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The Great Divide In America Shows No Signs Of Shrinking -- Part 812: Guns

pro gun sign.jpg

Imagine the ruckus a sign that says, "We Welcome Free Speech," would cause. Or, "We Support Your Right To Be Free Of Government Spying." Yeah...nobody would bat an eye. But a simple sign supporting the 2nd Amendment? Wichita Restaurant Sparks Outrage With Pro-Gun Stance seems to have struck a nerve with the no-nothings and the neo-fascists of the left.

But as the article points out, the really interesting stuff is the immediate extrapolation by the progressives from a simple pro-freedom stance to bigotry. Apparently if one believes that our natural and God-given right to self defense is important, then one is also reflexively bigoted. How and why? I have no idea. But I am sure that there is some hysterical fool spouting leftist platitudes and non-sequiturs who is more than willing to explain it to me, if I can tolerate his halitosis and body odor.

But there's more! Our dear friend and Goebbels look-alike is writing a book! And because he was in public in NYC, he needed to be defended by not one, but two armed guards. It must be nice to be able to afford that protection.

Anti-gun protester David Hogg -- protected by armed guards?

hogg guards.jpg

In addition to the striking hypocrisy, this is pomposity on a grand scale. This looks like Manhattan, probably midtown, certainly during the day, and in a crowded area. Yes, NYC is decaying, but broad daylight in Manhattan? Give me a break. The chinless soi-boi is a bit full of himself. Most people in NYC won't recognize him, and the few that do won't really give a rat's ass. He's a minor Twitter celebrity rapidly using up his 15 minutes. What's he worried about? Right Wing death squads wandering the streets of Manhattan?

But the guy who sweeps those streets at 3:00am, commuting from some crappy neighborhood in The Bronx or Brooklyn sure would like some protection, but he can't afford two bodyguards, and the law says he can't protect himself.

Gee...I wonder if Hogg sees the fundamental flaw in that situation.

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM




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1
Suggestion: please change the title of the top sideboob link to "Klan 2018: We Don't Serve YOUR KIND Here."


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 12:02 PM (8ZwGT)

2
Just after reading the Drudge linked article

Gun industry sees banks as new threat to 2nd Amendment

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2018 12:04 PM (IqV8l)

3 Proggy hoggy

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 24, 2018 12:04 PM (hMwEB)

4 What I want to know is how Hogg can afford multiple armed bodyguards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)

5 That top pic is blowing the margins on the main page.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 24, 2018 12:04 PM (pvjTE)

6 You'll want to love big brother, tvarish.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 12:05 PM (7LY+6)

7 Last week: "Anthony Bourdain showed us how food and sitting down together can transcend all boundaries and bring us together as humans!"

This week: "But not with YOUR kind!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:05 PM (39g3+)

8 Early gun thread,
cool

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 12:06 PM (pHfeF)

9 Maybe the guards are there to help him in case those fragile twiglike legs fall through the grating.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:07 PM (fZuhk)

10 Hogg is nothing more than a JerkSock for the Gun Lobby.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:08 PM (+h1Xl)

11 Gun Control Lobby.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:08 PM (+h1Xl)

12 Haven't we moved on from this twerp?

I thought the leftie celebrity du jour was the crying Honduran two year-old?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 24, 2018 12:08 PM (44PTs)

13 Meh, I was that skinny his age. Its not his slim body that's the problem, its his slim education, intellect, and moral fiber.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)

14 Well, it worked for the Tea Party, why not here? Everything they do not like must be labeled as racist. It is just shorthand for them.

This is illustrated how they can be beat people with clubs while calling their opponents Nazis.

Also, how they can say that all white men are evil bastard racists.

People are stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 12:09 PM (ycWCI)

15 It isn't going to bother one wit a Leftist figurehead is covered by armed guards, they know their betters need protection.

Posted by: Skip at June 24, 2018 12:09 PM (pHfeF)

16 Early in which is scary for me.
But...but... I thought Lefties wanted a conversation about guns.
No, they want armed guards for them, not for us would be serfs.
Give us your guns prole. Shut up and obey.

Posted by: Winston at June 24, 2018 12:09 PM (wgCUV)

17 Want those actions to slide virtually friction free?

Try CharlieBrown'sDildo 3 in 1 Gun Oil and Conditioner!

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:10 PM (+h1Xl)

18 He's afraid that Shillary's bollard is still out there.

Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2018 12:10 PM (8ikIW)

19 Skinny jeans are so fucking soyboy.

Posted by: steevy at June 24, 2018 12:10 PM (LiyEm)

20 I thought the leftie celebrity du jour was the crying Honduran two year-old?

That one blew up in their faces, just like the photos of Obama's kid kennels in 2014.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:10 PM (39g3+)

21 "Gee...I wonder if Hogg sees the fundamental flaw in that situation."

8-Ball said, "Fuck no!" Shook it again and it said, "Does a wild Pope shit on a bear?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 12:11 PM (9BLnV)

22 How many useless wars have started because of guns ? If the government was the only entity to have guns the we would have no crime or useless Trump wars !!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 24, 2018 12:11 PM (qM84C)

23 What is everyone looking at in the picture? They're pointing at something, looking down. Is it his shoes? They wonder why someone so catastrophically nonathletic is wearing tennis shoes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

24 Shh... It's okay Mary C. Here, take your pills and drink some more Kool Aid

Posted by: Winston at June 24, 2018 12:12 PM (wgCUV)

25 That mom jean wearing poseur. Those chicken legs are hilarious.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 12:12 PM (Y9uH4)

26 >>What is everyone looking at in the picture? They're pointing at something, looking down. Is it his shoes?


I think the elder woman has heels of some sort on and they are plotting a path across the grate.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:13 PM (+h1Xl)

27 What's interesting is how, despite the Left trying to quash the 2nd Amendment, the entertainment industry that they dominate encourages support for gun ownership. For instance, in the second Captain America movie, Nick Fury (played by Samual L. Jackson) tells a story about how his father used to protect himself from would-be muggers with a gun he carried in his bag of tips.

Posted by: juniorj at June 24, 2018 12:14 PM (/y4g1)

28 23 What is everyone looking at in the picture? They're pointing at something, looking down. Is it his shoes? They wonder why someone so catastrophically nonathletic is wearing tennis shoes?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)

The sewer critters are making noise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 24, 2018 12:14 PM (ycWCI)

29 Is there anything more pretentious and annoying than the jeans + tee shirt + suit jacket look? Every douchebag in existence packs that look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)

30 Posted by: garrett
I think the elder woman has heels of some sort on and they are plotting a path across the grate.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Notice how gallant Little Shitler is? So helpful.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 12:14 PM (Y9uH4)

31 What is everyone looking at in the picture? They're pointing at something, looking down. Is it his shoes?

He stepped in hobo crap

Posted by: Bruce at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (8ikIW)

32 And to show how important Hogg is, he has the obligatory douchebag lawyer/stock broker bluetooth phone thingy in his ear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

33 Are we still having the regularly scheduled Gun Thread this afternoon?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (/pt8Q)

34 >>Notice how gallant Little Shitler is?


Almost Obama like.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:16 PM (+h1Xl)

35 For instance, in the second Captain America movie, Nick Fury (played by Samual L. Jackson) tells a story about how his father used to protect himself from would-be muggers with a gun he carried in his bag of tips.
Posted by: juniorj at June 24, 2018 12:14 PM (/y4g1)

Well, we know that is a lie. Movie Fury's father would have only been able to get a job in Harlem during that racist, segregated evil period in American history. And we know black people don't tip!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 12:16 PM (9BLnV)

36 Maybe they're looking for gun-totin' troglodytes in the NY sewers?

Posted by: Ersatz at June 24, 2018 12:16 PM (44PTs)

37 Someone probably stepped in a "PILE" of "TRUMP" .......

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 24, 2018 12:17 PM (qM84C)

38 I'm just waiting for the gaming industry to start eschewing guns because they are so hurty and badthink. Going back over the digital-only versions of games like Doom and replacing the guns with flashlights.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+)

39 I thought the leftie celebrity du jour was the crying Honduran two year-old?"

#so last week

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 12:18 PM (7LY+6)

40 Is there anything more pretentious and annoying than the jeans + tee shirt + suit jacket look?

And the permantly placed cell phone earpiece completes the ensemble. Because, you know he's so important that he can't risk being unreachable for even a moment.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 24, 2018 12:19 PM (7oUUT)

41 I'm watching the sidebar text video in bits and pieces coz it's so infuriating

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 24, 2018 12:19 PM (hMwEB)

42 Is that an escaped chicken from Red Hen....not enuf meat on those skinny legs to fill a wee size 2 kids jean.....sad sack.

Posted by: saf at June 24, 2018 12:19 PM (5IHGB)

43 David Hogg as a wannabe media celebrity needs the full Tom Wolfe treatment.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 12:21 PM (pV/54)

44 40. Which is a funny thing. A truly important person makes every effort to make himself scarce and unavailable. It's a servant who is at beck and call.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 12:21 PM (fA1SL)

45 That top pic is blowing the margins on the main page.



"Aaaahhhhhhh.......

Posted by: The Margins at June 24, 2018 12:21 PM (lBiGz)

46 Maybe they're looking for gun-totin' troglodytes in the NY sewers?
Posted by: Ersatz at June 24, 2018 12:16 PM (44PTs)

Reminds me of Hollywood Shuffle. Two black bodyguards freak out because one of them thinks he sees a bomb underneath Batty Bat's limo. Turns out it was the muffler.

"Look out David!. There's a bomb in the sewer!"
"No, wait..... that's just a pile of shit."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 12:21 PM (9BLnV)

47 I thought the leftie celebrity du jour was the crying Honduran two year-old?"

#so last week

It's so hard to keep track of the shills being pimped day to day! Someone needs to publish a program so we can keep track.

Then we can keep a box score.

Then we can develop a fantasy league to bet on the demagoguery blood sport!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 24, 2018 12:22 PM (44PTs)

48 Speaking of the crying 2yr old Honduran tot. Has mom been charged with kidnapping yet? Cuz by U.S. legal standards taking your kid across even state borders w/o consent of the other legal guardian is supposed to be verboten no?

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 24, 2018 12:22 PM (r4KP2)

49 There is an interesting dynamic in that picture.
The two 'armed guards' (presuming they are men, carrying concealed) are watching the woman in the red blouse who appears to be digging into her purse, perhaps to extract her cellphone.

Meanwhile, Hogg is checking out the woman in the white blouse who appears to be checking out Hogg while her wingman just to her left appears to be saying, "Here there be dragons. Don't make eye contact. Back away slowly."

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 24, 2018 12:23 PM (roQNm)

50 So will they throw you out if you chose to not personally own a firearm?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:23 PM (EyPfd)

51 Kind of weak looking bodyguards, if you ask me. They just got the client popped while looking in Hoochie mamas purse.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 12:25 PM (Y9uH4)

52 So will they throw you out if you chose to not personally own a firearm?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:23 PM (EyPfd)


There are loaners at the coat check, but they're all Hi-points.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:25 PM (fZuhk)

53 Speaking of the crying 2yr old Honduran tot. Has mom been charged with kidnapping yet? Cuz by U.S. legal standards taking your kid across even state borders w/o consent of the other legal guardian is supposed to be verboten no?
Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 24, 2018 12:22 PM (r4KP2)

Black or brown skin overrides the law, cuz da law be raycis!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 12:25 PM (9BLnV)

54 50 So will they throw you out if you chose to not personally own a firearm?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:23 PM (EyPfd)

The restaurant could make packing heat mandatory.

No shirt, no shoes, no gat, no service!

Posted by: Ersatz at June 24, 2018 12:25 PM (44PTs)

55 " Speaking of the crying 2yr old Honduran tot. Has mom been charged with kidnapping yet? Cuz by U.S. legal standards taking your kid across even state borders w/o consent of the other legal guardian is supposed to be verboten no? "


This needs to be shouted out loudly.

The father is confirmed to have said that the mother did not have his permission to leave their country of citizenship.

In the US, this would be considered Child Abduction.

( Yeh, for Reelz)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:27 PM (EyPfd)

56 What if your hands are a lethal weapon, you can use them like a knife, Ginsu style? Does that count?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)

57 If David Hogg is as 'Pro-Second Amendment' as he says, I'd like to see him at the Restaurant in Witchita.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 12:29 PM (/pt8Q)

58 I remember when Detroit Police Chief Craig took criticism for saying good people should have CCWs in order to protect their lives. He learned when he moved from LA to Portland, Maine that gun ownership made a difference in crime overall.

Since he arrived in his hometown, justified homicides have risen and crime has dropped. Big surprise.

I remember something he said regarding international comparisons of crime: break-ins in the UK often happen when people are at home; that almost never happens in the US. I suspect that NYC and other gun free cities will gradually become like the UK.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 24, 2018 12:29 PM (/+bwe)

59 Maxine Waters has weighed in with Deep Thoughts. She has "no sympathy" for those chased from restaurants. The public should "turn on them" and "absolutely harass" Trump admin officials, not just at restaurants but also at gas stations, while shopping in stores, etc. Of course she and the other loonies are demanding that Sec. Nielsen resign.

"Turn on them" is a particularly nasty turn of phrase.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2018 12:30 PM (2NqXo)

60 Or it could be that they are all bodyguards and this is the client meetup and they are all waiting for the chief (in the red blouse) to dig out her tablet that has the action plan and security assignments on it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 24, 2018 12:30 PM (roQNm)

61 In the US, this would be considered Child Abduction.



( Yeh, for Reelz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:27 PM (EyPfd)


Elian! Elian!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 12:32 PM (2K6fY)

62 Boss Hogg looks like a twink. Eat something for Gawd's sake and do a push up or two you girly man.

As a side not, found a little bit of worthless gun repair knowledge. I shot my old 1903a3 Smith Corona this week and the magazine follower was prone to binding up. I disassembled it figured the spring was finally kaput after a long life. I thought I had an extra follower 1903a3 spring in my box of misfit gun parts but all I had was a follower spring from an Arisaka Type 38. Well, I figured give it a try. The Type 38 spring was very close but was a tiny bit longer on the ass end. I fit it in and reassembled the 1903a3 SC and low and behold it worked. Loaded, fed and cut on/off just fine.
Saved 5 bucks for a new spring and put to use one I already had but was gathering dust.

I would like to thank some long dead Jap soldier for the use of his follower spring. Banzai!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2018 12:33 PM (EoRCO)

63 In the US, this would be considered Child Abduction.

"That's why I find it best to just roast them alive, screaming in their mother's arms"
--Janet Reno

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:33 PM (39g3+)

64 This if from an FX series and is at a shooting range, and is cringe-worthy on soooo many different levels.

https://youtu.be/EMSrjJngnkY


Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 12:34 PM (2K6fY)

65 I shot my old 1903a3 Smith Corona


Shooting your typewriter has a grand and storied traditon.

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at June 24, 2018 12:35 PM (fuK7c)

66 Maxine Waters has weighed in with Deep Thoughts. She has "no sympathy" for those chased from restaurants. The public should "turn on them" and "absolutely harass" Trump admin officials, not just at restaurants but also at gas stations, while shopping in stores, etc.

With absolutely zero awareness that such things could go both ways. "Why no, of course no one would harass us; we're the good guys."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 24, 2018 12:35 PM (7oUUT)

67 Maxine Waters has weighed in with Deep Thoughts. She has "no sympathy" for those chased from restaurants. The public should "turn on them" and "absolutely harass" Trump admin officials, not just at restaurants but also at gas stations, while shopping in stores, etc. Of course she and the other loonies are demanding that Sec. Nielsen resign.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2018 12:30 PM (2NqXo)

When I predicted a while ago that Maxine Waters would eventually start calling for violence, I had no idea that I'd be proven right so soon.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 12:35 PM (/pt8Q)

68 Bonus Sunday Gun Thread?

Posted by: Wessel at June 24, 2018 12:35 PM (RxVuE)

69 Hogg: (thinking to himself) Where's the damn Escalade they said would pick me up?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2018 12:36 PM (2NqXo)

70 Wessel? Wessel?

Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM (MVjcR)

71 I shot my old 1903a3 Smith Corona

Shooting your typewriter has a grand and storied traditon.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at June 24, 2018 12:35 PM (fuK7c)


This right here is a good comment.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM (fZuhk)

72 Yep. Aunt Maxine there is doing her part to hasten reprisals and deffskwadz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)

73 As I recall the basic national survey numbers on gun ownership/2A are still pretty solidly American, i.e. sensible and in line with historical legacy. Obviously, big exceptions in a few places.


Given the collapsed constitutional system, all that matters is votes, er, "rulings" on the SCOTUS - that's it. Or rather, rulings at circuit court level and above. This is basically how society has been run for a while.


So unfortunately the fate of the country lies largely out of our hands. Getting 2 or 3 legislators (the authoritarians) off SCOTUS, and getting all the biggest 2A cases there, is almost all that matters. This could bring relief to the oppressed citizens in idiot states. Best case is that the non-authoritarians decide to go a tiny bit lawless in the interests of restoring sanity - an aggressive applications of just Heller could remove many of the most onerous and ridiculous gun laws, nation-wide.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM (QDnY+)

74 This misrewrble little weasel writing his book there was someone else who wrote a big time Anti gun book ARMING AMERICA by MICHEAL BELLSILLIES he received the Bancroft Prize and the usial Low IQ liberals with their walnut brains were gushing their praises for the book that was until it was discovered he had lied and fabricated it all and made the whole thing up he lost the Bancroft Prize and the Money that went with it he resigned in disgrace from Emory University Hoggs book just another book like Mein Kampf,The Communists manifesto,,Das Kapital,Qoates from Chairman Mao pure BS his book should be titled HOGGWASH

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at June 24, 2018 12:38 PM (FLiOE)

75 Boss Hogg looks like a twink. Eat something for Gawd's sake and do a push up or two you girly man

He's a power bottom.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 24, 2018 12:38 PM (+Tibp)

76 65 I shot my old 1903a3 Smith Corona

Shooting your typewriter has a grand and storied traditon.
+++++++++++++++++++++++

I pawned my SmithCorona and went down to meet my man. He hangs out at Coronado, next to the Pioneer Chicken Stand.

Posted by: Zombie Warren Zevon at June 24, 2018 12:39 PM (Y9uH4)

77 What is everyone looking at in the picture? They're pointing at something, looking down. Is it his shoes?

Stephen King doing his best It impersonation"Come on down the sewage is fine"

Posted by: YTown Guy at June 24, 2018 12:39 PM (b0UWr)

78 So just got back from WeaselAcres where we conducted more research on farming with sub machine guns. Always a hoot.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:39 PM (MVjcR)

79 Good recall on that idiotic fraud book, Spurwing. Pretty indicative of the level of civil intelligence in the country, however. Which is the enormous obstacle all thinking people face.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:40 PM (QDnY+)

80 There is only one Bond and Sean Connery is his prophet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

81 Florida AG Pam Bondi was hounded out of a movie theater. She was shouted at and spit upon by people blocking the exit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2018 12:40 PM (2NqXo)

82 Weasel, I think uses of submachine guns in agriculture and forestry is a sadly ignored area of research. Glad to see your plugging that gap.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:40 PM (QDnY+)

83 Looking for Sotomayer to announce retirement tomorrow. Health reasons. Dems know that, as it stands today, R's advantage in Senate will grow from +1 now to at least +3 after November, and Sotomayer can't make it to Jan. 2021. McCain and at least three other GOP traitors in the Senate have agreed Sotomayer must be replaced with a "moderate" (read: hard-core leftwinger) to preserve the "balance" on the court. Dems figure Trump won't go along with this, which is what they want: a protracted fight carrying through the election. They figure a "the Supreme Court hangs in the balance" (read: abortion, gay marriage, blah blah blah) message will motivate the left like never before in November, as well as compel independents to show up and vote Dem, giving the House and Senate to the Dems (and the SCOTUS seat).

As always, the Dem plan will backfire.

Posted by: Insider at June 24, 2018 12:41 PM (XcgmW)

84 Yeah, I think this public hostility towards officials (and note the illegal harassment of ICE offices, and an injury to a CBP officer at a "protest") requires a much bigger response from the Trump administration.


A response in November, by voters, isn't certain, or sufficient.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 24, 2018 12:42 PM (QDnY+)

85
Shooting your typewriter has a grand and storied traditon.
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson


With a name like Thompson, you probably used a Chicago Typewriter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2018 12:42 PM (IqV8l)

86 That mom jean wearing poseur. Those chicken legs are hilarious.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 12:12 PM


Are you attempting to imply subtlly that I occasionally skip leg day?

Prepare to behold the power of a fully-operational Twitter Blast!

Posted by: Darth Hogg at June 24, 2018 12:42 PM (DMUuz)

87 Never thought I'd take a pro-C.H.U.D. stance, but welp, here we are. The enemy of my enemy is a mutated post-human abomination that lives in sewers and pulls unsuspecting people in to eat them. They probably have some flaws too, but you can't argue with results.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 12:43 PM (fZuhk)

88 84. I concur.

* hands rhomboid an accordion *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 12:43 PM (fA1SL)

89 Wessel? Wessel?
Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Horst at June 24, 2018 12:45 PM (DMUuz)

90 So just got back from WeaselAcres where we conducted more research on farming with sub machine guns. Always a hoot.

-
My daughter and her family are visiting (which is why I haven't been around much) and we went to the range yesterday. Good thing CAIR wasn't around because my son-in-law brought a target of a terrorist of the religion of peace variety with RPG and keffiyeh.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

91 Speaking of Great Divides, I tripped over this.

James Pankow wrote Chicago's "Ballet for a Girl in Buchannon" suite -- the one with Make Me Smile - Colour My World - and others -- about a fond ex GF who went on to marry a military officer.

So during the rabid early 70s she was hearing these songs everywhere, knowing it was all about her. And Hubby yelling "turn off the F'ing radio."

Funny shit, actually

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 12:46 PM (pV/54)

92 With a name like Thompson, you probably used a Chicago Typewriter.


I believe this is a scoped .44 mag.

https://bit.ly/MXIBoL

It's from the jacket of one of his books, maybe Generation of Swine?

There are also pictures out there of him dispatching typewriters with a shotgun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2018 12:46 PM (fuK7c)

93 Maxine Waters' term 'turn on them' is intriguing and apt. It shows a rudimentary understanding that people who disagree or are at odds can nonetheless live with each other by a sort of mutual forebearance. Willingly resolve to no longer practice that, and the genie is outta the bottle, bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

94
The Left/Fake News: We don't want to treat our political enemies civilly, and now we have yet another fake righteous excuse to break Our Own Rules that we impose on Other.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 12:47 PM (8ZwGT)

95 I don't seen Sotomayor stepping down for any reason this side of the grim reaper. SCOTUS judges think they are the right and left hand of God, and probably his mouth and heart, too. They don't play politics with the zenith of their career.

Ginsberg can't hold out much longer, though. When you get to the "sleeps all day and my food all tastes the same" stage, you're pretty much done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)

96 Posted by: Insider at June 24, 2018 12:41 PM (XcgmW)

Like me!! I am just a humble umpire, not the sort of person who makes up taxes out of nothing.

Posted by: John Roberts at June 24, 2018 12:48 PM (U2JQS)

97
78 So just got back from WeaselAcres where we conducted more research on farming with sub machine guns. Always a hoot.
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:39 PM (MVjcR)
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I uploaded some,video to YouTube. Search for the Happy Place Farm channel.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:48 PM (MVjcR)

98 Can you imagine if CfA took on the same position as that Red Hen, and just started tossing Gays out?

It would be OK with the left...correct?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:49 PM (EyPfd)

99
I believe this is a scoped .44 mag.

https://bit.ly/MXIBoL

It's from the jacket of one of his books, maybe Generation of Swine?


He needs the scope for that long distance shot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2018 12:49 PM (IqV8l)

100 Wessel? Wessel?
Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM

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You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Horst at June 24, 2018 12:45 PM


This.

Posted by: Ensign Chekov at June 24, 2018 12:51 PM (DMUuz)

101 Had Hillary won, Loretta Lynch, not Gorsuch, would be on SCOTUS. Historic first, bitches!

That was the deal, and discussed on the tarmac. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 12:51 PM (pV/54)

102
Republican Cucks would've bent over backwards to advance clinton's agenda/policies/nominees.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 12:52 PM (8ZwGT)

103 Here's the link:
https://tinyurl.com/y9osmxxw

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:53 PM (MVjcR)

104 This.
Posted by: Ensign Chekov


Look pal, just because you have some bizarre speech impediment and cannot say one of the letters IN YOUR LAST NAME doesn't mean that's normal

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)

105 Hogg could go trolling for strange stuff after dark in NYC and have some memorable experiences after he wakes up and figures how to walk again.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2018 12:54 PM (JnNCB)

106 It would be OK with the left...correct?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:49 PM (EyPfd)

Ummmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2018 12:54 PM (EoRCO)

107 "I uploaded some,video to YouTube. Search for the Happy Place Farm channel."

Mrs VIA says you look like a fun and happy type of guy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:55 PM (EyPfd)

108 Posted by: Weasel
++++++++++++++++++
Yes. Nice.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 12:55 PM (Y9uH4)

109 @84 Rhomboid

Left and MSM are losing it, and losing voters.

Trump wants it on a low boil in November.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 12:56 PM (pV/54)

110 One phrase that should be permanently retired is that of "loyal opposition".
No such thing anymore.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentator at June 24, 2018 12:57 PM (w7KSn)

111 Our dear friend and Goebbels look-alike is writing a book! And because he was in public in NYC, he needed to be defended by not one, but two armed guards. It must be nice to be able to afford that protection.




Who's paying for the armed guards. Is he blowing dudes for money?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (SiINZ)

112 This asshat is trolling...it's his mating dance. I'm waiting for him to find his inner lesbian.

Posted by: torabora at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (JnNCB)

113 I hope you're right, Ignoramus.

That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (89T5c)

114 "Hogg could go trolling for strange stuff after dark in NYC and have some memorable experiences after he wakes up and figures how to walk again."

Wakes up in a NYC alley, naked, getting licked by a cat.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (pV/54)

115 I think this public hostility towards officials (and note the illegal harassment of ICE offices, and an injury to a CBP officer at a "protest") requires a much bigger response from the Trump administration.

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I think a lot of the increasing incivility is the result of the decreasing effectiveness of the left's go-to move of ending debate by screaming "racist!" The Roseanne debacle offended many even though she is far from a conservative hero and, of course, Godzilla Reagan is immune.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (+y/Ru)

116 "Is he blowing dudes for money?"

I think he found some guys that will let him do that for free.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (EyPfd)

117

Mrs VIA says you look like a fun and happy type of guy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:55 PM (EyPfd)
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Aw, shucks...

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:59 PM (MVjcR)

118 32
And to show how important Hogg is, he has the obligatory douchebag lawyer/stock broker bluetooth phone thingy in his ear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

YES! When people started wearing those, I thought, "My goodness, that is pretentious and you strike me as a douchebag."

After a number of years, I have reconsidered, and my opinion remains the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (8iiMU)

119 "Aw, shucks..."



Besides that one lapse in judgement, where she said 'yes' to my proposal, she's an unfailing judge of character.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (EyPfd)

120 Ginsberg can't hold out much longer, though. When you get to the "sleeps all day and my food all tastes the same" stage, you're pretty much done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:47 PM (39g3+)

But, with Brawndo Embalming Fluid she won't start to stink for 3 years at least. That way, we can prop her up in a chair, raise her hand or mouth "Yes" or "No" for her until we get that racist Nazi Trump out of office and replaced by Michelle our belle. We'll get some moderate progressives on the court after that. Ones that are not afraid to use the guillotine. --Rob Reiner, political scientist and DNC chair.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (9BLnV)

121 I usually don't wish bad things on people, but if the Hoggenfeuhrer does go trolling in NYC, it would be a shame if he wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing. At least it would be a helpful contribution.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (Y9uH4)

122 4
What I want to know is how Hogg can afford multiple armed bodyguards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:04 PM (39g3+)


Soros is paying him and his expenses.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 24, 2018 01:02 PM (mpXpK)

123

Besides that one lapse in judgement, where she said 'yes' to my proposal, she's an unfailing judge of character.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (EyPfd)
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You are to be commended on your excellent taste in women!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:02 PM (RxVuE)

124 And to show how important Hogg is, he has the obligatory douchebag lawyer/stock broker bluetooth phone thingy in his ear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)



I wonder if people know how silly having a piece of white plastic hanging out of their ear looks? It looks like something has broken off and it's just stuck in their ear

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 01:02 PM (SiINZ)

125 Talking to soninlaw yesterday and I mentioned how reassuring I found McCain's predictable betrayals. Because I am from the Chicago area, people from other parts of the US do not understand just how intellectual corruption works -- and then you start sounding like a tinfoil conspiracist.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 24, 2018 01:03 PM (MIKMs)

126 So going back to the Time cover shot of the small Honduran child, abducted by his mother and taken out of the country...

Which one of us literary Morons will re-write the story to be more factually accurate?

Including the mother taking the child without permission.

Her leaving the struggling father to take care of the other children during economically challenging times.

And her previous effort to leave the country, and dump the kids on the father.

It could be a real interesting piece.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:03 PM (EyPfd)

127 @109 Trump wants it on a low boil in November.
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Yup. It needs to be played carefully. With the way the press works, it's better to have the other side continue making fools of themselves while slowly ratcheting up the pressure on them. They end up souring the average voter while Trump avoids any precipitate actions that can be turned against him. That's not to say that he isn't doing anything or isn't slowly turning the screws against them. But he probably wants to avoid a sudden, sharp escalation from his side until just the right moment.

As Insty likes to observe, the Dems need to avoid looking like fools. And they can't even stop doing that.

Posted by: juniorj at June 24, 2018 01:05 PM (/y4g1)

128 29 Is there anything more pretentious and annoying than the jeans + tee shirt + suit jacket look? Every douchebag in existence packs that look.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)
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I don't know whether it's pretentious or not but Hoggie's look is certainly an aesthetic disaster.

Jeans and a solid, subdued-color tee look great with a casual, preferably unbuttoned, sport coat.

But a bright orange tee with a light gray, buttoned suit jacket? Oof!
And worn with those pegged jeans (or blue pants --- I can't tell) it's just awful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 24, 2018 01:05 PM (0jtPF)

129 Her leaving the struggling father to take care of the other children during economically challenging times.

=====

You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. Four hungry children and a crop in the field . . .

How empowering!

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 24, 2018 01:05 PM (MIKMs)

130 Our dear friend and Goebbels look-alike is writing a book!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 12:58 PM (SiINZ)

Yeah, right! Attention Hogg is "writing" a book. Just like Bill, Hillary, and the gay mulatto. Actually, I wonder if they will even need his input. "Here's your book David. You might want to read it before you go on Good Morning America and the View."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 01:06 PM (9BLnV)

131 I wonder if people know how silly having a piece of white plastic hanging out of their ear looks? It looks like something has broken off and it's just stuck in their ear
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 01:02 PM (SiINZ)


Yeah, but nobody tries to talk to me when I'm wearing them. Worth it, on balance.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:06 PM (fZuhk)

132 Is this a thing?

https://wp.me/p6MziH-2XyA

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:06 PM (EyPfd)

133 @111 Who's paying for the armed guards. Is he blowing dudes for money?
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Celebrities were giving him money when he first appeared on the scene.

Posted by: juniorj at June 24, 2018 01:06 PM (/y4g1)

134 All that photograph is missing is two things. One, some pretty girls, and two, Hillary doing a nosedive into the sidewalk.

Posted by: goon at June 24, 2018 01:07 PM (PEcU2)

135 Why would Camera Hogg need armed guards in NYC? It's a gun control paradise!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

136
And to show how important Hogg is, he has the obligatory douchebag lawyer/stock broker bluetooth phone thingy in his ear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

His handlers are in constant communication and they feed him lines to make sure he doesn't go off message. And he is sure to obey since the sniper team is ready to bestow upon him the title of St. Hogg.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 24, 2018 01:08 PM (e1mEI)

137 And worn with those pegged jeans (or blue pants --- I can't tell) it's just awful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 24, 2018 01:05 PM (0jtPF)

I think 'pegged' is the proper term...
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:10 PM (8iiMU)

138 The thing Camera Hogg doesn't realize is that, as I believe the expression goes in Texas, he's not worth killing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:11 PM (OP3/s)

139 Our side hasn't yet developed a way of combat effective against the Left. This seems incredible after 50 years of abuse and calumny by the Left. Breitbart got as close as we've gotten, but when he died his unique combination of media savviness and ballsy in-your-faceness (both are required) died with him. We need a war room in the WH run by fearless former leftists (David Horowitz, Tammy Bruce, Evan Sayet, etc., along some conservative youngsters fresh from the college battleground) who do nothing but construct attack narratives and go after the Left.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:11 PM (H8QX8)

140 And to show how important Hogg is, he has the obligatory douchebag lawyer/stock broker bluetooth phone thingy in his ear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)


He's probably also got a bluetooth suppository.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:11 PM (OP3/s)

141 Why would Camera Hogg need armed guards in NYC? It's a gun control paradise!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

He wants to show everyone how pro-2A he is by bringing along armed guards.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:12 PM (/pt8Q)

142 E.D.C. Every damn day. Every damn where.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:12 PM (yQpMk)

143 Hogg: Man made from pipe cleaners and a potato on top.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 24, 2018 01:12 PM (e1mEI)

144 Yeah, right! Attention Hogg is "writing" a book. Just like Bill, Hillary, and the gay mulatto. Actually, I wonder if they will even need his input. "Here's your book David. You might want to read it before you go on Good Morning America and the View."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 01:06 PM (9BLnV)


Whoever is ghost-writing it should include an anecdote about the time Hogg ate a dog. Just for grins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:13 PM (OP3/s)

145 We're two countries when it comes to gun rights. It reflects *certain demographics.*

The great divide we can't even speak of openly is that those places in the US with the most legal guns, have gun homicide rates like those of Switzerland, while Blue Cities have unconstitutional gun bans but still have gun homicide rates like those of Jamaica.

With one exception. NYC got it right for itself with 20 years of stop and frisk, and is the safest US major city, by far.

Logic and reason. How do they work?

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:13 PM (pV/54)

146 Does that kid eat? Try a sandwich, a bowl of cereal - something!

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (ANIFC)

147 10 Hogg is nothing more than a JerkSock for the Gun Lobby.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:08 PM (+h1Xl)

11 Gun Control Lobby.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 12:08 PM (+h1Xl)



Looking at sales figures, I think you were right the first time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

148 135 Why would Camera Hogg need armed guards in NYC? It's a gun control paradise!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)


Maybe he's going into a leather bar.

I would not be surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (OP3/s)

149 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (yQpMk)

150 He needs the guards so that someone doesn't take his lunch money, like they used to do to him back in Parkland. In NYC, they don't care that you were the captain of the debate team.

Posted by: goon at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (PEcU2)

151 146 Does that kid eat? Try a sandwich, a bowl of cereal - something!
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (ANIFC)


A gym membership wouldn't be amiss either.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:15 PM (OP3/s)

152 Although Hogg and Obama are similar, physique-wise, Obama has at least demonstrated his incredible skeet-shooting Photoshop skills.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2018 01:16 PM (DMUuz)

153 Does that kid eat? Try a sandwich, a bowl of cereal - something!
Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (ANIFC)

A gym membership wouldn't be amiss either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:15 PM (OP3/s)


There's nothing wrong with him that a steady diet of his own teeth couldn't fix.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:16 PM (fZuhk)

154 o going back to the Time cover shot of the small Honduran child, abducted by his mother and taken out of the country...

Which one of us literary Morons will re-write the story to be more factually accurate?

Including the mother taking the child without permission.

Her leaving the struggling father to take care of the other children during economically challenging times.

And her previous effort to leave the country, and dump the kids on the father.

It could be a real interesting piece.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:03 PM (EyPfd)


This was a domestic kidnapping. Someone should have phoned in an Amber alert.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (OP3/s)

155
It's against the rules here to have closed tags outside the comment box. It's cheating.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (8ZwGT)

156
You're supposed to take your chances just like the rest of us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (8ZwGT)

157 Yup. It needs to be played carefully. With the way the press works, it's better to have the other side continue making fools of themselves while slowly ratcheting up the pressure on them. "

He does most of this with his tweets, I think, which the Libs can't help but go ballistic over. For the rest of us, it's just one of those things he does, and he does it every day, so we have long ago quit getting excited about that kind of thing. It's kinda like the sun coming up in the morning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (V2Yro)

158 150 He needs the guards so that someone doesn't take his lunch money, like they used to do to him back in Parkland. In NYC, they don't care that you were the captain of the debate team.
Posted by: goon at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (PEcU2)


What's the over/under on how many lockers Hogg was stuffed into in school?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (OP3/s)

159 He does most of this with his tweets, I think, which the Libs can't help but go ballistic over. For the rest of us, it's just one of those things he does, and he does it every day, so we have long ago quit getting excited about that kind of thing. It's kinda like the sun coming up in the morning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (V2Yro)


Dog. Stick. Picket fence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:18 PM (OP3/s)

160 It's against the rules here to have closed tags outside the comment box. It's cheating.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM


^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS!!!!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 24, 2018 01:19 PM (DMUuz)

161 Yeah, right! Attention Hogg is "writing" a book. Just like Bill, Hillary, and the gay mulatto.
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I'm sorry, I laffed. The Gay Mulatto sounds like the ragtime dance craze of 1910.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2018 01:19 PM (gUCYC)

162 It's against the rules here to have closed tags outside the comment box. It's cheating.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:17 PM (8ZwGT)


What if they identify as being inside the comment box? Huh?

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:19 PM (OP3/s)

163 "It's against the rules here to have closed tags outside the comment box. It's cheating."

If you ain't cheatin'

You ain't tryin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:19 PM (EyPfd)

164 I'm afraid that the hot part of the civil war was rapidly advanced in the last seven days.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (pw+jk)

165 Does that kid eat? Try a sandwich, a bowl of cereal - something!

Posted by: josephistan at June 24, 2018 01:14 PM (ANIFC)



But that wouldn't help the mincing ponce look he's going for

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (SiINZ)

166 Interestingly, the gun graphic is a Beretta 92FS, but the image is reversed. That is the left side of the gun we are looking at.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (yQpMk)

167 The great divide we can't even speak of openly is that those places in the US with the most legal guns, have gun homicide rates like those of Switzerland, while Blue Cities have unconstitutional gun bans but still have gun homicide rates like those of Jamaica.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:13 PM (pV/54)


Correlation coefficients - how do they work? And what are they good for?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (OP3/s)

168 164. We're getting there. Maybe a decade, at most.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (fA1SL)

169 So guess who's Carolina Reaper plant has at least 18 pods in advanced development.

Maybe give one to SoyBoy von Hoggmeister?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:21 PM (EyPfd)

170 But that wouldn't help the mincing ponce look he's going for
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (SiINZ)


He's definitely rocking that look.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:21 PM (OP3/s)

171 It's the little details that one notices.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (yQpMk)

172 "My goodness, that is pretentious and you strike me as a douchebag."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (8iiMU)

I have one so when I am in the car I can hear the navigation instructions and still listen to music or chat. Of course I forget that I have it in my ear and look like an asshole until my wife reminds me to take it out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (wYseH)

173 'Ol Hogg seems to have burst on the scene like a 7-year cicada. Must have been an alignment of the stars...

Posted by: washrivergal at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (dJklA)

174 I bet the kid has a real animal-magnetism when he goes out clubbing. It's a very short step from the debate team to the gangsta lifestyle.

Posted by: goon at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (PEcU2)

175 That boy would blow away in a strong wind.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (GVBRz)

176 172 "My goodness, that is pretentious and you strike me as a douchebag."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (8iiMU)

I have one so when I am in the car I can hear the navigation instructions and still listen to music or chat. Of course I forget that I have it in my ear and look like an asshole until my wife reminds me to take it out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (wYseH)
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This is an unsettling revelation.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:23 PM (MVjcR)

177 167. The website heyjackass.com is a valuable resource for tracking the carnage in Chicago. I recommend it. There's exhaustive statistical analysis, but with a biy of gallows humor, e.g., accidental self-inflicted gsw's are called 'selfies.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)

178 118 32
And to show how important Hogg is, he has the obligatory douchebag lawyer/stock broker bluetooth phone thingy in his ear.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 24, 2018 12:15 PM (39g3+)

YES! When people started wearing those, I thought, "My goodness, that is pretentious and you strike me as a douchebag."

After a number of years, I have reconsidered, and my opinion remains the same.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:00 PM (8iiMU)


Think of what a boon Bluetooth is to schizophrenics. They used to get funny looks when they walked down the street talking to themselves.

Now no one bats an eyelash, but instead just figures he's got a Bluetooth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:24 PM (OP3/s)

179 This is an unsettling revelation.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:23 PM (MVjcR)

Nope...I really am an asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:25 PM (wYseH)

180 I have one so when I am in the car I can hear the navigation instructions and still listen to music or chat. Of course I forget that I have it in my ear and look like an asshole until my wife reminds me to take it out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:22 PM (wYseH)


I've done the same thing, but primarily to make/receive a phone call I'm expecting.

And I rip the thing out when I get out of the car.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:26 PM (OP3/s)

181 179 This is an unsettling revelation.

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:23 PM (MVjcR)

Nope...I really am an asshole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:25 PM (wYseH)
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Loan you my BMW?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:26 PM (MVjcR)

182 This is an unsettling revelation.


That he listens to directions? I concur. Very unsettling.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:26 PM (yQpMk)

183 If you have to get directions to get there, it ain't worth getting there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

184 How many pierogies are too many to eat in one sitting?

[asking for a friend]


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (wYseH)

185 55 " Speaking of the crying 2yr old Honduran tot. Has mom been charged with kidnapping yet? Cuz by U.S. legal standards taking your kid across even state borders w/o consent of the other legal guardian is supposed to be verboten no? "


This needs to be shouted out loudly.

The father is confirmed to have said that the mother did not have his permission to leave their country of citizenship.

In the US, this would be considered Child Abduction.

( Yeh, for Reelz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 12:27 PM (EyPfd)
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Mr. DeV. and I have been scratching our senile heads about this.
Several years ago I went abroad (sans husband) with two of the kids when they were minors.
IIRC, there was some special (then new?) form that Mr. DeV. had to sign, acknowledging the trip.
He has a vague memory of this too.
We figured it had something to do with enforcement of abduction laws.

Of course, these are American laws. Meso-American countries probably don't have them.
But in the interest of fighting child-trafficking and IN NOT SEPARATING FAMILIES!1!!!1!, shouldn't we have some strict rules about this for people entering the country?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (0jtPF)

186 "Correlation coefficients - how do they work? And what are they good for?"

The Left's answer for the inner city is to let illegal guns proliferate, but deny the right to personal defense, even in the home.

As expected, BLM in places like Baltimore has led to more gun murders, most victims being Black. But this is never allowed into the Great Debate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (pV/54)

187 70 Wessel? Wessel?

Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 12:37 PM (MVjcR)


Perfect name for Hogg: Horst Weasel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:28 PM (OP3/s)

188 How many pierogies are too many to eat in one sitting?

[asking for a friend]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (wYseH)


You get to define how long "one sitting" is, so...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:28 PM (fZuhk)

189

What's hilarious is that camera hogg's stupid totalitarian bus tour began in...

Chicago, where he and his gang ranted about gun safety, the NRA, making legal gun ownership even more difficult if not impossible.

In Chicago.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:29 PM (CWAb5)

190 "Correlation coefficients - how do they work? And what are they good for?"

The Left's answer for the inner city is to let illegal guns proliferate, but deny the right to personal defense, even in the home.

As expected, BLM in places like Baltimore has led to more gun murders, most victims being Black. But this is never allowed into the Great Debate.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (pV/54)


Correlation coefficient between gun violence and gun ownership - probably negative, and substantial.

Correlation coefficient between gun violence and (ahem) demography - hefty. Very hefty.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:30 PM (OP3/s)

191 Thus, the food thread topic is born.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 24, 2018 01:30 PM (GVBRz)

192 "How many pierogies are too many to eat in one sitting?

[asking for a friend]"

Boiled, or fired?

It makes a difference, you know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:31 PM (EyPfd)

193 192. You people are barbarians. Boiled, it's called pelmini. Made larger and fried, they're cheburiki. This is basic stuff.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:32 PM (fA1SL)

194
Brady Brunch is on. It's the cursed idol episode in Hawaii. Part 2.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (CWAb5)

195 Horst Weasel. So it is written. So it shall be done.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (Y9uH4)

196 I don't really agree with the sign-in-the-window approach to things. I want my business to take money from every MF'er coming down the street. I'll use that dough later to whatever ends I desire. Shutting off or pissing off half of my customer base just doesn't seem like good biz. Maybe if yer mega-corp or something then you can get away with that kind of grandstanding, but a small biz needs to be politically invisible.

Posted by: goon at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (PEcU2)

197 @186 The Left's answer for the inner city is to let illegal guns proliferate, but deny the right to personal defense, even in the home.
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I believe it's Brazil where the locals are so sick and tired of crime involving cheap guns (many SMGs) made in illegal local factories that they're starting to demand changes to the country's ban on private gun ownership.

Posted by: junior at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (/y4g1)

198 How many pierogies are too many to eat in one sitting? ---


At home it's dependent on how many are in the batch you made. Since you'll have to get up to make more which ends the sitting.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (/EMQL)

199 How many pierogies are too many to eat in one sitting?

[asking for a friend]


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:27 PM (wYseH)

There's no such thing as too many pierogies!

Posted by: Michael Moore, causing a global shortage of pierogies at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (/pt8Q)

200
195 Horst Weasel. So it is written. So it shall be done.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (Y9uH4)
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Wait just a dang minute!

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (MVjcR)

201 You people are barbarians. Boiled, it's called pelmini. Made larger and fried, they're cheburiki. This is basic stuff.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:32 PM (fA1SL)


Hey, don't Poleshame.

And quit flaunting your cheburashka privilege, Mr. Rockefeller here. Not everybody can afford muppet for every meal.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (fZuhk)

202

Who can recall all the "bad luck" occurrences experienced by the Bradys on account of the cursed tiki idol?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (CWAb5)

203 I love songs with horns. Just played
Make Me Smile
25 or 6 to 4
Vehicle
Move on Up
Deacon Blues

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:34 PM (pV/54)

204 You people are barbarians"

Awww. You like us. You really do!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)

205
I love songs with horns.

Chuck Manicotti?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (CWAb5)

206 202

Who can recall all the "bad luck" occurrences experienced by the Bradys on account of the cursed tiki idol?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (CWAb5)
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Seeing Alice naked?

Posted by: Weasel at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (MVjcR)

207 So.
Maxine wants open season on trump supporters?

Ok. Bring it beyoch.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

208 Palpatine, where do calzones and pastys fit in this spectrum?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (2K6fY)

209 197. I'd note, as well, the entrepreneurial proliferation of - ahem - non-state actors making REMOVE in the areas infested with favela scum.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

210 Who can recall all the "bad luck" occurrences experienced by the Bradys on account of the cursed tiki idol?


All I remember is Marsha getting here nose broken and Florence Henderson being consumed by erupting lava.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

211
Whaaa?

I'd love to see Alice noodie kazoo!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (CWAb5)

212 Always thought of Hogg as more of an Isaac from Children of the Corn lookalike.

Posted by: chris at June 24, 2018 01:36 PM (mx4Kg)

213 Brady Brunch is on. It's the cursed idol episode in Hawaii. Part 2.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:33 PM (CWAb5)

Tiki God.....The Presidents of the United States.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaTz--HCTgw

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 24, 2018 01:36 PM (EoRCO)

214 Rhetorically, in answer to your rhetorical question, categorically no.

Posted by: Anferny at June 24, 2018 01:36 PM (Dt8rf)

215 What the bloody hell is going on in here?

Posted by: Fritz at June 24, 2018 01:36 PM (J7XgW)

216 You get to define how long "one sitting" is, so...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:28 PM (fZuhk)

Five minutes, standing over the stove, burning my his fingers on the pierogies...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)

217 170
But that wouldn't help the mincing ponce look he's going for

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 24, 2018 01:20 PM (SiINZ)



He's definitely rocking that look.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:21 PM (OP3/s)


LOL, this is turning into a fashion thread.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:38 PM (8iiMU)

218 208. These are baked abominations, the culinary embodiment of the cargo cult. Seeing ancient Slavonauts eating pelmini and cheburiki, the veak, primitive ancestors of these people tried to imitate their overlords.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:38 PM (fA1SL)

219 I love songs with horns.
Chuck Manicotti"

Feels so good?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 01:39 PM (7LY+6)

220 So.
Maxine wants open season on trump supporters?


The voting map that showed Red Vs Blue countys is going to make it a short hunting season in 90% of the country.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2018 01:39 PM (/EMQL)

221 207 So.
Maxine wants open season on trump supporters?

Ok. Bring it beyoch.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

+++

Always good for mixed messages:

Domestic violence - Not condoned

Pummeling your political opponents with whatever means possible - Condoned

Posted by: washrivergal at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM (dJklA)

222 It's gonna get worse..

'Credible threats against Staffer's children'

http://tinyurl.com/y9l3cl89

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM (EyPfd)

223 Five minutes, standing over the stove, burning my his fingers on the pierogies...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 24, 2018 01:38 PM (wYseH)


Well if there's a time limit on it, it's as many as he can eat in that time, right? Otherwise why set a time limit?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM (fZuhk)

224 Sarah Sanders got kicked out of the Red Hen which is apparently a kooky free range food kind of place. The workers got all agitated and called the owner who had to come over from home and could only think of throwing Sarah out, rather than tell the workers to STFU and get back to work.

There's an episode of Portlandia where the waiter tells you the name and history of the chicken you're about to eat.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM (pV/54)

225

Not to be confused with the time the Bradys went to the Grand Canyon, stumbled upon a Ghost Town, and also fell into a volcano.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM (CWAb5)

226
You'll notice that Shit, paul ryan, has no condemnation for the Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:41 PM (CWAb5)

227 All of us down at the Brattleboror Womens Reproducktive Health Clinic are so proud of Maxinne Walters . She should be vice Presdent and Hillary the Presdent and things woulds be grate. We love her as much as Presdent Obama. Keeps up the goad work !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 24, 2018 01:41 PM (qM84C)

228 Maxine Waters has weighed in with Deep Thoughts. She has "no sympathy" for those chased from restaurants. The public should "turn on them" and "absolutely harass" Trump admin officials, not just at restaurants but also at gas stations, while shopping in stores, etc. Of course she and the other loonies are demanding that Sec. Nielsen resign.

Yeah! Make 'em sit at the end of the counter, and ride in the back of the bus. You tell 'em, Maxine!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:42 PM (OP3/s)

229 It is only a matter of time before someone gets killed.
Rush is right.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:42 PM (0tfLf)

230 There's an episode of Portlandia where the waiter tells you the name and history of the chicken you're about to eat.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM (pV/54)


And one where the patrons ask if the chicken ("Henry?") had had a happy life.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:43 PM (OP3/s)

231 Credible threats against Staffer's children"

Eagerly anticipating food, so read that as "Stouffer's children..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 01:43 PM (7LY+6)

232 Does standing over the stove count as a sitting?

Also, now I want pierogies.

Maybe I'll just order an egg roll or two, because they'll cook them for me and pierogies I'd have to do on my own.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2018 01:44 PM (fuK7c)

233 -
--
You'll notice that Shit, paul ryan, has no condemnation for the Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018
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Never had it, never will.

Posted by: Paul "7-Up" Ryan at June 24, 2018 01:44 PM (RVcmP)

234 To think some of my friends, all gun owners, thought i was being paranoid because i bought lots of ammo during King Shit Midas's reign of error.

All of this shit is his doing. ALL OF IT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 24, 2018 01:44 PM (pw+jk)

235 The Left's answer for the inner city is to let illegal guns proliferate, but deny the right to personal defense, even in the home.

-
Consistent with their general philosophy that the innocent may suffer but never the guilty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

236 There is a local cigar/tobacco shop that has a notice at the door, with an image of a 1911, and worded, "Concealed Carry Welcome"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:44 PM (+cu3S)

237 I am thinking Mary C for Director if HHS in the coming Hillary-Maxine ticket.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:45 PM (0tfLf)

238 his name is Colin.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 01:45 PM (2K6fY)

239 paul ryan, has no condemnation for the Democrats. "

Tough to condemn best friends...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 01:45 PM (7LY+6)

240 Yeah! Make 'em sit at the end of the counter, and ride in the back of the bus. You tell 'em, Maxine!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:42 PM (OP3/s)

Conservative only water fountains and bathrooms are next.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2018 01:45 PM (/EMQL)

241 I'm on an extended stay here in Best Virginia, and there's a shit-ton of open carry here. Kinda nice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

242 -
--
Not to be confused with the time the Bradys went to the Grand Canyon, stumbled upon a Ghost Town, and also fell into a volcano.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 24, 2018 01:40 PM
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At least none of us jumped a stupid shark.


Posted by: Greg Brady at June 24, 2018 01:46 PM (RVcmP)

243 238 his name is Colin.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 24, 2018 01:45 PM (2K6fY)


That was it.

Thank you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:47 PM (OP3/s)

244 LOL, this is turning into a fashion thread.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 24, 2018 01:38 PM (8iiMU)
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Well, hello there!

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2018 01:47 PM (rhdgT)

245 I'm on an extended stay here in Best Virginia, "

The Mountain State is carry friendly...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 24, 2018 01:47 PM (7LY+6)

246 Moar songz wit horns:

One fine Morning - Lighthouse
Get it On - Chase

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 24, 2018 01:48 PM (TvRUZ)

247 240 Yeah! Make 'em sit at the end of the counter, and ride in the back of the bus. You tell 'em, Maxine!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:42 PM (OP3/s)

Conservative only water fountains and bathrooms are next.
Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2018 01:45 PM (/EMQL)


Actually, I'm all for all of this. That way we'd know we didn't have any zips in the wire, and wouldn't have to keep an eye on the people right next to us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:48 PM (OP3/s)

248 ---
I'm sorry, I laffed. The Gay Mulatto sounds like the ragtime dance craze of 1910.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 24, 2018 01:19 PM (gUCYC)



Strangely enough, it was.

*sing-song intro*


While walking through the night air blotto
I came upon apes in a grotto
Crunching figs and dancing pizzicato
Well, I walked straight up to the Monkey King
And said Dear Primate, what makes you dance? What's that you sing?
He said, "Are you, my friend, castrato?"
How could you not know-
the jazziest
the snazziest
song of alllllllllll
"The Gay Mulatto"?

*band strikes up*

*sings*

Who put Clem in Clementine?
Who taught Shakespeare how to rhyme?
Who stole the key from the Key Lime?
The Gay Mulatto!

Who taught the hummingbird to hum?
Who taught the pirates to drink rum?
Who stole the mint from Wrigley's gum?
The Gay Mulatto!

*continues for 37 more verses*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2018 01:48 PM (ZSkht)

249 Afternoon all

Fuck the Left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2018 01:49 PM (Ydx5u)

250 I am happy to explain. You see, they plan to kill us all when we are a minority, and if we have guns that means we plan to resist, and might take precious PoC lives with us as we get hacked to pieces with machettes.

Posted by: dw at June 24, 2018 01:50 PM (stPAM)

251 At least none of us jumped a stupid shark.

Posted by: Greg Brady at June 24, 2018 01:46 PM (RVcmP)


Why bother, when you can jump Marcia and/or Jan?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:50 PM (OP3/s)

252 Still morning here Nevergiveup.
Morning!
Glad to see you are not mincing words today.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:50 PM (0tfLf)

253 Posted by: naturalfake
+++++++++++++++

But, can you dance to it?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 01:50 PM (Y9uH4)

254 So this happened: 22 hrs. ago Red Hen owner was recorded on the STD registry.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (WQMJ4)

255 Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2018 01:48 PM (ZSkht)

...holy shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (fZuhk)

256 245. Texas only recently allowed open carry by permit holders. Here? Ya don't need a permit either way. It's been a comfort here, as I've had to go to very out of the way places while schlepping around spendy stuff. I do get the occasional, 'Wut kinda pistol izzat, mister?' Kinda nice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (fA1SL)

257 To think some of my friends, all gun owners, thought i was being paranoid because i bought lots of ammo during King Shit Midas's reign of error.
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Next thing you'll say is that he created racial divisiveness, and installed incompetent people into office based in race.

Because, he did. As the left cheered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (JEV/2)

258 Sarah Sanders got kicked out of the Red Hen which is apparently a kooky free range food kind of place.

Do they have chickens running around loose in the restaurant?

I didn't think so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:52 PM (OP3/s)

259 So this happened: 22 hrs. ago Red Hen owner was recorded on the STD registry.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (WQMJ4)

Link?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 24, 2018 01:52 PM (/pt8Q)

260 Some funny stuff in this thread.

Posted by: Ralph Lauren at June 24, 2018 01:52 PM (QE8X6)

261
North Korea is reportedly getting rid of its anti-American propaganda

Meanwhile...

Protesters swarmed around Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's home Friday, besieging her family, chanting "no justice, no sleep," and playing the cries of immigrant children on loudspeakers, The Washington Times reports.

Other DHS employees were warned that there have been credible threats made against both them and their children in a system-wide email that also went out this weekend from the department's deputy secretary, which also included a list of emergency services and security protocols along with information on how to access the department's security force.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2018 01:53 PM (IqV8l)

262 'Wut kinda pistol izzat, mister?' Kinda nice
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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'Necked cartridge Commie-killer'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:53 PM (+cu3S)

263 So this happened: 22 hrs. ago Red Hen owner was recorded on the STD registry.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (WQMJ4)

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This is freaking hilarious. Ayers, you magnificent bastard, we've been reading your book!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 24, 2018 01:53 PM (A7DuI)

264 But, can you dance to it?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 24, 2018 01:50 PM (Y9uH4)



Of course, good Sir!

*does a buck and wing to "The Gay Mulatto"*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 24, 2018 01:53 PM (ZSkht)

265 Glad to see you are not mincing words today.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:50 PM (0tfLf)

Do I ever?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2018 01:54 PM (Ydx5u)

266 262. Yep. Even had a deputy sheriff ask to examine it. He'd never seen one.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:54 PM (fA1SL)

267 "Do they have chickens running around loose in the restaurant?

That'd be great! Like picking your lobster.

And you could wrench it's neck, for $2.00 more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:54 PM (pV/54)

268 I do get the occasional, 'Wut kinda pistol izzat, mister?' Kinda nice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (fA1SL)


Nagant M1895?

No, no... Obrez?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:54 PM (fZuhk)

269 look like an asshole until my wife reminds me to take it out.

-
Take it out or whip it out?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 24, 2018 01:54 PM (+y/Ru)

270 which also included a list of emergency services and security protocols along with information on how to access the department's security force.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 24, 2018 01:53 PM

They spelled "good sight picture and trigger squeeze" wrong.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (BAML8)

271 Do a search on Stephanie Wilkinson, STD registry. You will learn she contracted HIV from heroin use in 2010, poor dear.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (WQMJ4)

272 Some funny stuff in this thread.
Posted by: Ralph Lauren
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Funny how, I mean, funny like we're clowns?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (+cu3S)

273 I NEVER turn a patient away because of their political views...However, I have been known to raise the price of a procedure way up

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (Ydx5u)

274 To think some of my friends, all gun owners, thought i was being paranoid because i bought lots of ammo during King Shit Midas's reign of error.
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I made my paranoid guns and ammo purchases under Clinton's scary black rifle ban.

Posted by: X-ray at June 24, 2018 01:56 PM (/EMQL)

275 268. CZ52.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:56 PM (fA1SL)

276 >>>Funny how, I mean, funny like we're clowns?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (+cu3S)

Well, actually, that was a stupid designer pun. But no, the thread is hilarious.

Posted by: Ralph Lauren at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (QE8X6)

277 "North Korea is reportedly getting rid of its anti-American propaganda"

Trump and Fat Boy walk off together into the fog:

"Kimmie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (pV/54)

278 How many pierogies are too many to eat in one sitting?
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Do you dip them in mayo? Must have mayo!

Posted by: Hellmann's Mayo at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (qmwVL)

279 Funny how, I mean, funny like we're clowns?

Xxxxxxx

Wait!!?? It isxred nose day.
Nobody told me.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (0tfLf)

280 Protesters swarmed around Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's home Friday, besieging her family, chanting "no justice, no sleep," and playing the cries of immigrant children on loudspeakers, The Washington Times reports.

I'd love to see her husband throw open a window and yell, "OK, assholes, what's your preference? Hollow point or FMJ? If you set foot on our property I'll try to accommodate your preference."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (OP3/s)

281 254 So this happened: 22 hrs. ago Red Hen owner was recorded on the STD registry.

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 01:51 PM (WQMJ4)


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Huh, never knew there was such a thing. Didn't research further, but how can this not possibly be abused -- akin to revenge porn?

Posted by: ShainS at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (BiLU+)

282 CZ52.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:56 PM (fA1SL)


"What's that thing shoot?"
"Firing pins"

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 01:58 PM (fZuhk)

283 271 Do a search on Stephanie Wilkinson, STD registry. You will learn she contracted HIV from heroin use in 2010, poor dear.
Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (WQMJ4)


Hey, I'd be thrilled to get kicked out of a restaurant she owned or ran.

Preferably before I ate there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (OP3/s)

284 Amusingly enough, I was actually in Lexington, VA last night having dinner with some friends. (Not at the Red Hen though!)

One of the group is a first responder with Rockbridge County, the deplorable hinterland in which Lexington is situated.
Interesting factoid: although an independent city, Lexington does not have an independent fire or police department. They're under Rockbridge County for that stuff.

Fortunately for the Red Hen b*tch, the deplorable first responders don't apply political tests.
Yet.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (0jtPF)

285 282. Ha! Also true. But our friends at Numrich helped me fix that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (fA1SL)

286 CZ52.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:56 PM

Got one of those meself. Mmmm...early gun thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (BAML8)

287 Well, actually, that was a stupid designer pun. But no, the thread is hilarious.
Posted by: Ralph Lauren at June 24, 2018 01:57 PM (QE8X6)
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They told us it was a fashion thread. But I think they lied.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (rhdgT)

288 at the Boulder Latinx Festival. it is pouring with rain so I am at the GOP booth.

it is far from the main area but it does overlook Broadway. so we are visible to traffic.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (zyg92)

289 Kind of gives a new meaning to "Red Hen."

Posted by: Caliban at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (QE8X6)

290 Funny how, I mean, funny like we're clowns?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 01:55 PM (+cu3S)

Well, actually, that was a stupid designer pun. But no, the thread is hilarious.
Posted by: Ralph Lauren
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Well, the above is a throwaway meme line from Goodfellas. One has to strike whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (nhAAH)

291 286. Great weapons. I've got two, and picked up a 'beater' just in case.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (fA1SL)

292 Red Hen.

Let the commie jokes start.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)

293 263. Someone needs to call OSHA to insure there are no stray needles scattered about her restaurant. *cluck*

Posted by: kallisto at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (WQMJ4)

294 STD registry? they have those?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (zyg92)

295 it is far from the main area but it does overlook Broadway. so we are visible to traffic.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 01:59 PM (zyg92)
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I hope you get some nice people coming by, and no jerks. I mean I know it's Boulder, but still. There have to be some more good ones there.

Reel 'em in.

Posted by: bluebell at June 24, 2018 02:01 PM (rhdgT)

296
At the ballpark for the Royals-Astros game. An a capella choir from Corpus Christi sang the National Anthem straight but with such purity and expression that I almost blubber.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 24, 2018 02:01 PM (U6sW7)

297 292 Red Hen.

Let the commie jokes start.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)


Shoulda called her restaurant the "Red Bitch." And served dog, too, in honor of our dusky Lord and Savior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 02:01 PM (OP3/s)

298 The curious thing is, The Little Red Hen stopped cooking, because she was surrounded by Commies, and especially the big-brotherish farmer.

I doubt that story is read by kids anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (nhAAH)

299 They're going after secondary Admin figures and Baron and Melania, because attacks on Trump have proven not to work.

It violates Alinsky's 13th Rule, which implicitly requires that you target a primary actor of some kind.

That's because Trump has turned tables:
"Alinsky you magnificent bastard. I read your book!" (TM)

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (pV/54)

300 STD registry? they have those?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (zyg92)


Mine aren't even pedigreed.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (fZuhk)

301 294 STD registry? they have those?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (zyg92)


To a good approximation probably the same as people registering Democrat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (OP3/s)

302 If you like Horn sections, get on over to Colemine Records and buy just about everything they've got.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (+h1Xl)

303 "Do you dip them in mayo? Must have mayo!"

Maple Syrup.

Trust me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 24, 2018 02:03 PM (EyPfd)

304 The Label, not the store.

Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 02:03 PM (+h1Xl)

305 STD registry? they have those?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM (zyg92)


Sure. It's for same sex marriage, where the happy couple can specify what diseases they want their friends to give them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 02:03 PM (OP3/s)

306 With a name like Thompson, you probably used a Chicago Typewriter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thompson_submachine_gun

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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That Thompson is so dangerous they can't post an actual pic, it has to be a pic of a replica.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2018 02:03 PM (D7dYu)

307 Pelmini and cheburiki go well with sour cream.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 02:03 PM (fA1SL)

308 Florida AG Pam Bondi was hounded out of a movie theater. She was shouted at and spit upon by people blocking the exit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2018 12:40 PM (2NqXo)

At that point, she should have called the police and had every one of the spitters arrested and charged with every applicable crime... including kidnapping and assault.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 24, 2018 02:04 PM (FTXAT)

309 Meanwhile...

Protesters swarmed around Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen's home Friday, besieging her family, chanting "no justice, no sleep," and playing the cries of immigrant children on loudspeakers, The Washington Times reports.



Don't confront the crazies head on. Go around to their cars or buses and cut the valve stems.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 02:04 PM (yQpMk)

310 Red Hun? I'm a Red Hun!

Posted by: Karl Marx at June 24, 2018 02:04 PM (Ndje9)

311 Florida AG Pam Bondi was hounded out of a movie theater. She was shouted at and spit upon by people blocking the exit.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 24, 2018 12:40 PM (2NqXo)


What's a movie theater?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 02:04 PM (OP3/s)

312 Great weapons. I've got two, and picked up a 'beater' just in case.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 02:00 PM

The late RMBS Dad left me an interesting and eclectic collection.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 24, 2018 02:04 PM (BAML8)

313 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 24, 2018 02:05 PM (xaip0)

314 Sure a good thing some organization like the internal revenue dudes do not go out of their way to check the books at the red chicken.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 24, 2018 02:05 PM (0tfLf)

315 They're going after secondary Admin figures and Baron and Melania, because attacks on Trump have proven not to work.

It violates Alinsky's 13th Rule, which implicitly requires that you target a primary actor of some kind.

That's because Trump has turned tables:
"Alinsky you magnificent bastard. I read your book!" (TM)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (pV/54)

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Thank you for the Alinsky correction. I incorrectly attributed The Rules for Radicals to Ayers, who only used them, but did not write them, at #263.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 24, 2018 02:05 PM (A7DuI)

316 >>302 If you like Horn sections, get on over to Colemine Records and buy just about everything they've got.
Posted by: garrett at June 24, 2018 02:02 PM (+h1Xl)

I like Horn sections. Got anything in a size 12?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 24, 2018 02:06 PM (QE8X6)

317 They told us it was a fashion thread. But I think they lied.

Posted by: bluebell



We can fix that. Tell us about every little thing you're wearing, then describe taking each off, in detail.

Don't hurry through it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 24, 2018 02:07 PM (fuK7c)

318 Call this guy at 316.779.8700 and say thanks ... it'll make his day. Ask for Paul.

Posted by: Dr_No at June 24, 2018 02:08 PM (imDUY)

319 ""Alinsky you magnificent bastard. I read your book!" (TM)"

AFAIK, I coined it here back in the early days of the Trump Wars at AoSHQ.

I thought Trump could win, in large part because of his Mad Media Skillz. It's extended to governing.

The Rs will win or swing in November depending on Deplorable turnout. I'm betting on a Red Wave. Then watch what happens.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 24, 2018 02:11 PM (pV/54)

320 Don't confront the crazies head on. Go around to their cars or buses and cut the valve stems.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Use a pair of dikes when you do it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 24, 2018 02:12 PM (D7dYu)

321 (294) STD Registry dot com. Division of Facebook Enterprises Ltd.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 24, 2018 02:13 PM (RuIsu)

322 Don't confront the crazies head on. Go around to their cars or buses and cut the valve stems.

Posted by: Grump928(C)


Nah. That'll strand them there outside your house.

Place a nail at 45 degrees in front of and behind every tire. That'll way they'll make it some distance before they realize they have a problem.

With luck, they'll break down going through the ghetto at dusk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 24, 2018 02:14 PM (OP3/s)

323 So this happened: 22 hrs. ago Red Hen owner was recorded on the STD registry.

Posted by: kallisto

So, the owner has the clap ?

Posted by: JT at June 24, 2018 02:25 PM (lBiGz)

324 Camera Hogg's bodyguards are probably some of his father's former coworkers in the FBI doing their old buddy a solid and the more I see the FBI's true colors, they are probably doing it for free.

Posted by: The chicken of depression at June 24, 2018 02:26 PM (IC7R4)

325 "Do a search on Stephanie Wilkinson, STD registry. You will learn she contracted HIV from heroin use in 2010, poor dear."

You had better be as ABSOLUTELY sure as you can be that this is the SAME Stephanie Wilkinson before you go spreading this stuff around the intertubes.

This is how innocent people who just happen to have the same name as a mass shooter, loudmouthed celebrity, etc. get their lives turned upside down through NO FAULT of their own. Ask Ryan Lanza (brother of the Sandy Hook perp, who was wrongly ID'd as the suspect initially) or the "other" James Holmes from Denver (a Target employee who happened to have the same name as the Aurora, Colo. theater perp).

Posted by: Secret Square at June 24, 2018 02:29 PM (9WuX0)

326 I'm on an extended stay here in Best Virginia, and there's a shit-ton of open carry here. Kinda nice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:46 PM


Well, at least the reason for the precipitous decline in exemplary customer service for which Austin is so richly famous is now known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 24, 2018 02:33 PM (DMUuz)

327 "142 E.D.C. Every damn day. Every damn where.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 01:12 PM (yQp"


Damn right !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 24, 2018 02:37 PM (GNCPT)

328 The bigger question concerning David Hogg is why is David Hogg wearing painted on jeans/pants made for women?

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 24, 2018 02:39 PM (EM0pH)

329 The bigger question concerning David Hogg is why is David Hogg wearing painted on jeans/pants made for women?


He doesn't need any room in the crotch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 24, 2018 02:41 PM (yQpMk)

330 The bigger question concerning David Hogg is why is David Hogg wearing painted on jeans/pants made for women?
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 24, 2018 02:39 PM


He has no need to worry about a Ballroom Blitz.

Posted by: The Sweet at June 24, 2018 02:49 PM (DMUuz)

331 Hogg+15 minutes = Cindy Sheehan

Good bye.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 24, 2018 02:53 PM (cVEhF)

332 Weasel!



Ratboy tells me he's your first subscriber to your YouTube channel, and "rang the bell" (phrasing?)

Posted by: Steck at June 24, 2018 03:22 PM (LlRQB)

333 If you must give this weasel more publicity, please go back to using the label "crisis actor." It's true, and it makes them scream.

Posted by: jdgalt at June 24, 2018 03:51 PM (3SFo/)

334 Pelmini and cheburiki go well with sour cream.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 02:03 PM (fA1SL)

I saw Palmini and Chebunki back up Leon Russell at his funeral.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 24, 2018 04:02 PM (9BLnV)

335 Greetings:

I grew up in the Bronx. Street sweeping at 3am never happened.

Well. maybe with the Dutch.

Posted by: 11B40 at June 24, 2018 04:07 PM (evgyj)

336 83 Looking for Sotomayer to announce retirement tomorrow. Health reasons.

---

Diabeetus can be managed, by excercise, medicatiob, and a diet that includes heart healthy oatmeal.

Now, federal regulation? It's like a dick in your oatmeal.

Heart healthy oatmeal. With a dick in it. Nobody's eatin that.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at June 24, 2018 05:20 PM (t5m5e)

337 Just further proof that Latte Leftists just parrot words they don't know the meanings of. They don't actually know what a "bigot" is other than just "someone not progressive enough". They have no idea what the Nazi Party was or what its platform was, just that their Fifth Grade teachers said they were bad, mmkay? That they themselves agitate for nearly the entire Nazi platform with the only exception being the German nationalism part is entirely lost on them. (Heck, even the Jew-killin' is making a comeback within some of the circles)

A bit like children who hear a swear word for the first time and just go off repeating it without knowing what they're saying.

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 24, 2018 05:31 PM (EfAMZ)

338 Hogg shows signs of the chronic sin of politics - believing your own bullshit.

He probably ACTUALLY BELIEVES that his life is in danger from 'gun nuts' who want to kill him for 'speaking truth to power'.

Most actual gun enthusiasts, on the other hand, understand that Hogg is the best NRA spokesman in the last 10 years besides Obama. He perfectly represents the crude, arrogant, clueless limousine liberal that thinks snidely and condescendingly putting down the majority of America furthers his cause.

Posted by: DudeAbides at June 24, 2018 06:10 PM (gEPDv)

339 Big feet, skinny legs, probably skinny dick, no chin, broad at the top triangle head.

Yeah, I know. I want him, too!

Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood witch at June 24, 2018 06:14 PM (HLTe8)

340 177 167. The website heyjackass.com is a valuable resource for tracking the carnage in Chicago. I recommend it. There's exhaustive statistical analysis, but with a biy of gallows humor, e.g., accidental self-inflicted gsw's are called 'selfies.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 24, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)

My favorite stat: 13.3% homicide clearance rate. Basically, it means you can pop anybody with something like impunity from the law.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 24, 2018 06:14 PM (1FhAQ)

341 Immunity. You knew what I meant.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech at June 24, 2018 06:15 PM (1FhAQ)

342 341
Immunity. You knew what I meant.

Posted by: joncelli, delivering his speech

Impunity works to when no one gives a shit and what idiot is going to snitch when the cops can't find their original perp.

Posted by: Gmac - 'All politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at June 24, 2018 07:02 PM (qZdIZ)

343 We are required to apply for a concealed carry permit here in OH, but open carry is allowed.

So I would just "strap up" as the night manager of a pizza shop when I made my run to the bank's night depository with the register receipts at 2AM on Fridays and Saturdays.

The funniest was when some junkie looking dude pulled a knife on me after I had already shut the drawer. I folded my coat back that was just long enough to hide my holster and asked if he really brought a knife to a gunfight. )

He got 2-10 yrs.

Posted by: Scott at June 24, 2018 07:50 PM (sTk/4)

344 Guns Gun owners and NRA Welcome March for our Lives and David Hogg can go home its time for their diapar's to be changed

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at June 24, 2018 10:27 PM (FLiOE)

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