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Nancy Pelosi Has a Very, Very Healthy Brain
Nancy Pelosi forgot Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell's name, because that's what people with healthy brains do.
Then she did something else that people with healthy brains do: she began a stupid-simple chant, then forgot what the chant she just started was, and began garbling it. Because that's what people with healthy brains do. But people with healthy brains also garble and slur their words. Which she's also doing:In a recent appearance, she repeatedly slurred her words, saying "soy boyn" instead of "soy bean" and "repoot" instead of "repeat." The minority leader has also said, "The Constitution does not say that a person can shout... yell 'wolf' in a crowded theater. If you are endangering people, then you dont have a constitutional right to do that."People with healthy brains also confuse "fire" with "wolf."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:44 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (rQZNm)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Some Boy at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (RVcmP)
(hides in the corner...)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Alpine Crotch at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (mJjEj)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)
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Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread?
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ)
Posted by: Your NeverTrumper Betters at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (rQZNm)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 07:47 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:47 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2018 07:47 PM (nILVB)
Anyone remember when she had that weird thing with "Word?" She said "the word is the word," and then began acting silly and saying "the bird is the word" or something like that.
She's fuckin demented.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 07:47 PM (pCet1)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 07:47 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 07:47 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA)
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Well, I hope you were pleasantly surprised when ya got here......
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)
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Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread?
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ)
that's just jealousy talking, right there
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Octopussy at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (tMt88)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (6ro4/)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)
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Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread?
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ)
that's just jealousy talking, right there
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (bUjCl)
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Maybe if it were a Sara A. Carter thread!
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (5EGmJ)
These two ladies are the best campaigners Donald Trump ever had.
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (BVthB)
look at all of the old coots in congress
look at Ginsburg sleeping in chambers
mccain
hillary
warren
biden
mcconnell
look at all of these old dimwits clinging to power and bennies
term limits
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein, age 85 at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (DUPgJ)
That she doesn't have anyone in her family who loves her enough to get her to step down and attempt to recover is damned sad.
She HAS to have enough wealth to live in luxury for the rest of her life, why continue this?
I get being addicted to power, but it's OBVIOUS she has a problem and cannot perform her duties.
Sad. Even for a monster in human skin like Pelosi.
Posted by: acethepug at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (HwQlG)
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (nzKWW)
Clean Hair! Clean Vaser Misch! Cream Corn!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Don Quixote, known in Sword fighting circles as Grey Wolf at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (m+Of+)
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Nah. Decades of botox injections have taken their toll.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (nFwvY)
Lot of Alzheimers drugs going out the window.
(looks aside, whistles...)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotoxface at July 11, 2018 07:51 PM (kf11g)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 11, 2018 07:51 PM (FyMYJ)
(hides in the corner...)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (w7KSn)
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It's okay, navybrat. We know you didn't vote for her. And many of us have representatives and Senators and governors we're ashamed of. And former governors, like that idiot Terry McAuliffe who can't seem to go one week without saying something new and stupid.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 07:51 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 07:51 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Bosk at July 11, 2018 07:51 PM (fjMEv)
"The Constitution does not say that a person can shout, 'Free beer!' in a movie theater." - Homer v. Simpson
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 07:52 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2018 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:52 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (+lOpA)
Ick. That's just nasty.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2018 07:52 PM (9BwmK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 07:52 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:45 PM (bUjCl)
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Do you really want to own a Pelosi thread?
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (5EGmJ)
that's just jealousy talking, right there
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:48 PM (bUjCl)
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Maybe if it were a Sara A. Carter thread!
Posted by: Weasel at July 11, 2018 07:49 PM (5EGmJ
Is there a ThreadsMan Creed?
This is my thread, there are many like it but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life, and I must master it as I master snark.
Posted by: Don Quixote, known in Sword fighting circles as Grey Wolf at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (BVthB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (xPl2J)
We use it as travel size TP for shore excursions from the SS Bendover...
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (qul7b)
A stroke isn't always a massive thing resulting in paralysis. It can be pretty subtle but can definitely fuck up your speaking skills.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Neency Polesi at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Neo Nancy at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (njNH0)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (cvabZ)
She was receiving approximately half of the 246 separate prescriptions delivered.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (of+54)
I have Cory Booker and Bob Melendez as Senators so I can't cast aspersions on any other Congresspeople folks get saddled with. My Representative in the House is not completely odious, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Neon at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (njNH0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (IqV8l)
The wolf?
The wolf is on fire?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR)
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You're lucky. Mine is.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (FyMYJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (0pcqD)
This is my thread, there are many like it but this one is mine.
My thread is my best friend. It is my life, and I must master it as I master snark.
Posted by: Don Quixote, known in Sword fighting circles as Grey Wolf at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
mkay, As a self proclaimed and unchallenged thread sovereign, I will allow it. But only once.
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (AY3OR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Neon at July 11, 2018 07:55 PM (njNH0)
Not if there's any Armenians around.
That's a hate-crime.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (BRvh1)
Even for those like me, who can't stand her. While I understand the political advantage of keeping her right where she is - I honestly feel sorry for her for continually making such a fool out of herself.
True story - went into the International District (formerly ChinaTown) in Seattle for lunch a few years ago. Lots of great Chinese restaurants that have been there for generations. Waiting for the host to be seated, I look up and see a black and white picture on the wall, one of many, and it had a much younger smiling Nancy Pelosi with my (un)disinguished Senator Patty Murray, autographed.
I mentioned it to who I was with, we immediately left and went down the street.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 07:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: GWB, Deep State Traitor at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7)
Never trust a repoot.
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (UdKB7)
Nope. It's like a rebuke. You've gotta wait until you've buked before you can rebuke.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (0pcqD)
Isn't that how Canadians say it?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 11, 2018 07:53 PM (xPl2J)
Pelosi is Canadian spy ???
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (O5Q3r)
you mean like the constant jerk off of progressives and their kills fantasies of Trumps , his family his supporters and administration officials?
how about supplying funds to encourage riots?
Pelosi - Pelosi.
Are you speaking to Your team, encouraging better conduct from them?
Or is it that we are Not all allowed to respond to Your 'things' just accept out lot in life?
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:56 PM (0pcqD)
EM PEEEE FIDDY FOH!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (fYnUU)
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Get this! Thanks to one of the most egregious gerrymanders in America, blood red Park County (where I'm registered) is ALSO Polis country.
Such an affront to the voters here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (0pcqD)
A.J. Hinch named Rich Dauer an AL coach for the All-Star game. Dauer had to undergo emergency brain surgery for a subdural hematoma after falling ill at the Astros WS parade and was forced to retire as a coach.
Classy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Bwany Fwank at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (pCet1)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 07:58 PM (UdKB7)
Then we investigate if you have any ties to Trump....
collusion you know...
Posted by: Mueller and Rosenstein... at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (FhXTo)
Is dementia contagious? Are they all in stage-4 syphilis, presumably contracted from Bill? What gives?
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (44PTs)
remember Democrat klansman Robert Byrd?
He was totally senile for the last, what, 5 years in the Senate?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (pCet1)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: mad maxine at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (nFwvY)
On Nanzi it's more like ... demonic.
Too much of that 'ol "sacrament" gettin' ya down, Nanzi ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (JJZzu)
remember Democrat klansman Robert Byrd?
He was totally senile for the last, what, 5 years in the Senate?
Posted by: Soothsayer
Barbaric! Barbaric!
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (r9UYA)
Between the Racism and the Theater Wolves, you won't even make it to the weekend.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (QS6Hw)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (pCet1)
Classy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9)
Yep. It's nice that there's still some decency left in the world.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (JJZzu)
That would be an apple.
Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at July 11, 2018 07:59 PM (fYnUU)
Werewolves in London, ahrruuuu
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Bubba the 'puter expert at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)
If Nanny Rictus becomes incapacitated in the near future, who will Moonbeam name as her replacement.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (r9UYA)
Satan. Straight up one for one trade.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)
Between the Racism and the Theater Wolves, you won't even make it to the weekend.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (BRvh1)
And THAT'S only if the repeal of net neutrality doesn't get you first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (oFsfu)
They threw them off the Tarpeian Rock after the first time they soiled themselves. Like an ancient version of Carousel.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: bluebell "
Smart choice.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 08:01 PM (O5Q3r)
If he did, it didn't take. She's full of it agar.
Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (9BwmK)
and unemployment provides Jobs! (to the right people) sorry about your luck.
and the best, G-d approves of abortion. for the children..
although I swear I also heard No G-d! No g-d ,no g-d
FICKLE
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Ylvis at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: antisocialist at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (9BwmK)
Died! The dog died.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook
After twenty years he still grieves.
Mister Bojangles...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:04 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 08:03 PM (y87Qq)
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What does the Constitution say about yelling "apple!" in a theater? Yea or nay?
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: wooga at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (3I7wr)
......
Years ago, she talked openly about how her ProLife family members talked to her about her Support of Planned Parenthood and the like. She laughed it off. Heck, she shrugged off her own church clergy talking to her about the grave sin of supporting abortion.
The bitch did NOT care when she thought clearly.
Not to get Biblical too much, but her situation reminds me of the OT prayers that the Lord not harden their hearts. You cannot repent if your heart is hardened, and you cannot reconsider your ways if your brains are scrambled.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (IqV8l)
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Bonnie Watson Coleman, whose upside outcome is Maxine Waters (if Coleman takes a steady diet of smart pills), is mine and it's truly disturbing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (DUPgJ)
Posted by: A wolf in the theater just trying to watch the movie at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: igor at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (Evws/)
heroes, fighting and putting out wolves
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:02 PM (fceHP)
ahahaha holy crap I can't breathe right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 07:50 PM (oivx6)
this is exactly what is wrong with her
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: StrawMan at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (AQODf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (lKs2v)
ran out of the 150 I asked for last month...
Oh, and this is all for Manafort...
Posted by: Mueller at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:05 PM (w//GY)
Meh. Pelosi will be sat in one corner nibbling on a teapot handle, and Hillary will be in the opposite corner spooning with the cash register.
Not a very hilarious outcome after all, it seems.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)
Damn. HOW DARE YOU!!!! Bluebell is a commie for even asking such a thing.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (w//GY)
She has the healthy brain of a woman twice her age!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (0tfLf)
do any of them even Like their families and want to hang out in peace?
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (dPd5y)
In a more human sense, I recognize that she's ill and I hope she retires.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
Trump's SCOTUS nominee, Judge Brett Cavanaugh from the DC Circuit Court of Appeals, has a long judicial history of dissenting on not just the CO2 endangerment finding by the EPA, but on Obama's entire environmental regulatory agenda when those cases made it to him as an appellate judge.
from WattsUpWithThat dot com
https://tinyurl.com/yc23p7p9
[yeah, they misspelled Kavanaugh]
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl)
Think of the pay-per-view receipts from putting her and RBG on an ice floe with a webcam and only one parka.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: The Ficus at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
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It's a banana.
Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)
Dang. Nice reference.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Don Quixote at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
Bet on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
AHAHAHA this thread delivers. I love you guys
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (1FhAQ)
are we talking food or no food ??
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Brian448 at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (vUETX)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (sdi6R)
This is from the Collected Works of Imperator Donald J. Trump, isn't it?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (dPd5y)
do any of them even Like their families and want to hang out in peace?
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:08 PM (dPd5y)
Maybe her family doesn't want to be around her. She's horrible.
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (lKs2v)
So she's impinging on Maxine Waters's schtick?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (0pcqD)
"Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius"
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)
I read that as "Quom tupperware vault perdue, demented hybrid." Although my latin isn't that great.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Brian448 at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (vUETX)
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I think she was thinking of the story of "the boy who cried wolf." That's my generous interpretation of it, anyway.
Posted by: CNN at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (bUjCl)
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Would either one notice the difference?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (oivx6)
-- NAGs (National Association of Gals) [h/t Rush]
Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (0pcqD)
She and Hillary should have a crazy eyes contest.
That photo is greatest moment of disingenuousness in world history.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:12 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (oFsfu)
We, the thread sovereign, thank you.
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:12 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:12 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Nancy peeelosi at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Disaster Man (now with more peanuts) at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (xrrZA)
What instrument was used to depict fire in "Peter and the Fire"?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
The Obone
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Soy Boyn at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (U2JQS)
Despite what I think of him (and it's not much), it appalls me that McCain, dying of BRAIN CANCER for pete's sake, doesn't have the modesty and good sense to retire. Aside from the fact that he's not doing his job, don't you reach the point where you simply retire and let it go. It's pathetic really. And I'd like to think that I have the integrity to maintain this opinion in the case of someone in government who is actually good for the country.
Just the corruption of power, I guess. *sigh*
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 08:12 PM (dPd5y)
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I can't either, willow. I'd hate to be her. Hate it.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (JJZzu)
Number of members in Congress (both houses) under some type of psychiatric care; 500+.
Bet on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
The House pharmacy said they need a hand truck to bring the Congrescritters their scrips. Most are on psychoactive drugs and heart medications.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (oivx6)
drinks ?
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (eYiH0)
"Quem Iuppiter vult perdere, dementat prius"
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)
I read that as "Quom tupperware vault perdue, demented hybrid." Although my latin isn't that great.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)
I call bullshit because I'm sure you know what "cunnilingus" and "fellatio" mean.
It's like when people ask me if I can speak Spanish.
Of course I can. I cut off Mexicans on the freeway all the time, and they've taught me a lot of Spanish.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (UiRxW)
This is from the Collected Works of Imperator Donald J. Trump, isn't it?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (4ErVI)
Ohh!
Imperator!
Haven't seen that word for years. Awesome.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX)
And that wolf's name... was Albert Einstein.
*everyone stands up and claps*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (8kkL4)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (1FhAQ)
are we talking food or no food ??
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:10 PM (bUjCl)
Well, there's food for one of them, at least...
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (1FhAQ)
Relax. She is so "out of it" she will never be aware of the fool that she has become.
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (r9UYA)
Sounds like a good time to do a negative control on the placebo effect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Jack London at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (YTxkQ)
Posted by: bluebell
Precisely. Beat me to it.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (r9UYA)
Monkeys on heroin are not as dependent on it as politicians and their power
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (oFsfu)
I will add that I have encountered a couple of wolves-several at a sanctuary, and one at Walmart (because of course I did) and they were all big babies that gave me kisses and went belly up for me. So if I saw those wolves in a theater, I would yell wolf and run to give it tummy rubs. Would that be allowed in Nancy's version of the Constitution?
Posted by: Moki at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (V+V48)
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Heh. Glad someone else knows that movie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:11 PM (oivx6)
drinks ?
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (bUjCl)
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NOW you are getting somewhere!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (1FhAQ)
ah, the cannibal angle ! I think it has teeth..
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (c+2jX)
And that wolf's name... was Albert Einstein.
*everyone stands up and claps*
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM (y87Qq)
Is that like Schrödinger's Wolf?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:00 PM (44PTs)
You can't cry spirochetes in an empty cranium!
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: bananadream at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: Rrghr Rrrrghrllrhrlgh, President of the Lupine Thespian Ass'n at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX)
we don't need no water let that M-F'er burn,
Burn M-F'er, BURN!
I love that song - let's disco!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (U2JQS)
I feel the same way. No one ever wished they had spent more time at the office on their death bed.
Posted by: ALH
Given the balance in my 401k I will be at the office on my death bed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP)
yes, just tried it - got a dog pic
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)
Nancy has circulation problems. To remedy this, her aides insert a
"Fister Three Thousand" dildo with Bluetooth into her cooter for public
appearances and turn it to eleven when she speaks to vibrate more blood
flow to her calcified brain.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 11, 2018 08:09 PM (bML9A)
The definition of "too much information".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (UsCnO)
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I've known three timberwolves in my life... none of 'em were the belly-rubbin' kind.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (UiRxW)
Just putting that out there.
Posted by: bananadream at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (YR7aL)
Yeah.....
no.
Posted by: Michael Vick at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX)
What if the wolves are armed, and you're giving them the order to fire?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (y87Qq)
here, boy. c'mon, FETCH! *throws stick*
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (oFsfu)
What instrument was used to depict fire in "Peter and the Fire"?
Posted by: Stu Podaso
The Obone
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I thought it was the Bass Oosik?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (0pcqD)
AIR, Dr. Johnny Fever became much more coordinated the drunker he got.
Maybe she just needs a shot of tequila before ascending to the microphone.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelozi at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: THE piano man at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (YR7aL)
First timer, eh?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Smash'em at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (4A5fG)
Posted by: The Crazy World of Arthur Brown at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:14 PM
That reminds me. I used FB for a good purpose a couple days ago, thanks to the Horde. Someone was debating what to get rid of in the entertainment budget and I pulled up the video of Wolf and her salute to abortion. THREE people decided to drop Netflix.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP)
yes, just tried it - got a dog pic
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)
thanks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (qul7b)
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Like that Richard Pryor / Gene Wilder movie See No Evil, Hear No Evil. Making fun of the handicapped.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (r9UYA)
Okay, now you have to explain to the folks what an oosik is....
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:15 PM (c+2jX)
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Yes, well, I've looked into it a little more since I wrote that, by which I mean I looked at Nancy's words again, and she says the Constitution doesn't say we can shout "wolf" in a crowded theater, so I think that means the answer is no.
Because we all know Nancy only wants us to do exactly what the Constitution says. If you squint and look real hard under all the flowery handwriting, you can definitely see the word "Obamacare" in there.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX)
Or maybe a bunch of Theater majors in a pack of wolves?
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (jm1YL)
Next to the turkey drop, the best WKRP ever.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)
Come and set the night on -- WOLF!
Posted by: Jim Morrison at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (HiLJ1)
The dyke, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: gronk at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM
Flammenwolfers?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Occasionally-Cornholed at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (7BywG)
anyone else having issues with getting on amazon?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP)
yes, just tried it - got a dog pic
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)
yep!
Amazon is down like Lisa on Peter's peter!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (/+bwe)
Ayep.
I wrote them a note to tell them I was cancelling because of Obama and Wolfe.
Just don't need the aggravation, and I certainly don't need to pay for it.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (0pcqD)
Just the corruption of power, I guess. *sigh*
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (44PTs)
That's what I think. It must be that they are so addicted to power that it becomes the whole reason for their existence, and nothing else matters.
As for me, I intend to keep working as long as I'm able, but that's just to be useful and keep myself occupied. My job does not involve wielding power over others.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (O5Q3r)
When the site asked the reason, I wrote: Susan Rice, the Obamas and Michelle Wolf.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:16 PM (fceHP)
yes, just tried it - got a dog pic
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:17 PM (bUjCl)
thanks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (fceHP)
Yeesh, the economy will grind to a halt if somebody hacked Amazon.
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (fceHP)
Harsh take on Red Riding Hood. The wolf must've been beta.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (w4N8W)
Herb, "She forgot her broom."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Lester at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (LfJIn)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Elon Musk at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (U2JQS)
"Aim!"
"Wolf!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (0pcqD)
Don't one of you wolf until you see the theater of their fires!
Posted by: Col. Prescott at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Stu Podaso
The Obone
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)
You rang?
Posted by: Ex-Preezy Barack Hussein Obama at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (9q7Dl)
The upshot was that basically "Fire!" is about the only thing you *CAN* yell in a crowded theater. If there is a fire. Anything else you could yell would basically just be disorderly conduct or some other kind of misdemeanor. Also, what happens if you yell "Fire!", people evacuate, but it turns out you were wrong even though you genuinely thought you saw smoke? Is an abundance of caution really that bad? And also also... None of any of that has dick to do with the 1st Amendment.
It might have been Charles CW Cooke. Can't remember.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: WalMart at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Elon Musk at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (U2JQS)
And yet sharks with freeking laser beams is all I asked.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Occasionally-Cornholed at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (7BywG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (+lOpA)
Lib smells bot, calls out poster for only posting since June. Therefore, he's a bot. Begins medium sized back-and-forth with poster she ASSUMED was a bot.
Aren't you kind of admitting, that when you boldly assert that somebody is a bot--and then have the same back-and-forth that you would have about how much Trump sucks, with a real person, that you've kind of invalidated the claim that you can spot a bot?
Instead she goes straight into argue-about-Trump mode. As if she hadn't crowed about outing a bot.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)
Generally, I start the conversation with, "So, when did you have your abortion?"
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 08:23 PM (tV1En)
the Trump curse''
That the ticket. It's Trump's fault.
Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 08:23 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: N. Palsy at July 11, 2018 08:23 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM
I was debating whether to take a shower tonight or in the morning, but spitting coffee over myself has decided tonight. Thanks!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 08:23 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: I am the Walrus at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)
No, Debbie Waffleiron-Schwantz
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Ron Pearlman at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 08:19 PM (2NqXo)
Wolfenwerfers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (nFwvY)
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Is there ANYTHING the man can't do?!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (y87Qq)
Excellent icebreaker
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (7BywG)
The bone of a walrus.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (r9UYA)
Actually, the boner thereof.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (7UW64)
"Let me stand next to your - - wolf?" Bitch set me up!"
- - zombie Hendrix smashing his teleprompter over his Telecaster
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Oldnuke at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (3JWR6)
Posted by: N. Palsy at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: a flaming wolf at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (Evws/)
MAGA
Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (r9UYA)
DiFi is just old and senile and slipping due to old age (her handlers now control nearly everything).
Pelosi is off the rails crazy. Blend that level of crazy with hubris and psychotropics. Ugh.
Posted by: 13times at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (K3B2k)
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That was one of the only times in my life that I saw something, and it actually shocked me that it was in the mainstream media. It's low, even by their standards.
I'll bet that even made a lot of Dems feel yucky.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:20 PM (bUjCl)
i got two standard poodles once
cute
one german shepard looking dog rolling on his back - like when they roll over neighborhood dog poop or dead animals they find in the woods
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Oldnuke at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (3JWR6)
"Ill take Idiot bearded CNN kibbutzniks for $200, Alex."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (JJZzu)
Instead she goes straight into argue-about-Trump mode. As if she hadn't crowed about outing a bot.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM (vDqXW)
Did the bot pass the Turing test? Has Skynet become self-aware?
How do we know she isn't a bot? If two bots get into an argument, does it just continue for eternity?
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:26 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Amazon Day is coming up soon, they may be upgrading to handle traffic...and...things happened
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:21 PM (bUjCl)
So now you are making excuses for Trump and Putin? Do we have to turn in your name to Robert Mueller?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 08:26 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:26 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:26 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)
No, Debbie Waffleiron-Schwantz
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)
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Come on. Mad Auntie Maxscene is clearly the best choice for them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:26 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR)
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Navybrat and I will see your Booker and Melendez and raise you a Kamela and a Feinstein.
But, unlike NB, at least I have McCarthy.
Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (WEBkv)
We had to do that with my Father in Law about 5 years ago or so. He was quite unhappy, but we convinced him that it wasn't an option because we'd all seen what the back of his car looked like. He had a nice luxury car that was kept in good shape - except the rear end had about 1,000 dents in it. His neck had gotten stiff and he didn't like to turn it around anymore, so he'd gotten into the habit of putting it into reverse and just backing up until he felt a bump, and then going on his way. Yep, you really shouldn't drive any more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Kevin Costner at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (c+2jX)
MAGA
Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (r9UYA)
It would cause mass panic if there was a DOJ take down notice on the home page.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Alexandria Che Antifa Ocasio-Guppy-Face Cortez Castro-Mendoza-Nihongo-Chihuahua at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (x9tR0)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07769T9FZ
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (2NqXo)
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well
Wow, wow, wow (hoo hoo hoo)
I was slippin' into darkness
When they took my wolf away
I was slippin' into darkness
When they took, when they took my wolf away
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 08:28 PM (/qEW2)
party need to retire this poor woman and to select instead, as their
leader, Sheila Jackson-Lee.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:18 PM (6FqZa)
No, Debbie Waffleiron-Schwantz
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:24 PM (cY3LT)
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Come on. Mad Auntie Maxscene is clearly the best choice for them.
I'll be along soon!
Posted by: Little Miss Communist From The Bronx at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (O5Q3r)
ALH, ugh, I cannot imagine not wanting the last years spent with those I love.
being Speaker of the House is Pelosi's idea of being with those she loves.
Posted by: mallfly suPreme at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (KxbBq)
I have read it, it isn't in there.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (DH5wZ)
I just printed off a return label before coming here, literally 15 minutes ago.
I guess I did it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (cY3LT)
And loved when Venus walked into Carlson's office 5 sheets gone and wearing that fishing hat with ahoy a foot long bill.
Hey Art, like my new brim?
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (Z7oqE)
His neck had gotten stiff and he didn't like to turn it around anymore, so he'd gotten into the habit of putting it into reverse and just backing up until he felt a bump, and then going on his way. Yep, you really shouldn't drive any more.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Driving by Braille.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: runner at July 11, 2018 08:27 PM (bUjCl)
seems so. I can get to other books I had bookmarked.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (fceHP)
"So when you're on your death bed, are you going have an array of coat hangers around you?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (JJZzu)
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As the official AoS HQ Mistress of Shiv, I would assume you looked at something in a nice machete?
Posted by: blake - used comment salesman at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (x9tR0)
Or what? Ryan will be very, very cross?
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (DH5wZ)
*** Can't you just imagine Nanzi as POTUS. Just being speaker, she demanded an AF plane, had the giant gavel to highlight her power. Very much like Hillary. The only difference being Nancy rambles on like your fuzzy old aunt, vs Hillary's nurse Rachet voice.
Posted by: PaleRider at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Jose Feliciano at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (oivx6)
And half the time I can't even get the "You do not choose to support DC" option to work.
Posted by: golfman at July 11, 2018 08:31 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Occasionally-Cornholed at July 11, 2018 08:31 PM (7BywG)
Posted by: zombie amadeus at July 11, 2018 08:31 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Mega at July 11, 2018 08:31 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Nanci Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:31 PM (of+54)
Or what? Ryan will be very, very cross?
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (DH5wZ)
One stern letter, comin' up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (oFsfu)
https://tinyurl.com/ydhgbqn9
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (1FhAQ)
/sings... Hungry like the wolf....
there goes our comeback...
Posted by: Duran Duran at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Duran Squared at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Lesbians Arguing at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Jose Feliciano at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:29 PM (oFsfu)
https://tinyurl.com/ydhgbqn9
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)
Oh, I get those by the case. Damn convenient.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Stupid Comercial at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (8iiMU)
But really, if there was a wolf in a theater, what else would you yell? Sure there has never been a wolf in a theater, but fires there don's happen either.
Pelosi grew up with her daddy in bed with the mob ... she knows mob wolves (in bed with city/state government) are worse than fires, and she knows the first rule of wolves (mobs/fight club) is you don't yell about your connection to the mob.
seems pretty clear to me.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (tV1En)
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:25 PM (44PTs)
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Well, I'm thinking--and this is the hard part about absolute truths--perhaps the Russian software can post simple phrases, but can alert a human operative (Russian, of course) if they receive feedback of certain types. Sure, it's far-fetched and unnecessary, but it wouldn't be that hard, to alert a human through software.
So, it's not like you can rule it *completely* out. It's just not that likely.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 08:38 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi
And all those chikens jump in the same basket. I love when they do that! Don't forget the basket. And the eggs. Which came first, of course. Can't have have a good omlette without eggs! Breakfast is the most important meal. I like egg omlettes!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (0xY45)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (/qEW2)
A sane Liberal Professor was just on Tucker's Show.
I could have dinner with that guy.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (rv0Fo)
Just keep your back against any available wall
Posted by: Mega at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:22 PM
I remember that opinion piece but I think it was Eugene Volokh. His point was that Justice Holmes used the example because people had been trampled by false alarms, so knowingly causing a panic was actionable. Volokh used the modern example of false valor frauds.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (wdmm9)
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Um. He sounds nice.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 09:34 PM (0jtPF)
Glad I could clear that up for you. Have a nice day! Oh, and, uh... pull up your frickin' pants, like a big boy, would you? You're, what, like, 50 years old, right?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 11, 2018 10:30 PM (wSC8T)
But people with healthy brains also garble and slur their words. Which she's also doing:...
People with healthy brains also confuse "fire" with "wolf.""
Shhhh... keep it to yourself lest San Francisco elects a competent replacement for the old coot.
Posted by: Jeff Powell at July 11, 2018 10:39 PM (kDbfZ)
Posted by: Kevin at July 11, 2018 10:39 PM (iYpgi)
It's more of a contract thing probably than a first amendment thing.
Same goes with "Fire".
Posted by: Realityman at July 12, 2018 06:32 AM (7NSrk)
Posted by: Bully at July 12, 2018 02:16 PM (ObJ5s)
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