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Trump Goofs on "The Elite" Again; Says We Should Start Calling Ourselves "The Super-Elite," Because The Elite are "Stone-Cold Losers"
Let's face it, they've been stone cold losers, the elite. So, let them keep calling themselves the elite. But we’re going to call ourselves -- and remember you work harder than they do and you are indeed smarter than them-- from now on let’s call ourselves the super elite. We are the super elite. -- President Donald Trump at Fargo, ND 6/27/18
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CNN at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 02:50 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Claude Hopper at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (XT6Vl)
But Trump shoves it right down their throats.
This is blissful.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:51 PM (ZPJb6)
For one, he's refreshingly funny. Just doesn't give a shit.
And two? He is driving the left absolutely batshit insane by just being Trump.
Most entertaining Presidency I've ever witnessed.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (UBzPO)
*watches laser pointer dot
*laughs at my intellectual superiors chasing it like a kitty stoned on catnip.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: lizabth at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (aowex)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (+087i)
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)
I'm just an ordinary average guy.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)
Posted by: Historical Record at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (yGKmB)
Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: West at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (g6yUI)
>That's the kind of schedule I need
The money is in the T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs and Tote Bags.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (KJRtZ)
Ok.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)
Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (5jVnA)
I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)
I'm sure he won over more Democrat supporters from the Mid West.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (ATVNj)
Thats right Donny TWO Scoops rub their miserable up-turned noses in it!!
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)
Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)
Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (fjMEv)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: LIBERAL IDIOT at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (fceHP)
yabutt scoggdog man, ya gotta read a whole lotta crap to get those three links that draw the horde in.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (roQNm)
Wow.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (+087i)
Well?
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (ptqGC)
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)
Yeah, 'cause i want somma that sweet sweet bling that Ace is obviously rolling in.
He's paid his dues and then some.
Posted by: West at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (g6yUI)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)
Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)
Or a meteorologist
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (dN3Mf)
I always tell the LL kids that Ted Williams said that baseball is the
only job where you can screw up 7 times out of 10 and still be a hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)
Works for us.
Posted by: 9th Circuit Stone Cold Losers at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (roQNm)
There goes my dream ... up in smoke.
I'll stick to relationship advice, I guess.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (TxcmF)
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)
And the "Promises Made, Promises Kept" thing is powerful, yet a bit complicated. Trump's "political integrity" (doing what he said he'd do) exceeds that of any president I can think of.
But thanks to not having GOP support, as someone here noted earlier today, he's actually made almost zero progress on big check-mark items. "The wall" is NOT being built - that's b.s.-ing unworthy of him, when a vitally needed and widely supported initiative (the "wall") is being stymied by Congress. Repairs to existing barriers will do zero to change the overall situation.
He should be running against Congress, and against any GOP that is not supportive. "We need more Republicans" is simply not enough, not really accurate, in today's context.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)
Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)
Or a climastrologist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (hDNQh)
He was reverse psychology-ing the Dems last night. Please keep Nancy Pelosi!
OMG what will they ever do? If they keep Pelosi, they are just doing what Drumpf wants! If they don't, heh! They are STILL doing what he wants!
It is glorious.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)
But I'll always be partial to deplorables.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)
One time the geologist and meteorologist switched jobs and no one could tell the difference
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (czkHE)
The Power of Yeast compels you!
The Power of Yeast compels you!
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: UHF at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (xGZ+b)
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*watches laser pointer dot
*laughs at my intellectual superiors chasing it like a kitty stoned on catnip.
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We need to send him a laser pointer. It would be spectacular watching him point out the press using it.
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (FhXTo)
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Here. Hold my cabernet sovignon.
~William Kristol
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (8XRCm)
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (
Are pants mandatory at the ScoggBlog?
Asking for a friend
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (y7DUB)
Truly, I don't think he had any idea how much he was going to enjoy this experience. Or how easy it would be to own these people and occupy such huuuge places in their heads.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (9chmE)
Wow.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (+087i)
Well?
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (+lOpA)
After three weeks of Trump is a Nazi hysteria... it was brutal. For democrats.
I'm so sore from the winning.
https://tinyurl.com/y7nn7yd9
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (+087i)
I'm gonna get a neck tattoo of that this weekend!!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (jjaLl)
Just think....one letter for each knuckle.
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (+lOpA)
That cuts them to the quick.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (ghTUj)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (dN3Mf)
You know what else can be a powerful tool?
Posted by: Peter North at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Redenzo at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: West at June 28, 2018 02:55 PM (g6yUI)
He should offer an AoSHQ Cruise.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)
said that baseball is the only job where you can screw up 7 times out of
10 and still be a hero.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (7UW64)
Clearly he's never met a geologist.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:54 PM (+087i)
Or a climastrologist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (hDNQh)
Or a Mexican weather girl.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)
They'd immediately claim he was trying to blind them.
Posted by: Bert G at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (uiwCw)
I never skip leg day so it's all good from the knees down.
Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (FhXTo)
And two? He is driving the left absolutely batshit insane by just being Trump.
--
The I Don't Give a Shit is hysterical.
TOTALLY love it.
And not only does it drive them crazy, they just don't understand him. Because... well, the left is filled with pompous, humorless freaks.
Posted by: shibumi at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (AHNMM)
The man is amazing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (ptqGC)
If he'd just gone after The New York Times like he did and stopped, he would have been my hero. But now he's actually my favorite president evah.
Posted by: Al Crapton at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (u6WMm)
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Screaming Vagina at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (fxSUI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (dJdQf)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (IqV8l)
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Dude.... none of the millenials here have any idea WTF you're talking about.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (8XRCm)
He was reverse psychology-ing the Dems last night. Please keep Nancy Pelosi!
OMG what will they ever do? If they keep Pelosi, they are just doing what Drumpf wants! If they don't, heh! They are STILL doing what he wants!
It is glorious.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)
And fulsomely praising Anthony Kennedy. He came across as statesmanlike for doing that, but put the Reds in an awkward situation. They either have to agree with Trump - and they'd rather eat a bug than do that - or attack the guy who was the swing vote on, e.g., faux marriage.
What to do? What to do?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (hDNQh)
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+087i)
Okay, trudging back to my linen closet.
Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (i0ykY)
Posted by: Peter North at June 28, 2018 02:57 PM (ATVNj)
You're killing me , Smalls
Posted by: BBC at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (STPlW)
44 16 I gotta' start a blog.
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (
Will you be doing relationship advice cause your totes good at that. Like Dear Abby with balls.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM
This is because you don't understand what Trump is doing here. This isn't about saying "hey you people are super-elite!" Nope, this is a way to say "look at all these assholes who oppose me, rich democrats, never trumpers, they think they're elites, but they suck!!!"
Except he says it in a way that sounds like he's praising everyone listening to him, so they eat it up and want to hear more of it. And they end up loving him, and hating his enemies, which was what he set out to accomplish.
Scott Adams has written a lot about how Trump communicates. At first I was skeptical, but I keep seeing Trump making the same moves over and over again, - and they always work
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: John Marston at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (SkuXa)
Who is/are Harvard Law Review Presidents with zero character and 2 Daddy's who were both Commies for $1000 Alex?
Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (zRZaJ)
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Dick at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (QDnY+)
There are two HQs. One is the front page where the boss is vying for influence on and attention from the talking classes, in which he has a significant but minor foothold.
The other is here, in the gutter, with Morons.
We came here because a lot of the front page stuff is brilliant and we want to be part of it, but at this point he could post "peanut butter" in plain text with no comment and we'd get 600 replies out of it.
The comment section is self-sustaining.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (xqfqx)
The Deep State is real. And spectacular.
And dumber than two boxes of rocks. They would have to tune up their game just to reach incompetence as a measure.
That these guys were kneecapping Republicans for the past couple of decades just says that we were right to call them the Stupid Party.
And Trump looks at all the things they have done and just cannot imagine how that level of stupidity were put in charge.
Elites. Shhyeah right!
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (Z5y53)
-
China caps film star pay, citing 'money worship' and fake contracts...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: lin duh at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (9iLHi)
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)
Go ahead.
Still a free country.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Archer at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (KJRtZ)
Oh, that's awesome man!
Up the Irons! \m/
Posted by: josephistan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (7n4KQ)
oh, and here is the vanity fair headline to show how vagezeled the left is : "TRUMP HIRES SEXUAL HARASSMENT FACILITATOR BILL SHINE AS COMMS DIRECTOR".
Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (dMrJJ)
Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
And some guests ordered White Russians! I guess it's all over for Trump.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Tami at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (Enq6K)
It is! He's so good at working a crowd. And just like Rickles, he alternates between heaping zingers on some people, and then praise on others, so it's apparent he's not simply mean-spirited generally speaking.
And, per Alinsky, his base enjoys his performances.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (c+2jX)
across as statesmanlike for doing that, but put the Reds in an awkward
situation. They either have to agree with Trump - and they'd rather eat a
bug than do that - or attack the guy who was the swing vote on, e.g.,
faux marriage.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (hDNQh)
I think that was probably more infuriating to the detractors than the super-elite business.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (5jVnA)
Okay, trudging back to my linen closet.
Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (rhdgT)
I agree. I had to turn the channel every time W or Obama was on. Regan was the best, but I didn't watch his real time, just after the fact. I don't remember Bush 1 or Clinton, and there wasn't enough important to go back and listen. So Trump is refreshing I like to listen to him.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (+087i)
So, what was then reality-show star Donald Trump saying about the move then? There really are tweets for everything, continued:
Thomas Jefferson wrote the Senate filibuster rule. Harry Reid & Obama killed it yesterday. Rule was in effect for over 200 years.
- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2013
And Trump said the GOP should "keep the rule" when they're in the majority and they did!
Since the Democrats decided to kill the filibuster, they now own it.Republicans should keep the new rule when they're in the majority.
- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2013
He should retweet these 2013 tweets. Heh. heh. heh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Super weft cut-loop at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (2CQCl)
I bring happiness to people. Its just what I do.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (TxcmF)
There was a time when I'd have found that unPresidential.
Now, not so much.
Now I find it to be like - Winning.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (fuK7c)
The closest thing yet seen to perpetual motion.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)
The Justice League?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)
"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mega-Elite at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (c+2jX)
Elite: person who, like a victorious Roman general, needs to have someone whispering in their ear 'Remember, you are mortal.'
SuperElite: Person who learned that you are mortal lesson long ago and took it to heart.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: dananjcon at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (xqfqx)
_______________________________________
Look out your window.
See that prosperity?
There's your sign.
You're welcome.
Posted by: DJT at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)
"Alright lads, we're gonna need some 55 gal. drums and a f*ckload of twine. Hop to it!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)
Really troll them: call us the Über Elite.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (hDNQh)
I wish he would have spelled it 31337
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Why did he just get a star on the Hollowwood walk of fame?
I mean, seriously. I don't care much for him as an actor, but you gotta believe the guy had earned his stripes in that town, long before now. He's sharing the honor with Anne "Squeakhole" Hathaway, for pete's sake.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (9chmE)
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)
I like the light days. I get more done. :-)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Ur-Elite at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (i0ykY)
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One of the g-babies faves.
They LOVE Dr. Seuss. Even have the T-shirts.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (zHVM/)
Will you be doing relationship advice cause your totes good at that. Like Dear Abby with balls.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (2CQCl)
I bring happiness to people. Its just what I do.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (TxcmF)
I could tell you were a giver. Save something for yourself Scogg. Take some 'me time'. Don't burn out man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Deebly super elite at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (qJjzH)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (KJRtZ)
Somehow what was already really bad just got really really worse.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)
I know!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)
Why would you want one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (tA/XW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (KJRtZ)
I'm confused. Where does it say in the Constitution that the right to bear Whoopi's vagina "shall not be infringed"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (ATVNj)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)
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I like the idea of the Horde buying all the tickets on the next NR cruise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:05 PM (8XRCm)
I could tell you were a giver. Save something for yourself Scogg. Take some 'me time'. Don't burn out man.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:04 PM (2CQCl)
I would ... but how could I possibly live with the guilt of committing an act so selfish ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (TxcmF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (r+sAi)
Really troll them: call us the Über Elite.
Wht not go for the Über Mensch?
Posted by: The Superman who landed in Bavaria at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (k1TUh)
Hell, just have MooMoo buy the Boat.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (KJRtZ)
in her behind AND her vagina.
Somehow what was already really bad just got really really worse.
Yeah. Could've lived without hearing that.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (O5Q3r)
No I understand what Trump is doing and has done and I concede it is working but it's not something I needed or necessarily like. I'm looking strictly at what he is getting accomplished and I'm more than happy. At this point, however the sausage is being made is okay with me. It tastes like winning.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (dJdQf)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (TxcmF)
"Alright lads, we're gonna need some 55 gal. drums and a f*ckload of twine. Hop to it!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (BRvh1)
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How long is the port of call to Peruvia?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)
You have to have a deep-sea sub like James Cameron.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Peppy Le Pew at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)
It's amazing to me how feminists constantly portray themselves as basically just a cooch life support system. They never talk about their minds, or anything other than their nether regions.
But just don't objectify them, whatever you do.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: JEM at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (tSYB0)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (OLCnA)
You know who else was invited to a very special party? Me! I only had to pony up $10,000. For the RNC. But maybe the special Russians paid and then passed Pres. Trump some secret messages when no one at all was watching or paying any attention whatsoever to Trump or his wife that night.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:02 PM (bUjCl)
If Trump hired St. Francis of Assissi the headlines would be "Trump Hires Religious Nut".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (zHVM/)
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#twoweeks
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 02:53 PM (ZPJb6)
The Justice League?
when all else fails, assume the left will claim it is either the kkk or nazis.
Posted by: wooga at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (ZPJb6)
Posted by: Admiral Billy Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (eSAWM)
But Trump shoves it right down their throats.
This is blissful.
That was what I was trying to articulate and you just said it ten times better, thank you.
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (q177U)
Sigh. I never got invited to the frankfurter roasts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (7n4KQ)
I'd rather get swimming lessons at a sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (hDNQh)
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)
I got onto the Master Persuader thesis soon after Adams first proposed it, and as you say, Trump keeps doing it, it keeps working. I believe that analysis because it is testable. And it passes the tests.
One of the things that Adams said about Trump was that he had no experience at being President, but seemed like he could study up on it to pick it up. That seems about right.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Tami
Don Rickles was funny. he was witty.He was observant. He could think on his feet. He didn't take himself too seriously.
these are good traits.
Posted by: Screaming Vagina at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (fxSUI)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (TxcmF)
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018
02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
There are reports of Russian Zakuski on the hor d'oeuvers table
Posted by: Meggy Mac at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)
There is even a worse place.
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:06 PM (7n4KQ)
*FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLOPFLOPFLOP*
--Somewhere in the general vicinity of Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (pw+jk)
Good Grief ... it's 3 PM ... I'm on expenses ... and have not had a beer yet !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (TxcmF)
What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (q177U)
I taught him that move.
Posted by: Peter North at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (TxcmF)
Posted by: IanDeal at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (5mrLG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)
Three posts in ... and Ace has written nothing but headlines and one additional word.
That's the kind of schedule I need.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 02:52 PM (TxcmF)
Blogs are old school. Ace is old school. If you really want to make it in this town (teh internets), what you need to do is:
1. Be a hot chick.
2. Get a Youtube channel.
3. Talk about... well, anything, for 3-13 minutes a pop.
Instant million subscribers!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (pw+jk)
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You're the Eric Cartman of the Right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Eric at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (hNMzF)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (UENOA)
While watching the Fargo rally last night, I kept thinking, "it's like having Don Rickles as president."
Posted by: Tami
It would be great if at next rally DJT deployed holograms of Don Rickles and Johnny Carson to get the crowd going.
Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (DJFLF)
yeah i'm weird.
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (eASYU)
i you people keep this up, Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)
Let me guess -
"Get Out!"
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)
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Ummmm..... little context please??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)
Oh, Lord. I guess Fox will have Shep on the story for the rest of the day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac:
"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I want to be galaxies away from that!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (IqV8l)
If it was in Baltimore, how would someone know?
Posted by: Roy at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (7n4KQ)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Paul Anka at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Dept. of Jokes that Write Themselves at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: lin duh at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (9iLHi)
Whoopi needs to understand.... no one wants in her vagina.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)
Well not since Ted Danson anyway.
Posted by: kallisto at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (fceHP)
Unpossible. Maryland's got super-strict gun laws.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (TxcmF)
I was never allowed to brag as a kid. That was why I loved watching Cassius Clay - Mohammed Ali box.
"I am the greatest!"
"What's my name?" Bap
"What's my name?" Bap
Ali was doing 'you cain't touch this' before Hammer, only they called it rope a dope.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Capt Kristol in his motorized canoe at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (pHfeF)
Jim Jordan is quickly moving up my list.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (Z48ZB)
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I did enjoy how Trump said, now he has to say men cook. In the old days it was just women, but we are all PC now. I would love to get a country back where you can say women cook and it doesn't start an outrage machine.
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (fuK7c)
Oooh, Mr. President, I read that late night "comics" are aiming to take you down! Scary!
Stone cold losers.
Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (oiNtH)
Trump should start using a golf club as a prop for his speeches ala Bob Hope
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (2LelM)
House Judiciary committee is back on
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (pHfeF)
Jim Jordan is quickly moving up my list.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (Z48ZB)
Love that man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:12 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:10 PM (dPd5y)
And probably higher than a kite.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (TxcmF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM (OLCnA)
Talk about flailing.
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: BurtTC
Are we missing a reference here?
Posted by: The Horde at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (fxSUI)
Good Grief ... it's 3 PM ... I'm on expenses ... and have not had a beer yet !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (TxcmF)
What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:09 PM (ptqGC)
he has selflessly been giving relationship advice.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (hIO29)
While is it useful and correct to mock the self-appointed "elite," it's not psychologically sophisticated to then deem a different group as the new elite. What Mr. Everyman wants to hear is that there is no elite - -that the "silent majority" of middle-American average Joe Schmoes are in possession of a kind of "group wisdom" that supersedes the purported superiority of the "elite."
He was probably trying to say that, or something like that, but it came out wrong.
This poor messaging isn''t a big deal, and won[t lose him any supporters, but I don't think it was very effective.
Posted by: Ur-Elite at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (PvFoN)
I can smell the blame coming straight at PDT and all of us.
Jim Acosta is going to be positively puke-worthy x 10,000.
Prayers for the victims.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (VM6ev)
You're going to be in your mommy's basement for at least 6 more years libs. Enjoy. Thank God there is no tariff on Mt Dew.
Posted by: SUG at June 28, 2018 02:58 PM (dMrJJ)
Sorry, in Seattle, there is a massive sugar tax that blasts to the sky the price of Mt. Dew. But also in Seattle, they are trying their best to eliminate any reference to "God". So is that considered a standoff?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: zombie at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors The Fight of the Century! Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's at June 28, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)
exactly !
Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)
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IIANM, Ted Danson curled up in there for a time.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: runner at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (a0IVu)
"I know, right?!"
- - Lena Dunham's toe-jam/acne-festooned FUPA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: eleven at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (+lOpA)
communicates. At first I was skeptical, but I keep seeing Trump making
the same moves over and over again, - and they always work
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:00 PM (k1TUh)
No retort required. Just remarking that it struck me as less catchy than some of his other best ones such Low Energy Jeb!, Rocket Man, Crooked Hillary. I understand what he is doing. It's just not a top ten, to me. But then they can't all be.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (pw+jk)
Whoopi is going to scream out of her vagina at you.
Posted by: Tom Servo
I'm visualizing a 21st century version of the Wayland Flowers and Madam ventriloquism act with Whoopi's vagina replacing the Madam puppet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (0dEDB)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)
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IIANM, Ted Danson curled up in there for a time.
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Probably needed a machete.
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (sX1BW)
- - Lena Dunham's toe-jam/acne-festooned FUPA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:14 PM (VM6ev)
*pushes food away and glares at J.J.*
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
Guess they have a few things to hide.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (0dEDB)
Jame Gumb pulling his nipples, shrieking about lotion and baskets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:08 PM (+087i)
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IIANM, Ted Danson curled up in there for a time.
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Probably needed a machete.
Posted by: SH
Great. Now I need a prescription for Viagra
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (hIO29)
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Billy was great because he feels your pain and tells you what you want to hear.
Trump pulls it off because he's blunt, honest, and doesnt even try to bullshit you.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (8XRCm)
Newspapers are failing all over, I am going with fired employee on this one.
Broken heart is always a possibility.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (oGRue)
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018
02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Gee, who wouldn't want to invite Anna Chapman to a party? She's cute and really amps the energy.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
well after her vagina gets through spitting dust and coughing...maybe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I'm visualizing a 21st century version of the Wayland Flowers and Madam ventriloquism act with Whoopi's vagina replacing the Madam puppet.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:15 PM (IqV8l)
So right.
Posted by: Senor Wences at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (zYSnw)
Trump pulls it off because he's blunt, honest, and doesnt even try to bullshit you.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 28, 2018 03:16 PM (8XRCm)
There's a difference between telling you what you want to hear and giving you what you want to have.
And then there doing both - and that is PDT.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (VM6ev)
"...I always find it funny that people are up in my uterus, but when it comes to a baby that is alive and out there they don't care." Followed by loud applause.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
he's also hitting opponents on our side. They stood against him and his followers, and he beat them.
This is his way of thanking his supporters and reminding rivals who runs bartertown.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (fxSUI)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (/tuJf)
Thought it was his idea...was disappointed it wasn't.
Gold.
Posted by: nip at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (ECLaL)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM (2NqXo)
"Eep-Opp-Ork-Ah-Ah!"
- - Cvnt Screamer
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (T71PA)
Evil Nazi Trump incites murderous rampage against the sainted, pure-as-the-driven-snow news industry.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (BRvh1)
In space no one can hear your vagina scream.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:17 PM
In Whoopi's vagina no one can hear space scream
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt)
BOOOOOR-RIIIIIING
Same old "according to people who know" blah blah blah..... oh, by the way, Inauguration happens after elections..... so they're saying this was the reward for helping Trump steal the election......
Man, these idiots are so funny......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (jjaLl)
"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)
soon the libs will be talking blood and feces
raunchier and raunchier, not holding back
You always wonder where they'll go next after Nazi's and concentration camps and the k kk
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (fceHP)
Funny thing that.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (BRvh1)
I'm trying to care ... I really am.
Maybe it's the ten-mile thing.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (TxcmF)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (2CQCl)
With Talk of Fake Media, Trump Is To Blame for Newspaper Shooting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: blaster
Underpants?
Good to know!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (9rIkM)
273 Calling us "super-elite", rather than "deplorables". Maybe that will get his approval rating up another 2%. Did it ever occur to Hillary to tell people "you work harder than 'them' ". If you despise regular people, you can only hide it for so long.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 28, 2018
*
*
Word.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (G+x7t)
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: nip at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ECLaL)
haven't checked but has the "MyPillow" factory been firebombed today?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt)
One of my first thoughts was, "Hoo boy. I hope he upgrades his security system soon."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (/tuJf)
No capes, you'll get sucked into a jet engine darling and then where will you be?
Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (hLRSq)
Screw you all.
I'm super-dee-dooper elite!
Rock on President Richard Punch.
Sell MAGA hats with gold foil tags that hang off the back that say Super Elite.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Willie Poker, Asshole at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: BurtTC
Are we missing a reference here?
Posted by: The Horde at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (fxSUI)
I think there was a movie where she took it up the dumper? Chaos or Havok or something. Maybe The Princess Diaries. I forget
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (+087i)
Broken heart is always a possibility.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
No professional would act thus at their place of employment!
Posted by: Agent Strozk aka Deep throat (would be okiefine by me!) at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (fxSUI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 28, 2018 03:01 PM
Inauguration.Party.Invites.
The Onion wrote this, right?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (2NqXo)
The Soviet Union wants their village idiot back
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (pHfeF)
Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks would have slapped him with a Cease and Desist.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt))
it was hilarious he was at the Trump rally, and Trump called him out. Then said something about making him some sort of adviser or something. (I don't remember exactly what he said), but it was hilarious - there was the guy sitting behind the podium, big ole head, smiling
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: nip at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (ECLaL)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (dPd5y)
I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: the boil on whoopi's ass at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (zYSnw)
PDT is already hitting the Dems over the head with their new superstar, the Bernie Sanders wench, Queen of Corona.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)
Mueller's got a hot lead!
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to inauguration parties...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Yet, that Russian lawyer who met with Fusion GPS, then an hour later met under false pretenses with Don Jr, Jared and others for an hour, then again with Fusion GPS, was denied a visa originally and then mysteriously granted one by the Kerry State Department, just for said meeting.
Nah, nothing there, but a Russian supposedly invited to an inauguration party?How can Mueller continue to show his face in public after this embarrassment?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (37IEG)
Since we're over 100 comments now, the full transcript of Whoopi's enraged comment to Meggy Mac:
"You don't want people to take your guns? Then get out of my behind! Get out of my vagina! Get out!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:03 PM (ptqGC)
soon the libs will be talking blood and feces
raunchier and raunchier, not holding back
You always wonder where they'll go next after Nazi's and concentration camps and the k kk
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (fceHP)
Ummm no ones been to either place since Ted Danson scrammed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (ymnmz)
Capital Gazette - not exactly your high profile statement either left or right. Condolences to the victims, burn in hell to the perp.
My money is on lover spat/murder suicide attempt.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (5jVnA)
Hope it's not a right winger.
Posted by: eleven
How would a right winger get in a news room?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (FxM6p)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
I thought that I was deep. This is infinite!
Posted by: Space at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (fxSUI)
Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (Pqytn)
I'd love to see her try to spell "civics."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
OMG! The Beluga Caviar and Stolchinaya should have tipped us off!! Impeach!
Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (oiNtH)
Darth Vader
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (k1TUh)
I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all people get that list?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
From George Will?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 28, 2018 03:11 PM (PvFoN)
I can smell the blame coming straight at PDT and all of us.
Jim Acosta is going to be positively puke-worthy x 10,000.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:13 PM (VM6ev)
"Breaking news! A right-wing Fascist homophobic misogynistic Klansman shot up a righteous outpost of good think! We told you this was coming when Kennedy retired! Join the Resistance! Join......*what is it......Allahu Akbar? From Somalia? Wanted LGBT rights?.....shit.* This just in: some joyous celebrants at a Pride Parade in San Francisco.....*what is it?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (FxM6p)
Mostly drugged, handcuffed and ball-gagged.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (VM6ev)
Same here.
I also put a $5 bill on - 'Trying to Get a Classified Ad Pulled' to Place.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (KJRtZ)
Before Trump, it was only lefties that ever mocked their opponents in public mediums. Comics and late night hosts relentlessly mocked republican politicians, but we on the right never had a reliable group of people who would do the same.
The left is not used to being mocked, and they are finding out that they don't like it very much.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (mk7Bj)
Multiple people shot in Maryland newsroom
Hope it's not a right winger.
Posted by: eleven
You know we can't read - why would we do that? We're busy being deplorable and stupid.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)
The Onion wrote this, right?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (2NqXo)
Breaking News: Mueller has a new lead on Russian influence over the Trump administration. Souvenir shops in Moscow are selling matryoshka, or Russian nesting dolls that feature Donald Trump inside a Putin doll. Experts say that this is the evidence that will bring the Golden Scalp Weasel to his knees.
Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sponge at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (F4u7C)
haven't checked but has the "MyPillow" factory been firebombed today?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:19 PM (FZYNt))
it was hilarious he was at the Trump rally, and Trump called him
out. Then said something about making him some sort of adviser or
something. (I don't remember exactly what he said), but it was
hilarious - there was the guy sitting behind the podium, big ole head,
smiling
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (fceHP)
Ad buyer, because his ads are everywhere, and apparently he gets them cheap.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)
OT, Guy Benson says Fred Barnes has Trump's list of potential 5
shortlisted scotus candidates. I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all
people get that list?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)
I have real concerns about Kellyanne Conway letting slip things to her Trump-hating and tweeting husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (TpbP3)
Posted by: JackStraw - Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)
Then he told the crowd , the inheritors of the pioneer spirit and pioneer mind and even some of pioneer blood that if you really want to separate out people who were superior to their environment and overcame incredible obstacles to achieve great things? That those pioneers and their descendants were the Real Elites.
It was perfectly stated. A compliment given in a comfortable room with good friends and equals.
Posted by: canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/TNyL)
Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks would have slapped him with a Cease and Desist.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:21 PM (lKs2v)
Kota Ibushi would have shot fireworks at him.
And then he'd have shot them at himself.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018
02:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Who was it who got "unusual access" to Ali Watkins?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (KJRtZ)
Betting is now open on when they start billing this idiot as a "Legal Scholar".
Posted by: AoS betting window at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (fxSUI)
"...I always find it funny that people are up in my uterus, but when it comes to a baby that is alive and out there they don't care." Followed by loud applause.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Again-- we care. We care that the parents of that baby care for it and teach it to follow the law- and that they not use it as a pawn and subject it to rape or worse for the parent's selfish reasons.
People on the View are stupid seals who cheer and clap for whatever the sign tells them to clap and cheer for.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)hmmm...that is a pretty legitimate concern.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (U+nHb)
I thought he was gay?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (y8Foj)
"The Devil, that proud spirit, cannot endure to be mocked."
- - Shit Thomas More said, Vol. 3
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (kqsXK)
I'll bet he thought that he had signed up for the 10 day $37.95 classified special, but they charged him $75 and didn't even run his ad on the weekend.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (k1TUh)
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Reminds me of that story 41 told an audience when he was with Bubba. He told the story of some lady coming up to his motorcade screaming get out of my vagina and Bush said - no problem. Clinton then told the audience that he could never get away with telling a story like that. One of those moments of honesty from Clinton when he came off as likable.
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (sX1BW)
This is true for many of us.
However, anything less than Trigglypuff is within the legal limit.
Posted by: DNC at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite
He had Ben retrieve it from his upper colon.
Posted by: Super weft cut-loop at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (zfrbv)
How about vagina streaming? Watch TV through your vag.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (mk7Bj)
=
Comedians when asked why they don't go after leftists said "Because they do not have senses of humor and can't take a joke."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (pw+jk)
"Eep-Opp-Ork-Ah-Ah!"
- - Cvnt Screamer
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 28, 2018 03:18 PM (VM6ev)
I always wondered what one of these sounded like, and now, thanks to AoS, I know!
Thanks, AoS!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (UsCnO)
#BREAKING: Shooting at Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis
Posted by: Super weft cut-loop at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (zfrbv)
"Homeland Security officers played loud music at night to keep protesters awake..
They specifically blared Metallica's "Enter Sandman," a song about nightmares and lack of sleep."
Sweet.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)
I wonder if she knows the meaning of hyperbole as opposed to, oh...saying really stoopid stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (0tfLf)
I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)
She'd just blame Trump for her failing grade.
Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (tA/XW)
shortlisted scotus candidates. I say bull; how would Fred Barnes of all
people get that list?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super
There are a lot of those "lists" around- Heritage, Federalist Society, etc.
Posted by: LASue at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (Z48ZB)
Vagina Steaming Tip : When they stop Screaming, they are done.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (KJRtZ)
Same here.
I also put a $5 bill on - 'Trying to Get a Classified Ad Pulled' to Place.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (KJRtZ)
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Was it inside the office or outside. I'm seeing conflicting reports.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (Pqytn)
Like if Trump REALLY did collude with the Russians, he'd invite the co-conspirators to a public event....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (y8Foj)
I didn't do it any justice. But there you have it.
Makes you want to buy his product.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (TpbP3)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (ZQfW9)
Whoopi's behind or her vag.
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 28, 2018 03:20 PM (FZYNt)
You just made me throw up three times. Once after I heard Whoopi Goldberg, a second after behind, then the triple shot with vag. You don't know your own strength.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Dr Hannibal Lecter at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)
soon the libs will be talking blood and feces
raunchier and raunchier, not holding back
♫The days of blood and feces♫
Posted by: Ornery Mancini at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (IqV8l)
Funny thing that.
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So we know the shooter isn't white.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)
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I thought that's what the left wanted anyway?
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (sX1BW)
I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)
She's just afraid he'll beat her to it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (hDNQh)
What with the vagina steaming and the vagina screaming, I can't keep up any more.
How about vagina streaming? Watch TV through your vag.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 28, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)
Got it covered at my blog.
Posted by: Gwenneth Paltrow at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (UsCnO)
Like hell.
Posted by: JackStraw - Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)
========================
Like likely. I don't wanna be a Super Elitist.
Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)
oh yeah, that's it thanks
was so funny
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Special counsel eyeing Russians granted 'unusual access' to Whoopi's Vagina...
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:23 PM (k1TUh)
Was she butt chuggin stoli again?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)
@WashTimes 3m
#BREAKING: Shooting at Capital Gazette newspaper in Annapolis
Posted by: Super weft cut-loop
That's unfortunate.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (/TNyL)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (TpbP3)
We bought his pillows four years ago, and love them. I used to replace expensive pillows after a year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)
That's my cue....
Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (y8Foj)
The first headline I saw about that just said "'Get Out of My Vagina!' Whoopi Rages at McCain"
I was thinking John, and that was definitely an image I DID NOT NEED.
Posted by: DNC at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (GXOTw)
Town hall - Sen. Kameltoe Harris says allowing President Trump to choose
a replacement for Justice Kennedy would mean " destruction of the
constitution of the United States "
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I thought that's what the left wanted anyway?
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (sX1BW)
I wish KamelToe would make up her mind.
Posted by: Gwenneth Paltrow at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
Hmmm. A spandex requirement could be good motivation.
I go in and out of shape. *looks down*.
Yeah, how 'bout we get three months and then it's all spandex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (fuK7c)
>>"Super Elite" will likely fade away
Like hell.
Posted by: JackStraw - Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)
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Like likely. I don't wanna be a Super Elitist.
Posted by: mrp at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (Pqytn)
There will be T shirts.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: vivi at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (11H2y)
I'd love to see her take a 6th Grade Civics Exam from 1980 or so.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:22 PM (KJRtZ)
She'd just blame Trump for her failing grade.
Posted by: Superelite Surfperch at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (tA/XW)
I'd love to see her take a kindergarten civics test.
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
Horrible
Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM
If true, I'm pissed.
That is a great station. Listened to them all the time when I was working in DC.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (0tfLf)
You keep playing "All About That Bass" every hour, and you're bound to drive someone insane.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (kqsXK)
Then he told the crowd , the inheritors of the pioneer spirit and pioneer mind and even some of pioneer blood that if you really want to separate out people who were superior to their environment and overcame incredible obstacles to achieve great things? That those pioneers and their descendants were the Real Elites.
It was perfectly stated. A compliment given in a comfortable room with good friends and equals.
Posted by: canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:25 PM (/TNyL)
That's tribalism!
Posted by: Dr. Peterson at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (YZchG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (7LY+6)
Until they do, wanna buy me a gun?
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (FxM6p)
He was reverse psychology-ing the Dems last night. Please keep Nancy Pelosi!
OMG what will they ever do? If they keep Pelosi, they are just
doing what Drumpf wants! If they don't, heh! They are STILL doing what
he wants!
It is glorious.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:56 PM (Z5y53)
Honey Badger don't care. And yes, it's glorious!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Fritz at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Edna Mode at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zombie Paul "Bear" Bryant at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (HiLJ1)
"Homeland Security officers played loud music at night to keep protesters awake..
They specifically blared Metallica's "Enter Sandman," a song about nightmares and lack of sleep."
Sweet.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)
Just throw bars of soap at them.
They'll leave.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (TxcmF)
Blame Ace. He's been slackin' on the GAINZ Threadz
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (KJRtZ)
You know they will.
Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (y8Foj)
How Special.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (AM1GF)
She can hang herself.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (TpbP3)
He really needs to be on scene to give us lots of breathless play-by-play.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:29 PM (a0IVu)
yep
sad
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: buzzion at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (lKs2v)
I think fingerpainting is about the limit of her cognitive ability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (hDNQh)
The guy from My Pillow has a great story. Short version, he was addicted to drugs, found God, got sober and here he is.
I didn't do it any justice. But there you have it.
Makes you want to buy his product.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 28, 2018 03:28 PM (TpbP3)
I hate to sound like one of his commercials, but his pillows do what he says they do for me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)
You know they will.
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Baltimore was a peaceful city until Trump's dangerous rhetoric.
- that will be a tough sell even for the libs, but might as well try
Posted by: SH at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)
Bathtub Shitter would be the best thing in this situation.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (wdmm9)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)
You pretty much have to put a bullet straight in their head to kill them.
The bullet will bounce off any other part of their body.
Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (y8Foj)
Studio and offices are in DC, so no.
Building in question is a generic professional building across the street from Annapolis Mall, so who knows at this point...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (7LY+6)
Just throw bars of soap at them.
They'll leave.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:30 PM (hDNQh)
If you spook them like that you might start a stampede.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (10vO4)
by Kamala Harris
Step 1: Blow Willie Brown.
Step 2: Collect your office door prize.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Zombie Antonin Scalia at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (eSAWM)
The first headline I saw about that just said "'Get Out of My Vagina!' Whoopi Rages at McCain"
I was thinking John, and that was definitely an image I DID NOT NEED.
Posted by: DNC
YOU GOT YOUR TUMOR IN MY COOTER!!
Posted by: Whoopi Cushion at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (IqV8l)
It's the extrovert/introvert paradigm. Extreme extroverts pull energy from the people around them, and from being the center of attention. Most (but not all) successful live performers are this type.
Introverts, on the other hand (and I'll be most of us here fit that category) feel their energy being drained by the people around them, and so minimize physical interaction.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)
How are they going to blame the newsroom shooting on Trump?
You know they will.
Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:31 PM (y8Foj)
They already are.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (5jVnA)
It is probably 5 of the top 7 or 8 possibilities though. Those are among the strongest possibilities.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)
"Dianabol delivery for Mr. Snatch?"
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (WDCYi)
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (+087i)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)
Battery!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (pHfeF)
Okay, Shep. Let the speculation begin!
Posted by: Mariano Rivera at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: wth at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's Wig at the Outrage Outlet! at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (eSAWM)
Take off the gloves. Cue up the Yoko Ono retrospective.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
Q: How many feminists doe it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Posted by: Just the straightline at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fxSUI)
Baltimore was a peaceful city until Trump's dangerous rhetoric.
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The Roof Koreans - Baltimore Brigade may have an opinion on that.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (/TNyL)
the elites are idiots. Most of them haven't had an original thought in their entire lives. Most of them can DO very little. Is there a single one of those idiots that ever turned a wrench, or fixed anything, in their entire miserable lives?
Most of them just repeat things other people told them to say.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fA1SL)
My first guess is a disgruntled employee.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (MuTTO)
Human interaction is best attempted in ascii, in little grey boxes, with humans identifed only by noms de guerre.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (37IEG)
How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (5jVnA)
He's been putting the hate on the media, so it must be his fault.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (r9UYA)
Black Sabbath, Electric Funeral.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:34 PM (GXOTw)
Lucretia My Reflection by Sisters of Mercy
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Golden Scalp Weasel vs. Maxine's Wig at the Outrage Outlet! at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hLRSq)
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Fox News
https://fxn.ws/2tLTD8l
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (wdmm9)
reports are that it was a shotgun
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fftfA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
LOL! Well, Shep is so macho and all! Has his mascara started running yet? Panties in a twist?
Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)
They are too busy hating on Trump..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (a0IVu)
the elites are idiots. Most of them haven't had an original thought in their entire lives. Most of them can DO very little. Is there a single one of those idiots that ever turned a wrench, or fixed anything, in their entire miserable lives?
Most of them just repeat things other people told them to say.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:35 PM (fftfA)
Connections are everything.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (KJRtZ)
A: That's not funny.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fftfA)
Correction :
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A : GET OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!!!
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (WDCYi)
How is it that a Brit newspaper has all of this info, and the American MSM isn't sure what day it is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)
too busy trying to bring Trump down
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fjMEv)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)
Joe Biden off his meds?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (y8Foj)
Too early to call, but the smart money says it was another flipped-out Bernie Bro or follower of the Religion of Peace, and the U.S. media will try to bury the story.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (GXOTw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fuK7c)
===========================ASCII? I'm the True Blue Super Elite!
Posted by: EBCDIC at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: willow at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (dPd5y)
Hate to be the one to make this point, but the media was all but saying "take to the streets!" the last 36 hours....
maybe someone took them up on it.
Posted by: sven at June 28, 2018 03:38 PM (SzZnW)
'cause they thought it was a newspaper, and not what it is - a toss away freebie.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (7LY+6)
My first guess is a disgruntled employee.
Posted by: William Eaton"
It's a small paper fpr the Annapolis area. Good coverage for Anne Arundel county high school sports.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (OD2ni)
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A : GET OUT OF MY VAGINA!!!!!
Posted by: Hikaru
who needs to screw a bulb?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 28, 2018 03:32 PM (UsCnO)
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I do not know many people that have one, but those who do claim similar outcomes.
I just can't help but wonder, "How much of the stuffing is made out of his moustache?"
Posted by: reason at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: t-bird at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (OJ/jL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Perhaps even validate if the shooter is using a barrel choke or not.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)
If we are super-elite, do we wear our underpants outside our clothes then?
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2018 02:49 PM (Z5y53)
It saves on laundry bills.
Posted by: Prince George, git at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (XWkhW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (hDNQh)
Our media is focused on important things, like Russia! Stormy Daniels! and PDT raping and killing children on the border.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
A Leftist so will be declared a nut job
Got weapons illegally
Had a background that police or other officials had notice of
Will go down the rabbit hole within a week.
Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (pHfeF)
It could be, my EUtopian friends say you can only get honest reporting on EUrope here....and they report honestly on America.
Posted by: sven at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (SzZnW)
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (dJdQf)
reports are that it was a shotgun
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It will morph into a high-capacity , semi-automatic assault shotgun by 6 pm.
By 6:30 it will have " the thing that goes up".
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (/TNyL)
Well to be fair the American MSM isn't allowed to print it unless they see it on Twitter or Facebook first.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (k1TUh)
If it's where I think it is, it's (redundant, I know) a professional building across from one the mall entrances.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fjMEv)
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The Business, Suburban Rebels
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:39 PM (7LY+6)
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Words hurt sometimes, you know?
Posted by: The GreenSheet at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (kZVsz)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (fceHP)
*nods in approval*
Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (5jVnA)
Sweet.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)
"Hippie Killer" by Suicidal Tendencies would be my suggestion.
Posted by: antisocial super-elite beatnik at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
We drop some scorpions inside to guard it, then we sew it shut with high-test fishing line.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (AzW6q)
Well to be fair the American MSM isn't allowed to print it unless they see it on Twitter or Facebook first.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (k1TUh)
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What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: unnamed source within the Republican party at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (kZVsz)
If it's where I think it is, it's (redundant, I know) a professional building across from one the mall entrances.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (7LY+6)
I think it's has several medical offices in that building as well.
Posted by: spypeach at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (z7CH9)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (hDNQh)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (37IEG)
He's on his three-speed pedaling furiously for Maryland as I type.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
My neck was f*cked up for a month afterwards.
Now I use it as a chair cushion.
Oh well.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (BRvh1)
I will say Capitol Gazette is pretty good actually reporting on shooting at or near their site. No slackers there.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 28, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
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It definitely had a thing in the butt that tells time.
Posted by: Shep! at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (kZVsz)
Cops say four people were killed and at least 20 were injured in the shooting
John McNamara, who has worked for the Gazette, has been confirmed among the shooting victim
this was from the DailyMail piece, so it says guy that worked for Gazette confirmed shot
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Damnedyankee
Stand down Hogg. Stand down.
They used a Joe Biden approved shotgun.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (FxM6p)
We hate your politics, we hate your politics, we hate the way you smell!!! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (AzW6q)
It might also have the chainsaw bayonet.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 28, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)
Anthony Messenger
@amesscapgaz
Active shooter 888 Bestgate please help us
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: GWAR at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (KJRtZ)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (ctuyM)
us here fit that category) feel their energy being drained by the people
around them, and so minimize physical interaction.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2018 03:33 PM (k1TUh)
That makes sense. I prefer intimate groups.
(No, not that kind.)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 28, 2018 03:43 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 28, 2018 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 28, 2018 03:44 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 28, 2018 03:36 PM (r9UYA)
..........
Was I supposed to check the crime tip hotline messages every goddam day? Excuse me, I've got to finish this text to my mistress.
Posted by: FBI Special Agent 5 at June 28, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 28, 2018 03:45 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Gumby at June 28, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)
got a MyPillow once. Used it for a few days.
My neck was f*cked up for a month afterwards.
Next time I see him inside my bathroom vanity I'll let hin know.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 28, 2018 03:46 PM (10vO4)
Pantera, Fvcking Hostile.
Posted by: Bosk at June 28, 2018 03:37 PM (fjMEv)
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The Business, Suburban Rebels
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2018 03:40 PM (AzW6q)
The Cuban/Chinese noise weapon or that distrubing shit the Russians used to pump across the border to drown out the beckoning call of freedom.
Posted by: Creepy Joe Biden at June 28, 2018 03:46 PM (5jVnA)
Great Southern Trendkill.
Posted by: Lowfibass at June 28, 2018 03:49 PM (BrqlK)
Day 1: Wear underwear and pants normally.
Day 2: Turn underwear inside out.
Day 3: Move underwear to outside of pants.
Day 4: Turn pants inside out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 28, 2018 03:53 PM (GXOTw)
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Well her & other Progtards think we have a Democracy
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I said in 2011 that Obamacare would be a train wreck. And it was. Here's what he said (point one, two three). Here's what happened that I predicted (point a, b, c).
Now tell me, am I smarter than Obama, or just more honest than Obama?
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