aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Gloomy ONT
So, what kind of an evening is it going to be?
Oh, so it's going to be that kind of night? Fine. So be it.
Surprised Face
Transgender inmate charged with sex offences at Wakefield jail
Dude claims to be a woman, so they put him in a woman's prison where he proceeds to try and molest the other inmates. SMDH
#FireAllegraBudenmayer! I can't believe this kind of stuff is allowed to go on in 2018. Yes, her employer, Rampit Capital has announced that they're letting her go, but she's staying defiant on her Twitter feed (@ABudenmayer). I think she's going for the Chick-fil-a approach-stand tall and don't give in to the mob. 10 gets you one that she's hired by CNN or MSNBC before next week.
Cheesecake and Cellulite
I Posed in a Bikini in Times Square.
Half Satire, Half Serious
Everyone Is Smart Except Trump
It t really is quite simple. Everyone is smart except Donald J. Trump. That’s why they all are billionaires and all got elected President. Only Trump does not know what he is doing. Only Trump does not know how to negotiate with Vladimir Putin. Anderson Cooper knows how to stand up to Putin. The whole crowd at MSNBC does. All the journalists do.A Spark of Divinity
They could not stand up to Matt Lauer at NBC. They could not stand up to Charlie Rose at CBS. They could not stand up to Mark Halperin at NBC. Nor up to Leon Wieseltier at the New Republic, nor Jann Wenner at Rolling Stone, nor Michael Oreskes at NPR, at the New York Times, or at the Associated Press. But — oh, wow! — can they ever stand up to Putin! Only Trump is incapable of negotiating with the Russian tyrant.
Remember the four years when Anderson Cooper was President of the United States? And before that — when the entire Washington Post editorial staff jointly were elected to be President? Remember? Neither do I.
The Seedier Media never have negotiated life and death, not corporate life and death, and not human life and death. They think they know how to negotiate, but they do not know how. They go to a college, are told by peers that they are smart, get some good grades, proceed to a graduate degree in journalism, and get hired as analysts. Now they are experts, ready to take on Putin and the Iranian Ayatollahs at age 30.
'Illegal immigrant', 24, is charged with sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl “It's OK, she's almost 16” he told police
Muslim Migrant Beheads Baby In Germany. Angela Merkle bans media from reporting on the crime. Problematic
Jordan Peterson exemplifies the harm in our love for male genius
She's all butt hurt that Peterson is exposing the worthlessness of her discipline. Pachelbel's Canon in C(hicken)
Spoiled
A Week In New York City On $25/Hour And $1k Monthly Allowance
I was going to fisk the shit out of this, viciously, but then I had a second thought. Sure, she's massively spoiled, but she does seem to be doing a good job of budgeting her money, and manages to have a hell of a week while doing so. She's got mommy and daddy paying most of her bills, but that's not her fault. Still, it's no wonder people like her have no clue what the real world is like (my assumption, I'm playing percentages), they've never lived in it. Feel Good Story OK, one feel good story.
Man walks over a dozen miles to first day of work,
It was supposed to be Walter Carr's first day of work with a moving company Sunday when his car broke down. But, instead of calling out, he walked through the night to be on time.
Carr's vehicle stopped working the night before his first day with the moving company Bellhops, and he knew he couldn't miss it. So, he decided to walk. Carr began his hike from Homewood, Alabama, to the town of Pelham, Alabama, at midnight. He walked at least 14 miles before police picked him up at 4 a.m., reports CBS affiliate WIAT-TV.
Once police heard his story, they took Carr to breakfast. Then, they gave him a ride the rest of the way to the home of the Lamey family, who he was scheduled to help move that morning.
Carr arrived at the home of Jenny Hayden Lamey and her family before the rest of the movers arrived. "I asked Walter if he wanted to go upstairs and rest until everyone else arrived," said Lamey in a Facebook post, "He declined and said he could go ahead and get started." So, the family and Carr began packing up the home, chatting along the way.
There's a wonderful coda to the story that I won't spoil here, go read the article, but of course the Left has to piss all over it. Much of America still works like that, and where would they be if everyone realized it? Related: Convicted Child Molester Murdered Behind Bars After Serving Just Days on His Life Sentence Good. Tonight's ONT brought to you by self defense tips:
I can’t watch this enough... pic.twitter.com/1nANF3gFhg
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) July 19, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2018 09:09 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2018 09:09 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2018 09:09 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:10 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: The Ice Age at July 19, 2018 09:11 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 09:11 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 09:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Hillary! at July 19, 2018 09:11 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 19, 2018 09:12 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: visions of cottage cheese at July 19, 2018 09:12 PM (UnXvZ)
Posted by: The Ice Age at July 19, 2018 09:12 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I see a pink shirt and want to turn it red.
Posted by: The Rolling Bike Tires at July 19, 2018 09:12 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
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Is the link missing from that story? You talk like we know what's up with the story. Maybe I'm just out of the loop, but I'm not up on the story.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2018 09:13 PM (KDpai)
Posted by: visions of cottage cheese at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UnXvZ)
Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2018 09:09 PM
Ditto. And I am merely a very tired lawyer.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (ANiiC)
Oh. The place where a guy who calls himself "The Naked Cowboy" has been playing a guitar in a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and briefs for I don't know, maybe twenty years?
Yawn.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (+1YDx)
Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:15 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 19, 2018 09:15 PM (gUCYC)
"It's OK, she's almost 16" he told police
"And she's got the body of a 12-year-old!" Give the poor fellow a EBT card.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LsBY9)
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Iowahawk started that hashtag as a way to amuse himself (and the rest of us). The person that it refers to doesn't exist.
Posted by: junior at July 19, 2018 09:15 PM (2fhsS)
One filled with misery, angst and crisis of existence.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 09:15 PM (NWiLs)
It's hard to stay meme-compliant. A few hours ago there was still question as to whether there is an Allegra Budenmayer or whether it is a reverse troll troll with a double negative.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 09:16 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 09:16 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 09:16 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: junior at July 19, 2018 09:15 PM (2fhsS)
That's what THEY want you to think!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 09:17 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 09:18 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2018 09:14 PM (cHbmY)
Your life will never be the same after such a triumph!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 09:18 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (ZhVWS)
Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 09:18 PM (pY+s4)
An orchestrated cover-up has already begun!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 09:20 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
He's always down by the schoolyard.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2018 09:21 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (PUmDY)
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I have not been following. What's going on with this?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 09:21 PM (+1YDx)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 09:22 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:22 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: fluffy at July 19, 2018 09:09 PM (cHbmY)
Phil Hartman played the unfrozen caveman lawyer. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, your bright lights and fast machines confuse and frighten me."
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2018 09:22 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Anderson's Cooter at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (BKNxq)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (DH5wZ)
Delilah was Best Owner-handled Borzoi at today's Houston Kennel Club show. Her Majesty had a seminar to attend as well as a crocked knee, so I had to take Lila in for the O-H Hound Group. She placed third, a tribute to her quality because it wasn't my handling that did it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (sdi6R)
Thanks for the James Woods's video. I've always wanted to know how to defend myself from someone armed with a spatula
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 19, 2018 09:24 PM (LWu6U)
http://tinypic.com/r/wjyss9/9
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM
But she is neither Bleu nor made of cheese. How will she recognize her name?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 09:24 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 19, 2018 09:25 PM (G3Zoz)
Posted by: Butch at July 19, 2018 09:25 PM (hXu8T)
It's either that or John Brennan has a legit chemical imbalance. Okay, the two may not be mutually exclusive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 09:25 PM (ZhVWS)
Picture of our new kitten, Bleu. We get her tomorrow.
No way are my wife and daughter seeing that picture. We already have 4 in the house and 3 ferals outside. If they see that picture we'll have double in no time.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:26 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 09:26 PM (/qEW2)
http://tinypic.com/r/wjyss9/9
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (kufk0)
AGGGGGG that kitten :3
Is that another kitten behind Bleu or his she just reeeeally long?
Also the ads were driving me absolutely bonkers, I hope you don't mind that I rehosted. You can share this instead or if you prefer I can remove it.
https://stoatnet.org/bleu.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 09:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:26 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Winger at July 19, 2018 09:27 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:27 PM (PUmDY)
Keep your hands where I can see them, weirdo.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 09:27 PM (ZhVWS)
http://tinypic.com/r/wjyss9/9
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (kufk0)
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Behind those eyes lurks the soul of a savage killer.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2018 09:27 PM (KDpai)
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:26 PM
I refuse to get a kitten because I am a single woman living alone and have been warned that they multiply and crazify people like me.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/+bwe)
I've always wanted to know how to defend myself from someone armed with a spatula
The old Aunt Jemima Treatment...
Posted by: tu3031 at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (O5Q3r)
http://tinypic.com/r/wjyss9/9
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:19 PM (kufk0)
Meet your new feline overlord.
You will do her bidding and you will like it.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2018 09:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 09:29 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2018 09:21 PM (UdKB7)
No, with the "husky" guy doing the jump it is called "fourflattening".
Posted by: DR.WTF? at July 19, 2018 09:29 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:23 PM (PUmDY)
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Just skimming the news, he is in the middle of a 5 year deal, and the team has spent its budget on new players. Falcons said they would be open to renogitiating next year.
So, not sure how to feel about this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 09:30 PM (+1YDx)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/+bwe)
Oh, gosh no. That's just what people who haven't been ~blessed~ with Toxoplasma gondii say. And they aren't to be trusted anyhow.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 09:30 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 19, 2018 09:24 PM (LWu6U)
She's had more than a few succulent Chinese meals.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:31 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 09:31 PM (+lOpA)
I do wonder about what that guy in the James Woods tweet would do against a banana or a raspberry.
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (59GGI)
She is a dark steely gray which they call blue. She is a cutie. I figured I'd off set that picture up top. So once again my cat Bleu without the ads.
https://stoatnet.org/bleu.jpg
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (G3Zoz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
I'm trying to decide if it is an attack on consumerism, an attack on media fake news, or an attack on Twitter mob culture.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Winger at July 19, 2018 09:27 PM (6FqZa)
"She was just
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (n9EOP)
Peterson really seems to scare the shit out of them.
He's been studying the evil in man most of his adult life.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:33 PM (vWMNq)
I refuse to get a kitten because I am a single woman living alone and have been warned that they multiply and crazify people like me.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (/+bwe)
You need a Fuckton of Cats!
Https://youtu.be/TTgxWlKeEYo
Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2018 09:33 PM (S6rSu)
Kidney stones suck, that's what!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:26 PM (e9G8E)
Oh yeah. Thank God for teh hydrocodones.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at July 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+ldAm)
In December, a young girl, 3 years old, went "missing" from her mother's trailer a scant 1/2 mile from my house. Law enforcement all around the neighborhood, Marine helicopters from nearby New River Air Station flying low and slow over the house and the whole neighborhood scanning the woods in vain for a tiny, crippled little girl. For a week, the town was in rapt attention of this little drama that played out. For me, it played out in front of me and the family. All day, all night cop cars moving in or out in a hurry, sometimes blaring sirens. By Friday, the Sheriff finally allowed the public to join the search. So there I was, at 0730, mustered up and off to a 7 hour day of beating brush with over 700 other folks, with over 100 turned away because there weren't enough Search and Rescue or Law Enforcement personnel to lead them.
It is wrong, but I hope that Earl Kimrey's stay in real PITA prison is as short as the child molester in the links. Hopefully, little Mariah's mom joins her abusive, murderer boyfriend in prison soon also.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM (vWMNq)
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But what if you get attacked by someone armed with fruit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Posted by: junior at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM (2fhsS)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM (kufk0)
It appears that Turning Point USA (Charlie Kirk, Candace Owens, Brandon Tatum) helped to put it together.
You could gather from watching a couple of videos that a coalition was brewing, but they can't speak about it yet.
Favorite black conservative videos all can be found on YouTube:
Kevin's corner -Hilarious... must see, especially if you need to laugh. He posts a lot of videos weekly/daily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObC6gBMRAFI
Brandon Tatum- great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbP33yl_kT4
David Harris Jr. & ( 2nd channel- LNT)- excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuVDwOR2sUc
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All fantastic:
James T. Harris
The Amazing Lucas
Terrance K. Williams
Unite America First -Jermain Botsio (2nd channel- 4 J's)
William Johnson
Anthony Brian Logan, Dr. of Common Sense
The Hayes Brothers
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2018 09:35 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (PUmDY)
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With his stats, I tend to agree.
However, he signed the deal, and it is a fat one. I get tired of these guys making deals and then trying to break them midway into the term.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+1YDx)
I still haven't found that master list, unfortunately, just the shorthand one.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 09:36 PM (y87Qq)
There's our sunshine!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2018 09:28 PM (EZebt)
Cheerful and upbeat as ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 09:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 09:33 PM
It's not so much painful, as is the nuisance of having guzzle so much water (WATER!) and having to micturate every gd half hour...
And this Flomax poison makes m'wanker feel queer!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:37 PM (e9G8E)
If you are a Bullitt fan, drive one of the 2019s.
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2018 09:37 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2018 09:37 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Winger
Great, now I have that ear worm stuck in my head. It had a catchy hook.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 09:38 PM (pY+s4)
In it, the DoJ revealed that we hacked the Russians. So, when it was released, the Russians knew we hacked them.
I don't believe the SC would have released that info just prior to Trump meeting Putin without Trump having been briefed on it. I mean, imagine going in to scold Putin about hacking the US when he would turn right around and say "well you hacked us."
There is a lot more going on. Has to be.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 09:38 PM (DH5wZ)
The daughter of the woman that lived in a house behind us was kidnapped and murdered. We were home when it happened, but she knew the guy and went off with him to do some 4 wheeling. He raped her then killed her. My late husband chased off the news media from the front of their house and we were questioned by the police about what we knew. She decided not to go for the death penalty, so he's still in jail. such a waste.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:38 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olQNes_mq8I
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM (vWMNq)
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She's just 16 years old, leave her alone.
They say.
Benny Mardones - Into the Night
https://youtu.be/4aWhn0Hc8ps
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2018 09:40 PM (KDpai)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
Posted by: junior at July 19, 2018 09:34 PM
It was a viciously sharp slice if mango, wasn't it, sir....
Posted by: CPT E. Blackadder at July 19, 2018 09:40 PM (ANiiC)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:40 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:40 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 09:41 PM (txw6d)
Great Story!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2018 09:41 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:41 PM (kufk0)
Saving the rest of them for if and when the rocks decide to make that final passage!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:42 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
Or is it my deodorant as failed again? It's been 100°+ here today.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cool as a cucumber in Kilauea at July 19, 2018 09:42 PM (lMyeR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
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His deal is 5 years, over $70 million. Had he blown a knee in year #1, he would still have gotten most, but not all of that. I don't think the team should have the right to renegotiate down in this scenario and more than the players should have a right to go upwards.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 09:43 PM (+1YDx)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2018 09:43 PM (KDpai)
And what's the point of jumping over people, anyway? Just to show how stupid your friends are?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 19, 2018 09:43 PM (5RceQ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:42 PM (e9G8E)
I suddenly envisioned that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where the gigantic rock is a rollin' through the passageway.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 09:44 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:45 PM (JKNZq)
behind us was kidnapped and murdered. We were home when it happened, but
she knew the guy and went off with him to do some 4 wheeling. He raped
her then killed her. My late husband chased off the news media from the
front of their house and we were questioned by the police about what we
knew. She decided not to go for the death penalty, so he's still in
jail. such a waste.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:38 PM (JKNZq)
Unbelievable when it happens "right over there". We did get a visit on that Monday morning, asking if we saw her. A neighbor and I scared up a few deer from the woods behind our homes but no little girl. Cops knew she was dead from Monday, but did a nice job of keeping that quiet until after the public search on Friday. Still cannot fathom why the mother is free. I have a pretty good sized house, well constructed, but if there was somebody getting abused there is no place in the house that it wouldn't be heard. These people lived in a single wide trailer barely 800 square feet. No way she didn't know what was happening and probably took part.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at July 19, 2018 09:45 PM (DxWUs)
On a related subject, I think it should be protocol that law enforcement, if they hear "Allahu akbar" when there is some violent incident, should shoot to kill. If any home owner or proprietor is faced with an assailant, they should not aim to disable, but to kill.
There are just certain crimes that given today's culture, are not processed properly via the justice system. They need to be dealt with by up front execution, or in prison execution.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 09:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 09:44 PM
Well, gee, thanks, Darlin'!
There's a comforting thought...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:46 PM (e9G8E)
I live alone and enjoy cats but am allergic somewhat, to them. So, naturally, this morning, a gorgeous kitty joined me on the deck while I was putting bird seed out.
Not a feral but not tagged either. I was thoroughly rubbed on and marked he welcomed petting. I'm getting to be a softy.
Posted by: Winston at July 19, 2018 09:47 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 09:48 PM (txw6d)
You should always trust your initial instincts.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 09:48 PM (/tuJf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpfQ_6iL1rg
Damn I've seen some weird shit.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 19, 2018 09:48 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2018 09:48 PM (6FqZa)
It's a touching like father like son story as his dad was busted for touching a fully clothed 15 year old on the breast when he was 19. It was a misdemeanor and he did community service. He also got to register as a sex offender the rest of his life. We talked to the prosecutor of the case that had no idea that it would screw up his life like that. Some sex offenders deserve hell. Sometimes they just did something stupid.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:49 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: MichiCanuck at July 19, 2018 09:49 PM (qplvQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
The left has an agenda to advance, they are not interested in dialogue or accommodation.
Peterson like Sarah Palin must be destroyed.
If they can't do it by shouting you down or killing you by a thousand cuts they will set their clown nose on/clown nose off assassins after you.
If fully expect SNL to develop a Peterson character so they can mock him and try to take him out that way.
Because you can't go toe to toe with him because there is simply no one on the left that's smart enough to go at him.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 19, 2018 09:50 PM (UfMVm)
Her sister is a blue tabby. Distinct from the normal gray tabby's you see. I tried to talk my husband into both but no luck. Lock at Austin Pets Alive website and search for a kitten named Thelma, that's her sister.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:51 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:51 PM (JKNZq)
Woman by day, raging bonerstiffy at night like. Y U so judgemental?
*I'm actually surprised more male inmates haven't run this scam*
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 19, 2018 09:51 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
When I was young we had bike jumping contests but just marked the distance. Maybe if my dad wasn't so protective of his Super 8 movie camera I could have found idiot friends to lie down for me to jump over.
Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2018 09:52 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:50 PM (PUmDY)
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I am aware of that. I still stand by my last post.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 09:52 PM (+1YDx)
It's hilarious to hear a bunch of trans-national, open-borders Blame-America-First citizens of the world question President Trump's patriotism. They've attacked the very concept for 50 years.
If Democrats want to see patriotism, they have to go to a museum.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 19, 2018 09:52 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 09:48 PM
'Tis glorious stuff, that! I can see why people would become addicted to that sort of thing...
Hopefully, I won't need it... My GP says I've a high tolerance for pain. He doesn't seem to give a whit now where my gd stones are now precisely, but he thinks bladder, and says they might just stay there...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:52 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PUmDY)
But Doc Martin beckons.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 19, 2018 09:54 PM (88cFV)
You know something? Digging a damn trench to find and dig up a clogged drain line is a bitch when you've got rheumatoid arthritis.
My ass is worn out, soaked with sweat, and I've got dirt in my hair. The dirt flies when you swing a pick, and I had to use the pick a lot because there was some hardpan about 6" or so underneath. At least I didn't get dirt down my ass crack, which I've done before. Sort of like sand in the pussy.
I'm sitting here and need to get up, take a shower, and eat, but when I get up, my feet and knees are gonna hurt.
Poor baby, I am.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2018 09:54 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 09:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 09:45 PM (JKNZq)
If you want the truly big ears experience, get a Savannah - they come from the African serval and so have yuuuge ears. Not that they could ever be mistaken for a blue, given their coat coloring.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 09:55 PM (/qEW2)
My favorite part of this meaty ONT is from the pedo getting snuffed in the pokey: *No motive was given for Ayons attack.*
We truly have idiots writing for the media. But I do love happy endings so there is that.
Posted by: tonypete at July 19, 2018 09:55 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 09:56 PM (y87Qq)
One filled with misery, angst and crisis of existence.
Oh, an improvement then...
Posted by: In Veno Veritits, Natural Born Vagina Inspector at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (e9G8E)
Its complete and uttter bullshit.
They hacked them so we know you hacked us?
It's akin to, "You know how I know your gay?"
This is the retarded nonsense we are getting from our supposed professional LE and IC.
The Russians didn't hack shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (UfMVm)
Portland is a very left-wing city. Professional soccer in the US is very left-wing. Put the two together, and you have the Portland Timbers, which is the most overtly left-wing team that I have seen in any professional sport.
Fans at Timbers' games regularly unfurl large banners (called "tifos") supporting illegal immigration and other left-wing political causes, and the Timbers have already announced its opposition to a November ballot measure that would repeal Oregon's sanctuary state status.
So what did the Timbers do today?
The Portland Timbers have filed a formal protest over their 3-2 loss to LAFC in the 2018 Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup quarterfinals at Banc of California Stadium in Los Angeles Wednesday.
The protest stems from the fact that LAFC appears to have broken U.S. Open Cup rules by fielding six foreign players during the game.
That's right - the "US Open cup" has a limit on the number of foreign players, and the Timbers are demanding that the other team prove that a sufficient number of the other team's players are US citizens or have green cards.
When it's the Timbers' ox being gored, then asking for proof of immigration status is perfectly OK. Otherwise, "no person is illegal".
Posted by: Whatever... at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (dlwIY)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2018 09:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 09:54 PM
Toughen up, Buttercup!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 09:59 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (kufk0)
I have a friend with 4.
I'm jealous. One is a snow leopard-looking rascal. About the prettiest cat I've ever seen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 19, 2018 09:59 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 19, 2018 10:00 PM (JKNZq)
The fed BOP likes to boast, "We put everyone where they can survive."
If the guy deserved the death penalty, fine! Sentence him & execute him, then.
Posted by: strawdog at July 19, 2018 10:01 PM (Cssks)
They won't get Peterson. Not just because he is smart but because he is fully prepared.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 10:01 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:01 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: publius---
Take your wins where you find them.
Posted by: tonypete at July 19, 2018 10:02 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 19, 2018 10:02 PM (BKNxq)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:02 PM (kufk0)
But we should go chronologically. First, we should hear Obama's conversations with Putin. Hillary's, too.
And his conversations with the Iranians.
And especially the conversation from his secret meeting with Fidel in Cuba.
Then we can listen to President Trump.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 19, 2018 10:03 PM (Ndje9)
Those Savannah cats must be mean.
Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2018 10:03 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:04 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Winger at July 19, 2018 09:27 PM (6FqZa)
"She was just seventeen[ sixteen fifteen, you know what I mean..."
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at July 19, 2018 09:32 PM (n9EOP)
Okay, fourteen then. In fact I know she's fourteen, because I was dating her a year ago!
Posted by: Roland T Flakfizer at July 19, 2018 10:04 PM (eXA4G)
Have the Germans forgotten already?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2018 10:04 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:02 PM (kufk0)
So about $40-$50/lb?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:04 PM (y87Qq)
They gorgeous though.
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:05 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:05 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Roland T Flakfizer
I know, right!?
Posted by: Bill Wyman at July 19, 2018 10:05 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:06 PM (kufk0)
I didn't even know what happened until I read about it in the papers.
There is no evidence connecting me to the incident.
You'll never convict me. I have the best lawyers.
You're making me feel unsafe. Stop harassing me.
Posted by: Allegra Budenmayer at July 19, 2018 10:07 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)
https://youtu.be/JdxkVQy7QLM
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 19, 2018 10:07 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2018 10:08 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 10:09 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:09 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2018 09:23
Very cool, that's awesome Hadrian.
Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2018 10:09 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Allegra Budenmayer at July 19, 2018 10:09 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:10 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: All Hail Eris"
I lost it when he got to the allegro part.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2018 10:12 PM (w+Jhj)
someone explain the Allegra Budenmayer thing to me?
It's a fake. Iowahawk said "I bet I can gin up a Twitter mob against someone who doesn't exist" and proceeded to do just that. Lefties were trolled mightily, a bunch of them are trying to figure it out.
There were no links because there are no links (unless you want to check out Iowahawk's Twitter feed). Nothing happened.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2018 10:12 PM (Yu7tY)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2018 09:23
Fantastic! So, Jerk style (my favorite), BBQ, or chipotle-lime?
Posted by: Barky Oscrotebag at July 19, 2018 10:13 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 10:13 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2018 10:12 PM (Yu7tY)
"Nothing happened"? Are you defending Allegra Budenmayer?
With this? I can't even. I am literally shaking and unable to even with this.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:14 PM (y87Qq)
The focus this time: Toxic Awesomeness
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14784
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2018 10:14 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 19, 2018 10:14 PM (5fcTO)
Therse's only 19,500 left in the WHOLE WORLD !
And they're disappearing every day.
But, if I send them $19.00 a month.....
they'll try to shit one.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:14 PM (WsccZ)
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 10:14 PM (n9EOP)
NFL, NFLPA Issue Statement On National Anthem
July 19th, 2018 at 8:48pm CST by Dallas Robinson
This is breaking news. https://bit.ly/2JEuX7M
The NFL and the NFL Players Association have issued a joint statement indicating THE LEAGUE WILL NO LONGER ENFORCE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM PROTEST POLICY INTRODUCED IN MAY. WHICH REQUIRED ALL LEAGUE PERSONNEL TO "STAND AND SHOW RESPECT FOR THE FLAG AND THE ANTHEM."
"The NFL and NFLPA, through recent discussions, have been working on a resolution to the anthem issue. In order to allow this constructive dialogue to continue, we have come to a standstill on the NFLPA's grievance and on the NFL's anthem policy. No new rules relating to the anthem will be issued or enforced for the next several weeks while the confidential discussions are ongoing."
#BoycottNFL
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 19, 2018 10:15 PM (YRXy3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-xQtdu6aOg
Sometimes they are necessary for turning off lawnmowers.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 10:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:15 PM (kufk0)
Bullshit! If it really happened, why hasn't the audio been released, huh? I'm telling you it's all a set up.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Yu7tY)
they'll try to shit one.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:14 PM (WsccZ)
"I Shit a Snow Leopard" sounds like a Wesley Willis song. If it isn't one, it should be.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2018 10:12 PM (Yu7tY)
How easily even the perspicacious are fooled by the liberal media denials!
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
The Running Man was based on a Stephen King short story. Written before THG.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:17 PM (PEJUg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 19, 2018 10:17 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:17 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2018 10:17 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (Yu7tY)
Also votermom, there's a post at twitchy about it (because of course there is) that has most of the relevant tweets and comments.
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/1020025741717712896
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 19, 2018 10:15 PM (YRXy3)
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I would love to, but I can't. I already stopped watching them 4 years ago. I can't not watch them any more than I do right now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 10:19 PM (+1YDx)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:02 PM (kufk0)
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For $1800, better be a Bengal cub.
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 10:19 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 19, 2018 10:15 PM (YRXy3)
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I would love to, but I can't. I already stopped watching them 4 years ago. I can't not watch them any more than I do right now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 10:19 PM (+1YDx)
What is this NFL meme?
Posted by: Hrothgarevitch BOT at July 19, 2018 10:20 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2018 10:20 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: lin-duh
Old enough to start enforcing "if you're hungry, go find some meeses " policy.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 19, 2018 10:20 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at July 19, 2018 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 09:54 PM (8O3HH)
Let me kiss it and make it better.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:20 PM (txw6d)
She paid $7 for a bottle of cold-brew coffee? How much do you think it would cost to save a couple glass bottles, and a pitcher or two, and just brew the crap up at home? Her costs would probably be less than a dollar a bottle. Also, she pays for a pricey gym membership.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 10:21 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: Calm Mentor"
I stopped watching them when they changed the kickoff rules and also making it almost impossible to tackle the QB without getting called for a penalty. This latest dung ball is just more reasons not to watch.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2018 10:21 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
I was at a zoo
and I shit a fuckin snow leopard
flamingoes can suck my balls
Rhinoceros elbows motherfucker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
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The Meese might eat her....
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (kufk0)
Wow. You should auction that hash and buy yourself something nice with the proceeds. You just need to come up with something plausible, it doesn't even have to make sense. Sieverts per hectogram? Special Volunteer/Home Guard?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 19, 2018 10:23 PM (kufk0)
Scum.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 10:09 PM (vWMNq)
I'm not 100% sure, but I think the limited immunity is designed to get past Fifth Amendment invocation.
Which makes it a useless amendment, but these days isn't the 0th amendment, by Emma Lazarus, the only one we listen to?
If I'm wrong and Mueller is giving the Podestas a pass for the exact same crimes Manafort is being prosecuted over, it might give President Trump ammo to dissolve the entire judiciary. Increasingly I wonder how high the stakes are getting...
Posted by: trev006 at July 19, 2018 10:23 PM (S6rSu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 10:23 PM (pY+s4)
and I shit a fuckin snow leopard
flamingoes can suck my balls
Rhinoceros elbows motherfucker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (BRvh1)
*headbutt*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:23 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:24 PM (WsccZ)
Hello Ladyl!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:24 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie"
I think once your eyes bug out that much, they aren't going back to normal.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 19, 2018 10:24 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 10:25 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
I fear it is gonna need a lot of kissin'. Are you up to the task?
I'd better go take that shower first...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2018 10:17 PM (SV/HG)
Wow. You should auction that hash and buy yourself something nice
with the proceeds. You just need to come up with something plausible, it
doesn't even have to make sense. Sieverts per hectogram? Special
Volunteer/Home Guard?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
An SV/HG is what Allegra Budenmeyer is alleged to have used.
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
someone explain the Allegra Budenmayer thing to me?
It's a fake. Iowahawk said "I bet I can gin up a Twitter mob against someone who doesn't exist" and proceeded to do just that. Lefties were trolled mightily, a bunch of them are trying to figure it out.
There were no links because there are no links (unless you want to check out Iowahawk's Twitter feed). Nothing happened.
Posted by: Weirddave
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!! RESIST!!!
Posted by: Allegra Budenmayer at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 10:25 PM (e9G8E)
Were they yellow snow leopards?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 19, 2018 10:27 PM (88cFV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-
They don't smell like snow ?
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:27 PM (WsccZ)
Allegra Budenmayer does butt stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:27 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:27 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 10:28 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
10 kbdabear's antidotes can't come soon enough tonight.
Posted by: visions of cottage cheese
Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics to the rescue
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019983690561216512
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019983785839005696
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019983909495418880
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984008770441216
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984102827667457
Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2018 10:28 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:28 PM (WsccZ)
Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (SV/HG)
I'll never be able to smell Roquefort without thinking of that now.
*gack*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 19, 2018 10:29 PM (FLiOE)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984194921955330
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984300723376129
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984398605799425
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984494600835072
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1019984600410542080
Posted by: kbdabear at July 19, 2018 10:30 PM (0Ntuf)
Siemens-Volts per Henry per Gravitational Constant.
The ability of a human brain to electromagnetically insulate itself from astronomical magnitudes of vapidity.
Alternately known as the inverse milli-Kohn, or Moronality.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:30 PM (BRvh1)
Sweet Jebus, this is hilarious.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 10:30 PM (/3v/C)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 19, 2018 10:15 PM (YRXy3)
They've thrown out the challenge "We indispensable! So we can spit in your face". It's up to the fans to decide if they really are indispensable.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 10:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Capt. Tuttle at July 19, 2018 10:32 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:32 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 19, 2018 10:32 PM (88cFV)
Garrison is an associate professor of English and faculty association
president at St. Mary's University in Calgary and an expert advisor with
EvidenceNetwork.ca, based at the University of Winnipeg.
Is there any way to be a 'genius' in the study of English??
And that 'evidencenetwork.ca?' They have an article that seems to indicate that FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL might just have a few little snags in the beautiful tapestry. Why didn't anyone tell me about this??
http://tinyurl.com/yapvyoh7
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at July 19, 2018 10:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Will Folkes at July 19, 2018 10:33 PM (SV/HG)
Most excellent, sir.
A couple of them are bottomless, my favorite.
A bevy of butt-bunnies prancing bottomless means a well-fertilized ficus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Puddleglum
So it wasn't a documentary produced last year?? What tipped you off?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 19, 2018 10:34 PM (6FqZa)
I'd better go take that shower first...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Hellz yeah, I'm up to the task!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:34 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Barky Oscrotebag at July 19, 2018 10:35 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 10:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mary Budenmayer from Brattleboro, VT at July 19, 2018 10:36 PM (BRvh1)
Well, they're from a country where the age of consent is 12. Though some Mexican states set it as "high" as 15.
So who are we to ask that our immigrants obey our laws? It's cultural imperialism, I tell ya!
Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2018 10:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:36 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:30 PM (BRvh1)
I legitimately didn't know that the 'Siemens' was a unit (looks like 1/R or ℧ ). Huh.
That's my cue to go to bed, I think, 'night errybody. Have a pretty decent Friday if possible.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2018 10:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:17 PM (PEJUg)
Healthy at any weight, fat-shamer!
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mikeski
What, for disemboweling and sacrificing? Bloody Aztecs.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:38 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Puddleglum
So it wasn't a documentary produced last year?? What tipped you off?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Documentary? I thought it was a biography of Allegra Budenmeyer, the dreaded Pirate of Peruvia?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 10:38 PM (pY+s4)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 19, 2018 10:39 PM (88cFV)
Pretty sure Sieverts per hectogram is not how the measurement of radiation dose works. Though I could be wrong if it is measuring dose on fat bikini chick.
Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2018 10:40 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
This chick could lose two children and a small dog's worth of weight, and would just be a skinny annoying asshole instead of a fat annoying asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:40 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 10:40 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:40 PM (+Tibp)
I'd better go take that shower first...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Hellz yeah, I'm up to the task!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:34 PM (txw6d)
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Get a room, you two.
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 10:41 PM (PlGk9)
I'd better go take that shower first...
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:26 PM (8O3HH)
Hellz yeah, I'm up to the task!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:34 PM (txw6d)
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Get a room, you two.
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 10:41 PM (PlGk9)
Right? Making me nauseous, they are.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:41 PM (NWiLs)
A**hole
Posted by: Surfperch at July 19, 2018 10:39 PM (88cFV)
Didn't the Recalcitrant Assholes open for the Flaming Lips that one time?
I don't remember, my eyes were closed the whole time.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:41 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:42 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
This chick could lose two children and a small dog's worth of weight, and would just be a skinny annoying asshole instead of a fat annoying asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:40 PM (BRvh1)
She'd still be about 100 pounds overweight.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:42 PM (txw6d)
https://flashbak.com/ken-russells-pop-art-fantasy-lisztomania-47438/
Posted by: The Bell-Bottom Hat at July 19, 2018 10:42 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:43 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 10:43 PM (+1YDx)
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:40 PM (+Tibp)
Literally every human being who inhabits that village is an arrogant, deranged, self-absorbed sociopath, and yet we're all supposed to believe that the Doc is the curmudgeonly anti-social one who needs to change...
Yeah, i wouldn't wanna hang with or be nice to those people either!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
It should be whisky. But I salute you, sir.
Cheers!
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Insomniac
Well, instead of sittin' there on yer boom-de-yay, why dontcha go out there and save a snow leopard ?"
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (WsccZ)
Iowahawk's experiment is looking fun, I wonder if it will play out as he expects? People are starting to ask and wonder who this person is.
By the way, the Teen Titans show trailer is out and it looks... terrible.
https://youtu.be/d5dIwGAYcWk
Thrill at edgelord Robin, who shoots people and swears!
Chill at emo tween Raven!
Be amazed at pacifist Dove beating on and slicing people with razor wings!
Wonder at the grimdark always-night cinematography!
Puzzle over what the hell Starfire is supposed to be, if not a crack whore with fire powers!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (WsccZ)
Not a lot of snow leopards in Florida.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
*snort*... yeah, you're right actually.
I was just lazily ripping off a louis ck bit without thinking too hard about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:45 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Good Lord, you're right.
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:45 PM (+Tibp)
My guess is that Mr White is now going to learn what its like to be a female victim of male aggression.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JT at
You should always wear a condom when dealing with spotted pussy.
Posted by: X-ray at July 19, 2018 10:46 PM (YdakM)
There's gotta be at least one, right?
Or maybe Iowahawk is actually enough of a mensch to google the name first and make sure it's not in any public records....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:46 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:46 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Insomniac
I thought the drug dealers kept them as pets as a status symbol until they tired of them and set them free.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:47 PM (WsccZ)
Cheers!
Posted by: Blutarski at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (+Tibp)
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Never acquired a taste for whisky. Besides, I drink almost everything at beer speed. So, beer is safest.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 10:47 PM (+1YDx)
Garrison is an associate professor of English and faculty association
president at St. Mary's University in Calgary and an expert advisor with
EvidenceNetwork.ca, based at the University of Winnipeg.
Is there any way to be a 'genius' in the study of English??
And that 'evidencenetwork.ca?' They have an article that seems to indicate that FREE HEALTHCARE FOR ALL might just have a few little snags in the beautiful tapestry. Why didn't anyone tell me about this??
http://tinyurl.com/yapvyoh7
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at July 19, 2018 10:32 PM (oVJmc)
I don't think St. Mary's University in Calgary is a real university. I lived in Calgary for 16 years, and still live fairly near, and I couldn't tell you where in the city it is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:48 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 10:43
No idea, but crack a second one and be well.
Posted by: Farmer at July 19, 2018 10:49 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Mostly the fact that Richard Dawson has been dead for a while now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:49 PM (V2Yro)
You have a fascinating social life. First Publius and now the itinerant lesbians. Your neighborhood has to be interesting.
Posted by: Winston at July 19, 2018 10:49 PM (wgCUV)
"And she has a terrific body."
"Oh, yes?"
He nodded. "Of course," he added judiciously, "it's buried under 220 pounds of wobbling fat. Fortunately I don't mind size in a woman as long as, you know, you don't have to remove a wall or anything to get her out of the house."
Posted by: JPS at July 19, 2018 10:49 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 10:50 PM (WsccZ)
Prediction: A total Euro-collapse within the next 3-5 years.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2018 10:50 PM (Tyii7)
Chill at emo tween Raven!
Be amazed at pacifist Dove beating on and slicing people with razor wings!
Wonder at the grimdark always-night cinematography!
Puzzle over what the hell Starfire is supposed to be, if not a crack whore with fire powers!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM
That is too bad. I looked forward to some silly fun.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 10:50 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Gators got 'em all. They spotted every one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:50 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 19, 2018 10:53 PM (swEzU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:44 PM (39g3+)
My first thought was "wow, RuPaul put on a lot of weight"...
Posted by: The Not-Titani-Like-That Hat at July 19, 2018 10:54 PM (itfg0)
Spent the afternoon fascinated by Iowahawk's experiment - just amazing. Fun, and horrifying.
Posted by: ibguy at July 19, 2018 10:54 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:50 PM (bNb8V)
"In a score that will surprise absolutely no one, The Florida University 'Gators have defeated the Onondaga Community College Snow Leopards by a 300-10 margin.
Next in college sports..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 10:54 PM (BRvh1)
Her stunt went wrong, so she rationalizes a new way she's a victim.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 10:54 PM (oVJmc)
Excellent bootmaker, though.
> "I Shit a Snow Leopard"
I shit a snow leopard
I bit a German Shepherd
I groped a jackalope
Like a stone-cold misanthrope
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 10:54 PM (GXOTw)
You have a fascinating social life. First Publius and now the itinerant lesbians. Your neighborhood has to be interesting.
Posted by: Winston at July 19, 2018 10:49 PM (wgCUV)
I get along with all kinds of people, whether they be pick-swinging ficus- adorners or pot-smoking gypsy lesbians.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 10:55 PM (txw6d)
https://tinyurl.com/yapvtrm3
"The state has declared that it does not want us here. It has passed a law of Jewish supremacy and told us that we will always be second-class citizens," said Ayman Odeh, the leader of the mostly Arab Joint List party.
Oh, you mean like a dhimmi? Shut up, douchebag, and move to Gaza if you think it's so horrible.
Amazing that 20% of Israel are arabs. They'd better keep an eye on their Ted Kennedys or soon it will be nearing 50% and they'll have to deal with their own Ocasio-Cortez problems.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 10:55 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:55 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
But I heard that in the winter there's plenty of snow cougars. They migrate down from New York.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:55 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (PEJUg)
Yep, it's an inverse ohm, informally called a "mho". It was only added as an official SI unit in 1971.
It's the official unit of conductance, the inverse of resistance.
A Siemens(mho) is thus 1 A/V, so a siemens-volt is just an amp.
I'm sure you all were just dying to know that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (PEJUg)
For a very select few.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Animated Hat (24 fps) at July 19, 2018 10:57 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:57 PM (39g3+)
Also, the press bows down to her and doesn't mind being muzzled? My god, what geldings and slaves German journalists are. They sound like they're living in the old East Germany.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:57 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 19, 2018 10:58 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 10:55 PM (PUmDY)
Someone trying to be "dark" and with an "edge" but ends up a whiny and brooding emo.
Posted by: The Dark Hat (now with 20% more edge!) at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (itfg0)
A Siemens(mho) is thus 1 A/V, so a siemens-volt is just an amp.
I'm sure you all were just dying to know that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (8O3HH)
I think I will stick with mho.
And a Sievert is a unit of radiation dosage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (PEJUg)
For a very select few.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
I still owe you an adventure in the Mustang.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 19, 2018 11:00 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 19, 2018 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Reminds me of Hillary roping in the press, or Obama's treatment of them.
And yeah, the new He-Ra is awful. Not that the original was any great shakes, but at least she was noticeably female.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (RfnqA)
Then she might drop a litter of hushpuppies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:01 PM (bNb8V)
Gators got 'em all. They spotted every one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Silly. Floridian snow leopards are striped, not spotted.
They start out spotted, but the color runs in the heat.
Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2018 11:01 PM (P1f+c)
A bag of flour is always helpful in these situations.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 19, 2018 11:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Bbf's lovers everywhere at July 19, 2018 11:01 PM (bnAND)
Posted by: J at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM (mMHUb)
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM (39g3+)
won't force you to eat kale and celery stalks for dinner to keep up with
her diet. But she's dumb, mean, bitchy, and way overweight, with
dangling folds of fat that she wants to hang out around the world, and
that's just nasty.
She did this as a stunt to decry the people she assumed would react to her a certain way.
She began by being offensive. Her whole act was based on a contemptuous view of everybody else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Buy her some candy.
A LOTTA candy !
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 11:04 PM (WsccZ)
'Cause a morbidly-obese dude posing in a speedo in Times Square would totally not attract any comments. Totally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 11:04 PM (GXOTw)
She began by being offensive. Her whole act was based on a contemptuous view of everybody else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM (oVJmc)
If the act catches on, the world may hit Peak Sunscreen decades earlier than expected!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:05 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:05 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Thunder Thighs at July 19, 2018 11:06 PM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:06 PM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/ybxqjeqj
Iowahawk trolling the left 4chan style
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM
Some of my favorites were the tweets asking when violence would become a way of peacefully protesting against her employer and something about feelings over facts. Vey SJW.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 11:06 PM (/+bwe)
https://youtu.be/DfMy1V7Ma8E?t=120
But his boots are the answers to humanity's woes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 11:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 11:07 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Thunder Thighs at July 19, 2018 11:08 PM (RfnqA)
Some of my favorites were the tweets asking when violence would become a way of peacefully protesting against her employer and something about feelings over facts. Vey SJW.
Posted by: NaughtyPine
Peaceful violence with friendly bullets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 11:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
For peace.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 11:09 PM (BRvh1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2018 11:09 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)
Draw smiling faces on them.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 11:09 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Don Martin at July 19, 2018 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2018 11:09 PM (QzJWU)
Don Martin, Jim.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:10 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Bizarro World SuperIowahawk at July 19, 2018 11:11 PM (RfnqA)
It's the official unit of conductance, the inverse of resistance.
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Not exactly. It might also represent susceptance, i.e., the reciprocal of a reactance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2018 11:11 PM (CDGwz)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybu37gyf
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 11:09 PM
I wonders what she's after down there deep in the snow...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 11:12 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2018 11:11 PM (CDGwz)
AC vs. DC, complex plane vs. real line.
Or something like that...
right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2018 11:12 PM (BRvh1)
Ploohbadoof! was Don Martin's sound effect for Wonder Woman releasing her bra.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 11:12 PM (8O3HH)
Just remember, commie: I have a pair of size 12 steel-toed boots just waiting to get up close and personal with your black bandanna.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 11:13 PM (GXOTw)
There's being chubby because of genetics, busy with work, stressed out and snacking too much, etc. And then there is massively obese because you just have no self control.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 11:14 PM (/3v/C)
Ploohbadoof! was Don Martin's sound effect for Wonder Woman releasing her bra.
Death by snoo snoo?
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 19, 2018 11:14 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:10 PM (bNb8V)
I shoulda learned that in Moron Boot Camp.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2018 11:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:16 PM (IqV8l)
"Admittance" is the inverse of impedance.
Unit-wise, they're the same. Really the notion of reactance and impedence is just a phasor steady-state sine-wave AC construct. A very useful one, though.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 19, 2018 11:16 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah exactly. And if you're chubby and happy and healthy, that's a beauty all its own. Cheerful, comfortable, and confident is better than model-looks, to me. And, I suspect most men.
Its nice to LOOK at a hot model, but who'd want to actually live with someone who works all day long to look that way? Her job requires her to be totally self-focused. Yeah Kate Upton looks like heaven with big hooties, but she's got to spend all day to be like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 11:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2018 11:18 PM (CDGwz)
When it's the Timbers' ox being gored, then asking for proof of immigration status is perfectly OK. Otherwise, "no person is illegal".
Posted by: Whatever... at July 19, 2018 09:57 PM (dlwIY)
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That there be funny!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2018 11:18 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:21 PM (IqV8l)
She began by being offensive. Her whole act was based on a contemptuous view of everybody else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2018 11:02 PM (oVJmc)
Yep. She wasnt 'fat shamed' at all. Apparently she was propositioned instead. She was still offended. Grievance is a cult now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 11:22 PM (pY+s4)
Hilarious. I wonder if my hard left buddy who abandoned his life long love of football to suddenly like soccer because its all european and stuff knows about this
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:24 PM (7QnCd)
All the things that make for "goodness".
But then I learned. No, I was taught. In TSOHK.
All the "good ones". Despite their personal marketing campaigns. The "loving ones". The "faithful ones". The "devoted" ones. The "pious" ones.
All were bad. All the "I love yous" in the world add up to exactly nothing. All had a price. A remarkably low price. And the loudest proclaimers of "goodness" were the worst. The "I will pray for yous" and the "God loves you anyways".
The. Worst.
All of "good" humanity are one failure, one betrayal, one crushing disappointment, one incident, one missed chance from being totally evil. Corrupted to the bone.
The honest ones admit it. The dishonest lecture the remainder.
The resulting hate is a powerful drug. And even inspirational in it's own way. And frankly, strangely enjoyable, when you quit fighting the truth of it. Happiness is an illusion. But hate?
Hate can set you free.
YMMV
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:25 PM (XRHct)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:14 PM (39g3+)
Let's not forget Antonio Prohías, who fled Cuba because he was willing to satirize the regime
Posted by: The Grey Spy at July 19, 2018 11:26 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:26 PM (IG9gl)
Spy vs Spy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at July 19, 2018 11:29 PM (km8m2)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (PEJUg)
*irons pantaloons*
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:26 PM (IG9gl)
*types one handedly*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2018 11:29 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: IC at July 19, 2018 10:56 PM (PEJUg)
Somebody call Tickled Pink.
Unless her Dude That Randomly Cries stuffed her corpse in a dumpster. Because then, she's not gonna' answer.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:29 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:29 PM (XRHct)
You sound like a blast at parties.
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:30 PM (IYHxL)
You jest but I'm honestly concerned about that guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:30 PM (39g3+)
I can't watch it enough times either.
Seriously the leg kick attempts. So much fail in one little round ball ...
Posted by: Simplemind at July 19, 2018 11:30 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 19, 2018 11:31 PM (0OmEj)
You jest but I'm honestly concerned about that guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:30 PM (39g3+)
You're worrying about nothing ... he'll be fine.
Pink - OTOH ...
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:31 PM (7QnCd)
Hate can set you free.
YMMV
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:25 PM (XRHct)
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I used to believe that, once upon a time...
In any case, I will pray for you.
You can try and stop me.
If you can.
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 11:32 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2018 11:32 PM (GtG/j)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:32 PM (XRHct)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (bNb8V)
And a Sieve is a measurement of intelligence leaks. And a Sieve conductor is a Reporter Dipshit. I hear Reporter Dipshits are all the rage.
Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2018 11:32 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (IYHxL)
Hate can set you free. "
Lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (V2Yro)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
God doesn't like that ... we covered this earlier.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2018 11:22 PM (pY+s4)
Some of these people are just unhappy with themselves, IMO. But it is much easier to blame other people than do the hard work of change. It just is. People like that girl...there's part of me that is sad for her. But only part.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (IG9gl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (km8m2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (7QnCd)
Yea, I read that earlier thread.
*facepalm*
Posted by: God at July 19, 2018 11:34 PM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at July 19, 2018 11:34 PM (ZucTR)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 19, 2018 11:34 PM (vWMNq)
Okay - Try again.
2018 version.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- TRUUMMPP!!11!!!
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:35 PM (XRHct)
Good grief, these things are like giant mapley sugarcubes. I should probably throw one into a cup of coffee...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2018 11:35 PM (km8m2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:36 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:59 PM (RfnqA)
That was The Sta-Puff Marshmallow Man. Defamation lawsuit papers are being drawn up right now.
Posted by: Doughboy at July 19, 2018 11:37 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2018 11:37 PM (GtG/j)
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Because evil Republicans refused to allocate funds to construct pedestrian overpasses in the Low Income Communities of Feather.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:37 PM (XRHct)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:33 PM (7QnCd)
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I thought it was agreed God doesn't care much about that stuff, much like watching over bathroom stuff.
Man, ya miss a few hours hours here, and apparently ya miss a lot.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (+1YDx)
Why don't all girls wear short skirts to make themselves more attractive?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (km8m2)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 19, 2018 11:31 PM (0OmEj)
Being choked.
Posted by: Zombie Col. Sanders at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: God at July 19, 2018 11:34 PM (IG9gl)
I hope you washed that hand first, young man!
Posted by: God's Mom at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (NbRJx)
Why don't all girls wear short skirts to make themselves more attractive?
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (km8m2)
Link the top pic, with "QED".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:39 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:39 PM (39g3+)
Yes, and like any drug it is addicting...and ends up owning you. The siren song of hate has called to me...it calls to everyone...has a strong pull...but whoa to you if you get caught in its undertow. By the grace of God I chose different eventually, and didn't go under. Didn't let it own me. I am so grateful for that now. So very, very grateful.
Just my story. ymmv
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:40 PM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:37 PM (39g3+)
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Two words.
Latex. Glove.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 11:41 PM (+1YDx)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (+1YDx)
People were posting like crack monkeys today.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:41 PM (IG9gl)
Yes, and like any drug it is addicting...and ends up owning you. The siren song of hate has called to me...it calls to everyone...has a strong pull...but whoa to you if you get caught in its undertow. By the grace of God I chose different eventually, and didn't go under. Didn't let it own me. I am so grateful for that now. So very, very grateful.
Just my story. ymmv
This^^^^^^
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 19, 2018 11:41 PM (0OmEj)
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That's how you get hand babies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:37 PM (39g3+)
I'm the Wilt Chamberlain of hand babies.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:41 PM (7QnCd)
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Doughboy and Strawberry Shortcake?
He gave her a yeast infection.
(cue guy who got butthurt about making off-color jokes about fictional characters)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 11:41 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:42 PM (IqV8l)
Did you hear that Michael Moore got a penis transplant?
Didn't work out. His hand rejected it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 11:42 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:36 PM (7QnCd)
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*returns volley*
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 11:43 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:43 PM (XRHct)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 11:43 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:39 PM (39g3+)
It definitely is not for the corporate world.
But, off the clock I used to wear sundresses a lot. But so few people do anymore, that I was uncomfortable with the looks and compliments. I like my anonymity. So, that ended that. I want to blend in, not stand out.
Can't speak for other women.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:44 PM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 19, 2018 11:44 PM (luqzw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 11:45 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2018 11:46 PM (t6feA)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:36 PM (7QnCd)
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*returns volley*
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 11:43 PM (PlGk9)
*grins*
You people and all your "ride the wave of hate" - I'm telling you - Lacking Emotional Depth is a Hell of a thing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:47 PM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:39 PM (39g3+)
Because a lot (most?) of woman know jack shit about dressing well. They follow trends. Which is why you have women stuffing themselves into skinny jeans like pork sausages, or wearing cocktail dresses to formal events, etc. They don't know any better, and it's what they've been told to wear.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 11:47 PM (/3v/C)
I'd bet half my left nut Trump understands Putin better than Mona Charen does, or any neverTrumper does.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at July 19, 2018 11:47 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 19, 2018 11:47 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:38 PM (bNb8V)
Just don't blame us for the acid rain.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 19, 2018 11:48 PM (/qEW2)
Today I welded up a motor bracket, and hung a 1.5 horse electric motor on it (thought I was getting a half-horse, oh, weeell). Hooked up a power cord to the motor, and the blade ran backwards. Fortunately, it's a reversible motor, and works on either 120 or 240 volts, so I swapped the wires, and it ran forward. Got it running, and made a short diagonal cut through the end of a 2X4. First sawdust! With a dull, old blade at that. I do have new one to install.
I am going to have get a shorter belt. Current one, which was best pick from my stock of used ones, is a tad long. Also, I am going to wire it for 240 circuit. Motor is rated at 14 amps on 120 volts, and that is too close to 15 amps standard breaker for comfort.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:48 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 19, 2018 11:44 PM (luqzw)
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So sorry Captain. Had the same experience with rhabdomyolysis in 12/16.
Hope you are back on track and doing well now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 19, 2018 11:48 PM (+1YDx)
The entire story and point of Christianity is that we're all sinners in the hands of an angry God, a loathsome spider suspended over eternal damnation by a thread. That we're innately sinful by nature, that we're as awful as God will let us get away with, and if we are totally honest, admit that even in our best moments, we're bad people at the same time.
Its a constant struggle against our sinful nature, one which some of us never even engage in, reveling in our sin and filth. Sometimes, all of us let go like that for at least a short time. I know I have, to my eternal shame and despair. Most days I live knojwing God is real the Bible is true, and Jesus' salvation is there, but I won't make it. I feel I'll be turned away at the door.
Remember this? When you said "f*ck God, I'm doing this instead?" You burn.
The problem is we look around us and people seem to be outwardly decent "he's a good man" because of following certain rules or doing certain things the 'right' way. But we're not. We're all lost and hopeless, all hellbound, all steeped in sin. Finding out that people really honestly are like that isn't some proof faith is a lie and goodness is fake. Its proof we need a saviour. The whole Bible is about that.
Remember King David? The man after God's own heart? Who fell in lust with that hot wife of a man, send the guy to die, and took her into his house? Remember Peter, the rock on whom the church is built? Who denied Christ over and over again? Remember Paul, the greatest apostle, the theologian and philosopher, who murdered Christians and spent all his efforts persecuting them?
We're all deep down lost and an honest look in the mirror ends up with us admitting we have it coming. It is only by the grace of God, the doing and dying of Jesus Christ, and the work of the Holy Spirit to apply His perfection in our place that we have any hope at all.
Yeah, people are jerks, people are hypocrites, people are awful, people are sinners. People betray us, hurt us, laugh at our pain. The people we should be able to trust most, let us down. We know this in life. God... never does.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: sOME mORON at July 19, 2018 11:49 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2018 11:50 PM (Vk34r)
You survived sepsis...wow. Some people do not. Or sometimes it metastizes (sp) into flesh eating bacteria. At least I think that is the one. I know I'll get corrected if wrong, so didn't bing it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:50 PM (IG9gl)
- Not sure but Mueller has opened an investigation to find out.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:51 PM (XRHct)
Posted by: RickZ at July 19, 2018 11:51 PM (8lsuS)
Yeah, its not universal, but many women know no more about how to dress than guys do. They just pay more attention to the popular current trends and follow that. Its not so much style as copying what they've been instructed is currently hot.
Cut to: intro of Fast Times at Ridgemont High where they discuss the girls dressing in clumps like the Pumpkin Spice/Ugg brigade today
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:52 PM (39g3+)
His nic is canned hate...it is real...based on other posts. Not judging, just an observation. He laid it out tonight fully.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:52 PM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (51Mhy)
- Not sure but Mueller has opened an investigation to find out.
And the duck gets immunity.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:39 PM (39g3+)
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I wear sundresses often. Have about a dozen of them.
But jeans and t-shirts are a regular uniform, due to living on a farm.
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (PlGk9)
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 19, 2018 11:32 PM (GtG/j)
Don't feel like the Lone Ranger. Hit 60 last fall and still poppin' strongly.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf - Deffsquadz from Above! at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: MAxIE, SJW Elite at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (9TR2V)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Not sure but Mueller has opened an investigation to find out.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate
The chicken has been granted immunity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:44 PM (IG9gl)
Same reason I sold the Harley, got older, and started growing gray in my beard.
The compliments ... "Oh, Your motorcycle is so pretty. Do you work out ? ". Over and Over and Over again. "Its too bad you're married - let me know if you ever want to make her jealous".
Just being a Sex Object - all the time - I like my Anonymity, you know ? And the constant soreness of my hands and forearms from defending my face against the constant stream of aggressive trim. It was too much.
I can't even look at the guitar now without freaking out from the flashbacks.
I ... I can't talk about it anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:54 PM (7QnCd)
IOW, humanity is mightily unimpressive and largely disappointing. If it wasn't for Judaeo-Christian enlightenment who knows where we'd be.
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:55 PM (IYHxL)
Technically those are called hospital gowns.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 19, 2018 11:43 PM
Most people, including most nurses, don't know how to properly tie a hospital gown so one's ass isn't exposed...
A damned doctor showed me how it's done!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 19, 2018 11:55 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2018 11:55 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:56 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: MAxIE, SJW Elite at July 19, 2018 11:56 PM (9TR2V)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp
The chicken has been granted immunity.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Hey!
Posted by: the stool pigeon at July 19, 2018 11:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:49 PM (39g3+)
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Amen.
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 11:57 PM (PlGk9)
'One bad day.'
Posted by: Alan Moore at July 19, 2018 11:57 PM (6FqZa)
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He made them.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:57 PM (XRHct)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:47 PM (7QnCd)
Believe me, there are times I've wished I was wired like that. Just am not.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:57 PM (IG9gl)
Isn't that part of the fun?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (XRHct)
He also gave us free will and promised to never destroy the world again.
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (IYHxL)
I can't even look at the guitar now without freaking out from the flashbacks.
I ... I can't talk about it anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:54 PM (7QnCd)
The Lord would not have given you such a burden, were He not sure you could bear it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (bNb8V)
- Not sure but Mueller has opened an investigation to find out.
And the duck gets immunity.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 19, 2018 11:53 PM (LOq4H)
The bigger question: Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (51Mhy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Hey!
and YOU get immunity! and YOU get immunity! oh sorry not YOU! There is an R after your name!
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (LOq4H)
Whedon is a d1ck but he wrote some good stuff back in the day, and one of the lines he wrote for Buffy the Vampire Slayer has always stuck with me:
"The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... the ecstasy of grief."
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 11:59 PM (hMwEB)
I can't even look at the guitar now without freaking out from the flashbacks.
I ... I can't talk about it anymore.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 19, 2018 11:54 PM (7QnCd)
The Lord would not have given you such a burden, were He not sure you could bear it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:58 PM (bNb8V)
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*snort*
Posted by: SMH at July 19, 2018 11:59 PM (PlGk9)
Audry Spade, Writer
Answered 9h ago
I grew up watching Seinfeld, and to this day my favorite episode is the one where Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer wander around a multi-level parking garage outside of a shopping mall in search of Kramer’s car for the whole episode. That's literally the entire premise - four friends grow increasingly stressed out as they search for their car in a parking garage in New Jersey.
What makes the episode great is that each character has something stupid going on simultaneously that becomes disastrously inconvenient due to their collective inability to remember where they parked. Kramer is lugging around the new air conditioner he just bought, which is the whole reason the four of them are even at the shopping mall to begin with. Jerry has to pee really bad, but refuses to just go ahead and do so outside because he is a neat freak/germaphobe. George is supposed to be meeting his parents for dinner at 6:15 and is afraid he will be late. Meanwhile, Elaine is carrying a goldfish around in a clear plastic bag, mildly concerned that it might die in the tiny airtight space before she is able to get it home.
As the episode wears on, Kramer grows exhausted from hefting the air conditioner around, so he decides to abandon it behind a random car and just memorize the parking space number instead so he can come back for it later. Elaine is begging strangers going by in cars to give them a ride around the building so they can find their car and finally go home, but no one seems interested or has sympathy for the goldfish. Meanwhile, Kramer is busy trying to talk Jerry into peeing in a dark corner where no one can see him, which Jerry eventually does only to be caught by a security guard who doesn't believe his cover story that he suffers from a fictional medical condition called "uromysitisis." While Jerry is in the security guard's office, Elaine, George, and Kramer wonder if he got lost after peeing since he still hasn't returned, a plot twist which George says in annoyance is "like a science fiction story." Elaine decides to branch off on her own to search for Jerry, leaving Kramer and George together with George now having to pee. Kramer also convinces George to pee in a corner, and George gets caught in the act by the same security guard that busted Jerry.
After being fined and released, Jerry and George meet back up with Elaine in the parking garage, and Jerry persuades George to ask an attractive woman for a ride around the building. The woman quickly agrees, only to kick all of them back out of her car seconds later in response to something George says that makes her mad. The exact thing George said to the woman is never directly revealed to the audience, but we know it involves L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology. Fortunately, the woman drops them off right beside Kramer's car. Unfortunately, Kramer is still lost, having become completely separated from everybody else when George got arrested for urinating in public. Kramer has the car keys on him, wherever he is inside the enormous parking garage at this point. Consequently, Jerry, George, and Elaine are forced to spend the next few hours waiting at the locked car for Kramer to turn back up.
By the end of the episode, when at last they are all back in Kramer's car, Jerry and George both have citations for urinating in public, George has completely missed his parents’ anniversary dinner, Elaine's goldfish is dead, and Kramer can't remember where he left the air conditioner they came to the mall for, thus defeating the purpose for the whole trip. To top it all off - and this is really where the episode closely parallels my own life with my shit lousy luck - just as they're finally leaving, Kramer's car won't start.
Seinfeld first aired in 1989, and unlike many of the sitcoms of its time, it wasn't centered around family life and didn't include children in any capacity.
The thing that was great about Seinfeld was its rich lack of political correctness, emotional sway, and connected plot. Disasters repeatedly befall the four friends, but to us they are only funny, never tragic, and by the next episode we’ve moved on. To quote Larry David, there was "no hugging and no learning" in Seinfeld. The characters, though friends, are never mushy-gushy towards one another. Unlike primetime TV's colossal smash hit Friends, which was more like a soap opera with humorous elements, the characters in Seinfeld appear almost sociopathic, often senselessly jilting one another and unerringly succumbing to the worst in themselves. Though Jerry and Elaine make repeated references throughout the series to a past romance they once shared, their history doesn't necessarily add anything to any of the episodes. In fact, both Jerry and Elaine often mention their past relationship when mutually meeting someone for the first time, but the person they're meeting either doesn't care at all or feels mildly uncomfortable and put off by the irrelevance of the information.
No other show was doing anything like this in the early 90s. Where the other sitcoms of the day unerringly seemed to employ vomit-inducing morality lessons and cheap plot twists to keep viewers (small children?) tuning in week after week, Seinfeld alone managed to circumvent all that hoity-toity, scrubbed-clean happy horseshit. This, in turn, only served to endear the show's (adult) audiences - and me, growing up.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2018 11:59 PM (km8m2)
Actually, Ms Poovey in Times Square has kind of cute face.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 20, 2018 12:00 AM (DJmFX)
I think it's called "Disappointment with God", but not sure. It was a lifetime ago.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:00 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:57 PM (IG9gl)
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*Fist bump*
I still believe, despite all evidence to the contrary. And, I mean in the good, not the hate.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 12:00 AM (+1YDx)
And we all fell into sin. God created the perfect representative of all of us: what he did, we would all have done in his place.
If you want to get into theodicy (the origins of evil) that's another topic, but the one person in the universe you can trust always is God. Just don't fall for the mistake of thinking that means He's somehow your puppet. He's the king. Like Lewis wrote in the Narnia books; of course He's not safe.
But He's good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2018 12:00 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 20, 2018 12:01 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2018 12:01 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 20, 2018 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 19, 2018 11:59 PM (km8m2)
I still watch the reruns.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:02 AM (51Mhy)
Posted by: CNN at July 20, 2018 12:02 AM (XRHct)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:03 AM (LOq4H)
Are you busting my chops? I am not a sex object by any stretch of the imagination. Entirely unremarkable. People just weren't used to seeing sundresses anymore. It was the dress, not me.
Dammit, answer someone's question and get shit for it.
Fuck off, Jamie.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:03 AM (IG9gl)
Please keep in mind: that's from Quora, I didn't write it. I'm just sharing it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2018 12:04 AM (km8m2)
>> promised to never destroy the world again
Not quite: promised never to destroy the world **by flood** again.
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:04 AM (vUcdz)
Ultimately, Seinfeld is a satire on the heartless, selfish, self-absorbed young New Yorkers he knew. These people wouldn't lift a finger to help someone, but they'd find witty ways to mock that person. Ending in prison for not helping someone in need was perfect for the show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2018 12:04 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 11:39 PM (39g3+)
It definitely is not for the corporate world.
But, off the clock I used to wear sundresses a lot. But so few people do anymore, that I was uncomfortable with the looks and compliments. I like my anonymity. So, that ended that. I want to blend in, not stand out.
Can't speak for other women.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 19, 2018 11:44 PM (IG9gl)
Too many women either try to dress "empowered" or dress
Of course, women tend to dress to ward off or impress other women for some unfathomable evolutionary reason.
Posted by: The Sun Hat at July 20, 2018 12:04 AM (itfg0)
...
Not necessary to be miserable. Hate can be a motivator, and useful.
"Misery" generally signifies "envy of those who pretend not to experience hate daily".
Make them envy you.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 20, 2018 12:05 AM (XRHct)
The original artists and writers were sheer geniuses (and, yes, they were male, and I didn't give a damn) at writing, drawing, and satire. They took aim at absolutely everybody and everything. Nothing was sacred. Today's snowflakes would melt just looking at the front cover.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 20, 2018 12:06 AM (luqzw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2018 12:06 AM (rnAwa)
Meant to add to the above: found at Quora, just had to share it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2018 12:01 AM (km8m2)
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2018 12:07 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2018 12:07 AM (km8m2)
It seems the art of femininity is being stripped away. Those who maintain it are rewarded with attention from decent men and jealousy from those females incapable or unwilling to be women.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:07 AM (51Mhy)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:03 AM (LOq4H)
Nobody has a dimmer view toward Humanity than me.
But geez ... ya' still gotta' live. Well - I guess you don't HAVE to - but folding your hand, when you don't get another deal, don't make much sense to me.
I've never met a 100% asshole ... but I've met a few 95% assholes. I either cut them out or run them over ... just not worth the time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:08 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2018 12:08 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 12:10 AM (RuIsu)
That has made me so grateful I didn't stay in hate. I wonder...would I have become that ugly inside and destroyed by it. Owned by it. Consumed by it...no longer able to think clearly. It really has been a lesson for me. This is just my story...no moral to it. I do hate still...I'm no Mother Teresa. Big old clown feet of clay. Or cement really. I struggle with it...especially in today's world.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:10 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 20, 2018 12:11 AM (XRHct)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:03 AM (IG9gl)
Me ? I would never do anything of the sort. I can't fathom how you would leap to such a conclusion.
But I'm gonna' need a "sundress pic" ... just to verify your claim.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:12 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
She could be in there, trapped in a fold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:14 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:14 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 20, 2018 12:14 AM (XRHct)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:07 AM (51Mhy)
Both of my Hand-Lovers wear sun dresses. Little hand-sized sun dresses.
True Fact - I do own a thumb-sized Ric Flair Robe ... used to put it on my thumb, then beat the shit out of my kids in thumb-wrestling. Talk shit while I did it too. Give 'em the Woo. Tell 'em To Be the Thumb, you gotta' Beat the Thumb.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:16 AM (7QnCd)
Is that how the show ended?
I didn't watch it. I have heard Seinfeld interviewed by Howard Stern a couple of times and it's really impressive how well he knows who he is and what he does.
He said something brilliant last week which I of course forget, but the takeaway was that this is a guy with a genuinely unique point of view. Those are rare.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 12:17 AM (fuK7c)
The original artists and writers were sheer geniuses (and, yes, they were male, and I didn't give a damn) at writing, drawing, and satire. They took aim at absolutely everybody and everything. Nothing was sacred. Today's snowflakes would melt just looking at the front cover.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 20, 2018 12:06 AM (luqzw)
Back when Mad was just one of the EC Comics, it wasn't doing too well initially and most publishers would have axed it after the first issue to two.
Bill Gaines, OTOH, took the position that just as long as the company overall made a profit, that he'd publish stuff that he liked even if that individual title didn't do so well.
Mad was also, for the longest time, the only publication aside from Consumer Review that never had (actual) advertisements in order to be free to lampoon anyone and everyone they wanted.
We also have to thank them for being the foremost 1st Amendment advocates of their day. They did a parody of "Sing Along With Mad" where they printed parody lyrics and mentioned that they were set to the tune of an actual song. A copyright lawsuit (Irving Berlin et al. v. E.C. Publications, Inc.) was filed against them, and Mad mostly prevailed; however, the other side pushed it to the the Circuit Court where they completely sided with Mad, thus establishing once and for all that parody was fully protected under the 1st Amendment since SCOTUS turned down the appeal.
Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at July 20, 2018 12:17 AM (itfg0)
It identified as a possum.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 20, 2018 12:18 AM (XRHct)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 12:18 AM (fuK7c)
Yeah the idea that women dress to impress men is one of the biggest and most enduring myths of the ages. Women dress to impress each other, its kind of a competition, how women set up their hierarchy, like guys knowing who they could kill and who could kill them: OK you're the top dog, but I can whup that guy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2018 12:18 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2018 12:08 AM (2K6fY)
We will fight for your right to keep and bear spatulas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY
Posted by: Spatula City at July 20, 2018 12:19 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2018 12:19 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:12 AM (7QnCd)
If not work...just jeans and t-shirt gal. Total slob. No make-up. Blend well. No compliments.
*type*
*deletes*
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:19 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 11:48 PM (bNb8V)
If your belt is that loose, you need to get a new one STAT. Loose clothing is dangerous 'round power tools, y'know.
/snrk
*and jealous of mini-UniSaw*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:20 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 20, 2018 12:20 AM (IYHxL)
Please do not think the following is any kind of life style lecture. I believe I pulled out so quickly and easily because I go to the Y three or four times a week and do about a one hour deep water aquatic routine. I drove the rehab people nuts because I refused to slow down. Finally, they would just tell me what to do, then go catch up with their paper work. As I was doing my rehab exercises, I'd look around and realize how very lucky I was. I wasn't coming back from a knee or hip surgery, and I was the youngest patient there. (I was 66 at the time.) All I really needed to do was remind my body what it was supposed to do, not teach it something entirely new. I realized that some of the other people were never going to get much further than they already were.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 20, 2018 12:21 AM (luqzw)
Seinfeld is a sort of comedic philosopher, he thinks about what makes things funny and why and how to craft that and what works and how to take that apart and make sense of it all. His show Comedians in Cars getting Coffee at its best is very informative about comedy and why it works. At its worst its just cringey with unfortunate guests and Seinfeld's ego.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2018 12:21 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:21 AM (IG9gl)
/snrk
*and jealous of mini-UniSaw*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:20 AM (QzJWU)
Sadly, there is no danger of that belt being loose.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:22 AM (bNb8V)
Yes, that. It would be better if I could remember the example I'm thinking of.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 12:23 AM (fuK7c)
Old joke on my old Cougs:
What do the Cougs and possums have in common?
When they"re home, thy play dead, when they go on the road, they get killed."
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:23 AM (LOq4H)
He said something brilliant last week which I of course forget, but the takeaway was that this is a guy with a genuinely unique point of view. Those are rare.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 12:17 AM (fuK7c)
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Seinfeld, long ago I think, was asked what the premise of "Seinfeld" was. The story line, if you will.
He was honest enough, even back then, to admit the show had absolutely no story line. The entire show was the writers that week.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 12:23 AM (+1YDx)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
All because of the Soros-funded efforts of "Chickens Without Borders".
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 20, 2018 12:23 AM (XRHct)
Well not all guys are in the hierarchy thing either. I'm not an alpha dog, I'm not a beta, I'm not really even in the pack. Not all women are in the battle. My mom isn't, she just wears what she likes and thinks works well for her, no matter if its in fashion or not. But many are.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2018 12:24 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:24 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2018 12:19 AM (CDGwz)
Off, my birthday this weekend. Going with a real estate agent to buy some lake front property in Anderson county, Lake Hartwell.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:25 AM (51Mhy)
No worries, just a flashpoint for me (it was my Bar Mitzvah portion).
(Of course, at that time it was "the news," not the Torah :0)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:25 AM (vUcdz)
My air compressor is going to get some spanking-new gauges.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:26 AM (bNb8V)
Only the ACLU could write something so absolutely moronic!
A Pro-Liberty Case for Gun Restrictions
https://bit.ly/2mtMnL7
"In particular, those who support expansive gun rights as a protection against excessive government power should strongly consider how much government intrusion and expanded power they're willing to trade for those rights"
(Where is the poop emoji when you need it)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 20, 2018 12:26 AM (YRXy3)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:25 AM (51Mhy)
Talk to Cannibal Bob ... he's got a couple Boat Anchors he's never gonna' use.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:27 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Alan Moore at July 20, 2018 12:27 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 20, 2018 12:28 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:07 AM (
A out the sundresses...let me add...women complimented me too...maybe more than the men. There was this wistfulness in some of them, I think. They were usually my age or older. This was a decade ago too...since I no longer wear them. So it is not just men who miss it. And it was the dress, not me, in case a certain someone gets all pissy again.
It seems the Kardashians and celebrity set the tone and direction for many now.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:28 AM (IG9gl)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road due to the needs of the service.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 20, 2018 12:29 AM (XRHct)
When they"re home, thy play dead, when they go on the road, they get killed."
This was said about Bud's Duds - the Houston Oilers - as well.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 20, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:25 AM (51Mhy)
Happiest of Birthdays to You!!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:29 AM (IG9gl)
>> Lake Hartwell
One of my guilty pleasures is the cable show Barnwood Builders. Their most recent episode was about a cabin they built on that lake.
Cool.
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:29 AM (vUcdz)
A: 'Cause he was stapled to the chicken.
*rimshot*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:30 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 20, 2018 12:30 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:30 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:04 AM (vUcdz)
I stand corrected.
Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike
We've seen rain but we haven't seen fire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 12:31 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:28 AM (IG9gl)
If the Kardashians weren't such pieces of shit, I would laud their attempts at femininity. But if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass hoppin.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:32 AM (51Mhy)
What do you say to an NFL player in a suit and tie?
Will the defendant please rise.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:32 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:33 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:33 AM (bNb8V)
It seems the Kardashians and celebrity set the tone and direction for many now.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:28 AM (IG9gl)
For the love of Teh Horde, please change that "no longer wear them", at least, to "I only wear them to special occasions", or the like.
We NEED good women to dress like they actually relish the being of womanhood with which they, and subsequently, we vermin (men), are blessed.
You can deny us your essence, but dammit, don't deny us your visage, m'kay?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:28 AM (IG9gl)
plat ... you're overly sensitive about this. I wasn't pissy - it was just a little teasing. And I'm sure you looked nice. Nobody compliments just the dress.
But you sure seem to want everybody to think you didn't look nice in the dress.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:33 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:34 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:29 AM (vUcdz)
And it not be cheap. But I'm living in my semi socking the cash away.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:34 AM (51Mhy)
Only the ACLU could write something so absolutely moronic!
A Pro-Liberty Case for Gun Restrictions
https://bit.ly/2mtMnL7
"In particular, those who support expansive gun rights as a protection against excessive government power should strongly consider how much government intrusion and expanded power they're willing to trade for those rights"
(Where is the poop emoji when you need it)
I could not stand to read this steaming pile of dogshit, could not get past the first few paragraphs. The ACLU is just another leftist sewer that should just be closed down for the good of us all. Such a sad ending to a once good operation.
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 20, 2018 12:35 AM (0OmEj)
Guy who commissioned the build did it in memory of his wife, who had passed a few months prior, and had actually picked out both the site and the cabin.
Very moving, bittersweet.
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:36 AM (vUcdz)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 20, 2018 12:37 AM (luqzw)
Guy who commissioned the build did it in memory of his wife, who had passed a few months prior, and had actually picked out both the site and the cabin.
Very moving, bittersweet.
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:36 AM (vUcdz)
I'm building it for my children so when I'm gone, they have a place to go with their families.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:37 AM (51Mhy)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:38 AM (vUcdz)
That is SO wonderful - Yasher koach!
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:38 AM (vUcdz)
I don't know what that means but considering the source, I'll say it's good.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:40 AM (51Mhy)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- formerly Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at July 20, 2018 12:37 AM (luqzw)
Treat yourself ... you've earned it.
Big fan of the sport-coat / button-down / jeans / boots combo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:40 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:33 AM (7QnCd)
Well, I was just thinking I came off like an ass. It really was the dress. I swear...It was "I like your dress." I was answering Christopher Taylor's question, which was why don't people wear them. Also, this was over a decade ago. I haven't been that person in forever.
Ya know, whenever I answer Taylor's questions I get myself in trouble...I'm doing something wrong.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:41 AM (IG9gl)
https://youtu.be/yXV98zLej-A
Posted by: buzzion at July 20, 2018 12:43 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2018 12:43 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: ibguy at July 20, 2018 12:44 AM (vUcdz)
But if the SHTF, I'm quite well acquainted with my inner, cold hearted sociopathic garbage removal technician.
Hate is for amateurs.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:45 AM (QzJWU)
plat ... you're fine. Shake it off.
I 'oughta know ... I AM an ass.
But something's in your head about that dress - looking nice - I dunno'. I don't have the Full Set of Emotions. Can't help.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:45 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:37 AM (51Mhy)
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That is cool. I wish we had been in touch back in the bad days of 2010. I (we, pre divorce) had a 4 acre lakefront lot with 2 separate docks on Hartwell.
During a divorce sale during the bad times, another 'Ron could have had them for a song.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 12:47 AM (+1YDx)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:48 AM (7QnCd)
Carry on as usual. I'll just hang in the background for a while.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 12:48 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 20, 2018 12:49 AM (7KYil)
During a divorce sale during the bad times, another 'Ron could have had them for a song.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 12:47 AM (+1YDx)
Is Hartwell that artificial lake with a maze of tiny inlets and canals, with boat docks everywhere? Saw such a lake on of those real-estate shows on the TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:49 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Adriane the Medical Technology Critic ... at July 20, 2018 12:50 AM (AoK0a)
That merits a drink.
In real life, not in "USB" ville. Seriously, you get in my coordinates, I'm buying the first round.
And then you can tell me the unpublishable story, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:50 AM (QzJWU)
Carry on as usual. I'll just hang in the background for a while.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 12:48 AM (m45I2)
Good on you, Doc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:51 AM (bNb8V)
Life, as Hickok says, is good.
Looking back at the ride thus far, it's been interesting and scary at times. But there is my beloved ginger, who stole my soul so many years ago--I very much got the better of that deal.
She is my rock. We managed to raise 2 beautiful daughters who are doing extremely well--not a bad job, I think, for two amateurs. They're a fitting legacy for a man to leave.
And of course, having the privilege of living in the most exceptional country on the planet hurts nothing.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:51 AM (S/hVx)
Somebody take my friggin' man-card.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 12:48 AM (7QnCd)
lol
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:53 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 12:54 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:55 AM (bNb8V)
And of course, having the privilege of living in the most exceptional country on the planet hurts nothing.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 12:51 AM (S/hVx)
Hey, Irongrampa?
No small number of Morons and 'Ettes here are your legacy, too.
And you should take a wee bit of comfort in that fact.
Thank that red-headed wifely rock of yours for us, and know that she, through you, have been a rock for many here, through the years.
We're all a part of you and are... family... if you'll have us, sir*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*pro-tip. provide your actual family with ample warning and instructions as to Teh Horde!
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 12:55 AM (QzJWU)
Somebody take my friggin' man-card.
Who are we to judge? Give me a minute.
OK, does your husband also post?
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:56 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Off the reservation"
Haven't heard Dr.Hook in years and forgotten about them. I had to watch about 5 more videos for nostalgia. What incredibly fun, good time rock and roll music that was.
Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2018 12:57 AM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 12:48 AM (m45I2)
Yes, Scogg Dog and I will continue our discussion on fashion. It may be time to move on to shoes and purses.
Congrats Muldoon on that diagnosis. You should feel good. I remember those docs fondly. Never forget them.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 12:57 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 12:49 AM (bNb8V)
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It is. GA shares this lake with SC. GA has no natural lakes. The are all COE engineered.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 12:57 AM (+1YDx)
Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2018 12:58 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 12:54 AM (RuIsu)
Don't lick the icing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcQlqJ9BPJ8
Posted by: Puella Magi Petasum Magica at July 20, 2018 12:59 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 12:59 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:00 AM (IG9gl)
"Be grateful and drink your dammed Scotch"
I am a member but I think his Thursday shows are free. His ending monologue was on generally being grateful but that was a great moron ending.
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 01:01 AM (YdakM)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 12:57 AM (+1YDx)
I would like to see them adopt a scheme like that for reclaiming the site of the oil sands mines at Ft. MacMurray, Alberta. Make ridges and channels, and flood the channels to make lakes, and sell building sites on the ridges. Don't turn it back into useless swamp; make it into attractive habitat for humans. We have plenty of useless swamp in the North.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 01:03 AM (bNb8V)
Somebody take my friggin' man-card.
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Who are we to judge? Give me a minute.
OK, does your husband also post?
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 12:56 AM (LOq4H)
Our love is as real and valid as anyone else's !!!
*defiant chin tilt*
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 01:04 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2018 12:58 AM (+lOpA)
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Find me one and post the link.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 01:04 AM (+1YDx)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
*****
It's a deal
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 01:04 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 01:04 AM (+1YDx)
Does the Great Dismal Swamp count as a lake?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 01:06 AM (bNb8V)
That makes it ... pretty much a child. A Machine Child.
Wow. I need a drink.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 01:07 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 01:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 01:04 AM (m45I2)
Cool. We'll take photos.
And later, Teh Horde can try to discern the "who is who" from the pixelated mess of what we post in the aftermath.
*wicked grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 01:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 12:59 AM (RuIsu)
A little mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRguZr0xCOc
Posted by: Bucky at July 20, 2018 01:08 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at July 20, 2018 12:34 AM (51Mhy)
What you are doing for your children is wonderful. Really moving. But living in your Semi? I think you deserve better and I'm sure they think so too. At least get a little motor home for yourself. Some creature comforts. Sorry, the older sister gene knows no boundaries sometimes.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:09 AM (IG9gl)
I am outa here, too. Getting right sleepy, and tomorrow I may have to hit the road to go to work. Or not. Depends if they get casing in the ground OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 01:10 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:10 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 01:06 AM (bNb8V)
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Since it involves GA in no way whatsoever, no.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 01:10 AM (+1YDx)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 12:59 AM (RuIsu)
I've always wanted a matching Crocs / Messenger Bag combo.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 01:11 AM (7QnCd)
Posted by: florida at July 20, 2018 01:12 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 20, 2018 01:14 AM (7QnCd)
You might send a quick prayer and e-mail for our President, he certainly could use the help and encouragement.
We are , I believe, on the cusp of a momentous, dangerous time in our journey as a country.
We'll prevail in this as we have in similar situations, because as Americans we're denied the option of failing. It will NOT be easy.
So remember, we are Americans, thus you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Goes with the country we live in.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: florida at July 20, 2018 01:12 AM (LOq4H)
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Not sure about that, but if it is, it is because of man made lakes, not natural ones, because GA has none of those.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (+1YDx)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:19 AM (IG9gl)
We may need to clone you too. Send you and Iron Grampa out together. People have no survival skills. Need some can do gumption.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:21 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 20, 2018 01:22 AM (LOq4H)
Good night to all I've missed.
Sleep well, stay sane, drink covfefe.
Thanks for your company on this wonderful summer night.
Peace out.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 20, 2018 01:23 AM (IG9gl)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:24 AM (LMcFk)
Not the same exactly. But a machine we use daily failed and a replacement machine would take 4 months to be delivered. I took ours apart. Replaced a bearing with the wrong type to get us by because of cost. I kinda felt bad doing it since I knew the "right way to fix it". But for the company it made more sense. A thrust bearing cost 5 times what a normal bearing would which would limp it through until the new machine showed up.
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 01:24 AM (YdakM)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:28 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (RuIsu)
And that keeps you up at night? Must've been traumatic!
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:30 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 20, 2018 01:35 AM (+1YDx)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2018 01:35 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:35 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 01:18 AM (RuIsu)
And that keeps you up at night? Must've been traumatic!
Posted by: Average Guy
The scary part is if he has trouble opening the hood cause he thinks there is something in there he can fix. And then watches a youtube to fix his brakes.
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 01:37 AM (YdakM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 01:37 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 01:37 AM (YdakM)
Natural selection.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:40 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 01:42 AM (YdakM)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 01:43 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2018 01:45 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 20, 2018 01:45 AM (rJUlF)
-Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 01:43 AM (kWQPe)
On the cheap? Bubble wrap. For about twenty bucks or so, there was that old "Simon" electronic game where you had to follow the pattern to enhance memory.
I know this because I got Mom the former and Dad the latter.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 01:47 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:47 AM (LMcFk)
ALLEGRA
(CLAP)
BUDENMAYER
(CLAP)
DID
(CLAP)
NOTHING
(CLAP)
WRONG!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 20, 2018 01:45 AM (rJUlF)
Well, it sounds like she needs to be tested for gonorrhea.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 20, 2018 01:49 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone
I did this with my Mom. So what she wanted was someone to talk to. You know your Dad what did he like?
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 01:49 AM (YdakM)
I know this because I got Mom the former and Dad the latter.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 01:47 AM (Ckg4U)
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Bubble wrap? Seriously?
Christmas morning must have been a real thrill at your place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 01:50 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 01:50 AM (kWQPe)
https://twitter.com/Daddy_Warpig/status/1020158397126070272
Posted by: The More-than-marvelous Hat at July 20, 2018 01:51 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:51 AM (LMcFk)
Christmas morning must have been a real thrill at your place."
-Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 01:50 AM (CSNuj)
If you met Mom, you'd know how much she loves it. After the stroke, it is good stress and physical therapy.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
Why do you eat meat without remorse?
by Chris Bast
Answered 30m ago
Oh, I don't just eat meat without remorse. I eat it with glee.
I looove me some meat.
If animals didn't want to be eaten they shouldn't have evolved to be so delicious. It's their own fault, really.
Seriously though, why the fuck should I feel remorse? I am a predator from a predator species. I am biologically programmed to desire meat. Do you ask the lion why it eats meat without remorse? Or the wolf? Or the bear? Or the other great apes around the world that also eat meat, just like humans do?
No, of course you don't. Only humans have to put up with this self-righteous bullshit argument that we should feel bad about killing and eating other animals.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 20, 2018 01:53 AM (km8m2)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 01:55 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 01:55 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 20, 2018 01:56 AM (vZj1b)
...yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 01:56 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 01:51 AM (Ckg4U)
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You're a good son andd a weasel among weasels, Slap.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 01:57 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 20, 2018 01:58 AM (h8kDo)
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 02:01 AM (YdakM)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 02:02 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 02:02 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2018 02:05 AM (9Om/r)
She also plays solitaire on the laptop, so as to find the skills she lost on her right side. When she cheats with her left hand, I chide her a bit.
She smiles.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Good parents always receive less than they deserve as far as their children consider worthy. But then, what mere mortal child could deliver such worthy deserts?
Posted by: The Thankful Hat at July 20, 2018 02:08 AM (itfg0)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2018 02:05 AM (9Om/r)
What you don't see are the three moons that orbit her at all times. One look was one too many.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Heh, my food poops on your food. Peta, peeps eating tasty animals.
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 02:08 AM (kWQPe)
Sucks being 6 hours ahead of EST so I'm late on commenting. Anyway, this observation is very accurate. If you like to torture yourself watching smug lefty webshows (I'm think Sam Seder's "Majority Report" in particular), they attack Peterson all the time. They try to hit him as a faux-intellectual, or that his audience is a bunch of morons enraptured by his simple, racist/sexist/mysogenistic pied-piper call. What it really means is they are terrified someone is speaking simple truths to young people, and young people are listening.
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 20, 2018 02:10 AM (MQMD9)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 20, 2018 02:11 AM (MQMD9)
BTW, she's still hot, and still wears a sundress on occasion.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 02:13 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)
There are no moons anymore. Their orbit decayed due to her immense gravity and they crashed into her. You can see the impact craters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2018 02:15 AM (9Om/r)
Peep sights, early war style (reproduction AO rifle, my reloads). In two shots, both I and the other RO were hitting 4-inch steel plates at 50 meters.
Point being, what a fantastic weapon in the early 1940s. Light (ammo is light, too), completely natural to shoot accurately (esp. for practical accuracy, the only kind that matters in action).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 02:16 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 02:16 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2018 10:59
Just woke up for a minute to eat some bacon. And I've noticed you have a cromulent point there sir. Be well and good day.
Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2018 02:19 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 20, 2018 02:16 AM (QDnY+)
Might be a little too much for Infidel's dad.
Posted by: Average Guy at July 20, 2018 02:19 AM (LMcFk)
-Posted by: The Thankful Hat at July 20, 2018 02:08 AM (itfg0)
I'm not quite "white-knuckling" it, but when one can't talk and the other can't listen/remember, you get the frustration of dealing with their interactions. I say, "It's going to be okay" about a hundred times a day.
Leaving for work is stressful. I'm going to need someone else here if Mom doesn't improve, but she seems to be able to use more words and a bit more motor skill on a daily basis, so I'm hopeful.
Watching their frustration is the most painful thing of all. They were such Capable Americans and never needed outside help.
On top of that, the freaking County stopped by for a 'wellness check', a.k.a. "Sticking Their Nose In"-visit.
Now... I could charm the pants off a shark, but I am wary of The State even being involved. ...because they're here to help.
I've got broad shoulders, but we'll see how far I can carry this. I may need to call for help, eventually. I certainly hope I don't.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Average Guy
You should worry more if we see her the same as you see her. One of the reasons to stay married. You still have 20ish images in your brain of your wife.
Posted by: X-ray at July 20, 2018 02:23 AM (YdakM)
-Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 20, 2018 02:15 AM (9Om/r)
Laughing My Fucking Ass Off!
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Be well Slap. My prayers and thoughts are w/ you. Give me a call tomorrow night if it works out.
Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2018 02:34 AM (yJ1e6)
My Brother stopped by yesterday and today, which gave me a break from cooking, cleaning, etc. God bless him for taking the time he's taking from an hour away. He's a hotel manager and his hours are long and screwy.
I got twelve hours of sleep last night and I obviously needed them. I am coordinating with my Bro, so he knows the medications, treatments, exercises, etc.
We've also gone over Dad's files and his finances. I think my Brother will have Power of Attorney, as he's smarter than me. Don't get me wrong, I'm no dummy, but he's as practical as me and doesn't have my medical issues. I know he would do a good job.
Since they are living with me, I'll take those duties should he say so.
Like a gay pride parade, there are a lot of balls in the air.
...and now I have to mop my kitchen floor.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:41 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Farmer at July 20, 2018 02:34 AM (yJ1e6)
Thank You, Brother. If I can't, don't worry. I will, eventually.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)
A Pro-life ad in Australia warns of a situation that in many states in the U.S. the pro-life movement would love to see happen...
https://twitter.com/susie_neale/status/1020196331426496512
Posted by: The Bemused Hat at July 20, 2018 02:45 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 20, 2018 02:59 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 20, 2018 03:03 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:19 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:19 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:19 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:20 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:20 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:20 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 20, 2018 03:21 AM (vbvxt)
So THAT's the kind of day it is.
Weird Dave, you have earned the nick rightfully.
Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2018 03:37 AM (cOHsM)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 03:38 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: creeper at July 20, 2018 03:39 AM (wLwk2)
What sucks more, rap or the Beatles? Trick question, since the earth just imploded with suckage due to both being mentioned in same sentence
7:17 PM · Oct 26, 2011
https://mobile.twitter.com/benshapiro/status/ 129335828328620033
This fucking guy.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 20, 2018 03:42 AM (ZDXYb)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 03:43 AM (pHfeF)
Disagree. Not good. I didn't read the article.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2018 03:52 AM (CwOPz)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2018 03:59 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at July 20, 2018 04:00 AM (WrY3/)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone at July 20, 2018 04:08 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 20, 2018 03:59 AM (e1mEI)
Sounds like a great policy to implement here in London.
Posted by: Sadiq Kahn, Compulsive gun knife screw driver bottle opener spatula grab at July 20, 2018 04:08 AM (88cFV)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 20, 2018 04:14 AM (88cFV)
Posted by: fluffy at July 20, 2018 04:41 AM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 04:46 AM (pHfeF)
****** crash bang rattle *****
Foggy awareness
***** more crash bang rattle ********
Full awareness, that's the a/c unit outside the house
Yup, today is going to be expensive
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 20, 2018 04:57 AM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 04:59 AM (pHfeF)
Yup, today is going to be expensive
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Just slap some hot iron to it. That, plus a couple of good whacks with the 4# sledge, and it'll be right as rain.
It's the American Way.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2018 05:02 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 20, 2018 05:04 AM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 05:06 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
You're not from around here, are ya. You gotta experiment a bit. It's on page 23 of How To Fix Shit, American Man-Style 3rd edition, 1923.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 20, 2018 05:09 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at July 20, 2018 05:14 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 20, 2018 05:15 AM (2xR5z)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9dw2jmz
The Tree That Every Prepper Should Grow In His Backyard
Moringa has been called the "Miracle Tree" and for good reason.
It's one of the top superfoods out there on par with avocado, salmon, quinoa, or turmeric just to name a few.
The versatility of this plant is unparalleled given how it can be used in so many different ways for survival.
If I had to choose only one kind of tree to grow in my backyard this would be it.
What is Moringa?
The Tree That Every Prepper Should Grow In His Backyard
Moringa is a tree that loves arid conditions, and many countries with such climates have been utilizing it for centuries, with great success.
It has over 90 nutrients, including 8 essential amino acids that our bodies need but cannot produce on their own.
It's like vitamins are growing on this tree - B, B1, B2, B3, D, and E are all represented in large amounts.
The Moringa has three times as much iron as spinach, four times the calcium of milk, four times the vitamin A found in carrots and is even higher in vitamin C than oranges!
It also contains large amounts of magnesium and phosphorus.
Being a powerful superfood, it has now made its way into the lives of many in the northern part of the globe as well.
The U.S.A is no exception and the Moringa can be grown outdoors in many southern and western states.
For the cooler states a greenhouse in your backyard will do just fine. Or you can grow it indoors.
An added benefit you'll probably love about this tree is that pests do not attack it, making it easy to grow year-round with very little expense.
--SNIP--
Posted by: RickZ at July 20, 2018 05:21 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at July 20, 2018 05:28 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 20, 2018 05:30 AM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2018 05:32 AM (KMCxZ)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 05:32 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 05:34 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 20, 2018 05:37 AM (5kFuV)
And opening a hole for Democrats to sink Kavanaugh?
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 05:40 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 05:55 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2018 05:58 AM (KMCxZ)
Another look at that.
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 05:59 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2018 06:02 AM (KMCxZ)
Posted by: fluffy at July 20, 2018 06:02 AM (cHbmY)
There are always those lurkers. Who knows what they are doing and why?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Beware of lurking Tyrants at July 20, 2018 06:04 AM (V8bv6)
I'd assume by advanced degrees earned and successful clinical experience and ability to clearly and concisely express himself he would be well north of 133 IQ. Hells bells, decades ago, it was assumed that a 120 IQ was the minimum necessary just to graduate college.
So genius. It's not a bad thing.
For some it's a bit of a curse.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 06:04 AM (LOgQ4)
Framing with metal studs at a nursing home that had water damage.
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:10 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:12 AM (pHfeF)
Wake up this AM to some much needed rain, then 2 lightning flashes later, the power goes out. We are on a private well, so I'm hoping it comes back on soon. Plus, no electricicals means not coffee.
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)
Debating whether to drop a dime on neighbor with an out of control aggressive dog. I have witnessed it charge and follow a school bus, my car, another neighbors car, a neighbor on bicycle (she has now stopped riding her bike past their house -- something she always did). Yesterday it charged after a brand new 16 year old driver in a Jeep. It also confronts me -- on my own freaking property. It leaves its own property and I have seen it stray at least 500 feet away. Last winter I saw it drop a deuce on my front walkway, 20 feet from my house and 300 feet away from their house.
We have a leash law in this town and we are supposed to call, email, or write the SPCA to handle complaints. I keep thinking these people will get a fvcking clue but they don't seem very bright.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 06:26 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:27 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:28 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip
I'm lucky. When Uverse installed our TV/Wifi gateway, the also included a battery backup that's supposed to be good for 12 hours.
I hope I don't need to test the hours on it today.
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 06:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip
I don't have a big pressure tank. My wife and I go on outage water conservation. She gets the main bathroom toilet, I get the guest bathroom.
NO FLUSHIES!!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 06:32 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:33 AM (pHfeF)
I keep about 12 gallon bottles of water stashed outside for power outages. Pop the top of the toilet, pour in a gallon or so, and flush away. The power company has my street on the lowest priority in power outages. We've learned. Sixty eight hours without power this winter. A new record.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 06:35 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:35 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 20, 2018 06:36 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:36 AM (pHfeF)
I am loathe to get the Government involved unless the dog actually bites someone. Even then, I want to help them because Fuck the Government.
Maybe the gift of a book "Cesar Millan, Cesar's Way" will help them.
He rehabilitates dogs. He trains people.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 06:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Have a great day, stay cool.
Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2018 06:39 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 06:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 06:41 AM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 06:42 AM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Skip
We keep gallon bottles of drinking water in the house. This time of the year, I can walk three houses to the lake and get a 5 gallon bucket for flushing if need be.
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 06:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite
That's one big fvcking issue. They need to buy a leash and train the dog. Teach him the boundaries of their property.
Dogs aren't that dumb. Lazy people are the issue.
'Killing with kindness' is another problem to me. That dog is eventually going to get run over or worse. I've told them before, because of the mice in the area, I have poison outside on my property, and it's best to keep their pet away. Freakin' mice even set up a nest in my power box one season. I gotta kill them before they kill me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 06:44 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)
Then you have already made up your mind. Do it.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 06:46 AM (Ckg4U)
I am loathe to get the Government involved unless the dog actually bites someone.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 06:37 AM (Ckg4U)
I'd call. The dog is showing behavior that leads you to expect it might bite someone, and if that bite disfigures someone or otherwise ruins the day/week/life of someone, that'll be too late.
Posted by: m at July 20, 2018 06:49 AM (CwOPz)
Thanks for input guys/girls. I hate to be 'the snitch'. I think I've let my displeasure show, especially when the dog came after my wife, who was trying to put a letter in the mailbox and the dog repeatedly charged her for like five minutes. I was working in the backyard and was wondering what the commotion was about. When the owner finally, finally appeared the four letter words were flowing from me -- something to the effect, "That goddamn dog needs to be on a leash."
Maybe I wasn't clear enough.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 06:55 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 06:58 AM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 20, 2018 07:00 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 20, 2018 07:01 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone aka nurse tatchet at July 20, 2018 07:01 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 20, 2018 07:01 AM (KMCxZ)
If the behavior is allowed to persist, however, the hunt becomes the behavior that allows them to go to that next level.
Irresponsible owners a problem. People who excite the dogs are also a problem.
Not many know, but petting your dog to "calm it down" is the WORST thing you can do. You are reinforcing the behavior, as the dog wants to own the owner.
YOU are the owner, master and King of your establishment. A calm dog is a happy dog.
There are many mistakes that are commonly made by dog owners. Pampered pooches aren't necessarily bad, but "Baby Voice" and coddling during an out-lash are the worst things you can do for your dog, should they act in a manner you disapprove of.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:03 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone aka nurse ratchet at July 20, 2018 07:03 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2018 07:06 AM (UdKB7)
-Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 06:58 AM (DAdSz)
Thank You.
My Brother and I went over that yesterday. I may need a caregiver in the home when I'm not here.
Both of my Parents have freaking Platinum-Level insurance through their former workplaces.
Medicare also helps. My Brother and I will fill-in the cooking, cleaning and maintenance.
Thank you for asking.
{{{Cheriebebe}}}
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: freaked
Paintball practice might be an option
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:08 AM (8ikIW)
Okay, what devilment can I get into today
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)
-Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:08 AM (8ikIW)
*HAH!*
I approve this message.
-Your Friendly Neighborhood Slapweasel.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:10 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: tonypete at July 20, 2018 07:12 AM (Un7SJ)
'Students who get in trouble for offenses such as fighting in a public place, criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and theft would be referred to a program for help instead of going to court.
Here's some of the things students can do to get into the program:
Affray (fighting in a public place)
Criminal trespass
Disorderly conduct
Disrupting a public school
Obstruction
Possession of alcohol
Possession of cigarettes
Possession of less than one ounce of marijuana
Simple assault
Simple battery
Terroristic threats
Theft
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2018 07:13 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: tonypete
Any chance for catch up sleep this weekend?
Be careful. Lack of sleep and driving is not good
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:15 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite
You reminded me: One time the dog repeatedly charged me in my driveway. I wanted to check the mail. I held my ground. About five minutes later the wife came out. The dog ignored her. Finally she grabbed him by the collar and handed him a treat.
Is that the sort of 'rewarding bad behavior' you're talking about? All I could think of was what a stupid bitch she was.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 07:15 AM (LOgQ4)
Mornin' jackwagons.
I clicked through that bacon is bad article and found out that the original story was missing one word.
Bacon.
Not mentioned ONCE in the original, longer article. But it did mention beef jerky a bunch of times. The "journalists" in Philly substituted the terms specifically to stir the pot in their shorter article.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2018 07:16 AM (eXA4G)
of course crime rates go down when crimes are not reported.
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2018 07:16 AM (UdKB7)
Those kind of programs are a favorite of Democrat sheriffs, so that they can then turn around and say "Look how much we lowered youth crime!"...
By simply pretending things didn't happen, and moving them out of the courts.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 20, 2018 07:17 AM (J+mig)
Be careful. Lack of sleep and driving is not good
Posted by: Bruce
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True that Bruce. I have an 90 min drive to get to work after one of those nights. I did notice they have guardrails up most of the way so I should be okay.
You know you are tired when that thought starts to make sense. Or, I will just close one eye. . .
Posted by: tonypete at July 20, 2018 07:17 AM (sBm2i)
Posted by: tonypete at July 20, 2018 07:18 AM (sBm2i)
High school in the late 60's . Most of this behavior would have either been getting expelled, or put into the remedial studies room. I think that's what it was called. Basically in school all day detention. We called it the "Retard Room"
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:19 AM (8ikIW)
Affray (fighting in a public place)
Criminal trespass
Disorderly conduct
Disrupting a public school
Obstruction
Possession of alcohol
Possession of cigarettes
Possession of less than one ounce of marijuana
Simple assault
Simple battery
Terroristic threats
Theft
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 20, 2018 07:19 AM (yQpMk)
Cops around here let the natives off for all kinds of shit. I talked to a deputy the other day who acknowledged it. He said they did it to "maintain a good relationship with the public".
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2018 07:20 AM (UdKB7)
You were right to stand your ground as most dogs 'display' aggression without actually wanting to attack.
Unchecked, this 'display' becomes 'confidence' and the dog will eventually bite someone.
I'd be willing to bet a dollar to a donut that they 'roughhouse' with the dog and instigate its behavior.
While the dog understands who is King of the Castle inside the house, they think they are doing a good thing by charging or chasing people on a territorial level.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
And since most schools have been turned into day care centers, you can't just kick them out.
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:21 AM (8ikIW)
{{Slap}}
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 07:24 AM (DAdSz)
Posted by: tonypete at July 20, 2018 07:25 AM (sBm2i)
The stare I gave him after that statement made his shaved noggin turn bright red. It pretty much ended the conversation.
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2018 07:26 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ku Kucks Klan Grand Wizard Bill Kristol at July 20, 2018 07:27 AM (yhf6w)
Isn't that similar to what the victims of Harvey Wienstein said?
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:28 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Ku Kucks Klan
An easy task when you are small and insignificant
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
Sending prayers to you friend in my komputerz!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 07:29 AM (DAdSz)
It is NOT the dog. It is the Owner whose ignorance of behavior leads to the dog's eventual actions.
Knowing how to play with the dog and making sure it knows who is the Pack Leader is 99% of training.
It has nothing to do with "sit", "stay", etc.
It is fun to get the dog excited and watch it run around the house. I do this with my dog(s). What people need to know is the proper way to calm the dog down before any other activity begins.
When the dog is at a "Level-Ten" excitement is no time to introduce it to other people, not the "Outside World".
The dog must reach multiple stages of calm before it is ready to deal with others; including other dogs.
This can take up to one-half hour and people don't want to dedicate the time to it.
Training a dog is time-intensive and a discipline in patience.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: tonypete at July 20, 2018 07:31 AM (Q/obp)
Posted by: Infidel on the phone aka nurse ratchet at July 20, 2018 07:33 AM (kWQPe)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:33 AM (Ckg4U)
First day, what will we do during the National Anthem?
Sit?
Kneel?
Look bewildered?
Check to see if our pink shoes are on the right feet?
It's a 4 hour class
Posted by: Bruce at July 20, 2018 07:34 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 20, 2018 07:35 AM (7Ge6c)
"We still maintain that this purchase is not an extravagant purchase," insisted Volkodav. "We have very intentional uses for this vehicle."
Posted by: freaked at July 20, 2018 07:36 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2018 07:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018 07:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: tonypete at July 20, 2018 07:36 AM (Un7SJ)
You are good for even trying all this!
Have a great day! I gotta hit the shower and off to the job!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 20, 2018 07:39 AM (DAdSz)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 20, 2018
Slap -- On Amazon:
Cesar's Way: The Natural, Everyday Guide to Understanding & Correcting Common Dog Problems
Is this a good book for training? I can always send it to them through Amazon anonymously.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 07:40 AM (LOgQ4)
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