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Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, June 30, 2018. On this day in 1882 Charles J. Guiteau was hanged in Washington, D.C. for the assassination of President James Garfield. Guiteau was a disgruntled federal job seaker and never do well.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:00 AM (mpXpK) 2
Looks like a Texas judge who is on Trump's list of potential SCOTUS nominees is who is going to get the nod to replace Kennedy. The communists have already declared war on anybody he picks.
http://tinyurl.com/yaxeyxn3 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK) 3
Disgraced former FBI official Peter Strzok treated the congressional interview as a joke.
http://tinyurl.com/y9w78x3o Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK) 4
Ah, that new thread smell
Good morning horde Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:01 AM (pHfeF) 5
PA high school forces students to watch homosexual advocacy videos for 4 days. Parents were refused permission to see the videos. More gay shit being crammed down our throats. The parents should get up a petition to fire the entire school board.
http://tinyurl.com/y9exeebl Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK) 6
The FBI is refusing to turn over material to congress that allegedly shows Lynch interfered with the Scankles investigation. Far past time to clean out the FBI. They need to escort all of them out of the building under guard so they can not destroy more evidence and fire the lot of them.
http://tinyurl.com/ybuccacs Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK) 7
Annapolis shooter obtained his shotgun legally and passed the background checks.
http://tinyurl.com/ybxvskz7 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:02 AM (mpXpK) 8
Austrian Grand Prix qualifying is on at 8:55 on ESPN 2
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:02 AM (pHfeF) 9
Sessions has already rewrote the regulation that defines asylum to remove the so-called economic reason and now it looks like he is redoing the whole mess.
http://tinyurl.com/yb48khov Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK) 10
MS DIABLO Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith (CR 50) voted for Scankles in the Democrat primary in 2008. Time for someone in MS to primary her ass.
http://tinyurl.com/y8x4kyg2 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:03 AM (mpXpK) 11
G'mornin' Horde !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 30, 2018 06:03 AM (GNCPT) 12
5 Leftist Public Seminaries teaching Leftist religion
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:04 AM (pHfeF) 13
Reportedly Trump wants to exit the WTO which I would agree with. But from this totally biased CNN article the MFM will go hermitile if he does.
http://tinyurl.com/yaj76phv Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK) 14
MD shooter has made his first court appearance and has been charged with 5 counts of murder. Too bad MD got rid of its death penalty in 2013.
http://tinyurl.com/yd96ue47 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:04 AM (mpXpK) Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:05 AM (y87Qq) 17
My cousin's daughter went to Emmaus, she has graduated awhile ago
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:07 AM (pHfeF) 18
Good morning, horde.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:05 AM (y87Qq) JUST CALL ME MORON OF THE MORNIIING Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:08 AM (y87Qq) 19
14 There loss, or gain now they get to house and keep him for hopefully a long time.
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:08 AM (pHfeF) 20
Apologies to anyone who will be hearing that all day now.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:09 AM (y87Qq) 21
I did blow the call on the Anne Arundel murder in that it was a illegal weapon. Did get he was a nut job and known to police/ authorities for a long time, still out on a Leftist.
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:11 AM (pHfeF) 22
Thought he had a criminal conviction and protection orders? Hell I assumed you could not buy a gun in Maryland with unpaid parking tickets.
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2018 06:11 AM (MS0+a) 23
18 Good morning, horde.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:05 AM (y87Qq) JUST CALL ME MORON OF THE MORNIIING Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:08 AM (y87Qq) There is a Shep Smith version I am dying to post but I don't have the heart to put everyone off their Cream of Mush. And good morning! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 06:11 AM (VM6ev) 24
If that open thread yesterday didn't put a ear worm in you nothing will
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:12 AM (pHfeF) 25
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 06:13 AM (KCxzN) 26
I assumed you could not buy a gun in Maryland with unpaid parking tickets.
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2018 06:11 AM (MS0+a) Unpaid parking tickets, Green Stamps, bus tokens... what you got? Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:15 AM (y87Qq) 27
"We need to be more vigilant than ever to be fair and accurate in a climate in which we are scrutinized and criticized," said Wayne Phaneuf, the executive editor of the newspaper, in a statement
In other words, "People are paying attention, we have to make our lies more believable." Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2018 06:15 AM (wdmm9) 28
Good morning, everyone. Just finished maple breakfast sausage, Fried eggs, toast, and grapefruit. Now sipping coffee and puffing a breakfast pipe. Life is good!
Gonna be a scorcher the next few days. Later this morning we are getting some peaches up from South Carolina. Plenty of fresh eating, peach preserves, and to try the new dehydrator. Posted by: JTB at June 30, 2018 06:17 AM (V+03K) 29
Thanks for the new one!
Posted by: m at June 30, 2018 06:18 AM (/TzhX) 30
I put watermelon in my food dehydrator and now I just have melon.
Posted by: Model_1066 at June 30, 2018 06:18 AM (Njtx4) 31
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"We need to be more vigilant than ever to be fair and accurate in a climate in which we are scrutinized and criticized," said Wayne Phaneuf, the executive editor of the newspaper, in a statement ------- If people did that like I did about 10 or 15 years ago newspapers would already be dead. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:18 AM (mpXpK) 32
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Anything short of the exact amount of pro-hetero training is outright discrimination. The cowardly superintendent hides behind saying it is student led. I'd be raising major Hell if I was a parent there. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 06:20 AM (kiSdp) 33
If people did that like I did about 10 or 15 years ago newspapers would already be dead.
Posted by: Vic Our local paper used to be pretty good. Then they wanted to cover more national and international news. Of course the only way to do that is include the "big" papers articles. They then shrunk the size of the paper to where most older farts like me have a hard time reading it. So we canceled it. I stll miss it though, like when it's time to lite my charcoal chimney Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 06:22 AM (8ikIW) 34
Lisa Page is 'hawt'...
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at June 30, 2018 06:23 AM (yhf6w) 35
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If people did that like I did about 10 or 15 years ago newspapers would already be dead. Posted by: Vic Our local paper used to be pretty good. Then they wanted to cover more national and international news. Of course the only way to do that is include the "big" papers articles. They then shrunk the size of the paper to where most older farts like me have a hard time reading it. So we canceled it. I stll miss it though, like when it's time to lite my charcoal chimney Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 06:22 AM (8ikIW) Our local paper used be pretty good. But it got bought out by the Soros conglomerate. I cancelled my service. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:26 AM (mpXpK) 36
Mmmm coffee and the EMT.
Posted by: Uncle Si at June 30, 2018 06:28 AM (Je5yd) 37
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 06:11 AM (VM6ev)
Good morning. Did you see where She Guevara grew up in Westchester? More astro turfing. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 06:30 AM (kiSdp) 38
Vic,so sorry I read hermitile as hermaphrodite.
My bad. Posted by: d9 at June 30, 2018 06:31 AM (WX+x0) 39
So, Ocasio Cortez is NOT a blue collar girl from the Bronx. Huh, a politician who lies to pander to the voters?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2018 06:32 AM (wdmm9) 40
I guess Crowley's team missed that one. He shouldn't have phoned that election in.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2018 06:33 AM (wdmm9) 41
Yeah for the Senator....(not)
Senator Kirsten Gillibrand has become the first sitting senator to call for the elimination of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement or ICE... Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2018 06:34 AM (UYdNy) 42
Local immigration protest at 6pm. Pretty red area, surprised they still have to protest with the policy change already in place.
Posted by: Uncle Si at June 30, 2018 06:36 AM (Je5yd) 43
Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 06:22 AM (8ikIW)
I used to get my local paper but they pretty much did the same thing except the local stories mostly disappeared. If I wanted national and world news I could have subscribed to one of our big city papers. Finally I just got rid of them, too. Posted by: Bill R. at June 30, 2018 06:36 AM (twPbC) 44
hermitile
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hermitile Wierd. It's there. And it makes sense. Posted by: Off the reservation at June 30, 2018 06:38 AM (vWMNq) 45
Our local paper was nice when we first moved here 35 years ago. It actually covered local matters: town and county hearings, scheduled road work, fires, it even still had a 'social corner' for residents. I freelanced for it with stories about new businesses, restaurant reviews, nearby gatherings and attractions. I even had a column for a while. Money wasn't much but it was fun, especially the column and events dealing with local history. Just about every home subscribed. Sadly, it is long gone along with the strong sense of community.
Posted by: JTB at June 30, 2018 06:39 AM (V+03K) 46
Leftist leaders are never who the portend to be,
the poor, downtrodden and hard luck trying to make it fair and equal for all. Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:39 AM (pHfeF) 47
Junk mail works just as well for your charcoal chimney. And it's delivered, free of charge.
10 MS DIABLO Senator Cindy Hyde-Smith (CR 50) voted for Scankles in the Democrat primary in 2008. Time for someone in MS to primary her ass. MS primaries are over. Wicker (R) easily won his primary against some nobody and will likely retain his seat. Ms. Cindy is a different story. She was appointed to take Thad Cockroach's seat (he waited until after the primary deadline to resign), and yes, she's a former Dem. So, with this one little trick, she didn't have to face a primary challenger. So, come November it will be a top two battle for the seat as Cindy ain't likely to pull 50% + with several challengers in the field. Her most notable opponent is Chris McDaniel, who almost took down the Cockroach two years ago in the primary. That's who I will be voting for, and doing a bit of campaigning for too. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 30, 2018 06:42 AM (0ogQG) 48
How is what the FBI and DOJ are doing not obstruction of justice? An open and shut case as I see it. It would be nice if we had an attorney general.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 30, 2018 06:42 AM (H8QX8) 49
A little treat for breakfast, a small handful of home grown pearl potatoes and eggs
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:43 AM (pHfeF) 50
"So, Ocasio Cortez is NOT a blue collar girl from the Bronx. Huh, a politician who lies to pander to the voters?"
Another fraud like "Three-home Bernie." Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 30, 2018 06:46 AM (H8QX8) 51
Well Morons back to the rocking chair.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 30, 2018 06:46 AM (mpXpK) 52
A little treat for breakfast, a small handful of home grown pearl potatoes and eggs
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2018 06:43 AM (pHfeF) Very nice. Are the eggs are homegrown too? Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:46 AM (y87Qq) 53
The local city daily is now Gannett, so you know where that went. The old hometown weekly became a pennysaver, then a mostly worthless one at that, then was gone, bought out by a syndicate and closed shortly afterwards. Sad really, I miss the old hometown paper.
Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2018 06:47 AM (UYdNy) 54
Now I want to go see if anyone in the neighborhood has a backyard flock and ask them if I can buy a couple of eggs.
I mean... I want someone else to do that for me while I stay in bed. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:51 AM (y87Qq) 55
The news keeps talking about these protests about separating children and parents of illegals. (I have hopes for a lot of cases of sunstroke and heat prostration. Fuck them!) I wonder how many are rabid abortion supporters. I would call that separating.
Posted by: JTB at June 30, 2018 06:52 AM (V+03K) 56
I worked night shift last night, getting home around 11:30, and am about to get in the shower to go in for first shift. Ugh. Wouldn't be so bad if I weren't coughing every few seconds. This cold is in its third week and still going strong.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 30, 2018 06:54 AM (JPRju) 57
37 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 06:11 AM (VM6ev)
Good morning. Did you see where She Guevara grew up in Westchester? More astro turfing. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 06:30 AM (kiSdp) I assume you mean "Evita" Occasional Cortez (the killer)? Yeah. Trust-fund Commies are the bomb. NB: That nickname is provisional. I think the Evita part is a keeper Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 06:56 AM (VM6ev) 58
NB: That nickname is provisional. I think the Evita part is a keeper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton I had seen someone referring to her as Jenny From the Block Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW) 59
50 "So, Ocasio Cortez is NOT a blue collar girl from the Bronx. Huh, a politician who lies to pander to the voters?"
Another fraud like "Three-home Bernie." Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 30, 2018 06:46 AM (H8QX As I posted yesterday, there is a candidate in the GOP running against her. That said he has yet to file his papers and has ZERO contributions. If I did in fact win the Mega Millions from last night, I am going to fund that guy and do an ad campaign entirely on the hypocrisy. Sure, he doesn't stand a chance even if he had millions, but the ad blotz alone to rub that slag's face into the mud and make the idiots think twice about her sure would be worth it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 06:59 AM (VM6ev) 60
I mean... I want someone else to do that for me while I stay in bed.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 06:51 AM (y87Qq) I'd go get some eggs for you, but you are near Bland Rapids, right? Wrong side of the state for me. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 06:59 AM (kiSdp) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 07:00 AM (VM6ev) 62
Morning all. I'm still chuckling over Nuevo Jork.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:00 AM (Yimzw) 63
I'd go get some eggs for you, but you are near Bland Rapids, right? Wrong side of the state for me.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 06:59 AM (kiSdp) Lansing, 127 & 496. Got a lovely refrigerator carton right under the overpass. I grew up in Grand Rapids though. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:00 AM (y87Qq) 64
I assume you mean "Evita" Occasional Cortez (the killer)? Yeah. Trust-fund Commies are the bomb.
NB: That nickname is provisional. I think the Evita part is a keeper Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 06:56 AM (VM6ev) Yeah, since you are the nic champion, I was just running that one past you for your evaluation. She presents a large target of nickname opportunity. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:01 AM (kiSdp) 65
blotz is not a Yiddish word. I meant "blitz."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton I thought blotz meant a quick rest before the next job Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:01 AM (8ikIW) Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:02 AM (kiSdp) Posted by: Dems at June 30, 2018 07:03 AM (zcT9k) 68
"Hell I assumed you could not buy a gun in Maryland with unpaid parking tickets."
Here in Maryland, shotguns and rifles are cash and carry, after passing the online Federal background check. Regulated weapons (Pistols ) require a far uglier process. Now a Concealed Carry permit...that is a horse of a different color. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2018 07:03 AM (EyPfd) 69
Around here "The hottest its ever been" except the record is back in the 1920's......And its the 4th of July, never known to be cold.
Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2018 07:04 AM (UYdNy) 70
Oh, that's not so far. Fellow MSU alum?
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:02 AM (kiSdp) Yep. Moved here for school, to indolent to leave. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:05 AM (y87Qq) 71
@3
Of course he laughed at his questioners. The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit. I laugh at them on a daily basis. Look, these idiots have spent a year and half asking for documents they are owed, while the DOJ and FBI have stonewalled them even going so far as lying about what documents they had, documents that were somehow recovered by the IG., and you had the smug Rosenstein lying his ass off - to their face. And now they waste more time passing a pointless resolution that GOP leadership is going to do nothing with. The committee should produce articles of impeachment for both Wray and Rosestein and petition Trump to instruct the DOJ and FBI to produce the requested documents and take the administration to court. Hey maybe you can find the aledged good guys at the DOJ to do a little sue and settle. This shit is ridiculous. Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2018 07:06 AM (UfMVm) 72
Around here "The hottest its ever been" except the record is back in the 1920's......And its the 4th of July, never known to be cold.
Posted by: Colin Plus, I've found that the records they refer to start in the 1980's. But when they want to do the globull warming crap they refer to ones in the late 1780's Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:06 AM (8ikIW) 73
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:05 AM (y87Qq)
On a different topic, I wish we could get Dummy Stabenow out of there. (my amateur attempt at JJ-style catchy nicknames). Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:07 AM (kiSdp) 74
Oh, that's not so far. Fellow MSU alum?
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:02 AM (kiSdp) I'm guessing "not so far" still doesn't mean "backyard-fresh eggs are forthcoming", though. I'll have to drag my carcass over to the kitchen and see if I can find something. Where's "not so far"? Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:08 AM (y87Qq) 75
Trump! early tweet...
The Democrats are making a strong push to abolish ICE, one of the smartest, toughest and most spirited law enforcement groups of men and women that I have ever seen. I have watched ICE liberate towns from the grasp of MS-13 & clean out the toughest of situations. They are great! Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:08 AM (8ikIW) 76
Where's "not so far"?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:08 AM (y87Qq) Monroe County. Too far for eggs this morning. Gonna finish my 2nd cuppa joe then go buy my farm fresh eggs. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:10 AM (kiSdp) 77
"...ICE, one of the smartest, toughest and most spirited law enforcement groups of men and women that I have ever seen."
Exactly why the Left wants them abolished. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 30, 2018 07:11 AM (H8QX8) 78
Philadelphia Area Record Temps: 29-Jun 102 1934 30-Jun 100 1964 1-Jul 102 1901 2-Jul 103 1901 3-Jul 104 1966 4-Jul 103 1966 Not seeing how recent 10 extra ppm of CO2 is causing record temps. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 30, 2018 07:11 AM (LOgQ4) 79
On a different topic, I wish we could get Dummy Stabenow out of there. (my amateur attempt at JJ-style catchy nicknames).
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:07 AM (kiSdp) Yes, this. Not really a fan of hers, personally. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:14 AM (y87Qq) 80
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:14 AM (y87Qq)
We seem to always have really weak, non-influential Senators, excepting Lifetime Levin, yet we cannot seem to budge them out. I'd bet most people on this board cannot name the other MI Senator without looking up his name. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:17 AM (kiSdp) 81
@78
It never has. The reason why co2 was selected was that it is the engine that drives the west and if you control that you pretty much control everything. C02 has never tracked with rising or falling temperatures what tracks perfectly though is solar output, go figure. There is no such thing as AGW or AGCC. Its all a lie. Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2018 07:19 AM (UfMVm) 82
Monroe County. Too far for eggs this morning. Gonna finish my 2nd cuppa joe then go buy my farm fresh eggs.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:10 AM (kiSdp) Well, that corner of the state is well-represented. shibumi, cfo mom, Bill R. are all *waves* that way, probably others too. I think Mikey NTH and I are the only current members of the Capital Region Morons Association. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:19 AM (y87Qq) 83
When I got hot when I was a boy, we went swimming in the local brook. Now the kids are inside with the AC, probably looking at their phones.
Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2018 07:20 AM (UYdNy) Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 30, 2018 07:21 AM (hMwEB) 85
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:19 AM (y87Qq)
I knew Mikey used to be over here, he said he grew up in Dearborn, where we moved from a few years ago. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:22 AM (kiSdp) 86
I'd bet most people on this board cannot name the other MI Senator without looking up his name.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:17 AM (kiSdp) Not gonna lie, I had to look it up. I knew the name, but not the seat. I've probably heard the morning guy on WJIM complain about him but it's not like we've got a dearth of mewling forgettable milquetoast dems that they stick in my mind as individuals or anything. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:24 AM (y87Qq) 87
hello there, votermom.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:24 AM (y87Qq) 88
65 blotz is not a Yiddish word. I meant "blitz."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton I thought blotz meant a quick rest before the next job Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:01 AM (8ikIW) That's "plotz" which actually has a couple of meanings depending upon context. First, is to collapse from exhaustion or fall into a chair because you're really tired. The other, IIRC, is as a secondary way to tell someone to "drop dead." The literal phrase for that being "vayr ge-hargit." But if you drink too much Blatz and get blitzed you'll plotz. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 07:25 AM (VM6ev) 89
5 infuriating and illegal
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 30, 2018 07:26 AM (hMwEB) 90
87 hello there, votermom.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:24 AM (y87Qq) hello hogmartin! Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 30, 2018 07:27 AM (hMwEB) 91
I knew Mikey used to be over here, he said he grew up in Dearborn, where we moved from a few years ago.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:22 AM (kiSdp) There's at least one west MI moron (Chris something?), Skandia Recluse prowls the UP, and we have some esteemed emeriti like Eris. I should probably keep a list in my Copious Spare Time for the MiMoMe that will never happen. Oh, I seem to recall that nerdygirl is over on the west side too. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:28 AM (y87Qq) 92
Might just go to the racetrack and watch the horses run. Of course now they AC the area where everyone hangs out. Us old men just look at the programs and pretend to know the horses. Try to stay away for the slots, but never do.
Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2018 07:29 AM (UYdNy) 93
89 5 infuriating and illegal
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 30, 2018 07:26 AM (hMwEB) I saw Infuriating and Illegal open for Hall and Oates at the Apollo in '85. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 07:29 AM (VM6ev) 94
ICYMI
I posted yesterday - got 4 free books, plus a buncha sale and new ones on my blog from indy writers guaranteed SJW-free if you haven't yet, go git em! link in nic Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 30, 2018 07:29 AM (hMwEB) 95
Not quite a regular, checking in from Fred Upton land.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 30, 2018 07:30 AM (2xR5z) 96
Monroe County. Too far for eggs this morning. Gonna finish my 2nd cuppa joe then go buy my farm fresh eggs.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:10 AM Well, that corner of the state is well-represented. shibumi, cfo mom, Bill R. are all *waves* that way, probably others too. I think Mikey NTH and I are the only current members of the Capital Region Morons Association. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:19 AM I'm just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:30 AM (KCxzN) 97
oh, derp, Alton Jackson too, but I keep forgetting to ask where.
We've got enough for a solid Euchre tournament, that's all that matters. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:31 AM (y87Qq) 98
Moscow on the Huron!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 30, 2018 07:31 AM (2xR5z) 99
well, there you go
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:31 AM (y87Qq) 100
hogmartin, all a MoMe needs is someone to do it. It's easier than you think.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:32 AM (Yimzw) 101
There's a great book about Garfield and his assassination, "Destiny of the Republic". Among other things, it leaves no doubt that the wound, while serious, was easily treatable even by the standards of the day, and that it is very accurate to say that Garfield was truly killed by the arrogance and incompetence of his white house surgeon.
There are some fascinating side stories - at the time, Alexander Graham Bell had just developed one of the first working prototypes of what would come to be known as the X-Ray machine. Garfield's doctors were obsessed with finding the bullet in his abdomen, and had introduced infection and caused great damage in their probing for it. (in fact it could have been left in place and he would have recovered nicely) However, they also thought Bell's new invention was too dangerous and newfangled, so they turned down his offer to let them use the one tool that could have put an end to all of their bungling. It took two long and incredibly painful months for Garfield's doctors to finally kill him. A very sad story. (just like many shooters today, Guitreau was almost certainly mentally ill) Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2018 07:34 AM (V2Yro) 102
Hello my pretty Hordelings!
For now I will be cowering inside where the A/C is, but later this afternoon I'm visiting friends who have promised to give me a tasting menu of all their video games. I haven't played video games since that Doom variant with the Barney the Dinosaur skins. I am so out of touch! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2018 07:34 AM (gUCYC) 103
hogmartin, all a MoMe needs is someone to do it. It's easier than you think.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:32 AM (Yimzw) OK! I'm in the middle of the state, so I nominate my back yard. I'll make some iced tea and set out a tray of cheese and crackers. Just park in the driveway and come around the back. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:34 AM (y87Qq) 104
This shit is ridiculous.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2018 07:06 AM (UfMVm) One of the best summaries I've read. What I love are their clockwork spasms of faux outrage theater like Gowdy's recent outburst. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 30, 2018 07:34 AM (H8QX8) 105
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:28 AM (y87Qq)
That's what I am getting at, good sir. I'd be interested in a mini MiMoMe. Yes, I remember Alton Jackson saying he was in PRAA. I was going to go to Adrian to see the Lefty freak flag fly with the "immigrant black site" protests. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:35 AM (kiSdp) 106
Morning all.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 30, 2018 07:35 AM (o9JxI) 107
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2018 07:34 AM (V2Yro)
There's an excellent series by cartoonist Rick Geary, A Treasury of Victorian Murder, and one is "The Fatal Bullet: the Assassination of President James A. Garfield". Highly recommended. He really has a feel for the times; the faces look like they were pulled from old photographs. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2018 07:38 AM (gUCYC) 108
Morning all.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 30, 2018 07:35 AM (o9JxI) Heya. Didn't want you to be the one to kill the thread. Killing threads is the thread-killer. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:38 AM (y87Qq) 109
PA high school forces students to watch homosexual advocacy videos for 4 days. Parents were refused permission to see the videos.
-- O.M.G. This is so completely unacceptable. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 30, 2018 07:38 AM (mQ0Mc) 110
I just looked up Jenny from the Block. Heh. Someone wrote "Black Sites Matter" vis a vis Ocassioanl-Cortez and Juan Williams. Brilliant. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 07:39 AM (VM6ev) 111
(just like many shooters today, Guitreau was almost certainly mentally ill)
Posted by: Tom Servo He voted for Trump! too Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW) 112
all a MoMe needs is someone to do it. It's easier than you think.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:32 AM been hinting at it for years; never got any traction now, we have more 'rons & 'ettes what self-identify as being in the state, maybe we can pull it off I've pitched the idea of having the Upper MidWest Regional MoMe (winners advance to the Finals!) at Put-In-Bay but we haven't adequately funded the Bail Money Fund or found legal representation willing to sully their reputation Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:39 AM (KCxzN) 113
hogmartin, see how easy that was. Just tell everybody to bring something and it's on.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:39 AM (Yimzw) 114
96 Monroe County. Too far for eggs this morning. Gonna finish my 2nd cuppa joe then go buy my farm fresh eggs.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:10 AM Well, that corner of the state is well-represented. shibumi, cfo mom, Bill R. are all *waves* that way, probably others too. I think Mikey NTH and I are the only current members of the Capital Region Morons Association. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:19 AM I'm just outside the wire of The Peoples' Republik of AnnArbor Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:30 AM (KCxzN) I visit my mom in Oakland County fairly regularly. Count me in. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2018 07:39 AM (gUCYC) 115
So, with this one little trick, she didn't have to face a primary challenger. So, come November it will be a top two battle for the seat as Cindy ain't likely to pull 50% + with several challengers in the field.
Her most notable opponent is Chris McDaniel, who almost took down the Cockroach two years ago in the primary. That's who I will be voting for, and doing a bit of campaigning for too. Posted by: GnuBreed So, if the vote for SCOTUS is prior to the election -- she has to vote with Trump or basically start packing. Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2018 07:40 AM (MS0+a) 116
>Killing threads is the thread-killer.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:38 AM (y87Qq) Yeah, it's a gift. Posted by: Muad'dib at June 30, 2018 07:40 AM (o9JxI) 117
Trump! who everyone hates, has just tweeted...
Just spoke to King Salman of Saudi Arabia and explained to him that, because of the turmoil & disfunction in Iran and Venezuela, I am asking that Saudi Arabia increase oil production, maybe up to 2,000,000 barrels, to make up the difference...Prices too high! He has agreed! Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW) 118
Ooh, I can see it now, a new horde love team is gonna arise out of hogmartin's Mo-Me...
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 30, 2018 07:41 AM (hMwEB) 119
Occasionally-Cortez should be forced to change her last name. Triggering! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 07:41 AM (VM6ev) 120
all a MoMe needs is someone to do it. It's easier than you think.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:32 AM been hinting at it for years; never got any traction now, we have more 'rons & 'ettes what self-identify as being in the state, maybe we can pull it off I've pitched the idea of having the Upper MidWest Regional MoMe (winners advance to the Finals!) at Put-In-Bay but we haven't adequately funded the Bail Money Fund or found legal representation willing to sully their reputation Posted by: AltonJackson Bannion went all out for the DC meets, but I think you could pull one off with about as much planning as a college rugby party. Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2018 07:42 AM (MS0+a) 121
58 NB: That nickname is provisional. I think the Evita part is a keeper
Posted by: J.J. Sefton I had seen someone referring to her as Jenny From the Block Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW) Hmm, more Jenny from the Bloc, no? Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 30, 2018 07:42 AM (jp0Bv) 122
I was going to go to Adrian to see the Lefty freak flag fly with the "immigrant black site" protests.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:35 AM they're doing it in Adrian, too? **ponders** clutch: you ever go to Johnson's in Adrian? Nice collection of sporting arms, they have Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:43 AM (KCxzN) 123
Woooo MiMoMe!
https://tinyurl.com/y8ym388y I'll see what I can come up with for date and venue. Watch this space. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:43 AM (y87Qq) 124
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Occasionally-Cortez should be forced to change her last name. Triggering! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2018 07:41 AM (VM6ev) Flora the Conquistadora? Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 30, 2018 07:44 AM (jp0Bv) 125
hogmartin, if's there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:46 AM (Yimzw) 126
Local paper, hah. Here in Falls Church, ours would embarrass Pravda. The only paper I let the kids read on their own is Epoch Times. They have an excellent puzzles page.
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (MS0+a) Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (kiSdp) 128
The Democrats are making a strong push to abolish ICE, one of the smartest, toughest and most spirited law enforcement groups of men and women that I have ever seen. I have watched ICE liberate towns from the grasp of MS-13 & clean out the toughest of situations. They are great!
-- My brother is a US Marshal and works very often with ICE. He tells me stories all the time of the absolute scum (my words) he has to apprehend. These ICE agents and US Marshals are bad mamba jambas (as in good). They're tough, disciplined, brave and they face extremely dangerous situations every single day by nature of what they do. I have deep respect. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (mQ0Mc) 129
hogmartin, if's there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:46 AM (Yimzw) Will do, thanks. I'll put together a check-in website or something, I think. Where are you located? Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (y87Qq) 130
hogmartin, if's there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
Posted by: Ben Had Bring fresh eggs...NOW!! Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (8ikIW) 131
I'll see what I can come up with for date and venue. Watch this space.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:43 AM I've always thought the Dam Site Inn in Hell would be a perfectly fitting spot for a MoMe, but it's a little off the beaten path Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (KCxzN) 132
Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)
Trump is so divisive! Always acting unilaterally. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (gUCYC) 133
Things are heating up in Chicago, and probably all the big cities like Baltimore. I wish the Tribune would stop calling boys 14 or older children, they are probably gang members.
Chicago Tribune: Of at last seven people shot Friday afternoon through early Saturday morning in Chicago, two were 14-year-old boys. The first 14-year-old boy was shot during the evening rush in the Loop neighborhood, Chicago police said. Posted by: Colin at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (UYdNy) 134
Cortez? Where has I heard that name before?
Hmmmm. Conquistador? Spanish enslaver of indigenous peoples? Posted by: Eric Holder at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM (3HNOQ) 135
Off Contempt of Congress sock
Posted by: JAS at June 30, 2018 07:48 AM (3HNOQ) 136
Why go to Ahia for a MI meetup?
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:47 AM Upper MidWest Regionals I was trying to be inclusive & siht Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:48 AM (KCxzN) 137
Trump! who everyone hates, has just tweeted...
Just spoke to King Salman of Saudi Arabia and explained to him that, because of the turmoil & disfunction in Iran and Venezuela, I am asking that Saudi Arabia increase oil production, maybe up to 2,000,000 barrels, to make up the difference...Prices too high! He has agreed! -- What an American leftist hears: Drumpf is in bed with BIG OIL!111!!1eleventy! Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 30, 2018 07:50 AM (mQ0Mc) 138
I was trying to be inclusive & siht
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:48 AM (KCxzN) AHAHAHA Lookit' this guy, being magnanimous and accommodating I'm trying to get it set up on my back porch Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:50 AM (y87Qq) 139
I'd bet most people on this board cannot name the other MI Senator without looking up his name.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:17 AM (kiSdp) Gary Asswipe Peters. I live in The Thumb btw. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 30, 2018 07:50 AM (/+bwe) 140
clutch: you ever go to Johnson's in Adrian? Nice collection of sporting arms, they have
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:43 AM (KCxzN) No, I've not heard of that place. I'd better be careful though, as I almost received a divorce notification over the double barrel I bought a few months ago. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:50 AM (kiSdp) 141
Naughty, are you a BadAxian?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 30, 2018 07:51 AM (gUCYC) 142
hogmartin, I'm in Tx and am working on our 3rd MoMe. My email is in the left sidebar.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:51 AM (Yimzw) Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:51 AM (kiSdp) 144
hogmartin, I'm in Tx and am working on our 3rd MoMe. My email is in the left sidebar.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 30, 2018 07:51 AM (Yimzw) Ah, I see that now, thank you. Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:52 AM (y87Qq) 145
Johnson's is the place
for a small-ish hole in the wall, I swear their inventory rivals Cabelas in Dundee Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:52 AM (KCxzN) 146
I can't understand why the Mississippi establishment hates McDaniel so much. Oh wait, I just remembered Trent Lott. Okay, maybe I do understand it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2018 07:53 AM (V2Yro) 147
Sorry I forgot about you, NaughtyPine I'm sure there are others too.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 30, 2018 07:53 AM (y87Qq) 148
Peter Stroke should laugh at Congress. He probably knows what scum and villainy these pederasts have been up to these past few years.
They are a joke. What they gonna do? Nothing, that's what. More coffee. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 30, 2018 07:53 AM (EoRCO) 149
Weird news dump is NOOD
Posted by: Bruce at June 30, 2018 07:53 AM (8ikIW) 150
So, anything new on the NRA and Russian money front?
Posted by: KWDreaming at June 30, 2018 07:53 AM (Ula5x) 151
That damn proactive Trump. See, this is why politicians, who hem and haw and kick the can down the road for decades are so much better at handling the economy. /s X 1000 Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 30, 2018 07:54 AM (LOgQ4) 152
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2018 07:52 AM (KCxzN)
Do they have an inventory of double barrels? If so, I'd better stay away. I have a big hunting trip this fall, cannot wait. Jaqua's near Toledo is another place. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:56 AM (kiSdp) 153
No, Eris, I am in St Clair County. I have a few relatives there, though.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 30, 2018 07:56 AM (/+bwe) 154
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 30, 2018 07:56 AM (/+bwe)
Ah, I bought my used boat up there. It is gorgeous there. Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:57 AM (kiSdp) 155
''Just spoke to King Salman of Saudi Arabia and explained to him that, because of the turmoil & disfunction in Iran and Venezuela, I am asking that Saudi Arabia increase oil production, maybe up to 2,000,000 barrels, to make up the difference...Prices too high! He has agreed!''
How can the MFM turn it into something negative? Hmm, how about this? Trump begs Saudi king to increase oil production because his very existence has caused unrest in Iran and Venezuela. Therefore we need to impeach Trump so we can go back to the calm and peaceful world that we had under Prezzy Putz. Posted by: Tuna at June 30, 2018 07:58 AM (jm1YL) 156
137 Trump! who everyone hates, has just tweeted...
Just spoke to King Salman of Saudi Arabia and explained to him that, because of the turmoil & disfunction in Iran and Venezuela, I am asking that Saudi Arabia increase oil production, maybe up to 2,000,000 barrels, to make up the difference...Prices too high! He has agreed! -- What an American leftist hears: Drumpf is in bed with BIG OIL!111!!1eleventy!" LOL! Now of course this was a good thing to do, and we hope Trump and Salman are talking of BOPD (barrels per day, not cumulative) which only the Saudi's have the capacity to do. But if you wonder just why the Saudi's would consider doing such a thing, just rephrase the request in financial terms - assume a price of $60/bbl, to keep the math easy (I think it's actually been approaching $80) So what Trump was asking was "Prince Salman, for the good of all of us, could you see it in your heart to allow yourself to make an extra $120 Million PER DAY over and above what you are making already? Please? And Prince Salman says, "Oh ok, if you ask nicely." SHOCKAH!!!" I would rather the price go up, and let Texas oilfields kick back into production and bring it back down that way. But Trump doesn't want high oil prices leading into the mid terms. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2018 07:59 AM (V2Yro) 157
Good morning horde.
Posted by: mpfs, Super Elite at June 30, 2018 07:59 AM (wL0Xf) 158
Austrian Grand Prix qualifying is on at 8:55 on ESPN 2
Posted by: Skip ----------- No point in my watching. Posted by: Barky at June 30, 2018 08:00 AM (0+2a1) 159
Checking in as another Michigander.
Hopefully either of the two republicans running ( a Jew and a black!) will unseat Stabby. We can always hope! Posted by: Chillin the most at June 30, 2018 08:02 AM (7K25Q) 160
88. JJ: my fave Yiddish word - SHLEP
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2018 08:07 AM (+fNrM) 161
We also should add that Trump is right about one of the biggest stories going on in the oil business, which the MSM are totally ignoring (although this time it's probably because they're just too stupid to understand it)
Iran and Venezuela. Trump's ending of the deal with Iran is not only crimping their export ability because of the threat of new sanctions, it is also threatening their financial arrangements and now the unrest in the country is starting to impact production. Iran is in a lot bigger trouble than our MSM lets on, and it's showing up in oil prices. But even bigger than that is Venezuela - 10 years ago Venezula was still pumping out 2.2 million BOPD, and even a year ago it was 1.6 million. Now Venezuelan production is crashing, and as oil workers on all levels have fled the country, it may have gone past a tipping point and be headed towards zero, as their entire system collapses completely. Last number I've seen is that the refineries they have are only working at 30% capacity, and that is because 70% of their capacity is broken down, waiting on parts. And because they have screwed over every supplier in the world, it's impossible for them to even buy parts to repair anything. They are collapsing almost as completely as Libya did after Qaddafi, turning into little more than another Mad Maxistan. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2018 08:08 AM (V2Yro) 162
JJ: maybe you could introduce a Yiddish word of the week. Those expressions are losing currency but somebody's got to keep the flame alive.
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2018 08:11 AM (+fNrM) 163
Ah, I bought my used boat up there. It is gorgeous there.
Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 07:57 AM I live in a lower class neighborhood, but every summer morning smells and feels like cabin life. Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 30, 2018 08:13 AM (/+bwe) 164
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 30, 2018 08:02 AM (7K25Q)
Pensler is a Tribe member? I did not know that. Where in MI do you live? Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 08:13 AM (kiSdp) 165
Birmingham. I would love a meet up! Epstein and Penzler are both Jewish Republicans- which I find exciting and hopeful.
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 30, 2018 08:19 AM (7K25Q) 166
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 30, 2018 08:19 AM (7K25Q)
Did you see what the Country Clubbers up there by you did to Epstein? Who holds that seat now, Bishop? Posted by: clutch at June 30, 2018 08:29 AM (kiSdp) 167
Well, that corner of the state is well-represented. shibumi, cfo mom, Bill R. are all *waves* that way, probably others too. I think Mikey NTH and I are the only current members of the Capital Region Morons Association. -===== Southfield here. Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at June 30, 2018 08:36 AM (kRK2S) 168
I'm in Perrysburg OH, just south of Toledo, and would happily represent Ahia at any MiMoMe.
Posted by: Cowboyneal at June 30, 2018 09:27 AM (Mlpai) 169
Schumer's hand puppet is talking about abolishing ICE. She's on the Armed Services committee but voted against a bill to fund veterans' causes and she voted against the compromise DACA bill.
Is it too soon for Trump to visit certain counties in New York State? Posted by: vivi at June 30, 2018 09:33 AM (11H2y) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0261 seconds. |
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