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MAGA
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 27, 2018 08:32 PM (2NqXo) 2
Whoa!!!!
Posted by: lin-duh at June 27, 2018 08:33 PM (kufk0) 3
I really can't figure out why anyone would watch it. Even lefties probably get tired of the monotony.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:33 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:33 PM (+Tibp) 5
Stepdaughter claims she watches it for the guffaws. Not buying it since she hates PDT and loves Bernie. Hates Hillary as well, so there's that.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 27, 2018 08:34 PM (N3JsI) 6
Food Network has Alton Brown, who tends to be entertaining, even when he's cooking stuff I wouldn't even think of eating.
Squid. Yuck. CNN has Steven Schmidt and Nicole Wallace. Yuck Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 27, 2018 08:34 PM (KxbBq) 7
Trump said "paddy wagon". How long before the snowflakes faint?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (SiINZ) 9
LOL!
Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (vDqXW) 10
Food Network got that Giada babe? That explains a lot.
Posted by: josephistan at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (ANIFC) 11
CNN, You've been chopped.
Posted by: Ted at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (vDqXW) 12
CNN committing suicide with a My Pillow.
Posted by: X-ray at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (h0yTv) 13
Even as they are being escorted out the door as operations shut down for good, they will not honestly ask and answer themselves why or how this happened.
They will blame the stupid viewers. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (I16G8) Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (KxbBq) 15
I love Alton Brown, who is not only funny, but quoted PJ O'Rourke once during an episode of cutthroat kitchen. =)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (Gim9y) 16
Coming soon on CNN: Giada's cleavage!
Posted by: pep at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (LAe3v) 17
You mean wall to wall Stormy Daniels isn't ratings gold?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ) 18
They'd get higher ratings if they showed his rallies.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (2NqXo) 19
How does it rarte against the Gorilla Channel?
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (UdKB7) 20
Have you ever heard the sound of a Death Rattle?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (Gvnja) 21
Even as they are being escorted out the door as operations shut down for good, they will not honestly ask and answer themselves why or how this happened.
They will blame the stupid viewers. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (I16G --- And throw an inkwell at Trump. Posted by: Ted at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (vDqXW) 22
CNN and ESPN the race to the bottom of the ratings Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+) 24
People in San Diego are so happy ... yep.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (hDNQh) 25
Make Anal Great Again!
Posted by: Shep at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (KxbBq) 26
Giada's Melons get high ratings.
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (o3rZQ) Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (2NfAC) 28
They should rebrand themselves as SNN (Seppuku News Network). It worked for IHOP didn't it? Er, IHOB. ;-)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (Gim9y) 29
He's really defending ICE tonight. Bigly!
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (Enq6K) 30
CNN is a mental illness. Unwatchable.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (arhmY) 31
Yeah CNN is... suffering heavily in the ratings. Partly its technological; people just don't get their news from TV news shows any longer. Part of it is suicide; they've been so stupidly wrong, obnoxious, and self-humiliating people just don't trust them any longer. Part of it is cultural; Trump has deftly managed to make CNN the face of fake news incompetence and bias.
But they're screwed and the only way out is to fire just about everyone and start over with professionals who do the job right. And that's never gonna happen. ESPN is in the same boat, they're so toxically annoying that if they weren't bundled, they'd have lower ratings than the Home Shopping Network. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (39g3+) Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (+lOpA) 33
Nice - Trump using the outrageous doxxing of ICE agents, and the "abolish ICE" nonsense, as a cudgel against the Dems.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (QDnY+) 34
CNN keeps this up and they'll start losing to the Bowel Movement Network. Especially given their aging Kennedy-nostalgic demographic
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (6FqZa) 35
21 Even as they are being escorted out the door as operations shut down for good, they will not honestly ask and answer themselves why or how this happened.
They will blame the stupid viewers. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM (I16G --- And throw an inkwell at Trump." IT WAS THE KOCH BROTHERS WUT DONE IT!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (L9eMC) 37
Alton Brown - also a gun nut. Icky evil plastic black rifles, but still.
And a strong, unashamed Christian. Wish he'd do better shows though, get back to food science. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (39g3+) Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (o3rZQ) 39
Uh oh.
You think Kennedy will take exception to the president saying those kind words about him? Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (2NfAC)/i] Exactly. How does Kennedy, or the Reds, attack what he said? There's no way. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (hDNQh) 40
Clown News Network
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (BqR2k) 41
34 CNN keeps this up and they'll start losing to the Bowel Movement Network. Especially given their aging Kennedy-nostalgic demographic."
Isn't that the one with Rachel MadCow on it? Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (V2Yro) Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (SiINZ) 43
Is Trump having a rally?
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (f8ilN) 44
I LOVE the Food Network!
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (PzBTm) 45
23 Alton Brown - also a gun nut. Icky evil plastic black rifles, but still.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (QDnY+) I did not know this, but he also periodically posts cute pics of his cats, once of which he named 'Stir Fry' . Opinion increasing! Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (Gim9y) 46
What CNN needs is Sandra Lee, former Food Network "chef," (and live-in of Andrew Cuomo), to regularly appear with Chris Cuomo. She could wear her famous "Clam Bake on the Beach" outfit.
I'm scurrying off right now to find that clip. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: CNN Publicist at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (vDqXW) 48
good rally!! loving it so far
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (PEJUg) 49
Jay, not sure who he's talking about in SD - obviously some are happy (ha!) - but our fine mayor sniffs at things like border barriers, and the CoC types if pressed will mumble something about "not who we are".
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+) 50
33 Nice - Trump using the outrageous doxxing of ICE agents, and the "abolish ICE" nonsense, as a cudgel against the Dems.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (QDnY+) Some day the Reds will learn. But I hope not for a long time. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (hDNQh) 51
"What do we say for the next campaign? KEEP AMERICA GREAT! With an exclamation point!"
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (+lOpA) 53
Giada's Melons
https://tinyurl.com/yaqjuq4x Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2018 08:38 PM (o3rZQ) Zounds. What... Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ) 54
Wow. Donald Trump is a bona fide conservative now. In 2015-2016, he said a lot of the right things but you could tell he just didn't fully understand what conservatives really wanted and what we've been going through all these years. Today it is clear he gets it. He talks like us. He gets it. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (2NfAC) 55
cnn is a garbage scow of a network.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (Y9uH4) Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (BqR2k) 57
speaking of cooking, I remember Julia Child about 50 years ago doing a program on how to make a roast suckling pig. She noted that you should stick the tail in the little opening right below the tail to keep it from burning.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (KxbBq) Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (1g7ch) 59
49 Jay, not sure who he's talking about in SD - obviously some are happy (ha!) - but our fine mayor sniffs at things like border barriers, and the CoC types if pressed will mumble something about "not who we are".
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (QDnY+) The mayor is an asshole, as are the CoC types. I think a LOT of people here are thrilled. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (hDNQh) 60
I know which channel I'd rather watch in an airport. If I had enough money to travel anywhere, that is. And it's not CNN. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (HaL55) Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (o3rZQ) 62
Okay, Ace and Horde. Don't say I never gave you anything.
Sandra Lee's melons, in "Clambake on the Beach." https://tinyurl.com/otd7rjf Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC) 63
Wouldn't it be funny if all those airport and office building TV's were tuned to FOX instead of CNN?
Posted by: Iris at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (dYDe7) 64
Today it is clear he gets it. He talks like us. He gets it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (2NfAC) --- Maybe because he can see how conservatism fosters sanity. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (GIHSy) 66
a leftist on a sports blog I frequent said the only thing left and right wingers can agree on is that Olberman is repulsive. He said "Even when I agree with him, I hate him."
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (H80UQ) 67
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Wow. Donald Trump is a bona fide conservative now. In 2015-2016, he said a lot of the right things but you could tell he just didn't fully understand what conservatives really wanted and what we've been going through all these years. Today it is clear he gets it. He talks like us. He gets it. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook +++++++++++++++++++++++++ Welcome To The Party Pal!! Posted by: John McClane at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (Y9uH4) 68
Well, I see I didn't get here early enough for my Spinal Tap joke.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (xPl2J) 69
What CNN needs is Sandra Lee, former Food Network "chef," (and live-in of Andrew Cuomo), to regularly appear with Chris Cuomo. She could wear her famous "Clam Bake on the Beach" outfit.
I'm scurrying off right now to find that clip. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (ptqGC) Kwanzaa Cake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98 Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (y87Qq) 70
Thats Not Free Trade! Thats Stupid Trade!
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (BqR2k) 71
I care, but only in a mean spirited way.
Posted by: some rat in at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (/iUqk) 72
Most people on TV and in movies have big heads, it films well, oddly enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (39g3+) 73
The news for violent, screaming at the clouds, slightly left of Lenin, progs is MSNBC. No need for you CNN. Your obsolete.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (+ZO8m) 74
CNN the Feckless
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (Gvnja) 75
Ratings aren't the only thing that goes up around Giada.
Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2018 08:40 PM (o3rZQ) --- Are you wondering if you can Beat Bobby Flay? Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (vDqXW) 76
The link keeps cutting out and stalling. Not enough bandwidth.
Posted by: John McClane at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (Y9uH4) 77
I've felt this for a while but Trump should sign an EO stating that from now on, Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states. Red is the historic color associated with Marxism-Socialism. In fact, Oklahoma abandoned its first state flag for no other reason than it was red in color.
Also, in war gaming, the enemy is always Red while the good guys are blue. Guess we know how this historic twist came to be. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (39g3+) 79
Angela Merkel is now changing panties, having filled her first pair.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (hDNQh) 80
ESPN is in the same boat, they're so toxically annoying that if they weren't bundled, they'd have lower ratings than the Home Shopping Network.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (39g3+) Cancelled that shitheap months ago. Still don't miss it. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (MX7xj) 81
Kwanzaa cake is perhaps the most cringey thing evar.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (+lOpA) 82
In 2015-2016, he said a lot of the right things but you could tell he just didn't fully understand what conservatives really wanted and what we've been going through all these years.
I got the same impression from Romney in 2011-12. That's one reason I went for Cruz in '16. Trump won me over where Romney didn't. Romney pandered to the nice middle ground where Trump just said FYNQ. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (6FqZa) 83
Kwanzaa Cake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98 Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (y87Qq) Please see Sandra Lee's melons at 62. They must be a couple of reasons Andrew Cuomo keeps her around. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Max Power at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (q177U) 85
If CNN or MSNBC are on at any businesses y'all frequent kindly ask them to change the channel as it gives you a headache,high blood pressure, or various health issues.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (PvFoN) 86
re 55: a garbage scow performs a useful function.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (KxbBq) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (/TNyL) 88
I'm available Food Network and Travel Channel. I'll settle for Home and Garden. I'm stuck with CNN.
Posted by: Brooke Baldwin's Buttered Bush at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (YZchG) 89
Trump won me over where Romney didn't. Romney pandered to the nice middle ground where Trump just said FYNQ.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:43 PM (6FqZa) --- Plus we had that whole thing from his press secretary about the general election being a whole new ballgame. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW) 90
Come into the country based on MERIT. Yes.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (Y9uH4) 91
they're doing bozo business @ CNN.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (XnXLV) 92
I've felt this for a while but Trump should sign an EO stating that from now on, Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states. Red is the historic color associated with Marxism-Socialism. In fact, Oklahoma abandoned its first state flag for no other reason than it was red in color.
Also, in war gaming, the enemy is always Red while the good guys are blue. Guess we know how this historic twist came to be. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (+Tibp) It was part of Trump's political genius to adopt red as the color associated with his campaign. Now it was unclear: red, or Red? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (hDNQh) 93
PDT's kinda fun to listen to, isn't he?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (MX7xj) 94
Have you ever heard the sound of a Death Rattle?
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM That would be a good name for a mixed drink. Maybe a teeny drop of anti-venom in it, for the hipsters. Costs $5k per drink. Added bonus: someone dies of a snake bite because you've got their meds. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM (2NqXo) 95
'Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states.'
Yep. The media flipped that on us so they wouldn't be associated with the red menace. It was intentional and nobody said anything at the time but I remember noticing it. Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (UdKB7) 96
Blutarski-esque 0.0 : I think we now identify as red in a similar manner as pirates raised the red flag.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (6FqZa) 97
I saw Kwanzaa Cake open up for CNN The Feckless at the Sam Houston Coliseum in 1977.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (Y9uH4) 98
Wow. Donald Trump is a bona fide conservative now.
In 2015-2016, he said a lot of the right things but you could tell he just didn't fully understand what conservatives really wanted and what we've been going through all these years. Today it is clear he gets it. He talks like us. He gets it. Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (2NfAC) -------- He is a pragmatic, logical, very successful business guy who fought his way into the Presidency. It just so happens that pragmatic and logical follow along Conservative philosophies. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (I16G8) 99
CNN and the RED HEN have the same business model. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (qKJHc) 100
My husband just said something interesting.
As entertaining as PDT is, he is actually TEACHING people about trade and how it works, the economy and how it works, etc. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC) 101
Wow. Donald Trump is a bona fide conservative now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook I can remember when I was certain Trump was put up by the Clintons to take a dive for Hillary. May the good Lord forgive me. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (+Tibp) 102
77 I've felt this for a while but Trump should sign an EO stating that from now on, Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states. Red is the historic color associated with Marxism-Socialism. In fact, Oklahoma abandoned its first state flag for no other reason than it was red in color.
Also, in war gaming, the enemy is always Red while the good guys are blue. Guess we know how this historic twist came to be. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:42 PM (+Tibp) Yes, the media was behind the color change during the aftermath of the 2000 election. What I find exasperating is that so many conservatives have embraced it without question, and proudly describe themselves as "red". Snap out of it, people! Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (sdi6R) 103
once you get used to listening to Trump its hard to listen to lying lawyer like speeches from the career politicians.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (PEJUg) 104
95 'Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states.'
Yep. The media flipped that on us so they wouldn't be associated with the red menace. It was intentional and nobody said anything at the time but I remember noticing it. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Sneaky little shits. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (Y9uH4) 105
101?
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (+lOpA) 106
Come into the country based on MERIT. Yes.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:44 PM It could've been coming in based on MERRICK. Close thing there. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (2NqXo) 107
"The head of US steel called me the other day. He said I just want to thank you. I haven't seen anything like it. We're opening up 7 new plants."
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (Enq6K) 108
100 My husband just said something interesting.
As entertaining as PDT is, he is actually TEACHING people about trade and how it works, the economy and how it works, etc. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC) Great point. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (hDNQh) 109
38 Giada's Melons
https://tinyurl.com/yaqjuq4x Posted by: garrett She is a pretty gal. Her Melon's look soft and inviting. Posted by: Puddleglum at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (+ZO8m) 110
The Man of Steel!
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (BqR2k) 111
our presidency. love it
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (PEJUg) 112
I've reconciled the blue / red thing by just thinking of red as the color of blood and blue as the color of smurfs.
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (UdKB7) 113
"Couldn't Kennedy have waited a day to retire so we could've at least enjoyed one night of watching Paul Ryan limp out of office staggering failure?"
Guy named "Sources Say" is Greek for "Fake News" on the twatters. Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (QDnY+) 114
Trump said "paddy wagon". How long before the snowflakes faint?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:35 PM ~~~~~ Half the males in my family are/were NYPD. They still call them paddy wagons. It's pretty common in NY, at least among the natives. Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (HiDrR) 115
I dunno...I watched the clambake video and the Kwaanza cake video. All I saw was a ginormous set of bresticles and all I heard was blah blah blah..
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (qWg0i) 116
To continue from last thread...
Gavin Newsom's facebook page... After the Supreme Court retirement... If there was ever a time to resist, to organize, to mobilize -- it's now. This fight will define generations to come. Time to step up. Fight... organize... resist... I don't think he understands the consequence of going down that road... Posted by: Don Q at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (NgKpN) 117
I've felt this for a while but Trump should sign an EO stating that from now on, Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states.
Yeah that's the way it used to be, and should be back again. It makes no sense at all the way it is now. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (39g3+) 118
"We've already implemented 64% of our top agenda items."
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (Enq6K) 119
Sandra Lee's melons
... Nothing says "happy birthday, Jesus" like wiring up some used shot glasses and martini glasses and putting them on a tree. https://youtu.be/BhAOYtSB5SE (horrible quality) ( also the video is not good) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (/TNyL) 120
Blutarski-esque 0.0 (pardon me for the stalking tonight), we were almost all on the antiTrump or (in my case) at least the nonTrump bandwagon at the time.
thank G-d for kari. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (6FqZa) 121
109 38 Giada's Melons
https://tinyurl.com/yaqjuq4x Posted by: garrett She is a pretty gal. Her Melon's look soft and inviting. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Leave my whore sister out of this!! Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (Y9uH4) 122
103 once you get used to listening to Trump its hard to listen to lying lawyer like speeches from the career politicians.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (PEJUg) It really is. He has a huge ego, but can subordinate it to his broader goals. That's leadership. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (hDNQh) 123
"our presidency, we're doing it together"
Important, and unrecognizable compared to most in politics and all current Dems. Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (QDnY+) 124
To continue...Zombie posted about the Antifa trial yesterday. I didn't follow the link to the article. (Work gets in the way sometimes.) She said it was basically a sh**show. The courtroom was packed with BALM and Antifa people that disrupted the proceedings. They painted the guy as an evil white supremist who deserved what he got. Seems like everyone agreed and the guy got off as not guilty.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (JKNZq) 125
Red pill vs Blue pill
Posted by: Neo at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (BqR2k) 126
I hope he lambastes Harley Davidson.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (qWg0i) 127
Meanwhile, in libville:
--- More than a dozen women brutally fought at San Francisco's Pride Festival on Sunday over a dispute about a singer's performance. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW) 128
Donald the Orange is Glorious!
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (Gvnja) 129
108 100 My husband just said something interesting.
As entertaining as PDT is, he is actually TEACHING people about trade and how it works, the economy and how it works, etc. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC) Great point. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (hDNQh) Best part... he is proving that Hayek was correct all along... the economy is organic, and will thrive, if you let it grow. Posted by: Don Q at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (NgKpN) 130
I dunno...I watched the clambake video and the Kwaanza cake video. All I saw was a ginormous set of bresticles and all I heard was blah blah blah..
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM Aunt Sandy's alcohol tree was my favorite. Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (2NqXo) 131
I dunno...I watched the clambake video and the Kwaanza cake video. All I saw was a ginormous set of bresticles and all I heard was blah blah blah..
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (qWg0i) Well, she's also pretty much shithammered 24/7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8D4t7ojgfM Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (y87Qq) 132
115 I dunno...I watched the clambake video and the Kwaanza cake video. All I saw was a ginormous set of bresticles and all I heard was blah blah blah..
Well....yeah. She has a show for a reason. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:49 PM (+lOpA) 133
117 I've felt this for a while but Trump should sign an EO stating that from now on, Red states will be referred to as Blue states, and Blue states as Red states.
Yeah that's the way it used to be, and should be back again. It makes no sense at all the way it is now. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (39g3+) You know why the Reds chose this color scheme: calling the Communist-infested states "Red" was a little too close to the knuckle. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:49 PM (hDNQh) 134
where are the man bun protestors? too scared to show up in ND?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:49 PM (PEJUg) 135
127 Meanwhile, in libville:
--- More than a dozen women brutally fought at San Francisco's Pride Festival on Sunday over a dispute about a singer's performance. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW) Is that what is was about? Good lord. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (hDNQh) 136
120 Blutarski-esque 0.0 (pardon me for the stalking tonight), we were almost all on the antiTrump or (in my case) at least the nonTrump bandwagon at the time.
thank G-d for kari. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:47 PM (6FqZa) Hey now.... there were a few of us... (not many).. Ace almost banned me one day, for my Trump support.... LOL Posted by: Don Q at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (NgKpN) 137
watching the Trump rally. Hitler used to give people a thumbs up, too. Figure it out.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (KxbBq) 138
where are the man bun protestors? too scared to show up in ND?
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:49 PM (PEJUg) They tossed out some protesters several hours before the rally. Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (SLCtI) 139
heh, i think RottenTomatoes.com / Warner Brothers blocked my IP. They don't like that a Trump guy visits their site.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa) 140
Best part... he is proving that Hayek was correct all along... the economy is organic, and will thrive, if you let it grow.
I thought that was Chauncy Gardener. Posted by: some rat in at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (/iUqk) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 08:51 PM (/TNyL) 143
anyway, do we like how Trump has the teleprompter and doesn't stare at the two screens like he's watching a tennis match?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 08:51 PM (KxbBq) 144
55 cnn is a garbage scow of a network.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:39 PM (Y9uH4) That's hardly fair. Garbage scows serve a noble purpose, transporting refuse from one port to another, where it continues en route to its final destination. And CNN smells way, way worse. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 08:51 PM (BRvh1) 145
By all means, everybody keep goofing about Sandra and ogling Giada.
I'll just be over here, quietly perving on Nigella Lawson. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (y87Qq) 146
Let's play a game and count how many times PDT says "I" "me" "my" etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (ptqGC) 147
143 anyway, do we like how Trump has the teleprompter and doesn't stare at the two screens like he's watching a tennis match?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 08:51 PM (KxbBq) The rally in SC earlier this week, he was making fun of himself for not reading the teleprompters, because he got so far off script he couldn't find his way back on again! Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (BRvh1) 148
137 watching the Trump rally. Hitler used to give people a thumbs up, too. Figure it out.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Michelle's bitch literally gave us the finger. Figure it out. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (Y9uH4) 149
A test pattern has better ratings than CNN.
Posted by: dantesed at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (88xKn) 150
The best thing I learned from Hayek was how to recognize planned economies versus dynamic ones. Dynamic ones are messy. If you look at old pictures of Portland OR, you'll see all this activity on the waterfront. There are houses, boats, warehouses, all sorts of activity.
Look at the same thing now and it looks like an architect's drawing. Posted by: notsothoreau at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (HaL55) 152
Giada's melons beat Don's Lemon.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (2NqXo) 153
have you noticed how Trump sometimes raises his voice? Hitler used to raise his voice. Figure it out.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (KxbBq) 154
143 anyway, do we like how Trump has the teleprompter and doesn't stare at the two screens like he's watching a tennis match?
Yes! He uses it for cues, not for the whole damn speech. Posted by: April at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (e8PP1) 155
Best part... he is proving that Hayek was correct all along... the economy is organic, and will thrive, if you let it grow.
Posted by: Don Q at June 27, 2018 08:48 PM (NgKpN) A common sub-thread is that other countries are looking out for what is best for them. Good for them. They should. And we should too. Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (1g7ch) 156
i love the way he just talks and does not stop to lift his chin at a 45 degree angle to stare pensively into the horizon.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (PEJUg) 157
To be fair to Jake Tapper, food is not a cowardly weasel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (Mb2p7) 158
The Trolls always come out when it's been an all day winning affair.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (Gvnja) 159
PDT puts in a full day doing presidential things yet has enough energy to fly to ND and give a ripping good speech. He really is amazing. How many of these things has he done this week? 3 I think.
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (jm1YL) 160
Let It Grow is a great Weir/Barlow tune.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: DaveA at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (FhXTo) 162
Sandra Lee as FLOTUS? heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:50 PM (ptqGC) The silver Christmas tree and the Tiger statues won't work well in the White house. Posted by: X-ray at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (h0yTv) 163
I'll have you know that CNN might be weak here on this planet but it gets top ratings on Uranus
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (6FqZa) 164
Keep America Great!
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (Y9uH4) 165
A Klingon on Star Wars once said that cnn isn't a garbage scow; it should be hauled away by a garbage scow! Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (2NfAC) 166
How does it rarte against the Gorilla Channel?
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2018 08:36 PM (UdKB7) Even Heaven gets Gorilla Channel. Hell gets CNN. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (L9eMC) 167
lol he is so funny with the i thought i was so clever
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (PEJUg) 168
I'll just be over here, quietly perving on Nigella Lawson.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 08:52 PM (y87Qq) Lovely lady and she can REALLY cook. Love her shows. Nice simple recipes and so well presented. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (MX7xj) 169
Ace almost banned me one day, for my Trump support.... LOL
Posted by: Don Q I was for Cruz, but after the initial shock of Trump's entrance (seriously?), I was overcome with respect for the issues he championed and how spoke so bluntly, said things that were not supposed to be said. So he shot up my list bigly. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (+Tibp) 170
Dear CNN,
"What we have to do is to make sure that folks are trained for the jobs that are coming in now because some of those jobs of the past are just not going to come back," Obama said bluntly during the event broadcast on PBS. I think he was talking about y'all. How are your fruit picking skills? Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (0ogQG) 171
"I thought it was my idea, but it wasn't. But I got it done!"
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (sdi6R) 172
167 lol he is so funny with the i thought i was so clever
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:54 PM (PEJUg) "And I talk to some vets and they said yeah, we've been trying to get that passed for 30 years." Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (Enq6K) 173
You're Fired!
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (BqR2k) 174
Wild thing
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (6Ll1u) 175
i love the way he just talks and does not stop to lift his chin at a 45 degree angle to stare pensively into the horizon. Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (PEJUg) I really miss Obama's looking down his nose at us. His smugness, his slow-jamming the news with Kimmel, his taking time from his busy schedule to give an interview to a gurl in a bathtub of milk and cereal, his "Between Two Ferns" interview, dancing with Ellen, etc. etc. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (ptqGC) 176
PLEASE give us ala carte cable so I can subscribe to Fox News without also supporting CNN, MSNBC & other low lifes.
Posted by: IMWTF at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (ajwC0) 177
who is that indian lady who has the cooking show and sated rushdie? she is pretty
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (PEJUg) 178
Just the open mockery of the media is so awesome.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (4ErVI) 179
Slate asks if Kennedy would want to be remembered for Citizens United "allowing unlimited corporate electioneering"
You know that big Mega-corporation that controls everything Citizens United? I mean where can you look without seeing Citizens United shoes and smart phones, right? Meanwhile the Dems want to team with Facebook and Google to create a standard for "news" and widespread information. But they keep bitching about a non-profit that scraped together enough money to make a film about how the Clinton's got a TV miniseries to remove stuff about them. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (vDqXW) 180
The New York Times is under fire for 'homophobic' cartoon of Trump and Putin
The New York Times is being accused of "gay bashing" after running an animated video depicting President Trump and Vladimir Putin as lovers. Oh God, how I love it when the left goes after itself Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ) 181
Gavin Newsom's facebook page...
After the Supreme Court retirement... If there was ever a time to resist, to organize, to mobilize -- it's now. This fight will define generations to come. Time to step up. -- I saw some douchnozzle's comment on it over at PJM from some jerk comedian named Curtis Cook: "I wish this Kennedy had been shot instead of the other ones." That's right. Shoot the guy because he wants to effing retire. Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM (mQ0Mc) 182
I think Gordon Ramsay is the most entertaining of the celebrity chefs, but Guy Fieri seems to be the one whose culinary tastes line up closest to my own.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM (wSC8T) 183
85 If CNN or MSNBC are on at any businesses y'all frequent kindly ask them to change the channel as it gives you a headache,high blood pressure, or various health issues."
I just checked, for fun, and while Fox is running the rally, neither MSNBC or CNN will admit to their viewers that Trump is speaking at all. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 08:57 PM (V2Yro) 184
That's right. Shoot the guy because he wants to effing retire.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM (mQ0Mc) ....at 81 years old. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:57 PM (Enq6K) 185
Lock Her Up!
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 08:57 PM (BqR2k) 186
156 i love the way he just talks and does not stop to lift his chin at a 45 degree angle to stare pensively into the horizon.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 08:53 PM (PEJUg) The Mussolini? Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:57 PM (+lOpA) 187
Trump should demand that "news" media has to have at least 1 million viewers to get in to the White House Press room. Less than that no credentials.
The whining and wailing from cnn would be so schadenbonerish. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 08:57 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (hDNQh) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (/TNyL) 190
A Klingon on Star Wars once said that cnn isn't a garbage scow; it should be hauled away by a garbage scow!
Posted by: Soothsayer Are you saying there's a Klingon on the starboard bow, starboard bow? There's a Klingon on the starboard bow, Captain? Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (zfrbv) 191
Just flipped to cnn, and no rally. They will just run the "offensive" parts tomorrow. Lol, when will she get over it?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (PUmDY) 192
Crowd chants "Lock her up!" Heh.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (+Tibp) 193
"Our opponent....when will she get over it? When do they get over it?"
"It's pretty amazing...point after point...guilty, guilty, guilty but she's ok. And then they go after us for a Russian hoax." Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (Enq6K) 194
Oh God, how I love it when the left goes after itself
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ) Ahahahahahahahahaha! Always such fun. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (MX7xj) 195
I would be pleased if Giada and Nigella feuded for my love.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA) 196
Oh gosh. Is he trying to tell us theyre going after Hillary?
Oh please oh please oh please oh please. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 08:59 PM (rhdgT) 197
see, when I made a Kennedy joke about Kathleen's work in the Star Wars genre, I didn't joke about the lady getting shot. I just observed what tends to occur when 'a Kennedy takes the wheel'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:59 PM (6FqZa) 198
Husband just said again, "So many of those good people in his audience just don't know about what he's doing to ease regulations and help everyday Americans. Every time he speaks to a crowd of American citizens, he's informing people who are too busy working to keep up. And he's reaching millions through television."
He's not just a cheerleader. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:59 PM (ptqGC) 199
''Guy Fieri seems to be the one whose culinary tastes line up closest to my own.''
His shows are fun. Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 08:59 PM (jm1YL) 200
Maybe Trump should troll CNN by issuing a White House press pass to Paula Deen or Alton Brown or someone like that.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (wSC8T) 201
Gavin Newsom's facebook page...
After the Supreme Court retirement... If there was ever a time to resist, to organize, to mobilize -- it's now. This fight will define generations to come. Time to step up. Okay, but first figure out why. Bcz you are gonna look pretty stupid in history if you don't even know why you are fighting. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (L9eMC) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (hDNQh) 203
Just flipped to cnn, and no rally. They will just run the "offensive" parts tomorrow. Lol, when will she get over it? Posted by: Cosmic Charlie Did they have any food? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (/TNyL) 205
195 I would be pleased if Giada and Nigella feuded for my love.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 08:58 PM (+lOpA) Like feuding in a pool of pudding feuding? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (4ErVI) 206
We get it every which way. True statement.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (Y9uH4) 207
I think Gordon Ramsay is the most entertaining of the celebrity chefs, but Guy Fieri seems to be the one whose culinary tastes line up closest to my own.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM (wSC8T) Nobody could beat Keith Floyd. He was half in the bag on every show. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ) 208
This is a banana.
This is 1/2 of a banana. This is 1/4 of a banana. Shit...we're all out of bananas. Posted by: Orson at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (rOrxu) 209
Trump should offer a press pass to Milo. And Jeff Gannon.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (6FqZa) 210
CNN's numbers buoyed by Anthony Bordain's show.
Maybe they should run old episodes of The Muppets. I'd watch. Posted by: hepcat at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (5b+Sr) 211
I was for Cruz, but after the initial shock of Trump's entrance (seriously?), I was overcome with respect for the issues he championed and how spoke so bluntly, said things that were not supposed to be said. So he shot up my list bigly. I was a Cruz supporter right up until he blamed the violence at Trump rallies on Trump when Project Veritas had already busted Mr. Jan Schakowsky (former inmate Robert Creamer) saying he organized and paid the protestors a few weeks earlier. Who is still free, I think. That's when I jumped ship and started pulling for Trump. I had no idea he'd be this good. I just thought he'd be more like the President Camacho in the movie Idiocracy. I'm happy to be wrong. Very. Happy. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (HaL55) 212
Whew. Dodged a bullet with Sean.
I will say, I was stuck in my car in a horrible storm today, and listened to Sean. He was good. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC) 213
It's OUR Presidency.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (Y9uH4) 214
Guy Fieri seems to be the one whose culinary tastes line up closest to my own.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM ~~~~~ I used to like Guy Fieri but then someone told me he never swallows the food he tastes--spit it all out. Every since, I can't watch. Makes me gag. Stupid, I know. Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (HiDrR) 215
A slovenly man, ha ha.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (PUmDY) 216
> What CNN needs is Sandra Lee, former Food Network "chef,"
She's the one whose "recipes" consist of (e.g.) opening cans of prepared chili and refried beans, then mixing up giant bowls of fruity (but highly-potent) alcoholic beverages, right? Genuine sorority house kwizeen, in other words. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (GXOTw) 217
Srlsy, who gives a shit about chefs?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (hDNQh) 218
Like feuding in a pool of pudding feuding?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2018 09:00 PM (4ErVI) Like that. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (Gvnja) 220
I don't want any cops or innocent people are hurt, but I kind of hope the 2020 Dem convention is like the 1968 Dem Convention. It could be another Night of the Long Knives, if we're lucky.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (KxbBq) 221
Guy Fieri seems to be the one whose culinary tastes line up closest to my own.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM (wSC8T) I want to punch his stupid dudebro flavortown glasses-on-the-back-of-the-head born-Ferry-changed-his-name-to-Fieri face in... ...but then it turns out he's genuinely a nice guy to absolutely everyone and changed his name back to the original name (which got changed at Ellis Island) out of respect for his family, so now I hate him for making me hate him but then turning out to be a better person than I am. Look I got some shit to work through, man, I'm doing my best. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq) 222
BOOM! On Crowley! LOL!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC) 223
Oh, what he said about Joe Crowley! BAHAHAHA!
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (rhdgT) 224
How many hot dogs can you eat on the 4th?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (6Ll1u) 225
QuietMan, thanks for that tip! I'll have to look him up.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (wSC8T) 226
Attaboy, hang Pelosi and Waters around the Dems' scrawny necks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (hDNQh) Posted by: This...Is CNN at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (O5Q3r) 228
ahaha.. pelosi and maxine lol
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (PEJUg) 229
BWAHAHAHA!
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (BqR2k) 230
LOL about Maxine, too!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (ptqGC) 231
"I want to keep Nancy Pelosi right where she is. To my democrat friend PLEEEEEASE keep Nancy. And please keep Maxine Water right where she is too. Please!"
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (Enq6K) 232
They need more fake news screamed at listeners by ugly dykes and skinny gay guys.
Winning strategy. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (2CQCl) 233
In 2015-2016, he said a lot of the right things but you could tell he
just didn't fully understand what conservatives really wanted and what we've been going through all these years. === If the donks had been at all open to working with Trump in the beginning he would have reached across the aisle.... No not like McTumor but to make deals. Thank God they went scorched earth on him. Trump holds grudges for people that screw him over. Thank you donks. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (pw+jk) 234
Please keep Maxine waters on the air as the face of the Democrat Party!
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (sdi6R) 235
You'll see all this activity on the waterfront. There are houses, boats,
------- Fixed. Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (Evws/) 236
217 Srlsy, who gives a shit about chefs?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The easily distracted? Or the hungry. Not sure. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:02 PM (Y9uH4) 237
How PDT says Maxine is funny.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:03 PM (PUmDY) 238
Eesh. Ivanka. Eesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:03 PM (ptqGC) 239
Women for Trump.....awesome.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:03 PM (Y9uH4) 240
and the men love melania and ivanka..well yeah. lol. men love pretty women.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:03 PM (PEJUg) 241
Trump is in danger of eclipsing Ronaldus Magnus. I don't say that lightly.
Enjoy it, horde, we won't see his like again. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (+Tibp) 242
"I want to keep Nancy Pelosi right where she is. To my democrat friend
PLEEEEEASE keep Nancy. And please keep Maxine Water right where she is too. Please!" ... And somewhere in the darkness, two ugly old women screamed and screamed and screamed... Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (/TNyL) 243
I think Gordon Ramsay is the most entertaining of the celebrity chefs, but Guy Fieri seems to be the one whose culinary tastes line up closest to my own.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 08:56 PM (wSC8T) Paul Hollywood is the most dreamy of them all. Those eyes. I could drown in those eyes. I don't even mind his extra weight. Love the hair too. I think he is straight, but married. The last name though, what is that about. Cheesy. Maybe it truly is a family name. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (L9eMC) 244
That is awesome what he did for family farms.
Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (Gvnja) 245
237 How PDT says Maxine is funny.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:03 PM (PUmDY) Does PDT comment as. Maxine Waters Hair??? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (2CQCl) 246
Look I got some shit to work through, man, I'm doing my best.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq) Can't relate. Nope. Not at all. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (+lOpA) 247
I knew a guy that rented a place in a warehouse in Portland. He found a hidden door. It opened up to a tunnel. Seems to have been used to shanghai sailors back in the day. He kept it boarded up and braced while he lived there. Never wanted to find out where it went.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (JKNZq) 248
Networks never voluntarily "trim" the amount of commercials.
That's newspeak for "we can't sell ads." Can't sell ads= loss of revenue. Sad. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (AHNMM) 249
Rolling out in that Camaro onto the interstates and see the trucks Guy.
Only some parts of CA are feed themselves fresh year round ready. Posted by: DaveA at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (FhXTo) 250
the Newsom-Guillfoyle marriage is interesting. WAs she a lib who moved to the right later on? I can't imagine a conservative First Lady of San Francisco.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 27, 2018 09:05 PM (H80UQ) 251
I will say, I was stuck in my car in a horrible storm today, and listened to Sean. He was good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (ptqGC) He was all over the NeverTrumpers today. Good show. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:05 PM (MX7xj) 252
He keeps naming things he's gotten passed and says after each one, "Heidi voted against it."
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:05 PM (Enq6K) 253
maxine waters tomorrow will scream "impeach 45".. her daily screech.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:05 PM (PEJUg) 254
Trump is in danger of eclipsing Ronaldus Magnus. I don't say that lightly. Enjoy it, horde, we won't see his like again. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (+Tibp) I just told my husband, PDT is more pro-life than Reagan. Is probably way more conservative than Reagan. I'm ashamed I wasn't on the Trump train way earlier. But I DID vote for the man. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:05 PM (ptqGC) 255
re 207: have some old video tapes I recorded of 'Floyd on Food'. Entertainment and a bottle of wine: half to go in the pot and half to go in you
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 09:06 PM (KxbBq) 256
I don't want any cops or innocent people are hurt,
but I kind of hope the 2020 Dem convention is like the 1968 Dem Convention. It could be another Night of the Long Knives, if we're lucky. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (KxbBq) ===== I'm all in on the fascist protestors getting the shit kicked out of them. The water cannon 5000 should be brought out but the donks will be in a blue shithole city so no chance. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:06 PM (pw+jk) 257
''Maybe Trump should troll CNN by issuing a White House press pass to Paula Deen or Alton Brown or someone like that.''
Chip and Joanna Gaines..They probably have more viewers than CNN and MSNBC put together. Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:06 PM (jm1YL) 258
Hello, shibumi, nice to see you. Don't want to derail the thread or anything, just haven't seen you for a bit. Catch you later maybe.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:06 PM (y87Qq) 259
2020, I am going to go door to door for this guy
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:07 PM (PEJUg) 260
the Newsom-Guillfoyle marriage is interesting. WAs she a lib who moved to the right later on? I can't imagine a conservative First Lady of San Francisco.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 27, 2018 09:05 PM (H80UQ) ******************************* She grew up a conservative and always stayed that way. Posted by: redridinghood at June 27, 2018 09:07 PM (PvFoN) 261
Chip and Joanna Gaines..They probably have more viewers than CNN and MSNBC put together. Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:06 PM (jm1YL) Trump needs to tell the EPA to back off them. Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:07 PM (Gvnja) 262
I've always thought that at some point CNN became the recipients of donor money.
They can't possibly be self funding. Even with the extortion over the waiting rooms and whatnot. There's no there there. I'd sure like to see their books. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:07 PM (psHEv) 263
CNN is going for a more exclusive audience, the Joey Bidet Paste Eaters and Pajama Bois.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:07 PM (FnHgL) 264
He's schooling them on trade with China.
"They say, Trump is starting a trade war! I say no...the trade war already happened....AND WE LOST!" Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:07 PM (Enq6K) 265
TV Chefs. They put beans in their chili. And carrots.
Enough said. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (Y9uH4) 266
Jim Acosta cooking segment?
Posted by: Simplemind at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (ZuGkg) 267
. ep. The media flipped that on us so they wouldn't be associated with the red menace. It was intentional and nobody said anything at the time but I remember noticing it.
I thought it was the left's way of announcing, "We're the blue-blood rulers now!" Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (IcT7t) 268
SHe was always conservative?Was Newsom aware of that when he married her?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (H80UQ) 269
Why did you people not tell me about Anthony Kennedy?
I had to find out from... from..... my local news feed. Which I only pay attention to for sports and weather and to see if anybody I know got shot. I'm so ashamed of you. All. Of. You. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (cY3LT) 270
I was Team Cruz until Trump was the nominee. Then I voted for him because, no way, didn't want Hillary, nope.
I am so pleasantly surprised. I'd actually like to apologize to the man for not supporting him from the get-go. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (MX7xj) 271
Networks never voluntarily "trim" the amount of commercials.
That's newspeak for "we can't sell ads." Can't sell ads= loss of revenue. Sad. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (AHNMM) ----------- Look for a time when half of the Ads they run promote shows on their own network. That's when you'll know Ad revenue has completely crapped the bed. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (I16G8) 272
Good idea, Tuna! And they could have some great conversations about real estate! Jim Accoster would just have to sit there, fuming.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (wSC8T) 273
3 I really can't figure out why anyone would watch it. Even lefties probably get tired of the monotony.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 08:33 PM (+Tibp) Even the whacko's of MSNBC didn't put a porn star's Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (lKs2v) 274
Jim Acosta shows you how to cook meth?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:09 PM (FnHgL) 275
He's schooling them on trade with China.
Posted by: Tami And he skins both Dems and Reps when he does it. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:09 PM (+Tibp) 276
Based on the majority of the thread comments today, this is possibly one of the horniest days ever for the 'rons and 'ettes. Bring out the champagne and cigars.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 27, 2018 09:09 PM (FlQDe) Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:09 PM (psHEv) 278
266 Jim Acosta cooking segment?
Posted by: Simplemind at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (ZuGkg) He must have a dozen recipes for crow. Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:09 PM (Gvnja) 279
I mean, what the hell is JJ going to complain about tomorrow morning?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:09 PM (cY3LT) 280
Look I got some shit to work through, man, I'm doing my best.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq) I failed anger management class so there's that. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (2CQCl) 281
between yesterday and today, I am dizzy.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (PEJUg) 282
"Getting along with these countries is a good thing. It's not a bad thing."
But I thought Trump was going to start WWIII !!!!11!!! Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (ptqGC) 284
Jim Smith, YOU'RE FIRED!! Oh hell yes. Schadenboner is back....
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (Y9uH4) 285
But I DID vote for the man. So did I. Twice, in fact. I told a sax-playing friend that one night and he gave me the Hairy Eyeball like "WTF, dude?" Once in the state primary, again in the general, silly. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (HaL55) 286
In primetime, CNN lost to HGTV, Investigation Discovery, the History Channel, the Discovery Channel, and the Food Network. Nazi aliens have greater credibility than CNN. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (LsBY9) 287
All the hysteria over Kennedy's retirement shows that the libs made the Supreme Court into the super-legislature it was specifically designed NOT to be.
And, everything is a telltale of their full recognition that the votes on the court are capable of upheavals, all based on words that tell you "what the Constitution really says", because power-hungry tyrants have wanted to expand the sphere of power of something recognized as the "Supreme Law of the Land", when they get to decide what it says. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW) 288
> SHe was always conservative?Was Newsom aware of that when he married her?
Yeah, he was looking for someone to wear the strap-on in the relationship. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (GXOTw) 289
Canucks are screwing us !
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (bUjCl) 290
After eight years (longer really) of being b*ttf*cked by my "betters", this week has felt really good. There's hope, people, and its initials are PDT.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (MX7xj) 291
Spontaneous kitchen/cooking sex is close to the best sex.
Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (YZchG) 292
hah! suck it, Justin trudeau
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (PEJUg) 293
Where does he get the energy? I'm tired just listening.
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (zfrbv) Posted by: filbert at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (953wK) 296
We were warned by Tom Servo yesterday evening. Or was it night?
Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (psHEv) 297
But I thought Trump was going to start WWIII !!!!11!!!
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R) Wonder if that Armageddon clock will be clicked back a couple minutes. Yeah, no. I know. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (+lOpA) 298
"Getting along with these countries is a good thing. It's not a bad thing."
But I thought Trump was going to start WWIII !!!!11!!! Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R) --- He's only talking about Russia. </lib> Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW) 299
"The era of global freeloading and taking advantage of the United States is over."
Thank you, President Trump. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (rhdgT) 300
285
Once in the state primary, again in the general, silly. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (HaL55) Same here. And I understand PA was a pretty important state. Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (sdi6R) 301
Space Force!
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (BqR2k) 302
some conservatives STILL want a King (R)...
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (/TNyL) 303
>>247 He kept it boarded up and braced while he lived there. Never wanted to find out where it went.
No way could I do that. I'd have find out where it goes. I'm pretty much the guy in the horror movie that's gets the flash light to go out and see what made the noise and then dies. But at least my last thought would be, "Oh, that horrific creature currently eating my liver, that's probably what made the noise. Good to know." Posted by: bananadream at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (yRBj9) 304
PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH! Wow!!!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (MX7xj) 305
269 Why did you people not tell me about Anthony Kennedy?
I had to find out from... from..... my local news feed. Which I only pay attention to for sports and weather and to see if anybody I know got shot. I'm so ashamed of you. All. Of. You." And we deserve it, we only had like 1500 comments on the Two Kennedy threads earlier today. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (V2Yro) 306
293 Where does he get the energy? I'm tired just listening.
Posted by: Tami ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Patriots do that stuff. Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (Y9uH4) 307
Once in the state primary, again in the general, silly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:10 PM (HaL55) Me too. I watched a couple of his rallies and knew he was going to win. I remember saying this on the HQ back in the day, but most were Cruz fans and didn't listen. I wasn't sure if he was going to do a good job, I just knew he was going to win. Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (Gvnja) 308
"We have rich guys. They love rockets. Lease them the land...charge them a lot. Let them shoot off rockets."
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (Enq6K) 309
How old will Barron be in 2024? Old enough?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (+Tibp) 310
Where does he get the energy? I'm tired just listening.
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (Enq6K) I know, right? My husband is sitting here on his second gin martini, after getting up this morning at 5:30. He's had a typical long day and is exhausted. He's like, "I want to pass out in bed right now. Where the hell does he get this energy?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC) 311
304 PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH! Wow!!!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (MX7xj) Ronny.... Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (+lOpA) 312
248 Networks never voluntarily "trim" the amount of commercials.
That's newspeak for "we can't sell ads." Can't sell ads= loss of revenue. Sad. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:04 PM (AHNMM) I think it kind of depends. The type of show it is also plays a part. Because for live events if people aren't watching because "too many commercial breaks," well then you're not getting those viewers to see your ads at all. I think that is something that the WWE on USA has discussed. It's live and well you have a better chance of people sitting through your commercials than another type of show. So they could in theory cut the number of commercials down and ask for a higher price for those commercials to make up for the reduced number of ads. Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (lKs2v) 313
CNN also says it's the most trusted name in news so . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (+y/Ru) 314
As entertaining as PDT is, he is actually TEACHING people about trade and how it works, the economy and how it works, etc.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC) Great point. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 08:46 PM (hDNQh) Wouldn't it be great if PDT's successes force future Presidential debate "moderators" to ask candidates, "What is the largest business deal you've made? or "Have you ever owned or run a business larger than a lemonade stand?" The meandering answers from Bernie Sanders, Kamala Harris, or Lie-awatha would be hilarious! Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (AMIL/) 315
Is that so, Jabroni @9:09?
Hmm, pardon me for a few minutes while I straighten up my condo, which I actually own, ladies, just a little bit... Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (wSC8T) 316
Same here. And I understand PA was a pretty important state.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (sdi6R) *fistbump* I did my part. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (BRvh1) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (/TNyL) 318
I've always thought that at some point CNN became the recipients of donor money. The anti-Christ George Soros helps fund them. Yet another reason (as if we needed more of them) to shut his radical Marxist/Communist/Progressive organizations down, strip him of his American citizenship and try him for treason. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (HaL55) 319
Hello, shibumi, nice to see you. Don't want to
derail the thread or anything, just haven't seen you for a bit. Catch you later maybe. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:06 PM {{waving}} Hi hogmartin! Between freelance clients and an online class I'm taking, I've kind of been MIA. Also.. it appears that I am engaged to a flesh and blood human male. I blame Trump for this aberration, and will be contributing to his upcoming campaign as a thank you for shifting us to this new, somewhat bizarre, timeline. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (AHNMM) 320
Once again, he's like "let's let those rich guys like Bezos and Musk who like rockets spend their own money on them." LOL.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (Y9uH4) 322
When your ratings drop below RanchTV, it's time to think about freeing up that bandwidth for a real channel...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (WrY3/) 323
i am 20 mumble mumble years younger than Trump and i can barely get off the couch. i need some of his dragon energy
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (PEJUg) 324
That doomsday clock? Yeah they only put 5 minutes at the end of the hour on the clock so we know they started out with an agenda.
They couldn't imagine any time further away. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (psHEv) 325
I'm going with Amy Barrett
Posted by: Donny two scoops at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (ghJry) Posted by: Cool Hand Barack at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (IqV8l) 327
Between freelance clients and an online class I'm taking, I've kind of been MIA. Also.. it appears that I am engaged to a flesh and blood human male.
I blame Trump for this aberration, and will be contributing to his upcoming campaign as a thank you for shifting us to this new, somewhat bizarre, timeline. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (AHNMM) Ooooh congrats!!! Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (Enq6K) 328
Why did you people not tell me about Anthony Kennedy?
I had to find out from... from..... my local news feed. Which I only pay attention to for sports and weather and to see if anybody I know got shot. I'm so ashamed of you. All. Of. You. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (cY3LT) Rofl Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (L9eMC) 329
Richard, how's your brother doing?
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (rhdgT) Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (KCxzN) 331
Add 12 to it. Ha ha.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY) 332
PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH! Wow!!!
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (MX7xj) --- Did he just say IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH? How Orwellian Posted by: Libs who aren't too good with words--so all of them at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (vDqXW) 333
Why did you people not tell me about Anthony Kennedy?
I had to find out from... from..... my local news feed. Which I only pay attention to for sports and weather and to see if anybody I know got shot. I'm so ashamed of you. All. Of. You." ---------------------------------------------- And we deserve it, we only had like 1500 comments on the Two Kennedy threads earlier today. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (V2Yro) Sometimes, when I'm busy and can't check in here, I'll get a funny feeling in my gut, that there's a flaming skull post. But this time I just thought it was gas. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (cY3LT) 334
Remember when King Shit Midas had to set up teleprompters to address a kindergarten class.
Proof of his super intelligence. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (pw+jk) 335
"That's the elite??"
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (/TNyL) 336
CNN BREAKING NEWS: This just in BUURRRAAAAPP!!! comic book fart!!! ha ha ha ha
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (ICWiF) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (BRvh1) 339
Between freelance clients and an online class I'm taking, I've kind of been MIA. Also.. it appears that I am engaged to a flesh and blood human male.
= Congratulations ! Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (+Tibp) 341
When CNN's ratings frop below PBS...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (FnHgL) 342
Also.. it appears that I am engaged to a flesh and blood human male.
I blame Trump for this aberration, and will be contributing to his upcoming campaign as a thank you for shifting us to this new, somewhat bizarre, timeline. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:14 PM (AHNMM) ! !!! Well. That is news! Truly the best of all possible timelines. Be sure to hold the reception on the ONT, would you guys? Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (y87Qq) 343
They've been stone cold losers. The elite
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (rhdgT) 345
How many hot dogs can you eat on the 4th?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby I can eat fifty dogs. Posted by: Cool Hand Barack at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM (IqV8l) +== Through your mouth Preezy Shit Midas. Not the other end. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (pw+jk) 346
He's like, "I want to pass out in bed right now. Where the hell does he get this energy?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC) He's a drug addict. If you watched the ongoing 24-hour roundtable on CNN you would know that. It's the next crisis. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (LsBY9) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (/TNyL) 348
(That being said, he needs to stop saying "super-elite"... that just sounds silly!)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (BRvh1) 349
Women's March Calls For Massive Civil Disobedience, Willing To 'Risk Arrest'
- Huh. Who knew baby-killers were violent? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (+y/Ru) 350
62 Okay, Ace and Horde. Don't say I never gave you anything.
Sandra Lee's melons, in "Clambake on the Beach." https://tinyurl.com/otd7rjf Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC ------- Yes, nice melons indeed. Posted by: MAGA at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (LnOh3) 351
We are the SUPERELITE!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (mMeIQ) 352
Shibumi! Congratulations! He is one lucky, lucky dude to get you! I wish you much love and happiness, and a fun engagement.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (L9eMC) Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (Gvnja) 354
I still like Ted Cruz a lot, it's just that I like him as my Senator, and I want him to stay my Senator for a long time to come. He's a damn sight better than old GOP-e John Cornyn, who's pretty much tends to blend in with the wallpaper of any room he happens to be in.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (V2Yro) 355
AtC SuperElite Rage Bunny.....PDT just cued you.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:16 PM (Y9uH4) 356
"cnn is a garbage scow of a network."
"You're right, I was wrong. I shouldn't have said CNN was garbage. I meant it should have been towed away AS garbage!" Who knew David Gerrold would finally be useful for something... Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (WrY3/) 357
shibumi!! omg. congrats!!!!
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (PEJUg) 358
269 Why did you people not tell me about Anthony Kennedy?
I had to find out from... from..... my local news feed. Which I only pay attention to for sports and weather and to see if anybody I know got shot. I'm so ashamed of you. All. Of. You. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (cY3LT) I scolded them earlier too Burt for not calling me. They didn't care. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (Enq6K) 359
CNN lost in primetime to History Channel, it's main competitor in pushing fictional bullshit.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (ppaKI) 360
God Bless Donald J Trump, American, President
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (/TNyL) 361
301
Space Force! Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:12 PM (BqR2k) Did he say that again? (Can't watch right now.) Because the first time I heard about it, I might have come a little in my panties. Posted by: atomicplaygirl - I survived GNAMM 2017 and all I got was this lousy nic at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (Gim9y) 362
Ooooh congrats!!!
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:15 PM -- Thank you Tami. It is very unexpected and... wonderful actually. He has a job. And power tools. And is a Republican. And tolerates me. Can one ask for anything more? I think not. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (AHNMM) 363
I was thinking about how much fun it was to wander around the main Portland library, wearing Ivanka perfume with a pin from Melania's line of jewelry. (yes, i wore clothes too, but blended in pretty well).
It's an entertaining way to send up the Lefties and they have no idea you are a Trump supporter. Posted by: notsothoreau at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (JKNZq) 364
Congratulations to Shibumi and the soon-to-be Mr. Shibumi!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (wSC8T) 365
Coach Trump!! Capice??
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (ICWiF) 366
And the Democrats and how THEY work.
And the conservative pundits and how THEY work. But I think it will take his reelection for the nets to finally give in and report honestly. Well. More honestly than lately. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (psHEv) 367
Shibumi..Vegas. "nough said....
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (Evws/) 369
Breathless coverage on the networks tonight of pictures proving North Korea is building nuclear weapons and isn't Trump a stupid worthless liar who's stupid and will kill us all.
The photos are... some sheds and digging near an existing nuclear power plant. With helpful labels. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (39g3+) 370
Thank you Tami. It is very unexpected and... wonderful actually.
He has a job. And power tools. And is a Republican. And tolerates me. Can one ask for anything more? I think not. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (AHNMM) You scored!!! Power tools too?! Dayum! Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (Enq6K) 371
shibumi!! omg. congrats!!!! Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM--Trust me, I'm surprised as well. And blame Trump. LOL. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (AHNMM) 372
It's nice for people to be recognized, after being "the forgotten man" for so long.
After eight years of Obama pissing on our backs and telling us, "I'm pissing on your back." Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (BRvh1) 373
I still like Ted Cruz a lot, it's just that I like him as my Senator
Posted by: Tom Servo I like him as your senator right up to the point that the next Justice assumes room temperature. Then, I like him as my Supreme Court Justice. I can dream. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (+Tibp) 374
Congratulations, Shibumi! Hope you have many happy years together!
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (39g3+) 376
I've said it before. Trump is William Wallace. The GOP is the Scottish lords who sold us out for years and can't figure out why we rally to Trump Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (SiINZ) 377
Shibumi congrats on the great and happen news. Just don't ask for any wedding suggestions from the Horde...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (FnHgL) 378
I know, right? My husband is sitting here on his second gin martini, after getting up this morning at 5:30. He's had a typical long day and is exhausted.
He's like, "I want to pass out in bed right now. Where the hell does he get this energy?" Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:13 PM (ptqGC) ------------- He has always had this kind of energy, being known as a workaholic that only slept 3-4 hours a night. I think he actually draws energy from rallies and crowds like this. During the campaign, remember that he often flew to 4-5 different cities a day to do rallies like this. Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (I16G8) 379
CNN lost in primetime to History Channel, it's main competitor in pushing fictional bullshit.
Tonight on "Hitler's UFO Pyramids"... Posted by: tu3031 at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (O5Q3r) 380
We say, "First!" too, runner! Bite me!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (Evws/) duuude ! I want my money back ! Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (bUjCl) 381
congrats shibumi!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (LsBY9) 383
Remember when King Shit Midas had to set up teleprompters to address a kindergarten class.
Proof of his super intelligence. - Duck goes quack. Cow goes moo. [pause for applause] Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (+y/Ru) 384
9 Women's March Calls For Massive Civil Disobedience, Willing To 'Risk Arrest'
Go for it. Your right to march. Exactly what are you marching for/against? Kennedy retiring? Something that hasn't happened yet? Hope you get arrested too. My outrage tank is empty. You march. I'll stay sane and carry on for the country. And eat popcorn. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (L9eMC) 385
He's wrapping it up...I'm exhausted.
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (Enq6K) 386
Of course, I don't have a real job or any power tools to speak of
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (39g3+) 387
Sorry, Tami. I just didn't feel right coming out and asking you for your phone number because you're a married woman.
That's my excuse for not contacting you directly about Kennedy today. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (wSC8T) 388
and it's good shibumi doesn't have to worry about Hillary claiming ius primae noctae... on her
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (6FqZa) 389
Congratulations to Shibumi and the soon-to-be Mr. Shibumi!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (wSC8T) Congrats to Shibumi! Please make your future Mr. Shibumi a Moron! Important question: Can he hang shelves? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (ptqGC) 390
Make America Wealthy Again. Dig It.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (Y9uH4) 391
Breathless coverage on the networks tonight of pictures proving North Korea is building nuclear weapons and isn't Trump a stupid worthless liar who's stupid and will kill us all.
The photos are... some sheds and digging near an existing nuclear power plant. With helpful labels. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (39g3+) --- Are they photos from Obama's era? You know how the press gets these things mixed up. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (vDqXW) 392
Just don't ask for any wedding suggestions from the Horde...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (FnHgL) *covers Anna Puma's mouth* SHE SAID ONT RECEPTION I HEARD IT YOU GUYS ALL HEARD IT RIGHT Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (y87Qq) 393
It's nice for people to be recognized, after being "the forgotten man" for so long.
After eight years of Obama pissing on our backs and telling us, "I'm pissing on your back." Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (BRvh1) ==== I didn't know I was pissing on your back until I read it in the newspapers...just like you. Posted by: Barak Obama at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (pw+jk) 394
There's just too much to keep track of. Trump was right. I can't stand the winning. And I don't seem to be the only one. If you put all the men who come to this site side-by-side the schadenboners would look like a Macedonian phalanx.
Posted by: George LeS at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (59GGI) 395
364 Congratulations to Shibumi and the soon-to-be Mr. Shibumi!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:18 PM (wSC8T) So no open bar??? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (4ErVI) 396
TV News is targeted at idiots.
It is presented to addict you to the anxiety it produces, keeping you coming back like a jonesing whore. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (ptqGC) 398
That was My Pillow Guy!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (PUmDY) 399
Congrats to Shibumi! Please make your future Mr. Shibumi a Moron!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (ptqGC) Got some news for you, Mrs. D'oh... Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq) 400
where can we send champagne to, shibumi??
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (PEJUg) 401
Thank you all for your kind words!
And now a secret... he posts here as well, and this is where we met. Of course, you can't tell people that, so we have a number of fictional "this is how we met stories." The leading one seems to involve the Toledo DMV, a ticket for making a U turn and another one for road rage.... LOL. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (AHNMM) 402
Well done.
This is the currency that a popular President can expend: if you want me to campaign for you, you have to play ball. As opposed to the Mulatto Mediocrity, whose support was the kiss of death for a candidate. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (hDNQh) 403
HAHAHAHAHA. He goes out with You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometime, you find, you get what you need.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (Y9uH4) 404
A few years ago, I never would have believed that he could give speeches like that. He is really, really good at it.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R) 405
And now a secret... he posts here as well, and this is where we met.
Of course, you can't tell people that, so we have a number of fictional "this is how we met stories." The leading one seems to involve the Toledo DMV, a ticket for making a U turn and another one for road rage.... LOL. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (AHNMM) OMG! He's a moron?! Too friggin' funny! Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (Enq6K) 406
You know who else made his people never tired of winning?
Posted by: This is CNN at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (rhdgT) 408
i am 20 mumble mumble years younger than Trump and i can barely get off the couch. i need some of his dragon energy
Posted by: IC Just give his diet a try and see what happens. He drinks eleventy Cokes a day with McD's for breakfast and KFC for lunch. No dinner, just more Coke. He's strong like bull. Posted by: Jabroni at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (FlQDe) 409
Where does he get the energy? I'm tired just listening.
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:11 PM (Enq6K) I heard Steven Moore on the radio a couple of weeks ago. He said he told Larry Kudlow, do not try to keep up with that man. He is an aberration of human nature. He has energy that no one else has. Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (SiINZ) 410
We will make America Loving again... brings back Beatles music.
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (ICWiF) 411
Congratulations Shibumi!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (mMeIQ) 412
Why did you people not tell me about Anthony Kennedy?
I had to find out from... from..... my local news feed. Which I only pay attention to for sports and weather and to see if anybody I know got shot. I'm so ashamed of you. All. Of. You. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:08 PM (cY3LT) I scolded them earlier too Burt for not calling me. They didn't care. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:17 PM (Enq6K) Let's give them a day to figure out what they did. They're high today, on all this winning and huffing aerosol cans... but mostly from huffing. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (cY3LT) 413
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (ptqGC)
===== It is a Troll of HRC & The Cabal with their Crossfire Hurricane shit Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (y3aQB) Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (jm1YL) 415
No mention of the union decision.
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (BqR2k) 416
Sandra Lee Supercut compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLMNZ6xY6YY I ROFLed at the middle part. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (GXOTw) 417
No doubt the same with the Hate-Night Television Talk shows now that PDT has now targeted for destruction.
MOAR please! Get woke, go croak ...
Posted by: ShainS 418
I'll be back. Gonna run through a few walls to settle down.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:25 PM (Y9uH4) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:25 PM (HaL55) 420
Not only is the future Mr. Shibumi a moron, he has power tools. Like a miter saw. And a dremel tool with attachments. And moar.
And... he reads books. Yeah... actual books. Ones without pictures. Plus.... we have actual conversations about how much we both hate Barack Obama and Hillary. So yeah, v. dreamy. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:25 PM (AHNMM) 421
Hillary would be making her second court appointment - Hannity.
EEE He's right, hadn't thought of that. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:25 PM (+Tibp) 422
Let's give them a day to figure out what they did. They're high today, on all this winning and huffing aerosol cans... but mostly from huffing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (cY3LT) We better give them 48 hours then. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (pw+jk) 424
394 There's just too much to keep track of. Trump was right. I can't stand the winning. And I don't seem to be the only one. If you put all the men who come to this site side-by-side the schadenboners would look like a Macedonian phalanx.
Posted by: George LeS at June 27, 2018 09:20 PM (59GGI) You had me at schadenboners Posted by: Shep at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (ICWiF) Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (vDqXW) 426
Shibumi, are you going to tell us? Or will he? It's not fair to keep Morons in suspense.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:23 PM (rhdgT) It's not me.. is it? Because this would be an awfully strange thing to find out. Given how out of the loop I am today though, I can't be sure. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (cY3LT) 427
My G-d, the man is unbelievable.
I'm exhausted just from listening to him. (Well, that, and cleaning the crime scene that is the guest bath our son and African kid have been using, etc.) Cannot wait for fall semester to begin and those two young men to move back on campus. Oh, and son is working all summer for his dad, but is away at Scout camp with the troop he's a leader of this week. So, his dog pooped in my living room this morning. I am so done. So very, very done. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (ptqGC) 428
shibumi! he posts here?? who is he? too romantic
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (PEJUg) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (LsBY9) 430
422 Let's give them a day to figure out what they did. They're high today, on all this winning and huffing aerosol cans... but mostly from huffing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (cY3LT) We better give them 48 hours then. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM (Enq6K) It's not our fault you didn't follow the proper protocol and hit refresh on the main page every 15 minutes on your phone. Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (lKs2v) 431
BRB, rubbing one out to the Huffington Post's front page.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (pw+jk) 432
Bluebell @9:23, I'm sure she'll tell us... tomorrow.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (wSC8T) 433
Congrats Shibumi! Soooooo, who is he? Does he smell good?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (myjNJ) 434
This, ladies and germs, is "Rhetoric".
It's not the vaunted, honeyed cliches read haltingly from a script. It's not perfect creases and chins in the air and hyper-correcting the pronunciation of foreign names, or worse, pronouncing exonyms as if they were endonyms. It's simply Winning the Crowd. I used to agree with people that Trump was a bullshitter. Now i've learned that he's not a bullshitter. He's a salesman. The difference is: With the salesman, you actually GET what you bought. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (BRvh1) 435
So yeah, v. dreamy.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:25 PM (AHNMM) Wait...is he on this thread? SHOW YOURSELF, MR! Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (Enq6K) 436
Wonders about an appropriate moron-moronette engagement gift...
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (SLCtI) 437
418 I'll be back. Gonna run through a few walls to settle down.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 27, 2018 09:25 PM (Y9uH4) heh heh love it lol Posted by: sOME mORON at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (ICWiF) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (89T5c) 439
Bluebell @9:23, I'm sure she'll tell us... tomorrow.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (wSC8T #twoweeks would be keeping with tradition, I think. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (y87Qq) 440
Didn't Hogmartin just give us a clue?
Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (psHEv) Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (rhdgT) 442
Shibumi. Does his nic start with an "H"?
Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (N3JsI) 443
Ammo is always an appropriate gift.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (89T5c) 444
Hmmm.....a Mystery Moron.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (ptqGC) 445
Hannity just said that dims are sharpening their spears !!
Posted by: Donny two scoops at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (ghJry) 446
431 BRB, rubbing one out to the Huffington Post's front page.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (pw+jk) Dammit, Juke. I clicked over lookin' for bitches. And all I got was a couple of Mitches. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (BRvh1) 447
Shibumi and Hogmartin sitting in a tree!
Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (N3JsI) 448
Wait! Shibumi!! Its Maxine Waters Hair!????
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl) 449
If I wasn't so tired I would be tempted to write a Kucinta/Tanya story about Hitler's Secret UFO Pyramid.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (FnHgL) 450
#twoweeks would be keeping with tradition, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (y87Qq) It's YOU! Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:29 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (+Tibp) 452
its Hogmartin?? or are we starting a rumor!
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (PEJUg) 453
440 Didn't Hogmartin just give us a clue?
Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:28 PM (psHEv) 442 Shibumi. Does his nic start with an "H"? If you're talking about my post to Jane D'oh, I was saying that we already knew he's a Moron (shibumi mentioned it on an ONT a few weeks ago). Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (y87Qq) 454
''OMG! He's a moron?!
Too friggin' funny!'' AoSHQ and Matchmaking Service. Come for the conversation, leave with a mate. Congratulations on your engagement! Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (jm1YL) 455
It's not our fault you didn't follow the proper protocol and hit refresh on the main page every 15 minutes on your phone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (lKs2v) I was all sad on the morning SCOTUS decision threads because there was no announcement of retirements. So sad, I went to get a massage...I was that sad. Y'all knew I was sad. And still...no one called me....now I'm sad again. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (Enq6K) 456
Does Ace get a special ride in the wedding limo for his contribution? I mean, he's sort of a matchmaker now.
Posted by: Jabroni at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (FlQDe) 457
Dang.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:30 PM (ptqGC) 458
Damn. Thought I had it. Sorry hogmartin.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (N3JsI) Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (bUjCl) 460
Is it BEN!???
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (2CQCl) 461
So, do HQ marriages involve any sort of officiating by ace? I mean, remotely.
The boss oughta know that his place is more than a floor wax, it's a gun shopping idea emporium, a cooking site, and a match-making site for evil right-wingers. Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (QDnY+) 462
415 No mention of the union decision.
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:24 PM (BqR2k) No point in winding up pro-union but pro-American voters. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (hDNQh) 463
Dang.
I have a miter saw. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (0tfLf) 464
Wait, Burt, were you kidding? I'm so confused!
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (rhdgT) 465
Please tell us it isn't someone who mistook you for Winona.
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (BqR2k) 466
He's sitting right next to you, laughing at us, isn't he?
No. He's in Oh- hi- oh, and I'm in MI. -- Shibumi. Does his nic start with an "H"? No. --- It's not me.. is it? Because this would be an awfully strange thing to find out. Given how out of the loop I am today though, I can't be sure. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:26 PM It's not you BurtTC. At least, I don't think it's you.... Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (AHNMM) 467
ooops. hey, you all were guessing !
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (bUjCl) 468
434 This, ladies and germs, is "Rhetoric".
It's not the vaunted, honeyed cliches read haltingly from a script. It's not perfect creases and chins in the air and hyper-correcting the pronunciation of foreign names, or worse, pronouncing exonyms as if they were endonyms. It's simply Winning the Crowd. I used to agree with people that Trump was a bullshitter. Now i've learned that he's not a bullshitter. He's a salesman. The difference is: With the salesman, you actually GET what you bought. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (BRvh1) Trump is more of a coach than saleman. don't forget he was captain of his college baseball team.. not to mention a very successful private sector builder/employer, not to mention SOBER.. non party type.. Posted by: sOME mORON at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (ICWiF) 469
I have trouble remembering two days ago let alone a few weeks.
Being retired is boring but there's a lot less stress. And amnesia. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (psHEv) 470
Congrats Shibumi! Will there be a punch bowl filled with cocaine at the wedding reception, or do we have to bring our on to do under the cover of shame in the bathrooms?
Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (YZchG) 471
Shibumi, are you engaged to a dear departed 'ron? Is it buzzion?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (ptqGC) 472
Now i've learned that he's not a bullshitter. He's a salesman.
The difference is: With the salesman, you actually GET what you bought. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:27 PM (BRvh1) --- And he believes in delivering quality and results. Any of the extra hype isn't because you're not getting quality. It's just the little extra to get to that win-win. It's kind of uncanny, how much people close to him knew knew. Melania told him when he made the decision to run "You know you're going to win, right?" I thought that might have been bluster on his part. But, based on what I've seen, I'm really starting to buy the story. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (vDqXW) 473
hahaha holy shit, no, it isn't me. I do wish I knew who it was, but it's their choice when to reveal it.
If they actually get married and we still don't find out who it is, though, I'm gonna be super pissed. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (y87Qq) 474
Breathless coverage on the networks tonight of pictures proving North Korea is building nuclear weapons and isn't Trump a stupid worthless liar who's stupid and will kill us all. The photos are... some sheds and digging near an existing nuclear power plant. With helpful labels. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor "Baby Bomb Factory" Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (IqV8l) 475
Dang.
I have a miter saw. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (0tfLf) --------- And a wife. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (rhdgT) 476
So, do HQ marriages involve any sort of officiating by ace? I mean, remotely.
Posted by: rhomboid Can you imagine the reception? And wedding gift list? Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (+Tibp) 477
Bea Arthur's Dick ftw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (89T5c) 478
don't have to tell us shibumi. no pressure.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (bUjCl) 479
No. You were correct. He's a bull shitter. He's just a bull shitter on our side!
Something we're not used to. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (psHEv) 480
It is presented to addict you to the anxiety it produces, keeping you coming back like a jonesing whore.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:21 PM (oVJmc) Basically. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA) 481
''If I wasn't so tired I would be tempted to write a Kucinta/Tanya story about Hitler's Secret UFO Pyramid.''
Don't you think it would be a good sequel to "The Golden ISIS" Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (jm1YL) 482
No. He's in Oh- hi- oh, and I'm in MI.
___________ It must be love, because it overcomes college football. Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (SLCtI) 483
Wait, Burt, were you kidding? I'm so confused!
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (rhdgT) Yes, I was just kidding! I don't want Hogmartin getting mad at me. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (cY3LT) 484
Just don't ask for any wedding suggestions from the Horde...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:19 PM (FnHgL) But the savings in rented Tuxedo pants would be Yuge. Posted by: X-ray at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (h0yTv) 485
so who is he ???
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (bUjCl) 486
> I clicked over lookin' for bitches. And all I got was a couple of Mitches.
Should've known better than that, brah. If HuffPo had pR0N, it would be two fat, rainbow-haired "women with penises" scissoring or something. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (GXOTw) 487
Mr. Shibumi. Hmmmm, who could it be? Is he a regular?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (L9eMC) 488
OMG! Shibumi and Ace?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (ptqGC) 489
She probably has to make sure it's okay to reveal the name.
maybe he doesn't want to be called Mr. Shibumi? but then he should have a thicker skin than that. Unless he's new. Whoa! Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (psHEv) 490
Shibumi, are you engaged to a dear departed 'ron? Is it buzzion? -- Nope. It's a current 'ron from Ohio. If that helps any. We met last fall on the ONT. Moral of the story: If you do something randomly weird, like say "hey, anyone want to meet for lunch," it can have... unexpected consequences. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (AHNMM) 491
Now I'm hearing what sound like gunshots again. I don't know of any outdoor range in my immediate area, and I don't see any fireworks in the sky.
I also don't hear any police sirens. So WTF is that all about? Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (bUjCl) 493
The headline on the Huffington Post is Remorseless Mitch: I'll do what I want
Elections have consequences, heh. Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (Gvnja) 494
Kind of hate that PDT gave them a list to do oppo smearing campaigns on.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY) 495
don't have to tell us shibumi. no pressure.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (bUjCl) -------- Yes she does! Whaddya mean, no pressure??? Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (rhdgT) 496
Good evening all.
Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (gjGvH) 497
Inexplicably, I am completely unconcerned about any misbehavior by the Norks.
It will be met by the right response from the Golden Scalp Weasel, if it happens. Recall the little kerfuffle right before Singapore. Trump will walk away in an instant if the Norks don't produce. Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (QDnY+) 498
WAtching CNN now. Whoever the talking head is just said "Elections have consequences!" With clenched teeth, like he was straining to have a bowel movement.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (H80UQ) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (89T5c) 500
478 don't have to tell us shibumi. no pressure.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (bUjCl) Exactly. *readies waterboard* Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (2CQCl) Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (y87Qq) 502
Shibumi, are you engaged to a dear departed 'ron? Is it buzzion?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (ptqGC) Good grief, hopefully it's not a Jeff. Any Jeff. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (cY3LT) Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (rhdgT) 504
If HuffPo had pR0N, it would be two fat, rainbow-haired "women with penises" scissoring or something. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 27, 2018 09:33 PM (GXOTw) *staggers off to vomit* Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (LsBY9) Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (Gvnja) 506
Ace is the lovenator. Bringing Morons and Moronettes together in harmony.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA) 507
Tuna that does work also.
NAZI in desert attire to Catherine who a captive audience, "Tsk tsk Frauline, these grau ubermensch are proud Aryans from a different timeline wanting to help us." Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (FnHgL) 508
475 Dang.
I have a miter saw. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:31 PM (0tfLf) --------- And a wife. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (rhdgT) There's a difference? Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (YZchG) 509
OMG! Shibumi and Ace?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (ptqGC) --- Are half-ewoks even possible? Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (vDqXW) 510
Now I'm hearing what sound like gunshots again. I
don't know of any outdoor range in my immediate area, and I don't see any fireworks in the sky. I also don't hear any police sirens. So WTF is that all about? Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R) Sounds like our son's former neighborHOOD. Keep your head down, and don't go outside. Unlike our son, who used to troll the 'hood (armed, of course.) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (ptqGC) 511
If you want, you can get the guy that married us. He dressed like a Viking, wearing a helmet with cow horns. It was impressive.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (JKNZq) 512
shibumi said its a moron from ohio. hmm.
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (PEJUg) 513
don't have to tell us shibumi. no pressure.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM (bUjCl) -------- Yes she does! Whaddya mean, no pressure??? Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (rhdgT) Yea, she's engaged! You don't have to tell when it is only dating, but you do tell when engaged! Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (L9eMC) 514
Bea Arthur's Dick ftw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Hey now! Leave Bea out of this! Pick on someone your own size! Posted by: Jabroni at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (FlQDe) 515
Kidding abt Ace being married, people. He is divorced. Or engaged.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (bUjCl) 516
don't have to tell us shibumi. no pressure.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM LOL. I let him know we're having this conversation. He can reveal himself. Or not. His choice. He's a regular. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (AHNMM) 517
491 Now I'm hearing what sound like gunshots again. I don't know of any outdoor range in my immediate area, and I don't see any fireworks in the sky.
I also don't hear any police sirens. So WTF is that all about? Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R) I've been hearing pops of small fireworks nearly at random all over the Lehigh Valley for the past few weeks. It think there's some new law about fireworks in PA, so it's probably just people blowin' crap up for the hell of it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (BRvh1) 518
If cnn wasnt on in airports, the ratings would be almost 0
Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (Z48ZB) 519
If ace was married he wouldn't be so tumultuous.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA) 520
Ace is married.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (bUjCl) To the sea. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (y87Qq) Brandy you're a fine girl... Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ) 521
Damn it. There's a 'ron who talks about Ohio here all the time....and of course, I don't remember the nic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (ptqGC) 522
She probably has to make sure it's okay to reveal the name.
maybe he doesn't want to be called Mr. Shibumi? but then he should have a thicker skin than that. Unless he's new. Whoa! Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (psHEv) Well then he should have announced it first. Then she would be Mrs. Chemjeff. Or whomever. That's just an example. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (cY3LT) 523
And a wife.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:32 PM xxxxxxxxx True. But I will never give up my saw! Mrs Diogenes is a good sport that way. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (0tfLf) 524
Hogmartin @9:35... I said, Brandi, you're a fine girl! What a good wife you would be!
Posted by: Ace of Looking Glasseses at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (wSC8T) 525
At our campus, the video displays have a CNN screencrawl. Every time I see one, there is a headline of the type "Trump is a doodyhead."
Posted by: Emmie at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (/A+Cl) 526
If you want, you can get the guy that married us. He dressed like a Viking, wearing a helmet with cow horns. It was impressive.
-- Yeah, that's a solid Plan B I think. Vikings. Yeah.... I can see that... Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (AHNMM) 527
501
Ace is married. Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (bUjCl) To the sea. It's his life, his love, and his lady. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (oVJmc) 528
He's a regular.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (AHNMM) My dear shibumi, we're ALL irregular. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (y87Qq) 529
congrats, shibumi! A Moron from OH? SLap? If so,I'm jealous!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (H80UQ) 530
What a good wife you would be...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (GIHSy) 531
shibumi, we got married in las vegas in the little church of the west..not by elvis though
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (PEJUg) 532
He can reveal himself. Or not. His choice.
He's a regular. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (AHNMM) --------- You're right, of course. And you know we're only teasing you. We just have to wait until you get married and then you will have the same hash and we will figure it out. Or you could tell us now and save us the trouble of checking every single post every single day until such time as we find matching hashes. Your choice. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (rhdgT) 533
Damn it. There's a 'ron who talks about Ohio here all the time....and of course, I don't remember the nic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (ptqGC) Son of a Mailman? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ) 534
To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:35 PM (y87Qq) Brandy you're a fine girl... Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (SiINZ) --- His shelves are going to get jealous. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (vDqXW) 535
But my Life, My love, and My Lady...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (GIHSy) 536
Ace is married to Jerksock.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (oVJmc) 537
Good to see shibumi back in the grey boxes!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (e9G8E) 538
If ace was married he wouldn't be so tumultuous.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA) His wife would have finished his shelves. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (ptqGC) 539
Patrick from Ohio. Not that I am guessing or anything.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (bUjCl) 540
491
Now I'm hearing what sound like gunshots again. I don't know of any outdoor range in my immediate area, and I don't see any fireworks in the sky. I also don't hear any police sirens. So WTF is that all about? Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM (sdi6R) When I lived along the Mexican border, that would be an annual occurrence during Christmas and New Years, which is quite amazing since gun ownership in Mex is LEGALLY non-existent, and one can get 10 years in prison for carrying a single round. Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (gjGvH) 541
a regular moron from ohio. the mystery deepens
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (PEJUg) 542
''No. He's in Oh- hi- oh, and I'm in MI.''
Oh oh. One of those mixed OH/MI marriages. Those only work out if your college football allegiances don't clash. Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (jm1YL) 543
I love good news like that !
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:40 PM (bUjCl) 544
WAtching CNN now. Whoever the talking head is just said "Elections have consequences!" With clenched teeth, like he was straining to have a bowel movement. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V Dick Painter impression. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2018 09:40 PM (IqV8l) 545
We just have to wait until you get married and then you will have the
same hash and we will figure it out. Or you could tell us now and save us the trouble of checking every single post every single day until such time as we find matching hashes. Your choice. -- He's been spending most of his weekends at Casa Shibumi. We've been talking about him posting with my hash. Just for fun. RE: son of the mailman, I was with him in Ohio when the governor waved at us from his big black SUV. Well, he was waving at him, not me, since I'm not a taxpayer. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (AHNMM) 546
510
Sounds like our son's former neighborHOOD. Keep your head down, and don't go outside. Unlike our son, who used to troll the 'hood (armed, of course.) Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:36 PM (ptqGC) But I live in a rather peaceful suburb. I heard what sounded like a dozen shots, no screams, and no sirens. I'm perplexed. Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R) 547
Patrick from Ohio. Not that I am guessing or anything.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (bUjCl) But "Patrick" sounds so....normal. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (ptqGC) 548
His wife would have finished his shelves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (ptqGC) For one thing. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (+lOpA) 549
Is this deportee...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (GIHSy) 550
Ace is married.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM ~~~~~ And poof! There go my dreams... Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (HiDrR) Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (AHNMM) 552
Around here that happens now and then. Especially when JULY 4 is just next week. Guess they can't wait.
Got someone to the west of here gets drunked up or something at random times and fires off a full magazine through his 9. Still don't understand why the cops haven't caught him. Or to be fair: her. Come to think of it I haven't heard that for a while. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (psHEv) 553
Mystery Man has got to own up to this so we can have the bachelor party.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (0tfLf) 554
Wow, y'all ain't very perceptive tonight.
Big stonking clue to the Mr. Shibumi mystery upthread that nobody's even mentioned yet.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1) 555
Oh oh. One of those mixed OH/MI marriages. Those only work out if your college football allegiances don't clash.
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM (jm1YL) And if they do "Clash" - Say you stand by your man Tell me something I don't understand Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (SiINZ) 556
But I live in a rather peaceful suburb.
I heard what sounded like a dozen shots, no screams, and no sirens. I'm perplexed. Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R) Then fireworks? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (ptqGC) 557
RE: son of the mailman, I was with him in Ohio when the governor waved at us from his big black SUV. Well, he was waving at him, not me, since I'm not a taxpayer.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (AHNMM) SHIBUMI'S MARRYING JOHN KASICH?!?!?!?! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (GIHSy) 558
Patrick from Ohio. Not that I am guessing or anything.
-- Nope. Nic starts with a B. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (AHNMM) Batrick from Ohio? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (SiINZ) Posted by: Jewells45 at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (dUJdY) 560
Big stonking clue to the Mr. Shibumi mystery upthread that nobody's even mentioned yet....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (BRvh1) --------- Like what? They met on the ONT, he lives in OH, his nic starts with a B - what are we missing? Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (rhdgT) 561
And poof! There go my dreams...
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (HiDrR) dreams of what ...??? Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (bUjCl) 562
557
RE: son of the mailman, I was with him in Ohio when the governor waved at us from his big black SUV. Well, he was waving at him, not me, since I'm not a taxpayer. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (AHNMM) SHIBUMI'S MARRYING JOHN KASICH?!?!?!?! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (GIHSy) SOB doesn't start with a B. Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (gjGvH) 563
Congrats, Shibumi!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (PUmDY) 564
Anybody, ANYBODY, tired of winning yet?
.... So happy. Bless you all. I was right. Bless you Gok. Much love brah. I can die happy now. Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (/TNyL) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (BRvh1) 566
Broseidon
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (iJHPU) 568
Buckeye cop now an engineer?
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (jm1YL) 569
Nic starts with a B.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (AHNMM) Ima running out of nics starting with "B" from Ohio. And imonna get ready to get ready for bed. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (ptqGC) 570
And poof! There go my dreams...
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (HiDrR) I like Irish wimmens. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (+lOpA) 571
Damn it. There's a 'ron who talks about Ohio here all the time....and of course, I don't remember the nic.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:37 PM (ptqGC) Yea, iirc he was giving info to a Moron who is moving to Ohio. But I can't recall his name either. They are going to let us drive ourselves insane trying to figure it out, aren't they. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (L9eMC) 572
His wife would have finished his shelves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:39 PM ~~~~~ Hah! And she'd drag his lazy butt outta bed before 1:00 PM too. Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (HiDrR) Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (J7XgW) 574
Hey Rhomboid, you in So Cal?
Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (gjGvH) 575
'rons with names starting with 'B'?
Berserker BackwardBoy Buzzion didn't we have a Beowulf? Or am I thinking of SeaWolf? BCochran Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (GIHSy) 576
Ace is married.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:34 PM ~~~~~ And poof! There go my dreams... Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (HiDrR) What!?, No! Posted by: LASue at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (Z48ZB) 577
Shibumi is pregnant with ace and hogmartin's love child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (lKs2v) Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (y87Qq) 579
BSG???
Posted by: davidt at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (BqR2k) 580
2 people from here are having sex? Why am I the last to know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (xcxM5) Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (Gvnja) 582
Fess up, Blutarski
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (/TNyL) 583
Jim - yep. America's Finest City. Location otherwise undisclosed.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (QDnY+) Posted by: Fritz at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (J7XgW) 585
Jane, at least we know he's not named after a nearby city. After all, every city in Ohio starts with a C.
Posted by: Ace of Looking Glasseses at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (wSC8T) 586
BCochran
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (GIHSy) Mrs. BCochran would kick your backside nine ways to Sunday. Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (SLCtI) 587
Bob from the NSA. You go guy.
Posted by: f'd at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (UdKB7) 588
Like what? They met on the ONT, he lives in OH, his nic starts with a B - what are we missing?
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:43 PM (rhdgT) Likes power tools, but that's not very specific. Doesn't narrow it down much. Reads books. Without pitchers. That narrows it down a LOT. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (cY3LT) 589
556 But I live in a rather peaceful suburb.
I heard what sounded like a dozen shots, no screams, and no sirens. I'm perplexed. Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R) Then fireworks? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:42 PM (ptqGC) But I didn't see anything. Is there some kind of firework that just makes noise with no visuals? Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R) 590
Shibumi is pregnant with ace and hogmartin's love child?
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (lKs2v) Yes. The reception will be held at an ONT under the sea. God willing, a calypso crab will be conducting the band. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (y87Qq) 591
broseidon. Or however you spell his name.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (lKs2v) 592
571 - alex in colorado was moving to ohio right??
Posted by: IC at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (PEJUg) Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (HiDrR) 594
Berserker
BackwardBoy Buzzion didn't we have a Beowulf? Or am I thinking of SeaWolf? BCochran Nope to all of the above. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (AHNMM) 595
Mrs. BCochran would kick your backside nine ways to Sunday.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (SLCtI) --------- I'm pretty sure Mrs. Berserker and BackwardsGal would too. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (rhdgT) 596
580
2 people from here are having sex? Why am I the last to know? Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (xcxM5) I would expect a lot more than two people here are having sex...oh wait a minute, you mean sex between two people here... Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (gjGvH) 597
Bicentanial guy ?
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (bUjCl) 598
I heard what sounded like a dozen shots, no screams, and no sirens. I'm perplexed.
July 4th. My neighbors are practicing like mad. Posted by: t-bird at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (ZcS8q) 599
Seriously surprise pregnancies occur often during the wedding honeymoon phase. My ex wife literally got pregnant the night we were married or the honeymoon right afterwards.
Shut up. It's mine and the other one is too. Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (YZchG) 600
not that I am trying to guess or anything
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (bUjCl) 601
We just have to wait until you get married and then you will have the
same hash and we will figure it out. Or you could tell us now and save us the trouble of checking every single post every single day until such time as we find matching hashes. Your choice. xxxxxxxx Dang. B Bells sure knows how to bring the guilt. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (0tfLf) 602
Off, weirdly one-time-ever sock!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (wSC8T) 603
It was a cold, dark night. Shots rang out.
Posted by: Snoopy at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (vDqXW) 604
dragon energy
The Golden Scalp Weasel actually photosynthesizes solar radiation. The more he flies the more powerful he becomes. Posted by: DaveA at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (/TNyL) 606
Barry Cloggenstein?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (PUmDY) 607
583
Jim - yep. America's Finest City. Location otherwise undisclosed. Posted by: rhomboid at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM (QDnY+) Interested in a So Cal MoMe? Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (gjGvH) 608
BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) 609
Fess up, Blutarski
Posted by: canned hate I wish. Nope, nope. Oklahoma. Plus been married to Mrs. Blutarski these 29 years. Thanks for thinking about me though. Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (+Tibp) 610
But I didn't see anything. Is there some kind of firework that just makes noise with no visuals? Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R) My husband just said, "It's cherry bomb season." So possibly that. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (ptqGC) 611
I thing this guessing game is gettinga lot of people in trouble...BertG ???
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (bUjCl) 612
Dang.
B Bells sure knows how to bring the guilt. Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (0tfLf) ---------- You forget that I'm a mother of five. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (rhdgT) 613
Why oh why oh why oh.
Why did I ever leave Ohio? And that's all the lyrics of that song I know. Don't know the name or where it comes from. Probably a musical. Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (psHEv) 614
Actually, ace is married to his wall, along with the shelving. Call it 'a screwing incident'.
He's been living on Chinese takeout ever since. ********* If every American had the energy and stamina as PDT, the rest of the world would go 'fuck it, who can compete with these monsters'. And apply for foreign aid. Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (0ogQG) 615
Oh my God! It's Bluebell!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (GIHSy) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (oVJmc) 617
broseidon's clear antisemitism would be a turnoff.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (6FqZa) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (LsBY9) 619
Ya can't say bluebell, or she'll shiv ya.
Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (vDqXW) 620
The only way to defeat the media is for them to be ignored. People like Slim or Bezos will always prop up the dead bodies so that they can disseminate propaganda.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2) 621
BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) Well, you're dead. Bless your heart. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (ptqGC) 622
603 It was a cold, dark night. Shots rang out.
Posted by: Snoopy at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (vDqXW) One meeelion dollars for the novelization. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (+lOpA) 623
608
BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone. Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) Accepting drinks from strangers can cause lapses of memory... Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (gjGvH) 624
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v)
You understand that's not proof of ANYTHING? Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (psHEv) 625
Shibumi hasn't said it's not broseidon . . .
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (rhdgT) 626
608 BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) Haha! Because you can't pick one up, being incorporeal. This is a 'Ghost' thing, eh? You're Patrick Swayze to Shibumi's Demi Moore. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (GIHSy) 627
Bandersnatch.
You dog. Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (/TNyL) Wrath of AtC is incoming upon you... Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (SLCtI) 628
Well, you're dead. Bless your heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:47 PM (ptqGC) Nice to see buzzion's ghost chiming in. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (MX7xj) 629
BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) Do you remember the $5,000 I lent ya? Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (xcxM5) 630
Barry Cloggenstein? -- That's funny. But no. And no one has come up with his name yet. The clue has to do with the son of the mailman story that I have... told before. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (AHNMM) 631
Can you guys imagine if Ace had 1/2 the stamina of PDT?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (ptqGC) 632
BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) Accepting drinks from strangers can cause lapses of memory... Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (gjGvH) And lead to either engagement or restraining orders. Posted by: Miklos, a cautionary tale at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (zCyNd) Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (AHNMM) Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (vDqXW) 635
And lead to either engagement or restraining orders.
Posted by: Miklos, a cautionary tale at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (zCyNd) Or both. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (BRvh1) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (IqV8l) 637
Well damn. I guess everyone whose nic begins with a "b" is going to be getting congratulations and good wishes until someone fesses up
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (jm1YL) 638
Honestly, I think that is far more of a compliment to Buzzion than it is Shibumi.
BTW, Shibumi: Congratulations. It is good to see happiness on the blog. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (GIHSy) 639
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Giada's Melons get high ratings. Posted by: garrett at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (o3rZQ) Mrs. DIG says Giada never eats the food she cooks - they show her about t take a bite and then cut away. She doesn't trust chefs who are skinny. LOL. And, screw you CNN. May you head into ratings oblivion. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (8iiMU) 640
Accepting drinks from strangers can cause lapses of memory...
Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (gjGvH) And lead to either engagement or restraining orders. Posted by: Miklos, a cautionary tale at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (zCyNd) --- Also, hobo pelts--from what I hear. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (vDqXW) 641
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BTW I am a from Ohio. And I have no recollection of giving a ring to anyone. Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:46 PM (lKs2v) Accepting drinks from strangers can cause lapses of memory... Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:48 PM (gjGvH) And lead to either engagement or restraining orders. Posted by: Miklos, a cautionary tale at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (zCyNd) Or in a tub with missing kidneys and lots of ice. Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (gjGvH) 642
Is it that stalker guy I had to get the restraining order for?
Posted by: Winona Ryder at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (BqR2k) 643
Bisanthropic Bumanitarian ?
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (/TNyL) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (HaL55) 645
Bozo Conservative?
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (lKs2v) 646
test.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (eMKNe) --- That doesn't begin with 'B'. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (vDqXW) Eh, close enough. Congratulations to shibumi and test! And may your first child be a masculine child! Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (y87Qq) 647
BTW, Shibumi: Congratulations. It is good to see happiness on the blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (GIHSy) What a nice ending to a wonderful day. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (MX7xj) 648
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Well damn. I guess everyone whose nic begins with a "b" is going to be getting congratulations and good wishes until someone fesses up Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (jm1YL) But that would be polyandry, wouldn't it? Posted by: jim at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (gjGvH) 649
And lead to either engagement or restraining orders.
-- The other story of how we met was "Yeah, we hooked up on Tinder. I wanted someone that was too far away to stalk me on daily basis." And yes, he is far enough so that daily stalking is impossible! Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (AHNMM) 650
2 people from here are having sex? Why am I the last to know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM As a Captain, you have to ask that? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (DMUuz) 651
Borilla Bundit?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (+Tibp) 652
Banana Spl....
Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (0tfLf) 654
Banana ?
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (I16G8) 656
643 Bisanthropic Bumanitarian ?
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:50 PM (/TNyL) MisHum is married and he loves his wife. Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (Gvnja) 657
632 Can you guys imagine if Ace had 1/2 the stamina of PDT?
Posted by: Jane D'oh 5,000 word essays on hangnails? At 4 am? *I denounce myself* Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (0ogQG) 658
My dear shibumi, we're ALL irregular. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:38 PM (y87Qq) We should have more fiber in diets Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (SiINZ) 659
So Shibumi is a lady? Ya gotta get up really early in the AM to get anything past me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (xcxM5) 660
''They're getting married on the Weekly Standard cruise, Cap'n Bill Kristol presiding! ''
We'll start a Go Fund Me account to pay for the trip. Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (jm1YL) 661
people from here are having sex? Why am I the last to know?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM Are you new here? Posted by: ALH at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (Gvnja) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (/TNyL) 663
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2 people from here are having sex? Why am I the last to know? Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:44 PM As a Captain, you have to ask that? Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2018 09:51 PM (DMUuz) With each other? Or alone? Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (8iiMU) 664
IT'S BEN ROTHELISBERGER!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (GIHSy) 665
BEN ROTHLISBERGER?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (+Tibp) 666
Bandersnatch?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (uDcBt) 667
maybe?
Posted by: random 668
Especially given their aging Kennedy-nostalgic demographic
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 27, 2018 08:37 PM (6FqZa) ------- This is all of traditional broadcast television. No one younger than that pioneer's skeleton they found in Chaffee County is watching, anymore. Not knocking the oldsters, just stating a fact. Posted by: Cathy Newman at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (UiRxW) 669
I know! It's Bill Clinton!
Posted by: Caliban at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (QE8X6) 670
So Shibumi is a lady? Ya gotta get up really early in the AM to get anything past me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (xcxM5) Good Lord ! What's next ? "MisHum is a dude ?" Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (bUjCl) 671
Bart?
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (+lOpA) 672
missed it by >< much
Posted by: random 673
BEN ROTHLISBERGER? LOL. That's the best one yet. It is not but... someone has guessed it. and no, Bill Kristol will NOT be marrying us on the Weekly Standard Cruise... as far as I know. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (AHNMM) 674
The most shocking, scandalous Horde sex secret that you won't believe?
... There's only one bunk. Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (BRvh1) 675
So Shibumi is a lady? Ya gotta get up really early in the AM to get anything past me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (xcxM5) ------------ I hate to break this to you, but CBD is actually a guy. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (rhdgT) 676
If we had to guess every person who has ever socked Ben, we might be here a while...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (GIHSy) 677
Honey begins with a b.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (/TNyL) 679
Congratulations to shibumi and test! And may your first child be a masculine child!
Posted by: hog martin Leave the wedding ring. Take the cannoli. Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Suggestion Critic ... at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (AoK0a) 680
Blunderbuss?
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA) 681
: )
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (bUjCl) 682
It ain't me...
Posted by: Brother Cavil says at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (lLeln) 683
Well damn. I guess everyone whose nic begins with a "b" is going to be
getting congratulations and good wishes until someone fesses up Wasn't me. Posted by: brickl at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (sdi6R) 684
buckaroo_banzai
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (/TNyL) 685
This is Open Thread: Social Discovery Edition
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (iJHPU) 686
publius is actually a ficus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (GIHSy) 687
I've gotta go to bed. You kids keep playing
shibumi, congrats. Can't wait to find out who the lucky 'ron is! Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (L9eMC) 689
IT'S BEN ROTHELISBERGER!!!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (GIHSy) IT'S FUNNY CUZ ALL OF US HAVE BEEN BEN AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER SO I AM SURE THAT IS CORRECT. Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (cY3LT) 690
Buckeye cop
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (myjNJ) Posted by: Harvey W. at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (oVJmc) 692
I'm pretty sure Mrs. Berserker and BackwardsGal would too. B'Gal was raised in Puerto Rico. She'd just cut me. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (HaL55) 693
Ace should be in the front row at the wedding.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (SLCtI) 694
Bla*er!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (+lOpA) 695
Bwian?
Posted by: Pontius Pilot at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (+Tibp) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (/TNyL) 697
And once again, it's not Bandersnatch.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (SLCtI) 698
IT'S FUNNY CUZ ALL OF US HAVE BEEN BEN AT SOME TIME OR ANOTHER SO I AM SURE THAT IS CORRECT.
Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM Yes. Using that logic, you are correct. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (AHNMM) 699
I hate to break this to you, but CBD is actually a guy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (rhdgT) And JJ Sefton is actually JJ from "Good Times"? Posted by: Miklos, still capable of moderate surprise at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (zCyNd) 700
THAT IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE WENT TO MIAMI OF OHIO!!!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (iJHPU) 702
693 Ace should be in the front row at the wedding.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (SLCtI) Hey, she would not have to order shrubbery or shelves. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (GIHSy) 703
Bart?
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:53 PM (+lOpA) A name that hasn't been around these parts in at least a decade, I bet. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (cY3LT) 704
I hate to break this to you, but CBD is actually a guy.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 09:54 PM (rhdgT) Well I have peed next to him in the men's room. Now granted my eyes aren't as good as they used to be but! Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (xcxM5) 705
Posted by: Ben Rothlessburger at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (cY3LT)
--- Somebody needs to consult the style guide. Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (vDqXW) 706
Shibumi; good for you and he.
Nice meet cute too. Write a book and then a screenplay and make millions Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (psHEv) 707
Broseidon. That's the ticket.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (+lOpA) 708
''If we had to guess every person who has ever socked Ben, we might be here a while... ''
I forgot about the Ben socks. Who says a gal can't have multiple husbands? Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (jm1YL) 709
She did not say no on Bandersnatch, and his name was posted 2 times, and that was before me posting it a third.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (L9eMC) 710
A name that hasn't been around these parts in at least a decade, I bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (cY3LT) Aha!!! Burt it is. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:57 PM (+lOpA) 711
Write a book and then a screenplay and make millions
Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (psHEv) "Sleepless in Peruvia" Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:57 PM (BRvh1) 712
Well I have peed next to him in the men's room. Now granted my eyes aren't as good as they used to be but!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (xcxM5) You were in a Target, weren't you? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 09:57 PM (GIHSy) 713
Well I have peed next to him in the men's room.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (xcxM5) That means nothing these days. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at June 27, 2018 09:57 PM (H80UQ) 714
SHE MARRIED BANHAMMER!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:57 PM (oVJmc) 715
The Barrel?
Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (vDqXW) 716
And JJ Sefton is actually JJ from "Good Times"?
Posted by: Miklos, still capable of moderate surprise at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (zCyNd) gg channel? You might know her as GG Allin. And now you know... ...the REST of the story. GOOD DAY! Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (y87Qq) 717
Well, I just saw this...so was wrong.
And once again, it's not Bandersnatch. Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:55 PM (SLCtI) Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (L9eMC) 718
The new Firefox stinks.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (l9m7l) 719
She did not say no on Bandersnatch, and his name was posted 2 times, and that was before me posting it a third.
Posted by: platypus,gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (L9eMC) A raptor may show up at your house... Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (SLCtI) Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (/TNyL) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (oVJmc) 723
OK you heard it from ME FIRST. I am putting my TM and Imprimatur on this revelation so all you idea snatching non giving credit where credit is due Indie jumping on the winning train people MOVE ON this IS NOT for you! The old timey civil rights CBC crying racist in this Trump era are like the left behind Japanese soldiers found on Pacific Islands still fighting long after the war had ended.. Pfft.. credit indeed!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (ICWiF) 724
A name that hasn't been around these parts in at least a decade, I bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (cY3LT) Aha!!! Burt it is. Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:57 PM (+lOpA) She mentioned he's into power tools early on. I lose a limb just thinking about power tools. You don't want me near power tools. Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (cY3LT) 725
Is it BeckoningChasm?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (uDcBt) 726
Barrel, The.
Posted by: Miklos, Eureka!!! at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (zCyNd) 727
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2018 09:58 PM (l9m7l)
Are you from Ohio? Do you like getting caught in the rain? Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (SiINZ) 728
BSG LOL!
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (V2Yro) 729
Beetlejuice?
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (BRvh1) 731
The new Firefox stinks.
Eastwood's version is seminal. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (oVJmc) Russian-thinker spotted. Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (y87Qq) 732
people still watch the history channel?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (Pg+x7) 733
657 632 Can you guys imagine if Ace had 1/2 the stamina of PDT?
Posted by: Jane D'oh 5,000 word essays on hangnails? At 4 am? *I denounce myself* Posted by: GnuBreed at June 27, 2018 09:52 PM (0ogQG) I literally LOL'd! Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (Enq6K) 734
CONGRATS TO SHIBUMI AND MYSTERY MORON!!!!
Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (hMwEB) 735
709 She did not say no on Bandersnatch, and his name was posted 2 times, and that was before me posting it a third.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (L9eMC) Only single Moron with enogh money and game to pull it off so I'm going with this one as well. Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (YZchG) 736
Bave in Bexas
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (/TNyL) 737
Barrel, The.
Posted by: Miklos, Eureka!!! at June 27, 2018 09:59 PM (zCyNd) Shibumi, somehow incorporate a barrel into your wedding. Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (SLCtI) 738
Bono? Now I'm just flailing.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (+lOpA) 739
I guess I'll chime in at this point.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) 740
725 - I'm not anyone.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (l9m7l) 741
Well I have peed next to him in the men's room. Now granted my eyes aren't as good as they used to be but!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 09:56 PM (xcxM5) -------- TMI, man. I don't really need to know about your eyes. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (pPRq2) 742
The clue has to do with the son of the mailman story that I have... told before.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:49 PM (AHNMM) Hhhhmmmm. Does that help anyone? Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (L9eMC) 743
*the crowd turns to 'B'lake...*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (GIHSy) 744
Shibumi, somehow incorporate a barrel into your wedding.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (SLCtI) ------------- I suggest a nice Polka. Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) 745
I guess I'll chime in at this point.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) DING DING DING!!! Posted by: Miklos, Eureka!!! at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd) 746
Blake! It's you isn't it!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (myjNJ) 747
Shibumi, somehow incorporate a barrel into your wedding.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:00 PM (SLCtI) Something old, something new, something borrowed, somethi----OH SWEEET DEAR GOD WHAT IS CRAWLING OUT OF THAT THING AAAAIAIIIIEIEEEEE!!!!! Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (BRvh1) 748
I guess I'll chime in at this point.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) *sounds party kazoo* Posted by: hogmartin at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (y87Qq) 749
I get the feeling no one should ever Horde-source a murder mystery.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (GIHSy) 750
I guess I'll chime in at this point.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) Quiet you, we're trying to guess who Shibumi is engaged to... ... wait a second..... Posted by: BurtTC at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (cY3LT) 751
Bim
Bunk Bew Bawn Posted by: brickl at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (sdi6R) 752
I suggest a nice Polka.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) Congrats! Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (SLCtI) 753
Blake!!! Is it really you???
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (pPRq2) 754
9 I guess I'll chime in at this point.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) As in Wedding Chimes? Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (L9eMC) 755
So Blake, you from Ohio ? tells us about your power tools
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (bUjCl) 756
Blake the horndog.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (+lOpA) 757
739 I guess I'll chime in at this point.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:01 PM (WEBkv) Ain't you the reverse trap? Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (YZchG) 758
**tweet**
Shibooms darlin, I guess you forgot I called dibs waaay back when. Around the time I also called dibs on runningrn, PGiS, etc... Aww heck. God let this be great for both of em! Posted by: teej at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (Z7oqE) 759
I live in CA and am married to the lovely Mrs. Blake.
Shibumi is either mortified or cracking up about now. Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (WEBkv) 760
Biden?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (/TNyL) 762
Wait, what ?
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (bUjCl) 763
Something old, something new, something
borrowed, somethi----OH SWEEET DEAR GOD WHAT IS CRAWLING OUT OF THAT THING AAAAIAIIIIEIEEEEE!!!!! Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2018 10:02 PM (BRvh1) Exactly what they need! Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (SLCtI) 764
Baldric.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (+lOpA) 765
Oops.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (SLCtI) 766
If they can put up a big logo, Valu-Rite might sponsor the open bar.
Posted by: Miklos, wedding consultant at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (zCyNd) 767
CONGRATS SHIBUMI AND MR. MYSTERY BLAKE!
Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (hMwEB) 768
Ont is nood morons.
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (+lOpA) Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (SiINZ) 770
Ok, calm your tits everyone! She said someone guessed it already this thread.
We know it is not Bandersnatch, because several people have asked... Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 10:04 PM (GIHSy) 771
The ad directly beneath the headline is a smiling picture of a lovely Melania Trump. Iconic.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 27, 2018 10:05 PM (2ZUTy) 772
I live in CA and am married to the lovely Mrs. Blake.
Shibumi is either mortified or cracking up about now. Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:03 PM (WEBkv) ------- Okay, I thought you were married, but was afraid to ask. And for those asking about Bander - he lives in New England. Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:05 PM (rhdgT) 773
Nood mail.
Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 10:05 PM (vDqXW) 774
A Houston business owner was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly hired a hitman to kill a police officer who gave him too many nuisance tickets.
In an elaborate ruse, police played along with the scheme and went so far as to fake the officers death before arresting 47-year-old Mohammed Mohamed and charging him with solicitation of capital murder, Chief Art Acevedo said Tuesday. Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 27, 2018 10:05 PM (xcxM5) 775
Shibumi and Blake...you should have told me sooner. Hubby JUST today took down the wedding platform we used this weekend. Dangit....
We do, however, have some liquor left. Except the ginormous bottle of Jack Daniels and Bulleit. I had no idea millennials drank so much bourbon. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 10:05 PM (Enq6K) 776
I had Kasich confused with Biden as the son of a mailman
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (PUmDY) 777
but, we are not done bguessing !
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (bUjCl) 778
The Wedding Channers! Congrats!
Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (YZchG) 779
*snatches mr. mystery mantle back from blake*
Posted by: vm pimping new & sale horde books at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (hMwEB) 780
ONT is up
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (SLCtI) 781
And for those asking about Bander - he lives in New England.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:05 PM (rhdgT) --- New England, Ohio? Posted by: Axeman at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (vDqXW) 782
She did not say no on Bandersnatch, and his name was posted 2 times, and that was before me posting it a third.
-- Nope. Not Bandersnatch. Not Blake. Lord, not Bebe. And not B'Paolo either. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (AHNMM) 783
wiserBud???
Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (/TNyL) 784
Oh, so it's not Blake.....no one tell Mrs. Blake, k?
Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (Enq6K) 785
782 She did not say no on Bandersnatch, and his name was posted 2 times, and that was before me posting it a third.
-- Nope. Not Bandersnatch. Not Blake. Lord, not Bebe. And not B'Paolo either. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (AHNMM) Bozo Conservative? Bitter Clinger? Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (lKs2v) 786
I think she was referring to someone having guessed the name they guessed.
Maybe. Women can be mysterious. Or is it enigmatic? Posted by: jakee308 at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (psHEv) 787
Nope. Not Bandersnatch.
Not Blake. Lord, not Bebe. And not B'Paolo either. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:06 PM (AHNMM) Buckeye cop? Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (Enq6K) Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (YZchG) 789
He will be Mr. Shibumi and like it.
Posted by: Vendette at June 27, 2018 10:08 PM (SLCtI) 790
776 I had Kasich confused with Biden as the son of a mailman
Well, that's sort of a mailman's job. They do get around, you know... Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 27, 2018 10:08 PM (WrY3/) 791
788 Banana Splits Guy.
That motherfucker. Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 10:07 PM (YZchG) SHIBUMI IS WINONA RYDER!?!?! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2018 10:09 PM (GIHSy) 792
Looks like we'll be scheduling times to do hash checks after all. Sigh. Should we schedule it by thread?
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:09 PM (rhdgT) 793
You guys, we are pathetic. She said someone guessed the name, then she told us all the names it isn't and we still haven't figured it out.
*faceplam* Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 10:10 PM (L9eMC) 794
329 They did a cardiac cath and all his arteries appear to be fine. He definitely did not have a heart attack; now they're trying to figure out what it was. Whatever it was, he can use the rest time regardless.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 27, 2018 10:10 PM (WrY3/) 795
793 You guys, we are pathetic. She said someone guessed the name, then she told us all the names it isn't and we still haven't figured it out.
*faceplam* Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 10:10 PM (L9eMC) They don't call us morons for nuthin'. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 10:10 PM (Enq6K) 796
I'm staying with Buckeye Cop.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 10:10 PM (I16G8) 797
we are not Pathetic, missy. we are engaged ! that is shibumi is engaged, and we are doing what is expected of us !
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2018 10:11 PM (bUjCl) Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:11 PM (AHNMM) 799
Yeah I'm gonna stick with Bozo Conservative.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 10:12 PM (lKs2v) Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:12 PM (rhdgT) 801
Looks like we'll be scheduling times to do hash checks after all. Sigh. Should we schedule it by thread?
-- We have not posted from the same place yet. Also.. someone has guessed correctly. I'm not confirming in case said fiancee wants to out himself as the Future Mr. Shibumi. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:13 PM (AHNMM) Posted by: canned hate at June 27, 2018 10:13 PM (/TNyL) 803
796 I'm staying with Buckeye Cop.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 27, 2018 10:10 PM (I16G ------------- I'll toss my lot in with you. Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:13 PM (WEBkv) 804
800 Shibumi, there are some you haven't said no to. Have we guessed correctly yet?
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:12 PM (rhdgT) She hasn't said no to Buckeye cop. She keeps skipping over it. Posted by: Tami at June 27, 2018 10:13 PM (Enq6K) 805
Not Buckeye Cop.
Although it might be fun to be engaged to a cop... think of all the fun stories he could tell about beating up hippies, I mean liberals... Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:15 PM (AHNMM) 806
Pins on shame badge.
Apologies to Nancy Drew and Agatha Christie. Eats humble pie. It's up there, in one of those 797 comments is Mystery Man. I actually do recall the ONT when the lunch invitation came up. I was fairly new then. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 10:15 PM (L9eMC) 807
So, once we see Mr. X and Shibumi in the same place we'll know?
I though that was supposed to indicate something else? Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:15 PM (WEBkv) 808
Buckeye Cop's name is "Retired Buckeye Cop" though.
Posted by: buzzion at June 27, 2018 10:16 PM (lKs2v) 809
Although it might be fun to be engaged to a cop... think of all the fun stories he could tell about beating up hippies, I mean liberals...
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:15 PM (AHNMM) -------------- I have a nephew who's a cop. And yes, he does have some stories. Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:16 PM (WEBkv) 810
Congrats Shibumi!
I vote for Buckeye cop. Posted by: Cheribebe at June 27, 2018 10:16 PM (DAdSz) 811
Fair enough, shiboom! Congrats to you both. That's such wonderful news. Made a great day even better.
Posted by: bluebell at June 27, 2018 10:16 PM (rhdgT) 812
Thanks so much Bluebell. It is all very surprising to me as well, since it's completely and utterly unexpected. At least in the big picture sense.
Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 10:18 PM (AHNMM) 813
No, she nixed Buckeye Cop.
Looks like Bozo Conservative hasn't been nixed. She's marrying a Rodeo Clown! Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 27, 2018 10:18 PM (L9eMC) 814
Good times. Happy for the new Horde engagement. The dude will always be a faggit though
Posted by: MC Honey Mustard at June 27, 2018 10:20 PM (YZchG) 815
Yes, congratulations, Shibumi.
Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at June 27, 2018 10:25 PM (WEBkv) 816
Thank you all for your kind words!
And now a secret... he posts here as well, and this is where we met. Of course, you can't tell people that, so we have a number of fictional "this is how we met stories." The leading one seems to involve the Toledo DMV, a ticket for making a U turn and another one for road rage.... LOL. Posted by: shibumi at June 27, 2018 09:22 PM (AHNMM) I'm so thrilled for you both, shibumi! But, does one need a cover story for meeting on the ONT? Hmm...I know it's pantsless, and that could be problematic in some circles. But still, a select group. Not, say, Mensa, hmmm...but quite charming people. Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 27, 2018 10:33 PM (iTpm7) 817
Also.. it appears that I am engaged to a flesh and blood human male.
Posted by: shibumi Huzzah!! Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2018 10:40 PM (hyuyC) 818
Have a serene night everyone.
Congratulations to shibumi and her man. And your Grace, you would thrill with your presence at a MoMeet. Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 27, 2018 11:28 PM (hyuyC) 819
Yall Im married and besides B is way before U anthow.
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 27, 2018 11:29 PM (0OmEj) 820
CNN is a cause of global gorming.
Posted by: You mean I can post anything? at June 28, 2018 12:08 AM (WKuQW) 821
Down Down,Down,Down,Gravity how dose CNN feel like being Icarus or Wiley Coyote
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at June 28, 2018 01:57 AM (FLiOE) 822
So 132 candidates in Mexico have been assassinated this election season but all cultures are equal and we should have open borders so we can turn into South America!
Mexico goes to the polls this weekend. 132 candidates have been killed since campaigning began https://cnn.it/2lGhItQ Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 28, 2018 07:01 AM (YRXy3) 823
Good morning. What excitement will today bring?
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