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"Capitalism Made Me Fat. Curse You, Donald Trump!" Fun For the Kids! Herbert West. Paging Dr. Herbert West... AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com (All one word, no spaces) If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her. Updates, Thanks for Prayer, Requests for Continued Prayer: 7/11-ArnieFufkin's friend should be able to come home from Tasmania in a few weeks, which is good news. Please continue to keep him in prayer. Arniefufkin thanks everyone for their prayers. 7/17-Hogmartin's dear friends mother, Theresa, is home, but still needs prayers for continued healing, Hogmartin thanks everyone for their prayers. 7/17-Vic's wife is back in the hospital in Charleston. Doing a little better, but still needs prayer for continued healing. 7/14-AdobeJuanKenobe, lump in cheek was not cancerous. He thanks everyone for their prayers. 7/16-Aelfheld's friend had congestive heart failure and blood pressure went crazy. Now off of ventilator and able to breathe on her own. Aelfheld appreciates the prayers. Please continue to keep her friend in prayer. 7/16-Hrothgar's sister-in-law was in hospital with infection, but she is home now. She still has health issues and is elderly, so continued prayers are appreciated.****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five weeks. We will continue to pray for earlier concerns. If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list, have any updates or praise reports, please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, I cannot be on all the threads. Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors! Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis: http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (W+vEI) 2
Greetings, Great Ape.
Posted by: mindful webworker says hello at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (U/u2R) 3
third
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (2ubCU) 4
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Posted by: JT at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (HbLZX) 5
"Diets don't work"
Well if you stop them, yeah, they don't work. It's a diet, not a magical quick fix that you drop off to go back to devouring only pizzas. Posted by: Gaff at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (jPS2y) 6
All Clear for Take-Off
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (Gx74L) 7
Hmmm How would Vice categorize the current "national diet" in Venezuela, one wonders....
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (W+vEI) 8
* Tips hat to Lizzy on Firstness *
Posted by: mindful webworker has a nice hat at July 18, 2018 11:19 AM (U/u2R) Posted by: garrett at July 18, 2018 11:20 AM (Gx74L) 10
2 Greetings, Great Ape.
Posted by: mindful webworker says hello at July 18, 2018 11:18 AM (U/u2R) ook! Posted by: GP at July 18, 2018 11:20 AM (JQveK) 11
Dog-master has a gruff demeanor.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:21 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: SturmToddler at July 18, 2018 11:21 AM (8D42x) Posted by: Mikey NTH - Beat the Summer Heat! Frosty Glares and Icy Receptions are at The Outrage Outlet! at July 18, 2018 11:21 AM (0QYMt) Posted by: blaster at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (LtG+N) 15
"Diets" work like amputation? You lose weight and then it never reappears regardless of what happens?
Posted by: Harry Reid's brother at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (nRWPy) 16
"Impartiality bolters a dangerous status quo"
You mean like 'all cultures are equal"? Or 'everyone gets a participation medal' - like that? Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI) 17
Which comes first....Outrage!...or...Enrage!?
Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:22 AM (0+nbW) Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (nhAAH) 19
Morning all
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u) 20
Is Oprah writing for Vice now?
Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (O5Q3r) 21
So that fuck comey is begging people to vote for democrats....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u) 22
Copied from last thread because, giver.
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Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (kqsXK) 24
>> Is Oprah writing for Vice now?
Hell no! Oprah owns at least 10% of Weight Watchers - she is ALL IN on diets!! Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI) 25
I heard a rumour that people think I am a crazy eyed ho that is only getting into politics to become physically closer to powerful sexy men.
This is false - I am bisexual. Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (nhLDN) 26
It's a diet, not a magical quick fix that you drop off to go back to devouring only pizzas.
-------- Well that's not fair! Posted by: Vice News at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (SkuXa) 27
"Impartiality bolters a dangerous status quo"
She said from the comfort of her office not in Venezuela or Iran. Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CDGwz) 28
Well I kinda sympathize with Florida Man, we love out pets so much... but then I am reminded of Tim Burton's Frankenweenie movie or even worse Pet Cemetery.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (hbrUV) 29
The caring, concerned recycling advocates were having trucks drive around to collect their trash, then shipping that trash thousands of miles by f*cking boat (one of if not the biggest polluters) to be piled up in China where they either stack it up because who cares or burn it for fuel.
--- A couple of points: ships are one of the most efficient means of transport in terms of fuel used per ton of goods transported. So not really "dirty" in terms of emissions, even if they have Diesel engines with no emission controls at all. two, plastic is just refined petroleum, so the best way to "recycle" it would be to simply burn it as fuel in a power plant. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 10:32 AM (bNb8V) --- 1) While an efficient way to ship, from what I've read they're also tremendously dirty in their own way, especially when shipping something under the auspices of helping the environment. From the guardian: "One giant container ship can emit almost the same amount of cancer and asthma-causing chemicals as 50 million cars, study finds " From the dailymail: "Thanks to the IMO's rules, the largest ships can each emit as much as 5000 tons of sulphur in a year - the same as 50 million typical cars, each emitting an average of 100 grams of sulphur a year. With an estimated 800 million cars driving around the planet, that means 16 super-ships can emit as much sulphur as the world fleet of cars. 2) Yes, but again, these are collected as recyclables, which is what makes the joke funny. If these were just contracts between two entities to buy consumables in order to burn them for fuel it wouldn't be significant at all. Instead it is what the entirety of the United States' recycling programs work off of and rely on. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (tve+u) 30
Long live dog be it dead or alive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (IqV8l) 31
>>You mean like 'all cultures are equal"?
Thermophilic cultures cannot be used to make cheese above 95-100 degrees. Cheese made at lower temperatures (85-92) require mesophilic culture. You are welcome. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0) 32
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj) 33
We already have an activist acadeny. Alex from the block is a product of it, and her ignorance in her field of study is proof of what a total failure it is.
Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (J9GvF) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (HaL55) 35
I have never understood the logic that says 'If you can falsify a theory, that proves the theory true."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm) 36
It's not just that Jake is outraged... he BELIEVES in outrage.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (UiRxW) 37
RAND SLAMS BRENNAN: MOST BIASED, BIGOTED HYPERBOLIC, UNHINGED DIRECTOR OF THE CIA EVER
did you vote to confirm him? Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (Ydx5u) 38
Whoops. Willowed Re:Recycling should've been at the beginning of that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (tve+u) Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (P/aDH) Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (uLuPn) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (mPeei) 42
Well that settles it.... The Oracle has spoken.... Trump is a mediocre President and we can do better... So sayeth that fountain of wisdom... Michael obama...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (O2RFr) 43
Diets do work Posted by: Starving 17th Century Peasant at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (10vO4) 44
Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!!
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (nhLDN) 45
Hell no! Oprah owns at least 10% of Weight Watchers - she is ALL IN on diets!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:24 AM (W+vEI) Mrs. Muse is a long-time (decades) WW member and she tells me that when Oprah muscled her way in, it all went to sh*. Apparently, it's all about the feelz now. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (JQveK) 46
37 RAND SLAMS BRENNAN: MOST BIASED, BIGOTED HYPERBOLIC, UNHINGED DIRECTOR OF THE CIA EVER
did you vote to confirm him? I read yesterday he filibustered against him for 13 hours Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (O2RFr) 47
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
Did it work? Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (P/aDH) No, but the dog can now catch his own tail. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (CSNuj) 48
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Diets do work Posted by: Karen "why do birds suddenly appear" Carpenter at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0) 49
A status quo isn't dangerous, as it is almost always something that at the very least works. Dangerous is replacing the status quo with something different for no reason. Which is not to say there should be no progress. But one needs to differentiate between "progress" which is a change for change's sake, and ACTUAL progress, which is a change to increase something of value.
The cries that "we must do something!" should always be met with "what?" and "at what cost?" If both of those questions can't be answered satisfactorily, odds are we should do nothing at all until they can be answered, if ever. Posted by: DaveM at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (WWC3Y) 50
"Sinnesr In The Hand Of An Angry God" VBS made me laugh.
Poor Johnathan Edwards, Hugely prolific and brilliant writer with a great love for his wife and family, an appreciation for God in nature and a profound theologian, and SIAG is all he's known for by so many people. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (AllCR) 51
Baths don't work. If they did, the soap and shampoo industry would be unsustainable. Stop filth-shaming me. My stench is 100% natural.
Posted by: Pigpen at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (1b+5Z) 52
Diets do work
Posted by: Starving 17th Century Peasant at July 18, 2018 11:26 AM (10vO4) You betcha, round eyes. Posted by: Nork Subject #17,355 at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (CSNuj) 53
It's a diet, not a magical quick fix that you drop off to go back to devouring only pizzas.
Well I do wash it down with a diet coke. Does that help? Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (Bdeb0) 54
This Nunes question to Lisa Page at the closed-door session just leaked to the media:
Nunes: Honey, what did you see in him? Posted by: VA MKZ at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (UGO8J) 55
You mean like 'all cultures are equal"?
Thermophilic cultures cannot be used to make cheese above 95-100 degrees. Cheese made at lower temperatures (85-92) require mesophilic culture. You are welcome. -- Sooo.... cheese making cultures> non cheese making cultures? I suppose that explains all the problems of the third world. They do not make cheese. Posted by: InfoWars at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (AHNMM) 56
Get a haircut you damn dirty ape!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (fzLlD) 57
LOL. InfoWars sock off.
Posted by: shibumi at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (AHNMM) 58
The local Outrage Outlet is struggling to stay in business.
They can only sell so much Hair on Fire product, as there's a dearth of repeat customers. And you'll never guess what channel they have on all of their TVs! What, CNN you said? How'd you guess? Oh, the Airport Terminal themed décor gave it all away, huh. Reminds me, don't bother going to their Newark Novelties shop. Place is a dump! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (QzJWU) 59
>>https://tinyurl.com/y9yu3fpw
People who found their doppelgangers in museums. It's worth a look! Posted by: bluebell Ooh, FUN! Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (W+vEI) 60
And Comey is quoting the Founding Fathers to vote Democrat cause that's what they would have wanted...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr) 61
So that fuck comey is begging people to vote for democrats....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u And yet we're supposed to believe he was a non partisan during his time with the fbi. Give me a break. Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (J9GvF) 62
55. Blessed are the cheese-makers.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (fA1SL) 63
>>You mean like 'all cultures are equal"?
Thermophilic cultures cannot be used to make cheese above 95-100 degrees. Cheese made at lower temperatures (85-92) require mesophilic culture. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0) Hmmm....ale yeast...lager yeast....champagne yeast Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (0+nbW) 64
Lets ask the Ukrainians how the New Communist Man diet is working!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (hbrUV) 65
I can say definitively that the cheesecake diet does not work.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (2ubCU) 66
"Florida Dog Kidnaps Orthopedist To Make Bone Immortal."
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0) 67
Activist Academia. First off.... you already have that. Secondly, despite the left owning and controlling the media, the education system, cultural movers like Hollywood and having been successful at tearing up institutions like marriage, the Boy Scouts, nuclear families and gender.... .... You've only manage to garner about 25% support of far left ideas. Since 2008 youve lost 1000 State and local governships and house legislative seats. You've lost the House of Representatives. You've lost the Senate, you HILARIOUSLY lost the Presidency and your about to lose the judiciary for a generation. The last one hurts you the most because for fifty years you gained on issues through the courts you couldnt get traction on legislatively. So please. Double down on how your no longer going to pretend to be impartial or balanced. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (8XRCm) 68
Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!! Posted by: N'Orlans Brain You don't know the half of it!!!!! Posted by: #alwaysrankle at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (IqV8l) 69
"Diet's don't work."
Um, by this logic food doesn't work either. My sushi from last night should just last me the rest of life, I guess. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (UiRxW) 70
35 I have never understood the logic that says 'If you can falsify a theory, that proves the theory true."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm) I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a theory, the theory *isn't* true. I think this is the brainchild of philosopher Karl Popper. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (JQveK) 71
The day after PDT was elected, I was advocating he eliminate the Press Secretary position and refuse to give any press conferences -- and that he instead should communicate to the American people directly, whether via Twitter or national TV broadcasts, or whatever.
Why even acknowledge your enemy? Fuck them. It's not too late, President Trump! Posted by: ShainS at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (//F9x) 72
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal" I think this is a rare event where Florida Man's motive and an idea with some merit cross paths Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (10vO4) 73
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Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!! Posted by: N'Orlans Brain We're doomed, doomed I tell you... trump is done for now ! Posted by: Trollites with their hair on fire at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (O2RFr) 74
Blessed are those who cut the cheese. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm) Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (8XRCm) 76
>>>60 And Comey is quoting the Founding Fathers to vote Democrat cause that's what they would have wanted...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (O2RFr) ________ Oh no. Tell him to hush. My democrat constituents HATE the founding fathers. Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (nhLDN) Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (uLuPn) 78
Diets do work
Posted by: Karen "why do birds suddenly appear" Carpenter at July 18, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0) I told you to try the ham sandwich... Posted by: Momma Cass at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (8D42x) 79
Comey is gonna get his. Just a matter of time. Damned arrogant dishonest son of a two bit whore.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (fzLlD) 80
If the academy got any more activist we'd have professors and students out in the streets, engaged in SA style tactics against conservatives.
Oh, wait... Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (UiRxW) 81
>>71 The day after PDT was elected, I was advocating he eliminate the Press Secretary position
That's a reasonable ask. In fact, compared to Zod's postelection asks, it's remarkably civil, or puny, depending on your perspective... Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (Bdeb0) 82
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Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!! Posted by: N'Orlans Brain It will be an early night, that's for sure. Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (uLuPn) 83
>>Mrs. Muse is a long-time (decades) WW member and she tells me that when Oprah muscled her way in, it all went to sh*. Apparently, it's all about the feelz now.
Oh, LOL! Apparently membership has gone way up since Oprah bought in and started making ads about loooooving bread 'n stuff. Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI) 84
My sushi from last night should just last me the rest of life, I guess.
Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (Bdeb0) 85
I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a
theory, the theory *isn't* true. --- That one has fallen out of favor as of late, too. It's them rising sea levels what's causing all the problems. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (tve+u) 86
When our country finally splits in two, we will need to build a wall. A really really big wall. With no border crossings.
With laser beams. Posted by: Democrat. Because Crazy Isn't a Choice. at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (XcgmW) 87
65 I can say definitively that the cheesecake diet does not work.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 18, 2018 11:29 AM (2ubCU It doesn't work even if you add doughnuts, candy bars, and ice cream. Trust me on this. Posted by: Trigglypuff at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (JQveK) 88
No more eating fermented pineapples while watching CNN late night,
------------- Was this on pizza? Because if there were glowing anchovies on it, that might have been the cause. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (xSo9G) 89
32 After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj) Sold to the highest bidder! Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at July 18, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB) 90
89 32 After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj) Dang, coffee through the nose Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:33 AM (O2RFr) 91
>>74 Blessed are those who cut the cheese.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm) Cheese should not be cut until after it has aged, and a whole cheese should be waxed and aged prior to cutting--the rule of thumb is to wax the largest cheese you can. Having said that, *curd* is cut early, into cubes, once a clean 'break' is established after addition of the culture and rennet and prior to curd-whey separation. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0) 92
79 Comey is gonna get his. Just a matter of time. Damned arrogant dishonest son of a two bit whore.
Posted by: Xipe Totec What do you have against 2 bit whores? Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0) 93
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska? They wanted California instead. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (IqV8l) 94
I got a pimple on my butt. Damn you, Capitalism!
Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz, PhD in Queer Engineering at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (XcgmW) 95
And yet we're supposed to believe he was a non partisan during his time with the fbi. Give me a break.
Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 Over at The Daily Mail the in title for the article about Comey saying we should all vote democrat it has this. "Lifelong Republican" So that proves he was non partisan. /s Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (P/aDH) 96
I can say definitively that the cheesecake diet does not work.
Speaking of cheesecake: https://tinyurl.com/yabvzzah Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK) 97
But...but...Stormy!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (yX+OR) Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (tve+u) Posted by: Stormy the whore at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (O2RFr) 100
Bobby Sands believes that diets do work.
Britain is still in Northern Ireland. Bobby was wrong, quod erat demonstrandum. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0) 101
Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life."
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh) 102
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj) We lost Alaska when Bush let Putin plant the Russian Flag on the bottom of the Acrtic Ocean Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (10vO4) 103
What do you have against 2 bit whores?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0) Yeah, really. Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (UiRxW) 104
>>"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
I think this is a rare event where Florida Man's motive and an idea with some merit cross paths - - - Yeah, pretty sure I've seen that wealthy animal owners are cloning their dearly departed furry friends. So looks like the case of the only thing differentiating 'crazy' from 'eccentric' is the pet owner's bank account. Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI) 105
Florida man looks like Strzok's surly white trash cousin.
Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (EzdLW) 106
79 Comey is gonna get his. Just a matter of time. Damned arrogant dishonest son of a two bit whore.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (fzLlD) I would like to believe this, but I doubt we're ever going to see Comey, Brennan, and Strzok frog-marched to the hoosegow. Those kind always end up skating. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (JQveK) 107
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj) Pffftt, we now own 1/3 of Siberia with options on another 1/3. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (UdmJB) 108
One would think it would be exhausting to be in a perpetual state of hair on fire outrage for 20 months. If the daily goings on of the president have this much of an effect on your daily life, perhaps the federal government wields too much power. Or you need a hobby, a vacation, and intimate relations with whatever you fancy having intimate relations with. Or all of the above.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (DoUAt) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (AllCR) Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (P/aDH) 111
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Zod is wise in strange ways. Or maybe...Zod is strange yet wise, in ways. Something. Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (Vzqe+) 112
Watching the left go insane in slo-mo is extra delicious. Kristol is derailing in spectacular fashion. He started some Republicans for* Something yesterday. His face is like one of those potato faces, it just gets more contorted every time I see him.
*Whenever you see those words together remember: They're not, and they aren't. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (bWBdM) 113
91 >>74 Blessed are those who cut the cheese.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (roQNm) Cheese should not be cut until after it has aged, and a whole cheese should be waxed and aged prior to cutting--the rule of thumb is to wax the largest cheese you can. Having said that, *curd* is cut early, into cubes, once a clean 'break' is established after addition of the culture and rennet and prior to curd-whey separation." Eh, all this talk about cutting cheese just stinks. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (k1TUh) 114
Cheese should not be cut until after it has aged, and a whole cheese should be waxed and aged prior to cutting--the rule of thumb is to wax the largest cheese you can. Having said that, *curd* is cut early, into cubes, once a clean 'break' is established after addition of the culture and rennet and prior to curd-whey separation.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:34 AM (Bdeb0) ---- .... and then along came an indginous arachnid that trans located to *almost* to same coordinates.... And Terrorized Ms Muffin in such way that she expeditiously fled from said scene post haste. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (8XRCm) 115
>>If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh)
Not unlike Chesapeake Bay oysters, they're best eaten on the boat. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0) 116
It ain't outrage, it's a temper tantrum.
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (SV/HG) 117
Wrg
They dont give birth. They extrude Comeys through their prolapsed rectums to plague honest Americans. Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (fzLlD) 118
I had sushi and enjoyed it. Nothing too crazy, but I was with someone who knew what she was doing. The trick for me involved the soy sauce, ginger, and the wasabi. That's a neat combination. Three flavors all at once that do three different things in combination with whatever the sushi was.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (tve+u) Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (uLuPn) 120
Hello my fellow definitely Trump voters. I would like to remind you that Trump will lose in 2018 b/c I STILL HAZ CONCERNZ!!!!
Posted by: N'Orlans Brain I've never said any such thing. It's one thing to disagree but to just flat out lie about someone's position while impersonating them in a mocking way... That's what the Left does. I don't wish to join your cult any more than I wish to join theirs. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (UBzPO) 121
101 Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life."
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:35 AM (k1TUh) Is it racist of me to be disappointed when the chef at Benihana's is a white guy? Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (7HtZB) 122
119. What's in it for Russia?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (fA1SL) 123
Once Republicans started fighting back, I took a stand. And joined the Democrats.
Posted by: James Comey, ex-Fake GOP at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (XcgmW) 124
She said from the comfort of her office not in Venezuela or Iran.
Posted by: t-bird at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CDGwz) Bint believes in "Climate Change", so totally insane. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (bNb8V) 125
I'll take a Rand Paul in Congress and the Senate over 99% of the other douche bag traitors.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (FwSdb) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (10vO4) 127
101 Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life."
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long. Posted by: Tom Servo Sorry the only fish I like has a beer batter on it with hush puppies and fries on the side. Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (fA1SL) 129
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (CSNuj)
Can we trade back Alaska in return for coastal California from LA to SF? They can keep the people, too as long as they pay for the wall. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (DoUAt) 130
Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it.
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (CSNuj) 131
Well if you stop them, yeah, they don't work. It's a diet, not a magical quick fix that you drop off to go back to devouring only pizzas.
========== This is about me, isn't it? Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (vg8iE) 132
You know what works for obesity? Communism and Socialism (assuming you aren't on the ruling council, which you won't be).
Posted by: Kristian Holvoet at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (4RsUF) 133
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal"
I think this is a rare event where Florida Man's motive and an idea with some merit cross paths Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 11:31 AM (10vO4) --------------- Yep. Had a couple I wish were still around. Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (IlV2p) 134
For anyone who hasn't read it and needs an uplift, go read post #484? "MidMorning Open Thread)(I think that's the number-Near the end of the previous post) where simplemind talks about his son. It's wonderful!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR) 135
122 The greatest speechifyer of all time!
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (uLuPn) 136
I have never understood the logic that says 'If you can falsify a theory, that proves the theory true."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm) I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a theory, the theory *isn't* true. I think this is the brainchild of philosopher Karl Popper. Posted by: OregonMuse -------------- *sigh* I've explained this over and over... Don't you people understand Austrian? Posted by: Kurt Friedrich Gödel at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (xSo9G) 137
125 I'll take a Rand Paul in Congress and the Senate over 99% of the other douche bag traitors.
Paul is the only one to stand up for the President... politician wise Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (O2RFr) 138
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
============================ Hell yes! I can see it from my back yard!! Posted by: Sarah Palin, still the hottest piece of MILF ever to run for national office at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (bWBdM) 139
Yellowstone
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g SCOD Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (r9UYA) 140
Apple...Banana...OUTRAGE!!!
Posted by: This...Is CNN at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (O5Q3r) 141
Think its time to watch some more Cowboy BeBop
https://youtu.be/pDpm4ItLzlA So see you Space Cowboy. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (hbrUV) 142
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) 143
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (CSNuj) --- Japanese restaurants and Taco Bells have some of the most confusing staff choices. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (tve+u) 144
>>I don't wish to join your cult any more than I wish to join theirs. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (UBzPO)
Cult critic. Hater. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0) 145
88 No more eating fermented pineapples while watching CNN late night,
------------- Was this on pizza? Because if there were glowing anchovies on it, that might have been the cause. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:32 AM (xSo9G) Pineapple on pizza? GP may be an ape, but he's not a barbarian. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (JQveK) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC) 147
142 Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) I was assuming it was a fake headline, since you can see so many artifacts around the letters, heh. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (UnA8+) 148
142
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) hanging curveball... Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (SV/HG) 149
ook!
Posted by: GP at July 18, 2018 11:20 AM (JQveK) Ohhhhh, GP! You're such a nasty flirt, you scamp!--Maxine Waters, fluent in various simian dialects. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l) 151
I'm quite interested in fermented pineapples.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (tve+u) 152
A dog is Florida Man's best friend.
Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (7n4KQ) 153
142 Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) You gotta pay extra for that at Disney After Hours Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (7HtZB) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (xPJvm) 155
For anyone who hasn't read it and needs an uplift, go read post #484? "MidMorning Open Thread)(I think that's the number-Near the end of the previous post) where simplemind talks about his son. It's wonderful!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (AllCR) What are you saying? Are you saying I look tired and depressed? *grabs mirror* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (CSNuj) 156
70 35 I have never understood the logic that says 'If you can falsify a theory, that proves the theory true."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM Agree with Oregon Muse, that's not quite accurate. I think what you're going for is the idea that if you can falsify a theory, then you at least have shown that it qualifies as a scientific idea. If you cannot falsify a theory, then it is not a scientific question, but a religious question. For example: no matter what happens anywhere in the world today, heating, cooling, rain, drought, even illegal immigration - it is all said to be the Result of Global Warming. Nothing you can say or show to the True Believers can convince them any differently. That is Religion, not Science. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (k1TUh) 157
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) so it's not just Minnie? Posted by: Mickey Mouse at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (8D42x) 158
This just in Gov. Jerry Brown is proposing a bill to rename the San Andres Fault to Trumps Fault.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0) 159
Pineapple on pizza? GP may be an ape, but he's not a barbarian.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (JQveK) ---- Pineapple on Pizza = Good Ketchup on Hotdogs = Barbarism. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (8XRCm) 160
143. Reminds me of a restaurant idea I had once 'Rancho Gringos Solos' - 'Because everybody likes Mexican food, but nobody likes Mexicans'. Kitchen staff hired from Wisconsin
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (fA1SL) 161
Wha' happen?
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) Nah, just Minnie. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (xPJvm) 162
142 Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) Boy howdy, and is my ass sore. Posted by: goofy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (JQveK) 163
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic. I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium. I have no idea what I would serve... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55) 164
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) Well, not everyone. Some are fucking Donald, Pluto, Daisy, and Minnie. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (9BLnV) 165
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) They do seem a bit daffy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC) Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (O5Q3r) 167
You don't fuck Goofy. Goofy fucks you.
Posted by: Goofy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (CSNuj) 168
I have been on pins and needles waiting to hear Michelle Obama's opinion on Trump.....he is mediocre and women need to do better when they vote.
Prayers for all of the horde/family/friends who are facing life's difficult challenges. Amen. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (oiNtH) 169
That reminds me, I had a Trump dream last night, off-setting the Hillary one I had a couple of weeks ago.
I was golfing with Trump. The first hole was a long par 5, with an enormous clear plexiglass wall across the fairway, maybe 200 yards out. There were runs of wire and cable on the top. My drive would definitely hit it. Trump went first. He used his driver to lay up, and then, breaching all sorts of golf etiquette, took his second shot before I even teed off (but I don't remember being mad). He whacked a beautiful left to right shot that seemed to just effortlessly turn the corner around the wall, landing way up by the green. Since I knew I didn't have that shot in my bag, I thought of alternatives. I couldn't go around, so I thought to go over, since there was room. This is where it gets weird. I suddenly had the ability to tee up my ball about 10 feet in the air. My thought was I would hit it from there, and that would allow me to get the height necessary to fly the wall. Tried twice, but I had teed it up too high and I was only able to jump like 2 inches off the ground. I was in the middle of teeing it up on a beach somewhere when I work up. Sorry so long, just have to get these political dreams off my chest..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (jjaLl) 170
"One giant container ship can emit almost the same amount of cancer and asthma-causing chemicals as 50 million cars, study finds " From the dailymail: "Thanks to the IMO's rules, the largest ships can each emit as much as 5000 tons of sulphur in a year - the same as 50 million typical cars, each emitting an average of 100 grams of sulphur a year. With an estimated 800 million cars driving around the planet, that means 16 super-ships can emit as much sulphur as the world fleet of cars. 2) Yes, but again, these are collected as recyclables, which is what makes the joke funny. If these were just contracts between two entities to buy consumables in order to burn them for fuel it wouldn't be significant at all. Instead it is what the entirety of the United States' recycling programs work off of and rely on. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (tve+u) Well, I would put much credence in that, given the source. But when you estimate the emissions in terms of tons of "X" emitted per ton-mile of cargo transported, ships look pretty good. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (bNb8V) 171
Can we trade back Alaska in return for coastal California from LA to SF? They can keep the people, too as long as they pay for the wall. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (DoUAt) Slow down there cowboy Posted by: The Chinese Anchor Baby Association at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (10vO4) 172
>>For anyone who hasn't read it and needs an uplift, go read post #484? "MidMorning Open Thread)(I think that's the number-Near the end of the previous post) where simplemind talks about his son. It's wonderful!!
Thanks, Fen --- and thanks, Simplemind! You're not alone in facing health challenges with a child, and your comment about it is beautiful. Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (W+vEI) 173
I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
I have no idea what I would serve... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55) --- Bakery and do wedding photography on the side. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (tve+u) 174
soon to be a major hit movie: Dog Isn't Dead
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (JZkes) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (xSo9G) 176
I have been on pins and needles waiting to hear Michelle Obama's opinion
on Trump.....he is mediocre and women need to do better when they vote. She's been in Paris with the Moochettes, dancing at a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert. Because she's klassy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (ptqGC) 177
I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium. I have no idea what I would serve... Posted by: BackwardsBoy Well sushi is halah Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (Bdeb0) 178
I ain't no wheys tarred.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 18, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l) That's pretty cheesy. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (JQveK) 179
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"Why We Need a More Activist Academy"
Because some students are still graduating with their discernment and critical thinking skills intact! Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (4HMW8) 181
Well it depends on your definition of diet.
If it means a short alteration of your current nutritional regime to achieve a short term goal then yes they will fail, every time. If it means a carefully modulated and thought out long term nutritional program optimized for your specific caloric needs then you should be alright. Posted by: Kreplach at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (UfMVm) 182
Well, I would put much credence in that, given the
source. But when you estimate the emissions in terms of tons of "X" emitted per ton-mile of cargo transported, ships look pretty good. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (bNb8V) --- Not toting recyclables from Hollywood and Seattle to burn in China Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (tve+u) 183
157 Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy?
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) so it's not just Minnie? Posted by: Mickey Mouse at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (8D42x) No joke, the Disney on Ice theme this year is "Mickey's Search Party." The hell? Did Minnie get kidnapped? Is this like "Taken: On Ice" with a cartoon mouse? Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (7HtZB) 184
I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
I have no idea what I would serve... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55) Chitlins, tripe, and headcheese. You have to ask? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (9BLnV) 185
I was golfing with Trump. The first hole was a long par 5, with an enormous clear plexiglass wall across the fairway, maybe 200 yards out. There were runs of wire and cable on the top. My drive would definitely hit it. Trump went first. He used his driver to lay up, and then, breaching all sorts of golf etiquette, took his second shot before I even teed off (but I don't remember being mad). He whacked a beautiful left to right shot that seemed to just effortlessly turn the corner around the wall, landing way up by the green. Since I knew I didn't have that shot in my bag, I thought of alternatives. I couldn't go around, so I thought to go over, since there was room. This is where it gets weird. I suddenly had the ability to tee up my ball about 10 feet in the air. My thought was I would hit it from there, and that would allow me to get the height necessary to fly the wall. Tried twice, but I had teed it up too high and I was only able to jump like 2 inches off the ground. I was in the middle of teeing it up on a beach somewhere when I work up.
Sorry so long, just have to get these political dreams off my chest..... Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (jjaLl) Lay off the fermented pineapple before bedtime. Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (7n4KQ) 186
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One would think it would be exhausting to be in a perpetual state of hair on fire outrage for 20 months." You'd think that, but leftists are addicted to rage, apparently. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (H80UQ) 187
Had a dog I seriously considered cloning.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (+lOpA) 188
Florida used to be normal. Then yankee locusts discovered it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (fzLlD) 189
Backwardsboy:
Here we have a place called Q-Shi: BBQ & Sushi. I have not been there, bit people swear it's good. Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (1b+5Z) 190
Paul is the only one to stand up for the President... politician wise
---- And he also stands up to him, sometimes. Whether or not one agrees with Paul, he's a man of principle. One of the last in our federal government of 2M+ people. It's like seeing a black unicorn. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (UiRxW) 191
Yellowstone Volcano Caldera latest: 100-FOOT fissure sparks URGENT park closure
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g SCOD Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM Prepare the sacrificial virgins! Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (EzdLW) 192
So most people who lose weight gain it back within 5 years? Well, lose the weight again. Most people realize it's a lifetime thing.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (y8Foj) 193
soon to be a major hit movie: Dog Isn't Dead
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo --------------- Old Pallor? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (I83yK) Posted by: Obese People in Food Deserts at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (ymnmz) 195
Can we send Russia Barky and Jake Tapper? A Two-Fer, if you will.
Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (uLuPn) 196
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy? Posted by: ALH
********************************* Living in a climate with 90 degree/90% humidity weather for 11 months out of the year has consequences. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (+dsLj) 197
61 So that fuck comey is begging people to vote for democrats....
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 11:23 AM (Ydx5u And yet we're supposed to believe he was a non partisan during his time with the fbi. Give me a break. Posted by: Chase at July 18, 2018 11:28 AM (J9GvF) He was. Now that he's a private citizen, he doesn't have to be. /snort Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (q1VoB) 198
173 I'm still working on my idea for a multi-culti restaurant named Achmed's Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
I have no idea what I would serve... Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:41 AM (HaL55) --- Bakery and do wedding photography on the side. Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM (tve+u) Nice. Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB) 199
>>Yellowstone Caldera latest: 100-FOOT fissure sparks URGENT park closure
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g At the Grand Tetons - the "tits" are not calm! Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (W+vEI) 200
I have never understood the logic that says 'If you can falsify a theory, that proves the theory true."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm) That's not how it works. If a theory cannot be falsified, it's not a theory, it's just faith. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (bNb8V) 201
John Brennan is a 2nd cousin of Gorillapundit. More excitable on that side of the family.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (rnAwa) 202
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So most people who lose weight gain it back within 5 years? Well, lose the weight again. Most people realize it's a lifetime thing. Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:44 AM (y8Foj) GAAAAINNNZZZZZZZZ???????? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (ymnmz) 203
I'd start a restaurant chain, The Redneck Cafe, everything anti-pc.
Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (SV/HG) 204
199 >>Yellowstone Caldera latest: 100-FOOT fissure sparks URGENT park closure
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g Trumps to blame! Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr) 205
Florida used to be normal. Then carpetbagging yankee locusts discovered it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec ------- Edited Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (I83yK) 206
130 Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it.
That's a tough one. In SoCal all the sushi makers are Hispanic. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2018 11:38 AM (CSNuj) Where I'm from, 95% of them are Chinese, and the other 5% are Korean. 95% of the pizza shops are Mexican-run, though. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (UnA8+) 207
She's been in Paris with the Moochettes, dancing at a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert. Because she's klassy.
What did she do with the mother? Brick her up in the White House basement? Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (O5Q3r) 208
That question could be asked of any women connected with Florida men
Posted by: zeera at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (UASXj) 209
179 (don't know if anyone else will "get" this, but...)
Oh, look! The Media has found the LCM of Russia and Treason! It's right where that column of blank spaces is! Posted by: Emmie at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (4HMW8) 210
Not unlike Chesapeake Bay oysters, they're best eaten on the boat.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0) Especially the ones downstream of Hopewell. Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (0+nbW) 211
Alternative accurate daily news scroll:
Democrats stomp feet; threaten to hold breath over Trumps illegal [fill-in the blank]. This is not who we are, stated [Chuck Schumer; Nancy Pelosi; Jeff Flake; Paul Ryan]. Posted by: LAsue at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (Z48ZB) 212
One would think it would be exhausting to be in a perpetual state of hair on fire outrage for 20 months."
You'd think that, but leftists are addicted to rage, apparently. -- The cure: "Obama Water, now with Vitamin L*" *lithium. Posted by: shibumi at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (AHNMM) 213
soon to be a major hit movie: Dog Isn't Dead
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 18, 2018 11:42 AM Weekend at Lassie's Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (EzdLW) 214
Kosher Sushi and Hindu BBQ Emporium.
I have no idea what I would serve... ---- A lot of sushi is kosher-friendly - just not the shellfish. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (UiRxW) 215
Here we have a place called Q-Shi: BBQ & Sushi. Hmm, too bad nobody around here deep fries sushi. Or BBQ. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (HaL55) 216
Old comedic joke. Not to offend anyone.
Next time you see one of those posters on a telephone pole regarding a lost cat or do, with the paper plate with the little tabs pre-cut to pull off that has the phone number. Take a marker and on the poster, write "dead or alive." Again, not to offend anyone. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (q1VoB) 217
The day after PDT was elected, I was advocating he eliminate the Press
Secretary position and refuse to give any press conferences -- ===== Have to disagree here because then we would not have the deliciousness and wit of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Definitely a bright spot in a dull DC. Posted by: mustbequantum at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (MIKMs) 218
I'd start a restaurant chain, The Redneck Cafe, everything anti-pc.
Posted by: davidt -------------- Too late...almost. http://www.redneckgourmet.com/ Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (I83yK) Posted by: Inbred Inhabitants of the Okefenokee Swamps and Everglades at July 18, 2018 11:47 AM (ATVNj) 220
Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy? Posted by: ALH
********************************* Goofy should be pretty sore by now. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 11:48 AM (nBr1j) 221
>>>I don't wish to join your cult any more than I wish to join theirs.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (UBzPO) ________ You can come join my cult instead big boi. Are you into pegging? Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:48 AM (nhLDN) 222
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Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 11:39 AM (uLuPn) It's his turn. Posted by: The Chicken at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (SV/HG) Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (8XRCm) 224
"Diets don't work"
Neither does exercise. I did 25 push-ups last month and I still haven't seen any muscle gainz. Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (MxEKc) 225
If only the Deep-State Media Complex had witnessed Vlad punch a baby in the dick there wouldn't be any of this outrage!
Posted by: Fritz at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (2Mnv1) 226
Have to disagree here because then we would not have the deliciousness and wit of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Definitely a bright spot in a dull DC.
Posted by: mustbequantum ------------------- I have a innocent platonic crush on that woman. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (JEV/2) 227
There was a place in town called the Jalapeno Panda or something - it was a fusion of Chinese and Mexican food. I went there once or twice out of curiosity, it wasn't exactly bad, but it was .... weird.
It's not around anymore. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (k1TUh) 228
Notice that no matter what GOP cucks--I'm not talking about NeverTrumpers--say or do to separate themselves from something Trump says or does--the media and the Democrats always always ties them to Trump anyway?
So why do they bother running to the mics every time the media is Outraged? Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (y8Foj) Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (hMwEB) 230
You can come join my cult instead big boi. Are you into pegging?
Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:48 AM (nhLDN) ----- Ok. I learned what "sounding" and "docking" were right here on the blog by hanging out with the older kids. I do not want to know what "pegging" is. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (8XRCm) 231
Wow.... so now the Left attack on the President is that Putin MUST have something on Trump....
Pure projection, as they DID have stuff on Hillary. Posted by: Don Q at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (NgKpN) 232
One would think it would be exhausting to be in a perpetual state of hair on fire outrage for 20 months. You'd think that, but leftists are addicted to rage, apparently.
***************************** The endless hair on fire rage may not exhaust them but it's certainly exhausting the electorate, who are getting utterly sick of this shit. I can't even read the news anymore, but I am seriously fired up to give the biggest FUCK YOU UP THE ASS VOTE to these commie assholes in November. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (+dsLj) 233
So Jake Tapeworm is outraged.... Must be a day that ends in Y
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (O2RFr) 234
Oh yeah, the other oddity... every "Family Restaurant" or "Diner" around here is owned by Egyptians.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (UnA8+) Posted by: Maxine Waters Scabies-ridden scalp at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (JEV/2) 236
So why do they bother running to the mics every time the media is Outraged?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 18, 2018 11:50 AM (y8Foj) Yep, best thing they could do would be... shut the hell up. Posted by: Don Q at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (NgKpN) 237
Yellowstone Caldera latest: 100-FOOT fissure sparks URGENT park closure
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8wssr8g Trumps to blame! Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:46 AM (O2RFr) Never, ever pass up an opportunity for a little fear mongering. Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (0+nbW) 238
By far, the most important factor in how fat you are is genetics.
No matter how hard you work out an elephant, and how much you starve it - it will never look like a race horse. Horses, on the other hand, literally eat like horses and remain lean and muscular. People have wide genetic variance in their natural genetic fat content. Fat is a huge positive genetic survival trait for animals who live in very cold climates. Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (pCa05) 239
Paul is the only one to stand up for the President... politician wise
----- Also, Devin Nunes. Ineffectually, but at least he's made the honest effort, right up to taking the brunt of a bullshit made-up ethics investigation. So I don't hate Nunes, either. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (UiRxW) 240
Putin had a tape of Trump and hookers peeing on a bed used by Obama--apparently. Why didn't we see it?
Because that's not how Russian operatives work. They don't just *release* kompromat. They *compromise* the people that the have it on. Their payoff is *not* just embarrassment, but to gain leverage to use to gain more leverage. However, we're told that the Russians broke into the DNC computers, stole some emails and simply released them to wikileaks. Apparently it was the equivalent of Pearl Harbor--despite no physical casualties or property destruction or fleet decimination--but it doesn't appear that "The Russian intelligence" did so much as an identity theft. So now we have a picture of Russians behaving like Russians--and credible to the extent that this is what Russians do. But we also have a picture of Russia behaving like the plucky hero in myriad Hollywood movies "getting the word out"--like it was illegal for Mal to do in the Firefly movie--but "getting the word out on the dirty deal that was done" is often the self-definition of virtue in Hollywood films. But in this case, when that is all that the FBI can know happened, it is a very ATTACK on American soil, equivalent to attacks where...you know...we had casualties. The Dems, however, weren't lighting their hair on fire over this embarrassing inconvenience while Hillary was a shoe-in. They treated it like an inconvenience. Finally, because the Dems forte seems to be in crafting words and messages and narratives and not actually getting stuff done and done right, you can notice a rift between what is hotly and adamantly stated, and what they do. They've been acting like this is a *crime*, they do not act like this is a matter of national security, where you let the experts in *counterintelligence* have all the information that they can to *counterstrike* our foes. What has the primary source of "intelligence" in this case, Crowdstrike, done to strike back or neuter the Russian intelligence? You hire a private eye to find facts on a crime, they don't have the power to arrest as the police do. When the crime is solved the police powers come into effect. You don't hire a private eye if Russia is rolling tanks through your backyard. You alert the forces that are charged with defense against Russian tanks. The Democrats screech and tear their clothes that this was an attack on American soil, but that's *all* they do. They crafted a message. Their real actions--like claiming that Crowdstrike is *normally* an acceptable alternative (because what applies in *normal* circumstances, should apply to "Pearl Harbor") or that they were "*private* servers" so it was up to the private party to let the FBI have access to them--do not betray indications of an attack against our country, but a crime against a private organization. And let's remember Hollywood Morals 101, if we find the dirt on the corrupt officials, all crimes to get that dirt are *reasonable* within the story line. You can't stop the signal. The signal must get through! Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (vDqXW) 241
>> I'd start a restaurant chain, The Redneck Cafe, everything anti-pc.
Tater Tots!! (Don't tell Katy Tur and friends about it...) http://www.ogiestrailerpark.com/granny-boos/ Posted by: Lizzy at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (W+vEI) 242
You gotta pay extra for that at Disney After Hours
I would pay extra to visit Alice's wonderland. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (kqsXK) 243
Diets - I worry about the President's Wife, Melania. She looks so gaunt like she is being starved. Look at her legs, so thin. Poor girl. I blame Trump. All that money and he won't let his wife eat. /don't taze me bro. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (roQNm) 244
(willowed). Our "Forever First 'Lady'" in Paris:
Mooch took the Moochettes to a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert in Paris, and was reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show. And her daughters got to hear this lyric from Jay-Z: "Slip the panties right to the side, ain't got time to take draws off. We sex again in the morning, your breastases is my breakfast." Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (ptqGC) 245
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Didn't the same media actively trying to make everything Trump does fail get all outraged when Rush Limbaugh said he wished Obama would fail?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (nBr1j) 247
Wow.... so now the Left attack on the President is that Putin MUST have something on Trump....
I heard a Dem congressman this morning calling for a supena of the TRANSLATOR to know what they talked about in the close door meeting. Geez Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0) 248
231 Wow.... so now the Left attack on the President is that Putin MUST have something on Trump.... "
Notice how similar that is to the attacks on Jim Jordan? No one had evidence he knew anything at the time or had done anything wrong, so instead they said he MUST have known. (which is just an unjustified assertion) Not surprising, both attacks were put together by the same people for the same basic reasons. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh) 249
TEMPURA FOR THE WIN!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper -------------- TEM PURA FOADY_FRY! Posted by: Maxine Waters Scabies-ridden scalp at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (JEV/2) ----- damn nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr Pepper. I know better than to drink and read the blog. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (8XRCm) 250
The New York Post has published a story about how Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss donated a total of $130,000 to Cuomo's reelection campaign weeks before New York State issued their firm, the Gemini Trust Company, a license to trade bitcoins and other cryptocurrencies.
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Diets - I worry about the President's Wife, Melania. She looks so gaunt like she is being starved. Look at her legs, so thin. Poor girl. I blame Trump. All that money and he won't let his wife eat. /don't taze me bro. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (roQNm) I'll take things Michele Obama Said for $1000, Alex. Posted by: Craig Daniels at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (ymnmz) 252
No matter how hard you work out an elephant, and how much you starve it -
it will never look like a race horse. Horses, on the other hand, literally eat like horses and remain lean and muscular. ===== My family has a lot of Clydesdales. Posted by: mustbequantum at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (MIKMs) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (UiRxW) 254
It's been a whirlwind for two weeks in the DC area. I took the Hordes advice and got out of town last weekend. Drove up to Gettysburg and really enjoyed it. I finally get to escape this weekend, but will be back several times.
I've been busy as hell, but it's kind of nice not listening to the 24/7 OUTRAGE that is going on continuously. I glance at the headlines, peruse J.J. Sefton's Morning Report and get busy. Tonight, I'm gonna go find an oyster bar and hopefully will leave sloshing and pleasantly buzzed. "Be not troubled for all this shall pass." Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (5dE4E) 255
238 By far, the most important factor in how fat you are is genetics.
No matter how hard you work out an elephant, and how much you starve it - it will never look like a race horse. Horses, on the other hand, literally eat like horses and remain lean and muscular. People have wide genetic variance in their natural genetic fat content. Fat is a huge positive genetic survival trait for animals who live in very cold climates. Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (pCa05) Truth. My nephew & his girlfriend are both vegetarians and both eat the exact same meals, but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby. His dad is skinny, and her parents are both overweight. Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 18, 2018 11:55 AM (1AK1h) 257
Are the narrative supporting polls out yet ? If not, they soon will be.
Posted by: REDACTED at July 18, 2018 11:55 AM (TdS5t) 258
201 John Brennan is a 2nd cousin of Gorillapundit. More excitable on that side of the family.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 18, 2018 11:45 AM (rnAwa) Saying that John Brennan is part of the family is a gross insult, and you shall be hearing from the family Barristers! Posted by: Magilla Gorilla at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN) 259
I jogged once.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (eytER) 260
damn
nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr Pepper. I know better than to drink and read the blog. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (8XRCm) You...uhh...using a plastic straw? Posted by: BignJames at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (0+nbW) 261
The immortal dog idea is terrible. Yeah, you have the dog around until you die. Great for you, but then what happens to him? Immortality is a curse. I wouldn't wish it on anyone, let alone a beloved pooch.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (2NqXo) Posted by: Sarah Palin, still the hottest piece of MILF ever to run for national office at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (bWBdM) 263
Russians looking at charging U.S. former ambassador and intelligence officers with financial crimes.
https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/ 1019314586183524352 I'm sure glad there was no blowback for charging Russians with interfering the U.S. election! Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (Evws/) 264
I can't even read the news anymore, but I am seriously fired up to give the biggest FUCK YOU UP THE ASS VOTE to these commie assholes in November.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 11:51 AM (+dsLj) God Bless America! Posted by: Hope Solo at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (kqsXK) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (AllCR) 266
Paul is the only one to stand up for the President... politician wise He doesn't like Brennan or Clapper one bit because of their abuse of FISA Posted by: The Chinese Anchor Baby Association at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (10vO4) 267
>>229 Fenelon, thanks for including my friend on the prayer list.
Fenelon, you have not included Antediluvian Occasional-Cortex on the Scroll of Prayer. You were instructed to do so. You tempt the wrath of the Old Ones... Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0) 268
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I do not want to know what "pegging" is. ======================== No, no you don't. Posted by: Sarah Palin, still the hottest piece of MILF ever to run for national office at July 18, 2018 11:56 AM (bWBdM) If someone asks you if you want to play mumbly peg....just say no. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (ymnmz) 269
I run a marathon every month. Not all in one day, mind you.
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (7HtZB) 270
255 Truth. My nephew & his girlfriend are both vegetarians and both eat the exact same meals, but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby. His dad is skinny, and her parents are both overweight.
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB) Yeah, but that's not gonna stop the "Haha, can't wait until Fatty McFatterson dies of Diabeetus!" stuff. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (UnA8+) 271
Well believe it was an ATTACK when the Dems start acting--not just crying "rape"--like it was an attack.
Comey said that having a third party examine the evidence was not optimal. If it's an attack--why weren't we using the most optimal method? Why were using a method that his staff had to tell him was "acceptable". Does going for the "acceptable alternative" sound like an enemy attack on American soil? Not to me. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (vDqXW) 272
>>261 The immortal dog idea is terrible. Yeah, you have the dog around until you die.
If you want to know what the future looks like, imagine a dog licking a human face. Forever. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0) 273
260 damn
nearly choked to death on my Diet Dr Pepper. I know better than to drink and read the blog. Yup. had coffee through the nose with the Russia and Alaska remark... That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (O2RFr) 274
234 Oh yeah, the other oddity... every "Family Restaurant" or "Diner" around here is owned by Egyptians."
Okay that is weird - around here all the donut shops are owned by koreans, the Sushi/Buffet places (cheap ones) are all run by Chinese, and the budget motels are all run by the Red Dot Indians. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (k1TUh) 275
and women need to do better when they vote.
======== Someone is always letting one or both of them down... I couldn't imagine being so fucking self-important. Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (vg8iE) 276
I want to go further than subpoena the translator. We need to subpoena Putin and get him into a shirtless interview on a horse over and over until he confesses all over me. Oooooo
I'll be in my Lady-bunk. Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (nhLDN) 277
Mooch took the Moochettes to a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert in Paris, and was
reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show. ---- Mooch and the Moochettes are too big to open for c-listers like Jay-Z/Beyonce. Posted by: davidt at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (SV/HG) 278
So... I used to know a couple through my ex-girlfriend. I really liked them, especially the boyfriend - he was in to guns, trucks, etc, so we could talk about stuff while the hens clucked.
Well, then one day, my gf let slip to me that they were into the pegging. I could never look him in the eye again. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (UiRxW) 279
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Is everyone in Florida fucking goofy? -------------- It's his turn. i'll vote for ocrazyeyes-cortez if she promises me single-payer keyboard replacements. Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (NmR1a) 280
I run a marathon every month. Not all in one day, mind you.
Posted by: josephistan I prefer weight lifting. 12oz's every night. Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (Bdeb0) 281
That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault
Please tell me you re joking. Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (7oRwq) 282
I blame genetics as well. I had a large meat lovers pizza with extra cheese this morning with just a Diet Coke and still somehow gained weight.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (+dsLj) 283
Truth. My nephew & his girlfriend are both vegetarians and both eat the exact same meals, but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby. His dad is skinny, and her parents are both overweight.
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB) - It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like. Turns out it's probably 95% accurate in predicting the future. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (YPqbH) 284
Mooch took the Moochettes to a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert in Paris, and was reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM The Daily Mail had pics. This middle-aged Mooch with the huge ass and titanic thighs was wearing white hot pants and a white cape. Beyonce's mother frankly looked retarded. Small head, squinty eyes. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (2NqXo) 285
Not toting recyclables from Hollywood and Seattle to burn in China
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM (tve+u) I never said that was a good idea! It's a wasteful use of perfectly good ships. And fuel. Burn the plastic to generate electricity near to where the bulk of the waste is generated. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (bNb8V) 286
277 Mooch took the Moochettes to a Jay-Z/Beyonce concert in Paris, and was
reported to have danced with Bey's mom through the entire show. Saw Mooches picture... {{{{shudder}}}} inappropriate as usual Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (O2RFr) 287
MILF stocking detached from lacy garter-belt and off.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (bWBdM) 288
So glad to have watched the All Star game opening. All players standing with their hands/hats over their hearts during a beautiful rendition of the National Anthem. Not one kneeler in the bunch.
There is hope horde. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (oiNtH) 289
By far, the most important factor in how fat you are is genetics.
------ http://tinyurl.com/376bwau Picture from Kennedy running for his his first Senate Campaign. http://tinyurl.com/ybatf3on Picture of Hillary during a recent campaign. I want you to note the builds of the public in attendance. The change over 60 some years is NOT genetic. I have periodically over my life struggle some with weight. It's not genetic. I put on weight when Im dont go to the gym or end up behind a desk and I eat pizza and iced cream for breakfast. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (8XRCm) 290
I wonder if Burr might surprise everyone and vote against Kavanaugh. There is definitely more than meets the eye with that dickless putz. The way he lets Warner go on without any push back is pretty fishy.
Posted by: REDACTED at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (TdS5t) 291
You tempt the wrath of the Old Ones...
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0) Oh, you mean that there are other minor Zods besides you?. I guess I'll have to risk offending them all. :^) If Alexandra asks me for prayer I will be happy to include her, but not if it's "Lord, make me a Congressperson so I can help move the U.S. towards socialism." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (AllCR) 292
274 Okay that is weird - around here all the donut shops are owned by koreans, the Sushi/Buffet places (cheap ones) are all run by Chinese, and the budget motels are all run by the Red Dot Indians.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (k1TUh) The donut shops here are run by Red Dot Indians. Except for the Hipster Donut Shop that just opened. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (UnA8+) 293
281 That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault
Please tell me you re joking. I believe it is... someone here made a funny Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (O2RFr) Posted by: Shep! at July 18, 2018 12:02 PM (vg8iE) 295
>>>282 I blame genetics as well. I had a large meat lovers pizza with extra cheese this morning with just a Diet Coke and still somehow gained weight.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (+dsLj) _______ You should get that checked out. I've loved dozens of cheesy large meated Italians and am still lean and trim! Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 12:02 PM (nhLDN) 296
It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like. Turns out it's probably 95% accurate in predicting the future. Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (YPqbH) Yup.... I made that mistake with the Ex... Problem is that while I could rectify it, my Kids will pay for it forever. Posted by: Don Q at July 18, 2018 12:02 PM (NgKpN) 297
281 That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault
Please tell me you re joking. I believe it is... someone here made a funny Posted by: It's me donna Yes I did Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0) 298
Okay that is weird - around here all the donut shops are owned by koreans
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM Korean dognut shops? Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (EzdLW) Posted by: Under Fire at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ptqGC) 301
In other news:
Occasional-Kotex is calling for protests and shutting down airports and ICE. I read that she is also planning a trip to Cuba. Well, of course she is. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (oiNtH) 302
289 By far, the most important factor in how fat you are is genetics. ------ http://tinyurl.com/376bwau Picture from Kennedy running for his his first Senate Campaign. http://tinyurl.com/ybatf3on Picture of Hillary during a recent campaign. I want you to note the builds of the public in attendance. The change over 60 some years is NOT genetic. I have periodically over my life struggle some with weight. It's not genetic. I put on weight when Im dont go to the gym or end up behind a desk and I eat pizza and iced cream for breakfast. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (8XRCm) Gotta like the kid in the right hand of the Kennedy picture holing a gun to his own head. Many things change in 60 years. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz) 303
Yes I did
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0) It was very funny, but don't give the leftist kooks any ideas. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (AllCR) 304
It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like.
*************************** Somehow my best friend from back in in the 90s when we were still in high school knew this as well. If you want to know if your hottie will age well, check out the mom. Is she still MILFY? Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (+dsLj) 305
That and the Brown bill in CA. to rename the San Andreas fault to the Trump fault Please tell me you re joking. Posted by: Jewells45 at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM (7oRwq) I'd vote for that. The fault his large powerful and ready to bust one off in California's ass at any moment. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (10vO4) 306
70 35 I have never understood the logic that says 'If you can falsify a theory, that proves the theory true."
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:25 AM (roQNm) I've never heard that. What I've heard is that if you *can't* falsify a theory, the theory *isn't* true. I think this is the brainchild of philosopher Karl Popper. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 11:30 AM (JQveK) Yes. falsification is about whether you can do tests on the theory. Once falsified (facts discovered contrary to the theory), the theory must be either discarded, modified, or the proponents committed to an insane asylum. That's where global warming from CO2 is now. 20+ years of temp data falsify the notion that increased levels of CO2 make temps go up. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf - Deffsquadz from Above! at July 18, 2018 12:05 PM (di1hb) 307
This Dem insanity has been going on 13 years and making life ever more unpleasant in this country. I trace the ramp-up to Katrina in 2005 when the Dem insanity just went through the roof to new levels and never came back down. I remember thinking back then if these lunatics get in power they are going to thrash this country. As bad as it was then, it is even worse now. The concept of the Dems having complete control like they had in 2008 too horrible to contemplate
Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (MxEKc) 308
There was a place in town called the Jalapeno Panda or something - it was a fusion of Chinese and Mexican food. I went there once or twice out of curiosity, it wasn't exactly bad, but it was .... weird.
It's not around anymore. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:49 AM (k1TUh) Chino Banditos? They had a location in Chandler, but it closed. The original in north Phoenix is still in business, AFAIK. Good food, and quite inexpensive. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (bNb8V) 309
Re: Hair On Fire Reporting
Isn't Trump even protesting his innocence of collusion offensive to our 'Intelligence Community,' who have so much invested in it? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (oVJmc) 310
I'm with whoever says get rid of the PressSec position and press conferences.
I'm also with the people who love Sanders, though. We could find her a different job. I like how she has the warm, folksy demeanor of her dad, and then when she gets mad, you can tell she pisses ice water. It's very Southern. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (UiRxW) 311
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Had sushi once. That was enough for the rest of my life." If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station. Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 * * We've always known about sushi in the South. We call it "bait." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (YWG/U) 312
The Daily Mail fawns over Mooch in her white shorts:
It takes a certain special charisma to steal attention from Beyonce's brilliant star power... but of course if there was one woman who could accomplish the impossible, it would be Michelle Obama! Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (ptqGC) 313
Gotta like the kid in the right hand of the Kennedy picture holing a gun to his own head.
Many things change in 60 years. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz) ----- Holy Shit. I didnt notice that!!! Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (8XRCm) 314
Not toting recyclables from Hollywood and Seattle to burn in China
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 18, 2018 11:43 AM I never said that was a good idea! It's a wasteful use of perfectly good ships. And fuel. Burn the plastic to generate electricity near to where the bulk of the waste is generated. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:00 PM A modest proposal: 1 ) Ship all the plastic to Hollywood and Seattle 2 ) Burn Hollywood and Seattle 3 ) Profit! Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (EzdLW) 315
307 This Dem insanity has been going on 13 years and making life ever more unpleasant in this country. I trace the ramp-up to Katrina in 2005 when the Dem insanity just went through the roof to new levels and never came back down. I remember thinking back then if these lunatics get in power they are going to thrash this country. As bad as it was then, it is even worse now. The concept of the Dems having complete control like they had in 2008 too horrible to contemplate
Posted by: Ripley at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (MxEKc) 13 Years? Try at least 105. Ol' Woody Wilson took office in 1913. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (UnA8+) 316
We've always known about sushi in the South. We call it "bait."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius fistbump Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (Bdeb0) 317
News Flash: Following The Trump's surrender of the United States to Russia in Helsinki, it has been announced that Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26. Due to the shortage of Russian transport aircraft, the USAF will be providing most of the transportation. Per the Helsinki Accords, the USAF transports will be carrying 10,000 asylum seekers, along with their cages, to Russian-held areas in eastern Ukraine.
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Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (pCa05)
Truth. My nephew his girlfriend are both vegetarians and both eat the exact same meals, but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby. His dad is skinny, and her parents are both overweight. Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 11:54 AM (7HtZB) That's right. We eat the exact same things. All the time*. *Ignore this 24 oz, 1600 calorie frappafappachocomocha... with foam, that I stopped at Starf*cks to buy when your nephew wasn't looking, and I'm sucking on over here. Posted by: Your Nephew's Girlfriend at July 18, 2018 12:08 PM (9chmE) 319
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (5NMZN)
Your mama dropped you on your head when you were a baby, didn't she? Bless your heart. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:08 PM (ptqGC) 320
After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero After Trump gave Hawaii away to Li'l Kim, anything is possible. OTOH, no more Judge Alohaha Leprosy Macadamia decisions. Posted by: mindful webworker - give Oklahoma back to the prairie chicken at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (U/u2R) 321
You always hear that Trump should release all the info he has ASAP... I'm beginning to believe he doesn't have anything... Watching Tucker last night the President seemed like he doesn't have much especially regarding the Russian thing... They are keeping it from him... I don't see how we will ever be able to take down the deep state
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr) 322
It took me an hour and a half to get out of bed because of how sore my back is. Then I limped to the living room where I've spent the last couple of hours with an ice pack and then heat.
I need to stand up. You may hear me scream. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (nBr1j) 323
News Flash: Following The Trump's surrender of the United States to Russia in Helsinki
********************** That reminds me of the Norwegian show Occupation or something that was interesting at first right up to the point where a fucking stupid as shit nationalist terrorist group blows up an oil rig RIGHT when the Russians were about to leave. Couldn't watch anymore after that. Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (+dsLj) 324
317 News Flash: Following The Trump's surrender of the United States to Russia in Helsinki, it has been announced that Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26. Due to the shortage of Russian transport aircraft, the USAF will be providing most of the transportation. Per the Helsinki Accords, the USAF transports will be carrying 10,000 asylum seekers, along with their cages, to Russian-held areas in eastern Ukraine.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (5NMZN) All non-slavs will immediately be drafted into unpaid slavery or hunted down by DEFFSKWADZ. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (UnA8+) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (roQNm) 326
>>If Alexandra asks me for prayer I will be happy to include her, but not if it's "Lord, make me a Congressperson so I can help move the U.S. towards socialism." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:01 PM (AllCR)
Alexandria need not ask you, cleric. Your boss told me you're not listening closely enough during a Tandberg I had with him yesterday. Said all you do is "pray for stuff." Said your "foot was sliding." I told him I wasn't surprised. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when your annual performance review comes around... Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0) 327
Sorry the only fish I like has a beer batter on it with hush puppies and fries on the side. Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0) cut, jib, newsletter or recipe file. And prayers up for all you hordelings. Thanks Fenelon for keeping the prayer list up. Also, I would teach at the Jonathon Edwards VBS. It can't be any worse than the one which instructed teachers to bring whistles, tools and a tire iron for a lesson on jobs people do... Posted by: moki at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (V+V48) Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (FwSdb) 329
All non-slavs will immediately be drafted into unpaid slavery or hunted down by DEFFSKWADZ.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (UnA8+) ----- You know what was discussed in that closed-door meeting, right? GECSPLAN. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (UiRxW) Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (O2RFr) 331
Dang, an agreement for Russia to receive our illegals would be great news.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (YPqbH) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (AllCR) 333
>>All non-slavs will immediately be drafted into unpaid slavery or hunted down by DEFFSKWADZ.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (UnA8+) Slow your roll, Bigtime. That's some of my action you're cutting in on. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0) 334
but he's very skinny and she is pretty chubby.
******************** Veggie diets seems to promote extremes. Either you will be a pasty white thin stick near death, or you will be a bloaty fat ass near death. Have yourself a bunless cheseboiga and experience GAINZZZZ Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (+dsLj) 335
This Browder guy what the Russians wanna prosecute, what robbed russia and gave to Felonia of the proceeds, bigly - he renounced his US citizenship about twenty years ago. Magnitsky was his lawyer. Dude is, shock! anti-Putin. Oh, and his family is rotten with card-carrying members of CPUSA. Really gets the ol' noggin joggin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (fA1SL) 336
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After Helsinki, has anyone checked to see if we still own Alaska? Posted by: Cicero After Trump gave Hawaii away to Li'l Kim, anything is possible. OTOH, no more Judge Alohaha Leprosy Macadamia decisions. Posted by: mindful webworker - give Oklahoma back to the prairie chicken at July 18, 2018 12:09 PM (U/u2R) 55 United Sates? How long can this country go on with Trump giving states away at a rate of 1 a week? Well be out of states before the end of the year, left with only the District of Columbia and our 80 territories except for Guam which Trump gave to Atlantis when he met with Aquaman. AQUAMAN!!!!! Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (ymnmz) 337
News Flash: Following The Trump's surrender of the United States to Russia in Helsinki, it has been announced that Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26.
Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM *turning on a dime* They're DREAMers! Sign them up to vote!!! Posted by: Democrats at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (EzdLW) 338
When you have thighs like chunky cottage cheese, perhaps shorts in public is not your best look.
Classy my ass. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (oiNtH) 339
Ben Roethlisberger is actually someone named "Cuffy"! See the tweet for proof! (It's only five comments long.)
https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/ 1019604790236598273 Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (Evws/) 340
If your outrage lasts more than four hours you should report to your mistress for a pegging.
Posted by: CNN at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (O18YC) 341
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Mueller may give Posesta brothers immunity to testify against Manafort. SMFH Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 12:10 PM (FwSdb) Oye! Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (ymnmz) 342
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (fA1SL)
--- Of course. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (UiRxW) 343
333 Slow your roll, Bigtime. That's some of my action you're cutting in on.
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM (Bdeb0) Like I said, my fate is sealed. I already know I'm one of the first of the herd to get culled. So I'm going to have fun with it until the date of my execution. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (UnA8+) 344
Actually I think a better stating of Popper's theory is that if a claim is not falsifiable, it is not *testable*. And that, he advocates, should be the basis of Science: testability. The ability to understand to what extend something is true, what makes it true, what is implied by its being true, what it would indicate were it false.
Another way of saying it is that if we cannot falsify a claim then we cannot determine whether it is true or false. Indeterminate is in the complement of True. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:13 PM (vDqXW) 345
If the Browder stuff is true in any shape, it's illegal for him as a (now) foreigner to have donated to Crooked Hillary's campaign.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (Evws/) 346
>>Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26. Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM
AP: A class-action lawsuit has been filed by the 32nd Mechanized Guards Division against the Transportation Safety Administration for harassing and searching its soldiers as they attempted to enter the United States... Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0) 347
Gotta like the kid in the right hand of the Kennedy picture holing a gun to his own head.
Many things change in 60 years. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz) And not only that, he looks like he's about to eat the barrel. It has to be a toy gun, but it does look like he's about to off himself. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (JQveK) 348
News Flash: Following The Trump's surrender of the United States to Russia in Helsinki, it has been announced that Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26. It'll be much faster if the Russian troops bring their kids and cross our southern border Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (10vO4) 349
Michelle Obama made Beyonce look old in that picture.
That was Bitchonces mother Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:11 PM oops, my bad Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (roQNm) 350
Maybe we can sell CA to MX and get enough for a longer wall.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0) 351
Tucker Carlson/Sarah Sanders 2024
Posted by: Under Fire -------------- I would pay a lot to see Carlson pointing and laughing at the press corps, in their face. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:14 PM (/lkI0) 352
If that's true, you had bad sushi. Don't buy it from a gas station.
Don't buy it unless you can see the little Japanese guy standing in front of you making it. Freshness is absolutely critical; even 5 or 6 hours after it's been made, it's been sitting too long. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 * * We've always known about sushi in the South. We call it "bait." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:06 PM (YWG/U) I've had grocery store sushi before. It's not bad. Not great, but not bad. Similar in that regard to pretty much everything else, in that you can buy pre-made stuff, and it's not going to be as good fresh stuff made in a restaurant. Posted by: BurtTC at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (9chmE) 353
So Peter Strzok grew up in Iran too?
Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (QMG5F) 354
Northernluker - sorry to hear of your back pain. Do you have any access to a Jacuzzi? That would help. A
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (oiNtH) 355
https://tinyurl.com/y9yu3fpw
People who found their doppelgangers in museums. It's worth a look! Posted by: bluebell -- WOW! Some of those are scary accurate. Especially the first one. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (mQ0Mc) 356
>>338 When you have thighs like chunky cottage cheese, perhaps shorts in public is not your best look. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (oiNtH)
There is no such thing as "chunky cottage cheese." There is only "large-curd" and "small-curd" cottage cheese. You are welcome. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4) 358
All I know is that those P90X videos are a bunch of crap.
I watched every single one of them for a month straight, and didn't lose a damned pound. Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (PFy0L) 359
227 There was a place in town called the Jalapeno Panda or something - it was a fusion of Chinese and Mexican food. I went there once or twice out of curiosity, it wasn't exactly bad, but it was .... weird. there's a sushi burrito place here. i haven't been curious enough. Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (NmR1a) 360
When you have thighs like chunky cottage cheese, perhaps shorts in public is not your best look.
Classy my ass. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (oiNtH) Those white shorts cost Moochelle $350. But according to Barry, he's got too much money. So there's that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (ptqGC) 361
I would steer clear of the Browder-Magnitsky situation, if I was Trump. Magnitisky was one of Putin's opponents who was clearly murdered for his opposition, and there's no defending that. Right now, there are no direct American ties to any of that mess, and it needs to stay that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (k1TUh) 362
Northernluker - sorry to hear of your back pain. Do you have any access to a Jacuzzi? That would help. A
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:15 PM (oiNtH) Wish I did but nope. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (nBr1j) 363
What does the comment thingy have against iPhones?
Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (mIVZc) Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (oiNtH) 365
Russian occupation troops will begin arriving at American airports on July 26. Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM
CNN | BREAKING: Russian ocucupation troops separated from their children at airports by Trump's ICE Posted by: Hands at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (EzdLW) 366
I'm demanding that everybody in every DNC meeting with Rep Joe Kennedy III that talked about anything related to anything be forced to testify to Congress.
Posted by: Outraged hair on fire guy at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (37IEG) 367
Gotta like the kid in the right hand of the Kennedy picture holing a gun to his own head.
Many things change in 60 years. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 18, 2018 12:04 PM (ymnmz) And OSHA would have a shit-fit about JFK standing on a stool like that, too. Looks like a poor rural community. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (bNb8V) 368
361 I would steer clear of the Browder-Magnitsky situation, if I was Trump. Magnitisky was one of Putin's opponents who was clearly murdered for his opposition, and there's no defending that. Right now, there are no direct American ties to any of that mess, and it needs to stay that way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:16 PM (k1TUh) Fusion GPS? Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (UnA8+) 369
Judging for the morning breeds at the Houston Area Hound Association show is done and resumes this afternoon. Prayers for all those on the list. Bless you, Fen, for keeping it up. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 18, 2018 12:17 PM (yfbNI) 370
There's nothing Michelle Obama could wear that the media would not gush over.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j) 371
Ol' Woody Wilson took office in 1913.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:07 PM (UnA8+) --- Hair-on-fire William Jennings Bryan was trying to equate remaining on the gold standard to deathly torture, i.e. crucifixion, before 1900. The Dems ran him for president one year. This is the history of the Dems, hair *always* on fire. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW) 372
361. Browder isn't a US citizen.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (fA1SL) 373
$350 for those shorts? She could have done another Target run and got the same thing for a lot less. Wow.
Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (oiNtH) 374
There's nothing Michelle Obama could wear that the media would not gush over.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j) --- T.M.I. Dude! Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW) 375
Lunchtime rant - sitting in a McDonalds, which, I know, is kid friendly, and two women come in with eight kids under 12 and just turn them loose. Fighting, screaming, stomping around, and the ladies just calmly yak on their phones while the kids terrorize the restaurant. Now theyre eating so its a little quieter but they were just WILD.
I hate being old and cranky. Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (mIVZc) 376
370 There's nothing Michelle Obama could wear that the media would not gush over.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j) A MAGA hat? Posted by: Roy at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (7n4KQ) 377
I blame genetics as well. I had a large meat lovers pizza with extra
cheese this morning with just a Diet Coke and still somehow gained weight. I have had exactly one pizza this year: a Papa Johns' when they withdrew from NFL advertising. I don't think I had any last year or the year before. I know for a fact that I gain weight on 2000 calories a day. A friend of mine commented once that he didn't understand how hard I fight to control my weight until he saw my brother. Posted by: An Observation at July 18, 2018 12:19 PM (pCa05) 378
All non-slavs will immediately be drafted into unpaid slavery or hunted down by DEFFSKWADZ.
Posted by: Hikaru ------------ Uh, well...you do know that the word 'slave', is derived from 'Slav'. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:19 PM (/lkI0) Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (nBr1j) 380
Speaking of diets I miss the gainnzz threads. Learning about IF changed my life. Changing when I ate was so much easier than trying to remove almost all 'bad' foods and other tidbits that I followed up were also useful.
But I'm very mindful of the caveat that people vary and what works best for one person health/fitness wise is not best for everyone. And also: choosing to just enjoy the pizza or donuts is at most a minor character flaw. Plenty of spoiled entitled princesses around who are very disciplined in diet and exercise but destroy the family budget, are energy vampires, etc and plenty of great people who indulge too much in food but will have your back when you are in a pinch. Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (r4KP2) 381
There's nothing Michelle Obama could wear that the media would not gush over. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (nBr1j) -------- http://tinyurl.com/y9ehn9sf Classy. Elegant. Refined. Ya'all a bunch of haters. Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (8XRCm) 382
378 Uh, well...you do know that the word 'slave', is derived from 'Slav'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:19 PM (/lkI0) And lo, the pendulum swings the other way. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (UnA8+) 383
>>Fighting, screaming, stomping around, and the ladies just calmly yak on their phones while the kids terrorize the restaurant. Now theyre eating so its a little quieter but they were just WILD.
I hate being old and cranky. Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (mIVZc) C'est deplorable. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (Bdeb0) 384
@ Tom Servo
Thank you for answering my question last night about Trump's investigation into voter fraud being sidetracked by Lefty's running the big blue states. I do remember hearing about that and had forgotten. Posted by: ShainS at July 18, 2018 12:20 PM (HuZWn) 385
Hair-on-fire William Jennings Bryan was trying to equate remaining on the gold standard to deathly torture, i.e. crucifixion, before 1900. The Dems ran him for president one year.
This is the history of the Dems, hair *always* on fire. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW) ------ And before that, Northern Dems were screaming that Lincoln was a secret n****r-lover, who was secretly colluding with the Negro to steal America from the white race. They NEVER CHANGE. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (UiRxW) 386
368. Nataliya Veselnitskaya was attorney for Katsyv, one of the dudes involved in the fraud.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (FhXTo) 388
Fighting, screaming, stomping around, and the ladies just calmly yak on their phones while the kids terrorize the restaurant. Now theyre eating so its a little quieter but they were just WILD.
I hate being old and cranky. Junior Antifa? Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (nBr1j) 389
>>>278 So... I used to know a couple through my ex-girlfriend. I really liked them, especially the boyfriend - he was in to guns, trucks, etc, so we could talk about stuff while the hens clucked.
Well, then one day, my gf let slip to me that they were into the pegging. I could never look him in the eye again. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 11:59 AM (UiRxW) __________ If you're only *looking* at his brown eye, you're pegging wrong. Posted by: Alexandria O'CrazyEyes-Cortez at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (nhLDN) 390
Re: Magnitsky.
Lost in all this was the lobby *against* Magnitsky (ala *pro*-Putin) was Fusion GPS. They paid affiliated advocates Bill and Hillary Clinton to argue *against* the Magnitsky Act--and thus *for* Putin's preferred outcome, and they did. The Dems must be having a ball gaslighting America about relations that are much closer on the Dem-side than on the Trump-side. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (vDqXW) 391
385 And before that, Northern Dems were screaming that Lincoln was a secret n****r-lover, who was secretly colluding with the Negro to steal America from the white race.
They NEVER CHANGE. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (UiRxW) Sounds like the Takimag comments section. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (UnA8+) 392
Florida used to be normal.
_______________________________________ Define "normal." Posted by: Inbred Inhabitants of the Okefenokee Swamps and Everglades Screw you people. Posted by: Wally gator at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (tqyrn) 393
And you can't spell "classy" without a*s*s.
Posted by: Old Dude at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (LGXGf) 394
the Russian troops bring their kids and cross our southern border"
Hey, we can help! /kanukistan Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (7LY+6) 395
292 Except for the Hipster Donut Shop that just opened.
free-range organic acai donuts with hemp sprinkles? Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (xGZ+b) 396
as much as 5000 tons of sulphur in a year - the same as 50 million typical cars,
Diesel vs. gasoline so it's a BS stat to start with. Posted by: DaveA at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (FhXTo) 397
382. Don't buy the propaganda! Benevolent SMR have no such intentions. Well, okay - not many such intentions....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (fA1SL) 398
I hate being old and cranky.
Posted by: Antisocialist No, not old and cranky, just tired of rudeness and inattention. From the time my kids were very little, they were taught how to behave in public whether a grocery store, fast food, or high end restaurant. They knew if they got the "look" from mom, all hell would break loose if they didn't stop. Posted by: Cheri at July 18, 2018 12:24 PM (oiNtH) 399
They NEVER CHANGE.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:21 PM (UiRxW) --- Can't forget blacks-will-never-be-proper-US-citizens Taney! Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:24 PM (vDqXW) 400
>>>$350 for those shorts? She could have done another Target run and got the same thing for a lot less. Wow.<<<
Since when do men's cargo shorts cost $350, and what is she packing? Posted by: Fritz at July 18, 2018 12:25 PM (2Mnv1) 401
Diets - I worry about the President's Wife, Melania. She looks so gaunt like she is being starved. Look at her legs, so thin. Poor girl.
I blame Trump. All that money and he won't let his wife eat. /don't taze me bro. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 11:52 AM (roQNm) As much as she'll let me look... Posted by: SturmToddler at July 18, 2018 12:25 PM (8D42x) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:25 PM (7LY+6) 403
390 Re: Magnitsky.
Lost in all this was the lobby *against* Magnitsky (ala *pro*-Putin) was Fusion GPS. They paid affiliated advocates Bill and Hillary Clinton to argue *against* the Magnitsky Act--and thus *for* Putin's preferred outcome, and they did. The Dems must be having a ball gaslighting America about relations that are much closer on the Dem-side than on the Trump-side. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (vDqXW) The whole Fusion GPS thing has stuck in my craw since they first tried floating the whole "DJT Jr. is going to be arrested for meeting with Veselnitskaya" line way back when. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (UnA8+) 404
Micheal Obama is one of the most beautiful black women in the world.
I mean, okay. If that's what you want to establish at the top of the standard, that's fine. It seems really unfair to little black girls who might be trying hard to look nice, though. Telling them that's the pinnacle? Jeez, man. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (YPqbH) 405
Well, then one day, my gf let slip to me that they were into the pegging.
--- Hey, where did we go Days when the pains came ? Down in your hollow Playing a new game. Laughing and a-bunging, hey, hey Ripping and a-humping In the misty morning frog with .... your parts a-thumping. And you, my brown-eyed girl You, my brown-eyed girl. Do you remember when??? We used to schwing?!!? Posted by: fixerupper at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (8XRCm) 406
>>Sounds like the Takimag comments section.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:22 PM (UnA8+) Sounds like a David Allan Coe song. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0) 407
Wow.... so now the Left attack on the President is that Putin MUST have something on Trump.... "
Notice how similar that is to the attacks on Jim Jordan? No one had evidence he knew anything at the time or had done anything wrong, so instead they said he MUST have known. (which is just an unjustified assertion) Not surprising, both attacks were put together by the same people for the same basic reasons. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 11:53 AM (k1TUh) So, by this logic, obummer should have known about the Russia hacking. why didn't he do anything about it? Posted by: SturmToddler at July 18, 2018 12:26 PM (8D42x) 408
>>>340 If your outrage lasts more than four hours you should report to your mistress for a pegging.
Posted by: CNN at July 18, 2018 12:12 PM (O18YC) _________ PR guy #1: Look, our endorsement of cuckoldry hasn't gone over well. Nobody wants to cuck our viewers because it would involve banging a disgusting liberal Harpy. Nobody wants that. PR Guy #2: We need to promote something else our soy boy viewers are into. Shep!: Pegging!! Posted by: CNN's PR Team at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (nhLDN) 409
gee, maybe Sessions should give Manafort immunity to testify against Pedo'sta.
I think Mueller has to get a judge to approve his immunity plan ... and I think there were five he was going to give immunity to ... no doubt all Hillary's henchmen. Like last time five of Hillary's fellow criminals were given immunity, but never testified about anything. Who else will he try to set free? insanity .. yet they persist, an no one stops them. Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (bT8Z4) 410
If Presdent Obama meets with Puten it wood have been very different !!! Presdent Obama would have told him the way the world is going too be and that is it..The end. Trump is a wimp and is afffraid of Putan !!! Probaly will let Putan take over Westeren Europe too....
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (qM84C) 411
398 Mine too.
Apparently manners have gone out of style. Posted by: Antisocialist at July 18, 2018 12:27 PM (mIVZc) 412
(375) Those kids are no different when they dump them off on whatever school they get dumped on. 14 years later, they get dumped on us.
Whole lotta dumpin' goin' on. Posted by: ro-man at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (RuIsu) 413
Micheal Obama is one of the most beautiful black women in the world.
Hell, she wouldn't make my top 20 Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (UiRxW) 415
I know that "pegging" is not just an action in cribbage, I am at work, naive and not going to look it up.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (suO/a) 416
Don't buy the propaganda! Benevolent SMR have no such intentions. Well, okay - not many such intentions....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine ---------------- It's good that you have resolved your anger towards Muslims. Wiki: The Roots of Slavery. The term slave has its origins in the word slav. The slavs, who inhabited a large part of Eastern Europe, were taken as slaves by the Muslims of Spain during the ninth century AD. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (I83yK) 417
I lost weight on a diet and kept it off. I'm an outlier in many things.
Posted by: tmitsss at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (3MaAt) 418
395 292 Except for the Hipster Donut Shop that just opened.
free-range organic acai donuts with hemp sprinkles? Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (xGZ+b) Don't forget the arugula! Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (JQveK) 419
And before that, Northern Dems were screaming that Lincoln was a secret n****r-lover, who was secretly colluding with the Negro to steal America from the white race. Post Civil War democrats AKA the Klan argued that busting up negro political rallies was their 1st Amendment right. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (10vO4) 420
416. Now, now, we were talking about the calumny that SMR were going to snuff all non-Slavs. Doesn't mean some non-Slavs won't be getting the treatment.
REMOVE KEBAB REMOVE SCHNITZEL Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL) 421
Micheal Obama is one of the most beautiful black women in the world. Hell, she wouldn't make my top 20 Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0) --- If I saw her at Walmart I'd think "Aww, good for her for trying." To the media, she's the upper echelon of black beauty. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (YPqbH) 422
Probaly will let Putan take over Westeren Europe too....
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT Don't need to they already are socialists Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (Bdeb0) 423
Oh no.
We've turned it into a pegging thread. And I'm partly culpable. I'm sorry. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Problem? Posted by: Steely Dan at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (tqyrn) 424
Then again, Barry is the smartest black man in the world because he can read out loud better than the majority of his peers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (YPqbH) 425
>>We've turned it into a pegging thread. And I'm partly culpable. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (UiRxW)
Everything that rises must converge. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (Bdeb0) 426
Sure Mr. Soros, I can re-animate Hillary. Just don't expect her to tango, she's got a broken exoskeleton.
Posted by: Jeffrey Combs at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (eAZVt) 428
Except for the Hipster Donut Shop that just opened.
free-range organic acai donuts with hemp sprinkles? Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2018 12:23 PM (xGZ+b) ------ No kidding - I used to run a print facility that was unfortunately in a hipsterizing neighborhood. Next door to me, the some Tidepod McTightpants opened up a combination videography studio/artisanal cupcake shop. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (UiRxW) 429
422. Nope. GECSPLAN has other ideas for Western Europe.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:31 PM (fA1SL) Posted by: JT at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (HbLZX) 431
>>REMOVE SCHNITZEL Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL)
Bog, Der Eine Gott, says nein. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (Bdeb0) 432
JFK had spooks accusing him of Treason and printing up flyers accusing him of Treason. Just sayin....
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (FwSdb) 433
Micheal Obama is one of the most beautiful black women in the world.
Never underestimate the value of a good tape job. Posted by: tu3031 at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (O5Q3r) 434
Northernlurker, I'm no doctor but am always sleeping wrong or irritating my questionable back. It might seem counter-intuitive, but if it's just a crick the more active you can be the quicker it will feel better. Alleve will take some of the hurt out, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (YPqbH) 435
It Pearl Harbor happened on Barry's watch--don't you think that means he's got some splainin' to do? Something to answer for?
And why did he dismiss it in 2016 as "routine stuff"? And is it really okay for the President of the United States when Pearl Harbor happens to consider it "routine stuff"? Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:32 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Undocumented at July 18, 2018 12:33 PM (5NMZN) 437
431. For every REMOVE, there is a corresponding REPLACE.
REMOVE SCHNITZEL, REPLACE KOTLYET Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (fA1SL) 438
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (Ydx5u) 439
Sure Mr. Soros, I can re-animate Hillary. Just don't expect her to tango, she's got a broken exoskeleton.
Posted by: Jeffrey Combs Yes, yes just like Gregor Clegane Posted by: Mr. Soros at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (Bdeb0) 440
"Pegging" ... 'naive and not going to look it up' == I had to know, one of those moods, have to know things. Compared to the other perversions out there it is only mid-range. When you have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, or watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate, well, it is like tears in the rain. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (roQNm) 441
Since when do men's cargo shorts cost $350, and what is she packing?
Posted by: Fritz --------- Pfft. Check these prices https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydab3nh6 You'll have to ask Jwest for reviews. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (RNno0) 442
It Pearl Harbor happened on Barry's watch--don't you think that means he's got some splainin' to do? Something to answer for?
--- Yeah, it's neat to watch the same people who declare that the Russians conquered America in 2016 because Trump turn around and, in the very next breath, explain that it's not a big enough deal for Barry to have worried about and he did all he could and anyway he fixed it, racist. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (YPqbH) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (7LY+6) 444
Post Civil War democrats AKA the Klan argued that busting up negro political rallies was their 1st Amendment right.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:30 PM (10vO4) --- So they've had this whole boundaries of personal responsibility and prerogative thing screwed up for *quite* a while! Sure the parties switched. The Pandercrats have always been the party of un-hinged rhetoric and rounding legal corners for their constituency, just like they did for their majority-white constituency. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (vDqXW) 445
It Pearl Harbor happened on Barry's watch--don't you think that means he's got some splainin' to do? Something to answer for? I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4) 446
Micheal Obama is a very buetiful woman of coler and any man would want her. She be smart, bueatiful, and very kind. Trump's wife is a communist from some easetern European cuntry and haetes pesons of coler. If she hads her way we woulds have socialized medicine and preobably get rids of Obama care whiche over 90% of Americons love and wants back....
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (qM84C) 447
So is PDT also responsible for the commie ruskies influencing Martin Luther King?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (Ydx5u) 448
OM, I sent you an email on the book thread account. Just so you know.
Posted by: JTB at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (V+03K) 449
I always thought Peggy Bundy was hot.
Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (+lOpA) 450
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup --------------- No kidding. The Dems have a history of this shit. See: Hillary, 1000 FBI files. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (RNno0) 451
>>I had to know, one of those moods, have to know things. Compared to the other perversions out there it is only mid-range.
"Nettles." Weirder. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0) 452
437 431. For every REMOVE, there is a corresponding REPLACE.
REMOVE SCHNITZEL, REPLACE KOTLYET Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:34 PM (fA1SL) So yes, confirmation that I am, indeed, Getting The Bullet. Posted by: Hikaru at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (UnA8+) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (UiRxW) 454
So is PDT also responsible for the commie ruskies influencing Martin Luther King?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (Ydx5u) --- Commies are OK. The post-Commies that Obama pursued--and laughed at Romney for--they aren't. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:38 PM (vDqXW) 455
436 What's happening in the night sky tonight ?
---------------------- Venus will be pegging Uranus." Leave Moochelle and Obama out of this!!! *sigh* actually there is going to be a very nice crescent moon visible tonight. Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:38 PM (k1TUh) 456
I always thought Peggy Bundy was hot. Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (+lOpA) That club is bigger than you might think.Katey Sagal was a hottie. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (10vO4) 457
Oh no.
We've turned it into a pegging thread. And I'm partly culpable. I'm sorry. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:28 PM (UiRxW) Your punishment awaits. https://tinyurl.com/y7d2cfv3 Posted by: Hope Solo at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (kqsXK) 458
Pfft. Check these prices
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydab3nh6 You'll have to ask Jwest for reviews. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:35 PM (RNno0) $45000 for a shirt???? At that price it had damn well better have Christina Hendricks' boobies straining at the buttons. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (bNb8V) 459
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4) --- {just shaking head} Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW) 460
Ya know every time I get a tad disappointed by something PDT said, the Left weighs in and, my disappointment changes to "Fuck em, say it again and twice on Sunday".
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (Ydx5u) 461
I've seen your pic-ture/your name in lights above it/this is your big debut/it's like a dream come true...
Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0) 462
Zod at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm) Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC) 464
Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take"
So it's the Age of Aquarius? Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (7LY+6) 465
Apologies if it's been discussed, but the EU wants to fine google $5 billion (yes with a B) for being a monopoly.
We're google not a bunch of leftist autocrats, I might feel sorry for them. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (mk7Bj) 466
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (qM84C)
But what about the children of coler Mary?? Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (DJFLF) 467
The problem is not so much that the world (as in other people) is hostile to fat people, it's that nature is hostile to fat people. I think that's probably why we have a built-in aesthetic that regards it negatively. Like the deaf activists and crippled activists, they need to grow up and accept that they're in a sub-optimal condition. And they're fortunate in that regard, since if they're determined enough they at least have the option of doing something about it.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (/qEW2) 468
When you have seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion, or watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate, well, it is like tears in the rain."
Yeah, but these c-beams were glittering in the ButtHauser Tunnel. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (k1TUh) 469
$45000 for a shirt???? At that price it had damn well better have Christina Hendricks' boobies straining at the buttons. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 * * At that price it should have Christina in it, yes and a squad of hot Norwegian girls who come over once a week to launder it. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:41 PM (YWG/U) 470
$45000 for a shirt???? At that price it had damn well better have Christina Hendricks' boobies straining at the buttons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------------- You didn't miss the $250,000 jeans, did you? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:41 PM (+cu3S) 471
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup lol, some days it's frightening I have a security clearance Posted by: Mr. Soros at July 18, 2018 12:41 PM (Bdeb0) 472
448 OM, I sent you an email on the book thread account. Just so you know.
Posted by: JTB at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (V+03K) Got it, thank you. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (JQveK) 473
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
Didn't he also say it also like our 9/11 too? Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (QMG5F) 474
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm) Is that because it costs so much? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (uLuPn) 475
Ya know every time I get a tad disappointed by something PDT said, the Left weighs in and, my disappointment changes to "Fuck em, say it again and twice on Sunday".
--- I'm at the point that I don't care that Russia hacked the DNC. I hate the Democrat party. I want to see them destroyed. It's not like they *actually* are an American group. I would like to see the entire DNC investigated for the *kompromat* the Russians may have gotten on them, though. The country's fate DEPENDS ON IT!!! Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (vDqXW) 476
Obviously far too voluminous and complicated for a comment, but just looking over how the timelines and factoids involving the surveillance of the Trump campaign, meetings by various players, etc., as aggregated by some Twitter "scandal hobbyists", ...... wow. Might be me, but I'm seeing things I hadn't seen or noticed before. And they all draw tighter and more distinct circles involving Brennan, and .... the WH.
Not sure if Nunes is on this trail, per se, or not. Even more curious about what, if anything, the IC IG is doing on this - seems like his territory. Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (QDnY+) 477
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor
Well, yeah... Who knows what his true allegiance is? If he was on a DS media outlet, he's probably an Iranian embed or some such. Posted by: kallisto at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (DJFLF) 478
All this hipster food talk is giving me a craving for gingerbread pancakes and a Spanish Omelette at the Omelettry in Austin
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (suO/a) 479
So it's the Age of Aquarius?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (7LY+6) Getting there. Posted by: eleven at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (+lOpA) 480
The real outrage should be against the coup ... but the MSM floods the zone with their fake outrage ... there is no more air time for anything else, and most people just want to escape the outrage, they are emotionally filled to capacity with fake outage.
When Fannie and Freddie were selling the junk bonds relabeled as AAA, they had so much money they bought "all the lobbyists", to lobby, or paid others to not lobby (the infamous stand down, so often used to let criminals skate). Raines testified they could leverage 50:1 and be fine ... he got his tens of millions in bonuses (so did Gorelick) and we all paid for it, the crooks remained in charge, BigBanks got even bigger and are now TooBigToFail or Jail. We have to jail them and their dirty cops. But Trump reading his hostage statement "I misspoke, I meant to say 2+2=5 ... not 2+2=4." ... makes me really wonder WTF. Maybe he read it that way to show he didn't mean it, but was satisfying his lawyer or some such? idk There is certainly faked intel used to destroy Trump, since those guys are being fired. Posted by: illiniwek at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (bT8Z4) 481
>>462 Zod at July 18, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month. Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm) That makes your examination of each thorough. Commendations. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0) 482
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it. Posted by: Nevergiveup I'd bet he still has one. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (10vO4) 483
Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take"
So it's the Age of Aquarius? Posted by: Anon ------------ Hey, what am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Jupiter at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (+cu3S) 484
Damn, off sock!!
Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0) 485
Trump is killing and skinning leftard sacred cows and tanning the hides for personal hygiene uses. They are literally losing their minds. Most gratifying.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (o2MD2) 486
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month. "
Huh. Same here. Well, if by "month" you mean "every 10 minutes or so" Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (7LY+6) 487
Like the deaf activists and crippled activists, they need to grow up and accept that they're in a sub-optimal condition.
------ I knew the deaf activists had gone round the twist when they started shaming deaf children and their parents for obtaining cochlear implants. As if in this age of medical miracles, they owed to the "cause" to just remain deaf. Insane. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:43 PM (UiRxW) 488
It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like. Turns out it's probably 95% accurate in predicting the future. This one's for you...Check Out Her Mama by Johnny Winter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfIjhVqAF1Y Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (HaL55) 489
The problem is not so much that the world (as in other people) is hostile to fat people, it's that nature is hostile to fat people. I think that's probably why we have a built-in aesthetic that regards it negatively.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (/qEW2) --- Citizen! You're not allowed to teach the mate-selection part of the Evolution that libs vow belief in!! Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (vDqXW) 490
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I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor. Didn't he also say it also like our 9/11 too? Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM * * To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration. Still stupid, of course -- nobody died, no ships or buildings were destroyed -- but you can sort of see what he thought he was saying. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (YWG/U) 491
I'm at the point that I don't care that Russia hacked the DNC. I hate the Democrat party. I want to see them destroyed. It's not like they *actually* are an American group.
I would like to see the entire DNC investigated for the *kompromat* the Russians may have gotten on them, though. The country's fate DEPENDS ON IT!!! Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM (vDqXW) The russians have been rat fucking with the USA and our Elections for 75 years. It's to bad they stopped teaching history in the left wing "education" system..And I agree with you 100% Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (Ydx5u) 492
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup -------------- I think that might be said of almost everyone in the Obama administration. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (+cu3S) 493
>>473 I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
it has already inspired popular folk songs like "Praise the Lord, and pass the fjattungslokigbrittalafakki." Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6) 495
Someone in my twit stream retwitted this:
"You saw a man today both ill-equipped to be President, and a man clearly not loyal to his country's best interests. Gang, this is a crisis. Americans of all political stripes must speak out against him." So, what did the Dogeater do yesterday? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (ctuyM) 496
Axeman, just now, on that topic (DNC "hack").
Paul Sperry just wrote that Clinton campaign counsel hired Crowdstrike to do extremely dubious IT report on "hacking" of DNC, at the same time he hired ..... Fusion GPS to do the "dossier". Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (QDnY+) 497
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4) --- {just shaking head} Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW) ==================================== Pearl Harbor? We lived through it! By the skin of our teeth! Posted by: We Are The Survivors Of Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Pqytn) 498
Has it occurred to any of the Dems that their treasonous insurrection against a lawfully elected President may in fact embolden the Russians into thinking that the US President now has no mandate for use of force, making an actual land invasion of a country like Ukraine more likely, thus potentially provoking a hot war between the US and nuclear armed Russia?
Or is it all clicks, moral posing and herd popularity to them? I know the answer. But Jesus they are playing with fire. Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (koNhm) 499
My interest in perversion is usually limited to one item a month.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM (roQNm) Is that because it costs so much? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:42 PM Why do I get the feeling that I'm digging myself into a hole? Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (roQNm) 500
It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup -------------- I think that might be said of almost everyone in the Obama administration. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (+cu3S) Amen to that bother Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Ydx5u) 501
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor
Wow. Not even 20 years and we've forgotten already. <Bows heads and silently weeps for our country.> Posted by: Sept 11, 2001 at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (jxbfJ) 502
>>It always used to seem so cruel to hear people ask guys what their fiance's mother looks like.
Cruel to be kind. In the right measure. Posted by: Zod at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Bdeb0) 503
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Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take" So it's the Age of Aquarius? Posted by: Anon ------------ Hey, what am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Jupiter at July 18, 2018 * * You're hogging all the moons in the Solar System -- 12 more were discovered just this week. Be quiet. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (YWG/U) 504
To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration. Our generations Pearl Harbor would be 9/11. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (10vO4) 505
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It's frightening to think brennan had a security clearance and used it. Posted by: Nevergiveup -------------- I think that might be said of almost everyone in the Obama administration. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (+cu3S) Amen to that bother Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (Ydx5u) Not to mention a certain Sec. State (who will never be POTUS, btw) and her staff never completing the security clearance training. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (jxbfJ) 506
The problem is not so much that the world (as in other people) is hostile to fat people, it's that nature is hostile to fat people. I think that's probably why we have a built-in aesthetic that regards it negatively.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:40 PM Well, for some values of fat. Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (ctuyM) 507
Trust me, it's beyond frightening that people in the Clinton years, not just Obama years, had not just clearances but jobs of any responsibility (well, including the presidents involved of course). Obama years was a significant ratchet turn down, and the Clinton years were appalling.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (QDnY+) 508
455 actually there is going to be a very nice crescent moon visible tonight. Venus in the west just after sundown, and a bright Mars rising about midnight, give or take.
sigh. how soon they forget. Posted by: Jupiter at the Zenith at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (NmR1a) 509
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor.
-- If I wanted to be charitable, I could give them the benefit of the doubt to mean "our generation's Pearl Harbor." I don't, and I'd rather laugh at them, but I could. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (mk7Bj) 510
Only when you're aligned with Mars...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6) --- Venus and Mars? They're alright. Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (vDqXW) 511
Ya know every time I get a tad disappointed by something PDT said, the Left weighs in and, my disappointment changes to "Fuck em, say it again and twice on Sunday".
Me too. Their hysteria is so overdone and coordinated, like they planned it together. The Journolist? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:48 PM (uLuPn) 512
Rumor has it that Ace is performing his daily ablutions even as you read this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (ctuyM) 513
To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration. Still stupid, of course -- nobody died, no ships or buildings were destroyed -- but you can sort of see what he thought he was saying.
Having spent the better part of three days immersed in the Nimitz Museum during the week of the 4th of July, and now watching Battle360 videos I am happy to call bullshit on the concept of that comparison. Posted by: DanMan at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (QMG5F) 514
You're hogging all the moons in the Solar System -- 12 more were discovered just this week. Be quiet.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius -------------- A couple are on a collision course, apparently. Ought to be interesting. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (RNno0) 515
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Only when you're aligned with Mars... Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (7LY+6) --- Venus and Mars? They're alright. Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 18, 2018 12:47 PM (vDqXW) I was always a fan of Uranus Posted by: Shep at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (jxbfJ) 516
512 Rumor has it that Ace is performing his daily ablutions even as you read this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (ctuyM) Is that Latin for Shelving Construction? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (uLuPn) 517
Well, for some values of fat.
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 18, 2018 12:46 PM (ctuyM) That song is over 20 years old now, so I think it officially qualifies as "oldies" Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (mk7Bj) 518
Wow. Not even 20 years and we've forgotten already.
Posted by: Sept 11, 2001 at July 18, 2018 12:45 PM (jxbfJ) We forgot the moment that a Barack Hussein Obama was allowed a place on the ballot. Trump's just the rock cliff we bounced off on our way down. We're still headed for the end. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (kqsXK) 519
I saw some talking head last night say Helsinki was
OUR Pearl Harbor and the host didn't point out that Pearl Harbor was our Pearl Harbor. -- If I wanted to be charitable, I could give them the benefit of the doubt to mean "our generation's Pearl Harbor." I don't, and I'd rather laugh at them, but I could. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously I I was the host I would have responded "The Nazis were a nasty bunch weren't they" Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (P/aDH) 520
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To be fair, I imagine Talking Head meant that this was the Pearl Harbor for our generation, or for this administration. Our generations Pearl Harbor would be 9/11. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 18, 2018 * * True enough. Then Talking Head probably meant (but did not articulate) that it was Pearl Harbor for all people who hate Trump. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (YWG/U) 521
514. Resulting energy from their collisions will finalize the Toynbee Tile Prophecy.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL) 522
The week that Adm. Mike Rogers looked into and quickly shut down "contractor" access to raw FISA data, a Clinton campaign IT staffer's lawyer met with an intel official ..... at the White House.
I believe the hiring of Nellie Ohr also occurred immediately after Rogers' move. At a quick glance, just using common sense, this crap certainly seems to line up pretty clearly - and there was zero finesse involved. Issue is documenting the crimes, if any (improprieties are legion and de facto), I suppose. Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (QDnY+) 523
too funny
A Riverside CA gun store owner has harsh words for Sacha Baron Cohen after he says he caught the actor showing up to his business in disguise and under false pretense, and it was all caught on surveillance video. Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 12:50 PM (Bdeb0) 524
So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr) 525
Yeah, but is the moon in the 7th house?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (7LY+6) 526
"Impartiality fosters a dangerous status quo"
Indifference fosters a dangerous status quo. I'd agree with that. That's why we're in such deep shit. But there's nothing wrong with impartiality such as a judge or jury is expected to show: impartially hear each side first, then render a judgment. The problem is that the activists don't want that since they don't want each side to be heard. They'd more accurately state their view as "opinions other than mine should be illegal". Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (/qEW2) 527
524 So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr) What do they need immunity from? Are they going to hand over the DNC server? Posted by: ALH at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (uLuPn) 528
I hate google but it is highway robbery the way the fucked up EU fines American Companies...we are not the EU's piggy bank. PDT is right about the EU being an enemy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (Ydx5u) Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (QDnY+) 530
I believe the hiring of Nellie Ohr also occurred immediately after Rogers' move.
Nellie Ohr and her mysterious Ham radio operators license Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (O2RFr) 531
Nood
Posted by: TexasDan at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (yL25O) 532
So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang...
===== What's a little child rape between friends? Posted by: Bob Mueller at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (VmfMP) 533
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So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang... Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr) Sure, immunity for those guilty of the most severe crimes in an attempt to prosecute someone as close to Trump as you can get. Must have learned this trick from Comey/McCabe who handed out immunity like it was halloween candy. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (jxbfJ) 534
What do they need immunity from? Are they going to hand over the DNC server? To testify against Manafort Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (O2RFr) 535
So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr) So only democrats get immunity ha? Oh PDT will have a field day with that one Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (Ydx5u) 536
523 too funny A Riverside CA gun store owner has harsh words for Sacha Baron Cohen after he says he caught the actor showing up to his business in disguise and under false pretense, and it was all caught on surveillance video. Posted by: wrg500 at July 18, 2018 * * Did he bring Isla Fisher, his wife, along? Then I want to see the video. No Isla, no care. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (YWG/U) 537
So it looks like Mueller is trying to get immunity for the Podestas... Dang... Posted by: It's me donna at July 18, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr) =============================== Legal protection for Clinton-connected Dems? That's usually a tell that an "investigation" is wrapping up. Posted by: mrp at July 18, 2018 12:53 PM (Pqytn) 538
MPPP that's a jarring metaphor.
I usually say I fear that Trump is a speed bump, not a course correction. Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (QDnY+) 539
528 I hate google but it is highway robbery the way the fucked up EU fines American Companies...we are not the EU's piggy bank. PDT is right about the EU being an enemy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 18, 2018 12:52 PM (Ydx5u) The enemy of our enemy........ Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (o2MD2) 540
Not to mention a certain Sec. State (who will never be POTUS, btw) and her staff never completing the security clearance training. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed __________________ Wouldn't have mattered if they had. They believe that rules and laws are for the little people, not for them. Anyway, Hillary Clinton knew damn well that she was not supposed to be removing classified markings from documents and then e-mailing them over an insecure server. She just figured that if anybody found out about it and it became a problem, then she'd just do what she always does: lie. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (fqUgw) 541
Paul Sperry just wrote that Clinton campaign counsel hired Crowdstrike to do extremely dubious IT report on "hacking" of DNC, at the same time he hired ..... Fusion GPS to do the "dossier". Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2018 12:44 PM (QDnY+) --- I found Sperry. I was just saying this last night: --- Without the DNC and DCCC servers ... the GRU allegedly gained access to--Mueller is not able to present physical evidence in court to prove a crime even occurred. Where is the underlying evidence? His indictment is a political farce --- Uh. I thought it was just as good that the FBI was emailed what Crowdstrike represented as "images"? So much of the Mueller indictments aren't going to court--and Mueller doesn't want them to go to court. Because he's got SHIT! His Flynn case--not even withstanding the confession--will blow apart like tissue paper in court. He can't try the Russian firm that is begging him to try them. The only way any of this will fly is the Dem's other prong: *activist* judges, who think that the law just should do this other thing it does not do. Were I not already to have a healthy fear of the shenanigans of black-robed oligarchs, I would have no fear of Mueller doing anything. Posted by: Axeman at July 18, 2018 12:54 PM (vDqXW) 542
It's a little odd to think about viewing, in the same 'sky', at the same time, planet(s) that occupy inner orbits, and outer orbits, relative to the earth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:56 PM (I83yK) 543
If EUrabians fine Google out of existence me eyes will remain conspicuously dry. Fukkem.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 18, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2) 544
We're wasting our time complaining about CNN's bias. We should just get them to the run the following at the top of every hour:
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... CNN. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 18, 2018 12:56 PM (+y/Ru) 545
Their hysteria is so overdone and coordinated, like they planned it together.
------ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksb3KD6DfSI Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 18, 2018 12:58 PM (UiRxW) 546
Jonathan Edwards was a missionary to the Indians. Maybe if he were alive today, he could bring Elizabeth Warren to a state of repentance and humility.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 18, 2018 12:58 PM (/qEW2) 547
St. Comey nood
Posted by: josephistan at July 18, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB) 548
> Sure Mr. Soros, I can re-animate Hillary. Just don't expect her to tango, she's got a broken exoskeleton.
On the other hand, she's great at slam dancing after she's had a few martinis. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 18, 2018 01:01 PM (GXOTw) 549
Lena Dunham clarifies what she meant about, 'Never trust anyone who doesn't regularly French kiss animals'
- I dunno. Seems pretty clear to me. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 18, 2018 01:01 PM (+y/Ru) 550
449 I always thought Peggy Bundy was hot.
Posted by: eleven I had managed to fend off any imagery so far in this thread, then suddenly Peg is pegging Al. Charleton Heston voice: Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!" Thank goodness this is willowed. Posted by: mindful webworker - brain bleach required at July 18, 2018 01:01 PM (U/u2R) 551
A couple are on a collision course, apparently. Ought to be interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2018 12:49 PM (RNno0) Moons in collision? Sounds like doing The Bump at the nudist colony. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2018 01:02 PM (bNb8V) 552
Wow, earthquakes in England? A whopping 2.7 magnitude. Drudge, do you even math?
Posted by: Chris M at July 18, 2018 01:04 PM (eAZVt) 553
The democrats say the DNC was hacked. We are taking their word? How would they know? Their own Pakistani IT guys are probably at the bottom of this. They have conveniently....left the country.
Posted by: PhilDirt at July 18, 2018 01:05 PM (oMAyT) 554
Diets don't work because the dieter eventually reverts back to the eating pattern that made them a chunky monkey. If you actually change your diet instead of going on a diet, you might find some success. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 18, 2018 01:54 PM (1hM1d) 555
Look at all those answered prayers. Thanks for the updates. Thank you Fen for doing the list.
Blessings on all those who pray for others. I always think of it as one of the most selfless acts people do. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 18, 2018 03:29 PM (CiCKR) 556
Banning plastic soda straws is just another proof that modern enviromentalisms based upon a rediculous and stupid ideology coming from people who fell out of a tree and landed on their heads or meditated to Tree Spirits
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 18, 2018 06:55 PM (wGqjj) Posted by: Hillury Clinton at July 19, 2018 09:22 AM (ln5wD) 558
Fu** y'all and yer damned straws!
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