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Media Shitbird to Facebook Exec: Say, How Come You Guys Don't Censor Fox News For Being Such Big, Fat Liars? [Warden]

That's right, the same pompous, self righteous media members who wail, gnash their teeth and assert that Donald Trump is trampling their sacred freedom of speech by calling them "fake news" want to know why Facebook doesn't go ahead and censor Faux News for all their lying, perfidious dishonesty.

Reporter: One of the most prominent organizations you're working with is Fox News, and they're sort of incorrigible about proliferating a lot of misinformation. Can you speak to your reasoning behind that? Why would you want to work with an organization like that when, as you said, you're trying to limit the spread of false information?

At this, Rick Van Veen, head of global creative strategy at Facebook, jumped in: "Yeah, well, given that we have limited time. I'd like to keep it-- Fidji and I don't lead the news organization. Campbell Brown leads that…"

Another reporter in the background: Answer the question!

'We have limited time --"

Another reporter: We'll give you time!

While Facebook execs tried to sidestep the question, they assured our fearless defenders of (their own) free speech in the media that outlets like Infowars have their distribution limited when their audience tells them that Infowars is lying.

So what we're trying to do is make it so that if you are saying something that’s untrue on Facebook-- you're allowed to say it as long as you're an authentic person and you adhere to our community standards-- but we're trying to make it so it doesn't get that much distribution .… We don't always get it right, as you can imagine, it's very complicated, but that's sort of our principle for dealing with information."

Reporter: How do you limit distribution?

"When we have something that we think — that a fact checker has told is probably not true, or a lot of our audience is telling us is not true, we just limit distribution.

So they're basically empowering the SJW mob to shut out content simply by howling that it's not true.

Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:03 PM




Comments

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1 Facenews, Fakebook, tomayto, tomahto.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 25, 2018 09:03 PM (db5ZC)

2 come on!

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 09:04 PM (+Tibp)

3 Call me an empiricist, but what lie?

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 09:05 PM (+Tibp)

4 Top ten!

Posted by: Mothman at July 25, 2018 09:05 PM (QfqyL)

5 Fuck those guys in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 25, 2018 09:05 PM (ANiiC)

6 Off, sock!

Posted by: Surfperch at July 25, 2018 09:05 PM (QfqyL)

7 heh.

Halfway through reading this post, I just stopped reading and said to myself, "Eh, fuck 'em. They're all on their way off the world stage anyway, who even cares about the details?"

Then I got to the end of the post.

Indeed, Ace.


Indeed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 09:06 PM (BRvh1)

8 Top ten??

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2018 09:06 PM (nWc4E)

9 I'd like to say that I helped bring FB's price to its knees, but I never joined it.

Is that like Dogeater's "Jobs Created or Saved"?

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 09:06 PM (+Tibp)

10 "...or a lot of our audience is telling us is not true, we just limit distribution."

We don't actually check the veracity of the reports, because our audience would never complain that absolutely true statements are false just because the truth is upsetting to them.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 25, 2018 09:07 PM (db5ZC)

11 Fake news for me but not for thee!

Posted by: Mark Zuckerburg at July 25, 2018 09:07 PM (QfqyL)

12 Sideways, with a cactus.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 25, 2018 09:07 PM (y87Qq)

13 Diamond studded

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:07 PM (IqV8l)

14 I saw the Turdcutters open for A Bloody Stool at the Bowl back in '02.


Posted by: irright at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (RVcmP)

15 Right, Fox is incorrigible about pushing false info.


How about the last 24 hours, airhead?


What - 3 or 4 outrageous lies by non-Fox MSM? Just another news cycle.


And note: the distortion of selection, and of framing, topics and issues is pervasive, relentless, growing, and renders most "news" reporting little more than poor opinion drivel.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

16 is this thread open too? I have no interaction with FB so I guess I should go back downstairs.

Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (UdKB7)

17 the same pompous, self righteous media members who wail, gnash their teeth and assert that Donald Trump is trampling their sacred freedom of speech by calling them "fake news"

I have a question: doesn't Donald Trump have a right to HIS free speech? Or is only theirs protected? Then they are free to spout their bullshit, but he is free to call it bullshit, which it is.

(I leave aside the obvious point, that free speech pertains only to prosecution for one's speech, not to be criticized for it. So the assholes in the media should stifle themselves until and unless they get prosecuted for expressing their opinion.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (8DwPe)

18 Hah!


"It's very complicated"


NO IT'S NOT, JACKASS!

What a classic retort to getting caught fibbing.

"Welll.... it's complicated!"

Pfffft.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (BRvh1)

19 It's called projection. Yes, it's that simple.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (zLDYs)

20 WHY DO YOU NOT KILL THE UNBELIEVERS?!?!?

(CHECK OUT OUR BIG EXPOSE ABOUT DONALD TRUMP WANTING SPRINKLES ON HIS TWOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOPS!)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (oVJmc)

21 Warai, it's Warden, not ace.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:09 PM (QDnY+)

22 Hey everybody.

There's nothing wrong with most journalists that deep-frying them wouldn't cure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 25, 2018 09:09 PM (km8m2)

23 Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter."

At first I didn't believe that, it would be a huge drop, one of the biggest stories of the season! And now I see what you're talking about.

The economy and the stock market are doing well overall, but there is stuff out there that is way overvalued. I think Tesla is heading for a huge crash before the end of the year - may even go bankrupt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 09:09 PM (V2Yro)

24 Oops! Thanks rhomoid.

And thank you, Warden!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 09:09 PM (BRvh1)

25 zero fucks given about facefraud at all. never been on it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

26
My turd cutter is sore all the time. Can you recommend some balm?

Posted by: Shep Smith at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (8O3HH)

27 There's nothing wrong with most journalists that deep-frying them wouldn't cure.

---------------

Just as long as you don't expect me to eat them. Probably riddled with parasites.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (db5ZC)

28 i either need a new keyboard, or new fingers....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (BRvh1)

29 Facebook is a free service to you.

How do they make their money?

They are selling your personal information to the highest bidder, and the second highest, the third highest, and anyone that can pay them a few marks, rubles, or pesos.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (4dz1m)

30 Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity.

That's not nearly enough. When are people going to stop using that awful piece of shit?

Sheesh. I'm really getting tired of waiting for people to mature past internet branding. It's embarrassing to even watch it take place.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:11 PM (ZVU3Y)

31 Down 25%? Sweet Justice. It is like an old Clint Eastwood movie!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 09:11 PM (UsCnO)

32 "Can you recommend some balm?"

Hot steel and a maxipad. Works every time.

Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2018 09:11 PM (UdKB7)

33 i either need a new keyboard, or new fingers....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (BRvh1)


How many fingers we talkin' here?

Posted by: Dr. Terwilliker at July 25, 2018 09:11 PM (y87Qq)

34 Hate speech is NOT free speech!

Posted by: Fascist Lives Matter at July 25, 2018 09:12 PM (BiLU+)

35 Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity.

Entering Enronville! All aboooooooard!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 25, 2018 09:12 PM (8DwPe)

36 There is a balm in Gilead....

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 09:12 PM (V2Yro)

37 When we have something that we think - that a fact checker has told is probably not true, or a lot of our audience is telling us is not true, we just limit distribution.

LOL. FarceBook - The Arbiter of Truth and Emperor of Distribution. What a bunch of asswipes.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:12 PM (ZVU3Y)

38 34 Hate speech is NOT free speech!
Posted by: Fascist Lives Matter at July 25, 2018 09:12 PM (BiLU+)


But what if you hate free speech? Is that free speech, or hate speech?

I need a fatwa here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 25, 2018 09:13 PM (8DwPe)

39 I wonder what's going on in the Fixmestick command center tonight.

Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2018 09:13 PM (UdKB7)

40 They really miss their monopoly on what the public is allowed to know.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 25, 2018 09:13 PM (cct0t)

41 The Very Fake Media created Fox News by refusing to play it straight. Facebook is now creating their own "Fox".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Ndje9)

42 >>>Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge
drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.<<<


Soon.

Posted by: the ghost of MySpace at July 25, 2018 09:13 PM (GjAer)

43
Fuck Zuckerfuckerbooger. In the turd cutter. With Elon Musk's Thai cave boy rescue submarine. Sideways.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:14 PM (8O3HH)

44
My turd cutter is sore all the time. Can you recommend some balm?
Posted by: Shep Smith


Fat Man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:14 PM (IqV8l)

45 FB ir becoming a Pussyhat ghetto, The kids haue abandoned it.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 09:14 PM (aQfmB)

46 zero fucks given about facefraud at all. never been on it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (KP5rU)

Me neither, And I'm not a Commie, a fag, or a fool, and I expect you're not either. Does that lead to a conclusion about Farcebook?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2018 09:15 PM (4FKb7)

47 I have a fair amount of FB stock ruthless capitalist that I am.


Basically Facebook is being squeezed from both ends.


Conservatives who are leaving in droves because of all of the SJWing and hyper politicization of EVERYTHING and moderates because the leftists are just won't stop until FB resembles MSNBC which will leave only leftists roaming the digital wasteland they have created shooting survivors.


I will probably begin to sell off my stock and go to safer ground probably Microsoft or perhaps NVIDIA.


Got a crap ton of Microsoft so I'll just be adding.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:15 PM (FquqN)

48 This isn't exactly news. It's true enough, but it's on the level of "sun rises in the morning."

Exactly what can be done about these shits. Some time ago, Klavan did a segment of Zuckhead making the exact same excuses, and the same promises, going back to his college days. And he keeps getting away with it.

Posted by: George LeS at July 25, 2018 09:15 PM (59GGI)

49 Fuck Zuckerfuckerbooger. In the turd cutter. With Elon Musk's Thai cave boy rescue submarine. Sideways.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:14 PM (8O3HH)

Sounds like a party! Am I invited?

Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 25, 2018 09:15 PM (QfqyL)

50 Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.
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Talk dirty to me...

Posted by: Shep! at July 25, 2018 09:16 PM (nILVB)

51 We've come a long way since most Americans got their news from the Big Three TV networks and most big city newspapers.
Thanks God for Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, and the interwebs ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 25, 2018 09:16 PM (BiLU+)

52 Doesn't Tesla have one of the top short-interest (people betting against the stock) #s in the market today? It should.


Meanwhile, WH postponed Putin visit to DC until next year.


And only caught a few snippets, but Pompeo did very well on the Hill today. But my gawd, teh stoopid on the Dem side!


I think it's reached the point where Pompeo should really nuke these idiots. When they ask ridiculous, insulting questions about Russian oligarchs influencing US policy, he should ask about space aliens guiding the Dem senators.


Still waiting for the cabinet level official with the off-hand reasoning ability of Rumsfeld but with a very nasty streak, who will humiliate idiots who beg for it.





Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

53 "Can you recommend some balm?"
Why yes I can!

Dr. D.J. Trumps Butt-Hurt Salve
Special Formula No. 45


https://tinyurl.com/y8rhv97g

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 09:17 PM (UsCnO)

54 >>> Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.

Pass.

I have standards.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2018 09:17 PM (cHbmY)

55
I remember right before the Crash of '08, when Dick Fuld, CEO of Lehman, said he was gonna "burn the shorts".

How I hope Musk burns the shorts in the same way. And winds up with that boy rescue sub and a burning Tesla battery up his turd cutter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:18 PM (8O3HH)

56 And note: the distortion of selection, and of framing, topics and issues is pervasive, relentless, growing, and renders most "news" reporting little more than poor opinion drivel.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

You don't understand. The fact that they ALL say it proves conclusively that they are stating the absolute truth. Questioning it violates the First Amendment. So their actual penalties are really lenient.

Posted by: George LeS at July 25, 2018 09:18 PM (59GGI)

57 I thought the only people on Facebook these days are Grandma and Grandpa.

Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2018 09:19 PM (8kkL4)

58 Great. I learned a new term today on urban dictionary.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 09:19 PM (/qEW2)

59 This really is the big story. They've been trying to silence the right since the election.

The only people seemingly unaffected are people like Benny Shapiro.

Why is that?

Controlled opposition. Nothing else explains it. Go watch any right political video on youtube and within the next one or two videos it'll be a Ben Shapiro video.

Youtube has been purging tons of stuff from the right, but I'm getting recommendations and autoplays for Ben Shapiro.

Guy's a loser and hopefully he'll be gone soon, but not if they have anything to say about it. He's being propped up in a way that is so glaringly obvious that I'm surprised it's not more widely remarked upon.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (4ErVI)

60 46: AOP, like me, I'm sure you called it from the beginning. I thought it was the dumbest fucking thing ever. Entertainment for people living their life through others. Fuck that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

61 Still waiting for the cabinet level official with the off-hand reasoning ability of Rumsfeld but with a very nasty streak, who will humiliate idiots who beg for it.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:16 PM (QDnY+)

=====

Kurt Schlichter for Attorney General (once Sessions is declared legally brain dead)!

Posted by: ShainS at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (BiLU+)

62 Oooh what's a turd cutter? Sounds fun!!

Posted by: Jabroni at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (RPkBm)

63 >>>One of the most prominent organizations you're working with is Fox News, and they're sort of incorrigible about proliferating a lot of misinformation. Can you speak to your reasoning behind that?

"Have you stopped beating your wife?" The exec should just have responded, "I think you spread a lot more misinformation, but we don't have time for that debate".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (/qEW2)

64 I thought the only people on Facebook these days are Grandma and Grandpa.
Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2018 09:19 PM (8kkL4)

All of my friends have Facebook.

Posted by: A Stegosaurus at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (QfqyL)

65 "Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter."

--------

But being super smart, elite thinkers they can't imagine why they would be losing users when they offend and outright ban half their consumers.

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (CJmlv)

66 They lost $120 billion in 'value' tonight. But, at some point, don't you have enough money?

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (QrTqV)

67 What is killing facefuck is that it's 99% memes, most of which would be unpersuasive to anyone with more intellect than a carrot.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (cct0t)

68 It seems as if the House GOP is finally getting Articles of Impeachment ready for Rosenstein.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (ZVU3Y)

69 The pettiness - once people would try to hide that, because being petty, like a child, was shameful.


But now, they are so desperate, they toss shame away and ask the most degrading things, if only their sacrifice may bring down the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Alas, it is not to be; their sacrifice will be in vain.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (0QYMt)

70 >> Sounds like a party! Am I invited?
Posted by: Shemp Smith

I challenge you to a bugger-off.

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

71
Oooh what's a turd cutter? Sounds fun!!
Posted by: Jabroni


Some military hat, I think.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:22 PM (IqV8l)

72 Jackie Chiles will tell you all you need to know about balm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 25, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

73 I miss fruit striped gum.
And the Benny Hill show, I miss that too.
I stole a Hoosier cabinet and thought I was going to Hell, but the guys said I could have whatever I want so it's not stolen anymore.
My fly swatter is broken.
I have discovered that putting milk chocolate cake icing on windmill cookies is one of life's unforseen wonders.

Oh and I hate my cell phone.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2018 09:22 PM (myjNJ)

74 What is killing facefuck is that it's 99% memes, most of which would be
unpersuasive to anyone with more intellect than a carrot.


Which explains why the Left is so scared about Russian Ads.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 09:23 PM (oVJmc)

75 Whatever happens to FB, Zuck will be just fine. I would have retired long ago and bought a moron's paradise island.

Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2018 09:23 PM (UdKB7)

76 It seems as if the House GOP is finally getting Articles of Impeachment ready for Rosenstein.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (ZVU3Y)

EM PEACH ROSEN STEIN!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Fake Hair at July 25, 2018 09:23 PM (QfqyL)

77 "if you are saying something that's untrue on Facebook-- you're allowed to say it as long as you're an authentic person"

So by "authentic person" does he mean that you're not a bot? Or that a facebook algorithm has determined that you are a sincere person of goodwill?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 09:23 PM (/qEW2)

78 Kelsey Grammer reportedly in talks about a possible Frasier reboot.

Sadly, John Mahoney (who played Martin Crane) is now dead, so the show would need a new character to provide the voice of reason and common sense. If they could get David Hyde Pierce to come back and reprise Niles, and if they get the right writers, it could be good. Not as good as the original, but still worth watching, which is more than can be said about most t.v. shows today.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 25, 2018 09:23 PM (fqUgw)

79 "Another reporter: We'll give you time."

There it is, collusion in plain view. But this is the good kind of collusion, just like Strzok's and McCabe's and Comey's and Clapper's and Brennan's and ...

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2018 09:24 PM (CJmlv)

80 A friend of mine explained that, if you have a daughter, and she's on facebook, you have to be as well. He did get off a good one. One of his daughters posted a selfie from a college party. He responded to it: "I can tell you what you're getting for Christmas. Clothes and a Bible."

Pretty spot on Dad comment, I thought.

Posted by: George LeS at July 25, 2018 09:24 PM (59GGI)

81 12 Russians could and did affect the 2016 elections without leaving home. 15-20 million illegals here in the USA could not and did not.

SMR Theory - confirmed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL)

82 My turdcutter seems to be in spasm right now.

Posted by: Rod Rosenstein at July 25, 2018 09:25 PM (HiLJ1)

83 >>> I miss fruit striped gum.
And the Benny Hill show, I miss that too.

Stream of consciousness.

Continue.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2018 09:25 PM (cHbmY)

84 Sorry; I hear radio news during the day and I can't tell any difference between Fox and ABC, CBS, or NBC.

SRN is the only one who sounds different.

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 09:25 PM (4HMW8)

85 Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.
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Ooooooo. Talk dirty to me.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 25, 2018 09:25 PM (xSo9G)

86 Oooh what's a turd cutter? Sounds fun!!

Posted by: Jabroni at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (RPkBm)


Homophobic slang meant to defame the centerpeice of male homosexual relationships ... as if the asshole's main function relates to shit. FarceBook would ban such terms as Fake Science.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:25 PM (ZVU3Y)

87 Facebook veddy useful vebsite.

Vee used to change meelyons of American wotes!
Posted by: Vladimir P. at July 25, 2018 09:23 PM (be3F7)

Also for provide jobs to countless legitimate Russian citizens such as myself.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at July 25, 2018 09:25 PM (QfqyL)

88 If I may, Horde, I will do this just once per thread.
For those who may have missed this on the GP Prayer list, this is me:

7/24- ***Critical situtation*** Calm Mentor lost driving job with Uber because of insurance regulation changes because he walks with a cane and lacks some strength in his arm. Dire financial situation. Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. *******

For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Anything anyone can do would be greatly appreciated, and if you could share and spread this, even better. I am about 3 weeks from homelessness, and living in the car is not an option as I don't own one. Thank you for listening. My email is in my nic.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:26 PM (b3Pum)

89 As someone who used to work in IT, Zuckerberg's software is pretty fucking good imo. It almost never crashes that I've noticed, it updates smoothly with no interruptions and you can easily post photos without using photobucket or extraneous crap like that. Most other blog software sucks maximum cock in those areas.

Having said that, they cater to retards which is never a good long term bidness strategy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2018 09:26 PM (y7DUB)

90
I am an Anti-Social Media tycoon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9)

91 I haven't used facebook in several years. Does "limit distribution" mean "won't put an ad in the sidebar" or "if you post a link that we don't like in your comment, we will remove the link"? The latter seems much more Orwellian, but I recall reading something like that a while back.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 09:27 PM (/qEW2)

92 12 Russians could and did affect the 2016 elections without leaving home. 15-20 million illegals here in the USA could not and did not.

SMR Theory - confirmed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 09:24 PM (fA1SL)


But the Russians aren't really Slavs. La Rus were Vikings.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:27 PM (ZVU3Y)

93 "The Very Fake Media created Fox News by refusing to play it straight. Facebook is now creating their own "Fox".
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 25, 2018 09:13 PM (Ndje9)"

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Too late, they are what they are - the scorpion. Besides, Breitbart is there already and Drudge beat them to it twenty years ago.

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2018 09:27 PM (CJmlv)

94 @83..
That's the kind of shit I post on Facebook. Just to annoy people.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 25, 2018 09:27 PM (myjNJ)

95 Good one, Palp.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:28 PM (QDnY+)

96 FB locked my page years ago and I've not used it since, nor do I wish to do so again, ever...

Is this thread "open", yet?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)

97

Facebook says it will start removing posts on its site that it views could spark violence.

The move is a response to criticism that the spread of rumors and false stories on its platform has led to people suffering physical harm in countries around the world, Dow Jones reported.

Facebook's approach to misinformation has been focused on suppressing the popularity of such content on the platform -- without entirely scrubbing the problematic content.

The social networking company has faced questions about being a source for false information that can inflame societal tensions.

As for policing, the company says it will rely on local organizations to decide whether specific posts contain false information and could lead to physical violence.

If so, the posts will be removed.

A Facebook spokeswoman said the company will begin in a couple of global hotspots, first in Sri Lanka and later in Myanmar, two countries where some people and groups have used Facebook to spread rumors that ultimately have led to physical violence.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:29 PM (IqV8l)

98 Willowed from the last thread:

322 292 Both launches were completely successful. Ariane 5 launched four Galileo satellites, which are part of Europe's GPS constellation. Falcon 9 launched ten Iridium Next commercial communications satellites.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 08:34 PM (sdi6R)

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Sweet! Thanks for that update, rickl.

In a rational world, those would be Top Headlines.
Posted by: ShainS at July 25, 2018 08:59 PM (BiLU+)



And in our world, the only way the MSM would mention them is if the launches had failed. There would be endless video on a loop of the rockets exploding. That would have been today's top news story.

Yes, I know "If it bleeds, it leads", but there is something very perverse and ugly about fetishizing failure rather than celebrating success.

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 09:30 PM (sdi6R)

99 >>> That's the kind of shit I post on Facebook. Just to annoy people.

You'll have to work harder around here.

Posted by: fluffy at July 25, 2018 09:30 PM (cHbmY)

100 Just saw my sterling Senator Ed Markey on a clip from today's meeting with Mike Pompeo, what a maroon!! I am cursed with the worst senators ever, Mr. Ed and the faux Cherokee. Deliver us from evil, please. Geoff Diehl for US Senate.

P.S. Hubby who has memory issues is watching a Hallmark Christmas movie, for a minute I thought it was Blake Swalwell as the male lead.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2018 09:30 PM (nWc4E)

101 I didn't know UBER hired drivers that don't own cars. I was going to suggest Lyft or WAITR, but I guess that's a non-starter. I wish I could think of something better.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (cct0t)

102 Twitter also doesn't censor conservatives and libertarians...
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon/status/
1022205991083864064

And trending topics...
https://twitter.com/bcbluecon/status/
1022209409353576451

Posted by: andycanuck at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (Evws/)

103 Ever heard of MySpace? yeah, pretty much dead. Well, I hope Zuck gets fucked with the barbed..well you know.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (Zmczq)

104 Is this thread "open", yet?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)


As a turd cutter.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (y87Qq)

105 I'd be selling Facebook stock if I had it.

I was asking my younger cousins that are in that High School to College range and they were all saying Facebook is what grandmas use for social media.

It's not a company like Google that is almost now like a utility. I could easily see it going the way of MySpace.

It was like just one day you were a pariah or weirdo if you had a MySpace account.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (UfkIY)

106 Turd cutter = loaf pincher?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (e9G8E)

107 "if you are saying something that's untrue on Facebook-- you're allowed to say it as long as you're an authentic person"
------------

'Authentic'' is a recent entry in the SJW Newspeak Dictionary.

It means, 'Not to be questioned'. By extension, 'Authenticity' means, we like it this way so, STFU.

One of our City Council has said that drum circles lend 'authenticity' to the city.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (CDGwz)

108 >>> Just saw my sterling Senator Ed Markey on a clip from today's meeting with Mike Pompeo, what a maroon!! I am cursed with the worst senators ever, Mr. Ed and the faux Cherokee. Deliver us from evil, please. Geoff Diehl for US Senate.

We elect some winners, don't we!

Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM (cHbmY)

109 96 FB locked my page years ago and I've not used it since, nor do I wish to do so again, ever...

Is this thread "open", yet?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:28 PM (e9G8E)

Can you go back and delete everything? Get rid of it all and delete the account.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM (4dz1m)

110 Reason #64787554 never to have Facebook.

Fuck them.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM (9OMtu)

111 I still have never gotten the point of Facebook. Maybe the greater casual contact with family members but that is a two edged sword.

One, it gives you greater casual contact with family members.

Two, it discourages or lessens the idea of actually, you know, going to SEE them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM (PgcCO)

112 "67 What is killing facefuck is that it's 99% memes, most of which would be unpersuasive to anyone with more intellect than a carrot."

I think the same way about yard campaign signs and bumperstickers.


Those who display them are 1) Provoking a/o virtue signaling to their neighbors, or 2) Believe that the average voter for their candidate would only do so due to name recognition (which is an insult to all who research their candidates before voting)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM (lD3vL)

113 Biscuit bender?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:33 PM (e9G8E)

114 Not that I've ever made cheese, but there is a device called a "curd cutter", a wire grid. Once the milk for the cheese is curdled you use it to cut the curds into smaller chunks so that the whey can be released.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 09:33 PM (/qEW2)

115 I didn't know UBER hired drivers that don't own cars. I was going to suggest Lyft or WAITR, but I guess that's a non-starter. I wish I could think of something better.
Posted by: Toad-O at July 25, 2018 09:31 PM (cct0t)

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I rented one from Hertz to drive for Uber. They have a rideshare rental program.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:33 PM (b3Pum)

116 It warms my heart to hear that FakeBook's stock went down.

My lefty sis-in-law uses it to cyber-bully anyone to the right of Lenin. I hear she's really gone off the rails since the election.

She's bad enough in real life. She will yell mean things at people if they have ever been contaminated by a Republican.

Posted by: Emmie at July 25, 2018 09:33 PM (4HMW8)

117 P.S. Hubby who has memory issues is watching a Hallmark Christmas movie, for a minute I thought it was Blake Swalwell as the male lead.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Well, he does look a bit like a grown-up Ralphie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:33 PM (CDGwz)

118 @100
No way you have the two worst Senators.

I got Menendez and Booker.

Mendez is a corrupt piece of shit who likes to diddle underage hookers and Booker literally was the worst Mayor of any big city in America, where absolutely every conceivable metric for crime, quality of life and livability went down exponentially, NJ residents then said, I know let's make him a Senator.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:34 PM (FquqN)

119 On the positive side, at the site where I play bridge, they run ads between hands. I just saw one of Klavan's mocking socialism. Of course, 90% of the people there are retired.

Posted by: George LeS at July 25, 2018 09:34 PM (59GGI)

120 And Manny Ramirez goes down swinging at an awesome 2-3 turdcutter!

Posted by: Vin Scully at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (HiLJ1)

121 The problem with Facebook is kids don't use it, so the only people left are older generation folks, so they are effectively halving that group by catering to the how,into SJW crowd. So yes, they are cratering whatever user base they had left.

No business really ever survives being a liberal dick sucking machine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (pUDQf)

122 I miss fruit striped gum.
And the Benny Hill show, I miss that too.

Posted by: fluffy

Holy crap. I was helping my daughter clean her room the other day and found a pack of the zebra stripped gum. I couldn't believe the stuff is still being made. Striped gum coming up twice in a week is like hearing Bernadette Peters name twice in a week. It never happens.

Posted by: Jabroni at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (RPkBm)

123 We heah dere's been unauthorized work goin' on aroun' here.

I'ng gonna need ta see ya yooyun cahds.

Posted by: Fat Vinnie Scalisi, Turd Cutters Union Local 875 at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (oVJmc)

124 Second look at MySpace?

Seriously, that dude needs to start it up again, everyone would quit FB.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (xU7mE)

125 >>Facebook stock is down 20% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.

Down almost 24% now.

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

126 Can you go back and delete everything? Get rid of it all and delete the account.

Posted by: rd at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM


I deleted my account, and it all appears to be gone... It shouldn't surprise me if it's been archived somewhere, though! I didn't use my real name, so there's that too...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (e9G8E)

127 Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.


Poetry.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 09:36 PM (yQpMk)

128 Mentor - I saw last night that you are familiar with Cobb county. For 21 years, I lived on Sandtown Rd., close-ish to the intersection with Windy Hill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:37 PM (xSo9G)

129 Social Media is the source of modern day evil. It's da Debbil. Stay away, as far as you can.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 25, 2018 09:37 PM (bzfnL)

130
'Authentic'' is a recent entry in the SJW Newspeak Dictionary.

It means, 'Not to be questioned'. By extension, 'Authenticity' means, we like it this way so, STFU.


And, "Poof!" -- there went Liawatha's Cherokenesian heritage!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 09:37 PM (pNxlR)

131 Lace turdcutters.

Posted by: Lace Turdcutters at July 25, 2018 09:37 PM (HiLJ1)

132 [Ben Shapiro is] a loser and hopefully he'll be gone soon, but not if they have anything to say about it. He's being propped up in a way that is so glaringly obvious that I'm surprised it's not more widely remarked upon.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 09:20 PM (4ErVI)


Saw a recent video of Candice Owens at some college event in which she stated that Shapiro acts like the "Hall Monitor" to regulate the conservatives. She said he is smart but uninterested in learning anything new or re-examining old assumptions.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 25, 2018 09:37 PM (5Yee7)

133

Yipes! Stripes!

https://youtu.be/fUhYKT-IVb8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:38 PM (IqV8l)

134
Headline: "Facebook loses $120 billion in market cap after awful 2Q earnings"

Down 20% in after-hours trading. Tomorrow should be interesting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2018 09:38 PM (LsBY9)

135 Kreplach, I've got to admit that you might hold the winning hand here.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2018 09:38 PM (nWc4E)

136 Kill it, gut it, demand respect while wearing its carcass as a skin suit.

Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2018 09:38 PM (ALj3k)

137 I deleted my account, and it all appears to be gone... It shouldn't surprise me if it's been archived somewhere, though! I didn't use my real name, so there's that too...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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Bwahahahahaha.

Sorry, that just slipped out.

Posted by: Bob, at NSA at July 25, 2018 09:38 PM (xSo9G)

138 Take my turdcutter--please!

Posted by: Henny Youngman at July 25, 2018 09:38 PM (HiLJ1)

139 Mentor - I saw last night that you are familiar with Cobb county. For 21 years, I lived on Sandtown Rd., close-ish to the intersection with Windy Hill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:37 PM (xSo9G)

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I live in Cherokee, but drove that area a lot for Uber.

You would be..........very disappointed in what that area has become.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:39 PM (b3Pum)

140 Ol' Turdcutter's is a very fiesty gin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 09:39 PM (oVJmc)

141 May 2020: Facebook sold and bought for $1.

Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2018 09:40 PM (ABjxW)

142 Posted by: rhomboid at July 25, 2018 09:16

Well said. Pompeo beat them w/ the stupid stick very well, inc. some Reps like Corker. Rock on Pompeo!

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 09:41 PM (yJ1e6)

143 I recently learned from watching a sitcom that Facebook is just for old fogies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 09:41 PM (2DOZq)

144 Why yes, that's the Coast Guard's newest ship--Cutter Turdcutter.

Posted by: Admiral Yeoman Smiff at July 25, 2018 09:41 PM (HiLJ1)

145 Well, this $4.99 six pack my neighbor brought me is not going to drink itself so *Crack!*.....in I go!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:42 PM (b3Pum)

146 MySpace is still there. Its just all music stuff.

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 25, 2018 09:42 PM (bzfnL)

147 I've passed *chunks* of guys like Zuckerburg through my turdcutter.

Posted by: Frank at July 25, 2018 09:42 PM (ALj3k)

148 "I think the same way about yard campaign signs and bumperstickers.


Those who display them are 1) Provoking a/o virtue signaling to their neighbors, or 2) Believe that the average voter for their candidate would only do so due to name recognition (which is an insult to all who research their candidates before voting)"

Sadly, I think the name recognition thing is very effective.

In Ohio, for many years there was something called the "Brown" effect. Candidates with the surname "Brown" had an automatic advantage, regardless of which office they were running for. The trend was noticeable enough to provoke newspaper articles, but people just got in the habit of voting for "Brown".

Posted by: Toad-O at July 25, 2018 09:42 PM (cct0t)

149
Facebook stock is down 20% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity.

A commentator on Fox Business said it doesn't mean anything because they were higher than usual yesterday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:42 PM (IqV8l)

150 MySpace is still there. Its just all music stuff.
Posted by: Pete Seria

___________

That's sort of like saying Blockbuster Video is still around, it's just a nail salon now.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2018 09:43 PM (UfkIY)

151 I've always been partial to brown.

Posted by: Turd Cutter at July 25, 2018 09:43 PM (HiLJ1)

152 >>A commentator on Fox Business said it doesn't mean anything because they were higher than usual yesterday.

Facebook reported earnings and Q3 projections today.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 09:44 PM (/tuJf)

153
Fuck Ben Shapiro in the turd cutter. Now, his busty sis Abby is different story.

I want her queef cuttter. Not to mention those ginormous jugs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:44 PM (8O3HH)

154 how can we aid calm mentor? go fund me?

Posted by: free tibet at July 25, 2018 09:44 PM (NpvYf)

155 That's sort of like saying Blockbuster Video is still around, it's just a nail salon now.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2018 09:43 PM (UfkIY)

There is actually one Blockbuster store still open.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 09:45 PM (2DOZq)

156
I use FB primarily to post material related to our Scout troop. For two out of the past three weeks, I have been carpet-bombing the account with oics and stories of our time away at Florida Sea Base and summer camp. I've barely seen the whiny, shit-posting SJWs during that time.

As soon as they start coming back in any strength, I do believe I shall begin the Enlightenment, as in "so long, and unfriended".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

157 Abby Shapiro looks too much like my mom at that age (minus the torso).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 09:45 PM (N1ZXu)

158 Why yes, that's the Coast Guard's newest ship--Cutter Turdcutter.
Posted by: Admiral Yeoman Smiff
-------------

Is that the Harvey Milk boat?*


*'Boat' is used intentionally here, so that any ex-swabbies can condescendingly swabsplain 'boat' vs. 'ship'. Have to throw 'em a bone now and then.


Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:45 PM (xSo9G)

159 153
Fuck Ben Shapiro in the turd cutter. Now, his busty sis Abby is different story.

I want her queef cuttter. Not to mention those ginormous jugs.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:44 PM (8O3HH)

She looks like Ben Shapiro with tits.

Pass.

Now if you could put those jugs on another gal...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 25, 2018 09:46 PM (4ErVI)

160 still have never gotten the point of Facebook. Maybe the greater casual contact with family members but that is a two edged sword.

One, it gives you greater casual contact with family members.

Two, it discourages or lessens the idea of actually, you know, going to SEE them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 09:32 PM

I use FB to keep in touch with family around the world. Impossible or unaffordable to visit them.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 25, 2018 09:46 PM (/+bwe)

161 You can tell Facebook is playing the game of 'whack the conservative' while trying to look like they aren't trying to do that very thing. They really suck at it.

As has been mentioned, an enterprising conservative techie who created a conservative YouTube-like or Facebook like site would make some bank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 09:46 PM (pUDQf)

162 Ashkenazim have it rough here; our women look too much alike.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 09:46 PM (N1ZXu)

163 Kids! The 'turd cutter' is just one of your body's numerous sphincters... Explore them all -- with a friend!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:46 PM (e9G8E)

164 @141
Facebook is up 300pct from when I bought it so I've made some serious coin from it.

It's close today was at $217, the current ask is $173.00, a little over 20pct.

The interesting thing is this, if it starts to slide to say $150.00 over the course of the next few weeks, you will get some news that will give the stock a dead cat bounce and then investors will flee at the pumped up price and the stock will tank after that.


There will be awfully itchy trigger fingers for the next month or so.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:47 PM (FquqN)

165 Abby Shapiro looks too much like my mom at that age (minus the torso).
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 09:45 PM (N1ZXu)


Is Abby Shapiro missing a torso, or is your mom?

I think you're supposed to have one of those for best results, but I'm not a doctor so I guess I don't know for sure.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 25, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq)

166 So, last night SMH posts a story about a man dying after having a shower head shoved up his ass in the hospital and now Warden is talking about 'turd cutters'.

So, Warden, were you in Asia last week?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 09:47 PM (PgcCO)

167 My turd cutter is sore all the time. Can you recommend some balm?
Posted by: Shep Smith at July 25, 2018 09:10 PM (8O3HH)



Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 25, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

168 No way you have the two worst Senators.

I got Menendez and Booker.
...
Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:34 PM (FquqN)


========

Disagree. Leftists are a known quantity, we know what they're like. For me the worst senators are the traitors. Graham, McCain, Flake, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 09:48 PM (/qEW2)

169 Abby is DEFINITELY not missing a torso, or so I hear.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 25, 2018 09:48 PM (N1ZXu)

170 If the service is free, you're the product. Remember that whenever someone posts something on FB.

Posted by: Gork at July 25, 2018 09:49 PM (bHvM2)

171 Schlichter: "Cultural war is hell,and I propose it be hell first and foremost on the liberals who started it. ...I don't like it, but the New Rules are what the New Rules are, and I propose we cram them down the left's throat to make the foie gras of liberty. ...We're fighting back. No more free passes. No more high road taking --which is often just a way to avoid conflict. No more Mr. Nice Cons."

Come to think of it, this is President Trump's Trade War policy, too--and its working.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 25, 2018 09:49 PM (Ndje9)

172 There will be awfully itchy trigger fingers for the next month or so.
Posted by: Kreplach
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Two words: Racheting stops

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:49 PM (xSo9G)

173 Is Abby Shapiro missing a torso, or is your mom?

I think you're supposed to have one of those for best results, but I'm not a doctor so I guess I don't know for sure.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 25, 2018 09:47 PM (y87Qq)

We should ask Muldoon, he's pre-med.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 09:49 PM (PgcCO)

174 "Abby Shapiro looks too much like my mom at that age (minus the torso). "


The Head that Wouldn't Die.

Posted by: Toad-O at July 25, 2018 09:49 PM (cct0t)

175
I was just perusing the Online Slang Dictionary for synonyms for the ol' Solo.

Balloon knot, ham flower, prison purse, and rusty bullet hole were some good ones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

176 I've always been partial to brown.

Posted by: Turd Cutter at July 25, 2018 09:43 PM


No love for purple?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 25, 2018 09:50 PM (e9G8E)

177 @161
Hard to do.

Google and Facebook hold dozens and dozens of patents for UI, embedding, streaming, compression, etc.

Any startup that came along would have to come up with a novel approach, look and feel and tech and would either be sued out of existence or or bought.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:50 PM (FquqN)

178 160. my cousins use FB to keep up w/family overseas and Canada.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 09:50 PM (CWvyb)

179
Rebrand the Play-Doh Fun Factory as Turd Cutter Fun Factory

Sales. Through. The. Roof.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 09:50 PM (pNxlR)

180 how can we aid calm mentor? go fund me?
Posted by: free tibet at July 25, 2018 09:44 PM (NpvYf)

-------------

Yes, FT, and thank you.

For information on his situation donations, Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:51 PM (b3Pum)

181 I see Info Wars is mentioned by Warden; youtube just blocked all Alex Jones videos.

Yeah, he' a conspiracy loon, but he doesn't advocate violence.

It's ridiculous, me having to defend Jones, but there it is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2018 09:51 PM (0ogQG)

182 >>Two words: Racheting stops

Two other words: Facebook has downgraded next quarters earnings.

That might be more than two words.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 09:51 PM (/tuJf)

183 Balloon knot, ham flower, prison purse, and rusty bullet hole were some good ones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:50 PM (8O3HH)

'Ham flower' is not one I have heard before.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 25, 2018 09:51 PM (PgcCO)

184 OT, someone tell Bandersnatch that Daily Mail has pics of Padma Lakshmi in a teeny red bikini.

Posted by: IC at July 25, 2018 09:52 PM (PEJUg)

185
Just FYI, there are Fappening nude pics of some gal who looks like Abby, very much so, purported to be her.

But they're not, but are some webcam-girl apparently.

You can do the research for yourselves. Enjoy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 09:52 PM (8O3HH)

186 I've always been partial to brown.

Posted by: Turd Cutter at July 25, 2018 09:43 PM (HiLJ1)

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant! Except turd cutlets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (4FKb7)

187 Abby Shapiro looks too much like my mom at that age (minus the torso). "


If that torso's still lying around, can I have it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (oVJmc)

188
170 If the service is free, you're the product. Remember that whenever someone posts something on FB.


And yet there are folks who still take those asinine surveys on FB.

"How was I to know that they were profiling me?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (pNxlR)

189 It's funny BECAUSE...
The Brown Effect is the anti-gravity aura discovered at Denison University.
We have no idea whether it has ever been sharrod.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (8ZmvG)

190 175. Balloon knot, ham flower, prison purse, and rusty bullet hole were some good ones.

I just spit Sam Adams Summer Ale all over my computer. Thanks.......

Posted by: Flatville Bill at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (TiIoH)

191 Facebook is up 300pct from when I bought it so I've made some serious coin from it.

It's close today was at $217, the current ask is $173.00, a little over 20pct.

The interesting thing is this, if it starts to slide to say $150.00 over the course of the next few weeks, you will get some news that will give the stock a dead cat bounce and then investors will flee at the pumped up price and the stock will tank after that.


There will be awfully itchy trigger fingers for the next month or so.
Posted by: Kreplach

____________

Do you really see a growth story moving forward with Facebook?

To me it seems like that way behind it and is rapidly stalling out.

I also think Zuckerberg is a dumbass and is never going to hand over control to a better CEO.

I'd have a tight stop loss order in, nothing wrong with ringing the cash register and making money on a stock.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (UfkIY)

192 125 >>Facebook stock is down 20% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the turd cutter.

Down almost 24% now.

Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

It will rebound at least 10% in the near term. Good buying opportunity.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (Lrxq8)

193 This is about me, isn't it?

*sobs*

Posted by: Stephanie 'Turd' Cutter at July 25, 2018 09:54 PM (0ogQG)

194 Austin M Clay - dude what smashed TGEOTUS' star on the walk of fame. He wields a pick well. He'll be useful on the canal project.

https://youtu.be/zmKoyTTe584

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

195 Caress the ham flower, Grasshoppah...

Posted by: Kinky Old Chinese Fucker at July 25, 2018 09:54 PM (HiLJ1)

196 I use FB to keep in touch with family around the world. Impossible or unaffordable to visit them.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 25, 2018 09:46 PM (/+bw
You know e-mail and snail mail still exist, and work well, don't you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2018 09:56 PM (4FKb7)

197 It's funny BECAUSE...
The Brown Effect is the anti-gravity aura discovered at Denison University.
We have no idea whether it has ever been sharrod.
Posted by: Stringer Davis \

The open secret from the 80's was that when Sherrod Brown was Sec of State under Dick Celeste, someone was selling drugs out of his office in the statehouse. Don't know if it was Shithead Brown hisself, or one of his underlings, but likely he knew about it and looked away.
He's a dick.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 25, 2018 09:56 PM (S6Pax)

198 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2018 09:53 PM (4FKb7)

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AOP, I got your email and will reply soon. Thank you.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:56 PM (b3Pum)

199 they offend and outright ban half their consumers"

Facebook's customers are fine. Their products, however, are revolting...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (6qErC)

200 194 Austin M Clay - dude what smashed TGEOTUS' star on the walk of fame. He wields a pick well. He'll be useful on the canal project.

https://youtu.be/zmKoyTTe584
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)

If that's him, he's in for a felony destruction of property, since that little ole star costs enough to warrant a felony. Dipshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (pUDQf)

201 Turdcutter was only in the early M*A*S*H episodes, the funny ones.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

202 118
@100
No way you have the two worst Senators.

I got Menendez and Booker.

Mendez
is a corrupt piece of shit who likes to diddle underage hookers and
Booker literally was the worst Mayor of any big city in America, where
absolutely every conceivable metric for crime, quality of life and
livability went down exponentially, NJ residents then said, I know let's
make him a Senator.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:34 PM (FquqN)

I'm all in with Murray and Cantwell.

It's like going all in with a pair of 4's.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (UsCnO)

203
Hope to be back for the ONT. We're taking our 3 y/o grandson with us to our summer place tomorrow.

Our first stop is the Delaware State Fair in Harrington. He'll be comatose from viewing farm machinery up close and personal after that, I'll wager.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

204 181 I see Info Wars is mentioned by Warden; youtube just blocked all Alex Jones videos.

Yeah, he' a conspiracy loon, but he doesn't advocate violence.

It's ridiculous, me having to defend Jones, but there it is.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2018 09:51 PM (0ogQG)

After the election of Trump and everything we know now, his accuracy record of the last 16 years is better than any other MSM outlet.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (Lrxq8)

205 Fuck Zuckerberg and more importantly, fuck Brett Baier and FNC.

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (r9UYA)

206 Balloon knot, ham flower, prison purse, and rusty bullet hole were some good ones.
Posted by: publius
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Barking spider. Not only did Vonnegut discuss wide open beaver, he also actually *included* a sketch of a turd cutter in 'Breakfast of Champions'

SFW: http://i.___ur.com/iaNeWXA.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:58 PM (CDGwz)

207 Facebook stock is down 25% in a single session, by the way, due a huge drop in user activity.




C'mon it's not that bad they only lost $130 billion in market value in about an hour

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2018 09:58 PM (SiINZ)

208 He'll be comatose from viewing farm machinery up close and personal after that...

Hit-or-miss engines, FTW!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 09:59 PM (CDGwz)

209 199 they offend and outright ban half their consumers"

Facebook's customers are fine. Their products, however, are revolting...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:57 PM (6qErC)

You're right. They stink on Ice.
Pull!

Posted by: Louis XVI at July 25, 2018 09:59 PM (PgcCO)

210 The company's top executives warned about decelerating revenue, tightening margins and the ongoing effects of privacy policy changes.




Just die and take Twatter and Googlag with them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2018 09:59 PM (SiINZ)

211
Barking spider. Not only did Vonnegut discuss wide open beaver, he also actually *included* a sketch of a turd cutter in 'Breakfast of Champions'.


Why, yes. Yes, he did!

It looked like a balloon knot.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2018 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

212 Blue wave concerns here. In spite of huge progress made by Trump, these people have brain freeze set on stupid and hate settings. Hope conservatives dont underestimate their degree of hate.

Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2018 10:00 PM (9AhDC)

213 Barking spider. Not only did Vonnegut discuss wide open beaver, he also actually *included* a sketch of a turd cutter in 'Breakfast of Champions'

SFW: http://i.m__ur.com/iaNeWXA.jpg
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Oh pixy, pixy...
Use http://tinyurl.com/ycphed4u

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 10:01 PM (CDGwz)

214 C'mon it's not that bad they only lost $130 billion in market value in about an hour"

We'll make it up by buying a new ride hailing/food sharing service... call it foouber.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:01 PM (6qErC)

215 >> It looked like a balloon knot.

Or Hope Solo's selfies.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)

216 It puts the lotion in the turdcutter, otherwise it doesn't get the hose again.

Posted by: B Bill at July 25, 2018 10:02 PM (ALj3k)

217 Blue wave concerns here. In spite of huge progress made by Trump, these people have brain freeze set on stupid and hate settings. Hope conservatives dont underestimate their degree of hate.
Posted by: Martell
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Apprehension is justified. If the Dems take the House, the country is probably screwed, forever.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 10:02 PM (CDGwz)

218 He'll be comatose from viewing farm machinery up close and personal"

Kids and big machines = fun.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:03 PM (6qErC)

219 >>It will rebound at least 10% in the near term. Good buying opportunity.

You should read their earnings and expenses forecast.

https://tinyurl.com/y9n6ez3a

A 50% increase in expenses coupled with slowing revenue growth is not my idea of a good investment.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 10:03 PM (/tuJf)

220 We'll make it up by buying a new ride hailing/food sharing service... call it foouber.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:01 PM (6qErC)

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Having dumped FaceDesk and driven Uber, the term is.......Fubar.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 10:03 PM (b3Pum)

221 Tech Bubble II: Electronic Boogaloo

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2018 10:04 PM (oVJmc)

222 @191

It's complicated.

Facebook is not a product it's a platform for advertisers and content providers to leverage FB users and their data to their own ends and purposes.

It's all about revenue, if FB can maintain revenue with a shrinking user base then they might weather the storm.


But with the near complete SJW takeover of all things media and the pressure to comply or be destroyed it's going to be interesting to see social media platforms survive and thrive.

And if people are leaving FB then the are going to another platform like instagram for example.

If Instagtam has an IPO anytime soon, buy it.



Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 10:04 PM (FquqN)

223 Reporter: One of the most prominent organizations you're working with is Fox News, and they're sort of incorrigible about proliferating a lot of misinformation. Can you speak to your reasoning behind that? Why would you want to work with an organization like that when, as you said, you're trying to limit the spread of false information?



Got to love the arrogance and stupidity of the MFM to call Fox fake news when those bastards lie through their teeth for a living

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2018 10:04 PM (SiINZ)

224 >> Tech Bubble II: Electronic Boogaloo

Heh. Better would be Electronic Bugger-you.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

225 instagram"

Is owned by Facebook

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:05 PM (6qErC)

226 Pretty soon the only people left using facebook will be the terrorist organizations and their recruits.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (/qEW2)

227 Kids and big machines = fun.
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Tractor pulls. Watching a Oliver Super 99 digging in at full throttle/full strain is testosterone producing stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (xSo9G)

228

Rep. Joe Crowley suggested his belief that the families who have been separated at the border for illegally entering the country should be compensated for the pain they experienced while speaking on Capitol Hill on Wednesday.

"The damage that has been done to these children will be lifelong, to the families units as well and in fact, I suggest they need to be compensated for what this administration did to them," Crowley stated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

229
Somebody should post this to facebook.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (r+sAi)

230 You should read their earnings and expenses forecast.

https://tinyurl.com/y9n6ez3a

A 50% increase in expenses coupled with slowing revenue growth is not my idea of a good investment.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 10:03 PM (/tuJf)

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Yep. I remember holding a little stock from 1998 until, unfortunately 2002. They called it.......AOL.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (b3Pum)

231 Management also warned revenue growth rates would decelerate in Q3 and Q4.




So it's bad and going to get worse. Finally some good news

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 25, 2018 10:07 PM (SiINZ)

232
Drunks at tractor pulls can be pretty fun too. And just the opposite.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 25, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

233 Come on in, the water's fine!

Posted by: Pets.com at July 25, 2018 10:08 PM (oVJmc)

234 @161 As has been mentioned, an enterprising conservative techie who created a conservative YouTube-like or Facebook like site would make some bank.
-------------------------

The hard part isn't creating a YouTube-like site. Others have done that sort of thing. The hard part is running it at a massive loss like Google's been doing to guarantee that no one else can get a foothold with a competing site.

Posted by: junior at July 25, 2018 10:08 PM (DtmQD)

235 >>A commentator on Fox Business said it doesn't mean anything because they were higher than usual yesterday.


Thought they were acting strange.

Posted by: Halon at July 25, 2018 10:08 PM (H/pb5)

236 217.
Yes, for sure. We have Donna Shalala here in south FL trying to turn rino Ros Lehtinen' s seat. As if the latter wasn't bad enough. Some dems have had signs up for months now. Is it illegal? Well, yes. But that's what they do best.
Sigh..

Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2018 10:08 PM (9AhDC)

237 For the last several years of his life, Vonnegut signed his name with that emblem of the anal sphincter. That's just the kind of guy he was.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 25, 2018 10:09 PM (8ZmvG)

238 A conspiracy loon.

Yeah. A conspiracy loon who has been trying to tell you about what at least most folks here now aknowledge exists, and call the deep state, for I'm guessing at least 15 years.

But calling him a loony conspiracy theorist is some good virtue signalling to the powers that be around here and a fair amount of commenters so knock yourself out.

Posted by: teej at July 25, 2018 10:09 PM (Z7oqE)

239 No way you have the two worst Senators.

I got Menendez and Booker.

Mendez is a corrupt piece of shit who likes to diddle underage hookers and Booker literally was the worst Mayor of any big city in America, where absolutely every conceivable metric for crime, quality of life and livability went down exponentially, NJ residents then said, I know let's make him a Senator.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 09:34

Well I'll enter the contest for worst senators. I've got Duckworth and Durbin.

She got elected because she's a minority, disabled vet, w/ lib stupid ideas. Yay! And Dick, well do I need to say more, he's an idiot DICK!

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 10:09 PM (yJ1e6)

240 You know e-mail and snail mail still exist, and work well, don't you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2018 09:56 PM

Many photos and other attachments are unreadable for various reasons and snail mail is hilarious outside the US and Canada. I once got a string-tied shoebox from iirc Sweden and a three-years late birthday card from Argentina. I had to send anything to Peru or Mexico via DHL. Very expensive.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 25, 2018 10:09 PM (/+bwe)

241 >>If Instagtam has an IPO anytime soon, buy it.

That's probably not going to happen anytime soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 10:09 PM (/tuJf)

242 228

Rep. Joe Crowley suggested his belief that the families who have been separated at the border for illegally entering the country should be compensated for the pain they experienced while speaking on Capitol Hill on Wednesday.

"The damage that has been done to these children will be lifelong, to the families units as well and in fact, I suggest they need to be compensated for what this administration did to them," Crowley stated.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

We don't compensate families when daddy robs a liquor store and gets shot after pulling his piece on a cop.

These people are too stupid to breathe. I usually hope this is posturing, because they know nothing will ever come of it. Just a 'I'm one of the pack' posturing. But lately I wonder.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 10:10 PM (pUDQf)

243
For the last several years of his life, Vonnegut signed his name with that emblem of the anal sphincter. That's just the kind of guy he was.
Posted by: Stringer Davis


A Prince of a guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:10 PM (IqV8l)

244 I straight up deleted my FB account about 6 months ago and have not yet regretted it.

Posted by: holygoat at July 25, 2018 10:11 PM (nCqz2)

245 226

And my sister. Addicted to the Facebook crappola.

Posted by: Martell at July 25, 2018 10:11 PM (9AhDC)

246 Watching a Oliver Super 99 digging in at full throttle/full strain is testosterone producing stuff"

Can't have that. Here, kids, try some feather art...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:11 PM (6qErC)

247 I straight up deleted my FB account about 6 months ago and have not yet regretted it.

Posted by: holygoat


I smothered mine,

Posted by: Halon at July 25, 2018 10:12 PM (H/pb5)

248 244 I straight up deleted my FB account about 6 months ago and have not yet regretted it.
Posted by: holygoat at July 25, 2018 10:11 PM (nCqz2


Same here. Told all my family to call me or email me if they needed me and deleted the shit. Facebook assured me they would leave my account active for two weeks in case I changed my mind. Lol.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 10:13 PM (pUDQf)

249 "It seems as if the House GOP is finally getting Articles of Impeachment ready for Rosenstein.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 25, 2018 09:21 PM (ZVU3Y)"

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And? They have another one just like him waiting in the wings to continue this charade.

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2018 10:16 PM (CJmlv)

250 Interesting studies done recently on the affects of social media on the millennials and younger groups. Basically, it's heroin and causing suicide and a massive uptick in anxiety and depression.

One day, shit needs to be ostracized like cigarettes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 10:16 PM (pUDQf)

251 Nood. No wonder it's so quiet in here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 10:19 PM (pUDQf)

252 Just caught a little Laura, saw a clip where Mike Pompeo shoved a mini MOAB right up Sen. Chris Murphys oh I dunno Know ham flower?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2018 10:19 PM (nWc4E)

253 Same here. Told all my family to call me or email me if they needed me and deleted the shit. Facebook assured me they would leave my account active for two weeks in case I changed my mind. Lol.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 10:13 PM (pUDQf)


I cancelled my Twitter account (@jewbyfour) a while ago. I think I had maybe 20 followers, all of whom were family and co-workers. I really just used it to post cat pictures and talk about computer shit, but then I realized that I can do that pretty much anywhere else and the only reason to have a Twitter account is if you want to get fired in ignominy and disgrace and you're not sure exactly how to pull it off.

They also kept my account open for 30 days after cancelling, just in case I wanted to reconsider. OK, boss, sure thing. I'll get right on that.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 25, 2018 10:20 PM (y87Qq)

254 Just caught a little Laura, saw a clip where Mike Pompeo shoved a mini MOAB right up Sen. Chris Murphys oh I dunno Know ham flower?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 25, 2018 10:19 PM (nWc4E)

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Tightly clenched Starfish.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 10:21 PM (b3Pum)

255 Never registered with Facebook. I work in a university and part of my job is to handle student complaints. Some of them already scratched my car in the car park. I don't need them to know anything more about me than my name and position.

I communicate with family and friends the old fashioned way - email and phone, I even send paper greeting cards. My daughters are on Facebook to keep an eye on the grandchildren and to show me anything of interest.

Posted by: Decaf at July 25, 2018 10:21 PM (CJmlv)

256 The open secret from the 80's was that when Sherrod Brown was Sec of State under Dick Celeste, someone was selling drugs out of his office in the statehouse. Don't know if it was Shithead Brown hisself, or one of his underlings, but likely he knew about it and looked away.
He's a dick.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 25, 2018 09:56 PM (S6Pax)


I haven't heard that scum Celeste's name for so long I had to look it up and see if the pile of shit was dead; just my fucking luck that he isn't. I used to work with a guy who's mother lived in an assisted living place that was nicely run. Then Celeste's shyster old man bought them and shortly afterward she gets a certified letter to waive the provision whereby her costs could only go up by a certain annual percentage. My friend rolled his eyes and said fuck that shit.

Ultimately the shyster father was convicted of scamming seniors in multiple assisted living places. To hide all the jack he scammed from those poor souls, he gifted a shitload of it to Dick and the gazillion brats he jizzed his first wife with to the point that she turned lezzo to keep the old goat off her. I was really hoping that the home the trash family bought on Kellys Island would have to be liquidated as part of financing the restitution but the judge was probably in on the take.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2018 10:22 PM (y7DUB)

257 "The damage that has been done to these children will be lifelong, to the families units as well and in fact, I suggest they need to be compensated for what this administration did to them," Crowley stated.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:06 PM (IqV8l)

We don't compensate families when daddy robs a liquor store and gets shot after pulling his piece on a cop.
These people are too stupid to breathe. I usually hope this is posturing, because they know nothing will ever come of it. Just a 'I'm one of the pack' posturing. But lately I wonder.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 25, 2018 10:10

As I posted in an earlier thrad..since WHEN do we compensate people for breaking the law? This is stupid beyond belief.

Posted by: Farmer at July 25, 2018 10:30 PM (yJ1e6)

258 Disagree. Leftists are a known quantity, we know what they're like. For
me the worst senators are the traitors. Graham, McCain, Flake, etc.

Hey, I was a Senator AND a certified traitor. Those others are wannabees.

Posted by: John Kerry Hero of Cooumist Victory at July 25, 2018 10:40 PM (2zqWZ)

259 Many photos and other attachments are unreadable for
various reasons and snail mail is hilarious outside the US and Canada. I
once got a string-tied shoebox from iirc Sweden and a three-years late
birthday card from Argentina. I had to send anything to Peru or Mexico
via DHL. Very expensive.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 25, 2018 10:09 PM (/+bwe)

I have never had any problems e-mailing pictures anywhere in the world I have had occasion to do so.
But hey, if you want Zuckertwat to enrich himself by selling your private data to all comers, who am I to say you shouldn't let him?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2018 10:42 PM (4FKb7)

260 Have you ever been certified as a traitor? Hah, peasant.

Posted by: John Kerry Hero of Communist Victory at July 25, 2018 10:43 PM (2zqWZ)

261 test

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at July 25, 2018 10:51 PM (aqpW6)

262 I never thought about it. Censoring conservative voices is a far greater attack on free speech than Trump calling people 'fake news'. At least with Trump's strategy, you get to hear both sides and decide.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 25, 2018 11:00 PM (o3pN8)

263 it's weird to think that news organizations with a subscription base of elderly people who forgot to cancel their subscriptions and folks watching muted TV screens can really censor anything the highly rated fox news does.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 25, 2018 11:10 PM (GV6hq)

264 So create a FB account and turn in MSLSD at least 10 times a day.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 25, 2018 11:12 PM (Zskvw)

265 Maybe FB likes it in the turdcutter.

Posted by: torabora at July 26, 2018 12:35 AM (7mpOm)

266 I don't use fakebook. But from afar it seems like a neo AOL. Back in the day, if you wanted to use the net, you did it on AOL. Whether you wanted to learn the news of the day or study travel destinations, you did it through AOL. If you wanted to debate politics, you did it in AOL chat rooms.

Then the net busted out and was a free for all, people could go where they wanted. Now, many people use Fakebook for all their internet needs. They get their news from FB and everything else. Of course the FB leaders are going to use that for for their purposes.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2018 04:09 AM (n13/j)

267 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2018 07:21 AM (ZQfW9)

268 NBC NEWS LIES LIES LIES.ABC NEWS LIES LIES LIES CBS NEWS LIES LIES LIES and CNN LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 26, 2018 10:36 AM (FLiOE)

269 Facebook? What in hell was that?

Posted by: Bully at July 26, 2018 05:40 PM (ObJ5s)

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