up:

"Would you rather live in 1968 or in 2068?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:57 PM (km8m2)

538 Point taken, but if you didn't care much about politics and were rolling around in your sweet 1984 Sunbird in high school during the peak of third-wave punk rock, it wasn't that bad.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:49 PM (y87Qq)

--------------

Yeah, the Tech boom was what made Beejer so popular, even though he had absolutely nothing to do with it. The economy roared while he was President, that was all that mattered.

Having a fully Republican Congress in '95 and '96, and having to "triangulate"/compromise with them was very helpful to his reelection as well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 11:57 PM (b3Pum)

539 I'm kind of piecing together what may/willl happen with the new upper decker being vomited forth by Mueller from that snake Cohen that Trump knew of and approved the meeting with the Russian lawyer that Don Jr attended.

There is nothing illegal about any of it except Don Jr was interviewed by Mueller's team under oath and said his father had no advanced knowledge of the meeting, Cohen testimony will contradict that so Mueller is going to charge Don Jr with lying to investigators and obstructing justice more commonly known as process crimes.

What is going on is as antithetical to justice as can be imagined.

Jeff Sessions is a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 11:57 PM (FquqN)

540 Huh. Must be some sorta fag-glue mandated by the Clintonistas, then.

* shrugs *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 26, 2018 11:52 PM


The previous owners of the Zettaibunker were very bad doityourselfers... I've not the time to enumerate all the problems I've had correcting things here!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 26, 2018 11:58 PM (e9G8E)

541 Besides, that doesn't even look like a girl. It looks like some guy wearing a couple of coconuts as fake breasts.



Where the hell is that place?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (ZVU3Y)


The worst Hell you can imaging. A manga themed remounting of South Pacific!

An American nurse falls in love with an expatriate plantation owner from Innsmouth, but balks at his half-blooded offspring.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2018 11:58 PM (2K6fY)

542 Primordial, not sure if that helps or not.

Mikeski, if it was only one year to live, I understand. Not sure that's what the question meant though.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:58 PM (km8m2)

543 Good choice, the gender wars will be over by then. Only 172 front war in history.

And just whose codex is in the Genesis chamber?

Posted by: Adriane the Future Critic ... at July 26, 2018 11:58 PM (AoK0a)

544
My hunch is that by 2068, not all of America will be... habitable...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)


Probably how it will be. Judge dred with the cursed earth and shit. Maybe a nice side dish of mad max.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

545 Yeah that was a pretty cool period. I was driving a '71 road runner, spent every night in the metal clubs, and practically wore my dick down to a nub. yeah, that was living.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (9Om/r)


lol. I had a shitty silver Pontiac, a G&L SB-1, a Peavey Basic 50, and a high school punk band. Good times.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (y87Qq)

546 JROD, I was born in 1966.
So I lived through '68, but missed everything by being way too young. :-)

Kinda glad about that...
Posted by: qdpsteve


I was 13 in 1968. It was a really bad year in a lot of ways, but it ended really well (for me, as a kid). The Apollo 8 mission in December was one of the most uplifting things I remember from my youth. I slept in the living room in front of the TV for 4 days.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (S6Pax)

547 Yeah thats my fear too. With my luck it would be like blade runner or judge dred.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:50 PM (9Om/r)

Demolition Man.
Posted by: Bert G at July 26, 2018 11:57 PM (yzxic)


So Idiocracy is out of the running?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (VJvjC)

548 I was born in Nov of '68.

Met my future Ex Ex in '88

Wouldn't change a thing.

Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (qy1p+)

549 514 If you go to 2068 you'd be the clueless dumbass who didn't know how anything worked.

People would point and laugh at your clothes and you wouldn't have any money

Or, the SJWs have had their way and it's total barbarism, dumbed down populace, you may be seen a great leader ready to lead the people out of the darkness, or not.

Posted by: S Daniels at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (Liolw)

550 My hunch is that by 2068, not all of America will be... habitable...



Posted by: qdpsteve at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (km8m2)




Actually, there are sections already like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (9Om/r)

551 almost too late, but happy 29th birthday, AlextheChick!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (xJa6I)

552
Mine would have been the 3000GT VR4.
-----------

What happened to those? Where are the 944's, the Supra Turbo's, RX7's?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:00 AM (CDGwz)

553 Berserker, my fear is that by that time, at least a few nukes will have gone off, some within the USA.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:00 AM (km8m2)

554 Yeah that was a pretty cool period. I was driving
a '71 road runner, spent every night in the metal clubs, and
practically wore my dick down to a nub. yeah, that was living.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 26, 2018 11:54 PM (9Om/r)



lol. I had a shitty silver Pontiac, a GL SB-1, a Peavey Basic 50, and a high school punk band. Good times.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (y87Qq)


Oh, you're talking 90's. I was talking early 80's.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2018 12:00 AM (9Om/r)

555 541 Besides, that doesn't even look like a girl. It looks like some guy wearing a couple of coconuts as fake breasts.



Where the hell is that place?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 11:48 PM (ZVU3Y)

The worst Hell you can imaging. A manga themed remounting of South Pacific!

An American nurse falls in love with an expatriate plantation owner from Innsmouth, but balks at his half-blooded offspring.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 26, 2018 11:58 PM (2K6fY)

Would read. Wouldn't fap to but would read

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 27, 2018 12:00 AM (xJa6I)

556 Bozo, I need to look up Apollo 8... I know about Apollo 1 and 11, and that's about it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:01 AM (km8m2)

557 548 I was born in Nov of '68.

Met my future Ex Ex in '88

Wouldn't change a thing.
Posted by: SMH at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (qy1p+)

Maybe you should start calling him 'The Once and Future Husband'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:01 AM (WavOm)

558 Actually, there are sections already like that.

I see you've been to Stockton.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 27, 2018 12:01 AM (IcT7t)

559

1968 - Go Go Zone
2068 - No Go Zone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:01 AM (IqV8l)

560 Bertram, that's pretty good ;-)

Good ol' Stockton... gateway to San Fran :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:02 AM (km8m2)

561 Maybe you should start calling him 'The Once and Future Husband'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:01 AM (WavOm)

---

That works too.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 12:02 AM (qy1p+)

562 What happened to those? Where are the 944's, the Supra Turbo's, RX7's?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:00 AM (CDGwz)


Nobody knows where the Supra Turbos went, but a friend of mine has been converting a Celica All Trac Turbo into a rally car for about twenty years. #twoweeks

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2018 12:03 AM (y87Qq)

563 @527 Berserker-"......yeah, that was living". It still is.

Posted by: JROD at July 27, 2018 12:04 AM (6oDGm)

564 off sock S. Daniels

Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 27, 2018 12:04 AM (Liolw)

565 Spray ideas are damn good! Keep 'em coming!
I used to work in a research lab environment. One chemical they used smelled exactly like skunk!
Something along those lines..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 27, 2018 12:04 AM (5tSKk)

566 Short one tonight, kiddies. I've been out of town all week in Ft. Worth. I think I'm in love with that town. While there are a few modern glass skyscrapers, and one Brutalist monstrosity that should be imploded, the entire downtown is all Art Deco. How cool is that?

--I like the Kimbell Art Museum. It's free but when there are special exhibits (like the one about the Mayans we saw a few years ago) they are worth paying extra for.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:04 AM (e7oj4)

567 I would love to have an RX-7. Beautiful car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:05 AM (WavOm)

568 Thirst?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 27, 2018 12:05 AM (LOYwX)

569 What happened to those? Where are the 944's, the Supra Turbo's, RX7's?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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I mean, I could understand if they became rusty, smoking ratmobiles...but that never happened. They all just kind of disappeared.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:06 AM (xSo9G)

570 Actually, there are sections already like that.



I see you've been to Stockton.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 27, 2018 12:01 AM (IcT7t)


No need when you got Newark and Camden.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2018 12:06 AM (9Om/r)

571 Would you rather be a European peasant with the Black Plague or an American Indian with Smallpox?

Personally, I'd rather be an Indian with Smallpox. The Black Plague was extra nasty and dying of smallpox was still better than having the Aztecs cut your beating heart out of your chest while you watched.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 12:06 AM (ZVU3Y)

572 I would love to have an RX-7. Beautiful car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Which one?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (xSo9G)

573 So Idiocracy is out of the running?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 26, 2018 11:59 PM (VJvjC)


We're pretty much there now. As a friend of mine pointed out, we already had a TV show about getting balls smashed, it just wasn't called "Owww My Balls", it was called "Jackass".

Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (yzxic)

574 Honestly, I was cracking wise about Simon Phoenix, but I have always thought Demolition Man is the most likely dystopia.

A sad, sorry, fearful pussified version of America. Where everyone has forsaken their liberty, their self-determination, and even their libido in the name of safety.

They can't defend themselves, they can't wipe themselves, they can't even fuck without the help of machines.

I think this is the most likely ( negative) outcome for our future, and while I liked the movie, I think it's a shame they didn't make it better, and more serious, and less comedic. It's a visionary concept that could've been treated better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (UiRxW)

575 So what's your favorite Far Side cartoon?

Too many.

This one is good:

http://www.headbloom.com/images/uploads/god-farside.jpg

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (e7oj4)

576 I mean, I could understand if they became rusty, smoking ratmobiles...but that never happened. They all just kind of disappeared.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:06 AM (xSo9G)

Cash for Clunkers was a crime against humanity. I worry that a lot of very cool cars disappeared.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (WavOm)

577 I would love to have an RX-7. Beautiful car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:05 AM (WavOm)


Back in those days I had a 280-Z. I loved that car.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (ZVU3Y)

578 Mike, same thing with the mid-1980s BMW 635CSi.

Huge prestige car for about three years, then... gone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:08 AM (km8m2)

579 2068.

Living in a past where I knew what would transpire but likely did not have the ability to alter outcomes would be miserable, Cassandra-like.

Also, 50 years in the future maybe they'll have the tech to fix whatever inevitably goes wrong with me.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls, Reluctant Time Traveler at July 27, 2018 12:08 AM (H5knJ)

580 OK, this time I'm really going to bed. Fucksakes. I'm going to regret this tomorrow.

'night. Really.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2018 12:08 AM (y87Qq)

581 567 I would love to have an RX-7. Beautiful car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:05 AM (WavOm)

--------

Falls wankling to the floor

It's trick is you and me

Posted by: Zombie David Bowie at July 27, 2018 12:08 AM (CSNuj)

582 I mean, I could understand if they became rusty,
smoking ratmobiles...but that never happened. They all just kind of
disappeared.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:06 AM (xSo9G)


Same with the Mitsubishi Starion. They just vanished. I wanted a 3000GT in the worst way.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2018 12:08 AM (9Om/r)

583 Tucker is continuing to bring it. Michael Anton is great --why is he still not on Trump's team???

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:09 AM (e7oj4)

584 Cash for Clunkers was a crime against humanity. I worry that a lot of very cool cars disappeared.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (WavOm)

yes, a lot did. Toonces should be hung by his fucking balls for that one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2018 12:09 AM (9Om/r)

585 Another Navy Officer Faces Court-Martial After Fitzgerald Collision

https://tinyurl.com/y7vvzmdp

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 12:09 AM (qy1p+)

586 If you want the low-down and blow-pass of the RX-7 Merovign is the Sith Lord for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 12:09 AM (aB+tO)

587 Wankels were famous for blowing seals. Explains the lifetime ban from Sea World.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 12:09 AM (CSNuj)

588 No need when you got Newark and Camden

If NJ got the armpits, CA got the spot you'd insert the enema tube.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 27, 2018 12:10 AM (IcT7t)

589 Cash for Clunkers was a crime against humanity. I worry that a lot of very cool cars disappeared.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (WavOm)


*sticks head back in ONT doorway*

...and every last one of those tiny 2-door 4 cylinder 5-speed RWD knockaround pickup trucks too!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2018 12:10 AM (y87Qq)

590 Muscle cars and banging loose hippie chicks, summer
of love. Pretty easy choice for me since I'm shallow and compromised
morally, I'll take 1968. Who knows what kind of shit show 2068 will be.
Maybe I'm biased, I was born in 68.

JROD

I was 17 in 68.. it was a fun time to be 17.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 27, 2018 12:10 AM (5tSKk)

591 The emissions-choked early 80s cars, before electronic fuel injection, were pretty terrible.

Gigantic five-liter V8s with ... 120 horsepower.

Later in the decade, Chryslers somehow still managed to blow chunks, even with fuel injection.

Can I interest you in a droptop LeBaron built by Italians?

Posted by: your door is a jar at July 27, 2018 12:10 AM (D/0xB)

592 I would love to have an RX-7. Beautiful car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:05 AM (WavOm)

-------------

They are still out there to be had on the used market.

In my youth (yoot?), I had a roommate that went through 3 of them in 2 years. He fortunately found rehab after crash #3.

Those Wankel Rotaries are some damn good engines, from all I have seen and been told.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:10 AM (b3Pum)

593 Back in those days I had a 280-Z. I loved that car.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (ZVU3Y)

Had one of those as well.

Fun car, had it pegged out at 120 once.

Back end wound come around pretty easily in the rain.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2018 12:11 AM (VJvjC)

594 @567
I had an 89 Turbo II RX7.

Loved that car.

Had to get rid of it because something would be stolen from it or inside of it on a near weekly basis.

I lived in the Bronx and people would steal the side mirrors, the little glass window ports just under neath the pop up headlights, any number of plastic pieces from my dash, etc.

I would go to Hunts Point where all of the chop shops were and get replacement parts.

I swear to God some of the parts I bought were my original parts.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:11 AM (FquqN)

595 I am still greatly amused by this music video. Someone is a fan of Tex Avery.

https://youtu.be/-xE6nONHbV4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 12:11 AM (aB+tO)

596 I would love to have an RX-7. Beautiful car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:05 AM (WavOm)

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i repo'd one of those once... it ran like a raped ape.

i wonder if the guy got it back?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 27, 2018 12:11 AM (LOYwX)

597 Living in a past where I knew what would transpire but likely did not have the ability to alter outcomes would be miserable, Cassandra-like.

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Not as bad as living in the present and knowing what's heading our way, but unable to alter the outcome.

Good thing we don't have to worry about that.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 12:12 AM (qy1p+)

598 Why would anyone believe someone on the Univision staff on immigration issues?

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:12 AM (e7oj4)

599 In re (ought to be) famous Michigan food: pasties, pasties, pasties!! The way empanadas taste when made by the wives of Cornish miners in the UP. Mmmm!

Posted by: sinmi at July 27, 2018 12:12 AM (67obq)

600 Oy.

Words to write,
So to all a Good Night ...

Posted by: Adriane the Future Critic ... at July 27, 2018 12:12 AM (AoK0a)

601 *yells from hallway*

Second generation MR2 Turbo!

Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2018 12:13 AM (y87Qq)

602 Logprof: would you rather live in 1968 or in 2068?

pasties, pasties, pasties!!
They're tasty AND sexy!! :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:14 AM (km8m2)

603 Those Wankel Rotaries are some damn good engines, from all I have seen and been told.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:10 AM (b3Pum)

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and they make the most AWESOME backfires when you down shift.

i always wanted to trick out an RX-4 station wagon, back when i was young and had dreams.

now that i'm an old, broke adult, they're more like sad fantasies.

and now, off to pull dinner off the grill.

BBL.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 27, 2018 12:14 AM (LOYwX)

604 Which one?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:07 AM (xSo9G)

Touche. This is the one I'm thinking of (third generation) though I would prefer a darker paint:
https://tinyurl.com/ydg6cxoc

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:14 AM (WavOm)

605 602 Logprof: would you rather live in 1968 or in 2068?

pasties, pasties, pasties!!
They're tasty AND sexy!! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:14 AM (km8m2)

--All right, I'm missing context. Do I need to see something in the 550+ posts I have not read?

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:15 AM (e7oj4)

606 There is a certain category of luxury car that does not age well. Back in the day, Chevy Monte Carlo and Chrysler Cordoba were typical. Some of the big BMW's and Mitsu's would likely fall in that class, too. They aren't real luxury cars with a prestigious brand, and strong dealer backing; they threes dressed up as nines. And when all the magic gimmick features start failing, they descend to beater status real quickly. And those are the sort of cars that fell prey to Cash For Clunkers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 12:15 AM (4FKb7)

607 Goodnight, Miss Adriane.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 27, 2018 12:16 AM (IcT7t)

608 I once helped push-start a Honda del Sol once.

I came to the conclusion that the rear spoiler was so you could push it around like a shopping cart.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2018 12:16 AM (2K6fY)

609 601 *yells from hallway*

Second generation MR2 Turbo!
Posted by: hogmartin at July 27, 2018 12:13 AM (y87Qq)

Ooo nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:16 AM (WavOm)

610 ...Mine would have been the 3000GT VR4.
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What happened to those? Where are the 944's, the Supra Turbo's, RX7's?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:00 AM (CDGwz)




The Mitsubishi and it's Dodge Avenger clone were two of the most impossible to maintain performance cars of their era.

1. Dense-pack engineering. Which means that there was technology stuffed into nearly every cubic inch of the engine bay, under the dash and many other odd spaces. You don't get a wrench in there to remove a part, without first removing sixteen other parts to GET TO the part you want to get to.

Actually, it was worse than I describe.

2. Infamous Mitsubishi "Quality", built in! (pssst... I think they learned Q.C. from Fiat?)


The 944 drivetrains held up well enough, but owners would ditch the car as the interiors decayed into dust. And they all decayed into dust. German "formulas" for making UV resistant interior polymers never too into account Southern USA heat and U.V. levels.

And all of the surviving RX-7s get snapped up by the serious Club Racers, and get thrashed to death.

From those three cars, I think the 944 was the best all around platform as a daily driver, and clearly had enough of the Porsche aura to it to hold respect, at least for the decade of it's production.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2018 12:17 AM (QzJWU)

611 There is a certain category of luxury car that does not age well. Back in the day, Chevy Monte Carlo and Chrysler Cordoba were typical.

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I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 12:17 AM (CSNuj)

612 The only from the go go 80's I would buy now if I had stupid expendable money to pimp out would be an 89 Grand National GNX.


I would totally bling out the motor and redo the interior to be more modern and comfortable.

That car was boss.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:18 AM (FquqN)

613 I know of a white 944 that has been sitting in the back lot of a Toyota dealership for months. It has never moved. One day might ask about it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 12:19 AM (aB+tO)

614 Wankels were famous for blowing seals. Explains the lifetime ban from Sea World.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 12:09 AM (CSNuj)

Heh. The red line on the tach was there for a reason. The rotary engine would easily exceed the redline RPM. Once.
Beyond the redline, the apex seals got into some sort of chatter vibration that destroyed them.
I would love to find me a Mazda Rotary pickup, but very few survive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 12:19 AM (4FKb7)

615 I once helped push-start a Honda del Sol once.

I rented a house with a del Sol driver once.

There were four of us.

Four guys. Four cars.

All had manual transmissions.

Posted by: statistical anomalies at July 27, 2018 12:20 AM (D/0xB)

616 OMG, this ridiculous Canadian liberal twerp is back on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:20 AM (e7oj4)

617 Best car I ever owned - '76 Mercedes Benz 300D. Bought mine with about 250k miles on it - barely broken-in - and absolutely loved the damned thing. Every drive in-town felt like I was in a parade. People would stop and wave as I drove by.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 12:21 AM (fA1SL)

618 I wonder how much of an effect cash for clunkers had on kids learning how to drive a standard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:22 AM (WavOm)

619 As a friend of mine pointed out, we already had a TV show about getting balls smashed, it just wasn't called "Owww My Balls", it was called "Jackass".

And "America's Funniest Home Videos" before that.

Posted by: mikeski at July 27, 2018 12:22 AM (P1f+c)

620 Kreplach, I just looked up the Grand National.

EVERY SINGLE ONE is black...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:22 AM (km8m2)

621 615 I once helped push-start a Honda del Sol once.

I rented a house with a del Sol driver once.

There were four of us.

Four guys. Four cars.

All had manual transmissions.
Posted by: statistical anomalies at July 27, 2018 12:20 AM (D/0xB)


I recently was in a bit of a crunch and had to buy a new car. Couldn't find a manual except on sports cars far out of my budget. Had to buy an auto transmission for the first time in decades.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 27, 2018 12:22 AM (h2Bdk)

622 Same with the Mitsubishi Starion.
Posted by: Berserker
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Should never have been built. A waste of good steel. Whatever happened to them, it was a blessing for the universe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:22 AM (CDGwz)

623 @614
The great ding about the wankel is that you and another guy could lift it out of the engine bay without using a hoist.

There were guys who would use a 5 gallon paint bucket as a stand to dissemble the motor and replace all of the APEX and other seals and springs in half a day.

Throw it back in and you were street racing at the Point that very evening.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:23 AM (FquqN)

624 I had to leave Hospice so I didn't make a scene. So fucken furious.

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:23 AM (eKIhS)

625 Hi Infidel! What happened???

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 12:23 AM (km8m2)

626 The only from the go go 80's I would buy now if I had stupid expendable money to pimp out would be an 89 Grand National GNX.


I would totally bling out the motor and redo the interior to be more modern and comfortable.

That car was boss.
Posted by: Kreplach


Great car but in 89 it was the pimp. Smacking all the bitches. In 1970 not so much. And this may start a new longbow crossbow debate.

Posted by: Muller at July 27, 2018 12:24 AM (DnZ5v)

627
OMG, this ridiculous Canadian liberal twerp is back on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at July 27, 2018 12:20 AM (e7oj4)

All Canadian Liberals are twerps, or worse. Can you be more specific?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 12:24 AM (4FKb7)

628 Best car I ever owned - '76 Mercedes Benz 300D. Bought mine with about 250k miles on it - barely broken-in - and absolutely loved the damned thing. Every drive in-town felt like I was in a parade. People would stop and wave as I drove by.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 12:21 AM (fA1SL)



Mine was a '77. The M-B 123 platform is still one of the best, ever.

But, I'd resto-mod one back to "like new", without the vacuum acutated climate, cruise and door lock system. I'm sure by now, the aftermarket has proper electric replacements for all those trouble prone bits.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

629 There is a certain category of luxury car that does not age well. Back in the day, Chevy Monte Carlo and Chrysler Cordoba were typical. Some of the big BMW's and Mitsu's would likely fall in that class, too. They aren't real luxury cars with a prestigious brand, and strong dealer backing; they threes dressed up as nines. And when all the magic gimmick features start failing, they descend to beater status real quickly. And those are the sort of cars that fell prey to Cash For Clunkers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 12:15 AM (4FKb7)

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I worked as the Service Dispatcher in a Cadfy dealer from '82 to '84. If I could have seen Cash for Clunkers coming, I could have made a freaking fortune off of those POS'. Not by trading them right then, but holding them for a year in someone elses name, as per the rules.

Those things were coming in for rings at 9k miles, and I'm talking Eldorados and Sevilles, pricey at 12k at that time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:25 AM (b3Pum)

630 Time for me. Think I'll go kiss the road Runner good night, we had us a good drive today followed by an icecream. And I DO miss those days.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2018 12:26 AM (S/hVx)

631 @620
GNX's were black, earlier Grand Nationals were a kind of grey color.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:27 AM (FquqN)

632 Night IGP.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:27 AM (WavOm)

633 Favorite Far Side Cartoon is the one about Mack the Knife.

Posted by: sinalco at July 27, 2018 12:29 AM (yODqO)

634 Goodnight IGP.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 12:29 AM (QfqyL)

635 So Fitz's TAO is getting a court-martial.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 12:29 AM (aB+tO)

636 G'nite, Irongrampa!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2018 12:30 AM (QzJWU)

637 Night IGP.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:30 AM (b3Pum)

638 The great ding about the wankel is that you and another guy could lift it out of the engine bay without using a hoist.

There
were guys who would use a 5 gallon paint bucket as a stand to dissemble
the motor and replace all of the APEX and other seals and springs in
half a day.

Throw it back in and you were street racing at the Point that very evening.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:23 AM (FquqN)

I don't know about them being light weight. I have handled a few, and found them heavy for their size. Piston engines have a fair bit of open space inside them. Rotaries are damned near solid metal. What is good about them, mass-wise, is that their center of gravity is low, right about even with the center line of the eccentric shaft. Which is good if you want a good-handling car.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 12:30 AM (4FKb7)

639
Same with the Mitsubishi Starion.

Posted by: Berserker

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Should never have been built. A waste of good steel. Whatever happened to them, it was a blessing for the universe.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:22 AM (CDGwz)

I had 2 of them. They went into the high miles with no problems. They were pretty advanced for the time. I had zero problems with them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2018 12:30 AM (9Om/r)

640 Goodnight Y'all

I'm sure fresh hell will be awaiting us in the morning.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:30 AM (FquqN)

641 I needed to go to work today. I noticed dad declined before I left when relief came in at 9:30 for the day. B and B just got here from HB, driving, this afternoon. Had nurses get dad in bed and reminded them about the bed alarm. He cant walk. went to dinner at 730 got back at 9. He was agitated. Nurse got his meds and he relaxed, he is now worse than this am. Went out to hall to speak with nurse, She went to get juice and I found dad out of bed barefoot in the bathroom shaking in the dark. The bed alarm wasn't on. Thank god he didn't fall.. I had to leave before I lost it. Fkn pissed.

He had what they think is a 'good day' and are talking about discharging him. If he falls and break a hip I may go ballistic. I have been there almost 24/7 since last fri. nite.

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:31 AM (eKIhS)

642 Night Kreplach.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:32 AM (WavOm)

643 Kreplach think positive.

Perhaps Hanoi Jane will finally reach room temperature.

Maxine Waters' Hair files for divorce.

Hillary shuts up.

You win the Mega Millions.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 12:34 AM (aB+tO)

644 The only from the go go 80's I would buy now if I had stupid expendable money to pimp out would be an 89 Grand National GNX.


I would totally bling out the motor and redo the interior to be more modern and comfortable.

That car was boss.
Posted by: Kreplach
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Is this where we discuss the rumored FBI version?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:34 AM (xSo9G)

645 That's rough Infidel. Hope things get better, or at least more manageable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:34 AM (WavOm)

646 off sock


Also my dad taught me how to push start a 60s Suburban with an automatic transmission. Can't do it with 4 guys pushing. But with another truck once you hit 20ish miles per hour. The torque converter would kick in and it would act like a manual transmission.

No clue if that's true in newer cars.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:35 AM (DnZ5v)

647 About that interactive map. I knew lived in a blue precinct but had no idea it was this bad since I live close to some red zones. Hillary 67%, Trump 28%.

Damn, this neighborhood is full of the leftist swine, And lots and lots of immigrants that, apparently, vote Dem despite being natural conservatives.

Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2018 12:35 AM (NbRJx)

648
I had 2 of them. They went into the high miles with no problems. They were pretty advanced for the time. I had zero problems with them.
Posted by: Berserker
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Experiences vary. In my case, it was the worst vehicle I've ever owned. Poorly engineered engine controls, poor brakes, bad front end geometry. Mind, that was just my experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 27, 2018 12:37 AM (xSo9G)

649 No clue if that's true in newer cars.
Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:35 AM (DnZ5v)

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This calls for a double blind study.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 12:38 AM (CSNuj)

650 I don't even want to know how Left my neighbor are

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 12:38 AM (is8Cu)

651 Damn, this neighborhood is full of the leftist swine, And lots and lots of immigrants that, apparently, vote Dem despite being natural conservatives.
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2018 12:35 AM

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You've been spending way too much on Halloween candy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 12:39 AM (CSNuj)

652 He had what they think is a 'good day' and are talking about discharging him. If he falls and break a hip I may go ballistic. I have been there almost 24/7 since last fri. nite.
Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:31 AM (eKIhS)

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Very sorry to hear, Infidel. Tell them exactly what you just told us.

Document it. That way you are on record.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:39 AM (b3Pum)

653 I want some of that kid in a ducky raincoat joy!

But I cannot regain innocence. Damn!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 27, 2018 12:40 AM (e1mEI)

654 Anna,

Yep.

Navy is court-martialing a lot of their officers nowadays.

Ramming a ship into another ship is a BFD, however.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 12:41 AM (qy1p+)

655 I was pleasantly surprised. The district I am in is pretty much just my apartment complex and some surrounding houses. Trump.

On the other hand, it is Kentucky and blue downtown Lexington is but a stone's throw away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 12:41 AM (WavOm)

656 Post-68? 1996 Fairlady Z.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 12:42 AM (UiRxW)

657 1968 for me.

No fault divorces were not nation wide. Courts used rule of law. Contracts enforced and valid. Immigration and naturalization act only 3 years old. The purchasing power of the dollar was 80% stronger than it is now. One income middle class families could own a home and have a large family. Feminism was not as bad. Great Jobs were plenty in America. Factory jobs were still here. No dumb trade policy. I could go on.... But 1968 FTW.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 12:45 AM (N9BA5)

658 Calm, Left a message. I have calmed down. nurse called me back. she called back, Said the issue has been addressed. I asked with whom did she address this and we suddenly had a bad connection. I will be there at 630 am before shift change to find out. Mean time looking for somewhere else. This may take a few more weeks. Seems he's not 'not actively dying' like they thought a few days ago. I'm sure my bro is not helping.

Prayers from the horde would be appreciated.

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:46 AM (eKIhS)

659 Raging wildfire threatens Redding, Shasta in Northern California, officials issue evacuation orders

https://krcrtv.com/watch

Incredible scenes of Carr Fire blowing up near Whiskeytown - Wednesday

https://bit.ly/2uVvE84

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 12:48 AM (YRXy3)

660 Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:31 AM (eKIhS)


I've been dealing with similar stuff with my Dad. He's home now but can't be left alone.

It has been going on for months after his head injury fall. Some family has been great. The home nurses do their job. But It is a sucky deal to be part of. Love Dad but going back to raising really big babies sucks.

I don't think I've mentioned this here before but may have if I was drinking.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:48 AM (DnZ5v)

661 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 12:45 AM (N9BA

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Man, I was a 2068 guy, but you've sold me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 12:48 AM (UiRxW)

662 Yeah especially when the Fitz and McCain were the third and fourth ships of the 7th Fleet damaged. Two Aegis cruisers managed to damage props before those cans failed to dodge slow merchies.

I hope the deadwood is being scoured off with holystone before we face another Savo Sound.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 12:48 AM (aB+tO)

663 It's been many years but we used to go to that Delores Restaurant (on Santa Monica, near the 405 exit) a few times a year. The last time, our waiter was a dead ringer for actor John Glover (Lionel Luthor on 'Smallville' but long after this) and I was tempted to ask but I was also reluctant because it would have been somewhat dreary to learn he wasn't making a living at acting.

Posted by: epobirs at July 27, 2018 12:50 AM (AJKgl)

664
Ramming a ship into another ship is a BFD, however.
Posted by: SMH


Just trying to push start it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:51 AM (IqV8l)

665 661 Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 12:45 AM (N9BA

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Man, I was a 2068 guy, but you've sold me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 12:48 AM (UiRxW)

*fistbump*

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 12:51 AM (N9BA5)

666 I don't think I've mentioned this here before but may have if I was drinking.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:48 AM (DnZ5v)


Nice to know I'm not alone. Even the hospital bed in the living room the closet bathroom is 30 feet down the hall at home. The only family left that is responsible is me and kidlet. Money is not the issue. Saftey is..

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:51 AM (eKIhS)

667 No clue if that's true in newer cars.
Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:35 AM (DnZ5v)

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This calls for a double blind study.
Posted by: Cicero


We were on dirt roads in the woods. So it may have been a double Beer study.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:53 AM (DnZ5v)

668 Was going to have linked the Far Side tweeter at Insty's but I see from his Twitter timeline that he's a leftie dick so no traffic hit from me.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2018 12:53 AM (Evws/)

669 Calm, Left a message. I have calmed down. nurse called me back. she called back, Said the issue has been addressed. I asked with whom did she address this and we suddenly had a bad connection. I will be there at 630 am before shift change to find out. Mean time looking for somewhere else. This may take a few more weeks. Seems he's not 'not actively dying' like they thought a few days ago. I'm sure my bro is not helping.

Prayers from the horde would be appreciated.
Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:46 AM (eKIhS)

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Prayers are still up, and never left. I am so sorry you are dealing with this. It should be a slam dunk. The fact that it is no longer js both amazjng, and terrifyingly indicative of our future Health care.

Be as well as you can, please.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:54 AM (b3Pum)

670 You can get anything you want
At Delores's Restaurant.

Posted by: emf at July 27, 2018 12:55 AM (Sqrkf)

671 Shit! I have GOT to start proofing my posts!

Y'all know what I mean.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 12:58 AM (b3Pum)

672
This calls for a double blind study.
Posted by: Cicero


Call Stevie Wonder and Ronnie Milsap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 01:00 AM (IqV8l)

673 Infidel --- I can't imagine how much this sucks.

Lemme know if you want to go for a shot and a beer.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 01:03 AM (UiRxW)

674 you local, yd?

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 01:06 AM (eKIhS)

675 Nice to know I'm not alone. Even the hospital bed in the living room the closet bathroom is 30 feet down the hall at home. The only family left that is responsible is me and kidlet. Money is not the issue. Saftey is..
Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 12:51 AM (eKIhS)


When my Dad got home this tool was a big deal getting him back to doing some things on his own.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycqt8ob5

Jokingly it's a handicapped stripper pole. But seriously if his upper body has some strength left. It is 2 things something to keep him from falling again even if you're there. And a great way to transition to a walker safely.


Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 01:07 AM (DnZ5v)

676 No clue if that's true in newer cars.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 12:35 AM (DnZ5v)

In order for a car with automatic transmission to be push-started, it has to have a "rear" pump that develops hydraulic pressure when the driveshaft is turning. The last time such pumps were commonplace was in the '60's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 01:07 AM (4FKb7)

677 On the other hand, it is Kentucky and blue downtown Lexington is but a stone's throw away.

Try throwing a few more stones every day.

It's good for the body and soul.

Posted by: Lexington assailed by plague of aerial granite! at July 27, 2018 01:09 AM (D/0xB)

678 So whomever bought the winning ticket at Ernie's Liquor in San Jose, CA is even richer than previously thought. The annuity is now $543 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:09 AM (aB+tO)

679 In order for a car with automatic transmission to be
push-started, it has to have a "rear" pump that develops hydraulic
pressure when the driveshaft is turning. The last time such pumps were
commonplace was in the '60's.


Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 01:07 AM (4FKb7)


Yeah, like the big ass Imperials had. Probably need a tank to push start those.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 27, 2018 01:11 AM (9Om/r)

680 Ow, My BallsJackassAmerica's Funniest. And then, there is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPjScfdUlP0

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 27, 2018 01:13 AM (8ZmvG)

681 Hey there, Cosmic Charlie?

I was just informed about your doubt about veracity. I missed that first post @261.

Simple answer:

1. Don't contribute

B. I am a sceptic. I get it.


B. The link in my nic goes to an email address only. It is the first line in a situation any Moron knows is the case. The rest of that link is noise.

Special emphasis on #1.

Be well, and enjoy your lurking.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 01:13 AM (b3Pum)

682 x-ray, his upper body is not strong enough. Seems to come and go hourly. nurse even said she sees changes during her 12 hrs shift. Seems like a good nurse, someone is not doing their job. Didn't know I was supposed to oversee their jobs, tho. I damn sure will now. That's wht you get when u trust.

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 01:14 AM (eKIhS)

683 *facepalms*

Baen is going to offer challenge coins.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:15 AM (aB+tO)

684 I'm out. thanks for letting me vent horde!

Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 01:15 AM (eKIhS)

685 Take care Infidel and be well.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:17 AM (aB+tO)

686 Night Infidel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 27, 2018 01:20 AM (WavOm)

687 Yes, take care, Infidel, and along with your father too.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2018 01:20 AM (Evws/)

688 I hope the deadwood is being scoured off with holystone before we face another Savo Sound. Posted by: Anna Puma

I'm afraid Honda Point is a better comparison.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 27, 2018 01:21 AM (8ZmvG)

689 683 *facepalms*

Baen is going to offer challenge coins.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:15 AM (aB+tO)


https://www.baen.com/pressrelease-challengecoins

Posted by: The Space Hat at July 27, 2018 01:21 AM (itfg0)

690 Yeah, like the big ass Imperials had. Probably need a tank to push start those.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division


We were having the parts for a pole barn delivered to our cabin in the woods. Semi truck got stuck part way in a ditch. The 1975 Powerwagon got him out. Screwed up my yank strap. But I was sure we were going to have to call (driving to town) professionals.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 01:21 AM (DnZ5v)

691 Yes, take care, Infidel, and along with your father too.


Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2018 01:20 AM (Evws/)

Likewise from me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 01:21 AM (4FKb7)

692 Prayers up Infidel!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 01:22 AM (km8m2)

693 https://www.baen.com/pressrelease-challengecoins

Posted by: The Space Hat at July 27, 2018 01:21 AM (itfg0)

The ones to be sold in aid of veterans sound laudable enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 01:24 AM (4FKb7)

694 Yeah Honda Point was a stupendously stupid cock-up that cost the US Navy seven destroyers and damaged two others.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:25 AM (aB+tO)

695 I am burnt out on challenge coins because the Air Force went stupid with them. Everyone got into the game. Not just units. Each AFSC seemed to have a coin. Heck in my collection I even have a challenge coin that was issued for one of my unit's C-17s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:30 AM (aB+tO)

696 The fleet at "Destroyer Rock" was caught between two technologies, as often happens in our gee-whiz age. There were radio nav signals, but they weren't yet trustworthy in darkness and fog. And they were on simulated war maneuvers, so could not slow way down for lead-line soundings. Dead reckoning by RPM's was thrown off -- who knew? -- by rogue currents from the Tokyo earthquake the week before. Fate was the Hunter. 23 dead.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 27, 2018 01:31 AM (8ZmvG)

697 I have family just evacuated from their home bcz of the fire. She has lung issues so this is not good. Plus she was selling her house for medical care and downsizing, and it is touch and go on whether her house will be spared.

I don't usually ask for prayer, but please pray for this if one is so inclined. Pray for rain too I think. Fire is only 10 percent contained.

Thank you.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 27, 2018 01:32 AM (ezX5B)

698 x-ray, his upper body is not strong enough. Seems to come and go hourly. nurse even said she sees changes during her 12 hrs shift. Seems like a good nurse, someone is not doing their job. Didn't know I was supposed to oversee their jobs, tho. I damn sure will now. That's wht you get when u trust.
Posted by: Infidel at July 27, 2018 01:14 AM (eKIhS)


Not sure what got your dad there. Mine had a fall and the Docs were all worried about seizures. The meds the gave him to protect from that possibility had him weak and sleeping 20 hours a day. Once those meds were removed we saw a great improvement. In both holding a conversation and his strength. And by stregth he can get out of bed or his chair to the bathroom with no assistance.

If he's on anti seizure meds I can look up the specific ones if that helps.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 01:33 AM (DnZ5v)

699 The question was "would you rather spend the rest of your life in 1968" so I assume every year would be 1968 and you wouldn't have to worry about the 70s or 80s or whatever.

Could I have June 1, 1986 to September 5, 1986 on a "Groundhog Day"-loop?

That would be awesome. Thanks!

Posted by: Chuck C at July 27, 2018 01:34 AM (YTxkQ)

700 >>>"A(n) x of clitorides"

Solve for x.

* A synonym for "collective noun", in the context of animals, is "term of venery" so we're kind of looking for a term of venereal venery.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)

A snatch of clitorides.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 01:35 AM (CwOPz)

701 Isaac Kappy, who called out Seth Green for being a Satanic Pedophile and is/was friends with him, is naming more Hollywood satanic pedophile names live. He says sue me if I'm lying

Live on Lift The Veil YouTube channel!!!

Names Tom Hanks, Stephen Speilberg. Seth Green, Mcallie Kauken (Home alone kid).

Holy fuck!!!

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 01:36 AM (N9BA5)

702 I thought Ho Lee Fuk was the name of a Malaysian pilot on the plane that vanished.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:38 AM (aB+tO)

703 What a brave Hollywood madman saying Hollywood is infested with blood rituals, Satanism, and pedophilia. Cults it a wide spread cult!!! He is naming names and says sue me if I'm lying! Says everybody is afraid but want to come out. People get killed over this shit all the time!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptUibkKRWRM

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 01:39 AM (N9BA5)

704 This is a Prayers for Teh Horde kind o' nite.

So zen, ziss is the time at Sprockets, ven ve pray.

*break*


And humor aside... the Horde wields an amazing Hammer of Prayer.

I'll add my meager efforts, even now.

*Platypus*

*Infidel*



Prayers OUT. Fired for effect.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2018 01:41 AM (QzJWU)

705 Seth Green opened up a secret room behind a bookshelf and said this is where we keep the children. Seth Green told him we need to talk about chicken and told him he was a pedophile.

He said to watch for the symbols. It's how they signal to each other.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 01:41 AM (N9BA5)

706 Oyasumi. Need to do some more world building and sorting out the tech that underlay's Nancy's adventures.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:42 AM (aB+tO)

707 This may sound bad. And in no way do I want people to quit telling their stories of hardship. But it often highlights how my "BIG" problems are small. I for some unknown reason am blessed.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 01:43 AM (DnZ5v)

708 He wants them to take him to court!!! Brass balls on this man

Dan Schinder is a pedophile.

Parents sell kids to Hollywood for money. Very common.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 01:44 AM (N9BA5)

709 706 Oyasumi. Need to do some more world building and sorting out the tech that underlay's Nancy's adventures.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:42 AM (aB+tO)

Is Lena Dunham involved?.her archetype maybe?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 01:45 AM (N9BA5)

710 Anna, have you seen this? Jet pack that runs on aviation fuel gas turbines and not hydrazine



And he has a water landing.

https://youtu.be/NCWqm_is95s

Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2018 01:46 AM (2K6fY)

711 Stephen Cobert is a pedophile and is best friends with John Podesta. Stephen Colbert is disgusting

They are all hiding things and never thought they would get caught!!

Media is not covering it. Information is out there but must work to get it.

They are losing control and are freaking out.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 01:48 AM (N9BA5)

712 When this Suburban hits twenty two miles per hour ... you're going to see some serious shit.

Posted by: Doc Brown at July 27, 2018 01:49 AM (rnAwa)

713 And he has a water landing.

https://youtu.be/NCWqm_is95s


Posted by: Kindltot at July 27, 2018 01:46 AM (2K6fY)

Water landings can be had with trebuchet flights, too. Just ask.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 01:51 AM (4FKb7)

714 Night all. Courtesy of the Horde, I csn actually sleep a full night. Be well all. First time in about a month.

Tim

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 01:51 AM (b3Pum)

715 Goodnight all, thanks for the great chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 27, 2018 01:54 AM (km8m2)

716 When this Suburban hits twenty two miles per hour ... you're going to see some serious shit.
Posted by: Doc Brown


True my 12 year old head almost hit the dashboard when the torque converter kicked in. Can I sue my dad for not making us wear seat belts?

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 01:54 AM (DnZ5v)

717 Knowing the limiting factor of a rule or principle is the difference between a liberal and a conservative.

Should it happen that an AI machine become as terrible and powerful as Skynet, it might be that it has no limiting factor on the number of paper clips it needs to acquire.

https://wiki.lesswrong.com/wiki/Paperclip_maximizer

Animated Microsoft Paperclip: I see you are trying to take over the world. Would you like help with this?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2018 01:57 AM (rnAwa)

718 It's Dead Jim.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 02:05 AM (DnZ5v)

719 I am around for a few hours yet, but taking my midnite lunch break right now. BBIAB

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 02:11 AM (4FKb7)

720 The Washington Pundit is naming pedo names. Source is the head/former head of the Barack Obama Foundation which was Malik I believe. Shit is really hitting the fan. They are getting ready to punish a large article and are name dropping on Twitter. It's funny because nobody has gotten sued since Wikikeaks busted open PedoGate. Really makes you think.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TWPundit

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 02:14 AM (N9BA5)

721 But it often highlights how my "BIG" problems are small. I for some unknown reason am blessed.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 01:43 AM (DnZ5v)

---
THIS.

my life is a mess.

then i go to the VA...

it's still a mess, but damn, it's not a disaster.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 27, 2018 02:18 AM (LOYwX)

722 THIS.

my life is a mess.

then i go to the VA...

it's still a mess, but damn, it's not a disaster.
Posted by: redc1c4


I'm not as much of a Saint as I should be. But my ex was a Vet. Visiting the VA when she had med stuff was always a humbling experience.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 02:26 AM (DnZ5v)

723 721 Q said something big was coming out this month
See Vox Day

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 27, 2018 02:36 AM (9TR2V)

724 Arctic Monkeys, Tranquility Base

https://youtu.be/mXuUAtAtMtM

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2018 02:37 AM (rnAwa)

725 Growing up in my family. We always had food. Maybe not what I wanted Liver and onions, canned salmon loaf and lima beans. We weren't poor but Dad never let us feel rich. We also always had heat in the winter. My Dad worked us every weekend. I at that time hated him for that. Later I learned that work makes you whole.

Posted by: X-Ray at July 27, 2018 02:40 AM (DnZ5v)

726 724 721 Q said something big was coming out this month
See Vox Day
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at July 27, 2018 02:36 AM (9TR2V)

Neonrevolt

Crazydaysandnights

JustinformedTalk YouTube channel

http://irc.qclearancearchive.net

Enjoy the show! Pray for justice! Wake the normies.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 27, 2018 02:44 AM (N9BA5)

727 Somebody needs to buy Burke a ticket to Hollywood

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 02:56 AM (is8Cu)

728 why do you never have to ask anybody if they are from texass. because they will tell you.

Posted by: wammo at July 27, 2018 03:25 AM (o3CSx)

729 https://hooktube.com/watch?v=fLU_IYflUkQ

for wammo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 03:50 AM (4FKb7)

730 Well, it looks like we found the end of the hole. Means I get to go home tomorrow, well, this afternoon, I guess.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 04:00 AM (4FKb7)

731 What's the guess on zuck's future ?

Retire at 35 ?

Become CEO of another company ?

Create new tech?


Buy startups ?

Venture fund ?

Go full on Musk ? Make electric trains ?

Politics ?

"Philanthropy" ? soros style ? Or more Tom steyer...?

Thanks in advance

Posted by: Vegas bookie's dad's son at July 27, 2018 04:09 AM (O4cUV)

732 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 04:11 AM (pHfeF)

733 Crap it's 1 already... dad's gonna kill me

Posted by: Vega's bookie's dad's son at July 27, 2018 04:12 AM (O4cUV)

734 In 45 minutes Friday practice starts for F-1 Hungarian grand prix

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 04:14 AM (pHfeF)

735 Communist States of America in 'undeclared state of siege' as hooded gunmen rule the streets
https://bit.ly/2K5g92o

July 26, 2035 04:51 PM
Updated 8 hours 1 minute ago

CINCINNATI, OHIO
They ride in the back of Toyota double-cabin pickup trucks, assault rifles slung over their shoulders. No one knows their identities. They always wear black ski masks or hoods.

The gunmen - between 10,000 and 15,000 of them, according to some estimates - are part of a recently formed paramilitary force protecting the continued rule of President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez against a three-month-old civilian uprising. Their main tactic is terror. They conduct roundups, fire at protesters, carry out dark-of-night raids and menace the population.

The Pro-Human Rights Association of Communist States of America said Thursday that paramilitary forces have conducted 540,900 "kidnappings" and disappearances of citizens since the uprising began April 18. The group said it has tallied 9,500 killings since July 11.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 04:19 AM (YRXy3)

736 GDP comes out at what 8;30 ur time ? Should be a hoot

Posted by: V b d s at July 27, 2018 04:19 AM (O4cUV)

737 Emailing Kurt Eichenwald for clarification of the *Whats going on here* item.

Posted by: socalcon at July 27, 2018 04:21 AM (WAnre)

738 Morning, daywalkers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 04:21 AM (4FKb7)

739 Emailing Kurt Eichenwald for clarification of the *Whats going on here* item.

Posted by: socalcon at July 27, 2018 04:21 AM (WAnre)

Can you make the image strobe? he likes that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 04:23 AM (4FKb7)

740 ur time ? Should be a hoot

Posted by: V b d s at July 27, 2018 04:19 AM (O4cUV)

ur time? Fuck that. Nineveh Daylight Time for the win.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 04:25 AM (4FKb7)

741 I thought it was yesterday and thats why President Trump was having a rally but then understood it wasn't the reason.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 04:25 AM (pHfeF)

742 Kurt won't let a little thing like epilepsy keep him from his tentacle porn.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2018 04:43 AM (rnAwa)

743 Seems the argument is going to be Twitter is a private company and so can regulate their users as they see fit.




Good thing they are not trying to get out of a gay wedding cake

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 04:46 AM (pHfeF)

744 Tell me if I'm wrong but is it incorrect to say fb,twitter,... etc primarily offer the ability/possibility to stroke egos?

I mean msg apps have been forever. Yay now with pic sharing , whoo!

S t r o k e E g o s

It not so much evil maybe - but that kinda is the definition of taking advantage of and promoting common human frailties.

This is a race to the bottom u see. Lefties are st the helm.

Side note: first saw this before cared about politics. Had MTV on while studying. Spring break fest ? Dancing half nakedness for a week straight. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against half naked women but I was like "who t f watches this" ( I usually had on trauma ER or some VHS movie for the 101 time ).

--- then, month or 2 later, non stop "get out the vote" concerts whatever. There message was:

" Vote just to Vote"

I was like 'what's wrong with this picture' ? So yeah that's when I first saw those guys were playing a whole other game.

1) Decided that moment I was of the opinion uninformed people should abstain from voting out of a sense of civic duty.

Didn't vote myself till round #2 (after I saw men in suits staring out their office window having to choose between ending up extra thin or extra crispy).

2) Decided that moment either no one was running this ship or they had no clue what they are doing

Skipping ahead... went back to real life / work or tried at least. Then,

3) "We" voted in a smooth talking scheister promising no less than robbing peter to pay Paul so Paul would vote for him and his ilk in perpetuity and .... to fundamentally transform the US (basically that's sedition).

And so on.... and it was clear ... utterly blatantly crystal clear:

Me
You
Us

We were being "removed", systematically, culturally, genetically.
And they knew exactly what they were doing the whole time - and whoever was supposed to be defending our flanks was either dumb or in on it.

(*)=>we were over run

Survival dictates salvage what u can and believe me my survival instincts were kicking in in 2009 ... I may have only been and still am 29 but I ain't no French man.

But others thought that was crazy talk. So here where are today ... now at least ace is on my side but "we no longer have the balls". That maybe true and maybe then true those ballless never did. I have no plans to storm a beach by my lonesome but I know a few states that are adjacent and not landlocked that might be ripe for "gentrifying" as the left likes to say.

One can dream right ?

--- hmm...
What an interesting brief history i just typed... I literally had to scroll up to remember what the hell I started this post with and how i got here. Maybe there is something in the water.

Posted by: V b d s at July 27, 2018 04:46 AM (O4cUV)

745 Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack faces the Kraken

https://youtu.be/kfbLq2GWkz0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 27, 2018 04:49 AM (rnAwa)

746 Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 04:19 AM (YRXy3)

Fortunately Cortez' goons aren't driving American pickup trucks. I wouldn't want them to sully my company's good name.

Posted by: clutch at July 27, 2018 04:58 AM (kiSdp)

747 F-1 Friday practice has started on ESPN 2

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 05:03 AM (pHfeF)

748 Eventually Alexandra Ocasia Commie supporters will be riding in the back of Toyota pickups with AK-47s

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 05:05 AM (pHfeF)

749 Eventually Alexandra Ocasia Commie supporters will be riding in the back of Toyota pickups with AK-47s

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 05:05 AM (pHfeF)

Prior to decorating lamp posts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 05:06 AM (4FKb7)

750 My favorite Far Side is the view of the psychiatrist writing notes with his patient on the couch, and on the pad is written, "Just Plain Nuts!"

Although, I'm sure that's no longer politically correct.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 27, 2018 05:10 AM (rdl6o)

751 I cannot fall asleep! It must be the fault of this horrible mattress, I should really get a new one.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 05:18 AM (QfqyL)

752 Prior to becoming partial cremains in the smoldering wreckage of their burned out convoy.

FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 27, 2018 05:18 AM (mahnP)

753 And I also like Tarsntula coffeehouse with the spider reading the poem, "Step On Me!"

Step on me,
Step on me,
Step on me.

Get a shovel!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 27, 2018 05:19 AM (rdl6o)

754 and, on that cheerful note, i'm for bed.

hasta, y'all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 27, 2018 05:19 AM (mahnP)

755 Sebastian Gorka equated socialism to zombies, it keeps getting killed yet returns from the dead.
Communism has killed more people yet people keep gravitating to it like a bug to a light.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 05:22 AM (pHfeF)

756 'Night red!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 05:23 AM (QfqyL)

757 If you're part of the politburo, life is pretty damn good! Otherwise, it's a pretty dreary:-(

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 27, 2018 05:27 AM (rdl6o)

758 Damn

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 27, 2018 05:27 AM (rdl6o)

759 'Night Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 05:28 AM (QfqyL)

760 The gunmen - between 10,000 and 15,000 of them, according to some estimates - are part of a recently formed paramilitary force protecting the continued rule of President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez against a three-month-old civilian uprising.

She's at best a potential enabler, not a dictator. She's an imbecile, and only European royalty could get away with being imbecilic despots. El Presidente Cortez would get an icepick to the back of her neck before her first week was out. She doesn't exactly inspire respect.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 27, 2018 05:29 AM (NDlpU)

761 Have a good day horde, off to work.

And no it might not be Friday in the usual sense.

Posted by: Skip at July 27, 2018 05:31 AM (pHfeF)

762 Morning, Horde.

Night, surfperch.

Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2018 05:33 AM (cHbmY)

763 Can anyone PLEASE tell me what character sets work on this blog?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 27, 2018 05:35 AM (rdl6o)

764 Eventually Alexandra Ocasia Commie supporters will be riding in the back of Toyota pickups with AK-47s

The Toyotas that break the camshaft?

Posted by: clutch at July 27, 2018 05:36 AM (kiSdp)

765 Can anyone PLEASE tell me what character sets work on this blog?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 27, 2018 05:35 AM (rdl6o)

The ones you find on a normal English-language keyboard, mostly. There are ways of posting special characters, but it can be tedious. tiresome

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 27, 2018 05:38 AM (4FKb7)

766 >>> Can anyone PLEASE tell me what character sets work on this blog?

Pixy will have it fixed in the 0.8 release.

Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2018 05:39 AM (cHbmY)

767 The lunar eclipse will not be seen in New Hampshire.

I'm hoping to photograph the sunset/moonrise from a hilltop near Mt. Washington, but the weather forecast isn't looking good. I'll have to bring rain gear and optimism.

Posted by: fluffy at July 27, 2018 05:45 AM (cHbmY)

768 Thagspeak. That's what we use here. Ugh?

Posted by: Eromero at July 27, 2018 05:46 AM (zLDYs)

769 > Can anyone PLEASE tell me what character sets work on this blog?

Pixy will have it fixed in the 0.8 release.
Posted by: fluffy

In two weeks

Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 05:53 AM (LnUJw)

770 Morning.

I looked at the election map. I can see I'm living on Red Island here in No. Ill. This county was always a Republican one. But with all of the transplants from Cook county to get away from "them", I guess that has changed.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:06 AM (8ikIW)

771 I'm kind of piecing together what probably will happen with the new upper
decker being vomited forth by Mueller from that snake Cohen that Trump
knew of and approved the meeting with the Russian lawyer that Don Jr
attended.


There is nothing illegal about any part of the meeting and even if Trump lied he wasn't interviewed about it in any official or legal forum or under oath, BUT....

Don Jr
was interviewed by Mueller's team probably under oath and said his father had no
advanced knowledge of the meeting, Cohen's testimony will contradict that
so Mueller is going to charge Don Jr with lying to investigators and
obstructing justice more commonly known as process crimes with no other underlying crime.

Doesn't matter if there is no one else to corroborate Cohen's testimony, Don Jr will be charged and indicted, the process is the crime and will put the screws to Trump ala Flynn when Mueller threatened his son.


What is going on is as antithetical to justice as can be imagined.


Jeff Sessions is a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 06:10 AM (FquqN)

772 Mornin' y'all
Happy Friday!

Posted by: wing at July 27, 2018 06:20 AM (RSMz4)

773 My nephew had moved to Phoenix last year. I'm looking at the temps for there right now. Holy tire melt. 107 to 110 degrees for the next 7 days. And evidently that dry heat is a load of crap. The dew point is right around 60, which means it still feels hotter then it is.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

774 G'Mornin', Horde.

Has anyone ever wondered what the left would do if we simply ignored them? Because what they're shouting isn't worthy of any attention.

If we tuned them out, maybe they'd shrink into their megaphones, a la "Angie Baby". h/t Helen Reddy

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:25 AM (Wg5rG)

775 Has anyone ever wondered what the left would do if we simply ignored them? Because what they're shouting isn't worthy of any attention.


I try to ignore them. I'll be at my family reunion this weekend. A few nutters in the crew. I hope they keep their mouths shut. One of them (inlaw) seems to have a problem with that after a few drinks though

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)

776 @772

Based on the rumblings coming out of team traitor, our happiness will be short lived.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 06:29 AM (FquqN)

777
Don Jr

was interviewed by Mueller's team probably under oath and said his father had no

advanced knowledge of the meeting, Cohen's testimony will contradict that

so Mueller is going to charge Don Jr with lying to investigators and

obstructing justice more commonly known as process crimes with no other underlying crime.

Doesn't
matter if there is no one else to corroborate Cohen's testimony, Don Jr
will be charged and indicted, the process is the crime and will put the
screws to Trump ala Flynn when Mueller threatened his son.


What is going on is as antithetical to justice as can be imagined.Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 06:10 AM (FquqN)


Yeah, I can see the Republican Marine pulling this shit. You did a good job of laying it out. A non-issue becomes a felony charge. Because he can. And the white noise from the fakemedia will be deafening. Worse than now.

Muller is a slimy lizard. Hanging with a pack of slimy lizards. The concept of law left the building a long time ago. He has no human soul. It died a long time ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 27, 2018 06:34 AM (UsCnO)

778 Saw some of the SF wanting to ban the free lunch at some companies.
I wonder what will happen to the restaurant/cafeteria employees that the company hires to run the cafeteria?

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)

779 That's pretty much what I'm doing, Bruce. While the left is out there screaming its head off I'm living life without them. Life's too precious to waste it on these thugs.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (Wg5rG)

780 Morning all.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (5XjUi)

781 Has anyone ever wondered what the left would do if we simply ignored them? Because what they're shouting isn't worthy of any attention.

Leftist media, certainly. I wish R politicians would learn this. And as mentioned yesterday, leftists on twitter should be blocked, if only to mess with their shadowbanning protocol.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 27, 2018 06:36 AM (NDlpU)

782 That's pretty much what I'm doing, Bruce. While the left is out there screaming its head off I'm living life without them. Life's too precious to waste it on these thugs.
Posted by: creeper

As my dad would say, some people would complain if they hung with a new rope

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:37 AM (8ikIW)

783 GOT hung with a new rope

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:38 AM (8ikIW)

784 'morning, Horde.On this day in 1951, I was born.Thank God I stayed alive long enough to see America Great Again! I sure would have been pissed had I died during the Reign of King Putt.

Posted by: itsacookbook at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (yPxXc)

785 Another cool day here. Windows are open and I can hear the hummingbirds talking

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW)

786 'morning, Horde.On this day in 1951, I was born.Thank God I stayed alive long enough to see America Great Again! I sure would have been pissed had I died during the Reign of King Putt.
Posted by: itsacookbook

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)

787 @777

Yeah, if you can imagine the most underhanded and corrupt courses of action, then you can figure out what these POS will do next.

The corruption and criminality we are witnessing in real time is breathtaking.

Jeff Sessions is a disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 06:40 AM (FquqN)

788 Good morning
Great ONT Weird Dave
Really enjoyed The Far Side memories.
TGIF

Posted by: Iris at July 27, 2018 06:41 AM (6lKe4)

789 Trap report...
Baited it with a Buffalo wing last night. This morning the trap is tripped and the wing is gone but there's nobody inside. Darn. 'Coons 1, creep 0.

Bear's back on the hill. Lots of barking and nervous cats. Need bigger trsp.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:42 AM (Wg5rG)

790 Posted by: itsacookbook at July 27, 2018 06:39 AM (yPxXc)

....

Let's see....1951.....to 2000 makes....plus 18 more.....so you are.....29 years old today!

Happy 29th Birthday!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2018 06:43 AM (VJvjC)

791 Hummingbird wars will commence here shortly. Scrappy little birds.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:44 AM (Wg5rG)

792 Hummingbird wars will commence here shortly. Scrappy little birds.
Posted by: creeper

We've got one that guards the feeder against all she does not like. We call her the Bully. Any bird that does come by or feeds is a female. We have no idea why there isn't at least one male.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

793 Happy, happy birthday, itsacookbook. May you celebrate many more.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:48 AM (Wg5rG)

794 I like the analogy that someone posted yesterday about FB.
People are getting tired of looking at other peoples vacation pictures

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)

795 702
I thought Ho Lee Fuk was the name of a Malaysian pilot on the plane that vanished.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 01:38 AM (aB+tO)

No, he was one of those Asiana Airline pilots that crashed at SFO a few years back. As you may remember, a local SF news anchor reported the four Chinese pilots on a live broadcast, and this guy was one of the names. Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, and Bang Ding Ow were reported to be the three other pilots. No, really. Confirmed by the NTSB. Unlike CNN, they did later issue a correction.

starts at :43
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BejQuI3lH9M

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (UsCnO)

796 I have your male here, Bruce. He's a ruby-throat who parks in a tree near the feeder snd chases away all comers.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:50 AM (Wg5rG)

797 I have your male here, Bruce. He's a ruby-throat who parks in a tree near the feeder snd chases away all comers.
Posted by: creeper

We've had the feeder up for about 6 years. We have never seen a male. There are about 4 females that feed. One little one that we assume is the new one from this year.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

798 Happy birthday, itsacookbook! : )

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (HWisp)

799 Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

Feminist hummingbirds!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (n9EOP)

800 The hummers also are exploring the flowers in the pots we have on the deck. They are amazing to watch

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

801 People are getting tired of looking at other peoples vacation pictures

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)

To be fair, it beats feeding your cats!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at July 27, 2018 06:55 AM (n9EOP)

802 Another month to go and then it's time to bump up the sugar in the mix and get these little thing fattened up for the long commute before winter hits

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:55 AM (8ikIW)

803 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 06:56 AM (V+Su2)

804 778
Saw some of the SF wanting to ban the free lunch at some companies.

I wonder what will happen to the restaurant/cafeteria employees that the company hires to run the cafeteria?

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)

The software companies in the PacNW that offer on campus dining do it because of the productivity increases. Less time traveling to lunch means more of the day to get more work done. Also, it extends to breakfast, so employees can start earlier because decent food is ready for them at work. It isn't about the Subway around the block.

But the Socialists are our superiors, so shut up.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 27, 2018 06:58 AM (UsCnO)

805 I watched one back away frim the feeder...yes, in reverse...shoot his beak out and pluck a pesky gnat out of the air. The flying backward thing is hard to believe.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 06:58 AM (Wg5rG)

806 Can anyone PLEASE tell me what character sets work on this blog?

Best answer I have gotten so far and supported by many hours minutes of posting, is "NONE!"

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at July 27, 2018 06:59 AM (n9EOP)

807 Russian chess chick is gooble's doodle this morning. Or maybe she's Chessnyick they all look the same to me.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2018 06:59 AM (UdKB7)

808 To be fair, it beats feeding your cats!
Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar

Heh! My wife's friend (who was always opinionated) who she friended on FB early on, turned out to be a hair on fire SJW that everything is wrong everyday of the week type person. Wife unfollowed her. Wife just wants FB for the vacation pics, what the kids are up to that kind of crap.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

809 Russian chess chick is gooble's doodle this morning. Or maybe she's Chessnyick they all look the same to me.
Posted by: f'd

I saw that. It's her 114th birthday, but they don't tell you where to send a card.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (8ikIW)

810 "The flying backward thing is hard to believe."

Snake doctors do that. (dragonflies)

Posted by: Case Zzyzx at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (2AmoJ)

811 @807 Proof of GOOGLE/RUSSIA COLLUSION!!!11!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 27, 2018 07:01 AM (NL6wI)

812 "I saw that. It's her 114th birthday, but they don't tell you where to send a card."

Leave it to gooble to put up a Ruskie on Donut Day.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2018 07:03 AM (UdKB7)

813 "Has anyone ever wondered what the left would do if we simply ignored them? "

Yes. Republicans have tried that for 50 years. They'll take over our culture. Ignore them at your peril.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (H8QX8)

814 oh it's not actually donut day it's Krispy Kreme's birthday.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2018 07:04 AM (UdKB7)

815 Happy Birthday itsacookbook!

Posted by: Iris at July 27, 2018 07:06 AM (6lKe4)

816 807 if you type "google" when Bing is your default, your top result is a message from MS/Bing that says
"Why go there when you can search right here?"

cracks me up

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 27, 2018 07:06 AM (hMwEB)

817
Hey! The lights that are out spelled "dolores"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2018 07:07 AM (XdWyA)

818 Good morning! Where's the coffee? There ain't none here.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 27, 2018 07:09 AM (ZYcR0)

819 "Senior figures in the Turnbull Government have told the ABC they believe the United States is prepared to bomb Iran's nuclear facilities, perhaps as early as next month, and that Australia is poised to help identify possible targets."

https://tinyurl.com/yc6m989h

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (HWisp)

820 "Has anyone ever wondered what the left would do if we simply ignored them? "

They tried to ignore the Nazis also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (V+Su2)

821 Dan Smoot's Apprentice, you can't reason with them. There don't appear to be many options left.

Growing weary of the nonstop barrage of lies and more discouraged every day to realize that it will probably never stop...that this is our way of life for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (Wg5rG)

822 People are getting tired of looking at other peoples vacation pictures

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 06:49 AM

To be fair, it beats feeding your cats!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at July 27, 2018 06:55 AM
(n9EOP)


Facebook's biggest problem is that no one under 25 uses it. Facebook is where your mom, your Pastor, your employer all hang out. It's not hip and it's not trendy.

Basically, it's a dead platform.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (VJvjC)

823 "Senior figures in the Turnbull Government have told the ABC they believe the United States is prepared to bomb Iran's nuclear facilities, perhaps as early as next month, and that Australia is poised to help identify possible targets."

https://tinyurl.com/yc6m989h
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (HWisp)

Sounds a load of bullshit to me...How exactly is Australia going to help us identify Targets? They have some new super secret radar? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (V+Su2)

824 "Senior figures in the Turnbull Government have told the ABC they believe the United States is prepared to bomb Iran's nuclear facilities, perhaps as early as next month, and that Australia is poised to help identify possible targets."

https://tinyurl.com/yc6m989h
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:10 AM (HWisp)


Oh also didn't Turnbull first work for Senator Pat Geary from Nevada?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:13 AM (V+Su2)

825 It's ABC...lol.

But it is interesting, from a wtf pov.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:13 AM (HWisp)

826 OMG. It's time to make the donuts.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 27, 2018 07:14 AM (N3bcs)

827 That street-by-street voting map is creepy. So much for secret ballots. Stasi reference guide, perfect.

Posted by: Gem at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (XoAz8)

828 How exactly is Australia going to help us identify Targets? They have some new super secret radar? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Dumb Iranians forgot to camo the underparts of their facilities. From where Australia is, they can look down and see them plain as day

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 07:15 AM (8ikIW)

829 North Korea:

Remains of 55 US soldiers killed in North Korea being returned to US soil by Kim Jong-un

North Korea transferred 55 small, flag-draped cases carrying the suspected remains of U.S. soldiers killed in the Korean War on Friday, officials said, a first step in implementing an agreement reached in a landmark summit in June.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya4wpv49

Posted by: m at July 27, 2018 07:16 AM (CwOPz)

830 Gulf of Tonkin ??
What will happen to gas prices if Iran is bombed ? What will Iran do to retaliate ? Will this tend to unite Iranians who are already nit so happy with their government ? Will this take the heat off Trump ?

Posted by: Comrade at July 27, 2018 07:16 AM (IC2vU)

831
Facebook's biggest problem is that no one under 25 uses it. Facebook is where your mom, your Pastor, your employer all hang out. It's not hip and it's not trendy.

Basically, it's a dead platform.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2018 07:11 AM (VJvjC)

So what's the under-25 cohort using?

Posted by: Gem at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (XoAz8)

832 Snapchat, Instagram, etc.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:19 AM (HWisp)

833 Wasn't Snapchat the one where a Kardashian said she never looks at that anymore and the company's value plummeted immediately?

Posted by: Gem at July 27, 2018 07:22 AM (XoAz8)

834 We had our morning excitement. Dolly, our 4 year old Brittany, was excitedly nosing around her dogloo. Of course I had to lift it, expecting a squirrel or chipmunk (one of the critters that chewed through the heater cable I have to repair/replace in her dogloo).

Well, we beheld a baby skunk! Tiny thing that would fit in the palm of my hand. She was on it in a flash. I didn't know what it was until she spat it out the first time. Finally got her in the house, sans skunk.

Not full blown skunk smell. Just sorta chemically. Washed her face and she huffed and chuffed for a good half hour. And pestered me to let her go back outside into her pen. We'll hold off on that for a while. I checked, but it seems to be gone. Prolly wriggled out a small gap in the wire.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 27, 2018 07:22 AM (di1hb)

835 I dunno...

Don't keep up with the Kardashians.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:23 AM (HWisp)

836 826 OMG. It's time to make the donuts.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 27, 2018 07:14 AM (N3bcs)


Second cuppa time here. And time to toast an asiago bagel.

I must be going senile. I can't remember if those get salt or syrup...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 27, 2018 07:25 AM (di1hb)

837
The polling data from that map was depressing. I've seen my town go from predominately (R) to now 60% (D). We all knew it would happen as developers swooped in, bought up farmland, and built lower cost homes.

At the same time the school district when from top two to about fourteenth place, while spending three times as much money.

There's no fun in making predictions and being correct when the end result is so bad.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 07:26 AM (LOgQ4)

838 The polling data from that map was depressing. I've seen my town go from predominately (R) to now 60% (D). We all knew it would happen as developers swooped in, bought up farmland, and built lower cost homes.

At the same time the school district when from top two to about fourteenth place, while spending three times as much money.

There's no fun in making predictions and being correct when the end result is so bad.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 07:26 AM (LOgQ4)

What State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:27 AM (V+Su2)

839 Neither do I; it was in the financial news.

Posted by: Gem at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (XoAz8)

840 At the same time the school district when from top two to about fourteenth place, while spending three times as much money.


Then we must spend more money. And give the teachers a raise!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (8ikIW)

841 What State?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:27 AM


Pennsylvania, Chester County area. The Philly transplants finally outnumbered the originals.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 07:29 AM (LOgQ4)

842 839 Neither do I; it was in the financial news.

Posted by: Gem at July 27, 2018 07:28 AM (XoAz

---

lol

Who knew they were financial experts...

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:30 AM (HWisp)

843 Good morning all. How goes it today?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 07:31 AM (b3Pum)

844 'The Special Inspector General for Afghanistan Reconstruction (SIGAR), a government watchdog office set up to monitor U.S. spending, identified $15.5 billion in waste, fraud, and abuse between its inception in 2008 through December 2017'


That's 15 billion that should have been spent on the wall to protect our own country.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2018 07:32 AM (UdKB7)

845 @843

The morning so far is good but there are dark clouds ahead.

I'm predicting around 830 give or take an hour either way some bad news is going to drop to bury the good economic news.

I'm going with Don Jr indictment.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (FquqN)

846 Pennsylvania, Chester County area. The Philly transplants finally outnumbered the originals.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 07:29 AM (LOgQ4)

Yeah...The Northeast is going to the dogs...no offense intended to dogs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (V+Su2)

847 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (3GUVH)

848 That would make too much sense though.

Posted by: f'd at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (UdKB7)

849 "Philly transplants"

ewwww!

Posted by: Case Zzyzx at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (2AmoJ)

850 I'm going with Don Jr indictment.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (FquqN)

???
For What?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (V+Su2)

851 Change is coming to the Dallas Mavericks, including the dancers uniforms which will show less skin.

Burkas?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:35 AM (V+Su2)

852 Facebook's biggest problem is that no one under 25 uses it. Facebook is where your mom, your Pastor, your employer all hang out. It's not hip and it's not trendy.

==

yup. KTY is 16, no desire to go on FB. I think she goes on Instagram and Tumblr

KTE is 2 years out of the teens, she uses FB Messenger for group chats with college friends, but is rarely on FB

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 27, 2018 07:35 AM (hMwEB)

853 Hey CM!

I will get in touch with you later on today via email irt getting together tomorrow sometime.

Ex Ex just left for work, and we'll be hitting the road sometime this afternoon when he gets off.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:36 AM (HWisp)

854 850
I'm going with Don Jr indictment.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (FquqN)



???

For What?


For being Son of Hitler.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 27, 2018 07:36 AM (oVJmc)

855 838: kinda nice that my side of the state is actually getting more red.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 07:37 AM (3GUVH)

856 The morning so far is good but there are dark clouds ahead.

I'm predicting around 830 give or take an hour either way some bad news is going to drop to bury the good economic news.

I'm going with Don Jr indictment.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (FquqN)

-----------

I will be very surprised if he tries this, but I put nothing past him now.

He is desperate for a scalp, flailing around out of options.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 07:37 AM (b3Pum)

857 So what's the under-25 cohort using?

Posted by: Gem at July 27, 2018 07:18 AM (XoAz

.....

A few other platforms like Instagram & Snapchat, but to a growing extent...they aren't using social media platforms at all.

There are a lot of individualized group apps for wireless that they can communicate on without broadcasting to the world or sifting through bullsh*t.

Your average 17 or 18 year old doesn't give a f*ck about the latest ramblings about politics. They have their opinions to be sure, but for the most part they are into pop culture.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 27, 2018 07:38 AM (VJvjC)

858 Hey CM!

I will get in touch with you later on today via email irt getting together tomorrow sometime.

Ex Ex just left for work, and we'll be hitting the road sometime this afternoon when he gets off.
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2018 07:36 AM (HWisp)

---------------

Good deal! Safe travels. I'll stand by.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 07:40 AM (b3Pum)

859 KTE is off Fraudbook.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 07:40 AM (3GUVH)

860 Trump! is tweeting. So far a two parter with more to come.

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 07:40 AM (8ikIW)

861 Dorine Breezes through the Equine Chapter in Vet School

Broke Leg Shoot Horse
Splayed Hoof Shoot Horse
Sore throat.....

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 27, 2018 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

862
They want to teach Trump and his family a lesson that will keep any 'outsider' from ever running for political office again.

Don Jr probably already lost his wife over this stuff. Now they'll try to put him behind bars.

I don't think I can hate these suckers of cock worse then I do right now.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 07:42 AM (LOgQ4)

863 851 Change is coming to the Dallas Mavericks, including the dancers uniforms which will show less skin.

Burkas?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:35 AM (V+Su2)

Tighter jockstraps for the trannys

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 27, 2018 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

864 Dorine Breezes through the Equine Chapter in Vet School

Broke Leg Shoot Horse
Splayed Hoof Shoot Horse
Sore throat.....
Posted by: rhennigantx

Isn't modern medicine amazing!

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 07:43 AM (8ikIW)

865 That was a pretty awesome short'n'sweet ONT for somebody that traveled, then had repairs to do...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 07:44 AM (mQ0Mc)

866 I don't think I can hate these suckers of cock worse then I do right now.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 07:42 AM (LOgQ4)

oh just wait! The cucksters will will cuckooing about the overheated economy come 1000 this AM.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 27, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

867 JJ is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at July 27, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)

868 Yeah...The Northeast is going to the dogs...no offense intended to dogs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 27, 2018 07:34 AM (V+Su2)

Going?....I live here...terrible...just terrible

Posted by: KWDreaming at July 27, 2018 07:46 AM (Ula5x)

869 Whoa, Nelly! I just pulled up that NYT voting precinct thingy. It's saturated in red.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 07:46 AM (mQ0Mc)

870 862: just wait. You'll hate them more in time. Disgusting pieces of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 07:47 AM (3GUVH)

871 NOOD

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376310

Posted by: creeper at July 27, 2018 07:47 AM (Wg5rG)

872 Hey out there...Since you just spent the past week in FW, and since I am going to be traveling through FW in two months, maybe some Moron out there could tell me where to go for a great steak dinner? Thanks.

Posted by: Indigo at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (aR/US)

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