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There are some funny (and sad, and infuriating...) stories here. Scott Adams used to do this sort of reader solicitation all the time back on his old blog from the late 90s and some of the stories are beyond belief. There appears to be no limit to human stupidity. Flakka? Just Say No: AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com (All one word, no spaces) If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her. Answered Prayer: 6/26-Sharkman reports that little Danica Jane, who had been on prayer list, has had her last cancer treatment, after 3 months of chemo and radiation. She is cancer free, thanks be to God. Sharkman thanks everyone for their prayers.****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five weeks. If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list or have any updates please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors! Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis: http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 11, 2018 11:21 AM (mPeei) 2
Ok I just watched Thor: Ragnarok again because Chris Helmsworth is so yummy and Florida flakka man is no Thor. Pfft.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (a0IVu) 3
Prayers for the horde!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (W+vEI) 4
Imagine if the Left 'fixed' baseball.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (5wnOU) 5
Joss Whedon isn't a feminist, he's a femme.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (ZQfW9) Posted by: Off the reservation at July 11, 2018 11:24 AM (vWMNq) 8
The border situation must be fixed now because the protests have stopped.
Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 11, 2018 11:24 AM (PbH71) 9
Those who do not the Flakka Dance, or who reject the Bath Salts Ritual, shall not ride with us. Bersekers - every army needs them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:24 AM (fA1SL) 10
Just read through the prayer list..extra prayers for Calm Mentor..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 11:24 AM (a0IVu) 11
No Joss,the first American dictatorship was Woodrow Wilson and the second much longer more destructive one was FDR.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 11:25 AM (LiyEm) Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 11:25 AM (r9UYA) 13
I need to stop reading content.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (1AK1h) 15
Not first !
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (1Zgb0) Posted by: Treebeard# MeToo at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (+INtM) 17
You'd be thor too if you had sex with a tree.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (IqV8l) 18
The prog process:
1. Find something good. 2. Break it. 3. Have other people pay to fix it. 4. Profit!!! Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 11:27 AM (r9UYA) Posted by: JT at July 11, 2018 11:27 AM (1Zgb0) Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2018 11:27 AM (Bdeb0) 21
Anyone Whedon doesn't like is Hitler.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (oVJmc) Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE) 23
if you had thex with it.
Posted by: JAS at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (3HNOQ) 24
I would love for Joss Whedon to experience a real dictatorship, good and hard ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (qBFBn) 25
Thank God that little girl has become cancer free!
Posted by: GMan at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (sxq57) 26
FDR tried to expand and pack the court and failed. He was president when he tried and well liked. The dems' "I want loony judges" scheme goes no where. (I'm still sort of surprised that no one mentions FDR's failure to do this, it's almost like it was removed from history).
Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (nRWPy) 27
Damn...watch out for the flakka over Sweinfurt!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (0tfLf) 28
"whatever happened to those little children whom Trump forcibly
separated from their parents at the border and locked into cages? Don't Democrats care about them anymore?" ** This is called the outrage du jour or fad politics. Like their morals, change daily/weelky depending on need. Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (xqfqx) 29
Joss should stick to abusing women emotionally. It's what he knows best.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE) 30
Joss Whedon has cross the Rubicon from being somewhat talented to talentless political hack. Just fall on your sword already Joss... oh wait you dyckless also.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (5wnOU) 31
To be fair, Florida Man there does kinda look like Thor.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (Z5y53) 32
What kind of a twee would you be?
Posted by: Baba Wawa at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (IqV8l) 33
Joss Whedon, TrumpCamp #47 Thesbian Club president.
Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (HaL55) 35
Wait--you have to be on flakka to do that? Huh.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (RD7QR) 36
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hoom hoom So Florida man is a rapist. Posted by: Treebeard# MeToo at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (+INtM) Hey, do you ents ever wake up with morning wood? Asking for a friend... Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (gMPP/) Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 11:30 AM (elLTo) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 11:30 AM (oVJmc) 39
Florida Man should send some Flakka to Joss Whedon.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:30 AM (5wnOU) 40
Thanks as always for the Prayer List, Fen. It's a big help to those who want to do the little they can. Hope the Big Guy is listening and answers. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 11:30 AM (BWL+E) 41
If these people really believed that Trump was bringing on tyranny, they'd be either fleeing or arming up.
But they think guns are the devil. So they should just be fleeing. Cause, we all know that the wall is really designed to keep people in, you know. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 11:31 AM (elLTo) 42
>17
You'd be thor too if you had sex with a tree. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 11:26 AM (IqV8l) You are a bad man. Posted by: Face Sized Spider - Bouncing on a Trampoline at July 11, 2018 11:31 AM (sjdRT) 43
41. Nope. The big, beautiful wall is for lining people up against.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:31 AM (fA1SL) 44
30 Joss Whedon has cross the Rubicon from being somewhat talented to talentless political hack.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (5wnOU I think Joss and Ron Perlman get together to snort bath salts. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (gMPP/) 45
>>All of these are basically Calvinball objections made by sore losers to justify their abject electoral failures.
One of which is Electoral College. They only majored in gender studies there. Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (7n4KQ) 46
Updated for current times:
Better to remain off Twitter and be thought insane than to tweet and remove all doubt. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (N4pek) 47
Hey Whedon, why don't you go push Sacha's wheelchair to the next VFW meeting.
I'm thinking a twofer... Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (HaL55) 49
Sex with trees is gay, but Thor is not gay.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2) 50
24 I would love for Joss Whedon to experience a real dictatorship, good and hard ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (qBFBn) Venezuela or Iran are just unpleasant plane rides away. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (5wnOU) 52
51.
.....and, as it is written, 'Bronies get the bullet.' Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:33 AM (fA1SL) 53
If you wake up with morning wood it only makes sense to screw a tree.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 11:33 AM (N4pek) 54
In fairness to Florida Man some professor in California started the trend of having intimate sexual relations with Mother Nature with a class on how to make love to the ocean. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 11:33 AM (10vO4) 55
Thankfully, Whedon has been #MeToo'd. He has about as much influence shaping opinions on the left as Bill Kristol does here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 11:33 AM (/qEW2) 56
Every time the progs lose at something, they start bellyaching about
how it needs to be 'fixed'. By 'fixed', I believe they mean, 'rigged in our favor so our side wins all the time.' So recently progs are wondering why there are 9 SCOTUS judges and not some larger number. Some of them are even advocating that the Supreme Court be expanded to, say, 15 judges. As I recall FDR tied this same shit initially when SCOTUS righfully shot down his illegal new deal programs. But in the end he got what he wanted anyway by being absolute dictator for 4 terms. SCOTUS became fr left socialist and stayed that way up until recently. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (mpXpK) 57
I'd tap that maple.
Posted by: Florida Man at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (IqOTP) 58
Thor went across the Pacific on a bunch of logs ... so ... kinda the same thing. Kon Tiki ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (bT8Z4) 59
Florida Man should send some Flakka to Joss Whedon. Judging by the unhingedness of Whedon's imbecilic tweetrant, that has already happened. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (HaL55) 60
'Florida Man - of the Day' could be a daily feature. Posted by: Acme Explosives at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (LOgQ4) 61
Better to remain off Twitter and be thought insane than to tweet and remove all doubt.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (N4pek) There was some bluecheck mafia that tweeted that "Kavanaugh would outlaw contraception" a couple of days ago. I told him if twitter didn't exist, he'd be on a street corner in Manhattan with a Mr. Microphone. Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (Enq6K) 62
55 Thankfully, Whedon has been #MeToo'd. He has about as much influence shaping opinions on the left as Bill Kristol does here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 11:33 AM (/qEW2) ============= I don't think he's trying to lead. He's trying to ape the common Hollywood progressive line and get back on everyone's good side. It's virtue signalling to recover his career. Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (elLTo) 63
I guess Florida Man thought he was quite poplar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (5wnOU) 64
What kind of man willingly changes his name to "Joss"?
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (7HtZB) 65
Joss Whedon has cross the Rubicon from being somewhat talented to talentless political hack.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:29 AM (5wnOU I think Joss and Ron Perlman get together to snort bath salts. Posted by: OregonMuse And paint taint. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (XtR0g) Posted by: Chris M at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (eAZVt) 67
Straightforward from here:
Brett Kavanaugh confirmed for SCOTUS President Trump pardons himself of all past and future crimes SCOTUS declares Trump "President for life" and abolishes all elections USA becomes A Hamaidens Tale riles by Christian Sharia Law Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (mk7Bj) 68
Love that Shitty Schumer pic and quote.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (mpXpK) 69
Elections have consequences. They are truly befuddled that running around in pussy hats, calling people Nazis, and threatening family members arent winning them elections. Like I told one of my liberal friends, elections have consequences. And not just Presidential ones. Since 2009, the Democrats have lost over 1000 Congressional seats, Governorships, and State legislature seats. You want to be able to appoint judges? Win a goddamn election. Throwing their hissyfits aint gonna win them anything. Your very actions are costing you political clout. But please..... by all means..... keep running on Illegal immigrants rights, tranny bathrooms, wiping out tax cuts, pushing up the price of energy, and regulating the shit out of anything. And the big fucking stinking pile of shit on top of ALL OF THAT is you threatening violence and intimidation to anybody that has the temerity to disagree with you. Do you fucktards know what the biggest threat to "Democracy" is??? Not accepting the results of an election when you lose. I am so sick of your shit. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (8XRCm) 70
Thankfully, Whedon has been #MeToo'd. He has about as much influence shaping opinions on the left as Bill Kristol does here.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 11:33 AM (/qEW2) Wait, that's a he? Joss is a girls name, like that hot singer Joss Stone.... Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (y8Foj) 71
>Jerking off in the ocean is not actually love.
Posted by: Chris M at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (eAZVt) Word. Can a body of water get a little romance? Posted by: The Ocean at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (sjdRT) 72
>>64 What kind of man willingly changes his name to "Joss"? Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (7HtZB)
...without changing his last name to either Burner or Stick? Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (Bdeb0) 73
67 Straightforward from here:
Brett Kavanaugh confirmed for SCOTUS President Trump pardons himself of all past and future crimes SCOTUS declares Trump "President for life" and abolishes all elections USA becomes A Hamaidens Tale riles by Christian Sharia Law Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (mk7Bj) ============== You see...originalists wouldn't do that. Living Constitutionalists on the Right would. So, the American Left, do you really want a Living Constitution? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (elLTo) 74
>>>I think Joss and Ron Perlman get together to snort bath salts.
Joss is useless. At least Ron Perlman's hands will keep deer from eating your hydrangeas. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2) 75
I guess Florida Man thought he was quite poplar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM If you're gonna start with the puns I'm going to ask you to leaf. Posted by: Acme Explosives at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (LOgQ4) 76
He called himself Thor, but everyone knew him as Nancy.
Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (0+nbW) 77
For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (ZGrMX) 78
75 I guess Florida Man thought he was quite poplar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM If you're gonna start with the puns I'm going to ask you to leaf. Posted by: Acme Explosives at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (LOgQ4) You guys are all bark.... Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (Enq6K) Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (/lkI0) 80
EM FLAKKA FOADDY FIE!!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Wig (And Not Her Hair) at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (ATVNj) 81
Tami is going for the root of the issue
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (5wnOU) 82
Confirming a judge is supposed to be about whether they are qualified, not whether they are Marxists or not.
Originalists (constructionists?) ... generally very qualified. Wise Latina ... not very qualified.RGB ... doesn't think the constitution is a good model, not sure if she was ever qualified, now I wonder if she sleeps through the sessions. Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (bT8Z4) 83
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You'd be thor too if you had sex with a tree. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Woodpecker more believable. Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (Bdeb0) 84
Do you fucktards know what the biggest threat to "Democracy" is??? Not accepting the results of an election when you lose.
I am so sick of your shit. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (8XRCm) And yet this is EXACTLY what they claimed Trump would pull after Hillary's "inevitable" victory. Anyone else now find it odd how they insisted Trump agree to the results of the election he was SURE TO LOSE? I wonder what they "knew" at the time. Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (y8Foj) 85
Don't be such a beech, Acme Explosives.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (Evws/) 86
You see...originalists wouldn't do that.
Living Constitutionalists on the Right would. So, the American Left, do you really want a Living Constitution? Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 11, 2018 11:36 AM (elLTo) The constitution is only like 300 years old. The Bible is 2000 years old. Therefore, originalists would hold the Bible over the comstitution. QED. Or something Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (mk7Bj) 87
#26 FDR's attempt to pack the court wasn't lost to history...In the "switch in time to save nine" the justices themselves switched to a pro progressive ruling stance from a pro business stance to preserve the court structure. Congress knew that and wouldn't intervene to fix what was not now broken.
FDR was arguably the worst President ever. The stock market took 26 years to recover from the depression because of his insipid vapid and plain wrong economics. FDR's policies cost us many more causalities than what was reasonably foreseeable in the war. And he sold out Eastern Europe into abject slavery. Today we have an echo of that betrayal in Frau Merkel....and much of our national debt is due to the Cold War spending. Democrat rule always retards American progress...they .should be called ANTI-progressives. Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (Y274z) Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (YM7io) 89
81 Tami is going for the root of the issue
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (5wnOU) We make quite a pear Anna. Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (Enq6K) 90
I would love for Joss Whedon to experience a real dictatorship, good and hard ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 11:28 AM (qBFBn) As would I. "See that smoke coming out the chimney, Joss? You're next." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (kqsXK) 91
77 For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (ZGrMX) And was that national headline news, like the beating itself was? Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (7HtZB) 92
I'd tap that maple. Posted by: Florida Man at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (IqOTP) Suprising that Florida Man wouldn't prefer the hot Latin Jacaranda Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 11:40 AM (10vO4) 93
Prayers for the folks on the list.
Posted by: lizabth at July 11, 2018 11:40 AM (mP6Ur) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 11:40 AM (oVJmc) 95
"For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones."
Any mention of her political affiliation, or voter registration? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2018 11:40 AM (wldC6) 96
89 81 Tami is going for the root of the issue
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (5wnOU) We make quite a pear Anna. Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM You guys just can't leaf these puns alone can you? Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf) 97
I'd tap that maple.
Posted by: Florida Man at July 11, 2018 11:34 AM (IqOTP) Suprising that Florida Man wouldn't prefer the hot Latin Jacaranda Posted by: Flawless Male Logic So he took it's cherry? Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (Bdeb0) 98
I guess Florida Man thought he was quite poplar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (5wnOU) Willow weep for me. . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK) 99
EM SZECHWAN SHRIMP FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 11, 2018 11:21 AM (mPeei) Just when you think you have heard them all, this comes along. Posted by: Tim in Illinois Yankee Tyrant at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (vqIkG) 100
And was that national headline news, like the beating itself was?
To their credit, HuffPo ran it. And when Insty tweeted a link to their story he was immediately called "racist". Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (ZGrMX) 101
Could Ted Cruz or someone like him sponsor a proposal to expand the court to 15 Justices?
Just to force the democrats onto the record opposing it? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (PNcou) 102
With the way the left are freaking out over Kavanaugh. Is there a rule I missed where the newest Justice gets 5 votes?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (aVYsC) 103
77 For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (ZGrMX) ************ So did she get separated from her child or did they both get booked? Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (Y274z) Posted by: Baba Wawa at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (IqV8l) 105
So, the American Left, do you really want a Living Constitution?
Living, breathing, yoga on Saturdays. Posted by: The Left at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (wW03z) 106
Maxine Water's Hair really is a never-failing bran-tub, innit?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (fA1SL) 107
To hell with these puns! Let's branch out to other forms of humor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (gMPP/) 108
FDR was arguably the worst President ever. Know who was a much more effective President than he's given credit for? Warren Harding. Widely discounted as a jerk and a slob, he inherited a depression, cut taxes and spending, got out of the way of the economy growing, respected civil liberties and set the stage for the Roaring Twenties. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (BWL+E) 109
Could Ted Cruz or someone like him sponsor a proposal to expand the court to 15 Justices?
Just to force the democrats onto the record opposing it? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (PNcou) ------ Trump should unilaterally announce three more appointees. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (8XRCm) 110
For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM You know what name you never hear anymore? Leroy. It became kind of stereotypical black, in a bad way. The name Laquisha is well on the way to deserving the same fate. Posted by: Acme Explosives at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (LOgQ4) 111
For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (ZGrMX) She won't see a day of prison time. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK) 112
You guys are all bark.... Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (Enq6K) You can be such an ash somtetimes. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (10vO4) 113
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Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (YM7io) 114
Oregon Muse is going out on a limb... next will he arboreal limericks
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (5wnOU) 115
101 Could Ted Cruz or someone like him sponsor a proposal to expand the court to 15 Justices?
Just to force the democrats onto the record opposing it? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (PNcou Heh. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (gMPP/) 116
107 To hell with these puns! Let's branch out to other forms of humor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM OM is pining for real laughs. Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (0tfLf) 117
6/15-Vic's wife had surgery and now home. Continue to pray for her
healing and help with rehab related concerns after having larynx removed. --------------------------- she is back in MUSC now. I have sent Fenelon an update. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (mpXpK) 118
You have sex with a twee and you'll be thor the next day. twust me
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM (PNcou) 119
You have to stay tuned to see what she/it says next. Getting hard to top some of the recent ones.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois Yankee Tyrant at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM (vqIkG) 120
Yes, it is a Living Constitution. Through the Amendment Process.
But politicians and their minions would have to face the Will of the People through the Amendment Process, and politicians no likey that. Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM (SV/HG) 121
So, the American Left, do you really want a Living Constitution?
---- The problem with a living, breathing Constitution is some Commie will invariably come along and choke the life out of it to further his own ends. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM (8XRCm) 122
Bad bad Leroy Brown would beg to differ but he's a jigsaw puzzle missing a few pieces.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM (5wnOU) 123
She won't see a day of prison time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK) Sad but true. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM (gMPP/) 124
Can we just set up a website with a tantrum clock? This has been going on since election night in 16. Usually kids have cried themselves out by now, does anyone have a juice box we can give the left that might shut them the fuck up for a week so the country can have some peace?
Posted by: Drew in MO at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (cGlgB) 125
98 I guess Florida Man thought he was quite poplar.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:35 AM (5wnOU) Willow weep for me. . . Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK) --- i heard he had a partner who left him in the Larch Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (PNcou) 126
A timely pun can certainly spruce up the mood. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (8XRCm) Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (jjaLl) 128
118 You have sex with a twee and you'll be thor the next day. twust me
Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at July 11, 2018 11:44 AM That was just thilly. Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (0tfLf) 129
Could Ted Cruz or someone like him sponsor a proposal to expand the court to 15 Justices?
Just to force the democrats onto the record opposing it? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 11:41 AM (PNcou) Why stop there? How about 50 justices--one from each state. We could be like Iran with their "Council of Experts" or whatever the fuck it's called. Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (y8Foj) 130
Know who was a much more effective President than he's given credit for? Warren Harding. Widely discounted as a jerk and a slob, he inherited a depression, cut taxes and spending, got out of the way of the economy growing, respected civil liberties and set the stage for the Roaring Twenties.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (BWL+E) IMO, Harding, Arthur and, arguably, Zachary Taylor were better presidents than they are given credit for being. Ike used to be in that position, but he has gained "strange new respect" over the years as the left finds him a convenient cudgel to use against the right. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (kqsXK) 131
These idiots are like locusts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (3GUVH) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E) 133
The first SCOTUS had six.
Posted by: torabora at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (Y274z) 134
77 For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (ZGrMX) [Facepalm] If you or I made that up they'd call us racists. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (RD7QR) 135
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You guys are all bark.... Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (Enq6K) You can be such an ash somtetimes. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (10vO4) --- Yew guys are at the root of all this Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (PNcou) 136
Mary Poppins etc., is it true Elizabeth Montgomery spread her legs for everyone? Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (YM7io) 137
116 107 To hell with these puns! Let's branch out to other forms of humor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM OM is pining for real laughs. Posted by: Diogenes I'm getting Sycamore of this stuff. Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 11:47 AM (Bdeb0) 138
....and much of our national debt is due to the Cold War spending. Which put a lot of money in people's pockets. Well, maybe it just transferred money around. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l) Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:47 AM (YM7io) 140
"For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones."
Any mention of her political affiliation, or voter registration? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice Any "official" mention of her race? Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 11:47 AM (XtR0g) 141
When I lived on a dirt road, my next door neighbor was a Wizard in the Klan.
He named his son Leroy. Really. Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 11:47 AM (Z5y53) 142
Why stop there? How about 50 justices--one from each state. We could be like Iran with their "Council of Experts" or whatever the fuck it's called."
How about if we have 450? Of course once it got that big we would have to call them something like a "Congress". Wow, I wish our founders would have thought of that. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh) 143
Why stop there? How about 50 justices--one from each state. We could be like Iran with their "Council of Experts" or whatever the fuck it's called.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 11:45 AM (y8Foj) --- 325 million supreme court justices. dibs on the black cloak concession Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at July 11, 2018 11:49 AM (PNcou) 144
Ike used to be in that position, but he has gained "strange new respect" over the years as the left finds him a convenient cudgel to use against the right.
---- Its his warning about the military industrial complex. But they conveniently ignore the rest of his farewell speech that warns of an overreaching federal bureaucracy. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:49 AM (8XRCm) 145
I liked what Gorsuch had to say in the clip provided. I also liked the facial expression of the attractive black woman sitting behind him to his right. She looked like she likes him and is proud of him. I wonder if that's one of his law clerks?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 11:49 AM (AllCR) 146
IMO, Harding, Arthur and, arguably, Zachary Taylor were better presidents than they are given credit for being.
Ike used to be in that position, but he has gained "strange new respect" over the years as the left finds him a convenient cudgel to use against the right. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (kqsXK) What am I, a potted plant? Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (gMPP/) 147
Anyone ever notice how - like in the early Obama years - the Left often calls for a Euro-style dual presidency with a foreign president and a domestic president? Managing the executive for a country this big is too big a job for one man and needs to be split (when it is an incompetent leftist boob in the oval office). The founders never anticipated a job this hard!
Same shit, different toppings. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (I2dne) 148
off lwispy sock
Posted by: Buzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (PNcou) 149
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Juile Andrews was also promiscuous? Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:47 AM (YM7io) Yeah, she left a few of her favorite things off the list in the song. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (RD7QR) 150
>>I think Joss and Ron Perlman get together to snort bath salts.
Likely. Various news outlets like to do a round-up of celebrity tweets on the day's big event (whether it's a good thing or a scandal), and I have to say, the list of celebrities whom I would be fine never hearing from or seeing ever again is growing like a Trump tower! Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (W+vEI) 151
What is Flaaka?. Obviously it's a drug-but derived from what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (AllCR) 152
Of course he was Thor, what with all the dick splinters.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 11:51 AM (lYBcV) 153
What am I, a potted plant?
Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (gMPP/) --- i sure hope so * squirt * Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 11, 2018 11:51 AM (PNcou) 154
That Joss Weaties has lost his damned mind is fair trade considering that he ruined a generation of potential writers with his shitty ass dialog.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 11:51 AM (zfrbv) 155
Also, on the number of justices, I could see adding or subtracting one justice. I am not sure it is such a bad thing to let the supreme court have a hung outcome. If it hangs, the appellate court ruling is accepted, but the issue remains open to future challenge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2018 11:51 AM (I2dne) 156
I saw Thor's Dick Splinters open for Molly Hatchet at the Iowa State Fair in 1987. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 11:52 AM (8XRCm) 157
What am I, a potted plant? Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (gMPP/) Hello gorgeous Posted by: H. Weinstein at July 11, 2018 11:52 AM (10vO4) 158
Speaking of Christian sharia, I caught a video of a gaggle of talking heads on one of the Progda channels where one of them accused the sole Christian/designated punching bag of wanting a Christian sharia dictatorship here. The DC/pb upgot and outwalked right in the middle of the alleged interview. It's too bad that the idiot Leftard wasn't told that pretty much our whole legal system is already based on the Ten Commandments. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 11, 2018 11:52 AM (HaL55) 159
Why stop there? How about 50 justices--one from each state. We could be like Iran with their "Council of Experts" or whatever the fuck it's called. ===== I seem to recall that Poland has been trying to trim the number of supreme court judges -- over 70 of them. In trouble with EU for that effort, but the Poles seem fed up with unelected bureaucrats. Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2018 11:52 AM (MIKMs) 160
Sex with a tree. So? Y'all are acting like that's weird or something. Posted by: publius, at the ficus at July 11, 2018 11:52 AM (8O3HH) 161
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For those who haven't heard, they arrested the woman who beat the 91 year old with a brick. Her name is, and I am not making this up, Laquisha Jones. Posted by: Ian S. at July 11, 2018 11:37 AM (ZGrMX) She won't see a day of prison time. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK) Wait until the 'Mexican Lives Matter' marches start. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 11:52 AM (oVJmc) 162
she is back in MUSC now. I have sent Fenelon an update.Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
Oh, dear! Sorry to hear that-if it's unexpected. Will check what you sent and update the list for next week, and of course, I will pray!. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (AllCR) 163
151. Wholly synthetic stimulant of, let us say, novel character.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (fA1SL) 164
>>151 What is Flaaka?. Obviously it's a drug-but derived from what? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (AllCR)
alpha-pyrrolidinopentiophenone. Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0) 165
Whedon is a leftist INSTIGATOR. No different from an Imam in a mosque agitating muslims to go forth and be Jihadists. Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (YM7io) 166
Where's Muldoon with a timely limb-erick?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (lYBcV) 167
And whoever writes the dissent faces the writer of the majority opinion in thunderdome.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (PNcou) 168
My wife hasn't even been in Florida recently (as far as I know).
Posted by: OCBill at July 11, 2018 11:53 AM (df+Zi) Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:54 AM (YM7io) 170
154 That Joss Weaties has lost his damned mind is fair trade considering that he ruined a generation of potential writers with his shitty ass dialog."
It's a good thing that all the younglings had MY dialog to use as an example!!! Posted by: George Lucas at July 11, 2018 11:54 AM (k1TUh) 171
was this an ash tree?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 11:55 AM (OG0QZ) 172
>> What is Flaaka?. Obviously it's a drug-but derived from what?
It's one of these "bath salts" type drugs, which are these synthetic stimulants, which are quite dangerous. This is flakka: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone Posted by: publius, at the ficus at July 11, 2018 11:55 AM (8O3HH) 173
this guy . . .
Posted by: Yggdrasil at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (OG0QZ) 174
Thorida Man is poking an oak.
Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (7n4KQ) Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (zfrbv) 176
"If judges were secret legislators, declaring not what the law is, but what they would like it to be, the very idea of government by the people and for the people would be at risk"
Leftists believe that governments should first and foremost implement leftist principles, whether by mob rule, judicial fiat, oligarchy, or dictatorship. So raising an objection based on "government by the people and for the people" will fall on deaf ears. That's what Whedon probably means by "dictatorship". He means "a government that is not following leftist principles". Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (/qEW2) 177
Is "Christian sharia" supposed to be what The Handmaid's Tale depicts?
I really hate how that show is intentionally being used to depict Christians as the biggest threat to our freedom. Particularly upsetting since it is produced and stars a lifelong Scientologist. Spoiler alert: VP Pence does not want to put his babies in you, pussy protesters! Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI) 178
It's too bad that the idiot Leftard wasn't told that pretty much our whole legal system is already based on the Ten Commandments."
Only roughly - it's more accurate to say that our legal system is based on 8 centuries of English Common Law. We don't outlaw graven images, and it seems like everyone these days covets their neighbor's wife's ass. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 11:57 AM (k1TUh) 179
I have long advocated 50 justices but not the way it currently is.
Each State would get to appoint a justice in a manner that the State see fit. Their justice would be subject to recall by a popular vote of the States majority or a nation wide vote of 70% majority or a congress recall of 60% in both houses. This would take the appointment of judges away from the deep State in DC. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 11:57 AM (mpXpK) 180
off, silent sock
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 11:57 AM (gMPP/) 181
45 >>All of these are basically Calvinball objections made by sore losers to justify their abject electoral failures.
One of which is Electoral College. They only majored in gender studies there. Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 11:32 AM (7n4KQ) It's funny how the Electoral College is good or bad depending on whether the Democrat wins the election. Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (xjiRE) 182
177. Lizzy is now SP and downstat, confirmed
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL) 183
Thor having thex with the tree is jutht thtupid and thick.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (JNTt1) 184
Prayers up!
BTW that MissJean you have been praying for is actually me. Thank you for the prayers, No news yet on the lump but the site is infected and the antibiotics do not seem to be working, so I am off to see my doc tomorrow. Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (/+bwe) Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0) 186
175 The pic:
twitter.com/DavidRutz/status/1017072354684473344 Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (zfrbv) Well, it was only a matter of time until some of the pundits became visibly possessed by Satan. Kinda clarifies things, if you ask me... Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 11:59 AM (RD7QR) Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 11:59 AM (OG0QZ) 188
Even our dictatorships are better than the rest of the world. U-S-A! In most dictatorships, you are not free to speak out against the government. What a country.
Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 11:59 AM (sX1BW) 189
Imagine if the Left 'fixed' baseball.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (5wnOU) Fix baseball? Those amateurs couldn't fix Hitlery's election. And they were the Russians! How are they going to fix anything?--Arnold Rothstein. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 11:59 AM (9BLnV) 190
It's funny how the Electoral College is good or bad depending on whether the Democrat wins the election.
Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM It has been modified over time. Otherwise we would now have a President Trump and Vice-President Hillary Clinton. Posted by: Acme Explosives at July 11, 2018 11:59 AM (LOgQ4) 191
This would take the appointment of judges away from the deep State in DC. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 11:57 AM (mpXpK) But it would create a junior senate Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 12:00 PM (10vO4) Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 11, 2018 12:00 PM (mQ0Mc) 193
>>Particularly upsetting since it is produced and stars a lifelong Scientologist.
Huh. I thought Elisabeth Moss was one of those annoying pre-IRS-war arriviste Scientologists; didn't know she'd been in that group for life. Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0) 194
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I saw Thor's Dick Splinters open for Molly Hatchet at the Iowa State Fair in 1987. _______________________________________ I saw Molly Hatchet in the Lady Jane Grey art thread. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (ATVNj) 195
Only roughly - it's more accurate to say that our legal system is based on 8 centuries of English Common Law. We don't outlaw graven images, and it seems like everyone these days covets their neighbor's wife's ass. Well, yeah, but our legal system has more in common with the TenComs than does the death-cult of islam's sharia. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (D4YGe) 197
I have long advocated 50 justices but not the way it currently is.
--------- I've posted a theory here for several years that Congress is actually too big. Too many members spreads the power relation out to too many, making it a much weaker branch in the government compared to the others. By that same assumption, more justices would diminish the power of the Supreme Court. Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (sX1BW) 198
Since Vic mentioned this I think it's o.k to put this up here now:
Her stitches started unraveling and dissolving before the surgery was healed. Now she is having a lot of complications while there at MUSC . ++++: I personally feel it's helpful to have this kind of information for prayers so that they can be specifically targeted rather than "bless _____" Not that bless blank is not o.k. It is That doesn't mean I'm going to put ll the details in all prater requests, but I like to know. Also, I appreciate being told about updates because-believe it or not-I am not on every thread-even if it seems that way :^) so I may not know unless someone tells me. Sometimes in the church people don't tell you what's going on-sometimes because they are private people-but also because they thought I just knew. Unfortunately mind reading was not a course they offered in my seminary, ;^) so please let me know. Thanks Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (AllCR) 199
Mary Poppins etc., is it true Elizabeth Montgomery spread her legs for everyone?
Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 11:46 AM (YM7io) I hadn't heard that. It could be true, it might not. I'd have to look into it. Grace Kelly was a confirmed roundheels, though. There's a story that when she first got engaged to Prince Rainier, he was at a Hollywood party where he cornered the actor David Niven and asked who gave the best head in Hollywood. Without a moment's hesitation, Niven began, "Oh, everyone knows it's Grace - " then stopped in horror before he could finish the sentence, finally managing to stutter out a phony name before beating a quick retreat. Here's a pic of Montgomery with (I think) Judy Carne and Marlo Thomas: https://tinyurl.com/y97tmwvh And here she is again: https://tinyurl.com/y79nrwb6 And I have no doubt Bandersnatch can link her nude pix from 1975s The Legend of Lizzie Borden. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (kqsXK) 200
EM COACHELLA GRAPEFRUIT FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (8TdcF) 201
>>182 177. Lizzy is now SP and downstat, confirmed Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (fA1SL)
She's blown. Posted by: Zod at July 11, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0) 202
Imagine if the Left 'fixed' baseball.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (5wnOU) ----------- I'm on it. Beer league softball rules for extra innings! Posted by: Rob Manfred at July 11, 2018 12:02 PM (sX1BW) 203
Ok Hordelings, gotta get B'Gal ready to go to the doctor. Follow-up from getting her finger amputated. Y'all try to behave. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 11, 2018 12:02 PM (HaL55) 204
191 But it would create a junior senate
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 12:00 PM (10vO4) Would have to put in some controlled that stop legislating from the bench. But it would still be a hell of a lot better than what we have now. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 12:02 PM (mpXpK) 205
Only roughly - it's more accurate to say that our legal system is based on 8 centuries of English Common Law. We don't outlaw graven images, and it seems like everyone these days covets their neighbor's wife's ass.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 11:57 AM (k1TUh) Not me! I do covet my neighbor's ass, however.--Baroque Insane Obama Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 12:02 PM (9BLnV) 206
177 Is "Christian sharia" supposed to be what The Handmaid's Tale depicts?
Yeah, kinda. Only it hints that it is a relatively recent virulent strain of Christianity that arose out of the environmental crisis that sent worldwide birth rates plummeting. I really hate how that show is intentionally being used to depict Christians as the biggest threat to our freedom. Particularly upsetting since it is produced and stars a lifelong Scientologist. Right. Islam would be more appropriate, but you know they're not going to touch that, even though it is far more believable. Spoiler alert: VP Pence does not want to put his babies in you, pussy protesters! Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI) He wants to electrocute gays, though. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:02 PM (gMPP/) 207
201. Shore flap!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:03 PM (fA1SL) 208
"Democrat rule always retards American progress...they .should be called ANTI-progressives."
they should be called useful idiots for the Soviet infiltration. It really seems at the root is not the well meaning socialists, at the root are the invasive commies with intent to corrupt. The march through our institutions was funded by a foreign power ... now they are a domestic power, morphed into "DeepState". Though looking deep into the London banking system and unlimited leverage, bailouts for billionaires -- the Soros individual types, but also the Goldman Sachs Monolithic untouchable dirty money powers (20 or so international banks above our laws) -- it is hard to say who is at the top of the hierarchy of control. But They are clearly deep in our government, and planned some new world order. Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 12:03 PM (bT8Z4) 209
Who are you to judge what a man can love or not love?
Posted by: The Insane Sexually Obsessed Left at July 11, 2018 12:03 PM (ATVNj) 210
Blue wave?
Jim, that's a blue discharge. I recommend some ammomycin. Be sure to use all 50 doses, then as needed prn. Posted by: Minuteman Pharmaceticuls Inc. at July 11, 2018 12:04 PM (WX+x0) 211
Pokin' a Pecan.
Poppin' a Poplar Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (D4YGe) Humpin' a Hickory Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2018 12:04 PM (0+nbW) 212
And I have no doubt Bandersnatch can link her nude pix from 1975s The Legend of Lizzie Borden. It's a poster on his wall. Next to Erik Estrada in his Chips uniform. Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 12:04 PM (YM7io) 213
Only roughly - it's more accurate to say that our legal system is based on 8 centuries of English Common Law. We don't outlaw graven images, and it seems like everyone these days covets their neighbor's wife's ass.
---------- Used to be. Too much civil law now. IMO - the Common Law was our greatest inheritance from the British. We have unfortunately squandered such a gift. Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:04 PM (sX1BW) 214
So Florida man is a rapist.
Looks like the tree put up a fight. Posted by: JT at July 11, 2018 11:27 AM Don't mess with the Entwives. It won't end well. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (p+Wdc) 215
209 Who are you to judge what a man can love or not love?
Posted by: The Insane Sexually Obsessed Left at July 11, 2018 12:03 PM (ATVNj) You can LOVE anything you want, it's the MAKING LOVE that leads to unpleasant encounters with the fire department. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (RD7QR) 216
Juile Andrews was also promiscuous?
No. But her husband, director Blake Edwards, found her to be devastatingly sexy with a naughty wit, and so tried to change her innocent image with the disastrous 1970 musical Darling Lili https://tinyurl.com/y7wwrvku Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (kqsXK) 217
Spoiler alert: VP Pence does not want to put his babies in you, pussy protesters!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI) You know how the left likes to say "anyone who cares that much about what gay people do must be gay"? Well all I'm saying is these people sure are spending a lot of time thinking about being a sex slave. Hmm.... Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (mk7Bj) 218
Spoiler alert: VP Pence does not want to put his babies in you, pussy protesters!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 11:56 AM I read that book so long ago that I only remember how unChristian the whole set up was. I mean, the sex stuff was grotesque, but the whole idea that Christian women and men would treat fertile women as breeding stock and enslave them... she was barking up the wrong religion there! Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (/+bwe) 219
A man of rare erudition learned wisdom from a nature addiction humping girls is for fools so when rubbing your family jewels nothing's better than Pulp Friction Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (PNcou) 220
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174 Thorida Man is poking an oak. Posted by: Roy Tapping a sapling? Posted by: wrg500 Bopping the burl. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 12:06 PM (8XRCm) 222
Pokin' a Pecan.
Poppin' a Poplar Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (D4YGe) Humpin' a Hickory Posted by: BignJames Boinking a Birch Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2018 12:06 PM (aVYsC) 223
Grace Kelly was a confirmed roundheels, though.
-- That is just mind-boggling. If ever there was a Hollywood actress that I wouldn't put in that category, it would've been her. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at July 11, 2018 12:06 PM (mQ0Mc) 224
220 185
174 Thorida Man is poking an oak. Posted by: Roy Tapping a sapling? Posted by: wrg500 Bopping the burl. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (r9UYA) Naughty with a knot? Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (NgKpN) 225
I just watched Thor: Ragnarok again because Chris Helmsworth is so yummy and Florida flakka man is no Thor. Pfft.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at It stars the ladies' two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Pecs and Chris Hemsworth's Abs. Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (u/Mo7) Posted by: Elena Kagan at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (8QCIZ) 227
Natalie Wood was a skankeroo.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (LiyEm) 228
202 Imagine if the Left 'fixed' baseball.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (5wnOU) _______________________________________ There would be seven bases. You can choose whatever base you want to run to. There are no foul lines because such artificial boundaries restrain the human spirit. Bats are outlawed, so you have to scream at the ball. You automatically get a hit if you scream because 400 years of oppression. Umpires are unnecessary because they are too judgmental. There is no score and everyone wins. Posted by: Pete Rosebud at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (ATVNj) 229
Here's a pic of Montgomery with (I think) Judy Carne and Marlo Thomas:
https://tinyurl.com/y97tmwvh And here she is again: https://tinyurl.com/y79nrwb6 And I have no doubt Bandersnatch can link her nude pix from 1975s The Legend of Lizzie Borden. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM I had not heard that about Montgomery. Did hear that she was pretty sharp and upright. Sure was pretty though. Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf) 230
Who are you to judge what a man can love or not love?
Posted by: The Insane Sexually Obsessed Left at July 11, 2018 12:03 PM (ATVNj) "I love Liberty." "That's perverse!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 12:08 PM (moLkZ) 231
yeah, screw you guys.
Posted by: Hammurabi at July 11, 2018 12:08 PM (OG0QZ) 232
I've read that in her heyday, Elizabeth Montgomery had three Hollywood Moguls wrapped around her fingers, besotted with her. She was smokin'. I have all sort of naughty thoughts about Samantha. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 12:08 PM (8O3HH) 233
I once had a tree,
or should I say, it once had me. I banged her real good, and then that bitch toppled over on me. I began in the morning, before it got got hot. I swore I wouldn't leave until we both done ti-ed the knot. And when I was tired, I made to go, thus avoiding the rap. But, the cops they caught me, twas I covered in sap. Posted by: Punning splinter group at July 11, 2018 12:08 PM (tqyrn) 234
I'm not readily shocked but I just read that Kylie Jenner is set to be the youngest billionaire ever. Beating Zuckerberg for the title who became one at age 23.
Social media. What can't it do. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 12:08 PM (N4pek) 235
Well all I'm saying is these people sure are spending a lot of time thinking about being a sex slave. Hmm.... Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (mk7Bj) Fifty Shades selling ninety million copies was not an accident Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:08 PM (u/Mo7) 236
Imagine if the Left 'fixed' baseball.
----------- We'd get something silly like interleague play. ... oh Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (sX1BW) 237
But her husband, director Blake Edwards, found her to be devastatingly sexy with a naughty wit, and so tried to change her innocent image with the disastrous 1970 musical Darling Lili
https://tinyurl.com/y7wwrvku Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (kqsXK) And then she did another movie, I forget which one, wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/) 238
Florida mad... such a sap.
Bet he would never make his amorous moves with an Osage orange tree, flakka or not. Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (2pjL1) 239
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And I have no doubt Bandersnatch can link her nude pix from 1975s The Legend of Lizzie Borden. It's a poster on his wall. Next to Erik Estrada in his Chips uniform. Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 12:04 PM (YM7io) Wasn't that a made for TV movie, hence no nudity? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (mpXpK) 240
read that book so long ago that I only remember
how unChristian the whole set up was. I mean, the sex stuff was grotesque, but the whole idea that Christian women and men would treat fertile women as breeding stock and enslave them... she was barking up the wrong religion there! ===== These people are so warped. In reality, it was just her putting her sickest fantasies to paper. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (8QCIZ) 241
Well, yeah, but our legal system has more in common with the TenComs than does the death-cult of islam's sharia. "
People have a false image of what "sharia" is, because the idea has been a political football. It's arguably much more closely based on the 10 commandments than our law is today. "Thou shalt have no other Gods before Me" is an actual enforceable law under sharia, but not in our law. Sharia, in it's full form, is not that much different than if we took the Book of Leviticus and treated it as a formal legal code. When it was first devised, it was actually a big step up from Bedouin tribal law, such as it was. The problem is that it's not compatible with a pluralistic modern western society. It's got some ideas that we reject but which might not be that bad, such as that the victims of a crime have to agree with the punishment meted out. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (k1TUh) Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: Ben Wa at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (7BywG) 244
Naughty with a knot?
Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM I must point out that my mic has nothing to do with this. Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (/+bwe) 245
We'd get something silly like interleague play.
... oh Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (sX1BW) And the DH rule, which is kind of like affirmative action for pitchers. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (gMPP/) 246
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 11:58 AM (/+bwe)
Did not know that was you. Will pray for healing and the site and healing in all other ways, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (AllCR) 247
234. Maybe.....maybe the Turks had a point.....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:10 PM (fA1SL) 248
Thank you Fenelon!
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (q177U) 249
And then she did another movie, I forget which one, wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/) --- Victor VIctoria. Of course today she would not be allowed to play the part Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (PNcou) 250
>>I read that book so long ago that I only remember
how unChristian the whole set up was. I mean, the sex stuff was grotesque, but the whole idea that Christian women and men would treat fertile women as breeding stock and enslave them... she was barking up the wrong religion there! Apparently she wrote it after a vacationing in Afghanistan, even gave a full burka (including eye vents) a test run for fun while there. But with the series, she likes to talk up Christianity as being like her imaginary world. Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI) 251
Want to really do an epic troll of the left? Propose packing the court with two judges for each state, appointed by the current legislature of the states and that you would name it the "Supreme Senate."
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (Fb9aZ) 252
Oh, so you must live in Kilgore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 10:22 AM (V2Yro) Longview. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (9BLnV) 253
We'd get something silly like interleague play.
... oh Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (sX1BW) And the DH rule, which is kind of like affirmative action for pitchers. ------ And teams in Florida to make sure everyone gets to see crappy baseball. Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (sX1BW) 254
245 We'd get something silly like interleague play.
... oh Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (sX1BW) And the DH rule, which is kind of like affirmative action for pitchers. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine Edgar Martinez for the HOF!!!!! Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (0tfLf) 255
Florida Thor....STOP THAT HAMMERING
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (PNcou) 256
Natalie Wood was a skankeroo.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM Never heard that. I did know she had a common complaint about the cramped shower facilities on boats. Which is why her last words were so prophetic... When asked if she was going to take a shower on board she said, 'No, I'll wash ashore." Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (LOgQ4) Posted by: Ben Wa at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (7BywG) 258
These people are so warped.
In reality, it was just her putting her sickest fantasies to paper." In reality, it was a depiction of traditional Muslim Society, as it had been practiced for centuries, and then pretending it was being done in some mythical future pseudo-Christian culture. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (k1TUh) 259
>> Fifty Shades selling ninety million copies was not an accident
I read something the other day from some big time sex therapist who said at the height of the 50 Shades nonsense, she had all these men coming in for help. Their wives were demanding they be more dominant. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (8O3HH) Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (sX1BW) 262
Florida Man tried to have sex with a tree? Fir real?
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (Fb9aZ) Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (8XRCm) 264
florida man is a peckerwood.
Posted by: Minuteman Pharmaceticuls Inc. at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (WX+x0) 265
No poison oak or sumac, please.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (HLTe8) 266
Natalie Wood was a skankeroo.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM Never heard that. I did know she had a common complaint about the cramped shower facilities on boats. Which is why her last words were so prophetic... When asked if she was going to take a shower on board she said, 'No, I'll wash ashore." Posted by: Forgot My Nic It's generally not a good idea to take wood that doesn't float around water. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (XtR0g) 267
#TreeToo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (+y/Ru) 268
And then she did another movie, I forget which one, wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky.
______________________________________ Victor, Victoria. With James Garner. She also played a very sexy English Air Force officer opposite of James Garner "The Americanization of Emily." And another one titled "One Special Night." Posted by: The Pink Panther at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (ATVNj) 269
>> Well all I'm saying is these people sure are spending a lot of time thinking about being a sex slave. Hmm....
That's what I think. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 12:14 PM (8O3HH) 270
And then she did another movie, I forget which one, wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/) Might be S.O.B. (1981) another Blake Edwards film. Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2018 12:14 PM (0+nbW) 271
Posted by: Tom Servo
As a legal system, the Sharia law is exceptionally broad. While other legal codes regulate public behavior, Sharia regulates public behavior, private behavior, and even private beliefs. Compared to other legal codes, the Sharia law also prioritizes punishment over rehabilitation and favors corporal and capital punishments over incarceration. Of all legal systems in the world today, the Sharia law is the most intrusive and restrictive, especially against women. Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 12:14 PM (Bdeb0) 272
Well all I'm saying is these people sure are spending a lot of time thinking about being a sex slave. Hmm....
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 12:05 PM (mk7Bj) They secretly fantasize about Mike Pence taking them over his knee and giving them a spanking. Because they've been naughty little girls. Especially Joss Whedon. It's a 'daddy' fantasy. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (gMPP/) 273
In fairness to Florida Man some professor in California started the trend of having intimate sexual relations with Mother Nature with a class on how to make love to the ocean.
-------------------------- That's why the ocean is so salty. Posted by: Jolo at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (WrMOC) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (AllCR) Posted by: hILLRY o O at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (HgMAr) 276
252 Oh, so you must live in Kilgore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 10:22 AM (V2Yro) Longview. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM Heh. I don't just live near the trail, I live ON the Trail. And yes, I have spent a fair amount of time and money on my Azaleas, both now and at my previous house. They look great for at least 2 weeks every year. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (k1TUh) 277
Mornin. The only reason to watch Fox Outnumbered is to see Lisa Boothe beat Marie Harf like a rented mule.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (EKqCj) 278
Well this is a feel good AR-15 story. And it is not from Florida but Colorado.
You see this yute your Honor carjacked a Mazda and drove into a national forest where he started to shoot at people. Until he tried to terrorize a retired Alabama LEO into giving him water. The LEO went into his camper, handed his wife a handgun and told her to take cover, he then stepped out and engaged the dangerous idiot with his AR-15. At this point Benson drive the stolen Mazda into a tree and the retired LEO grabbed a SECOND AR-15 and fired again but saw no further movement. Benson was still alive with local police arrived. Though he was wounded in several places. He will be charged with six counts of attempted murder. His only previous criminal charges are from 2008 for obstructing a Denver police officer and possession of drug paraphernalia. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lwa74w Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (5wnOU) 279
237 And then she did another movie, I forget which one,
wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/) S.O.B. (1981) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (mpXpK) 280
When asked if she was going to take a shower on board she said, 'No, I'll wash ashore." Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (LOgQ4) That's just tasteless Posted by: Zombie Carol Wayne at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4) Posted by: The Pink Panther at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (ATVNj) 282
Did not know that was you. Will pray for healing and the site and healing in all other ways,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:10 Thank you! I am set to travel this weekend with family and friends, and I hope the doc finds me well enough. Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (/+bwe) 283
Christian Sharia law must be from one of those books in the Bible that they only read if you're going to mass on a weekday in June.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (mk7Bj) 284
Take the money and run...
Elon Musk Announces China Tesla Plant After Paying Lip Service to Trump's Trade Campaign - BB Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (r9UYA) 285
Their wives were demanding they be more dominant.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 12:12 PM (8O3HH) ---- She ordered me to be dominant. So i told Reggie to do me in the oval oriface. then i cried. Posted by: Barack Obama at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (PNcou) 286
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/)
Might be S.O.B. (1981) another Blake Edwards film. Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2018 12:14 PM (0+nbW Yes! That's the one. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (gMPP/) 287
It's generally not a good idea to take wood that doesn't float around water.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (XtR0g) -- not a witch Posted by: Monty Python at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (PNcou) 288
And then she did another movie, I forget which one, wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/) That was S.O.B. Blake Edwards, her husband, directed it. The purity of Julie Andrews film image was skewered when she flash her photogenic boobies. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (9BLnV) 289
Of all legal systems in the world today, the Sharia law is the most intrusive and restrictive, especially against women."
Well you gotta admit that they asked for it. Posted by: Mohammed at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (k1TUh) 290
I asked Natalie, "Do you prefer swimming over Walken?"
Posted by: Robert Wagner at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (ATVNj) 291
Well all I'm saying is these people sure are spending a lot of time thinking about being a sex slave. Hmm....
--- i have coupons Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (PNcou) 292
278. The yute was lucky the retired LEO used that poodle-shooter. Had he used superior Kalashnikov platform rifle in the one true light autoloading carbine calibre, he'd have been a goner.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:17 PM (fA1SL) 293
Well, I hope the people of Ohio who support Jim Jordan have sent e-mails and called.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:18 PM (AllCR) 294
Yeah I was gonna say regarding leftists "fixing" baseball; I think they already have.
DH Interleague Free Pass signal walks Pitch Counts Super tight baseball for extra home runs Spotting runners on base for extra innings Helmets on base coaches Every year its another stupid rule Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM (39g3+) 295
The Left will try everything in their power to avoid finding out why their proposals have so little appeal to other people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM (hLRSq) 296
Well, I hope the people of Ohio who support Jim Jordan have sent e-mails and called. ---- Has Ace done a thread on Jordan, or did I miss it.?? Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM (8XRCm) 297
292 278. The yute was lucky the retired LEO used that poodle-shooter. Had he used superior Kalashnikov platform rifle in the one true light autoloading carbine calibre, he'd have been a goner.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters Or 45 ACP Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM (Bdeb0) 298
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lwa74w
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:16 PM (5wnOU) [Sniffs] That was beautiful, Anna. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM (RD7QR) 299
My sincere thanks and warmest regards to fen, and to the horde in general. This is a wonderful place to lurk. Prayers for all who congregate here, and especially those who defend our Liberty.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM (2pjL1) 300
Baseball has been "fixed" many times. 1919 comes to mind!
It's always been about more centralized control, and at a couple of points more actual government control. That's the only fix that stays in. Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 11, 2018 12:20 PM (8ZmvG) Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:20 PM (u/Mo7) 302
These people don't really believe the bullshit they're spewing.
Maybe in some abstract way they do, but if they actually did believe it they wouldn't be saying it because if a dictatorship did come about they'd be rounded up immediately. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 11, 2018 12:20 PM (4ErVI) 303
So, when Trump dissolves Congress, and declares the U.S. an Imperial Republic, which country should we conquer as our first province?
I would like to be appointed Vicroy of the Canadian Territories. I promise to extract the maximum timber and mineral resources to power the further liberation of other countries to join our new Republic. Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2018 12:21 PM (Se56e) 304
Heh. I don't just live near the trail, I live ON the Trail. And yes, I have spent a fair amount of time and money on my Azaleas, both now and at my previous house. They look great for at least 2 weeks every year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 12:15 PM (k1TUh) I had asked in another thread some time ago if you lived north of Nacogdoches, but you probably never read it. I saw the pictures of your yard in the Gardening Thread with the San Augustine grass. Looked like about the same latitude as Longview. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2018 12:21 PM (9BLnV) 305
Italian coast guard intervenes in migrant rescue 'to save crew'
Migrants threaten to chop rescuers heads off. http://www.euronews.com Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:22 PM (r9UYA) 306
303. Day of Rake.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:22 PM (fA1SL) 307
Thanks, Anna !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 12:22 PM (yN/cP) 308
Natalie Wood was a skankeroo.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM (LiyEm) During the filming of Rebel Without A Cause, she was boinking not only the director, Nicholas Ray, but also James Dean and Dennis Hopper. And speaking of those latter two, a story - during the filming of Rebel, Dean, Hopper and Wood managed to sneak off to an isolated cabin somewhere outside of Santa Monica. The three decided they were going to have a wild party, like the Hollywood stars of the 1920s did, and what was more Hollywood than a pretty girl taking a bath in champagne and letting her lovers drink it as she bathed? Dean and Hopper arrived at the cabin and filled the tub with cases of bubbly. Soon afterwards, Wood joined them. The three joked around and then the men watched as Wood stripped off and stepped gingerly into the effervescent liquid. But as her holy of holies touched the champagne, a look of utter anguish crossed Wood's face. My pussy's on fire!" she screamed, jumping out of the tub and running for the bedroom, leaving a naked and horny Dean and Hopper to spend the rest of the night alone. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 12:22 PM (kqsXK) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (+y/Ru) 310
I hit it.
Posted by: Ms. PalmTree at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (FhXTo) 311
So, when Trump dissolves Congress, and declares the U.S. an Imperial Republic, which country should we conquer as our first province?
Posted by: RoyalOil Said it before, Baja California. Better control of the border, stomp on some cartels, and balance out the geographical Wang of Florida to make a better map of America. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (zfrbv) 312
266 Natalie Wood was a skankeroo.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:07 PM Never heard that. I did know she had a common complaint about the cramped shower facilities on boats. Which is why her last words were so prophetic... When asked if she was going to take a shower on board she said, 'No, I'll wash ashore." Posted by: Forgot My Nic It's generally not a good idea to take wood that doesn't float around water. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 12:13 PM (XtR0g) Proof she was NOT a Witch! Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (NgKpN) 313
What am I, a potted plant?
Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at July 11, 2018 11:50 AM (gMPP/) HnnnnnnnnnnnnGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (rv0Fo) Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 12:24 PM (8XRCm) 315
And then she did another movie, I forget which one, wherein Andrews whips her top off in one scene. It was surprisingly... perky.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:09 PM (gMPP/) From 1981, also directed by Edwards - S.O.B. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 12:24 PM (kqsXK) 316
he then stepped out and engaged the dangerous idiot with his AR-15. At
this point Benson drive the stolen Mazda into a tree and the retired LEO grabbed a SECOND AR-15 and fired again>>> He must have had the California version where you need a tool to detach the mag. Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2018 12:25 PM (aVYsC) 317
I would like to be appointed Vicroy of the Canadian Territories. I promise to extract the maximum timber and mineral resources to power the further liberation of other countries to join our new Republic. Posted by: RoyalOil at July 11, 2018 12:21 PM (Se56e) Trump would need a Grand Vizier, though. You're not a proper evil ruler without one. Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:25 PM (u/Mo7) 318
311. Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere plan requires no border adjustments. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL) 319
The Left will try everything in their power to avoid finding out why their proposals have so little appeal to other people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 12:19 PM THIS x 1,000,000. Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 11, 2018 12:25 PM (/+bwe) 320
Prayers up Horde. Love you all, and ask that the Almighty shelter you and yours in His hands.
Posted by: moki at July 11, 2018 12:25 PM (V+V48) 321
As a legal system, the Sharia law is exceptionally broad. While other legal codes regulate public behavior, Sharia regulates public behavior, private behavior, and even private beliefs.
------------- Those last two things are where we come in handy. Posted by: Alexa and Google Home at July 11, 2018 12:26 PM (rv0Fo) 322
Natalie Wood in This Property Is Condemed is the sexiest role by any actress ever IMHO.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 12:26 PM (N4pek) 323
Apparently she wrote it after a vacationing in Afghanistan, even gave a full burka (including eye vents) a test run for fun while there. But with the series, she likes to talk up Christianity as being like her imaginary world.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI) As I've written before, I found the TV series to be surprisingly watchable. Yes, there's a certain amount of blue state fappage, but it's not as prevalent as one would think. HT is a "chick" show (meaning, it's about relationships) that is very well done, in my opinion. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:26 PM (gMPP/) 324
Trump would need a Grand Vizier, though. You're not a proper evil ruler without one.
Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:25 PM (u/Mo7) At least a Number Two. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 11, 2018 12:26 PM (7UW64) 325
My pussy's on fire!
==== When the doctor says to finish the whole prescription, he means it. Just sayin'... Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2018 12:26 PM (8QCIZ) 326
Liz Warren! Right AGAIN!!
Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 12:27 PM (O5Q3r) 327
The left has not as yet fixed baseball but are already working hard to fix football.
And now that I think about it they seem to have finished fixing soccer. Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at July 11, 2018 12:27 PM (E4NQ0) 328
And speaking of those latter two, a story - during the filming of Rebel, Dean, Hopper and Wood managed to sneak off to an isolated cabin somewhere outside of Santa Monica. The three decided they were going to have a wild party, like the Hollywood stars of the 1920s did, and what was more Hollywood than a pretty girl taking a bath in champagne and letting her lovers drink it as she bathed?
So, one or more of the three chose to tell his story? Or was it invented? Either way, it's rather sad that such things get broadcast. Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 12:27 PM (tqyrn) 329
(Reuters) - Fliers may have a tough time recovering damages for invasive
screenings at U.S. airport security checkpoints, after a federal appeals court on Wednesday said screeners are immune from claims under a federal law governing assaults, false arrests and other abuses. Granny better think twice about keeping that switchblade in her diaper. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:27 PM (r9UYA) 330
322 Natalie Wood in This Property Is Condemed is the sexiest role by any actress ever IMHO.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 12:26 PM (N4pek) Swedish Erotica with Desiree Cousteau begs to differ. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 12:27 PM (1AK1h) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 12:28 PM (+y/Ru) 332
he then stepped out and engaged the dangerous idiot with his AR-15. At this point Benson drive the stolen Mazda into a tree and Things went bad for him after he lost his job as the governors butler Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 12:28 PM (10vO4) 333
Better control of the border, stomp on some cartels, and balance out the geographical Wang of Florida to make a better map of America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (zfrbv) So if Florida is America's wang, where are its balls? Texas? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:28 PM (gMPP/) 334
Does having sex with a tree mean you're board with you current relationship, or pining for one?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2018 12:29 PM (ctuyM) 335
333 Better control of the border, stomp on some cartels, and balance out the geographical Wang of Florida to make a better map of America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 12:23 PM (zfrbv) So if Florida is America's wang, where are its balls? Texas? Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:28 PM (gMPP/) Mississippi Delta. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 12:29 PM (1AK1h) 336
(Reuters) - Fliers may have a tough time recovering damages for invasive
screenings at U.S. airport security checkpoints, after a federal appeals court on Wednesday said screeners are immune from claims under a federal law governing assaults, false arrests and other abuses. Granny better think twice about keeping that switchblade in her diaper. Posted by: Under Fire Great time to kill the TSA. Shrink the government and do it in the name of human rights. Win/win. Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 12:29 PM (tqyrn) 337
>>HT is a "chick" show (meaning, it's about relationships) that is very well done, in my opinion.
Huh. I don't have Hulu, so I've never seen it - only seen the movie from years ago. Let's hope the Left does not start up with the red cape protester craze from ~1 year ago (it's better than the vulva costumes, but just as stupid). Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI) 338
The only thing the news articles says is Mattox thought he was out of ammo so went for his second AR-15.
Here Mattox got lucky and Benson wasn't hopped up on something. Him scrambling to get the second AR-15 would have been plenty enough time for an amped up Benson to pop up and start shooting again. So I would consider a low-capacity magazine a really bad idea. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:30 PM (5wnOU) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:30 PM (AllCR) 340
federal
appeals court on Wednesday said screeners are immune from claims under a federal law governing assaults, false arrests and other abuses. Granny better think twice about keeping that switchblade in her diaper. Posted by: Under Fire at July The Organs do not make mistakes, comrade. Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:31 PM (u/Mo7) 341
>>Does having sex with a tree mean you're board with you current relationship, or pining for one?
Means you're a sap! Why take a lover who will needle you so easily? Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Your Democrat Overlords at July 11, 2018 12:31 PM (8QCIZ) Posted by: hogmartin at July 11, 2018 12:31 PM (IqOTP) 344
Tami is going for the root of the issue
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:38 AM (5wnOU) We make quite a pear Anna. Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 11:39 AM (Enq6K) you two should branch out more... Posted by: SturmToddler at July 11, 2018 12:31 PM (8D42x) 345
341 >>Does having sex with a tree mean you're board with you current relationship, or pining for one?
Means you're a sap! Why take a lover who will needle you so easily? Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI) So yer saying he should just leaf? Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 12:32 PM (NgKpN) 346
Trump 2020 - Now It's Time for the Camps! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2018 12:32 PM (pNxlR) 347
346. I endorse this slogan and platform.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:32 PM (fA1SL) 348
Joss Whedon isn't a feminist, he's a femme.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (oVJmc) ======= Josh Whedon is a cheating womanizer verging on sesual predator. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 12:32 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:32 PM (5wnOU) 350
Huh. I don't have Hulu, so I've never seen it - only seen the movie from years ago. Let's hope the Left does not start up with the red cape protester craze from ~1 year ago (it's better than the vulva costumes, but just as stupid).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI) Oh, you know they will! They'll be showing up at the SCOTUS hearings in their home-made handmaid outfits. It would be great if counter-protestors showed up and started chanting "Watch another show. Watch another show..." Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:33 PM (gMPP/) 351
>>So yer saying he should just leaf?
Yes, before she starts demanding "Where's your aspen, buddy?" Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:33 PM (W+vEI) 352
Let's hope the Left does not start up with the red cape protester craze from ~1 year ago (it's better than the vulva costumes, but just as stupid).
Posted by: Lizzy How much to get them to start? Posted by: Trump in 2020 campaign at July 11, 2018 12:33 PM (tqyrn) 353
It must be difficult these days for a lefty. Should I protest against children being separating from their "parents" or protest against a Supreme Court nominee? Decisions, decisions!
Posted by: arieswoman at July 11, 2018 12:33 PM (6Tvnv) 354
Swedish Erotica with Desiree Cousteau begs to differ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 12:27 PM I thought you were more of a Hyapatia man? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2018 12:34 PM (ctuyM) 355
Man who fuck tree have splinter dick.
Posted by: Confucius at July 11, 2018 12:35 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: Angela Merkel at July 11, 2018 12:35 PM (x9tR0) 357
Oh, you know they will! They'll be showing up at the SCOTUS hearings in their home-made handmaid outfits.
It would be great if counter-protestors showed up and started chanting "Watch another show. Watch another show..." Posted by: OregonMuse Oh shit! do NOT do that. Posted by: People sick of inane references to Harry Potter at July 11, 2018 12:35 PM (tqyrn) 358
It must be difficult these days for a lefty. Should I protest against children being separating from their "parents" or protest against a Supreme Court nominee? Decisions, decisions!
Posted by: arieswoman at July 11, 2018 12:33 PM (6Tvnv) You protest whichever one your union pays you to protest. Duh. Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 12:36 PM (mk7Bj) 359
Josh Whedon is a cheating womanizer verging on sesual predator.
Yeah he's pretty much a typical "male feminist," a predator that uses a disguise to get closer to prey Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+) 360
353 It must be difficult these days for a lefty. Should I protest against children being separating from their "parents" or protest against a Supreme Court nominee? Decisions, decisions!
Posted by: arieswoman at July 11, 2018 12:33 PM (6Tvnv) Oh, embrace the healing power of "and." Keeps the lefty out of the office where xhe would be annoying xer coworkers. Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 12:36 PM (RD7QR) 361
It would be great if counter-protestors showed up and started chanting "Watch another show. Watch another show..." Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 Show up on a horse, dressed as Khal Drogo, and abduct a cute protester. Wait, they'd probably like that Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:37 PM (u/Mo7) 362
Flakka's one helluva drug.
Posted by: Rick James, Bitch at July 11, 2018 12:37 PM (x5b84) 363
328 Dennis Hopper told the story on a late night talk show ,the other two were already dead.In Dean's case for a long time.It is possible Hopper made it up or exaggerated it,he was a long time drunk and druggie.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:38 PM (LiyEm) 364
When it comes to lovin' trees, you can go hardwood, or you can go fir, and discuss how it spruces up the place.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2018 12:38 PM (ctuyM) 365
Apropos of nothing, my doctor says that I am disgustingly healthy after this morning's visit. My wife ( AKA The Committee ) votes for plain disgusting. I approve of the Dr's assessment. Posted by: irongrampa at July 11, 2018 12:38 PM (S/hVx) 366
So if Florida is America's wang, where are its balls? Texas?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine The enema goes in Cleveland.... Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0) 367
Let's hope the Left does not start up with the red cape protester craze from ~1 year ago (it's better than the vulva costumes, but just as stupid).
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI) Start a campaign to get them to dress up as sphincters, Because Gay Rights Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:39 PM (u/Mo7) 368
366 So if Florida is America's wang, where are its balls? Texas?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine The enema goes in Cleveland.... Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 12:39 PM (Bdeb0) Hmmm... making San Francisco Bay the Asshole of America... Ok.... Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 12:40 PM (NgKpN) 369
Isn't that lovely! :^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:30 PM (AllCR) THank you Fenelon! We left our church, and have been attending a non denom that is a much better fit for us. My attitude towards my walk with God has been much improved. I hope it shows. Posted by: moki at July 11, 2018 12:40 PM (V+V48) 370
Show up on a horse, dressed as Khal Drogo, and abduct a cute protester.
Wait, they'd probably like that Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:37 PM Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2018 12:41 PM (ZQfW9) 371
So Democrats want a "living Constitution", but Supreme Court judges who die when they reach their founder-established "Sell By" date?
Posted by: socratease at July 11, 2018 12:41 PM (2GbWn) 372
Dennis Hopper told the story on a late night talk show ,the other two were already dead.In Dean's case for a long time.It is possible Hopper made it up or exaggerated it,he was a long time drunk and druggie. Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:38 PM (LiyEm) I tend to believe it because it's a fairly tame story compared to what else was going on in Hollywood at the time. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 12:41 PM (10vO4) 373
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Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2018 12:41 PM (ZQfW9) 374
So if Florida is America's wang, where are its balls? Texas?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:28 PM (gMPP/) Mississippi Delta. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 12:29 PM Guess that leaves Seattle as the a**hole. Something we've known for some time. Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 12:42 PM (0tfLf) 375
Show up on a horse, dressed as Khal Drogo, and abduct a cute protester.
Wait, they'd probably like that Posted by: Vanya at July 11, 2018 12:37 PM they'd all chase after you, shouting "LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!" Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2018 12:42 PM (ZQfW9) 376
So Democrats want a "living Constitution", but
Supreme Court judges who die when they reach their founder-established "Sell By" date? Posted by: socratease at July 11, 2018 12:41 PM (2GbWn) ====== Democrats want power and control. That. Is. All. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 12:43 PM (pw+jk) 377
Posted by: moki at July 11, 2018 12:40 PM (V+V4
I'm glad that you have found a place where you are happier. I didn't see that you have left but I did see a comment in passing that seemed to do with church volunteers being treated badly or lectured to. Don't mean to pray, but was that the case? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:43 PM (AllCR) 378
375. Another look at good, old-fashioned hired goon squads?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:43 PM (fA1SL) 379
What kind of freak would have sex with a tree?
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 11, 2018 12:43 PM (lx+Di) 380
Show up on a horse, dressed as Khal Drogo, and abduct a cute protester.
Wait, they'd probably like that I'm guessing a pretty large percentage of women who are fans of Handmaiden's Tale secretly long for a dominant man who will give them elegant dinners and show them his pleasure room. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2018 12:44 PM (39g3+) 381
If you are going full Khal Drogo and abscond with a pretty wench remember to promise that her skull will be at the top of the pyramid. Really knock their socks off.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:44 PM (5wnOU) 382
If woman are there wearing Handmaiden costumes I think counter protesters should say hold signs saying "You're more like sharia' or something along those lines.Leftist heads would explode.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:44 PM (AllCR) 383
Want to really do an epic troll of the left? Propose packing the court with two judges for each state, appointed by the current legislature of the states and that you would name it the "Supreme Senate."
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 11, 2018 12:11 PM (Fb9aZ) Heh, took me a moment to catch on. The 17th Amendment was a huge mistake (thanks to Woodrow Wilson). Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 11, 2018 12:45 PM (YQ4mh) 384
The Panhandle is the taint.
Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 12:45 PM (LiyEm) 385
380 Show up on a horse, dressed as Khal Drogo, and abduct a cute protester.
Wait, they'd probably like that I'm guessing a pretty large percentage of women who are fans of Handmaiden's Tale secretly long for a dominant man who will give them elegant dinners and show them his pleasure room. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2018 12:44 PM (39g3+) Bah... Gor old School.... Posted by: Karl Tabot at July 11, 2018 12:45 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: couch fucker at July 11, 2018 12:46 PM (tqyrn) 387
377-I was unable to volunteer for something that I have done for three years, and was taken to task about it in two different services, in front of the congregation. I was then asked to do another volunteer job that was going to create a world of pain for me for the next year, and was told that it was part of my duties. Since my no didn't mean anything to them, husband and I prayed about it, sought advice from a precious, devout friend, and then left. I feel better, but I keep getting bugged by them to explain why I left, to come back, to get back to work.
The country song, "What part of No don't you understand?" comes to mind. Posted by: moki at July 11, 2018 12:46 PM (V+V48) 388
I think my biggest beef with the Lib's knee-jerk reaction to Kavenaugh is that they went with KavaNO instead of KavaAhHellNaw. Missed opportunity there.
Posted by: not the mama at July 11, 2018 12:46 PM (t2AQi) 389
If woman are there wearing Handmaiden costumes I think counter protesters should say hold signs saying "You're more like sharia' or something along those lines. Leftist heads would explode.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:44 PM (AllCR) Trump should ask Vlad if he can borrow some Cossacks. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 12:47 PM (hLRSq) 390
What kind of freak would have sex with a tree? Posted by: Harvey Weinstein Preach it brother. Posted by: couch fucker at July 11, 2018 12:46 PM (tqyrn) But if you want an electric experience go with the toaster. Posted by: Toaster Fkr at July 11, 2018 12:48 PM (aVYsC) Posted by: Fence Holer at July 11, 2018 12:48 PM (r9UYA) 392
Mississippi Delta?
Leaving Greenville on 82 to reach Winona after the sun has set... that is like traveling across a starless expanse as there are no lights glittering in the distance. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:48 PM (5wnOU) Posted by: OCBill at July 11, 2018 12:49 PM (df+Zi) 394
Yep. Hired goons. Put things on a professional footing. Man's references check out, he gets a MAGA hat and a mattock handle. PPE required - steel-toed boots, helmet, faceshield, sap gloves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:49 PM (fA1SL) 395
389. Great.....here come tue Cossack Wars. Kuban? Zaporozhean? Don? Or all of 'em?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL) 396
God will never ask more of us than we can handle. But the church will. Posted by: OCBill at July 11, 2018 12:49 PM (df+Zi) Preach it brother. Posted by: moki at July 11, 2018 12:50 PM (V+V48) 397
What kind of freak would have sex with a tree?
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at July 11, 2018 12:43 PM (lx+Di) ++++++++++++ A lady ent? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2018 12:51 PM (I2dne) 398
Elizabeth Montgomery's dad, the charming and funny Robert Montgomery, was a Commie hating Republican. Good genes except for the cancer.
Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at July 11, 2018 12:51 PM (6HWvp) Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (r9UYA) 400
Leaving Greenville on 82 to reach Winona after the sun has set... that is like traveling across a starless expanse as there are no lights glittering in the distance.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:48 PM (5wnOU) Driving in Mississippi at night is post-apocalyptic. Or is that Alabama I'm thinking of? Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (+lOpA) 401
O/T
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally... /buys popcorn futures. Posted by: Karl Tabot at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (NgKpN) 402
Man denies drinking while driving -- only swigged bourbon at stop signs, traffic signals...
Drudge link. OK...what moron has been out stopping and drinking? Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (0tfLf) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (AllCR) 404
ugh, I dunno, I do believe G-d repeatedly/consistantly asks for more than a human can handle, even out religious goal marks fall.
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (dPd5y) 405
Show up on a horse, dressed as Khal Drogo, and abduct a cute protester.
These days, cute protestors are rarer than hen's teeth. Only ones I see are overweight lesbians, aggressively ugly trannies and soy boys. Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (gMPP/) Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (+lOpA) 407
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The world's greatest pie fight ever put on film with Natalie Wood https://youtu.be/SDJQ7zn3-2g Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 12:32 PM (5wnOU) I have that movie on Bluray. One of my all time favorites. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (mpXpK) 408
395 389. Great.....here come tue Cossack Wars. Kuban? Zaporozhean? Don? Or all of 'em?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:50 PM (fA1SL) Which were the ones in that scene in Doctor Zhivago? Those guys would be good. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (hLRSq) 409
out-our
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (dPd5y) 410
RE Conquering other shitholes:
Here's a better thought. Let's build islands. Like big-ass oil-rigs. Yes, I know there are queerdos already trying to get funding for them, but we could do a moon-shot/NASA like project to built a floatilla of floating Randian islands. It'd really fuck with China's strategery, as well.. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (zfrbv) 411
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally...
/buys popcorn futures. Posted by: Karl Tabot at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (NgKpN) Ha! If only. That would be friggin' epic. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (xPJvm) 412
Yep. Hired goons. Put things on a professional footing. Man's references check out, he gets a MAGA hat and a mattock handle. PPE required - steel-toed boots, helmet, faceshield, sap gloves.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine That would make a cool Halloween costume. "Trump's Goons" Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 12:53 PM (XtR0g) 413
. Don't mean to pray, but was that the case?
Typo Queen strikes again!!. I DO mean to pray. I don't mean to PRY. (sigh) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:54 PM (AllCR) 414
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally...>>>
This is when you are thankful for cell phone cameras. The video will be great. Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2018 12:54 PM (aVYsC) 415
Isn't that just like Honda.Build a riding mower that will do 150.And then, hire an English girl to drive it.
That's right Honda "of America," every English girl who mows lawns will want to buy one. Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 11, 2018 12:55 PM (8ZmvG) 416
Why is ProFA wanting to protest at a motorcycle rally?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:55 PM (AllCR) 417
401
O/T Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally... /buys popcorn futures. Posted by: Karl Tabot at July 11, 2018 12:52 PM (NgKpN) It moved. Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 12:55 PM (SV/HG) 418
>>Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
Round them up and throw them into the Wall Of Death(TM) Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:56 PM (r9UYA) 419
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally...
/buys popcorn futures. Posted by: Karl Tabot Hijacks truck of Orville Reddenbackers. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 12:56 PM (XtR0g) 420
so I hope Sturgis riders knows it's a set up, and plan accordingly
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 12:56 PM (dPd5y) 421
#77. Laquisha's name and picture will never see the light of day in the MFM
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 11, 2018 12:57 PM (OLCnA) 422
Posted by: moki at July 11, 2018 12:46 PM (V+V4
That's awful-saying it in front of the congregation-and twice too. Sorry that you had that experience and that they nagged-and are nagging you! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 12:57 PM (AllCR) 423
Actually, from what I've been told, Sturgis is for the yuppie make believe pretend bikers, while the real bikers rally in another town nearby.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (SV/HG) 424
I just watched Trump sound off at the NATO breakfast about Germany. I couldn't tell if there was a German there at the table, but there must have been.
The thing most interesting was his statement that other Presidents have spoken about this, but never followed through on correcting it. Since Merkel and Germany have already been acting Anti-American for over a year, this does not hurt us with them. So not sure why people are saying he is insulting our allies. He laid out the facts about one specific ally. Additionally, Merkel is not real popular in Europe right now, as she is helping single handedly destroy it with the migrants. From what I've read on other sites in comments and in the clown press, they obviously don't know this...color me NOT surprised. Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (p9qVR) 425
Oh, and while we're at it, we need to re-fit San Onofre nuclear power plant into a nuke-desalinator pump station that sends clean water to the Salton Sea, an' clean that shit out. The whole area could be a productive ag region if it weren't for the toxic bowl of snot that is the Salton Sea.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (zfrbv) 426
Sturgis thing sounds fake/trolling. Panty-fa lack the numbers there, ans there's nothing in it for them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (fA1SL) 427
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally... ----- Ahhhh...... The "Custer at Little Bighorn Strategy". Bold move Cotton. Lets see how it plays out. Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (8XRCm) 428
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
My prediction? Pain... Posted by: Mr. T at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (ovpZu) 429
>>423
Actually, from what I've been told, Sturgis is for the yuppie make believe pretend bikers, while the real bikers rally in another town nearby. Actually it's the entire lower half of South Dakota. Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 12:59 PM (r9UYA) 430
Man denies drinking while driving -- only swigged bourbon at stop signs, traffic signals...
Drudge link. OK...what moron has been out stopping and drinking? Posted by: Diogenes Always remember folks: Never drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill it. Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 12:59 PM (XtR0g) 431
Actually, from what I've been told, Sturgis is for the yuppie make believe pretend bikers, while the real bikers rally in another town nearby.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 12:58 PM (SV/HG) Deadwood? Posted by: BignJames at July 11, 2018 01:00 PM (0+nbW) 432
nah, Sturgis isn't yuppie, sigh, although it's possible a yuppie also rides.
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 01:00 PM (dPd5y) 433
Natalie Wood was a skankaroo
--------------------------------------------- She was gorgeous. And if she is a skank because she slept around, well that's Hollywood. Everyone did everyone back in the day and if we were around then, we would have too. You should google Natalie's sister Lana Wood. Not as pretty, but (by far) the better rack..... Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 01:00 PM (y8Foj) 434
414 Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally...>>>
This is when you are thankful for cell phone cameras. The video will be great. Posted by: Buzzsaw Snopes says false. Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0) Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA) 436
Since China seems to be targeting tariffs on Trump supporting states, a strategy very much an attempt to influence our elections, I've decided to go back into my Amazon account and wherever I've made a purchase from China, leave a comment that they've now lost my business due to this policy. Wonder how long before Amazon tells me to take my business elsewhere? Fvck 'em, this is war. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 11, 2018 01:02 PM (LOgQ4) Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 01:02 PM (wv00y) 438
I thought you guys liked skanks ? why would guys spend hours upon hours of watching them, otherwise?
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 01:02 PM (dPd5y) Posted by: Tim in Illinois Yankee Tyrant at July 11, 2018 01:02 PM (vqIkG) 440
Yay Sharkman! So glad about that little sweetheart being cancer free!
I love when you guys send updates to Fen. Sharkman, you have been great about it since the beginning, and it kept me really invested in the outcome. Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:03 PM (p9qVR) 441
PDT is also meeting privately with Macron and his mother while in Brussels.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA) Nice boy you have here, Ms. Macron. A little light in the loafers if you ask me, but a nice kid. Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 01:03 PM (y8Foj) Posted by: Soothi at July 11, 2018 01:03 PM (wv00y) 443
CNN is more reliable than Snopes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2018 01:03 PM (vtcmf) 444
439 "Snopes says false."
Did $nope$ suddenly become reliable? Posted by: Tim in Illinois Yankee Tyrant I find very little reliable anymore. I was just putting it out there. Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (Bdeb0) 445
It occurs to me (after reading OM's ROTD) that Leftoids advocate Participation trophies for everyone -- Everyone's a winner! But...
They do terribly at losing. Worst losers evah! Sad. Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (0ogQG) 446
Been a while, drive-by comment before I lay me down to sleep for a while (gotta work tonight):
Mom is doing well with her cancer treatments, she's into the second phase and still walking 2 miles a day although she gets tired easier. She's lost her hair but a woman at her church makes wigs. She looks...strange...as a redhead. Good, but not what I expect from my mom. Dad seems to like it though. Some of you may have seen that Gal Gidot (Wonder Woman) did a surprise visit to a hospital in NoVa this past week. It's been all over the news, Entertainment Tonight, ect. The baby with the ladybug sticker on her cheek that she's holding is my niece Karalyne, the one who is in the prayer list for her infant leukemia. The good news is she is also responding well to treatment, at the last report she is waiting for her neutrophil counts to come up so she can have her bone marrow transplant and finally be done with all of this. Thank you one and all for the prayers. GGE sends... and I'm out. Later roonz and roonettez! Fear no evil! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (vbvxt) 447
I just experienced a grand cheese based metanoia.
I needed to make a cheese sauce but discovered there was no flower in the house! I did see a packet of turkey gravy though. Do I dare? Yes! I used the turkey gravy as the base and it was awesome! Should go out and buy some flower though... Posted by: bananadream at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (YR7aL) 448
That Gorsuch video is simply wonderful.
Posted by: m at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (CwOPz) 449
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally...>>>
This is when you are thankful for cell phone cameras. The video will be great. Posted by: Buzzsaw Snopes says false. Posted by: wrg500 Bing "Antifa to Sturgis". Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:05 PM (XtR0g) 450
"Most "bikers" today are frauds and pussies, anyway."
Not the ones in Ok. Posted by: Lowfibass at July 11, 2018 01:05 PM (BrqlK) 451
wasn't the salton sea created by a "dynamite accident" in the 20s?
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at July 11, 2018 01:05 PM (tPLB3) 452
The focus on NATO countries' % of GDP defense spending is a handy and obvious and irrefutable club with which to beat them, but it's not really the issue.
The issue would be the purpose of NATO, given that it succeeded in its founding mission, which is now moot, the threat having collapsed. But yeah yeah inertia is the greatest force in nature, even Trump and Co. don't have the energy and ambition to confront the real issue directly now, OK. But there's a second dimension to the irrelevance of the defense spending %. The NATO states (exception: "new Europe", eastern Europe) lack the interest or will or motivation to be allies in anything but name, in any actual important activity. Germany could be spending 10% of its GDP on defense - would make zero difference to US interests anywhere, under any conceivable scenario. Ditto for France, even the UK now. Pompeo's statement (understandably) was mostly the usual boilerplate about NATO, but he did mention terrorism. Important to note that (again, assuming reasonably that NATO won't be a serious player in any conventional military response to terrorism), counter-terrorism is 90% intelligence, even finance, not conventional military action. Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 01:06 PM (QDnY+) 453
When Snopes says something that hasn't happened yet isn't true AND it would make the left look bad, don't believe them.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:07 PM (XtR0g) 454
'And these guys - aren't they great? Look at 'em! No, just look at 'em. You'll see. These are American workers, the best in the world, believe me. And with all American-made boots and sap gloves - I love those sap gloves, don't you? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. And those beautiful hickory mattock handles.' -PDT at MAGA goin-squad swearing-in
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:07 PM (fA1SL) 455
I find very little reliable anymore. I was just putting it out there.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (Bdeb0) I'm honestly surprised when something gets reported accurately. Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 01:07 PM (+lOpA) 456
Most "bikers" today are frauds and pussies, anyway.
Not the ones I ride with, I can assure you of that. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 11, 2018 01:07 PM (vtcmf) 457
I also don't think antifa is stupid either. They attack pretty much soft targets. 5-6 thousand bikers? Not so soft, plus if some of the hardcore gangs are there? yea no won't happen.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:07 PM (Bdeb0) 458
soothe, are you referencing weekend warriors? I would say even weekends are a commitment. lol
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2018 01:07 PM (dPd5y) 459
Auntie Fa says they are going to protest and shut down... the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally...
----- Ahhhh...... The "Custer at Little Bighorn Strategy". Bold move Cotton. Lets see how it plays out. - Don't take any prisoners! - General George Armstrong Custer Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (+y/Ru) 460
398 Elizabeth Montgomery's dad, the charming and funny Robert Montgomery, was a Commie hating Republican. Good genes except for the cancer.
Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at July 11, 2018 12:51 PM (6HWvp) ------------------------------------- Yes! Some years ago I read an article about his friendship with Eisenhower, specifically about his teaching Ike how to use television as a medium. Very bright fellow. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (0jtPF) 461
Move some German bases to Poland.
Watch the howling from Germans that hate us. It's all about the money. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (pw+jk) 462
And if she is a skank because she slept around, well that's Hollywood. Everyone did everyone back in the day and if we were around then, we would have too.
Hell, yes. Give me a time machine to 1920s Hollywood and I'll start with Barbara LaMarr and go wild from there. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (kqsXK) 463
Joss Whedon has gone completely insane in a real ugly way. Turning point seemed to be around the time his wife went public about his serial boinckings of young starlets.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (H8QX8) 464
Maybe we should give them all a set of steak knives.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (0ogQG) 465
Nood - pre-enstompening
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (fA1SL) 466
I don't see what Antifa gains from annoying bikers, other than a bunch of chains upside the head. Maybe they think that since the sets of bikers and MAGA fans probably intersect heavily they will put fear in the hearts of the Trumpo-fascist het-norm whiteys. [Shrug] Doubtful, but if true it will result in some entertaining video.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR) 467
Open thread
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (XtR0g) 468
Most "bikers" today are frauds and pussies, anyway.
------------------------------------------------------------------ If you mean as opposed to real Hell's Angel's or other outlaw gangs, maybe. But I'd still put my money on a group of weekend bikers against Antif-ag. Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (y8Foj) 469
The issue would be the purpose of NATO, given that it succeeded in its founding mission, which is now moot, the threat having collapsed.
NATO still has a purpose. But you cannot meet the missions for that purpose without the resources. QED. And just spitballin' here, but if the alliance would hit the two percent threshold--the Russians might just start behaving in a fully acceptable fashion. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (Boy/L) 470
Yep weft, but San Onofre should be just one of a dozen coastal nuclear power/water desalination plants (duh). Actually, San Onofre and Diablo Canyon should live out their service lives, adding the water production aspect, and a dozen new-generation closed-system safer simpler nuke designs should be established.
It's a dramatic measure of the effective idiocy of CA voters and perhaps a majority of Americans that this obvious solution to both power and water issues was not adopted years ago. CA could have plentiful cheap power and water, easily. It's criminal and embarrassing how economically and scientfically illiterate CA "elites" and masses are. Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 01:10 PM (QDnY+) 471
4 Imagine if the Left 'fixed' baseball. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 11, 2018 11:23 AM (5wnOU) Eunuch baseball? Just crazy enough to attract leftie approval. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 11, 2018 01:11 PM (e1mEI) 472
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2018 01:04 PM (vbvxt)
Thanks for the updates. Will pray! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (AllCR) 473
Give me a time machine to 1920s Hollywood and I'll start with Barbara LaMarr and go wild from there. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2018 01:08 PM (kqsXK) I'll take the 50's to about '65, right before drugs really got out of control.... Posted by: PDT at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (y8Foj) 474
Looks like the tree won.
Posted by: rayj at July 11, 2018 01:12 PM (pI/IV) 475
No, NATO does not have a clear or important purpose that cannot be better addressed through other existing means.
Russia's behavior wouldn't change a bit depending on what are pitiful defense efforts, even if the spending goals were met. Political will, what is it again? There is precisely zero political will in 90% of NATO and and all the major players to do anything meaningful about Russian behavior. Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (QDnY+) 476
Will they be riding to Sturgis on solar-powered bicycles? Best get a move on...
Posted by: t-bird at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (ovpZu) 477
PDT is also meeting privately with Macron and his mother while in Brussels.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 01:01 PM (r9UYA) Heh. Macron is Merkel's closest ally since he came to power, but Merkel is weakened in her own country, and PDT just slammed Germany at the breakfast. Justin T, who is in a bromance with Macron (though one is not genuine about it, IMO), may come out the worse for wear too. Macron is gonna have to make some decisions about his alliances for his country's sake. I haven't read enough about him to know how he has evolved or devolved in office. He had been better than previous French leaders, initially. Then problem over there, is bcz of the EU, countries are hamstrung in negogiating for themselves. It complicates everything 1000 fold. Great for the globalists, not for the people. Just talking out of my 8 Ball here...musings. Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (p9qVR) 478
Fen you and Weasel are just the bestest. As I read this list, I realize we serve a Provident GOD and He does love us.
Posted by: Eromero at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (zLDYs) 479
Snopes says false.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 11, 2018 01:01 PM (Bdeb0) Who ya gonna believe, Snopes or Facebook? And with that...I really am out this time. Later roonz and roonettez! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (vbvxt) 480
nood
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 01:13 PM (mpXpK) 481
I know Snopes has reached garbage tier at this point, but they are saying the Antifa rumor is false.
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:14 PM (q177U) Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (q177U) 483
NOOOOD
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 01:15 PM (q177U) 484
I have long advocated 50 justices but not the way it currently is.
--------- I've posted a theory here for several years that Congress is actually too big. Too many members spreads the power relation out to too many, making it a much weaker branch in the government compared to the others. By that same assumption, more justices would diminish the power of the Supreme Court. Posted by: SH at July 11, 2018 12:01 PM (sX1BW) ======== Poland knows how to reign in their judges. There was a recent brouhaha because the mandatory retirement age was lowered from 70 to 65, meaning 28 of the justices including the chief justice, are to be retired. This was done to get rid of a lot of communist era appointees. About 28 out of the 73. Of course the EU doesn't like this and it has sparked protests. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 01:18 PM (/qEW2) 485
Indiana Jones and The Villages
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 01:52 PM (W+vEI) 486
He called himself Thor, but everyone knew him as Nancy.
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