Mueller Examining Whether He Can Indict Trump For Obstruction of Justice Based On His... Public Tweets

Insulting his insubordinate subordinates on Twitter might now be a crime, Mueller has decided.

For years, President Trump has used Twitter as his go-to public relations weapon, mounting a barrage of attacks on celebrities and then political rivals even after advisers warned he could be creating legal problems for himself.

Those concerns now turn out to be well founded. The special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, is scrutinizing tweets and negative statements from the president about Attorney General Jeff Sessions and the former F.B.I. director James B. Comey, according to three people briefed on the matter.

Several of the remarks came as Mr. Trump was also privately pressuring the men — both key witnesses in the inquiry — about the investigation, and Mr. Mueller is examining whether the actions add up to attempts to obstruct the investigation by both intimidating witnesses and pressuring senior law enforcement officials to tamp down the inquiry.

Mr. Mueller wants to question the president about the tweets. His interest in them is the latest addition to a range of presidential actions he is investigating as a possible obstruction case: private interactions with Mr. Comey, Mr. Sessions and other senior administration officials about the Russia inquiry; misleading White House statements; public attacks; and possible pardon offers to potential witnesses.

Superconservative TruCon AllahPrincess is all about it:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:49 PM




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1 Allah's life is so boring now that he can't troll his own readers with hot take atheism posts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 01:51 PM (4ErVI)

2 Wow they really have absolutely nothing on Trump if this is the best they've got.

Posted by: Gaff at July 26, 2018 01:51 PM (jPS2y)

3 What a clown show

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2018 01:51 PM (VckGX)

4 so mueller's national security team is on it by constructing VERY novel legal theories.

What a laughing stock. We may be shocked to learn that strzok was the least biased person on team mueller.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 01:52 PM (GoLZO)

5 This will be fun!

Posted by: SALLY Campbell at July 26, 2018 01:52 PM (VA92T)

6 Why not just tweet the indictment @potus nowadays? This is beyond dumb.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2018 01:53 PM (YNvDL)

7 Oh eff off Allahpundit....

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 01:53 PM (Enq6K)

8 Mueller has gone Full CNN. You NEVER go Full CNN.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2018 01:53 PM (7n4KQ)

9 Mueller Examining Whether He Can Indict Trump For Obstruction of Justice Based On His... Public Tweets

"Obstruction of Justice" ... You keep saying that .... but I don't think that term means what you think it means ...

Posted by: Inego Montoya at July 26, 2018 01:53 PM (ZVU3Y)

10 so while Mueller SWATS and puts folks in solitary and creates charges out of thin air in order to get folks to "turn" on trump...he dares create a new legal theory that commenting on a case is obstruction.

Question...who the fucking fuck does he think he's reporting to? A judge, a jury, santa claus?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 01:53 PM (GoLZO)

11 Yeah, AllahP, the revolution would be just great.

Give me a fucken break. If they try to take down a President because of a tweet.

Posted by: BuckIV at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (PZ2ib)

12 Tweets? Wait until you see the Yelp review Trump gave to Dorsia. If that's not a high crime, I don't know what is.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

13 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! wow. Just, wow.

That's it?

That's the best they can come up with? This is their silver bullet? This is even better than I could have hoped for. Holy crap this is like watching someone trying to stomp on a kitten instead step on a rake that hits them in the nuts then they catch fire.

This is just solid gold perfection. Tweeting is obstruction of justice. This is their last, best hope. I can barely breathe from laughing

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (39g3+)

14 Why not fire these a$$ holes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (j5LcW)

15 Oh and kiss this AP...

Trump: Some growth predictions are up to 5%.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (Enq6K)

16 So the thought police are going all out... So are we gonna do this to all "tweeters" I mean there has been a lot of incendiary things said in tweets by those other than the president... Guess they should all be worried.

Posted by: Your sycophant press at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (O2RFr)

17 seriously though...what is the road map from national security investigation of russian interference to logan acts to Manafort's 2013 shit to "trump used twitter"?

I know some folks think Rosenstein is on team trump but let's see muellers' super secret enabling letter.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 01:54 PM (GoLZO)

18 what a loser

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (M0wRt)

19 Tweets? Wait until you see the Yelp review Trump gave to Dorsia. If that's not a high crime, I don't know what is.
like Mueller could ever get a table there

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (VckGX)

20 In reading that tweet, first thought that crossed my mind was, "How did Billy Kristol get on Allapundits twitter account?"

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (qC1Sy)

21 I'm looking at Salem Media Group's website right now and they do have a lot of contact emails for their various businesses.

I wonder if we can get Allahpundit fired?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (4ErVI)

22 "Yeah, AllahP, the revolution would be just great.

Give me a fucken break. If they try to take down a President because of a tweet. "

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if there's one thing I've learned about western civilization is that we're all pussies and will let anyone walk all over us.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (GoLZO)

23 Sooo, after Muslim God-Pundit finishes his tweeting on a toilet, he kisses fingers...?

Posted by: dc at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (u0crE)

24 Fingers are not the only thing Allahpundit kisses.

Posted by: Salem Media at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (r9UYA)

25 Allahpundit is just pissed because Trump's tariffs worked against the EU after he spent weeks hyperventilating about them.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (xPl2J)

26 Trump getting indicted for obstruction [...]

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I don't think so. Mueller must be getting ready to wrap things up. His report will address all the various claims about Trump, like obstruction. To do that, he needs to examine stuff like tweets and Trumps motives in firing Comey. I'm guessing his report will say things like Trump is very disrespectful to certain norms, but that technically, there's no crime nor grounds for impeachment.

Why else would he be looking at tweets, for heaven's sake? He can't actually be thinking of claiming criminal activity based on mean tweets.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (KDpai)

27 Allahpundit is such a loser.

He is to the NeverTrump movement, what Pauly Shore is to comedy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (AzW6q)

28 I am completely in favor of this. Go ahead. We'll take it from there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (Boy/L)

29 Oh, Fuck Allahpuke

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (O2RFr)

30 Why can't they just throw in the towel already?


Is wallowing in a puddle of feces now some sort of right of passage with these people?

Posted by: Fritz at July 26, 2018 01:56 PM (2Mnv1)

31 These people really aren't going to like how the precedent, "Impeaching a president because we really really don't like things he says" plays out down the road.

Posted by: JPS at July 26, 2018 01:56 PM (xCyVD)

32 Let's send Allapussy a case of Midol and some tampons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 01:56 PM (ptqGC)

33 these stories are probably more geared to discrediting mueller and the silly newspapers that run them.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 01:56 PM (GoLZO)

34 "like Mueller could ever get a table there

Posted by: brak at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (VckGX) "

He just needs to employ the Patrick Bateman method.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 01:56 PM (oZ6kz)

35 "What are you in here for, murder?"
"Nah, illegal tweeting"

Posted by: MountainWalker at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (yMAHF)

36 Salem's splash page the first thing you see is all the Christian sites and outlets they own.

Why are they employing a militant atheist who lies about this presidency on a regular basis?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (4ErVI)

37 Fingers are not the only thing Allahpundit kisses.

Posted by: Salem Media at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (r9UYA)

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Say... when are you getting around to giving HotAir the RedState treatment?

Posted by: Salem Media Shareholders at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (AzW6q)

38 The 99.95% of Americans that aren't on Twitter are looking at this and thinking "WTF is this Mueller asshole talking about".

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (7n4KQ)

39 "I don't think so. Mueller must be getting ready to wrap things up. His report will address all the various claims about Trump, like obstruction. To do that, he needs to examine stuff like tweets and Trumps motives in firing Comey. I'm guessing his report will say things like Trump is very disrespectful to certain norms, but that technically, there's no crime nor grounds for impeachment. "
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this is a bit odd for a guy who is investigating national security questions regarding russia?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (GoLZO)

40 They've got nothing.


Never had anything.

Will never have anything.


It's like Eatwood's movie Unforgiven and the line about killing someone? When you kill a man, you take everything he's ever had and everything he's ever going to have.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (q1VoB)

41 I guess Allapundit will be tending the hot tub on National Review's Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

42 Trump getting indicted for obstruction because of random pissy things he tweeted while sitting on the toilet in the morning would be *kisses fingers*
-- Allahpundit (@allahpundit) July 26, 2018


That "kisses fingers" thing sounds really weird ... Like sick weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (ZVU3Y)

43 So now free speech via twitter is obstruction of justice.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (ALj3k)

44 Aholepundit can blow me *kisses fingers*

Posted by: American at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (Wj0W9)

45 Should we tell Mueller that a sitting president cannot be indicted, or should we just let him find out himself?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (vg8iE)

46 I tweeted something to a guy, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (ptqGC)

47 If the tweet is strict, you must convict!

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (c+2jX)

48 Shorter Allahpundit : "Ah waaarsh maaaahself with aaaaah raaaaag onnnn aaaaaah steeeeyiiiiick."

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (UnA8+)

49 Man it sure would be a shame if someone sent AP's real name and current address to some sleeper cell Islamists with copies of his old anti-Islam posts. I mean really a shame. I'd totally be super upset if that happened.

(Okay, maybe not to someone who would kill him. How about sending it to some Scientologists along with a note that he's very interested in reaching OT VIII level?)

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (oZ6kz)

50 That would be the kiss of death for Chief-Inspector Mueller.

"How do you plead?"
"Not Guilty."
"That's obstruction of justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (hLRSq)

51 "Kisses fingers?"

"Kisses fingers?"

KISSES FUCKING FINGERS?

Oh for fuck's sake, Allah, Liberace had bigger, hairier, spunk-filled swinging balls than you do, you swishing, mincing, Tapper-felching uranian.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (kqsXK)

52 Allahpundit will always be a washed-up hack, and he'll die alone and sad.

*kisses fingers*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (AzW6q)

53 Mueller is just buying time until late October. Then a week or so before the election he will drop a very weakly justifiable bombshell, a putrid ham sandwich if you will, too late to pursue via legal means but just in time to (try to) sway public opinion. Then Blue Wave. Then Impeachment. Then First Woman President. No, not that one. They'll run Comey.

Posted by: RogPodge at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (EsHMF)

54 Basically a prosecutor can indict a ham sandwich and create novel legal theories and all it takes is getting buy in from a jury, the jury in this case is the House Democrats in charge of impeachment proceedings should they take the house in the mid-terms.


Mueller already conjured the here to fore unheard of charge of Defrauding the United States in the Manefort travesty why not conjure the legal theory of Obstruction from public tweets.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (FquqN)

55 Twitter has taken down a lot of careers but this won't be one of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (/tuJf)

56 46 I tweeted something to a guy, just to watch him die.
Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel


I tweeted Janet Reno
just to watch her die.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (c+2jX)

57 "That "kisses fingers" thing sounds really weird ... Like sick weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (ZVU3Y) "

I know, right? What kind of horrible parents would name their son Fingers?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (oZ6kz)

58 Allahpundit is an annoying trivial leftie fag-hag who NEVER gets anything right.


and NEVER is a long, long time

Posted by: Animal Mother at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (Co9e8)

59 Allahpundit sucks Billy Kristols dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2018 01:59 PM (Bd48Y)

60 you can't indict a sitting president homopundit you dumbshit.

Posted by: x at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (nFwvY)

61 Allahpundit: "...would be *kisses fingers*"

What does that even mean?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (6eEQ+)

62 I hope Mueller goes for it. I can't think of a more effective act of self-immolation. The American public is never going to buy Felonious Tweeting in the First Degree. It's not. And anyone who thinks otherwise is deluded.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (n1b3L)

63 Waiting for Mueller to reopen the Kennedy assassination in an effort to tie Trump to the murder.

Posted by: American at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (Wj0W9)

64 Trump isn't getting indicted. The DOJ has a longstanding opinion and guidance/rule saying it cannot be done. The only remedy, when it come to the President, is impeachment and conviction.


And mounting an impeachment effort based on tweets is so farfetchedly Maxine Water-ish I can't imagine any sane person would really try it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (Ogr1j)

65 Trump should use the old MFM dodge. Someone hacked my account!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (r9UYA)

66 Let's liberate Allahpundit from what must be the pure agony and drudgery of posting on a conservative website.

Let's give him the free time he needs to start an atheism subreddit where he can snark about those retards who believe in God. Let's give him the chance to go full fedora.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (4ErVI)

67 ok, so this post has to be just some outrage pr0n for us crazy right wingers.

why is mueller even showing up to work if he's already decided he'll indict trump no matter what for whatever fucking idiocy he can come up with.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (GoLZO)

68
Allahpudenda is kisses his fingers because he just removed them from Rick Cocksucker Wilson's anus.

Posted by: Soothi at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (XL8xg)

69 That "kisses fingers" thing sounds really weird ... Like sick weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 01:57 PM (ZVU3Y)

++++

https://youtu.be/aQ8O17RuOPw

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (KDpai)

70 Billy Kristol: "Watch me destroy any credibility I might have once had." "No one has done it as well as I have."

Allahpundit: "hold my beer...."

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (qC1Sy)

71 If tweeting is a crime, you must do the time!

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (c+2jX)

72 For years, President Trump has used Twitter as his go-to public
relations weapon, mounting a barrage of attacks on celebrities and then
political rivals even after advisers warned he could be creating legal
problems for himself.


Oh I see. Only the Democrats can use the media as their public relations attack dogs. Our side is supposed to just quietly stand by and take it. Like Dubya did? That's how we got that pinko commie Obama for crying out loud.

Sorry. The proper response to Mueller is a loud and hearty Fuck You!

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (RRchO)

73 High Crimes, Misdemeanors, and Tweets That Are Mean And Say Mean Things. It's amazing the founders had such insight about the future.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (oZ6kz)

74 Since I lost my job I've been getting gigs here and there. Right now I'm due at the Cmgressional Sauna. I hand out towels to the luminaries when they're done pegging each other. Oh here comes Paulie NoNuts and Snoozy Jeff --- brb

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (M0wRt)

75 I kissed Janet Reno's fingers
just to watch her cry

Posted by: Allahpundit, dreaming of people on toilets at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (Co9e8)

76 I love the fact that mueller could have retired and made a boatload of money on speeches or sitting on some useless board, with the country believing he was a patriot.

Instead he had to cover up for his incompetent buddies and clinton.

Those paying attention now know what a turd he is.

Posted by: Chase at July 26, 2018 02:01 PM (RbV5J)

77
Do you realize, thanks to me, a google search of Rick Wilson will render Rick Cocksucker Wilson?

Posted by: Soothi at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (XL8xg)

78 I guess in Aloha Pundit's world, "kissing fingers" is like sending a guy a fish wrapped in a newspaper.

Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

79 If all you have is a tweet, you must acqueet.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (KUaJL)

80 what about all the obstruction of justice in faking the dossier to spy on Trump? Mueller's whole thing to to obstruct justice on Hillary ... so he spies on Trump and fakes evidence, and thinks he is God on a stick, so if Trump exposes his fraud, he wants to arrest Trump.

And they will spend millions on mob lawyers, and 24/7 coordinated MFM narrative ... to push this meme.

Of course Manafort sits in jail for maybe talking to somebody ... so Mueller has power .... where does he get such authority? From his shadow government, not the constitution.

They really are kneecapping the commander in chief ... and I'm not sure they won't succeed in breaking more stuff ... something should happen soon to stop this insanity.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (bT8Z4)

81 Mueller is obstructing justice. He's preventing the DOJ from moving on indicting Rev. Jimbo Comey and all the crazy Democrat prosecutors who are aiding and abetting the coup plotters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (Ogr1j)

82 Let's give him the chance to go full fedora.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (4ErVI)

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Allahpundit is such a raging pussy, that I'll bet his fedora naturally grew out of his scalp.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (AzW6q)

83 Mueller has gone full Madoff. NEVER go full Madoff.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (bUjCl)

84 They REALLY want to stop Trump from tweeting, huh?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

85 61 Allahpundit: "...would be *kisses fingers*"

What does that even mean?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 02:00 PM (6eEQ+)

Piece de resistance....like when you've just tasted the best thing ever.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (Enq6K)

86 *removes sock*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (ptqGC)

87 When I read the content I thought maybe someone had hacked Allahpundit's Twitter account. I also thought maybe it was Charles Johnson.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (7n4KQ)

88 Russia, Russia, Tweet?

Posted by: Bosk at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (fjMEv)

89 Analpundit really is the worst. I can't wait until hot gas goes under.

Posted by: MountainWalker at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (yMAHF)

90 If that NYT piece was written by Maggie Haberman, she got all wet writing it.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (+fPHo)

91 Sticks and stone may break my bones, but tweets will get you twenty-five to life!

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (c+2jX)

92 Goes to show what mueller actually has on Trump. Not a damn thing.
Allahpundit needs a good solid beat down.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (Bd48Y)

93 Allahpundit plays for the other team. Not everyone qualifies to have that mean two things.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (EZkQC)

94 If someone being a twitter-meanie stops you doing your job then your job wasn't justice it was junior-high ballet.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (FhXTo)

95 I am not sure if this will end with Meuller on the witness stand fondling a couple of ball bearings explaining how he *knew* someone had stolen the strawberries, or if it will end with him in a cell thinking to himself how he is such a good person, he will not even swat that fly,...


But either way, he had created his own reality here and there has to be an harsh realization.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (LWu6U)

96 Have you Never loved a woman, so much it's a shame and a sin?
*kisses fingers*

Posted by: Fritz King at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (2Mnv1)

97 It's just setting up in impeachment article, where no crime need be committed, just a political reason to start one. He's giving them one, apparently.

Posted by: Oedipus at July 26, 2018 02:03 PM (CXLVd)

98 >>They really are kneecapping the commander in chief

Nah. For all the yammering about Mueller it hasn't slowed down Trump one iota. He's doing whatever he wants to do.

The whole thing is a dog and pony show.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:04 PM (/tuJf)

99 So Tweeting something that the entire world can read is "obstructing justice."


Okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

100 Team Trump ought to ship Team Mueller a box of paper, prints of all the tweets, all words redacted in sloppy blackout, save for the word "sad."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 26, 2018 02:04 PM (+fPHo)

101 First day of Seahawk minicamp is getting a two hour block of a local stations time. Can't resist watching a fanboy broadcast pumping a large group of new people we don't care about.
The Legion of Boom is traded or retired. They talked about a new name for the defensive backfield. I submitted a name for the young group. Baby Boomers.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 26, 2018 02:04 PM (e1mEI)

102 Rick The CoCsucker Wilson has a book?

Everything Trump Touches Dies
WTF?


Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (r9UYA)

103 >>Mr. Mueller wants to question the president about the tweets. His interest in them is the latest addition to a range of presidential actions he is investigating as a possible obstruction case: private interactions with Mr. Comey, Mr. Sessions and other senior administration officials about the Russia inquiry; misleading White House statements; public attacks; and possible pardon offers to potential witnesses



FYNQ


Seriously, it's come to Trump's tweets?!?!?!

The only crime Trump has committed in Mueller's mind is he's Donald Trump, bitch!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

104

Should I look up "kisses fingers" in the Urban Dictionary?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (IqV8l)

105 I'm starting to think that what Mueller has in mind is to put out a report in October calling for Congress to impeach Trump.

Mueller will say he can't indict Trump so here's what I would indict him on if I could. It will be short on substance but the other side won't care. At all. The message will be clear: Vote for Dems right now so we can rid ourselves of Trump.

There's no other reason for Mueller to spin his wheels on this "obstruction" nonsense. He will say that Trump has frustrated his investigation, has tampered with witnesses (by publicly Tweeting), has hidden evidence (by not volunteering testimony), etc. It will be made-up crap but it will make the other side call for a revolution.

Posted by: Brewdog at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (oNFAg)

106 My catamite always writes things hoping for an invitation on my cruise, but he'll never get one, because he's a low-rent hack, even by my own abysmal standards.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (AzW6q)

107 . . . indict a ham sandwich . . .

Posted by: Judge Sol Wachtler at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (EATOD)

108 He should fire Mueller by tweet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (xfb67)

109 >>Everything Trump Touches Dies
WTF?



p-r-o-j-e-c-t-i-o-n

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

110 I laugh every day at Brock Peter's takedown of bill krystol's cabana boy.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (Lb4wQ)

111 Kisses fingers means scrumptious. Like what Allahpundit does after tossing salad.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (EZkQC)

112 I'd love to know why Allahpundit imagines Trump tweeting from the toilet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (ptqGC)

113 Remember, the SC investigation is your tax dollars at work. Those dollars are now being spent examining tweets for obstruction.

Waste, fraud and abuse...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (DaDYr)

114 Someone would kiss their fingers after sipping cock.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (7n4KQ)

115 Should I look up "kisses fingers" in the Urban Dictionary?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (IqV8l)

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Maybe add an entry and then point out said entry to allahpundit?

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (qC1Sy)

116 1. Trump had casino Taj Mahal
2. Real Taj Mahal is in India
3. There are Tigers in India
4. Tigers have killed villagers
5. Trump kills Indian Villagers

Bonus: Fauxahontas needs witness protection from Indian-killer Trump.

Hillary becomes President

Posted by: American at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (Wj0W9)

117 We are also looking into President Trump's frequent smirking. It is pretty clear to my team that these smirks are meant to slow our investigation and, therefore, are Obstruction of Justice. I will be filing my report on the illegal smirks in the coming ... years.

Posted by: Robert Mueller, Investigator Extraordinaire at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (ZVU3Y)

118 20 In reading that tweet, first thought that crossed my mind was, "How did Billy Kristol get on Allapundits twitter account?"
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 26, 2018 01:55 PM (qC1Sy)

He picked up the wrong phone after they'd had sweet savage sex. All the better as they listened to Paolo in the next room, with their wives.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (59GGI)

119 Response to the articles of impeachment yesterday against his boss Rosenstein? Were the articles of impeachment a preemptive strike because this was coming? Or are neither of them related, only coincidence?

I have no idea, but I feel there is some great game being played out and we have no idea as to even how many different sides there are to the game.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (kUmUV)

120 If you want prosecutors to start swinging from lampposts, indictments for tweets is a fantastic start. *kisses fingers*

Say the word, Mr. President.

Posted by: trev006 at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (S6rSu)

121 Amazing how he's pursuing "obstruction" after 1+ year of finding no crime.

How do you obstruct something that never happened?

(I know, ask Cooter Libby).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (W+vEI)

122 104

Should I look up "kisses fingers" in the Urban Dictionary?

See also: "smells fingers"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (xfb67)

123 I don't believe THE Rick Wilson sucks cocks, because sucking is effective and he's not. He just fecklessly nuzzles the shaft without effect.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (n1b3L)

124 Mueller wants to silence Trump

But raids Trump's lawyer, and magically ... secret attorney client privilege tapes go public. Gee, wonder if Mueller is giggling like a schoolgirl over that mafia like move by his own people.

It's a COUP.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (bT8Z4)

125 My name's not AllahPrincess!!!

Posted by: Analpundit at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (Evws/)

126 116 1. Trump had casino Taj Mahal
2. Real Taj Mahal is in India
3. There are Tigers in India
4. Tigers have killed villagers
5. Trump kills Indian Villagers

Bonus: Fauxahontas needs witness protection from Indian-killer Trump.

Hillary becomes President
Posted by: American at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (Wj0W9)

Damn. You were just one degree away from Kevin Bacon

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (7n4KQ)

127 If Mueller knew any damaging facts, the NYT would be printing them with yuge, the yugest!, black headlines.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (Ogr1j)

128 Do you really think that Mueller is just now deciding to examine Trump's tweets over a year into his investigation? Come on. Someone just decided for some reason to play this up in the media right now.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (xPl2J)

129 Tami: "Piece de resistance....like when you've just tasted the best thing ever."

Gotcha. TY.

I thought maybe he was kissing index/forefinger like "peace out" or something. Who knows with APundit these days. It's always nice to know what a TruCon really means when he outwardly appears sane-curious.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (6eEQ+)

130 "Response to the articles of impeachment yesterday against his boss Rosenstein?"

AKA Jim Jordan's Cuck Kabuki

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (+GyKX)

131 I'd love to know why Allahpundit imagines Trump tweeting from the toilet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (ptqGC)


allah imagines everything happening while someone is sitting on the toilet. He likes toilets ... and then kissing his fingers.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (ZVU3Y)

132 AP fantasizing about TGE is disturbing

#getalifeyouweirdo

Posted by: concrete girl at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (BVthB)

133 Up until now I would have said the investigation was wrong, incompetent, misguided, and inconsistent with its establishing charter. Now I can simplify that all down to a simple descriptor: pathetic.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (m8b2g)

134 The longer this goes on, the more ridiculous the Mueller investigation looks. It's morphed from "Russia stole the election!!!" to Stormy Daniels and now to mean tweets. Next will be Trump leaves cap off toothpaste!!11!!

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

135 Why isn't Mueller investigating Rosenstein et al. for failing to notify the FISA court that the Steele "dossier" is nothing more than a DNC-Hillary Campaign propaganda fabrication?

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (Pqytn)

136 What kinda of fucking site does one have if one's main squeeze is a fag named Analpundit ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (TdS5t)

137 >>I have no idea, but I feel there is some great game being played out and we have no idea as to even how many different sides there are to the game.

Never forget, the one person who has the power to declassify every bit of information the House is demanding is the same person who is under investigation. Trump could end this thing at any time. But he hasn't.

There has to be a reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (/tuJf)

138 I'd love to know why Allahpundit imagines Trump tweeting from the toilet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2018 02:06 PM (ptqGC)

-----

Sadly, I read this douch-nozzle for years.

As he became a more-and-more frustrated failure, his writing has become markedly more scatological.

The more his vaganus hurts, the more scatological he becomes.

So when he's willy, willy, mad at big bad Twump, he always drops at least on poop, fart, or toilet reference.

Because he's a mental child.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (AzW6q)

139 I don't follow Allahpundit anymore, but I really can not understand how someone could get this bent.

Why does he hate PDT so much?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (LWu6U)

140 You vill not insult Herr Mueller!

Herr Mueller uber alles!

You vill not qvestion Herr Mueller!

Herr Mueller is more powerful than all of your courts and laws!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (MnkFD)

141 seriously though...what is the road map from national security investigation of russian interference to logan acts to Manafort's 2013 shit to "trump used twitter"?

That's what makes it hilarious. This is it, this is what they have dwindled down to, this is their grand finale, someone walking on stage with a limp flag and quivering lower lip, saying "please clap"

I am not sure if this will end with Meuller on the witness stand fondling a couple of ball bearings explaining how he *knew* someone had stolen the strawberries

Exactly, he's at the strawberries stage of the investigation. This is amazing, the man is as incompetent and hapless as the rest of the Obama cronies. What a hack.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

142 >Next will be Trump leaves cap off toothpaste!!11!!


I'm on it!!!

Posted by: CNN Chyron Captain at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (7n4KQ)

143 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*takes breath*

That's ridiculous.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (8iiMU)

144 Has anybody ever seen Allolpundit and Mad Maxine in same room? I have a sneaky suspicion they are the same.

Posted by: Bosk at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (fjMEv)

145 Ya, no. Story is from the NYT. Not reading it. Wake me when the indictment from Mueller comes through.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (N3JsI)

146 I know, right? What kind of horrible parents would name their son Fingers?
Posted by: broseidon


The anal probing alien kind?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (7/YOc)

147 123 I don't believe THE Rick Wilson sucks cocks, because sucking is effective and he's not. He just fecklessly nuzzles the shaft without effect.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 26, 2018 02:07 PM (n1b3L)

Got stabbed in the eyeball

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (7HtZB)

148 Allahpundit and all the NeverTrumpers are so blinded by their hatred of Trump they would rather side with the crazies over at Dem/Socialist Party.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (PvFoN)

149 If they try something on this basis, it's go time.
Too many lines have been crossed to let it go.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (410Zo)

150 He tweets on the toilet
all the day long
Hurtin' people's feelings
as he gives them the schlong.

Now he's in trouble
Mueller's set a trap
Presidential tweeting
gets a felony rap.

Tweetin' Donald
Tweet, tweet, tweet
Tweetin' Donald
Tweet, tweet, tweet

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (c+2jX)

151 >>Trump getting indicted for obstruction because of random pissy things he tweeted while sitting on the toilet in the morning would be *kisses fingers*





Translation?: Trump being indicted for being Trump would be AWESOME!

Petty.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (W+vEI)

152 Keep in mind, half of the GOP think Mueller is a stand up guy.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (r9UYA)

153 Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (/tuJf)

The devil mixes in a little truth with his lies. I'm sure some of the info demanded by the House does have some National security implications.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (EZkQC)

154 Trump could end this thing at any time. But he hasn't.

There has to be a reason./i]

I think he believes that the agencies are independent operations and he just appoints heads. If he doesn't believe that, he really seems to act that way. He complains about stuff that he personally has the power to fix. Why does he not? This is the one thing that most annoys me about ol' Two Scoops, its like watching President Bush do nothing when savaged by lies -- or worse, apologizing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

155 The only thing that worries me about all this is that it is so repetitive it's boring. And if that's my reaction, most people will have tuned it out long ago. The problem is that they won't be seeing the left acting up anymore, or will just ignore it. And that could be bad in Nov. Maybe the loonies do have a strategy. The constant insanity keeps their own side in a frenzy - a state they seem to love - while normals get bored into not paying any attention.

My wife is disabled, and hasn't vote in some years. I'll have to get an absentee ballot for her. Not that it'll make a difference, given where I live.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (59GGI)

156 There may be video of the president farting on an elevator. We're taking a serious look at the terms of the convention on biological weapons. We'd like the president to sit for a deposition so that we can question him as to what he ate in the critical 8-hour period before said fart.

Posted by: Bobby Mewler at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (n1b3L)

157

EM SHERWOOD FOREST FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (mPeei)

158 well as if we don't KNOW it but it's glad to have Mueller standing Loud and Proud on His intentions.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (dPd5y)

159 ap is kissing his fingers after typing out some genius drivel.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (ALj3k)

160 89 Analpundit really is the worst. I can't wait until hot gas goes under.

Posted by: MountainWalker at July 26, 2018 02:02 PM (yMAHF)

It should've happened in the run up and actual election of Trump. The site traffic dropped like a rock. Can't remember how much exactly off the top of my head but it was something like 400k.

That's huge. I don't know how him and Poppin' Fresh survived with that type of loss. Most businesses would've fired them for it. I can only guess Salem thought Trump was a flash in the pan and even when he won maybe they thought he'd flame out quickly.

They're coming around with the Red State purge and now they're trying to get Seb Gorka on the radio to possibly replace Michael Midol. Hopefully they clean out Hot Air.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (4ErVI)

161 How about we put the toilet seat cover over AP's head and dick punch him?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

162 glad=good.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (dPd5y)

163 Allahpundit and all the NeverTrumpers are so blinded by their hatred of Trump they would rather side with the crazies over at Dem/Socialist Party.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 02:10 PM (PvFoN)


Back in 2008 allah wrote about how the idea of Sarah Palin in the VP office scared him but that he felt comfortable with Barky (being so smart and competent and all) in the Oval Office. Yes ... he really did write that.

allah has been at this shit for a very long time. He's pretty much always been an asswipe pansy-boy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (ZVU3Y)

164 Gotta say ap is totally 100% flaming gay.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (JUOKG)

165 He should just change his name to Davidbrockpundit and be done with it.

Posted by: Captain Ned at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (Sjz1F)

166 The whole mentioning toilets and then kissing fingers is kinda ... icky to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (39g3+)

167 no laughing matter, it's frightening, it's the most seriously threatening blurb to ever get leaked out of this 'investigation'

this is first time we've heard any credible linkage between the 'investigation' and an actual indictment of PDT.

Looks like we are headed toward an end game of sorts, just in time for the midterms, and with media to frame and sell the coup to the masses and with social media primed to lock down dissent, we find ourselves in ominous place.

We'd better kill it in the midterms or else stick a fork in the Republic

usually content to lurk, but this news in unique, cheer me up

Posted by: hevel varik at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM (DfHNp)

168 Mueller knowingly pursued charges and convictions of four people he knew were innocent. They were bad men but not guilty of what Mueller lied about.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:13 PM (EZkQC)

169 They're just throwing shit at the wall now to distract from Trump's accomplishments. You go with that Democrats. Keep it up. See you in November with all the people who don't give a fig.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2018 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

170 The poor dears being criticized! Whoever heard of a prosecutor being attacked by people defending themselves? Oh. I know. Every prosecutor who ever stepped in a court room.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 26, 2018 02:13 PM (uCrjJ)

171 Trump's stealing my move!

Posted by: zombie lyndon johnson at July 26, 2018 02:14 PM (Evws/)

172 you kinda need thumbs to tweet, Mr. Mueller.

Posted by: x at July 26, 2018 02:14 PM (nFwvY)

173 Brewdog: "...It will be made-up crap but it will make the other side call for a revolution."

Likely. Just like "binders of women" and "dog on car roof".

100% fabricated smear/lie hoping the lie permeates at just the right time. Harry Reid pulled that stunt from the Senate floor. Anyone think the NeverTrumpers (aka Democrats), Democrats, and the Bush Wing of the GOP wouldn't partake?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 26, 2018 02:14 PM (6eEQ+)

174 154 Trump could end this thing at any time. But he hasn't.

There has to be a reason./i]

I think he believes that the agencies are independent operations and he just appoints heads. If he doesn't believe that, he really seems to act that way. He complains about stuff that he personally has the power to fix. Why does he not? This is the one thing that most annoys me about ol' Two Scoops, its like watching President Bush do nothing when savaged by lies -- or worse, apologizing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

It's either because he feels it's not politically feasible to go last scene of The Godfather on the DOJ & Mueller at this time, or because he thinks the investigation makes them look like idiots.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB)

175 >>Mueller knowingly pursued charges and convictions of four people he knew were innocent. They were bad men but not guilty of what Mueller lied about.



To protect Boston crime boss Whitey freakin' Bulger!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:14 PM (W+vEI)

176 >>The devil mixes in a little truth with his lies. I'm sure some of the info demanded by the House does have some National security implications.

He could pull enough of that and still give the House what they were looking for. It's pretty obvious that foreigners and potentially foreign governments were involved with this so some of that might need to be redacted but he could release enough to make this all go away.

The real open questions are when did surveillance of the Trump campaign start and what was the evidence used to start the investigation? Also, how many copies of the dossier are there and where did they come from?

We pretty much know this but if he ordered the evidence released the investigation would be over.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (/tuJf)

177 139 I don't follow Allahpundit anymore, but I really can not understand how someone could get this bent.

Why does he hate PDT so much?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 26, 2018 02:09 PM (LWu6U)

Because the social stratum he wants to belong to hates PDT.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

178 This President, as opposed to any ordinary citizen of the US or prior President, is not entitled to attorney client confidentiality.

Trump, and "Associates" of Trump, are also not entitled to due process and can have his offices and those of his staff searched on a "general warrant" looking for any and all evidence, without probable cause.

The FBI and CIA are apparently empowered to spy on US citizens, without a probable cause warrant, so long as the citizens are Donald Trump or his "associates" so long as they call it "counterintelligence" ( based on an uncorroborated document that is quoted in the news, because they leaked it to the news)

Donald Trump personally is also apparently and uniquely not afforded protection by the First Amendment as to be able to make public statements about the central political controversy of the day.

Article II of the Constitution apparently does not allow this President, in particular, to exercise Executive power, or even try to persuade people working for him, without threat, of the wisdom of not investigating a supposed crime which is neither a crime, and for which there is no evidence that the non-crime was committed by anyone in his Administration.

In my pants.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (koNhm)

179 In Russia Presidential tweet obstruct YOU

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (M0wRt)

180 167 We'd better kill it in the midterms or else stick a fork in the Republic


I think Trump is waiting for the midterms and Mueller knows it. So things are going to get more and more hysterical until November.

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (vWMNq)

181 BREAKING NEWS!!1!1

Anonymous sources claim that President Trump spilled a glass of milk today at breakfast, an action which clearly shows he is unfit for office, IMPEACH111!!

Posted by: This is...CNN at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (QfqyL)

182 people such as 'muller, hitler' stalin, pol pot is why I know karma isn't a real deal.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (dPd5y)

183 Mr. Pundit sometimes leaves a little Ed truffle butter for me
savor on my milquetoast.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 26, 2018 02:16 PM (r9UYA)

184 -
--

The whole mentioning toilets and then kissing fingers is kinda ... icky to me


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:12 PM

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This AP guy does seem to be sexually attracted to the President's bathroom.


Posted by: irright at July 26, 2018 02:16 PM (pMGkg)

185 While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 26, 2018 02:16 PM (B4Xff)

186 It's either because he feels it's not politically feasible to go last scene of The Godfather on the DOJ & Mueller at this time

Leaving Meuller in place is a good move, he's the most own-goaling idiot I have ever seen.

No I mean about everything ELSE in the executive department. Refusing to answer congressional subpoenas. Ignoring direct orders by their bosses. Rejecting Trump policy. He complains on twitter and then... does nothing.

HE'S THE BOSS. Its so frustrating, he's way too hands off with his executive department, like he doesn't want to be involved with the nuts and bolts part, just the big picture stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

187 Muller is a garden variety nazi who needs to spend his final days in Hess's cell in Spandau.

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (wA4B4)

188 Trump could end this thing at any time. But he hasn't.



There has to be a reason.


Rich ladies have purse-dogs.

Trump has most of the Dem/Media complex.
Same yapping, useless little shit machines.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (FhXTo)

189 Looks like we're seconds away from thoughtcrime becoming a thing.

Posted by: Stig Pirhana at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (gP7Ca)

190 Because the social stratum he wants to belong to hates PDT.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

Right. The strange thing about it is that he actually doesn't socialize personally with that stratum. Nobody knows who he is. It happens all via Twitter. So he's trying so hard to maintain good standing with people who wouldn't even recognize him if they saw him on the street.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (xPl2J)

191 It's either because he feels it's not politically feasible to go last scene of The Godfather on the DOJ & Mueller at this time, or because he thinks the investigation makes them look like idiots.
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB)


I think that this is close to the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (8DwPe)

192 Trump should fire Mueller and pardon everyone in a tweet.

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (u732F)

193 I fantasize about the president on the toilet. Good thing I'm not batshit crazy, right?

Posted by: Allahpendejo at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (n1b3L)

194 Shorter Mueller:

"This yacht payment ain't gonna make itself at the end of the month, no'm say'n?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (AURKQ)

195 It's either because he feels it's not politically feasible to go last scene of The Godfather on the DOJ & Mueller at this time, or because he thinks the investigation makes them look like idiots.
Posted by: josephistan


Well it doesn't. 80% of America has not clue how stupid they look. They have no clue who they are.
Summer vacations are in full swing.

People DO hear the shit about Trump on the way to their destination spots.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (7/YOc)

196 188 Trump could end this thing at any time. But he hasn't.

There has to be a reason.

Rich ladies have purse-dogs.

Trump has most of the Dem/Media complex.
Same yapping, useless little shit machines.
Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (FhXTo)

His tweets are little pet treats.

Posted by: Roy at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (7n4KQ)

197 >>no laughing matter, it's frightening, it's the most seriously threatening blurb to ever get leaked out of this 'investigation'

this is first time we've heard any credible linkage between the 'investigation' and an actual indictment of PDT.
- - -

I agree. But maybe consider that Mueller is going nuclear because he's desperate?
Mueller's got nothing, so he's threatening Trump to get him to stop defending himself and informing citizens directly (no MSM filter) via twitter. Desperation.


Judicial Watch getting the redacted FISA warrant on Carter Page was no small thing - someone had to declassify it; FISA is not covered by FOIA. The truth is coming out.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (W+vEI)

198 To protect Boston crime boss Whitey freakin' Bulger!!!

And then, later he protected Jeffrey "Pedo Island" Epstein as a confidential informant in 2009! The guy is big on letting the big fish go so he can get a good arrest record, even if the targets aren't guilty. This is like hiring Wolf Blitzer to run your Jeopardy team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (39g3+)

199 @190
I read that as "social scrotum."
Apparently correctly.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (koNhm)

200 You know what would give Trump a ten point bump? Firing every single person down to the 4th level of FBI, DOJ and the Mueller whatever-the-hell-it-is. But first, start interviewing potential replacements in in open daylight to make all those bastards oee their Menalos.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (sMKVg)

201
I don't get the kisses fingers thing but it sounds disgusting after the sitting on the toilet remark

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (10vO4)

202 Superconservative TruCon AllahPrincess is all about it

G*d Damn Fingerkisser!

Posted by: Notafingerkisser at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (Y0wjb)

203 My wife is disabled, and hasn't vote in some years. I'll have to get an absentee ballot for her. Not that it'll make a difference, given where I live.

Posted by: George LeS at July 26, 2018 02:11 PM (59GGI)
******************************
Definitely get an absentee ballot for your wife.
2018 is going to be one of the most important elections of our time.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (PvFoN)

204 While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?


Posted by: Anonymous 7


The top pundit.

There is no other pundit than allahpundit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (7/YOc)

205 "Trump getting indicted for obstruction because of random pissy things he tweeted while sitting on the toilet in the morning would be *kisses fingers"

Is Allah saying he kisses his fingers on the toilet? gross.

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 26, 2018 02:19 PM (ABH6n)

206 185 While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?
Posted by: Anonymous 7


he was boldly going to tell muslims how it was after 9/11 until someone scared the shit out of him and he's been a pussy ever since.

Posted by: x at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (nFwvY)

207 I heard Trump farts in elevators. This is a impeachable offense according to Hillary Clinton. Definitely Obstruction of Justice because people cannot use the elevator because of smell to get to the courtroom !!

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (qM84C)

208 45 Should we tell Mueller that a sitting president cannot be indicted, or should we just let him find out himself?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (vg8iE)


Yeah, sometimes you've got to let them touch the stove.

105 I'm starting to think that what Mueller has in mind is to put out a report in October calling for Congress to impeach Trump.

Mueller will say he can't indict Trump so here's what I would indict him on if I could. It will be short on substance but the other side won't care. At all. The message will be clear: Vote for Dems right now so we can rid ourselves of Trump.

There's no other reason for Mueller to spin his wheels on this "obstruction" nonsense. He will say that Trump has frustrated his investigation, has tampered with witnesses (by publicly Tweeting), has hidden evidence (by not volunteering testimony), etc. It will be made-up crap but it will make the other side call for a revolution.
Posted by: Brewdog at July 26, 2018 02:05 PM (oNFAg)


This sounds about right, and if the GOP holds the House I will dip my balls so many times that it will take a jackhammer to get the dried pudding off.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (RD7QR)

209 While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?

Back in the day before he lost his mind, AP was a somewhat interesting anti-islam blogger. That's where the "Allah" sobriquet came from, I believe.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (kqsXK)

210 While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 26, 2018 02:16 PM (B4Xff)

I think it started after 9/11? He was critical of Islam at the time ? Writing fake surah...but that was long ago, and anyone who knows more is free to correct me.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (bUjCl)

211 Fingerkisser sounds like a character on Game of Thrones.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (EZkQC)

212 Next Trump indicted for obstruction because he gave Mueller the "stink eye"

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (ABH6n)

213 I touch myself. Then I kiss myself.

Posted by: OilyPungent at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (IqV8l)

214 Do they honestly think they are going to impeach a man giving us 5% growth, 45 to 50% approval rating, low unemployment, doing everything we have been begging for over the last decade over friggin tweets? ... This is is gold jerry gold.

Posted by: DXO at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (nzKWW)

215 Christopher and then he assisted uranium 1 which likely went to iran.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (dPd5y)

216 190 Right. The strange thing about it is that he actually doesn't socialize personally with that stratum. Nobody knows who he is. It happens all via Twitter. So he's trying so hard to maintain good standing with people who wouldn't even recognize him if they saw him on the street.


Posted by: Mark1971 at July 26, 2018 02:17 PM (xPl2J)

Supposedly, Josh Barro.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (UnA8+)

217 Keep dreaming those revenge fantasies, cucks.

Posted by: goodluckduck at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (rwaEp)

218 The only thing poor AP gets to kiss I'm thinking....

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (LiyEm)

219 no laughing matter, it's frightening, it's the most seriously threatening blurb to ever get leaked out of this 'investigation'

Yes, its is a laughing matter. This is like seeing someone go all in on a pair 2's and an assortment of face cards because he likes the colors. With the cards face up.

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life from a prosecutor. You're going to try to bust a man for obstruction of justice because he posted things in a public forum? Good luck with that, sweetie.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (39g3+)

220 People say I am the Gestapo. Not true.

The Gestapo concerned itself with "Shoe me your papers" and other such trivial matters.

Me? I have my colleagues draw up false papers and then falsely convict you. It is much more efficient.

Simple, mein liebchen.

Posted by: Herr Mueller at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (ATVNj)

221 I meant to say, *sniffs fingers*!

Posted by: A- Lah Pundit at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (RKQ/v)

222 Gotta suck for Allahpundit. Realizing that the online identity he chose for himself all those years ago guarantees that he will never be hired by the "cool kids" he now wants to associate with.

Posted by: buzzion at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (cAnNx)

223 *kisses fingers*

____


Hmmm ... Still taste like shit.

Posted by: AnalPundit at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (7Ba/9)

224 @209, all right ! so, I do remember stuff from my childhood....

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (bUjCl)

225 The lovely Trish Regan is looking particularly slinky in her all black outfit.
Is that rayciss?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (8iiMU)

226 Allahpundit is gay right? And Trump somehow has been demonized by the gay faction even though his history indicates just the opposite. I thought that's why Drudge is an apparent NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (EZkQC)

227 >>HE'S THE BOSS. Its so frustrating, he's way too hands off with his executive department, like he doesn't want to be involved with the nuts and bolts part, just the big picture stuff.

Maybe. Or maybe Trump isn't always speaking literally when he says things but he is instead trying to focus the conversation.

Trump is a master at propaganda and setting narratives. I don't think he was as concerned with taking the security clearances of guys like Brennan and Clapper so much as he wanted to publicly call them out and have people focus on that particular group of people. I mean, he's not an idiot and he has to know that Michael Hayden hasn't had a security clearance in years.

But everyone is talking about those guys and I don't think that was by accident.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (/tuJf)

228 This sounds about right, and if the GOP holds the House I will dip my balls so many times that it will take a jackhammer to get the dried pudding off.

That's not pudding, honey.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (kqsXK)

229 Sitting presidents don't get indicted anyway,they get impeached.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (LiyEm)

230 BREAKING NEWS!!11!

President Trump refused to answer questions about the rapidly growing Spilledmilkgate scandal dismissing them as "ridiculous" and calling the scandal "meaningless" and "just more fake news".

Posted by: This is...CNN at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (QfqyL)

231 Mueller knowingly pursued charges and convictions of four people he knew were innocent. They were bad men but not guilty of what Mueller lied about.



To protect Boston crime boss Whitey freakin' Bulger!!!
Posted by: Lizzy

The anthrax guys too

Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (u732F)

232 What's next? Is Mueller going to want to examine PDT's junk for a "Putin" Tattoo? Can we bring that little car out now so they can all squeeze into it and drive off?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (l9j23)

233 got some Cmgressional Sauna dish: Paulie told me Snoozy was a real disappointment this time. All he did was fecklessly nuzzle the shaft.

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (M0wRt)

234 212
Next Trump indicted for obstruction because he gave Mueller the "stink eye"

Well, he made Comey hide in the drapes.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (r9UYA)

235 In other words

THEY GOT NUTHINNNNNNNNNNNN

Posted by: Mega at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (Nbk6e)

236 So it's come to this.

High crimes and Misdemeanors = Mean tweets.

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (G0vdT)

237 I don't get the kisses fingers thing but it sounds disgusting after the sitting on the toilet remark

Its that French gesture where they bunch their fingers up kiss them, and then open their hand. Mwah! Zut Alors!

Is AP queer? I get a real gaydar ping on this guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (39g3+)

238 "The whole thing is a dog and pony show.

Posted by: JackStraw

we'll know by November I guess. A lot is getting done ... a lot of it can be undone. I'd say holding the house is likely, but who knows what October surprise the renegades plan to roll out.

Clapper seems to be folding, some things maybe are happening, but the mob is still holding power ... so it is hard to accept on faith. Kabuki looks like the real thing, and the ones most guilty still hold power, which makes no sense if all is going swimmingly.

The dogs and ponies are pooping all over ... it is now a clown show. Resolution and massive arrests ... supposedly just around the corner. For months it has been that way ... I don't see Trump's lawyer being squeezed into releasing tapes as a sign things are under control.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (bT8Z4)

239 " according to three people briefed on the matter."

WTF - who are these people?
Why are they giving out what is obviously privileged information?
Why are they not being prosecuted for doing so?

Following all this stupid bullshit, should I not conclude it is therefore possible
to indict Mueller and his whole leaky ass collection of shitheals for "Obstruction of Justice" in leaking privileged information pertinent to an ongoing special counsel investigation?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (37IEG)

240 188 Trump could end this thing at any time. But he hasn't.

There has to be a reason.

Occam's Razor: Trump understands, or at least believes, he is better served by allowing this thing to twist and swirl in the wind. And I tend to agree with him.

By not declassifying everything, by turning over the info requested by Mueller, etc. he is clearly and unequivocally cooperating with the investigation.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (m8b2g)

241 In other shocking news:Women prefer physically fot men with good jobs and no criminal record.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/303182/

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (LiyEm)

242 INDICTMENTS READIED OVER TRUMP OBSTRUCTION ....

Posted by: CNN Chyron (close captioned for the mentally retarded) at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (koNhm)

243 Gotta hit the head - not going to kiss my fingers.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (7HtZB)

244 wait. he "kisses fingers" while on the pot? eeewwwww!

Posted by: WaldoTJ at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (M1MpJ)

245 >>I don't get the kisses fingers thing but it sounds disgusting after the sitting on the toilet remark


He's saying *he* would make that gesture if Trump were indicted for toilet tweets.

Think the kissing fingers thing is like when a chef is telling you something is excellent by putting all their fingertip together, kissing them, and then opening up the hand?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)

246 Ick. He doesn't know where those fingers have been.

Posted by: Mega at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (Nbk6e)

247 About once a month in an airport or gym or waiting room I actually watch CNN for a few minutes. From this highly scientific sampling method I would say 50% of their airtime is spent on some variation of Russia collusion. Most of the rest is on some other phony, over-hyped or fake news about other Trump scandals. A small percentage is reserved for natural and man-made disasters (which often can be linked to Trump.)
What I can;t understand is how the f*** can CNN stay in business ? It's unwatchable.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (MxEKc)

248 Trump and Co will run on anti-Mueller sentiment in 2018 mid-terms. And win.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (bUjCl)

249 anyone else think Herr Muller wears a monocle?

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (wA4B4)

250 Blumpkin, anyone?

Posted by: Allahpoundit at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (vtcmf)

251 More of Weissman's "novel legal theories" that saw the SCOTUS take a paddle to him for sending people to prison for non-crimes in the Enron case.

Mueller needs to be drummed out of society for this.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (O9qtX)

252 Italian Chef Kiss

The Italian Chef Kiss refers to a stereotypical gesture made by cooks of European descent that indicates perfection or deliciousness. Online, pictures of the Chef Kiss or simply typing "Italian Chef Kiss" is used to either earnestly react to good content or used to sarcastically respond to content that has an excess of negative qualities.


https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/italian-chef-kiss

Allahpundit should have said that instead of the kisses fingers thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (KDpai)

253 Its time to dox this allahpundit mother fucking piece of shit and send his personal info to every mosque in the country.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (+dsLj)

254 Don't kiss that finger. You don't know where it's been!

Posted by: Capt. Rex Kramer at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (IqV8l)

255 Was Herr Muller the Hitler Jugend in the movie Cabaret?

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (wA4B4)

256 Because the social stratum he wants to belong to hates PDT.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

------

^THIS. He is praying with every fiber of his being to get an offer from a mainline publication, like his semi-literate protege Noah Rothman got from Commentary.

He really went around the twist when that happened, and he hopes that enough liberal NeverTrump virtue signaling will land him a gig at Weakly Standard or some other gay place like that.

Because that would validate his thus-far useless existence.

It will never happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (AzW6q)

257 Only 87 "likes" too.Poor Ap,even Billy Kristol's unhinged spew gets thousands.....

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (LiyEm)

258 Mean tweets.

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2018 02:23 PM (G0vdT)

Scoresese is securing the rights for the movie as we speak.

Posted by: Chase at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (RbV5J)

259 anyone else think Herr Müller clicked his heels while still in the crib?

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (wA4B4)

260 The anthrax guys too

I'd forgotten about that, he was the guy who busted the wrong guy for the Anthrax scare.

Meuller is a festival of incompetence, he's like a greatest hits reel for how not to be a prosecutor. So obviously, first choice to run the FBI for George W Bush.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (39g3+)

261 "HE'S THE BOSS. Its so frustrating, he's way too hands off with his executive department, like he doesn't want to be involved with the nuts and bolts part, just the big picture stuff."

The purpose of the Mueller investigation is obstruction of justice - as long as the Mueller investigation is on-going, anything Trump does could be investigated and constructed as obstruction. Even things like declassifying information, firing or reassigning employees, etc. These guys are using a criminal investigation just to keep their jobs, and protect their pensions.

Posted by: George Orwell's angry ghost at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (ABH6n)

262 232. the junk tatton exams happen every other Tuesday, here in comgress sauna ville.

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (M0wRt)

263 TRUMP TWEETS IMPEACHMENT GROUNDS EXPERTS SAY...

Posted by: CNN Chyron (closed captioned for the mentally retarded) at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (koNhm)

264 209
>"While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?"

>> "Back in the day before he lost his mind, AP was a somewhat
interesting anti-islam blogger. That's where the "Allah" sobriquet came
from, I believe."

Well, since that rationale is no longer operative, maybe he should change it to something more fittlng... perhaps "Captain Irrelevant."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (B4Xff)

265 and pressuring senior law enforcement officials to tamp down the inquiry

------------

There is no way this can be a crime if done by the President.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (sX1BW)

266
Think the kissing fingers thing is like when a chef is telling you something is excellent by putting all their fingertip together, kissing them, and then opening up the hand?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)


I hope he wash his hands first

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (10vO4)

267 >>Judicial Watch getting the redacted FISA warrant on Carter Page was no small thing - someone had to declassify it; FISA is not covered by FOIA. The truth is coming out.

And yet what did Trump tweet out when the FISA warrant was released? Congratulations to JW for doing something Trump himself could have done with a snap of his fingers a year ago.

Trump also knows that Rosenstein signed one of the FISA warrants and he hasn't come down on him. Dana Boente, another signer of one of the warrants, was actually promoted in the DOJ.

I agree with the statement above that there are things going on behind the scenes that we don't know about. The only other explanation is Trump is incompetent and allowing all of this to happen when he has the power to stop it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (/tuJf)

268 how many of Herr Muller's cousins were Einzatsgruppen?

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (wA4B4)

269 >>Supposedly, Josh Barro.



Or Banana Splits Guy?
Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

270 TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP POISONED MY DOG !!

Posted by: CNN Chyron (closed captioned for the mentally retarded) at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (koNhm)

271 Oooh, Susan Li with the nice lips is wearing a low cut blue dress.
Hubba hubba!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (8iiMU)

272 Perhaps Trump is not declassifying information until right before the midterms. If he times it right (and the information is negative to the dems) folks will have time only to absorb that the democrats are bad right before they vote. If he does this he is pretty smart for a non-politician.

Posted by: lightning at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (rfvlz)

273 255 Was Herr Muller the Hitler Jugend in the movie Cabaret?
Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:25 PM (wA4B4)


Bingo, schatzie!

Posted by: Herr Mueller at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (ATVNj)

274 The Italian Chef Kiss refers to a stereotypical gesture made by cooks of European descent that indicates perfection or deliciousness.

Ah, you're right, its Italian. And it looks kinda fey no matter who does it. Never made sense to me in any case, what are you trying to convey? It makes things explode from your mouth?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

275 But maybe consider that Mueller is going nuclear because he's desperate?
Mueller's got nothing, so he's threatening Trump to get him to stop defending himself and informing citizens directly (no MSM filter) via twitter. Desperation.


We will see in the midterms, if the American nation doesn't respond to this past 2 years of mendacity, unparalleled and heretofore unimaginable in a free society with a sound rebuke and rejection of the increasingly openly tyrannically insane Left, then our Republican Democracy is over.

Posted by: hevel varik at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (DfHNp)

276 I can't help but think that a lot of this falls on Sessions' shoulders. By recusing himself he essentially kneecapped himself in being able to carry out his job. He basically gave Trump an AG from the fucking Obama administration. Rosenstein has/had far more reasons to recuse himself than Sessions and yet he hangs in there.


The Left laughs at our Boy Scout values. I love the Boy Scouts but they never won a war. And this is War!

If Sessions insisted on being a Boy Scout he should have gone one step further and resigned, clearing the way for a real AG. By not doing so he's demonstrated that he's just a weak, frightened of his own shadow, little man.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (RRchO)

277 APUNDIT buys his panties pre-bunched.

Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (RuIsu)

278 I learned something new today -

Did you know that zero tolerance to illegal immigration is ethnic cleansing, according to Occasional-Kotex?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (vg8iE)

279 259 anyone else think Herr M_ller clicked his heels while still in the crib?
Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (wA4B4)

You gotta learn to goose-crawl before you can goose-step.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (AURKQ)

280 Supposedly, Josh Barro.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (UnA8+)

----

Too old. Faggy enough, but too old.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (AzW6q)

281 263
TRUMP TWEETS IMPEACHMENT GROUNDS EXPERTS SAY...

Posted by: CNN Chyron (closed captioned for the mentally retarded) at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (koNhm)

1A says otherwise.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (jxbfJ)

282 This persecution of Trump will be over as soon as the fabled 90K secretly sealed indictments are released by Huber Co.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (r9UYA)

283 In other shocking news:Women prefer physically fot men with good jobs and no criminal record.




Lies!

BTDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (7/YOc)

284 210 While we're on the subject, what was the rationale for the moniker "Allahpundit"? Does he fancy himself a pundit for "Allah"?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 26, 2018 02:16 PM (B4Xff)

I think it started after 9/11? He was critical of Islam at the time ? Writing fake surah...but that was long ago, and anyone who knows more is free to correct me.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2018 02:20 PM (bUjCl)

There was a time when AllahPundit was kinda funny, at least post-9/11. Then he went to Hot Gas and time passed and he just went off the rails. Maybe the stress got to him, maybe he started believing his own press, maybe he chose a bad time to quit sniffing glue, but he's basically a disassociative wino with a blog now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 26, 2018 02:28 PM (RD7QR)

285 @219

It's a laughing matter except for all of the carnage and financial ruin that Mueller is wrecking against satellites of Trump, Flynn, Manefort, Caputo, etc.


This is not a game, it's a deadly serious matter with real world consequences.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (FquqN)

286
So would this be the first attempt ever to indict someone for obstruction of justice because of tweets?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (10vO4)

287 Ja, ja. Ich bin ein schnitzel!

Posted by: Herr Mueller at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (ATVNj)

288 will Herr Muller do a victory jig if Manafort is convicted?

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (wA4B4)

289 so I wrote a whole paragraph at Jack, and it went bye bye. had to do wit sally yates and sessions in 2017 , wiki Yates reference # 14. and what he thought of the video presented.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (dPd5y)

290 Tomorrow Belongs to Me!

Posted by: Herr Muller at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (wA4B4)

291 this might just be liberal wish-casting. They would love to get Trump on his tweets

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (4YHTV)

292 Cali DMV worker slept thousands of hours on the job

http://tinyurl.com/ycyn7kc8

#UnionStrong ?

Posted by: McCool at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (SKnnE)

293 we can trust the GOPe to not impeach Rosenstein
can we really trust the GOPe to not impeach Trump?
senate might be harder, but I don't underestimate how corrupt the DC cabal is, both "sides" ... of the uniparty mob really want THEIR unhindered mob boss control back. (and their CoC handlers would reward them)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (bT8Z4)

294 In other shocking news:Women prefer physically fot men with good jobs and no criminal record.

So, depending on which way that's misspelled, I've got a chance.

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (P1f+c)

295 TRUMP TWEETS IMPEACHMENT GROUNDS EXPERTS SAY...

Posted by: CNN Chyron (closed captioned for the mentally retarded) at July 26, 2018 02:26 PM (koNhm)

1A says otherwise.

--------

Article 2 - what does it say?

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (sX1BW)

296 I look forward to the prosecution of John Brennan for his tweets.

Posted by: Furious George at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (9vQJW)

297 269 >>Supposedly, Josh Barro.



Or Banana Splits Guy?
Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:27 PM (W+vEI)



Not sure Josh every split a banana but heard he he could peel one in his ass

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (TdS5t)

298 #tweeting should be grounds for Americas impeachment!

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (dPd5y)

299 Apundit kisses those fingers even when he knows exactly where they've been.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)

300 Mueller has already proven he's willing to indict the proverbial ham sandwich, and we all know (and have known since Day One) that his witch hunt is all about building an impeachment case, nothing more or less.

I have to believe a guy who made billions in NYC real estate and casino development didn't manage that because he's naive and trusting; and he's therefore well prepared for what this prick has coming down the pike for him.

I suspect the impeachment articles against the DAG were his first (and possibly) last warning shot in that coming war.

Posted by: DocJ at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (NYS7S)

301 People DO hear the shit about Trump on the way to their destination spots.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM (7/YOc)


Funny how none of it seems to have any effect. It's like all of that screaming is falling on deaf ears.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (hLRSq)

302 Since the day Trump announced he was running for President everyday has been better than the last.

We are winning and they have lost it big time.

Posted by: Old Nam Vet at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (FqZOm)

303
Cali DMV worker slept thousands of hours on the job


How did they notice?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (10vO4)

304 231 Mueller knowingly pursued charges and convictions of four people he knew were innocent. They were bad men but not guilty of what Mueller lied about.



To protect Boston crime boss Whitey freakin' Bulger!!!
Posted by: Lizzy

The anthrax guys too
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (u732F)


If he goes after Iron Maiden we riot.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

305 I like the idea of impeaching Rosenpenis, but Dershowitz says it's a bad idea that will make impeachment of Trump more likely. So I'm not sure.

I still think I like it, though.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (HiLJ1)

306 so I guess freedom of speech still means the Speech they like#

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (dPd5y)

307
I hope he wash his hands first
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


I hope he doesn't.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (IqV8l)

308 There was a time when AllahPundit was kinda funny, at least post-9/11. Then he went to Hot Gas and time passed and he just went off the rails.

It happened pretty quickly there, and about the same time that Andrew "milky loads" Sullivan went berserk. I am pretty sure it was for the same basic reason, too: homosexual "marriage."

Obama spent 6 of his 8 years as president repeatedly condemning and opposing homosexual "marriage" yet all these leftists love him.

Trump never opposed it and has embraced the idea all along, and they hate him.

Go figure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

309 303
Cali DMV worker slept thousands of hours on the job


How did they notice?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (10vO4)

She complained about having to pick up the slack from her co-workers.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

310 If he goes after Iron Maiden we riot.
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (7HtZB)

We're not gonna take it.

Posted by: Dee Snyder at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (AURKQ)

311 Supposedly, Josh Barro.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 02:21 PM (UnA8+)
****************************
I wish Michelle Malkin would just out him.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (PvFoN)

312 I can't help but think that a lot of this falls on Sessions' shoulders. By recusing himself he essentially kneecapped himself in being able to carry out his job.

WRONG. Sessions is doing a bang-up job protecting average Americans. Didn't you read that his DOJ just recently arrested a bunch of Indians (dot, not feather) for crank telemarketing calls?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (CSNuj)

313 The Party hates Trump's tweeting. I bet they're just trying anything to get back to the gatekeeping they love so much.

It's been curious to me how much (particularly in the (R) faction of the Party) they try to make an issue of his tweeting, and how it must stop if Trump is to govern effectively.

That literally makes no sense. It's a logical mess of an argument.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

314 252. I object to the flagrant instance of cultural appropriation sir! You will soon be hearing from the capo of the italo anti defamation league, Don Guido Sarducci.

Posted by: kallisto at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (M0wRt)

315 can we really trust the GOPe to not impeach Trump?

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Yes ... so long as Trump retains his base ... a few may go over if the Dems were to take the house. But so long as GOP retains House, the threat of impeachment on Trump remains very small unless Trump caves on something important to his base (i.e., immigration).

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (sX1BW)

316 Cali DMV worker slept thousands of hours on the job

http://tinyurl.com/ycyn7kc8

Posted by: McCool at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (SKnnE)

Piker!

Posted by: Rip Van Sessions at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (QfqyL)

317 If he goes after Iron Maiden we riot.
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (7HtZB)
_______________________________________________

Iron Maiden?

Excellent.

Posted by: Bill and Ted (Not Clinton and Cruz) at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (ATVNj)

318 Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: Allahpoundit at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (vtcmf)

319 cicero, was that supposed to be encouraging?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (dPd5y)

320 The anthrax guys too
Posted by: Jean at July 26, 2018 02:22 PM (u732F)


Even after the FBI payed Hatfill ( original anthrax suspect) 6 million $$ for bothering him, wadsucker Mueller wouldn't apologize.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (TdS5t)

321 Well, isn't that special ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (yN/cP)

322
like the idea of impeaching Rosenpenis, but Dershowitz says it's a bad idea that will make impeachment of Trump more likely. So I'm not sure.


Dershowitz failed to make one important distinction. Nobody voted for Rosenpenis and 60 million people voted for Trump

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:34 PM (10vO4)

323 As I construe the Constitution as colored by ancient Hawaiian tribal custom, those tweets equal high crimes and misdemeanors. I'm clearing my docket.

Posted by: Wiki Waki Random Hawaiian Judge No. 7 at July 26, 2018 02:34 PM (CSNuj)

324 Sessions will prevail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmmLbS4QpxQ

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:34 PM (r9UYA)

325 Sessions is doing a bang-up job protecting average Americans.

He actually is, he's just doing a terrible job dealing with the corruption, abuse of power, ethics violations, lawbreaking, and incompetence in his own department.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

326 cicero, was that supposed to be encouraging?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (dPd5y)


I'm hoping he was being sarcastic.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 26, 2018 02:34 PM (RRchO)

327 Ha, Farcebook stock still down 19% today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2018 02:34 PM (8iiMU)

328 redacted why should he? WE apologized Mueller .. well (must have dirt on every govt official)

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:35 PM (dPd5y)

329 Ich bin die Staat !

Posted by: Herr Muller at July 26, 2018 02:35 PM (wA4B4)

330 So would this be the first attempt ever to indict someone for obstruction of justice because of tweets?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:29 PM (10vO4)

Andrew Johnson. He sent nasty notes by carrier pigeon which was known as homing tweeting.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:35 PM (EZkQC)

331 cicero, was that supposed to be encouraging?
Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:33 PM (dPd5y)



You're saying my optimistic enthusiasm is not infectious, then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 02:35 PM (CSNuj)

332 Meinen Vater vas Heinrich Muller!

Posted by: Herr Muller at July 26, 2018 02:35 PM (wA4B4)

333 lgop, he Does have a dry humor. so probably

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:35 PM (dPd5y)

334 I like the idea of impeaching Rosenpenis, but Dershowitz says it's a bad idea that will make impeachment of Trump more likely. So I'm not sure.

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It might, it might not. No one knows what effect it would ultimately have. All I know is conventional wisdom is usually wrong. Doing the right thing is usually right. So impeach away.

If the end result of this is that it leads to more impeachments within the executive branch, then lets have it. Its a remedy that has been far underutilized.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (sX1BW)

335 Maybe the stress got to him, maybe he started believing his own press, maybe he chose a bad time to quit sniffing glue, but he's basically a disassociative wino with a blog now.

Yeah, it's sad.

Posted by: Ollie Willis at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (kqsXK)

336 Funny how none of it seems to have any effect. It's like all of that screaming is falling on deaf ears.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Of his base, sure.

What about undecideds and #WalkAways?

If it's a guaranteed lock, why are people worried about losing the house?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (7/YOc)

337 Eh. CNN and MSNBC and the tabs (previously regarded as the "legitimate" press) are screaming at their sources for more leaks to fill their airwaves, websites and pages with cheap, unverified fake news. It's more profitable to publish sensationalist BS, all you need is a phone. It's even cheaper than reporting strange murders and hurricanes.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (Pqytn)

338 Hello Horde,

As many of you saw, yesterday I put up a call for help in the GP Prayer list thread yesterday, as I was looking at looming homelessness within weeks.

Well, the Horde responded in an incredible fashion. I am simply amazed at the Community here. The generosity was overwhelming, and I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.

It was pretty dusty in here all of yesterday, and it is very dusty as I type this response.

I am proud to call myself a Moron, and to include myself as a member of the best community on the Web. If y'all don't mind, I will be dropping this note in each thread today.

Thank you all once again.

Tim

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (b3Pum)

339 > "308
There was a time when AllahPundit was kinda funny, at least
post-9/11. Then he went to Hot Gas and time passed and he just went off
the rails.

>> "It happened pretty quickly there, and about the same time that
Andrew "milky loads" Sullivan went berserk. I am pretty sure it was for
the same basic reason, too: homosexual "marriage." --Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Litmus test. That's when the faux "conservative" masks are thrown off.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (B4Xff)

340 306
so I guess freedom of speech still means the Speech they like#

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (dPd5y)
Heh - if you want to see stupid hair-on-fire - read the AOL article comments on the Kaitlin Collins exclusion.Death of Freedom of the Press! OMG!
I missed the part in the Constitution where it says there has to be press conferences, that the President has to answer all their questions to THEIR satisfaction, and that the President can't tell a 'journalist' they're barred because "stupid".
Anyone remember during Big Ears administration they were all keen to establish "official" journalists and press organizations? Ah, good times.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (37IEG)

341 You will soon be hearing from the capo of the italo anti defamation league, Don Guido Sarducci.

Eh, I ain't afraid, I got Johnny LaRue on my side

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)

342 Herr Trump ist eine Judishe Liebhaber! geh nach Dachau!

Posted by: Herr Muller at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (wA4B4)

343 294 In other shocking news:Women prefer physically fot men with good jobs and no criminal record.

So, depending on which way that's misspelled, I've got a chance.
Posted by: mikeski


fot -- adjective -- Morbidly obese and yet trim and muscular at the same time. Example: "That Russian weightlifter is so fot!"

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (c+2jX)

344 cicero, infection that feels plagued, well sure.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (dPd5y)

345 The Party hates Trump's tweeting. I bet they're just trying anything to get back to the gatekeeping they love so much.

It's been curious to me how much (particularly in the (R) faction of the Party) they try to make an issue of his tweeting, and how it must stop if Trump is to govern effectively.

That literally makes no sense. It's a logical mess of an argument.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:32 PM (AzW6q)


Huckabee addressed this on Sunday's Life, Liberty and Levin by stating that he's the first Preznit since Reagan that isn't financially owned by the K Street lobbyists.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (y7DUB)

346 imagine the grand jury here:

FBI agent testifies that Gen Flynn lied while he was being interviewed.

a majority of grand jury members, who are basically picked at random from DC voter rolls, agree that if the FBI agent testified that Flynn lied, he probably lied and the case should go to trial
Indictment.

Easy-Peasy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (UFyv9)

347 Ha. That guy is searching for anything. Still say Trump should fire his butt. Let's get this obstruction of justice rolling and charge Mueller.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (r+sAi)

348 High Tweets and Misdemeanors

Posted by: Mega at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (Nbk6e)

349 Most of the guys in the WWE are fot as hell.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (c+2jX)

350 I don't want another circus of impeaching Rosenstein but he can't be allowed to get away with threatening a Congressional oversite committee.

He should be caned.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (EZkQC)

351 That sound you hear is Giuliani laughing. In fact, any constitutional lawyer is laughing.
This is more wish-casting subversion by Mueller and his team of Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (VpIIl)

352 "But maybe consider that Mueller is going nuclear because he's desperate?
Mueller's got nothing, so he's threatening Trump to get him to stop defending himself and informing citizens directly"
Mueller has something .. he has Hillary guilty, and himself guilty of criminal coverup. So he is a cornered rat that will do anything to destroy Trump (and his own prosecution?) That's the point ... he is squeezing people to fabricate the framing of Trump ... which started before the election.

or if there is anything on Trump at all, it is minor but will be made major (see Martha Stewart) ... I doubt they have that ... doesn't matter, Mueller has convicted innocent people, apparently to protect mobsters (Bulger?) ... and he has BigMoney and BigMedia helping him. And probably some foreign governments.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (bT8Z4)

353

Sooo, what is Muller exact task? Why is he doing anything???

He just waits around for something to go run and investigate?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (g55Q1)

354 way way ONT. but I have been worried about Ricardo Kill, has anyone heard from him and that he is well?

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (dPd5y)

355 This sounds like "fake news". Seriously, why would anyone know that Mueller is examining "tweets" from the president? Like it's some kind of bombshell info they got from super secret leakers?

And for the one millionth time, Trump cannot be indicted. So this Allahpundit person should apply for a job at CNN, he's about as bright as any in their entire cadre of simpleton parrots they label as reporters.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (BrbGR)

356 So if several people are involved in an investigation but also have to deal with each other in other contexts, they can't interact with or make reference to each other lest they commit obstruction? That makes no sense.

Posted by: Bear phone at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (WrY3/)

357
It's either because he feels it's not politically feasible to go last
scene of The Godfather on the DOJ Mueller at this time, or because he thinks the investigation makes them look like idiots.

Posted by: josephistan





Well it doesn't. 80% of America has not clue how stupid they look. They have no clue who they are.

Summer vacations are in full swing.



People DO hear the shit about Trump on the way to their destination spots.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:18 PM

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But when NBC did a poll this week of what concerns American voters the most, Russia didn't even make the list.


So even if regular Joe's are hearing this, it most certainly is not making them care about it. Plus the democrat party itself under water with voters, more voters distrust them than trust them to represent their views.


that is going to leave a mark in the mid terms.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (JUOKG)

358 TRUE: Fake news.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (Bdeb0)

359 cicero, infection that feels plagued, well sure.
Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (dPd5y)


My work here is done.

*leaps heroically onto parapet*

*jumps*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (CSNuj)

360 "48 Shorter Allahpundit : "Ah waaarsh maaaahself with aaaaah raaaaag onnnn aaaaaah steeeeyiiiiick."
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (UnA8+)"


*golf clap*

Possible AoSHQ Hall of Fame material.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (yN/cP)

361 Didn't the Hawaiian Judge divine President Trump's true intentions through telepathy, tea leaves or how coconuts fell off the trees in his back yard?

Surely the Mueller investigation has a Wiccan or two on the payroll for something this important.

Posted by: JB1000 at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (16OL0)

362 I don't want another circus of impeaching Rosenstein but he can't be allowed to get away with threatening a Congressional oversite committee.

He should be caned.

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Caning executive branch employees is my preferred method of punishment too.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

363 anyone see the BS peddled at TCT about Sessions playing possum and Huber has 40k sealed indictments

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (wA4B4)

364 Remember Sammo Hung, who was Jackie Chan's partner in most of his early kung-fu comedies? Damn, he was fot.

Posted by: zombie at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (c+2jX)

365 I like the idea of impeaching Rosenpenis, but
Dershowitz says it's a bad idea that will make impeachment of Trump more
likely. So I'm not sure.



---------------



It might, it might not. No one knows what effect it would
ultimately have. All I know is conventional wisdom is usually wrong.
Doing the right thing is usually right. So impeach away.



If the end result of this is that it leads to more impeachments
within the executive branch, then lets have it. Its a remedy that has
been far underutilized.


Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM

Trump could have fired rosenstein and meuller both 5 or six months ago and it would have blown over by now. He can't do it this close to the midterms.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (JUOKG)

366 327 Ha, Farcebook stock still down 19% today.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop



everything old is new again as millennials discover nobody wants to sit though their boring ass vacation pic slideshows.

Posted by: x at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (nFwvY)

367 grabs cicero's tie, You don't get away from us that easily!

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (dPd5y)

368 This Mueller this is a laughable joke now. If they had anything already it would've come out.

Posted by: Draki at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (eP/lw)

369 If it's a guaranteed lock, why are people worried about losing the house?

Its not always true, but often the party in power of the executive department loses seats in the legislative during off year elections. However that is typically associated with bad economic news or people's frustration with the president, and none of that is true this year. I would be very surprised if the GOP lost the house, but its not exactly unprecedented.

The generosity was overwhelming, and I would like to thank everyone from the bottom of my heart.

Glad to hear it, may God continue be with you and your family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (39g3+)

370 I am in fact quite fot myself.

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (LiyEm)

371 (294) How about no job and a good criminal record?
That's what I see around here...

Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (RuIsu)

372 avi, I want to be convinced.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (dPd5y)

373 303
Cali DMV worker slept thousands of hours on the job


How did they notice?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:31 PM (10vO4)


Customers did as they pulled a ticket from the Take a Number dispenser. But that doesn't really count, now, does it?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (di1hb)

374 >>He should be caned. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (EZkQC)

He should be canned. Boiled, diced, seasoned, and canned.

Ro-Tel, with Green Chiles and Rosenstein.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)

375 Dershy already plotting his comeback to dims, calls Lanny "honorable"


Friggin HA, HA

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (TdS5t)

376 >>This sounds like "fake news". Seriously, why would anyone know that Mueller is examining "tweets" from the president? Like it's some kind of bombshell info they got from super secret leakers?

And it comes on the very same day that Trump announces that he is going to launch an investigation into twitter's shadow banning of conservatives. In a tweet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (/tuJf)

377 Caning executive branch employees is my preferred method of punishment too.
Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (sX1BW)

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You're much kinder than I am. My preferred method suspension in an iron cage until the buzzards are picking at their living corpses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (AzW6q)

378 Those Sumo wrestlers are really fot too. And so is the Kingpin of Crime

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (39g3+)

379 Trump could have fired rosenstein and meuller both 5 or six months ago and it would have blown over by now. He can't do it this close to the midterms.

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Probably not a good time now. Of course should the GOP retain Congress, then fire away. The people have spoken, time to move on.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (sX1BW)

380
Caning executive branch employees is my preferred method of punishment too.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:38 PM (sX1BW)


Yep. I think the impeachmeant talk is just a fundraising ploy before they go home on recess.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (10vO4)

381 I have it from credible sources that Allahpundit draws pictures in his own feces.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (CSNuj)

382 >>363
anyone see the BS peddled at TCT about Sessions playing possum and Huber has 40k sealed indictments

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM

Some people know heroin is bad for them yet, they still shoot up.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (r9UYA)

383 Trump needs to troll this on Twitter. And, it needs to be epic.

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (0ul97)

384 I guess I should mention for the gazzilionth time how very disappointed I have been with our govt the last decade. It would be longer i'm sure if I knew everything, but a decade ago is when I actually tried to focus on anything other than work.

Posted by: willow at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (dPd5y)

385 I like this term fot. Fat + fit + hot. Chubby and yet athletic. Like an East German weightlifter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

386 Lese majeste?

GTFO

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 26, 2018 02:42 PM (3DZIZ)

387 anyone see the BS peddled at TCT about Sessions playing possum and Huber has 40k sealed indictments
Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (wA4B4)


They've been stuck on that for an amount of time which far exceeds my patience threshold.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (y7DUB)

388 I think that, should the GOP retain the House (or even gain seats as I believe is somewhat likely), the dog and pony show will wind down. The only reason its still going is the last, desperate hope that the blue wave myth is somehow true and they take control of congress.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)

389 I am proud to call myself a Moron, and to include myself as a member of the best community on the Web. If y'all don't mind, I will be dropping this note in each thread today.

Thank you all once again.

Tim
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 02:36 PM (b3Pum)

I was just getting ready to repost the GoFundMe link for you and boom...there you are!

Here's the link for those that missed it.

http://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (Enq6K)

390 U want this coup d'etat to end
U'll accept it just fading away
U'll get the Burning Times

Posted by: Do I amuse U? at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (rpnTL)

391 What if Sessions, out of the blue, files obstruction charges against Mueller and Rosenstein? They're both so far off the reservation now that "recusal" for Russia-reasons no longer matters...

No press conference, no fanfare, just sneak it in there one day....

idle musings, don't mind me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (AURKQ)

392 381
I have it from credible sources that Allahpundit draws pictures in his own feces.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (CSNuj)

I heard it was 'with', but hey, why quibble over truth.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (37IEG)

393
And for the one millionth time, Trump cannot be indicted.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (BrbGR)


Yeah , but still....

Posted by: What the narcissistic ignorant say when you prove them wrong at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (EZkQC)

394 AssholePundit is just as stupid as the rest of them, thinking that Trump tweets while on the toilet, or after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.

Trump's tweets are thought out and they have a purpose and it still hasn't dawned on these assholes that when Trump long ago said that Obama "wiretapped" him, HE HAD THE FUCKING PROOF!

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (y8Foj)

395 I think that, should the GOP retain the House (or even gain seats as I believe is somewhat likely), the dog and pony show will wind down. The only reason its still going is the last, desperate hope that the blue wave myth is somehow true and they take control of congress.

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There would simply be no reason to continue it unless you believe it was part of the reason why the GOP won or increased as you said. Keep letting the enemy make mistakes and all that.

Still I would hope it gets wound down. The people should have a say in this too, and that would be our say.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (sX1BW)

396 >>388 I think that, should the GOP retain the House (or even gain seats as I believe is somewhat likely), the dog and pony show will wind down.Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (39g3+)

The dog and pony show will continue.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (Bdeb0)

397 Someone needs to photoshop Mueller in a Klan hat. Lynching Umpa Lumpas has got to stop. This is not who we are!

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (2LelM)

398 376
>>This sounds like "fake news". Seriously, why would anyone know
that Mueller is examining "tweets" from the president? Like it's some
kind of bombshell info they got from super secret leakers?



And it comes on the very same day that Trump announces that he is
going to launch an investigation into twitter's shadow banning of
conservatives. In a tweet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (/tuJf)

The MFM is like a group of sugared up, ADD kids crossed with that lack of memory guy in "Memento". And they project their condition on to the American public. Unfortunately, a significant portion of the public fall into that category.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (8iiMU)

399 anyone see the BS peddled at TCT about Sessions playing possum and Huber has 40k sealed indictments
Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (wA4B4)

They've been stuck on that for an amount of time which far exceeds my patience threshold.
Posted by: Captain Hate


How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)

400 like this term fot. Fat + fit + hot. Chubby and yet athletic. Like an East German weightlifter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

Kevin James is FOT or used to be.

Posted by: What the narcissistic ignorant say when you prove them wrong at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (EZkQC)

401 Trump could have fired rosenstein and meuller both 5
or six months ago and it would have blown over by now. He can't do it
this close to the midterms.



---------



Probably not a good time now. Of course should the GOP retain
Congress, then fire away. The people have spoken, time to move on.



Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM

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I have zero doubt that is Trump's plan. Fire both rosenstein and meuller if republicans retain the House and hunker down for impeachment hearings if they lose it. The Senate is not in play so Trump can't be removed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (JUOKG)

402 I think Mueller should indict Trump for that missing Malaysia Airline flight 370 back in 2014. Trump has to be responsible for that, because that theory about the black hole swallowing the plane just doesn't add up.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 26, 2018 02:46 PM (2sCft)

403 The dog and pony show will continue.

Sure, but it will be a different one. The Meuller circus is pretty well wrapped up at this point. They'll come up with something else.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)

404 385 I like this term fot. Fat + fit + hot. Chubby and yet athletic. Like an East German weightlifter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

A gender-neutral replacement for "dad bod"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2018 02:46 PM (AURKQ)

405 HotAir..... indeed... expect that sissy to soon be on the View with the other ladies....

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:46 PM (DpEis)

406
Trump could have fired rosenstein and meuller both 5 or six months ago and it would have blown over by now. He can't do it this close to the midterms.


The idea is to hold the house in the mid-terms and fire Rosenstein early next year. It's a gamble but he'll be in a much better position if we hold the house.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:46 PM (10vO4)

407 I have zero doubt that is Trump's plan. Fire both rosenstein and meuller if republicans retain the House and hunker down for impeachment hearings if they lose it. The Senate is not in play so Trump can't be removed.

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At least impeachment hearings would sort of legitimize (from a Constitutional perspective) this whole farce.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:46 PM (sX1BW)

408 I still say that Trump should meet with Mueller--but not answer a single question.
He should sit down, ask for a Diet Coke, look Mueller square in the eye and say, "Are you FUCKING kidding me?"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (y8Foj)

409 Zangief was fot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (AzW6q)

410 Mueller: "Okay, we got nothing on collusion. I mean, not a damn thing. Who's got some idea's"

Democrat Flunkies: "How about his tweets?"

Mueller: "Yeah, what about them?".

Flunkies: "We could say they're obstruction of justice?"

Mueller: "Obstruction of justice with no underlying crime? I LIKE IT. Get a subpoena right now!"

Flunkies: "Um, Bob, his tweets are public record. They're right here on my phone. We don't need a subpoena."

Mueller: "Sneaky SOB"

Posted by: WisRich at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (G0vdT)

411 just a rumor, I know, but I heard that Alohapundit was the inspiration for Mr Hankie.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (UFyv9)

412 393


And for the one millionth time, Trump cannot be indicted.



Posted by: Jen the original at July 26, 2018 02:37 PM (BrbGR)




Yeah , but still....





Posted by: What the narcissistic ignorant say when you prove them wrong at July 26, 2018 02:44 PM (EZkQC)Of course he can be indicted! After all, how can I become President before 2020 if he can't be impeached, the election results overturned, followed by my coronation...uh, inauguration ceremony?

Posted by: Mecha_Hillary_2020 at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (37IEG)

413 The MFM is like a group of sugared up, ADD kids crossed with that lack of memory guy in "Memento". And they project their condition on to the American public. Unfortunately, a significant portion of the public fall into that category.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (8iiMU)

To stretch the comparison:

Both are covered in incomprehensible tattoos

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (AURKQ)

414 Dershy already plotting his comeback to dims, calls Lanny "honorable"


Friggin HA, HA
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 02:40 PM (TdS5t)


Some things just can't be walked back. Fuck off, Dersh.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (y7DUB)

415 >>How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)

Pogrom. Shackled prisoners, creaking tumbrels, wailing, a howling crowd, the "National Razor."

Two busy weeks.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)

416 I was just getting ready to repost the GoFundMe link for you and boom...there you are!

Here's the link for those that missed it.

http://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o
Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 02:43 PM (Enq6K)

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Thank you, Tami!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (b3Pum)

417 We used to kill the losers in the who runs things contest, take their stuff, keep their wimmenz and drive the survivors from the land. It's still available if that's what they really want.

Posted by: DaveA at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (FhXTo)

418 Trmp has flushed out all of the statist Socialists.... thank you sir, for giving us clarity...

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (DpEis)

419 Too bad Trump couldn't shut all of this down.

Oh wait.

Hard for me to really get too upset if Trump himself won't do anything about it, I guess because he's scared of the GOP Congress.

Obviously Mueller is going to recommend impeachment for obstruction of justice on something bullshit, he knows he'll go down as a hero in DC for it.

Did anyone not see this eventual outcome?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (UfkIY)

420 399 anyone see the BS peddled at TCT about Sessions playing possum and Huber has 40k sealed indictments
Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (wA4B4)

They've been stuck on that for an amount of time which far exceeds my patience threshold.
Posted by: Captain Hate


How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)

FOREVER, BUT TRUST SESSIONS!!!!!!!

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (wA4B4)

421 just a rumor, I know, but I heard that Alohapundit was the inspiration for Mr Hankie.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 26, 2018 02:47 PM (UFyv9)

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I see him more as Milton from Office Space. Except with out the balls to actually do anything about his life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (AzW6q)

422 After quelling revolt, Marcus Crassus put up 6000 festive holiday decorations along the Appian Way. That many wouldn't be needed to get the message across, just the Woodrow Wilson bridge would suffice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (xzqr4)

423 This is beyond ridiculous. And AllahPundit is a cuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (Js/7v)

424 I gotta go with the theory that PDTS has a plan, and it involves Snoozy McSnoozerson, because there is no freakin way that guy could keep his job otherwise.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (ZYcR0)

425 It IS possible that the Mueller probe will help the useless GOPe retain the House--because the public, seeing all this bullshit play out, realizes that Trump's presidency depends on it....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (y8Foj)

426 Dude, do you even constitution? These neverTrumpers sound worse than the insane progressives . . . and that's an accomplishment!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (uZqfA)

427 Strong, yet soft. Stroft!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (IqV8l)

428 There are a lot of fot linemen in football

How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?

Depends what that means. Could be counts rather than individual indictments. Indicted on 87 counts of felony jerkitude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

429 Pogrom. Shackled prisoners, creaking tumbrels, wailing, a howling crowd, the "National Razor."

Two busy weeks.
Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)

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I am still pulling for suspension in iron cages. Two to a cage, so bookies can take bets on who feeds upon whom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (AzW6q)

430
still say that Trump should meet with Mueller--but not answer a single question.


He should just kiss his fingers in response to every question

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (10vO4)

431 If anybody gets indicted for pissy things he says on the crapper, it'd be AP.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (oVJmc)

432
FOT - how Bostonians say fart.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (r+sAi)

433 >>just the Woodrow Wilson bridge would suffice.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (xzqr4)

Zod routinely crosses this bridge. Your plan is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (Bdeb0)

434 anyone see the BS peddled at TCT about Sessions playing possum and Huber has 40k sealed indictments
Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:39 PM (wA4B4)

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39,999k of those are for more Indians (dot, not feather). Sessions hates Indians.

Posted by: Jolo at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (WrMOC)

435 The President cannot be indicted until after his term... yes??

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (DpEis)

436 AllahPundit is a charter member of the Coup Cucks Clan, indeed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

437 >>He should just kiss his fingers in response to every question

All answers in the form of snarky tweets.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (/tuJf)

438 >>Trump's tweets are thought out and they have a purpose and it still hasn't dawned on these assholes that when Trump long ago said that Obama "wiretapped" him, HE HAD THE FUCKING PROOF!



Yup.

He also tweeted about Andy McCabe, wondering if he would get through the next 20+ days before retirement without being fired, and then...FBI recommends he be fired just days from retirement based on info from OIG report.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (W+vEI)

439 432

FOT - how Bostonians say fart.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (r+sAi)

No, that's FAHT - ask me how I know.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)

440 385 I like this term fot. Fat + fit + hot. Chubby and yet athletic. Like an East German weightlifter.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:41 PM (39g3+)

The great thing about them is that the women are as well hung as the men!

Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

441 How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)


It's the lack of attention to detail like that which keeps me from taking that loon Sundance seriously, even when I'm being assured HE'S REALLY REALLY SMART!!

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (y7DUB)

442
Trump should meet Mueller and hug and kiss him like an EU bureaucrat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

443 I gotta go with the theory that PDTS has a plan, and it involves Snoozy McSnoozerson, because there is no freakin way that guy could keep his job otherwise.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

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I want to believe that, but what exactly is the net benefit to consuming his Presidency with this shitshow?

So he can say the Clinton Foundation is crooked and they found evidence? We already knew that.

Just seems like a lot of trouble all to humiliate Clinton/Mueller/Comey. I bet half of his day every day is dealing with this.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (UfkIY)

444 >>Two to a cage, so bookies can take bets on who feeds upon whom. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:50 PM (AzW6q)

(Checks newsletter subscriptions)

My Periodicals Department appears to have failed to solicit yours. Please forward.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (Bdeb0)

445 Oh yeah,the kisses fingers thing was a Banana Shits Guy line.BSG is AP!

Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

446 The President cannot be indicted until after his term... yes??
Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (DpEis)

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As I understand it, yes. A sitting President cannot be indicted.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (b3Pum)

447 Trump should rent Stormy Daniels for Mueller. Guy is obviously not getting any.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (37IEG)

448 How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)

The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind...

Posted by: Bobby Dylan at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (y8Foj)

449 The President cannot be indicted until after his term... yes??

More precisely, the process by which a president is indicted is impeachment by the House of Representatives. So he can be indicted, its just not by the justice department, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)

450 Allahpundit was never a conservative. What is and always has been is a militant atheist asshole.

He came in after 9/11 because conservatives were the only ones who wanted to deal with the Muslim problem and provided him with a safe audience to vent his hatred for Islam (as a religion). Allah hates Muslims because it's a religion. He also hates Christians for the same reasons. Same story with Chris Hitchens (Allah's hero by the way he fangirled when Michelle Malkin got him an autographed copy of one of Hitchens' books). These people were only on our side as it pertained to the Muslim problem. Any port in a storm and all of that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (4ErVI)

451
Did Sessions violate his recusal from anything concerning the Russia investigation by coming out in defense of Rosenspenis?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (10vO4)

452 Trump could cause a lot of whiplash by tweeting praise for Mewler.

Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (ALj3k)

453

FOT ME?/1!?!??!1

WELL,, FOT YOU BUDDY!1!!!!!!

GOD TOLD ME TO SAY THAT!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (/Hopc)

454 It's the lack of attention to detail like that which keeps me from taking that loon Sundance seriously, even when I'm being assured HE'S REALLY REALLY SMART!!
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (y7DUB)

to be fair its not him but cultish posters peddling the Bull Shiite

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (wA4B4)

455 this is just outrage p0rn. I mean...Mueller's "examining" this issue? Oh, I'm sure there's tons of precedent for saying someone obstructed justice by commenting on a non-criminal, hypothetical event.

This reminds me Yellowstone the other night where they're discussing a double murder, the suspect and his lawyer (and this is on a ... how you say...relaxed Indian reservation) wonder why the mruder weapon was already on file and the perp says "well, the cop loaned it to me" and sad trombone, the perfect defense case just solidified. hilarious.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (GoLZO)

456 449 The President cannot be indicted until after his term... yes??

More precisely, the process by which a president is indicted is impeachment by the House of Representatives. So he can be indicted, its just not by the justice department, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)

Thank you for the clarification, Christopher....

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (DpEis)

457
Does this mean we can indict Rosie O'Donnell for incitement to imbecility?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (rXie1)

458 Trump has also repeatedly tweeted "where's the server?" lately, and that's got to be pissing off all the right people, including Mueller.

Mueller just indicted a bunch of Russians based on a server hack his team never saw, analyzed - only based on a 3rd party's determination (Crowdstrike).

Yeah, Mueller wants to shut Trump up so he or one of his team leaked this to the NYT.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (W+vEI)

459 As I understand it, yes. A sitting President cannot be indicted.

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Only because a sitting President would likely not indict himself. Other than that huge reason I see no reason why a sitting President could not be indicted.

Posted by: SH at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (sX1BW)

460 Oh yeah,the kisses fingers thing was a Banana Shits Guy line.BSG is AP!
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)


The grand unified theory has been solved!

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM (y7DUB)

461 also, now that trump is threatening to investigate twitter for banning conservatives, this is doubly important that mueller make it a crime for the president to talk to the nation.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (GoLZO)

462 My theory for a while is Allahpundit is a paid , liberal deep cover operative to basically gum up everything on our side. Trump pulled the mask down.

I've heard rumors about who he really is and supposedly its some liberal journalist.

Wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (UfkIY)

463 Dear Diary,

Since my balls shriveled up, I've been having a dream where I'm standing in some sort of sun god robe on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me!

Oh, and my boyfriend is doing butt stuff with a waiter at TGI Fridays while I watch and wait for his affections.

Posted by: Allahpud at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (uZqfA)

464 Trump could cause a lot of whiplash by tweeting praise for Mewler.
Posted by: davidt at July 26, 2018 02:53 PM (ALj3k)



How many dimensions of chess are you playing here, because you lost me on this one.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (CSNuj)

465 >>to be fair its not him but cultish posters peddling the Bull Shiite

It is known that bloggers are responsible for everything commenters say.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (/tuJf)

466 As I understand it, yes. A sitting President cannot be indicted.

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By George, am I a lucky son of a bitch!

Posted by: FDR at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (y8Foj)

467 I lump Allah P in with Hitchens, et al..... cognizantof Muslim threat.... toxic otherwise...

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:55 PM (DpEis)

468 >>448 How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)

Nationals Stadium. Locked doors. 20 Leatherfaces. Zombie Sheriff Ermey. Fifteen gallons of gas. "Grandmaw."

Under two hours. Rated R.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 02:56 PM (Bdeb0)

469 Nood

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 02:56 PM (Enq6K)

470 The President cannot be indicted until after his term... yes??

Posted by: kraken at July 26, 2018 02:51 PM (DpEis)



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As I understand it, yes. A sitting President cannot be indicted.


Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM

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Correct and meuller has already stated that he can't indict a sitting President. That statement caused wild speculation on the left because they believed for the 1,257th time that meuller had something on Trump and he was going to go to Congress with it after making that statement.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 02:56 PM (JUOKG)

471 BSG is AP!
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

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I think that's an actual possibility... I imagine that guy hates AoSHQ more than any site on the internet - ace is basically the Antiallahpundit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 26, 2018 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

472 yeah, so mueller will examine ways in which it's criminal for the president to give speeches (or mini-speeches via twitter) over hypothetical, non-crimes and the various sundry life ruining, witness squeezings that have taken place to investigate hypothetical russian uhhhh meddling.

yeah, sounds solid. I'm sure there's tons of case law on that. And they're all definitely black letter law saying POTUS is bad if he usees twitter.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 26, 2018 02:56 PM (GoLZO)

473 Trump should start his own social media site and leave Twitter. He could still talk directly to the people and conservatives would be able to walk away from Twitter.

Posted by: Heart at July 26, 2018 02:57 PM (LIhNq)

474 How many years would it take to bring forty thousand indictments to trial?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 02:45 PM (7/YOc)



If Trump truly was the monster they say he is. The internment camps have been started. With stages for show trials.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 26, 2018 02:57 PM (P/aDH)

475 >>Oh yeah,the kisses fingers thing was a Banana Shits Guy line.BSG is AP!
Posted by: steevy at July 26, 2018 02:52 PM (LiyEm)

The grand unified theory has been solved!




Heh, see #269.

I've suspected it for a while...



Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:57 PM (W+vEI)

476 I want to believe that, but what exactly is the net benefit to consuming his Presidency with this shitshow?

I think PDTS just lets them shout and point and make asses of themselves and at each major juncture, a little more of the truth comes out to reveal a little more of the buffoonery that is the deep state. It's death by a thousand cuts because he can't just clean them out wholesale. That includes the GOPe.

And I don't think the GOP will let Rosenpenis' impeachment articles survive the committee vote. They damn sure didn't make an effort to get a vote on it before they left for vacation. It'll quietly disappear during the recess.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2018 02:58 PM (ZYcR0)

477 8 COMMENTS ON HOT AIR!!!!!!

before facebook they'd have as many as on Ace

Posted by: avi at July 26, 2018 02:58 PM (wA4B4)

478 The one thing that the Mueller investigation of Trump, and lack of investigation of Hillary has accomplished is: it has demonstrated for all to see, even if they can't yet accept it as fact, the blatant methods of abuse of individual rights and due process that the FBI will go to in order to accomplish their desires, irrespective of any moral or legal basis.

They have become absolutely unworthy of any public trust.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 26, 2018 02:58 PM (P+Ru9)

479 Mueller's latest shenanigans simply reek of desperation and Allahpundit is just an asshole.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 26, 2018 02:58 PM (uGHnY)

480 >>>Sooo, what is Muller exact task? Why is he doing anything???

Smell my finger.

Posted by: Allahpundit on the Sheryl Crowe plan at July 26, 2018 02:59 PM (eNBQr)

481 Trump has also repeatedly tweeted "where's the
server?" lately, and that's got to be pissing off all the right people,
including Mueller.



Mueller just indicted a bunch of Russians based on a server hack his
team never saw, analyzed - only based on a 3rd party's determination
(Crowdstrike).



Yeah, Mueller wants to shut Trump up so he or one of his team leaked this to the NYT.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM

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I don't doubt they are also trying to get twatter itself to ban Trump from using it. They think that would shut him up.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 02:59 PM (JUOKG)

482 "Every time Mueller thinks he weakens the nation"

Moses Howard

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 26, 2018 02:59 PM (37IEG)

483 *kisses fingers*Eww, does he know where those lips have been?

Posted by: PHenry at July 26, 2018 03:00 PM (ETNOL)

484 So we're agreed then that AP has completed his metamorphosis into Charles Johnson. Good. Let us never mention his name again and let the cuck fade into the remaining crevices of obscurity that still remains.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

Posted by: Community Organizer at July 26, 2018 03:00 PM (lsLJS)

485 Yeah, Mueller wants to shut Trump up so he or one of his team leaked this to the NYT.


Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 02:54 PM

Yup. If Trump was hanging himself via his tweets, they wouldn't want him to stop tweeting, would they?

Posted by: FDR at July 26, 2018 03:01 PM (y8Foj)

486
422 After quelling revolt, Marcus Crassus put up 6000 festive holiday decorations along the Appian Way. That many wouldn't be needed to get the message across, just the Woodrow Wilson bridge would suffice.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 26, 2018 02:49 PM (xzqr4)

So there will be Bacchanalia symbols hung on the bridge?

Kinkyyyy.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 26, 2018 03:01 PM (e1mEI)

487 Around the office everyone's kissing their fingers. Allahpundit made it go viral. He's got that kind of pull.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 26, 2018 03:02 PM (PvCxa)

488 46 I tweeted something to a guy, just to watch him die.
Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at July 26, 2018 01:58 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, that made me Laugh Out Loud.

Posted by: Al Crapton - bicyclist at July 26, 2018 03:04 PM (ubDT+)

489 So what's this latest witch hunt got to do with "russia hacking the election"?
We can only dream of what a special prosecutor would have found if they touched just one of the golden boy's actual scandals. Forchrissakes the IRS came out and admitted they did something wrong and there was still no special prosecutor

Posted by: Mst3k at July 26, 2018 03:09 PM (bI3DA)

490 1. Obstruction of justice entails:
a.) not being the subject of an investigation
b.) lying to investigators to protect the target

As to subhead a, Trump is CLEARLY the target of this investigation, and he has not been interviewed so it would be impossible to go after him for this.

Besides, it has already been noted a sitting president can not be indicted. This is such a clownshow.

Cursing these partisan bastards for attempting to launch a coup is in no way obstructing any investigation.

I am thinking this thing is wrapping up. Bolton's comment about meeting Putin next year (post Mueller) seems to indicate people on the inside know that as well.

Posted by: MJP at July 26, 2018 03:10 PM (tRsql)

491 Do it, Bobby!

It would be fun to see Trump say *Hold my Diet Coke, willya?... Okay, now I think we need about one, maybe two million plumbers, steelworkers, farmers, cowboys and veterans to come on down here to the National Mall and peacefully suggest that this shit is over.*

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 26, 2018 03:14 PM (Vs607)

492 Ah, yes. Thanks for the reminder, AP, as to why I stopped going to Hotair.com years ago.

Posted by: Ah, yes. at July 26, 2018 03:18 PM (yD0BM)

493 Mostly likely they would change their conviction standard from Beyond a Reasonable Doubt to **Everybody HATES YOU!!!**

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2018 03:22 PM (vDqXW)

494 The President has power--he's supposed to have power. He's supposed to have ALL this power the DOJ and the know-nothings are STEALING from him. He is *vested* in all this power power. Therefore, it is likely that the President can intimidate almost anyone in government to some degree or other.

If you are saying that exercising speech as the President of the United States is "intimidating" that's something, but the alternative is that the President of the United States has no right to free speech, simply because he's got a lot of power.

This wasn't an established standard, so right now it appears, that they are trying to create an ex-post facto application--and I don't have confidence that they aren't going to try an end-run around standards of proof, where they would have no chance of success--to "evolving standards" where they can just make shit up.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2018 03:22 PM (vDqXW)

495 For those with PACER accounts, you can look up the numbers of sealed actions before the courts. Whatever the numbers are, they are running far above average which is more or less 1000 in previous years etc.. Currently, the numbers in PACER currently are abnormally large numbers compared with past numbers.

Now, from my understanding, there are a variety of sealed court proceedings, indictments, search warrants, etc. that these numbers may reflect.

Some are probably related to human trafficking, some to gang activity such as MS 13, but some jurisdictions have provided a number of specifically sealed indictments that was unusual enough for local news to address it-e.g. Arkansas for example.

It is clear for whatever reason, that the DOJ has taken up using secrecy to a greater extent in jurisdictions for court proceedings. What that means is unclear but it is unusual compared to past practice.

ADA Huber exists but what he is doing, really no one with knowledge is talking. It is to be noted that large server farms such as the NSA's Utah Data Center are in this jurisdiction. Facebook and others internet giants also operate server farms in this state.

Regarding Sessions and Rosenstein, part of the issue was the recusal and Sessions will probably get fired for it sooner or later. Rosenstein is a complicated case as he is involved in the Uranium 1 scandal, the FISA scandal, etc. Second, for whatever reason, Republicans, particularly in the Senate, still support him. I suspect that corruption among the gang of eight and the Senate Intelligence Committee has something to do with that.

Code breaking and intercepts has been a U.S. strategic strength dating back to WWII, I'd imagine that some of the flip flopping comes from the collateral damage to real programs of national importance that revealing the whole extent of misuse of intercepts for political (and perhaps financial) reasons. The misuse of government contractors to access such data has long been a problem with Snowden, etc. demonstrating that outsourcing such things compromises security. I also suspect that the Five Eyes group has been used in a round about way to use other countries to spy on U.S. citizens and pass that information to U.S. authorities thus avoiding any oversight. I also suspect that is why Trump dislikes May who was PM during at least some of the shenanigans of spying on the Trump campaign.

It is clear that the national security and law enforcement institutions have malignant cancerous growths--a political tumor if you will. How to excise the tumor without killing healthy function is a difficult task, perhaps made worse by hacks such as Sessions, Wray, and Rosenstein.

What can the average Joe do about it, work your friends and neighbors into supporting Republican candidates for office.

Posted by: whig at July 26, 2018 03:27 PM (jWFXC)

496 Maybe he could just be impeached for having negative thoughts about Democrats and Vichy Republicans?!! Bipartisanship! Yay. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 03:29 PM (AllCR)

497 I think PDTS just lets them shout and point and make asses of themselves and at each major juncture, a little more of the truth comes out to reveal a little more of the buffoonery that is the deep state. It's death by a thousand cuts because he can't just clean them out wholesale. That includes the GOPe.

And I don't think the GOP will let Rosenpenis' impeachment articles survive the committee vote. They damn sure didn't make an effort to get a vote on it before they left for vacation. It'll quietly disappear during the recess.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 26, 2018 02:58 PM (ZYcR0)

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And if things die down a bit, I think President Trump tosses bit more red meat just to watch and laugh at the howling pack falling for it again.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 26, 2018 03:32 PM (qC1Sy)

498 Allahpundit loves kissing his fingers; they smell like his father's asshole.

Posted by: Pale Rider at July 26, 2018 03:34 PM (zMyV2)

499 "They" don't need to indict Mr. Trump, just keep that particular string of letters in the news and next to his name.
That way, a Nexium/Lexium search will return 4X10 to the ninth results. That kids, is what is known these days, as "proof".

Posted by: ro-man at July 26, 2018 03:36 PM (RuIsu)

500 The Never Trump faggots get shot first. Deal?

Posted by: Octopussy at July 26, 2018 03:43 PM (O8eaA)

501 I deleted Hot Air from my iPad Pro a year ago. I miss Jazz, but the head duck too maddening.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at July 26, 2018 03:57 PM (YpRda)

502 Ace, you opened the first link with a double-quote and tried to close it with a single.

Posted by: Axeman at July 26, 2018 04:06 PM (vDqXW)

503 Fingers are not the only thing Allahpundit kisses.

He sucks them too.

You don't want to know where they were before he sucked them.

Posted by: DonS at July 26, 2018 04:11 PM (Q2pWM)

504 Yep... novel...

Just like Manafort where contacting potential witnesses to you can DEFEND yourself is now Tampering with witnesses.

Posted by: Don Q at July 26, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

505 No doubt, Allah princess knows well the sensation of sitting on the toilet and then kissing her fingers.

Posted by: ace of shades at July 26, 2018 04:29 PM (+jo58)

506 Mueller, the guy that tosses innocents in jail to get them to "produce" his evidence. He needs to be doing solitary himself

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at July 26, 2018 04:42 PM (Wa5hI)

507 I've always taken it as fairly well established that Allahpundit, like Ace, is a connected and probably somewhat known beltway figure from the consulting class.

Keeping that in mind, I think Allah's behaving like a swamp creature. Its refreshing to see Ace at least recognizing when something directed to POTUS is bullshit. Those of us who supported other candidates in the primaries (I was a Cruz guy, for example) but pulled the lever for Trump (SCOTUS, SCOTUS, SCOTUS, folks) are able to get past dislike for the guy and recognize the corrupt attacks. Why can't the nevertrupers?

Also: Never EVER forget, that before Trump, the Media/Elite complex that cried wolf told us Romney, McCain, and Bush 2 were all "NAZIS OMG THE WORST EVAH" again and again and again. Knowing that they would have continued that shrieking against any GOP candidate, I personally take some pleasure watching them getting gored by Trump's bull in a china shop approach.

Its like the voters basically said. "Oh, Romney is a Nazi, huh? Evil and all that. OK, hold our beers and watch this."

Its glorious, except to watch people who ought to know better behaving as Allahpundit is doing now. Its bad enough to have the Nevertrumpers who are just obtuse or perhaps craven. But most of the Nevertrumpers are not thick, or slow witted, or fearful of the state of the discourse among the body politic. What they are is worse. They'd rather burn down their own political ideology, put themselves and their point of view in the wilderness for decades, than see someone who is not in their club winning. Very sad.

Posted by: gimmy_the_creek at July 26, 2018 05:01 PM (xv1Rh)

508 Yeah, Allahcuckit . . . Let's celebrate the formal institutionalization of Robert "Heinrich" Meuller's Modern U.S. Gestapo.

Posted by: DougT at July 26, 2018 05:09 PM (xC2lI)

509 It's almost as if Mueller were trying to get Trump to fire him right before the mid-terms. What better way to help the Democrats win?

Posted by: Ed Snyder at July 26, 2018 05:17 PM (lS83X)

510 It's all been first-reported by Main Masseuse Maggie at the New York Times.

It's the second time this has been reported. Last go round was in April of this year. Also by Main Masseuse Maggie at NYT.

Main Masseuse Maggie is the MSM go-to girl for Trump and the folks who speak for Trump\s shysters.

Since Main Masseuse Maggie didn't byline it as coming from Trump, this is someone else for Trump.

Probably Rudy G.

I fuggin flat guarantee Mueller don't give a drop of pus-filled piss about Trump's tweets.

So this is one of those Friday is Mueller Dump Day distraction ploys on Trump's behalf.

Which means Trump's been told something's cookin' in the deep fryer right now that's got Trump's name on it.

Doesn't mean for sure it comes out tomorrow, but the odds are pretty good.

My guess: Mueller's about to drop a multi-name indictment that names some Americans who had contact with the Kremlin's Hacker Palace.

But hey - if it makes y'all feel better to go with Ace and buy into this Mueller After Trump Tweets bullshit, knock yourself out.

Posted by: Forknavel at July 26, 2018 06:16 PM (x+yK4)

511 Mueller Train, going nowhere very fast,over the cliff we see the last of Mueller Train

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 26, 2018 06:56 PM (wGqjj)

512 Since the sale of this site [Hot Air] to Salem Communications by Michelle Malkin, whoever took it over tanked the site. So according to Web Stats., Hot Air has 800 + thousand Facebook followers and only 18 + thousand Twitter followers. Essentially, people like Allahpundit and the rest of the crew have a typical anti-Trump view "NeverTrumpers", which has cost them dearly. Plus the entire field is so crowded I just don't understand the business model at all!

Posted by: hstad at July 26, 2018 07:35 PM (uywSX)

513 The Mueller Fraud is designed to keep the entire Obama Administration out of jail for their Constitutional Crime Spree.

It is itself the very definition of Obstrction of Justice.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 26, 2018 08:37 PM (Ndje9)

514 Here's what I think Bobby Garbage is trying to do...

He can't find any sign that Trump has actually done anything bad or illegal, so he's trying to create this... just sort of sleazy, immoral aura around the President.

It's intended to give Democrats an excuse for impeachment if they manage to take control of the House in the upcoming midterms. He just seems crooked, see? How could anyone just look so dirty and corrupt without being guilty of something? After all, where there's smoke, there's fire! Clearly, he's just really good at getting away with his horrible misdeeds. We must therefore remove this obvious scuzzbucket from power. For the good of America. For the children!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 08:57 PM (wSC8T)

515 I have it on good authority that "Fingers" is what Bill Kristol calls his penis.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 26, 2018 09:02 PM (wSC8T)

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