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The Morning Rant
"In the good old days, there were unstated rules about what was acceptable discourse and what was not. Particularly in mixed ("polite") company. In polite company, you never talked about sex, you never talked about politics, and you *never* talked about religion. Those three subjects were forbidden. And then the 'let it all hang out' 60s came along and the old rules were thrown out, because, hey, who needs rules, they're just for hung-up middle-class squares, and what do they know about anything? So fast forward to today, social media is an open sewer of filth, rage, and mental illness, everyone is Literally Hitler, and child molesting is a topic for jokes. And now I'm thinking I like playing under the restraints of the old rules better. Perhaps people weren't any less crazy than they are now, but the crazy was limited to a smaller circle of people, and maybe even restricted to the confines of one person's own head. It wasn't inflicted on a world-wide audience."
The Gift That Keeps On Giving:
Humor Level: Moron
(h/t Physics Geek)
OK, Who Is Judge Don Willett and Why Isn't He On the Supreme Court?
Somali female telecom engineers in the 1960s. Women are relegated to cooking and cleaning jobs in present day Islamist Somalia.#BeforeShariaSpoiledEverything pic.twitter.com/N0RtsErmx9
— Before Sharia Spoiled Everything (@BeforeSharia) July 25, 2018
"I wonder why the theocracy
that is always about to descend
on America invariably lands
somewhere else."
Mine Also Has A Deep, Luxurious Tan:
Soaring temperatures are giving men bigger 'summer penises' https://t.co/UUaLnHKijR
— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) July 25, 2018
Seems Legit:
Article here.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Two-Can Sam at July 27, 2018 11:21 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Two-Can Sam at July 27, 2018 11:21 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:21 AM (b3Pum)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: TickledPink at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 11:23 AM (aB+tO)
Posted by: USMC8541 One Shot to Slay Them All at July 27, 2018 11:23 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (QfqyL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Acme Glue Factory at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (kufk0)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (QfqyL)
Seattle is where you get the real whackos.
Posted by: Winston at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Acme Glue Factory at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (xfb67)
Texas SC Justice. About the only time I've used twitter is when he said that his wife would let him wear his Batman costume at their re-commitment ceremony if he got enough tweets in support.
I provided one and got a "like" back.
Guy just has to be awesome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
Me also.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (tr5Mc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (3GUVH)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (q6u2X)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (dPd5y)
If there's a baptismal they can do the water birth thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (s/b09)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (dPd5y)
Okay, I'm a tired moron. Help me with the T-shirt.
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (RD7QR)
U R A P NESS.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (3GUVH)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Because it's oppressive to wymyn and down with the heteronormative patriarchy. Or something.
Posted by: OregonMuse AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (s/b09)
She'll do for the economy what Ted Kennedy did for women.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: TCDD, romper stomper bomper BOO! at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (2biAU)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y)
That image is seconds before the second set of mandibles shoots out and tears into the interviewer's throat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (QfqyL)
By the way- part of his bio; "former drummer and rodeo bull rider".
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (q6u2X)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (+fPHo)
ValJar offers her appraisal of GA gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams:
(From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (bT8Z4)
like a smiling demon just waiting for one wrong move,
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (b3Pum)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at July 27, 2018 11:28 AM (xPJvm)
If only I had the GIF skills to make that one. That would be perfect.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
"My deputy, Rod Rosenstein, is highly capable. I have the highest confidence in him. You probably know, not only did he go to the Wharton School of business, but he graduated from Harvard right here in this area."
Harvard. Great. Sessions is so tone deaf, he comes across as senile.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ojNBr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2018 11:27 AM (CSNuj)
Drive it off a bridge and into the water? Where do we sign up?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (s/b09)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Insomniac
Its a tourist trap but I still liked it. It had a quaint sleaze about, just like New Orleans actually, just safer. Its a beautiful drive, thats for sure. The Keys are lovely.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (SwhMM)
I'd still hit it.
=
with what ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (bUjCl)
Dump truck. Or nukes from orbit to be sure.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
I visited KW once. It seemed weird that just 90 miles south was a country that had been turned by the rat bastard commies into a 3rd world sh*hole.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (lYlRK)
Just finished phone interview #1, pretty pleased with myself. Whether
they were pleased as well, can not say as yet. I did manage to arrange a
phone interview with the hiring manager for Monday morning. This
morning was the initial HR screening call.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (b3Pum)
Yay!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
--------
Over-exciting women has never been a problem.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 11:31 AM (3GUVH)
I AM WE TODD ED
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2018 11:31 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:31 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:31 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (5jVnA)
Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (3GUVH)
Posted by: Robert at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (Zogyx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Shep! at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (mqA48)
Waitress sammich?!?
But on the upside, maybe she'll be drunk and pants less at the time...
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (vtcmf)
22 Key West is dirty and degenerate, much like New Orleans. The ocean is beautiful out there, though.
Posted by: Insomniac
Its a tourist trap but I still liked it. It had a quaint sleaze
about, just like New Orleans actually, just safer. Its a beautiful
drive, thats for sure. The Keys are lovely.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 27, 2018 11:30 AM (SwhMM)
Item on my bucket list is to drive out to the end of Rt 1 on the Keys on my motorcycle.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (b3Pum)
But AoS has Teh Gorilla!
Posted by: mindful webworker - half a limerick is better than none? at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (XkxK0)
That's funny.
Like my mom used to say...."Point to your head and abbreviate Mountain."
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (dPd5y)
And they say the slippery slope argument is a logical fallacy. Of course, it always happens. Like gay marriage. "If you legalize gay marriage, you will eventually legalize pedophilia." "You guys are insane! How can you equate one person loving another with having sex with children?" Fast forward a decade and you have child molesters being called "minor attracted persons". The old ways are the best ways. Like hanging pedophiles. After they been dragged for 5 miles. Over sharp gravel.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:32 AM (5jVnA)
I thought we left the horse behind in the last thread.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:22 AM (dPd5y)
That's how I always described Michelle because she nearly always looked so angry. This one just looks nuts.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (UENOA)
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (ODr92)
2. That socialist slut has some Neanderthal in her based on that set of teeth.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Legolas at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (QFrQC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (xfb67)
=====
Able to Hoover up and entire 8-ball in under 60 seconds?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (mqA48)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ojNBr)
It's 3D chess. But first lunch, then a nap.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (sXefu)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (UFyv9)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (dPd5y)
Fact check:
[ ] Correct
[X] Wrong
Anyone who has ever seen the North pole would disagree.
Posted by: Peter North at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: T-shirt man at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (ODr92)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (SGpFT)
Maybe supported no-fault divorce?
When I think Kennedy and women, I think of waitress sandwiches and Chappaquiddick.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (xfb67)
2nd Amendment: NFA 1934 GCA of 1968 ARE unconstitutional.
Fini
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (7/YOc)
Absolutely a travesty that we have to rely on the judiciary to retain and reinforce our rights while our elected "betters" chip away at it.
NH made CCW permits optional (only needed if you wan to take advantage of reciprocity). The Dems are already chopping at the bit to roll that back after 1 or 2 years being in effect - if they win the Gov. seat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2018 11:37 AM (QMG5F)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)
After dinner, the men might retire to the library and discuss politics over brandy and cigars.
That was cool.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:37 AM (lYlRK)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:37 AM (dPd5y)
The ironic thing is that God actually put him on hold.
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:35 AM (RD7QR)
If God hangs up on him, he probably should get his affairs in order.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 11:37 AM (jxbfJ)
Pondering Gorilla ponders better with typos fixed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - nitty picky at July 27, 2018 11:38 AM (XkxK0)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (+fPHo)
I would have killed for that during the Era of the Mocha Canine Diner.
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:38 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2018 11:38 AM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (y8Foj)
The few TV interviews he's given are embarrassing.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Pi at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (dPd5y)
I have been picturing you entirely different.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (yQpMk)
=
peoples' definition of "speaking" vary - to some it is a detached general topic, to others it is an opportunity to evangelize. applies to religion and politics.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Little Lupe at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Greg Lake at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (LOgQ4)
As I said t'other time this was mentioned, it's the Trump effect. So. Much. Wiinnnnninnngggugghh.
They just don't want to give credit where due.
Posted by: mindful webworker's turgid prose at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (XkxK0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (xfb67)
I'll just say, good luck and hang in there to Calm Mentor,
and, in addition to my comment at #49 about ValJar praising Stacey Abrams (GA goober candidate), there was this gem in the paper today:
"Abrams said she would oppose 'programs that use our law enforcement to enforce federal immigration laws.'" Also, she wants to make GA's economy more inclusive and fair or something.
Whenever a socialist uses the word "fair," hold onto your wallets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)
The president's bailout is like a soviet-style program where the government props up an entire sector of the economy.
[because Schumer never voted for any sort of bailout or farm support bill.]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (UFyv9)
Because these are highly volatile subjects that easily degenerate into bitter and pointless arguments unsuited for polite company.
Perhaps not doing so all these years has only produce generations of folks incapable of actually engaging in level-headed, clear discussions about those topics.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (SGpFT
Those rules haven't been in effect for 6 decades. If they haven't learned by now, they won't ever.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (lYlRK)
It's because we could be friends until I found out about someone's stupid-ass thoughts on either topic, and then I'd have to kill them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (k1TUh)
She knows on sight who can suck a good dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:41 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Pi at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)
Can't go anywhere anymore without hearing it, at least around here. Had a great experience last week though, was at a small birthday gathering at the neighbors and the 80 year old mother of one of the couple's attended since she was up visiting. Mr. Mary Cloggenstein who was hosting started into his usual Trump bashing (to needle me) and grandma just lit right into him. By the looks on her daughter's and son in law's faces you could tell they were frantically trying to figure out how to put mom in a home somewhere, preferably within the next 30 seconds, It was great.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (xfb67)
They're growing antlers?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
She has the crazed eyes of a true believer. She has energy, strong opinions on how the world *should* work, and an empty head that can be filled with whatever her handlers suggest.
The Obama comparison seems apt, though she hasn't developed his skills at double-speak that make people inclined to like her think she's agreeing while not technically agreeing, and being able to do the word salad ramble for 10, 15, 20 minutes in response to a question so that you have no idea what she meant.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI)
New Hotness: God wants the government to fund our socialist boondogles!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (dPd5y)
No, she looks like the type who would steal somebody's teeth.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:43 AM (y8Foj)
I talk to the wind.
The wind does not hear.
The wind cannot hear.
Posted by: Greg Lake at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (LOgQ4)
But the wind cries Mary.
The wind SCREAMS Mary.
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 11:43 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: mindful webworker - nitty picky at July 27, 2018 11:38 AM (XkxK0)
Thank you, fixed. Crap, that's like blowing the punch line to a joke.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (lYlRK)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (8XRCm)
My understanding from the fortunate few who have been stationed in Norway is that they're rather tolerant of higher levels of female nudity during the long summer days.
Although I'm not sure if Oslo has no-go areas for, you know, actual Norwegians.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (hqZPQ)
The president's bailout is like a soviet-style program where the government props up an entire sector of the economy.
I just heard FNCs Leland Vittert say something similar.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (jK8Z7)
I see no reason to be stabbed while i'm eating an amazing meal.
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (yQpMk)
Never sport a summer penis after Labor Day. Fashion faux pas.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (LOgQ4)
Did he also ask if you had prince Albert in the can?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:43 AM (y8Foj)
Yes, that was what GP was getting at.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (lYlRK)
Never sport a summer penis after Labor Day. Fashion faux pas.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (LOgQ4)
Morning wood's still OK, right?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (3GUVH)
apparently she was showing off dick pics
Huff post = grain of salt
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (FZYNt)
"My deputy, Rod Rosenstein, is highly capable. I have the highest confidence in him. You probably know, not only did he go to the Wharton School of business, but he graduated from Harvard right here in this area."
Harvard. Great. Sessions is so tone deaf, he comes across as senile.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ojNBr)
JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (dPd5y)
=====
Oh, you mean like "green energy?"
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (mqA48)
Are shattered by the sun
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM
You don't possess me
Don't impress me
Just upset my mind
Can't instruct me or conduct me
Just use up my time
Posted by: Greg Lake at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (LOgQ4)
Sugar producers say "hold our beer"
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (UnA8+)
Delta, United Scrap Discounts For NRA Members
https://bit.ly/2AhmtnE
Chaser:
Delta and United follow American Airlines in removing Taiwan from website
https://bit.ly/2mM6sMX
Only hours after American Airlines gave in to Chinese demands to remove the name "Taiwan" from its website, Delta Air Lines and United Airlines followed suit, the Central News Agency reported Wednesday
Vomit:
United Airlines Gives Free Flights To Illegal Immigrants
https://bit.ly/2K17MVw
United Airlines revealed the company will provide complimentary flights to families who were separated as they illegally crossed over the United States border.
United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday
It will be a cold day in Hell before I give United Airlines one red cent!
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (YRXy3)
reports that Kimberly Guilfoyle had to leave Fox News after misconduct allegations.
apparently she was showing off dick pics
So she was showing pictures of her Gavin?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (hqZPQ)
I hear you. But I remember when I started to use and work on the internet back in '99, it was flame wars and trolls all day long. Ya, I kinda of liked it. Now G-d forbid you want to post something annoymously even if its nothing bad and you can't. 7 years ago I used to post in a blog about local politics. oy vey. Immediately I was threatened by a local politico saying he as going to get my internet address and sue me. (funny thing is the last thing this party would have wanted was that since I was an insider and did know "stuff")
I have to hope things will get better and social media etc. will have to start staightening up.
Posted by: sally at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (sBDDH)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: joncelli, maybe not entirely serious at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Obi Juan Sonobi at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:46 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:47 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 11:47 AM (ODr92)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 11:47 AM (0tfLf)
When I was young, we got a monthly peek at the new Playboy--and maybe some black and white Sears lingerie ads....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:47 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 27, 2018 11:47 AM (Apbdw)
Posted by: JoeF.
Don't forget scrambled cable porn
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (FZYNt)
Ponder that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (ptqGC)
They just throw stuff out there and hope it sticks knowing that their followers will believe anything they say because they hate Trump.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (PvFoN)
apparently she was showing off dick pics
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Kimberly is a big fan of summer penises....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM
Speaking of, haven't seen Herr Morgenholz in a long while.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Peter North at July 27, 2018 11:36 AM (LOgQ4)
Thread winner on multiple levels.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (jK8Z7)
135 Are penises really getting bigger or are vaginas just getting more moose like?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (xfb67)
They're growing antlers?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Sorry, Vagina is closed. Moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (5jVnA)
Raise your arms and make a circle over your head with the index finger tips touching.
Then spell out the word 'image'
and then say 'light bulb'.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (lYlRK)
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We should compare notes.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders, Rape Fantasy Auteur at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (mqA48)
I think the Daily Mail has mixed Correlation and Causation on the hot
temps peni thing. Hot temperatures cause women to wear Sundresses and
Bikinis. Which then causes bigger summer peni.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 27, 2018 11:41 AM (P/aDH)
Until you jump into cold water.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (jxbfJ)
So uplifting!
Posted by: Chris Dodd at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (aB+tO)
I talk to the wind.
The wind does not hear.
The wind cannot hear.
Posted by: Greg Lake at July 27, 2018 11:40 AM (LOgQ4)
But the wind cries Mary.
The wind SCREAMS Mary.
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 11:43 AM
I didn't touch da bitch!
Posted by: Mariah at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Ripley at July 27, 2018 11:49 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (ODr92)
Posted by: Bbz at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (DEtB+)
Posted by: J. Sessions at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 11:26 AM (3GUVH)
I guess my brain just doesn't work that way. I never would have gotten this in a million years, and now that I know, it just strikes me as stupid and wrong, not funny at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM
Don't mourn your wood, see Alice.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (ctuyM)
JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)
3.D.Chess.
Dang, Filet de Boeuf au Madere et Champignons for lunch. Again.
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (sXefu)
When I was young, we got a monthly peek at the new Playboy--and maybe some black and white Sears lingerie ads....
Posted by: JoeF.
Don't forget scrambled cable porn
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 11:48 AM (FZYNt)
Until you climbed the power pole out front and removed the filter from the coax cable going into your house.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (jxbfJ)
--
Wait, whadImiss?
I thought the male appendages were shrinking from the plastics death ray machine.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (ODr92)
Trump signs executive order changing 'Beijing' back to 'Peking'.
"Because that's what's it's supposed to be!"
Posted by: Film at Eleven at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (UFyv9)
I was a huge fan of Senator Ted Kennedy growing up ...He did so much for women, he gave us a lift, we did everything together. Then he drove us off a bridge.
Posted by: Lupe Ocasio Kopechne at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (10vO4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)
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Oooo.... then hold the tip of your tongue with your fingers while saying "My sister was born on a pirate ship".
You'll LOVE that one.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)
United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday
Uh, how do these illegal immigrants get through airport security in order to partake in these free flights?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants
A conundrum.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (LOgQ4)
calm mentor's go fund me
He's $190 away from meeting the $3000 goal, money to help him find work and keep a roof over his head. If you haven't chipped in yet, please help.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
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No kidding; too bad there are no retroactive abortions for anyone who is peddling that narrative.....
Posted by: the Butcher at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (DIosY)
Posted by: Bullwinkle at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM (3GUVH)
But I can see you,you brown skin shining in the sun.You got your hair combed back and,your sunglasses on, baby.I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,after the balls of summer have gone.
Posted by: Don Henley at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (QFrQC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (mQ0Mc)
A guy at work blames soy being an ingredient in almost everything....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Don Henley at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (QFrQC)
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Taint funny.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (vtcmf)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:53 AM
He's still in the business. Still sportin' that 80's flat top hair. From what I hear, of course.
He must be about 60 yrs old by now.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (LOgQ4)
Hush now. You're supposed to be outraged, not amused...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 11:51 AM (mQ0Mc)
A guy at work blames soy being an ingredient in almost everything....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (y8Foj)
Soy and synthetic-estrogen-laden piss going into the water supply.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (NWiLs)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Lena D. at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 27, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV
I think back in the old days, those folks just disappeared.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Ali's House of Boners at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (xBSm0)
United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement Wednesday
https://www.fwd.us/supporters
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon
Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (FZYNt)
ValJar offers her appraisal of GA gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams:
(From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Unusual skill set according to the Farsi Ferret? Why would anyone in Georgia not named Hank Johnson or Cynfia McKinney give a rat's ass about what this slumlord grifter says?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:56 AM (y7DUB)
JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)
Some people want to believe Republicans are good. They have a high threshold before they will give up on that notion.
I do not suffer from that affliction. I START with the assumption that ALL politicians are shitty human beings... until they prove otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:57 AM (9chmE)
He must be about 60 yrs old by now.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (LOgQ4)
Not to get to graphic--because we're in polite company--but I saw some of his recent "work" and it looks like he had a "procedure" done to his moneymaker....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 11:57 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 27, 2018 11:57 AM (14qvS)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 27, 2018 11:57 AM (r9UYA)
---------------------------------
But you COULD, just not at purely social occasions where the opinions of the guests might well differ.
See, once upon a time, long, long ago, a yuuuge sector of life was apolitical. You could mention the latest heat wave without getting into a fight abut global warming. You could compliment your hostess on her dress without fearing lectures about rape.
You could even go to a concert or a football game or --- get this! --- watch the Oscars without any interjection of politics!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (0jtPF)
Think James Gunn will have some company soon, Really creepy stuff coming out about that Dan Harmon guy, and some actor went on 8chan last night and said Seth Green and his wife attempted to recruit him into their hobby of having sex with kids in a secret room in their house (that they showed him, complete with bunk beds and toys, stuffed animals).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Zombie JFK at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (xBSm0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (nJBCW)
Don Willett is a friend/associate of a lot of "soft" conservative
bloggers, notably David "Iowahawk" Burge, Australia's Tim Blair, and
James Lileks. He was a riot on Twitter up until he was appointed by
PDT.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2018 11:54 AM (ZGrMX)
IIRC, his confirmation hearings gave the Democrats a lot of opportunity to relive some of his better tweets.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 27, 2018 11:59 AM (jK8Z7)
would have gotten this in a million years, and now that I know, it just
strikes me as stupid and wrong, not funny at all.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:50 AM (9chmE)
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Oooo.... then hold the tip of your tongue with your fingers while saying "My sister was born on a pirate ship".
You'll LOVE that one.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
No, I don't believe I will.
I'm at work. They think I'm "normal" here.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:59 AM (9chmE)
You'll LOVE that one.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2018 11:59 AM (ALgU9)
From across the sea
It lingered there to touch your hair
And walk with me
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Uh, how do these illegal immigrants get through airport security in order to partake in these free flights"
With news crews and a gaggle of immigration lawyers in tow
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: willow at July 27, 2018 11:44 AM (dPd5y)
I was brought up to be polite so I'm not getting into it with anybody at a social gathering, particularly as a guest. The needling I mentioned was being done for my benefit, don't understand why people feel the need to do that. Especially after I fixed their picnic set as a favor because Mr. Mary Cloggenstein is a total klutz with tools.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (kUmUV)
Clearly, the country needs a change in leadership. Blue wave.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (QDnY+)
He must be about 60 yrs old by now.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 11:55 AM (LOgQ4)
Not to get to graphic--because we're in polite company--but I saw some of his recent "work" and it looks like he had a "procedure" done to his moneymaker....
Posted by: JoeF
Wiki says he's 61. Born in 1957
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 11:59 AM (9chmE)
..........
Nobody wears pants? Cool job!
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the daWinkie code at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (XkxK0)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 12:02 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 27, 2018 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
United is partnering with FWD.us, an advocacy group known for
defending illegal immigrant rights, which made the announcement
Wednesday
https://www.fwd.us/supporters
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Good list for the burning times.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:02 PM (r9UYA)
Hey United, I was separated from my family in Ireland.
Where's me ticket?
Posted by: Mariah at July 27, 2018 12:02 PM (0tfLf)
Interesting because that is the exact opposite of how i remember it. People discussed these things politely, then the 60's happened, the media blew everything out of proportion, and THEN the rule came down that these things shouldn't be discussed...except amongst those who agreed with you anyway. Resulting in echo chambers.
Posted by: RogPodge at July 27, 2018 12:02 PM (EsHMF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE
I think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (cTzpj)
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me Penis.
Posted by: Johnny at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (xBSm0)
I have nearly half a million miles with United.
Never again.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (0tfLf)
Well, an airline that's become known for physically abusing paying customers and killing family pets offering free flights to lawbreakers is kinda funny, I guess?
Next we'll here Harvey Weinstein is offering these stressed out mommies separated from their kids free massages at the Chateau Marmont...in his suite!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the daWinkie code at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (XkxK0)
Which, now that you explain that part of it, it starts to make sense.
Still not funny, but I get it now.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (9chmE)
Clearly, the country needs a change in leadership. Blue wave.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:01 PM (QDnY+)
This is all due to Obama's slow and steady economic policies.
Thank's Obama!
Posted by: Internet bots at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (y8Foj)
"Sunset Boobs" is a better Henley solo tune.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (ZGrMX)
Ignorance really is bliss.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (mJRr3)
Posted by: CN at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (5I1Mn)
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Lying, cheating and stealing is not all that unusual.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Yes. When Michelle smiled she was relatively attractive (ignoring her taste in clothes of course), she just so rarely looked anything other than furious or miserable. When she wore classic line simple dresses and smiled she was quite pretty. I'd say it was a shame she didn't smile more, except I suspect the things that would have made her smile would have been very bad for the country as a whole.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (UENOA)
See, once upon a time, long, long ago, a yuuuge sector of life was apolitical. You could mention the latest heat wave without getting into a fight abut global warming. You could compliment your hostess on her dress without fearing lectures about rape.
You could even go to a concert or a football game or --- get this! --- watch the Oscars without any interjection of politics!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (0jtPF)
Tell me more about the olden times, Gramma!
Posted by: rickl at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (xjiRE)
Know someone who had that happen last year. He's considering not going there for Christmas any more, after 3 decades of it being a fixed and enjoyable tradition.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (QDnY+)
That's a pretty serious charge. Who was the actor alleging that about Seth Green and why hadn't he gone to the police?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (ODr92)
JackStraw might be 100% right about Sleepy Jeff but he still reminds me of every annoying codger that's littered my life.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2018 11:45 AM (y7DUB)
Why is Sleepy Jeff silent on democrats and republicans trying to give him a slap down on changing the rules for asylum.That's supposed to be right in Mr. Rule of Law's wheel house.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM
And there you go teasing them.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: wth at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (HgMAr)
Don't mourn your wood, see Alice"
That the same Alice with a restaurant?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)
Nope. The one that Sam the Butcher was pining for. Too bad she was a vegetarian, but would eat fish.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (jxbfJ)
The 2nd is not a "conditional" right. It is an absolute, as indicated by it's wording.
Absolutely NOTHING in the wording indicates any particular type of arm to be borne.
The only case to be made for infringement or abrogation is the irresponsible exercise of that right--the exact same as with with any inalienable right.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2018 12:07 PM (Opqbq)
But this is the sort of insane, repugnant s**t that leaves me without any optimism.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM
Not to mention electricity!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)
pretty. I'd say it was a shame she didn't smile more, except I suspect
the things that would have made her smile would have been very bad for
the country as a whole.
=====
Rather amazing at how many 'resting bitch face' pictures there are of her, especially considering the almost slobbering good press.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (MIKMs)
The thing in my pants, getting big and pretty
Posted by: Lovin' Spponful at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA)
Really creepy stuff coming out about that Dan Harmon guy, and some actor
went on 8chan last night and said Seth Green and his wife attempted to
recruit him into their hobby of having sex with kids in a secret room in
their house (that they showed him, complete with bunk beds and toys,
stuffed animals).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE
I
think it's schadenfreudelicious how the sanctimonious #metoo thing they
invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (lYlRK)
I am curious as to how this stuff is unfolding, if people are trying to control the early narrative or what.
Because with Gunn, we were initially told it was "just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one very SPECIFIC type of "humor."
With Harmon, unless there's something new revealed, isn't it still just that video that was a parody of Dexter?
If the... and pardon my use of this word... trickle of info is coming out, before the (sorry) gushing that comes later, then people other than the pedos themselves are trying to still control the narrative.
I find it... curious. Why would they do that. Why... indeed.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: abby at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (4F7SR)
If the Brits and Eye-talians had just left Somalia alone, surely they'd have had fiber-optic comms by the 60s, and not have to rely on operator switchboards.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid
quite possible they could have invented the internet before me
Posted by: Al Gore at July 27, 2018 12:09 PM (FZYNt)
(From Time article) "I know talent when I see it." She goes on to say she sees the same "unusual" skills she saw in Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Stacy Abrams named her dog Sa? That's the only skill I saw out of TFG, the ability to name his dog after himself.
Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:09 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 11:58 AM (W+vE
If this is found to be true, Seth needs to have a seat in "Ol' Smokey" and fry......
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 12:09 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Blind squirrel at July 27, 2018 12:09 PM (TdS5t)
Father of the year material.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA)
He's a scumbag.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM
Not to mention electricity!
Posted by: Diogenes
It's amazing how quickly civilization can revert.
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (LnUJw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (6qErC)
The thing in my pants, getting big and pretty
Posted by: Lovin' Spponful at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (y8Foj)
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hah!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
-
Eric Holder's best look was righteous wrath of an angry activist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)
He did. The LAPD put him in a mental hospital for the night.
It's on a #Q fan site that someone here has linked to (Tickled Pink, IIRC?) so you'll see references to all that, but it has everything the guy posted on 8chan:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3dnbz2
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: CN at July 27, 2018 12:04 PM (5I1Mn)
_______
I'm listening...
Posted by: That man from Nantucket at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (bLR2c)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:03 PM (lYlRK)
The scary part is that the Left has shifted gears and gone into "We have to start saying that this is OK behavior because it's Evil Reich Wingers who are exposing all of this and we can't let them win!"
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Jim at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (rnwV8)
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (7K25Q)
Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB
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Why??? Was he banging Sarah Silvermann???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (8XRCm)
Never mind that our own DHS actually did try to hack Georgia's computer systems.
Posted by: F'n A it's Friday! at July 27, 2018 12:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:12 PM (IqV8l)
That's a pretty serious charge. Who was the actor alleging that about Seth Green and why hadn't he gone to the police?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 12:05 PM (ODr92)
Once upon a time, Robert Downey was actively involved in the outing of the pedos in Bryan Singer and Mike Huffington's little group. He was VERY supportive of Corey Feldman's narrative.
Even hinted at shenanigans happening at Dinsey and Nickelodeon studios, the kiddie shows, and the people working there.
But I haven't heard Downey say anything recently. I wonder if he was bought off.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:12 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2018 12:06 PM (7HtZB)
Democrats know how to destroy cities, but it usually takes them decades.
Commmies can destroy a country in a few years.
But for fast-track, non-stop destruction, nothing beats the jihadis.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:12 PM (lYlRK)
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (LnUJw)
That's Islam. Built for Death and Destruction and little else (aside from Totalitarian Control).
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:12 PM (UnA8+)
And I hope high cholesterol ends Jimmy's heartbeat.
Fuck that guy.
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (F4u7C)
back to the norms of human history.
There, finished it for you.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (6qErC)
I KNEW IT!!!
They want him destroyed, and they will take any dang approach that works, including making life Hell for everyone in his family, destroying everyone he depends on at work and at home.
These people are sick.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)
"just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko
humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one
very SPECIFIC type of "humor."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)
When I was in the Navy, we had a Chief Fire Controlman that was constantly making jokes about having sex with underaged girls. We also thought he just had a sick sense of humor until NCIS showed up one day and took him off the ship in handcuffs.
Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (uiwCw)
Father of the year material.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA)
I thought Jenny had come to the conclusion that constant Trump derangement wasn't working.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 27, 2018 12:14 PM (nBr1j)
But if that happens, very very unlikely the House flips at the same time. I still can't believe the generic ballot is showing any Dem advantage at all. Pretty conclusive indictment of the electorate, and confirmation the country cannot escape its ditch without an actual press.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 27, 2018 12:14 PM (QDnY+)
All the girls and boys
Makin all that noise
Cause they grew bigger toys
Well we can't salute ya . . . can't find a flag
If your penis gets smaller.... you're a fag
Toooool's ..... Out ...... for...... the summer!!!!!
Tooooo's ......Out..... for ......... EVAH!!
Posted by: Alice Cooper at July 27, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah, great father you are, Jimmy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 12:14 PM (ptqGC)
Father of the year material.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (r9UYA)
He's a scumbag.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 27, 2018 12:10 PM (y8Foj)
Kimmel looks like a real creep. Seriously, I can't wait until the skeletons start coming out of his closet. I am certain they are there.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (9chmE)
Jimmy Kimmel Hopes Cohen Tapes End Trump's Marriage -BB
I'm old enough to remember when Hollywood was telling us that having multiple sexual partners made relationships stronger
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (10vO4)
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Angry activist, angry meercat. You be the judge.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (3GUVH)
"just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko
humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one
very SPECIFIC type of "humor."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)
That's why almost every culture has an old saying to the effect: He who jokes, confesses.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (SGpFT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 27, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC)
Don Jrs. marriage is finished. I think getting the phony anthrax was the last straw for her.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 12:16 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jean at July 27, 2018 12:16 PM (LnUJw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 27, 2018 12:17 PM (kqsXK)
It was through this site, via a shared commenter ID of "Hmmmmm" where supposedly he and 3-4 others in Hollywood would post confirmation and additional details to blind item gossip posts re: sexual abuse, pedophilia. Downey never confirmed, was only ever a rumor.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)
And, wtf is a 'summer penis'? Assuming it is big(ger), I think I was absent the day they were distributed.
Posted by: steve walsh at July 27, 2018 12:17 PM (lD3v6)
When I was in the Navy, we had a Chief Fire Controlman that was constantly making jokes about having sex with underaged girls. We also thought he just had a sick sense of humor until NCIS showed up one day and took him off the ship in handcuffs.
Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (uiwCw)
I knew guy who, when he was in his 30s, was a fan of a teenaged girl singer, whose name I forget. He even had posters on the wall. And oddly enough he ended up getting charged with something like statutory rape.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 27, 2018 12:17 PM (nBr1j)
"just a few jokes," in poor taste, but really, that's just his whacko
humor. Then it turned into dozens and dozens of "jokes" about this one
very SPECIFIC type of "humor."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 27, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE)
That's why almost every culture has an old saying to the effect: He who jokes, confesses.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 27, 2018 12:15 PM (SGpFT)
Even if he's NOT fucking little children, just the fact that he finds it obsessively humorous is bad enough.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:17 PM (UnA8+)
Being accused of child molestation and being innocent has to be one of the worst things that can ever happen to a person.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 12:17 PM (ODr92)
Controlman that was constantly making jokes about having sex with
underaged girls. We also thought he just had a sick sense of humor until
NCIS showed up one day and took him off the ship in handcuffs.
Posted by: Bert G at July 27, 2018 12:13 PM (uiwCw)
Had a division LCPO who would throw parties, which he/they described as "training." Blue books came out for about ten minutes, then music and beer, including for underage. He was kicked out after being beat up for attempted sodomy on a passed out drunk sailor. "Training."
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: IanDeal at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (5mrLG)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
no shit
Posted by: Pete Townsend at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (ODr92)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 27, 2018 12:19 PM (3GUVH)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 27, 2018 12:19 PM (ldXWf)
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I noticed this morning that on our cow town's main drag there's a big, red billboard that says, "GOP" with the "O" replaced with a hammer and sickle. So edgy!
Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)
they invented is now turning around and biting them on the ass.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Alyssa Milano unavailable for comment. (busy eating another doughnut)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 27, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)
I'm lucky most of my relatives and people I spend time with are pretty sympatico with me. Well, maybe it's not luck, more natural selection. I've always had a smart mouth on me and, believe it or not, I'm not one to listen quietly when shit starts. So I pretty quickly give everyone a lesson in why you never go there in casual conversation - I also don't get invited back, of course.
For example, if I was present with someone who started talking assassination, I would actually agree right away, I'd say lets make a trade, and then start naming a list of people that I could go shoot through the head in exchange. You know, Criss Cross.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (k1TUh)
==
old and busted : Socialism
new hotness: Communism !
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (bUjCl)
A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons.
Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o)
Posted by: Julia Roberts at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (+lVUW)
If I'm electing a Florida Man to be mayor, he'd better have J.D. from a REAL institution, like Costco.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (mQ0Mc)
I'm old enough to remember when Hollywood was telling us that having multiple sexual partners made relationships stronger
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
They told us to be more European cosmopolitan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (IqV8l)
Watch Kimmel when he has Jake Tapper on. Each one tries to out due the other on their TDS.
Unfortunately I heard this while visiting a friend who had a liberal watching the show. Liberal douche sat there laughing like a hyena.
I high-tailed it out of there.
Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (oiNtH)
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Didja see that Mad Max called for street justice the other day? Down with potholesm
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (fA1SL)
Barron would be happy for Jimmy Kimmel being broken on the wheel.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (Bdeb0)
Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Forgot My Nics #1 Rule: It's ALWAYS projection with the left.
They're just too stupid to realize it.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 12:21 PM (LOgQ4)
I agree. These things have been hinted at on gossip sites for many years, but the #MeToo stuff has inspired people to dig a little deeper, and other to report weirdness they've experienced and shrugged off. That's why it was interesting this actor was so openly talking last night, naming names.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2018 12:22 PM (W+vEI)
Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur
Same in my town - maybe we are in the same place??
Posted by: Cheri at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (oiNtH)
Mine too... GDP? What GDP ?COHEN!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (O2RFr)
That sounds fairly totalitarian to me, like something a political or state security officer would say while working you over in some windowless room for subversive humor.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (FCAbp)
Posted by: dananjcon at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM
Elvis didn't even sleep in the same building as his wife.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (LOgQ4)
Saw her in person some years back. Cute kid. Now headed for... Rubenesque.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (vWMNq)
I'd say lets make a trade, and then start naming a list of people that I could go shoot through the head in exchange. You know, Criss Cross.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Then you'd ride like the wind.
Ride like the wind.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (IqV8l)
A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons.
Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o)
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I'd rather hear from Dean.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (vg8iE)
Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:19 PM
Types...
Deletes....
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (0tfLf)
Confession is good for the soul. So happens it's also good for the Party.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2018 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)
So is a car battery hooked up to someone's testicles.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sponge at July 27, 2018 12:09 PM (F4u7C)
If its true ... its another instance of these fucks having that crazy ability of knowing how to not fuck with the wrong family.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (mJRr3)
Mrs. DeLuca, she too has a separate bedroom. For Paulo's reasons.
Posted by: Paulo at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)
A guy on his third wife is not exactly the epitome of marital stability. Especially when he is known to cheat on her. She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons.
We have no idea of what the Trumps marriage is like and it is none of our business
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM (O2RFr)
Didn't we cover that here some months ago when it was released by a Maryland "PAC"?
Time to point and laugh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM (6qErC)
Meanwhile, Bolshichick and Bernardo Sandersnista are openly commies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Which is rather hilarious since the left are the ones wanting socialism.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM (7/YOc)
VC call Buddha, Buddha not answer phone. Number one penalty play.
Posted by: Paulo at July 27, 2018 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Cheri
Grand Junction, CO. It also maybe that
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2018 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
She has somewhere between 5 and 9 billion reasons to stay. He's not getting any younger.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (mJRr3)
It's Hollywood. They're running in circles where idiot parents are practically ecstatic to hand their kids over to a Pervo as long as they're famous.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (UnA8+)
Mrs. DeLuca, she too has a separate bedroom. For Paulo's reasons.
Posted by: Paulo at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM
Do you have to double wrap the rascal for that... one?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (LOgQ4)
Didn't we cover that here some months ago when it was released by a Maryland "PAC"?
Time to point and laugh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:26 PM
And I have just the finger to point with.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 27, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
Really just a tourist destination with some gays thrown in. That's the old town part, the rest of Key West is just hotels, Home Depot and other fast food. But it is the beginning of US Route One!
Posted by: Colin at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (CFLCe)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 27, 2018 12:29 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 27, 2018 12:25 PM (mJRr3)
It's Hollywood. They're running in circles where idiot parents are practically ecstatic to hand their kids over to a Pervo as long as they're famous.
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I also think unaccompanied, trafficked illegal alien minors who are mysteriously relocated within the US are replenishing their supplies.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (kUmUV)
Because, being a total a$$hole, Mr. Cloggenstein mistook your kindness for weakness. Next time he asks for a favor, tell him, "FYNQ."
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2018 12:29 PM (YQ4mh)
I also think unaccompanied, trafficked illegal alien minors who are mysteriously relocated within the US are replenishing their supplies.
Equal opportunity molesters
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 12:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 27, 2018 12:00 PM (kUmUV)
Because, being a total a$$hole, Mr. Cloggenstein mistook your kindness for weakness. Next time he asks for a favor, tell him, "FYNQ."
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Tell him to check the Home Depot parking lot before 8AM next time he needs something done.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:30 PM (vg8iE)
Big Lou's like you. But he's only on number two.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:28 PM (IqV8l)
Lol...million dollar policy for you..and you...
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 27, 2018 12:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 27, 2018 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)
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Eh, eh, eh, let's not forget about Lil 'ole me in all this.
Posted by: The Prenuptial Agreement at July 27, 2018 12:31 PM (b3Pum)
I also think unaccompanied, trafficked illegal alien minors who are mysteriously relocated within the US are replenishing their supplies.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:29 PM (vg8iE)
Oh, Come on. Everybody knows the first rule : Never stick your dick in Aztec!
Posted by: James Gunn at July 27, 2018 12:31 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - corgi whistling at July 27, 2018 12:31 PM (XkxK0)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (UnA8+)
Heartbeat, it's a hatebeat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:18 PM (IqV8l)
Back in the 90s, Jonah Goldberg was on one of those panel discussion shows with a fat ass lefty bitch by the name of Julianne Malvaux (sp?) who came right out and said she hoped Clarence Thomas would eat a bunch of greasy, fatty foods and die an early death of heart disease like so many other black men. Goldberg was speechless.
That may have been a watershed moment.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (lYlRK)
Clearly, the country needs a change in leadership. Blue wave.
Posted by: rhomboid
Heh, heh. I actually listened to NPR news on the radio for once. The woman had to report record high GDP AND Korean War remains being sent home thanks to teh Donald. The poor woman sounded depressed.
Posted by: Julia Roberts at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (LOgQ4)
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In Bill's case, sleeping in the same country, or continent, is asking too much.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at July 27, 2018 12:32 PM (HWisp)
Tell him to check the Home Depot parking lot before 8AM next time he needs something done.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2018 12:30 PM
Tell 'em to call Larry, Darryl and Darryl.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 27, 2018 12:33 PM (IqV8l)
>>She has a separate bedroom, she's in it for her own reasons. Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o)
It's not unusual for FLOTUS and POTUS to have seperate bedrooms. For most of history wealthy people had seperate bedrooms.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 27, 2018 12:34 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 27, 2018 12:35 PM (+lVUW)
That sounds fairly totalitarian to me, like something a political or state security officer would say while working you over in some windowless room for subversive humor.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 27, 2018 12:23 PM (FCAbp)
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Posted by: Geoffrey Chaucer at July 27, 2018 12:35 PM (SGpFT)
There's a lot to summarize, but bear with me. A Polish immigrant to the US who became a realtor is online arguing with the crazies. Remember the freakout about the young woman who took a cheerful selfie when she was at Auschwitz? The realtor was arguing with them, basically saying they need to calm down.
Two different strangers independently decided to dox her, then one posted a false story on "She's a homewrecker" claiming the realtor slept with her husband in a house she was supposed to be showing them. That story got reposted on her Re/Max review site.
After hundreds of thousands in lost wages and legal bills, the realtor discovers the identity of the poster and another person who decided to pile on. She got them to desist, but "She's a homewrecker" refuses to take the post down.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6uwtll8
I think most here know they need to be careful about OPSEC, but you really really need to be careful out there.
The SJWs who read your postings HATE YOU! They will come at you crab and will hurt you if they can. Be careful out there.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 27, 2018 12:36 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 27, 2018 12:20 PM (jC1/o)
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REALLY?!! I had no idea that Trump was on his third wife. No idea at all!!! I'm shocked, I tell you. I'm more than shocked; I'm flabbergasted, startled, shocked and stunned!! I mean I've lived near New York all my life and I never knew that. This means I must, must immediately end any support I had for Trump policies and take a vow in blood to never vote for him again. Thanks for this eartt shaking and important information, Mike.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 27, 2018 12:36 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Melania, we can all appreciate, requires a certain amount of beauty sleep.
Trump sleeps about fifteen minutes a night.
So separate bedrooms only makes sense.
Other purposes of bedrooms aside...
Posted by: mindful webworker - wallowing in the willowing at July 27, 2018 12:37 PM (XkxK0)
There's gotta be some deeper symbolism to that act, but damned if I can find it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2018 12:37 PM (AURKQ)
I have nearly half a million miles with United.
Never again.
Posted by: Diogenes
This stuff always makes me feel stupid for following the rules, being responsible, and paying my own way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 27, 2018 12:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 27, 2018 12:38 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 27, 2018 12:39 PM (YQ4mh)
Jimmy Kimmel, who was dating Sarah Silverman, was at the same time banging his head writer.
How did his head writer get her job? Why, of course, because she was banging Jimmy Kimmel! https://bit.ly/2LvJubB
Jimmy Kimmel is pure scum who attacks other people because he knows he is scum and is trying to live with himself.
Somebody needs to ask Jimmy Kimmel about this: https://bit.ly/2LUVyzt
The woman also claims in the lawsuit, filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, that one of the rapper/actor's associates beat her following a taping of ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" show, which Snoop Doog guest hosted in January 2003. In addition to Snoop Dogg and three associates, the suit names the Walt Disney Co., parent company of ABC Inc.
and this:
g4tv.com-video10954: Will You Have Sex With Jimmy?
https://bit.ly/2LK4MS6
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 27, 2018 12:39 PM (YRXy3)
Some kind of all-engulfing black hole swallowing the universe, I imagine...
Posted by: mindful webworker - wallowing in the willowing at July 27, 2018 12:41 PM (XkxK0)
But the short SHORT tight dresses on all of the woman on out numbered is absurd and ridiculous.
The dude in standard business attire in the middle makes him look like a pimp with his stable.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 27, 2018 12:41 PM (FquqN)
Call me in 20 years a tell us whether skin cancer on your "dick" feels "Luxurious".
Posted by: hstad at July 27, 2018 02:00 PM (uywSX)
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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)