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Democracy Dies in Doltishness: Washington Post Quotes Onion Parody Site "The Clickhole" In, Get This, Anti-Trump Article
In an article about some British people trying to make Green Day's 2004 release "American Idiot" chart again to sync with Trump's trip, the Washington Post quoted from a Clickhole article "written by" Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong, confessing the song had been about George Bush.
this fuck-up is so pure it makes me weep pic.twitter.com/JOHHioqIAF
— Jon Hanrahan (@hanrahanrahanra) July 10, 2018
Enough Time Has Passed To Reveal George W. Bush Was The ‘American Idiot’ (By Billie Joe Armstrong)As BEN ROTHLISBURGER might say, IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAYS HE'S REVEALING A 13 YEAR OLD SECRET WHICH WAS NEVER A SECRET!!! Yeah, the "'Sieg Heil' to the president gas man" might have been a teeny tiny little clue that this was about Bush. But the Washington Post, being written by a bunch of young idiots and edited by a bunch of middle age idiots, thought this was real, and cited it for yet another clickbait #Resist article.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Musician
2/28/17 12:09pm When my band Green Day released our album American Idiot almost 13 years ago, we knew we were lobbing a grenade into the lap of the culture. With the fallout from 9/11 and the Iraq War revealing deep divisions in American society, our confrontational lyrics and attitude clearly touched a nerve, if our 15 million records sold are any indication. But now that enough time has passed to let the dust and controversy settle, I finally feel comfortable revealing that the "American Idiot" I sang about was none other than President George W. Bush. Don’t believe me? Go take a listen to “American Idiot” with this new info in mind, and I think you’ll find it all starts to finally click. I like to think that the song, and the album as a whole, takes on new meaning with that final piece in place. When I sang, "Information age of hysteria / It's calling out to idiot America," I wasn’t just calling out America in general--I was calling out President Bush's America. The "alien nation, where everything isn't meant to be okay" wasn’t just some frightening hypothetical: It was our own country! And when I sang, "'Sieg heil' to the president gas man" on "Holiday" later in the album, keen-eared listeners might rightly suspect that I was once again referring to George Bush. Not very kindly, I might add!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 08:30 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:31 PM (ptqGC)
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Posted by: Braenyard at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (zy+gb)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Bosk at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (fjMEv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (CUaMN)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (UiRxW)
Keeps this shit up, the guy will get wolfed by the board of directors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: bubble-wrapped millenial at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (Evws/)
OT:
Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it."
Good man. And I see he is a former Army captain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (HiLJ1)
I should start my own site called "The Liver."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (VM6ev)
MIND. BLOWN.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
"What are you wearing, baby?"
- - 12/31/19 in Barry While Voice
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (N3JsI)
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It's always nice to hear of new uses for the cookbook.
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Future Paolo at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (yWh0O)
WHITE, not While. Sheesh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (w//GY)
- - 12/31/19 in Barry While Voice
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (VM6ev)
I heard Barry While opened for Barry White in Vegas back in '72.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (oFsfu)
Wolf in the hole!
Wolf in the hole!
Wolf in the hole!
(3... 2... 1...)
tkraWHOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: x at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (of+54)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:34 PM (VM6ev)
At this rate, I'm going to start my own and call it "The Charcoal Briquette."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (HiLJ1)
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If true, totes not surprising. It is tough to find Onion like fictional material when these people are parodying themselves so extremely.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:35 PM (MeS8s)
Hey, new movie out this Friday "The Catcher Was a Spy" about Moe Berg.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (VM6ev)
American Pie...
It's about... the death of Richie Valenz, Big Bopper, and Buddy Holly!!!
I NO, RITE???!!!111
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (cY3LT)
They could site a .gif of diarrhea and their readers would suck it up like Billy Kristol on Felch Friday.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (7BywG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (2xR5z)
There's a Shiv's Liquor store nearby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU)
But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (9BLnV)
OT:
Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to testify, so be it."
Good man. And I see he is a former Army captain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:33 PM (VM6ev)
Congress needs to pass a law saying, if you do not testify before us when we ask,
Then you are fired from any Federal Position, AND you loose all benefits, including retirement.
Trump would sign it in a New York Minute...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 11, 2018 08:38 PM (yWh0O)
52 you can't yell wolf in a fiery theater.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU)
You can part Sandra Flukes 80-grit piss flaps and yodel "Michelle Wolf!" and it'll echo for at lest 5 minutes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:38 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:38 PM (DH5wZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:38 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (UiRxW)
What do you expect from a newspaper guy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC)
Oh yeah? Show me.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (DH5wZ)
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We've all got those. For me it was "We Are Motorhead."
The ex had just left me, I was working at perhaps the worst job in Colorado, etc.
I hope everything turned out ok with your kid, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: NAnCy P3l0$i at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (AY3OR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (w//GY)
Just got my Western style belt and holster... for my .45 single action...
What would be a good way to 'store' it? thinking something I can hang on a wall (maybe)...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (JEV/2)
Ooh, he's gonna play her and Peter's favorite game.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (V2Yro)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (tV1En)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (fceHP)
Oh yeah? Show me.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (DH5wZ)
Here you go:
https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1017124645319905281
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (VM6ev)
I suggest we all support them and give them some love.
Facebook tried to take them down for some kind BS- political controversial speech. The band was on" Fox and Friends" and "Diamond and Silk's Chit Chat show" from July 9th
Posted by: redridinghood at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW)
Oh no. I loved their rendition of "Wolves on the Water."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU)
But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Furry street theater:
http://www.zombietime.com/up_your_alley_2015/IMG_2731.JPG
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Not-at-all-Lib Media at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (vDqXW)
What would be a good way to 'store' it? thinking something I can hang on a wall (maybe)...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (NgKpN)
Grandfather hung his on the headboard.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (of+54)
It is still humans writing, but slow-witted, lazy humans using a simple learned algorithm to generate what they now call "Content", because Actual News in an Actual Article based on Actual Reporting (i.e. Actually Asking Questions of people) is beyond the ken of these starch brained cubicle dwellers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (BRvh1)
So let it be written. So let it be done
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (9BLnV)
Nope. Illegal.
https://tinyurl.com/y7nwbn3g
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (7BywG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (w//GY)
And "Lola" was about Scarlett Johannsesn. Ray Davies time travelled into the future to get the reference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (w//GY)
OT:
Sorry but Rep Lee Zeldin has stated (paraphrasing) "if it takes
putting her in handcuffs and taking her in by force to get her (Page) to
testify, so be it."
Good man. And I see he is a former Army captain.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Love the Zeldin (no homo)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (r9UYA)
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald really WAS about that shipwreck on Lake Superior!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Manspainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (Yccrl)
Posted by: SteveOReno at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (UdKB7)
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On a Rooster Cogburn mannequin.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (JEV/2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:36 PM (KP5rU)
But, you can yell wolf in a furry theater.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 08:37 PM (9BLnV)
And you may meet Dana Perino.
Posted by: Harry Knots, corner of 5th and main. at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (of+54)
Posted by: Meat! The other veggie! at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (Zmczq)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
It was about...
uh...
damn, I forget...
Posted by: Manspainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (Yccrl)
That you, Dr. Jones?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW)
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Trampled Underfoot.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (0pcqD)
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I prefer "Wolf" by the Ohio Players.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (2xR5z)
Led zeppelin is Mort?
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW)
The new Zeppelin.
These boys are like 22 through 18:
https://youtu.be/aJg4OJxp-co
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (8iiMU)
Grandfather hung his on the headboard.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (1g7ch)
Got a headboard but it does not have Posts goin up...
Kind of thinking of maybe something like an old style hat rack...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (UiRxW)
The ex had just left me, I was working at perhaps the worst job in Colorado, etc.
I hope everything turned out ok with your kid, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (UiRxW)
Thanks. She has good days and bad days and is living in an ICF. As you said it's one of those things.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Cosda at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (ca9Bo)
Led zeppelin is Mort?
Posted by: nancy p at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (nzKWW)
The new Zeppelin.
These boys are like 22 through 18:
https://youtu.be/aJg4OJxp-co
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (8iiMU)
As long as the 8-year-old Oriental girl is on drums.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (B/amk)
LOL. Gee ... who would've thunk it?
People buy records for the music. Nobody really gives a shit about the lyrics. And it's never been a secret that the left hates America. They hate America the same way they hate Daddy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (7jE3W)
They've taken all the fun out of mocking them. It's like playing a prank on a mentally challenged toddler. No fun. Fills you with self-reproach.
Those responsible for the dumbing down of America have one more crime to answer for.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2018 08:42 PM (88xKn)
I seriously don't think I could pick anything they ever did out of a police lineup. I recall when they were wildly popular, and all I could think was, any band that popular has to be shite.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Chris M at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM (LHT0w)
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No worries at all. My tablet sometimes does the same thing to me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (oivx6)
Full disclosure: I wouldn't know that song if I fell over it.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2)
Explains the video for I'm Still Standing.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:44 PM (oFsfu)
Bring the dogs back! *shudder*
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2)
All the young girls love Alice??
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)
Is Country Joe and The Fish unavailable?
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (B/amk)
Isn't that the band with Hootie? Is Hootie still around? He was good. I liked Hootie. The Blowwolves, not so much.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (FnLXY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (r+sAi)
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"Lucy in The Sky with Diamonds"?
It was about...
uh...
damn, I forget...
Posted by: Manspainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 08:41 PM
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It was about Judy being in disguise, or something.
Posted by: John Fred at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yeah, some of the fetish furry costumes are really terrible and amateurish.
But I thought the freaky dude dressed up as an SF policeman was pretty realistic, though, until I realized he really WAS an SF policeman, patrolling the fair to make sure, uh...to make sure...uh...that there was a sufficient amount of pubic sex going on.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (r+sAi)
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A man of low repoot.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)
didn't care
never liked their music
walked on by...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (B/amk)
Country Joe's mother ran for office in Berkeley back in the day, her sole qualification being having excreted Country Joe.
Of course, that's more than Obongo have ever done, so there's that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (0pcqD)
https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1017124645319905281
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:40 PM (VM6ev)
That's a Tweet. I believed you that he said it.
I really do mean show me. Come on GOP in the Congress, actually enforce the rules.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (DH5wZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (KP5rU)
Whip her naked through the streets, then put her in a cage where passersby can taunt her. That's my go-to.
Posted by: Peter Fonda at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (+lOpA)
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Shot through the heart.
Posted by: Green Day at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (oFsfu)
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I hope there are more good than bad. I guess it's all one can do.Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at July 11, 2018 08:47 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2)
Explains the video for I'm Still Standing.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:45 PM (oFsfu)
"But losing everything, is like the son going down on me..."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:47 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:47 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:47 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2
What about "Don't go Breaking My Heart"? That's a duet with a woman.
Or did she identify as a man?
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (44PTs)
Your current picture is definitely a One, but she doesn't hold a candle to the last one.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)
"Sky Saw"
All the clouds turn to words
All the words float in sequence
No one knows what they mean
Everyone just ignores them
sung simultaneously with above verse:
Mau Mau starter ching ching da da
Daughter daughter dumpling data
Pack and pick the ping pong starter
Carter Carter go get Carter
Perigee
Open stick and delphic doldrums
Open click and quantum data
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (7jE3W)
Canadian Idiot is one of the greatest things ever put on tape / vinyl / plastic.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (cY3LT)
"Time of Your Life", but only because it was the official licensed high school graduation song for about a decade.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Elton J. at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Deep Purple at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (RNno0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2)
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"He's our flying ace, pilot of the future
In an endless space, holy cow
My eyes never saw a rocket that was quite that size"
Hmm. Now I'll listen to those words in an entirely new light,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (rhowD)
At least you didn't link to My Little Pony Girl Rainbow Dash
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2)
Norma Jean was a GUY????
And Indian Sunset...
Mind.... blown...
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (m+Of+)
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Don't wanna be a beer-swilling hockey-nut.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)
didn't care
never liked their music
walked on by...
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That. Is. AWESOME.
These people are fawned over, so the best thing you can do is completely ignore them, like they're a homeless guy. Or a Typical Annoying Liberal.
Walk on By indeed....
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (AHNMM)
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Because I am a big Judas Priest fan, it takes a strong act of will for me to pretend I don't know the truth about songs like "Turbo Lover" and "Devil's Child."
I can do it, by closing my eyes and pretending they're all about Lita Ford.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (+y/Ru)
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Green Day takes it dry behind bus stations. From Nickleback...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM
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And they asked for change from a dime.
Posted by: Elton J. at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (RVcmP)
Or did she identify as a man?
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:48 PM (44PTs)
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Kiki Dee? Gotta believe that one was all woman.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:43 PM (JEV/2
I was on a plane once when some asshole was loudly talking up how close he was to Elton John ("Elton"), and thus how important he must be.
Yeah, knowing an AIDS habitat on the hoof - assuming you do - makes you ... another AIDS habitat, most likely.
And then there was the university where the department chairman spoke portentously about how "Jane and Ted" supported the department's "green" initiatives.
But that's another story.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (r+sAi)
I have a name, you know!
Posted by: The Heterosexual Lyricist at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (AY3OR)
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)
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It's about lighting your farts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (UiRxW)
IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED... THE SONG "WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS ABOUT... A SHIP CALLED THE EDMUND FITZGERALD THAT WRECKED"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (LHT0w)
Mad Hatters, maybe . . . but please don't tell me Mona Lisa was a dude.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (w//GY)
Enough time has passed to reveal that I'm Henery VIII, I am was not about the English king Henry VIII
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (w//GY)
Funny.
Posted by: Daughtry at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (p9qVR)
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)
We don't talk about where that candle has been.
Or would you rather have a song entitled "Zucchini in the wind?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (RNno0)
Posted by: the guy who always yells 'en lobo!' at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)
That was about trying to light up Bernie Taupin's flatus during the '77 blackout.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
Ready.
Aim.
Wolf!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (AY3OR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: The Heterosexual Lyricist at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (AY3OR)
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I believe Taupin was bi.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (vDqXW)
Unless you give the tickets away, of course.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (ZOzgF)
didn't care
never liked their music
walked on by...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 11, 2018 08:46 PM (fceHP)
I could have met him myself for all I know, because I have no idea what he looks like.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:49 PM (r+sAi)
I have a name, you know!
Posted by: The Heterosexual Lyricist at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (AY3OR)
Is that you, Burning Tampon?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (p9qVR)
Picturing Elton John in a dark kitchen:
"Where the hell is that bloody turkey baster?!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (VM6ev)
The Meme wants to touch the Creator.
Ace, meet V'ger (played by Ben Rothlisberger.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (tE2st)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (w//GY)
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Huzzah! When I was younger and crazier, I had to spend a night in jail for trying to bodily remove Chad Kroger from a stage at Red Rocks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (UiRxW)
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I always thouthe that one was about a guy named Edmund who struck out with chicks in a bar, until one night a girl named Gail finally gave him such a great blowjob that he missed dinner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (rhowD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (0xY45)
Posted by: Carly Simon at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (0+2a1)
Posted by: Billie Jean Armstrong at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)
Warren Zevon's "Werewolves of London" was really about the Great Fire of London(1666)!
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (xInes)
About "turning Japanese."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Peter Fonda
Throw dead fish at her as she passes.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (cY3LT)
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THAT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
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162 Candle in the wind ?
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM
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IOW, slinging it's wax in random directions.
Posted by: Elton J. at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)
"Puta madre!"
- - Ocasio-Cortez not from the Bronx
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (VM6ev)
https://youtu.be/5vUi1lndqUE
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (IqV8l)
I don't think I can take
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi
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A stitch in time is a penny saved.
Posted by: Nanzi at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (0+2a1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 11, 2018 08:53 PM (xInes)
About "turning Japanese."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (VM6ev)
Cyndi Lauper's She Bop.
The '80s were weird.
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (44PTs)
Once again, Al shows the way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0
Posted by: f'd at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (UdKB7)
I always thouthe that one was about a guy named Edmund who struck out with chicks in a bar, until one night a girl named Gail finally gave him such a great blowjob that he missed dinner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (rhowD)
And we all know what the 'big lake they call Gitchegumee' is, amiright? *High five*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (tE2st)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)
это правда
https://tinyurl.com/ycsrjepm
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Drooling ProgTard at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Billie Jean Armstrong at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)
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I'll have you know that I've got a dick that can play an L.P.
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (rhowD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)
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Shocking. So were 5-6 of his other songs.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (n2GMY)
IT CAN NOW BE REVEALED... THE SONG "WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD WAS ABOUT... A SHIP CALLED THE EDMUND FITZGERALD THAT WRECKED"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 08:52 PM (cY3LT)
Mind. Blown.
Posted by: That Guy who loves getting mental bjs has mind that is easily blown at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (AY3OR)
An article about a study of Uber drivers that found that men earn more than women. And since the way that Uber works makes it very difficult for the company itself to influence the gender imbalance, the article also lists three reasons for the pay difference.
Spoiler warning - men are different than women
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-uber-gender-pay-20180709-story.html
Posted by: junior at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (c0k8m)
Who takes a cake AND the only copy of the recipe to the Park on a Rainy Day?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (m+Of+)
Enough time has passed to reveal that it's been a long time since I rock 'n rolled
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (UiRxW)
No standing O from the crowd?
Posted by: Daughtry at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (oFsfu)
I saw an Ewok in the shelving section of Ikea...his fur was...not perfect.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (m+Of+)
No, Who took the cake. What had the recipe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (x9tR0)
Tiny Tim was actually ahead of his time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJchayYlr-c
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (sdi6R)
Who takes a cake AND the only copy of the recipe to the Park on a Rainy Day?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (m+Of+)
Dumbledore! That's who.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Nansoy Pelosorn at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (fA1SL)
Actually, nm, we still don't know what the fuck that song is about.
(I mean, except for about 12 minutes long.)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Burning Tarpon at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (0+2a1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)
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Shocking. So were 5-6 of his other songs.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (oivx6)
She is worth a couple songs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (tE2st)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (rhowD)
Posted by: WaPo at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 08:56 PM (oivx6)
And yet, he cheated on her?
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)
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Well, I'll never have it again.
Posted by: Upset Richard Harris at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Shep at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Mitt romney at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WaPo at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oVJmc)
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He's a guy, so...
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (fA1SL)
So he really WASN'T drunk the day his mom got out of prison?
Posted by: fluffy at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (cHbmY)
Chad Kroeger NEVER had a Big 10 Inch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (2xR5z)
Actually, nm, we still don't know what the fuck that song is about.
(I mean, except for about 12 minutes long.)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (icI8A)
Closer to 18 minutes . . . which is just about the length of the missing gap from the Nixon Tapes.
Coincidence? I think not!
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: R. Newman at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (oVJmc)
Where was Park?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (m+Of+)
THIRD BASE!!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (rhowD)
Posted by: Ted at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oFsfu)
Hey, no one said he was a wise man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (tE2st)
Posted by: NC Ref at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (pAx+1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 08:32 PM (AHNMM)"
Yup, spot - on.
Also a welfare system for the college educated.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (w//GY)
I'm eighteen and I don't know what I want
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: R. Newman at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (oVJmc)
Well at least you invented a machine which your music is just one song with different lyrics.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (r+sAi)
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Please don't tell me Johnny Cash never really shot a man in Reno.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (rhowD)
until his teleprompter broke.
So it was about Gaylord all along.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (MeS8s)
Walk on By indeed....
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (AHNMM)
I was on a plane from the East Coast back to LA that featured a young black couple in front of me, and an older black guy across the aisle from me, all of us in first class (don't judge; someone else was paying), so I was perforce kind of in the middle of their conversation.
It turned out that the younger guy was being flown to LA to record a rap album, while the older guy - replete with pimp hat - was apparently some big shot rapper, (whom amazingly enough I didn't know), judging by the groveling done by the younger black guy as the older guy pontificated away.
They were both a bit let down when they realized I didn't have the faintest idea who they were, and couldn't possibly have cared less.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Francis Scott Key at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (AY3OR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 11, 2018 09:02 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:03 PM (w//GY)
And clickhole could get repetitive IIRC. They parody the "listicle" "top 10" style of journalism a lot. Ok guys I get it, it's vapid. You've made your point.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 09:03 PM (/qEW2)
I can do it, by closing my eyes and pretending they're all about Lita Ford.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW)
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Wait. Are you intimating that "Turbo Lover" isn't about his motorcycle?
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 11, 2018 09:03 PM (v3DL/)
Where was Park?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:58 PM (m+Of+)
THIRD BASE!!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (cY3LT)
He was a Seoul brother!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Michael Mooer at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (qul7b)
So he really WASN'T drunk the day his mom got out of prison?
Posted by: fluffy
DAC is on something, I'm quite sure. And I wasn't sure if DAC had a cowrite on the song so checked: John Prine cowrote with SG.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (r+sAi)
You know what "Kill the Poor" is about? Killing the poor.
You know what "Too Drunk to Fuck" is about? Being too drunk to fuck.
You know what "Rambozo the Clown" is about? Yeah, neither do I, it's an album track from one of their more mediocre releases. But dollars to donuts it's about a fucking clown.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (icI8A)
As my father, a used and new car salesman, told young Jukin "The people that "think" they are smart are the easiest to fool."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: zombie Elvis on Celebrity Jeopardy at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (uVmY+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (rhowD)
If you're referring to "American Pie", someone once asked Don McLean what the song meant.
He replied, "It means I'll never have to work again."
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:04 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: creeper...not sinister, just slow at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (LHT0w)
Posted by: dantesed at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (88xKn)
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Reform through labor is possible. There's a
transcontinental canal network project - artisanal, let us say. Dug by
hand. And no locks. All one level, for make transit by PanaMax
freighters more simple.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut
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I'm thinking bigger. Imagine a trans-Atlantic canal system. Simple shipping of passengers and cargo all the way to Europe!
Posted by: Joey Biden at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Mitt romney at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 08:59 PM (oFsfu)
Hey, no one said he was a wise man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (tE2st)
I thought the story was, he asked for the divorce because she wouldn't bang him anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 11, 2018 09:05 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (fA1SL)
transcontinental canal network project - artisanal, let us say. Dug by hand. And no locks. All one level, for make transit by PanaMax freighters more simple.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut
Are you channeling Joe Stalin now?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (V2Yro)
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Yeah... but what wasn't so great for me, was that the cop guarding the stage had a big 24". Baton.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Santa Claus at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (rhowD)
That would be Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin, you communist.
And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Jeebus.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:07 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:07 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 09:07 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: auscolpyr
Maybe it's a statement about which age group has disposable income for tickets.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:07 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Ted at July 11, 2018 09:01 PM (nzKWW)
I think the next project for the intrepid WaPo reporters should be figuring out the meaning of "bustle in your hedge row".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 09:07 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2018 09:07 PM (rhowD)
Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Santa Claus at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (89T5c)
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Sad but true, I burned a deep groove on that track in college.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:00 PM (44PTs) "
Haldeman, you got that Iron Butterfly LP? I'm about to light up a fat one. And turn that fucking tape recorder off!
Posted by: Nixon at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (icI8A)
What about Right Now, smart guy? Solve that one.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Lance Hardthrust at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (qul7b)
All one level, for make transit by PanaMax freighters more simple.
Ships carrying surge protector outlets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (IqV8l)
Some professor writes a fucking scholarly article about it. Wege der Kommunikation zwischen Byzanz und dem Westen 2, BOO 9.2 (Mainz: 201
391-419.
tinyurl.com/ycz3j7qu
oh and here's the music. Skol!
youtube.com/watch?v=1x-5ZkTMyMc
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (6FqZa)
Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+)
"Angie" has a special resonance for me, for personal reasons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD)
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Same reason I love Guttermouth and (old) Screeching Weasel. Before the emo shit, when they were all methed out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (UiRxW)
Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+)
Is that like "Dead Flowers"?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (MeS8s)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (fA1SL)
Slayton cooks the crystal meth 'cuz the shine don't sell.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (w4N8W)
Cat Steven's Father & Son was actually Cat Stevens singing a song from both the Father AND Son's perspectives.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (n2GMY)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)
That would be Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin, you communist.
And if you are going to pick a Stones song, it's Brown Sugar. Jeebus.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:06 PM (w//GY)
Oh come on. Those songs barely scratch the top five of either the Stones or Zeppelin.
And don't make me start on Dylan.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (m+Of+)
The science is not yet settled.
"Panama", however...
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW)
CNN Politics
@CNNPolitics
Nancy Pelosi doesn't sound like she's going anywhere | Analysis by CNN's Gregory Krieg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)
Short skirt and a Long Jacket is about a girl in a Short skirt and a Long Jacket
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (2xR5z)
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A few days ago, I literally had a conversation about the meaning of that very song. This can be confirmed.
You're cleared it up. Thank you.
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Boobs Streisand at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD)
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"Beth" by Kiss is the same for me. Sigh...... Beth Sebastian, freshman year HS.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 08:39 PM (m+Of+)
I thought the native Americans sent the wolf to San Fran in 1906 because the coal fires were causing global warming and raising the seas onto their native lands.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (sdi6R)
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Heaven forbid! You start on Dylan and then you graduate to the harder stuff. And then it's Arlo Guthrie and Woody. Pretty soon, its 10 Pete Seegers a day.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (m+Of+)
"Can't reach for?" Is that good or bad?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (AHNMM)
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Pssshhh... I'm already in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.
Posted by: Iggy Azalea at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (UiRxW)
Rock song: Rock and Roll -- Led Zeppelin
Pop song: Brandy (You're a Fine Girl) -- Looking Glass
R&B song: The Love I Lost -- Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes
Country song: He Stopped Loving Her Today
Music video: Sharp Dressed Man -- ZZ Top
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (w//GY)
That is the state of today's music, it sucks.
Soy Rock
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at July 11, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)
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I call it whiney rock because it is all about be a pussy to get some pussy. I could respect the late 60s folk music but this.. IJDK
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (pw+jk)
Bring Me Dead Flowers is the best tune they ever made.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (m+Of+)
No that would be Live With Me. Great bass intro
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (SiINZ)
She's certainly not going to Norway to pick up her Nobel Prize in Physics. At a guess.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 09:12 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6) "
This is why it's better to date foreign broads. Not exactly many rock songs about "Bhawani" or "Kanae."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (icI8A)
But. Zeppelin was no Sabbath.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (m+Of+)
I like Carouselambra only because listening to Bonham cruise at 80mph for 15 minutes is mesmerizing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: DESCENDENTS at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (w4N8W)
--
CNN Politics
@CNNPolitics
Nancy Pelosi doesn't sound like she's going anywhere | Analysis by CNN's Gregory Krieg
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Good It's about time somebody took her drivers license away.
Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD)
You're David Bowie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (SiINZ)
Today's adventure in unintentional layers....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:08 PM (0pcqD)
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"Beth" by Kiss is the same for me. Sigh...... Beth Sebastian, freshman year HS.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6)
In my case, it wasn't the name. And I was in my early 20s, so almost nine years ago, when irresistible circumstances forced us apart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (0pcqD)
It's NOT about the restaurant.
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (0xY45)
I believe it's called "Untitled" off of Led Zep V.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (icI8A)
Bonham's squeaky pedal is all over that one...but the version from The Song Remains the Same? Awesome.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: Santa Claus at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW
Damn good song when the right band plays it live.
Posted by: Harry Knots, corner of 5th and main. at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (of+54)
It's NOT about the restaurant.
Posted by: Arlo Guthrie at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (0xY45)
Sponsored by Xerox.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (SiINZ)
Sorry, don't get the reference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (0pcqD)
Haitian Divorce is about a divorce in Haiti.
Ricky don't lose that number is about a homo hookup... possible... testing the water kind of thing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mansplainer extraordinaire at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (Yccrl)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Freedom rockers at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (m+Of+)
One of the coolest channels on Youtube!
https://tinyurl.com/yat65evk
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (x9tR0)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:14 PM (0pcqD)
Someone yelled "Wolf!" in a crowded theater.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (+y/Ru)
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Mick wrote that shit about bangin' Angie Bowie.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (pw+jk)
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Where do you get homo?
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)
... and her gun.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (m+Of+)
If she met "Jeremy" then both songs would've ended differently.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (oFsfu)
One of the best and under appreciated Zep songs is Night Flight
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: R. Newman at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (w//GY)
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You cried wolf once too often.
Posted by: Todd Rundgren at July 11, 2018 09:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)
If you have to ask...
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:17 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Wolf in a Crowded Theater at July 11, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 09:11 PM (oivx6) "
This is why it's better to date foreign broads. Not exactly many rock songs about "Bhawani" or "Kanae."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:13 PM (icI8A)
That's why, when were expecting our first, before we knew the sex, a number of names were out if the child was a girl. Out. Dead out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:17 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:17 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:18 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 09:18 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:18 PM (pw+jk)
Sorry, don't get the reference.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:15 PM (0pcqD)
The rumor was the song was about Angie Bowie. David's wife at the time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:18 PM (SiINZ)
Led Zep's "Rock and Roll" was fine, but I like a half dozen of their other songs better.
I remember Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" when it came out. I hated disco, but that song made me cringe. It sounded like a cantankerous old coot telling the disco kids to get off his lawn.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Nancy at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (zNp+J)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:16 PM (oFsfu) "
Yeah, Jeremy would have had two slugs in his head instead of one.
(Always bugged me that the music video for that song got pulled from MTV post-Columbine - it's about a suicide, not a massacre)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (icI8A)
What is on top of a house?
"Woof"
What is on a tree?
"Bark"
What is a texture of sandpaper?
"Ruff"
*gets booted out of the bar*
Dog says, "You should've asked harder questions"
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Which list is longer:
( )names I can't give my daughter
( )drinks/liquors I will never drink again
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R) "
But...we built a whole city on it!
Posted by: Starship nee Jefferson at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (y87Qq)
hated disco, but that song made me cringe. It sounded like a
cantankerous old coot telling the disco kids to get off his lawn.
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If you live in metro Detroit, you get to hear Bob Seger EVERY SINGLE day on the radio.
It's horrible. Just horrible.
ALL of Seger makes me cringe, except for some early Bob Seger system stuff.
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 09:21 PM (SV/HG)
Take note that those who get looked upon daily as if they were John Lithgow in Footloose, are killing it in a category that requires wit and adroit cultural observations.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2018 09:21 PM (rnAwa)
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You tell yourself you're not my kind
But you don't even know your mind
And you could have a change of heart
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (SRarZ)
Holy crap Rikki Don't Lose That Number is some about some homo stuff. Damn.
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Today I found out that Turning Japanese is about male masturbation.
Really?
Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (m+Of+)
(XXXX)names I can't give my daughter
( )drinks/liquors I will never drink again
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:22 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:23 PM (r+sAi)
Ha ha ha. Oops I hacked up a boulder.
Posted by: Billy the Mountain at July 11, 2018 09:23 PM (UdKB7)
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Aaaaand... we've come full circle. So is Longview by Green Day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:23 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot
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Hey...don't mess with our marketing concept.
Posted by: Squatty Potty Inc. at July 11, 2018 09:24 PM (rYk7m)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:18 PM (SiINZ)
Ah.
Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:24 PM (0pcqD)
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Aaaaand... we've come full circle. So is Longview by Green Day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:23 PM (UiRxW)
Pikers!
Posted by: Billy Squier at July 11, 2018 09:24 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Starship nee Jefferson at July 11, 2018 09:24 PM (icI8A)
if you've spent time on 4chan / 8chan . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: NOFX at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (m+Of+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (KP5rU)
30 year old black woman named Laquisha Jones.
The beating took place in the Willowbrook neightborhood, in a voting district that went for Hillary by over 90%.
But yep, totally a Trump voter. Totally.
The NYT has a picture of the victim, but, oddly, no picture of the perpetrator. I'm sure they'll correct that right away.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Clarence Carter at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (kf11g)
Get it -- JackET ?! Like masturbate?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (n2GMY)
Steely Dan: stoners.
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:25 PM (3HNOQ)
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Yes they were, but they were universal subversives.
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (Izzlo)
Enough time has passed to reveal that Ali MacGraw got made at you for giving head to Steve McQueen
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Harry Knots, corner of 5th and main. at July 11, 2018 09:26 PM (of+54)
Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (r+sAi)
Who would have figured that a band named after a steam-powered dildo in a William S. Burroughs novel might have some homo stuff going on?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Billy the Mountain at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (JKNZq)
US Marshals served subpoena on FBI lawyer Lisa Page, Goodlatte says, threatening to hold her in contempt
Why don't they hold her in jail?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:28 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 09:28 PM (zLDYs)
Shit, I could've guessed that.
That's like going to Korea and saying you're looking for someone named Park, Lee, or Kim.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:29 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)
Why don't they hold her in jail?
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A stand down order. From the top, aka "the DNC" and "Herr Soros."
Posted by: The US Marshalls, Deep State Minions at July 11, 2018 09:29 PM (AHNMM)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 09:29 PM (w//GY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 09:29 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Circa
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Speaking of that, I'm only two years behind hearing about this. Was it a topic at the time?
"Report: Russians buy tons of baseball bats and almost no balls"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybusnmlc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 09:30 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:20 PM (y87Qq)
Who told you that?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:30 PM (w4N8W)
but they shouldn't
unless they are from the heart of informed patriots pushing the liberty and sovereign individual message. There are hints of that in many songs ... but too often they lean toward Marxist/Gaia/leftist theology ... EPA will save us, we must regulate you.
Self Reliance ... the sovereign individual ... those are high ideals, most agree, but the commie sees a way to promise such while HE will actually control "free thought".
America is Unique, individual sovereign, then states sovereign, next level is country sovereignty ... mobs (controlled by the 0.1%) want to co-opt that ideal. (control energy sure, Bush/Saudi plan)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 09:31 PM (bT8Z4)
And bats are good for traditional gopnik dancing.
https://youtu.be/afP71xwLI8Y
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
A subtle song, requiring repeated listening to peel back the multi-layered lyrics.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 11, 2018 09:31 PM (2xR5z)
no way, sounds like a parody name.
Trying to find the story again. It went POOF from the front page of Google news, even though it was front and center 15 minutes ago.
Here's the LA County Sheriff's report:
http://lasdnewsroom.org/article_layout_1.aspx?ID=197
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 09:31 PM (GXOTw)
"Report: Russians buy tons of baseball bats and almost no balls"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybusnmlc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 09:30 PM (CDGwz)
Nothing beats a good piece of hickory
Posted by: Pale Rider at July 11, 2018 09:31 PM (oFsfu)
no way, sounds like a parody name.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM
LaQueefa Jones...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:32 PM (2PDGG)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2018 09:32 PM (tKil8)
Posted by: Billy the Mountain at July 11, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7)
I thought it was about Richard Gere going for diversity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 09:33 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: Quantravarius Smith at July 11, 2018 09:33 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:33 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:33 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:34 PM (e9G8E)
Dog says "Well I was a homeless pup that was taken in by the army. I went to ranger school and made 130 jumps with my human partner. When I got out of the army I went into the Peace Corps and went to Ecuador and help build schools up in the mountains for poor kids. Then I got back and here I am."
The Guy says "That's amazing why are you giving this fantastic dog away for free." The owner says "He's a Damn liar. He didn't do any of that shit."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:34 PM (pw+jk)
I remember about 10-15 years ago when there was bad rioting going on in the U.K. that baseball bats suddenly became the #1 most popular item on amazon.co.uk.
This sudden burst of popularity for baseball in LimeyLand has never been adequately explained.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 09:35 PM (GXOTw)
* spits *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:35 PM (fA1SL)
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US Marshals served subpoena on FBI lawyer Lisa Page, Goodlatte says, threatening to hold her in contempt
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Why don't they hold her in jail?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:28 PM
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I personally hold a shit-ton of people in contempt. My contempt accomplishes exactly as much as that of congress.
Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 09:35 PM (RVcmP)
https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/07/11/ ann-coulter-kavanaugh-threatens-the-lefts-right-to-cheat/
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 09:35 PM (of+54)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (tE2st)
* spits *
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You sound nearly identical to my Serbian ex-girlfriend on this topic. I'm laughing pretty hard. Right down to the "wrong alphabet" part.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (tE2st)
What? *pulls cotton balls out of ears*
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (qul7b)
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No... That's "Anchorage Freedom."
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
Then what was the song Cocaine about?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
That way he spits out Phil-a-del-phia freedom lyrics, I can see it.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:39 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
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Independence Hall
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)
A nine year old said it, a website quoted it, a dot gov website quoted the website, and then the news agencies picked it up and ran with it.
Now it's law.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:40 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:40 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (e9G8E)
No relation to Barnaby
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:40 PM (SiINZ)
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My brother told me that "Philadelphia Freedom" was about cocaine.
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
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Then what was the song Cocaine about?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM
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The Philadelphia Experiment.
Posted by: irright at July 11, 2018 09:40 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)
Explains the crack.
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
Autoplagarizing the riff from "Sunshine of your Love"?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: Guam tipper at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (/DvFd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZMGHZVPWGk
Like I said above, I just don't like most of these. All of these bands have other songs I like better.
I'd say that I like Bill Haley's song the best by far.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (e9G8E)
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93 MILLION PEOPLE ARE KILLED EVERY DAY BY GUNS!
Posted by: Terry McAuliffe at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (sd+O2)
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (YPqbH)
*chanting, no yoko, no yoko.....*
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (YPqbH)
Cigarettes in Montana
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
Then what was the song Cocaine about?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
How to get pussy.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (of+54)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:42 PM (YPqbH)
"Baby Got Back"
(superior live version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: lin-duh at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM (fA1SL)
Hey, I managed to qualify for all three of those!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (tE2st)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
something, something Tulip somethings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (sd+O2)
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https://youtu.be/Txm5ESGyfqo?t=22
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians, #Woke at July 11, 2018 09:44 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (qul7b)
Then what was the song Cocaine about?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)
How to get pussy.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (of+54)
Just grab 'em!
Posted by: Donald Trump at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (fA1SL)
I can't wait!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (e9G8E)
Completely different? It's...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:45 PM (SiINZ)
"Baby Got Back"
(superior live version)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gW6yQZyx5w
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:43 PM (y87Qq)
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Ha. Thanks. It's interesting, but I don't know anyone who doesn't like that song at least a little. And I know white trash folks, I know rockabilly folks, I know country and western folks, straight edge, snooty jazz, etc.
Everybody likes it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 11, 2018 09:46 PM (YPqbH)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 09:46 PM (oFsfu)
Yes. It's about guys who cannot lie.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 09:46 PM (w4N8W)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)
Enough time has passed to reveal that an album about a deaf, dumb and blind kid who played a mean pinball was about someone named Tommy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 09:48 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 09:48 PM (SV/HG)
Posted by: garrett
Hey, I was BORN in Leeds!
Posted by: Todd Margaret at July 11, 2018 09:48 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2018 09:47 PM (KP5rU)
Basque? No, no... Gascon?
Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 09:48 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2018 09:49 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 09:49 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 09:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: goon at July 11, 2018 09:50 PM (PEcU2)
Posted by: Ersatz at July 11, 2018 09:50 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:50 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 09:50 PM (yN/cP)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at July 11, 2018 09:50 PM (e9G8E)
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Village People's song 'Bunghole Cherry Poppers' is about 50's street racing cars!
Posted by: Progtard Fapsalot, IV at July 11, 2018 09:41 PM
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'Bunghole Cherry Poppers' never made any logical sense. When dealing with a bunghole you crush the chocolate-chip.
Posted by: Shep! at July 11, 2018 09:51 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 09:37 PM (3HNOQ)
As I recall, there was a new American soccer league, the Philadelphia team was called the Freedom, and Elton John invested in it. So the song was pretty much an advertisement.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 09:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 09:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 11, 2018 09:53 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 10:14 PM (0+2a1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2018 10:16 PM (0+2a1)
https://youtu.be/5vUi1lndqUE
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 08:55 PM (MeS8s)
Wow. That's gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 10:26 PM (0pcqD)
Posted by: gp at July 11, 2018 10:29 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 11, 2018 10:44 PM (FLiOE)
Dear God.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 11, 2018 11:53 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2018 12:22 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at July 12, 2018 12:33 AM (wSC8T)
And wouldnt it be sweet to send a B-1, AKA the Bone, over Trafalgar Square at about 300 feet and Mach Holy-shit and let the shockwave rupture that fucking balloon? Why yes, yes it would.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 12, 2018 08:21 AM (wTIrE)
And, "I voted again for George Bush because John "Vietnam" Forbes Kerry was once a part of Winter Soldier and I am a Vietnam Veteran."
At no time did I vote for George Bush because I thought he was the best choice for President after Clinton, He was just the least FUBAR of the three offered.
Seems I voted for Romney and McCain over Obama as well for the same reason.
It was like the old Douche or Crap sandwich type of thing.
Posted by: obsidian at July 12, 2018 10:56 AM (7+yqP)
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