Japan Ad Firm Now Placing Ads In... Women's Armpits

From Circa, we really did a number on these guys, huh?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:08 PM

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1 As said, nuked not enough or too much?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 24, 2018 04:08 PM (suO/a)

2 Two was not enough.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 24, 2018 04:08 PM (yQpMk)

3 From Ninjas to Hello Kitty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

4 In the ocean depths,Gojirra begins to stir...

Posted by: steevy at July 24, 2018 04:09 PM (LiyEm)

5 Great. This is what I will be remembered for.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2018 04:10 PM (Boy/L)

6 Their ads stink.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 24, 2018 04:11 PM (2NqXo)

7 Kinky

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 24, 2018 04:11 PM (Ogr1j)

8 But do they shave?

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 04:11 PM (HgMAr)

9 Burma Shave!

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 24, 2018 04:12 PM (xBSm0)

10 Reminds me of a Tracy Ullmann skit from years ago where she plays a hippie chick with lots of hair under her arms, gets a cactus plant stuck in t.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 24, 2018 04:12 PM (2NqXo)

11 Odd

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 04:12 PM (7HtZB)

12 5 Great. This is what I will be remembered for.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2018 04:10 PM (Boy/L)

Circa 2018.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 24, 2018 04:12 PM (ue+Wr)

13 From Ninjas to Hello Kitty...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC)

to sex robots.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 04:13 PM (HgMAr)

14 Son sports an ad for the Marines on his left bicep. For free. *sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)

15
Radiation has very long lasting effects.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2018 04:14 PM (r+sAi)

16 Talk about a big reveal!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

17 But do they shave?

I don't believe that Japanese women have any hair other than that on their head and a mere suggestion on...some other place.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 24, 2018 04:14 PM (bZ7mE)

18 From what i recall back in the day Japanese commuter trains where so packed some time the doors had problems closing.

I guess they are counting on lots of sleeveless strap hangers?

A female friend of mine at the time also complained that train riders where more then a bit "handsie" and it was impossible to tell who had pinched her with the train cars so full.

With their aging demographics it will be interesting to see how much longer these trends hold.

Posted by: Big V at July 24, 2018 04:15 PM (ZvLtE)

19 " We really did a number on these guys, huh?

Must've been Pittle Boy that brought this on.

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 24, 2018 04:15 PM (k5hWy)

20 Will this effect their tentacle pron industry?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: Kurt Eichenvald at July 24, 2018 04:15 PM (7HtZB)

21 I wonder what they pay? Didn't see anything at the link.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

22 You know, if advertisers really want me to look, there are other parts of the female anatomy that they could emblazon with ads.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (oENGE)

23 Did loose a chance at a first

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (pHfeF)

24 How you say, "gooch" in Japanese?

Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (wjHbC)

25
I am willing to put an ad on my buttocks for a firm fee.
Um.... now that I say that.... nevermind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (r+sAi)

26 Imagine the scene at the Japanese ad firm:

"I have an idea - let's put ads in women's armpits!"

"Hey, great idea! Now THAT is thinking "outside the box," as the Americans say."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

27 Hmmm. Wonder what other folded, hairy body part we could exploit?

Posted by: Tokyo Ads at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

28 But you're not supposed to look or stare at women because that would be objectifying them and BAD.

Posted by: Sponge at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (F4u7C)

29 Japanese are very weird

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (pHfeF)

30 Nothing about Japanese culture surprise me anymore. This is barely a 6 out of 10 on the "are you Japs freaking kidding me?" scale.

Posted by: Keith at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (USf3s)

31 If someone is looking for some ad space, my nutsack is available

Posted by: Mr Ed at July 24, 2018 04:17 PM (TdS5t)

32 I'm horrified and intrigued.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2018 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

33 25
I am willing to put an ad on my buttocks for a firm fee.
Um.... now that I say that.... nevermind.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (r+sAi)

Roto Rooter?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

34 Maybe Stormy Daniels can do some advertising on her cans and her can. It certainly gets plenty of exposure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 04:17 PM (jxbfJ)

35 It wasn't just the Europeans that had the sense knocked out of them.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2018 04:18 PM (pHfeF)

36 Actually a woman revealing her armpit to you (usually accompanied by tussling her hair) is a sign of sexual interest. Stay alert!

Posted by: Mega at July 24, 2018 04:18 PM (YhQUp)

37 This is totally normal and not unusual in any way.

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 04:18 PM (NLLmE)

38 Hirohito weeps.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

39 I have heard Tokyo described as just like an American city, if a super villain was putting LSD in the water supply of that city.

Posted by: Grump928(c) the cyclops at July 24, 2018 04:19 PM (yQpMk)

40 First eyeball licking, now this.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)

41 the ads for hairless balls didn't go over as well ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 04:19 PM (bT8Z4)

42 Maybe Stormy Daniels can do some advertising on her cans and her can. It certainly gets plenty of exposure.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 04:17 PM (jxbfJ)
.............

She could advertise for mud flaps and beach balls.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 04:19 PM (HgMAr)

43
How often do they have to flash their pits?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 24, 2018 04:19 PM (LilNs)

44 Should get out and check out yard and roof before the next rain storm.

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2018 04:19 PM (pHfeF)

45 I am willing to put an ad on my buttocks for a firm fee.
Um.... now that I say that.... nevermind.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2018 04:16 PM (r+sAi)

We might be interested

Posted by: Hillshire Farms at July 24, 2018 04:20 PM (TdS5t)

46 20 Will this effect their tentacle pron industry?

Asking for a friend
Posted by: Kurt Eichenvald at July 24, 2018 04:15 PM (7HtZB)

And with tentacles you get multiple simultaneous armpit opportunities!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

47 So these ads will only be seen by one or two people

(Unless you're somebody like me, of course!)

Doesn't seem very cost effective.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at July 24, 2018 04:20 PM (fqUgw)

48 >>>If someone is looking for some ad space, my nutsack is availabl<<<
Say it taint so.

Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2018 04:21 PM (wjHbC)

49 Hey, this gives me a great idea!

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 24, 2018 04:21 PM (TPROn)

50 The downside of this venture is the Japanese are very fond of hiring American celebs to pitch their products.

I pray to God Lena Dunham and Rosie O'Donnell never get that call.

Posted by: Han Yolo at July 24, 2018 04:21 PM (k5hWy)

51 I was in Japan about twenty years ago and one of the things one you did not do then was walk around without a shirt.
The Japanese were extremely offended by armpit hair.
Japanese movies edited for public viewing usually had the armpit hair in certain scenes but didn't actually edit out any nudity.
They edited out pubic hair but if there was no pubic hair they didn't edit anything.
The Japanese are weird.

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 04:21 PM (pI/IV)

52 The terms and conditions of that advertising contract would be interesting reading.

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

53 Stay dry, Skip. Saw the damage on the news last night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2018 04:22 PM (zObQ4)

54 Armpits? Of all the strategic, eye-catching places one might plaster a logo, the armpits? Who sees... wh..

Japanese don't have coitus anymore, symptom #2464.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I said armchair not armpit hair! at July 24, 2018 04:22 PM (lMyeR)

55 Japan is a very silly place.

https://tinyurl.com/yaqo2ljd

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 04:23 PM (7HtZB)

56

A Republican lawmaker in the U.S. House of Representatives introduced a bill on Monday calling for a carbon tax, saying he hoped the legislation would at the very least renew a U.S. debate on climate change that has languished for a decade.

Representative Carlos Curbelo, a member of the House tax committee who faces a tough re-election bid in Florida, said the legislation, called the "Market Choice Act," enjoys small but growing support among Republicans, who he said have been known for their "knee-jerk" rejection of carbon tax proposals in recent years.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2018 04:23 PM (IqV8l)

57 Personally, I'm waiting for women's crotch advertising. Like a pasty note.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:23 PM (VpIIl)

58 Move over, Oww My Balls...

Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2018 04:23 PM (7n4KQ)

59 "They edited out pubic hair but if there was no pubic hair they didn't edit anything.
The Japanese are weird."

I could tell you stories.

Posted by: Cousin It at July 24, 2018 04:23 PM (dXUok)

60 Wakino is still a relatively new company and it is looking for models for its ad campaigns. Those confident about flashing their blemish-free armpits may want to check it out for a career in modeling.

In America, the blemish-full armpits would be suing for discrimination. Also, our feminazis would be complaining that they get no ads because you can't see the ad for the forest.

Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2018 04:24 PM (8lsuS)

61 Will there be no end to the plagues of nuclear fallout?

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

62 Wacky Notes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (IqV8l)

63 It's all that sushi. Finally caught up to them.

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (NLLmE)

64 I wonder if some of the adds will be for used schoolgirl underwear?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (37IEG)

65 An Iranian ad firm is doing the same thing, but on a goat's ass instead.

Posted by: Roy at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (7n4KQ)

66 "I could tell you stories."

I'm sure you could.

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (pI/IV)

67 I was in Japan about twenty years ago and one of the things one you did not do then was walk around without a shirt.

I had forgotten this. I was on Okinawa in 1980 and 81, the locals had no problem taking a whiz out in the open but please, no nekkid torsos.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:25 PM (9BwmK)

68 "If You Can Read This Ad, You're Too Close"

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 04:26 PM (DCYln)

69
I'm of the opinion that the Imperial Japanese of the 30s and 40s got off easy with only two nukes and all of their cities turned to ash in firebombings.

Then I see stories like this and I wonder...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2018 04:26 PM (veoSD)

70 Once again, Senator Burr stabs the GOP hose in the back. What does the FBI got on this guy ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:26 PM (TdS5t)

71 house

Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:27 PM (TdS5t)

72 70 Once again, Senator Burr stabs the GOP hose in the back. What does the FBI got on this guy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:26 PM (TdS5t)
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What did he do now? More Trump bashing?

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

73 What really freaked me out was finding illustrated books featuring child bonding just mixed in randomly with the regular reading material in their bookstores.
Not in a special room, just normal coffee table books.

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (pI/IV)

74 I'm too tall to really see most Japanese girls' armpits, if we are both standing. Totally OK with not being in this particular target market.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (V4Cgg)

75 What did he do now? More Trump bashing?
Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 04:27 PM (G0vdT)

He said he thought the FISA warrants were OK and dandy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (TdS5t)

76 They should make the ads with a tasty flavor and the wearer should implore people to give it a lick.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (VpIIl)

77 Do they get paid extra to make farting noises?

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (HgMAr)

78 I just watched the Gary Sanchez pittiful display from yesterday. Man, he is a terrible receiving catcher. He has a cannon of an arm, but he sucks really really bad behind the plate. Its like he doesn't care.

Anyway, Yankees should trade him and some value in return for him. It's more important to have a good to great receiver behind the plate that pitchers and players trust than a liability. He is a liability.

What a diaappoinent.

(Also I caught my entire life and played some college ball before injury. I played several years on travelling teams in wood bat leagues as well across the country. So yeah, Gary sucks as a catcher)

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (ue+Wr)

79 Oh, no, there goes Tokyo --

Go, go Adzilla ...

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (TPROn)

80 Next up, the underside of ficus leaves.

Posted by: Mega at July 24, 2018 04:29 PM (YhQUp)

81 bondage

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 04:29 PM (pI/IV)

82 But I'm sure "child bonding" happened a lot too.

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 04:30 PM (pI/IV)

83 81 bondage

Posted by: rayj at July 24, 2018 04:29 PM (pI/IV)

How else are they supposed to get those little hellions under control?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

84 So- Godzilla will now have two giant billboards under his armpits?

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

85 He said he thought the FISA warrants were OK and dandy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (TdS5t)
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Just great. You're right, what does the IC have on this guy.

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 04:30 PM (G0vdT)

86 He said he thought the FISA warrants were OK and dandy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (TdS5t)

Let's play "Spot the Fascist."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

87 76 They should make the ads with a tasty flavor and the wearer should implore people to give it a lick.
Posted by: Marcus T

Obviously... Scratch 'n' Sniff ads...

Posted by: mindful webworker - eau de wtf at July 24, 2018 04:31 PM (lMyeR)

88 Willowed from the gun thread.
If we ever get open carry here in Maryland I'm strapping one to my thigh Han Solo style...Can't wait!

Posted by: Timon at July 24, 2018 04:32 PM (7Rpy3)

89 Not really interested in the armpits. Do I get to play "Come in Tokyo" with their breasticles?

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 04:32 PM (HgMAr)

90 Gillette probably has a lock on the ad space.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:33 PM (r9UYA)

91 That Ninth Circuit opinion is a thing of beauty. If you get a chance read the entire thing. They use the same reasoning that Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, et al said they would use.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:33 PM (VpIIl)

92 I wonder if they advertise tentacle pron in the armpits?

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 24, 2018 04:33 PM (qC1Sy)

93 Trump's first veto could be the carbon tax bill.

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2018 04:33 PM (q177U)

94 85 He said he thought the FISA warrants were OK and dandy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:28 PM (TdS5t)
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Just great. You're right, what does the IC have on this guy.
Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 04:30 PM (G0vdT)
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Actually, let's not kid ourselves. the IC and Congressional leaders have dirt on everyone on Senate Intel committee. How else can they keep the deep state functioning properly.

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 04:33 PM (G0vdT)

95 0 comments thus far.

Horde?

Posted by: golfman at July 24, 2018 04:33 PM (If3tB)

96 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:34 PM (VpIIl)

97 Still thinking on how to use armpit hair as part of the ad. Maybe braided up to look like tentacles......

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 24, 2018 04:34 PM (e1mEI)

98 Pits are hot. The hairier the sexier.

Posted by: HRC at July 24, 2018 04:34 PM (xqfqx)

99 Stormy Daniels' vajayjay advertising is priced the same way as internet ads, CPM, cost per thousand impressions.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2018 04:35 PM (fuK7c)

100 Once again, Senator Burr stabs the GOP hose in the back. What does the FBI got on this guy ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:26 PM (TdS5t)

NC Senators.

Shameful since Jesse.

Posted by: golfman at July 24, 2018 04:35 PM (If3tB)

101 wait until they start advertising on Japanese schlongs...they are going to need jeweler's lens (OHHHHHH BURN!!!!!)

You know, because...stereotypes.

Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2018 04:35 PM (bjKTU)

102 >>70 Once again, Senator Burr stabs the GOP hose in the back.

We should be used to it by now.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:35 PM (r9UYA)

103 If we ever get open carry here in Maryland I'm strapping one to my thigh Han Solo style...Can't wait!

Saw a guy at the local Lonestar steakhouse carrying open last week. Not something we see every day, but if I ever find a holster that matches my shoes...

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:36 PM (9BwmK)

104 Called the Wakino Ad Company, it specializes in utilizing the untested armpits of women as advertising scaffold to promote its clients' products, according to a statement as reported by SoraNews24.

....

What's an untested armpit?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM (cDVYG)

105 100+, OT: I dropped a link in the gun thread, but no one would follow it, because I mentioned Stephen Colbert.

Anyway, Eric Holder went on Colbert, and announced that he's exploring a 2020 run.

Please, please G-d, let it be so. DJT will pulverize this felonious geek.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

106 This from a country that sells used women's underwear in vending machines. Not really that surprising.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM (MX7xj)

107 Claire Bronfman got arrested today. Several others. For operating a criminal organization. NXIUM.

Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM (l9gol)

108 Proving once again beyond a doubt that too many cucks spoil the coup.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM (wjHbC)

109 If we ever get open carry here in Maryland I'm strapping one to my thigh Han Solo style...Can't wait!

Saw a guy at the local Lonestar steakhouse carrying open last week.
Not something we see every day, but if I ever find a holster that
matches my shoes...

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:36 PM

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When we lived in Kentucky I saw a guy open carrying a .500 Auto mag at Walmart. I guess he figured he might come across a random charging Grizzly Bear in Blue Grass Country.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:38 PM (JUOKG)

110 This thread is the pits.

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 04:38 PM (NLLmE)

111

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 04:38 PM (NLLmE)

112 Well, you can't say the Japanese aren't innovative. Stupid too, maybe, but innovative.

Posted by: SteveOReno, as an intelligent person, I self-identify as a Moron at July 24, 2018 04:38 PM (2sCft)

113
Stormy Daniels' vajayjay advertising is priced the same way as internet ads,

One is based on clicks the other is based on dicks

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (10vO4)

114 Please, please G-d, let it be so. DJT will pulverize this felonious geek.

I want all of em to run. The more the merrier. Comedy gold.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (9BwmK)

115 "Called the Wakino Ad Company, it specializes in utilizing the untested armpits of women as advertising scaffold to promote its clients' products"

Untested armpits?

That would be uncivilized.

Posted by: That dude with a monocle. at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (ctuyM)

116 105 100+, OT: I dropped a link in the gun thread, but no one would follow it, because I mentioned Stephen Colbert.

Anyway, Eric Holder went on Colbert, and announced that he's exploring a 2020 run.

Please, please G-d, let it be so. DJT will pulverize this felonious geek.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

The great thing about Holder is that he is both an unpleasant human being AND he thinks he is a great guy, so he will be happy to inflict himself upon the nation.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (RD7QR)

117 OH, no...

there goes Tokyo....

Posted by: Don Q at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (NgKpN)

118 When we lived in Kentucky I saw a guy open carrying a
.500 Auto mag at Walmart. I guess he figured he might come across a
random charging Grizzly Bear in Blue Grass Country.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:38 PM (JUOKG)
I always carry my FAL when I go to Arby's - this being Texas, you can never tell when the Apache are gonna go on the warpath.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (37IEG)

119
This from a country that sells used women's underwear in vending machines. Not really that surprising.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:37 PM

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They quit doing that some years back. Called them "canties" and they were young schoolgirls used panties going for 500 yen a can.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (JUOKG)

120 "Market Choice Act"
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Everything lefties call "freedom", "choice" and "liberty" is always anything but.

Posted by: Mega at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (YhQUp)

121 This from a country that sells used women's underwear in vending machines.
..........

Really? Do they used ones?

Posted by: Tony the Weiner at July 24, 2018 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

122

EM WHOPPERS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 24, 2018 04:40 PM (mPeei)

123 They need an armpit tester, I'm their man.

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 04:41 PM (NLLmE)

124 They quit doing that some years back. Called them "canties" and they were young schoolgirls used panties going for 500 yen a can.

The fact that they EVER did that...eeewww.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:41 PM (9BwmK)

125 On Tuesday, Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) called
Rosenstein a "witness" in the ongoing investigation of the DOJ because
he signed the Carter Page FISA application and called on the DAG to
recuse himself immediately.
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Anyone else see Rosenpenis grabbing his crotch and yelling, "I got your recusal right here!"

Jeff Sessions is a worthless piece of shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:41 PM (r9UYA)

126 They quit doing that some years back. Called them "canties" and they were young schoolgirls used panties going for 500 yen a can.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (JUOKG)

Well, that's good to hear. Not the price, just that they quit doing that. That one always squicked me.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:41 PM (MX7xj)

127 Can't you buy live octopus in Japanese vending machines?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

128 >>127
Can't you buy live octopus in Japanese vending machines?

I know you can buy saki infused Kit Kat bars.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:43 PM (r9UYA)

129 50% Off With This Ad

Could get awkward.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 24, 2018 04:43 PM (0ogQG)

130
124 They quit doing that some years back. Called them "canties" and they were young schoolgirls used panties going for 500 yen a can.

The fact that they EVER did that...eeewww.
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Japanese porn is heavily focused on naughty school girls in pleated skirts and knee socks. Me So Horny.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 24, 2018 04:44 PM (2LelM)

131 Seagrams Heiress Arrested in Sex Trafficking Case

Reuters - two hours ago.

Posted by: simplemind at July 24, 2018 04:44 PM (sGp1B)

132 >>Actually, let's not kid ourselves. the IC and Congressional leaders have dirt on everyone on Senate Intel committee. How else can they keep the deep state functioning properly.

Well Brennan did admit to spying on the Senate Intel committee staffers so it's not totally shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2018 04:44 PM (/tuJf)

133 The panty industry must have loved that. I bet they miss the "salad days" of the nineties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 04:44 PM (AzW6q)

134 Can't you buy live octopus in Japanese vending machines?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

I used to stop at a place on the way to west Texas that had a vending machine that sold live fishing bait. Worms, crickets. It was called "Vend-a-Bait". Haven't seen it in many years.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:44 PM (MX7xj)

135 They need to adhere a thin digital film screen with tiny wireless-connected microprocessor that interfaces with Google Ads in order to personalize those ads.

I know, I know, don't give them any ideas.

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2018 04:44 PM (TPROn)

136 Bubba Clinton donated his used underwear to Goodwill. He missed out on another money-making opportunity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:45 PM (ptqGC)

137 126 They quit doing that some years back. Called them "canties" and they were young schoolgirls used panties going for 500 yen a can.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (JUOKG)

Well, that's good to hear. Not the price, just that they quit doing that. That one always squicked me.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:41 PM (MX7xj)

It's all something of an urban legend. Yes, there was a magazine promotion about 30 years ago where they sold used panties in vending machines. But it only lasted four months, and the government let it be known they didn't want to see any more like it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:45 PM (h2Bdk)

138 Trump says he's very concerned that Russians will try to influence the midterms in favor of Dems, because no one's ever been tougher on them than he has.

This is simply brilliant.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (HiLJ1)

139 OT:
Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.

Posted by: news nobody gives a flying crap about at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (HgMAr)

140 Bubba Clinton donated his used underwear to Goodwill. He missed out on another money-making opportunity.

He made plenty of the tax write-off he took.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (QrTqV)

141 127 Can't you buy live octopus in Japanese vending machines?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

I was there in April and I didn't see that. Lots and lots of coffee and water vending machines though.

We were on an excursion with son #3 when he declared he was hungry and wanted something with tentacles. Sure enough he quickly found a vendor selling squid on a stick. It was a real person selling it however, not a machine. Vendor also had octopus arms (cooked) if you were in the mood.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (kUmUV)

142 Off to cast my vote for Repub goobenor. Guess I'm going with Brian Kemp, since Trump endorsed him. Still, I have a warm place in my heart for Cagle bitch-slapping Delta over the NRA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

143 I mean, are these ads tattooed on? Seems like a pretty damp place for anything to last very long. QR Codes?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:47 PM (r9UYA)

144 Would Burr vote against Kavanaugh ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 24, 2018 04:47 PM (TdS5t)

145 I used to stop at a place on the way to west Texas that had a vending machine that sold live fishing bait. Worms, crickets. It was called "Vend-a-Bait".

Would have sucked to be the guy in charge of cleaning that thing out.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:47 PM (9BwmK)

146 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.
Posted by: news nobody gives a flying crap about at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (HgMAr)

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Now I almost feel bad for lacing into her about the stupid things she says all the time.

Oh wait, no I don't.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 04:48 PM (AzW6q)

147 From the last thread;
I open carry is a chest holster when I'm hiking. I sometimes get the
stink eye from other hemp wearing Sierra Club types on the trail. I hope
to see them all half eaten by a cougar in a ditch somewhere.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:13 PM (r9UYA)"I'm still laughing. Mostly because I know the look. I carry on my War Belt.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:48 PM (VpIIl)

148 I was there in April and I didn't see that. Lots and lots of coffee and water vending machines though.

We were on an excursion with son #3 when he declared he was hungry
and wanted something with tentacles. Sure enough he quickly found a
vendor selling squid on a stick. It was a real person selling it
however, not a machine. Vendor also had octopus arms (cooked) if you
were in the mood.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (kUmUV)

Any mobile Coke machines wandering around saying thing like "Hillbilly samurai, respect your elders!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 24, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)

149 Cleaning the VendaBait after a power outage would really suck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2018 04:49 PM (89T5c)

150 But it only lasted four months, and the government let it be known they didn't want to see any more like it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:45 PM (h2Bd)

The rare instance where I applaud the government for sticking its nose into private enterprise.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:49 PM (MX7xj)

151
146 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.
Posted by: news nobody gives a flying crap about at July 24, 2018 04:46 PM (HgMAr)
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Another Disney star hits the skids. I blame Fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (2LelM)

152 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.

Have no idea who she is, but wiki says she released a single last month called Sober.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Z1eux)

153 Eric Holder is the other side's Rick Santorum. As likeable as foot fungus.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Cos0D)

154 From "I want to hold your hand" to "can I read your armpit."
Yippee !!

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (q1VoB)

155 icymi, this is video of cops taking down a little line of "OccupyICE" protesters in Portland as they tried to block a driveway. They arrested 8. Better on mute as the only sound is a couple screeching "protesters" yelling FU over and over, with a few "effin fascists" thrown in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wpvt3sdXcs

Posted by: illiniwek at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (bT8Z4)

156 They quit doing that some years back. Called them
"canties" and they were young schoolgirls used panties going for 500 yen
a can.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:39 PM (JUOKG)

Well, that's good to hear. Not the price, just that they quit doing that. That one always squicked me.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:41 PM

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Japanese society is weird. We were stationed there for three years and never really got used to the customs.

Men and women used the public restrooms interchangeably. More than a few times I walked into the "mens" room at the train station to find a woman squatting over the open toilet doing her business. Oh and there are no stalls, all of the toilets are open pits in the ground with no actual toilet. men would also use the women's rest room without regard to who was in there.

Nudity was very open in public and on television. There were festivals and parades for fertility and all of the images you can imagine for that. Candy and cakes for the kids in the shape of a penis and vagina and rituals that left little to the imagination.

Sexual fetishes were on open display with sexual comic books on sale nearly everywhere the most disturbing one being "hentai" with very young children.

It was a very bizarre place to me.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 04:51 PM (JUOKG)

157 Have no idea who she is, but wiki says she released a single last month called Sober.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Z1eux)

Huh. Have some irony, it's good for your blood.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 24, 2018 04:51 PM (MX7xj)

158 Sure enough he quickly found a vendor selling squid on a stick. It was a real person selling it however, not a machine.

Man, I have got to get back over there! So many foods I would love to try that you just do not find in Eastern NC.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:51 PM (9BwmK)

159 I shot a pic of a VEND-A-BAIT machine about 20 years ago. Get a giggle every time I see it. South central MO, I think.

Posted by: ro-man at July 24, 2018 04:51 PM (RuIsu)

160 >I was there in April and I didn't see that. Lots and lots of coffee and water vending machines though.

They sell beer in vending machines. I once asked how they keep underaged kids from buying beer. The guy I asked looked at me like I had 2 heads and said "That would never happen. It is against the rules."

OK then.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (V4Cgg)

161 I'm starting to see similar strategies appear from commenters of the web--and even reporters attacking Nunes' original memo as deceptive.

They seem to be using the same bad-faith arguments. Such as countering the case of why wasn't Hillary or the DNC mentioned in the FISA application with the bland observation that Steele's name is not in the application, but "Source #1"

And it's all the same immediate obliviousness to the fact that the FISA application can refer to "Candidate #2" and "Political Party #2", but didn't.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (vDqXW)

162 A Republican lawmaker in the U.S. House of Representatives introduced a bill on Monday calling for a carbon tax

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With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)

163
Our hardware store has an old fridge with containers of bait -- worms, small fish, etc. Probably keeps gladware/tupperware in business. Every kid I knew for the past 20 years dreamed of making a fortune on their worm farms.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (MIKMs)

164 152 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.

Have no idea who she is, but wiki says she released a single last month called Sober.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Z1eux)

I don't know who decided heroin needed to make a comeback, but that's definitely one of those things that should have stayed in the '60s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

165 127 Can't you buy live octopus in Japanese vending machines?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

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BRB

Posted by: Kurt Eichennvald at July 24, 2018 04:53 PM (7HtZB)

166 Note to Hollywood nitwits: Heroin is bad. Hard to work up any kind of sympathy for willful stupidity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 24, 2018 04:53 PM (Cos0D)

167 Another Disney star hits the skids. I blame Fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM

Minnie was where???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2018 04:53 PM (0tfLf)

168 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.

Heroin. WTF is up with sticking needles in your arm?

Posted by: eleven at July 24, 2018 04:53 PM (NLLmE)

169 "Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.
"
Honestly. Prayers out to her and her family. That poor girl has suffered with issues for a long time.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:54 PM (VpIIl)

170 With Republicans like these, who needs Democrats?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)

We do!

Posted by: Anti-Capitalists Everywhere at July 24, 2018 04:54 PM (A59VO)

171 >>155
icymi, this is video of cops taking down a little line of "OccupyICE" protesters in Portland

Doing the job the overpaid Portland PD would never do.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 04:54 PM (r9UYA)

172 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.

Have no idea who she is, but wiki says she released a single last month called Sober.

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That's like Lena Dunham releasing a movie called Beautiful.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 04:54 PM (+y/Ru)

173 The guy I asked looked at me like I had 2 heads and said "That would never happen. It is against the rules."
OK then.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (V4Cgg)

He is probably right. We saw tons of young kids, I mean elementary school age, riding the trains to and from school. Mostly in pairs and groups, but not always. My reaction was this is one safe society.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 24, 2018 04:54 PM (kUmUV)

174
There were festivals and parades for fertility and all of the images you can imagine for that. Candy and cakes for the kids in the shape of a penis and vagina and rituals that left little to the imagination.

A fat lot of good it did them

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 04:55 PM (10vO4)

175 Grody.

Posted by: sinalco at July 24, 2018 04:55 PM (yODqO)

176 Heroin. WTF is up with sticking needles in your arm?

I get skittish at flu shot time. A shot for FUN? Oh. Hell. No.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:55 PM (9BwmK)

177 They sell beer in vending machines. I once asked how they keep underaged kids from buying beer. The guy I asked looked at me like I had 2 heads and said "That would never happen. It is against the rules."

OK then.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (V4Cgg)

My dad did some liaison work with NATO in Brussels. He would go to conferences and out in the hallway were vending machines with beer.

The Belgians probably didn't care if kids bought beer.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:55 PM (h2Bdk)

178 We had beer in the vending machines in the barracks.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:56 PM (VpIIl)

179 Demi Lovato hospitalized for heroin overdose.
she has a good voice, not really my type of music but she can sing
Disney messes those girls up for life it seems like

Posted by: brak at July 24, 2018 04:56 PM (VckGX)

180 I don't know who decided heroin needed to make a comeback, but that's definitely one of those things that should have stayed in the '60s.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

-------------

One of the things bringing heroin use back is the DEA's crackdown on prescription painkiller abuse. For recreational users/abusers, this has lead them to look for other substances, including Fentanyl, also highly dangerous.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 04:57 PM (b3Pum)

181 176 Heroin. WTF is up with sticking needles in your arm?

I get skittish at flu shot time. A shot for FUN? Oh. Hell. No.
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:55 PM (9BwmK)

I read the reason people get over the needle thing is they're already hooked, since the quality is good enough to snort now. Shooting up is more efficient than snorting, so eventually you get around to it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:57 PM (h2Bdk)

182 \Have no idea who she is, but wiki says she released a single last month called Sober.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2018 04:50 PM (Z1eux)

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Wish I thought of that.

Posted by: Amy Winehouse at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (suO/a)

183 178 We had beer in the vending machines in the barracks.

We did too. Until they decided those of us under the legal drinking age could not be trusted.

BTW, they were right.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (9BwmK)

184 They should permit open carry and at the same time put a bounty on anyone dealing heroin. Problem solved, Marcus T style.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (VpIIl)

185 They sell beer in vending machines. I once asked how they keep underaged kids from buying beer. The guy I asked looked at me like I had 2 heads and said "That would never happen. It is against the rules."

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Hiroshi is similar to Fritz, in that regard.

Several years back, there was a stretch of German highway that had a particularly bad incidence of deadly crashes.

The government's response?

They put up a sign saying something to the effect of: "Automobile Accidents Are Strictly Forbidden In This Zone."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (AzW6q)

186 Heroin. WTF is up with sticking needles in your arm?
.............

Really. The eyeball is much better.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

187

Say, didn't some young feminists try to make dying your unshaven armpit hair bright colors a thing about a year ago?

I guess you could credit Japan for at least monetizing their armpit weirdness...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 24, 2018 04:59 PM (W+vEI)

188 A ten year old girl on a street corner
Sticking needles in her arm
She died in the dirt of an alleyway
Her mother said she had no chance, no chance!

Posted by: Mick at July 24, 2018 04:59 PM (vDqXW)

189 "We did too. Until they decided those of us under the legal drinking age could not be trusted.

BTW, they were right.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (9BwmK)"Have a family member who was an 11b. His roomate would drink one every morning before PT. Purple Heart and Bronze Star in OIF

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

190 They put up a sign saying something to the effect of: "Automobile Accidents Are Strictly Forbidden In This Zone."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 04:58 PM (AzW6q)

Hahahaha. I could see California putting up signs like that, the difference being, of course, it probably works in Germany.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:00 PM (h2Bdk)

191 Posted by: Mick

That's heartbreaking.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (fuK7c)

192 I don't know who decided heroin needed to make a comeback, but that's definitely one of those things that should have stayed in the '60s.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

that would be the Bush and Obama Administrations.

90% of the Heroine in the world, is made from poppies from Afghanistan.

The country we invaded and took over a few years ago.

Bush's admin decided that wiping out poppy production would be too much of an economic hit...

They now use our Tax payer funded foreign Farm aid, to put in infrastructure, to grow more poppys.

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

193 She died in the dirt of an alleyway
=====

The Little Match Girl.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (MIKMs)

194 Fentanyl is all the rage these days.... andd bigger body counts.... thanks China...

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (DpEis)

195 I had a Japanese girlfriend who like her armpits licked. I thought it was weird, but maybe its a thing.

Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

196 Heroin. WTF is up with sticking needles in your arm?

I get skittish at flu shot time. A shot for FUN? Oh. Hell. No.
Posted by: Antisocialist

Ding ding ding!

Hell. Same reason I don't have tats. A needle for fun?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (7/YOc)

197 178 Oh yeah, my first experience and at 17 years a real eye opener

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2018 05:02 PM (pHfeF)

198 Very late post concerning PDT ordering a plane to NK to retrieve Otto Warmbier without securing permission - my schandenboner launched so violently that I smacked myself in the jaw and was knocked unconscious for a few hours.

And I wake to this? Japanese ads in armpits?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2018 05:02 PM (9rIkM)

199 >195 I had a Japanese girlfriend who like her armpits licked. I thought it was weird, but maybe its a thing.
Posted by: Marcus T, Complacency Kills at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

Go with your first thought.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:02 PM (V4Cgg)

200 Draw a line from anywhere on the Mexico border to Chicago or Detroit. ****loads of Heroin move along that line. It is very portable stuff, the kids love it. Purity varies widely, hence the OD's.

Off and on there is a price war, sometimes it gets real cheap. 'Round here it is what drives the market on various brands of stealing and robberies.

P.S. "Dreamers"

Posted by: ro-man at July 24, 2018 05:03 PM (RuIsu)

201 I had a problem with my electrolytes and had to get blood drawn every two weeks for a year or so. Was really squeamish before then. Now it doesn't bother me at all.

You can get used to pretty much anything.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:03 PM (h2Bdk)

202 195 I had a Japanese girlfriend who like her armpits licked. I thought it was weird, but maybe its a thing.
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Just make sure she's not wearing any antiperspirant cuz your tongue will dry out.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 24, 2018 05:04 PM (2LelM)

203 Japan. Nuked too much, or not enough?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2018 05:04 PM (Evws/)

204 >You can get used to pretty much anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:03 PM (h2Bdk)

I never got used to the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:04 PM (V4Cgg)

205 Fat Leonard should have advertised there.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2018 05:04 PM (bppfg)

206 Tide Pod challenge: "No one will be more stupid than this!"

Shiggy challenge: "Hold my beer, bitches!"

https://tinyurl.com/ya2kgmfu

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 05:05 PM (7HtZB)

207 Opiates, natural or synthetic, are an insidious, beguiling substance... there will always be a market.

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:05 PM (DpEis)

208 192Bush's admin decided that wiping out poppy production would be too much of an economic hit...

They now use our Tax payer funded foreign Farm aid, to put in infrastructure, to grow more poppys.

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at July 24, 2018 05:01 PM (NgKpN)

What happened to using snake and nape? Seems to me that this is a quick and easy solution. Instead we have to be careful where we step for fear of needles. Not to mention the ODs occuring everywhere.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 05:05 PM (jxbfJ)

209 You can get used to pretty much anything.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:03 PM (h2Bdk)

I never got used to the SCOAMF.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Exactly! One would figure, that after eight years, one would get used to it. Nope.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:06 PM (7/YOc)

210 Here's an idea: around the armpit you'd have a tattoo of Yoko Ono's face. The armpit itself would be her screaming mouth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 24, 2018 05:07 PM (/qEW2)

211 Japan. Nuked too much, or not enough?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 24, 2018 05:04 PM

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Fun fact, the only man in the history of the World to have been confirmed to be a survivor of two Nuclear blasts, both Hiroshima and Nagasaki lived to be 93 years old.

Tsutomu Yamaguchi born in 1919 lived to be 93 and died from stomach cancer in 2010.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 05:07 PM (JUOKG)

212 Not to mention the ODs occurring everywhere.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 05:05 PM (jxbfJ)

Evolution in action.

Posted by: jabrwok at July 24, 2018 05:07 PM (BlRin)

213 I have, several times, stood at a "Don't Walk" sign, on empty streets (almost no cars), late at night, in Kobe and Kyoto, with small groups of Japanese, everyone patiently waiting for the "Walk" signal. We're talking small streets, narrow.

Culture can be powerful.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

214 I never got used to the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Muad'dib

Exactly! One would figure, that after eight years, one would get used to it. Nope.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:06 PM (7/YOc)

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: White Cat that knocks shit off the counter at July 24, 2018 05:08 PM (8iiMU)

215 I read a really good explanation once, by an addict, of how he got hooked. If I can remember the gist of it, he said the "high" isn't really all that high, it just made him feel really really good, like everything was right with the world and he was the way he always wanted to be. And that he could function just fine, and at first there was no hangover, no letdown. And so he did again, and again - and after only a couple of weeks, all of a sudden he had to start taking twice as much to get the same feeling. So he decided to quit - but then found out that it had already changed him to the point that UNLESS he took it, he was the lowest of the low, hating himself, hating life, caring about nothing but getting back on that high. And then he realized he was a hard core addict, one who would sacrifice anything, do anything to get back on that high. And it all played out in less than 30 days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 05:09 PM (k1TUh)

216 GWS, that was the guy who was a traveling salesman I think - Aug. 6 in Hiroshima (survived that), next stop - Nagasaki on Aug. 9.

Pretty funny, actually.

There must have been others who saw both nukes up close and survived, but he's the only one who made the papers.

"Timing is everything"

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:09 PM (QDnY+)

217 Next we're going see the weaponizing of tramp stamps.

Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2018 05:10 PM (bppfg)

218 Oy, what is wrong w/ Japan. Weird fetish heaven.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:10 PM (a0IVu)

219 Slow around here,everybody must be heading out from work, or heading out to the early bird special...

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:10 PM (DpEis)

220 Culture can be powerful.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:07 PM (QDnY+)

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Tell me about it. You have to be like that in Denver Metro now that Mayor Hancock signed on to Bloomberg's "Vision Zero" bullshit. DPD and Metro cops will bust your ass for jaywalking under any circumstances, now.

At least if you look well enough employed to pay a ticket, and like you're a citizen of the US. Otherwise, go for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:10 PM (AzW6q)

221
Pretty funny, actually.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:09 PM (QDnY+)

Funny? Funny how?

Funny like a clown?
Funny like a cloud?
Like a mushroom cloud?

Posted by: Channeling Pesci at July 24, 2018 05:11 PM (8iiMU)

222 And a good excuse to pull out an outstanding true story, since we're talking Japan and nukes.

Friend was on a trade-talk tour in Japan, had a foreign ministry escort. Toured the "peace" museum in Hiroshima. Escort asked him afterward (just normal small talk) "so what did you think?"

"I guess you'll never attack *us* again"

Somewhat mortified, but professional foreign ministry guy, weak smile.

(my reaction after seeing that museum - "not as bad as I expected")

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:12 PM (QDnY+)

223 And then he realized he was a hard core addict, one who would sacrifice anything, do anything to get back on that high. And it all played out in less than 30 days.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 24, 2018 05:09 PM (k1TUh)

Sure, but everyone pretty much knows you get hooked fast on heroin. Why take the chance? Doesn't make sense to me.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:12 PM (h2Bdk)

224 >>217
Next we're going see the weaponizing of tramp stamps.

I saw one the other day at the supermarket. Really hot girl with tight shorts. Hers said OPEN with and block arrow pointing down to her butt.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 05:13 PM (r9UYA)

225 218
Oy, what is wrong w/ Japan. Weird fetish heaven.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:10 PM (a0IVu)

I really think so!
https://youtu.be/C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at July 24, 2018 05:13 PM (8iiMU)

226 Oy, what is wrong w/ Japan. Weird fetish heaven.

Hey, now, all cultures are equal. Except yours.

Posted by: Jon Pedoesta at July 24, 2018 05:14 PM (g0Lfb)

227 Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at July 24, 2018 05:13 PM (8iiMU)

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Cultural Appropriation! I need a safe space, RIGHT NOW!!!11!!1!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:14 PM (AzW6q)

228 >I saw one the other day at the supermarket. Really hot girl with tight shorts. Hers said OPEN with and block arrow pointing down to her butt.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24

Her Dad must be very proud.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:15 PM (V4Cgg)

229
Sure, but everyone pretty much knows you get hooked fast on heroin. Why take the chance? Doesn't make sense to me.
Posted by: Ace's liver

They're just weak. I can handle it!

Posted by: The next addict at July 24, 2018 05:16 PM (IqV8l)

230 Hers said OPEN with and block arrow pointing down to her butt.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24

Her Dad must be very proud.

I cut the ribbon to open it!

Posted by: The Dad at July 24, 2018 05:16 PM (g0Lfb)

231 Her Dad must be very proud.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:15 PM (V4Cgg)

Bet my last dollar she grew up in what we used to call a "broken home".

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:16 PM (h2Bdk)

232 I saw one the other day at the supermarket. Really hot girl with tight shorts. Hers said OPEN with and block arrow pointing down to her butt.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 24

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Everyone always says "You'll regret that when you get old."

I bet you regret that one long before you get old.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

233 Friend was on a trade-talk tour in Japan, had a foreign ministry escort. Toured the "peace" museum in Hiroshima. Escort asked him afterward (just normal small talk) "so what did you think?"

"I guess you'll never attack *us* again"

Somewhat mortified, but professional foreign ministry guy, weak smile.

---

Hell, we're Americans. We like a good fight. Fight us stand up. Let us know & come at us straight up.

We'll respect that. Sneak attack us and we'll nuke your ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:17 PM (7/YOc)

234 Are they hiring?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at July 24, 2018 05:17 PM (FTlwv)

235 I read a really good explanation once, by an addict, of how he got hooked. If I can remember the gist of it, he said the "high" isn't really all that high, it just made him feel really really good, like everything was right with the world and he was the way he always wanted to be. And that he could function just fine, and at first there was no hangover, no letdown. And so he did again, and again - and after only a couple of weeks, all of a sudden he had to start taking twice as much to get the same feeling. So he decided to quit - but then found out that it had already changed him to the point that UNLESS he took it, he was the lowest of the low, hating himself, hating life, caring about nothing but getting back on that high. And then he realized he was a hard core addict, one who would sacrifice anything, do anything to get back on that high. And it all played out in less than 30 days.

-
I once defended a guy who went from ordinary husband and father to wheel man in a drug hit. He described using meth. When your high, your confident, smart, and powerful. When you come down, you can either deal with the shithole your life has become while you were confident, smart, and powerful or you can become confident, smart, and powerful again. Plus, if you have a quarter ounce of meth in your pocket, you've got chicks, money and respect.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 24, 2018 05:17 PM (+y/Ru)

236 Just perused the $50 million+ lawsuit filed in Minnesota against the muzzie cop who shot (for no reason) the unarmed and pajama-clad woman who'd called 911 to report a possible sexual assault in the neighborhood.

The complaint alleges that both cops (the driver cop was just 25) were inadequately trained and both deliberately violated the police department's directives concerning when to turn on their body cams. No allegation that hiring standards were lowered for the muzzie cop. It also alleges that the police dept's psychiatrist who tested and approved both cops for service was completely unqualified for the job, and performed inadequate (as in, only one test) psychological testing. It also alleges that the entire police department has been stonewalling the criminal investigation of the shooter, and that the driver cop (and other cops) engaged in a conspiracy to change their stories about the events leading up to the shooting in an effort to protect the muzzie cop from criminal and civil liability.

The Power Line lawyer (who is in Minnesota) who posted the story predicts that the lawsuit will be settled because the city does not want the case to go to trial. Reach for your wallets, Minnesota taxpayers, because this settlement will be big.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 24, 2018 05:18 PM (fqUgw)

237 231 Her Dad must be very proud.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:15 PM (V4Cgg)

Bet my last dollar she grew up in what we used to call a "broken home".
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:16 PM (h2

The small print... " STD's, get yer' STD's here!!!"

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:18 PM (DpEis)

238 he was the lowest of the low, hating himself, hating life, caring about nothing

I achieved all this without heroin.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

239 >I achieved all this without heroin.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018

That's because you are applying yourself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:20 PM (V4Cgg)

240 Everyone always says "You'll regret that when you get old."

I bet you regret that one long before you get old.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:16 PM (AzW6q)

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I'm not going to link one, but there are GIFs of "The Life of a Tramp Stamp" out there to be found for any brave souls who want to search. There is not enough eye bleach.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 05:20 PM (b3Pum)

241 238 he was the lowest of the low, hating himself, hating life, caring about nothing

Or, every Scandi novel ever written...

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:20 PM (DpEis)

242 Their hang up on pubic hair and pixel porn is contrary to them being freaks otherwise.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 24, 2018 05:20 PM (2DOZq)

243 I never got used to the SCOAMF.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Exactly! One would figure, that after eight years, one would get used to it. Nope.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:06 PM (7/YOc)

I never got used to you Bitter Clingers either!

Posted by: The JEF at July 24, 2018 05:21 PM (A59VO)

244 OT: SSCI Chmn Burr sez there were "sound reasons" for FISC granting Page FISA warrants.

Wow.

We obviously need to see the whole thing (the unreleased pages, and almost completely un-redacted).

Which won't address the problem that the Senate mostly needs to be removed if the country is to have a chance.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:21 PM (QDnY+)

245 224I saw one the other day at the supermarket. Really
hot girl with tight shorts. Hers said OPEN with and block arrow pointing
down to her butt.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 24, 2018 05:13 PM (r9UYA)

My understanding is when you see a woman with a tramp stamp, that implies "open for business"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 24, 2018 05:22 PM (jxbfJ)

246 Their hang up on pubic hair and pixel porn is contrary to them being freaks otherwise.

I think it makes them freakier. It's so arbitrary.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 24, 2018 05:22 PM (fuK7c)

247 Japan's fertility rate is 1.46: A dying society. Armpit ads are not going to help.

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2018 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

248 So, is Sen. McCain still w/ us?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

249

I have started and advertising firm specializing in labia and taint ads. Gonna be rich!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 24, 2018 05:22 PM (UFLLM)

250 O/T...this Richard Burr guy. Who is his opponent? May send him some love.

Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (QMG5F)

251 Hard to believe what Japan did to Russia, to China, to Korea, and to us. Brutal motherfuckers.

Have they totally lost that ability to go balls-out brutal? I think so.

What a transformation from a samurai mindset and culture to complete wimpdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (+fPHo)

252 239 >I achieved all this without heroin.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018

That's because you are applying yourself.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 24, 2018 05:20 PM (V4Cgg)

Glad I'm good at something. I think the dopamine and serotonin receptors in my brain are screwed up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

253 What a transformation from a samurai mindset and culture to complete wimpdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (+fPHo)
Yup; in just a couple of generations.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (a0IVu)

254 We need a post about the injustice of Trump's revoking security clearances. He's depriving people of a "valuable commodity" and "inflicting a financial penalty".

Really.Currently #1 on twitchy, as I type.

Posted by: George LeS at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (59GGI)

255 Japan's fertility rate is 1.46: A dying society. Armpit ads are not going to help.

Given that Japanese chicks are, in their teens (yes late teens), twenties, and thirties, generally very very impregnable, I'm forced to conclude thei dudes there just ain't keeping up with the program.

Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2018 05:25 PM (VBk81)

256 I saw one the other day at the supermarket. Really hot girl with tight shorts. Hers said OPEN with and block arrow pointing down to her butt.

What she thought she was saying: "I do butt stuff. Look at me! I'm irreverent and edgy!"

What most guys will think when they see that tattoo:
"Damn, bet she's easy."

What everyone else thinks:
"She wants me to know she suffers from anal leakage?"

Posted by: bonhomme at July 24, 2018 05:25 PM (9qZ3S)

257 252

Glad I'm good at something. I think the dopamine and serotonin receptors in my brain are screwed up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

Time to upload to VR memory crystals???

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:25 PM (DpEis)

258 I worked for a Japanese company for a number of years. They still have a fair number of Japanese males that believe they are superior to all other races.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 24, 2018 05:26 PM (2DOZq)

259 257 252

Glad I'm good at something. I think the dopamine and serotonin receptors in my brain are screwed up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

Time to upload to VR memory crystals???
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:25 PM (DpEis)

I don't know what that means. But it is a common theory that anhedonia is related to a breakdown in the brain's neurotransmitters relating to dopamine.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

260 Richard Burr gives great head.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (r9UYA)

261 Don't tempt these radioactive lunatics.

Next thing you know they'll be cutting ads in ladies' merkins.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (O033+)

262 We need a post about the injustice of Trump's revoking security clearances. He's depriving people of a "valuable commodity" and "inflicting a financial penalty".

I'd rather have a post about Trump's inappropriate use of piano wire on those who formerly had security clearances.

Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (VBk81)

263 Glad I'm good at something. I think the dopamine and serotonin receptors in my brain are screwed up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

Time to upload to VR memory crystals???
Posted by: kraken

"We've replaced the VR memory crystals with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (7/YOc)

264 Which won't address the problem that the Senate mostly needs to be removed if the country is to have a chance.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:21 PM (QDnY+)

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First concentrate on the House - I have no doubt the Senate will convict Trump if given a Draft of Articles by a Democrat House.

Cocaine Mitch and his gang of sad lackeys are never to be trusted under any circumstance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

265 253 What a transformation from a samurai mindset and culture to complete wimpdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (+fPHo)
Yup; in just a couple of generations.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:24 PM (a0IVu)

I read a book once that postulated the reason is Japan doesn't have a written basis for its culture. In the west we have Christianity - our idea of what's allowable doesn't change much. But it can flip in a single generation in Japan. He expressed a caution - that they can also flip back in a single generation.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (h2Bdk)

266 (256) Or a low compression ratio.

Posted by: ro-man at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (RuIsu)

267 261 Don't tempt these radioactive lunatics.

Next thing you know they'll be cutting ads in ladies' merkins.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (O033+)

Hiro's Lawn Service

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (NWiLs)

268
What a transformation from a samurai mindset and culture to complete wimpdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (+fPHo)

How many foreign refugees have they been forced to take in? How many gender specific pronouns do they have?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (10vO4)

269 First concentrate on the House - I have no doubt the Senate will convict Trump if given a Draft of Articles by a Democrat House.

Cocaine Mitch and his gang of sad lackeys are never to be trusted under any circumstance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:27 PM (AzW6q)
Yup; which is why we need to hold on to the house or else Jan 2019, its impeachment time.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

270 We need a post about the injustice of Trump's revoking security clearances. He's depriving people of a "valuable commodity" and "inflicting a financial penalty".

I'd rather have a post about Trump's inappropriate use of piano wire on those who formerly had security clearances.
Posted by: JEM

I'd rather have a post about Trump's LACK of use of piano wire.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (7/YOc)

271 Well, we finally know who Allahpundit is:

https://tinyurl.com/y79ah8xw

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

272 268
What a transformation from a samurai mindset and culture to complete wimpdom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (+fPHo)

How many foreign refugees have they been forced to take in? How many gender specific pronouns do they have?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (10vO4)

They have a YUUUGE problem with marriage, divorce and reproduction, if that's any consolation.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

273 Ah, sorry, Insomniac... I read a LOT of SciFi... some of which talks about people who shuffle off the corporeal life for a personality/ consciousness contained in a digital virtual reality, unencumbered by physical issues.... apologies..

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (DpEis)

274 273 Ah, sorry, Insomniac... I read a LOT of SciFi... some of which talks about people who shuffle off the corporeal life for a personality/ consciousness contained in a digital virtual reality, unencumbered by physical issues.... apologies..
Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (DpEis)

Ah so. I'm familiar with the trope, just not VR Folger's crystals or whatever.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

275 How many foreign refugees have they been forced to take in? How many gender specific pronouns do they have?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (10vO4)

Don't kid yourself. The feminists are starting to get traction. Television stations can't show porn at dinnertime any more, and it's a slippery slope from there.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:30 PM (h2Bdk)

276 206
Tide Pod challenge: "No one will be more stupid than this!"

Shiggy challenge: "Hold my beer, bitches!"

https://tinyurl.com/ya2kgmfu

Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2018 05:05 PM (7HtZB)

It's called "thinning the herd."

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 24, 2018 05:31 PM (q1VoB)

277 271. That author brings shame upon himself, and dishonor to his ancestors!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 24, 2018 05:31 PM (fA1SL)

278 Wait until you go to a ball game and the announcer says, "Now showing on the Axillary Scoreboard in right center field..."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 24, 2018 05:32 PM (m45I2)

279 271 Well, we finally know who Allahpundit is:

https://tinyurl.com/y79ah8xw
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

Fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

280 Yo' Muldoon..

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:33 PM (DpEis)

281 277 Yeah... "Yu" doesn't sound like a Thai name... big trouble in Little China if mom finds out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

282 They have a YUUUGE problem with marriage, divorce and reproduction, if that's any consolation.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)

This guy explains it pretty well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaTBXDvxxzI

They have the same problem we have in the west - Married men still have all their traditional responsibilities, but all the benefits of marriage have been removed. So they don't get married and they don't have families.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:34 PM (h2Bdk)

283 281. Yep
Dude's an ABC. They're a mixed bag.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 24, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

284 Yup; which is why we need to hold on to the house or else Jan 2019, its impeachment time.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)

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I used to worry about this, but then realized a 2/3 vote in the Senate is also required. With the shape Trump is getting this Economy into, never mind the rest of the Country, I don't see 2/3 of the Senate voting themselves out of a job in their next run.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 05:34 PM (b3Pum)

285 279
271 Well, we finally know who Allahpundit is:

https://tinyurl.com/y79ah8xw

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

Fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:32 PM (NWiLs)
Shep wears way more make up than that guy..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 24, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

286 Which won't address the problem that the Senate mostly needs to be removed if the country is to have a chance.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2018 05:21 PM (QDnY+)

Et tu, Burr?

Posted by: golfman at July 24, 2018 05:35 PM (If3tB)

287 I've got a burr in my ass named dick

Posted by: 2 scoops at July 24, 2018 05:35 PM (TdS5t)

288 I've got a burr in my ass named dick
Posted by: 2 scoops at July 24, 2018 05:35 PM (TdS5t)

Heh.

Might use this when I call the Senator's office tomorrow.

Posted by: golfman at July 24, 2018 05:37 PM (If3tB)

289 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 05:34 PM (b3Pum)

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You're probably right, but I wish had your confidence about this.

I've grown used to bottomless treachery from the Republicans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

290 They have the same problem we have in the west - Married men still have all their traditional responsibilities, but all the benefits of marriage have been removed. So they don't get married and they don't have families.
Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:34 PM (h2Bdk)

Soshoku danshi. A bit like MGTOW here. The risk/reward, incentive/disincentive calculus is so far out of whack Japanese men are saying "fuck it" just like they are in the US.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:37 PM (NWiLs)

291 Shep wears way more make up than that guy..

And feels prettier as a result...

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 24, 2018 05:37 PM (p6e8W)

292 Excess population is a helluva drug. See "Lemmings"

Posted by: ro-man at July 24, 2018 05:38 PM (RuIsu)

293 Yo' Muldoon..

Posted by: kraken

*******

Now what did I do?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 24, 2018 05:38 PM (m45I2)

294 279 271 Well, we finally know who Allahpundit is:

https://tinyurl.com/y79ah8xw
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:29 PM (AzW6q)

Fag.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 24, 2018 05:32 PM (NWiLs)

If you read it, you kind of feel for the guy.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (2DOZq)

295 Marriage to the wrong person is like the 7th Circle of Hell... he opined knowledgeably....

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (DpEis)

296 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (9vQJW)

297 I'm curious about just how a Japanese armpit model would play the product's jingle.

Would it involve arm flapping?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (m45I2)

298 Under Armour could rent space there. Makes sense.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (/qEW2)

299 Fun fact about the Japanese: After the War, the nutritional intake of the Japanese skyrocketed as a result of American occupation.

Result: In the 1960s, they had to replace most of the schooldesks in Japan to accommodate the comparatively gigantic children.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (AzW6q)

300 non-pit NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at July 24, 2018 05:40 PM (q177U)

301 Nothing really... just thought you needed a yoin'.. Muldoon..

Posted by: kraken at July 24, 2018 05:40 PM (DpEis)

302 250 O/T...this Richard Burr guy. Who is his opponent? May send him some love.
Posted by: DanMan at July 24, 2018 05:23 PM (QMG5F)

I think his term is up in 2020 and he's not running for re-election. My guess, he's angling for a cushy left wing K street job

Posted by: 2 scoops at July 24, 2018 05:41 PM (TdS5t)

303 Nood.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 24, 2018 05:41 PM (p6e8W)

304 You're probably right, but I wish had your confidence about this.

I've grown used to bottomless treachery from the Republicans.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 24, 2018 05:37 PM (AzW6q)

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I have too, and if it took just a few of them to flip, I'd be seriously scared. I just don't see that quantity of Senators who would take that kind of risk, or who would even want to.

This is too big an issue.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 05:41 PM (b3Pum)

305 A Japanese pit crew can change an ad in like 11.3 seconds if they are only putting on right-side tires and no gas.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 24, 2018 05:41 PM (m45I2)

306 If you read it, you kind of feel for the guy.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 24, 2018 05:39 PM (2DOZq)

I get a 'pay to read me' page block. I won't pay to read the Washington Compost so I didn't read it.

Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2018 05:42 PM (8lsuS)

307 I have too, and if it took just a few of them to flip, I'd be seriously scared. I just don't see that quantity of Senators who would take that kind of risk, or who would even want to.

This is too big an issue.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 24, 2018 05:41 PM (b3Pum)

Yeah. They can always peel off Senators like Collins, but more than five or six? Hard to believe. And if it happened there'd be a revolt in the party.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 24, 2018 05:43 PM (h2Bdk)

308 I get a 'pay to read me' page block. I won't pay to read the Washington Compost so I didn't read it.
Posted by: RickZ at July 24, 2018 05:42 PM (8lsuS)

Just a guy with very low esteem about his looks . Nothing about a fetish or cross dressing. Just trying to find a solution to real but not that big a deal problems that have been exagerrated in his head .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 24, 2018 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

309 How many foreign refugees have they been forced to take in? How many gender specific pronouns do they have?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 24, 2018 05:28 PM

None, they don't allow immigration. The Japanese are some of the most racist people you will ever meet.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 24, 2018 06:01 PM (JUOKG)

310 Japan just has a case, and has had a case, of "island crazy". And that's not restricted to Japan. Think of the eccentricities of Britain.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at July 24, 2018 07:04 PM (rlQwD)

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