aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Truncated ONT
I usually try to bring about 6-10 links, pics or assorted other content to an ONT. I've found that more than that and good stuff gets overlooked. Well lets see now. Ace did the Die Hard anniversary, he did the Jonathan Chait troll, he did the guy stuck in an escape room. STOP STEALING MY CONTENT BOSS! What's left? Maybe we'll just talk about the weather or something. Sure is hot in Texas, innit?
Nice Find
RARE COPY OF DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE FOUND IN BRITISH ARCHIVESDating tests completed earlier in July finally confirmed the researchers’ hypothesis that the Sussex Copy, as it has been dubbed, was produced some time in the 1780s, just a few years after the original declaration on July 4, 1776. Although there are other printed and handwritten copies of the declaration, the Sussex copy “is the only other contemporary manuscript copy of the Declaration of Independence on parchment apart from the signed copy at the National Archives in Washington DC,” the West Sussex County Council said in a statement.
Choo Choo MFer
World Cup
Why Do Americans Call It ‘Soccer’ Instead of ‘Football’?
I brought some of these facts to a snooty British bint who was snooting about the word soccer last week on Twitter. He sneered at me and said “I know all that bullshit, it doesn't matter, that's why nobody likes Americans”. I gave him my best O'Rourkean reply:
Trolling for Clicks
Let's be honest, America: Dogs are parasites, not man's best friend
I read the clickbait article. It completely ignores that humans get as much from dogs as dogs get from us. The relationship is mutualistic, not parasitical. The whole article struck me as an attempt to force a mutually beneficial relationship into the victim/oppressor mold that is so prevalent on the left these days, a legacy of Marxist thought that has pervaded every aspect of what passes for "analysis" in the West.
Best Play by Play Ever
Language warning. pic.twitter.com/p3rGV1bIWG
— Yitz, Red, White, and Jew (@MeerkatYitz) July 13, 2018
Drunk gulls found 'stinking of alcohol'
Related: OK, which one of you is this? Fess up. Naked Guy Chillin' at Busy South City Intersection Proves STL Is Buck Wild This Photo Made Me Cry
Nurse captures heart-wrenching photo of parents comforting daughter as she dies of cancer At the request of several people, I have changed the embed of the photo to a link. Click here. May flights of angels sing you to your rest, little one.
Shithead Remember last week when I posted an article about how Obama let Hamas run wild with his batshit insane version of “diplomacy”? Well, it looks like he shut down US operations against major drug smugglers too. It's going to take us a long, long time to fully recover from that cockholster, if we ever do.
Problematic Marvel’s ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ and Hollywood’s Misunderstanding of Disability Seems it's “ableism” to want to cure someone of a disability using “white science” or something. Somewhere in this chick's attic is a portrait that is smart as fuck. Tonight's ONT brought to you by Daisy:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:05 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 13, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:09 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:10 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 10:10 PM (FyMYJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2018 10:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 13, 2018 10:11 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:09 PM (gUCYC)
All that needs to be said, really. I want an inspirational poster with that on it.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM (y87Qq)
https://tinyurl.com/y9wfvd2d
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: McCain's Brain, Under The Plastic Dome at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM (UdKB7)
Uh...Dave..."bint" refers to a girl, not a guy.
Posted by: recycled-r-us at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM (m+Vo5)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM (y87Qq)
I'll make you a needlepoint.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:13 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:13 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Shep! at July 13, 2018 10:13 PM (nILVB)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 13, 2018 10:14 PM (vUb22)
sidewayswithacactus.com
sidewayswithacactus.net
sidewayswithacactus.org
sidewayswithacact.us
are all available for registration from your preferred domain registrar at reasonable prices.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:14 PM (y87Qq)
Anybody want a peanut?
Saw Princess Bride on the big screen this evening (local theater doing retro flicks this summer). And in true 35mm, too, no DVD projector doohickey.
So much fun!!!
Posted by: ibguy at July 13, 2018 10:14 PM (vUcdz)
How is it that for half of my waking hours I'm a grumpy old man and the other half my heart breaks for the kids and suffering of others?
Dusty in the room and all.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2018 10:15 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:13 PM (gUCYC)
I collect needlepoint Aubusson pillows. They are so beautiful.
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:15 PM (8kkL4)
Uh...Dave..."bint" refers to a girl, not a guy.
Posted by: recycled-r-us at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM (m+Vo5)
--------------
*ponders*
I'll allow it. After all, Brit guys use "c**t" as a slur against other guys.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:15 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2018 10:16 PM (5tSKk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:13 PM (gUCYC)
Oh no, I'd feel like such a jerk. I still owe you one with the Mi General 'footprints' thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:16 PM (+lOpA)
And fuck the author of that asshole 'Dogs are parasites' article. My dog is better company (and a better conversationalist) when he is asleep, farting than this jacknut.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:17 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Mega at July 13, 2018 10:17 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (DAdSz)
You know, I used to feel that way, but it's amazing how fast things have gotten better with a President in office who doesn't hate America, and who actually seems to be taking positive steps toward getting the gummint out of our business.
Entry number 5,000,006 for the "Do you want More Trump? Because this is how you get More Trump" competition:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10214605740929750
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: recycled-r-us at July 13, 2018 10:12 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE 'BINT' IS ACTUALLY AN ARABIC WORD MEANING 'DAUGHTER'!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no ROETHLISBERGER at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
suck it, bitchez!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (5tSKk)
-
Pretty much works in the States, too.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (j6XEO)
Because grumpy old men exist to protect little kids. That is our purpose. There is none higher.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (GXOTw)
But looking at our own pop culture's complete lack of historical knowledge and sense of self, the soccer thing does not seem so out of place.
Posted by: Quint at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (n13/j)
It is hard to keep all these meme-plates spinning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (Z7Ner)
Dude , it*s awesome to see you!!!!! Your pithy snark has been missed!
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at July 13, 2018 10:20 PM (9oyUx)
My cats ARE parasites. Of course they are. I tell them so to their dumb fuzzy parasite faces.
The toxoplasma gondii wrapped around my brainstem tells me to.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:21 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at July 13, 2018 10:20 PM (9oyUx)
That bad?
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:21 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 13, 2018 10:21 PM (AOQ4d)
Saw Princess Bride on the big screen this evening (local theater doing retro flicks this summer). And in true 35mm, too, no DVD projector doohickey.
So much fun!!!
Posted by: ibguy at July 13, 2018 10:14 PM (vUcdz)
--------------------
If you're a fan of the movie, I recommend getting the book "As You Wish". It's memoirs of the movie by Cary Elwes. A lot of the stories in it you can probably find on the internet somewhere, I suppose. My favorites always included Andre the Giant (like, what do you do when a 500lb man passes out drunk in a hotel lobby).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2018 10:21 PM (+F0Wk)
Except there's a problem, Lisa Page told congress today that no-one from the DOJ ever contacted her. That means Rod Rosenstein was lying...
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 10:22 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:18 PM (8kkL4)
There's three types of people in this world, Chuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:22 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:22 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH
RBG is not long for this world.
Either that or she's getting swept up in The Storm.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at July 13, 2018 10:23 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 13, 2018 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (8kkL4)
--------------
Brit term for whore or bitch. Actually, it says it is an English term, so applies on this side of the pond as well.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bint
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:23 PM (oXwsm)
In the book thread we've talked about "When the Killing's Done", a T. C. Boyle book in which two schools of enviros clash about which particular state of Eden nature should be returned to in the Channel Islands off Catalina.
The same thing happened in real life in Chatham, MA in the 90s. (Chatham is at the elbow of Cape Cod, arguably the toniest town on the peninsula).
There is a stupid unimportant bird called the piping plover which seems to insist on nesting in Jeep tracks on its way to species suicide. The entire Cape has become committed to saving the plover, no matter what it costs in terms of beach access, over sand driving, and don't go there.
We're protecting 50 or a 100 nesting pairs of a bird that's not good at staying alive.
So, in the 90s, someone said hey the problem is that the seagulls are eating all the plover eggs. Let's kill the seagulls.
And they put poison in peanut butter sandwiches and dropped them all around Monomoy Island, which is an important rookery.
Did I call Chatham a tony town? I should mention that that means it's a tourist town. So all of a sudden you had thousands of poisoned seagulls wandering drunkenly around rich tourists and dropping dead in the street.
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2018 10:23 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2018 10:24 PM (8lsuS)
It's only going to have one ride.
hey oh!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:25 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (j6XEO)
Not surprised by the temp in Sugarland. Jennifer Nettles is smokin' hot!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 13, 2018 10:25 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 10:25 PM (kLwt5)
Honestly, both Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin could make this work by having one of the agents sent to Guantanamo (with VIP privileges and armed guards in case Mueller is truly desperate). Then dunk on the Special Counsel even harder before the midterms.
I'm mildly annoyed our President hasn't simply jailed or liquidated Mueller and his team yet, but then he's much better at playing this game than I am.
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 10:25 PM (S6rSu)
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 10:25 PM (S6rSu)
He's waiting until after the mid-terms.
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM (8kkL4)
Isomniac I truly hope things have turned a corner for you!
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM (DAdSz)
Got its start with Arab pimps attempting to sell their "daughters" to British colonial troops.
Now, of course, the Arab pimps are in Britain, selling British girls to other Arabs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Rin Tin Tin at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM (O5Q3r)
The Secret Service is telling on Joe Biden again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: RickZ
Not yet.
Posted by: LGBTQAAIPX3Z^RUmlautBicyclehorn Community at July 13, 2018 10:27 PM (9KY9j)
Posted by: Surfperch at July 13, 2018 10:19 PM (j6XEO)
Once it gets over 200 I just soak in the tub.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:27 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:28 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (0O7c5)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9rpjn39
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (vUb22)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM
And boys...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (e9G8E)
--Who the hell is Renee torres???
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (F7lRL)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 13, 2018 10:31 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM (8kkL4)
I'm not sure that is true. If a GRU agent comes back to America to face "trial" and Mueller is obviously caught with his pants down, it will be one more hard punch to the balls of the DOJ and FBI.
The media, which disgustingly includes Drudge, makes every little thing into a huge indictment against the President. The sheer ease with which even i could turn things on them means things are really looking bad for Mueller, and even before the midterms.
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 10:32 PM (S6rSu)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (e7oj4)
------------
Some libtard bint who spent part of today twatting about how, when a Leftard gets back in the WH, they would immediately change the Country. Really unhinged stuff.
Her twatter account is now gone.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:33 PM (oXwsm)
Then see the pic of little girl dying in her parents arms, and omgosh. Why you do that Weird Dave?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:33 PM (02wWr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:09 PM (gUCYC)
That was hysterical.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 13, 2018 10:34 PM (cvabZ)
Her twatter account is now gone.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:33 PM (oXwsm)
She showed their hand.
Although, at this point, it is not exactly like we do not know what their hand is. They are practically flashing their hand at us from across the table.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:34 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: JAS at July 13, 2018 10:34 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at July 13, 2018 10:35 PM (AoK0a)
Big. Red or Blue.
And quite funny if you know how to talk bird.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 10:35 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (DAdSz)
Ben Had said something about deep-fried bacon, I think.
Our magazines all have fire suppression up here so cook-off is unlikely, but we can't rule it out. I'll look into seawater flooding systems, thanks for the suggestion.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:35 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:35 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:36 PM (2d4D4)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:37 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2018 10:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:36 PM (2d4D4)
Is that temp in Soccer or Football?
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 10:38 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 10:38 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:36 PM (2d4D4)
Nerd trap sprung.
I saw 1337 too. It's 1331.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:38 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:39 PM (2d4D4)
Although, at this point, it is not exactly like we do not know what their hand is. They are practically flashing their hand at us from across the table.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:34 PM (Z7Ner)
-----------------
One of the best things about PDT. He has enraged them to the point that their previously hidden ideals and agenda are now out there for the Country and World to see. Masks dropping all over the place.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:39 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:39 PM (+lOpA)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818046654828545
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818125759406080
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818229778079745
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818328860168193
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818521433198592
Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2018 10:39 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 10:26 PM
And boys...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (e9G8E)
Who are you to judge their lifestyle choices?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2018 10:39 PM (NWiLs)
Amazons are probably the cheapest true parrot.
Below that you get into Conure and the other Mock Parrots.
They don't cook up as well and you need a whole brace to make a meal.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 10:40 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:40 PM (02wWr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:39 PM (2d4D4)
One pining for the fjords.
Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2018 10:40 PM (8lsuS)
Play by Play - what are the odds. I was just over on youtube watching animals being chased off sporting event fields of play.
The 'gator wasn't being chased so much; more like escorted. The 'gator didn't seem concerned.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:41 PM (roQNm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818607106121728
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818701180043265
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818807337979905
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818899080011777
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1017818991098781696
Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)
Norwegian Blues pine for the fjords.
Also, Happy Birthday to me, Motherfuckers! I got a bottle of Glenfiddich 18 as my present to myself... anyone want a wee dram?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 10:41 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2018 10:42 PM (hXNBa)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:40 PM (02wWr)
!!!!!
Posted by: Jasper at July 13, 2018 10:42 PM (Qe84+)
The 'gator wasn't being chased so much; more like escorted. The 'gator didn't seem concerned.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 10:41 PM (roQNm)
They never do. Cold blooded bastards.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:42 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:43 PM (Z7Ner)
Peter Gunn, with Sarah Vaughan. A lot of a remix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcLNMjkr9gY
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (Qe84+)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: JAS
------
Jennifer Nettles is nice enough. Bush is meh.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (sd+O2)
It's not just us, you'll hear Australians, Canadians, and (Northern?) Irish call it that, too.
I'll assume the link goes over "Assoc", etc.
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 10:45 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:45 PM (LtSaI)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 10:41 PM (AyGZp)
Happy birthday, IVV! Best wishes for many more, and may that one thing never do that other thing until you've had a third thing happen. Or whatever. I don't know how any of this stuff works.
I think it's your carburetor, man. Probably looking at about $200.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 10:45 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:47 PM (Coh3a)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (F7lRL)
Too young. that photo wrecked me.
My worst nightmare is outliving my sons, or my bride.
I'm gonna leave now, and watch some MST.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at July 13, 2018 10:47 PM (EhZNT)
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:47 PM (+lOpA)
Amazons are probably the cheapest true parrot.
Below that you get into Conure and the other Mock Parrots.
--------
I'll check the Consumer Reports ratings on durability before I jump into anything.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:48 PM (2d4D4)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 10:41 PM (AyGZp)
---------------
Not a Scotch guy, but I understand that is a very good one.
I did just crack my first beer, so I hold it up and say "Happy Birthday!"
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:48 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:47 PM (Coh3a)
--AMC loves them some Clint Eastwood Westerns.
I live in Mountain Time. *GLOATS*
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:49 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (02wWr)
By all means a dram or so of the Glenfiddich. Right through the USB port if you would. I have a glass ready.
Posted by: Winston at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (wgCUV)
Laura was talking about W. Bush. He and Bubba got together and some thing in Arkansas and were sort of chiding Trump about he was treating NATO.
Trump is really roiling our elite's status quo. W. sat there for 8 years while Barky fundamentally transformed and said nothing, but now he opens his mouth about Trump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
Peter Gunn, with Sarah Vaughan. A lot of a remix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcLNMjkr9gY
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (0QYMt)
Excellent.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at July 13, 2018 10:51 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 10:51 PM (F7lRL)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (02wWr)
I take back all them mean things I said about the British.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:51 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (PvFoN)
Oooooh, they're going crazy about the idious Trump. He's committed some terrible faux pas with the Queen. He walked ahead of her and blocked her or something.
Putin must've put him to it. Impeach him.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (LtSaI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
Not just that, he spent 8 years getting blamed by Obama and crew for every sin in the calendar.
Either you respect the fact that your turn is done, and it is not right to backseat president- or you are just an ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:54 PM (2d4D4)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
Yup. We're finding all about Georgie now.
Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2018 10:54 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 10:54 PM (F7lRL)
Posted by: kallisto
------------
Jupiter should be obvious, Mars may or may not be up yet where you are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (I83yK)
Here ya go Ladies and Germs. Lightly chilled with a drop of distilled water, other wise neat...
*into the USB*
Kan Pai!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (AyGZp)
If GRU agents come it won't be to face trial but to simple punch Mueller's balls.
Posted by: Peter Strzok at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (1g7ch)
Blacks for years have been denied taxi rides because of their race . . . and now Laura has three young Blacks who intern for R Reps are denied Uber rides because of their bosses/political beliefs.
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (tl8j7)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:50 PM (8O3HH)
-----------------
GWB and his whole clan have outed themselves as open borders globalists. Fits well with the Clintons and Obama.
Trump's unapologetic, in your face U.S. Nationalism is wrecking their transformation and visions for this Country.
Moar please, PDT. Much more.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (oXwsm)
"Uh...Dave..."bint" refers to a girl, not a guy."
So, pretty much any Brit other than Churchill.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 13, 2018 10:56 PM (xKxeJ)
Either you respect the fact that your turn is done, and it is not right to backseat president- or you are just an ass.
Imma gonna go with *just an ass*. A stupid one at that!
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:56 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (PvFoN)
----------
Tom Wolfe said an American flag lapel pin was like wearing a cross to ward against vampires.
MAGA hats are like that with liberal fascists. Hsssssss!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:56 PM (gUCYC)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:30 PM (DAdSz)
There'll be a whole roast suckling pig as part of the feastivities.
Lots of guns, lots of shootin'. After the guns are safed n' cased, the gastronomical firing line will be called "hot", and it'll be free-fire grazing and full-auto chowing.
After dinner, various bottles of interesting liquids will appear, as if by magic. And begin to disappear, albeit a shot at a time, of course.
I'd wager on a few post-prandial cigars making their own appearances and contributions to the conversations, stories, laughs and lies.
Come early, plan to stay late. Let your liver burn off some of the rocket fuel before you launch back to your hotel, of course. Be safe, and be legal.
The CenTex Mo Meet isn't the first, isn't the original.
But it is without doubt though, the best.
C'mon down, y'all.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 13, 2018 10:57 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 13, 2018 10:57 PM (xFZUI)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 10:57 PM (F7lRL)
See all you delightful people tomorrow.
And Dave...don't feel bad about the reactions. Yes, it hurt but maybe it needed to be done.
Nite, nite.
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 13, 2018 10:58 PM (LtSaI)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 13, 2018 10:58 PM (xFZUI)
So a rapist and a terrible president walked into a bar...and began dissing a Prez who has been better than both put together. Jealous boys?
Why is Laura flapping her gums?
The lines are get clearer and clearer.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:58 PM (02wWr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 10:54 PM (2d4D4)
---
It was like the Graf Zeppelin!
*sirens wail*
Trump should make an enormous red MAGA zeppelin to glide majestically over London.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (gUCYC)
We are NATO, basically. Without us, NATO would be nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (02wWr)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:44 PM (e7oj4)
I would spackle her cervix.
Posted by: a degenerate pagan at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (Qe84+)
There is a welcome project for that Borat guy to do. Trick the DOJ into thinking he is one of the GRU agents. Punk them you pussy.
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (DAdSz)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 13, 2018 10:57 PM (xFZUI)
IIRC from an article seen the other day, between 2-3% of our GDP- which is a lot.
According to an article I just looked up, we pay 22% of NATO's budget.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
If you know any moonbats that you have to politely not throatpunch in public, let drop that Melania inelegantly pawed the person of the Queen. Awful breach of protocol, shameful sort of thing. Be sure to let them work themselves up into a full froth, bearings glowing a dull red, all of that.
Then do a forehead smack and suddenly remember that it was in fact Michelle Obama that you were thinking of.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: RTW at July 13, 2018 11:00 PM (jJlJu)
The only things I could make out are "yeah", "no", "okay" and "one"... for the most part.
Tomorrow we'll sing songs that she picks out from You Tube and try to get her right hand working a little better.
Thank You All for your prayers. Mom, Dad and I appreciate it more than you know.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 13, 2018 11:00 PM (Ckg4U)
Blacks for years have been denied taxi rides because of their race . . . and now Laura has three young Blacks who intern for R Reps are denied Uber rides because of their bosses/political beliefs.
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (e7oj4)
****************************************
This needs to go viral because there are so many videos being posted on YouTube of black Americans leaving the Democrat plantation. #walkaway movement and posted on Brandon's Straka's website and Facebook.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 11:01 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 11:01 PM (Z7Ner)
Russians! Russians! Russians!
Russians! Russians! Russians!
Russians! Russians! Russians!
Russians! Russians! Russians!
Look, I'm not kidding, I'm serious, this is about Russians !
Posted by: Rosenpenis at July 13, 2018 11:01 PM (+cu3S)
Trump is really roiling our elite's status quo.
Pay no attention to those men behind the curtain.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:01 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 10:59 PM (8O3HH)
I believe this was proven in WWII.
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 11:01 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 13, 2018 11:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Teddy Kennedy at July 13, 2018 11:02 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Slapweasel
----------
Plenty more still coming.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:02 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: RTW at July 13, 2018 11:02 PM (jJlJu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar coffee at July 13, 2018 11:03 PM (e6wQq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 13, 2018 11:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cheribebe at July 13, 2018 11:03 PM (DAdSz)
Saturn is out there two, between Jupiter and Mars
Posted by: RTW
-------------
Visible now, nekkid eye?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:03 PM (xSo9G)
We are about 71% of NATO. All the other countries in the thing, UK, France, etc, etc, whatever the number, contribute the other 29%,
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (F7lRL)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (bQXMb)
2nd was a woman in her 60's ( I've told this story before so I apologize) She had a dog that was 17 and could hardly walk. About an hour before she passed this dog jumped up on the bed and laid next to her. Wouldn't leave her side even as we tried to remove the body.
God bless everyone who loses a loved one
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2018 11:05 PM (XN/io)
Yeah, they really went all out on that one, didn't they? Did it say "Happy Birthday, Jimmy!" or anything like that?
Posted by: t-bird at July 13, 2018 11:05 PM (/lkI0)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 10:58 PM (02wWr)
"President W keeps partying with hia rapist buddy. Does he not know better people? Does he not care? Such honor!"
The Trump tweets of tomorrow, today!
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 11:05 PM (S6rSu)
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 11:06 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (bQXMb)
--We talked about family suicides a few nights ago. This is light content by comparison IMHO.
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:07 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2018 11:05 PM (XN/io)
Skipped right past that one ... I got my limits.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 13, 2018 11:07 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 13, 2018 10:21 PM (AOQ4d)
Try to consider a different perspective. The parents will have a tangible reminder, of their beautiful daughter, as she was leaving them. It will help them make sense of it, the totality of her life.
I expect this photo will be a treasure they will hold onto the rest of their lives, and they will forever be grateful to have it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 11:07 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:07 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ladyl at July 13, 2018 10:21 PM (AOQ4d)
Actually, it really put a damper on a TGIF evening. Maybe a link to the pic with a description would have been kinder for some of us folk. Just a thought.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (02wWr)
Larry Correia's take was that he has an inflatable Santa bigger than that that he puts in his yard every Christmas.
Something like "An American with a Walmart and $200 can outdo Brits with 16,000 pounds. Hell, even the Mexicans managed to make a bigger Trump pinata than that."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: JTB at July 13, 2018 11:06 PM (V+03K)
******************
Could barely get through that. So sad and heart breaking.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:09 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (bQXMb)
------------
I thought it was beautiful, yet heartbraking at the same time, myself.
I can easily see how some may have been upset by it, but it is a real life story, just one with a bad ending, as life unfortunately sometimes happens.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 11:09 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 13, 2018 11:09 PM (FyMYJ)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 13, 2018 10:53 PM (PvFoN)
I had to turn it off. She is so dense it just enrages me. So, now we're going to pretend the Russians hacked the DNC and Muller is getting to the bottom of it? Aaaahhhhg
Posted by: Alpine Crotch at July 13, 2018 11:10 PM (WNBOP)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 13, 2018 11:10 PM (I83yK)
All the other countries in the thing, UK, France, etc, etc, whatever the number, contribute the other 29%,
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
29%? *low whistle* That much?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 11:10 PM (LsBY9)
Maybe a link to the pic with a description would have been kinder for
some of us folk. Just a thought.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (02wWr)
......................................
It's life. Everyone will experience it at some point.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2018 11:10 PM (XN/io)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (bQXMb)
I think your instincts are good.
Those of us who have watched someone close, die in front of us... it's a sweetness that cannot be expressed in words. Sorrow and joy are twins. We do not have one without the other. Might as well embrace both, while we can.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)
Uh, isn't the most effective way to cope with a disability to cure it?
You can see the full "intersectional" brain damage at work here.
- It's wrong to cure a disability because that would imply that the disabled person was not in an optimal state, which is hate speech.
- It's especially wrong for minorities to be cured of their disabilities because they need to show whitey that they can live perfectly content lives with their crippled bodies without having to rely on white devil medicine.
And she apparently didn't get the memo that it's not disabled, it's differently abled.
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (/qEW2)
> So anyone see that massive baby Trump balloon today that dominated the sky above London?
It came with the order of sea monkeys and x-ray spex.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (IqV8l)
no idea but i'll admit ive eaten dog
looking at the cat now he'd be horrible food
great head cover for my driver
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Bill Clay at July 13, 2018 11:11 PM (mhy3x)
I expect this photo will be a treasure they will hold onto the rest of their lives, and they will forever be grateful to have it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 11:07 PM (cY3LT)
OK, yes. They will. Agreed. For them. Privately. Theirs.
I kind of feel like I just walked into the room with them and put my feet up on the table and pulled out a crossword puzzle or something.
See you guys around later this weekend.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:12 PM (y87Qq)
oh, btw, cats are better than dogs
just saying
don't H8
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:07 PM (pWEY3)
When you're a corpse, your dog will still protect you.
When you're a corpse, your cat will eat your eyeballs and other dangly bits.
Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2018 11:12 PM (8lsuS)
After a vast backlash from transgender activists, Scarlett Johansson has now pulled out of her role as a transgender man in Rub and Tug, a new film regarding a massage parlor.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Winston at July 13, 2018 11:12 PM (wgCUV)
https://bit.ly/2L91fws
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler"
Hit man needs more range time.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)
poor babies, now they know who won back in 1776
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:13 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: McCain's Brain, Under The Plastic Dome"
Spine parasite. Better see a doctor about that.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2018 11:10 PM (XN/io)
Yes, and my sister is dying of a disease that they know nothing about and cannot cure. There isn't even a real treatment. Before the year is out I could be holding her like that...and if so might as well go with her. So yea, it hit close to home. Even if it is life. She is young with 3 kids, so excuse me for having an opinion and making a suggestion.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 11:13 PM (02wWr)
When you're a corpse, your dog will still protect you.
One of the guys I worked with retired and had dogs. He died at home and the dogs started chowing down on him.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:14 PM (IqV8l)
Some Greenpeace protestor flew over Trump's golf course in Scotland in some parasail kind of thing, dangling a banner that said Trump is below par.
Well, in golf, below par is good, above average.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 13, 2018 11:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 11:14 PM (Z7Ner)
(I get why others see it the other way though.)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 13, 2018 11:14 PM (H5knJ)
Now, now. There were other Brits of Churchill's generation and before that were men. You don't take over 25% of the land area of the planet starting with some pissant little island by being wussies.
My theory on the Brits is the same as my theory with the Scandis: all the ones with a measurable testosterone level went off to fight and die in far-away lands, leaving the ancestral SoiBois to reproduce.
Same thing with the French, post-Napoleon, only even more so. Nappy really did a number on the French gene pool.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 13, 2018 11:14 PM (GXOTw)
Not much meat on a cat. They are mostly hair.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2018 11:14 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 13, 2018 11:15 PM (7KYil)
Have never had a dog as a family member. Growing up we had a mid sized dog (fox terrier). When me and my friends would play or real fight that dog always had my back.
Though I'm also sure in his mind he was the biggest dog on the block. Just no quit in that little dude. Been 40 years and I still miss that guy.
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 11:15 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:13 PM (w+Jhj)
He did not seem to be acquainted with the idea of 'leading a moving target.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 11:15 PM (Z7Ner)
but I try present a wide variety of stuff on the ONT. The parents
consented to have the photograph published publicly, and I just thought
it was an incredibly poignant picture.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (bQXMb)
I thought it was. Like I said, it was akin to one of the pieta pictures, where Mary holds in her arms the Christ crucified. With the parents, and the dog, it is a perfect representation of serene anguish - peace in grief - and should be painted, perhaps a fresco in a chapel, of my we believe, have faith.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:15 PM (0QYMt)
OK, yes. They will. Agreed. For them. Privately. Theirs.
I kind of feel like I just walked into the room with them and put my feet up on the table and pulled out a crossword puzzle or something.
See you guys around later this weekend.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 13, 2018 11:12 PM (y87Qq)
I do understand that. Remember though, they're putting this out there. They're inviting people in.
At the very least, I'm going to honor their desire to share their daughter with us, in this manner. It's a small gesture, of course, but if it is meaningful to them, I will embrace it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (cY3LT)
It upset me too, but I try present a wide variety of stuff on the ONT.
The parents consented to have the photograph published publicly, and I
just thought it was an incredibly poignant picture.
Posted by: Weirddave
No worries WD. Although tragic, powerful and moving.
I had some pics of my son when he passed. I put them in his mothers coffin when her time came.
I think they help others to reach deep inside of themselves and nurtures our gentler, kinder streak.
Good salve for the beast that lives inside of us all.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (9rIkM)
she said im going to be earrings
im not sure if shes joking
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (pWEY3)
Honestly, Baby Trump was as cute as a button which was not the effect the protesters were aiming for I'm sure.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (jm1YL)
oh, btw, cats are better than dogs
"Gentlemen of the jury: The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it the most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.
"Gentlemen of the jury: A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and in poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground, where the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only he may be near his master's side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince. When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wings and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.
"If fortune drives the master forth an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege than that of accompanying him to guard against danger, to fight against his enemies, and when the last scene of all comes, and death takes the master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there by his graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad but open in alert watchfulness, faithful and true even to death."
- Sen.George Vest
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (LsBY9)
I'm sorry if some of you were upset about the photo. It upset me too,
but I try present a wide variety of stuff on the ONT. The parents
consented to have the photograph published publicly, and I just thought
it was an incredibly poignant picture.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 13, 2018 11:04 PM (bQXMb)
............................
I for one say thank you for putting this up. It should remind all of us that time and loved ones are precious. Make the most of every minute you have. Life isn't always fair and we never know when our or our loved one's time will be up. Act accordingly
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (XN/io)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (Coh3a)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Tuna
----------
If they were available with a MAGA t-shirt, I would buy a bunch.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:18 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:18 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: IC at July 13, 2018 11:19 PM (PEJUg)
Death is life. When you go, how you go, who is with you is what matters.
Americans have become so insulated from it, we have lost sight of this.
Grandma 1000 miles a way passed last night? A phone call or a text. I'll try and get back.
Uncle Fred who you haven't seen in 17 years? Didn't know he was sick. Send some flowers in my name.
Take a good look at that picture. See the beauty, the dignity, the love. How it's supposed to be.
I don't have Molly's experience but I have been involved in a few hundred deaths over the years. The cold knock on the door, the arrival at the accident scene, the ICU or comfort care bed.
The Burden and The Privilege.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 11:19 PM (AyGZp)
I can't engage in any meaningful way with the idea of having to say goodbye to her forever.
Posted by: trev006 at July 13, 2018 11:19 PM (S6rSu)
Posted by: RTW at July 13, 2018 11:19 PM (jJlJu)
know nothing about and cannot cure. There isn't even a real treatment.
Before the year is out I could be holding her like that...and if so
might as well go with her. So yea, it hit close to home. Even if it is
life. She is young with 3 kids, so excuse me for having an opinion and
making a suggestion.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 11:13 PM (02wWr)
..............
I apologize if you thought I was judging you, I wasn't. I promise.
Posted by: Molly k. at July 13, 2018 11:20 PM (XN/io)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:20 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"
Looks like he shot out that little tiny pistol's magazine and didn't have a backup mag, and that's why he ran.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:21 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: RTW
-------------
Just ducked outside. Thoroughly overcast.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:21 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,"
I thought about it but I'm too damn poor.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)
Choo Choo muthaf**kas!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2018 11:22 PM (0tfLf)
How'd they get a copy of that? Is that the one they sent to King George III? They should return it. We don't have any copies of the Magna Carta.
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at July 13, 2018 11:22 PM (/qEW2)
Dogs are parasitic my sorry ass.
Humans could take lessons from dogs about friendship and loyalty.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 13, 2018 11:23 PM (S/hVx)
call if you need bail
Posted by: MILITARIZED THUG NCJ!!!!11!! at July 13, 2018 11:23 PM (pWEY3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
----------
Yeah, I'm not going. Same reason, no $.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:23 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop"
Looks like he shot out that little tiny pistol's magazine and didn't have a backup mag, and that's why he ran.
and soon he will be part of the flora and fauna of the east river.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at July 13, 2018 11:23 PM (LOq4H)
That's a much cooler catchphrase than
Choo-Choo motherfucker.
Posted by: Romeo, the Mexican MacManus brother at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (VWE5i)
Had it not been for those wily meddling beet-eaters befogging my reasoning, I would have walked into that voting booth with an unpolluted mind, and pulled the lever for the (now) obviously logical, only possible candidate with axiomatically true policy positions and depth of experience, Hillary.
I believe 2016 was the first election in American history, if not world history, in which false and/or misleading info was available to the voters. This unprecedented breach of thousands of years of infallibly true information in the public sphere must be seen for what it is: a lethal first-strike against all that we cherish and hold dear, nothing less than spitting in the face of God Himself.
Perhaps we can survive this attack with a do-over. By shielding the USA from all foreign communications, silencing the fifth columnists at home, and then re-holding the 2016 election, the True Voice of the American People may be heard. There is little chance of success, but we MUST try everything to save the republic.
Posted by: gp at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (mk9aG)
--Last December, my last grandparent was on her deathbed (at home). My wife was reluctant to have our son get on the phone with her. I told her, "She can't speak; he won't hear a thing." At least she got to hear the voice of her youngest great-grandchild in her last 24 hours.
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: RTW at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (jJlJu)
I'm out.
Being scolded about "life" was too much for me. Just bcz I suggested a link might be easier for some. Thanks for the advice. How would I have known without it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (02wWr)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:25 PM (e7oj4)
We could always restart operations against drug smugglers. Although evil, it's probably one of the least harmful (in the long term) things he's done.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 11:25 PM (/qEW2)
When I go, I'll be lucky to have anyone by my side. I'm here in Texas with family on the East n' West Coasts, twice divorced, no kids.
Funerary wishes are that I be properly mulched and used as fertilizer.
What, you gonna let 210 lbs. of Top Grade B.S. go to waste?
If the County won't allow that, y'all pyros can send me off by way of Viking Funeral.
I'll try to remember to die very, very drunk, so as to make ignition less difficult.
Do keep in mind though please, that I'm in NO HURRY for the festivities to begin? I figure I'm good for a couple more decades, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 13, 2018 11:26 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: IC at July 13, 2018 11:19 PM (PEJUg)
-------------
My daughter, in one semester, will be a graduated Nurse, and has chosen this as her field of specialty. She clearly did not get this from me, as I used to be a business type guy, no aptitude or desire to enter medicine.
I think she'll do very well at it, as she always has on things she has set out to accomplish. I pray for her, as I have no idea how those in these types of medical fields do it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 13, 2018 11:26 PM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
----------
Late October to November.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:26 PM (sd+O2)
Posted by: vivi at July 13, 2018 11:26 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at July 13, 2018 11:22
----------
We do have a first draft of Cats in Andrew Lloyd Weber's own handwriting.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2018 11:26 PM (2d4D4)
Posted by: RTW"
And around here where we live, so will the clouds...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 13, 2018 11:27 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2018 11:27 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2018 11:27 PM (Z7Ner)
Posted by: ALH at July 13, 2018 10:15 PM (8kkL4)
You how he got those birds to pose so nicely? he shot them first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 11:28 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Downcast at July 13, 2018 11:28 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 11:29 PM (/qEW2)
That is my hometown! I was part of the Boy Scout team when the statue of Old Drum was dedicated back in the '50s!
My grandfather knew Sen. Vest.
Posted by: strawdog at July 13, 2018 11:29 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 13, 2018 11:29 PM (/qEW2)
the most difficult I have ever done. There is so much to be said, and
yet, so little to say.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:16 PM (Coh3a)
And my dad asked that I visit grandpa and I did, because dad was out of town; and the change was so shocking - I had seen him the month before - he thought I was dad; I didn't disabuse him of that because why? And when I went home I sat in the kitchen, just thinking, and when mom and dad got back I said "you have to go see him now" in exactly that flat voice, the one that says 'no joking, I am actually out of jokes now' and dad went and saw grandpa; and later that night I heard the phone ring and it was the call, the old man, my grandfather, had passed.
It is so strange when it is like that, the person you knew isn't there, and that person is going away. If you can you talk, digging into memories to find some part of that person you can hold onto, and at the end it all folds back into your memories, that person refuses to stay.
-----------------
Sorry, still working through things upstairs.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:30 PM (0QYMt)
That's a much cooler catchphrase than
Choo-Choo motherfucker.
Posted by: Romeo, the Mexican MacManus brother at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (VWE5i)
--Personally, Jim Lahey's "Shit Clock's Tickin'" might be the GOAT.
https://youtu.be/Qg_belm6apc?t=59s
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:30 PM (e7oj4)
So what is really going on?
twitter.com/anncoulter/status/837438832232566784
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2018 11:30 PM (bT8Z4)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 13, 2018 11:26 PM (QzJWU)
---
Aw, Jim, we'll invite Chinese strippers to your funeral!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 13, 2018 11:30 PM (gUCYC)
And if Polliwog is here (haven't read the comments)...hello again.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 13, 2018 11:31 PM (gfa1K)
- qdpsteve comes into work and opens his email
- finds a note from his boss "Call me ASAP"
- goes into boss's office and yells: "You're a sap!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)
May the Light perpetual shine upon you, your sister, and your loved ones.
Amen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2018 11:32 PM (0QYMt)
The local college students like to spray paint Old Drum's private parts bright blue.
Sad!
Posted by: strawdog at July 13, 2018 11:32 PM (Cssks)
She's gonna take it home and force feed it grain.
Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2018 11:32 PM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:33 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at July 13, 2018 11:33 PM (9oyUx)
Remember the big Trump chicken ballon? Another protester failure. I recall someone photoshopped it chasing a bunch of lefties down the street? Hilarious.
Posted by: Tuna at July 13, 2018 11:33 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 11:33 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: a degenerate pagan at July 13, 2018 11:33 PM (Qe84+)
It
Is
A
Freaking
COMIC
BOOK
MOVIE
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 13, 2018 11:34 PM (gfa1K)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (0O7c5)
Sad news, indeed. RIP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 11:34 PM (bNb8V)
How'd they get a copy of that? Is that the one they sent to King George III? They should return it. We don't have any copies of the Magna Carta.
Posted by: M. Night Shyamalan at July 13, 2018 11:22 PM (/qEW2)
Ehh, Next time we liberate Europe, we'll pick you up a copy.
Posted by: The US Military at July 13, 2018 11:35 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: logprof
-------------
The Dem slander/lie machine is in high gear.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:36 PM (0+2a1)
CALLER WITH ISSUES: Why do you guys only play the same 50 songs over and over?
ME: It's a LOT closer to 1,000 than it is to 50, but thanks for playing.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 13, 2018 11:36 PM (gfa1K)
The Marvel movie antagonist suffers from chronic pain. Instead of exploring a way for her to cope, the film simply conjures up a magic cure and ableist tropes about disability.
Wakanda medical techniques.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:36 PM (IqV8l)
Admittedly certain songs stick out more than others.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
Worse than that: the character was actually going to die of her condition. Prognosis of two weeks to live.
But don't cure her, because that's "ableist". Fckuing tools.
Posted by: GrandVezir at July 13, 2018 11:37 PM (eMmgj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2018 11:38 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett
-------------
That's fine...but, no grease. Please.
Posted by: The Goose at July 13, 2018 11:38 PM (I83yK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 11:36 PM (0+2a1)
--Hitlery slamming Kavanaugh because "upsetting the balance of the Supreme Court" was rich.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with another crooked layer?
A: Chelsea.
Posted by: logprof at July 13, 2018 11:38 PM (e7oj4)
- Read out loud a news story about immigration, play the Spanish version of Toni Basil's "Mickey"
- Go on and on about how our station prides itself on playing the latest hits, then play "My Love" by Petula Clark
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 11:38 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 11:39 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 13, 2018 11:40 PM (zvTcq)
A: Chelsea.
Posted by: logprof
----------
Hmm. well, yes, Webb Hubbell was a lawyer.
Posted by: The Goose at July 13, 2018 11:40 PM (I83yK)
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 11:42 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at July 13, 2018 11:43 PM (9oyUx)
Oh Xray, NO.
Many dying loved ones hang on for the sake of their family. It's their last gift of love they can give.
In turn, family can also give them a gift, and let them know it's OK to go when they are ready. Also a gift of love.
You and your Mom were lucky to share each other's lives.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 11:43 PM (AyGZp)
When you're a corpse, your cat will eat your eyeballs and other dangly bits.
Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2018 11:12 PM (8lsuS)
Oh really? From the NY Post, dated July 9, 2018 --
A dead man has been found half eaten by his beloved pet dog - who chewed his master's face "down to the skull."
Glenn Pattinson, 62, was eaten by his hungry pet, Cujo, after he died at his home in Thailand up to ten days ago.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 11:44 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Usntakim at July 13, 2018 11:44 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: GnuBreed
------------
Well, 'Cujo'...
Payback.
Posted by: The Goose at July 13, 2018 11:46 PM (+cu3S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2018 10:55 PM (I83yK)
saw mars last night, and the red color was very distinct.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 11:47 PM (bNb8V)
Just bcz I suggested a link might be easier for some. Thanks for the
advice. How would I have known without it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel
===
And there she goes again....
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 11:47 PM (/TNyL)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at July 13, 2018 10:29 PM (0O7c5)
Sad news, indeed. RIP.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 11:34 PM (bNb8V)
What? What happened?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 13, 2018 11:49 PM (7KYil)
I hear you. You don't want pity. I don't pity you. I admire your strength. Your strong words are the words similar to Ten Bears'.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 13, 2018 11:51 PM (zvTcq)
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 11:52 PM (2YOIh)
boy we sure had a lot of concern trolls at my booth. `oh [hobo] I`d love to vote your way but that MAGA hat is divisive given the Mueller investigation`; 'oh why are you flying a Colorado flag with the Gadsden snake on it, it's divisive, you don't want to be divisive'.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 11:52 PM (6FqZa)
I answered: I've eaten onions, but never that many at a time.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 13, 2018 11:53 PM (eMKNe)
Rest In Peace LanceKates Macker....two old friends from the old place....gone in one week.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl
....
Sorry, PG.
Condolences.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 13, 2018 11:53 PM (/TNyL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: anglo saxophone at July 13, 2018 11:33 PM (9oyUx)
Destroyed by tattoos.
Posted by: a degenerate pagan at July 13, 2018 11:54 PM (Qe84+)
based on RL happenings in Lost Angels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-Gxl1iSL4
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 13, 2018 11:55 PM (kLwt5)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 11:55 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (LsBY9)
Brings the average up nicely, that one! Proof, if proof were needed, of Gerbil Worming.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 13, 2018 11:55 PM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at July 13, 2018 11:56 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2018 11:57 PM (F7lRL)
Man, I wormed my Gerbils one time.
Biggest mistake of my life.
Who knew they were bigger on the inside than the outside?
Buckets full...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 11:57 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 13, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)
If that opportunity ever comes up again don't do 23 and me. Cause the child support payments will bankrupt you.
Posted by: X-ray at July 13, 2018 11:58 PM (2YOIh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 13, 2018 11:58 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 11:59 PM (jtew9)
ME: It's a LOT closer to 1,000 than it is to 50, but thanks for playing.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread,"
Did I ever tell you about how I changed the lyrics to "Yesterday"?
Yesterday..We played the same songs Yesterday...We play the same songs every day,Because we belieeeeve, in Yesterdaaaay.
Suddenly, all the songs they sound the same,Did I play "Let it Be" or "Let it Rain"?It doesn't matter 'cause I'll play it again.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:02 AM (w+Jhj)
Maybe a link to the pic with a description would have been kinder for
some of us folk. Just a thought.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 13, 2018 11:08 PM (02wWr)
......................................
It's life. Everyone will experience it at some point.
***********************
It is life but I hope none of you have to experience the death of your child.
Posted by: Cosda at July 14, 2018 12:02 AM (gPBNw)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:02 AM (F7lRL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 14, 2018 12:03 AM (nWc4E)
the country bunker scenes. jake displays a chesterfield pack as if a govt agency shield identifying himself as jake stein, musicians union. country band leader sez "stein, thatsa jooo name, init?". NARRATIVE MESSA8GE:
COUNTRY MUSIC IZ TEH RACIST ANTI SEMITE".
yet still i denounce myself for thinking "(fbi agent) stroke: that's a jooo name, init?" (((agent mueller))) (((rosenpenis))).
i keed, i keed.
steiner will come!!!
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM (Bomjs)
I am fortunate. I count my blessings. And I must count sheep now, bailing hay tomorrow in the sweaty Iowa summer; unless the 50% rain forecast proves true. Then I will mildly curse and ask my neighbor to bail once it drys out. Because we are headed for a two week vacation in a cabin on a lake in northern Minnesota.
Be yourselves.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM (zvTcq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2018 11:44 PM (0ogQG)
Anyone who names their dog, Cujo, gets what they deserve.
Caesar Milan had on his show one out-of-control large dog (a Mastiff mix) named Cujo. When he took it to rehab it, he renamed it because just the name Cujo conjured up negative emotions in people which dogs can read.
Stupid people should not have pets.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM (8lsuS)
Smarter than Joey Bidet.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 13, 2018 11:59 PM (jtew9)
I have a friend who saw him on the Acela about five years ago. He was running up and down the aisle yelling, "CHoo- Choo Motherfucker!!"
I can only assume he learned it from the bird.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 14, 2018 12:05 AM (jp0Bv)
lend me a slide rule? then i can divide faster
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:06 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:06 AM (F7lRL)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:07 AM (Bomjs)
Is that "Oh Ricky" by Weird Al?
Posted by: Downcast at July 14, 2018 12:07 AM (VWE5i)
ME: It's a LOT closer to 1,000 than it is to 50, but thanks for playing.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread,"
You should say they're not the same songs. They're just all using the same 4 chords. And then play the axis of awesome.
https://youtu.be/5pidokakU4I
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:07 AM (n/Wmz)
Heh. I've heard things like that before.
Here's my problem, as a radio program director (and this isn't directed at you, specifically):
Play too few songs, listeners complain of repetition, and leave.
Play too many songs, listeners complain they don't hear their favorites often enough, and leave.
I can't please everyone. My job is to keep as many listeners as possible for as long as I can, and it's not always as easy as some people think.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (gfa1K)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (AyGZp)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (F7lRL)
https://youtu.be/5pidokakU4I
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:07 AM (n/Wmz)
How would you like a job in radio programming?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (gfa1K)
- Read out loud a news story about immigration, play the Spanish version of Toni Basil's "Mickey"
- Go on and on about how our station prides itself on playing the latest hits, then play "My Love" by Petula Clark
Posted by: qdpsteve"
When I DJ'd I:
1: Made up fake traffic reports supposedly coming from our traffic copter (we didn't have one). I made the helicopter sound effects by recording the chopper sounds from the beginning of "Another Brick in the Wall" and looping them.
2: Declaring my boss wanted me to play more country music, so I picked Germany as my first country and played polka music.
3: Played the first 15 seconds of "Ring My Bell", scratched the needle over the record, then played sound effects of a hammer smashing it and declared "So much for that!".
4: Played Frank Zappa ('nuff said).
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:09 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2018 12:09 AM (EZebt)
* * *
So, you are saying that I should not name my Russian bear dog "Satan"?
Posted by: Bot Botsky at July 14, 2018 12:09 AM (H5knJ)
Speaking of Calgary, they're 4-0 right now. Wonder if they are going to go all the way and lose again. Seems they're yearning to be the Bills of the CFL.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 14, 2018 12:10 AM (bQXMb)
is lace wigs still a thing?
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:11 AM (Bomjs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:12 AM (F7lRL)
1: Made up fake traffic reports supposedly coming from our traffic copter (we didn't have one). I made the helicopter sound effects by recording the chopper sounds from the beginning of "Another Brick in the Wall" and looping them.
2: Declaring my boss wanted me to play more country music, so I picked Germany as my first country and played polka music.
3: Played the first 15 seconds of "Ring My Bell", scratched the needle over the record, then played sound effects of a hammer smashing it and declared "So much for that!".
4: Played Frank Zappa ('nuff said).
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:09 AM (w+Jhj)
I approve.
When I hosted a morning show in Abilene, TX in the mid-90s, one of my "crew" was a "traffic reporter" who sounded a lot like Elvis. Back then, the rush hour in Abilene was 10 minutes. "Captain Aaron" always talked about anything BUT traffic. At one time, he said had to park his helicopter on the major overpass on the main highway to change the oil. I got calls all morning from people wanting to know where the helicopter was.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:14 AM (gfa1K)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (gfa1K)
Maybe you need to replace the listeners.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2018 12:14 AM (bNb8V)
RCA's Nipper?
does anyone even remember?
saw a fiberglass(?) Nipper tall as me when a kid in tbe early 60s in a radio store. anyone remember those?
when i was young nickles had pictures of bees on em.
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:15 AM (Bomjs)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (F7lRL)
Hey! No amoeba porn in here, please.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2018 12:15 AM (bNb8V)
Stupid people should not have pets.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM (8lsuS)
-----------------
Best dog I ever had was a 110 lb. Female Lab/Mastiff mix, Lulu. I got her from somebody who saw a quality mutt residing in a kill shelter. She could not take seeing it possibly be destroyed.
Got her around the Cujo movie time. She looked mostly Lab, but with a really broad chest and a more square head.
She would never have even nipped a soul, but if you heard her bark and growl, she would scare the ever lovin' shit out of anyone that didn't know her.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 12:16 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Bill Kristol, Editor-At-Large at July 14, 2018 12:16 AM (mhy3x)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2018 12:09 AM (EZebt)
Being there may be of some comfort. My parents lost my brother when he was off at college. Neither is what a parent wants. But being there might be slightly easier. Knock on wood my 2 daughters are still with me so not an expert.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (2YOIh)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (AyGZp)
Posted by: Brother Cavil says at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (lLeln)
mid-90s, one of my "crew" was a "traffic reporter" who sounded a lot
like Elvis. Back then, the rush hour in Abilene was 10 minutes.
"Captain Aaron" always talked about anything BUT traffic. At one time,
he said had to park his helicopter on the major overpass on the main
highway to change the oil. I got calls all morning from people wanting
to know where the helicopter was.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread,"
Heh! I drove through Abilene on my way out to LA a few years ago.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2018 12:14 AM (bNb8V)
WE'RE BUSY REPLACING YOU TRUMP VOTERS WITH COMPLIANT DEMOCRAT WETBACK VOTERS!
Posted by: Democrat Party of SCOMF TREASON at July 14, 2018 12:18 AM (Bomjs)
https://youtu.be/5pidokakU4I
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:07 AM (n/Wmz)
How would you like a job in radio programming?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (gfa1K)
Well I've got the face for it.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:19 AM (n/Wmz)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 12:20 AM (rnAwa)
This is true. There was another person who visited my booth who thought I should be more confident. Whut.
I suppose I should be glad that despite this or that quibble they got with my presentation, at least they`re in agreement that I`m good on the issues... but of course I'm good on the issues, I hang out here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:21 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (F7lRL)
Hey! No amoeba porn in here, please.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"
That reminds me of an old Dilbert cartoon were Wally declares that he's going to try and reproduce asexually, and he's thinking "Divide! Divide!" while Dilbert says that he's going to avoid that area for awhile.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:21 AM (w+Jhj)
Her youngest son (of two), had undergone open heart surgery for a bad heart valve, at age 11.
Wed at age 28, he was at home in Glasgow, Scotland with his wife and young daughter, when after one hell of a yelling shouting domestic argument, he blacked out at the top of the stairs, and collapsed down the stairs to the bottom.
Despite the efforts of his wife, neighbors and first responders, he failed to revive, and died at age 33.
Folks, I'll tell you.
That was one hell of a long flight from Houston to Scotland.
Due to my having to return to work, I missed the services, which were much delayed by Police & Coroner's Inquiry. I had to leave her there in the U.K., until the authorities released his body to the family.
Over a thousand were there to see him off at the chapel and crematory. He was absolutely one of the best, MY BEST FRIEND, and I miss him terribly, still.
My loss though, pales in comparison to the devastation weighed upon his Mom. Nearly four years on, and it's still an open wound in her soul.
There is no "good" time to say goodbye. Goodbye always sucks, and it always will.
Until, that is... we join them again for that next Hello.
The Holy Reunion, so far beyond our entire vocabulary of words to even describe the anticipation, the joy, the reward, the Glory of His presence.
Then death loses it's sting, and is transcended by life, evermore.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2018 12:21 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (RfzVr)
I say this as a dog person. I'd be more leery of the chihuahua before I would a bigger dog.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:21 AM (n/Wmz)
If there is one thing that the U.K. powers that be have made clear, it is that they despise, more than anything, the British peoples. In the not-too-distant future, if you call 999 (U.K. equivalent of America's 911) and speak English, the police might not bother to ever show up.
politicalhat.com/?p=14766
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 14, 2018 12:22 AM (itfg0)
Asheville, I would have liked to hear your show ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve"
We were courting disaster with the FCC every day.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:22 AM (w+Jhj)
Oh Man .. Mikey NTH. You're breaking my hear with your grandfather story. God Bless you.
Posted by: anglo saxophone at July 13, 2018 11:43 PM (9oyUx)
Thank you; that was thirty years ago. I was just trying to say that it is never easy, even when you know everything is shutting down and it is just wondering what day it will be. And even knowing it is coming and you walk in and it slaps you like a cold burst of rain - "It is here" - processing and dealing with it is so weird.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2018 12:23 AM (0QYMt)
Posted by: kallisto at July 14, 2018 12:23 AM (F7lRL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:24 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 14, 2018 12:25 AM (w+Jhj)
I was kinda afraid of my brothers neighbors dog. Giant overly friendly Labrador. Tail like a baseball bat just under waist high.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:25 AM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:08 AM (gfa1K)
----------------
Sounds like you are doing Classis Rock, anywhere from late 60s to early-mid 80s. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong.
The problem that I have, and I have to remind myself that this is a 30 y/o problem, is that pop hits were overplayed THEN. So, when I hear them again today on classic rock stations, I still think of them of overplayed today.
Does this make any kinda sense?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 12:25 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 14, 2018 12:25 AM (roQNm)
Don't want to end up in the Choir Eternal with you.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2018 12:27 AM (RfzVr)
*Recalls a DJ that had "Celebrity Gang Bang" as a regular bit.*
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 14, 2018 12:27 AM (FyMYJ)
9:23 pm - Gary U.S. Bonds - School Is Out
9:20 pm - Jimi Hendrix - Foxy Lady
9:17 pm - Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk
9:13 pm - Dave Mason - Only You Know and I Know
9:10 pm - Jerry Lee Lewis - Drinkin' Wine Spo-dee-o-dee
9:06 pm - Heart - These Dreams
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2018 12:29 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:29 AM (6FqZa)
Sample playlist from qdpsteve's show:
- Reaction to Action, Foreigner
- Come Fly With Me, Frank Sinatra
- Venus, Television
- Come Together, Michael Jackson (yes, it's a cover of the Beatles song)
- Sleepless, King Crimson
- Dead, They Might Be Giants
- Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying, Gerry & the Pacemakers
- Signs & Signifiers, JD McPherson
- Where's The Boy For Me?, Rezillos
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (AyGZp)
Who says it wasn't?
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:29 AM (gfa1K)
never had kids. pair of step teenagers for awhile who no one would miss, another story. good riddance.
it was ONLY a pet, but beloved and held close to the last (a criminal"veternarian" released in "good health"). but the bonded parrot who spoke with me passed in my hands. his final gift. through all the horror at least did not find him already gone - woke up at 4am knowing something wrong.
it was ONLY a pet it was ONLY a pet
not a child
yet he was to me
i denounce myself.
Posted by: Democrat Party of SCOMF TREASON at July 14, 2018 12:30 AM (Bomjs)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:33 AM (Bomjs)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
Most good comedy is based on reality. So yes at least one of the writers worked at a radio station.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:33 AM (2YOIh)
Holding your unconscious child in your arms is absolutely mind bendingly hellish.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 14, 2018 12:09 AM (EZebt)
I will take your word for it; that's why I called the grouping a pieta. Otherwise how could humans recover and find grace after all of that?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2018 12:33 AM (0QYMt)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2018 12:34 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Kindltot -Be Invovled! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 12:34 AM (2K6fY)
Program Manager was pissed. We got a lot of phone calls from happy listeners, though!
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2018 12:34 AM (UD0Gq)
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 12:35 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:35 AM (n/Wmz)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2018 12:35 AM (7oRwq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Package Special! Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, Bandages for $25.00 at The Outrage Outlet! at July 14, 2018 12:36 AM (0QYMt)
-Interpol, Public Pervert
-Joy Division, Komakino
-Depeche Mode, The Things You Said
-Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Heads Will Roll
-Crystal Castles, Crimewave
-The Boo Radleys, Lazy Day
-Guns n Roses, 14 Years
-Catherine Wheel, Black Metallic
-Pale Saints, Little Hammer
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:37 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:37 AM (Bomjs)
It's more "classic hits", or what oldies stations have turned into. Mostly 70s and 80s, with a little late 60s and early 90s sprinkled in.
And yes, that does make sense. I've done my research, though, and what is a constant is that many of the songs some complain of being overplayed...are the ones the majority of our listeners still want to hear. It sounds weird, I know, but experience over the last 32 years keeps proving it true. Some songs play more often, others less often, and there are some I hold back for special theme weekends, or specialty shows like our dance-themed Saturday night show.
It could be worse...our main in-format competitor in the nearest metro area, has a playlist that's half the size of ours, and they are way more repetitive.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:37 AM (gfa1K)
Democrat Party of SCOMF TREASON. Oh, my friend...
Thomas was so much more than a pet. He saved my life. A part of me died holding him in my arms. He waited until I got home then went.
I have never quite recovered.
Top of my gratitude list is never having lost a child.
Hell of a birthday. Out all. Be well.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 14, 2018 12:37 AM (AyGZp)
This really hits home. My only sister died in 2001, leaving three young kids. They've all grown up now and made lives for themselves, but there has always been that missing piece that just can't be replaced. My niece especially. She has an eating disorder and weighs nothing. I worry that she won't make old bones because of it. And I can't do a damn thing about it. I miss my sister every day, but more than that I miss what she could have been in her kids' lives.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 14, 2018 12:38 AM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 14, 2018 12:38 AM (7oRwq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:38 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 12:38 AM (n/Wmz)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 14, 2018 12:39 AM (Bomjs)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:33 AM (2YOIh)
Hugh Wilson, who created WKRP, based the show on his experiences working at a Top 40 radio station in Atlanta.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:39 AM (gfa1K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 12:40 AM (eMKNe)
I've done my research, though, and what is a constant is that many of the songs some complain of being overplayed...are the ones the majority of our listeners still want to hear.
That's probably why MeTV keeps showing M*A*S*H over and over and over.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:41 AM (6FqZa)
Be yourselves.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM
Oooh, we will be. Looking forward to your first swim in our lake!
Posted by: The Leeches at July 14, 2018 12:41 AM (Jdj4T)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 14, 2018 12:42 AM (FyMYJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 12:41 AM (IqV8l)
You're probably not wrong.
MeTV is airing "WKRP In Cincinnati" weeknights. But I have the DVD box set, so I can watch whenever I want.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:43 AM (gfa1K)
I also have the box set of China Beach.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:44 AM (gfa1K)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2018 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:37 AM (gfa1K)
-----------
Thank you for the response. I have oftened wondered about this, as I eyerolled a Seger, Genesis or Springsteen (blech) song choice, only to realize that my overplay frustration is decades old.
Natural to happen, as this is all I listen to.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 12:45 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2018 12:17 AM (RfzVr)
You ever consider it's your fear that's the reason for dogs going nuts? Dogs are predators and can smell fear. With me it's the exact opposite. I love, and am genuinely happy, seeing dogs and when I walk around the neighborhood dogs whom I've never met before reciprocate and love seeing me. I've had people say things like 'My dog never does that around anyone' and I always reply 'I'm not anyone'.
I was told as a young kid by my older sister: 'You can't be all bad, Rick, dogs and kids like you'. I didn't grow up around cats but even strange cats like to rub their scent against me and claim me as theirs. Now human women are another -- and completely different -- story.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 12:47 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: cfo mom at July 14, 2018 12:48 AM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Kindltot -Be Invovled! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 12:34 AM (2K6fY)
Can one sue to retroactively get their fair share back? Because I'd love all the money that the UAW stole from me.
They were wise enough to not try to ask me to join, since I was known to them.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 14, 2018 12:49 AM (itfg0)
I still love most of the songs we play -- it's the music from my teens and twenties, and I have an emotional connection to it.
But also, since it's my job, I tend to listen to talk radio in the car or other music that's on my phone.
The one artist I kind of liked in the 80s that I'm totally sick of now is John Mellencamp.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:49 AM (gfa1K)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 12:50 AM (6FqZa)
I LOVE "I Need A Lover" and his late 80s stuff, particularly "Cherry Bomb," is pretty good.
OTOH if I hear "Jack and Diane" just ONE more time, I'm gonna go on a killin' spree...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)
Back in the late 70s the only music in my brothers car was the Rolling Stones. I really hated them back then. So during that time I would have bitched if you played one. So the audience thing is likely very complicated and out of your control.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:52 AM (2YOIh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 12:54 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
----------
Rumored to be based on WQXI in Atalanta, which I listened to every day. The morning drive-time was hysterical. Crazy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2018 12:56 AM (Coh3a)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:57 AM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2018 12:57 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:49 AM (gfa1K)
---------------
I understand completely, as my 22 y/o daughter laughs at me. I made the prediction to her that there will be zero stations broadcasting today's pop music in 40 years, because it is soulless crap, with no enduring story behind it.
As I am 55, she will have to be the judge of that prediction.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 12:59 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Fritz not Fritz at July 14, 2018 12:59 AM (hGGlM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 14, 2018 01:00 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 12:52 AM (2YOIh)
Programming radio is a tricky balance of art and science. You have to learn early that you can't please everyone.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 01:02 AM (gfa1K)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 01:04 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:49 AM (gfa1K)
---------------
I understand completely, as my 22 y/o daughter laughs at me. I made the prediction to her that there will be zero stations broadcasting today's pop music in 40 years, because it is soulless crap, with no enduring story behind it.
As I am 55, she will have to be the judge of that prediction.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 12:59 AM (oXwsm)
---------------
Wow, wher I really meant to go with that comment was to mention Tom Petty, who was overplayed to start, but now since he passed, has been every damn 4th song since.
Holy mental meander, Calm Mentor!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 01:05 AM (oXwsm)
As I am 55, she will have to be the judge of that prediction.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 12:59 AM (oXwsm)
Which is funny, because I got my start in this career in the 80s, at a Top 40. The old station manager said nothing we played would last like Elvis and the Beatles.
30 years later, much of what we played then are core titles on classic hits stations nationwide. You can't always tell what will last.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 01:05 AM (gfa1K)
Be yourselves.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM
---
Oooh, we will be. Looking forward to your first swim in our lake!
Posted by: The Leeches
**
And us! Warm greetings from us pre-sunrise through late sunset!
Posted by: The Mosquitoes at July 14, 2018 01:05 AM (Jdj4T)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 14, 2018 01:04 AM (fuK7c)
His loss.
The show is more about the people than the station.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 01:06 AM (gfa1K)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 12:54 AM (rnA
The big scary ones are the biggest puppies of them all.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 01:07 AM (n/Wmz)
Thanks for the discussion. Y'all have a good night.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 01:09 AM (gfa1K)
And, now we know about it.
It gives me a boner, and I want it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2018 01:10 AM (UiRxW)
And, now we know about it.
It gives me a boner, and I want it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2018 01:10 AM (UiRxW)
Yud, per an obscure British law, you'd have to wrestle Queen Elizabeth II for it. And she's been known to fight dirty. :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 01:12 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 01:02 AM (gfa1K)
You can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself. Now if only somebody could make that into a song. Oh wait, . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 01:12 AM (8lsuS)
The big scary ones are the biggest puppies of them all.
Posted by: Buzzion
---------
Bernese Mountain Dogs - Laaaaaid back.
We had a neighbor who had a mastiff named 'Frank'. We all called him 'Frank the Tank'.
Their biggest problem with Frank, was that if stopped to talk to anyone while walking him, he would lie down on his side and go to sleep.
It was pretty funny, because you'd stop to talk, and about 15 seconds into the conversation, they would abruptly start tugging on the leash, saying, "No...no, Frank, don't lie down!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2018 01:13 AM (/lkI0)
Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 01:14 AM (e7oj4)
By 'England' I wonder if they meant, 'Ireland'. I always thought the American colonies had a pretty good deal from the mother country. Ireland... did not.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 14, 2018 01:14 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 01:15 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: pee wee herman at July 14, 2018 01:15 AM (6FqZa)
They were wise enough to not try to ask me to join, since I was known to them.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 14, 2018 12:49 AM (itfg0)
I have heard there is a group of teachers in CA that are working on a class action suit. One of the theories is that since this is overturning a previous ruling it is valid to go after back dues that fair-share employees were forced to pay as a condition of their employment. From there you have to wonder how far back such an action would be valid. A full 25 years? That would bankrupt some unions.
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:15 AM (2K6fY)
------
I would get all kinds of the of dirty with the Queen, if it got me the most illicit, dirty version of our nation's founding charter.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2018 01:16 AM (UiRxW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 01:16 AM (eMKNe)
30 years later, much of what we played then are core titles on classic hits stations nationwide. You can't always tell what will last.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 01:05 AM (gfa1K)
----------
Aahhhhhh, but he was correct. The King, Beatles and their music still endure and are broadcast.
As far as I can tell, and as Genres go, there are not too many of them to pay homage to today. Fully aware that a classic rock guy is stating this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 01:16 AM (oXwsm)
Pretty sure a copy was sent to the King. So the only odd thing is that he didn't just burn it.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 01:19 AM (2YOIh)
Zappa? Ween?? WASP?? Cannibal Corpse??????
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 01:15 AM (eMKNe)
--[Transports self to early '90s]
Pain Teens and beyond.
Another DJ played "Evil Dick" by Body Count and got a talkin' to.
Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 01:19 AM (e7oj4)
I could pay off my house with that lump payment.
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:20 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: pee wee herman at July 14, 2018 01:15 AM (6FqZa)
'Pleasure' and 'please' may come from the same linguistic root, but they have two entirely different meanings. Especially when it comes to guys sitting alone in a porno theater.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 01:21 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: pee wee herma
-----------
Time to re-post two links link to Pearls Before Swine comic:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd8j2qfw
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8xxwftv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2018 01:21 AM (RNno0)
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:21 AM (2K6fY)
Pretty sure a copy was sent to the King. So the only odd thing is that he didn't just burn it.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 01:19 AM (2YOIh)
Not that odd since they probably considered it having a list of names to ensure hanging after they crushed that silly colonial rebellion.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 14, 2018 01:22 AM (n/Wmz)
Posted by: The Vectored Hat at July 14, 2018 01:23 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 01:24 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:24 AM (2K6fY)
Not that odd since they probably considered it having a list of names to ensure hanging after they crushed that silly colonial rebellion.
Posted by: Buzzion
------------
John Hancock made sure that his was legible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 14, 2018 01:25 AM (RNno0)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 14, 2018 01:25 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2018 01:27 AM (UD0Gq)
I always thought Survivor sounded like a poor man's Journey. In fact I originally thought "Eye of the Tiger" WAS Journey.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 01:27 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 01:27 AM (2YOIh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 14, 2018 01:28 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 01:24 AM (rnAwa)
---------
Yeah, unfortunately, this. Would love to see the unions busted by this, but they operated under the laws of the time. I did not see any clawback provision in the SCOTUS decision.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 01:28 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 14, 2018 01:28 AM (H5knJ)
If you could claim that it was an overturned decision that made fair-share requirements legal, and the only thing allowing these amounts to be taken from a check was laws saying that the only reason such a taking was legal was this decision, you have something to work with,
And of course you would have to pay back any deductions claimed on the sums paid, and you will most likely have to pay a ginormous tax bill on it as it shoves you way up in revenue for the one year.
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:29 AM (2K6fY)
I saw a lot of those early Body Count shows on the East Coast. The entire band was incredibly cool and incredibly gracious of their fan base.
They'd come out and mix it up in the pit during the other bands sets.
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2018 01:31 AM (UD0Gq)
Be yourselves.
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM
---
Oooh, we will be. Looking forward to your first swim in our lake!
Posted by: The Leeches
**
And us! Warm greetings from us pre-sunrise through late sunset!
Posted by: The Mosquitoes
===
We will entertain you during those quiet times in the sunny daylight hours.
Posted by: The Blackflies at July 14, 2018 01:31 AM (Jdj4T)
Time to wander off.
However, since I am now free associating like mad, I wonder if the sonic attacks in Cuba weren't some sort of acoustic version of the laser.
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:32 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 14, 2018 01:28 AM (H5knJ)
--Oh yeah.
Posted by: logprof at July 14, 2018 01:34 AM (e7oj4)
------
#MeToo.
But I like to stick with the basics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZHkkLBOrvE
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 14, 2018 01:35 AM (UiRxW)
To recap the ONT, Choo Choo MFer was hilarious, and Daisy sounds like a real catch.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 01:36 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: colfax mingo at July 14, 2018 12:04 AM
---
Oooh, we will be. Looking forward to your first swim in our lake!
Posted by: The Leeches
**
And us! Warm greetings from us pre-sunrise through late sunset!
Posted by: The Mosquitoes
===
We will entertain you during those quiet times in the sunny daylight hours.
Posted by: The Blackflies at July 14, 2018 01:31 AM (Jdj4T)
Feels like my time at our Minnesota cabin. But Deer flies are way worse..
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 01:36 AM (2YOIh)
Guess I will contact the Freedom Foundation and see if they plan a class action suit.
KAVANAUGH FOR THE WIN!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 14, 2018 01:36 AM (e1mEI)
I figure that should cause a run on Prilosec (that Purple pill) really quickly.
Look I was listening when they Yahoos and the SDS wannabees were teaching how to run street theater.
Posted by: Kindltot - Be Involved! The world is run by people wearing giant paper-mache heads at July 14, 2018 01:43 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 14, 2018 01:48 AM (87ijN)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 14, 2018 01:48 AM (87ijN)
Barbiturates are nothing to fool around with son.
Posted by: StrawMan at July 14, 2018 01:50 AM (AQODf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2018 01:50 AM (bNb8V)
I dunno how good their chances are, but I know which side I'm rooting for to win. And if one suit succeeds, well katy bar the door.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2018 01:59 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 01:36 AM (2YOIh)
Green flies on the Outer Banks bite through swimsuits. Big green hairy bastards they are.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 02:03 AM (8lsuS)
Kindltot, I'll kick in for printing costs.
I spent three days of vacation (first two visits were wasted when they cancelled the meetings) in Olympia protesting my being Shanghaied to a stacked board that took 5 minutes to deliberate and rule that I was officially a member. Was a victim of a secret election. I spent another day of vacation at the union office to apply for an exemption from paying any money going to political activities. They got tired of me giving them the evil eye in the lobby and finally signed the papers.
Fargin' icehole bastiges! It's WAR!
Think maybe I will offer to run interference for anybody who wants to dump their union. I got through bucking a Teamsters election in the 70's so these clowns aren't scary.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 14, 2018 02:03 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 02:04 AM (2YOIh)
Posted by: Downcast at July 14, 2018 02:05 AM (VWE5i)
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 02:03 AM (8lsuS)
One of the reasons I liked having a buzzcut for my hair in the 70s was that was one place biting flies couldn't get me.
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 02:09 AM (2YOIh)
Brother in law saw a contraption that runs on propane that attracts and kills mosquitos while he was in alaska. He watched the guy empty a full trap twice in one day and noticed he was not being bothered on the porch. He now has one and his porch has no mosquito problem. Maybe it eats flies too.
Worth a check. To the interwebs!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 14, 2018 02:15 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, World's Worst Superhero at July 14, 2018 12:49 AM (gfa1K)
Indianapolis by the Bottle Rockets
...I'll puke if that jukebox plays John Cougar one more time...
https://youtu.be/uDzhEcfRORk
Posted by: Downcast at July 14, 2018 02:15 AM (VWE5i)
479 Kindltot
I am thinking of scanning some of those SEIU "We are the 99%" flyers and generating a version that is overstamped with "DECERTIFY!!" and changing the wording to "We are the REAL 99%"
Invest in a reasonably large drone, one that can carry 200 8.5x11 flyers (or 400 smaller ones), and that has a range of at least 1/4 mile.
Fly it over an SEIU rally or two, and drop
Posted by: Arbalest at July 14, 2018 02:18 AM (FlRtG)
i was, from day one of w*rking there, non-union. and outs spokenly so. i even started circulating an anti-union petition, which drew Boo-Coo flack.
came down the hallway one day towards one of the units i serviced and the local Union Steward, and her so-w*rkers say me coming and loud talked shit so i could hear.
left w*rk early that day, because i could squish hours, and went straight to the NLRB office in Left LA to file a beef over harassment.
one of the reasons they were so pissed at me is because i had been dropping on page sheets, for which i had the printing receipts, of fun little things like "Top 10 Differences Between The SEIU and a Street Gang" and other love notes.
i also got a strip of SEIU stickers some idiot let out, and put them in employee urinals all over the buildings.
they hated me, hence the threat.
the NLRB folks made me wait a bit, then interviewed me, and i gave them all the gory, names, titles, dates, etc, to include copies of all my writings. she was like, well, don't you think they have a reason to be upset? and i was, isn't the law clear on the 1st Amendment and union intimidation, or do i have to get representation and sue?
not much more was said, and the particular folks in question never had much more to say to me than the bare minimum for the rest of my time there, but it was fun to watch the biggest union shills head for cover like quail when i walked onto a nursing unit.
/Clang
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2018 02:18 AM (kLwt5)
Had it not been for those wily meddling beet-eaters befogging my reasoning, I would have walked into that voting booth with an unpolluted mind, and pulled the lever for the (now) obviously logical, only possible candidate with axiomatically true policy positions and depth of experience, Hillary.
I believe 2016 was the first election in American history, if not world history, in which false and/or misleading info was available to the voters. This unprecedented breach of thousands of years of infallibly true information in the public sphere must be seen for what it is: a lethal first-strike against all that we cherish and hold dear, nothing less than spitting in the face of God Himself.
Perhaps we can survive this attack with a do-over. By shielding the USA from all foreign communications, silencing the fifth columnists at home, and then re-holding the 2016 election, the True Voice of the American People may be heard. There is little chance of success, but we MUST try everything to save the republic.
Posted by: gp at July 13, 2018 11:24 PM (mk9aG)
Excellent comment. I had to quote the whole thing.
Yes, by all means, let's have a do-over of the 2016 election. I am absolutely certain that Trump would win by a larger margin.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 02:20 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2018 02:18 AM (kLwt5)
Is that the sound giant brass balls make?
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 02:25 AM (2YOIh)
Did Stormy Daniels also wet the bed, or is that sexwork that Americans won't do?
Posted by: Jim Acosta at July 14, 2018 02:27 AM (VWE5i)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 02:30 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 14, 2018 02:30 AM (rnAwa)
Can't lead an SEIU marching band without one.
Posted by: RickZ at July 14, 2018 02:36 AM (8lsuS)
It shames me for fretting over worthless things and puts life in perspective. The way I see it, wether we knew of them for years months or seconds, as long as we live those little children will live in our memories. May this angel rest in eternal peace and her parents maintain their love for each other in memory of their child.
Good night everyone and may God bless all of you
Posted by: Martell at July 14, 2018 03:01 AM (gInrg)
Traditionally, dogs helped us as hunters and herders, and cats helped control the vermin feeding on our food stores. But modern pets are a bit different. They don't have a practical purpose besides companionship, and they've developed behaviors that make us want to have them around. In that sense, they are very sophisticated and successful parasites.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 03:02 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: X-ray at July 14, 2018 02:25 AM (2YOIh)
---
naw, just the jail guitar doors.
ask The Clash.
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2018 03:08 AM (kLwt5)
Posted by: Hillbillyking at July 14, 2018 03:11 AM (DpTgu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWh8I_uXUyo
Posted by: The Unlaughing Hat at July 14, 2018 03:19 AM (itfg0)
The soccer/futbol article was interesting. I remarked in an earlier thread about the similarity between lacrosse, played by the Iroquois in North America, and hurling, a traditional Irish sport. Could that be evidence of contact long before the Age of Exploration, or could they both be descended from a common ancestor sport that is much, much older than we know?
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 03:45 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 04:32 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 14, 2018 04:34 AM (kLwt5)
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 03:45 AM (sdi6R)
Too quites...
Posted by: The Suspicious Hat at July 14, 2018 04:35 AM (itfg0)
Traditionally, dogs helped us as hunters and herders, and cats helped control the vermin feeding on our food stores. But modern pets are a bit different. They don't have a practical purpose besides companionship, and they've developed behaviors that make us want to have them around. In that sense, they are very sophisticated and successful parasites.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2018 03:02 AM (sdi6R)
---------
I don't think Dave is down at all with the dogs as parasites idea. He simply linked a story, he in no way endorsed it.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 04:37 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 04:40 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 04:47 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 04:55 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Psychedlicat at July 14, 2018 04:57 AM (itfg0)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 04:55 AM (pHfeF)
---------
Yep. Acknowledgement that he is about to link a clickbait article, not a serious one.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 04:58 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: ro-man at July 14, 2018 04:59 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:01 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Tree Frog Night at July 14, 2018 05:04 AM (v9gSJ)
$26.52 delivered, less tip. Is this a great country or what?!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 05:06 AM (I16G8)
The hacking of the DNC and Podesta was well known before the election. I saw incompetence and stupidity. A basic 'community college 101 computer security level' dearth of knowledge.
Did I want our government in the hands of such people? My own information in their hands?
Hell, no.
The Russians did us a service by revealing the incompetency.
But did they really want Trump as president? That defies logic. Did they want to sow discord? Perhaps. Look who is so miserable and calling for 'resistance' and veiled calls for violence. The left. Playing right into the Russians game. Good work, idiots.
#WalkAway Democrats. Get some new leaders, some fresh blood. The 'Old Guard' are decades past due retirement.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 05:06 AM (LOgQ4)
My ex is the caretaker of my(used to be our) home. He recently informed me,that hopes to run a bread and breakfast out off of if, hHe has ni insurance, and is fine witn
H that. Will someone be able to come aftrer me because of this?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 14, 2018 05:09 AM (IDhUW)
Daily Timewaster - Pictures of lava in Hawaii
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:09 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: JT at July 14, 2018 05:18 AM (mEBHl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 14, 2018 05:09 AM
If your name is on the title for the property, yes.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 05:19 AM (LOgQ4)
H that. Will someone be able to come aftrer me because of this?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 14, 2018 05:09 AM (IDhUW)
-------
If I understand you correctly, you are still half owner of the home he wants to turn into a B&B, is that correct?
If so, I would strongly recommend that he buy you out of your share before you let him do this, or sue him to stop, if you do not want to be involved.
Any residential Inn has large potential liabilities from guests. He needs to form a Sub-S Corp., an LLC or some other type of protective vehicle from liability separate from you to own the establishment, all of this IMO.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 05:24 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:27 AM (pHfeF)
A quick 'cease and desist' letter is certainly in order. Certified, return receipt.
Would indicate to judge and jury your intention to have no part of the risk or reward of engaging in such a venture.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 05:33 AM (LOgQ4)
There has been no evidence presented that shows Russians or any one for that mattered hacked anything.
Do not go along with this bullshit narrative.
The only group that interfered with the election were the DNC, Hillary and the LE and IC apparatuses under the direction of Obama and his administration.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 14, 2018 05:38 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:44 AM (pHfeF)
There has been no evidence presented that shows Russians or any one for that mattered hacked anything.
The files themselves that were shared on wiki did NOT come from hackers. It would be impossible to move that much data without a physical connection to the servers.
Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 14, 2018 05:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Eromero at July 14, 2018 05:46 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:47 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 14, 2018 05:51 AM (2pjL1)
It all comes down to the definition of 'hacked' which is a piss-poor term unless it's been properly defined.
Did they 'exploit' some stupid people to acquire passwords? Apparently so. That's not hacking in my definition. Did they then use those exploits to plant malware and otherwise get control of some computers? Apparently so. That's also not hacking in my definition.
The Democrats do consider those things to be hacking. So if I'm using the term I'm using the Democrat and their butt-buddies in the media definition.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 05:54 AM (LOgQ4)
It all comes down to the definition of 'hacked'
Podesta gave out his password to an IT guy that then changed it on a fake google site.
Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 14, 2018 05:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 05:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 05:47 AM
Absolutely. There was nothing new in yesterdays announcement.
Just the opportunity to sour relations with Russia prior to Trumps meeting. The butt-hurt in deep-state ain't going away anytime soon.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 06:01 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 06:04 AM (pHfeF)
Hopefully someone asks Putin about these preposterous charges.
If I were Putin I would say the following...
"These charges are baseless and malicious.
If
the so called Department of Justice would like to proceed with this
farce, my administration will call for a hearing in the General Assembly
of the UN, there the so called Department of Justice will make a
presentation of the evidence they have collected, I will send legal
emissaries to listen and ask questions of the so called prosecutors and
investigators of the so called Department of Justice.
If the
presentation and cross examination shows compelling evidence that
Russian citizens committed these alleged crimes, I will personally
deliver them to the US authorities for trial."
I bet Roesenpenis balks at that scenario.
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 14, 2018 06:07 AM (UfMVm)
Trump needs to:
Reduction in force of 10% across all agencies.
Hiring freeze.
Pay increases halted.
Pay cuts enacted across the board.
Push-back is long overdue.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 06:11 AM (LOgQ4)
I couldnt agree more, or be infuriated less. I think we are entering the run out the clock phase. I pray patriots will keep a steady strain.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 14, 2018 06:12 AM (2pjL1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 14, 2018 05:59 AM (JFO2v)
------------
Been asking myself this question for the last 5 weeks, since "funemployment" became the rule of the day.
I have been mighty tempted to start sleeping in. Must resist, as I see no good end to that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:13 AM (oXwsm)
There are many dimensions to yesterdays bullshit indictments.
Muller made an error in his Russian indictment in that he indicted companies and some individuals.
He was not counting on the companies showing up for their day in court and demanding discovery.
So yesterday's bullshit indictment remedies that error by naming only individuals.
More than likely the indictment of the Russian companies will be dropped for some bullshit reason and yesterday's indictment will be the one they keep on the docket.
Yesterday's indictment is also being conducted out of the DOJ proper so they can keep using the, "we would love to turn over documents and info but we have this ongoing investigation" excuse.
And this investigation is designed to never be resolved or closed so this shit is going to be going on forever.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 14, 2018 06:14 AM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 06:14 AM (pHfeF)
Shame the Secret Service didn't shoot that hang glider dude out of the sky. 'Pour encourager les autres'.
Bound to see some copy-cats now.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 14, 2018 06:18 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 06:14 AM (pHfeF)
----------
I have been, and would normally be working until 6-7 o'clock tonight......,and every day/night. Having a very hard time filling the empty days ever since being let go. Getting kinda scary.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:19 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: wing at July 14, 2018 06:21 AM (RSMz4)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:25 AM (oXwsm)
The stories you heard about the 12 Russians yesterday took place during the Obama Administration, not the Trump Administration. Why didn't they do something about it, especially when it was reported that President Obama was informed by the FBI in September, before the Election?
Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 06:29 AM (pHfeF)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 14, 2018 06:32 AM (tKil8)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 14, 2018 06:35 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: Skip at July 14, 2018 06:29 AM (pHfeF)
----------
If I had the financial resources to do this, I would. As is it is, sadly not the case.
On the upside, just ordered anough prepared food to last me almost a week, $35 including tip, delivered.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:36 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 14, 2018 06:37 AM (2pjL1)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 14, 2018 06:39 AM (2pjL1)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 14, 2018 06:40 AM (2pjL1)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 14, 2018 06:41 AM (tKil8)
Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2018 06:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 14, 2018 06:41 AM (tKil
---------
COJ, my skill set is technical sales, and project management, specific to the AV/IT area. Primarily, AV/IT rental installations and operation.
Absolutely willing to relocate. Nothing really holds me here (North GA area).
I do come with quite the kicker, though. At this time, I am considered partially handicapped. This is due to an illness that came with an injury that left me walking with a cane, and only about 25 % use of my right (strong) arm/hand.
Ironically, a years worth of PT and Occupational therapy would have me ready for the road again. One needs to come first though, and I have not found an employer yet willing to take the chance and invest the time.
This sucks. Thanks for listening.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 14, 2018 06:53 AM (oXwsm)
Posted by: Downcast at July 14, 2018 08:00 AM (VWE5i)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 14, 2018 09:30 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Choo Choo fucking Charley at July 14, 2018 11:12 AM (Zmczq)
like cookies and cartoons and toys, however what kind of things are
enjoyable for God?? It was a question that for a minute Mommy and Daddy needed to think about.
Posted by: http://www.linux.ca at July 20, 2018 09:48 AM (djqV+)
Posted by: paid surveys at August 10, 2018 01:13 AM (WrLMJ)
Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0691 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0228 seconds, 569 records returned.
Page size 283 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)