Pornographic Performer and Claimed Adulteress Stormy Daniels Arrested For Lewd Contact with Paying Patrons at Ohio Strip Club

Hoo-er.

The charges have now been dismissed, because the law against strippers touching paying customers (that is, kinda-sorta trading sexual contact for money) only applies to those who "regularly" appear at the venue, not those who parachute in for quick bump-and-rubs like Stormy.



So she committed the lewd contacts for money, but she got off on a technicality.

Well not a technicality, really; it's what the law says.

But it seems like poor draftsmanship. Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:53 PM




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Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)

2 And this entire thing was a set up by her and her lawyer to get her back in the news.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 04:53 PM (+Dllb)

3
Do not touch the Golden Girl stripper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 12, 2018 04:54 PM (r+sAi)

4 corgis called

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 04:54 PM (suO/a)

5 OK something is wrong........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 04:54 PM (+Dllb)

6 what?

Posted by: NBC at July 12, 2018 04:54 PM (UsCnO)

7 Why I've only been to a strip club in Columbus one time.....strippers aren't allowed to do their jobs.

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 04:54 PM (F4u7C)

8 What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio My tits!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (ATVNj)

9 Supposedly the law is written so that a one-time special performer is exempt for... reasons.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (39g3+)

10 Meh, her 15 minutes was up long ago.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

11
Motorboating in the 1st degree.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (8O3HH)

12 willowed:
According to The Gospel According to Billy Jeff, it was just sex. All good Democrats know this to be true in their hearts.

It has nothing to do with, what's that word? Integrity?
Besides, everybody does it.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (3HNOQ)

13 Did the person who touched her get tested? That hoo-ha and ass has had more paying customers then every McDonalds in New York combined.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (VpIIl)

14 8 What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio My tits!
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (ATVNj)

Hey! That's my schtick.

Posted by: Elmer FUdd at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (suO/a)

15 I do suspect that this was more a buncha cops in a strip club and one got pulled onstage and caught on camera so they had to cover their sagging utility belt asses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)

16 >>>9 Supposedly the law is written so that a one-time special performer is exempt for... reasons.

i guess the legislators wanted to touch the boobies of special guest porn stars when they show up in columbus.

Posted by: ace of spades at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (PA9oZ)

17 Is this the law that let her keep her cell phone when she was locked up?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (YPqbH)

18 Meh, her 15 minutes was up long ago.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

Really...she looks like 50 miles of bad highway.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (0+nbW)

19 Thank god for this story. Now Michael Avenatti can resume his role as Lord and Protector of the Realm for CNN.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (ATVNj)

20 I think she looked good in her booking photo.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (N4pek)

21 It took me a while, but after watching the Strozk mess, I have finally realized who Strozk reminds me of:

Eddie Haskel.


Right, Wally?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (UsCnO)

22 Seems legit to me.

Posted by: Larry Flynt at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (AHNMM)

23 The Wall and gravity has not been kind to her.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (of+54)

24 Itsa racket and the politicians are in on the deal.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (roQNm)

25 And this thread will be blocked by work filters in 3, 2, 1

Posted by: josephistan at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (7HtZB)

26 Read yesterday that Stormy's big "visit the border and help the kids" thing coincidentally happened exactly the same time as her pre-scheduled tour to strip clubs in the area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (39g3+)

27 17 Is this the law that let her keep her cell phone when she was locked up?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (YPqbH)

I doubt anyone wanted to strip search her.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (suO/a)

28 She was merely serving her patrons.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (ycWCI)

29 I do suspect that this was more a buncha cops in a strip club and one got pulled onstage and caught on camera so they had to cover their sagging utility belt asses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (39g3+)


Like Houston, Texas...the mayor got busted frequenting a strip club, so after his wife beat his ass, he passed a law that if strippers were within 2 feet of a patron during a dance, they had to have pasties on......

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (F4u7C)

30 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?

It's not that they mind the whores, they just want them to leave afterwards.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (xQfPr)

31 Democrats are talking about integrity, meanwhile one of their biggest supporters is a person who gets paid to perform sex acts.
Just the latest from Democrats Hall of Contradictions

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 04:57 PM (VpIIl)

32 Strippers and lewd behavior, am I missing something here?

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (pHfeF)

33 See, I never argue Trump's not a liar--you can't cite his infidelity. When somebody wants to say that Trump can lie, I recognize that.

Okay, Trump has lied and cheated on his wives. I come back with: Gorsuch and Constitutional originalism. Boom. Plus, no double-talk about stare decisis, when your champion was hot to put people on the bench to *overturn* a decision you had a personal stake in, Citizens United.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (vDqXW)

34 10 Meh, her 15 minutes was up long ago.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)

2008?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (of+54)

35 John Podhoretz is a bigger whore than Stormy. At least she knows she's a whore instead of thinking she's a nun.

Posted by: dagny at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (nRWPy)

36 So, you're okay with shrugging this off as a "technicality?" Now we know that Trump and his followers view justice as a mere "technicality."

First they came for the strippers...

Despicable.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (I2dne)

37 So a politician in the capital of Ohio can touch or be touched by a sexual performer so long as she travels in periodically and isn't a resident. Wow. Imagine how that law got written and passed.

Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (Cnt92)

38 This will only serve to make Stormy Daniels a sympathetic character.

Posted by: Brit Hume at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (ATVNj)

39

She got cleared, I suspect, because the county prosecutor, or district attorney or whatever, is anti-Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (ae4pN)

40 That's a lame law. In Texas, depending on house rules, you can put your hands all over your lap dancer if she lets you. The law in Ohio makes them seem like a bunch of prudes.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (tgRox)

41 Really...she looks like 50 miles of bad highway.

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 04:56 PM (0+nbW)

Rode hard put away wet.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (aVYsC)

42 That law reminds me of the Florida one where they cannot charge more to pay with a credit card... but they can give people who don't pay with one a discount.

So... yeah. Lawyers.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (39g3+)

43 Do not touch the Golden Girl stripper.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk

That's a mega insult to The Golden Girls. Blanche was a hussy, but she was a classy hussy.

Posted by: Jabroni at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (TcM5G)

44 She got cleared, I suspect, because the county prosecutor, or district attorney or whatever, is anti-Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (ae4pN)


That would imply bias. As we've learned from Peter Stroke today, THERE IS NO BIAS ONLY ZUL...

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (F4u7C)

45 31
Democrats are talking about integrity, meanwhile one of their biggest supporters is a person who gets paid to perform sex acts.
Just the latest from Democrats Hall of Contradictions

Who is talking about me?

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (UsCnO)

46
I want to thank Joe Gibson & his colleagues at the prosecutors ofc for their professionalism starting with our first call early this am.

Who wants to bet left nuts that this Joe Gibson fellow is a Democrat hack?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (ae4pN)

47
Also, this is the first time anyone has ever been charged under this law.

Here's the Ohio law:

http://codes.ohio.gov/orc/2907.40

Note it exempts "family members". So, a stripper's family member can touch her. [This was probably due to someone' objection that OMG we're going to criminalize a stripper's husband touching her!]

They also arrested two other women, one a stripper and the other a patron. Wonder if they're going to let them go too?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (8O3HH)

48

Money made went straight to lawyer. Try again, honey.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (fceHP)

49 >>First they came for the strippers...

Well, yea. Kind of the point.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (/tuJf)

50 34
10 Meh, her 15 minutes was up long ago.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (T6t7i)



2008?

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (of+54)

Her 15 minutes were up back when her bewbs still pointed up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (jxbfJ)

51 So a politician in the capital of Ohio can touch or be touched by a sexual performer so long as she travels in periodically and isn't a resident. Wow. Imagine how that law got written and passed.
Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (Cnt92)
++++++++++++
We don't mind whores, so long as they're transients.

Posted by: Ohio Legal Code at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (I2dne)

52 The law in Ohio makes them seem like a bunch of prudes.

Or the one in Texas, like a bunch of perverts

its a matter of perspective

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (39g3+)

53 Do not touch the Golden Girl stripper.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk


No one did. She hit the cop in the face with her tits.

Posted by: Sponge at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (F4u7C)

54 This is why today's youth would rather play Fortnight for 12 hours straight rather than have sex.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (ATVNj)

55 >>Really...she looks like 50 miles of bad highway.


Her Speedbumps have Speedbmps.

And those have herpes.

Posted by: garrett at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM (VS6hf)

56 In many ways, this too is the story of Rep. Anthony Weiner....Or it should be. Especially the no jail time part.

Posted by: Rep. Anthony's Weiner at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (tqyrn)

57 But it seems like poor draftsmanship. Why would you make an exception
for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only
show up at your strip club occasionally?
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I don't know but I would suggest doing some research at the closest, say, half dozen strip clubs to the state legislature to see if they have regular performers, or some arrangement to take advantage of the wording

Posted by: Methos at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (XQvuQ)

58 OK, you guys know way too much about strip club rules. I haven't been to one since my bachelor party. lol

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

59 So family members can touch a stripper when she's working?

Dude. Ohio is fucked up.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (ATVNj)

60 Strzok gets a note he now is allowed to answer some questions
And Democrat of course interrupting Jordan

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (pHfeF)

61 We don't mind whores, so long as they're transients.
Posted by: Ohio Legal Code


I like Ohio.

Posted by: deep agent Strzok at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (tqyrn)

62 Sex laws make no sense most of the time.

Its illegal to pay a woman to have sex... unless you film it!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (39g3+)

63 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally

___

Well if the cruise business dries up now I know what I can do next

Posted by: J pod at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (V4LRu)

64 She's icky. I never got why people are attracted to pwn servers and strippers.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (VpIIl)

65 Hoo-er.
No, that's "whoer" in the language of my forefathers.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (37IEG)

66 60 Strzok gets a note he now is allowed to answer some questions
______________________________________________

Simon says. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (ATVNj)

67 The law in Ohio makes them seem like a bunch of prudes.



Or the one in Texas, like a bunch of perverts



its a matter of perspective


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:00 PM

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I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (+Dllb)

68 Making someone touch thosefake hard bewbs sounds like a crime to me.

Posted by: LAsue at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (wU2ZJ)

69 Sex laws make no sense most of the time.

Its illegal to pay a woman to have sex... unless you film it!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (39g3+)

I think the loophole is that all parties are being paid.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (N4pek)

70 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?

I think they were struggling with how to define a pole dancer/stripper legally, so its not just some crazy woman who got up on stage and started dancing. That's the best I can come up with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (39g3+)

71 64 She's icky. I never got why people are attracted to pwn servers and strippers.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 05:02 PM (VpIIl)


Sefton circa 1977 watching Desiree Cousteau movie...

A la recherche du faps perdu...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (VM6ev)

72 Or the one in Texas, like a bunch of perverts

Well, Texas used to be run by the Democrats.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (xQfPr)

73 I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.

"hold my Zima!"
--California, deciminalizing underaged prostitution

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (39g3+)

74
"HYAPATIA LEE!!!!!"


- - MATT DAMON!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (VM6ev)

75 OK, you guys know way too much about strip club rules. I haven't been to one since my bachelor party. lol


Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (VpIIl)


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I went to one in Nashville once and it depressed me so badly I never wanted to go back. Yes boobies and what not, but also cut marks on beautiful girls you knew had daddy issues and hollow, lonely shells in the audience that would probably continue the daddy issue cycle with their own daughters. Human condition and all that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (YPqbH)

76 My disinterest in Stormy is so complete I've never watched her on PornHub.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (y7DUB)

77 I think the "regularly appears" criteria was just a ham fisted way to avoid the distinction between employees and independent contractors, while catching all those who dance for money.

Posted by: wooga at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (HuZWn)

78 Also, I was in Ohio doing vote turnout for the Palin campaign the last weekend before the election in 2008,and there was a club next to the motel they put us in,

...

and I just realized I shouldn't tell that story in a public forum any more.

Posted by: Methos at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (XQvuQ)

79 THERE IS NO BIAS ONLY ZUL...

I love it when morons free associate.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (T6t7i)

80 Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions


___

Little Rhody here I come

Posted by: Bill clinton at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (V4LRu)

81 I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (+Dllb)

Ok, glad that I never went to Rhode Island.

and by 'I' I mean my friend.

and by 'friend' I mean my penis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (ycWCI)

82 I mean, I did suggest in the middle of the song she vote Republican, but I don't think she was actually listening.

Posted by: Methos at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (XQvuQ)

83
Exactly who would want to be slapped with a couple of stretch marked skin bags filled with saline balloons ? I would definitely call that assault.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (rXie1)

84 Every single congress member asking a question of that fuckface needs to preface it with.. sir, you need to wipe that smirk off your face.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (7oRwq)

85 I consider strip clubs to be the compromise that government makes with citizens for outlawing prostitution. That's why there's so much gray area in strip club laws and house rules.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (+/akC)

86 80 Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions


___

Little Rhody here I come
_______________________________________________

Is that a quahog?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (ATVNj)

87
I think the "regularly appears nude" thing was some lame attempt to define a performer. IOW, they didn't want to make say, a waitress who doesn't strip, or something, fall under the law if some customer consensually feels her up or vice versa.

And again, no one has ever been charged under this law since it went on the books in 2007.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (8O3HH)

88 Oh by the way, they're making sparkling water... with liquor in it now.

http://tinyurl.com/ybzaf27k

I love flavored sparkling water as a nice variant once in a while, since water is about all I can drink these days. But booze sparkling water???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (39g3+)

89 >>I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.

Salacious and salubrious! That loophole in the law was closed a decade ago.

Posted by: JackStraw Chiles at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (/tuJf)

90 Isn't this um, likely a law in other states as well? "Don't touch the naked lady on stage."

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (lKs2v)

91 Rhode Island let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and
they can be full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no
restrictions.


Google seems to have a sudden spike in requests for directions to RI.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (T6t7i)

92 83
Exactly who would want to be slapped with a couple of stretch marked skin bags filled with saline balloons ? I would definitely call that assault.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM (rXie1)

Like a bar of soap in a sock.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (7UW64)

93 so can a guy visit the hookers down on Tulane if they are only there occasionally, and be free and clear? They are "street performers" really ... New Orleans is all about performing.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (bT8Z4)

94 I'll say this for her, as a stripper and a whore, she knows that she has a limited job skills and limited time where she can use those skills to earn money.
So she's making the most of her notoriety to rake in as much money as she can before she's too old, fat, and wrinkly to earn a living as a whore and a stripper. I wonder if she's investing her money.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (+lVUW)

95

Isn't it obvious she's bucking for a reality tv show?

And she'll get one, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (ae4pN)

96 87
I think the "regularly appears nude" thing was some lame attempt to define a performer. IOW, they didn't want to make say, a waitress who doesn't strip, or something, fall under the law if some customer consensually feels her up or vice versa.

And again, no one has ever been charged under this law since it went on the books in 2007.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (8O3HH)



Someone in the other thread is disputing your claim that no one has been charged.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (lKs2v)

97 Also, I was in Ohio doing vote turnout for the Palin campaign the last weekend before the election in 2008,and there was a club next to the motel they put us in,
...
and I just realized I shouldn't tell that story in a public forum any more.
Posted by: Methos at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (XQvuQ)
+++++++++
What changed?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (I2dne)

98 But booze sparkling water???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It's healthy then

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (8ikIW)

99 When three officers approached her, she proceeded to do the same, allegedly pushing their faces into her chest and fondling them.

I didn't want to call for backup, so I had her do it twice!

Posted by: Ohio's Finest at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (JEV/2)

100 I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island let's 16 year old
girls strip with parents permission and they can be full nude and give
touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.


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Yet I'm betting you have to be 21 to get in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (YPqbH)

101 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?"

It's almost like the legislators decided to pass a really useless law that wouldn't do much at all, but which was worded in a confusing enough manner that they could tell their voters that they had actually done something. Naw, no way would any politicians ever be that corrupt and cynical.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (k1TUh)

102 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying
customers just because they only show up at your strip club
occasionally?


Ohio is good for immigrants?

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (FhXTo)

103 So a politician in the capital of Ohio can touch or be touched by a sexual performer so long as she travels in periodically and isn't a resident. Wow. Imagine how that law got written and passed.
Posted by: Jean at July 12, 2018 04:58 PM (Cnt92)

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I'm sure it's more of a matter of how the law was worded, and what was NOT stated in the law.

"Regular performers at local entertainment establishments that allow nudity may not get closer than 2 feet to customers while in a state of undress".

Voila. You have just created an exception while not specifically stating so anywhere in the law.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (oivx6)

104 They're not strip clubs.

They are Economic Enhancements Centers of Excellence for Single Mothers and At-Risk Teenagers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (ATVNj)

105

I never got why people are attracted to pwn servers and strippers.

It's like me shopping for a new Corvette. I damned sure ain't taking one home with me, so what's the point of even looking?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (HaL55)

106 Isn't it obvious she's bucking for a reality tv show?


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She's had one since the 80s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (YPqbH)

107 I went to one in Nashville once and it depressed me so badly I never
wanted to go back. Yes boobies and what not, but also cut marks on
beautiful girls you knew had daddy issues and hollow, lonely shells in
the audience that would probably continue the daddy issue cycle with
their own daughters. Human condition and all that.


Right there with you, even when I was younger. I found those places irredeemably sad. I'm sensitive that way.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (T6t7i)

108 Isn't it obvious she's bucking for a reality tv show?

And she'll get one, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:07 PM (ae4pN)
++++++++++
Wasn't she bucking on a reality show her whole career?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (I2dne)

109 >>Google seems to have a sudden spike in requests for directions to RI.

Well you perverts are going to be disappointed. The law was changed years ago.

And we don't sell our delicious coffee milk ice cream to outsiders.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (/tuJf)

110 40
That's a lame law. In Texas, depending on house rules, you can put your
hands all over your lap dancer if she lets you. The law in Ohio makes
them seem like a bunch of prudes.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 04:59 PM (tgRox)


Here in SC and in NC in counties that allow strip clubs you can not touch them. If you get a lap dance you must put your arms behind your back. Also, no hard liquor in strip clubs.
So I have been told

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (mpXpK)

111 I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island
let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be
full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (+Dllb)



Ok, glad that I never went to Rhode Island.



and by 'I' I mean my friend.



and by 'friend' I mean my penis.






Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM

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I knew a woman when we lived in Connecticut who was proud that she let her 16 year old daughter strip in RI and bragged about the $$$$ she brought home.


she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (+Dllb)

112 Eh, it's one of those laws that exist to let the authorities shut down a joint that didn't fork over their take outlived the community's tolerance.

Also, it's f***in' Ohio.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (AM1GF)

113 That's why there's so much gray area in strip club laws and house rules.

And why, despite knowing the VIP rooms are basically prostitution, they rarely are raided. Every so often one in town here gets busted for having an underaged "dancer" in them but its so regular that one gets the impression its pretty much just the norm.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (39g3+)

114 I'd buy that for a dollar.

Posted by: Bixby Snyder at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (JkygK)

115 Rhode Island, eh?

Posted by: Client Number 9 at July 12, 2018 05:09 PM (ATVNj)

116 76 My disinterest in Stormy is so complete I've never watched her on PornHub.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 12, 2018 05:04 PM (y7DUB)



Seriously, and I had heard of her long before the Trump stuff came up. But I never really felt like doing a search for her name.


Now I'm not saying I can guarantee to never seeing her "work" but I wasn't seeking her out specifically .

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (lKs2v)

117 90 Isn't this um, likely a law in other states as well? "Don't touch the naked lady on stage."
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (lKs2v)

In general, yeah. In my friend's younger days, Indiana was not full nude, but no touching. Kentucky was full nude, except where alcohol was served had to be only topless.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (ycWCI)

118 And we don't sell our delicious coffee milk ice cream to outsiders.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (/tuJf)
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😖

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (JJZzu)

119 >>It's like me shopping for a new Corvette. I damned sure ain't taking one home with me, so what's the point of even looking?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (HaL55)


And on the way home you end up throwing a rod on your Vega.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (rXie1)

120 It's like me shopping for a new Corvette. I damned sure ain't taking one home with me, so what's the point of even looking?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


In my misspent youth, I would go with friends and be the designated driver.

Definition. Of. Futility.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (AM1GF)

121 I found those places irredeemably sad. I'm sensitive that way.

Doesn't surprise me. I've never been to one, on the theory that even if it weren't immoral, why would I want to have cute naked girls around I couldn't (and wouldn't) touch or take home?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (39g3+)

122 "I knew a woman when we lived in Connecticut who was proud that she let her 16 year old daughter strip in RI and bragged about the $$$$ she brought home.

she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman"


Do you have her number?

Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (OD2ni)

123 Strzok is such effing slime, just watching him makes me want to take a shower.

A long, hot shower.


Then to the range to practice for the future, if what I witnessed today is the future.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (UsCnO)

124 Stormy was just adhering to the old adage that the customer is always horny......er......right.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (Fs5vw)

125 I knew a woman when we lived in Connecticut who was proud that she let her 16 year old daughter strip in RI and bragged about the $$$$ she brought home.


she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (+Dllb)
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Oh my goodness. That's horrendous. That poor girl.

Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (JJZzu)

126 85 I consider strip clubs to be the compromise that government makes with citizens for outlawing prostitution. That's why there's so much gray area in strip club laws and house rules."

Honestly, I would go back to the way things were run in this country in the 19th century. Allow it all with local regulation, and allow municipalities to ban it if they want. Otherwise, whatever. It all goes on anyways, laws against it have never stopped it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (k1TUh)

127 Kentucky was full nude, except where alcohol was served had to be only topless.

That's like saying you can drive without a license, unless your car has a motor.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (T6t7i)

128 104 They're not strip clubs.

They are Economic Enhancements Centers of Excellence for Single Mothers and At-Risk Teenagers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (ATVNj)



Don't forget the college girls going to nursing school.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (lKs2v)

129 I'm waiting for the classy take!

Posted by: nip at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (ECLaL)

130 Scrubs - Elliot the whore

https://youtu.be/-IiztuvTAD0

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (K3B2k)

131 That's like saying you can drive without a license, unless your car has a motor.

Posted by: pep


Mr. Flintstone, to the courtesy phone...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (AM1GF)

132 Seriously, and I had heard of her long before the Trump stuff came up.

That's why it was always wierd to me she was described as a "star." Star is like Ginger Lee or the hedgehog. Someone people who are not porn connoisseurs have heard of and know about. There's one more recently, really pretty brunette, but I cannot remember her name so maybe not as big a star?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (39g3+)

133

she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.


Just like high school. "It's OK, Mom, you can drop me off here."

"But honey, you're two blocks away."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (HaL55)

134 Doesn't surprise me. I've never been to one, on the theory that even if
it weren't immoral, why would I want to have cute naked girls around I
couldn't (and wouldn't) touch or take home?


Don't you have any friends that got married? Hey, everybody, Christopher Taylor has no friends! Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (T6t7i)

135 "Strzok is such effing slime, just watching him makes me want to take a shower."


He has the same smug smirk that John Koskinen used to display during testimony.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (OD2ni)

136 OK, you guys know way too much about strip club rules. I haven't been to one since my bachelor party. lol


Posted by: Marcus T at July 12, 2018 05:01 PM (VpIIl)


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I went to one in Nashville once and it depressed me so badly I never wanted to go back. Yes boobies and what not, but also cut marks on beautiful girls you knew had daddy issues and hollow, lonely shells in the audience that would probably continue the daddy issue cycle with their own daughters. Human condition and all that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Anchor bar in Galveston, 45 yr old with appendectomy scar.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Y5LDn)

137 he forgot the #basta! this time

Posted by: concrete girl at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (BVthB)

138 Stormy is so old that she got in a catfight over tips with Helen Of Troy.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (BP28D)

139 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?"

Because if I didn't pay, I'm not a customer!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (CDGwz)

140 Allow it all with local regulation, and allow municipalities to ban it if they want. Otherwise, whatever. It all goes on anyways, laws against it have never stopped it.

Yeah, as awful as prostitution is, at least then they've have some semblance of legal and medical protection (as in Nevada). I would fight against it in my community, but it should be up to the people in an area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (39g3+)

141 On a serious note, the real story here is unequal application of an unenforced law due to political loyalties. Doesn't matter if it's Stormy Daniels or Dinesh D'Souza.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (vVSvq)

142 131
Mr. Flintstone, to the courtesy phone...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 12, 2018 05:12 PM (AM1GF)


Phone? Hollow horn from the look of it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (VM6ev)

143 Ace: "Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?"

Forget it, Ace. It's Chulotown.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (6eEQ+)

144 I knew a woman when we lived in Connecticut who was
proud that she let her 16 year old daughter strip in RI and bragged
about the $$$$ she brought home.





she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (+Dllb)

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Oh my goodness. That's horrendous. That poor girl.






Posted by: bluebell at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM

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That was 15 years ago, and yes she is messed up in the head as you would imagine she would be.


I am surprised that she did not get pregnant while she was stripping. Pretty sure her mom made her take BC during that time.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (+Dllb)

145 The Ohio DA wanted no part of the Stormy Shit Show.

He went out of his way to make sure Stormy was released before the reporters got out of their morning hotels.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (UsCnO)

146 I went to strip clubs a couple of times in my youth. Hated them. Those chicks are cynical grifters.

Also, I never understood why guys would suggest going to a titty bar with friends. "Hey, we should all go to a public venue and have erections together." Why?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (1pZw2)

147 Yes boobies and what not, but also cut marks on beautiful girls you knew had daddy issues

I was admiring a cosplay girl, Japanese cutie, until in one quick cut away I saw the many, many needle tracks on one arm. It was... horrific. She turned from cutie to awful prisoner to the Yakuza in like a tenth of a second.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)

148 O/T


Can we talk about not fake news, but "WTF is the newsroom thinking" and "Proofread...we don't need no stinking Proofreading" news.

https://cbsloc.al/2NLnB5N


This is todays news on BS Baltimore.

Can you spot a problem...
or two?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (wldC6)

149

I'm Christopher Talyor's friend.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ae4pN)

150 Ahem.

"THE Ohio DA wanted no part of the Stormy Shit Show. "

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (YPqbH)

151

Taylor's, rather.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (ae4pN)

152 148
Can you spot a problem...
or two?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (wldC6)


It's 2018. Do you know what President it is???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (VM6ev)

153
I am surprised that she did not get pregnant while she was stripping. Pretty sure her mom made her take BC during that time.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (+Dllb)

So glad the mother cared so very much for her daughter.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (UsCnO)

154 >> Someone in the other thread is disputing your claim that no one has been charged.

That was the Franklin County sheriff's office, which said they had no record of this law ever being cited:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9d2cxpm

But the Toledo police dept did say they have used it.

So "rarely cited" is how they word it now.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (8O3HH)

155 "Hey, we should all go to a public venue and have erections together." Why?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (1pZw2)

splutter...spray...choke...gasp

Posted by: BignJames at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (0+nbW)

156 Strzok is such effing slime, just watching him makes me want to take a shower.

A long, hot shower.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:10 PM (UsCnO)
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I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

157 Ace never heard of out of town whores?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 05:17 PM (hixLE)

158 Anchor bar in Galveston, 45 yr old with appendectomy scar.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (Y5LDn)


Ha! I think I also saw her at a place on Baltimore street.

Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (sXefu)

159 Those chicks are cynical grifters./i]

Hard to imagine why a girl in their place might become bitter and cynical.

Most of them are addicted to a lot of drugs, too. And, from what I understand, despite the (very) large sums of cash they earn every day, never have anything to show for it.

Jewel Shepherd's story of her life is... very awful and sad. Left home in her mid teens because dad was molesting her, got picked up by a trucker on her way to Hollywood, he used her, then dumped her off at a strip club. She had no where to go and no money so she started dancing. Finally got into movies, but despite being really (clearly) smart and funny, only got lousy B-movie tittie roles. Coke head. Totally used her whole life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (39g3+)

160
Isn't Columbus a Liberal bastion? That's what somebody from Ohio said. So why the heck would they prosecute? Also, why in the first place would they sting her, if that's what they did.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (rXie1)

161 Only toothless cousin-humping rednecks go to strip clubs.

Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (Fs5vw)

162

Billy Joel sang a song called "Uptown Whore."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (ae4pN)

163 village idiot apprentice: the article is copyrighted 2016

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (BP28D)

164
Like a bar of soap in a sock.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 12, 2018 05:06 PM (7UW64)

Is that like soap on a rope?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (UsCnO)

165 seems they accidentally released an old press release

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:19 PM (BP28D)

166 I'm Christopher Talyor's friend.

I'd like to hope so

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:19 PM (39g3+)

167 Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:13 PM (OD2ni)


I think you are a very nice person (you are, right?) I was just giving you the business earlier.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (hQDvN)

168 "Hey, we should all go to a public venue and have erections together." Why?

To relive Scout camp?

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (T6t7i)

169 Jewell tells a story where while she was working at the club this super rich guy showed up, throwing money around every time, and all the girls basically went into direct competition to be that guy's mistress. He finally picked a young cutie blonde and took her away. What an awful way to live.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (39g3+)

170 Only toothless cousin-humping rednecks go to strip clubs.
Posted by: Soona at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (Fs5vw)
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The kinds you can smell at Walmart.

Posted by: Peter Strokez at July 12, 2018 05:20 PM (vDqXW)

171 Can you spot a problem...
or two?


Looking at the copyright, I'd say they printed an old press release.

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (oL+i4)

172 https://cbsloc.al/2NLnB5N

This is todays news on BS Baltimore.

Can you spot a problem...
or two?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


They waited two years to report it?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (AM1GF)

173 I wouldn't go to far on Texas because Rhode Island
let's 16 year old girls strip with parents permission and they can be
full nude and give touchy feely lap dances with no restrictions.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:03 PM (+Dllb)



Ok, glad that I never went to Rhode Island.



and by 'I' I mean my friend.



and by 'friend' I mean my penis.






Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:05 PM

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I knew a woman when we lived in Connecticut who was proud that she let her 16 year old daughter strip in RI and bragged about the $$$$ she brought home.


she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (+Dllb)

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If you take a picture of her in her working uniform, isn't that Child Porn? As in Felony Pound You in the Ass Prison time?

How can they reconcile the two?

Posted by: anon at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (4dz1m)

174

Is giving someone "the business" same as giving someone "the needle?"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (ae4pN)

175 He finally picked a young cutie blonde and took her away. What an awful way to live."

The story of Anna Nicole.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (k1TUh)

176 He finally picked a young cutie blonde and took her away. What an awful way to live.

Hey, ya gotta do something with all that money!

Posted by: t-bird at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (oL+i4)

177 Jewell tells a story where while she was working at the club this super
rich guy showed up, throwing money around every time, and all the girls
basically went into direct competition to be that guy's mistress.

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Unpossible. That's completely out of place with everything I know about friendships, dating, and marriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (YPqbH)

178 If you take a picture of her in her working uniform, isn't that Child Porn?

Again, the weirdness of sex laws. Nationally, 16 is the age of consent. Then local areas may have their own laws. Seems awfully young to me, judging by my cousin's daughters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (39g3+)

179
How can they reconcile the two?



Posted by: anon

Same way they reconcile prostitution being illegal, while paid performers in a skin flick are legal.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

180 One redeeming quality I have found in strippers is they don't mince words and don't get easily offended.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (N4pek)

181 Though I have been to one or five (nicest one I was ever in was in Houston, Texas), I am not a fan of strip clubs for the same reason (though greatly amplified) I do not like Casinos. I am not talking Vegas main strip- I am talking river boat at 3am during the week.

There is a certain desperation combined with boredom that is an instant downer for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (ycWCI)

182 If you take a picture of her in her working uniform, isn't that Child Porn? As in Felony Pound You in the Ass Prison time?



How can they reconcile the two?
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They put a sign saying 'No Photography' next to the big dude by the entrance.

Posted by: Methos at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (XQvuQ)

183 Police said Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, smacked the faces of two female officers and one male officer with her bare breasts.

++++

http://www.wrdw.com/content/news/Lawyer-Stormy-
Daniels-arrested-at-Ohio-strip-club-487999521.html

Assault with a deadly weapon! Two of them, even.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (KDpai)

184 I guess that's technically two.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (N4pek)

185 Can we talk about not fake news, but "WTF is the newsroom thinking" and "Proofread...we don't need no stinking Proofreading" news.

https://cbsloc.al/2NLnB5N


This is todays news on BS Baltimore.

Can you spot a problem...
or two?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2018 05:15 PM (wldC6)

Nancy Pelosi must be moonlighting as a proofreader for CBS Baltimore.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (BQBIT)

186

I'll bet the prostitute has her own "cam" channel.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:23 PM (ae4pN)

187 she drove her to the strip club every Friday and Saturday night.
=====

As Sally Yates would say, it is an act of love for a better life in the future.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (MIKMs)

188

It'd be hilarious if someone set up a "NeverTrumper" cam.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (ae4pN)

189 You could clearly see Stzok hand shaking as he was holding the phone trying to show the committee that he would love to answer the question but the FBI has ordered me not to talk.


I hate this stupid motherfucker but I hate Jeff Sessions even more.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (UfMVm)

190 >>How can they reconcile the two?

They couldn't. Seriously, it was a loophole in a poorly written law and was only discovered when an underage runaway was found working in a club. The law was changed almost immediately after that incident.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (/tuJf)

191 There is a certain desperation combined with boredom that is an instant downer for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (ycWCI)


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I've been on a riverboat casino once during a weekday afternoon and it was charming in a way I've never seen since. Little old ladies with plastic cups full of quarters and all the free Dr. Pepper you could drink.

It was great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (YPqbH)

192 There is a certain desperation combined with boredom that is an instant downer for me.

I went to Vegas with some buddies, at the end of a long road trip. Partly because I was so tired and partly because of the thick atmosphere of misery and desperation on every casino floor, I just stayed in my room most of the time.

It was really awful, every single casino has the same floor, down to the ugly carpet and cigarette girls who look like they wish you'd shoot them in the head. Nobody looks like they are having fun. Its not like the movies, let's say.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:24 PM (39g3+)

193 I agree with all of you. It's not fun being adored by slobbering drunks anymore. I think I'll go to school and become a rehab counselor.

Posted by: Stormy D at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (Fs5vw)

194
Imagine what an Ace Cam would be like.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (ae4pN)

195 Scotch and soda in a can?

I don't think so.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (jqZ8a)

196 180
One redeeming quality I have found in strippers is they don't mince words and don't get easily offended.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

I managed it. I was at a strip club for a Bachelor's Party, and there was a rail around the stage if you wanted to get extra close. My buddy wanted to, so I went up there with him. The crack whore on the stage was literally spread eagle a foot from my face. I was talking to my buddy and paying her no attention (i.e. not paying her) and she lit into me. "Are you gay"?

Nah, just disease-free.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

197
"Hey, we should all go to a public venue and have erections together."

I went to strip clubs occasionally in my youth with a friend. Never sported more then a very minor wood. It was nice to see well equipped young women, but they weren't kidding me that there was anything other than physical attraction in the equation.

After all, they were in a strip club, not teaching a college course in particle science.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (LOgQ4)

198 Imagine what an Ace Cam would be like.

its a non-stop no-pants dance off!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (39g3+)

199 It was really awful, every single casino has the same floor, down to the ugly carpet and cigarette girls who look like they wish you'd shoot them in the head. Nobody looks like they are having fun. Its not like the movies, let's say."

It makes you wonder if anyone would finally get so depressed they would just go up to the top of a hotel and start shooting people.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (k1TUh)

200 "I think you are a very nice person (you are, right?) I was just giving you the business earlier.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel"


Is this about the Stormy Daniels post a couple of threads ago? No worries. I stood in the corner for five minutes.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (OD2ni)

201 Theory: this is theater, just to help Stormy with her own publicity and to keep her in the public eye to remind us of the supposed fling with Trump.

A never-enforced law is suddenly enforced and her charges end up being dismissed.

Yeah, right.

Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (4HMW8)

202 I am surprised that she did not get pregnant while she was stripping. Pretty sure her mom made her take BC during that time.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (+Dllb)

So glad the mother cared so very much for her daughter.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:16 PM (UsCnO)
____________________________

My Daughter calls me Madam!

Or when we're in a good mood, Pimp-Momma!

Posted by: Interstate Transportation of Young Family Members at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (4dz1m)

203 You find sad at the slot machines. Fun is at the tables.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (N4pek)

204 Pertaining to nothing ... I hope to never drive in the city of Houston ever again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hKmCD)

205 Should we really have any laws. We are far more criminal than we used to be so, do laws make sense?

Posted by: Katy Tur at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (pw+jk)

206 1. Stormy Daniels get released from political prison.
2 ????
3. Hillary installed as POTUS

Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (pw+jk)

207 I want to share a little-known fact with you, dear friends. It cost a lot of money to have a 'good' time in a strip joint. Or so I've heard.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2018 05:28 PM (zLDYs)

208 Isn't Columbus a Liberal bastion? That's what somebody from Ohio said. So why the heck would they prosecute? Also, why in the first place would they sting her, if that's what they did.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 12, 2018 05:18 PM (rXie1)


Columbus is difficult to pigeonhole. Yes, being the home of state gubbiment and a large university make it lib. However, in the past the city grew by annexing the adjoining burbs, many of which wanted no fucking part of their shitshow. So it's about 60/40 or maybe slightly worse.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (y7DUB)

209 128
104 They're not strip clubs.



They are Economic Enhancements Centers of Excellence for Single Mothers and At-Risk Teenagers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 12, 2018 05:08 PM (ATVNj)





Don't forget the college girls going to nursing school.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:11 PM (lKs2v)

There is a strip club that opened a couple of years ago just a block south of Safeco Field in Seattle, where the Mariners play. There is a big, new color LED billboard that is announcing that Wednesday is Amateur Night, your baseball ticket stub is good for free admission after the game, and pics of the gals, stuff like that.

Yesterday, they had pictures of good looking young women in graduation caps and gowns, typical stock shots they probably purchased for $50.

The LED flashed stuff like "school over and looking for a career?" "start your career HERE!" and a couple of other similar ones.

I almost drove into a parked car.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (UsCnO)

210 You find sad at the slot machines. Fun is at the tables.

They were hiding it really well every casino I saw.

It was such a contrast. The hotel part and entry of them is amazing, like a theme park mixed with a super gaudy luxury resort. But then you step down into the gaming floor and its like they were just cloned. Down to the same people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

211 You get used to Houston traffic. After a couple of months the Thunderdome vibe subsides and you go about your business.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (1pZw2)

212 She rubbed her mud flaps on them?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (HgMAr)

213 194
Imagine what an Ace Cam would be like.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (ae4pN)

M1) Where did Ace go?

M2) I dunno, he was on earlier. I went to get some pizza rolls out of the oven and he was gone.

M3) What's that over by the shelves?

M1) Oh shit, the shelves fell on him. I'll dial 911.

M2) His feet are moving, he should be all right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (ycWCI)

214 203
You find sad at the slot machines. Fun is at the tables.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


I think the miasma is pretty evenly distributed.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM (T6t7i)

215 Give him a break. With Trump coming down hard on immigration, Paolo is asking for more money. And the trust fund is only so deep.

Posted by: George LeS at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (59GGI)

216 I hope to never drive in the city of Houston ever again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hKmCD)


---

Houston, Oklahoma City, Atlanta, Charlotte, and, strangely, Winston-Salem, NC are all full of horrors.

Oh, and Columbia, SC. They've got a new South Carolina way of driving where you'll all be going 90mph and you're in the passing lane because you're passing someone going 88mph, and a person riding your bumper will pass you on the right to barely tuck back ahead of you before they hit the person going 88mph in order to gain one (1) car length. In bumper to bumper work traffic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (YPqbH)

217

What was the animal cam where they slept all the time?

The owls?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (ae4pN)

218 Nah, just disease-free.
Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

Heh, but I meant not offended by bawdy talk. Not calling them a disease bank.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (N4pek)

219 "I think you are a very nice person (you are, right?) I was just giving you the business earlier.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel"


Is this about the Stormy Daniels post a couple of threads ago? No worries. I stood in the corner for five minutes.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (OD2ni)


Yes. In my head I was being hilarious. I was half serious and half kidding. But when I reread it I was like...that does not sound funny...at all. I say it to my guy friends IRL, but that's different. So yea, then I felt like crap.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (hQDvN)

220 143
Ace: "Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching
paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club
occasionally?"



Forget it, Ace. It's Chulotown.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 05:14 PM (6eEQ+)

****

That's a thread winner!

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (Fb9aZ)

221 Pertaining to nothing ... I hope to never drive in the city of Houston ever again.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hKmCD)

-----------

I used to travel a lot for work. There came to be a list of cities I would never rent cars and drive in. Houston was on that list. Cabs all the way (pre Uber/Lyft).

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (oivx6)

222 204 Pertaining to nothing ... I hope to never drive in the city of Houston ever again.
Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hKmCD)

Hmmm, for me, worst city is Seattle. El Paso is the most exciting.

LA was kind of boring.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (ycWCI)

223 They also need to add a latte exception to that law, where anyone darker than a latte gets off as well.

Posted by: The Rick Wilson at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (bJ1Sx)

224 Come over to Gram-gram and get a lap dance!

Posted by: Life With Stormy at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (Itc1k)

225 217




What was the animal cam where they slept all the time?



The owls?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (ae4pN)

***
Lobster-cam was pretty boring as I recall. All I kept thinking was "when do I get to eat the lobster?"

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (Fb9aZ)

226 195
Scotch and soda in a can?

I don't think so.


Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM (jqZ8a)


Tall boys? Count me in.

Posted by: Hills at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (sXefu)

227 I'm about to drive around Houston in about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (N4pek)

228 I wonder if male strip clubs are the same way, they're always portrayed as this fantastic joyful party in movies. Wheee fun!!!! Handsome men dancing around! Everyone happy!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (39g3+)

229 I almost drove into a parked car.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM



I was wondering where we might do a good Pacific NW MeMo.
Is this on 1st Ave?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (0tfLf)

230 224
Come over to Gram-gram and get a lap dance!

Posted by: Life With Stormy


Jeez, and I was just about to eat dinner.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

231 James Woods @RealJamesWoods


#PeterStrzok "loves the FBI," his wife, AND his mistress. And he f*cked them all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (fceHP)

232 https://cbsloc.al/2NLnB5N

This is todays news on BS Baltimore.

Can you spot a problem...
or two?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

They waited two years to report it?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 12, 2018 05:21 PM (AM1GF)

After seeing the way Baltimore screwed up their city?

This is Democrat Governance at its peak!

Posted by: rd at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (4dz1m)

233 "Yes. In my head I was being hilarious. I was half serious and half kidding. But when I reread it I was like...that does not sound funny...at all. I say it to my guy friends IRL, but that's different. So yea, then I felt like crap.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel "


No need to feel like crap. I took it as busting chops and laughed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)

234 179

How can they reconcile the two?






Posted by: anon
Same way they reconcile prostitution being illegal, while paid performers in a skin flick are legal.


Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:22 PM (T6t7i)

Legal question for the Horde:
If you are screwing a whore and you pull out your camera to video it, are you now a porn star instead of a john? Therefore it becomes legal? Or do you need to have an agent or something?


asking for a friend.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (UsCnO)

235 195 Scotch and soda in a can?

I don't think so.


Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 05:26 PM



Got to keep Prince Albert happy.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (0tfLf)

236 What was the animal cam where they slept all the time?


---

One of my favorite memories was watching a nature documentary back in the 80s on sloths. One was filmed just after realizing an eagle was approaching. The eagle was a tiny speck in the sky and so far away that the camera couldn't pick it up yet. The sloth began slooooowly drawing an arm back to strike and defend itself when the eagle snatched it up and carried it away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (YPqbH)

237
I'm about to drive around Houston in about 20 minutes.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:32 PM (N4pek)


Wow, that's way smaller than I thought.

Posted by: Joey Biden at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (sXefu)

238 "I wonder if male strip clubs are the same way, they're always portrayed as this fantastic joyful party in movies. Wheee fun!!!! Handsome men dancing around! Everyone happy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"


Is that the foot long?

And then some.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (OD2ni)

239 San Francisco has the worst driving I've ever seen, by a large margin. I guess Seattle is lousy to drive in, but San Fran people parked in the middle of the street, driving the wrong way up roads, ignoring signs and lane markings. Its like a festival of retards who carjacked a bunch of rental cars and care nothing for what happens to them.

LA driving was terrifying: everyone driving 110 miles an hour 3 inches apart. One person sneezes and its a 37 car pileup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)

240 Yes. In my head I was being hilarious. I was half serious and half kidding. But when I reread it I was like...that does not sound funny...at all. I say it to my guy friends IRL, but that's different. So yea, then I felt like crap.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:30 PM (hQDvN)

*Psst* Next time tell him you were just joshing around and you are even steven now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (ycWCI)

241 183 Police said Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, smacked the faces of two female officers and one male officer with her bare breasts.
___________

Rubbing boobs on the patron's face or boob-smacking their face are common tactics the stage dancer uses to entice the patron to buy a lap dance. I'm sure all the dancers in the club did it, but the cops were their to target her.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (tgRox)

242 This news place: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ueqy7s
... said that it was all part of an ongoing human trafficking investigation.

Also arrested, one Miranda Panda.

Posted by: bananadream at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (YR7aL)

243
James Woods @RealJamesWoods


#PeterStrzok "loves the FBI," his wife, AND his mistress. And he f*cked them all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (

_________________

What about Me! He did it all for ME!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (4dz1m)

244
The sloth began slooooowly drawing an arm back to strike and defend itself when the eagle snatched it up and carried it away.


Awwwwww.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (ae4pN)

245 Whorey whores who whore gonna whore.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (r9UYA)

246

I managed it. I was at a strip club for a Bachelor's Party, and there was a rail around the stage if you wanted to get extra close.

I had a drummer once who always sat us down in Pervert Row. One extremely talented and acrobatic young lady saw us, backed up against the pole and started tumbling head over high-heels in my direction until he finally spread out her legs and stopped with her lady part just a few inches from my face.


I nearly proposed on the spot, but thought better of it. Again, Corvette shopping...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (HaL55)

247 LA driving was terrifying: everyone driving 110 miles an hour 3 inches apart. One person sneezes and its a 37 car pileup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Heh yeah. I am very guilty of driving too fast and getting too close.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

248 Its like a festival of retards

Isn't this really most of life? Certainly the Obama years.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (T6t7i)

249

So Stormy just got a big warning. I wonder what she'll do with it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (fceHP)

250 This topic does bring up the old Libertarian issue, On what basis does the state regulate actions between 2 consenting adults? We've already reached the point where pretty much everything is allowed as long as neither one is under coercion and it's just because they want to; so what's the difference, morally, if one party chooses to compensate the other?

And it's not an idle or philosophical question, Justice Scalia made reference to this in his dissent to the Lawrence Case, I believe. (outlawing a Texas law against homosexual behavior) Once you accept that the State has no right to limit some sexual behavior, how do you argue that the State has the right to limit any sexual behavior?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (k1TUh)

251 You will never see a dem speak of a fellow dem the way podhertz and Kristol talk about republicans. It is time for the GOP to excommunicate these assholes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (qvpn1)

252 The monkey parade is back on

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (pHfeF)

253 If letting men insert their penis into your mouth and/or vagina for money on camera isn't the definition of feminism then I guess I just don't know the definition of feminism.

Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (F4P7m)

254 No need to feel like crap. I took it as busting chops and laughed.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (OD2ni)


Okay, good. That's what my guy friends do too...laugh. I feel much better. ^.^

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (hQDvN)

255 I wonder if male strip clubs are the same way, they're always portrayed as this fantastic joyful party in movies. Wheee fun!!!! Handsome men dancing around! Everyone happy!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (39g3+)

-----

Years and years ago, I took a girlfriend to a strip club, because she was curious about it. I'm not - I know them and hate them, but whatever.

Hilarity ensued.

They had a guy's section, and I asked her if she wanted me to buy her lapdance, which she did.

So I go over there, find one of these dudes, pay him up and bring him over to her.

Once we got there, BOOM - it was a HS friend of hers and the embarrassment on both of them was abso-bloody-lutely priceless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (AzW6q)

256 247 LA driving was terrifying: everyone driving 110 miles an hour 3 inches apart. One person sneezes and its a 37 car pileup.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Heh yeah. I am very guilty of driving too fast and getting too close.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM


Seattle driving is bad just because there are too many cars. Its just traffic 24/7.
LA is indeed scary. But the worst are the motorcycles driving up between the lanes. I hate that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (0tfLf)

257 222
204 Pertaining to nothing ... I hope to never drive in the city of Houston ever again.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 12, 2018 05:27 PM (hKmCD)



Hmmm, for me, worst city is Seattle. El Paso is the most exciting.



LA was kind of boring.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (ycWCI)
****
Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the horror of driving in Rome. I will never drive there again unless I am driving a Technical with a M2 Browning 50cal. manned by a member of Seal Team 6 in the back. Then, maybe, just maybe.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (Fb9aZ)

258 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM (k1TUh)

I think the argument is that prostitution negatively effects society more than just the John and the prostitute.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (N4pek)

259 I seem to recall a General Petraeus, who served his country for his entire career, suddenly called "General Betrayus".

Libs, they're flexible on that honor-thing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (vDqXW)

260 Once we got there, BOOM - it was a HS friend of hers and the embarrassment on both of them was abso-bloody-lutely priceless.

OMG, I had such a crush on you in Mrs. Miller's algebra class. BTW, here's my wang.

Posted by: pep at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (T6t7i)

261 >>>So she committed the lewd contacts for money, but she got off

phrasing

Posted by: m at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (CwOPz)

262 FWIW, when I was in high school, I learned to drive on the freeways of Houston.


After that, I could drive anywhere, no problem....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (uDcBt)

263 >> Someone in the other thread is disputing your claim that no one has been charged.

The Columbus Dispatch article that was cited is behind a paywall, but I was able to read it through Google cache.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybmpefuu

The Franklin County Sheriff's office says they have never charged anyone or received any complaints about violations.

The Ohio Higway Patrol has used it some, but it was included in a mixture of charges under other statutes.

The Toledo police dept said it has used it some.

This article was from back in Sept of 2017, and quotes one of the proponents of the law expressing disappointment that it wasn't enforced much.

That

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (8O3HH)

264 Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the
horror of driving in Rome. I will never drive there again unless I am
driving a Technical with a M2 Browning 50cal. manned by a member of Seal
Team 6 in the back. Then, maybe, just maybe.


Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (Fb9aZ)
Asian countries are a nightmare too, specifically Kuala Lumpur, Bangkok and Manila.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

265

Legal question for the Horde:
If you are screwing a whore and you pull out your camera to video it, are you now a porn star instead of a john? Therefore it becomes legal? Or do you need to have an agent or something?


asking for a friend.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 12, 2018 05:34 PM (UsCnO)

I think your hash answered your question.

Us peasants can no do that. You have to be an artiste to do that.

Posted by: IANAL at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (4dz1m)

266 LA was kind of boring.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:31 PM (ycWCI)
****
Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the horror of driving in Rome. I will never drive there again unless I am driving a Technical with a M2 Browning 50cal. manned by a member of Seal Team 6 in the back. Then, maybe, just maybe.
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (Fb9aZ)

The key to driving in Italy seems to be.... eye contact...

ie, if I see you look at me, then I have the right of way, and you need to get out of my way.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (NgKpN)

267 Seattle driving is bad just because there are too many cars. Its just traffic 24/7.
LA is indeed scary. But the worst are the motorcycles driving up between the lanes. I hate that.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:38 PM (0tfLf)

----------

Atlanta is the same, including the motorcycle riders. They are begging Karma to show Darwin' to be correct, yet again.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (oivx6)

268 I hope you all are paying attention to the testimony today of one the coup plotters.

He has admitted that he still has his security clearance AND that he is under NO other investigation.

Which means that the Sessions has been lying about stripping Strozek of his clearance.....AND more importantly that Huber has NOT impaneled a grand jury to investigate this corruption against Pres Trump.


Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (qRq6C)

269 Anyone else think this might have just been a publicity stunt?

Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (4HMW8)

270 269
Anyone else think this might have just been a publicity stunt?

Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (4HMW
Raises hand.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (a0IVu)

271 Isn't this really most of life?

Yeah, now that you mention it.

And it's not an idle or philosophical question, Justice Scalia made reference to this in his dissent to the Lawrence Case, I believe. (outlawing a Texas law against homosexual behavior) Once you accept that the State has no right to limit some sexual behavior, how do you argue that the State has the right to limit any sexual behavior?

I agree, and Scalia was the only person in the court apparently who was considering the long-term significance of their decision in terms of precedent. The legal protections which anyone enjoys are based on a very precarious system of precedents and judicial whim since its been wholly detached from any moral or ethical basis.

The only reason bestiality is illegal, for instance, is that the law says so, not out of any moral basis or concerns. Germany has no such law, literally. Its not illegal there. In some places the law is so sketchy or limited they have to bust people for "abusing animals."

So its illegal to hurt spot but not rape her. Because the law is based on just whatever a lawyer wrote down, rather than absolute, objective moral foundations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (39g3+)

272 229
I almost drove into a parked car.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:29 PM





I was wondering where we might do a good Pacific NW MeMo.

Is this on 1st Ave?



Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2018 05:33 PM (0tfLf)


Hahaha. Yes it is. After dark, the damned sign lights up the entire block. But if we are going to do a MoMe NW there, I have to go buy a facemask first, and I may be a bit late because I will be parking many blocks away and walking.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (UsCnO)

273 oh what
the hearing is going to continue

yawn

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (fceHP)

274 253 If letting men insert their penis into your mouth and/or vagina for money on camera isn't the definition of feminism then I guess I just don't know the definition of feminism.
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at July 12, 2018 05:37 PM (F4P7m)

And for the Men's movement...


MGTOW... Men Getting their Own Whore?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

275 He has admitted that he still has his security clearance AND that he is under NO other investigation.


---

Listen, the guy has a wife, okay? It would be cruel to separate him from his family.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (YPqbH)

276 @231

There is zero evidence that they were lovers.


The lovers cover story was devised so that they couldn't be construed as forming a conspiracy and they could claim there back and forth was pillow talk.


This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (UfMVm)

277 Hoary whores whoring whorelike

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (hixLE)

278 Michael Avenatti performs his legal services pro boner.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (/qEW2)

279 Once we got there, BOOM - it was a HS friend of hers and the embarrassment on both of them was abso-bloody-lutely priceless.

Bet that cured her curiosity.

And yeah Los Angeles is boring as hell. For being entertainment capitol its one of the most bland and indistinct cities on earth. Even their skyline sucks. The famous streets like the one with the stars and Mann's theater? Dull as paint drying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (39g3+)

280 >>267
Seattle driving is bad just because there are too many cars. Its just traffic 24/7.

LA is indeed scary. But the worst are the motorcycles driving up between the lanes. I hate that.

Posted by: Diogenes
I must admit that I lane split once in an I-5 traffic jam Taco-Ma to Seattle for about 20 miles.
I was very careful though.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)

281 Anyone else think this might have just been a publicity stunt?
Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (4HMW

----------------

No question about it. She been squeezed o6t of the news in the last couple of weeks. She needed to get back into the headlines. A whore on many levels.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:45 PM (oivx6)

282 Ah ha! They are two different people!

I just had a blog mystery solved for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (ycWCI)

283 What is going on w/ the hearing - all done?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (a0IVu)

284 Raises hand.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:42 PM (a0IVu)


Thanks. I like to test my perceptions.

Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (4HMW8)

285 I must admit that I lane split once in an I-5 traffic jam Taco-Ma to Seattle for about 20 miles.

Yeah well when the cars are standing still its basically a parking lot. Until someone opens a door into you.

Seattle is big on not putting in more lanes and roads because, well they claim "historic buildings" but they don't really HAVE any. Its mostly just "we wish you'd stop driving, fascist"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (39g3+)

286 Wonder whether Avenatti every "motorboated" his client.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (Sda6L)

287 The important thing here is that Stormy is shown to be a gold digging, dishonest slimeball. No conservative will take her seriously and be turned off of the President because of her. Thank you, Storms.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 05:46 PM (/qEW2)

288 250 This topic does bring up the old Libertarian issue, On what basis does the state regulate actions between 2 consenting adults? We've already reached the point where pretty much everything is allowed as long as neither one is under coercion and it's just because they want to; so what's the difference, morally, if one party chooses to compensate the other?
_________________

It also leads to law enforcement looking the other way one day, then cracking down like gestapo the next. It's a schizophrenic application of the law. Usually the crackdown happens when the customers or prostitutes draw attention to themselves in public. But now that the internet has provided underground marketplaces, it's becoming normalized despite very punitive laws. I think in the next 20 years it will follow the same course as legalized marijuana.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (vVSvq)

289 In traffic lane split all the time....I would much rather be side-swiped than rear ended...bikes don't do rear end collisions well at all.

Posted by: DXO at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (nzKWW)

290 283. No, not yet. Hopefully, Gohmert gets to beat him like a Sri Lankan girlfriend again.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

291 Indeed.

And, I'm so very happy that even local law enforcement is now participating in the get-Trump Deep State parlor games.

It really does go all the way down. The corruption is f'ing bottomless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 05:48 PM (cxS++)

292 I like how so many places are installing roundabouts for drivers with no concept that traffic is supposed to work like a zipper and instead tailgate and race forward to block incoming cars from merging.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (YPqbH)

293 I'd like to punch that SOB Strzok and all those dem left wing cock sucking congress bitches in the face

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (YfkuL)

294 Above comment references this question:


Anyone else think this might have just been a publicity stunt?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (AzW6q)

295 Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the
horror of driving in Rome. I will never drive there again unless I am
driving a Technical with a M2 Browning 50cal. manned by a member of Seal
Team 6 in the back. Then, maybe, just maybe.



I had a boss tell me that once. I think he said people basically drove by looking in their rearview mirror, instead of looking forward. Something like that. It was a long time ago, but it stuck with me.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (hQDvN)

296 264
Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the

horror of driving in Rome. I will never drive there again unless I am

driving a Technical with a M2 Browning 50cal. manned by a member of Seal

Team 6 in the back. Then, maybe, just maybe.




Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:39 PM (Fb9aZ)
Asian countries are a nightmare too, specifically Kuala Lumpur, Bangkok and Manila.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:40 PM (a0IVu)

***
The problem with Asian countries is that everyone tries to go their own way particularity in little tiny scooters, bikes or tiny cars, and everything grinds to a halt pretty quickly (yes, maddening) - and I have driven in Kuala Lumpur, Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong and Bangkok - all insane that way, btw.; although Shanghai and Hong Kong were not too bad. . Italy was insane because everyone drove on all different directions too, but at at top speed, in actual cars, and everything was whizzing like an insane atom-smasher. All of it interspersed, of course, with a million different hand gestures and shrieks of "Va fan culo!" or "Dai Cretino!". No siree. Not going to do it again.

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (Fb9aZ)

297 293. * hands mattock handle and sap gloves *

Welcome to the club.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

298 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

299 >>292
I like how so many places are installing roundabouts for drivers with no
concept that traffic is supposed to work like a zipper and instead
tailgate and race forward to block incoming cars from merging.

But, it's European!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (r9UYA)

300 Michael Avenatti performs his legal services pro boner.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 05:43 PM (/qEW2)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A PUN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 12, 2018 05:50 PM (BQBIT)

301 Has anyone here actually seen Stormy in a pron film or in person?

Asking for a friend's friend.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (iiixZ)

302 They way its written makes it sound like they didnt want to criminalize your interactions with a non-employee, but realized a lot of strippers arent employees, so wrote the regularly attended bit. But, lawmakers being the dregs of society and totally retarded messed it up.

Posted by: gm at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/LIOp)

303
Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the horror of driving in Rome.



Obviously you've never been to Manila

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (10vO4)

304 Her pimp Lawyer no doubt loves the publicity. Theyd almost completely disappeared.

Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (O9JR8)

305 I have definitely heard horror stories of driving in Italy. Paul Hollywood (British celeb) did a show where he went to different car cultures and explored them and the Italy one was hilarious. Just be super aggressive, if you gotta bang into a car, its okay. Don't ever show fear or hold back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)

306 >>Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the
horror of driving in Rome. I will never drive there again unless I am
driving a Technical with a M2 Browning 50cal. manned by a member of Seal
Team 6 in the back. Then, maybe, just maybe.

Take a drive through Cairo and get back to me. They don't have traffic laws, they have traffic suggestions and nobody pays any attention to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/tuJf)

307 There is zero evidence that they were lovers. The lovers cover story was devised so that they couldn't be construed as forming a conspiracy and they could claim there back and forth was pillow talk. This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Man, that Gohmert guy is gonna look pretty stupid...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (tKil8)

308 I'd like to punch that SOB Strzok and all those dem left wing cock sucking congress bitches in the face

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM


My brutha from another mutha.

But really, how do you feel?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (LOgQ4)

309 Teresa: when I figured out how to drive Kirby, I was good.

I still fucking hate Kirby.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (BP28D)

310
242 This news place: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ueqy7s
... said that it was all part of an ongoing human trafficking investigation.

Also arrested, one Miranda Panda.


and thus we find out the actual name of sexual harassment panda

Posted by: Anachronda at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (xGZ+b)

311 8 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)


I'm interested. Does she say why?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (hQDvN)

312 294
Above comment references this question:





Anyone else think this might have just been a publicity stunt?



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (AzW6q)


****
The deuce you say!? I did NOT see that coming!

Posted by: Occam's Shaving Cream at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (Fb9aZ)

313 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)
*********************
Resist, Resist, Resist

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (PvFoN)

314 281 Anyone else think this might have just been a publicity stunt?
Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (4HMW

----------------

No question about it. She been squeezed o6t of the news in the last couple of weeks. She needed to get back into the headlines. A whore on many levels.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 05:45 PM (oivx6



Probably. I've *cough* attended, a club when they've had a feature performer before. And at least when I was their they were really direct about don't touch her, "try and take a picture and we will smash your phone," and the bouncers were all around the stage. Hell they probably told her who the undercovers were so she could try and ensure it happening.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (lKs2v)

315 I'm interested. Does she say why?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (hQDvN)\Women health issues aka abortion

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (a0IVu)

316 I'm the hero of the Democratic Party now.

Posted by: Peter Dindu Nuffin Strzok at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (vDqXW)

317 I did not drive myself, but Japanese traffic was kind of creepy. Plenty of cars. No issues. None. No broken down cars. No fender benders. Road work was limited.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (ycWCI)

318 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)

Considering she has voted against every one of Trump's nominees (and never even crossed party lines) and only won with a 1% plurality in 2012, it sounds like she'll out of work this time next year.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (BQBIT)

319 Driving in Rome depends on what you are driving. A car? Fuggedabout it.

I spent the first half of January on the back of an ex-girlfriend's scooter zipping around Rome. Easy peasy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)

320 268 I hope you all are paying attention to the testimony today of one the coup plotters.

He has admitted that he still has his security clearance AND that he is under NO other investigation.

Which means that the Sessions has been lying about stripping Strozek of his clearance.....AND more importantly that Huber has NOT impaneled a grand jury to investigate this corruption against Pres Trump.


Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 05:41 PM (qRq6C)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS!!!!


X

Posted by: rd at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (4dz1m)

321 @268


Huber is investigating all right.

He's investigating the Taco Bell lunch menu and trying to see if he can sneak out before 5..

..and that's about it.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (UfMVm)

322 Take a drive through Cairo and get back to me.

Heh! Take a trike from the Gate at Shit River to the Barrio on a military payday some Friday evening. Then we'll talk.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 05:54 PM (tKil8)

323 It was like you were watching an instructional video on how the circulatory system works.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (ycWCI)

324 I did not drive myself, but Japanese traffic was
kind of creepy. Plenty of cars. No issues. None. No broken down cars. No
fender benders. Road work was limited.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 12, 2018 05:53 PM (ycWCI)


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That sounds exactly how I would expect it to be.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (YPqbH)

325
I guess we missed something big according to Mollie's twitter feed.

It might be this

"Oh, I think the boom is that Strok pretty much affirmed Glen Simpson (Hillary's Vendor) was the one who fed @FBI the source material for the investigations thru Bruce Ohr. In other words, Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested the #RussiaHoax investigation."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (fceHP)

326 313 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh. '

And she's up for re-election this fall. It's a bold move, Cotton, let's see how it plays out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (k1TUh)

327 Which means that the Sessions has been lying about stripping Strozek of his clearance...

Or he's lying about not having it stripped. Or Sessions ordered it and the Deep State said "Two Weeks."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)

328 backed up against the pole and started tumbling head over high-heels in my direction until he finally spread out her legs and stopped
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 12, 2018 05:36 PM


Me love you long time.

Posted by: Caitlyn at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (t+HS7)

329
Heh! Take a trike from the Gate at Shit River to the Barrio on a military payday some Friday evening. Then we'll talk.


Olongapo?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (10vO4)

330 >>OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.

Like Jeff Sessions is a 'no' on equal justice of the law. Got it.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)

331 12 willowed:
According to The Gospel According to Billy Jeff, it was just sex. All good Democrats know this to be true in their hearts.

It has nothing to do with, what's that word? Integrity?
Besides, everybody does it.
Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (3HNOQ)

Your married and vows and all that shit unless you need to stick your dick in girl, co worker, boy, child, sex slave, tai ladyboy, farm animal, secretary, dead secretary, intern, page, gymnast, or starlet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (JFO2v)

332 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)


I'm interested. Does she say why?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (hQDvN)
----
His name is Brett and he uses credit cards!

Posted by: Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (vDqXW)

333 Let me understand.....you got Stormy, Avenatti and Strozk.

Stormy goes with Avenatti, so who is having sex with the Strozk?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (MeM4j)

334 One thing we can get out of the Strzok Congressional testimony: the dumbass theory that he "turned" and was cooperating with the IG and criminal investigators was just that, a dumbass theory.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (LnOh3)

335 I bet the Japanese can use roundabouts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (YPqbH)

336 Eric Swalwell D CA, is truly a pathetic human being. If you ever meet someone who voted for him, please smack them across the face for me. I will pay you in Scoobie Snacks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)

337 Take a drive through Cairo and get back to me. They
don't have traffic laws, they have traffic suggestions and nobody pays
any attention to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/tuJf)

**
Haven't done the ME in a car yet. So I will defer. I believe PJ O"Rourke wrote a nice piece on it (sighting about taking the time to use common courtesy - such as always turning on your dome light to illuminate the interior of the car when approaching a checkpoint so they saw you were unarmed and didn't open fire on you ).
South America is also like that in many places too. But for real cars doing real dangerous things at fast speed in tight spaces - nothing beats Rome I say. But -again - I could be convinced. Road Trip anyone?

Posted by: Publius Redux at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (Fb9aZ)

338 Do all dem congress assholes suck cock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (YfkuL)

339 I can't watch this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (YfkuL)

340 338. Yes. Ass to mouth and back again.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (fA1SL)

341 Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (10vO4)

I suspect you may have been there....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (tKil8)

342 Take a drive through Cairo and get back to me. They don't have traffic laws, they have traffic suggestions and nobody pays any attention to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/tuJf)

Didn't a doctor remove his own appendix when he was stuck in a Cairo traffic jam?

Posted by: rd at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (4dz1m)

343 RoMe MoMe?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (YPqbH)

344 His name is Brett and he uses credit cards!
Posted by: Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (vDqXW)


Oh, THAT Tammy Baldwin. I had her confused with someone else. I can be really bad with names. Nevermind.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (hQDvN)

345 They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in Europe and nobody can really use them there either. They just pretend to. Every so often some idiot city council tries them out in the USA and then has to spend a ton of money to strip them out again because they're stupid and don't work as well as just lights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

346 Publicity stunt IMO. They've been overshadowed by babies ripped from their mother's bosom and locked in cages and SCOTUS pick.

Cash strapped and hungry.

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (oiNtH)

347 Take a drive through Cairo and get back to me. They
don't have traffic laws, they have traffic suggestions and nobody pays
any attention to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2018 05:51 PM (/tuJf)

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Never been to Cairo, but I've taken some cabs in the West Bank. If you think Arab cabbies are crazy in NY, wait 'til you see them in their element. It's like they were trying to rack up kills. It was surreal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

348 If you ever find yourself driving through any city in India, just keep the horn going while watching out for cows, cyclists, little scooter guys and traffic going the wrong way.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (a0IVu)

349
I suspect you may have been there....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 05:57 PM (tKil


West Pac float in 81

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 05:59 PM (10vO4)

350 Sean Davis

Peter Strzok just admitted under questioning from Rep. Jim Jordan that Bruce Ohr, husband of Fusion GPS operative Nellie Ohr, funneled documents to the FBI related to the Russia case. Strzok refused to say what those

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:59 PM (fceHP)

351 331
12 willowed:

According to The Gospel According to Billy Jeff, it was just sex. All good Democrats know this to be true in their hearts.



It has nothing to do with, what's that word? Integrity?

Besides, everybody does it.

Posted by: JAS at July 12, 2018 04:55 PM (3HNOQ)



Your married and vows and all that shit unless you need to stick
your dick in girl, co worker, boy, child, sex slave, tai ladyboy, farm
animal, secretary, dead secretary, intern, page, gymnast, or starlet.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (JFO2v)

Wait.

No farm animals?

Hi, Huma? I forgot to tell you something....................

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 12, 2018 05:59 PM (UsCnO)

352 Took a bus from downtown Saigon out to BFE. I just kept shaking my head at the absolute insanity and the real skill I saw on those roads.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (fA1SL)

353 293 I'd like to punch that SOB Strzok and all those dem left wing cock sucking congress bitches in the face
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (YfkuL)

-------

I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (LnOh3)

354 I did not drive myself, but Japanese traffic was
kind of creepy. Plenty of cars. No issues. None. No broken down cars. No
fender benders. Road work was limited.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Explains the limited sales of Louisville Sluggers to Japan.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (Coh3a)

355 West Pac float in 81

West Pac in 85/86 USS Nawlins

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (tKil8)

356 Grassley released letter yesterday showing that Bruce Ohr gave 12 interviews to FBI.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 06:00 PM (fceHP)

357 Of all of the American products that might be popular among Russians, who would have figured baseball bats?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (Coh3a)

358 354. Nipponese are veak, ineffectual. SMR take up the slack.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (fA1SL)

359 They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in
Europe and nobody can really use them there either. They just pretend
to. Every so often some idiot city council tries them out in the USA
and then has to spend a ton of money to strip them out again because
they're stupid and don't work as well as just lights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)


---

I've mentioned it before, but Asheville has a bridge where the traffic switches lanes for the length of the bridge. For no reason other than "Keep Asheville weird" or something. Tourist location, at night, with lots of elderly people driving their Buicks in to look at the leaves changing...

Great idea, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (YPqbH)

360
I've been pretty silent about Sessions for like a year and a half. Watched the lame give and take of his testimony in confirmation hearings with wonder. I mean, WTF, the Dems know he hates weed and you ask him about CBD oil?

Anyway. He's gone. Schrödinger's cat for a couple days, then gone.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 12, 2018 06:01 PM (LOgQ4)

361 In other words, Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested the #RussiaHoax investigation."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (fceHP)


My pantsuit made me do it! It was the quilted oven mitt one. It took me over. It is not my fault.

Posted by: Hillary Puffenstuff Pantsuit at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (hQDvN)

362 Explains the limited sales of Louisville Sluggers to Japan.

In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (39g3+)

363 357. Heh. Amerikanyetsi don't know what they're for

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (fA1SL)

364 Olongapo?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (10vO4)

ODUMODU?

Posted by: Alenna Alison at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (BQBIT)

365 Or he's lying about not having it stripped. Or Sessions ordered it and the Deep State said "Two Weeks."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)


I'm more inclined to believe Strzok is lying than Sessions.

Posted by: Emmie at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (4HMW8)

366 None of these crooks is going to "turn". Why would they? They know they're bulletproof.

Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (jqZ8a)

367 358 354. Nipponese are veak, ineffectual. SMR take up the slack.

*cough*bullshit*cough*

Posted by: Russo-Japanese War at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (xGZ+b)

368 He has admitted that he still has his security clearance AND that he is under NO other investigation.

Is he actually telling the truth?

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (oiNtH)

369 Hoo-er
Someone's been watching Outlander

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (uGHnY)

370 They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in Europe and nobody can really use them there either. They just pretend to. Every so often some idiot city council tries them out in the USA and then has to spend a ton of money to strip them out again because they're stupid and don't work as well as just lights.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

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Not here in North GA. They are putting them up all over the place, just about wherever secondary or tertiary roadwork is going on. I have not seen even one get taken down.

They actually do seem to work pretty well, once people get the hang of them.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (oivx6)

371 I rode in a cab several times in China, in Xiaan and in Beijing. HO-LEE KER-CFUK..... You couldn't put a playing card between our car and the next one and there wasn't half a taco between us and the guy in front.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (tKil8)

372 367. Manchurian Campaign says what?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (fA1SL)

373 There is an intersection in downtown Walla Walla, Washington where five major roads all meet and a train track goes through. There's no gates or anything for the train, there's no way to do it. No lights either, just stop signs.

Although its gotten bigger and they may have fixed that death trap by now. Was that way in the late 80s at least.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:03 PM (39g3+)

374 Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 12, 2018 06:02 PM (jqZ8a)

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After the Awan-wire-fraud deal, why would any Party member be afraid?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (AzW6q)

375 Sessions needs to fired now, he clearly lied about stripping Strozk of his clearances, he's obviously not going to be fired and the whole "escorted" out of the FBI land was for public consumption until this blows over.

FIRE SESSIONS NOW!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (UfMVm)

376

Democrat: "Agent Strozk, is it true that you are free of bias."

Strozk: "Yes."

Democrat: "Okay, that's good enough for me, sworn testimony".
----

MSM: "Okay, we'll lead and run with that."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:04 PM (Coh3a)

377 I'm more inclined to believe Strzok is lying than Sessions.

That's where I am as well, but who knows? Nobody seems to know how to tell the truth any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:05 PM (39g3+)

378 336 Eric Swalwell D CA, is truly a pathetic human being. If you ever meet someone who voted for him, please smack them across the face for me. I will pay you in Scoobie Snacks.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Scooby Snacks?! Challenge accepted! Wait, are they vegan?

Posted by: Jabroni at July 12, 2018 06:05 PM (TcM5G)

379 I don't care if Bruce Ohr gave 100 interviews to the FBI.

The FBI IG and Congress have no teeth or power.

We don't need another "report" ONLY a grand jury can do justice here.

Posted by: Pam at July 12, 2018 06:05 PM (qRq6C)

380 Huber is investigating all right.

Huber will come.

Posted by: Gen. Krebs at July 12, 2018 06:05 PM (0+2a1)

381 I imagine running your hands over Stormy Daniels in one of these clubs is a little like running your hands all over a movie theater floor-

kinda sticky and stinky.

But, you know, bewbs. So, I guess bewbs win.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2018 06:05 PM (ZSkht)

382 There was no contact -- the Airhead was just giving Air-head!

Posted by: Stormy's Scumbag Lawyer at July 12, 2018 06:06 PM (bJ1Sx)

383 After the Awan-wire-fraud deal, why would any Party member be afraid?

And that, that is where I have a problem with Sessions. That and the slow walk of documents to congress. Its one thing to be working below the radar and not seem to do much, but to let that happen? Excuse me??? This guy has to go, we need someone in there who is not a stooge of the deep state.

I don't think Sessions IS deep state, I think he's a right enough guy. I think he's worse: he's a dupe of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+)

384 SMR wielding bats.

https://youtu.be/DCLtKCDHIQM

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

385
They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in Europe and nobody can really use them there either. They just pretend to. Every so often some idiot city council tries them out in the USA and then has to spend a ton of money to strip them out again because they're stupid and don't work as well as just lights.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)

Minnesota has been going hog wild on them. There is a spot in Saint Louis Park (home of the Minnesota Groper, Al Franken) that has three (3!) in a row.

They sometimes put them in a too tight spot, and have to call the big wrecker to extract the semi that gets high sided half way through the too sharp curve.

Posted by: rd at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (4dz1m)

386 willowed
Colorado

I tend to agree on current status. A dead cat bounce.

Posted by: yeah this at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (uhKSs)

387 380
Huber is investigating all right.



Huber will come.

He's going to be at tomorrow night's show! Count on it!

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

388 Katshit fever.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (xMnHK)

389 #twoweeks
Trending now for two years ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (bJ1Sx)

390 ALL YOUR BIAS ARE BELONG TO US

Posted by: DNC at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (R+Cqa)

391 Olongapo?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 05:56 PM (10vO4)



Did you know that Olongapo means "severed head" in tagalog?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2018 06:08 PM (ZSkht)

392 We've got three options. Sessions lied. Strzok is lying. Sessions told them to revoke his clearance and they ignored him.

66.6% chance he's useless.

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 06:08 PM (lKs2v)

393 Nipponese are veak, ineffectual. SMR take up the slack.
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Right. That would be why Stalin waited until 2 days *after* the bomb to declare war on the Japs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (CDGwz)

394 They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in Europe and nobody can really use them there either. They just pretend to. Every so often some idiot city council tries them out in the USA and then has to spend a ton of money to strip them out again because they're stupid and don't work as well as just lights.

Wut?

Single lane roundabouts are great. Any time I'm sitting at a red light with no cross traffic I daydream about having a roundabout there instead.

Where roundabouts start to really suck is when you have multiple lanes, then you can get stuck trying to exit the stupid thing.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (9qZ3S)

395 Not here in North GA. They are putting them up all over the place, just about wherever secondary or tertiary roadwork is going on. I have not seen even one get taken down.

They actually do seem to work pretty well, once people get the hang of them."

There was a big one in Dallas for years, at the intersection of a couple of major highways. Was built in the 20's I think . A few years back the State finally re-engineered that spot and did away with the Circle, and someone put up a little monument to the 283 people (or something close to that) who had died on it while it was in existence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

396 he clearly lied about stripping Strozk of his clearances, he's obviously not going to be fired and the whole "escorted" out of the FBI land was for public consumption until this blows over.

Or do I want you to be outraged that I lied...?

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzz... at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (sd+O2)

397 OT but Tammy Baldwin is a 'no' on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:49 PM (a0IVu)


I'm interested. Does she say why?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 12, 2018 05:52 PM (hQDvN)


========

Seconded. I keep hearing mixed messages about him. I'm not going to review all of his f*cking cases (I wouldn't even know how), but I'd like to know how likely it is that he's going to mutate into a liberal shitstain like Roberts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (/qEW2)

398 "Nothing . . and I mean nothing . . . compares to the
horror of driving in Rome."

Rather Rome then Napoli.

Either one over Washington D.C. Beltway.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (wldC6)

399 Fucking Strzok just oooozed arrogance like Hillary oozes shit into her diaper.
I wanted to punch that smirk off his weaselly fucking face.

Posted by: Choo choo Charley at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (Zmczq)

400 I went to one in Nashville once and it depressed me so badly I never wanted to go back. Yes boobies and what not, but also cut marks on beautiful girls you knew had daddy issues and hollow, lonely shells in the audience that would probably continue the daddy issue cycle with their own daughters. Human condition and all that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 05:04

Indeed I too found my one trip to a strip club depressing.

Did get a funny story out of it. I got up to go to the restroom and walked into whaere I thought it was only it turned out to be the stippers dressing room! My friends retell that and say only T could have done that and not get his azz beat by the bouncers. LOL

Posted by: Farmer at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (yJ1e6)

401 They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in Europe and nobody can really use them there either. They just pretend to. Every so often some idiot city council tries them out in the USA and then has to spend a ton of money to strip them out again because they're stupid and don't work as well as just lights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 05:58 PM (39g3+)


And they take up tons more space (than just the roads a few stop signs stuck in the ground) and are not anything close to pedestrian-friendly, unless you go nuts and build pedestrian bridges over the stupid roundabouts. Or just tell the pedestrians to walk all the way around, but far enough away from the roundabout that walkers in the street don't stop the super-dooper flow of auto traffic ...

In other words, they're dogshit ... Eurotrash dogshit. SO the left thinks that every place should have nothing but roundabouts. And they can put little roundabout bike circles around them!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (7jE3W)

402
Did you know that Olongapo means "severed head" in tagalog?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2018 06:08 PM (ZSkht)


I did not but it makes sense.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (10vO4)

403 Fucking Strzok just oooozed arrogance like Hillary oozes shit into her diaper.
I wanted to punch that smirk off his weaselly fucking face.

Posted by: Choo choo Charley at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (Zmczq)

Get in line pal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (YfkuL)

404 They've had those stupid roundabouts for decades in Europe and nobody can really use them there either.


Alexandria, Louisiana. Has two.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (Y5LDn)

405 @392

I know sometimes we fantasize and imagine the world actually is like Office Space but the idea that an order to strip someone of their security clearance can get lost in the sauce is ludicrous.

Sessions lied and the whole "escorting" Strozk out of the FBI was all a show for the public.

This guy is at home collecting a check Lois Lerner style and you and I are paying for it.


SESSIONS NEEDS TO BE FIRED NOW!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (UfMVm)

406 Now that's what I call literally getting your tits caught in a wringer.

Posted by: Fritz at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (8CvhS)

407 Attention FBI "rank and file" agents:

Peter Strzok is vouching for your honor in public.


Isn't that enough reason to bust his slimy azz?
Or collectively, have you no shame?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)

408 Every time I log into a "Government interest" computer system, I have to acknowledge, that except for communications with lawyers, doctors, therapists and confessors, I have no expectation of privacy in anything I do on that computer. Strzok just conflated his e-mails to his mistress with this class of privileged communications.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (BEaTq)

409 Manhattan driving can't be fun knowing there's a fair chance the person who just rammed you or cut you off has diplomatic immunity

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

410 Just now, a lie from Strzok;

He said "There is an expectation of privacy" refering to governmert comms equipment.

Total horseshit.

None such has existed since the 1980's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (iiixZ)

411 Enjoy my well-traveled vagina!

Posted by: Stormy at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

412 There was a big one in Dallas for years, at the intersection of a couple of major highways. Was built in the 20's I think . A few years back the State finally re-engineered that spot and did away with the Circle, and someone put up a little monument to the 283 people (or something close to that) who had died on it while it was in existence.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:09 PM (k1TUh)

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Here, at least thus far, they have not been stoopid enough to have them at any major intersections. All side roads, one or two lane max size.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 12, 2018 06:12 PM (oivx6)

413 lol..lawyer over Stroke's left shoulder looks like he'd rather been anywhere but there.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (7oRwq)

414 I'll see your roundabout and raise you a double diamond exchange.
"We have all sorts of signs and no one would ignore them and incorrectly drive on the Right side of the road..."
One drunk driver and 2 dead policeman in an interstate head on accident later...
"... ok...no one except a drunk driver.

Posted by: Wishful Thinker at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (sKFDG)

415 The UN should be moved to Rawanda.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (xMnHK)

416 Rather Rome then Napoli.



Either one over Washington D.C. Beltway.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (wldC6)

========================
The DC Beltway on a Friday afternoon of a federal holiday weekend. The horror ... the horror.

Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2018 06:13 PM (Pqytn)

417 You can bet after the big dinner tonight in London, Trump will watch this shit-show with Strozk.

Donaldo will not be pleased and I can't wait to read his tweets.

Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

418 it's what the law says.

But it seems like poor draftsmanship.



Let me guess, California? No.; New Jersey?; No. Wait, wait, I've got it, it's Ohio.
But, hey, you're not a looser you've got mail !

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (daU4c)

419 This guy has to go, we need someone in there who is not a stooge of the deep state.

I don't think Sessions IS deep state, I think he's a right enough guy. I think he's worse: he's a dupe of them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:06 PM (39g3+)

____

"Welcome to the party, pal." ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (bJ1Sx)

420 I've been astonished by how many Dem acquaintances say, "Who's Peter Strozk". If you explain, their reply is "Oh, it's just politics as usual, everyone does it".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (xSo9G)

421 Strozk has the most punchable face.

Posted by: vivi at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (11H2y)

422 but the idea that an order to strip someone of their security clearance can get lost in the sauce is ludicrous.

Seriously? If Sessions orders something and the Deep State slow walks it... what's he going to do? Will he even be aware of it? Given his behavior so far, would anyone fear him finding out?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)

423 Fucking Strzok just oooozed arrogance like Hillary oozes shit into her diaper.

I wanted to punch that smirk off his weaselly fucking face.



Posted by: Choo choo Charley at July 12, 2018 06:10 PM (Zmczq)



Get in line pal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 12, 2018 06:11 PM (YfkuL)

====================
The "slapping" scene in "Airplane!" comes to mind ...

Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2018 06:15 PM (Pqytn)

424 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying customers just because they only show up at your strip club occasionally?

I blame people like me.

Posted by: krakatoa at July 12, 2018 06:15 PM (RCS9o)

425 412 someone put up a little monument to the 283 people (or something close to that) who had died

You gave me great idea. Trump gets 3 or 4 flatbeds with section of wall that has names of 4300 Americans kill by illegals last year.

Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

426 One tit, twenny dollahs!

Two for fitty!

Posted by: Stormy at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

427 Tammy Baldwin's no on Kavanaugh is mostly due to women health issues - specifically abortion.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

428 I've been astonished by how many Dem acquaintances say, "Who's Peter Strozk". If you explain, their reply is "Oh, it's just politics as usual, everyone does it".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (xSo9G)

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I hate to say it, but they're right. It is politics as usual - both "parties" violate and ignore the law constantly to help the actual Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (AzW6q)

429 Why would you make an exception for nude performers touching paying
customers just because they only show up at your strip club
occasionally?


They're GUESTS, Ace.

Duh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (oVJmc)

430 The bottom line is that Democrat politicians are universally corrupt. Morally, philosophically, politically corrupt.

Every. Single. One.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (xSo9G)

431 Strozk has the most punchable face.


He does. Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (fuK7c)

432 specifically abortion.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

Clearly not contraception.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (wYseH)

433
I'll see your roundabout and raise you a double diamond exchange.


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I had to look it up, but yep, that's what's in Asheville.

Tits on a boar hog. Millions spent to replace a perfectly good road that already crossed a perfectly good bridge in a perfectly normal way that people intuitively understood.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (YPqbH)

434 So will Stormy's pimp lawyer challenge Hillary in 2020 to be the Dem candidate for President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (wBzi3)

435 SCOTUSblog has a good write up on how Kavanaugh ruled on cases of interest - mostly conservative.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (a0IVu)

436 They sometimes put them in a too tight spot, and
have to call the big wrecker to extract the semi that gets high sided
half way through the too sharp curve.



Posted by: rd at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (4dz1m)

That happened in downtown Binghamton, NY. Semi's were running up on the stonework put in to beautify the traffic circle. Soon they had a big mess. Locals all said "I told you so". I don't live there, but I think they might have removed it spending probably millions more.

Posted by: Colin at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (eAJ/s)

437 Guest hookers could make a killing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (xMnHK)

438 The dude going after Mr. Treason right now knows a bit about Federal comms laws, regulations.

Dude on the hot seat is totally roasting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (iiixZ)

439 420 Oh, it's just politics as usual, everyone does it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:14 PM (xSo9G)

Can you imagine the shit and wails if an FBI agent posted a pic of Bhussein with a terrorist or Rev G D Damn America Wright?

Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

440
You gave me great idea. Trump gets 3 or 4
flatbeds with section of wall that has names of 4300 Americans kill by
illegals last year.

Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

That, my friend, is brilliant.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (UsCnO)

441
He does. Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.


Schvanstucker?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

442 Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.

Geschmackengesicht?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (39g3+)

443 One day, at the next MoMe, I'll tell y'all about the time in my life when we had a stripper as a room-mate, and the club owner used to play poker at our house several times a month.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2018 06:18 PM (wldC6)

444
I hate to say it, but they're right. It is politics as usual - both "parties" violate and ignore the law constantly to help the actual Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
---------------

Identify a Republican who has committed a criminal act in the performance of his office. Nixon? Meh...okay. Name another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (xSo9G)

445
Updated Melania pics at the DM, plug info on that yellow dress ($7K):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5948053

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (8O3HH)

446
He does. Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (fuK7c)


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Utengleetenglautengloben?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (YPqbH)

447 Fahrvernugen?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (xMnHK)

448 We've got three options. Sessions lied. Strzok is lying. Sessions told them to revoke his clearance and they ignored him.
66.6% chance he's useless.
Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 06:08 PM


Assuming an even distribution between your three options.

Not all distributions are even, or normal.

I suspect the probability of option one is significantly lower (but non-zero) than the other two.

On the other hand, I could be wish casting.

On the other other hand, math is a imperialist white supremacist capitalist cisheteropatriarchistic tool of privilege, so therefore I will denounce myself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (ctuyM)

449 446
He does. Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (fuK7c)


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Utengleetenglautengloben?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (YPqbH)



Def Lepard or Offspring?

Posted by: buzzion at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (lKs2v)

450 Utengleetenglautengloben?

All right

I got something to say!

Its better to burn out

than FADE AWAYYYYYYY

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (39g3+)

451 I'll see your roundabout and raise you a double diamond exchange.


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I had to look it up, but yep, that's what's in Asheville.

Tits on a boar hog. Millions spent to replace a perfectly good road that already crossed a perfectly good bridge in a perfectly normal way that people intuitively understood.


Crossed it on my way home this afternoon, as a matter of fact. I always thought it was a temporary thing until they finished fixing the bridge, until they packed up the construction stuff and left, with the weird road in place.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (bZ7mE)

452 I bet there are some great German words in porn titles if someone were to do a search.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (YPqbH)

453 445


Updated Melania pics at the DM, plug info on that yellow dress ($7K):



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5948053



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (8O3HH)
I can't wait to see what she wears for tea and crumpets with the Queen

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (a0IVu)

454 So will Stormy's pimp lawyer challenge Hillary in 2020 to be the Dem candidate for President?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (wBzi3)

Not if I have anything to say about it!

*war whoop*

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (BQBIT)

455 Tits on a boar hog. Millions spent to replace a perfectly good road that already crossed a perfectly good bridge in a perfectly normal way that people intuitively understood.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Where is this located?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (R+Cqa)

456 Fuck it.

MAGA Goon Squads now.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (fA1SL)

457 SMR wielding bats.

https://youtu.be/DCLtKCDHIQM
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)


Let's not be snobbish. We may be headed there soon. Not because of traffic, but because of politics. We may have to beat off the SJWs.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (/qEW2)

458 @422
Then he has got to go.
HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHIEF COOK AND BOTTLE WASHER OF THE FUCKING DOJ!!!

If he can't be bothered to make sure his orders are faithfully and expeditiously executed then what fucking good is he?

My job is to manage projects, everything that does or does not happen in the execution of it, is my responsibility.

No one else's.

Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (UfMVm)

459
OMG, that dress Melania is wearing is J. Mendel. And they were founded in Russia!

Collusion!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (8O3HH)

460 A caller to Gregg Jarrett, who was hosting for Hannity, lays it out by the numbers how Sessions is the most likely mole.

Jarrett agrees and says, that's assuming he's smart enough to do it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (daU4c)

461 457. Phrasing.

And - I'm not critical at all. Beautiful thing to see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

462
Crossed it on my way home this afternoon, as a
matter of fact. I always thought it was a temporary thing until they
finished fixing the bridge, until they packed up the construction stuff
and left, with the weird road in place.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (bZ7mE)


---

We went through not too long ago. Bizarre. We did, however, enjoy a restaurant on the eastern side of it. Some sort of family place that has burgers and such and really good custard.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (YPqbH)

463 Collusion!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (8O3HH)
Someone tell Mueller, he will be on the first flight out there to investigate.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

464 Radio just said charges have been dropped.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (IqV8l)

465 Tits on a boar hog. Millions spent to replace a perfectly good road that already crossed a perfectly good bridge in a perfectly normal way that people intuitively understood.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Where is this located?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (R+Cqa)


Airport road crossing I-26, exit 40.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (bZ7mE)

466 nood

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

467 Watching slime like Ted Lieu D CA, I want to share my inner most feelings what I want to happen, but I don't want to get banned.


It isn't easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (UsCnO)

468 Tits on a boar hog. Millions spent to replace a
perfectly good road that already crossed a perfectly good bridge in a
perfectly normal way that people intuitively understood.

Posted by: Moron Robbie

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Where is this located?



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:20 PM (R+Cqa)


---

Grey Fox, can you give specifics, please?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (YPqbH)

469 Crossed it on my way home this afternoon, as a
matter of fact. I always thought it was a temporary thing until they
finished fixing the bridge, until they packed up the construction stuff
and left, with the weird road in place.

Posted by: Grey Fox
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Where is this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (R+Cqa)

470 If he can't be bothered to make sure his orders are faithfully and expeditiously executed then what fucking good is he?

I agree, he's been good in some stuff but overall his leadership is virtually nonexistent. He's not just supposed to be running cases he's supposed to run his department and he is an utter failure at it. He needs to be replaced by someone who can keep order in his house and get his people to do their job.

No more of this "oh we have to delay turning over papers again, f--- you congress and f--- you judge as well" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (39g3+)

471 What I remember about roundabouts, we were chatting about yesterday:

mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.

Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

472 Thanks in advance. Or however that works when it's in the past already.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (YPqbH)

473 mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.

Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (39g3+)

474 Next time I'm in a strip club, I will ask each stripper, "So, do you come here often?" And I will only rub the boobies of those who say no.

Posted by: VA MKZ at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (UGO8J)

475 Airport road crossing I-26, exit 40.
Posted by: Grey Fox
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Ah. Haven't been down there, but I knew there doing work. FWIW, they altered their original plans. I'm associated with with some adjacent property.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:24 PM (R+Cqa)

476 If he can't be bothered to make sure his orders are faithfully and expeditiously executed then what fucking good is he?

My job is to manage projects, everything that does or does not happen in the execution of it, is my responsibility.

No one else's.

Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM (UfMVm)

they really don't understand what they are doing to the very foundation of the Republic.

If the people do not believe in the rule of Law.. that everyone is equal and the Law is applied equally...

We're done. Its then every man for himself.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 12, 2018 06:25 PM (NgKpN)

477 Where is this?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:23 PM (R+Cqa)


Airport road crossing I-26, exit 40.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 12, 2018 06:25 PM (bZ7mE)

478 >>Or collectively, have you no shame?

None. Nodda. Zilch.

Answer this question....

Posted by: The FBI at July 12, 2018 06:26 PM (r9UYA)

479 Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.

der Keinnabelfusselmehrrasierer?

By the way, die Brustwarze, the German word for nipple, literally translates as "breast wart", und ya, it is a real German word.

Posted by: You Know Who Else at July 12, 2018 06:26 PM (ctuyM)

480 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:19 PM (xSo9G)
----
Steve Stockton
Denny Hastert
Trey Radel
Rick Renzi
Scott Bloch
David Safavian
Lester Crawford
Bob Ney
Duke Cunningham
Wes Cooley
Buz Lukens
David Durenburger
Jay Kim
James Watt
Eliot Abrams
Michael Deaver
Richard Kelly
Pat Swindall
John McCain (Keating Five and g-d only knows what else)

And remember, 95% of the crooks never got caught.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2018 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

481 artisanal 'ette: "In other words, Hillary Rodham Clinton suggested the #RussiaHoax investigation."

Given Hillary! et al. and Uranium One, it's the play that has always made the most sense. She was in Russian Collusion herself ass deep and absolutely had to accuse Trump of what she was doing to escape scrutiny of what are obvious crimes. She was selling out national security to an arch enemy for personal profit. If there has been a bigger sellout in post-Declaration of Independence American history, I'd like to hear it.

And remember, Trump told Hillary! directly during the campaign debates she'd be in jail (if he was running the government) over the email/server illegalities.

She had the most incentive of anyone on Earth to conflate Trump and Russia.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 12, 2018 06:26 PM (6eEQ+)

482 Just looked it up based on Grey Fox's post, and the restaurant is named Culvers.

Yum.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:26 PM (YPqbH)

483
Tits on a boar hog. Millions spent to replace a perfectly good road that already crossed a perfectly good bridge in a perfectly normal way that people intuitively understood.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 12, 2018 06:17 PM (YPqbH)

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The double diamond is clearly superior. The backed up traffic is much less.

Posted by: MAGA at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (LnOh3)

484 427 Tammy Baldwin's no on Kavanaugh is mostly due to women health issues - specifically abortion.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

Her latest bill
A BILL
To promote dairy product innovation, including in specialty cheese, and value-added dairy product development for the economic benefit of United States dairy farmers and their communities.

We have more cheese in storage than we can eat in several years. Hey Tammy, would you take a pound of government cheese for each less abortion? How about 100 lbs. Someone ask her if government should buy cheese or fund abortion?

Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

485 479 Just please for the love of God no one use that fake German word that isn't a word.

der Keinnabelfusselmehrrasierer?

By the way, die Brustwarze, the German word for nipple, literally translates as "breast wart", und ya, it is a real German word."

I think he was referring to Die Schwannstucke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (k1TUh)

486 Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 06:21 PM


I thought it was the GOP that irritated you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (ctuyM)

487 Is Strzok OT, or topical enough to squeeze in between the silicone swollen mammarians of Stormy O'Hoora?

As to Strzok, I heard some of the testimony and commentary on the radio while driving around to various appointments today. I heard lots of "Liah!" from Trey Howdy Doodie and senescent rumblings from "Civil Rights Icon (TM)" Lewis, etc but what I didn't hear was:

"OK Mr. Strzok, we can't read your mind about an abstract bias, although men have gone to the gas chamber on circumstantial evidence of criminal intent far weaker than your text messages...

But to stick to the most objective evidence, can you tell this Committee exactly what, objective evidence you have obtained, if any, of Donald Trump 'colluding' with Russians to allow Russia some improper influence on the election? "

Second part: "Do you agree that the leaking of surveillance of the Trump campaign, and unmasking of Donald Trump associates was an abuse of our intelligence and police powers? If so, do you agree that this should be investigated and those responsible prosecuted?"

Was this asked or was it all a big light show?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (BsGS1)

488 By the way, die Brustwarze, the German word for nipple, literally translates as "breast wart", und ya, it is a real German word.
Posted by: You Know Who Else at July 12, 2018 06:26 PM (ctuyM)

Is it true bump on areola are braille for suck me?

Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 12, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)

489 @486

My capacity to hate is nearly infinite.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (UfMVm)

490 I think he was referring to Die Schwannstucke.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2018 06:27 PM (k1TUh)

So Gudentite is not a german virgin?

Posted by: Notorious RBuzzyG at July 12, 2018 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

491 The only strip clubs I go to are the ones in Portland, OR.
I've only been here a week, and I've gotten the impression that Columbus is striving to be a second-rate Portland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 06:30 PM (/3v/C)

492 FEMALE NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2018 06:30 PM (q177U)

493 I really hope the day after the Nov 18 election, assuming Trump maintains majorities, he fires the useless Hound from Alabama, and then dares the Senate not to confirm a new one.

Sessions has been a plant from early on. I don't know if he was a crook when he first supported Trump in the campaign, but he was certainly taken aside by the Deep State and told to either play dumb as AG, or you will be steamrolled.

And he folded immediately. His actions over the last 18 months can lead to no other conclusion.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 06:30 PM (UsCnO)

494 Mr. Strzok deserves a Purple Heart after today.

Posted by: Steve Cohen(D) at July 12, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

495 491
The only strip clubs I go to are the ones in Portland, OR.

I've only been here a week, and I've gotten the impression that Columbus is striving to be a second-rate Portland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 12, 2018 06:30 PM (/3v/C)

Portland, OR? Hahaha. You can't go into a bar there for a beer without getting hit by a tit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 12, 2018 06:31 PM (UsCnO)

496 I find it impossible to listen to Strozk, or the Dems. Disgustmeter is pinned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2018 06:37 PM (CDGwz)

497 My best stripper story: I met a stripper at the bar of the club she worked at, but I bought no dances from her. She took me to another strip club, bought my several VIP dances and shots, took me to her house, handcuffed me to her bed, and paddled the crap out of my bare ass. That was a fun night.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at July 12, 2018 06:41 PM (XXl7H)

498 @497
You have to get off the computer, your Mom's home!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 12, 2018 06:46 PM (BsGS1)

499 The media bias regarding Story Daniels is blinding . Let Donald Trump just talk about grabbing some pussy and boom.. Stormy grabbed herself a handful of ass with impunity..Ill tell ya this country is goin down..

Posted by: sOME mORON at July 12, 2018 06:52 PM (DfNmZ)

500 So she grabbed a policewoman and forced her to motorboat her. Isn't that sexual assault? Hasn't a woman been sexually assaulted in this scenario? Why isn't the political left up in arms about this? A woman was sexually assaulted by a public figure, and it's being excused for political reasons.

Posted by: Jim S. at July 12, 2018 06:58 PM (ynUnH)

501 I'm trying to think of a reason for how the law works. he best I have been able to do is it prevents amateurs showing up on volunteer night. Imagine a bride-to-be crashing the bachelor party and doing her own dance for her groom.

Probably happened to a lot of the legislators.

Posted by: Old Toby at July 12, 2018 07:08 PM (W+I/H)

502 \Women health issues aka abortion
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 12, 2018 05:53

Yeah, that's what "women's health issues" are all about, ripping living beings out of their bodies after they made a choice that got them pregnant.

What about the fact that women die more than men from heart attacks, is that high on the agenda?

Posted by: Farmer at July 12, 2018 07:48 PM (yJ1e6)

503 This set up arrest makes me wonder what the whore and her lawyer will do to get back in the news next month.

The $$$ returns on her first 15 minutes of fame must have been really disappointing.

Sad.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 12, 2018 08:54 PM (YRXy3)

504 Home from vacation, tired and ready for bed. Be well all.

Funny we took the dogs w/ us and the cat just loves them when we get home. She loves her doggies. She's the senior pet, but loves her idiot doggies and missed them.

Posted by: Farmer at July 12, 2018 10:32 PM (yJ1e6)

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