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Food Thread: Oysters And Squirrels And Ribs...Oh My!
Regular commenter and shiv aficionado Bluebell and I are a bit puzzled by this recipe. I made it a few years ago and remember nothing except the cookies were good. But why is there molasses in it when there is also quite a bit of brown sugar? And what's up with the double dose of vanilla? Inquiring minds want to know, so put on your Baker Geek hat and figure it out.
Joy's Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies with Pecans
I do remember enjoying the salt on top, but that makes sense, because chocolate and butter are marvelous both savory and sweet.
I saw some really nice meaty beef ribs at the store yesterday, and I couldn't resist. So I will be smoking them this afternoon with a simple salt and pepper rub. I did cheat a bit and put a light dusting of garlic powder on them last night, for no particular reason. Any thoughts about beef ribs? I like them simple, but there are plenty of people out there who use lots of ingredients in their beef rubs.
Food and cooking tips, tender meatballs, really good jelly beans that aren't just cloyingly sweet, gefilte fish replacements, thick and fluffy pita and good tomatoes that aren't square, pale pink and covered with Mestizo E.coli: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com. Any advocacy of French Toast with syrup will result in disciplinary action up to and including being nuked from orbit.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 04:13 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2018 04:15 PM (mgCYE)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:16 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 04:17 PM (X7St+)
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CBD just wanted an excuse to put on a skirt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2018 04:17 PM (mgCYE)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:17 PM (qTQac)
Related: I just ordered a treadmill.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:17 PM (qTQac)
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Fitness or dog-walking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (mgCYE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (E5dnG)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:17 PM (qTQac)
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Are you running out of space in your closet to hang clothes?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (oXwsm)
Seems I got the spices just right on the first try. Now to let it simmer for a bit while I chase down a couple of martinis.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at July 15, 2018 04:19 PM (1FhAQ)
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It's how I struck it rich.
Posted by: J.D. Clampett at July 15, 2018 04:20 PM (mgCYE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 15, 2018 04:22 PM (5vDKw)
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 04:22 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 15, 2018 04:22 PM (kVLm4)
https://tasty.co/recipe/pollo-ciudad-with-cilantro-sauce-and-pickled-tomato-salsa
There's a video too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:22 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: antisocialist at July 15, 2018 04:23 PM (9BwmK)
Fitness or dog-walking?
You can put a dog on a treadmill, like a hamster?
I bought it for me to help me loosen up my hips so I NEVER again have to go through the back pain I'm suffering now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:23 PM (qTQac)
Mot sure how much more molassesy dark brown is, but could be they wanted the molasses flavor somewhere in between
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2018 04:24 PM (8ikIW)
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Well, not EXACTLY like a hamster.
Hamsters get caught in the rollers.
Posted by: J.D. Clampett at July 15, 2018 04:25 PM (mgCYE)
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Orson at July 15, 2018 04:26 PM (5iRIB)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:27 PM (y87Qq)
Wow I just remembered Mrs f'd made peach ice cream!
Let's party!
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2018 04:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 15, 2018 04:28 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:28 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 15, 2018 04:28 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (Nu6Gg)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (myjNJ)
Bluebell pint of vanilla and some fresh berries and we'll have just desserts
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (X7St+)
Discuss
Posted by: Winston at July 15, 2018 04:31 PM (wgCUV)
grandma used to make it all the time. Mom only made regular coleslaw
with mayo but I prefer the grandma version. Hope it works out okay.
Posted by: madamemayhem
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It will be better tomorrow after sitting a day.
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 04:32 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Granny swears by possums. ---Jed Clampett.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 04:32 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (myjNJ)
My grandma used to make vinegar slaw. I never cared for it back then, but it sounds pretty good right now.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 15, 2018 04:33 PM (9BwmK)
Today is National Ice Cream Day as decreed back in 1984 by President Reagan. Celebrate the way an American should!
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:25 PM
I've been committing the Glycemic Index to memory lately. Cliff Notes version is that items high on the scale will spike the ever-living-hell out of your insulin response and perhaps give you the diabeetus on a long enough time line. Perhaps even Alzheimers -- which some health care folks are referring to as 'Type 3' diabeetus.
You know what's surprisingly low on the scale?
Ice cream and chocolate cake. Both of them down around strawberries.
Surprisingly high on the scale? Baked potato and carrots. Worst item I've seen is corn bread.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:33 PM (LOgQ4)
A few thread comments yesterday gave me a craving for Pecan Ice Cream.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:33 PM (qTQac)
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How did you make it? I just use vinegar, sugar, bacon, and hot bacon grease. S&P to taste.
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 15, 2018 04:34 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:34 PM (JJZzu)
Basically it's a peach flavored cake in the bottom of a pie pan. Followed by a layer of peaches from a can and then topped with a cream cheesey layer. Bake for a half hour.
They ate it like it was going to be their last meal.
Posted by: tonypete at July 15, 2018 04:34 PM (9rIkM)
Ice cream and chocolate cake. Both of them down around strawberries.
Surprisingly high on the scale? Baked potato and carrots. Worst item I've seen is corn bread.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
That seems weird. I'm not doubting it, but you might want to check the serving size on the items.
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2018 04:34 PM (8ikIW)
*ponders how to drag it into the food thread*
Hey, has anyone ever had blancmange?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 04:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:35 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Everything that stays in Africa is going extinct. Why do you think they're trying to get into Europe? Oh, yeah, right....the free stuff.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 04:35 PM (9BLnV)
Surprisingly high on the scale? Baked potato and carrots. Worst item I've seen is corn bread.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:33 PM (LOgQ4)
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I would be totally down with eating more ice cream and chocolate cake and strawberries, and fewer baked potatoes and carrots. Although I do love baked potatoes. I've read that if you smother them with butter and sour cream, your insulin won't spike as much.
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:36 PM (JJZzu)
btw, remember in Buckaroo Banzai "John Valuk fell on his head?"
Well, Bandersnatch fell out of a tree. Well, not really.
The ladder snafu'd on him forcing him to slide down the bark of the tree like on the cartoons.
In case you missed it, which most of you did.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:36 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:37 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 04:37 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 04:35 PM (fuK7c)
I remember the first time I saw the sketch with the blancmange playing tennis. It was so magnificently weird it rewired my brain.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:38 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2018 04:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:38 PM (qTQac)
Never mind squirrel, I want my own personal venison supplier. Of course it is not legal in Washington state to sell game meat commercially so it would have to be arranged using code words and possibly trench coats. Now my mother has deer traipsing through her yard and eating her plants but will she let me nab one? "No, they are so cute!" she says. "And tasty," I says. Goes well with morel, too.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 15, 2018 04:38 PM (L59/U)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (5vDKw)
Exactly. If it weren't for that sketch I doubt I'd have heard of blancmange.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bruce at July 15, 2018 04:34 PM
Half cup ice cream, 1 slice chocolate cake according to this:
https://www.alsearsmd.com/glycemic-index/
So much of what the govmint told as about nutrition has been flat out wrong.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:40 PM (myjNJ)
You might have had those in the uk.
Posted by: Joseph dagostino at July 15, 2018 04:40 PM (eq2/x)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 04:40 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:33 PM (LOgQ4)
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I've been told by a Doc that the body is able to handle sugar much more easily than carbs. Although I never thought carrots were carb food. Interesting......
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 04:41 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: freaked at July 15, 2018 04:42 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:42 PM (pHfeF)
A million years ago I was a New Yorker. Then I was a New Yorker on a business trip to El Paso.
There were oysters on the menu and the New York part of my brain said oh hey I like oysters and I haven't had any for a while.
The part of my brain that was supposed to say dude this is the desert do not order oysters in the desert did not speak up.
Note to self: do not order oysters in the desert.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 04:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2018 04:38 PM (EZebt)
How are the oysters now, what with all the feces, syringes, and dead bodies ending up in the bay?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 04:42 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at July 15, 2018 04:43 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Since I didn't bang a cousin I'll say no it wasn't a Hootenanny.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 04:43 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:36 PM
Oh, yeah. Fats are good. Consuming alcohol with meal also diminishes the spike iirc.
There are so many *asterisks in glycemic index information. It's a crap shoot, but becoming familiar with the index is kinda important for those very few here north of 29 years of age.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Squirrel without squirrel gravy is like oysters without lemon and tabasco.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2018 04:44 PM (Dz4dm)
https://stoatnet.org/kari_cheese.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:44 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 04:42 PM (9BLnV)
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You forgot my ballot, which also routinely winds up in the bay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2018 04:45 PM (EZebt)
3x3 whole wheat hardtack is finished. The stuff will yield to nothing below rock or hammer.
Starting up the pemmican production line tomorrow. Dried the beef and blueberries and tonight the fat shall be rendered. This time I'll try rolling it thinner for the vacuum seal. Easier to pack.
One day I'll try the salmon recipe. Still trying to shake Lewis and Clark trashtalking dried salmon.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 15, 2018 04:45 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:45 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Ellen Griswold at July 15, 2018 04:46 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 15, 2018 04:46 PM (h7bvM)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (LOgQ4)
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No question. That 40+ y/o Food Pyramid? 50% carbs/meal. Thanks for the diabetes epidemic, Uncle Sugar!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 04:46 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
You are right. The best case scenario for oysters (or mussels) in Colorado is that they taste bad. Worst case scenario is being dead from food poisoning.
Shrimp's okay. Lobster too I guess if you don't mind paying through the nose. They at least have cardiovascular systems and immune systems worthy of the name, and can survive in brine-ponds here once imported.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 04:47 PM (6FqZa)
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*eyes CBD while sloooooowly pouring 100% pure maple syrup over lightly salted french toast*
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 04:47 PM (Z8+SR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 04:47 PM (V2Yro)
and chocolate cake and strawberries, and fewer baked potatoes and
carrots. Although I do love baked potatoes. I've read that if you
smother them with butter and sour cream, your insulin won't spike as
much.
Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:36 PM (JJZzu)
I love a loaded baked potato. Butter, sour creme, grated cheese, and bacon bits.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 04:47 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: creeper at July 15, 2018 04:42 PM (wmK60)
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Oyster mushrooms are the one item we buy every week at the farmers's market. From the shroom-monger.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 15, 2018 04:47 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Yes that is the word my mind was blanking on.
Thank You.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 04:49 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 04:49 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: LochLomondFarms at July 15, 2018 04:49 PM (q/BKr)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 04:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 15, 2018 04:46 PM (h7bvM)
It's on this side of the Prime Meridian, so it should be right side up? It looks right side up to me.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2018 04:50 PM (89T5c)
The winter and Spring were too long.
I made my first batch of jam, "Peach Butter" which requires bruised peaches, ginger, allspice, cinnamon, and star anise if you can get it, lemon juice and sugar to taste.
I picked up windfalls at a UPick place (don't tell them you got windfalls because they get all weird on you since getting food from the ground violates health rules or something), cut the pits and the obvious issues out of them, and then cooked them down for about 12 hours in a crock pot.
Half way through I mushed most of them up with a food mill and dumped it all back into the crock pot and kept simmering it down to decent thickness.
I just got done canning them all, 8 half pints total.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 04:50 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:50 PM (yQpMk)
People around me say oysters are delicious but I don't like them. Of course they also make me violently I'll so that may have something to do with it.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:51 PM (myjNJ)
Hey, I ate those all the time in H'town growing up and I didn't grow up to be a semiautistic depressive with no social skills!
... Oh, right.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 04:51 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 04:46 PM
You know what group has a natural propensity to diabetes? And the western diet will f_ck them up?
Hint: they like to sneak across the southern border.
It's actually an 'act of kindness' to send them back home. While they still have two feet to stand on.
/ I condemn myself for stating what needs to be said.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 04:52 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 04:52 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
Stay away from the red-eye gravy, then.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:52 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:52 PM (gUCYC)
Had French toast with maple syrup yesterday for Bastille day and a Beaujolais Village wine later
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:53 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 04:53 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:49 PM (y87Qq)
The sign is upside down
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 15, 2018 04:53 PM (h7bvM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:52 PM (gUCYC)
*sigh*
Why did it have to be in California
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:53 PM (y87Qq)
Game meat, cooked, roasted
3 oz
147.1 calories
0 grams carbs
4.0 grams fat
26.2 grams protein
0 grams fiber
102.9 mg cholesterol
0.5 grams saturated fat
101.2 mg sodium
0 grams sugar
0 grams trans fat
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (6SJve)
They've never been anything but a very poor person's meal.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 15, 2018 04:53 PM (h7bvM)
The squirrel one?
If it is, so are the display case and the camera and gravity. Dunno what to say, it looks fine to me.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 04:55 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2018 04:55 PM (Dz4dm)
Metals and toxins travel up the food chain, so tuna and swordfish are susceptible to all the mercury that what they ate and what that ate all end up there.
Oysters are filter feeders, they just get whatever crap is in the water where they are.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:56 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 04:39 PM (gUCYC)
Benedictine, Franciscan or Trappist?
('Cause I know that you know if it's Buddhist it gets a nice curry and served with rice)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 04:56 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
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Posted by: bluebell at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM (JJZzu)
Donate it to the Democrats. They suffer from a complete lack of morels.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM (/qEW2)
Look up insulin index. That's actually a much indicator of the load given foods put on the body. Glycemic index is easier to measure and it does correlate, but not always.
The insulin index is a measure of how much insulin your body has to pump out to handle the glucose load a food is putting in your system.
For example, a ribeye steak has a non-zero insulin index, even though its glycemic index would be zero.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM (pHfeF)
ALH does not eat weird stuff.
Plus, she's allergic to shellfish.
Do you guys ever serve food for Normals?
Fried chicken, macaroni & cheese, green beans.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 04:58 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 15, 2018 04:56 PM (myjNJ)
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Still doing phrasing?
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 04:58 PM (Z8+SR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 04:59 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:51 PM (yQpMk)
Supposedly, there's such a thing as rat's head soup, too. Ummm, no.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 15, 2018 04:59 PM (9BwmK)
I used to live on a big lake and a man across the cove from me fed the wild ducks and geese all through the spring and summer, always closer and closer to his garage until they would literally waddle up into the garage to be fed. One day in the fall the door would close and they would never be seen again.
The scene within must have been the stuff of avian nightmares.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 04:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:00 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 05:00 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 05:00 PM (JFO2v)
They are great neighbors - They have a hose to one of our hydrants to fill in for their broken well pump which the service company has to special order replacement for instead of just replacing, so we are not totally slacking.
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 15, 2018 05:00 PM (r4KP2)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2018 04:55 PM (Dz4dm)
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I ordered eggs over easy for years, until I really got them that way one time. A Waffle House waitress then schooled me about how to order "over medium", which is how I had apparently actually been getting them all those years.
That simple meal sounds great!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 05:01 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM (pHfeF)
We'll start you out with natto and some uni, then some oysters
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:01 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:02 PM (gUCYC)
I don't hunt anymore but I do miss squirrel season now and then. However, Mrs. JTB won't touch game so there's not much point.
Posted by: JTB at July 15, 2018 05:02 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:02 PM (YdakM)
Do you still hear the crying of the ducks, Clarice?
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 15, 2018 05:02 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: choo choo at July 15, 2018 05:02 PM (aUHJk)
Also it takes more effort to overcook it.
Nota handsome fish by any means bit the carcass makes a fine stock.
I was tola many years ago that mickey d's used monk fish for their fish burgers because the fish was so cheap (60's to80's)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 05:03 PM (X7St+)
Posted by: Andro at July 15, 2018 05:03 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM
As a person who has eaten both my entire 29 years - give or take, a short sniff prior to consuming is always appropriate.
When they're bad, they always give an olfactory clue. Do not eat a bad oyster or clam. You will spend hours bowing and paying homage before the ceramic Gawd if you do.
But they're delicious and nutritious. My clams casino recipe? To die for.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 05:03 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM (pHfeF)
Tried 'em both. You're not missing much. Looks like something you'd throw away in a kleenex. Doesn't taste THAT good.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 15, 2018 05:04 PM (9BwmK)
Found out I have an allergic reaction to all meats except lamb. Probably temporary and I do like lamb. Will be doing an elimenation diet for awhile.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 05:04 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:01 PM (TdS5t)
I draw the line at circus peanuts.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:04 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 15, 2018 05:05 PM (h7bvM)
https://www.eater.com/2017/1/27/14404802/how-to-cook-monkfish
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:06 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
Like the movie Saw but more of a spinning motion.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:06 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 05:07 PM (6Ll1u)
I have a longstanding theory that God actually got kind of winded after five and a half days and farmed out the deep sea to Dr. Seuss.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 05:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 15, 2018 05:07 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:02 PM (gUCYC)
Yes. And a lot of the state is just beautiful.
In San Diego you can get pure refined guacamoleum that was mined that morning in the guacamolite mines of the Guacamolean range. I'm not even crazy about the stuff but I'd drive a day trip to SD just for that.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:08 PM (TdS5t)
I have a jones for watermelon.
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 05:09 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 05:07 PM (6Ll1u)
Glad to hear it. I wish more people felt that way, you know price and all.
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:10 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:08 PM (y87Qq)
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We went to the Guacamole Testing Museum in Vegas! Hard to believe they let schoolchildren watch it without eye protection.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:10 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: kallisto at July 15, 2018 05:11 PM (sAXJ5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:11 PM (yQpMk)
Also it takes more effort to overcook it.
Nota handsome fish by any means bit the carcass makes a fine stock.
I was tola many years ago that mickey d's used monk fish for their fish burgers because the fish was so cheap (60's to80's)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 05:03 PM (X7St+)
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Chefs love Chilean Bass (Chilly Bass) for the same reasons. Good white flesh fish and very difficult to overcook.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 05:11 PM (oXwsm)
South Dakota is known for their great Guacamole.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:11 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at July 15, 2018 05:11 PM (h7bvM)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 05:09 PM (8kkL4)
Not completely sure but pretty sure that's RAYCISTS
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:11 PM (TdS5t)
Does that include sweet potatoes? I really love baked sweet potatoes. With butter. Nom nom nom...
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 15, 2018 05:12 PM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 05:12 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 04:57 PM
Imagine for a second the delicious juicy combination of bacon, cheese, onion, and red and green pepper. The add a tiny little chunk of succulent clam.
At least put it on your 'bucket list' to try. Peeps that visit me always offer to help chop stuff for an hour... just for those few minutes of pleasure.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 05:12 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:13 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:13 PM (TdS5t)
Your going to die but it won't be the pesticides in regular veggies that will do it.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM (pHfeF)
Speaking of weird deep sea fish.
Hint: they are not bass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM (fuK7c)
I don't buy into that organic crap.
The only thing organic I buy is bananas because they stay yellow a little longer, it seems. But taste no different, that I can tell.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 15, 2018 05:15 PM (brIR5)
I also buy Costco's organic peanut butter. It's good, but it's not amazing or anything.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:15 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 05:16 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 15, 2018 05:12 PM
One cup of sweet potato is pretty much neutral (54 on the scale). Enjoy.
Baked potato is almost twice that (104). I still eat baked potatoes, only half as much as before.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 05:16 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 05:12 PM (8kkL4)
Born and raised in Yantis TX. I hauled so many melons to the Dallas Farmers Market, I would see them in my sleep
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:16 PM (TdS5t)
Tried explaining the concept of hog jowl bacon to the kid behind the counter. *sigh*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:17 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 05:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:15 PM (qTQac)
I wish I had a Costco. Nearest is in west Springfield, 1 hr away.
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:18 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 05:18 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 15, 2018 05:07 PM (r9UYA)
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I just got a couple of (non organic) avacados, and one is at perfect ripeness. One side at dinner tonight will be a raw avacado, dipped in balsamic vinegar only. Had forgotten how much I like them that way!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 05:18 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM (pHfeF)
Well I don't know. It kind of matters for some produce. If the non-organic tomato looks perfect and firm and tastes like absolutely nothing and the organic tomato looks like it lost a disastrous bet but tastes like it came off a vine no more than 18 hours ago, I'll get the organic one.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:18 PM (y87Qq)
Hint: they are not bass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM (fuK7c)
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I am aware, but still like it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 05:20 PM (oXwsm)
Hint: they are not bass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM
True that. Actually 'ugly muthafvcker' seems to apply greatly.
First time I saw a picture of them I said, 'Well I'm not eating that ugly pos again.' They look sort of like the fish you catch in 'jersey and automatically toss back.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jeffersonian at July 15, 2018 05:21 PM (xiOrX)
Your going to die but it won't be the pesticides in regular veggies that will do it.
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:14 PM (pHfeF)
Assuming you have a yard. Buy a tiller and label the space you till organic. See how much she really cares.
I like the thought of free chicken eggs up to the point of how much it would cost me to house,feed and my time to raise chickens.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:21 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:21 PM (TdS5t)
Aww.
I can't eat shrimp any more--can't even touch it, but thankfully can eat crab and crawfish.
I grew up eating crab and lobster, but crawfish are so ugly and buggy looking.
Not that that slows me down for more than a second or two...
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 15, 2018 05:22 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:17 PM (gUCYC)
Somewhere there's a pork processing line where people are trimming off the nascent proto-guanciale and tossing it into the hot dog scraps pile because they don't know what else to do with pig cheek
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:23 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:24 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (ifEF9)
My midwestern-born husband has talked about morels for years, but I'd never seen or tasted one until a couple of months ago when we went to Ohio and Indiana for a family reunion. SIL of the hostess took us a morel hunt and I found a goodly number. Cooked them up in a boatload of butter at my SIL's house the next day. Delicious, but I have to say they reminded me of (good) calimari.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:23 PM (TdS5t)
Gasoline is mostly organic compounds anyway so...
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (y87Qq)
I know, organic chem, the study of carbon
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:26 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (y87Qq)
Well organic chemistry is all the carbon based stuff so yes.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:27 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:26 PM (TdS5t)
I never claimed it was a good joke.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:27 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2018 05:25 PM (EoRCO)
Yeah, why do ask ??
Posted by: Rikers at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:27 PM (y87Qq)
As good as any
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (TdS5t)
Making Italian tonight.... dish called Bosta. Maybe real Italians call it something else...a very simple dish...
One big white onion ( chop it up and throw it in the big pot on stove ) if you really love onions use two of 'em
a teaspoon and 1/2 of minced garlic ( throw it in there)
A pound of hot Italian sausage or more/less what evs
( make small or medium roundish balls of it...and throw it in the pot to brown )
Throw two large cans of diced tomatoes in the pot once the sausage has browned.
Pour a regular sized can of tomato sauce into the mix.
Throw in a couple of Bay leaves.
Cover a quarter of the top with Oregano.
Cover the whole top with Italian seasoning....then stir it all up...
Let the stuff cook for two hours... check on it occasionally to stir and to make sure your kitchen is not on fire.
If the Bosta seems too watery...thicken it with a small can of tomato paste... use two cans if you think it's still not think enough what evs.
Make some pasta shells when you are ready to eat.
Serve with some garlic bread or what evs.
Done.
It's a tasty dish that takes minimum time in the kitchen to prepare....and will serve a small gathering or serve one person for multiple meals. It's freezable for later as well. Good stuff.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (eR21P)
Whenever I would take photos for one of my essays, it would always take an immense amount of time to "process" and select the photos for the report, and well over half that time was necessarily spent on a step I called "Reflections, shadows and cameras." In each photo chosen for publication, I would have to search every square inch of it for just those three things -- reflections that might reveal me, and also my shadow, and finally I make sure that my picture does not depict anyone else pointing a camera in my direction.
Only after all three elements are excluded is the picture deemed upload-worthy. You can't believe the number of great photos I've hd to reject because they contained a reflection of me. The squirrel-meat photo would be rejected, for this very reason.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2018 05:29 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (gUCYC)
Because someone has to ask - how was the mahu? Fresh?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Rikers at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (TdS5t)
So still wearing orange crocks?
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:29 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:30 PM (qV2lP)
Man, the Brits serve those with everything, no matter how inappropriate.
They probably put them on ice cream.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 15, 2018 05:31 PM (GXOTw)
I was at the beach on Friday for the dress rehearsal. I wish I had realized that you were there.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:30 PM (qV2lP)
Hey NGU, did you see the story about your new colleague?
https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=80548
Posted by: Hollywood at July 15, 2018 05:31 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2018 05:31 PM (eAr55)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:29 PM (y87Qq)
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The best, freshest mahu can be found at 2:00 a.m. outside the Top Hat in Wahiawa.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:32 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:32 PM (qV2lP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:33 PM (gUCYC)
https://stoatnet.org/kari_mysterymeat.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)
Yep. My rocket scientist brother always rents a place on the beach for the week of. Unfortunately, check out time is 10AM on Saturday so it's the Friday show for us.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (gUCYC)
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Some of the best food I have ever eaten has com from places that are only open 4-5 hours a day, 4-5 days a week. There's an unbelievably good breakfast biscuit place near me that is open Weds. - Sat., 6a-11a. Lines out the door from 5:50a-10:55a. They must make a fortune.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 05:33 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2018 05:31 PM (eAr55)
I'm pretty sure you can be that hungry.
Posted by: Communism at July 15, 2018 05:34 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:34 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (qV2lP)
This is controlled by the variety of tomato and whether it was picked ripe or green. Nothing to do with whether it's "organic" or not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (GXOTw)
Witness to police shooting in 'jersey with hispanic accent... 'Then the police shoot him three times... bump, bump, bump, bump.'
I know, math involved.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (LOgQ4)
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Me too.
Lidia Bastianich (sp?) has many recipes for monkfish or any other whitefish available.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (qV2lP)
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Third?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:38 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:38 PM (qV2lP)
It's always a great show. I'm partial to the one low altitude high speed afterburner pass down the beach. I really wish they would make a supersonic pass and go boom boom all the way.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:38 PM (yQpMk)
One of God's great gifts to man.
I got several in the bacon drawer...made by an old friend. He gave themm to me in May.
I made bucatini alla matriciana for him and had a couple chiantis with it. He told me he had no idea what this cured jowl would be good for till he had this.
Made carbonara the next evening
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 05:38 PM (X7St+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:38 PM (qV2lP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (yQpMk)
Hard to beat fresh whitefish. It does not freeze well.
Posted by: clutch at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (GXOTw)
True, but what I meant was that in the grocery stores around here, tasty tomatoes that don't transport or keep well are in the organic section and really photogenic ones that hold up well and taste like slightly bland water are in the general produce section. Not that the certification means anything by itself.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (y87Qq)
I know, math involved.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Bump is less than Pew so it works out.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (qV2lP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 15, 2018 04:47 PM (V2Yro)
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I recall reading that what wild animals eat is not a 100% reliable indicator of human safety, and that squirrels for example eat Amanita mushrooms without dying, although they are deadly to humans.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:40 PM (yQpMk)
It's a crying shame to be at NAS on Blue Angels Weekend and not get to see the show.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:41 PM (yQpMk)
I don't eat baby animals, no lamb no veal
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
My rule is that I don't eat cartoon animals.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:42 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:42 PM (qV2lP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 05:42 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 05:38 PM (X7St+)
"bacon drawer"
"Bacon... Drawer..."
BACON DRAWER
"Cellar door" just had a gauntlet thrown at its feet.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:42 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 15, 2018 05:42 PM (TpRXY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:43 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 05:43 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:43 PM (qV2lP)
Stooges still trying to be gold/platinum hypocritics.
Posted by: ron n. at July 15, 2018 05:44 PM (MBrFx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Keeping our soldiers from becoming British?
Just a joke given your MOS.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:45 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Patagonian Toothfish.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2018 05:45 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:46 PM (yQpMk)
As much as I really do not like the BigGov aspects of labeling -- READ THE STUPID LABELS.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 05:47 PM (MIKMs)
That pissed me off at first, but then I thought - What a bunch of useless pussies. None of them has accomplished anything in their lives, except maybe Harry when he went to war.
Time to pull our troops out of that worthless pile of rocks, and boycott the UK!
Posted by: ALH at July 15, 2018 05:47 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Patagonian Toothfish.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2018 05:45 PM (zfrbv)
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True, but still good eatin'.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 05:47 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:48 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2018 05:49 PM (qV2lP)
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (Nu6Gg)
Salmon or some other fatty fish.
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2018 05:49 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 05:49 PM (Lqy/e)
It's still an unsinkable aircraft carrier off the coast of Europe, though I guess we could always coup de main an airfield there if we need one.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:49 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:50 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:50 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:52 PM (UdKB7)
I like when they net the harpies.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2018 05:52 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 05:53 PM (X7St+)
2 things are unsinkable Michel Morre and fake boobs.
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 05:53 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:53 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at July 15, 2018 05:53 PM (r4KP2)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 05:53 PM (qIn6A)
Posted by: The Skeleton at July 15, 2018 05:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:54 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:52 PM (UdKB7)
2d8+4, AC13.
*shrug*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:55 PM (y87Qq)
Is this a euphemism for sex?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:50 PM (qTQac)
Jason and the Argonauts ??
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:55 PM (TdS5t)
http://www.thediplomad.com/2018/07/progs-lovers-of-fake.html#comment-form
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 05:56 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2018 05:57 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:57 PM (yQpMk)
Can't swim too good neither.
Which is why I thought Game of Thrones reached a new level of nonsense when the skeletons managed to extract the dragon from the water.
Also, that enormous chain appeared out of nowhere. Thousands of tons of iron chain.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 05:57 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 15, 2018 05:58 PM (TdS5t)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 05:18 PM (y87Qq)
So, your local produce department lets you sample the tomatoes? Such generosity!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 05:58 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 05:59 PM (Zmczq)
Yeah, the Night King should have just touched the water and made ice lift the dragon out like the appearance of The Fortress of Solitude in the first Superman movie.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 05:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 05:58 PM (9BLnV)
They haven't stopped me yet.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (y87Qq)
When the skeletons had John Snow and the others trapped on that ice floe, they didn't want anything to do with the water.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK)
Not true.
If it is inspected it can be sold.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (6Ll1u)
You do need to be very careful though as some mushrooms can cause liver failure. Morels seem to be safe as they don't look like anything else and there aren't any poisonous ones I am aware of.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Lqy/e)
Yeah, the Night King should have just touched the water and made ice lift the dragon out like the appearance of The Fortress of Solitude in the first Superman movie.
Exactly!
Just like how Yoda raised the Millennium Falcon out of the swamp on Dega whatever.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (qTQac)
Had pricey oysters in Seattle and they sucked. Pissed me off.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Zmczq)
I only squirt a little lemon juice on them if it's available. I lie to myself that it's like chloroform to the creatures.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: X-ray at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (YdakM)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 06:02 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 06:02 PM (Z8+SR)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 06:03 PM (X7St+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 06:03 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 06:03 PM (Z8+SR)
"Surely you can afford a couple of bottles of wine?" I implored. And oysters.
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2018 06:04 PM (eAr55)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (9BLnV)
Lemon only
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:04 PM (Zmczq)
https://li.st/alexim/best-perd-hapley-quotes-12rhimjTkfQ4XUFt4HNRg7
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 06:05 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 06:01 PM (Lqy/e)
There are false morels here, but it's very easy to distinguish them with This One Weird Trick. True morels are hollow cavity all the way from the stem through the top of the cap, false morels have a cap attached to the stem at the top like an umbrella. Plus, false morels won't kill you outright*
If you can stick it on your finger and use it like a finger puppet, it's a morel. Or a finger puppet.
*so I've heard
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 06:05 PM (y87Qq)
I'd like to see a half-barbecued Sparrow emerge in the final episodes of GoT.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 06:05 PM (qTQac)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 06:07 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (9BLnV)
Lemon only
I concur. Let the oyster sing.
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 06:08 PM (X7St+)
Interesting. I normally post from my iPhone. I'm using my computer and see that I have the text formatting bar. I suspect that using it is a sure trip to the Barrel.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 06:08 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 06:09 PM (pHfeF)
Wine is good with certain things.
Alone, no.
Steak, no.
Pasta and tomato sauce, yes.
Desserts, yes.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 15, 2018 06:09 PM (qTQac)
If it is inspected it can be sold.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (wYseH)
From a wild game site;
Game that has been legally hunted, but not farm raised, may not be
sold. Check with your state to see if it has any additional requirements
for handling or storing wild game meat.
I have heard this all my life.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 06:09 PM (mpXpK)
Well,yeah. But it's more $$
Posted by: Stormy at July 15, 2018 06:10 PM (TdS5t)
or so tasty, unlike feesh.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2018 06:10 PM (v7EWn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
Nope.
Neither wine nor coffee.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 15, 2018 06:10 PM (J/LQs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:11 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 06:08 PM (Lqy/e)
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As I understand it, that text formatting bar does not work. Strange, I have looked at this place on 5 different devices and have never seen that bar.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 06:11 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 04:54 PM (6SJve)
It was sort of a seaweed martini, and it was damned good.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:11 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: fre#ked at July 15, 2018 05:54 PM (UdKB7)
I store my bacon in my sock and underwear drawer, as it's was meant to be.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (yQpMk)
I concur. Let the oyster sing.
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 06:08 PM (X7St+)
Youre a hard as.. If they sang to me I'm not sure I could eat hem.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (6Ll1u)
Don't particularly like it unless it's a Sangria with lots of fruit juice mixed in.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 06:09 PM (mpXpK)
Well then it must be true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (wYseH)
Mot sure how much more molassesy dark brown is, but could be they wanted the molasses flavor somewhere in between
The Internetz say you're on the money. According to Allrecipes.com, dark brown sugar has 2 tablespoons of molasses per cup of white sugar. Assuming light brown has half the molasses content of dark, in Joy's recipe, adding 1 tsp molasses to one cup light brown sugar takes you 1/3rd of the way to dark brown.
So, her recipe does finesse the brown sugar content.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (j0Oc6)
I was just reading that. The DM says Chuckles and William just refused to have anything to do with Trump. He's just so...so... Trump.
And Elon Musk has had something of a hissy fit over that Thai cave rescue. Some Brit diver ridiculed his plan has a publicity stunt and told him to stick it where it hurts.
Musk called him a "pedo" on Twitter:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5955753
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 06:13 PM (8O3HH)
George Martin's book 'Winds Of Winter' explains this on pages 860-865. Like how Battle of the Bastards is explained in pages 500-520 (roughly). Geeze, doesn't anyone bother with the source material?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 15, 2018 06:13 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Years ago, it was there. Didn't work then.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 15, 2018 06:13 PM (J/LQs)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 06:13 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:14 PM (yQpMk)
Test
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 06:14 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (J/LQs)
Posted by: Jason at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (X7St+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (Lqy/e)
Hamsters get caught in the rollers.
Get one of those aftermarket re-programmers, lock the torque converter in 2nd, launch hamster straight across the room.
Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 06:09 PM (mpXpK)
Well then it must be true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (wYseH)
Word!
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis, totes a woman at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (yQpMk)
This sounds familiar.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 06:08 PM (X7St+)
Youre a hard as.. If they sang to me I'm not sure I could eat hem.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:12 PM (Zmczq)
Eh.
Posted by: The Walrus and the Carpenter at July 15, 2018 06:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:14 PM (yQpMk)
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Some 'Ron or 'Ette gacked up the entire blog with it?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 06:17 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 15, 2018 06:17 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:17 PM (qIn6A)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2018 06:18 PM (v7EWn)
Morons discovered that you could embed images in your comment. It was bad. Unfortunately the patch to stop that broke the bar.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 06:15 PM (gUCYC)
The Publix in my area makes incredible sushi.
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis, totes a woman at July 15, 2018 06:18 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:11 PM (AllCR)
Hi Fen. Votermom has been doing for a year and she feels great. If you look up the benefits you'll be surprised what vitamins and minerals you get from meat.
Creatine: it is responsible for energy reserve in your muscles and brain.
Carnosine: It works as an anti-oxidant and protects against degenerative processes.
DHA and PHA: It is an active form of omega-3, and the active form of omega-3 found in plants known as ALA cannot be effectively converted by our body.
More stable blood sugar too. Its too soon to tell really but i seem to sleep better and have better focus on my work. Hopefully blood pressure will improve.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:19 PM (Zmczq)
https://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2018/07/national-ice-cream-day.html
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 06:20 PM (pHfeF)
I can't eat shrimp any more--can't even touch it, but thankfully can eat crab and crawfish.
I grew up eating crab and lobster, but crawfish are so ugly and buggy looking.
Not that that slows me down for more than a second or two...
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 15, 2018 05:22 PM (mtfdF)
Huh...that's weird. I use to be able to eat all of it. I suddenly developed an allergy to it in my mid/late 20's. Weirdest thing....and I love it! Except oysters...don't miss 'em.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 06:20 PM (Enq6K)
squirrel meat. That's because it contains a reflection (if one squints
and looks closely) of the photographer.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2018 05:29 PM (c+2jX)
What color am I?
How tall am I?
What sex am I?
What kind of camera am I using?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:20 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:18 PM (yQpMk)
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I can see how that would very quickly go horribly, horribly wrong here.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 06:21 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 06:21 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 06:21 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover
Used to eat squirrel and rabbit every Thanksgiving lunch, before the main meal back in high school.
We'd go hunting in the am, be home in time to clean & fry up for lunch.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 15, 2018 06:21 PM (J/LQs)
Posted by: CSI at July 15, 2018 06:21 PM (yQpMk)
apparently it was disabled way back when Horde members would do "Bad Things" (Tm) to the blog with html tags, etc.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 15, 2018 06:21 PM (v7EWn)
Why does no one ever talk about chipmunk recipes.
LOLCATs may appear to talk on the internet but oddly refuse to use Pixy's comment box.
Posted by: DaveA at July 15, 2018 06:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 06:22 PM (6SJve)
Lidia Bastianich (sp?) has many recipes for monkfish or any other whitefish available.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 05:37 PM (MIKMs)
Didn't monk fish use to be called 'poor man's lobster'?
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 06:22 PM (Enq6K)
Glad to hear that you are doing better. Do you eat eggs too or just meat and nothing else. and do you take a multi vitamin?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 15, 2018 06:24 PM (G3Zoz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM (wYseH)
I said, "But what if those live oysters are going to be screaming for the duration in your smoke house?" We agreed that the seasoning and marinade would lull them into a coma absent of pain and devoid of suffering.
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM (eAr55)
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 06:20 PM (Enq6K)
Curious? What kind of allergic reactions do you have to shell fish?
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM (Dhht7)
Peanut sauce came out very well (fresh raw peanut butter brown sugar coconut milk onion garlic ginger fish sauce sriracha), as did the simple cucumber salad (persian cucumbers with rice vinegar with sugar and a bit of salt).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM (QDnY+)
Hotair page
To left
U o Minn Transgender Sensitivity Rules article
To Right
Missouri Teen (child) Marriage Laws
1. You can stick live weasels up your magina, we dont care but no special rules.
2. Can we agree, unlike UK, to quit fukin little girls?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin (thought leader) at July 15, 2018 05:28 PM (eR21P)
Copied that. Sounds good. Although I have to use hot turkey sausage.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 06:26 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 15, 2018 06:26 PM (G3Zoz)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 06:27 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Muad'dib on the beach in NC at July 15, 2018 06:24 PM (G3Zoz)
I bought the 10-22 with a scope on it. It was a package on sale for a ridiculous price, and I was waiting for my NICS to come back for a pistol, and I am weak.
Anyway, the scope was pretty junky so I slapped a nice red dot on it and it is a blast!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:27 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Battered & fried and it tastes like chicken.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 15, 2018 06:27 PM (J/LQs)
We demand freedom for all religious faiths in the state, insofar as they do not endanger its existence or offend the moral and ethical sense of the race.
Which race? The Kentucky Derby? The Indianapolis 500?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 06:27 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 06:27 PM (6SJve)
Dropping in briefly. Got baby backs in the pressure cooker. We got one of those instant pot cookers to speed up some cooking.
I'll take any suggestions on recipes to my Twitter.
Now back to putting the 4 month old down for a nap.
Posted by: Tsrblke at July 15, 2018 06:28 PM (zT561)
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 06:22 PM (6SJve)
Bite your tongue!
Gin.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM
*martini purist fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2018 06:29 PM (Ja30+)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:29 PM (qIn6A)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 15, 2018 06:30 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Tsrblke at July 15, 2018 06:28 PM (zT561)
Don't screw up and put him (her?) in the pressure cooker!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:30 PM (wYseH)
A mother in law boiled some channel cat with some vinegar in the water once and then fried it. Called it that.
Did have a taste that leaned heavily towards lobster.
Have no idea what the vinager to water ratio was or if anything else was added.
Posted by: teej at July 15, 2018 06:30 PM (Z7oqE)
Posted by: olddog in mo at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM (Dhht7)
Well, I stopped eating it after a couple of severe 24 hour stomach cramping episodes. I was told, if I kept eating it, I would develop full blown anaphylactic reaction...so I stopped.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 06:30 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 06:31 PM (IqV8l)
Dropping in briefly. Got baby backs in the pressure cooker. We got one of those instant pot cookers to speed up some cooking.
I'll take any suggestions on recipes to my Twitter.
Now back to putting the 4 month old down for a nap.
Posted by: Tsrblke at July 15, 2018 06:28 PM (zT561)
Wait...you had another!? Congrats!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2018 06:32 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM
*martini purist fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2018 06:29 PM (Ja30+)
Yup....that's how it' done. Gin is for winners.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2018 06:32 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:11 PM
My friend, Dolcolax is your friend, my friend.
Your sweet merciful friend.
Truth be told, I was fine with almost pure protein diet until I hurt my back and had to take anti-inflammatory drugs. Which reduced... *that* output to zero. Enter Dolcolax. End of problem. Repeatedly. Hour after hour.
Half 'normal' dosage of anti-inflammatory drugs and half 'normal' dosage of Dolocolax is keeping me in both incessant pain and regular bowel... motions?
'Movements' sounds kinda gross. TMI?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 15, 2018 06:32 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 15, 2018 06:32 PM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2018 06:33 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at July 15, 2018 06:33 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:33 PM (qIn6A)
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at July 15, 2018 06:33 PM (S+f+m)
This gets the Dildo seal of approval.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:35 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:36 PM (qIn6A)
Well out of an abundance of integrity I wouldn't dream of following suit, but instead will go load some 45ACP until the gub thread appears.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 15, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 06:37 PM (Z8+SR)
Trump begins talks with Putin around 6:50 am our Tomorrow time. If you're up at that time please consider praying for their meetings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM (eAr55)
Seems the oysters would be difficult to smoke after you've eaten them.
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (4HMW8)
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Bravest man in the world was the first to eat an oyster. Turned out he was the smart one.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (vV/gB)
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/07/keith-ellison-supports-cop-killers.php
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)
I probably could do an all meat diet for a while-but no, raw meat would be a bridge too far. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:39 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:25 PM
*martini purist fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 15, 2018 06:29 PM (Ja30+)
Yup....that's how it' done. Gin is for winners.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2018 06:32 PM (EoRCO)
Don't forget old ladies and the Hip Hop culture.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 06:39 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2018 06:40 PM (pHfeF)
Does anyone here that eats raw oysters do so without some kind of
flavoring agent, like cocktail sauce, or tabasco sauce, or tartar sauce?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 15, 2018 06:00 PM (9BLnV)
Need a referee's call:
Does a giant swig of cold tasty beer to wash it down count as a flavoring agent?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 06:40 PM (6SJve)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (vV/gB)
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Eating something that looks like it came out of someone's nose or hacked up...guess brave works.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 06:41 PM (Z8+SR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:41 PM (vV/gB)
Make me think of a beer drinking, fights about the merits of 22 lr vs. magnum, winn vs remington crowds, and proper way to serve eggs with brains.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 15, 2018 06:35 PM (wYseH)
*thwap*
"Ow!"
Posted by: hogmartin at July 15, 2018 06:42 PM (OTSTb)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (vV/gB)
Kind of true about all the food we eat. Someone, somewhere had to take that mushroom and eat it.
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:42 PM (qIn6A)
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at July 15, 2018 06:42 PM (S+f+m)
Now I can't even touch it without my hands and/or lips turning red.
Some foods disagree with my insides, but some, like shrimp and something in the frosting of Baskin Robbins ice cream cakes, make my hands turn red.
It's annoying.
I grabbed a frozen meal, Atkins I think, and checked the label for the allergens. No wheat, but shrimp. It was a darn chicken with veggies meal!
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: Stormy D. at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:38 PM (vV/gB)
Like diff in pussy and parsley.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (Z8+SR)
Glad to hear that you are doing better. Do you eat eggs too or just meat and nothing else. and do you take a multi vitamin?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:23 PM (AllCR)
Eggs and bacon for breakfast cooked in bacon fat. Cheeses and bacon for snacks. Lost fo chicken, pork chops and eggs for breakfast sometimes cooked in bacon fat. I grew up on a lot fo meat so not much transition although I went veggie farm awhile cause wife is. I take D3 and a multi once a week. I also star the day with food grade diatomaciuos earth in almond milk, It keeps me rregular and is great for bone, nails, hair etc. I had very weak nails fo some reason and now after 30 days they are clean, smooth and hard. Great fo the ukulele!
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (Zmczq)
I always wonder about beer. Guys are off on a hunt and come back to find that rain got into the grain bag. "hey, this smells funky. I think that I will drink it."
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)
Never heard of that. Is it available in a health food store?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)
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Here in DC there is a group of mushroom hunters. They like going shroom hunting like others like to fish. They teach their members how to identify the good ones from the bad ones. I've thought about joining up. Its something I would like to know.
When in school in Scotland county early spring would bring a bumper crop of a shroom purported to be hallucinogenic. Never bothered to find out if it was. I was too engrossed in rattlesnake hunting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:45 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:45 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Hillary at July 15, 2018 06:46 PM (LA2U/)
I always wonder about beer. Guys are off on a hunt and come back to find that rain got into the grain bag. "hey, this smells funky. I think that I will drink it."
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Imagine the bravery of the first bee keeper.
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:46 PM (vV/gB)
This love affair with these most succulent of bivales will not end until i die.
Any of the horde got a good first raw oyster tale?
Posted by: Lone ranger at July 15, 2018 06:46 PM (X7St+)
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2018 06:46 PM (4HMW8)
www.icookstuff.com/en/oyster-
seaweed-vodka-martini-cocktail-recipe/
Posted by: Oyster analyst at July 15, 2018 06:46 PM (6SJve)
that Thai cave rescue. Some Brit diver ridiculed his plan has a
publicity stunt and told him to stick it where it hurts.
Musk called him a "pedo" on Twitter:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5955753
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 06:13 PM (8O3HH)
Now I understand why the 20-something soy boys think that Elon Musk is so amazing. He conned the US government out of over $3 billion dollars, stockholders billions more, and he fights his battles on Twitter by calling others names.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2018 06:47 PM (UsCnO)
Never heard of that. Is it available in a health food store?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)
Most likely. I got a giant bag on Amazon for about $15. We use it in the veggie garden to kill bugs ad give it to our pets for many of the same reasons we take it. It kills parasites in their gut. And good for coat etc. can make a toothpaste too to whiten teeth and before a moron says it.
"And its a floor cleaner""! SNL.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:48 PM (Zmczq)
This is about me isn't it?
Posted by: Stormy D. at July 15, 2018 06:43 PM (7oPmA
Oysters and Squirrel are moist and edible.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 15, 2018 06:49 PM (XN4C4)
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:49 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Hillary at July 15, 2018 06:46 PM (LA2U/)
Yup....everyting gwarn be iree....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2018 06:49 PM (EoRCO)
One of my favorite places in the world.
Even before they fixed the roof so it didn't flood when it rained.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 15, 2018 06:49 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2018 06:50 PM (LA2U/)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)
Pike house 1979 Does this smell bad?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:50 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:51 PM (AllCR)
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But, but, but . . . (whines) I thought it was Moose and Squirrel.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 06:51 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:51 PM (qIn6A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 06:51 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/NENZC18580922.2.14.2
"Swallowed alive, as I'm a Christian!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 15, 2018 06:52 PM (GXOTw)
Musk has deleted the "pedo" tweet, but it's been captured for posterity. See Zerohedge for it -- it's at the top and contains an hilarious takedown of Musk.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 06:52 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2018 06:39 PM (AllCR)
Undercooked chicken is not safe - most of it is contaminated with salmonella. Beef is safe if the surface of the cut is intact (not ground or perforated), so I brown the surface and leave the interior rather rare if it's a tender cut.
Posted by: Emmie at July 15, 2018 06:53 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 06:53 PM (vV/gB)
You will need:
1 Freshly killed squirrel
A fifth of Balvenie Single Malt (Carribean Cask)
Two Filet Mignons.
Pour yourself a glass of Balvenie.
Start the charcoal grill.
Pour another glass of Balvenie.
Place the filet mignon on the grill for approximatley 20 minutes, turning frequently.
Pour another glass of Balvenie.
Take the squirrel and throw it in the garbage.
Pour another glass of Balvenie.
Remove the filet mignon from the flame. Let rest for 5 minutes. Eat.
Finish off the Balvenie.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 15, 2018 06:53 PM (arhmY)
that Thai cave rescue. Some Brit diver ridiculed his plan has a
publicity stunt and told him to stick it where it hurts.
Musk called him a "pedo" on Twitter:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5955753
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 06:13 PM (8O3HH)
Now I understand why the 20-something soy boys think that Elon Musk is so amazing. He conned the US government out of over $3 billion dollars, stockholders billions more, and he fights his battles on Twitter by calling others names.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2018 06:47 PM (UsCnO)
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Wow Elon, keep keeping it all Klassy like. Calling a hero a Pedo. Good grief.
All the diver has to do to watch a real Musk meltdown is verbally hit him where he lives.
"I'm not terribly concerned about the opinion of a "man" who has made his fortune by rent seeking and bilking the Government".
Then step back and shield himself from the flying gray matter.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 06:53 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 06:54 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2018 06:47 PM (UsCnO)
He is the smartest man in the world. He is an evolutionary step ahead of Homo Sapiens. "Jamie, pull up that article of Elon Musk talking about the future of transportation."
Posted by: Jo Rogan at July 15, 2018 06:54 PM (XN4C4)
So, the casting of Linda Hunt as Billy: Good, because it's unexpected and transgressive, or Bad, because she took a job away from an Indonesian dwarf actor?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 06:55 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2018 06:50 PM (LA2U/)
Well it is but not damaging so. Just enough to clean and smooth. Wife and i worked up to 1 tablespoon in almond milk mixed with a hand wand blender. No adverse affects at all. One teaspoon in cats food each night. Again no adverse affects.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 06:55 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: IC at July 15, 2018 06:55 PM (PEJUg)
As always, pecan is the wood of choice amongst the cognoscenti.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 15, 2018 06:56 PM (DMUuz)
A new branch of Prasek's Hillje Smokehouse opened recently in Sealy off I-10, much more convenient than the one outside El Campo. Barbeque, brisket, steaks, and all the other goodies we love at Schloss Hadrian.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2018 06:56 PM (LsBY9)
Not unlike properly seasoning squirrel.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2018 06:56 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Colin at July 15, 2018 06:57 PM (qIn6A)
Dog and Butterfly
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2018 06:51 PM (IqV8l)
they fell back down to the soft warm ground
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:57 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:57 PM (yQpMk)
I personally enjoy squirrel dumplings, and they can be as easy or as complicated as you please. Some of the best I've ever had were just chicken broth, canned smack-em-on-the-counter biscuits pulled into chunks, and fresh squirrel from that day.
I've tried putting the meat in a pressure cooker for a bit prior to using it as intended, too, but haven't perfected it yet. I'm going to tinker with it in the instant pot this season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 15, 2018 06:57 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 15, 2018 06:58 PM (EhZNT)
If you read some of those now deleted tweets you'll see just highly Musk regards himself. Someone called him out on the pedo tweet and said that diver could sue him.
Musk replied "Bet ya a signed dollar it's true".
I think that means he thinks a dollar with his signature on it is some sort of highly valuable thing that people will just die to have.
If you win this bet, I'll give you a dollar signed by me, peasant.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 15, 2018 06:58 PM (8O3HH)
not out fault squirrels must be killed with guns
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 15, 2018 06:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 15, 2018 06:59 PM (mpXpK)
Is there a gub thread in queue? I want to talk about NFA Trusts.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:57 PM (yQpMk)
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I like the idea of them, but I'm reluctant to be the one our state Attorney General decides to take to court to establish the state's position on them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 15, 2018 06:59 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 06:59 PM (gUCYC)
By "conning" you mean "selling them space launch services"?
His rockets are real, they work, and they're vastly cheaper than the shit LockMart, Boeing, et al have been selling NASA for decades.
How is that "conning"? Be specific.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 15, 2018 06:59 PM (GXOTw)
"I'm not terribly concerned about the opinion of a "man" who has made his fortune by rent seeking and bilking the Government".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 15, 2018 06:53 PM (oXwsm)
Actually, it has been a damned great gig for me.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 15, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 15, 2018 06:52 PM (yQpMk)
Thanks and looked into that Grump. Food grade is different and theres data on how much you might inhale.
"According to the Oregon Department of Environmental Quality, excessive exposure (for 40 hours a week over a prolonged period of time) to calcined (heated) non-food grade DE can cause silicosis and even cancer.""
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 07:00 PM (Zmczq)
and transgressive, or Bad, because she took a job away from an
Indonesian dwarf actor?
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Don't care. Great voice for narrations in various stuff (wait, I know that voice!) and her NCIS (?) gig as the tiny terror really shows her regular acting chops. Fascinating how she has carved out a respected career.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 07:00 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 15, 2018 06:57 PM (YPqbH)
We fry them crispy, then into the Dutch oven for an hour or two, elevated, with bacon grease and onion in the bottom.
Same thing with quail, pheasant, any other thing you may have kilt that day.
Posted by: MarkY at July 15, 2018 07:00 PM (N6xUR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 07:00 PM (MIKMs)
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Concur. Great actress.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 15, 2018 07:02 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 07:02 PM (vV/gB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 07:02 PM (vV/gB)
We have connisoires in everything here. And i agree.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 07:04 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 15, 2018 07:02 PM (vV/gB)
We have connisoires in everything here. And i agree.
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 15, 2018 07:04 PM (Zmczq)
Wait until you get a load of me.
Posted by: Diamond Jackson at July 15, 2018 07:09 PM (XN4C4)
The Franciscans are friars.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 15, 2018 05:15 PM (brIR5)
OK, got the battering and the fat going for those, how do we cook the others?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 15, 2018 07:14 PM (2K6fY)
Yes, it's weird, throwing live lobsters in the pot. All I can say is you can become quite proficient. A few simple tricks, knowing where the good stuff is, a nutcracker, a poker, and you're good to go!
Posted by: Caliban at July 15, 2018 07:25 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2018 07:27 PM (UsCnO)
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Posted by: Fish Lipped Guy and the Band that Played California Lady at July 15, 2018 08:32 PM (I3yXU)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 15, 2018 06:54 PM (MIKMs)
***yes please!
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