Troll-King Trump



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:25 PM




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1 Nice. IRL shitposting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

2 Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 10, 2018 12:25 PM (uDcBt)

3 Nice.

Posted by: iwuzhere at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (9wYFF)

4 That's hilarious.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (md3fh)

5 It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)

6 Troll Master: Schadenboner.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (yG6Vk)

7 Another impeachable offense!

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (LiyEm)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:27 PM (zCpUM)

9 Hogan Gibley is a Charleston, SC boy.


He knows the many subtle meanings of "bless your heart."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

10
Ha ha ha.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (1AK1h)

11 I've got to hand it to the WH staff. It was good thinking to put the Hillary portrait conveniently near the dumpster.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (Bv9F2)

12 They should have lit the Dumpster on Fire.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (lgWNz)

13 Garbage people should like that route.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (r9UYA)

14 Only way to be less subtle would be to put the painting in the dumpster and light it on fire.

Posted by: Joe, not the other one at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (7pOq5)

15 Dammit. Gidley, not Gibley.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

16 Civilization, as we know it, is at risk!!11!!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (vtcmf)

17 So much for law and order. - Hill Wawkins

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (fA1SL)

18 That is too funny. Lol..WH staff learning some trolling tips from the boss man.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (a0IVu)

19 They should have lit the Dumpster on Fire.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (lgWNz)


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Then people would claim it was to cover up poaching.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (/ijW5)

20 It doesn't meet our high standards.

Posted by: Sanitation Engineers at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (tqyrn)

21 That's beautiful. If the HRC portrait had only wept a single stigmatic tear of blood...

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)

22 The portrait can go back into storage now, like the last scene in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Never to be seen again.

Posted by: Ruthless at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (md3fh)

23 16 Civilization, as we know it, is at risk!!11!!
Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (vtcmf)


Bags of feces face certain extinction...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (1AK1h)

24
Nice to see ya, Ace.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (fceHP)

25 wanna bet that Hillary's pic graces the terlits too?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (7/fWX)

26 But who is the Bronze even nearer the dumpster?

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (zCpUM)

27 Anyone up for a game of darts?

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (gg7dk)

28 It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.
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And on fire

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (8QCIZ)

29 I wonder when it is going to dawn on any of them that Trump doesn't care if they like him or not? The attention, whether good or bad, is what gives him the energy that lesser, younger men long for.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (hLRSq)

30 Clarification needed. Was that the Official Hillary Clinton Dumpster, or just any old dumpster?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (Bv9F2)

31 Pence just told Rush that when he and Kavanaugh were walking through the rotunda, the general public that were visiting on tour broke out in loud applause.

BOOM!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (r9UYA)

32 The Beast's portrait needs several empty liquor bottles scattered around her feet.

For realism.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)

33 I've got to hand it to the WH staff. It was good thinking to put the Hillary portrait conveniently near the dumpster.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (Bv9F2)

Saint Hillary. The patron saint of refuse and used Depends.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (9BLnV)

34 I love that Benny guy's panoramic pic atop his twatterz. Heh heh heh. I still get great pleasure outta that image.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (mQ0Mc)

35 wanna bet that Hillary's pic graces the terlits too?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo

Naw, just her e-mail server.

Posted by: WH Trolls R Us at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (tqyrn)

36 That pedestal for the bronze is tilting. Trying to move away from pantsuit maybe. Depends who the Bronze is.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (zCpUM)

37 Why is Hillary even on the wall?

I don't see the horns.

Painters personal interpretation?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (fceHP)

38 What a wonderful world we live in, where there is no SC justice Eric Holder, nor nominee Lawrence Tribe.

Hillary Clinton will never be president nominate a SC justice

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (7ZVPa)

39 Is it me, or does that Bronze Statue of a guy Stroking It push it a little too far??

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (lgWNz)

40 If Hillary manages to stay alive through 2019, she might manage to be the Democrat Party's Historic Last serious presidential candidate.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (mk7Bj)

41 I'm with her

Posted by: The Dumpster at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (8QCIZ)

42 first

Posted by: Latemarch at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (sUh98)

43 They should put her portrait in the shitter with a mock up of her server...wiped clean of course

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (Lg2h/)

44 And last

Posted by: Latemarch at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (sUh98)

45 How many more journalists will die just because Trump treated the media with such disrespect?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (Bv9F2)

46 Of course, those that said Obama had an ulterior motive when he made the Dalai Lama and Bibi Netanyahu leave the White House through a back door and walk by bags of piled garbage were branded "conspiracy theorists".

Posted by: metaps at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (w/p7Z)

47 We just can't allow Literally Hitler to be nominated to SCOTUS!!11!!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (vtcmf)

48 Kindav a slow news day.

Other than PDT and Kavanaugh ending civilization as we know it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (Lg2h/)

49 When they go low, we go high!

Posted by: Tater's Inedible Tater Salad at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (/qi1k)

50 Shipping today to Africa. New t-shirts that say Stop Barrett! And Stop Kethledge! They are all XXL's and up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (N1tMR)

51 Civilization, as we know it, is at risk!!11!!
Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 10, 2018 12:28 PM (vtcmf)

Nancy could put Hillary portraits in San Francisco to indicate where to leave the bags of shit.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (9BLnV)

52 I love that Hillary appears to be propping herself up on chairs. How prescient.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (/ijW5)

53 48
Kindav a slow news day.



Other than PDT and Kavanaugh ending civilization as we know it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (Lg2h/)
Because AF1 hasn't landed in Europe yet. Then the outrage will pick up again.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (a0IVu)

54 Painting of who?

Dunno who that is.

Must not be anyone important.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (IqOTP)

55 46 Of course, those that said Obama had an ulterior motive when he made the Dalai Lama and Bibi Netanyahu leave the White House through a back door and walk by bags of piled garbage were branded "conspiracy theorists".
Posted by: metaps at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (w/p7Z)



So PDT is sort of like George Patton, whipping it out and pissing into the Rhine?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (1AK1h)

56 Yes, yes it was glorious, I read about that this morning. A thing of beauty.

Anyone familiar with the post-Civil War western expansion knows there were a lot of former slaves who pioneered, and that the Indian Wars left big tracts of the Rocky Mountain West settled by single females.

Hence, why the Western States led the way on women's suffrage - too many landowners were female, to deny them the franchise.


Yep. Generally speaking cowboys didn't care who you were or what you looked like, only if you could do the job and weren't a PITA to be around in the bunkhouse.

And, of course, the whole Cowboy thing came from Mexican Vaqueros.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)

57 "When they go low, we go high!"

*koff* duuuude...

Posted by: Gary Johnson at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (7/fWX)

58 Probably no protesters today in DC becauses it's hot and snowflakes might melt

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (Lg2h/)

59 It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.


And partially covered by an old blue dress.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (0tfLf)

60 48. Presser in half an hour re: Seth Rich. Claims a credible witness. Claims DEA & ATF employees did it. Could be yuuge - could be a shitshow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)

61
Trump is literally writing the book on presidential trolling

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (10vO4)

62 Shipping today to Africa. New t-shirts that say Stop Barrett! And Stop Kethledge! They are all XXL's and up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (N1tMR)

Must have just been for the females. The soy boys are usually either Medium, Small, or Fairy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (9BLnV)

63 Hillary has never been as thin as she is in the portrait. I guess the artist only had a 48 inch width inside the frame to work with.

Posted by: Red Enchilada at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (+i7ay)

64 OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)

65 "Generally speaking cowboys didn't care who you were or what you looked like, only if you could do the job and weren't a PITA to be around in the bunkhouse. "

well...

Posted by: Broke Back Mountain at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (7/fWX)

66 BOOOOOINGG!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (a3tan)

67 Looks like a nice fern in front of hILLRY for the "reporters" to wank into.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (gg7dk)

68 It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.
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And on fire
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (8QCIZ)


Next to Obama's.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (fceHP)

69 It's juvenile and low. That's why I like it so much.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

70 Unborn souls cry for justice! Wait, what?

Posted by: San Fran Nan at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (vtcmf)

71 Hillary has never been as thin as she is in the portrait. I guess the artist only had a 48 inch width inside the frame to work with.
Posted by: Red Enchilada at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (+i7ay)

Ran out of ink

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (Lg2h/)

72 Seems to me that if you visit the WH & want to meet Trump, hanging out by the Hillary portrait in the Hall of Shame is the place to be.

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (7HtZB)

73 Hillary has never been as thin as she is in the portrait. I guess the artist only had a 48 inch width inside the frame to work with.
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I think it captures her wide ass and hips quite well.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (8QCIZ)

74 And, of course, the whole Cowboy thing came from Mexican Vaqueros.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)

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Strange. I thought they were descended from red-headed Yolandas.

Posted by: Sen. Geary at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (Bv9F2)

75 "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

really?

Posted by: sex-selective abortion at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (7/fWX)

76 Painting of who?



Dunno who that is.



Must not be anyone important.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (IqOTP)


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President's wife, drove the guy to infidelity that eventually led to his impeachment. Pretty incredible to consider her influence, really.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (/ijW5)

77 nice

Posted by: brak at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (VckGX)

78 Hollywood Resistance Freaks over Kavanaugh Nomination

'Will Cement the First American Dictatorship' -BB


Well, do you know who dictators usually rid themselves of first?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (r9UYA)

79 67 Looks like a nice fern in front of hILLRY for the "reporters" to wank into.
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (gg7dk)


Ficus Lewinsky.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (1AK1h)

80 Still not tired of #winning

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (jxbfJ)

81 Vodka is the bowel killer.

Posted by: Shit the Bene Gesserit said at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (DS2df)

82 Anyone up for a game of darts?
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at July 10, 2018 12:29 PM (gg7dk)


Pin the tail on the donkey.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (fceHP)

83
Trump is the Knute Rockne of presidential trolling

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (10vO4)

84 I doubt any of the presstitutes understood what was just done. Which is probably why an explanation was tweeted out.

Ben Roeshlisburger lives!

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (qC1Sy)

85 How many more journalists will die just because Trump treated the media with such disrespect?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (Bv9F2)

Hmm? I'm going to go with "all". It might take 50 years, but nobody gets out alive.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (9BLnV)

86 Hillary Clinton will NEVER be president. It is a glorious day!

Posted by: Ladyl at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (TdMsT)

87 Kindav a slow news day.


For me it's the best news day I can remember.

It's just that "hooray the Thai soccer kids got rescued" doesn't lend itself to much debate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (fuK7c)

88

I think it captures her wide ass and hips quite well.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (8QCIZ)

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Also, the glint of the exoskeleton was captured with remarkable realism.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (Bv9F2)

89 As someone who was late to board the Trump Train (but I did vote for him), I'm loving him more every single day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

90 Shipping today to Africa. New t-shirts that say Stop Barrett! And Stop Kethledge! They are all XXL's and up.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (N1tMR)

An enterprising African could open up a Museum of the Also-Rans.

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (7HtZB)

91 57 "When they go low, we go high!"

*koff* duuuude...
Posted by: Gary Johnson at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (7/fWX)

Don't be stingy with the good stuff! Sharing is caring

Posted by: Tater's Inedible Tater Salad at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (/qi1k)

92 Presser in half an hour re: Seth Rich. Claims a credible witness. Claims DEA & ATF employees did it. Could be yuuge - could be a shitshow.

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Presser with who????

Places 500 quatloos on "bullshit"

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

93 >>72 Seems to me that if you visit the WH & want to meet Trump, hanging out by the Hillary portrait in the Hall of Shame is the place to be.
Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (7HtZB)

I'm told you get an audience if you're found looking up at the portrait, nodding your head and intoning "schlonged...again."

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)

94 87. They went into the cave willingly. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)

95 OT on Kavanaugh - BB has the scoop that supposedly 20 years ago, he (Kavanaugh) mouthed 'bitch' at Hillary Clinton during a SOTU viewing - this being from David Brock (so, grain of salt). Still, if true, I am beginning to like Kavanaugh much more already.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (a0IVu)

96 Marie Hork just said, "Pro-choice is not pro-abortion."

Well, Marie. What is it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

97 I remember when that prick Obama made me leave the White House through the trash exit. What an asshole!

Posted by: The Dalai Lama at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (O5Q3r)

98 OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
.............

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ... oh wait
WE'RE ALL GONNA LIVE!

Posted by: female fetus at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (gg7dk)

99 speaking of PITA, I think I am going to lighten up on the spicy food tonight. Owww

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (7/fWX)

100 OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Really? Is Kavanaugh going to grab them like Jack the Ripper and mutilate millions of them. The left is so overwrought!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (AllCR)

101 92. Jack Burkman. We'll see. He's not exactly insane.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (fA1SL)

102 87 Kindav a slow news day.


For me it's the best news day I can remember.

It's just that "hooray the Thai soccer kids got rescued" doesn't lend itself to much debate.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:36 PM (fuK7c)

Rescuing Trapped Kids from Caves is a Bad Idea - Here's Why

- Vox.com

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

103 I am on Air Force One flying to NATO and hear reports that the FBI
lovers, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page are getting cold feet on testifying
about the Rigged Witch Hunt headed by 13 Angry Democrats and people
that worked for Obama for 8 years. Total disgrace!

@RealDonaldTrump 2h

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (r9UYA)

104 I'd suggest they move that portrait to the basement, but I think while Trump lives there, it's better that it is seen constantly.


What *really* needs to change is the statue and references to Hillary Clinton Pavilion at the State Department's US Diplomacy Center Pavilion.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)

105 48 Kindav a slow news day.

Other than PDT and Kavanaugh ending civilization as we know it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:31 PM (Lg2h/)

Meh. Once you stack up the millions of bodies left over from ending net neutrality and scaling back Obamacare civilization doesn't seem that important anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

106 My tits are sooo big!!!

Posted by: Marie Harf at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (O5Q3r)

107 LMAO!

Posted by: WonkishRogue at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (O9JR8)

108 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (9BLnV)

What *is* it that causes sexual dimorphism in SJWs to reverse?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (UENOA)

109

Ace, how about a Cuck Response Roundup for Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (5FR1m)

110 Marie Hork just said, "Pro-choice is not pro-abortion."

Well, Marie. What is it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (ptqGC)

I always give the Mrs. a choice when I want to have sex.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (mk7Bj)

111 Nancy could put Hillary portraits in San Francisco to indicate where to leave the bags of shit.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (9BLnV)



Or take a page from Sabo and print her face on the poop bags. They'd be all over the place.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (fceHP)

112 It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
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Even President Trump couldn't get away with that. But hanging it on the door that leads to the dumpster, now that he could do.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (JJZzu)

113 And partially covered by an old blue dress.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (0tfLf)

I think some wag should repaint the portrait with Hilary wearing the blue dress. And holding an ashtray.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (vkS2Z)

114 Really? Is Kavanaugh going to grab them like Jack the Ripper and mutilate millions of them. The left is so overwrought!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (AllCR)

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Overwrought. That's a kind word for it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (Bv9F2)

115 well...
Posted by: Broke Back Mountain


"Them dudes were shepherds" *spit*
--A Cowboy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (39g3+)

116 issued a statement saying "PDT's XX is a death sentence for thousands of "

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (QzVVu)

117 >>94 87. They went into the cave willingly. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.

Had a Shelob-like cave-dwelling kid-eater shown up mid-rescue, we could then say "they had no way of knowing what they were getting into."

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

118 issued a statement saying "PDT's XX is a death sentence for thousands of "

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (AllCR)

119 Even President Trump couldn't get away with that. But hanging it on the door that leads to the dumpster, now that he could do.



Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (JJZzu)


How about a sign right under her portrait:

<------------------TRASH BINS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

120 Probably no protesters today in DC becauses it's hot and snowflakes might melt
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (Lg2h/)


Many are depressed as evidence by democrats telling them not to give up, all is not lost...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (fceHP)

121 I'm sure Billy Jeff let out a snort when he heard of it.

So Hillary's portrait is about 20 feet from the dumpsters.

Posted by: MAGA at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (FzJ4E)

122 Marie Hork just said, "Pro-choice is not pro-abortion."

That Wolf chick disagrees. So does Lena Dunham and Chelsea Handler. Seems like there's an aging millennial single woman faction out there who are fully pro-abortion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (39g3+)

123 Rescuing Trapped Kids from Caves is a Bad Idea - Here's Why

- Vox.com



I'm literally LOL. Making noises and everything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (fuK7c)

124 Yep. Generally speaking cowboys didn't care who you were or what you looked like, only if you could do the job and weren't a PITA to be around in the bunkhouse.

And, of course, the whole Cowboy thing came from Mexican Vaqueros.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)

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Yeah. the vaqueros who fought shoulder-to-shoulder with whites for freedom from the hated Mexico City absentee landlords.

Manifest Destiny in Texas and the Southwest was as brown as it was white - seriously, very close to 50/50.

But you never, ever hear this admitted by the Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (AzW6q)

125
It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)



An epic troll leaves something for the viewers imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (10vO4)

126 >>I think some wag should repaint the portrait with Hilary wearing the blue dress. And holding an ashtray. Posted by: kathysaysso at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (vkS2Z)

And a thermos. And a paddle-game. And a remote...

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (Bdeb0)

127 That's a cardboard crusher.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (IqV8l)

128 >>Hollywood Resistance Freaks over Kavanaugh Nomination



Heh, an evergreen Drudge headline: "Celebrity freakout over [latest Trump thing]."

Trump said we would get tired of winning - will the celebrities get tired of freaking out?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)

129 And, of course, the whole Cowboy thing came from Mexican Vaqueros.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)

Racist honky! Everybody knows that it was African Americans that were the first cowboys. YT sucked all that knowledge from our brains and then started making John Wayne and Randolph Scott movies.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (9BLnV)

130 It would have been even more epic if The Beast's portrait had been *in* the dumpster.

heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh


That's the way I read it.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (XtR0g)

131 >."Them dudes were shepherds" *spit*
--A Cowboy


Cowboys are fags.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (lgWNz)

132 OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
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Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (JJZzu)

133 OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Good. I hate wymyn.

Women, on the other hand. . .

https://tinyurl.com/y74y5e4g

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (kqsXK)

134 Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (UBzPO)

135 Remember right after Trump took office there was some tour group going through the WH and he met them out of the blue and it was right by Hillary's portrait.

I laughed until I cried.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (4ErVI)

136 Presser in half an hour re: Seth Rich. Claims a credible witness. Claims DEA & ATF employees did it. Could be yuuge - could be a shitshow.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (fA1SL)


I know. I'm not going to speculate. Although they have been protecting them from threats. Dunno.

This would bury the Clinton's if so. I wonder if that is why she is rumbling about running again. A big distraction.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (fceHP)

137 Marie Hork just said, "Pro-choice is not pro-abortion."

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I've got some bad news for you, Marie. If you've reached the point where you are driven to have to tell people it's not, then yes, it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (/ijW5)

138 "OT on Kavanaugh - BB has the scoop that supposedly 20 years ago, he (Kavanaugh) mouthed 'bitch' at Hillary Clinton during a SOTU viewing - this being from David Brock (so, grain of salt). Still, if true, I am beginning to like Kavanaugh much more already."


And we have more examples of his diabolical blasphemy! Just wait inquisitor, I mean Witchsmeller Pursuivant, I mean Senator!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (hLRSq)

139 >>>OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Muslim and illegal immigration has certainly been a death sentence to many citizens. Maybe they intended that statement to be an endorsement. Democrats seems to think that death sentences are good things.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (/qEW2)

140 Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?
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Pest control

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

141 I don't get it.

Posted by: Max Power at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (QCc6B)

142 Vodka is the bowel killer.
Posted by: Shit the Bene Gesserit said at July 10, 2018 12:35 PM (DS2df)

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From the bowels of Satan, I distill you!

Posted by: Martini Oliver Cromwell at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (AzW6q)

143 That Wolf chick disagrees. So does Lena Dunham and Chelsea Handler. Seems like there's an aging millennial single woman faction out there who are fully pro-abortion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:41 PM (39g3+)

Funny how the only women who are pro-abortion are the ones who could only get pregnant with a turkey baster. With a vibrating attachment.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (9BLnV)

144 How about a sign right under her portrait:



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (vkS2Z)

145
I think Maria Harf can be turned

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (10vO4)

146 Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.



Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (JJZzu)


I just can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

147 Trump pardoning those two ranchers is a big deal. They started a backfire to stop a range fire.The Feds were after them and used it as an excuse to prosecute. The judge gave them a minimum sentence but the Justice Dept went back for more. These people do not belong in jail and have already served more than enough time.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (JKNZq)

148 Cowboys are fags.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (lgWNz)


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Taggart wasn't, but Lyle might have been.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (Bv9F2)

149 "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"

Do you take requests?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (Bdeb0)

150 How about a sign right under her portrait:



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:40 PM (ptqGC)
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Works for me!

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (JJZzu)

151 Marie Hork just said, "Pro-choice is not pro-abortion."

Preach it sister. Except in my case, pro-choice WAS pro-slavery.

Posted by: zombie Edmund Ruffin at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (tqyrn)

152 DAMN PIXIE!

TRASH BINS OF HISTORY

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (vkS2Z)

153 Looks like a nice fern in front of hILLRY for the "reporters" to wank into.
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 12:34 PM (gg7dk)


First thing that came to my mind was more epic trolling.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (fceHP)

154 Trump is going to cause a lot of leftist reporters to head off to the Kooky Ranch.

This is beautiful!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (pw+jk)

155 Breaking: Trump's SCOTUS pick could lay the legal groundwork for instituting The Purge.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (mk7Bj)

156 103 I am on Air Force One flying to NATO and hear reports that the FBI
lovers, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page are getting cold feet on testifying
about the Rigged Witch Hunt headed by 13 Angry Democrats and people
that worked for Obama for 8 years. Total disgrace!

@RealDonaldTrump 2h

Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (r9UYA)

! This seems like Something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

157 Trump's probably still trolling real estate guys he one upped back in the 1980s.

"Every year Trump sends me a Christmas card...of him standing in front of the building I lost a sweet bid on thanks to Donald. And yes he's doing the thumbs up and grin thing."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (4ErVI)

158 Yeah. the vaqueros who fought shoulder-to-shoulder with whites for freedom from the hated Mexico City absentee landlords.

Manifest Destiny in Texas and the Southwest was as brown as it was white - seriously, very close to 50/50.

But you never, ever hear this admitted by the Left.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Juan Seguin.


Mic

Drop

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (XtR0g)

159 Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?
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Pest control

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

that deserves a rimshot.

Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (0+nbW)

160 Watch this. I push this button and the portrait falls and hits the floor.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at July 10, 2018 12:44 PM (gg7dk)

161 >>Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.





When will they get around to lamenting the 100 million+ deaths caused by Socialism (the source of their hot new policies), I wonder...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

162 Marie Hork just said, "Pro-choice is not pro-abortion."

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Reminds of when the "pro-choice" ran on the platform of abortion being "safe, legal and rare."

They got 1 out of 3.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (qC1Sy)

163 Which was which?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

164 I say we leave the Hillary portrait right where it is so that we can watch it morph into the grotesqueness of Dorian Clinton.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (fuK7c)

165 Rescuing Trapped Kids from Caves is a Bad Idea - Here's Why
-- Vox.com


Sounds all too plausible.

It harms the environment! We're overpopulated!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (39g3+)

166 Trump should find a special place for Barry's portrait. Like in the press corp(se)' men's room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

167 >>Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?



FLOTUS portraits.
Yeah, I don't get it, either, but it's a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)

168 391
I was behind a purple haired Granny yesterday in her Subaru Forester.
She had some Green Party sticker and large black and white one that said

I WISH I WAS IN ENGLAND.



Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:19 PM (r9UYA)



Subaru Forester, eh? Definitely a dyke.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:24 PM (9BLnV)
Isn't that like claiming to be fiscally conservative yet socially liberal?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (jxbfJ)

169 Maybe Hillary should take the hint and move to Haiti.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (5wnOU)

170 I think Maria Harf can be turned
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (10vO4)

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Nope. True believer. She's being just sane enough to not get laughed off the air like Juan.

She'll be a Commandant at the FEMA camps. Just watch.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (8XRCm)

171 Fashion Thread topic: The pantsuit Hillary!'s wearing in the portrait is quite slimming.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (ctuyM)

172 TRUMP'S SUPREME COURT PICK ADVOCATES THE RETURN OF THE BLACK DEATH!!!!!

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (Bv9F2)

173 HRC portrait in the White House from her days as First Lady, with Bill. Yes, she was actually that thin.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (zCpUM)

174 Peak 2018: BuzzFeed found a real 'Professor Snape' whose nickname for Brett Kavanaugh is 'Lord Voldemort'

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Lord, I hope so.

Posted by: BEN ROTHELSBERGER at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

175
Reminds of when the "pro-choice" ran on the platform of abortion being "safe, legal and rare."

They got 1 out of 3.
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman


Guess which.

Posted by: St. Kermit Gosnell, patron saint of abortion at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (tqyrn)

176 OT, more trouble for PM May as two more of her party's vice chairs resign.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (a0IVu)

177 OMG! Wymyn's March organizers issued a statement saying "PDT's pick is a death sentence for thousands of wymyn!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:33 PM (ptqGC)
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Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.
Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (JJZzu)

But, that's a good thing, right? I mean, for the Climate and Mother Gaia?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (9BLnV)

178 If the left really cared they would light themselves on fire like the Monks in Vietnam did.

Until then it all just words, violence against others, and H8.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (pw+jk)

179 They went into the cave willingly. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)


Kids never know what they are getting themselves into.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (fceHP)

180 Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.


After net neutrality, pulling out of the Paris deal, the tax cuts, and all the rest, I'm surprised anyone is alive for the SCOTUS to kill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)

181 Did anyone figure out who the Bronze is? I've been unsuccessful.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (zCpUM)

182 Rush Limbaugh (some minutes ago) was interviewing VPMP and quoted Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization." He then asked the VP, "What is your timetable for ending civilization and are we on schedule?"

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (O7MnT)

183
If the left really cared they would light themselves on fire like the Monks in Vietnam did.
Until then it all just words, violence against others, and H8.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (pw+jk)


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (ptqGC)

184 179. Sigh.....it's a riff on Point/Counterpoint from Airplane! Classical education is dead.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (fA1SL)

185 Kids never know what they are getting themselves into.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (fceHP)

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I know, right?

Posted by: The Goonies at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (Bv9F2)

186 Lulz

Posted by: Bosk at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (fjMEv)

187 OT, more trouble for PM May as two more of her party's vice chairs resign.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

She's probably going to be subject to a vote of no confidence, and she's going to lose.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (tqyrn)

188 Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (UBzPO)
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They display the portraits of the past few presidents and first ladies. There is a protocol on where they are displayed, at least for the presidents (can't remember if for the first ladies). Each time a new president comes in, the portraits get rotated and the oldest one gets shuffled off. I think the next president after Trump gets to toss the Clinton set.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (JJZzu)

189 Too bad the dumpster didn't have a Ready For Hillary 2016 bumper sticker on it.

That would up the troll level to Master Of The Multiverse.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (0ogQG)

190 Words fail me at just how happy I am that Trump is our President.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (SN4NF)

191 The next male president will probably place Melania's portrait over his bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

192 Standing joke I have with the ladies I know who are cowboy daters:

The Reverse Cowboy : After Sex he holds You and You cry.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (AkocS)

193 145


I think Maria Harf can be turned

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (10vO4)


That's a reverse cowgirl, right?

Posted by: Euphamism Nation at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

194 173 HRC portrait in the White House from her days as First Lady, with Bill. Yes, she was actually that thin.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM



Artist had his orders, otherwise he would have to pick up his check at Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (0tfLf)

195 My bad. Nancy Pelosi's "End of civilization" quote was from 2014.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (O7MnT)

196 I think Maria Harf can be turned

We just need a James Bond with a magic weenie who turns enemies into allies like with Ms Galore.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)

197 "Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?"


They got everything wrong - the portrait Hillary was the one that was supposed to be aging.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (hLRSq)

198 CNN Politics
@CNNPolitics
Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf

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Well, at least they're not stealing our clouds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)

199 What *really* needs to change is the statue and references to Hillary Clinton Pavilion at the State Department's US Diplomacy Center Pavilion.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (W+vEI)


Perhaps a faux video accompanying it.
Her ducking from Bosnian fire.
And a nicely edited version of "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (fceHP)

200 >>I think Maria Harf can be turned


Yep. Nobody has hit that right.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (AkocS)

201 191
The next male president will probably place Melania's portrait over his bed.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (ptqGC)
Lol, seriously. Or have a stash of her pics from her modeling days.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (a0IVu)

202 Speaking of trolling, I'm a bit disappointed that on the day of a SCOTUS nominee, no trolls showed up here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (/qEW2)

203 trump is lowering our discourse!!!! It makes me want to bash a guy in the arm with a baton.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (FOPyv)

204 Just got my bet down that the number of #metoo accusers of Kavanaugh will be nine. Seven hetero, one gay and one switch hitter with a high OBP.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (e1mEI)

205 "What is your timetable for ending civilization and are we on schedule?"

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (O7MnT)


That is hilarious.

My old man liked Limbaugh's TV show ... until he found out Limbaugh was Republican. Immediate change of opinion.

That was a teaching moment for young Scogg.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (aMV0K)

206 Ace, how about a Cuck Response Roundup for Kavanaugh?
Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (5FR1m)


I'm sure he's working on it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (fceHP)

207 200 >>I think Maria Harf can be turned


Yep. Nobody has hit that right.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (AkocS)

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It's all a matter of leverage and fulcrums

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (Bv9F2)

208 What a glorious day! And it's even Rapey Tuesday!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

209 179 They went into the cave willingly. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)

Kids never know what they are getting themselves into.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

You could say that about half the morons here.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (Bdeb0)

210 BuzzFeed found a real 'Professor Snape' whose nickname for Brett Kavanaugh is 'Lord Voldemort'

This Supreme Court justice I know nothing about and just heard of is the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO WILL KILL US ALL AND ENSLAVE THE REST!!!!1!1!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (39g3+)

211 The next male president will probably place Melania's portrait over his bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Before we leave, she's adding the words, " it's almost as big as an adult sized penis" in glow-in-the-dark paint.

Posted by: Donny Two scoops at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (tqyrn)

212 I'd fly in the little old lady that did the Ecce homo restoration in Spain to give that Hillary portrait a little touch-up.

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (2Mnv1)

213 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf


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I thought CNN loves Pope Francis.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (mk7Bj)

214 My tits are sooo big!!!

Posted by: Marie Harf at July 10, 2018 12:39 PM (O5Q3r)
...........

Take off your glasses so I can get some in your eye.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (gg7dk)

215 >>It's all a matter of leverage and fulcrums


Archimedes knew how to lay the pipe.

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (AkocS)

216 >>I think Maria Harf can be turned




She's the female Tommy Veitor.
Good luck with attempts at turning her.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

217 damn, but I'm already dead because of the pull out from the Iran deal

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 12:51 PM (FOPyv)

218 I think Maria Harf can be turned

Somebody should send her a ficus plant with a card from Harvey.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (jxbfJ)

219 I WISH I WAS IN ENGLAND.
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Believe me, we wish you were too.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (vg8iE)

220 She'll be a Commandant at the FEMA camps. Just watch.

Marie, She-Bunny of the SS

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

221 202
Speaking of trolling, I'm a bit disappointed that on the day of a SCOTUS nominee, no trolls showed up here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (/qEW2)
There was one fella who was quite crude in the scotus thread.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (a0IVu)

222
Did anyone figure out who the Bronze is? I've been unsuccessful.


Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (zCpUM)


He looks African American

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)

223 >> Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf




I'm more disturbed by the Harvard and Yale majority on SCOTUS.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (W+vEI)

224 Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization."



Do these people realize how insane they sound?

My father told me the "boy who cried wolf" story as a small child. No one seems to have told them. Their hyperbole is off the charts.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (zCpUM)

225 Maria Harf got cute once she was out of the State Department. She's been hitting the gym more often.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (/3v/C)

226 Well, at least they're not stealing our clouds.

That was the Vatican's biggest mistake, turning down the opportunity to fund the weather control machine. The guy had to turn to the Jews for finance and here we are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)

227 any word from a Maryland or Hawaii judge on if they'll allow this trolling?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (FOPyv)

228 195 My bad. Nancy Pelosi's "End of civilization" quote was from 2014.
Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (O7MnT)

It's evergreen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

229 Too bad the dumpster didn't have a Ready For Hillary 2016 bumper sticker on it.

That would up the troll level to Master Of The Multiverse.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 10, 2018 12:48 PM (0ogQG)
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Now THAT, that is genius right there.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (JJZzu)

230 BuzzFeed found a real 'Professor Snape' whose nickname for Brett Kavanaugh is 'Lord Voldemort'

This Supreme Court justice I know nothing about and just heard of is the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO WILL KILL US ALL AND ENSLAVE THE REST!!!!1!1!!!1!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


What this calls for is the opinion of the fake president from the masturbatory fantasy "The West Wing"....which they actually tried to enlist in 2016.....And they wonder why they lost.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (tqyrn)

231

EM JOHNNY CARSON FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (mPeei)

232 >>I think Maria Harf can be turned


Yep. Nobody has hit that right.
Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:50 PM (AkocS)


You ever hit that skull? Last guy broke a....oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (hLRSq)

233 ISLAMOPHOBE - Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)

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So it's either a Catholic theocracy or Sharia law if Kava is approved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

234 So this week in England we have Trump visiting & a NATO meeting, a coming no-confidence vote for the PM, the World Cup finals and Wimbledon. Yeah, I'm thinking it was a blessing in disguise that I wasn't able to vacation there this week like I planned on doing last year.

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (7HtZB)

235 Maria Harf got cute once she was out of the State Department.

Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)

236 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jeb! at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (ctuyM)

237 Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization."


It's true!!! There's shit in the streets and everything!!!!

Posted by: Nanzi at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (tqyrn)

238 any word from a Maryland or Hawaii judge on if they'll allow this trolling?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (FOPyv)

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I've cleared my docket.

Posted by: Wiki Waki Random Hawaiian Judge No. 7 at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (Bv9F2)

239 Too much Ivy League on SCOTUS. Next justice should be a mid-westener or Texan w/ non Ivy League education. It is like hiring folks from the same university, after a while, everyone in the office has the same way of thinking through a problem.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (a0IVu)

240 Marie Hork just asked (re protestors getting in administration officials' faces in public), "Do you think voters see this and think it's an acceptable form of protest?"

Um, no Marie. This is how you get more Trump. Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

241 >>Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?

FLOTUS portraits.
Yeah, I don't get it, either, but it's a thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 12:45 PM (W+vEI)
..............

Yeah, I'm sick of seeing Michelle every time I go get my mop.

Posted by: White House janitor at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (gg7dk)

242 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf
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I don't know. What do the bigots at CNN think?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (vg8iE)

243 >>Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)


'How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sharia?' - Leonard bernstein (1961).

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (AkocS)

244 OT, more trouble for PM May as two more of her party's vice chairs resign.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (a0IVu)


She's their version of Jeff Flake or Jeb! She'd rather lose than do what the voters want. Rebellion by the government against the people only makes sense in a dictatorship. Western governments need to have this fact beaten into their heads.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (/qEW2)

245

Replace Jews or Muslims with "Catholics" in that cnn fake news story and tell me how that sounds.

Posted by: Soothi at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (5FR1m)

246 Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM (JJZzu)




Most likely "americans" I don't give a flying shit about.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (9Om/r)

247 If the left really cared they would light themselves on fire like the Monks in Vietnam did.
Until then it all just words, violence against others, and H8.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (pw+jk)

But, we know they really want to do it, so we could just do it for them.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (9BLnV)

248 Nancy Pelosi's "End of civilization" quote was from 2014.

Wow, she's like Nostradamus!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (O5Q3r)

249
Maria Harf got cute once she was out of the State Department.

----

Well..... that bitch aint sitting in the leg chair now is she???

~Kimberly Guilfoyle

Posted by: fixerupper at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

250 Yeah, I'm sick of seeing Michelle every time I go get my mop.
Posted by: White House janitor at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM (gg7dk)
----------------

LOL!

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (qC1Sy)

251 The next male president will probably place Melania's portrait over his bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

I nominate that as thread winner.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (1RXGK)

252
This Supreme Court justice I know nothing about and just heard of is
the WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO WILL KILL US ALL AND ENSLAVE THE
REST!!!!1!1!!!1!


Your Hitler for today is--

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

253 >>If the left really cared they would light themselves on fire like the Monks in Vietnam did.


Didn't a Vet self immolate a month or so back?

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (AkocS)

254 "Getting in faces" isn't about protest at all. Its about destroying and intimidating. They're trying to make life so horrible and miserable for the entire family and friends of administration officials that they give up their work and retire. Thus the glee and "we got one, keep at it!" tweets about Pruitt.

They will not stop until forced to, or the administration is ruined.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (39g3+)

255 Hooray for the end of fucking civilization! Faster!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)

256 ISLAMOPHOBE - Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)


Obama sucked the dick of the theocrats in Iran, and they didn't care.

Now I'm supposed to believe that we're under simultaneous assault from the Papists AND thee religion of Peace?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (tqyrn)

257 ISLAMOPHOBE - Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)

-
So it's either a Catholic theocracy or Sharia law if Kava is approved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)


If they switch over to red robes, you'll know.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (hLRSq)

258 My bad. Nancy Pelosi's "End of civilization" quote was from 2014.
===========

No comment from the opinion auditing firm.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (vg8iE)

259 Most likely "americans" I don't give a flying shit flying over about.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 10, 2018 12:55 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (ctuyM)

260 I find such gestures deeply gratifying. Downright soul-satisfying, in fact.

The best part is those partisan asshole reporters knew exactly what was being done to them. They must've viewed it as the ultimate humiliation. The tantrums that happened later would've been epic to watch.

Posted by: troyriser at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (Um8ak)

261 This person should be arrested for this crimme.
Very insultering to all women amd he should be fired and report to Presdent Obama on how they are going too korecct this situration.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (qM84C)

262 >>If they switch over to red robes, you'll know.


Nobody expects the Irish Inquisition

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (AkocS)

263 Where's a roomful of black people so Biden can scream, "Kavanaugh's gonna put y'all back in chains!"?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (SN4NF)

264 "Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization.""

In other news, Burger King stock just dropped....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (hLRSq)

265 >>I think Maria Harf can be turned
..........

Yeah, face down ass up will work.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (gg7dk)

266 4 173 HRC portrait in the White House from her days as First Lady, with Bill. Yes, she was actually that thin.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM


Artist had his orders, otherwise he would have to pick up his check at Fort Marcy Park.
Posted by: Diogenes

Cocaine, is there nothing it can't do

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (pOa4P)

267 Hooray for the end of fucking civilization! Faster!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM (o2MD2)

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Special Today:

ALL MAYAN CALENDARS 70% OFF!!!

Posted by: Wiki Waki Random Hawaiian Judge No. 7 at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Bv9F2)

268 Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization.">>>
Leave me out of this!

Posted by: Burger King at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (aVYsC)

269 ISLAMOPHOBE - Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)

-
So it's either a Catholic theocracy or Sharia law if Kava is approved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)


Perlman isn't Islamophobic. He's just concerned that if Islam demands that he wipe his ass with his left hand, he will not be allowed to urinate upon his right hand. I don't know enough about Islam to know if he's right.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (/qEW2)

270 Someone fetch Bill Kristol's fainting couch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Boy/L)

271 Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)


Gawd...again we see that the majority of Hollywood is fundamentally stupid. A few bright spots, but jeez...these people are idiots.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (0tfLf)

272 >>ALL MAYAN CALENDARS 70% OFF!!!



I miss MAYAN CALENDARS FOR SALE

Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (AkocS)

273 My bad. Nancy Pelosi's "End of civilization" quote was from 2014.
Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (O7MnT)

It's evergreen.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 12:52 PM (RD7QR)


Well, thanks for correcting. Interesting that she was saying that back in 2014...before Trump. I wonder what the topic was. Maybe Obamacare. I guess it doesn't matter really. They are constantly hysterical.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (zCpUM)

274 391
I was behind a purple haired Granny yesterday in her Subaru Forester.
She had some Green Party sticker and large black and white one that said

I WISH I WAS IN ENGLAND.

--------

So why isn't she? Airlines wouldn't let her 17 cats on board?

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (7HtZB)

275 Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization.">>>
Leave me out of this!


Posted by: Burger King at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (aVYsC)
=========

Me too!

Posted by: British Knights at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (vg8iE)

276 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? |


Because His Holiness wills it.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (tqyrn)

277 Civilization will never end!

Posted by: Sid Meier at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (n13/j)

278 Someone fetch Bill Kristol's fainting couch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Boy/L)


Nah. I'd rather see his head bounce off the floor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

279
Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)


Mollie Hemingway has always been cute but Fox has really worked it's magic on her

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 12:59 PM (10vO4)

280 271 Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)



So, he's happy then.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (zCpUM)

281 After net neutrality, pulling out of the Paris deal, the tax cuts, and all the rest, I'm surprised anyone is alive for the SCOTUS to kill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)


I love the new WALL around the Eiffel Tower.

A wall.

In Paris.

Bullet proof.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (fceHP)

282 >>Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization."


Have It Your Way.

Posted by: Burger King at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (AkocS)

283 "Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization.""

You'd think their base would start to catch on to the apocalyptic rhetoric. #walkaway

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (oVJmc)

284 Nancy Pelosi saying that the selection of BK marked "The end of civilization."

So, we need to get our catastrophes in order because I'm pretty sure the tax cuts already caused the end of the world.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (Boy/L)

285 263 Where's a roomful of black people so Biden can scream, "Kavanaugh's gonna put y'all back in chains!"?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 10, 2018 12:57 PM (SN4NF)

Rich white democrats don't spend any time with black people once they're out of office.

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (7HtZB)

286 BuzzFeed found a real 'Professor Snape' whose nickname for Brett Kavanaugh is 'Lord Voldemort'


FFS Lefties, Read another book!

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (O7MnT)

287 ALL MAYAN CALENDARS 70% OFF!!!
Posted by: Wiki Waki Random Hawaiian Judge No. 7 at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (Bv9F2)
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I knew Mayan calendars had an accuracy problem, but I didn't think it was that bad.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (qC1Sy)

288 Too much Ivy League on SCOTUS. Next justice should be a mid-westener or Texan w/ non Ivy League education. It is like hiring folks from the same university, after a while, everyone in the office has the same way of thinking through a problem.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (a0IVu)

I'm thinking an ex-plumber that got his law degree on the internet would be ideal. Especially if his fashion sense still tends toward showing his crack when he bends over.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (9BLnV)

289 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court?

God's grace?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)

290 Oh, and we're all dead from net neutrality, so....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 01:01 PM (Boy/L)

291 251 The next male president will probably place Melania's portrait over his bed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

I nominate that as thread winner.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 10, 2018 12:56 PM



Concur.
Afterall, how can you go wrong with Kate Winslet's boobs?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 01:01 PM (0tfLf)

292 Ron Pearlman is so fucking broken. I can't watch him do his tough guy schtick in TV and movies without laughing reflexively now.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (SN4NF)

293 You'd think their base would start to catch on to the apocalyptic rhetoric. #walkaway


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (oVJmc)


It's like techno dance music - you really can't tell when one song ends and another begins.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

294 Dear NeverTrumpers,

If your girl Hillary were president, we would be sitting at a 6-3 leftist majority. But please, lecture us on how rude President Trump is. Jagoffs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (gA69l)

295
FFS Lefties, Read another book!


Harry Potter, The Handmaid's Tale, and the Communist Manifesto.

See? They're well-rounded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

296 Yeah the left is trying out a new phrase "Christian Sharia" but I think its an iffy idea. They might end up with people realizing what real Sharia is like and about, and would rather people not do that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (39g3+)

297 Chuck Schumer has lost what little is left of his mind.

When all you've got is "OMG! Wymyn's 'healthcare'!!!!"
and
"OMG! No moar borders! Illegals are citizens, too!"

You'll get more Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

298

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (IqV8l)

299 103
I am on Air Force One flying to NATO and hear reports that the FBI

lovers, Peter Strzok and Lisa Page are getting cold feet on testifying

about the Rigged Witch Hunt headed by 13 Angry Democrats and people

that worked for Obama for 8 years. Total disgrace!

@RealDonaldTrump 2h



Posted by: Under Fire at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (r9UYA)

I am sitting here reading this and all I can think is

Dayum!


Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that there would be a President that would take it right to the bastards. He is President Richard Punch.
For what it's worth I created the presidential alias based on the character played by John Wayne Spacey, Francis (Frank) Underwood. I thought was just too cute by half for the House of Cards, so many penis innuendos in one name for a guy who was "under wood" all the time. So I created the moniker Richard Punch as a fleeting joke about John Wayne Spacy's lame inside joke.

Anyhoo, who knew it would be a fitting tribute to PDT.







Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

300 HRC portrait in the White House from her days as First Lady, with Bill. Yes, she was actually that thin.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 12:46 PM (zCpUM)


Thin is a relative term. When she was in the White House she had a lot of people around to make her look presentable. After that she was on her own with a fake husband who couldn't stand the sight of her and a dimwitted daughter who whined constantly so she started drinking heavily and not giving a flying fuck what she looked like, especially that avaricious shrew wasn't gonna spend a fucking penny of her own jack for that.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2018 01:03 PM (y7DUB)

301 a big handlebar mustache stuck onto Hillary's face would have been a nice touch ... but not so subtle.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2018 01:03 PM (bT8Z4)

302 Seems to me Ron Perlman has managed to convert much of his natural good looks to analytical sociology.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2018 01:03 PM (o2MD2)

303 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf

They should think beyond the question. They can answer it themselves if they tried really hard.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:03 PM (fceHP)

304 I can't watch him do his tough guy schtick in TV and movies without laughing reflexively now.

Yeah he was always a really weird neanderthal looking dude, but now that he's displayed the intellectual firepower of one, I just don't even want to watch anything he's in any more.

Although seeing him cut in half in Blade II was pretty good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

305 Civilization will never end!
Posted by: Sid Meier



*GOLF CLAP*

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (tqyrn)

306 but remember, trump is only running for president so he can step aside for hillary...or the russians...who knows? Oh wait, hillary was bought by the russians, so it's true!!!

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (FOPyv)

307 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (STPlW)

308 Do you think the cucks in the media, HW, and different grievance mongers will ever figure out that the louder they wail and writhe, the more determined PDT becomes?

POTUS has a temper, humor, a phone and a pen!

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (oiNtH)

309 Pikers. My former governor put out a tweet saying this will cause MILLIONS of Americans to die.

Posted by: bluebell at July 10, 2018 12:42 PM


Which one?
Let me guess...McAuliffe!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (0tfLf)

310 Too bad no one gave Acosta an atomic wedgie before dumping him in the dumpster with his goddess Felonious von Pantsuit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (5wnOU)

311 301 a big handlebar mustache stuck onto Hillary's face would have been a nice touch ... but not so subtle.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2018 01:03 PM (bT8Z4)

Perhaps she can pull enough of Huma's pubes from her teeth to get one made.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (o2MD2)

312 ISLAMOPHOBE - Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)

-
So it's either a Catholic theocracy or Sharia law if Kava is approved.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Ron! Read a fucking history book. Those two groups don't get along.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (XtR0g)

313 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf

They should think beyond the question. They can answer it themselves if they tried really hard.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

And while he does, he should try to start his car.....go ahead.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (tqyrn)

314 Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)


Mollie Hemingway has always been cute but Fox has really worked it's magic on her
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Lisa Boothe micdrop

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (Bdeb0)

315 From a commentator (Neo) at Legal Insurrection:

A commentator at Powerline notes that the Women's March press release on the nomination of XX is a mistake. He's an XY


I laughed!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (AllCR)

316 239 Too much Ivy League on SCOTUS. Next justice should be a mid-westener or Texan w/ non Ivy League education. It is like hiring folks from the same university, after a while, everyone in the office has the same way of thinking through a problem.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah it's definitely annoying. And then you've got people chiming in with hurr durr the Ivy League provides them with the deep knowledge necessary to make the decisions, etc.

Oh bullshit.

Any reasonably intelligent person can learn constitutional history and the important cases.

Seems to me you need to be supa schmart to come up with increasingly cackhanded ways of distorting a document that, on its face, a child can understand.

Give me people who go by what the Constitution says and I care not where they went to school.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (4ErVI)

317 Now that was just plain cruel.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (MxEKc)

318
296
Yeah the left is trying out a new phrase "Christian Sharia" but I think
its an iffy idea. They might end up with people realizing what real
Sharia is like and about, and would rather people not do that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:02 PM (39g3+)


LOL, cause there is no word in the Bible that is synonymous with sharia, they have to use the exclusively muslim doctrine of sharia to express the concept.


The left does not have much of an irony meter, do they?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 01:06 PM (ymnmz)

319 I'm thinking an ex-plumber that got his law degree on the internet would be ideal. Especially if his fashion sense still tends toward showing his crack when he bends over.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 01:00 PM (9BLnV



The robes are gonna require a modification.

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2018 01:06 PM (cAnNx)

320 Give me people who go by what the Constitution says and I care not where they went to school.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (4ErVI)
Precisely.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 01:06 PM (a0IVu)

321
Dow Up +135.

Still not tired of the winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (1AK1h)

322 313 Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court? | Analysis by CNN's Z. Byron Wolf

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well, the lefts' new position is that nations are racist and probably discriminatory towards belief systems that their citizens don't have too.

So, yeah...that's how countries work, ding dong.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (FOPyv)

323 If the left really cared they would light themselves on fire like the Monks in Vietnam did.

-
Lord, I hope Michael Moore doesn't set himself on fire. With this dry heat, a grease fire could ignite the entire west!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

324 315
From a commentator (Neo) at Legal Insurrection:



A commentator at Powerline notes that the Women's March press release on the nomination of XX is a mistake. He's an XY





I laughed!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM (AllCR)


DID YOU JUST ASSUME XAS GENDER.....YEARGH




REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lefty Jackass at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (ymnmz)

325 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.
Posted by: REDACTED


This is why they shied away from bernie the bolshevik; he can say the shit he says cause he's from the People's Republic of Vermont (the incredible shrinking state). And even he votes against gun control.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (tqyrn)

326 321
Dow Up +135.

Still not tired of the winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (1AK1h)

But...but TARIFFS!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (4ErVI)

327 323 If the left really cared they would light themselves on fire like the Monks in Vietnam did.

-
Lord, I hope Michael Moore doesn't set himself on fire. With this dry heat, a grease fire could ignite the entire west!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/R


His fat thigh chafing will create sparks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)

328 It is against the Constitution to nominate much less approve a justice for SCOTUS that uses the Constitution as the legal framework of the United States of America. You all should look it up.

Death to Trump.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (pw+jk)

329 I was kind of mildly excited about a non-harvard/yale scotus pick but it was pointed out that the other two nominees were cuckophile open border nutters, so that's not going to happen for now.

Once RGB leaves, then we can find a nice nationalist, midwesterner from Northwestern not an evangelical adoptaphon.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (FOPyv)

330 His fat thigh chafing will create sparks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)
Thanks for the nightmarish mental image.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (a0IVu)

331 279
Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)


Mollie Hemingway has always been cute but Fox has really worked it's magic on her
--------------------

I am convinced that they are running a day spa /summer camp kind of operation over there... Look at Dana Perino, compared to when she worked for Bush.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (3KMc1)

332 307 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (STPlW)


If Chris Taylor is right ... and we're seeing the beginning of the end of National Political Parties ... cats like Joe Manchin may end up being power players in these new Regional and/or State entities.

Neither party plays all that well in my part of Indiana.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (aMV0K)

333 312
ISLAMOPHOBE - Ron Perlman claims Kavanaugh SCOTUS nomination will lead U.S. to Sharia Law (ha!)



-

So it's either a Catholic theocracy or Sharia law if Kava is approved.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks





Ron! Read a fucking history book. Those two groups don't get along.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM (XtR0g)


HIGH FIVE!
Amirite!

Posted by: Ron Perlman's Pee Soaked Hand at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

334 Bonfire of the Vanities - Michael Moore wears corduroy

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (5wnOU)

335 Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)


Mollie Hemingway has always been cute but Fox has really worked it's magic on her
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Lisa Boothe micdrop

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM



You guys are killing me. Am trying to make briefing slides for work and have to keep doing google image searches.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (0tfLf)

336 A commentator at Powerline notes that the Women's March press release on the nomination of XX is a mistake. He's an XY

Funny you should mention that:

http://tinyurl.com/ya2beqvl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)

337 all this anti-Christian hate from the left is probably being poured directly into the RNSC's new ad.

While I don't believe the hispanics are naturally conservative I would be amused if we forced them to confront that the democrats are el diablo.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:10 PM (FOPyv)

338 >>Yeah the left is trying out a new phrase "Christian Sharia" but I think
its an iffy idea. They might end up with people realizing what real Sharia is like and about, and would rather people not do that.



Bingo.


But they do this all the time. They claim to support LGBTQ, but love to roll out the gay slurs to insult conservatives; claim to support women, but roll out the misogynist slurs for conservative women, and so on.


Maybe someone should ask Linda Sarsour to comment on the whole "Christian sharia" thing?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 01:10 PM (W+vEI)

339 329
I was kind of mildly excited about a non-harvard/yale scotus pick but it
was pointed out that the other two nominees were cuckophile open border
nutters, so that's not going to happen for now.



Once RGB leaves, then we can find a nice nationalist, midwesterner from Northwestern not an evangelical adoptaphon.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (FOPyv)
Why I liked (still do) Thapar. Except he is Catholic so if were to be nominated at some point, the left will go blue in the face screaming about too many Catholics on the bench.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 01:10 PM (a0IVu)

340 "a Catholic theocracy "

it's amazing western civ ever existed if this was the case, especially with the divine right of kings and all that. I think Christianity, even if you're a fucking atheist, is the tits and you'd be insane to live in any other value system.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (FOPyv)

341 Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team


If I had some serious money, I'd invest in a "Five Inch Heel Store" in the lobby of their building.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (O5Q3r)

342

Hehe, Rush is saying the left should have convinced Ginsburg to retire back when Obama was in the WH, but it never occurred to them that Hillary would lose.

lol

yeah

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (fceHP)

343 the left will go blue in the face screaming about too many Catholics on the bench.

Nanzi is supposedly Catholic; start off by banishing her.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (tqyrn)

344 "too many Catholics on the bench."

which is odd considering the jews on the bench, considering (as ace pointed out and I don't have any numbers to even comment on this) they make up less than 2% of the population.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (FOPyv)

345 343. Pelosi is Catholic the same way the wooden horse was Trojan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (fA1SL)

346 His fat thigh chafing will create sparks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)

I don't think he can work up the requisite speed. Now, if a magnifying glass was placed in orbit and focused on him, then there is the potential for trouble.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (hLRSq)

347 335 Fox News has a really pro, top-end makeup team

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)


Mollie Hemingway has always been cute but Fox has really worked it's magic on her
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Lisa Boothe micdrop

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM


You guys are killing me. Am trying to make briefing slides for work and have to keep doing google image searches.
Posted by: Diogenes

I still miss Andrea Tantaros

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

348 Lisa Boothe micdrop

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:05 PM
............

She's so pretty she doesn't look real.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (gg7dk)

349 @AmandaMarcotte

Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.



Bananas!

I am sure the Chines women forced to abort their 2nd+ children because of the 1 child policy would love to hear how abortion = women's human rights.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

350 337
all this anti-Christian hate from the left is probably being poured directly into the RNSC's new ad.

And I hope they ramp it up. There are so many leftist Catholics in my Parish that I would love to rub their noses in that rhetoric.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)

351 We cannot spare this man. He trolls!!

Posted by: Archer at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (EIZU+)

352 I think Christianity, even if you're a fucking atheist, is the tits and you'd be insane to live in any other value system.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (FOPyv)


As a non-practicioner myself ... it beats the hell out of anything else out there, is a net positive for society ... and is a useful damn guidestone for those folks that can't really think for themselves.

You know ... most people.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (aMV0K)

353 346 His fat thigh chafing will create sparks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)

I don't think he can work up the requisite speed. Now, if a magnifying glass was placed in orbit and focused on him, then there is the potential for trouble.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (hLRSq)


Science friction...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (1AK1h)

354 If I had some serious money, I'd invest in a "Five Inch Heel Store" in the lobby of their building.
Posted by: tu3031

You called?

Posted by: below average guy at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (tqyrn)

355 Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Brian Cashman all went to high school together.


Proof positive that the Yankees have every single thing wired.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9hf8cou

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (LISuA)

356 The left repeatedly tried to convince Ginsberg to retire during the Obsma admin, and she told 'em in no uncertain terms to eff off. I've gotta think it's hubris on her part.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (KkliO)

357
which is odd considering the jews on the bench, considering (as ace pointed out and I don't have any numbers to even comment on this) they make up less than 2% of the population.


Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (FOPyv)


When you can control the weather you can pretty much write your own ticket.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (10vO4)

358 "Yeah the left is trying out a new phrase "Christian Sharia" but I think
its an iffy idea."


Cultural Appropriation!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (hLRSq)

359 Pelosi is Catholic like I am a ballerina.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (w7KSn)

360 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM



Joe's biggest mistake was not standing and applauding during the SOTU speech and instead squirmed around like a little kid in church. A little backbone then Joe would of gone a long way today...further than what the Dems are paying you.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (0tfLf)

361 "too many Catholics on the bench."



which is odd considering the jews on the bench, considering (as ace
pointed out and I don't have any numbers to even comment on this) they
make up less than 2% of the population.

They're usually too busy running the world financial system and controlling the weather.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (O5Q3r)

362 325 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.
Posted by: REDACTED


This is why they shied away from bernie the bolshevik; he can say the shit he says cause he's from the People's Republic of Vermont (the incredible shrinking state). And even he votes against gun control.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (tqyrn)

Those are my neighbors you're talking about.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (STPlW)

363 349 @AmandaMarcotte

Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.

------------

No, Amanda, President Trump used a format you simple-minded losers would understand.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (qC1Sy)

364 Trump should gift that Hillary portrait to a foreign government.

You know, as a diplomatic gift. Perhaps we could get a Churchill bust in exchange.

I'm trying to think of where to send it, though. Venezuela maybe?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (5kJKJ)

365 >>they make up less than 2% of the population.



Yet, not even considered as a Minority.


Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (AkocS)

366 Man, I could really use another bowl of coffee. Unfortunately, having a second never ends well. It's gonna be a long day, and an early night.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (zCpUM)

367 347I still miss Andrea Tantaros

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

5'4" and 36-25-33

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (jxbfJ)

368 @AmandaMarcotte



Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.

---

Ha. All she had to do was not react to it, but nope. She had to prove him right.

Well done, Mandy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (/ijW5)

369 @AmandaMarcotte



Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.


Every single thing about this is crazy except the spelling. Are ccrazy people usually such fine spellers?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (LISuA)

370 @AmandaMarcotte

Tis a pity you STILL don't give a shit about the rights of people falsely accused (Duke Lacrosse team).


P.S. So you're still alive?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (tqyrn)

371 Meh. Once you stack up the millions of bodies left over from ending net neutrality and scaling back Obamacare civilization doesn't seem that important anyway.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

Donald Trump has already resulted in more hypothetical future deaths than Communism and National Socialism combined in the 20th Century.

His next SCOTUS pick will put the Battle of the Somme, the first Tokyo firebombing raid and the Stalingrad death tolls to shame.

Posted by: Keith at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (USf3s)

372 If Chris Taylor is right ... and we're seeing the beginning of the end of National Political Parties ... cats like Joe Manchin may end up being power players in these new Regional and/or State entities.

Neither party plays all that well in my part of Indiana.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:09 PM (aMV0K)


Not enough time on the clock, but the real power play would be to appoint Manchin to EPA and let Justice appoint a Republican.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (Z5y53)

373 349
@AmandaMarcotte



Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.





Bananas!



I am sure the Chines women forced to abort their 2nd+ children
because of the 1 child policy would love to hear how abortion = women's
human rights.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

Marcotte- Born to be triggered. This concept of "triggering" is starting to lose its punch, I think. When everything triggers a lefty.......
"Trigger" is a lefty safe word for I don't have a logical argument for disagreeing wtih you or I am simply not nimble enough of mind to do it.


So shut up.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM (ymnmz)

374 Too many Catholics? Can we find a Southern Baptist? I'd vote for that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (fvkPE)

375 Love Trump's 'witch hunt' and '13 angry democrats' in the same sentence. He is saying they are a coven without actually saying it. He is the God-Emperor of trolling.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (O9qtX)

376 Yet, not even considered as a Minority.







Posted by: garrett at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (AkocS)


---

They're not a real minority like 51% of the population.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (/ijW5)

377 It would be funny to nominate Obama so the Senate could grill him on his absolute lack of knowledge about the Constitution.

Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (Z48ZB)

378 and is a useful damn guidestone for those folks that can't really think for themselves.

So everybody here who is a Christian can't think for themselves?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (AllCR)

379 And I hope they ramp it up. There are so many leftist Catholics in my Parish that I would love to rub their noses in that rhetoric.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (jxbfJ)



They won't care. Look at how the Left revels in the murder of the unborn and they are still supporting them.

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (cAnNx)

380 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (5kJKJ)

Give it to Vlad Putin.
He'll understand.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

381 Came across this from thelibertydaily:

"President Trump has made an outstanding decision in nominating Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court" George W. Bush said in a statement. "Brett is a brilliant jurist who has faithfully applied the Constitution and laws throughout his 12 years on the D.C. Circuit. He is a fine husband, father, and friend, and a man of the highest integrity. He will make a superb Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States."

Has Bush broken from his #neverTrump syndrome or is it his friendship with Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (wH8rX)

382 So everybody here who is a Christian can't think for themselves?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (AllCR)


If you say so....

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (Z5y53)

383 I've gotta think it's hubris on her part.

I think Madison has the right idea on Ginsberg. She had this fantasy of being the justice who swore in Hillary Clinton as historic first woman president. Well, that didn't work out as planned so now she's eating Gelfling essence and popping HGH like crazy, hoping she can live another 3-7 years.

By the way, doesn't it seem like the last 2 years went a hell of a lot faster than the first 2 Obama years?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)

384 Odd question, why is Hillary's portrait in the WH? She was never a president, much less a president's wife. Can someone clue me in on why taxpayers were billed for a Hillary portrait?

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (2LelM)

385 Adobe Systems, Inc. can KMA. Gave me a real bad update this morning. Customer service was useless. Total work stoppage til I could figure the problem out on my own.

Back to work. Bastards.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (AzW6q)

386
Pro-Choice: when Her Majesty says on a Saturday morning, "We can work in the garden or clean out the garage. Which one do you want to do first?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (BWL+E)

387 Southern Baptist?
I hear they don't make love standing up.


Could lead to dancing...

Posted by: backbeatbaby at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (w7KSn)

388 Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.



Doesn't make a damn bit of sense. Must be from Twitter.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (zCpUM)

389 134
Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2018

*
*
A very good question. Or are there portraits of other First Ladies (and I hate to use that L-word in connection with HRC) in the WH?

By the way: I've never admired a president more in my lifetime than I do Trump.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (yrE3y)

390 Give it to Vlad Putin.
He'll understand.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (hLRSq)

....

I believe you are right.

He would receive it in the spirit in which it was given.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (5kJKJ)

391 Trump is the man.

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (IYHxL)

392 Hat tip to whoever came up with "Obama spent 8 years pissing on our backs and telling us 'I'm pissing on your backs'". I'm fine with PDT trolling.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (WhfTg)

393 362 325 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.
Posted by: REDACTED



----

he thinks he's Thulsa Doom

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (oGRue)

394 OOPs

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd7usqte

Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (wH8rX)

395 I'm enjoying trolling the Marxists that Trump's endgame is A Handmaid's Tale.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (8SG/h)

396 If you say so....
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (Z5y53)

I DON"T say so, Scoggy did. I was responding to his post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (AllCR)

397 >>>Why do Catholics hold a strong majority on the Supreme Court?

My guess is that like the Jews, they have a long tradition of engaging in hair splitting debates about religious matters, so armed with that skill, they'd naturally gravitate towards law.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (/qEW2)

398 360 If I was Manchin and heard what Durbin said, I would immediately switch parties.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:04 PM


Joe's biggest mistake was not standing and applauding during the SOTU speech and instead squirmed around like a little kid in church. A little backbone then Joe would of gone a long way today...further than what the Dems are paying you.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 01:14 PM (0tfLf)


I own a small 150 year old building in NW CT. I paid 260K for it about 15 years ago. It's probably only worth about 240K now. However, I've collected about 600K in rents. That is how Manchin feels, way ahead of the game.

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:19 PM (STPlW)

399
Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 10, 2018


The plaque beneath it says, "The Woman Will Never Be President of the United States"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (BWL+E)

400 I really cannot understand why Manchin never switched, he could have kept his seat as long as he wanted if he had. But we saw that from blue dog after blue dog over the last 20 years, they seemed to universally be men who had no inner moral courage and who would rather go down with their ship, rather than take a bold action which their constituents wanted them to take.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (k1TUh)

401 Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.


Yeah, that sounds...sane.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (O5Q3r)

402 367 347I still miss Andrea Tantaros

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

5'4" and 36-25-33


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM



Sigh......

Posted by: Diogenes at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (0tfLf)

403 >>Every single thing about this is crazy except the spelling. Are ccrazy people usually such fine spellers?



Yup.

I like to check out her twitter for the latest crazy progressive/feminist hot-take. She never disappoints!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

404 Odd question, why is Hillary's portrait in the WH? She was never a president, much less a president's wife. Can someone clue me in on why taxpayers were billed for a Hillary portrait?

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (2LelM)
............

See 82.

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (gg7dk)

405 349 @AmandaMarcotte

Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.


Bananas!

I am sure the Chines women forced to abort their 2nd+ children because of the 1 child policy would love to hear how abortion = women's human rights.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

I'm imagining the old Match Game show.

"Get in the kitchen and make me a *blank*"

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (4ErVI)

406 Marcotte- Born to be triggered. This concept of "triggering" is starting to lose its punch, I think. When everything triggers a lefty.......

As I understand it, the left stole this word from psychologists describing what causes someone with PTSD to suffer an anxiety attack. The "trigger" is something that makes their mental trauma take effect.

Using this for idiotic, infantile, insane crap like the left does is an unbelievable insult to people who actually went through hell on earth.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (39g3+)

407 387 Southern Baptist?
I hear they don't make love standing up.


Could lead to dancing...
Posted by: backbeatbaby

You know Baptist are like cats. You know both have fun you just can't catch them at it.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

408 Remember the lovely portraits of Obama and Michelle that were unveiled? So edgy, so cool...

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (oiNtH)

409 377
It would be funny to nominate Obama so the Senate could grill him on his absolute lack of knowledge about the Constitution.



Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2018 01:17 PM (Z48ZB)
I'm going out on a limb here and state that I believe Obama knew the Constitution very well. Maybe not enough to be a Constitutional Scholar, or to properly teach it in academia, but I think he knew it. Obama just despised the constraints it put on him -since it told him only what the government could NOT do, and not what it COULD do. Then he promptly wiped his ass with it for 8 years.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (jxbfJ)

410 Also considered to parade the media by: an animatronic elephant making sweet sweet love to a donkey.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (PvCxa)

411 It would be funny to hear a Justice saying 'bless your heart' to a liberal idiot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (fvkPE)

412 Hehe, Rush is saying the left should have convinced Ginsburg to retire back when Obama was in the WH, but it never occurred to them that Hillary would lose.

lol

yeah
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (fceHP)


Back in 2016, I was surprised that they didn't try to pull a West Wing: convince RBG to resign, and offer the GOP whomever they want to fill Scalia's seat in exchange for getting a hard-left justice for Ginsburg's replacement.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (/3v/C)

413 347I still miss Andrea Tantaros

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:12 PM (Bdeb0)

5'4" and 36-25-33


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM

Why do you hate me.....

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

414 All hail the new Troll King

Posted by: Former King Togwaggle at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (+qCH5)

415 Gumby.

Don't do this any more.

[J.J. Sefton]

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM)

416 The Lutherans don't recognize the Pope, the Catholics don't recognize Martin Luther, the Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor stores...

Posted by: backbeatbaby at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (w7KSn)

417 By the way, get used to hearing this: book claims Kavanaugh called Hillary Clinton a "bitch".

Now, you're probably thinking "well yes, who hasn't?" but they'll try to spin this into misogynist evil woman hating likely rapist abuser who wants to chain women barefoot to a sink and impregnate them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

418 A very good question. Or are there portraits of other First Ladies (and I hate to use that L-word in connection with HRC) in the WH?



It looks like their might be a First Ladies' Portrait gallery as well.

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (cAnNx)

419 Surfs up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Support My Anti-Bullying Programs Or Else at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (/ijW5)

420 Ooooooooooooh....

Posted by: tu3031 at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (O5Q3r)

421 Far Out. or Far In? Who fucked up the blog?

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM)

422 oh...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

423 5'4" and 36-25-33


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM


How tall is that in hands?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (/3v/C)

424 Gumby is going to the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (cAnNx)

425 Its telling that these abortion advocates absolutely refuse to view any photos of aborted babies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (2DOZq)

426 Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (2LelM)

She was a President's wife.

Posted by: troyriser at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (Um8ak)

427 Oh man lol.

You're going to The Barrel and it's going to be set on fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (4ErVI)

428
Oh, man, someone's taking a trip.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (BWL+E)

429 Has Bush broken from his #neverTrump syndrome or is it his friendship with Kavanaugh?"

Much simpler than that - Kavanaugh graduated from Yale, so did Bush. The Bushes will never turn on anyone who's part of the Club.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (k1TUh)

430 Gumby....I need to speak with you privately for a moment.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (5kJKJ)

431 Pretty sure Gumby's going to the POKEY

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (STPlW)

432 What kind of a sick fucking brain-dead animal pisses on his hands before he goes to greet someone? Sharia, indeed.

Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (kf11g)

433 This is why they shied away from bernie the bolshevik; he can say the shit he says cause he's from the People's Republic of Vermont (the incredible shrinking state). And even he votes against gun control.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at July 10, 2018 01:07 PM (tqyrn)


Being against gun control used to be a requirement for politicians here. The first year Bernie made it to congress the NRA ran ads against his Republican opponent. In the last year or so, and with our so-called Republican governor, the anti-gun control thing is getting a bit watered down. It will be interesting to see where Bernie comes down in this different landscape. No it won't, Bernie is an opportunist first and foremost.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (kUmUV)

434 415

To the barrel you go.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (jxbfJ)

435 There's a special barrel for those who quote the whole thread

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (39g3+)

436 *throws some snickers bars into the Barrel for Gumby*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

437 I'm trying to think of where to send it, though. Venezuela maybe?>>>
They would just eat the paint chips like poor inner city kids apparently do.

Posted by: Burger King at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (aVYsC)

438
Trump's commitment to "triggering the libs" was on full display, as he used a game show format to end women's human rights.



I think The Price Is Right did that long before Trump.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (10vO4)

439 Dems doubt Warren can take on Trump...

-
Really? I thought she was the smartest woman in the world after Hillz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

440 431
Pretty sure Gumby's going to the POKEY

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (STPlW)

Stop by the drug store on your way. They have stuff that will not make it hurt so much.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (jxbfJ)

441 Is there a hILLRY portrait in the barrel?

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (gg7dk)

442 That is an epic barreling offense. lol

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (zCpUM)

443 So we're all totally cool with having a SCOTUS judge named "Brett"?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (mk7Bj)

444 Oh, Gumby. The barrel gonna love you, LONG TIME!

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (Z5y53)

445 How tall is that in hands?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (/3v/C



6 hands, I got buds

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (STPlW)

446 Back to work. Bastards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (AzW6q)

Foxit phantom is best pdf

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (JFO2v)

447 412 Hehe, Rush is saying the left should have convinced Ginsburg to retire back when Obama was in the WH, but it never occurred to them that Hillary would lose.

lol

yeah
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:11 PM (fceHP)

Back in 2016, I was surprised that they didn't try to pull a West Wing: convince RBG to resign, and offer the GOP whomever they want to fill Scalia's seat in exchange for getting a hard-left justice for Ginsburg's replacement.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (/3v/C)


They had two entire years with a supermajority in congress to open the borders, then grant a blanket amnesty to the 20-30 million illegal aliens already here as well as the hordes of newcomers, give them each some money from the Porkulus to resettle in Texas and Florida and then cement an electoral majority forever.

But Obama had to have Obamacare instead. Totally stupid move.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (1AK1h)

448 By the way, doesn't it seem like the last 2 years went a hell of a lot faster than the first 2 Obama years?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)


Time always goes slower when you're getting fucked in the ass without lube.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:25 PM (/3v/C)

449 439
Dems doubt Warren can take on Trump...



-

Really? I thought she was the smartest woman in the world after Hillz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (+y/Ru)

They too can't get past her half-assed-indian claims.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:25 PM (jxbfJ)

450 441 Is there a hILLRY portrait in the barrel?
Posted by: wth

Hillary and Michelle naked on velvet. Nothing but class for the barrel.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

451 "Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?



Posted by: Brian"
Maybe there is Gallery of People That will Never Be President Of The United States

Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (MxEKc)

452 Gumby, plead to JJ to bail you out. He's a softy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (STPlW)

453 Much simpler than that - Kavanaugh graduated from Yale, so did Bush. The Bushes will never turn on anyone who's part of the Club.

And there you have it. I'm sick of how much three colleges control our government and judiciary. These are bodies that once were very respectable and elite, but have just turned into very expensive state schools with a high level of residual prestige. More than half of congress has attended these ivy league places. They're all in one big club, more connected by that than parties or ideology.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (39g3+)

454 Foxit phantom is best pdf
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (JFO2v)

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This broke my entire g-ddamned Creative Suite. Acrobat least of my worries. But I'm back running now No thanks to those geniuses.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (AzW6q)

455 Alright everyone, we need to get this protest together! We have tables set up A-E, F-M, N-S, and T-Z! Please go to the table that has the letter that your cause, organization, gender, or mental issue identifies with so everything can get going. We want to make this look good for the cameras also! The big boys aren't going to pay out for a meandering mess - looking at you Anarchists!

Remember, everyone we dislike is Hitler, Armeggedon is just an election away, and one more meaningless symbolic gesture will bring down the Trump-Nazi-Koch Brothers Axis!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

456 John Podesta crime organization had Scalia murdered.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (8SG/h)

457 Wow ... hadn't seen the ol' "Copy and Paste the Entire Thread" trick in quite some time.

An oldy ... but a goody.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (VtdrM)

458 to end women's human rights

Don't worry, Amanda. You're already dead from net neutrality.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (Boy/L)

459 ...but they'll try to spin this into misogynist evil woman hating likely rapist abuser who wants to chain women barefoot to a sink and impregnate them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Bill Clinton?

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

460 Brett, tell me what you really think of Hillary. Just whisper it in my ear.

Posted by: Connie Chunk at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (KkliO)

461 Kavanaugh apprently worked on Whitewater and was involved in legal things when What's his name Supposedly killed himself in the park-but was probably bumped off. Hillary's lover? Those seem like good reason to refer to Hillary as a B**** under his breath

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (AllCR)

462 Nevertrumper Gayvid FrenchieFairy says Trump broke his promise because Kavanaugh wasnt on his original list of 21 candidates he would choose for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (+dsLj)

463 They had two entire years with a supermajority in congress to open the borders, then grant a blanket amnesty to the 20-30 million illegal aliens already here as well as the hordes of newcomers, give them each some money from the Porkulus to resettle in Texas and Florida and then cement an electoral majority forever.

But Obama had to have Obamacare instead. Totally stupid move.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (1AK1h)


I tie it to Ace's theory of the McGuffinization of Politics. The left has been obsessed with short-term victories that allow them to humiliate the right, but which in the long run have left them in a poor position.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (/3v/C)

464 Ain't me, my first post was 384. First one in the fuck up is Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)

465 452 Gumby, plead to JJ to bail you out. He's a softy
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (STPlW)


I control the weather. Go find a Rothschild.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (1AK1h)

466 Gumby, I'd like to introduce you to the Barrel.

Barrel, this is Gumby. You too will be GOOD FRIENDS for awhile.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

467 432
What kind of a sick fucking brain-dead animal pisses on his hands before he goes to greet someone? Sharia, indeed.


Posted by: Fritz at July 10, 2018 01:23 PM (kf11g)


(raises hand exposing the pee splattered sleeve)

Posted by: Ron Perlman's Pee Soaked Hand at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (ymnmz)

468 Scrollin, scrollin, scrolling,
keep those Morons scrollin, rawhide!
When sittin' in the barrel,
unless you're wearing' flannel
your ass is gonna be,
RawHIDE!!!

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (tqyrn)

469 Kagan and Ginsburg are Jewish. That would mean 22% of the court is Jewish.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (oVJmc)

470 I'm going out on a limb here and state that I believe Obama knew the Constitution very well.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (jxbfJ)

BO doesn't even know which hand he's supposed to wipe with! So, they have a muslim shitboy to do it for him.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (9BLnV)

471
Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM


Damn, Gumby. You may have to stay en barrel for some time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (fvkPE)

472 441 Is there a hILLRY portrait in the barrel?
Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (gg7dk)

scratch n sniff version

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

473 Leave me out of this!


Posted by: Burger King at July 10, 2018 12:58 PM (aVYsC)

You are kinda scary in your commercials

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (suO/a)

474 Hey remember when Trump was going to nominate lefty loonies like his sister hahahahhahahahah

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (+dsLj)

475 Back in 2016, I was surprised that they didn't try to pull a West Wing: convince RBG to resign, and offer the GOP whomever they want to fill Scalia's seat in exchange for getting a hard-left justice for Ginsburg's replacement.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:21 PM (/3v/C)

They tried that. RBG didn't understand what they were talking about. Kept squawking "overruled, overruled"

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (STPlW)

476 Gumby--you have your choice.

Black or green mold?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (Boy/L)

477 Speed the Entrumpening

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (yQpMk)

478 See ya in #twoweeks Gumby.

Maybe you can do some painting while you are in the barrel.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (zCpUM)

479 This broke my entire g-ddamned Creative Suite. Acrobat least of my worries. But I'm back running now No thanks to those geniuses.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (AzW6q)

---------------

Yeah, I've had to deal with Adobe software issues. Jackasses are the industry standard so they don't seem to care how much the screw things up.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (qC1Sy)

480 451
"Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?





Posted by: Brian"
Maybe there is Gallery of People That will Never Be President Of The United States


Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (MxEKc)


Golf Clap

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (ymnmz)

481 If Kavanaugh is confirmed, it'll not only be the end of wimmins' rights, all ettes will be downgraded to cardboard memberships and be forced to clean the barrel.

Posted by: Chuckles Schemer at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (KkliO)

482 Time always goes slower when you're getting fucked in the ass without lube.

True dat.

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (kqsXK)

483 Blue Hen - LOL!

Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

484 464 Ain't me, my first post was 384. First one in the fuck up is Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)

274 391
I was behind a purple haired Granny yesterday in her Subaru Forester.
She had some Green Party sticker and large black and white
Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM)


Yeah, no. See the hash? Hash don't lie coz.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

485 Trump should gift that Hillary portrait to a foreign government.

You know, as a diplomatic gift. Perhaps we could get a Churchill bust in exchange.

I'm trying to think of where to send it, though. Venezuela maybe?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2018 01:15 PM (5kJKJ)


Russia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (fceHP)

486 The left has been obsessed with short-term victories that allow them to humiliate the right, but which in the long run have left them in a poor position.

Yeah both parties seem to do this. And especially under Obama, the Dems really did believe they had a total cultural and political win that the GOP would never overcome for a generation or more. So hell, they had plenty of time, and they could do whatever they wanted, because they couldn't be stopped.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (39g3+)

487
He was once a little green ball of clay,GUMBY


But you should see where Gumby is at today

Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (10vO4)

488 >>Much simpler than that - Kavanaugh graduated from Yale, so did Bush. The Bushes will never turn on anyone who's part of the Club.


Kavanaugh worked in the GW Bush WH and it was Bus who nominated him for DC Circuit court.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (W+vEI)

489 Gumby to the barrel, please.

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (7HtZB)

490 Crap.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

491 Yeah, I've had to deal with Adobe software issues. Jackasses are the industry standard so they don't seem to care how much the screw things up.
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (qC1Sy)
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Yeah. No need to worry about the customer when you have an effective monopoly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (AzW6q)

492 ...but they'll try to spin this into misogynist evil woman hating likely rapist abuser who wants to chain women barefoot to a sink and impregnate them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Bill Clinton?
Posted by: Cheri at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

Well, all except the impregnate thing. They're not even sure Chelsea's his spawn.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (9BLnV)

493

It's gonna get crowded in there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (BWL+E)

494 Ain't me, my first post was 384. First one in the fuck up is Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)


Tell it to the Barrel, Gumby. Tell it to the Barrel.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (VtdrM)

495 469 Kagan and Ginsburg are Jewish. That would mean 22% of the court is Jewish.
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Breyer is Jewish too. So its 33% of the court.

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (2LelM)

496 472
441 Is there a hILLRY portrait in the barrel?

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (gg7dk)



scratch n sniff version

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

Propped up by a bollard.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (jxbfJ)

497 So, party time in the Barrel, eh?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (a0IVu)

498 [/em]Well, Gumby has company now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (39g3+)

499 Much simpler than that - Kavanaugh graduated from Yale, so did Bush. The Bushes will never turn on anyone who's part of the Club.

Posted by: Tom Servo



Kavanaugh is Skull 'n Bones?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (wH8rX)

500 Crap.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

If you say so,. Go ahead; I don't have to go right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

501 Someone is going to be cleaning the basement underneath the barrel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (7ZVPa)

502 The barrel has both sticks and carrots. Don't eat any of them.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (pw+jk)

503 Yeah, no. See the hash? Hash don't lie coz.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

----

Deeply ironic post. Recursive double-barreling. Really, back to work now...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (AzW6q)

504 Looks like the Barrel is about to get crowded.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (aVYsC)

505 Black or green mold?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (Boy/L)
------------

Wait, there's enough light, these days, in the barrel, to discern color?

When did this upgrade happen?

Certainly wasn't available back when I wound up, umm, visiting.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (qC1Sy)

506 464 Ain't me, my first post was 384. First one in the fuck up is Ace.
Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)


Um...someone please explain to Gumby that it is him.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (zCpUM)

507 It's a barrel party

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (WhfTg)

508 The Barrel feasts today. Many scalps.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

509
the Battle of the Somme, the first Tokyo firebombing raid and the Stalingrad death tolls.

What are events people under 30 know nothing about?

(Apologies for truncation of his post to Keith at July 10, 2018 01:16 PM)

Posted by: Jeopardy contestant at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (e1mEI)

510 blaster, Gumby, and the Barrel ?

Wow ... used to only be able to see that kind of shit on VHS.

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (VtdrM)

511 Blaster.....I'm gonna need to see you as well.

Are you fellas familiar with the "buddy system"?

Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (5kJKJ)

512 If I were Joe Manchin, I'd vote in favor of confirming Kavanaugh, and then campaign on the 'promise' of switching parties after the election.

I actually think that would work.

Posted by: jwb7605 at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (7ukuU)

513 Don't most people who voted against Hillary apply some sort of rude names to her?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (AllCR)

514 504
Looks like the Barrel is about to get crowded.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 10, 2018

*
*
I didn't know there was room in there for more than one person at a time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 10, 2018 01:31 PM (yrE3y)

515 Kagan and Ginsburg are Jewish. That would mean 22% of the court is Jewish.

-
And we're having a drought.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)

516 448
By the way, doesn't it seem like the last 2 years went a hell of a lot faster than the first 2 Obama years?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)



Time always goes slower when you're getting fucked in the ass without lube.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 10, 2018 01:25 PM (/3v/C)


Hmmm.... Confuscious....No....Ghandi........Sun Tzu. That's it!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (ymnmz)

517 [Slams door. ]

I would NOT go in there if I were you.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (Z5y53)

518 I think the yid quotient of the Supreme Court is waning, though. Unless President Trump finds a good Jewish justice to replace them with. I mean, there's gotta be some, right? Take one of them off the Weather Machine detail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (39g3+)

519
I saw Blaster, Gumby and the Barrel open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Felt Forum in '76.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (1AK1h)

520 If you em-barrel yourself pointing out a barrelin' post, does that cancel out the barrelin'? Like pasta and antipasta?

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (7HtZB)

521 496 472
441 Is there a hILLRY portrait in the barrel?

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (gg7dk)



scratch n sniff version

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (JFO2v)

Propped up by a bollard.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Just DON"T shine a black light on it. You don't want to know.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)

522 (417) Ok, I'm in. Can I take a nap first?

Posted by: ro-man at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (RuIsu)

523 469 Kagan and Ginsburg are Jewish. That would mean 22% of the court is Jewish.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (oVJmc)


You're basing that on troy ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (STPlW)

524 Hey remember when Trump was going to nominate lefty loonies like his sister hahahahhahahahah

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (+dsLj)


Remember when Trump was going to be controlled by the last person who talked to him? Or where he would do everything that Jared or Ivanka said because he was a clueless puppet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has your 4th of July Supplies - Beer, Fireworks, Bactine, & Bandages! at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (hLRSq)

525 aww...stormy apparently didn't sell too many $10K seats at that fancy district one strip club last night,

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (FOPyv)

526 515 Kagan and Ginsburg are Jewish. That would mean 22% of the court is Jewish.

-
And we're having a drought.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)


Those cooters are like the Dust Bowl in '32.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (1AK1h)

527 159 Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?
==========

Pest control

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

that deserves a rimshot.
Posted by: BignJames at July 10, 2018 12:44

How about "To keep the flies off the reporters."

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (kfcYC)

528 Dear Penthouse - I never thought this would ever happen to me.....

Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (PFy0L)

529 When do we get a hard West Texas German Lutheran on the court? I gots no representation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

530 When in the barrel, remember the Winston Wolf Rule.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (pw+jk)

531 Clean up on isle gumby

Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (STPlW)

532 464 Ain't me, my first post was 384. First one in the fuck up is Ace.

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)



You're also comment #415.


Go look at that, and see who posted it.

I. Dare. You.

Posted by: buzzion at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (cAnNx)

533 It's crowded in the barrel today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (ImzFx)

534 If you mix pasta and antipasto, you get an explosion.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (7ZVPa)

535 529 When do we get a hard West Texas German Lutheran on the court? I gots no representation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (yQpMk)


Term Nimitz...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (1AK1h)

536 Certainly wasn't available back when I wound up, umm, visiting.

It was all black light last time I was in there. Was like an episode of CSI.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (39g3+)

537 Maybe there is Gallery of People That will Never Be President Of The United States
Posted by: Ripley at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (MxEKc)

I'd like to see mine, then. I don't even remember posing for it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (9BLnV)

538 524 Hey remember when Trump was going to nominate lefty loonies like his sister hahahahhahahahah

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (+dsLj)


Remember when Trump was going to be controlled by the last person who talked to him? Or where he would do everything that Jared or Ivanka said because he was a clueless puppet?

-----------

it's an amusing history of folks getting trump wrong.

so, today at least, he's a 4th dimensional chess master.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (FOPyv)

539 526 515 Kagan and Ginsburg are Jewish. That would mean 22% of the court is Jewish.

-
And we're having a drought.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (+y/Ru)


Those cooters are like the Dust Bowl in '32.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:32 PM (1AK1h)

I saw Dusty Cooters open for Pure Prairie League at the Hollywood Bowl in '89

Posted by: josephistan at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (7HtZB)

540 Crap.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

If you say so,. Go ahead; I don't have to go right now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)


Fen, that made me LOL. Good show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (kqsXK)

541 527 159 Why is there a portrait of Hillary in the White House anyway?
______________________________________________

In case of poison.

Like optical ipecac.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (ATVNj)

542 Nood.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (qC1Sy)

543 Gumbo - Making excuses is bad form.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (ImzFx)

544 I saw Blaster, Gumby and the Barrel open for Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds at the Felt Forum in '76.

....

I think my ex-wife registered us for wedding presents at Blaster, Gumby & Barrel.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM (5kJKJ)

545 478
See ya in #twoweeks Gumby.



Maybe you can do some painting while you are in the barrel.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (zCpUM)

Oh, please. Not that.

Posted by: Ficus plants in the barrel at July 10, 2018 01:35 PM (jxbfJ)

546 When do we get a hard West Texas German Lutheran on the court? I gots no representation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (yQpMk)


Get in line. You see any Ohio Valley Nationalist Populist Libertarians on the bench ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at July 10, 2018 01:35 PM (VtdrM)

547 400 I really cannot understand why Manchin never switched, he could have kept his seat as long as he wanted if he had. But we saw that from blue dog after blue dog over the last 20 years, they seemed to universally be men who had no inner moral courage and who would rather go down with their ship, rather than take a bold action which their constituents wanted them to take.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 10, 2018 01:20 PM (k1TUh


People in the political class don't think like you and me with those icky, you know, PRINCIPLES! He probably figures that people in the WV donk party know some nasty little gossip about him that they'd gleefully report if he left. Plus the state GOP has its own little hierarchy to protect from interlopers. As with Snarlin' Arlen he'd always be regarded as a turncoat.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 10, 2018 01:35 PM (y7DUB)

548 Nevertrumper Gayvid FrenchieFairy says Trump broke his promise because Kavanaugh wasnt on his original list of 21 candidates he would choose for the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen


I won.
Posted by: Donald Trump

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 10, 2018 01:35 PM (XtR0g)

549 So if I'm exiled to the barrel here's something to keep you all busy. Are Mormons Christians? Discuss among yourselves. I will listen through the glory hole.

Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:35 PM (2LelM)

550 It was all black light last time I was in there. Was like an episode of CSI.


It's like being trapped in a Jackson Pollock painting.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

551 Somebody I know has a friend in the State Department. Sounds like-even if they support progressive policies- they all thought Hillary was the B word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (AllCR)

552 I thought Breyer was Jewish as well?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (wGbBR)

553 I will listen through the glory hole.

DO.NOT.TRY.TO.BREATH.THROUGH.BUNGHOLE.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (yQpMk)

554 But Obama had to have Obamacare instead. Totally stupid move.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (1AK1h)


thank God he was that dumb and that arrogant

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (fceHP)

555 Her portrait should hang at the post office.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (xMnHK)

556 546. Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere advocate - when?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 10, 2018 01:36 PM (fA1SL)

557 I think my ex-wife registered us for wedding presents at Blaster, Gumby & Barrel.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 10, 2018 01:34 PM


ScoggDog is your ex-wife?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 10, 2018 01:38 PM (ctuyM)

558 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 10, 2018 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

559 441 Is there a hILLRY portrait in the barrel?

Posted by: wth at July 10, 2018 01:24 PM (gg7dk)



scratch n sniff version

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 10, 2018 01:27 PM (JFO2v)



I can't even.

Posted by: eleven at July 10, 2018 01:38 PM (+lOpA)

560 When do we get a hard West Texas German Lutheran on the court? I gots no representation.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 10, 2018 01:33 PM (yQpMk)

How dare you? We don't even have a transgender black Guatemalan Satanist yet. West Texas German Lutherans are just on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 10, 2018 01:39 PM (9BLnV)

561 So if I'm exiled to the barrel here's something to keep you all busy. Are Mormons Christians? Discuss among yourselves. I will listen through the glory hole.


You're one of those people that likes to toss live grenades to jugglers, aren't you?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 10, 2018 01:39 PM (FyMYJ)

562 They tried that. RBG didn't understand what they were talking about. Kept squawking "overruled, overruled"
Posted by: REDACTED at July 10, 2018 01:28 PM (STPlW)


or she was sleeping, missed it completely

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:39 PM (fceHP)

563 Dear Better Homes and Gardens
I never thought this would happen to me...

Signed,
Anonymous Ficus

Posted by: ro-man at July 10, 2018 01:40 PM (RuIsu)

564
But we saw that from blue dog after blue dog over the last 20 years, they seemed to universally be men who had no inner moral courage and who would rather go down with their ship, rather than take a bold action which their constituents wanted them to take.

Posted by: Tom Servo


It used to be that no party leader in Congress would ask a Senator or Representative to vote against the sense of his constituents. That seems to have gone out the window, at least on the Democratic side. Blue Dog Democrats are about as numerous as passenger pigeons.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2018 01:40 PM (BWL+E)

565

nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 10, 2018 01:41 PM (fceHP)

566 Nancy and Schumer should have been honest and said what they were really afraid of: "Millions of lives will be saved by this appointment!"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 10, 2018 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

567 They had two entire years with a supermajority in
congress to open the borders, then grant a blanket amnesty to the 20-30
million illegal ... But Obama had to have Obamacare instead. Totally stupid move.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I do wonder though, maybe they are just not that long term suicidal, and perhaps there were some that had some restraint, at least in the first two years. Many areas that went Dem then don't want massive amnesty ... as Trump proved, and as polls continue to show.

maybe it was not just stupidity, maybe they saw the backlash potential, especially if wages plummeted and the border stayed open, chain migration brought in another 50 million demanding ... More Amnesty.

anyway, there was probably some strategy in place.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 10, 2018 01:47 PM (bT8Z4)

568 Troll Level : MAGAnificent!

Posted by: theATL at July 10, 2018 02:02 PM (yFgwo)

569 Posted by: Gumby at July 10, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)

Look at the name at the *bottom* of the post and outside the box, not the first name.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 10, 2018 02:04 PM (UENOA)

570 >>>34 I love that Benny guy's panoramic pic atop his twatterz. Heh heh heh. I still get great pleasure outta that image.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 10, 2018 12:30 PM (mQ0Mc)

My gosh, that's a thing of beauty.

Posted by: m at July 10, 2018 02:16 PM (Zl35z)

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