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Mid-Morning Open Thread

Remington The Apaches.jpg

The Apaches!
Frederic Remington

[This post is the personal opinion of the blogger, and does not constitute an endorsement of Elizabeth Warren for President]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Morning Horde!

Posted by: tonypete at July 25, 2018 09:30 AM (vE0fx)

2 ...I'm not even breathin' hard!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at July 25, 2018 09:30 AM (QrTqV)

3 The horse looks kinda frantic. It's a wonderfully kinetic piece.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 09:31 AM (RD7QR)

4 Smoke from hooves, eh?

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 25, 2018 09:31 AM (CDETr)

5 The 7-11's are coming! The 7-11's are coming!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (7/YOc)

6 CBD, I e-mailed you a link to a couple of paintings for the art thread.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (kqsXK)

7 The hide on the ground with the jar makes a nice outdoor desert accessory.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4)

8 When I says Whoa! I means Whoa!!

Posted by: Yosmite Sam at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (vE0fx)

9 We need to get out of Afghanistan! No more blood for oil!

Posted by: Actual Millennial I Know at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (XcgmW)

10 The horse looks kinda frantic.

I hate it when they pull that hard.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (QrTqV)

11 Art with a disclaimer... hmmm.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2018 09:33 AM (DaDYr)

12 The horse looks kinda frantic.

I hate it when they pull that hard.
Posted by: John F'n Kerry

You ain't kiddin' about that!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (vcOmj)

13 I have always found Remington a little corny, though I expect he will get Rockwell-level love in this thread.

In this case I have a legitimate criticism. The rearing horse is small out of all proportion to the standing men. It's possible that the rider is a circus midget, but otherwise he's also out of proportion.

I do like Remington's sculptures, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (fuK7c)

14 What they don't realize is the Apache are already on the roof behind them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (Ogr1j)

15 When I says Whoa! I means Whoa!!
Posted by: Yosmite Sam



That was when he was riding a camel.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (7/YOc)

16 I see no Apaches.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2018 09:35 AM (Enq6K)

17 Last night, #3 son got sugar cookied at 3 am. Good times.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 25, 2018 09:35 AM (O7MnT)

18 I don't get it. I don't see any helicopters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:35 AM (Boy/L)

19 I see no Apaches.

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2018 09:35 AM (Enq6K)


Exactly

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 09:36 AM (Ogr1j)

20 Horse rider has no arrows in his back. Not real. BS.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 09:37 AM (r9UYA)

21 Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2018 09:35 AM (Enq6K)

You don't. Until they kill you. It was sort of their "thing".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 25, 2018 09:37 AM (UENOA)

22 Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath you could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
He saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 25, 2018 09:37 AM (AM1GF)

23 Jump on it!

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 09:38 AM (7HtZB)

24 Mr. Taggert's beans are in the pot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2018 09:38 AM (z8kKX)

25 Looks like a jittery old Hank Worden in the white hat.

Posted by: Rex B at July 25, 2018 09:38 AM (l9X49)

26 !

Posted by: brak at July 25, 2018 09:38 AM (VckGX)

27 Why is the horse farting cocaine?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 25, 2018 09:38 AM (1S0XL)

28 It's funny the stuff the sticks in your mind, isn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete



Yeah. Most every cartoon from 1968. Instant recall.
Lunch last Wednesday? No f'n clue.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:38 AM (7/YOc)

29 Last night, #3 son got sugar cookied at 3 am. Good times.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 09:39 AM (kqsXK)

30 It's funny the stuff the sticks in your mind, isn't it?

I can tell you the 1974 Atlanta Braves batting order.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:39 AM (Boy/L)

31 What they don't realize is the Apache are already on the roof behind them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (Ogr1j)

Better Apache than Comanche

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at July 25, 2018 09:39 AM (czkHE)

32 I don't own any of his paintings but I have a few of his firearms.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (EZkQC)

33 Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath you could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
He saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry...
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Yippe-ki-yah, yippe-ki-o,

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (7/YOc)

34 Cowboy on the right shows great confidence that the horse will miss him.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (OiC69)

35 Thought Bubble, Cowboy No. 3: "Hmm. I wonder if them chaps are assless."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (CSNuj)

36 In this case I have a legitimate criticism. The rearing horse is small out of all proportion to the standing men. It's possible that the rider is a circus midget, but otherwise he's also out of proportion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I think that empty saddle you see next to the standing man is resting on a hitching post and not saddled on a pony.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (+Tibp)

37 Only a penitent man will be granted divine access to Liz's granny panties.

Posted by: Lord Comey at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (2Mnv1)

38 Yippe-ki-yah, yippe-ki-o,
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (7/YOc)

You didn't ended correctly.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (EZkQC)

39 Republican challenger Knute Buehler has pulled to even with incumbent Dem governor Kate Brown.

In Oregon.

Red tsunami, baby.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (HiLJ1)

40 Warren says she's Comanche doesn't she?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (CnulY)

41 Da da dada dum dum...


OT, but chatting w/ some former colleagues in Germany, their military has reached new lows - not only are all subs kaput, rumour mill says the 10 operation ready EuroFighters... really aren't. Looks like West Virginia could handle them easily...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (6qErC)

42 One thing I have always liked about many western paintings, this one included, is the blue commonly used for all sorts of purposes. Sometimes you also see a dark red used. This one has some blue shadows, blue used for contrast in the sand and adobe bricks and even in shading on the frantic horse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (Ogr1j)

43 Remington did a drawing of "The Original Florida Cracker" and the subject is a guy named "Bone" Mizell who is a relative, which makes me a real cracker.

Of course, I prefer "Saltine American."

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (DH5wZ)

44 There will be blood.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (NLLmE)

45 8 When I says Whoa! I means Whoa!!

Posted by: Yosmite Sam at July 25, 2018 09:32 AM (vE0fx)


LMAO! Thanks for that. A favorite character.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (Zmczq)

46 "Liawatha is coming!! Liawatha is coming!"

Posted by: Paul Revere at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (jxbfJ)

47 Cool pic - you can feel the energy. I like how the gate-opener is running up in the background.

O/T: A woman sitting near me on the train saw Mr. Bean on TV when she was vacationing in Mexico and thinks the show and Rowan Atkinson are Mexican. Lol - pretty genius on his part to make such a universal character.

Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (mJRr3)

48 Remington: "I think a pot would go nice in this corner here."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (CSNuj)

49 When I says Whoa! I means Whoa!!

Posted by: Yosemite Sam




https://tinyurl.com/yc6ch25t

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (kqsXK)

50 It's funny the stuff the sticks in your mind, isn't it?

I can tell you the 1974 Atlanta Braves batting order.

Posted by: Circa
---
Fauxahontas batted clean-up, didn't she?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (fN+Wl)

51 I feel compelled to do this:

You want to see Apaches?

https://youtu.be/f6tnj7IEI0E

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)

52 Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel

Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath you could feel

A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky

He saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry...

Posted by: Brother Cavil





Yippe-ki-yah, yippe-ki-o,

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (7/YOc)



Great. That song will now be stuck in my head for the next two days. And I was having such fun with 'I'm So Happy Just to Dance With You.'

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

53 Yippe-ki-yah, yippe-ki-o,
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (7/YOc)

You didn't ended correctly.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


I was waiting for you.

"Ghost riders in the sky, ghost riders in the sky,"...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (7/YOc)

54 Damn! I like Remington paintings. He can capture a sense of so much motion in a still image. The focus is on the trooper and the lathered horse with the darker, more solid colors. The other troopers are secondary points of focus and make a partial frame for the rider. The rest of the image is paler, sparse and indistinct by comparison, again, stressing the active figures. Remington invites the other senses into the scene. You can smell the dust, feel the heat and the sunlight.


It would be interesting to learn about Remington's color palette (I assume it is limited) and how he uses it to get such effective results.

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (V+03K)

55 Where's Wrangler Jane in her lingerie?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (r9UYA)

56 The discussion on the horse sizes reminded me. Why didn't they ever get Festus a proper horse? That mule was nothing but trouble.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (EZkQC)

57 50
When I says Whoa! I means Whoa!!



Posted by: Yosemite Sam







https://tinyurl.com/yc6ch25t

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (kqsXK)

Cartoons from a well spent youth. I sure do miss them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 25, 2018 09:43 AM (jxbfJ)

58 Republican challenger Knute Buehler has pulled to even with incumbent Dem governor Kate Brown.

/cues dramatic organ music stab
//tents fingers

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:43 AM (Boy/L)

59 Yippe-ki-yah...

Mother f......!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:43 AM (6qErC)

60 Blackfoot Pawnee Cheyenne Ho!

Apache Arapaho!

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 09:43 AM (DH5wZ)

61 I feel compelled to do this:

You want to see Apaches?

https://youtu.be/f6tnj7IEI0E



That. Is. Sooo. Gay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (CSNuj)

62 37 In this case I have a legitimate criticism. The rearing horse is small out of all proportion to the standing men. It's possible that the rider is a circus midget, but otherwise he's also out of proportion.

Posted by: Bandersnatch

I think that empty saddle you see next to the standing man is resting on a hitching post and not saddled on a pony.
Posted by: Blutarski



Perhaps my command of English is slipping. The horse is too small. The guy on the horse is too small.

The standing guys and the saddle on the post and the pottery in the foreground are all fine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

63 Yosemite Sam and Bugs in the mountain climbing cartoon is another favorite.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (z8kKX)

64 Cicero, you must not have stuck around for the squaws.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (JJZzu)

65 >>In this case I have a legitimate criticism. The rearing horse is small out of all proportion to the standing men. It's possible that the rider is a circus midget, but otherwise he's also out of proportion.

Mustang. Known for their small size.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (/tuJf)

66 Republican challenger Knute Buehler has pulled to even with incumbent Dem governor Kate Brown.

In Oregon.


We have not begun to squat!

Posted by: Poop-ify Portland at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (NAs56)

67 Shocker! Airlines who caved to #Communist SJW and cut ties with NRA now cave again to more #Communists!

Good thing #elites are so good at being cowardly. Maybe the #Communists will kill you last.

US airlines have caved to China's 'Orwellian' demands on Taiwan
https://yhoo.it/2LoPWRA

American Airlines is the first major US carrier to change its description of Taiwan as a deadline imposed by China looms.

Delta Air Lines followed suit several hours later.

US airlines had until July 25, Beijing time, to stop describing Taiwan as a country.

Despite the White House calling China's demands "Orwellian," dozens of airlines around the world have complied and it looks like US carriers are following suit

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM (YRXy3)

68 Point of Clarification: Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee, not Apache, according to family lore and cheekbones, but mostly family lore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2018 09:45 AM (ctuyM)

69 The rearing horse is small out of all proportion to the standing men.

I would think mustangs would be preferable to Secretariats. More efficient.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 09:45 AM (NAs56)

70 Cicero, you must not have stuck around for the squaws.


The squaws are HAWT. And darn talented, too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (CSNuj)

71 I have always found Remington a little corny, though I expect he will get Rockwell-level love in this thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (fuK7c)

Agreed, but it's better than the alternative...."Dogs Playing Poker."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (wYseH)

72 We have not begun to squat!
Posted by: Poop-ify Portland at July 25, 2018 09:44 AM



^^^^ This.

Posted by: The (former) GAINZZ threads at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (ctuyM)

73 I like the Droopy Dog and wolf cowboy cartoons.

You know what? That makes me mad.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (EZkQC)

74 "Apaches! But, more importantly, there's a new batch of whores in town! What are we waiting' for?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (9BLnV)

75 You want to see Apaches?

https://youtu.be/f6tnj7IEI0E

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)



hah. WTF?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 09:47 AM (NLLmE)

76 It looks like the airlines need a safety review and possibly some additional fuel tax and IRS looksee.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 09:47 AM (r9UYA)

77 Such a racist painting. We need to boycott this blog and whatever endeavors Ace is into....shelving contractor? Boycott shelves!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2018 09:47 AM (dNzKv)

78 Where's Wrangler Jane in her lingerie?"

The Hiakawas got her?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:47 AM (6qErC)

79 The Outlaws was a staple growing up in my neck of the woods. Saw them several times. They "southern rocked."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2018 09:48 AM (DaDYr)

80 The standing guys and the saddle on the post and the pottery in the foreground are all fine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Ah, I misunderstood.

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 09:48 AM (+Tibp)

81 Sabato says the House is in the bag for the Democrats this November and from Insty:

The math is not as daunting as it looks. Democrats are leading in Florida, Tennessee, and Nevada. I expect those leads to hold. That Republicans were only up by 1 percentage point in Indiana looks problematic for Republicans to say the least. For the sake of argument, put that in the Democrat column.

That just gets things to 49 where things stand right now.


It's gonna be a short night for the pubbies on 11/06/2018.

Posted by: Elwood at July 25, 2018 09:48 AM (tLa8P)

82 Remington: "I think a pot would go nice in this corner here."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM


This is the style of thinking of which I approve.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at July 25, 2018 09:48 AM (ctuyM)

83 Agreed, but it's better than the alternative...."Dogs Playing Poker."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (wYseH)

I disagree. Dogs Playing Poker has a degree of symbolism that you will rarely find in works of art. Especially when it is painted on velvet!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 09:48 AM (9BLnV)

84 >>The Hiakawas got her?



/

Posted by: Anon a mouse

Savages.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 09:48 AM (r9UYA)

85 Don't worry, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist

Posted by: Dr Alice at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (acSSI)

86 Never mind that shit!

Here come's MONGO!

Posted by: Blutarski at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (+Tibp)

87 US airlines had until July 25, Beijing time, to stop describing Taiwan as a country.

Despite the White House calling China's demands "Orwellian," dozens of airlines around the world have complied and it looks like US carriers are following suit


Evergreen: "And do not suppose that this is the end. This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time." -- Winston Churchill, October 5, 1938

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (Boy/L)

88 You want to see Apaches?



https://youtu.be/f6tnj7IEI0E





Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)



Oh. My. Gosh.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (lwiT4)

89 75 I have always found Remington a little corny, though I expect he will get Rockwell-level love in this thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 09:34 AM (fuK7c)

Agreed, but it's better than the alternative...."Dogs Playing Poker."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 09:46 AM (wYseH)

Or Dogs Playing Poker With A Fat, Naked Guy On A White Ottoman.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

90 87
Sabato says...

I stopped reading right there. Sabato is a loser.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (r9UYA)

91 Larry Sabato is such a whore.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at July 25, 2018 09:49 AM (HiLJ1)

92 One of my clients, John Eulich of Dallas, had 10's of millions of dollars worth of western art, like the painting above. His office was like a museum of western art. I think Sothebys sold it all. He was one of the greatest men I have ever known.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (TdS5t)

93 OT, but chatting w/ some former colleagues in Germany, their military has reached new lows - not only are all subs kaput, rumour mill says the 10 operation ready EuroFighters... really aren't. Looks like West Virginia could handle them easily...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:41 AM (6qErC)

---------------

I'm sure their invited invaders are being nicely taken care of, at the expense of any semblance of Military Readiness, though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (b3Pum)

94 You want to see Apaches?

https://youtu.be/f6tnj7IEI0E

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)


I see your Apache, and raise you an Apache.

https://youtu.be/YKhi9ITkRgA

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (DH5wZ)

95 Do my eyes deceive me, or has Gerg from Wisconsin reappeared here at the HQ?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (Boy/L)

96 I like one of the comments on Bluebell's horrifying video: "Their budget was $1000. They spend $990 on LSD."

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

97 You want to see Apaches?

https://youtu.be/f6tnj7IEI0E

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)


I thought it was going to be this kind of Apache:

https://tinyurl.com/ydhpjec3

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 09:51 AM (kqsXK)

98 Where's Wrangler Jane in her lingerie?"

The Hiakawas got her?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:47 AM (6qErC)

In that part of the Southwest, I believe it would have been the Hiyadooins.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 09:51 AM (9BLnV)

99 Saw them several times"

How was the Green Grass?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:51 AM (6qErC)

100 The Outlaws was a staple growing up in my neck of the woods. Saw them several times. They "southern rocked."
Posted by: Martini Farmer


I saw the Outlaws open for Willie at The Staples Center in '16.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:51 AM (7/YOc)

101 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Wonders what they were with that spittoon before the rider showed up.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (0tfLf)

102 In that part of the Southwest, I believe it would have been the Hiyadooins.

Pretty sure they are a New Jersey tribe.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)

103 Needs more maple syrup.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (0ogQG)

104 I volunteer at a charity that uses horses as therapy. Gets injured vets, police, autistic kids etc. on horses for PT etc. I love being around horrses, but not on them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (Zmczq)

105 Sigh. Poll trolls from now until November. I need a better hobby.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

106 Equally horrifying, blaster, but in a different way.

Seems like this song was murdered every decade by someone. Which is a shame, because it's actually a good song.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 09:53 AM (JJZzu)

107 40 Republican challenger Knute Buehler has pulled to even with incumbent Dem governor Kate Brown.

In Oregon.

Red tsunami, baby.
------------------------
With Portland, I expect they will find enough votes. The way to play Blue States is not to reveal your county vote totals until the Blue Cities announce theirs.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 09:53 AM (2LelM)

108 I love being around horrses, but not on them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (Zmczq)


Just stay away from the end with the tail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (CSNuj)

109 Anybody named Knute is alright by me.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (lwiT4)

110 *realizes that most youngins don't know F Troop. Single teardrop rolls down cheek*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (6qErC)

111 Sigh. Poll trolls from now until November. I need a better hobby.

Word. It's July for crying out loud. And '16 appeared to teach this particular breed of clownfrauds nothing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (Boy/L)

112 The Outlaws is coming? The Outlaws is coming?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:55 AM (IqV8l)

113 Agarn!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 09:55 AM (fuK7c)

114 Anybody named Knute is alright by me."

Cause they Rockne?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:55 AM (6qErC)

115 Just stay away from the end with the tail.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (CSNuj)

Lol. Yeah cleaning the stalls makes me nervous sometimes when i turn and see the bad end of a big animal staring me in the face.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (Zmczq)

116 97 Larry Sabato is such a whore.
-------------------
If you ever run into him, ask him about his toupee.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (2LelM)

117 117 *realizes that most youngins don't know F Troop. Single teardrop rolls down cheek*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (6qErC)

*holding cavalryman's hat over heart*

That was beautiful, Captain.

Posted by: Cpl. Agarn at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (AURKQ)

118 I see the cowboys have their stash of pot right out in the open.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (dNzKv)

119 Speaking of tiny horses...

https://tinyurl.com/y8o2673y



FYI: The title has recently been changed by scholars to "Equestrian Statute of a Carolingian Ruler". They no longer refer to it as "Charlemagne".

Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (OyyDO)

120 Jump on it!
Jump on it!
Jump on it!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

121 How was the Green Grass?

Smoking....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (DaDYr)

122 I love being around horrses, but not on them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (Zmczq)

Just stay away from the end with the tail.
Posted by: Cicero



What's that old saying?

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (7/YOc)

123 Judging from the landscape, I venture a guess that none of the four cowboys posted at Fort Pisspot is a farmer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (CSNuj)

124 The Outlaws is coming? The Outlaws is coming?

Through the green grass and high tides.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (Boy/L)

125 bad end of a big animal staring me in the face"

So "brown eyed"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (6qErC)

126 Had forgotten about Taiwan. Ok, three countries where borders are 'divisive' and 'controversial'.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (OiC69)

127 Any Palomino is a pal o' mine o.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (IqV8l)

128 I like one of the comments on Bluebell's horrifying video: "Their budget was $1000. They spend $990 on LSD."
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

The fake smiles, the lead singer, and the dancers would argue against the LSD premise. Given the hairstyles, I would argue that copious amounts of cocaine were ingested, with the possible addition of some 3,4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 09:58 AM (9BLnV)

129 The brakes need work on that jalopy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 25, 2018 09:58 AM (2NqXo)

130 127 Jump on it!
Jump on it!
Jump on it!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

I didn't realize "Carlton" was an Apache name...

Posted by: Cpl. Agarn at July 25, 2018 09:58 AM (AURKQ)

131 "Hey Guys! Big party goin' on up on Brokeback Mountain!"

~The Horseman

Posted by: johnd01 at July 25, 2018 09:58 AM (ukNFU)

132 Posted by: Cpl. Agarn



Larry Storch is still alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:58 AM (7/YOc)

133 133. Red Chinese and VN also have border disputes. Been a while since it went sporty for 'em, and didn't go well, either.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 09:58 AM (fA1SL)

134 (sock fail.... I'm warning you, Dobbs!)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 09:59 AM (AURKQ)

135 Nice Churchill quote @93.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2018 09:59 AM (0tfLf)

136 Louis L'Amore.

Posted by: Sponge at July 25, 2018 09:59 AM (aVNi6)

137 I volunteer at a charity that uses horses as therapy. Gets injured vets, police, autistic kids etc. on horses for PT etc. I love being around horrses, but not on them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM

Met Anthony Weiner, did you?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 25, 2018 10:00 AM (2NqXo)

138 *realizes that most youngins don't know F Troop. Single teardrop rolls down cheek*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 09:54 AM (6qErC)



I was talking with my son the other day about the movie "Back to the Future". I had a brain fart for a moment and couldn't remember the name of the TV show that Michael J. Fox starred in, the one where he is a conservative who has lib parents. I kept describing it to my son, and he had no clue what I was talking about. I looked it up, and he was a toddler when that show came out.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)

139 And next, China will demand they refer to Korea and Japan as Chinese property as well.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:00 AM (UnA8+)

140 A real horse's ass showed up on the earlier thread.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:00 AM (NWiLs)

141 IT IS BALLOON!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8qjxT1iIAM

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 10:00 AM (CSNuj)

142 What's that old saying?

"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction".

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 09:57 AM (7/YOc)

That's some good cowboy shit right there. And:

"I like new stuff, I just like it better when it gets old."

And when i was seen drinking coffee with cream.

"Ya know Bob, my mama weaned me when I was a young'n.

"An armed society is a polite society."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 10:01 AM (Zmczq)

143 Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)

I would watch that show as a kid, and I remember thinking, "Man, this family is just a bunch of assholes, but i like that Alex kid!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:01 AM (AURKQ)

144 I had no idea Sugar Hill Gang's version was a cover of sorts.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:01 AM (DH5wZ)

145 Agarn, I don't know why everybody says you're so dumb!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:01 AM (IqV8l)

146 I volunteer at a charity that uses horses as therapy. Gets injured vets, police, autistic kids etc. on horses for PT etc. I love being around horrses, but not on them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM

Met Anthony Weiner, did you?
Posted by: JuJuBee



I'll bet he knows Mendoza!!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:02 AM (7/YOc)

147 I would watch that show as a kid, and I remember
thinking, "Man, this family is just a bunch of assholes, but i like that
Alex kid!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:01 AM (AURKQ)



Good instincts. On a side note, I thought Mallory was a hoot.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

148 I would watch that show as a kid, and I remember thinking, "Man, this family is just a bunch of assholes, but i like that Alex kid!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:01 AM (AURKQ)


My mom is a longtime Republican (not concerned, though!) and she thought I was like Alex P. Keaton, and wondered how I got more conservative than her.

Now I have a young man and he makes me look like Paul Ryan.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (DH5wZ)

149 That's some good cowboy shit right there. And:

"I like new stuff, I just like it better when it gets old."

And when i was seen drinking coffee with cream.

"Ya know Bob, my mama weaned me when I was a young'n.

"An armed society is a polite society."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob



Never squat with your spurs on.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (7/YOc)

150 Met Anthony Weiner, did you?
Posted by: JuJuBee

I'll bet he knows Mendoza!!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:02 AM (7/YOc)

Sorry. I need Ben on these. Duh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (Zmczq)

151 Always drink upstream from the herd.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (7/YOc)

152 [This post is the personal opinion of the blogger, and does not constitute an endorsement of Elizabeth Warren for President] Posted by CBD

Funny; that phrase is the formulation of John McCain's Campaign Finance Reform Law, designed to keep politicians from launching unnaccountable attacks on other candidates.

Yet that is exactly what the Pee-Pee Dossier is and John McCain was instrumental in spreading the smear.

Talk about abandoning all your principles.

Maybe we should have it for FISA warrants on political campaigns. Instead of being signed by a mouth-breathing mid-level bureaucrat like Peetie Sweetie Strzok, they should be signed at the very top for accountability:

"I'm Barack Obama and I approved this FISA wiretapping warrant application of my political enemies because George Washington got it wrong with all that 'peaceful transfer of power'-crap."

John McCain would approve,

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (Ndje9)

153 blaster:

https://youtu.be/EzgbcyfJgfQ

The original.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:04 AM (JJZzu)

154 Good instincts. On a side note, I thought Mallory was a hoot.
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?

That guy was pretty good too...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:04 AM (AURKQ)

155 Pretty sure they are a New Jersey tribe.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 09:52 AM (Boy/L)

Illegal alien Hiyadooins.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 10:04 AM (9BLnV)

156 Oh hey CBD, didja see where Facebook's algorithm decided that nude paintings by Rubens are porn?

So, banned.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2018 10:05 AM (0ogQG)

157 The servers are here?

Posted by: Jim H at July 25, 2018 10:06 AM (vE0fx)

158 The Apache!!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb8yg3eu

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 10:06 AM (Ogr1j)

159 https://youtu.be/EzgbcyfJgfQ



The original.





Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:04 AM (JJZzu)



Love that.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4)

160 https://youtu.be/EzgbcyfJgfQ

The original.


I like that.

I guess I know where Chris Isaak's guitarist got his influence now.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:06 AM (DH5wZ)

161 161 Good instincts. On a side note, I thought Mallory was a hoot.
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?

That guy was pretty good too...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:04 AM (AURKQ)

Nick. The pointless things you remember...

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 10:06 AM (7HtZB)

162 Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?



Oh gosh. Here comes another brain fart.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4)

163 Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?



Oh gosh. Here comes another brain fart.
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
--------

Fonzie

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (JJZzu)

164 Judging by the production values of bluebell's link video they must have exceeded their ten dollar production budget by a good 35 cents.

Dear Lord, that was painful to watch.

Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (V+03K)

165 Funny. These guys don't look Apache...

Good morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (UYkjZ)

166 "Apaches"? or "The Apaches! (TM)"

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (RuIsu)

167 I think it's quite good. I also think there isn't a blob on this thread who could draw a stick horse. So, can the criticism and let the rest of us enjoy.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (HLTe8)

168 I love Remington's paintings and bronze works.


Also, it's Yippie-ki-yay M........ker -- John McClaine, in a skyscraper with a sub-machine gun.

Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

169 Agghh.

Endured another morning of NPR affliction. (Wife is lib, and she controls the radio alarm because she gets up earlier than I do.) Cohen tape segment dominates the broadcast. The glee is palpable.

I'd shut it off except that some noise is better than silence when I'm getting ready for work. Besides, the interviews with lawmakers help me locate RINOs.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (Apbdw)

170 Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?



Oh gosh. Here comes another brain fart.
Posted by: grammie winger



Nick Moore, played by Scott Valentine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:09 AM (7/YOc)

171 CBD-I am sending info for a central Jersey meet up. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:09 AM (AllCR)

172 Ha, sorry, JTB! About the most we can say for it is that it looked like they were having fun, at least.

Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:09 AM (JJZzu)

173 176 I'd shut it off except that some noise is better than silence when I'm getting ready for work. Besides, the interviews with lawmakers help me locate RINOs.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (Apbdw)

It's simple. If they're not screaming for every Clinton/Obama apparatchik to be thrown in PMITA prison at a bare minimum, they're a RINO.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:09 AM (UnA8+)

174 Fonzie





Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (JJZzu)



No, that was Happy Days. If I recall correctly his name was Nick, and between he and Mallory, they maybe had half a brain. I'll have to look up who played him. That was a good show.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:09 AM (lwiT4)

175 grammie, I know.



Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:10 AM (JJZzu)

176 Nick Moore, played by Scott Valentine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:09 AM (7/YOc)



Thank you!

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:10 AM (lwiT4)

177 180. This is correct, and demonstrably so.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:10 AM (fA1SL)

178 Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?



Heck, Courtney Cox did 19 episodes on that show.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:10 AM (7/YOc)

179 Cohen is a backstabbing unethical piece of shit scumbag. Davis is almost as bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

180

Apache

https://youtu.be/mYMiEU0vKIM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:12 AM (IqV8l)

181 That fort needs a Gatling Gun or three.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)

182 Have no fear! We lost all our longbows in a great canoeing accident.

Posted by: The Apaches at July 25, 2018 10:12 AM (l9X49)

183 RINOs are best hunted with a .700 Nitro Express. Nothing else gets through the thick hide.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:12 AM (NWiLs)

184

EM CANTABRIAN ALBARCAS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (mPeei)

185 186 Cohen is a backstabbing unethical piece of shit scumbag. Davis is almost as bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

I almost understand a sleazy NYC lawyer flipping. What I don't understand is getting in bed with one of the Clintons' personal snake-men.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (UnA8+)

186 >>186
Cohen is a backstabbing unethical piece of shit scumbag.

He's a lawyer.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (r9UYA)

187 I have a saying that you have to be pretty guilty to hire Lanny Davis.

Whatever it is that SDNY is going after Cohen for, he did it. I do wonder who is paying Davis's tab. It ain't cheap.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (DH5wZ)

188 192 186 Cohen is a backstabbing unethical piece of shit scumbag. Davis is almost as bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

I almost understand a sleazy NYC lawyer flipping. What I don't understand is getting in bed with one of the Clintons' personal snake-men.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (UnA8+)

It's all a big setup.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (NWiLs)

189 That was beautiful, Captain.
Posted by: Cpl. Agarn"

I borrowed it from an Italian guy dressed as an Indian...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (6qErC)

190 So, can the criticism and let the rest of us enjoy.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (HLTe

Are you new around here?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 10:14 AM (wYseH)

191 189 Have no fear! We lost all our longbows in a great canoeing accident.
Posted by: The Apaches at July 25, 2018 10:12 AM (l9X49)

That's funny!

We just lost all our canoes in a great longbow accident!

Posted by: The 7th Cavalry at July 25, 2018 10:14 AM (AURKQ)

192 What's a pache?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (2NqXo)

193 Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.

The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (7/YOc)

194 Is it not correct that, in addition to China (PRC), that the Unites States and Taiwan (ROC) claim that there is but one China and Taiwan is part of China?

The prior usage by the airlines accepted political reality, but why would they risk profits to maintain such a usage?


Posted by: RioBravo at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (5NMZN)

195 187

Apache

https://youtu.be/mYMiEU0vKIM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:12 AM (IqV8l)

That's one badass gunship.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

196 Does anybody really need a gun?

Just come get us and we'll be there that same day.

Posted by: Mayor of Ft. Apache at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (CE5C/)

197 Who was the cut-rent, leather-clad Stallone knock off that Mallory was dating on that show?



Oh gosh. Here comes another brain fart.
Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
--------

Fonzie



Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2018 10:07 AM (JJZzu)


Eric von Zipper.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (kqsXK)

198 193 >>186
Cohen is a backstabbing unethical piece of shit scumbag.

He's a lawyer.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (r9UYA)

*rubs temples*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (NWiLs)

199 Regarding yesterday's painting, I have seen that one a million times (pictures of it, I mean), and did not realize until yesterday that he's staring off into a fog filled rocky landscape. I always thought it was water, and he was standing on the rocky shore.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (9chmE)

200 199 What's a pache?

Posted by: Gary Johnson at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (2NqXo)

"Whenna you jeans-a getta ze holes, You gotta sew 'em a patchy-patchy, capisce?"

--Some Italian.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

201 Heck, Courtney Cox did 19 episodes on that show.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:10 AM (7/YOc)

https://youtu.be/129kuDCQtHs?t=2m25s

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (wYseH)

202 Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.



The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.



Oh my.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)

203 >>200
Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.



The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

Posted by: rickb223

Whoa! Crack is a terrible drug.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

204 Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.


I was looking for caps from the one movie where she took her kit off in the sauna and I saw what she looks like now.

Time and plastic surgery have not been kind.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (fuK7c)

205 174 I think it's quite good. I also think there isn't a blob on this thread who could draw a stick horse. So, can the criticism and let the rest of us enjoy.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 25, 2018 10:08 AM (HLTe

Don't ask us to not do that voodoo that we do so well.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:17 AM (NWiLs)

206 That horse does have high cheekbones...

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at July 25, 2018 10:17 AM (7A6l6)

207 "Whenna you jeans-a getta ze holes, You gotta sew 'em a patchy-patchy, capisce?"

--Some Italian.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (UnA8+)

Euripides!

Posted by: Mr. Kotter's Uncle, Stavros at July 25, 2018 10:17 AM (AURKQ)

208 We come riding into town a whompin and a stompin

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 10:17 AM (JFO2v)

209 My mom's boyfriend likes me!

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:18 AM (XKabo)

210 As we all know real men ride horses snowflakes ride bicycles with training wheels

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (FLiOE)

211 I almost understand a sleazy NYC lawyer flipping. What I don't understand is getting in bed with one of the Clintons' personal snake-men.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (UnA8+)

For a suicide prevention plan and life insurance. Those are strong motivators.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (ue+Wr)

212 210 >>200
Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.



The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

Posted by: rickb223

Whoa! Crack is a terrible drug.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

Eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (NWiLs)

213 Cohen is a backstabbing unethical piece of shit scumbag.


----------------------
He's a lawyer.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:13 AM (r9UYA)



*rubs temples*



Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (NWiLs)


No man, you're cool! You're one of the good ones*.



*Black guys sometimes tell me that, when they're complaining about "the man."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (9chmE)

214 And the horse's ass has followed us here. Going to be one of those days.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (NWiLs)

215 38 Only a penitent man will be granted divine access to Liz's granny panties.
Posted by: Lord Comey at July 25, 2018 09:40 AM (2Mnv1)

yep that a lil vomit right there in the back of my mouth

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (JFO2v)

216 *Black guys sometimes tell me that, when they're complaining about "the man."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (9chmE)

That's funny.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)

217 The question: Do we saddle up and skedaddle or do we try to do a Rourke's Drift?

Answer: If the Apaches have a good tenor section, we leave.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (hLRSq)

218 220 *Black guys sometimes tell me that, when they're complaining about "the man."


Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (9chmE)

I thought "The Man" was Eugene Levy?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (UnA8+)

219 Eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (NWiLs)


Yeah. She's eating too much meth, looks like.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (DH5wZ)

220 220 comments and no one said those cowboys were arriving for the #6 dance??

Who are you people and what have you done with the Horde??

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:21 AM (7/YOc)

221 Answer: If the Apaches have a good tenor section, we leave."

They've got no top tenors, that's for certain...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:21 AM (6qErC)

222 The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (7/YOc)

------------

Well, that is certainly........disappointing to hear. She was an early bank deposit. Gone, now. Poof, goes another one.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 10:21 AM (b3Pum)

223 Whoa, I blinked and there was a cloud of plasma where a comment was.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

224 Who are you people and what have you done with the Horde??"

F Troop > Blazing Saddles...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:22 AM (6qErC)

225 Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.



The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:15 AM (7/YOc)


Funny thing is, I just looked her up the other day. I mentioned her around here... said something about how the older she got, the better she looked. At least up to the point where she appeared in Arrested Development.


She's not that young anymore, so yeah, thin and craggy looking these days, apparently. Still, whoever selected that photo, I'd have to say they have a grudge against her. Because you CAN find better pics of her these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:22 AM (9chmE)

226 227 Who are you people and what have you done with the Horde??

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:21 AM (7/YOc)

THERE IS NO HORDE.

ONLY ZUUL.

Posted by: ZUUL at July 25, 2018 10:22 AM (UnA8+)

227 Even a horse's ass has a valid point from time to time.

Posted by: RioBravo at July 25, 2018 10:23 AM (5NMZN)

228 Cohen is really enhancing the public's opinion of lawyers.

Next, he should strangle a couple of kittens.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 25, 2018 10:23 AM (0ogQG)

229 iirc, Justine had a substance problem back in the days of the show.

Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2018 10:23 AM (ALj3k)

230 So is it confirmed "Mike Deluca" is a trool?

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (NLLmE)

231 No cacti!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (rdl6o)

232 Justine Bateman was still pretty hot when she did that episode of Arrested Development.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (e7Piu)

233 I dunno. A scumbug lawyer like Cohen seems to be would be just the guy I'd want if I was doing business in NYC.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (fA1SL)

234 I dunno, I think Justine Bateman looks hot in a younger-Keith-Richards-crossed-with-a-gremlin kinda way.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (VJvjC)

235 Heck, Courtney Cox did 19 episodes on that show."

And her ex's father was the General on F Troop.

So there.

Courage.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (6qErC)

236 226 Eating disorder.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (NWiLs)

Yeah. She's eating too much meth, looks like.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (DH5wZ)

She looks pretty rough, for sure. I can't find anything about drug use but there is plenty of stuff about her anorexia and bulimia. A long lasting eating disorder will make you look like hell from the malnutrition and overall damage to your body.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM (NWiLs)

237 The reason Hawaii doesn't want the 2d Amendment is they have a whole lotta low IQ folks who get real violent after drinking a few. This might harm their tourist income.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM (2LelM)

238 *Black guys sometimes tell me that, when they're complaining about "the man."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (9chmE)



That's funny.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:20 AM (NWiLs)


Most of the ebon brothers with whom I interact have had significant contact with the criminal justice system. As customers, I mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM (9chmE)

239 237 So is it confirmed "Mike Deluca" is a trool?
Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (NLLmE)

Seems like a reasonable conclusion. We're going to be getting lots more, especially the poll troll subspecies, as November come closer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

240 240 I dunno. A scumbug lawyer like Cohen seems to be would be just the guy I'd want if I was doing business in NYC.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (fA1SL)

Maybe so, but one would still want a "Scumbag Lawyer Goes Native" contingency plan.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM (UnA8+)

241 The hombre riding in has just announced re-supply should be here any day now. General Sessions has staked his reputation this commitment.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM (r9UYA)

242 237 So is it confirmed "Mike Deluca" is a trool?

I don't know if that was intentional or not, but I love the combination of tool with troll. May need to steal it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 25, 2018 10:26 AM (kUmUV)

243 236 iirc, Justine had a substance problem back in the days of the show.
Posted by: davidt at July 25, 2018 10:23 AM (ALj3k)

Could be. Her brother's drug and alcohol abuse seems to be far more widely documented.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:26 AM (NWiLs)

244 237. Duh. His analysis of Helsinki was that senile trump was somehow cucked by Putin.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:26 AM (fA1SL)

245 Is that a pot of beans sitting in the ashes all et up?

Posted by: Lester at July 25, 2018 10:26 AM (LfJIn)

246
I haven't heard any bitchin' from the SJW crew about the new season of "Goliath". Because there's some bad Mexicans involved in gangs, rape, dismemberment, killings.

I rate it ****.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (LOgQ4)

247 Comes. Really need some sleep.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

248 Congratulations to SpaceX on another great barge landing, even in rough seas. Awesome to see.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (Ogr1j)

249 >>247 240 I dunno. A scumbug lawyer like Cohen seems to be would be just the guy I'd want if I was doing business in NYC. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (fA1SL)

It's echt Trump--recall his lengthy retainer of career ferret Roy Cohn.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (Bdeb0)

250 241 I dunno, I think Justine Bateman looks hot in a younger-Keith-Richards-crossed-with-a-gremlin kinda way.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 25, 2018 10:24 AM (VJvjC)

?

wut is this

i can't even

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (AURKQ)

251 For whom it may concern:

CBD has posted in the sidebar an announcement for a Central NJ Moron meet up. That is because I cannot get to the one that's for NJ/NY and I think there are some people who leave near central NJ

For the people who have a heard time meeting people they don't know:

**Many people get a little nervous around people they haven't met or have some social anxiety. Come to the meet up anyway.! :^)

**The meeting is not Weight Watchers. There is no weigh in, nor is it the meeting to decide who's going to be Mr. or Ms. American Moron (Miss America no longer has swimsuit competitions) I say this for people who feel anxious about how they look. Please don't be. I couldn't win a swimsuit competition and I personally care about the person(s) we've gotten to know on the board, not looks

***Yes, you ARE and interesting person and I want us all to offer support and hopefully, humor, good conversation and have drinks and food for people who wish to indulge.

****I am not going to try to exorcise the devil out of you ;^) or thump the Bible. I have been known to occasionally have a drink or two or like to go out for a meal. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (AllCR)

252 >>244
The reason Hawaii doesn't want the 2d Amendment is they have a whole
lotta low IQ folks who get real violent after drinking a few. This might
harm their tourist income.

Posted by: Jiffy

SPAM = Low IQ food.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (r9UYA)

253 Jeez, don't look up Mallory, (Justine Bateman), on IMDb.



The pic they are using suggests that she needs to sneak up on a glass of water to drink it.

Posted by: rickb223

Whoa! Crack is a terrible drug.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

I'm surprised Jason won't use her in Ozark. She could play the meth addict. Without makeup.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 10:28 AM (9BLnV)

254
What's the difference between Michael Cohen and a catfish?

One of them is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller.

The other one's a fish.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 10:28 AM (veoSD)

255 Never squat with your spurs on.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:03 AM


This.

Posted by: The GAINZZ Thread at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (ctuyM)

256 247. Well, I'm sure Donny Two Scoops has nothing to worry about from him. Trump is clean, Cohen's not been charged with anything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)

257 I eat my poop in the shower.

[Don't tell my mom!]

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)

258 The reason Hawaii doesn't want the 2d Amendment is they have a whole
lotta low IQ folks who get real violent after drinking a few. This might
harm their tourist income.

Posted by: Jiffy

You people that think banning guns will solve the problem, pffftt! If they don't use guns, they'll just use lava.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 10:30 AM (9BLnV)

259 Yep, trool.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 25, 2018 10:30 AM (VJvjC)

260 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (AllCR)

Are Lehigh Valley morons invited?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:30 AM (AURKQ)

261 Trump has so far been cucked by Kim, Putin, and China. The only leaders he talks tough with (afterwards) are our allies. What a shocker the guy doesn't inspire a whole lot of loyalty when the ride gets bumpy.
Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)

You spend a lot of time watching CNN, don't you?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 10:30 AM (9BLnV)

262 >>You people that think banning guns will solve the problem, pffftt! If they don't use guns, they'll just use lava.

Death by Magma.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:31 AM (r9UYA)

263 My guess is that Cohen is flopping on Trump cause he aint got the goods to flip.

Guess Mikey missed the "if ya gonna take a swipe at the boss" class along with ethics 101

Posted by: REDACTED at July 25, 2018 10:31 AM (TdS5t)

264 For the people who have a heard time meeting people they don't know
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM


Some people should be seen, and not heard.

Posted by: Marcel Marceau at July 25, 2018 10:31 AM (ctuyM)

265 Cohen turning on Trump so dramatically, and impotently so to speak, seems kind of hinky. Almost like a little Kabuki to entertain and divert the Never-Trumpers. Trump made Cohen, paid him, taught him, and it just seems too pat and shallow like some kind of sting on a stupid schmuck like Mueller and Co.

Posted by: Lester at July 25, 2018 10:31 AM (LfJIn)

266 You spend a lot of time watching CNN, don't you?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Only channel available at the Drool Academy

Posted by: Bruce at July 25, 2018 10:31 AM (dp5JC)

267 Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)

Good try, Mike. keep up the good work and Soros might give you a raise, but I'm not convinced.
Gee-leaders-do a lot of "back and forth" and all try to be the tough guy. What a SURPISE!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:31 AM (AllCR)

268 I've seen a couple of SMH's comments disappear. Did she get Pixybanned?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

269 175 I love Remington's paintings and bronze works. "

I do as well - the 3 best collections of his works that I'm aware of are the Buffalo Bill museum in Cody, Wyoming; the Amon Carter Museum of American Art in Fort Worth, and the small but extremely well supplied Sid Richardson Museum in downtown Fort Worth. The painting featured above is currently displayed in the Sid Richardson.

Remington has a reputation as a realistic artist, but if you look at his backgrounds you will see that he can be very impressionistic. In this painting, for example, the expanse of the west and the hills in the distant are conveyed simply by swirls of blue and yellow, nothing more. And yet the impression they give is a perfect background for the action in the foreground.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (k1TUh)

270 Congratulations to SpaceX on another great barge landing, even in rough seas. Awesome to see.

Land one on a crabbing vessel in the Bering Sea and then we're talkin'.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (QrTqV)

271 I have a hard time meeting people I know.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (NLLmE)

272 Remember, one cannot be a leftist if your hair isn't on fire.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (l80ei)

273 Your random wikilink of the day:

In 2009, Dartz attained notoriety with its Prombron model, in part because it was originally available in upholstered leather made from the foreskins of whale penises, which the company subsequently dropped after the controversy was publicized.[6]

Posted by: dIb at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (VJOLZ)

274 Congratulations to SpaceX on another great barge landing, even in rough seas. Awesome to see.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (Ogr1j)

-------------------------------------
It's just a Musk fraud! Don't fall for it!

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (5NMZN)

275 Well, I'm sure Donny Two Scoops has nothing to worry about from him. Trump is clean, Cohen's not been charged with anything.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (fA1SL)


Cohen is getting the Paul Ryan Express and/or the Dread Justice Roberts treatment. As in, they got the goods on him (live boys and/or dead girls), so now they're going to use him. Not prosecute him.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:33 AM (9chmE)

276 Courtney Cox was hot on Family Ties. Even as a little kid I knew what I liked.

Posted by: brak at July 25, 2018 10:33 AM (VckGX)

277 In the washed up delusional cuck category, I present you Paul Ryan.

Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way" Not Trump's "Make America Great Again" Platform
-GP


Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

278 especially the poll troll subspecies
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:25 AM


I'm glad you spelled that poll.

Posted by: Stormy D. at July 25, 2018 10:33 AM (ctuyM)

279 (259) All Cousin Population. It's a real problem.

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 10:33 AM (RuIsu)

280 Are Lehigh Valley morons invited?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:30 AM (AURKQ)

Yes; If it's not to far to go everybody is invited.:^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (AllCR)

281 Test

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (51Lal)

282 CBD-I am sending info for a central Jersey meet up. Thanks.

Central Jersey, like the Pine Barrens? I smell a trap...

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (QrTqV)

283 Ook...that's better.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (51Lal)

284 287-Make that "too" far.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (AllCR)

285 288 Test
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (51Lal)

Negative. What a relief!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (NWiLs)

286 265 The reason Hawaii doesn't want the 2d Amendment is they have a whole
lotta low IQ folks who get real violent after drinking a few. This might
harm their tourist income.

Posted by: Jiffy

You people that think banning guns will solve the problem, pffftt! If they don't use guns, they'll just use lava.
--------------------------
Ever hang out with Hawaiians and Samoans? Nice people until there's alcohol consumed. Samoans are dumb as a rock.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)

287 Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)



You spend a lot of time watching CNN, don't you?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 10:30 AM (9BLnV)


And fapping to recent photos of Justine Bateman.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:35 AM (9chmE)

288 275 I've seen a couple of SMH's comments disappear. Did she get Pixybanned?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

---

I use my phone as a hotspot...so funky things are inevitable, especially with Pixy.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:35 AM (51Lal)

289 I use my phone as a hotspot...so funky things are inevitable, especially with Pixy.
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:35 AM (51Lal)

Ah so.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:36 AM (NWiLs)

290 Test"

Don't get ... testy.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 25, 2018 10:36 AM (6qErC)

291 Ever hang out with Hawaiians and Samoans? Nice people until there's alcohol consumed. Samoans are dumb as a rock.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)

What is it about island nations and not being able to hold your liquor without turning into a raving, violent lunatic?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2018 10:36 AM (AURKQ)

292 Central Jersey, like the Pine Barrens? I smell a trap...


Is not problem. You with silly city shoes.

Posted by: Russian Guy from that Sopranos Episode at July 25, 2018 10:36 AM (fuK7c)

293 Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way" Not Trump's "Make America Great Again" Platform

-------------------------------

"Better Way" sounds like his after-gym "buddies group" meeting up at the local hotel.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (5NMZN)

294 Paul Ryan sounds like a jealous little bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (NWiLs)

295 Central Jersey is not the Pine Barrens, but I like the Pine Barrens. I have no plans however, to stuff you in the back of my car and bury you there unless you REALLY annoy me. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (AllCR)

296 284 In the washed up delusional cuck category, I present you Paul Ryan.

Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way" Not Trump's "Make America Great Again" Platform
-GP


Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 10:33 AM (r9UYA)

I have no idea what his "Better Way" Platform is and that he even had one. And I keep up with politics and news my entire life.

He is delusional and is making a move to run as a 3rd party candidate in 2020, just as I predicted when he announced his retirement.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (ue+Wr)

297 289-For t-bird.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (AllCR)

298 Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way" Not Trump's "Make America Great Again" Platform

-------------------------------

"Better Way" sounds like his after-gym "buddies group" meeting up at the local hotel.


Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (5NMZN)


Paul Ryan's favorite comedian is James Gunn.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (9chmE)

299 12 The horse looks kinda frantic.

I hate it when they pull that hard.
Posted by: John F'n Kerry

You ain't kiddin' about that!

You should try being beaten like you are rented!

Posted by: Robt Mueller at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (Vs607)

300 What is it about island nations and not being able to hold your liquor without turning into a raving, violent lunatic?

You take that back!

Posted by: Britain and Ireland at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (QrTqV)

301 Toronto shooter watched ISIS videos, lived in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and now ISIS is claiming credit for the shooting.

Canada has ruled out terrorism.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (DH5wZ)

302 302 Central Jersey is not the Pine Barrens, but I like the Pine Barrens. I have no plans however, to stuff you in the back of my car and bury you there unless you REALLY annoy me. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (AllCR)

---

Don't piss Fen off.

Got it.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (51Lal)

303 301 Paul Ryan sounds like a jealous little bitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (NWiLs)



Certainly does. Talk about Mr Sulu disease.

Posted by: eleven at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (NLLmE)

304 What is it about island nations and not being able to hold your liquor without turning into a raving, violent lunatic?

wut?

We can hold our liquor!

Posted by: Ireland at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (VJOLZ)

305 288 Test
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (51Lal)

Oh crap! I forgot to study.

Posted by: Kris at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (OyyDO)

306 Sorry 302 is for t-bird who posted at 289.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:39 AM (AllCR)

307 So, the horse and rider has broken through from the "Take on Me" world to warn of the coming Apaches?


Impressive.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:39 AM (jjaLl)

308 I stayed with the PX90 workout until I could literally crush guys between my thighs.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at July 25, 2018 10:39 AM (HiLJ1)

309 >>his after-gym "buddies group" meeting up at the local hotel. Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM (5NMZN)

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body."

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)

310 Congratulations to SpaceX on another great barge landing, even in rough seas. Awesome to see.

Land one on a crabbing vessel in the Bering Sea and then we're talkin'.
Posted by: t-bird


Yeah. You know you're in the shit when the Coast Guard can't lower a rescue swimmer onto the deck.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (7/YOc)

311 From Lenin to Hitler and from Mao to Obama, the left uses the same old tactics in implementing their overarching strategies.

1. Propaganda messaging. If you repeat a lie long enough, people will begin to believe it.

2. Divide the masses. Get one group pitted against the other, and or create scapegoats that the public can channel their anger against. In Vladimir Lenin's day, it was the bourgeoisie. In Hitler's day, it was the Jews. These days, the left has channeled their angst against Christians, conservatives, and Israel.

3. A natural precursor or even an outcropping of dividing the masses is creating identity politics. What this does is create victimhood classes who demand retribution for real or imaginary slights, crimes, and abuses committed against them.

4. Harass, sabotage, protest, and use violent tactics to intimidate and silence your opponents.

The leftists are in this for the long game and any election, judicial ruling, media loss, anything that does not advance their cause is automatically deemed illegitimate. If a judicial ruling is emplaced that advances their cause, it is as if it had been written in stone ex. Roe v. Wade. If it does not advance or help their cause Defense of Marriage Act, they will work relentlessly until it is changed. The embracement of wickedness as a right and a norm, not only has the foreboding of divine judgment, but the increasing constraints of legal, physical, mental, and emotional bondage that becomes overbearing to a population. This becomes increasingly self-evident as politicians and leaders descend into madness and intend on dragging everyone else along with them.

Americans are unaware of a decline in our individual liberty, and the reason is obvious. The decline rarely takes the form of sudden deprivations but, instead, takes the form of unnoticed erosion and thus, we come to regard whatever state we are in, as a normal condition.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)

312 Paul Ryan is already in the "who cares" category of former politicians. Kevin McCarthy is my new hate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (Ogr1j)

313 Actually, depending on how "central" a Central Jersey MoMee was I might peek in and wave hi. Are we talking Trenton central or further north or south?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

314 Trump has so far been cucked by Kim, Putin, and China. The only leaders he talks tough with (afterwards) are our allies. What a shocker the guy doesn't inspire a whole lot of loyalty when the ride gets bumpy.
Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)

You fit the profile of James Hodgkinson. Good Luck with that.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (ue+Wr)

315

Hurry hurry hurry. Step right up!

Everyone's a wynner!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (IqV8l)

316 It's a bit before the primary, but I am already torn between Ryan/McMullin and Romney/Flake. Maybe Sasse will jump in.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (5NMZN)

317 Paul Ryan is on meth or something.

Has anyone ever heard of "A Better Way?" That was a thing? Where could one buy a "Better Way" hat? Or shirt?

Where are all the memes playing off of a Better Way?



Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (DH5wZ)

318 Central Jersey is not the Pine Barrens, but I like the Pine Barrens. I have no plans however, to stuff you in the back of my car and bury you there unless you REALLY annoy me. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:37 AM


So Pine Barrens is buzzion central?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (ctuyM)

319 Toronto shooter watched ISIS videos, lived in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and now ISIS is claiming credit for the shooting.

Canada has ruled out terrorism.
Posted by: blaster


That's the best way to get moar terrorism.

ISIS is sitting there wondering wtf they have to do to get credit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:42 AM (7/YOc)

320 1. Propaganda messaging. If you repeat a lie long enough, people will begin to believe it.

2. Divide the masses. Get one group pitted against the other, and or create scapegoats that the public can channel their anger against. In Vladimir Lenin's day, it was the bourgeoisie. In Hitler's day, it was the Jews. These days, the left has channeled their angst against Christians, conservatives, and Israel.

3. A natural precursor or even an outcropping of dividing the masses is creating identity politics. What this does is create victimhood classes who demand retribution for real or imaginary slights, crimes, and abuses committed against them.

4. Harass, sabotage, protest, and use violent tactics to intimidate and silence your opponents.

The leftists are in this for the long game and any election, judicial ruling, media loss, anything that does not advance their cause is automatically deemed illegitimate. If a judicial ruling is emplaced that advances their cause, it is as if it had been written in stone ex. Roe v. Wade. If it does not advance or help their cause Defense of Marriage Act, they will work relentlessly until it is changed. The embracement of wickedness as a right and a norm, not only has the foreboding of divine judgment, but the increasing constraints of legal, physical, mental, and emotional bondage that becomes overbearing to a population. This becomes increasingly self-evident as politicians and leaders descend into madness and intend on dragging everyone else along with them.

Americans are unaware of a decline in our individual liberty, and the reason is obvious. The decline rarely takes the form of sudden deprivations but, instead, takes the form of unnoticed erosion and thus, we come to regard whatever state we are in, as a normal condition.

this x1000, this this this!

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 25, 2018 10:42 AM (0OmEj)

321 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

30 minutes North of Princeton. Would love to meet you, but if it's too much of a hike maybe you can arrange your own PA area meet up!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:43 AM (AllCR)

322 Speaking of the painting, it reminds me of the Marty Robbins song, El Paso, which I just listened to.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 10:43 AM (nBr1j)

323 300 Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way"

Better Way is his open borders, NAFTA and Chamber of Commerce cronies path to serfdom. Yeah that worked really well in the primaries for !Jeb!. There must be a contract on knocking his teeth out if he doesn't tow the line as long as he is in Congress. Bug eyed and scared he is.

Posted by: Lester at July 25, 2018 10:43 AM (LfJIn)

324
It's a bit before the primary, but I am already torn between Ryan/McMullin and Romney/Flake. Maybe Sasse will jump in.


Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (5NMZN)



What passes for local news here was noting that Jill Biden is coming to town. What the heck, man, who cares what Jill Biden is up to...

Unless.....

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (9chmE)

325 Americans are unaware of a decline in our individual liberty, and the reason is obvious. The decline rarely takes the form of sudden deprivations but, instead, takes the form of unnoticed erosion and thus, we come to regard whatever state we are in, as a normal condition.
Posted by: wrg500


We lost liberty when you couldn't buy M-80's, play with lawn darts, or shoot rats at the dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (7/YOc)

326 Thems cowboys better call in an airstrike.

Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (gmo/4)

327 Has anyone ever heard of "A Better Way?"

No, I think his version was called "A Beta Way".

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (DCYln)

328 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:27 AM (AllCR)

I would like to come, Fenelon, but I'll be busy escorting a young lady to Ascot -

https://tinyurl.com/y8m4lg57

- and despite your kind words, I don't think I could work up the courage to go. I'll be happy to stand a round of drinks, though. I'll e-mail you details.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (kqsXK)

329 That's DOCTOR Jill Biden, bitch!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (HiLJ1)

330 I know the real reason, but what is the official fake reason for why Mueller is interested in Trump paying a former playmate several years before he decided to run for President?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2018 10:45 AM (UfkIY)

331 I much prefer Charlie Russell as a Western artist, he was the real deal.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at July 25, 2018 10:45 AM (yScAF)

332 We lost liberty when you couldn't buy M-80's, play with lawn darts, or shoot rats at the dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (7/YOc)

Geez, I'm so old I remember doing that as a kid. Ya can't do that no more?

Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2018 10:45 AM (gmo/4)

333 nice comnent wrg.

morning SMH.

insomniac , i'm wondering why there was little shrieking by such as aclu with the atty's (cohen) raid.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)

334 103
I like one of the comments on Bluebell's horrifying video: "Their budget was $1000. They spend $990 on LSD."


Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)


And out of 15 takes, only one was made with the girls wearing clothes.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (q1VoB)

335 Actually, depending on how "central" a Central Jersey MoMee was I might
peek in and wave hi. Are we talking Trenton central or further north or
south?


How about the Boat House in Lambertville?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7swf9rt

Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (Ogr1j)

336 I have no idea what his "Better Way" Platform is and that he even had one. And I keep up with politics and news my entire life.


That's because during interviews he tells people to go to a website, thinking it's cool and hip, instead of rattling off several key points of his initiative. He did that during the health care debate prior to the repeal vote. I was screaming at the television! Then I realized he wasn't much of a leader.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (rdl6o)

337 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (kqsXK)

That's very nice of you. Considering arranging your own meet up. I think everybody would like to meet MPPPP. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (AllCR)

338
I know the real reason, but what is the official fake reason for why
Mueller is interested in Trump paying a former playmate several years
before he decided to run for President?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at July 25, 2018 10:45 AM (UfkIY)

------------------------------
A Russsssian playmate, obviously. Or a Russian once hired the playmate.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (5NMZN)

339 332 We lost liberty when you couldn't buy M-80's, play with lawn darts, or shoot rats at the dump.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (7/YOc)

Rats?

Or Hobos?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (UnA8+)

340 217
As we all know real men ride horses snowflakes ride bicycles with training wheels


Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 25, 2018 10:19 AM (FLiOE)


Speaking of biking, did anyone see Yates take a 45 MPH spill while in the lead of the final descent int he 16th Stage of the Tour de France last night?

He had to a take bike off the neutral services support vehicle to finish the race. Lost is balls in the corners and could not keep up with the two guys who passed him while he was getting a fresh ride.

ANYONE?????

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (ymnmz)

341 328 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

30 minutes North of Princeton. Would love to meet you, but if it's too much of a hike maybe you can arrange your own PA area meet up!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:43 AM (AllCR)

It might be feasible, depending on some factors...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

342 Trump has so far been cucked by Kim, Putin, and China. The only leaders
he talks tough with (afterwards) are our allies. What a shocker the guy
doesn't inspire a whole lot of loyalty when the ride gets bumpy.

Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)




What a ridiculous comment. We are all dumber for having read it. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (jjaLl)

343 Failed former NJ governor, Whitman writes op-ed calling for Trump to resign. I hate these people more than any democrat- voting , drunk driving illegal alien.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 10:47 AM (EZkQC)

344 337 I know the real reason, but what is the official fake reason for why Mueller is interested in Trump paying a former playmate several years before he decided to run for President?
---------------------------
Same legal reasoning Manafort is in solitary confinement - cuz Mueller is a dick with no adult supervision.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 10:47 AM (2LelM)

345 30 minutes North of Princeton.


Hmmm. One of my most notorious HS cross country meets was in Bernardsville.

Close?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:47 AM (fuK7c)

346 Posted by: Huck Follywood, dedicated to coffee at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (Ogr1j)

See! See! You too can arrange your own meet up, :^) and while I would like to meet everyone I cannot spend every Saturday at boozy gatherings because I work on Sunday. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (AllCR)

347 Posted by: willow

See, see! I'm not as dumb as I look.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)

348 326 Toronto shooter watched ISIS videos, lived in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and now ISIS is claiming credit for the shooting.

Canada has ruled out terrorism.
Posted by: blaster


That's the best way to get moar terrorism.

ISIS is sitting there wondering wtf they have to do to get credit.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:42 AM (7/YOc)

Sadly true. Also part of what happens when we elect a cool Prime Minister with a double digit IS.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (nBr1j)

349 Morning all... Trump been impeached yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (O2RFr)

350

A Better Way
For the People

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (IqV8l)

351 willow!

Just getting ready for my trip down to GA with the hubby Friday.

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (51Lal)

352 He had to a take bike off the neutral services support vehicle to finish the race. Lost is balls in the corners and could not keep up with the two guys who passed him while he was getting a fresh ride.

ANYONE?????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


There's a bicycle race? Where?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (7/YOc)

353 IQ not IS.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 10:49 AM (nBr1j)

354 - and despite your kind words, I don't think I could work up the courage to go


Poppins, you did it once and everybody loved you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

355 insomniac , i'm wondering why there was little shrieking by such as aclu with the atty's (cohen) raid.
Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)

That's easy. The ACLU had gone full progressive. They've even abandoned their previous hardline position on First Amendment rights.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

356 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:47 AM (fuK7c)

I'm sure my son's CC team ran there too. We are about 40 minutes South.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:49 AM (AllCR)

357 349
Trump has so far been cucked by Kim, Putin, and China. The only leaders

he talks tough with (afterwards) are our allies. What a shocker the guy

doesn't inspire a whole lot of loyalty when the ride gets bumpy.


Posted by: Mike DeLuca at July 25, 2018 10:29 AM (XKabo)




What a ridiculous comment. We are all dumber for having read it. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:46 AM (jjaLl)



This is what a cucking looks like!

Posted by: $1Billion in Paletized Cash to Iran! at July 25, 2018 10:49 AM (ymnmz)

358 Jeff Sessions is a disgrace and the GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 25, 2018 10:49 AM (2JcMg)

359 Wasn't whitman the one that quit the EPA because W was too mean?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (wGbBR)

360 There's a bicycle race? Where?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (7/YOc)

---------------------
Follow the tear gas cloud. Can't miss it.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (5NMZN)

361 I love Remington.


Mornin' hordlings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (ptqGC)

362 So we got a troll

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (O2RFr)

363 326 Toronto shooter watched ISIS videos, lived in Pakistan and Afghanistan, and now ISIS is claiming credit for the shooting.



Canada has ruled out terrorism.

Posted by: blaster





That's the best way to get moar terrorism.



ISIS is sitting there wondering wtf they have to do to get credit.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:42 AM (7/YOc)



Sadly true. Also part of what happens when we elect a cool Prime Minister with a double digit IS.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (nBr1j)

I'm old enough to remember when you didn't mess with Canada or Canadians.

Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (gmo/4)

364 Bicycle race? Mostly white, from what I can see.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

365 >>Speaking of biking, did anyone see Yates take a 45 MPH spill while in the lead of the final descent int he 16th Stage of the Tour de France last night?

No. We lost our liberty when cyclists in bike racing who fell were not summarily shot and taken to the knacker.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)

366 I just saw some commercial for Bonobos (whatever that is) on a sports network pushing some narrative about how the definition of "masculine" is too rough, that it should include being a cuck, tranny, crying lil' bitch, etc.


It just never stops, does it? Never.

They are gonna manjaw up the ladies and turn the men into soy-boys whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 25, 2018 10:51 AM (VJvjC)

367 I love Remington.


Mornin' hordlings.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


I do too.
Tried Mossberg once.

Once.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:51 AM (7/YOc)

368 I don't want to read it, but for anyone who did what is
Whitman's rationale for Trump resigning?

P.S. For anyone that didn't know she's RINO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:51 AM (AllCR)

369 Wasn't whitman the one that quit the EPA because W was too mean?


I thought she got caught not paying FICA, Medicare and taxes for a housekeeper/sitter.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (rdl6o)

370 No. We lost our liberty when cyclists in bike racing who fell were not summarily shot and taken to the knacker.


Why the shooting before the knackering? Seems wasteful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (fuK7c)

371 My prog newspaper is clutching its pearls over Brian Kemp winning the Repub. primary for gov.


They're trying to restrain themselves from being too giddy over Stacey Abrams (black, female, "progressive," Chicago native) because apparently she has some problems with the IRS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (ptqGC)

372 I think when they initially went after 'cohen' they had the wrong atty and said He had been I Prague (Russian collusion!)

once they found out they fingered the wrong guy in for a penny in for a pound as they say. So raid Cohens office on that initial lie, and their we go with payments to well stormy (have no idea what you guys see in that gal, gross) but anyway.. they do double down on their lies .
I suppose they would think we cared about Trumps adventures, and I might if it weren't a paid proposition between two adults.


and what are ndas anyway?
Only for people that aren't natural law breakers I guess.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)

373 Americans are unaware of a decline in our individual
liberty, and the reason is obvious. The decline rarely takes the form
of sudden deprivations but, instead, takes the form of unnoticed erosion
and thus, we come to regard whatever state we are in, as a normal
condition.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 10:40 AM (Bdeb0)



Cool, you write for the Omega Letter?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (jjaLl)

374 Sadly true. Also part of what happens when we elect a cool Prime Minister with a double digit IS.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 10:48 AM (nBr1j)


True enough, but US is quick to dismiss terrorism as a motive, too.

Because reasons.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (DH5wZ)

375 "Pain is just weakness leaving the body."
Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:39 AM (Bdeb0)

The Cross Fit Slogan keeping orthopedic surgeons and physical therapists wallets nice and fat.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (ue+Wr)

376 there we go*

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (dPd5y)

377 369 So we got a troll
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (O2RFr)

[Shrug] Next time we'll use a condom.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (RD7QR)

378

Ladybug, silver dollar, rabbit's foot,
With a four leaf clover and a horseshoe.

Posted by: Soothi at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (5v4p1)

379 I know this is a really complicated concept for some of you, but maybe with enough repetition it will sink in. Perhaps some remedial lessons would help....

DON'T QUOTE THE FVCKING TROLLS!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (wYseH)

380 and what are ndas anyway?
Only for people that aren't natural law breakers I guess.
Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)

Non-disclosure agreements. They're extremely common in a number of contexts, including the due diligence phase of corporate transactions.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

381 The art: Looks like Liawatha's ancestor beat feet (abandoned pot with prairie crabs being prepared) when she heard the cowboys coming.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (ptqGC)

382 377 Why the shooting before the knackering? Seems wasteful.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:52 AM (fuK7c)

It's been determined that the kill is always the highest priority.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (UnA8+)

383 Wishbone, shamrocks got me shook
Singin' Abracadabra in a cat's eye.

Posted by: Soothi at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (5v4p1)

384 NDAs keep honest people honest.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (fuK7c)

385 >>>So is it confirmed "Mike Deluca" is a trool?

Yes. We have a fingerprint match.

Posted by: CSI: troll at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)

386 >>376 Wasn't whitman the one that quit the EPA because W was too mean?

Wasn't Whitman the one that had more than a passing resemblance to Sidney Biddle Barrows?

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)

387 Paul Ryan is on meth or something.

Has anyone ever heard of "A Better Way?" That was a thing? Where could one buy a "Better Way" hat? Or shirt?

Where are all the memes playing off of a Better Way?



Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:41 AM (DH5wZ)

Yes, Ryan introduced his "Better Way" direction when the Congress reconvened after Trump was elected. He held a press conference with examples of the numerous page booklet titled, "A Better Way" and it included the replacement for Obamacare, Tax reform, etc. It was the playbook for the Republican congress. What he didn't count on was jerks like McCain, etc. who would vote no on repealing Obamacare, etc. It was very detailed, etc and a lot of it was enacted, as it had support by Trump.


Most of the posters on here completely ignored it because they had already decided Paul Ryan was an asshole for withdrawing his support of Trump pre election when the Billy Bush tape dropped and they decided to block out anything Ryan said or did from then on.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (BrbGR)

388 So we got a troll

Just wait until September, when Gerg the poll troll emerges from its slumber to predict a blue wave election landslide.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (rdl6o)

389 >>It's been determined that the kill is always the highest priority. Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (UnA8+)

In polite company it's referred to as "the harvest."

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

390 289 CBD-I am sending info for a central Jersey meet up. Thanks.

Central Jersey, like the Pine Barrens? I smell a trap...
Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (QrTqV)

The local AM talk host here in Philly raves about the Pic-a-lilli Inn in Shamong NJ, says they have the best wings he's ever tasted.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

391 Pest control guy should be here any minute. We're overrun with black spiders. {{{yuge shudders}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)

392 STUDY: Women Don't Want to Date Vegetarian Men

The study, "Eating Meat Makes You Sexy: Conformity to Dietary Gender Norms and Practices," was published in the recent issue of Psychology of Men and Masculinity and was led by University of Padova researchers Susanna Timeo and Caterina Suitner.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/study-women-dont-want-to-date-vegetarian-men/

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (51Lal)

393 Yes, Ryan introduced his "Better Way" direction when the Congress reconvened after Trump was elected.

So Ryan is lying about it being why the Republicans got elected, then?

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (DH5wZ)

394 398 Pest control guy should be here any minute. We're overrun with black spiders. {{{yuge shudders}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)

Have you considered gentrifying?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

395 Cool, you write for the Omega Letter?
Posted by: SSBN 656

No read this on Rapture Ready and though it was so true that it needed shared.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (Bdeb0)

396 Have a lovely time with Husband! SMH

Insomniac, I have to admit to having the ACLUs mask fall off was amazing to witness.

I had really thought , we I don't agree with everything but at least they have some ideals worthfighting for that are good for all of us.

yeah 'im a slow learner.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (dPd5y)

397 391
NDAs keep honest people honest.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 10:54 AM (fuK7c)


Forget who said it - "If you don't have a deal when you shake a man's hand, getting it in writing isn't going to change who the man is."

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (q1VoB)

398 So is it confirmed "Mike Deluca" is a trool?

Yes. We have a fingerprint match.
Posted by: CSI: troll


WINONA! WINONA! WINONA!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:57 AM (7/YOc)

399 Have you considered gentrifying?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (NWiLs)


*snort*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:57 AM (ptqGC)

400 >>Shamong NJ, says they have the best wings he's ever tasted. Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

"Shamong." Not unlike PA, proof that most NJ towns and "townships" are Irish-Vietnamese portmanteaus.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

401

We lost liberty when you couldn't buy M-80's, play with lawn darts, or shoot rats at the dump.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 10:44 AM (7/YOc)


We lost our liberty when we could no longer plink at redcoats!

Where have you gone Lord Cornwallis?
Our people turn their lonely muskets
To you woo-woo-woo.....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 10:58 AM (hLRSq)

402 398 Pest control guy should be here any minute. We're overrun with black spiders. {{{yuge shudders}}}


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 10:55 AM (ptqGC)

WHITE FLIGHT!
WHITE FLIGHT!

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 10:58 AM (UnA8+)

403 don't want to read it, but for anyone who did what is
Whitman's rationale for Trump resigning?

P.S. For anyone that didn't know she's RINO.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 10:51 AM (AllCR

She picked up the Left's talking points and had to retire to the fainting couch because of Trump's actions in Helsinki.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 10:58 AM (EZkQC)

404 Insomniac, yes my nda's question was tongue in cheek.
"only good for people that wouldn't want to break law willfully"
see Benghazi survivors.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:58 AM (dPd5y)

405 369 So we got a troll
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2018 10:50 AM (O2RFr)

A cave troll?

Posted by: Boromir at July 25, 2018 10:58 AM (7HtZB)

406 Internet thinks it's smart. I'm getting ads for Latin Singles. Where did they get the notion I am looking for Latinas to date.

Stupid internet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2018 10:59 AM (xPJvm)

407
I know this is a really complicated concept for some of you, but maybe
with enough repetition it will sink in. Perhaps some remedial lessons
would help....

DON'T QUOTE THE FVCKING TROLLS!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (wYseH)



Insult aside, why is that again? If someone wants to comment on an idiotic statement by a troll, what's the harm in quoting them, so people down-stream can have a frame of reference? I'm asking sincerely.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:59 AM (jjaLl)

408 413 Insomniac, yes my nda's question was tongue in cheek.
"only good for people that wouldn't want to break law willfully"
see Benghazi survivors.
Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 10:58 AM (dPd5y)

In that case it was about intimidation and suppressing the truth.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 25, 2018 10:59 AM (NWiLs)

409 Googling it, looks like Ryan did actually propose Better Way around June 2016.

One of the references in the wiki article is to an article in National Review (spit) titled "The Great Ignored Agenda."

Why is Ryan bothering to try to burnish his credentials? He is retiring.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:59 AM (DH5wZ)

410 When questioned about this alleged hacking by Fox News, Putin (who had worked as a spy in his previous career) had trouble keeping a straight face and clearly enjoyed the moment. He pointed out that the hacked/leaked emails showed a clear pattern of wrongdoing: DNC officials conspired to steal the electoral victory in the Democratic Primary from Bernie Sanders, and after this information had been leaked they were forced to resign. If the Russian hack did happen, then it was the Russians working to save American democracy from itself. So, where's the gratitude? Where's the love? Oh, and why are the DNC perps not in jail?

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 25, 2018 11:00 AM (e8kgV)

411 Morning all.

On Duty down here but they did not book me any patients till 12:30...Ah ya gotta love Gov Work. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 11:00 AM (V+Su2)

412 Trolls. The one-note vuvuzela of the blog world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2018 11:00 AM (xPJvm)

413 What is it about island nations and not being able to hold your liquor without turning into a raving, violent lunatic?

wut?

We can hold our liquor!
Posted by: Ireland at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (VJOLZ)

With either hand! Or with both hands! The feet thing is a little harder.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 11:00 AM (9BLnV)

414 I should really do something.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:01 AM (lwiT4)

415 No read this on Rapture Ready and though it was so true that it needed shared.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (Bdeb0)



No doubt, it was an excellent post. Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 11:01 AM (jjaLl)

416 Is anyone interested in a SE PA meetup? Would include NoDel as well.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 11:01 AM (nGRtn)

417 I'm asking sincerely.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:59 AM (jjaLl)

1. Because the owner of this blog has asked politely about 800 times.

2. The cobloggers and moderators often edit the troll's comments so they are less offensive. But people who quote the trolls screw that up.

3. But mostly 1.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH)

418 422 Trolls. The one-note vuvuzela of the blog world.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 25, 2018 11:00 AM (xPJvm)

Vuvuzelas.... *sigh* 2010... back when I wasn't a diabetes-deserving, kidney-failure deserving fatty...

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (UnA8+)

419 Would include NoDel as well.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 11:01 AM (nGRtn)

Is Delaware a state?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH)

420 insomniac, exactly right.

I find it interesting left trolls care a bit about sexual gratification paid for.

Or Russian collusion as an argument. with the left sucking Putin D*** for a generation.

and How about Blood for money! Uranium 1 anyone!

go away you creepy liar

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (dPd5y)

421 Thank you ScoggDog. That'll work.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:03 AM (lwiT4)

422 289
CBD-I am sending info for a central Jersey meet up. Thanks.



Central Jersey, like the Pine Barrens? I smell a trap...

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 10:34 AM (QrTqV)

----Pine Barrens are Southern Jersey. There is no Central Jersey. There is North Jersey (in reality the 6th boro of NYC), there is Southern Jersey, there is The Shore. What is called Central Jersey is simply a demilitarized zone with its own area code of 908.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 25, 2018 11:03 AM (dGJws)

423 grammie , you can come here and clean the pond. I will tell everyone how hard You worked.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:03 AM (dPd5y)

424 Is Delaware a state?

No, and Pennsylvania demands that you quit referring to it as such. It's a county.

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2018 11:04 AM (g0Lfb)

425 Who took my Doritos man!



Posted by: john boehner at July 25, 2018 11:04 AM (r9UYA)

426 Insult aside, why is that again? If someone wants to comment on an idiotic statement by a troll, what's the harm in quoting them, so people down-stream can have a frame of reference? I'm asking sincerely.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 10:59 AM (jjaLl)


Because having their shitposting immortalized in a comment is like crack to them. It will motivate them to keep coming back.

Posted by: CSI: troll at July 25, 2018 11:04 AM (/qEW2)

427 What is it about island nations and not being able to hold your liquor without turning into a raving, violent lunatic?

wut?

We can hold our liquor!
Posted by: Ireland at July 25, 2018 10:38 AM (VJOLZ)

With either hand! Or with both hands! The feet thing is a little harder.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


But it's not like they won't try!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 11:04 AM (7/YOc)

428 429 Is Delaware a state?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH)

State... Wretched Hive... 6 of one, Half-Dozen of the other.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:04 AM (UnA8+)

429 I will tell everyone how hard You worked.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:03 AM (dPd5y)



Oh hon, no one would ever believe that.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (lwiT4)

430 425 Is anyone interested in a SE PA meetup? Would include NoDel as well.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 11:01 AM (nGRtn)

I'd be in for that, depending on the date.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (7HtZB)

431 3. But mostly 1.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH)



Fair enough, will do. (Or not do, in this case.)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (jjaLl)

432 I'm digging into this, but apparently Meuller ran Jeffrey "pedo island" Epstein as a confidential informant for a decade, protecting him from prosecution as a child molester.

http://tinyurl.com/yanvlrxj

The document posted doesn't seem to have Meuller's name on it but it is during a time when he'd have been in charge.

If its true the guy has a real knack for protecting horrific people in the name of arrest rates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (39g3+)

433 >>Is Delaware a state?

If it is it shouldn't be. Worst fvcking drivers in the world.

Posted by: john boehner at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (r9UYA)

434 Is Delaware a state?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH)

-----------

Theoretically, yes. In reality, it seems to be one giant P.O. Box for Corporate HQ addresses.

I keed, I keed. I've been through it in the Fall. Beautiful.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (b3Pum)

435 lol grammie, whether they believe it or not, it is noted, and who are they to argue ?

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:06 AM (dPd5y)

436 Ladybug, silver dollar, rabbit's foot,
With a four leaf clover and a horseshoe.

Posted by: Soothi at July 25, 2018 10:53 AM (5v4p1)


I love that song!

https://tinyurl.com/y9msyc38

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 11:06 AM (kqsXK)

437 If someone wants to comment on an idiotic statement by a troll, what's the harm in quoting them, so people down-stream can have a frame of reference?

If they get disappeared, then your comment quoting them isn't so their pernicious influence and statements are still around when the folks in charge want them gone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (39g3+)

438 443 If its true the guy has a real knack for protecting horrific people in the name of arrest rates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (39g3+)

Epstein, the Pedodestas, James Gunn, Dan Harmon... everyone of any influence is a f***ing Pedo, it seems like.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (UnA8+)

439 429 Would include NoDel as well.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 11:01 AM (nGRtn)

Is Delaware a state?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH)

Nah, just a subdivision of Visa and DuPont.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (RD7QR)

440 424 I should really do something.
--------------------
Grammie, why not go and get a Nutrageous candy bar?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (2LelM)

441 Why are there so many yachts registered and documented in DE?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (r9UYA)

442 Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (b3Pum)

Please don't repost the trolls.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (EZkQC)

443 Ride 'em cowboy!
Oh wait...that's supposed to be an Apache?

Ok.
That red headed cowboy looks like he is about to punch that horse, a la Mongo.

Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (8iiMU)

444 >>If its true the guy has a real knack for protecting horrific people in the name of arrest rates.

It's true. Epstein was given immunity in exchange for testimony by the FBI when Mueller was running it.

Sounds more like a get out of jail free card.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (/tuJf)

445 Is Delaware a state?


Hmmm. It's a fictitious home to fictitious entities. It has some petrol refineries and some soy bean fields. It's about a ten minute disturbance between the South and the real world.

Is that enough to be a state?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 11:08 AM (fuK7c)

446 Use of the word "cuck" makes one manly. Like lumberjack.

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 11:08 AM (RuIsu)

447 scogg, tree is down roots dug out, why yes I used a Sawzall and my pure determination.

If I ever have to do that again (after the last 30 times) I am going to have to kill someone.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:08 AM (dPd5y)

448 We watch a lot of Gunsmoke at our house, too.

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: ALH at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (uLuPn)

449 Please don't repost the trolls.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (EZkQC)

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Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (b3Pum)

450 Personally, I think we should have a mass moron meet-up in the U.P. Everybody come. We can shoot the ones we don't like and no one would ever know.

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

451 Greetings:

Re: "The Apaches!

Me, I'm a Comanche guy myself.

On the Amerindian side, "Comanches: The History of a People" by T.R. Fehrenbach is a worthwhile read. (It has recently been re-titled "Comanches: The Destruction of a People" for Long March reasons and I'd bet that the Tonkawas and Lipan Apaches would find that somewhat amusing.)

On the American side, "Bad Hand" a biography of Ranald Slidell MacKenzie who knew a thing or two about warring on Indians written by Charles M. Robinson III.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (evgyj)

452 Epstein, the Pedodestas, James Gunn, Dan Harmon... everyone of any influence is a f***ing Pedo, it seems like.

I am reasonably sure that most of the people in power and celebrity positions are. As if it is some kind of perk these people work toward: now I can bang kids! Its like the world's least kept secret: that rock stars sex up underage groupies, the younger the more desired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (39g3+)

453 Theoretically, yes. In reality, it seems to be one giant P.O. Box for Corporate HQ addresses.
--

My imaginary company is licensed there!

Posted by: shibumi at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (AHNMM)

454 Isn't Sheriff Joe from Delaware? That should tell you everything you need to know.

Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (2Mnv1)

455 >>If it is it shouldn't be. Worst fvcking drivers in the world. Posted by: john boehner at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (r9UYA)

This is not correct. Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

456 Yes, Ryan introduced his "Better Way" direction when the Congress reconvened after Trump was elected.

So Ryan is lying about it being why the Republicans got elected, then?

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 10:56 AM (DH5wZ)

You'll have to update me on the latest Ryan outrage. Republicans were elected to repeal Obamacare and do Tax Reform, which Ryan has been calling for since Obamacare was enacted. Trump got elected because he promised to do the same thing , along with a host of other things in the Executive branch purview.

I'm not up to speed on the latest "Paul Ryan Said This, How Awful" outrage. The comment I responded to was that no one had heard of " A Better Way" which is not correct. It was discussed on this blog in addition to other places .

Ryan was named speaker in 2015, he had written several position papers prior to that date. He released A Better Way in June of 2016 before Trump was even the nominee.

Here is the website for it https://abetterway.speaker.gov/

Posted by: Jen the original at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (BrbGR)

457 Is that enough to be a state?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

When it's population is cut in half on any given workday. it's a suburb.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

458 453 Why are there so many yachts registered and documented in DE?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (r9UYA)

1. Low taxes

2. Little regulation

3. Port of Wilmington

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

459 >>Why are there so many yachts registered and documented in DE?


Same reason so many yachts are registered in the Cayman Islands or Bikini atoll or other tax havens.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (/tuJf)

460 462. See! See the low and vicious nature of the filthy Skandi Iceback!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (fA1SL)

461 Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

And if the shooting doesn't work I can always dispatch 'em with a typo. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (AllCR)

462 Luvz me some tax free Delaware shopping.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (nGRtn)

463 445 >>Is Delaware a state?

If it is it shouldn't be. Worst fvcking drivers in the world.
-----------------------
Delaware monetizes its stretch of I 95 well. I think its like 10 miles or so but they have Toll Booths strategically located to maximize their commitment to our interstate highway system.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (2LelM)

464 464 I am reasonably sure that most of the people in power and celebrity positions are. As if it is some kind of perk these people work toward: now I can bang kids! Its like the world's least kept secret: that rock stars sex up underage groupies, the younger the more desired.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (39g3+)


There's also the whole "We need you to take part in this, because we can't have you ratting on us" aspect to it.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:11 AM (UnA8+)

465 the problem with 'quoting trolls'

They often use racist language , lies, or something other that smears all room members and blog.

when repasted it is quite a feat to clean all the repastes up.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:11 AM (dPd5y)

466
This is not correct. Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.
--

Obviously you people have never driven in CA.

Posted by: shibumi at July 25, 2018 11:11 AM (AHNMM)

467 462
Personally, I think we should have a mass moron meet-up in the U.P.
Everybody come. We can shoot the ones we don't like and no one would
ever know.


Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:09 AM (lwiT4)

Yep. Good idea.

Beginning of August, during the rock show stuff in the Keweenaw Peninsula.


Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM (8iiMU)

468 Delaware has been milking that 'First State in the Union' thing for a while now.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM (EZkQC)

469 I think I'll go get some tea. BBL.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM (kqsXK)

470 In 2009, Dartz attained notoriety with its Prombron model, in part because it was originally available in upholstered leather made from the foreskins of whale penises, which the company subsequently dropped after the controversy was publicized.[6]
Posted by: dIb at July 25, 2018 10:32 AM (VJOLZ)

Why, were they overrun with bestiality aficionados?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM (9BLnV)

471 I think we should have a national MoMe on National Review's cruise.

We could all dress as pirates for cocktail hour.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)

472 176 Agghh.

Endured another morning of NPR affliction. (Wife is lib, and she controls the radio alarm because she gets up earlier than I do.) Cohen tape segment dominates the broadcast. The glee is palpable.

National Enquirer Radio
If Trump was a Dem, the content would be off limits, but every Republican would be gonna face rejection in November over this!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (Vs607)

473 Delaware monetizes its stretch of I 95 well. I think its like 10 miles or so but they have Toll Booths strategically located to maximize their commitment to our interstate highway system.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (2LelM)

They get a few shekels out of you on the Eastern Shore also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (V+Su2)

474 You know what I think is grimly hilarious? Apparently Demi Lovato collapsed in what looks like a drug OD and nobody seems to give crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (39g3+)

475 the proble with Great wealth is it makes one believe they are Above all, including law, or morality.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (dPd5y)

476 487 You know what I think is grimly hilarious? Apparently Demi Lovato collapsed in what looks like a drug OD and nobody seems to give crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (39g3+)

Who?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (UnA8+)

477 My husband always used to laugh at the signs that used to say in PA "America starts here" I think there used to be a lot of complaints so they don't have that anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (AllCR)

478 If it is it shouldn't be. Worst fvcking drivers in the world. Posted by: john boehner at July 25, 2018 11:05 AM (r9UYA)



This is not correct. Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)



I dunno.... when we're on the Thruway and some jackass is tailgating or weaving around or generally just sucking at driving, seems like there's only one place they're from... I won't name the state, but we always refer to them as "massholes".....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (jjaLl)

479 Please don't repost the trolls.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 11:07 AM (EZkQC)

Well done.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (wYseH)

480 >>We can shoot the ones we don't like and no one would

ever know.

Let the Boeing sized mosquitoes pick the carcases clean.


Posted by: Under Fire at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (r9UYA)

481 484.
Parking lot at the New Chinatown shopping center, Houston.
Twenty-car Chinese funeral procession.

* switches mic off, and returns it to the stand *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (fA1SL)

482 grammie, well imagine the fights here during primaries and who would come out the other side alive.

so maybe not.

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)

483 The CO of the Patriot Missile battery that shot down that Syrian jet was a women.

https://www.jpost.com

And cute

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (V+Su2)

484 487 You know what I think is grimly hilarious? Apparently Demi Lovato collapsed in what looks like a drug OD and nobody seems to give crap.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (39g3+)

Who?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

485 National Enquirer Radio
If Trump was a Dem, the content would be off limits, but every Republican would be gonna face rejection in November over this!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune

At that time (10 years ago) he was a Dem.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (Bdeb0)

486 but we always refer to them as "massholes".....


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM (jjaLl)

They are from Illinois?



Posted by: hard of hearing anchorbabe fashion cop at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (8iiMU)

487 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (hNICT)

488 Pee on the trolls but don't repost. oh if they are on fire DO NOT PEE ON THE TROLLS

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (V+Su2)

489 Delaware's only redeeming feature was Tubby Raymond.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (Boy/L)

490 Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.


Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

Pennsylvania and Florida laugh at your puny attempt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (wYseH)

491 Zod dreamt last night that he owned a .303 Lee-Enfield rifle. He was shooting it, was pleased with the results, and looked at the spent brass. "Huh. I now own a .303. That's good." It was a good dream.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

492 483 I think we should have a national MoMe on National Review's cruise.

We could all dress as pirates for cocktail hour.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM (ptqGC)
It would be hilarious if nobody attended Captain Bill's keynote address because they were off elsewhere engaging in drinking and ribaldry.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (nBr1j)

493 "Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way" Not Trump's "Make America Great Again" Platform."

Better way? What's this about a better way? There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error. Oh, and Paul Ryan is a faggot - Alex DeLarge.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (9BLnV)

494 According to the local papers that is a pic of downtown Honolulu due to the open carry law being trashed

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka Hawaii gunslinger at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (u65Ml)

495 There's also the whole "We need you to take part in this, because we can't have you ratting on us" aspect to it.

Yeah that's probably part of it. Get them stoned and throw a 13 year old at them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (39g3+)

496 Delaware is a nice state, except that it was nicer before hordes of people decided to move there because of the lack of taxes and now the traffic is incredible at the hot shore spots. But if you avoid those areas there are nice quiet, areas and I've seen a lot of lovely birds in the marshes. i wouldn't mind living in a quitter area of De at all, just not the Reheoboth/shore corridor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (AllCR)

497 Same reason so many yachts are registered in the Cayman Islands or Bikini atoll or other tax havens.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM


Bikini Atoll can be a blast!

Posted by: Bikini Tourism Commission at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (ctuyM)

498 >>Pennsylvania and Florida laugh at your puny attempt.

Driving around southern Florida with all the Q-tips and associated idiots is horrific. And it's getting worse.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (/tuJf)

499 "Americans are unaware of a decline in our individual
liberty, and the reason is obvious. The decline rarely takes the form
of sudden deprivations but, instead, takes the form of unnoticed erosion
and thus, we come to regard whatever state we are in, as a normal
condition.

Posted by: wrg500





We lost liberty when you couldn't buy M-80's, play with lawn darts, or shoot rats at the dump.

Posted by: rickb223"

A huge setback was mandatory seat-belt laws and the citizenry acquiesced to the govt making that decision for adults. It has reached ridiculous levels of intrusion such as kids under 12 and under must sit in the back seat AND with a seat belt. Incidentally, we were told there would never be anything like a ticket issued unless there was another violation involved. Now only was that BS but now the police set up roadblocks to check everybody is strapped in and bubble-wrapped (and give you a ticket.)

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (MxEKc)

500 504 Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.


Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

Pennsylvania and Florida laugh at your puny attempt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (wYseH)

All of Asia is doubled over in laughter....

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (Enq6K)

501 Note to the mewling, whining also-rans on this thread.

Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world. If you are from Maryland, and you drive, and you are offended, you should be. You can't drive worth a fuck.

Do not contradict. That is all.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

502 You know what I think is grimly hilarious?
Apparently Demi Lovato collapsed in what looks like a drug OD and nobody
seems to give crap.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:13 AM (39g3+)



Who?


Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:14 AM

Think of her a much MUCH less successful, very young, probably ethnic and brunette Britney Spears.

There are a bunch of them like this out there. I get her Demi confused with Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande.

All.The.Same.

Posted by: shibumi at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (AHNMM)

503 still think cali drivers are the worst. I don't care what you all say.
extremely aggressive. cuts in, cali stops. will run lights if it's close enough?

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (dPd5y)

504 Bikini Atoll can be a blast!
Posted by: Bikini Tourism Commission at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (ctuyM)

Some prefer no Bikini Atoll.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (nBr1j)

505 Well if I had won the Mega last, was thinking of getting U-boat and sink Capt Bill as he held court on the Lipo Deck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (hNICT)

506 Who?

Demi Lovato is one of those Disney girls who went through the molestation meat grinder and has a singing career, if you want to call autotuned lipsynching such. Tween girls love her, most people have no idea she exists.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (39g3+)

507 Since Delaware was invoked...

https://youtu.be/NztfOSyCCFM

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (AM1GF)

508 Soundest advice I gave my daughters when they started driving was to ALWAYS beware of cars with Maryland plates becaus you never, ever know what they're going to do.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (e7Piu)

509 ok, fine, Indonesian drivers are the worst of all. except most of the mideast

Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (dPd5y)

510
A few weeks ago we received a new neighbor at work. A medi-flight crew, with a Bell 407 choppah. They put in a landing pad across the street, so every morning we get them overflying our building at about 80 feet.

Lucky that it's a 407, which is relatively quiet. If it was a UH1-variant, I'd already be cutting a bitch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (veoSD)

511 Pee on the trolls but don't repost. oh if they are on fire DO NOT PEE ON THE TROLLS
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (V+Su2)



What is the rule for re-posting when the troll is on fire?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (CSNuj)

512 >>516 You know what I think is grimly hilarious?

Watching a praying mantis eat a cicada ass-end first, and the thing *still* won't shut up?

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (Bdeb0)

513 "Huh. I now own a .303. That's good." It was a good dream.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

I have two....wanna buy one?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (wYseH)

514 sunny-dee ------ Are you still here? -- are you having labor pains? Did you call your doctor?

Posted by: grammie winger - grateful, at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (lwiT4)

515 @Jen the sequence went:

post that Ryan claimed credit for Congressional Republicans winning saying they ran on Better Way not Make America Great Again.

my post that no one had ever heard of it, and made some points that there is no memory of it.

your post that Ryan introduced Better Way AFTER Trump was elected.

my post that I looked it up - because it was totally unmemorable. As a motto or catch phrase, I literally have no memory of ever hearing it. Do I remember that Republicans ran on repealing Obamacare? I sure do. Do I remember they did not have legislation ready to go when they won? Yep, remember that too. But "Better Way?" Does not register. It isn't like I am not paying attention.

Your last post.

Don't want to fight, but Better Way may have been a thing, but nobody remembers it.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (DH5wZ)

516 ok, fine, Indonesian drivers are the worst of all. except most of the mideast
Posted by: willow at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (dPd5y)



Hold my beer.

Posted by: China at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (CSNuj)

517 Some prefer no Bikini Atoll.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM


Preach it!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (ctuyM)

518 514. As a driver in a state where almost everyone is at least part Asian I can say you 100% right

Posted by: Navycopjoe aka Hawaii gunslinger at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (u65Ml)

519 Look. Is people want to insult NJ, why not save it for the NY Meets up?. We can have a contest-best "crummy NJ joke" and I've heard all of them. ;^) However, there really IS a central NJ but you won't be able to find the meet up if you think Central NJ doesn't exist, and then I wouldn't be able to meet you. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (AllCR)

520 "Speaker Ryan Says GOP Lawmakers Ran on His "Better Way" Not Trump's "Make America Great Again" Platform."

In LBJ's words--there are two kinds of animals in Washington--elephants and ants...I am the only elephant.

Just saying that I don't see any Better Way hats out there.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (Boy/L)

521 We were in ATL a couple of weeks ago, and the drivers there are insane. Tends to be a certain demographic in fast cars, whipping in and out of traffic.

On the way up, there was the most horrific wreck I've ever seen, about 45 minutes south of Atlanta on I-75. The entire interstate was shut down, four cars totaled, and one was unrecognizable.

I was driving, and as we approached the smashed car (couldn't even tell what make it was), emergency personnel held up a white sheet to keep people from seeing the body(ies) being extracted.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (ptqGC)

522 >>522 Soundest advice I gave my daughters when they started driving was to ALWAYS beware of cars with Maryland plates becaus you never, ever know what they're going to do. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at July 25, 2018 11:18 AM (e7Piu)

This is correct.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (Bdeb0)

523 505 Zod dreamt last night that he owned a .303 Lee-Enfield rifle. He was shooting it, was pleased with the results, and looked at the spent brass. "Huh. I now own a .303. That's good." It was a good dream.
-----------------------
Zod, I bought mine for $5 at an auction. Its a Mark IV Jungle Carbine and it will leave a mark on your shoulder, but they were very cheap to pickup. Ammo is little more expensive. Splurge.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (2LelM)

524 A huge setback was mandatory seat-belt laws and the citizenry acquiesced to the govt making that decision for adults.

Yeah its idiotic to not wear a seatbelt, but the only person it affects is... the person not wearing the seatbelt. Utterly unjust and an grossly tyrannical overreach of government to mandate wearing one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (39g3+)

525 516 There are a bunch of them like this out there. I get her Demi confused with Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande.

All.The.Same.


Posted by: shibumi at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (AHNMM)

Who?
?Quien?

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (UnA8+)

526 504 Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.


Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

Pennsylvania and Florida laugh at your puny attempt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (wYseH)

Pennsylvania drivers do the best with the roads we have. In England they drive on the left of the road, in PA we drive on what's left of the road.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

527 All of Asia is doubled over in laughter....
Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (Enq6K)

Africa is amused as well.

In all honesty I was impressed by the patience of Filipino drivers, considering how bizarrely heavy the traffic was.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (nBr1j)

528 I think most 4-wheel drivers suck, regardless of where they're from.

Posted by: SMH - former OTR driver at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (51Lal)

529 "Better Way." How very inspiring.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (CSNuj)

530 >>Pennsylvania and Florida laugh at your puny attempt.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:15 AM (wYseH)


New Mexico takes the funnel cake.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2018 11:21 AM (LUeBS)

531 Pee on the trolls but don't repost. oh if they are on fire DO NOT PEE ON THE TROLLS

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Wait, what if they aren't on fire? Can I take a leak on 'em then, or is that the Russian hookers' job?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 25, 2018 11:21 AM (AM1GF)

532 520 Who?

I think Demi Lovato is the only one who can actually sing. Her songs aren't autotuned beyond recognition. Too bad she's following Michael Jackson, et al. down the kid star drug highway.

Posted by: Roy at July 25, 2018 11:21 AM (7n4KQ)

533
Central 'jersey would be a tad far. Plus the bridge toll to escape 'jersey cuts into my beer money.

'Jersey - where they let you in for free, but charge you to leave.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 25, 2018 11:21 AM (LOgQ4)

534 "Huh. I now own a .303. That's good." It was a good dream.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:16 AM (Bdeb0)

I have two....wanna buy one?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


So wish I'd have bought one of the re-builts in .308 jungle carbine style.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 11:21 AM (7/YOc)

535 South African drivers. Mic. Drop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 25, 2018 11:22 AM (ptqGC)

536 In England they drive on the left of the road, in PA we drive on what's left of the road.

Every few years I alight for Happy Valley and travel Route 80.

WTF? Isn't that supposed to be a major interstate?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

537 Iraqi.

Kuwaiti.

Toss up there.

Posted by: SMH - former OTR driver at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (51Lal)

538 The thing I like the most about Maryland drivers is the morons on Jap race bikes splitting lanes on 95 at 85 MPH. I keep routing for the side mirrors to do their thing.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (2LelM)

539 Nood

Posted by: Tami at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (Enq6K)

540
This is not correct. Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.



Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

I went to the bank yesterday, parked my car, and was walking across the small parking lot to enter the building. Someone was backing out of the space right in front of the door (normal space, not handicapped space). This person backs out about one car length, turning so that they could then go forward and away (from my right to left as I'm waiting and watching).

Suddenly this person stops, half pulled out, and at an angle, and sits there. I'm waiting, because this person is directly between me and the front door, and I don't know which way this person is going. After about 30 seconds (it might have been 10s, but it seemed to be a long time), the driver slowly goes forward, barely missing the car parked alongside, and drives away.
It was an asian-looking woman.

I mentally shook my head and thought, "Well, there's another reinforcement to a number of stereotypes."



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (8iiMU)

541 Unless Maryland is a suburb of Houston ... that's simply not correct.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 25, 2018 11:12 AM

School drop off or pick up time in Katy Texas with "nice" Indian (Asian) ladies driving late model SUVs the size of dump trucks while driving like they are smoking meth. THAT is bad driving.

Posted by: Lester at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (LfJIn)

542 541 Pennsylvania drivers do the best with the roads we have. In England they drive on the left of the road, in PA we drive on what's left of the road.

Posted by: josephistan at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (7HtZB)

There are 3 seasons in PA.

-Almost Winter
-Winter
-Road Construction

Posted by: Hikaru at July 25, 2018 11:23 AM (UnA8+)

543 What if the troll is on fire AND peeing?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

544 529
Better Way may have been a thing, but nobody remembers it.
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (DH5wZ)


Better Way = "Vote Republican. We can run the administrative state better than the Democrats."

Posted by: rickl at July 25, 2018 11:24 AM (xjiRE)

545 My old prof learned to drive in Israel, shortly after independence. He could slip in amd between cars smooth as glass, and at what would be considered dangerous speeds. Says the trick is to make sure the other drivers don't see you coming. 'It's THOSE fools,' he explained, 'who see you who panic and cause accidents.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 25, 2018 11:24 AM (fA1SL)

546 Driving has deteriorated in every state for the same reasons as everything else in the USA has deteriorated. The me first and only attitude that is taking over.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (EZkQC)

547 >>Yeah its idiotic to not wear a seatbelt, but the only person it affects is... the person not wearing the seatbelt. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (39g3+)

You have never driven a tow-truck. Stories.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)

548 So wish I'd have bought one of the re-builts in .308 jungle carbine style.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 25, 2018 11:21 AM (7/YOc)

The .303 is a pretty sharp recoiling round. I prefer my M1, or even my rem 700 in 30-06.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (wYseH)

549 There's a whole host of little Disney girls who became "singers" sort of and pop starlets for 14 year old girls to buy for their I Phone. They're all cute and vaguely ethnic and sing basically the same stuff. Nobody listens to them outside a really narrow fan base but they are endlessly hungry for more of the same song and beat over and over again.

All of them were on Disney TV shows being groped and raped by execs, then became pop singers to be groped and raped by agents and producers. Maybe I'm being cynical but somehow I suspect that this is how it works.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (39g3+)

550 Some prefer no Bikini Atoll.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever

Think about this, on Sponge Bob Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)

551 >>560 What if the troll is on fire AND peeing?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

1. Point.
2. Laff.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)

552 "We were in ATL a couple of weeks ago, and the
drivers there are insane. Tends to be a certain demographic in fast
cars, whipping in and out of traffic.




Posted by: Jane D'oh:
I see that a lot and and makes me wonder how they don't get a ticket for that insanity. Seem like they are used to doing it. Worst part is they scare the shit out of other drivers, , cause people to panic, brake, change lanes ... and cause an accident which they are far ahead of and not involved in.

Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (MxEKc)

553 lol Scogg

Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2018 11:25 AM (51Lal)

554 Yeah its idiotic to not wear a seatbelt, but the only person it affects
is... the person not wearing the seatbelt.

Posted by: Christopher R
Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:20 AM (39g3+)


If it were without financial implications for society then I would agree.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2018 11:26 AM (wYseH)

555
Some prefer no Bikini Atoll.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever


https://youtu.be/88QOmxSa-IE

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 25, 2018 11:26 AM (IqV8l)

556 Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world. If you are from Maryland, and you drive, and you are offended, you should be. You can't drive worth a fuck.

Do not contradict. That is all.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)


Never drove in the Middle East I see. Egypt. OMG.

I will agree that Marylanders are the worst drivers in the US. In the DMV, I am always wary of those plates.

Favorite move is the cutoff. Usually that happens, and they have a "PROUD TO BE A DEMOCRAT" sticker. Yeah, I guessed.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 11:26 AM (DH5wZ)

557 Great Ape is up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 25, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

558 I mentally shook my head and thought, "Well, there's another reinforcement to a number of stereotypes."

Most stereotypes are exaggerations or applying the few to the many, but even Asian women admit they are terrible drivers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 25, 2018 11:26 AM (39g3+)

559 Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2018 11:19 AM (DH5wZ)


I also recall Ryan saying they would make sure all the Appropriation bills went through in normal order... not huge omnibus bills.

/spit...

Posted by: Don Q at July 25, 2018 11:27 AM (NgKpN)

560 >>The .303 is a pretty sharp recoiling round. I prefer my M1, or even my rem 700 in 30-06.

I remember thinking after I woke up, "If I'd had a say in the dream, I'd have been shooting a 300 Weatherby in Wyoming," but I didn't have a choice. The Dream said .303.

And yes, Zod wants to purchase the British rifle. With cash. Like a mobster.

Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)

561 Does anyone know the upshot of the Hawaii 2A decision? Was the CC ban upheld, and open carry allowed? Any help un-confusing me would be appreciated!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 25, 2018 11:28 AM (ty7RM)

562 Bikini Atoll can be a blast!
Posted by: Bikini Tourism Commission at July 25, 2018 11:17 AM (ctuyM)



SPF 50,000 Sunblock recommended - See The Outrage Outlet for your supplies.

(Dosimeter badges not included.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Your Source for Genuine Heyhowarya Blankets! at July 25, 2018 11:29 AM (hLRSq)

563
Delaware drivers may be poor drivers, but Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world.
Posted by: Zod at July 25, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)


In California you can take the driving test in 32 different languages.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 25, 2018 11:29 AM (10vO4)

564 What if the troll is on fire AND peeing?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 25, 2018 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

Marshmellows...just don't let them get wet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2018 11:30 AM (V+Su2)

565 Can't wait for Hitler to find out about that "Apache" video.

Posted by: ro-man at July 25, 2018 11:38 AM (RuIsu)

566 573 Maryland has the worst fucking drivers in the world. If you are from Maryland, and you drive, and you are offended, you should be. You can't drive worth a fuck. "

Boston drivers are worse.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at July 25, 2018 11:43 AM (H80UQ)

567

BAM!!!

Just like that,, I'm first again!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 25, 2018 11:46 AM (mPeei)

568 Is Delaware a state?

No, and Pennsylvania demands that you quit referring to it as such. It's a county.
Posted by: t-bird


in 1737, the 'three lower counties', as they were known, broke free of the bonds of Godless Pennsylvanian tyranny. Sales tax free at last!!

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 25, 2018 11:57 AM (epWkE)

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