The Morning Report 7/26/18

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Good morning kids. Top story which broke late in the afternoon yesterday is that Mark Meadows, Jim Jordan and others have introduced articles of impeachment against the de facto Attorney General Rod Rosensteinpenis. Ever since Super Secret Sleeper AG Jeff Sessionszzzz recused and handed over the DoJ to this momzer, he's done nothing but blockade and stonewall Congressional investigators looking into the Hillary Clinton e-mail scandal, essentially obstructing the justice he is putatively there to insure is meted out. Meh. The guy is a Deep State stooge and crony to all the players involved. At the end of the day, like everything else in this incredible travesty of a sham of a mockery of two travesties of a sham, the real punishment to all the traitors involved that is justly deserved may never ever be meted out. But the revelation of all of this because Donald Trump was elected is on full display and as a result a lot of heretofore uncaring or unseeing eyes have been opened. So, moral victory and I think a big one which will play out in a positive way in the months and years ahead. Meanwhile, Tu-Ca and Tray of Gouda ripped into Schiff-for-brains while a hack judge in Maryland is allowing a suit against PDT for allegedly violating the emoluments clause to go forward. They've got nothing. They know they've got nothing and now we know that they know that we know they've got nothing. Morning Report favorite Daniel Greenfield puts an exclamation point on it all:

No matter how much money Mueller spends or how many prosecutors he hires, he can't save Hillary... The longer the Mueller investigation drags on, the higher the expectations for its outcome grow. Like Madoff, Mueller is trapped in an investigative pyramid scheme that he can never deliver on. And so all he can do is keep growing the pyramid, branch it out and drag it on for as long as humanly possible. That's the Washington D.C. way.

Hillary Clinton's reverse Midas Touch cost the Democrats the election. Their obsession with Hillary's election conspiracy theories is likely to cost them the midterm elections... And when the Mueller investigation runs out of every trick and gimmick, it will also be Hillary's fault. And by the time that's done, the Democrats will have wasted three elections chasing Hillary's lies.

Moving along, in politics, and because the Democrats are morally, intellectually and politically bereft of any legitimate criticism of the President and those who support him, Cory "Closet Organizer" Booker is pulling the Obama get-in-their-faces schtick. Obviously the rules don't apply in reverse. Socialism, or talk of Socialism, is also the order of the day and as the Democrat Party desperately tries to maintain the rapidly fading mirage of faux-normalcy, fueled by the aforementioned propaganda of Russia rigging the national election, as well as the reality of Hillary and the DNC rigging the Democrat primary, whack-a-doodles like Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco and now some putz in Maine named Zak Ringelstein are moving into the limelight. Meanwhile Fauxcahontas attempts to burnish her image as merely a liar by suddenly embracing capitalism (I read it the other day, but forgot to link it), and Nancy Palsi and others pimped what amounts to a waffer-theeen version of Trumponmics in a desperate attempt to try to maintain control of the party image, such as it is. Too late. Yet despite all indications that the public does not want anything to do with this insanity, the appeal of the illusion of Socialism to the uninformed or the pedagogically-indoctrinated persists. There's an interesting piece over at The Federalist claiming Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco is destined to be the Democrat response to Trump. The comments, mine included, poo-pooed this as wish-casting; and much of the article borders on piffle. Despite the author being barely able to hide his resentment towards the President, his final admonishment is troubling, despite his mischaracterization of PDT's "arguably racist rhetoric" during the campaign. First, PDT will sadly not be President forever. Second, academia is still tightly in their grasp so the brainwashing continues apace. Yes, while all indicators seem to show that the Socialism will drive the Democrat-Left over a cliff in the near term, I would caution that we disregard these people at our peril - unless and until we take over academia lock, stock and barrel forever, and have at least 20 years to deprogram the next two generations of students.

Speaking of Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco, we segue into Amnesty/Immigration where the crazy-eyed Democrat-Socialite equated Zero-Tolerance border policy with ethnic cleansing. That said, despite funding $5 billion for the border wall, the GOP-lead Appropriations committee is cutting funding to AG McSnoozerson's enforcement reforms that have to date been highly effective in interdicting border jumpers. F**k the GOP-e. Meanwhile Joe Crowley thinks we need to compensate illegal aliens for the hardships they endured while breaking our laws and invading our country. Too late, Joe. There's only room for one Socialist in that district. Meh, I'd like to see you and Tom Perez try and rig that election. Rounding out the topic, the thugs who occupied the Portland ICE facility left behind a literal biohazard site after being ejected and Jeff Duncan has introduced a bill to defund cities that issue voter IDs to illegal aliens. More of this guy, please.

In the Fake News department, Facebook stock has plummeted hugely on fears of that company's future prospects, Matt Gaetz is threatening Twitter with an FEC investigation, the Left went ape over a CRTV goof "interview" with Loopy Fiasco, conveniently forgetting all the times they pulled the same nonsense with conservatives, and Rachel Madoff is a liar (yet again).

On the foreign affairs front, the EU has caved on PDT's trade demands and as a result the Dow soared yesterday, the Trump-Putin conference in DC has been delayed until the Mueller Flea Circus packs up after the new year, an interesting piece on Marxico's new prexy, Daniel Ortega remains a vile thug, the UN remains a vile pit of Joo- and America-hate and SoS Pompeo reaffirms our commitment to Ukraine despite "muh koluzhnikovs!" I think behind the scenes, PDT is trying to swing Putin away from the Chi-Coms and into our sphere. Hey, he's a thug but at least he'll be our thug. And that is what you call "realpolitik," my fellow babies.

Moving closer to home (and across categories), California dominates the links. First, evidently Jeff Sessionszzzz moonlights at the California DMV, the administration is moving ahead to kneecap California's idiotic auto emission standards, the LAPD may file charges against the anti-Israel thugs at UCLA (not holding my breath), Kamala-Toe thinks rent is unjust (at least Jimmy McMillan thought it was only too damn high) and why the enviro-luddites are oddly silent over the heatwave in the Golden(shower) state. And speaking of the climate change fraud, suddenly Slate is seemingly spouting common sense about what drives the climate. Hmm. Switching gears, there's a very enlightening piece about administrative law judges for your consideration.

From hither and yon, a Feminazi-nazi offs herself in Paris, French butchers are being terrorized by vegans, Jane Fonda attempts a non-apology apology for being treasonous (the real treason), a study claiming lesbians are just as good parents as normal people has been debunked and lastly a good essay about anti-white being the new-anti-semitism.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:36 AM




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1 First.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 07:35 AM (JUOKG)

2
Good
Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:36 AM (mpXpK)

3 As always, too much leftist crazy for one report.

Posted by: IanDeal at July 26, 2018 07:36 AM (5mrLG)

4 On the "impeachment"


Of
course the Republican leadership has already came out opposing this
well overdue action. And that includes the loudmouth and no action
Trey Gowdy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

5 That said, despite funding $5 billion for the border wall, the GOP-lead Appropriations committee is cutting funding to AG McSnoozerson's enforcement reforms that have to date been highly effective in interdicting border jumpers.




Who needs Democrats when we have the Vichy Republicans?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2018 07:38 AM (SiINZ)

6 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 26, 2018 07:38 AM (yN/cP)

7 Morning, Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 26, 2018 07:38 AM (KCxuz)

8 top 10

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 26, 2018 07:38 AM (8D42x)

9 now to go back and read the amazing content.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 26, 2018 07:39 AM (8D42x)

10 Not even one day without the screeching demons of the left throwing yet another round of bullshit at PDT and the American people.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 07:39 AM (FjBU6)

11 That's a lot of content to read.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:40 AM (wldC6)

12 In the words of Somnambulant Sessions: Wod Wosenstein is a vewy honowable man.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 07:40 AM (y7DUB)

13 As much as I appreciate the news links, J.J's setup of the news is the best part of the morning.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 26, 2018 07:40 AM (yQpMk)

14
Jane Fonda can eat a bag of dicks. She gave aid and comfort to the enemy. She's responsible for thousands of those names engraved in that granite wall in DC.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 07:40 AM (LOgQ4)

15 the appeal of the illusion of Socialism to the uninformed or the pedagogically-indoctrinated persists


You mean the FSA, The Free Shit Army doesn't give a damn where the money comes from as long as they get there monthly stipend to throw on the liquor stores. That makes me pay double, my taxes go up to fund this shit and the price on my bottle of brown goes up.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:41 AM (mpXpK)

16 Besides all of J.J.'s wonderful links, let me just share one from B'More today.



https://cbsloc.al/2Oj0IXt



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:41 AM (wldC6)

17 happy day after hump day

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 07:42 AM (JFO2v)

18 Top 25? Gonna be a good day....now on to the links!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at July 26, 2018 07:42 AM (lGLBx)

19 Wow- Obama gave money to Al Qaeda? Maybe Mueller should investigate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 07:42 AM (Ogr1j)

20 14
Jane Fonda can eat a bag of dicks. She gave aid and comfort to the enemy. She's responsible for thousands of those names engraved in that granite wall in DC.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 07:40 AM (LOgQ4)


Even if no one died as a result of her deliberate actions, she deserved and still deserves the death penalty.

Period.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:42 AM (G4W16)

21
This impeachment effort is going nowhere, the house is going to recess for a month after Thursday and when they get back Ryan isn't going to let this come to a floor vote in the runup to the mid-terms.

See this is why the HFC is just a racket.

If they were serious they would have pushed this months and months ago when it became apparent to all but the most deluded that Rosenstein was a bad actor in all of this.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Paul Ryan is a useless pile of whale shit.

The HFC are the fleas that feed on the shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 07:42 AM (mQUNJ)

22 19 Wow- Obama gave money to Al Qaeda? Maybe Mueller should investigate.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 07:42 AM (Ogr1j)


Dear Lord, how did I not comment on this one?????


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:43 AM (G4W16)

23 While there have been fires and shootings in the area, apparently the biggest "news" in Boston area is that some silly CNN Goebbelette was tossed out of a Rose Garden presser for being a shrill twit.

Or so you would believe listening to the idiot morning show on WRKO.

Trump hates a free press! Trump is too thin-skinned! This is an assault on democracy!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 07:44 AM (kqsXK)

24 I look at that top pic, and damn now I want a T-Bone.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM (0ogQG)

25

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM (cYjBc)

26 MD judge is of course a Clinton appointee.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM (mpXpK)

27 Why doesn't Barbarella admit that Vadim fucked her brains out and she wasn't thinking clearly, or at all.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM (y7DUB)

28 Good morning, horde!

If anyone is in the praying mood, it would be awesome if my wife's biopsies came back negative.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM (81OU+)

29 And of course Portland,
OR taxpayers are on the hook for cleaning up the crap left by the
so-called 'Occupy Ice' protesters. Why don't these liberal cities
ever make these assholes pay for their own actions?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

30 All these bullshit lawsuits against a sitting President should IMMEDIATELY go to the Supreme Court...It is absurd that no talent Judges can screw of the works of governing America

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2018 07:47 AM (V+Su2)

31 Feeling rusty?/Running late?/Strop and razor/You'll feel Great!

Burma-Zod

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 07:47 AM (Bdeb0)

32 Booker is such a dick. He is trying to use the Trump bluster, to gain attention on his competition. His yelling, comes off as off putting, similar to a helicopter dad at his kids wrestling match.

Trump pulled it off by just using common sense policys, and contrasting them against the status quo.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 26, 2018 07:47 AM (14qvS)

33 Morning!

prayers up, Laughing in Texas.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 07:47 AM (5tSKk)

34 Anyway, thanks for the morning links, JJ.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (kqsXK)

35 You've got them, Laughing in Texas.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (FTlwv)

36 4 On the "impeachment"


Of
course the Republican leadership has already came out opposing this
well overdue action. And that includes the loudmouth and no action
Trey Gowdy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:37 AM (mpXpK)

Gowdy had already said it was "off the table" even before Jordan, Meadows, etc. decided to do it.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (UnA8+)

37 top fitty. Thursday. It's a start.

Howdy maroons.

Posted by: TCDD, hooting hollerin, etc. at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (190Ab)

38 Lets see, Clinton took $145 million from Russia and Obama paid Al Qaeda. Actual treason or fake treason, which should I investigate....

Posted by: Bob Mueller, straight-shootin honorable guy at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (Ogr1j)

39 Obama funding terrorist! Who would have thunk it?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 07:49 AM (JFO2v)

40 >>His yelling, comes off as off putting, similar to a helicopter dad at his kids wrestling match. Posted by: Redenzo at July 26, 2018 07:47 AM (14qvS)

Suggested edit: "...similar to a weeping crybaby helicopter dad at his kids wrestling match--the one the other dads studiously avoid."

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 07:49 AM (Bdeb0)

41 Gowdy had already said it was "off the table" even before Jordan, Meadows, etc. decided to do it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (UnA8+)


To be honest all this impeachement of Rosenstein is a a show....NOTHING will come of it, absolutely NOTHING

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2018 07:49 AM (V+Su2)

42 If anyone is in the praying mood, it would be awesome if my wife's biopsies came back negative.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM


Biopsies? Plural? How many snips did she have?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 07:50 AM (LOgQ4)

43 Closet(ed) Organizer Cory Blucher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:50 AM (G4W16)

44 "Actual treason or fake treason, which should I investigate...."


Magic 8-Ball says 'Go back to sleep'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:50 AM (wldC6)

45 Speaker Ryan is protecting the Mueller/Rosenstein/Clapper/Brennan coup.

Weird. Why would he do that?

Posted by: His future bank account at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (Ogr1j)

46 Good morning!

>> the Left went ape over a CRTV goof "interview" with Loopy Fiasco

Yeah, really hit a nerve, eh?
The Left has been doing this for decades - see "The Daily Show" etc. - and suddenly it's evil?
Riiiight.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (W+vEI)

47 In 2014, FEMEN protesters stood topless in St. Peter's Square while using crucifixes to simulate anal sex. "God is not a magician, a world without religion," they shouted upon their arrest.

What charming people! I expect she was either bumped off by someone connected with Putin, or realized what a depressing existence she was living.Geting nude is a slap against the patriarchy?. Uhh huh. Too bad. She was an attractive woman. Too bad she couldn't have a life of inner peace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (AllCR)

48 Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco. Heh. You're the best, JJ.

I always hear your Morning Report in my head as if spoken by Groucho Marx.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (slC9d)

49 44 "Actual treason or fake treason, which should I investigate...."


Magic 8-Ball says 'Go back to sleep'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:50 AM (wldC6)


"I know, riiiiii.....zzzzz"

- - Snoozy McSnoozerson, Sooper Secret Sleeper AG

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (G4W16)

50 48 Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco. Heh. You're the best, JJ.

I always hear your Morning Report in my head as if spoken by Groucho Marx.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (slC9d)


Close. Very close...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (G4W16)

51 Thanks for your work J.J. The link about the California heat wave points to the Christopher Steele story.

Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (Dgce0)

52 Jane Fonda Apologizes For Sitting On Gun During Vietnam Stunt


I am still waiting for that traitorous scrunt to die. I will rush down to the airport and buy a ticket so I can flie out there to piss on her grave. I suspect there will be a line there of Vietnam vets. I wonder if that would be considered an eligible event to allow me to don my uniform.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (mpXpK)

53 Ukrainian FEMEN co-founder kills herself.
Gee, maybe her beliefs, her radical activism did not make her happy - or a sign of mental instability?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (W+vEI)

54 Jane Fonda Apologizes For Sitting On Gun During Vietnam Stunt


I
am still waiting for that traitorous scrunt to die. I will rush down to
the airport and buy a ticket so I can flie out there to piss on her
grave. I suspect there will be a line there of Vietnam vets. I wonder if
that would be considered an eligible event to allow me to don my
uniform.





Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM

---

I will wear my VFW hat and vest.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 26, 2018 07:53 AM (JUOKG)

55 I wonder if that would be considered an eligible event to allow me to don my uniform.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM


Not gonna allow it.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge in Grass Skirt and Coconut Bra at July 26, 2018 07:54 AM (LOgQ4)

56 Lets compensate the illegals and their chilrens with a FUKN BUS TICKET BACK HOME!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

57 I meant, it doesn't seem to requite a lot of brains to figure out that getting nude is public and being verbally and physically crude doesn't convince anyone but yourselves that you support women. Perhaps this woman had a screwed up childhood, in which case it's a shame.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 07:54 AM (AllCR)

58 Too bad she couldn't have a life of inner peace.

Inner peace would be good for all of us. That, and the lottery.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 07:55 AM (Ogr1j)

59 51 Thanks for your work J.J. The link about the California heat wave points to the Christopher Steele story.
Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (Dgce0)


Thanks. Link now fixed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 07:55 AM (G4W16)

60 I meant, it doesn't seem to requite a lot of brains to figure out that getting nude is public and being verbally and physically crude doesn't convince anyone

???

Fuck another one I have to take off my list

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2018 07:55 AM (V+Su2)

61 >>I am still waiting for that traitorous scrunt to die. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (mpXpK)

She's about 1.25 years past the average U.S. female life expectancy. Playing with the house money, as it were--I don't think your wait will be long.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 07:56 AM (Bdeb0)

62
Didn't they plant 'Lady Diana' in some island in the middle of a huge pond to keep tourists away from her grave?

Jane Fonda better plan her plot along those lines.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 07:56 AM (LOgQ4)

63 Hello

Posted by: gaijin at July 26, 2018 07:56 AM (m9Nok)

64 "Fuck another one I have to take off my list"

Thank you Lord, for the small blessings in life.

/S

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:57 AM (wldC6)

65 >>Jane Fonda Apologizes For Sitting On Gun During Vietnam Stunt



If it's anything like her past "apologies" it's not really an apology. More like a regret. She's still very much a Lefty radical. Whatever, Jane....

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:57 AM (W+vEI)

66 41 Gowdy had already said it was "off the table" even before Jordan, Meadows, etc. decided to do it.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 07:48 AM (UnA8+)


To be honest all this impeachement of Rosenstein is a a show....NOTHING will come of it, absolutely NOTHING
Posted by: Nevergiveup



Yep. Kabuki Theater. All of it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2018 07:57 AM (IQW98)

67 " >>Jane Fonda Apologizes For Sitting On Gun During Vietnam Stunt "

Yup..a real cunning stunt, that was.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 07:58 AM (wldC6)

68 JJ. While Fonda was being treasonous were you over there fighting the commies? You never seem to post about it

Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 07:58 AM (RH09y)

69 53 Ukrainian FEMEN co-founder kills herself.
Gee, maybe her beliefs, her radical activism did not make her happy - or a sign of mental instability?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 07:52 AM (W+vEI)

Let's face it. If she hadn't offed herself, Putin was gonna do it for her.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 07:58 AM (UnA8+)

70 The preezy is up bright and early and is tweetin' again:

Twitter "SHADOW BANNING" prominent Republicans. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints.

And youtubesux just banned Alex Jones videos.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2018 07:59 AM (0ogQG)

71 FascistBook down 24% on the open. Is Goolag soon to follow? Tesla? Could be a bloody day coming for the Smartest Evah Kids. Maybe Obama will learn a thing about P/E Ratios today?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 07:59 AM (2LelM)

72 68
JJ. While Fonda was being treasonous were you over there fighting the commies? You never seem to post about it

Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 07:58 AM (RH09y)

Yes

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 07:59 AM (mpXpK)

73 Prayers going out Laughing in Texas.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 26, 2018 07:59 AM (9rIkM)

74 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 26, 2018 07:45 AM (81OU+)

When are the results coming back? It is very hard to wait for serious medicals tests.

I will pray for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:00 AM (AllCR)

75 Lets compensate the illegals and their chilrens with a FUKN BUS TICKET BACK HOME!
Posted by: rhennigantx


With the amount of varied links JJ puts up, this comment is the thread winner.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 08:01 AM (7/YOc)

76 66 Yep. Kabuki Theater. All of it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2018 07:57 AM (IQW9

I wouldn't go quite _that_ far (since "Kabuki" implies that Jordan is on Rosenstein, Mueller, Hillary, and Obama's side), but no, there was never any chance of this actually getting enough votes to go through.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:01 AM (UnA8+)

77
While Fonda was being treasonous were you over there fighting the commies? You never seem to post about it

Posted by: Comrade at July 26, 2018 07:58 AM


He was too young, shit-for-brains. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 08:01 AM (LOgQ4)

78 Is that a wiff of single name Troll I sense?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 08:01 AM (wldC6)

79 You will need hip waders to visit Barbarella's tomb.

Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2018 08:02 AM (BXd+u)

80 I
am still waiting for that traitorous scrunt to die. I will rush down to
the airport and buy a ticket so I can flie out there to piss on her
grave.

If she get buried in Frisco, you can poop on it too !

Posted by: JT at July 26, 2018 08:02 AM (UKEfV)

81 re: the Left went ape over a CRTV goof "interview" with Loopy Fiasco

Yeah, really hit a nerve, eh?
***

But it is totes okay for Sasha Baron Cohen to fake being a wounded veteran to embarrass Sarah Palin. Yup.

Posted by: squeakywheel at July 26, 2018 08:03 AM (45Ydj)

82 77 He was too young, shit-for-brains. Try to keep up.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 08:01 AM (LOgQ4)

Under the current meme I would have been too old since evidently I was born sometime before the dark ages. .

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:03 AM (mpXpK)

83 I wouldn't really want to win the lottery-not a big one anyway, although 1 million would be nice :^) We have this stupid law in our state that you have to reveal your identity. People would forget if you won a million. If you won 300 million your life would be turned upside down and people would call you relentlessy and all kinds of weirdos would come out of woodwork

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:03 AM (AllCR)

84 I always hear your Morning Report in my head as if spoken by Groucho Marx.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 26, 2018 07:51 AM (slC9d)


I've mentioned it before, but if you're a Marx Brothers fan (I am not), a good book is Richard Anobile's 1973 The Marx Brothers Scrapbook. It consists of interviews with Groucho, Zeppo and Gummo as well as others connected with the team such as writer Morrie Ryskind, comic Jack Benny and Harpo's widow Susan, not to mention a priceless collection of pictures and memorabilia from the team's vaudeville and Hollywood years.

It was a present to me from Grandmother Poppins, who had very obviously not read it, as Groucho swears like a dockhand through the entire thing. But still, it's an amazing (if smutty) look back and worth your time.

https://tinyurl.com/yc3ukh4t

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:04 AM (kqsXK)

85 Is that a wiff of single name Troll I sense?


The Dunderkind.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 26, 2018 08:04 AM (yQpMk)

86 "Before I end, that's my call to action here. Please don't just come here today and then go home. Go to the Hill today. Get up and please get up in the face of some congresspeople."


You mean like in Alexandria, VA last year?!?
Geez, I cannot believe Booker said that given the level of political violence today.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 08:04 AM (W+vEI)

87 76 66 Yep. Kabuki Theater. All of it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 26, 2018 07:57 AM (IQW9

I wouldn't go quite _that_ far (since "Kabuki" implies that Jordan is on Rosenstein, Mueller, Hillary, and Obama's side), but no, there was never any chance of this actually getting enough votes to go through.
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This is the appetizer to the October Surprise of Donnie Two Scoops Declassifying everything. This should neuter any Charlottesville Part Deux attempts by the Dems/Manhattan Media.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:04 AM (2LelM)

88 Prayers sent, Laughing in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 08:04 AM (RnKax)

89 **looks at clock**

Only 7.58am and already the chickenhawk trolls are out?

Soros must be paying for the good covfefe today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:05 AM (kqsXK)

90 75 Lets compensate the illegals and their chilrens with a FUKN BUS TICKET BACK HOME!
Posted by: rhennigantx


With the amount of varied links JJ puts up, this comment is the thread winner.
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C'mon, these people deserve boxcars. They like to ride on top instead of inside.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:06 AM (2LelM)

91 Morning, y'all!

Surprisingly cool AM here - cloud cover and in the 60's...

soooo - more cofffeve, plz.

Oh, and the newz types are really laughable today.

Funny thing though - the broadcast netz seem to have forgotten about yesterday's EU trade news.

Ah well. They'll cover it, I'm sure. With a plastic bag...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:06 AM (6qErC)

92 "since evidently I was born sometime before the dark ages. "


Ever wonder who God actually said "Hold my beer, watch this" to on the first day?


I give you....Vic...holder of beer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 08:06 AM (wldC6)

93 My 50 Cent Get Rich Or Die Tryin' plan involves setting up a beer concession just outside Fonda's grave.

That should be an easier sell than snowcones in Hell.

*10% discount to Morons*

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2018 08:06 AM (0ogQG)

94 I think the great Milton Friedman pointed out to That Girls husband that there were less affordable public housing in 1976 than in 1900.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (JFO2v)

95 there was never any chance of this actually getting enough votes to go through.

On the other hand, a significant number of cosponsors would count as a vote of no confidence in the Rosenstein to run the DOJ and good cause for a firing.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (yQpMk)

96 Now. we all know perfectly well if people "got in his face" up on The Hill to protest, Booker would be calling the cops. Double standard air work again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (AllCR)

97 Re Booker: Do McConnell and Ryan agree with his threats?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (r9UYA)

98 55 weeks, not days, JJ

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (3HNOQ)

99 >>Twitter "SHADOW BANNING" prominent Republicans. Not good. We will look into this discriminatory and illegal practice at once! Many complaints.



He would know, after being sued and forced to not block critics, that it has to go both ways.

Government officials can't block users from saying things to them--- but Twitter thinks it can block government officials from saying thing to users?!? Nope.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (W+vEI)

100 Under the current meme I would have been too old since evidently I was born sometime before the dark ages. .


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:03 AM (mpXpK)


Oh, come on - just because Julius Caesar greeted you with "Veni, vidi, Vic!" doesn't mean you're old.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (kqsXK)

101 83 I wouldn't really want to win the lottery-not a big one anyway, although 1 million would be nice :^) We have this stupid law in our state that you have to reveal your identity. People would forget if you won a million. If you won 300 million your life would be turned upside down and people would call you relentlessy and all kinds of weirdos would come out of woodwork
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Fenelon, if you win $300M you immediately enter the FU Money world. Pretty sure you can avoid grifters if you want to.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (2LelM)

102 I wouldn't really want to win the lottery-not a big one anyway, although 1 million would be nice :^) We have this stupid law in our state that you have to reveal your identity. People would forget if you won a million. If you won 300 million your life would be turned upside down and people would call you relentlessy and all kinds of weirdos would come out of woodwork
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
...........
$300 Mill would buy you all the privacy you ever needed.

No one would get the phone number to my villa in the Bahamas... ever...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (5tSKk)

103 Working at BuzzedFed is like the 6th grade. Who kissed whom. Who got their period. Who should be shunned or liked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

104 I sent wifey an e-mail this morning. Asked if our checking account would support me buying a new lawn tractor. It doesn't look like the equipment place is ever going to come out and get my old one.


And before I get a raft of questions wifey has rented an apartment over in town while she recovers enough to be able to get around in our cluttered two story house.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:09 AM (mpXpK)

105 97 Re Booker: Do McConnell and Ryan agree with his threats?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (r9UYA)

If I had to give a percentage of likelihood :

I'd put Paul RYNO at 99.9% and the Cocaine Turtle at 60%.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (UnA8+)

106 Prayer request: two of my brothers took the third to the hospital last night. Shortness of breath, tightness in chest, disorientation. Admitted from ER. Waiting for developments.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (brIR5)

107 Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (2LelM)

Not just grifters. People who appear wanting to sell you stuff, people who might want to kidnap your kid. You'd still have to have time to get rid of your house and buy another before you could get out of the area.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (AllCR)

108 "Get up and please get up in the face of some congresspeople..."

This cackknacker is just a sentient wig away from being a stellar California Congressperson.

I wonder if TBone approved of lil' corky's message about getting in faces?

Posted by: TCDD, hooting hollerin, etc. at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (190Ab)

109 "Joe Crowley Thinks We Owe Illegal Aliens Monetary Compensation for Their Suffering.."

Case Thinks Joe Crowley Can Go F*ck A Duck!

Posted by: Case Zzyzx at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (2AmoJ)

110 101 Fenelon, if you win $300M you immediately enter the FU Money world. Pretty sure you can avoid grifters if you want to.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (2LelM)


Well, 60% in various and sundry taxes off the top leaves you with 140M, and that's if you take the annuity, not the lump sum...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:11 AM (UnA8+)

111 Robbie O'Rourke, cultural appropriator, wanted 7 debates with Ted Cruz. 5 in English and 2 in Spanglish. Ted said NO. 5 in English only.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2018 08:11 AM (RnKax)

112 92
Ever wonder who God actually said "Hold my beer, watch this" to on the first day?





I give you....Vic...holder of beer.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 08:06 AM (wldC6)

The meme continues.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

113 Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (brIR5)


Will pray. Let us know an update if you hear anything if you are able to do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (AllCR)

114 Well, 60% in various and sundry taxes off the top leaves you with 140M, and that's if you take the annuity, not the lump sum...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:11 AM (UnA8+)

120M, actually.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (UnA8+)

115 They've got nothing. They know they've got nothing and now we know that they know that we know they've got nothing.


They got nuthin.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (NLLmE)

116 Has Booker ever come out of the closet?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

117 108 "Get up and please get up in the face of some congresspeople..."
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If I get up in the face of Hank Johnson will he tip over?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (2LelM)

118 We have this stupid law in our state that you have to reveal your identity.

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Good lord, whatever would possess lawmakers to put a target on the backs of people like that?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (mQ0Mc)

119 Williams argued: The welfare state has done to black Americans what slavery couldnt do, what Jim Crow couldnt do, what the harshest racism couldnt do. And that is to destroy the black family.

There is no traditional black family in the US cities. Nationwide 75% of black children live without their father. My guess it is in the 90s in ATL, CHIC, DET, etc.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:13 AM (JFO2v)

120 OK, time for morning tea and a chance to send prayers to all Morons needing them.

BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:13 AM (kqsXK)

121 "Joe Crowley Thinks We Owe Illegal Aliens Monetary Compensation for Their Suffering.."

Who is the "we" you speak about, douchebag?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 08:13 AM (Ogr1j)

122 107 Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:08 AM (2LelM)

Not just grifters. People who appear wanting to sell you stuff, people who might want to kidnap your kid. You'd still have to have time to get rid of your house and buy another before you could get out of the area.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (AllCR)

Even legit finance advisors would be likely to exploit you and try to push you into high-risk investments.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:13 AM (UnA8+)

123
Good lord, whatever would possess lawmakers to put a target on the backs of people like that?

Boosts lottery sales. It's big scam

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:13 AM (AllCR)

124 Prayer request: two of my brothers took the third to the hospital last night. Shortness of breath, tightness in chest, disorientation. Admitted from ER. Waiting for developments.
Posted by: Fox2!
.........
Done.

If it is heart related... if you can get someone to the hospital, they can usually work their magic..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (5tSKk)

125 Robbie O'Rourke, cultural appropriator"

You mean Robert Francis?

El Snorto.

(and yeah, I'd like to see bentover try "spanish" - he mumbles "spanglish", like me)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (6qErC)

126 Good morning horde, thanks JJ, prayers out for laughing, all hordelings needing grace and those who defend Liberty.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (SZHmr)

127 106
Prayer request: two of my brothers took the third to the hospital last
night. Shortness of breath, tightness in chest, disorientation. Admitted
from ER. Waiting for developments.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2018 08:10 AM (brIR5)


Classic heart attack symptoms. Prayers

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

128 Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (BXd+u)

129
I sent wifey an e-mail this morning. Asked if our checking account would support me buying a new lawn tractor. It doesn't look like the equipment place is ever going to come out and get my old one.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:09 AM


I have a Troy-built 18 hp that I picked up at an end of season sale at Lowes for $900 bucks. It's great. They'll probably start running sales pretty soon.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (LOgQ4)

130 116 Has Booker ever come out of the closet?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

Not if he ever wants T-Bone to make that distended anus of his bleed the way only T-Bone can make it bleed ever again.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (UnA8+)

131 Good morning JJ and the Horde. Its almost Friday!

In any rate, a couple of things. Your commentary is always and I mean always spot on IMHO. With zingers like "pedagogically-indoctrinated" and "closet organizer" Booker - how can one not laugh out loud - really brightens my day. Much appreciated and now back to the links.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (ZgjWN)

132 While at Oxford, Woodward acquired a dark reputation. She began to drink heavily and took a lot of cocaine. She reportedly associated with drug dealers, of a very different social type from students at Christ Church. Her conduct was erratic and frequently menacing. Her explosive temper frightened people. A previous boyfriend had reported her to the police for assault; the police did not charge her, but noted her behavior --- surely unusual for female medical students at Christ Church--- for future reference.

Yikes! That is exactly the kind of person I want performing heart surgery on a loved one, not serving time for stabbing her boyfriend. Way to go, UK!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 08:15 AM (W+vEI)

133 On Monday, Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) issued a furious tweet in which he condemned Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega and his government for their persecution of clergymen in their country.

Catholics love socialist and communists right up to the point they start killing them. The Lutheran German church loved the National Socialist the same way.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

134 >>116 Has Booker ever come out of the closet?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)

Some things are just assumed; the "big reveal" would be anticlimactic. Think Richard Simmons and Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:16 AM (Bdeb0)

135 "Perhaps this woman had a screwed up childhood, in which case it's a shame."
That's what I am thinking.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:16 AM (3HNOQ)

136 We had about ten Carolina Reaper peppers ripen over the weekend.



So we dropped them off at our favorite watering hole for the staff to use.

I understand there was much fun that was had.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 08:17 AM (wldC6)

137 Good lord, whatever would possess lawmakers to put a target on the backs of people like that?"

It was the early "Lotto" sales pitch. If you lived in one of the early "lottery" states, you saw a (nearly) endless stream of happy, smiling faces from your TV screen, all "just like you" who also "support education" ...

Wasn't 'till later that some states thought, "Hmmm. Maybe telling everyone in the 'hood that the lady down the street just got a check for 100 Million might not be the best move"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:17 AM (6qErC)

138 Biopsies? Plural? How many snips did she have?

They haven't taken them yet but, two, one for each side.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 26, 2018 08:17 AM (81OU+)

139 Do not mock happy fun Carolina reaper.

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 08:18 AM (NLLmE)

140 I saw the Carolina Repears open for the Scotch Bonnets in '84

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2018 08:19 AM (5tSKk)

141 128 Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (BXd+u)


"Word."

- - Billy Preston

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (G4W16)

142 Those reapers are hot. Waiting for my jolokia peppers to ripen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (BXd+u)

143 Joe Crowley Thinks We Owe Illegal Aliens Monetary Compensation for Their Suffering

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To actually come out and say this is mind-boggling. So incredibly stupid. Not only are illegal aliens a running, incalculable cost to the taxpayers already, it would cause a crush at the border the likes of which we've never seen. Biblical, perhaps. Granted, he's probably just trying to play the Pander Game better than Occasional-Cortex, but wow. Just wow. Democrats are so dangerous.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (mQ0Mc)

144 Prayers for your wife, Laughing in Texas, and your brother, Fox2!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (W+vEI)

145 On Monday, Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) issued a furious tweet in which he
condemned Nicaraguan President Daniel Ortega and his government for
their persecution of clergymen in their country.


Ortega's goons surrounded a church last week and shot everyone in it, thankfully wounding most and not killing them. The Catholic powers-that-be had to negotiate saving their lives. If someone ever needed shooting, it's Daniel Ortega.

Posted by: Mayor DiCommio, Sandinista Party Member at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (Ogr1j)

146
Classic heart attack symptoms. Prayers
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:14 AM (mpXpK

He has afib, so that would be a logical conclusion.

Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (brIR5)

147 not serving time for stabbing her boyfriend. Way to go, UK!!!"

Not sure why this is newsworthy - someone here posted linkage some time ago that only something like 40% or fewer of Britainistan's convicted killers spent serious jail time...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:21 AM (6qErC)

148 Laughing in Texas.......I have had biopsies and all were negative. Be sure to be extra kind to her right after she has the biopsies. If it is stereotactic and they are a cold as they were with mine, she will be feeling pretty low and scared. A lot of those biopsies turn out to be nothing.

Posted by: Heart at July 26, 2018 08:21 AM (LIhNq)

149 98 55 weeks, not days, JJ
Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:07 AM (3HNOQ)


92 days.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:21 AM (G4W16)

150 Posted this yesterday but I'll do it again because I think it's funny:

Excited, tail wagging dog scares workers:

https://tinyurl.com/yanhozz5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:21 AM (AllCR)

151 Fauxcahontas is obviously a Princess of the Hekawi Tribe.

https://tinyurl.com/ycj63lvn

Note that the Hekawis left Massachusetts to travel to the Oklahoma Territory.

The Hekawis are an offshoot of the Fugawi Tribe of Hyannis and Nantucket, Massachusetts.

https://tinyurl.com/ybpohfym

She is also a cousin to Yellow Bird (note the distinctive 'high cheekbones'. https://tinyurl.com/y89ct46f

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at July 26, 2018 08:21 AM (EMi53)

152 Harvard hates Asians. Another who would have thunk that! They are smarter than the caucasian kids so they give their rightful spot to blacks and hispanics.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:22 AM (JFO2v)

153 Pro tip: never eat something called "reaper."

Posted by: eleven at July 26, 2018 08:22 AM (NLLmE)

154 116 Has Booker ever come out of the closet?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:12 AM (y7DUB)


Well, he went to Yale so I assume he was pretty open about it there. Heteros are the exception, I'm told, outside of the sports teams.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 08:23 AM (Ogr1j)

155 That said, despite funding $5 billion for the border wall, the GOP-lead Appropriations committee is cutting funding to AG McSnoozerson's enforcement reforms that have to date been highly effective in interdicting border jumpers. F**k the GOP-e.

Levin interviewed Mike Huckabee, whom he used to badmouth, Sunday night on Life, Liberty and Levin. Huckabee made the point twice that Trump is the first President that doesn't owe one fucking thing to the K Street lobbyists who finance both wings of the Uniparty since Reagan. He said if you were looking for explanations of why things never got done in the past, that was it. It was a fascinating interview about a lot of things, especially how Slick had a good working relationship with governors but GWB's staff kept them all from interacting with him. Huckabee is the rare Republican whose public image has been upgraded since Trump's election.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:24 AM (y7DUB)

156 Worst offense of the month is the GOP's Appropriation Committee vote to support illegal immigrants. On a voice vote so there is no record. Cowards.

Every single person who has a Rep on that committee should be calling them and asking how they voted.

People, call your congressman and tell them to vote against this bill. It is one of the policies which led to the current invasion.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 26, 2018 08:24 AM (q6u2X)

157 Which moron is this?

https://tinyurl.com/ybwyd2yn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:24 AM (AllCR)

158 It was the early "Lotto" sales pitch. If you lived in one of the early "lottery" states, you saw a (nearly) endless stream of happy, smiling faces from your TV screen, all "just like you" who also "support education" ...

Wasn't 'till later that some states thought, "Hmmm. Maybe telling everyone in the 'hood that the lady down the street just got a check for 100 Million might not be the best move"
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Which shows you just how stupid government is.

Hell, not every doctor you see on tv pitching something IS a real doctor.
Look for the "compensated actor" or "paid spokesman" label.
Lottery organizers could have done the same thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 08:24 AM (7/YOc)

159 Fauxcahontas is obviously a Princess of the Hekawi Tribe. "

Covered that yesterday, I did. Still hold that F Troop > Blazing Saddles.

'Cause I'm dumb...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:24 AM (6qErC)

160 - - Billy Preston
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (G4W16)

The 5th Beatle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:25 AM (JFO2v)

161 No FenelonSpoke.
If you win the $300 million, you IMMEDIATELY submit the claim and leave town. Get in the car and drive. Go visit a relative or friend. Spend some time figuring out what you are going to do.
Sell the house? Really? You could sign it over to the church and be done with it.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:25 AM (3HNOQ)

162 Cukes, not nukes!!!!

Posted by: Militant vegan activist at July 26, 2018 08:26 AM (m45I2)

163
More
Noss; today is Thursday, July 26, 2018.
On this day in 1989
a federal grand
jury indicted Cornell
University student Robert
T. Morris, Jr. for releasing the Morris
worm, thus becoming the first person to be prosecuted under the
1986 Computer
Fraud and Abuse Act. He was sentenced to three years probation
and a paltry restitution. Which is why assholes like this continue
to do shit like this.






Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:26 AM (mpXpK)

164 "Hell no! We won't hoe!"

Posted by: Militant vegan activist at July 26, 2018 08:26 AM (m45I2)

165 Buzzfeed reporting Allie Stuckey for a video? The irony, it burns.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 08:26 AM (Ogr1j)

166 JJ, The DMV doesn't hire anyone to work 24 hours / day.
55 weeks.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (3HNOQ)

167 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Delayed because of storms downing the broadband link.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (hyuyC)

168 The 5th Beatle.
Posted by: rhennigantx"

Get Back!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (6qErC)

169 What do we want?

Arugula!

When do we want it?

Now!!

Posted by: Militant vegan activist at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (m45I2)

170 LOL

The Democratic Party is a rudderless ship, and the captain left on a life raft years ago. Only the rats are still on board.

What few leaders the party has are all ancient mariners: Rep. Nancy Pelosi is 78, Sen. Bernie Sanders is 76, the two-time loser Hillary Clinton is 70, the wannabe nominee for 2020, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, is 69, and the party's angriest member, Sen. Chuck Schumer, is 67. That's 360 years combined if you're keeping score at home.



Guess this is why they're so eager to pin their hopes on the young, enthusiastic Ocasio-Fiasco?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (W+vEI)

171 Buzzfeed, the leading source in Fake News with the Steele Dossier, which no one would run until Buzzfeed gave them the excuse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (oVJmc)

172 A CNN reporter was blocked from a WH press event. All I can say is its about time. All of CNN should be permanently blocked.


http://tinyurl.com/y9w5e5jv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (mpXpK)

173 If you win the $300 million, you IMMEDIATELY submit the claim and leave town.

No. First see a tax lawyer and create a trust. Make the tax bite as small as possible. Include your kids in the trust so they don't have to pay taxes on money you give them.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (LOgQ4)

174 Here are 4 DIABLO Governors who refuse to support Trump's pick for the Supreme court. Good thing they are not in the Senate.


http://tinyurl.com/yc9p83qw

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:28 AM (mpXpK)

175 The House Appropriations committee which is chaired by an RNCe RINO has voted to approve an amendment offered by a GD Demoncrap to bring back Obama's catch and release policy for illegals. They admit they want open borders to help bring in cheap labor.


http://tinyurl.com/ya4d4yyz

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

176 The Allie Stuckey video and the left's meltdown over it...talk about thin-skinned. We will not be mocked!!!111!! Watch soon for it to be labeled hate speech. These people are mentally unwell. All of them.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (mQ0Mc)

177 Lottery organizers could have done the same thing."

It was the happy 80's, so...

IIRC, the first "modern era" government sanctioned lottery was in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (6qErC)

178 From the lesbo mommies article

80% said they would choose to be a lesbian, if it were a matter of a choice

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

179 Since when is the left against ethnic cleansing? That's exactly what the whole diversity push and white privilege narrative is. Reduce the number of white people, then eliminate them entirely when they are a minority. And take their stuff.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (MxEKc)

180 More and more people are joining the ranks of 'no cable or satellite' TV service.


http://tinyurl.com/y9vyu2uc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:29 AM (mpXpK)

181 Ramirez (repeat)


http://tinyurl.com/y7nfvl99




And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (mpXpK)

182 Yeah. Create the trust. That way your privacy is maintained.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:30 AM (3HNOQ)

183 Lady in Black - from what I read in a piece about the person who recently sued to stay anonymous many of the States that have these laws passed them to try to instill trust that the games were real, not just scams where prizes were claimed to be won and awarded but the organizers really just made it up, either for publicity and/or to fleece the marks participating.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (Ojki1)

184 Rep. Matt Gaetz is considering filing a complaint with the Federal Election Commission (FEC) over Twitter...

Considering? Maybe? Debating?Weighing?
FFS, Just pull the fvcking trigger already.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (r9UYA)

185 From the lesbo mommies article



80% said they would choose to be a lesbian, if it were a matter of a choice


*cough* It was. They did. *cough*


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

186 "Hi honey! I'm back from the protest march!"


How did it go?


"I passed out from dehydration, protein-calorie malnutrition and profound anemia, with the added effects of cadmium and zinc deficiency and spent most of the day in the first aid tent, so overall I'd say it went pretty well.


That's nice!


"I need another nap."

Posted by: Militant vegan activist at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (m45I2)

187 Covered that yesterday, I did. Still hold that F Troop > Blazing Saddles.


For F Troop > Blazing Saddles, you need to be able to quote half a comment and have others finish the quote.

Mongo is...
I hired you people to lay track, not...
Want some beans Mr. Taggart?
Somebody is going to half to go back...

As much as I watched F Troop growing up, I don't think I can remember any quotes. Partial or full.

Sorry. F Troop

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (7/YOc)

188 Ortega's goons surrounded a church last week and shot everyone in it, thankfully wounding most and not killing them. The Catholic powers-that-be had to negotiate saving their lives. If someone ever needed shooting, it's Daniel Ortega.
Posted by: Mayor DiCommio, Sandinista Party Member at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (Ogr1j)


I saw a picture of him a couple days ago. He used to be this rail thin turd in the 80s; now he's larded up to look like that fat fuck Sergeant Ortega in the old Disney Zorro series.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

189

EM PEACH,, YES!!! PEACH! THAT'S THE WORD I BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER,, PEACH FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (mPeei)

190 Laughing in Texas.......I have had biopsies and all were negative. Be sure to be extra kind to her right after she has the biopsies. If it is stereotactic and they are a cold as they were with mine, she will be feeling pretty low and scared. A lot of those biopsies turn out to be nothing.

We've had this scare before and it turned out to be nothing but this time there are some differences and I thought a bit of extra assistance couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (81OU+)

191 "I need another nap."

Indubitably!

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (Tyii7)

192 to help bring in cheap labor."

That always works out soooo well.

Forgetting history and repeating it, version 3,953,857

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:32 AM (6qErC)

193 Re: the lesbian mommy article.

Who's going to teach the kids the important stuff?


Like how to make fart noises with your hand in your armpit.

Or how to pee in the snow.

Or "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey"

Or...

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (m45I2)

194 Unfortunately, we have entered a cycle in which the electorate will elect a lefty as soon as their memory of lefty polices fade. Hillary didn't lose because she a bad candidate or the other misguided reasons. She lost because the policies of the left was fresh on the minds of the people. The most erroneous poll in 2016 was Obama's JA #. It is a horrible cycle for the country to find itself in and is the basis for the "burn it down crowd". I'm 66 now ad I believe this cycle will be prevalent the rest of my life. However, my maternal GF lived to be 94, drank and smoked like a chimney. I have never smoked and only drink a little, maybe a large jug of Tanqy every 3 or 4 days.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (TdS5t)

195 @184

Its GOP posturing at its finest.


If you solved the problem how can you find raise off of it?


The Democrats have armies of lawyers on standby to file lawsuits at the drop of a dime.


The GOP really is a fraudulent political party as properly understood.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (upD/b)

196 "Marxico" gets my vote for the Seftonian Word Of The Day !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (yN/cP)

197 True story, I have been playing the NY lottery for 30 years by subscription. 2 games twice a week. 100 dollars a year. How much have I won in those 30 years, maybe 200 dollars, a couple of dollars at at time. Dumb, I know, but where there is a dream, there is always hope.....BS.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (cs390)

198 >>180
More and more people are joining the ranks of 'no cable or satellite' TV service.

Eight months cable free and loving it. We're saving about $100 a month too. Do. Not. Miss.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (r9UYA)

199 Malamute/Husky gets excited when he hears his friend is coming to pay a visit:

https://tinyurl.com/ybatt4am

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (AllCR)

200 If you win the $300 million, you IMMEDIATELY submit the claim and leave town.

No. First see a tax lawyer and create a trust. Make the tax bite as small as possible. Include your kids in the trust so they don't have to pay taxes on money you give them.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


No. The very first thing you do is buy a $20 burner phone and give the number ONLY to your tax attorney. Then you shut off all the other phones.

Have him call you when the trust is complete.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (7/YOc)

201 or to fleece the marks participating."

Hey, that's my plan!

/MarkZuckbook

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (6qErC)

202 Peter & Jane walk into a bar....they were blown away....
by the ambience.Rotten Tootin gunsitters.

Posted by: saf at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (5IHGB)

203 @183

That's in line with a lot of other contests where you can actually have to make a formal request to see the name of the person who actually won. Not only from scammers, but the physical safety of the winning person's family should be the #1 priority. And in this day and age, the safety requires an anonymous feature.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (mQ0Mc)

204 166 JJ, The DMV doesn't hire anyone to work 24 hours / day.
55 weeks.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:27 AM (3HNOQ)



Dude: 2,200 / 24 = 92.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (G4W16)

205 >>Excited, tail wagging dog scares workers:
https://tinyurl.com/yanhozz5



That dog is not scary. Who are these grown men hiding from it, scurrying like it was a charging mountain lion?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (W+vEI)

206 193 Re: the lesbian mommy article.

Who's going to teach the kids the important stuff?


Like how to make fart noises with your hand in your armpit.

Or how to pee in the snow.

Or "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey"

Or...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (m45I2)

You can apply that to about 80% of all black chilrens

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

207 194 Unfortunately, we have entered a cycle in which the electorate will elect a lefty as soon as their memory of lefty polices fade. Hillary didn't lose because she a bad candidate or the other misguided reasons. She lost because the policies of the left was fresh on the minds of the people. The most erroneous poll in 2016 was Obama's JA #. It is a horrible cycle for the country to find itself in and is the basis for the "burn it down crowd". I'm 66 now ad I believe this cycle will be prevalent the rest of my life. However, my maternal GF lived to be 94, drank and smoked like a chimney. I have never smoked and only drink a little, maybe a large jug of Tanqy every 3 or 4 days.
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (TdS5t)


Hence my constant hectoring about the need to fight for the schools. Must be done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (G4W16)

208 Who are these grown men hiding from it,"

Watch the video again. FWIW, even by the end they're not "playing" with it...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (6qErC)

209 The 5th Beatle.

Posted by: rhennigantx


I had a dream last night that Paul died, for real this time. I actually scanned JJ's links to see if it was true.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (lwiT4)

210 What few leaders the party has are all ancient mariners: Rep. Nancy Pelosi is 78, Sen. Bernie Sanders is 76, the two-time loser Hillary Clinton is 70, the wannabe nominee for 2020, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, is 69, and the party's angriest member, Sen. Chuck Schumer, is 67. That's 360 years combined if you're keeping score at home.

I'm not looking up Leaky Leahy's age but that piece of shit looks like he smells like a nursing home where the cleaning staff went on strike.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (y7DUB)

211
Hence my constant hectoring about the need to fight for the schools. Must be done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (G4W16)

That is key, but the question is how?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (7HtZB)

212 And just for the record, a self-reported sense-of-your-child's well-being is NOT a meaningful outcome measurement of one's parental value.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (m45I2)

213 No cable...Outside small antenna, nearly 30 channels. Roku and the only thing I pay for is Amazon, and that is mostly for free shipping. Lots of complaints about Spectrum around here not delivering good service. Don't know if that true, but over the air is always working.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (cs390)

214 When you're the victim of a store hijacking don't call the cops. Kill the perp yourself

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (rtMl0)

215 I had a dream last night that Paul died, for real this time. I actually scanned JJ's links to see if it was true.
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (lwiT4)

Paul has been dead about 40 years

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (JFO2v)

216 173 No. First see a tax lawyer and create a trust. Make the tax bite as small as possible. Include your kids in the trust so they don't have to pay taxes on money you give them.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic


Yeah, Michael Cohen is available I hear. He provides free tapings of all conversations. And my 'kids' voted for Hillary; their $1 inheritances won't go very far at Starbucks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (0ogQG)

217 Leahy smells like a diaper left in the sun for a week with a hint of Ben Gay.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (BXd+u)

218 2200 / 8 = 275

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (3HNOQ)

219 California idiot confronts Navy SEALs with a pellet rifle. Lucky for the two-legged zit, they call the police.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=80782

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (M5Ls9)

220 Paul has been dead about 40 years

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (JFO2v)



Little Winger went to see him in concert a few years ago. He said the cover artist did a remarkable job.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (lwiT4)

221 That's 360 years combined if you're keeping score at home. "

Purely anecdotal here, but as some know, I moved to the DC area in the 80s. At the time, it seemed that many folks in Gov tended to move on, as the usual "career" lasted about 20 years. Sometime in the ensuing decades, though, "career" morphed into "lifetime"...

It might be an interesting exercise to look up the career timelines across Cappy Hill over the past 5 decades or so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (6qErC)

222 The study also reported that lesbians were more likely to split up (56% vs. 36%), but there were no adverse results from that.

Magical lesbianism made all things good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (oVJmc)

223 219 California idiot confronts Navy SEALs with a pellet rifle. Lucky for the two-legged zit, they call the police.

https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=80782
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 08:42 AM (M5Ls9)

Lucky Scott is not shitting pellet gun parts for the next month

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (JFO2v)

224 199 Malamute/Husky gets excited when he hears his friend is coming to pay a visit:

https://tinyurl.com/ybatt4am

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (AllCR)


I knew it was K'eyush before I even copypasta'd the link.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (UnA8+)

225 143 Joe Crowley Thinks We Owe Illegal Aliens Monetary Compensation for Their Suffering

--

To actually come out and say this is mind-boggling. So incredibly stupid. Not only are illegal aliens a running, incalculable cost to the taxpayers already, it would cause a crush at the border the likes of which we've never seen. Biblical, perhaps. Granted, he's probably just trying to play the Pander Game better than Occasional-Cortex, but wow. Just wow. Democrats are so dangerous.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 26, 2018 08:20 AM (mQ0Mc)



He's only saying this because he, being the #3 or 4 highest ranking Dem in the House and a 10-term incumbent got his ass kicked by a 28-year-old nobody from the block.

Too late Joe. Too late for Tom Perez and the DNC to rig the district for you. But you keep running. And hopefully you split the vote with Loopy Fiasco and allow Pappas to steal a win!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:43 AM (G4W16)

226 yo

Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (/gaXL)

227 "Before I end, that's my call to action here. Please don't just come
here today and then go home," Booker said. "Go to the Hill today. Get up
and please get up in the face of some congresspeople."


Let's not forget he said this.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (Ogr1j)

228 "194 Unfortunately, we have entered a cycle in which the electorate will elect a lefty as soon as their memory of lefty polices fade. "

Yup. The success paradox. Trump's success with MAGA will only hasten the return of the Left. Unless...

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (H8QX8)

229 All this lottery talk ... and no mention of "Hookers and Blow" ?

I don't even know who you people are anymore.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (hNICT)

230 Unshakeable

Aside from the fact they spelled the word incorrectly, it's a nice devotional from Rabbi Eckstein of the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews:

https://tinyurl.com/y8m35vqk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (AllCR)

231 Excited, tail wagging dog scares workers:

OK, that was cute, but - really? Could the dog have been that frightening to make them continually run away and jump up on counters?

I realize that dogs can be angry even when they're wagging their tails, but unless the dog was barking as it came in, I would think that it was a friendly sort.

**shrugs**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (kqsXK)

232 BTW, it's also funny to watch the newz - Coca Cola dude threatens price increase due to "tariffs"...

just point out that until now, Coke was "badthink", and watch leftist heads 'splode.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (6qErC)

233 that fat fuck Sergeant Ortega in the old Disney Zorro series. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

Blast from the past!

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (Bdeb0)

234 Over at LI, I posted a bit about the move to strip California of it's special position with respect to auto emissions. It was originally granted to California by the EPA in the 70's, when California wanted to do it and the EPA didn't. What struck me as hilarious is that the Californians are shrieking "States Rights! Trump hates States Rights!!!!" Seriously!

Behind all of the obvious idiocy of their long term hypocrisy on that issue (remember when Arizona tried to enforce Immigration laws, guys?) the most ridiculous part is that they're trying to defend a "right" that only California has, and that none of the other 49 states have. Why should the other 49 states put up with doing whatever California tells them to do?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (V2Yro)

235
Paul has been dead about 40 years


Stig has been dead for ages, honestly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (oVJmc)

236 218 2200 / 8 = 275
Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (3HNOQ)


Let's do it in reverse:

92 days x 24 (hours in a day) = 2,200.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM (G4W16)

237 The 5th Beatle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:25 AM (JFO2v)


Bite me.

Posted by: Stu Sutcliffe at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (kqsXK)

238 All this lottery talk ... and no mention of "Hookers and Blow" ?

I don't even know who you people are anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog


You gotta get the cash first.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (7/YOc)

239 Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco?

She was a BARTENDER before she was a candidate. College grad who could find no other job but pouring beer. Must have great resume.


So democrats are looking for economic lessons from a bartender?

I guess the Ted Kennedy wing IS still alive. ha ha

Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (/gaXL)

240 Hence my constant hectoring about the need to fight for the schools. Must be done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (G4W16)

That is key, but the question is how?
Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 08:38 AM (7HtZB)


Therein lies the rub. School boards tend to attract the busybody dickweeds who won't stand up to the school administrations which are populated by the spawn of Ayers. Productive people are off doing more productive things.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (y7DUB)

241 237 The 5th Beatle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:25 AM (JFO2v)

Bite me.
Posted by: Stu Sutcliffe at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (kqsXK)


"Eat shit!"

- - Murray the "K" Kaufman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (G4W16)

242 And just for the record, a self-reported sense-of-your-child's well-being is NOT a meaningful outcome measurement of one's parental value.

Posted by: Muldoon
--------------

Over the years, I have been astounded by the rationalizations that parents employ to convince others (and themselves) that their child is in some way exemplary.

It is natural, of course, but a bit hard to endure.

See: Clock Boy

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (CDGwz)

243 219 California idiot confronts Navy SEALs with a pellet rifle. Lucky for the two-legged zit, they call the police.

What a POS. One of our best friends kid started at BUDS two months ago; I hope the Navy keeps the Californians away from him while he trains. It's hard enough without having to think about Darwin's flotsam.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (Ogr1j)

244 *waves to MPPPP*

About 2,400 words of Nancy story. Concept of world is assembling. Now who is behind it, well am like Nancy and not sure.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (M5Ls9)

245 A CNN reporter was blocked from a WH press event. All I can say is its about time. All of CNN should be permanently blocked.

See me at #23

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (kqsXK)

246 239 Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco?

She was a BARTENDER before she was a candidate. College grad who could find no other job but pouring beer. Must have great resume.


So democrats are looking for economic lessons from a bartender?

I guess the Ted Kennedy wing IS still alive. ha ha
Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (/gaXL)


Considering Karl Marx and Bernie Sanders never worked a day in their lives and sponged off others, Loopy is a real change.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (G4W16)

247 FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:34 AM (AllCR)

Prayer working, thanks to all, twins came home this week!

Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (/gaXL)

248 Hence my constant hectoring about the need to fight for the schools. Must be done.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:37 AM (G4W16)


How come I'm not a verb ?? I got passed over

Posted by: AJAX at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (TdS5t)

249 Researcher under fire for showing risque photos at turtle and fish conference -
www.usatoday.com



Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (r9UYA)

250 I won't put Loopy down for tending bar. It's honest work unlike being a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER for example.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (y7DUB)

251 235
Paul has been dead about 40 years

Stig has been dead for ages, honestly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (oVJmc)


Stig O'Hara from The Rutles? Or Sting?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (G4W16)

252 Considering Karl Marx and Bernie Sanders never worked a day in their lives and sponged off others, Loopy is a real change.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (G4W16)

GOOD point! Think Bernie has NEVER had a job that wasn't a government job. Money comes in the mail.

Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (/gaXL)

253 250 I won't put Loopy down for tending bar. It's honest work unlike being a COMMUNITY ORGANIZER for example.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:49 AM (y7DUB)


"Everybody tries to put my Loopy down..."

- - Rick Derringer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (G4W16)

254 I'd start the Jiffy Global Initiative Fund for Goodthink Humankind. Then I'd look to monetize my trust fund by receiving donations to good things for humans. I'm a very good person.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (2LelM)

255 Like how to make fart noises with your hand in your armpit.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM
~~~~~

One of my sons can "play" Twinkle Twinkle Little Star that way. Another can make his eyeballs shake/vibrate. And yet another can play the comb.

I have a very talented family.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (Ri0Ku)

256 Posted by: ScoggDog

You gotta get the cash first.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (7/YOc)


Come on man ... think outside the box.

Max out a credit card - then sell that shit to the pawn shop. Take out a payday loan. Kite a check.

Whatever it takes.

I'm not interested in AmeriCan'ts here. I need AmeriCans !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (hNICT)

257 The 5th Beatle.



Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 08:25 AM (JFO2v)



Bite me.

Posted by: Stu Sutcliffe at July 26, 2018 08:46 AM (kqsXK)




Duking it out for the 5-spot = Brian Epstein vs George Martin

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (lwiT4)

258 J.J.,
Yes, there are 24 hours in a day. But the worker is only supposed to work 8 hours in a day, 5 days a week.
55 weeks * 40 hours per week = 2,200

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (3HNOQ)

259 All this lottery talk ... and no mention of "Hookers and Blow" ?

I don't even know who you people are anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:44 AM (hNICT)

------------------

What they don't spend on hookers and blow they're just gonna waste, so.....

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (I16G8)

260 The Mueller investigation will not end until Donald Trump ends it... at which point the democrats and Mueller will claim they had all the evidence and now Trump is hiding it. There will be a daily barrage of anonymous sources claiming the evidence is there and that Trump is guilty but that he's obstructing it. You might even get the "What did Trump know, and when did he know it" phrase thrown out there by the media. Trust me - they won't stop harping on this and will turn the ending of it into a scandal.

Posted by: reality man at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (xOBRH)

261 249 I got passed over
Posted by: AJAX at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (TdS5t)


Let's leaven the Jooz out of this...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (G4W16)

262 >>Think Bernie has NEVER had a job that wasn't a government job. Money comes in the mail.

At least Paul Ryan drove the Weinermobile for a summer.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (r9UYA)

263 Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:48 AM (/gaXL)

Thanks, Kemp. I did report that on the morning prayer (Thanks for prayer and answered prayer list) list for yesterday) or at least I intended to, but it's great that you checked in to let people know who might not have seen that. May your grandbabies continue to grow and thrive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (AllCR)

264 Now a little bit of fun

https://youtu.be/qJ0_r1Emui8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (M5Ls9)

265 G'morning, Horde.

Television? Oh, you mean that thing in the box on the office floor.

Two years now with no teevee. Life is good.

Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (cOHsM)

266 Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:33 AM (m45I2)

You can apply that to about 80% of all black chilrens

Posted by: rhennigantx


*******

Not sure where you're going with that comment, but race is really irreleant. If I had a point to make, it is that there are certain cultural, personal and biological traits that men and women have in differing amounts, and that shape a child's development. Rather than focusing on superficial characteristics and apply a biased form of virtue signaling ("lesbians are better parents!!"), a values-oriented analysis of how good parents instill a sense of integrity, morality, work-ethic, responsibility and all the elements of preparing a child to become a healthy well-functioning adult would be more useful.

Like teaching a kid how to make farting noises with your hand in your armpit.

My own father was sadly remiss in that particular element of my upbringing, and I had to learn it on the mean streets of my boyhood hometown. I managed to rise above that and eventually move on with my life.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (m45I2)

267 258 J.J.,
Yes, there are 24 hours in a day. But the worker is only supposed to work 8 hours in a day, 5 days a week.
55 weeks * 40 hours per week = 2,200
Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (3HNOQ)


You're making me cry.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (G4W16)

268 Loopy does appear to have a nice rack, but those eyes are a little scary.

Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 08:52 AM (/gaXL)

269 262 >>Think Bernie has NEVER had a job that wasn't a government job. Money comes in the mail.

At least Paul Ryan drove the Weinermobile for a summer.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (r9UYA)


"Que?!"

- - Carlos Peligro

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (G4W16)

270 "Eat shit!"

- - Murray the "K" Kaufman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (G4W16)


I knew you'd mention the Big K, JJ.

Somewhere in my collection, I still have an old 33 of "Murray the K's Golden Gassers."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (kqsXK)

271 2200 / 8 = 275
Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:41 AM (3HNOQ)

=====

Let's do it in reverse:

92 days x 24 (hours in a day) = 2,200.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:45 AM


I'm constantly telling people, per AoSHQ SOP, that there is no math on this blog, before I lower the velvet rope and let them proceed down the red carpet.

Could I get a little executive support here?

Posted by: The Moose Out Front at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (ctuyM)

272 I would give anything to see a retired Paul Ryan driving a Weinermobile around town to supplement his meager pension.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (lwiT4)

273 What a POS. One of our best friends kid started at BUDS two months ago; I hope the Navy keeps the Californians away from him while he trains. It's hard enough without having to think about Darwin's flotsam.
------------------
Coronado is a world all its own. At two months he's either at Camp Billy Machin or out on San Clamente doing the swim package. Slab City is just around the corner from Billy Machin if he wants to play with hippies.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (2LelM)

274 *waves to MPPPP*

About 2,400 words of Nancy story. Concept of world is assembling. Now who is behind it, well am like Nancy and not sure.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 08:47 AM (M5Ls9)


That's great, Anna!

I started reading yesterday, but rehearsal intervened. I'm going to get to it tonight.

This weekend I'm going to be working on my new Bara story, so I will type up my rough draft and send what I have your way sometime on Sunday.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (kqsXK)

275 The only proper number of hours in a workday is zero.

I'm really starting to get worried here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (hNICT)

276


Stig O'Hara from The Rutles? Or Sting?


It's a line from the Rutles, about the Paul is Dead thing...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (oVJmc)

277 That terror training camp, you didn't build that.

Posted by: Baracky the Great at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (rtMl0)

278 l a metro bus driver decides to quit yesterday, pulls over and demands everyone off bus into hot sun during heat wave, drives off. one hour till next bus. many seniors incl me. irresponsible and dangerous public transit.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (jAu5l)

279 2,080 hours is what HR Compensation people consider to be the number of working hours in a year.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (ctuyM)

280 213 No cable...Outside small antenna, nearly 30 channels. Roku and the only thing I pay for is Amazon, and that is mostly for free shipping. Lots of complaints about Spectrum around here not delivering good service. Don't know if that true, but over the air is always working.
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (cs390)

Who's your internet provider?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (7HtZB)

281 All I know is if you can bill your customers for the time you are sleeping and eating, etc. I went into the wrong profession.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (3HNOQ)

282 270
Somewhere in my collection, I still have an old 33 of "Murray the K's Golden Gassers."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (kqsXK)


WMCA-AM was one incredible radio station way back when. I coveted a Good-Guy sweat shirt!

Murray the K, Scott Muni, Hal Jackson.

*sigh* those were the days...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (G4W16)

283 Doll Eyes Alexandria probably knows this song by heart.

https://youtu.be/xHrMp4IcRVI

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (M5Ls9)

284 One of my sons can "play" Twinkle Twinkle Little Star that way. Another can make his eyeballs shake/vibrate. And yet another can play the comb.


*******


Now THAT there is some evidence of excellent parenting skills.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (m45I2)

285 >>260 The Mueller investigation will not end until Donald Trump ends it... at which point the democrats and Mueller will claim
Posted by: reality man at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (xOBRH)

Yep. Not unlike George Washington, the anti-Trump cabal only has to keep an army in the field, they don't actually have to win a conclusive battle. This death-by-a-thousand-cuts strategy is gonna keep this kettle simmering until 2020, one way or another, no matter what Trump does.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (Bdeb0)

286 Lots of complaints about Spectrum around here not delivering good service. Don't know if that true


It's true. I hate them.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (lwiT4)

287 275 The only proper number of hours in a workday is zero.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (hNICT)


Translate that into French and it's 1968 in Paris...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (G4W16)

288 "Forget it JAS. It's Hollywood accounting."

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (3HNOQ)

289 ORANGEVALE (CBS13) -- A woman says her bank let her safe deposit box vanish. And she's not the only one.

Susan Nomi says when she went to open her Bank of America safe deposit box of 16 years, the entire box was gone.

That's where she kept her family's jewelry and her dad's coin collection.

"I was in shock; I was just like what happened to my box," said Nomi.

She says Bank of America can't explain where her valuables went.

"They don't have an answer. They don't have an answer. They say thanks for letting us know," she says.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (e8kgV)

290 >>272 I would give anything to see a retired Paul Ryan driving a Weinermobile around town to supplement his meager pension. Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (lwiT4)

He must also be made to sing The Song. You know the one..."I wish I was an..."

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)

291 Spectrum is Cox Cable. Changed the name. Everything else remains the same.

Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (3HNOQ)

292 Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:54 AM (hNICT)

Translate that into French and it's 1968 in Paris...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 08:56 AM (G4W16)


Gonna' need a little help ... still learning English here, boss.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (hNICT)

293 196 "Marxico" gets my vote for the Seftonian Word Of The Day !"

Good one! I have not been as concerned as many about the election of an apparent leftist to the Mexican Presidency. First of all, the odds are that he will simply be ineffective, as every Mexican President before him has been, because most of Mexico has become ungovernable.

But if he *Is* effective, then the only way he can do that is to start cleaning up and clearing out the incredible layers of corruption that control every aspect of the Mexican system. It's hard to even grasp how badly that country has been governed. The article mentioned the missing 43 students, which is a cause celebre but almost minor compared to the outright thievery that goes on every day; but nevertheless most assume that what happened was that the previous government asked some of its close associates in one of the Narco gangs to "discourage" these protesters who were annoying the Government. Wanting to show how "good" a job they could do, the Narco gang used it's enforcers to liquidate the entire busload and disapear the bodies. The Government was probably horrified at this turn of events, but they've had to hard to cover it up, since undoubtedly the the Narco gang has the proof (an email, or a tape) showing that it was the Government - maybe even the Minister of Justice himself - which asked them to take care of this. And if anyone is ever prosecuted, all of that will come out. (so of course the crime will always be officially "unsolved")

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (V2Yro)

294 prayers for your wife, Laughing in Texas

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 08:58 AM (hMwEB)

295 I think when Eddie Munster decided not to make up some unverifiable past employment other than driving the Weinermobile, that was an early heads up of the type of creative leadership we could expect.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 08:58 AM (y7DUB)

296 55 weeks * 40 hours per week = 2,200
Posted by: JAS
--------------

That only holds in the 57th state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 08:58 AM (xSo9G)

297 285 >>260 The Mueller investigation will not end until Donald Trump ends it... at which point the democrats and Mueller will claim
Posted by: reality man at July 26, 2018 08:51 AM (xOBRH)

Yep. Not unlike George Washington, the anti-Trump cabal only has to keep an army in the field, they don't actually have to win a conclusive battle. This death-by-a-thousand-cuts strategy is gonna keep this kettle simmering until 2020, one way or another, no matter what Trump does.
Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (Bdeb0)


The only thing preventing anything from happening is the maintaining of both Houses through 2022 midterms.

That said, Trump can serve two full terms, Korea can reunite as a free country, Iran could be liberated, the Dow could be at 35,000 and unemployment could be at actual 0% and the vendetta against Trump goes on FOREVER.

After he dies, they will hound his kids, grandkids and great-grandkids and attempt to dismantle his empire and legacy both as retribution and more importantly as a WARNING to anyone contemplating going against The State.

Bank on that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (G4W16)

298 Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 08:39 AM (cs390)



Who's your internet provider?

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 08:55 AM (7HtZB)

I actually have Frontier DSL. Living alone and I have the fastest DSL they have (not as fast a fiber) But dedicated phone line. A new fiber company is moving into the area, Internet only they say. As soon as they can lay the fiber, I'll look into it, but DSL is pretty cheap here.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (cs390)

299 Duking it out for the 5-spot = Brian Epstein vs George Martin
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (lwiT4)

===

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Pete Best at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (EZebt)

300 Via Powerline, the NYT (spit!) has published a county-by-county map of the 2106 vote. The country by area is red, punctuated by blue areas in cities. Interesting map and an impressive Trump victory!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yatpop5t

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (Ogr1j)

301 Spectrum is Cox Cable. Changed the name. Everything else remains the same.


Posted by: JAS at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (3HNOQ)



They also swallowed up Time Warner. Prices went up and service went way down.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 09:01 AM (lwiT4)

302 All right MPPPP! Can't wait for more about Theda finding out what goes on behind the camera.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM (aB+tO)

303
JAS:

Apologies. It is per your calculations 275 days (at 8 hours per day).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM (G4W16)

304 Obligatory.

I was told there would be no math on this thread.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM (EZebt)

305 "Think Bernie has NEVER had a job that wasn't a government job. Money comes in the mail.


Posted by: Kemp"
Actually I think Bernie was a half-ass carpenter for a while. He did lousy work and couldn't keep a job according to this that knew him. Then he entered the govt and got rich. That is probably Bolshechick's plan for personal wealth too.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2018 09:03 AM (MxEKc)

306 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Pete Best



******


Dayum! These Beatles are multiplying like cockroaches!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:03 AM (m45I2)

307 305 Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2018 09:03 AM (MxEKc)

Between failing at carpentry and then politics he collected welfare.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:04 AM (G4W16)

308 Dear Fen, if you ever win a big lotto jackpot, I am, out of the goodness of my heart, willing to take the ticket off you and give you one million dollars from the proceeds.
I'm just that good a friend.

*looks earnestly into Fen's eyes*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 09:04 AM (hMwEB)

309 Actually I think Bernie was a half-ass carpenter for a while.


*******


No, I think that was Karen...








...wait for it.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (m45I2)

310 'See, we don't just want your guns. We want your stuff.'
Bernie 'Negen' Sanders

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (zLDYs)

311 She says Bank of America can't explain where her valuables went.

'Prolly donated to fund loony leftist interwebz trolls.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (Tyii7)

312 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 09:04 AM (hMwEB)

Thanks; That's very self sacrificial of you. ;^) I don't play it very often but I'm sure I could find things to spend it on. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (AllCR)

313 The only thing that would make the Ds abandon the Mueller Gambit is if it became painfully embarrassing for them.

Like a huge drubbing in the midterms. An existential threat. The only reason they abandon Mueller is if they see him as a millstone around their necks, pulling them down while they continue to flounder.

Which really isn't beyond possible.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (oVJmc)

314 Now, this is a BFD (see Joe Biden) ...


ObamaCare Is Robbing Medicaid's Sickest Patients
The law's incentives push states to spend more on new enrollees, and less on the disabled and ill.

What seems to have happened is this: Recall that for the pre-ObamaCare Medicaid populations -- those disabled and sick folks -- states must pay up to half the cost. In an era of tightening budgets, they appear to have set capitated payments lower than the actual cost of care. Then when it comes to the able-bodied people covered by the ObamaCare expansion, the feds cover nearly the whole tab, so the states are profligate.

In other words, Medicaid is now encouraging insurers to spend more money caring for people who don't need it and less for those who do. Thank you, ObamaCare.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 26, 2018 09:06 AM (e8kgV)

315 Actually I probably have a better chance of that Nigerian Prince delivering than winning the big one in the lottery, or even the little one.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:06 AM (cs390)

316 He must also be made to sing The Song. You know the one..."I wish I was an..."
Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 08:57 AM (Bdeb0)

-------------------------

In Ryan's case, it would be, "I know I am a big...."

Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 26, 2018 09:06 AM (WEBkv)

317 I was told there would be no math on this thread.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2018 09:02 AM



Analysis: TRUE

Posted by: The Moose Out Front, and fill-in AoSHQ Fact Checker at July 26, 2018 09:07 AM (ctuyM)

318 300 Via Powerline, the NYT (spit!) has published a county-by-county map of the 2106 vote. The country by area is red, punctuated by blue areas in cities. Interesting map and an impressive Trump victory!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yatpop5t

That's a very good map! If you look at the south, you will see a large crescent of blue stretching across several states. It's known as the "black belt", originally because of the rich black soil found there, which made it perfect for large farms and plantations, and now because most of those counties are majority black residents, a legacy of the old days.

In Texas, it's easy to see how racial the vote is - you have blue inner city Dallas and Houston, dominated by the black vote, and San Antonio and "The Valley" in the south, dominated by Hispanics/Mexicans. Oh, and of course Austin. Every other part of Texas is 80% - 90% Republican.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 09:07 AM (V2Yro)

319 What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Pete Best at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (EZebt)


I can only dream of being chopped liver.

Posted by: Jimmy Nicol at July 26, 2018 09:08 AM (kqsXK)

320 Dayum! These Beatles are multiplying like cockroaches!

I think this was a joke back in the '60s. Which you just reminded me off after discovering a very old joke book.

Q. Why was the girl upset?
A. Her father is a beetle exterminator.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 09:08 AM (aB+tO)

321 From the Babylon Bee:


'Santa Barbara Restaurant Declares Itself To Be Sanctuary Space For Threatened Plastic Straws'

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 09:08 AM (lwiT4)

322 After he dies, they will hound his kids, grandkids and great-grandkids and attempt to dismantle his empire and legacy both as retribution and more importantly as a WARNING to anyone contemplating going against The State.

Bank on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (G4W16)


What those piles of shit, including RINO trash like Corker and Flake, obdurately refuse to comprehend is that DJT is their last best chance to escape the gallows. One thing that gives me confidence is that people who supported DJT are immune to the attacks against him; in fact most of them seem to dig in harder. The proof of that will come in two years but looking at the octogenarian donks flailing around like a retarded version of Cocoon makes me confident.

On a somewhat related note, is there a Senator other than Cruz, Cotton and Luap the Lesser who doesn't deserve to be horsewhipped in public?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 26, 2018 09:09 AM (y7DUB)

323 Judge Nappy is trying to break Kraut's record for being wrong the most times

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 09:09 AM (TdS5t)

324 318 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 09:07 AM (V2Yro)


Dear Leftists:

THIS is why we have an electoral college and a representative republic, and NOT a direct democracy.

Meh, they're never gonna get it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:10 AM (G4W16)

325 >>and the vendetta against Trump goes on FOREVER. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM (G4W16)

To my point. The intelligentsia can't allow a jumped-up pitchman and his ignorant, deplorable prole base to go not just unpunished, but crushed in perpetuity--the persecution will be eternal on a Nixonian scale. Decades from now "educators" will be describing political scandal as "Trumpish."

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 09:10 AM (Bdeb0)

326 'See, we don't just want your guns. We want your stuff.'
Bernie 'Negen' Sanders
Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 09:05 AM (zLDYs)

-------------

"This Country is not in debt. This Country is not broke. This Country has plenty of money. It's just that the Country doesn't have it.....".

Left unsaid "Yet".

Keith Ellison D-Socialist, MN

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 26, 2018 09:10 AM (I16G8)

327 McD's still has plastic straws, wonder how much longer.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:10 AM (cs390)

328 Under questioning, Comey admitted to the Inspector General Michael Horowitz that he authored the May 2 statement and penned every word of it himself. But then he offered the implausible claim that "he did not recall that his original draft used the term 'gross negligence,' and did not recall discussions about that issue."

Comey's amnesia is preposterous. He would have us believe that, as FBI director, he memorialized in print his decision that the leading candidate for president of the United States had committed crimes, yet later could not recollect anything about the most important decision of his career.

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 26, 2018 09:11 AM (e8kgV)

329 @realDonaldTrump 12 hours ago

European Union representatives told me that they would start buying soybeans from our great farmers immediately. Also, they will be buying vast amounts of LNG!


Hope they buy all our soybeans!

Although, the last thing the EU needs is more phytoestrogens.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 09:11 AM (Enq6K)

330 327 McD's still has plastic straws, wonder how much longer.
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:10 AM (cs390)


Idea:

Buy plastic straws and label them as being 100% biodegradable and sell in California.

Heh.

Until, SWAT knocks on door...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:11 AM (G4W16)

331 Those poor kid in the cages are probably enjoying the best living conditions and food they have seen their entire lives. The parents or whoever dragged them across the border should be charged for their stay at the expense of the American taxpayer. Then issued a bus ticket.

Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2018 09:12 AM (MxEKc)

332 Lefty, "Save the planet from plastic straws!!!"

Me. "So you totes okay with cutting down more trees and raping Gaia to make paper straws?"

Lefty, "Die heretic!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 09:12 AM (aB+tO)

333 Interesting geological trivia about the "black belt" in the American South; the huge crescent shape is due to that region being the coastline of the precursor to the current Gulf of Mexico back in the Cretaceous period, when T. Rex was stomping about the place. The region became fertile after spending millions of years as a coastal plain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 09:13 AM (V2Yro)

334 327 McD's still has plastic straws, wonder how much longer.
Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:10 AM (cs390)


BS

Posted by: THE STRAWMAN at July 26, 2018 09:13 AM (TdS5t)

335 FBN: Trump to hold high-level meeting tomorrow on election security.

Posted by: Tami at July 26, 2018 09:14 AM (Enq6K)

336 They're banning ALL plastic straws?

Well, that sucks.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:14 AM (m45I2)

337 when straws are made illegal, only illegals will have straws

- shit Lincoln said on the internet

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2018 09:14 AM (FZYNt)

338 Ted's Montana Grill uses waxed cardboard straws instead of plastic. They're...functional.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 09:15 AM (Bdeb0)

339 "Lefty, "Save the planet from plastic straws!!!"

Me. "So you totes okay with cutting down more trees and raping Gaia to make paper straws?"

Lefty, "Die heretic!"

Anybody remember the days of clubbing in the 80's?

Time to bring back the pyrex straw on a gold chain, worn around the neck.

To virtue signal, of course.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 09:15 AM (wldC6)

340 Mornin' Horde. Don't know what Firefox updated but it's pissing me off...

Posted by: Brother Cavil is sick of rewriting his nic daily at July 26, 2018 09:16 AM (AM1GF)

341 Buy plastic straws and label them as being 100% biodegradable and sell in California.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:11 AM (G4W16)

Wasn't there somewhere that has no exceptions for biodegradable straws?

I don't remember if it was Cali. Might have been Seattle, or post-apocalyptic neo-Jakarta 2185.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 09:16 AM (IqOTP)

342 And of course Portland,
OR taxpayers are on the hook for cleaning up the crap left by the
so-called 'Occupy Ice' protesters. Why don't these liberal cities
ever make these assholes pay for their own actions?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party

I live near Portland and checked out local news yesterday to see the damage. The makeshift toilets were nasty, but at least some of them were shitting in those and not the sidewalks. Most were probably shitting on the sidewalks. IOTW Report noted last night that these ICE protesters used...border walls.

Posted by: Jabroni at July 26, 2018 09:16 AM (ZkXzk)

343 >>The parents or whoever dragged them across the border should be charged for their stay at the expense of the American taxpayer. Then issued a bus ticket. Posted by: Ripley at July 26, 2018 09:12 AM (MxEKc)

Edited to read: "Then issued bricks and mortar. That wall ain't gonna build itself."

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 09:16 AM (Bdeb0)

344 Anybody remember the days of clubbing in the 80's?

Wait, we get to bludgeon Lefties?

Posted by: Brother Cavil is sick of rewriting his nic daily at July 26, 2018 09:16 AM (AM1GF)

345 Without plastic straws and tongue depressors, how will Vacation Bible Schools make any kind of decent crafts?

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (lwiT4)

346 Mr Wu was unavailable for comment but a Deadwood movie is to be made. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (Evws/)

347 " The region became fertile after spending millions of years as a coastal plain."

So how did mankind cause the huge rise in sea level back then?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (wldC6)

348 I remember paper straws when I was a kid
you had to finish your drink before the straw got too squishy

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (hMwEB)

349 Until, SWAT knocks on door...


*******


I don't think that's the way it works.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (m45I2)

350 Someone asked the question "Would you go to war for NATO member Montenegro?"

At present, NATO has 29 members. In 1949, there were 12 founding members of the Alliance: Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, the United Kingdom and the United States. The other member countries are: Greece and Turkey (1952), Germany (1955), Spain (1982), the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland (1999), Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia and Slovenia (2004), Albania and Croatia (2009), and Montenegro (2017).

Some organizations improve for having lots of members. Defense pacts do not.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (rnAwa)

351 Out for a while. No 'coon in the trap to relocate. Neighbor called to tell me she'd spotted a bear on the road going to work. If he'll keep the 'coons from raiding the feeder he's weclome to stay, though the wolf I heard howling last night might not look at it the same way.

This is like living in a zoo.

Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (cOHsM)

352 FBN: Trump to hold high-level meeting tomorrow on election security

First, they should appoint Admiral Rogers as head of a commission on election security and let him run the meeting. After which they should issue a demand to the DNC to hand over any and all compromised systems and hardware for somebody honest to investigate. Who that honest party would be I have no idea. NSA maybe?

Anyway, put Rogers in charge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (Ogr1j)

353 I got a call from one of my "Bosses" that he needs his Orders pushed ASAP...LOL...To bad the system is down Navy Wide. Sucks to be you.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (V+Su2)

354 you had to finish your drink before the straw got too squishy

It started drooping?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (aB+tO)

355 349 Until, SWAT knocks on door...


*******


I don't think that's the way it works.
Posted by: Muldoon

more like the Kool-Aide Man

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (FZYNt)

356 Well, that sucks.
It's an issue that's been bubbling up for years now.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (Evws/)

357 " Neighbor called to tell me she'd spotted a bear on the road going to work"

Was the bear carrying his lunch pail, and hard hat, on it's way to work?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 09:19 AM (wldC6)

358 Neighbor called to tell me she'd spotted a bear on the road going to work.

The Trump economy is so outstanding that even the bears have found work!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 09:19 AM (Ogr1j)

359 >>345 Without plastic straws and tongue depressors, how will Vacation Bible Schools make any kind of decent crafts?

Macaroni. Elmer's Glue. Glitter. Cotton balls. Construction paper. Yarn. Dried beans. Magic markers. Fingerpaint.

Yep, good point, projects would suffer without straws and popsicle sticks.

Posted by: Zod at July 26, 2018 09:19 AM (Bdeb0)

360 In NC the "Black belt" runs along the border with Va from mid state to the coast. There is a corresponding belt along the SC border.


When it was cotton country, til they burned out the soil, that is when most of the big planters moved to MS.


They left most of their "undocumented workers"

Posted by: Kemp at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (/gaXL)

361 That was my heyday of clubbing. Lots of things were hung around my neck, but I do remember the straws. BYOB for sucking up the white powder. Those were the days! Also wore those white shell neckless, must of made me think I was in the South Pacific or something.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (cs390)

362 It started drooping?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 09:18 AM (aB+tO)

The end you put in your mouth started to stick together, go flat

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (hMwEB)

363 "Militant" Vegan

-
It don't really matter to me
You believe what you wanna believe
But you don't
Have
To eat like a cow in the field
You don't have to eat like a cow in the field

Posted by: Tom Petty and the Meateaters at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (+y/Ru)

364 Was someone dressed as a Parks Ranger yelling, "Yogi!" while chasing the bear?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (aB+tO)

365 Anybody remember the days of clubbing in the 80's?

Wait, we get to bludgeon Lefties?


******


Gives a whole new meaning to Hair Club for Men

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (m45I2)

366 I remember those paper straws. The paper would start to untwist itself, resulting in liquid dripping everywhere.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (lwiT4)

367 California. Bankrupt shithole, but they got them damn straws under control!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 09:20 AM (oVJmc)

368
The end you put in your mouth started to stick together, go flat
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

honest that's never happened before...

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2018 09:21 AM (FZYNt)

369 What is the difference between Jane Fonda's treason and Secretariat Kerry's treason?
1. Lurch has been certified as a traitor by the Vietnamese Communist Government with their "Hero of Communist Victory" award.
2. Jane Fonda has at least made some half-assed apologies.3. The Vietnamese consider Kerry largely responsible for the American loss in the war.

Posted by: An Observation at July 26, 2018 09:21 AM (/tGlw)

370 "The end you put in your mouth started to stick together, go flat"

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 09:21 AM (wldC6)

371 Todays well duh!

The police officers who arrested Stormy Daniels during her performance in Ohio earlier this month allegedly planned the whole stunt, according to documents obtained by The Fayette Advocate earlier on Wednesday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 09:21 AM (JFO2v)

372 Between failing at carpentry and then politics he collected welfare.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
------------

Curiously, his first wife, after living in the shack with a dirt floor left him.

Somewhere out there he has a bastard son. I forget the mother's name.

As far as I know, his wife is still under investigation for bankrupting Burlington college, while padding her own and relative's pockets with B.C. money.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 09:21 AM (CDGwz)

373 Neighbor called to tell me she'd spotted a bear on the road going to work.

Only HE can prevent forest fires.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 26, 2018 09:21 AM (oVJmc)

374 KAHKSAKA!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at July 26, 2018 09:22 AM (rnAwa)

375 is a bear shitting in the woods considered work?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2018 09:22 AM (FZYNt)

376 Neighbor called to tell me she'd spotted a bear on the road going to work.


*******

I'm guessing it may have been a leopard.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:22 AM (m45I2)

377 Gives a whole new meaning to Hair Club for Men

Posted by: Muldoon


Ridiculous. Can't get enough rigidity for a good club using hair. Now reinforced I can see, but...

Wait, you meant...nevermind.

Posted by: Brother Cavil is sick of rewriting his nic daily at July 26, 2018 09:23 AM (AM1GF)

378 never seen a bear working but many cougars holding down mid level jobs

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2018 09:23 AM (FZYNt)

379 350 At present, NATO has 29 members. In 1949, there were 12 founding members of the Alliance: Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, the United Kingdom and the United States. The other member countries are: Greece and Turkey (1952), Germany (1955), Spain (1982), the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland (1999), Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia and Slovenia (2004), Albania and Croatia (2009), and Montenegro (2017).

Some organizations improve for having lots of members. Defense pacts do not.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (rnAwa)

So, Turkey, Albania, Montenegro, United Kingdom...

...at least 4 Muzzie Countries.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 09:24 AM (UnA8+)

380 It don't really matter to me
You believe what you wanna believe
But you don't
Have
To eat like a cow in the field
You don't have to eat like a cow in the field
Posted by: Tom Petty and the Meateaters
------------

This why I visit this place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 09:24 AM (CDGwz)

381 "never seen a bear working but many cougars holding down mid level jobs"

I have heard of one Hedgehog, who was gainfully employed.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2018 09:24 AM (wldC6)

382 I'm constantly telling people, per AoSHQ SOP, that there is no math on this blog, before I lower the velvet rope and let them proceed down the red carpet.

Could I get a little executive support here?
Posted by: The Moose Out Front at July 26, 2018 08:53 AM (ctuyM)

Well, if the force you apply to the velvet rope is N, and the Y is the size of your Dewlap, what you really should be doing is 2N^2 * 3Y

Posted by: AoS Certified Professor at July 26, 2018 09:24 AM (72PAC)

383 /Deadwood sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (rnAwa)

384 I'm going to carry a bamboo reed with me and use that as a tiki-style straw.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (7HtZB)

385 358 Neighbor called to tell me she'd spotted a bear on the road going to work.

The Trump economy is so outstanding that even the bears have found work!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 09:19 AM (Ogr1j)


Scrambled eggs ejecting from nose.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (G4W16)

386 BREAKING: Bear Spotted Defecating In Woods; Catholicism Of Pope Still In Doubt

Posted by: Brother Cavil is sick of rewriting his nic daily at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (AM1GF)

387 347 " The region became fertile after spending millions of years as a coastal plain."

So how did mankind cause the huge rise in sea level back then?"

Yeah, funny how that happened! Someone just dug up another Mosasaur (sea going dinosaur) just north of Dallas. That was when most of Texas - in fact most of the middle of North America - was a vast inland sea, filled with life of all kinds. (a little inconvenient fact about warm temperatures - the Cretaceous, which was much warmer than we are now, probably had about 50% - 100% more living things on the Earth than there are now)

The reason it's been important to figure out those things is that the chalk and limestone formations formed in those ancient oceans turn out to be some of the best places in the world to look for oil and gas - places like the Permian Basin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (V2Yro)

388 ...wait for it."

So you're hamming it up by sandwiching comments 'tween each other?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (6qErC)

389 Oh my, it's full of euphemisms!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2018 09:25 AM (m45I2)

390 I did see a bear in the road back in the woods Sunday. It didn't move right away, but then ran off the road. My first time seeing a bear in the wild.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2018 09:26 AM (cs390)

391 VIA Hedgehog is one of those words that just sounds dirty

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 09:26 AM (JFO2v)

392 So you're hamming it up by sandwiching comments 'tween each other?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

too soon

Posted by: Zombie Momma Cass at July 26, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

393 Paper straws? Shit you can't get blow through them, I tried.

Posted by: Barry, Chom Team at July 26, 2018 09:27 AM (/gaXL)

394 This what I love about my small village in the Berkshires. Went to town recycle barn and found 2 boxes of straws, 800 straws ! Fuck you, Boston

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 09:27 AM (TdS5t)

395 Lets watch Facistbook shit the bed

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at July 26, 2018 09:27 AM (C+rVY)

396 Duking it out for the 5-spot = Brian Epstein vs George Martin
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 26, 2018 08:50 AM (lwiT4)

There have been a number of individuals touted as the "5th Beatle". Stuart Sutcliffe, Pete Best, George Martin, Billy Preston, Mal Evans, and some others. But, the "true" 5th Beatle was a shameless, NY DJ named Murray the K. How do we know this? Because he told everyone he was during the Fab Four's first American tour in '64. He wrangled himself into constant contact with them while he broadcast their adventures in America. And he told everyone in America, over the radio, that he was Murray the K, the 5th Beatle.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 26, 2018 09:27 AM (9BLnV)

397 what's a FaceBook?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (FZYNt)

398 ok now I want one real bad

https://dailycaller.com/2018/07/25/democrats-ghost-guns/

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (JFO2v)

399 Was the bear carrying his lunch pail, and hard hat, on it's way to work?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
-------

On the Saturday ONT, I reported a bear walking down the street with a white plastic sack in it's mouth. Looked for all the world like a kid headed off to school carrying it's lunch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (CDGwz)

400
400th!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (G4W16)

401
Nood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (G4W16)

402 Dinsdale! Dinsdale!

Posted by: VIA Hedgehog at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (Evws/)

403 Facebook does Faceplant?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 09:28 AM (CDGwz)

404 Fuck you, Boston
Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 09:27 AM (TdS5t)

I like... the IDEA of Boston.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 26, 2018 09:29 AM (IqOTP)

405 everyone knows I'm the 5th Beatle

Posted by: Yoko at July 26, 2018 09:29 AM (FZYNt)

406 Nood art

Posted by: rickb223 at July 26, 2018 09:29 AM (7/YOc)

407 379 350 At present, NATO has 29 members. In 1949, there were 12 founding members of the Alliance: Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, the United Kingdom and the United States. The other member countries are: Greece and Turkey (1952), Germany (1955), Spain (1982), the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland (1999), Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia and Slovenia (2004), Albania and Croatia (2009), and Montenegro (2017).

Some organizations improve for having lots of members. Defense pacts do not.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 26, 2018 09:17 AM (rnAwa)

So, Turkey, Albania, Montenegro, United Kingdom...

...at least 4 Muzzie Countries.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 26, 2018 09:24 AM (UnA8+)

Montenegro is about 75% Christian, mostly Orthodox. Muslims only make up about 20% of the population.

Posted by: josephistan at July 26, 2018 09:29 AM (7HtZB)

408 393 Paper straws? Shit you can't get blow through them, I tried.
Posted by: Barry, Chom Team at July 26, 2018 09:27 AM (/gaXL)

I'm quite sure you have a 2 dollar bill on you

Posted by: REDACTED at July 26, 2018 09:29 AM (TdS5t)

409 400
400th!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--------------

That looks suspiciously like an inside job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 26, 2018 09:29 AM (CDGwz)

410 Wakes up.
Looks around.
Scratches.
Soooo much content.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2018 09:30 AM (0tfLf)

411 After he dies, they will hound his kids, grandkids and great-grandkids and attempt to dismantle his empire and legacy both as retribution and more importantly as a WARNING to anyone contemplating going against The State.

Bank on that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2018 09:00 AM

They won't wait until he dies. As soon as he's out of office it'll be game on to destroy Trump the private citizen. They want him broken and defeated, living in a cardboard box under a bridge.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 26, 2018 09:30 AM (2NqXo)

412 NOOD

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=376271

Posted by: creeper at July 26, 2018 09:30 AM (cOHsM)

413 >>The parents or whoever dragged them across the border should be charged for their stay at the expense of the American taxpayer. Then issued a bus ticket.



I say we devise a metric that deducts an amount from aid to the illegal immigrant's country of origin, seeing as the ones crossing our borders are poor or in an illegal business w/no traceable income to take.

Trump was considering cutting off aid to those who continue to send their poor to our borders - I wish he would do it. That would clear things up quite fast.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 26, 2018 09:31 AM (W+vEI)

414 Facebook is in free-fall. Will Zuck will be out of a job by Friday, even though he controls a big chunk of the voting shares?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 26, 2018 09:34 AM (Ogr1j)

415 Tom Servo @ 387- Geology for the win! That's why we like rock formations everywhere we go (we Eromeros are a a plain people). Besides, rocks and animals are more honest than most people.

Posted by: Eromero at July 26, 2018 09:45 AM (zLDYs)

416 The President's deal with the EU is yet another triumph for America.

It's what he does.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 26, 2018 09:49 AM (Ndje9)

417 "Separating families" has become the "hands up don't shoot" of the time.

Alinsky left out the Rule to create a stupid, lying phrase, endlessly repeat it, and it will become truth in the minds of the useful idiots.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 26, 2018 09:53 AM (koNhm)

418 Hey Vic, tell us again what it was like when dinosaurs roamed the earth. I really like the one about when you rode the pteradactyl.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 26, 2018 09:59 AM (JNTt1)

419 Cory Booker need to check into the local assilum for the polticly irresponsible he its losing his mind fast like like Mad Madam Maxine Waters

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 26, 2018 10:33 AM (FLiOE)

420 So democrats are looking for economic lessons from a bartender?
---
Jesus Christ, Powell! He could be a f*cking bartender for all we know.

Posted by: Deputy Police Chief Dwane T. robinson at July 26, 2018 11:07 AM (s2BLZ)

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