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United Airlines, American Airlines Say They Won't Transport Illegal Immigrant Children Back To Their Homes

Yes let's do All the Corporate Favors for the Chamber of Commerce.

United Airlines joined American Airlines in telling the federal government to "immediately refrain" from using its planes to transport children who have been separated from their families who crossed the US-Mexico border.

Like many other US airlines, American has contracts with the federal government that allow authorities to use its planes to provide for certain travel. For example, the company said it has "carried refugees for non-profits and the government."

"We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday. "We have every expectation the government will comply with our request and we thank them for doing so."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:10 PM




Comments

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1 Get woke, go broke

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (7HtZB)

2 FIRRRRRST!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

3
dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

4 You know who also should deny UA from business?

The DoD.

Posted by: Scott T. at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xGZ+b)

5 Then we're back to Greyhound. Not that there's really much difference between AA & Greyhound anyway.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (yACxx)

6 Well, by.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (X+DbD)

7 Deny UA _any_ business

Posted by: Scott T. at June 20, 2018 04:11 PM (xGZ+b)

8 Nice, yank their license.
They are required to operate under Presidential Authority in time of emergency.
If they are not to follow the law, in service to those who break the law what laws may we Americans break?

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (SzZnW)

9 The Air Force has transports...

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)

10 And American Airports will no longer allow their planes to land.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)

11 Surely the right can muster the strength to boycott these creeps. And, PDT should have an EO that AA and United are no longer used for government travel, too.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (QPeHQ)

12 Well this is a Good Thing - United would have just stuffed them in an overhead locker and let them suffocate.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (k1TUh)

13 I'll drive them if I can get some of that government $$$.

Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (72PAC)

14 Another look at Trebuchet Airways?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (EyPfd)

15 Fine then they stand to lose all Federal Contract Carrier arrangements. That should cost them about $50 BILLION $$$$ a year.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (+Dllb)

16 Nice airline you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.
Posted by: Fully Weaponized FAA

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (zHhW4)

17 They never had the slightest problem doing this up until now of course....

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (LiyEm)

18 Nevermind, we can use Air America. The real one, not the radio show. It was once the world's largest airline, but who knows today.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (md3fh)

19 Funny. Don't know if they've done it, but they're again it...

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (7LY+6)

20 What's that you said?

Posted by: FAA at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (vDqXW)

21 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

22 I see a FAA shitstorm coming there way. Lots more inspections and fees increasing BIGLY.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (pw+jk)

23 How high is the bar for insanity?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (mNJBC)

24 This makes it easier for me to decide whether to use my work rewards points to buy airline tickets or a Roku

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)

25 I'm sure there are some helicopter companies that would step into the gap.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

26 Another look at Trebuchet Airways?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Pinochet Tours.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (zHhW4)

27 I hope for backlashing

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (FOPyv)

28 So Boxcars. Am I Right?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)

29

Wow.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (fceHP)

30 So children who are being sent from the border detention to relatives in NYC are banned from traveling on these two airlines.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (OdLH1)

31 godDAMMIT!

I fucking HATE American Airlines, but live in the DFW area and have no choice but to use them because of this being their base.

Piss off, you shithole airline.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (Pi667)

32 23 How high is the bar for insanity?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (mNJBC)

About 30,000 feet apparently

Posted by: josephistan at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7HtZB)

33 Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week"

Per ton. I've an F 150...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7LY+6)

34 12 Well this is a Good Thing - United would have just stuffed them in an overhead locker and let them suffocate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:12 PM (k1TUh)


LOL!

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (QPeHQ)

35 I boycott the entire system by not flying anymore. Maybe once in a while, but prefer to drive, even when it's the 1100 miles to Phoenix.

If I do fly, I try to take Southwest, and even they're not as good as they used to be.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (k1TUh)

36 Expect bad news from AA and UA financials at end of Q2. They're always covering for something.

Posted by: Alskari at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (tdVTp)

37
More leftarded masks come off.

If it was me, I'd cancel every single one of their government contracts like right now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (HaL55)

38 They had absolutely no problem doing it when Obama was president.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (ATVNj)

39 alternate headline

"Airlines insist government return children home on top of freight trains through Mexico, same way they came."

Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (bT8Z4)

40 Another reason to fly Southwest - Death to the Wright Amendment!

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)

41 I see a FAA shitstorm coming there way. Lots more inspections and fees increasing BIGLY.
Posted by: Shep Smith at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (pw+jk)
----------

And for once it wouldn't bother me.

Also, what's the penalty for being a contract with Uncle Sugar?

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (rhdgT)

42 Do we really have to return them to their original places of residence? Why not just dump them on the Mexican side of the border and let the Beaners deal with it? Most of them are "undocumented" anyway, so who knows where they're from.

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (md3fh)

43 I live in NE Texas and have a Tacoma. I can probably get 6-8 a week back to the border checkpoint.


Gas and $10 an hour and I would be happy to work 3 or 4 days a week.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (+Dllb)

44 Like AA UAL are without sin? Let's beat the sh*t out of passengers, overbook almost every flight, have loaded planes sit on the tarmac for hours. Maybe they need to get their own houses in order before preaching to the rest of the world. Oh, I forgot - liberals!

Posted by: oldgeezer at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (lHLIE)

45 Huzzah! We can almost smell the sweet, sweet government contract dollars rolling in!

Posted by: The Flingley Trebuchet Works, LLC at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (BRvh1)

46 Eh... if they have existing contracts they can just shut the hell up and do what they're told.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (h2Bdk)

47 We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (vI+F1)

48 So children who are being sent from the border detention to relatives in NYC are banned from traveling on these two airlines.
Posted by: Jen


Yes. They will be paired with a hobo and hooked up with a freight train.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (zHhW4)

49 Um...Skippy.

If you are taking them back to their home, aren't you reuniting them with their families, instead of separating them?

Why does UA not want to reunite families?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (EyPfd)

50 It's funny because two months from now this will all be forgotten...

Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (Hucnr)

51 *waves arms*
We have planes!!

Posted by: UPS at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (xBSm0)

52 30,

Yep. They haven't thought this thru.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (7LY+6)

53 They walked here, right?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (5jVnA)

54 The INS used to have its own airlines. They made a point of delivering illegals far away from their home to make a financial point of fucking with the US Border.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

55 Up next, refusing to fly the kids and their parents back together.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (lKs2v)

56 Well of course not, fear of the Left is the main driving force in America today.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (pHfeF)

57 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

58 Southwest airlines FTW

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (czkHE)

59 33
Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week"



Per ton. I've an F 150...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:14 PM (7LY+6)

I'm in. Silverado Crew Cab. We got us a convoy.......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (jxbfJ)

60 And have they heard about the law that will allow foreign airlines to fly local flights?

They can be replaced and the fares go down.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (bkV+o)

61 How is the left going to ever recover the Evil Corporation narrative, when they do their bidding without much prompting?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW)

62 Maybe the Germans have some trains they can lend us ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (AoK0a)

63 Eh? They get to fly back? Why not bused back?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)

64 Slow Boat to Oaxaca?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (2LelM)

65 If it was me, I'd cancel every single one of their government contracts like right now.


=======
My guess is the companies can break a contract but will sue if the feds break a contract. I'd take them to court and impose some very hefty fines for breech of contract.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (pw+jk)

66

How high is the bar for insanity?

About 30,000 ft. in this case.

Depending on cloud cover, of course.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (HaL55)

67 it seems like the more trump we get, the more the remaining few anti-trumpers writhe around more and more violently creating a thousand more trumps

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (FOPyv)

68 Shipping containers and a shoehorn

Posted by: Bruce at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (8ikIW)

69 You know, it's a gott-dang shame that the United States Armed Forces as a whole have no flying machines with which to transport people with. Not a single one.

Dang shame.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (BRvh1)

70 Deny United and American the use of US airspace. If they want to play, then they get the shiv.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (O9qtX)

71 How about Aeromexico flies them, or else they lose their US air routes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (ATVNj)

72 If UA and AA are under contract with the US Govt., and they will not fulfill the terms of their contract -- they lose the contract. Case closed. There are other airlines that would/could use the business.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (jxbfJ)

73 We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full
and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.


Liberian container ships.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (xBSm0)

74 Pay me per ride and I'll do it 7 days a week"

Per ton. I've an F 150...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


So. Three senoritas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (zHhW4)

75 Air Pinochet will take them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (OLCnA)

76 Oh for God's sake.

This shit is getting to be absolutely intolerable.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (4ErVI)

77 Trump should announce that he won't be giving American or United any more U.S. government business, so they can preserve their virtue-signalling dignity.

F*ck them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (fqUgw)

78 47 The Love Boat,load up the muffins and make a run.The Love Boat,ship those muppets back to Mexico!

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (LiyEm)

79 we should outsource this to mexican airlines

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (FOPyv)

80 Well, I for one think they should give free transport to the U.S. for anyone declaring themselves a refugee.
From anywhere in the world.
Otherwise they are racists.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:17 PM (VpIIl)

81 OK.

Aero Pinochet it is then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (L+DZm)

82 A contract is a contract, right?

Posted by: frode at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (Amc8V)

83 They are a business and allowed to do what they want!!!

Posted by: Libertardians at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (J70i0)

84 Count me in - crew cab shortbed F150 - I'll even serve cold water.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (37IEG)

85 [[insert jacking off motion]]

Thank you for virtue signalling.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (2MNlk)

86

They are all starting to sound and act like sh*t for brains, little kid Hogg. Stamping feet. Holding their breath.

Children.

But, worse.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (fceHP)

87 So- I guess they now go back to Mexico, who let them in, and it becomes their problem.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

88 F'in' United would probably lose them anyway.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (7oUUT)

89 "We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday. "We have every expectation the government will comply with our request and we thank them for doing so."

"But we're still on for dragging obnoxious Chinks off our planes."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:18 PM (L+DZm)

90
People virtue signalling has donned the leather jacket, put on ski's and jumped the shark to Corporate Virtue Signalling.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

91 All Trump has to do is ban United and American from Federal Business. Do you have any idea how many GSers fly every week?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)

92 ICE buses. Drop them off at their point of entry.

Posted by: Bosk at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (fjMEv)

93 How high is the bar for insanity?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM



Helloooooo! **waves** Wow you people look like ants from up here.

Posted by: Peter Fonda at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (EzdLW)

94 Some competitor might be glad for the extra income--then again, the gov might need to spin off Deportation Airlines.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

95 C-5's & C117's & C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (Y9uH4)

96 57 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

97
Bake me a cake, AS.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (BWL+E)

98 The government should withdraw ALL of its business from United and American.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (L+DZm)

99 No border, no wall, no USA at all!!!

Posted by: Antifa, now the official American position at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (YtLwH)

100 Attorney: Your Honor, on behalf of Dewey, Cheathem and Howe, my client, UA, did not breach the contract with the government, but rather exercised its rights under the contract to refuse to perform.

The Court: Where exactly is that provision?

Attorney: It's right there, the handwritten stuff right after the provision saying PDT is an orange freak.
Court: Counsel for the Government, how much were you requesting in sanctions again?

Posted by: Penfold at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (Fbt5B)

101 My guess is the companies can break a contract but will sue if the feds break a contract.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (pw+jk)
--------
Oh ho ho, not at all. The government is fond of fining contractors for anything they can.


Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (rhdgT)

102 We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.

Liberian container ships.
Posted by: Roland THTG


Paging Captain Schettino.
Paging Captain Francis Schettino.

Please pick up the Costa Concordia courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (zHhW4)

103 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.

-----

Oh...... Ill remind you assholes of that when you cancel a flight and I miss my connection to get back home.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

104 "21 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"


And best of all, no long TSA waiting lines !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (GNCPT)

105 They did make it a "request" so I have a feeling they have to transport whoever the government says they have to transport.

They're just looking for air time.

Contribute to the confusion and insanity.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (bkV+o)

106 "Do you have any idea how many GSers fly every week?"


NGU provides his own ticket on the carrier of his choice...yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (EyPfd)

107 Just another reason to drive and enjoy the scenery.

Posted by: Dick at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (SRarZ)

108 Drive them one foot across the border into Mexico and drop them off. They walked in, they can walk home.

Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf)

109 CANCEL ALL THEIR CONTRACTS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

110 62 Posted by: Adriane the Sarcastic Critic ... at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (AoK0a)

American Airlines did Obama's bidding, I can't walk into Lincolnshire UK, and demand back ancestral lands taken from my family in the 1600s....
why can 10 million guys named Juan do so based on an 1800s purchase?

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (SzZnW)

111 Yes, all corporations are right wing. Ha ha.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (IqV8l)

112 So many companies to boycott, so little money to withhold.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)

113 >>>Yes let's do All the Corporate Favors for the Chamber of Commerce.

Well, it's not so much that. It's that the CEO is a Mexican. Like that Indian Pepsi bitch, we let these people come here, and as AA hires in sinecures get treated much better than they deserve. Instead of showing gratitude towards this country and respecting the rule of law, they behave like tribal, subhuman animals. They repay goodwill and openmindedness will bigotry and herd mentality.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)

114 So if they havr contracts and are not fulfilling them - CANCEL the contract.

Get woke, go broke.

Posted by: Nevyan at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (a7HML)

115 Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (RD7QR)


That would be "scheduled service to some shithole. Where the plane actually lands, and its speed and angle of attack when it does so, are another question entirely.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (L+DZm)

116 It's summertime, and there are probably a lot of school buses not being used for the next few months.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (rhdgT)

117 Hey, UA and AA. Nice planes you got there. Be a shame if something happened to them.---FAA Air Traffic Controllers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (9BLnV)

118 eh...screw um. The USPS has contractual agreements with air freight providers already in place. Toss them (FedEx) a few extra dollars to convert some of their lesser used airliners into passenger transport...and use them.

Posted by: Orson at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (f4pfm)

119
United will have the kids put in the overhead compartments, then be surprised when they die of suffocation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (BWL+E)

120 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"

Deluxe first class flights have you wrapped in beach balls and an emergency balloon.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (bkV+o)

121 C-5's & C117's & C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.
---------------------------

We really don't want to use mil A/C for this.

Transportation of mil assets is a priority.

Part of reason CRAF was implemented.

Posted by: dDan at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (hwYmz)

122 Well, it's not so much that. It's that the CEO is a Mexican. Like that Indian Pepsi bitch, we let these people come here, and as AA hires in sinecures get treated much better than they deserve. Instead of showing gratitude towards this country and respecting the rule of law, they behave like tribal, subhuman animals. They repay goodwill and openmindedness will bigotry and herd mentality.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (L+DZm)

123 103 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.
_____________________________________

Except if you're Asian, and middle-aged, and male.

Then we will unceremoniously drag your ass out of the plane and post it on youtube.

Posted by: United at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (ATVNj)

124 "Please pick up the Costa Concordia courtesy wall ceiling phone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (EyPfd)

125 Sounds like a real good time to start an airline.
I'd begin by bidding just for the DOD contracts.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf)

126 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)

Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"
Posted by: joncelli


Malaysian Airlines. Problem disappears forever.

Too soon?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (zHhW4)

127 Do we have anymore WWII LSTs still floating?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (2LelM)

128 Less likely to fly those airlines? How do I use them less than zero?

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (1L9V9)

129 102
We should recommission old cruise ships, keep them in port until full
and make a one way trip to Veracruz, Mexico. Wash, repeat.



Liberian container ships.

Posted by: Roland THTG





Paging Captain Schettino.

Paging Captain Francis Schettino.



Please pick up the Costa Concordia courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (zHhW4)

We even have some disciplined US Navy junior grade officers that we can recruit to navigate the ships. I hear they need practice.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (jxbfJ)

130 Wasn't Dilbert's Elbonian Airlines like that?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (bkV+o)

131 Hadrian - see #12, beat you to it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (k1TUh)

132 >>>Just another reason to drive and enjoy the scenery.

thank god and greyhound...

Posted by: concrete girl at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (yzU5t)

133 Did they just cut their noses off? I think that they may have forgotten that we live in a market economy. Somewhere, someone is going to love getting that business.

Posted by: goon at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (PEcU2)

134
In related news..... DICKS Sporting Goods announces they are no longer selling assault rifles to undocumented immigrants in any of their chain stores.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (8XRCm)

135 United will have the kids put in the overhead compartments, then be surprised when they die of suffocation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM (BWL+E)

And blame Ivanka Trump for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (BRvh1)

136 C-5's C117's C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.


Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM

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Plus they have to get their quarterly training hours in one way or the other.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)

137 AA hasn't been flying anyone out of Charlotte for a week now. Maybe they could concentrate on that shit show instead.

Posted by: NCKate at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (nU09Z)

138 We are quite screwed with 1/2 of the country inviting a invasion and hiding them once they get here, actually fighting the Fed's to do that.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (pHfeF)

139 115. As I say, SMR benefit from enhanced, accelerated natural selection.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (fA1SL)

140 Aren't all airlines involved with separating people from their families?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (2LelM)

141 So. Three senoritas.
Posted by: rickb223 "

Ah... si.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (7LY+6)

142 How are these airlines not being racist?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (t9n/3)

143 Sounds like a real good time to start an airline.
I'd begin by bidding just for the DOD contracts.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf)
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ICEAir.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (rhdgT)

144 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"
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You've never felt so free in the air.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)

145 Are you guys really so anxious to make yourselves even MORE unpopular?
Flesh-eating bacteria are about to lap you.

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (LAe3v)

146 Considering the state of airline travel these days, I'll be driving to my vacation destinations. Between getting raped by TSA, luggage getting lost, airline delays, and generally rotten behavior by airlines, its just easier to drive. Its too bad really, airline travel is the safest its ever been but the service is worse.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (R+L56)

147 Someone get hold of AeroMexico and see if they're interested in making some dinero.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)

148 Ah I see... them Dems are gonna grease the corporate coffers with big kick backs and tax breaks just as soon as they get their voters safe and comfy in the good ole' U.S.


Posted by: dananjcon at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (xqfqx)

149 "United 777 Heavy, turn right heading 270 and enter into a holding pattern...we'll get with you in an hour or two."

FAA Air Traffic Controllers

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (0tfLf)

150 screw these guys. you think coyotes won't take money from us to smuggle these fuckers back where they came from?

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (MTjB1)

151 I think the CEOs and boards of these Airlines need to have IRS anal probes.
Then the Airlines should start getting FAA and NTSB and whatever other federal agency has authority, anal probes.
All contracts with these firms should be revoked with penalties for non-compliance.
Time for liberals to pay the price.

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9221z)

152

"See... the... U-SA!
From the rearview mirror
on a TREB-uchet!..."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)

153 We wont separate your kids but happy to kill your dog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (ovir2)

154 OK, let them walk.
They cross the border in violation of our immigration laws, actually have their case adjudicated and they are legally denied entry.
But they don't want the government to give them a free flight home.
M'kay

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (VpIIl)

155 United? That airline that drags paying passengers off of their airliners?

That United?

How about if the President directs all Federal agencies to *not* use AA or UA?

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (953wK)

156

Fly Translove Airways gets you there on time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (IqV8l)

157 63 Eh? They get to fly back? Why not bused back?
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (a0IVu)


Most illegals coming in these days aren't from Mexico. They're from places like El Salvador and Guatemala. Even though they went through Mexico to get over the border, the Mexicans won't take them back.

Mexicans aren't as motivated to come because, drug gang problems in the north notwithstanding, the Mexican economy is booming, and TFR is right around replacement.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (h2Bdk)

158 144 Fly Trebuchet Airways! Comfortable seating, quick flights.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)"
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You've never felt so free in the air.
Posted by: Axeman

Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (Bdeb0)

159 In the end the hysteria about the illegal immigrant children (who Maddow et al don't and never did care about) will help Trump - the left has nothing left to attack him. The IG report is blowing up the Russian collusion and showing the real collusion was with the left and the FBI. Stormy Daniels went nowhere. All the other attacks have failed. (If nothing else Trump is resilient.) The MSM, the Dems, the Hollywood celebs, all the hard-left crazies, are desperate for something, anything - even if helps them for a few weeks but hurts them in the long run (the separation law was put in place 20 years ago under Clinton, Obama did the same thing Trump is doing for all 8 years he was in office, etc.). The left has run out of bullets - they don't know what to do now except scream at the sky. Trump is in a really strong position right now.

Posted by: Tommy at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (yEAdf)

160 C-5's C117's C-130'swork just as well and carry more people.


Posted by: Jak Sucio at June




well, with those planes you do not even have to land to unload your passengers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (MTjB1)

161 Hey, let's try my newly invented teleportation device. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG)

162 147 Someone get hold of AeroMexico and see if they're interested in making some dinero.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (37IEG)


Deniro? Travis Bickel es un puta-madre!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (VM6ev)

163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (J70i0)

164 Hate it when you forget you socked last time, and come back to post in the wrong character.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (Pi667)

165 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.

Unless you consider your dog or bunny rabbit part of your family.....Cause we're gonna kill it.

Posted by: United by one brain cell at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (q8F2l)

166 ICEAir.


Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM



I like it!
ICEAir...Our flight do not have an Estimate Time of Arrival, but a Probability or Arrival.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (0tfLf)

167 We could have them carry like, 2 lbs of brick per person, and they could drop it off as they crossed the line south.
Win/Win.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (37IEG)

168 they hate you, the Ruling Class really, really hates you.

they want to replace you with people who can be more easily manipulated in surrendering their freedom...

and they are winning

Posted by: Shoey at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (tRYHy)

169
Put them all into Don Lemon's black hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

170
Golden Scalp Weasel.... this is Rattler. He have missile lock on UA Flight 267. Request permission to engage.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

171 now you know why the liberals want aggregation in the transportation sector and not competition.

You control transport, you control a lot.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (fNC78)

172 Hollywood would have you believe every corporation is run by a comical, far-right, heartless, myopic capitalist. Here in the real world, can anyone name a big corporation NOT run by a doctrinaire leftist?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (9qZ3S)

173 163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist

It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

174 OK, I've f***ing had it. This is it.


These idiotic dipshits need a strong response.


Cancel these contracts (there damn well should be recourse within the contract to prevent or punish crap like this), pronto.


Use other airlines or charter services.


GOP members of Congress should immediately introduce legislation, to be added as an amendment to appropriations bills (remember those, WH staff? The ones the president should promise to veto unless they come to him in regular order?) barring any federal $ for American or United.


But I'll also note how far the rot and degradation have gone, as reasons for my pessimism.


This is the most dishonest, insulting stunt imaginable. "Separating" families by deportation - the *only* action/sanction available to enforce immigration law, to any nation - is beyond the pale.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (QDnY+)

175 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?


They both have a Family Sized Bucket.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BRvh1)

176 Airlines do crazy amounts of business with the USG. If Trump really wants to rub their nose in it he can just issue an executive order stating no more civil service or contractor travel on those airlines. It would literally break them.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (h2Bdk)

177 Send 'em on Garuda. They'll be so fucking scared they'll never leave home again.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

178 163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (J70i0)


Not fond'a Peter. Nope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)

179 I fully expect that left wing violence will skyrocket as election day approaches.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (KxbBq)

180 Paging Captain Schettino. "

Cap'n Hazelwood?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (7LY+6)

181 Eh. Just use C-5s instead...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (AM1GF)

182 Put them all into Don Lemon's black hole...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (VM6ev)

-----

*gasp*
*clutches pearls*

PHRASING!!!

and

RACIST!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

183 These companies have seen Dicks and Netflix stock rise after their virtue signaling and think they can do the same. Meh! I really don't care. I don't use any of these companies anyways.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (kufk0)

184 175 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?

They both have a Family Sized Bucket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BRvh1)

Thread winner.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (72PAC)

185
Talk about Slav customer service! "Welcome to Flight 329 to some shithole. Is your captain. We arrive at destination sometime today. Anybody have vodka?"

Kids fly free? Kids fly plane!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BWL+E)

186 We should just "rehabilitate" the smugglers by having them herd people back across the border into Mexico. I don't see why we should transport anyone to anywhere other than to Mexico. Not our problem.

Posted by: goon at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (PEcU2)

187 177 Send 'em on Garuda. They'll be so fucking scared they'll never leave home again.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)


June 1992. Moscow to Krasnoyarsk on an IL-76. Gypsies standing in the aisles with chickens and goats.

Mic-drop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)

188 I don't get what separation is involved that airplanes would be needed for. Aren't the parents and kids in detention centers mostly in contiguous states?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (O5K3f)

189
"We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.


But if you want your beloved family pet killed they'll be glad to lend a hand.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (10vO4)

190 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?


They both have a Family Sized Bucket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


*el snorto

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (zHhW4)

191 I knew there was a refugee class.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (ovir2)

192 Time for liberals to pay the price.
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:24 PM (9221z)

I have a feeling, like most laws, the Feds have been lax on a lot of airlines. Well, it'll be a shock when every i and t has to be crossed, in triplicate.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (J70i0)

193 Probably already mentioned: the socialist activist who harassed Neilson at dinner last night is - get this! - a DoJ employee.

Allison Hrabar, paralegal. Fire her NOW.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (W+vEI)

194 People virtue signalling has donned the leather jacket, put on ski's and jumped the shark to Corporate Virtue Signalling.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)



Hope they don't run into any trees on the way.

I wonder how many Mexicans work for them? I kinda think there may be a lot, and thus internal pressure has come to bear.

I hate the GOP for selling people the lie about illegal cheap labor no one else would do. The only people enriched were the wealthy and Dems. I won't go into a screed, but I could. Even Paul Krugman in the beginning knew it was wrong. But then the Establishment Elites in Govt. and Corporations got their orders and changed their tune.

Sooooo many people bought it. So many. All. I had already become disillusioned with the GOP, but that was another nail in the coffin.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (mNJBC)

195 180 Paging Captain Schettino. "

Cap'n Hazelwood?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (7LY+6)


"Pfft!"

- - Queeg

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (VM6ev)

196 Manhunt on for a 26 year old who threatened to kill President Trump.This is what they want,to stoke so much hatred that a nut does their dirty work for them.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

197 Paging Captain Schettino. "

Cap'n Hazelwood?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

I'm rested, hydrated and ready.

Posted by: zombie Capt Smith RMS Titanic at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (q8F2l)

198
What about children separated from their parents who are being returned to their parents? Will the airlines help reunited those children with their parents in their home countries?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (roQNm)

199 Airlines have been sucking so much cock lately, I guess United figured another bag of dicks couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (y7DUB)

200 188 I don't get what separation is involved that airplanes would be needed for. Aren't the parents and kids in detention centers mostly in contiguous states?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (O5K3f)


Unfortunately, mostly our contiguous lower 48.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (VM6ev)

201 "113 >>>Yes let's do All the Corporate Favors for the Chamber of Commerce.

Well, it's not so much that. It's that the CEO is a Mexican. Like that Indian Pepsi bitch, we let these people come here, and as AA hires in sinecures get treated much better than they deserve. Instead of showing gratitude towards this country and respecting the rule of law, they behave like tribal, subhuman animals. They repay goodwill and openmindedness will bigotry and herd mentality.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)"

Wow.
You have no idea how much I wish I could believe you were making a joke.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (GNCPT)

202 I'm waiting for the antifa assholes to start attacking the ICE agents that the NY dickhead doxxed and released.

The body count is going to get a lot higher before those assholes get the message.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (Pi667)

203 Have ICE drop them off at CNN headquarters. Or maybe Google.

Posted by: X-ray at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (HC+Vc)

204 189
"We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.


But if you want your beloved family pet killed they'll be glad to lend a hand.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 04:28 PM (10vO4)


They'll also beat the shit out of you if you protest being bumped, and it's all included in the ticket price.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (h2Bdk)

205 2,000 illegal immigrants children whose parents knowingly broke the law and brought them here, are incarcerated, thereby being separated from them.
We've got our FBI subverting the law, Democrats creating phony dossiers and conspiring with the prior administration to subvert the Constitution/law and a phony special counsel trying to undermine a U.S. President.
But illegal immigrants are what Democrats are "outraged" about?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (VpIIl)

206 Barges. Lots of barges. In the Gulf of Mexico.

Posted by: Lester at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (LfJIn)

207 Damned hard keeping score on which companies to deal with and movies to watch.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (FTlwv)

208 Airlines do crazy amounts of business with the USG.
If Trump really wants to rub their nose in it he can just issue an
executive order stating no more civil service or contractor travel on
those airlines. It would literally break them.


Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM

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Yes it would.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (+Dllb)

209 Fly me!

https://youtu.be/XawRcZWgBPw

Posted by: National Airlines at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)

210 I'm to the point where I think conservatives should actively be going after big corporations.

They are all like this now. They've been taken over by the 28 year old PR flunkie than runs their Twitter page.

Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (lKmt3)

211 I say those kids dodged a bullet with United.

They have a reputation for killings animals so it isn't a far step to think they have a 50/50 chance of arriving alive at their destination.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (Mjtwb)

212 196 Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)

What price did the left pay socially for their BarneyBot shooting at our GOP softball team?
This very FBI said it was "not terrorism."

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (SzZnW)

213 Hey, let's try my newly invented teleportation device. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Jeff Goldblum"

Hey...

/david hedison

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (7LY+6)

214 We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.



Oh BS on the profit thing. There is profit here for you somewhere. I could hazard a few guesses too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (mNJBC)

215 "We are all woke cucks now." -- Most American CEOs

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (o9JxP)

216 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.

Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9221z)

217 A Detention Tent City at Google Campus would be fun. I would love to watch all the Aspergy Geeks dealing with Guatemalan Indians.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (2LelM)

218 Delta Airlines, if they had any sense, could make a killing here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (ujg0T)

219 206 Barges. Lots of barges. In the Gulf of Mexico.
Posted by: Lester at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (LfJIn)


We don't need no steen-keeng barges!

Sinking ones, maybe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (VM6ev)

220 Jesus! By definition, by the time families need the flights home they already are reunited!

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (aNP7B)

221 It's starting to look like 1862
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (J70i0)

222 We have no desire to be associated with separating families.
...........

But your luggage? That's another issue altogether.

Posted by: United Airlines at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

223 181 Eh. Just use C-5s instead...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (AM1GF)

Thats what I thought too.

Pilots get the airtime.

Posted by: Golfman at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (0TRAZ)

224 It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.

https://twitter.com/SpoxDHS

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Pi667)

225 I'm waiting for the antifa assholes to start attacking the ICE agents that the NY dickhead doxxed and released.

The body count is going to get a lot higher before those assholes get the message.
Posted by: Sponge


Ok.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (zHhW4)

226 I'd boycott United and American, but flying is such a miserable experience that I don't even feel like going on a vacation anymore.

They're like Starbucks. I wish I could show my displeasure with their stupid views, but their business is so sucky that I wouldn't use them anyway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (+lVUW)

227 216 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9221z)


Jeff Epstein's and Branson's.

Oh boy!!! Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)

228 These companies have seen Dicks and Netflix stock rise after their virtue signaling"

Stock "rise"?

Ah, you may wanna check that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (7LY+6)

229 42 Do we really have to return them to their original places of residence? Why not just dump them on the Mexican side of the border and let the Beaners deal with it? Most of them are "undocumented" anyway, so who knows where they're from.
Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 04:15 PM (md3fh)



Again, think Cancun. "Chutes and Ladders" on a continental scale.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (ujg0T)

230 Antonovs flown by washed up Aeroflot pilots.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 20, 2018 04:16 PM (fA1SL)


I flew on Aeroflot from Odessa to Moscow. The pilot - obviously a Red Air Force veteran or reject - thought he was flying a Stuka when he approached Vnukovo airport in a power dive.

This being the USSR at the time, people brought food from Odessa (Ukraine being the breadbasket of the USSR, and food distribution in the USSR being notoriously bad) onto the plane.

When the pilot did his Stuka maneuver, a woman who'd brought a bunch of honeydew melons in a string basket lost control of them, and they rolled forward toward the cockpit while everyone stuck their feet out to stop them.

True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (L+DZm)

231 221 It's starting to look like 1862
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist

And better arms

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Bdeb0)

232 The FAA should have a field day with this.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (DV+JV)

233 226 I'd boycott United and American, but flying is such a miserable experience that I don't even feel like going on a vacation anymore.

They're like Starbucks. I wish I could show my displeasure with their stupid views, but their business is so sucky that I wouldn't use them anyway.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (+lVUW)


Every airport only plays CNN, serves Starbucks and flies UAL and AA.

Gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)

234 Where is BEN ROETHLISBERGER to tell us how funny the Trebuchet / San Antonio KFC commanlity is funny because they both have family size buckets???

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (Y9uH4)

235 If 10k out of 12k of the ninos are currently unaccompanied, wouldn't transporting them out of the US be REUNITING them with their families, not "separating" them?

UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)

236 How long does it take to clear an airplane from a bomb threat? I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM)

237 Bretibart's headline is giving me a migraine? Trump caves..no he doesn't, liberals still outraged..well, which is it, Mr. Editor?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (a0IVu)

238 It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.


DHS shit status: Weak

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (zHhW4)

239 2,000 illegal immigrants children whose parents knowingly broke the law and brought them here, are incarcerated, thereby being separated from them.
We've got our FBI subverting the law, Democrats creating phony dossiers and conspiring with the prior administration to subvert the Constitution/law and a phony special counsel trying to undermine a U.S. President.
But illegal immigrants are what Democrats are "outraged" about?


Obviously, you missed Elijah Cumbucket crying during the OIG report hearing.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (rdl6o)

240 175 What do a Trebuchet and a San Antonio KFC have in common?


They both have a Family Sized Bucket.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (BRvh1)

Threadwinner !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (GNCPT)

241 The body count is going to get a lot higher before those assholes get the message.
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (Pi667)

You don't win a hot culture war by dying for your beliefs. You win a hot culture war by making the other sorry child of a bitch die for xir beliefs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (BRvh1)

242 Man, I hope The President brings this up at tonight's rally.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (aNP7B)

243 230 True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (L+DZm)


I got that beat. See me at 187.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

244 Yes, all corporations are right wing.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


*******


ISWYDT.


I would hope those airline tickets would be half off, right?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (m45I2)

245 227 216 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.
Posted by: Iblis at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (9221z)

Jeff Epstein's and Branson's.

Oh boy!!! Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (VM6ev)


What, no love for Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (L+DZm)

246 GS contract supervisor to American Airlines Rep:
"So, if I understand your last press release, you're not interested in making a profit?
Okay, we're perfectly happy to pay cost on this.
Your government thanks you for your contribution to reducing the deficit."


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG)

247 OFFS! Via Katy Pavlich:
---
Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest is the chief communications officer at @United.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)

248 UA and AA? F*ck these guys in particular. I already avoid them like the plague because they are awful. Now it will simply be even easier to do.

No self respecting, law abiding American citizen should use other of thee airlines. Ever. Again.

Boycott AA and UA. it's simply that easy to do.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (0/0WS)

249 One step forward , two steps back.

I am appreciative of the Trump speedbump though.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (fkLIX)

250 Luckily, I can always fly Southwest. I wouldn't let my dog fly on UAL or AA......cuz they'd DIE!!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (Y9uH4)

251
This being the USSR at the time, people brought food from Odessa (Ukraine being the breadbasket of the USSR, and food distribution in the USSR being notoriously bad) onto the plane.

Georgians used to load up on flowers, fly to Moscow, sell them and end up much better off on the deal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (BWL+E)

252
After a few more days of this bullshit from the Marxist Leftards, I wouldn't be surprised if PDT just up and closed the Mexican border.

He's be perfectly justified in doing so, and it would actually solve the problem that our government has been so glad to ignore for the past few decades or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (HaL55)

253 e have no desire to be associated with separating families.
...........

But your luggage? That's another issue altogether.
Posted by: United Airlines at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (HgMAr)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (O5K3f)

254 238
It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.





DHS shit status: Weak

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (zHhW4)
What did they say?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (a0IVu)

255 235 If 10k out of 12k of the ninos are currently unaccompanied, wouldn't transporting them out of the US be REUNITING them with their families, not "separating" them?

UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines
Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)


*sound of Peaches & Herb dialing their copyright lawyers*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

256 United 777 Heavy, descend to 15,000 and turn to heading 270.
American 11, descend to 15,000 and turn to heading 090.


HeeHeeHee....

FAA Flight Controllers

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (0tfLf)

257 Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG)

And if something goes wrong, they can still fly home!

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (cW5Gl)

258 The FAA should have a field day with this.

The FAA probably agrees with them.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (O5Q3r)

259 You think this shit is batfuck crazy, wait until you see me!!!

Posted by: 2019 at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (lbc5g)

260 Oh BS on the profit thing. There is profit here for you somewhere. I could hazard a few guesses too.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM (mNJBC)


____

Sundance over at The Conservative Treehouse has been killing it on this point vis-a-vis illegal immigration and asylum. It's all a racket, and just follow the money ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (o9JxP)

261 Fine. Commandeer the aircraft and don't pay dirty "profit" to either corporation.

Posted by: Justice Sodatomato at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (fiF07)

262 Manhunt on for a 26 year old who threatened to kill President Trump.This is what they want,to stoke so much hatred that a nut does their dirty work for them.
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:29 PM (LiyEm)


I believe this. Whether conciously or subconciously, that seems the end goal. They believe the ends justify the means and they have to get rid of Trump, somehow. Their hate has blinded them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (mNJBC)

263 IT WASN'T A CHICKEN...




IT WAS A BABY!!!!

Posted by: Hawkeye Pierce at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (DV+JV)

264 Maybe not dicks stock so much but Netflix is up. Over $400 a share.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (kufk0)

265 105 They did make it a "request" so I have a feeling they have to transport whoever the government says they have to transport.

They're just looking for air time.

Contribute to the confusion and insanity.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:20 PM (bkV+o)


They're in it for the free publicity virtue signalling.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (50gG9)

266 247 OFFS! Via Katy Pavlich:
---
Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest is the chief communications officer at @United.
Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)


That lisping, lying, whiny titty-baby?! Well, there you go.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:35 PM (VM6ev)

267 I'd bet Air Mexico would fly them for the right price.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (KxbBq)

268 Airlines do crazy amounts of business with the USG.
If Trump really wants to rub their nose in it he can just issue an
executive order stating no more civil service or contractor travel on
those airlines. It would literally break them.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (h2Bdk)

---
that won't do him any good.

ask me why...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (XTrNh)

269 OFFS! Via Katy Pavlich:
---
Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest is the chief communications officer at @United.

Posted by: Axeman


Wasn't United on quite a roll of negative PR not that long ago? I can't imagine how they think this will correct that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (AM1GF)

270 One day aboard Right Wing Airlines:


Pilot: "The left wing has fallen off the plane, we have adjusted power and are compensating for this, but the delay does mean we will be an hour late reaching our destination.


Passenger: "Man, I hope the other wing doesn't fall off. We'll be up here all day!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (m45I2)

271 Remember the corporations falling all over themselves to left virtue signal with ther Super Bowl afs?Yeah,they hate us.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (LiyEm)

272 I fly Southwest or Jet Blue if going east. The rest can piss off. Going abroad, always w an international carrier. United, Delta and AA suck.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (a0IVu)

273 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

When you lose the pope.... Who am I kidding I can't stop laughing

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)

274 Late to the party.
I assume the airline's lawyers will get to discuss contract law with government attorneys.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (IUkl3)

275 There is a shit ton of other, smaller airlines that would love this business. Also charter airlines.

Fuck AA and UA. And sue them for breach of contract.

Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Fs5vw)

276 Well we are back where we started some years ago with kids kept with their families and so are going to be released for a future hearing which they will never show and free to move about the country.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (pHfeF)

277 that won't do him any good.

ask me why...
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (XTrNh)

That won't do you any good.

Ask me why.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Volcano at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)

278 First look at dictator Trump nationalizing the Airlines? /

Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (o9JxP)

279 What did they say?
Posted by: IC


Whined about how they wish those airlines would partner with DHS to help keep America safe, yada, yada, yada.

Instead of, "wish our agents did a better jobs of searching passengers"....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (zHhW4)

280 245
What, no love for Martha's Vineyard?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (L+DZm)


Pop Sefton, King of Malapropisms on a family trip to New England conflated Martha's Vineyard and Woods Hole with hilarious results.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (VM6ev)

281 Lotsa regulations surrounding air corridor protections and landing rights that might need to be loosened up some, ya think? Bring more competition into the airline business, instead of it being limited to just a couple majors?

I read something about killing 22 regulations for each new one - which seems pretty applicable here.

Nice little airline you got there, buddy. Let's see if you can compete.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (X8DLV)

282 Why is anyone talking about airplane rides for Indians? They got to our border on buses and trains.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (2LelM)

283 and the thing is United will dox you if you dare criticize them or use social media to complain. Enjoy the new rules, conservatives, as we have to complain in private anonymously. Hopefully, more trump is the answer because I think this is how you get more trump.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (FOPyv)

284 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta, has just announced that Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees. It's for the children, you see. Great, another effectively Sanctuary City.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (REnjw)

285 275 There is a shit ton of other, smaller airlines that would love this business. Also charter airlines.

Fuck AA and UA. And sue them for breach of contract.
Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Fs5vw)


Pull the US Mail contracts from them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (VM6ev)

286
GOP members of Congress should immediately introduce legislation, to
be added as an amendment to appropriations bills (remember those, WH
staff? The ones the president should promise to veto unless they come
to him in regular order?) barring any federal $ for American or United.





But I'll also note how far the rot and degradation have gone, as reasons for my pessimism.





This is the most dishonest, insulting stunt imaginable.
"Separating" families by deportation - the *only* action/sanction
available to enforce immigration law, to any nation - is beyond the
pale.







Posted by: rhomboid at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (QDnY+)
---------------------------------------
Nothing will be done.
They'll continue to profit off of your tax money while pushing for more leftist causes because it gives them access to money/power.
Nothing will be done. That's the reality. This is one of many reasons why I just want to have a civil war and be done with it. Roughly half the country is so brainwashed and full of hate, there is NO reconciling that can be done.

They hate you. They think you are subhuman. And they've been working tooth and nail to overturn your vote and take away your rights. We have a whole generation of people who don't even understand the very foundation of western democracy. They will stomp on your throat and feel righteous while doing so.
As some have said, the democratic party's strategy is to elect a new people, because the current batch has rejected them. Hence unrestricted immigration. They are your replacement.

Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (mJXUS)

287 When you lose the pope....

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)
---
...You're probably not being Marxist.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (vDqXW)

288 Despite being provided facts on this issue, these airlines clearly do not understand our immigration laws and the long-standing devastating loopholes that have caused the crisis at our southern border.




I thought it was good.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (Pi667)

289 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

This miserable bastard never did anything when Ireland leagalized abortion.

Typical jesuit socialist...but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (q8F2l)

290 280 Martha's Hole IS lovely this time of year....

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (LiyEm)

291 I got that beat. See me at 187.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)


OK, that's a good one. I can't top it, but I can match it, I think.

I was on a international flight between two countries (I've kind of forgotten which ones; I used to have to travel a lot) when a gypsy family got out in the aisle, fired up a can of Sterno, and started making tea.

The stewardess freaked.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (L+DZm)

292 Buckling to a false media narrative only exacerbates the problems at our border and puts more children at risk from traffickers. We wish the airlines would instead choose to be part of the solution.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (Pi667)

293 Dump 'em at Zuckerberg's Hawaii estate.

*slowly turns head to look at you*
*stares for an uncomfortably long period of time*
*bl-inks*
*turns head to side*
*bliiiiinks*

Posted by: Zuckerberg at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (9qZ3S)

294 UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines


*******


It feels so good.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (m45I2)

295 They're in it for the free publicity virtue signalling."

This.

They didn't even think the "whooops, we won't be reuniting familes" thru.

Funny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (7LY+6)

296
For 15 years, DHSgov has worked diligently with America's airlines to secure aviation and facilitate the travel by air of millions of Americans and visitors and we will continue to do so.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Pi667)

297
Well we are back where we started some years ago with kids kept with their families and so are going to be released for a future hearing which they will never show and free to move about the country.

Posted by: Skip


Have them post bond for their appearance. Better still, have all the Hollywood bleeding hearts post bond for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (BWL+E)

298 If DHS really wanted to punch back on the airlines, they tell them their pilots, flight attendants, and personnel no longer get to pass through the TSA checkpoints in the employee lines, but have to go through regular security with everyone else.
They'd change their tune really quickly.

Posted by: brak at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (VckGX)

299 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

OK, the Vatican it is for their destination.

Thanks, Frankie!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (L+DZm)

300 207 Damned hard keeping score on which companies to deal with and movies to watch.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2018 04:30 PM (FTlwv)


There are probably more to avoid dealing with now.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (xjiRE)

301 I hear the Big Island has some prime real estate that can be used as a YUGE detention center.

I'm sure the Hawaiians won't mind.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Mjtwb)

302 http://bit.ly/2K2z5PS
=====
Byrne v. Foundation et al (1:18-cv-01422), District Of Columbia District Court
=====
Gary John Byrne filed against CF & others

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (y3aQB)

303 *slowly turns head to look at you*
*stares for an uncomfortably long period of time*

Posted by: Zuckerberg at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (9qZ3S)
---
Harassment!!!

Posted by: Netflix Management at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

304 278 First look at dictator Trump nationalizing the Airlines? /
Posted by: ShainS at June 20, 2018 04:37 PM (o9JxP)


In all seriousness, with everything we have witnesses since Obama and definitely since January of 2017, I can understand how a generally law-abiding populace can cheer on a Pinochet with a fleet of helicopters. Not saying that I would relish it, but I totally get it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (VM6ev)

305 Hey, UA and AA. Nice planes you got there. Be a shame if something happened to them.---FAA Air Traffic Controllers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2018 04:21 PM



Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking mezcal.

Posted by: Steve McCloskey at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (EzdLW)

306 C-5's baby

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (r9UYA)

307 Before any sanity can be applied to immigration, the Border Wall must be built.

Now you know why the left is so much against it.


Most of this stuff wouldn't not be happening were it not for the huge gaps in our border.

The left knows this. And by left, I'm also referring to those on the supposedly opposing side of the aisle from the Dems.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (cW5Gl)

308 Doing this for the Chamber of Commerce...or just doing it out of basic human decency. This is the humane thing to do. This is the thing to do if you care about human beings at all. Donald Trump and his Trumpettes don't care about that. Trump fought it and fought it, tried to blame others and finally caved when the heat got too bad for him.

Posted by: Mark Shimmel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (IM7hs)

309

EM BLACK CROWBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (mPeei)

310 24 It seems the DHS has replied to the airlines.....And it's good.

https://twitter.com/SpoxDHS
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Pi667)


Ha! Suck it...and don't expect future favors.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (mNJBC)

311 Mezcal is pretty good liquor.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (2LelM)

312 In all seriousness, with everything we have witnesses since Obama and definitely since January of 2017, I can understand how a generally law-abiding populace can cheer on a Pinochet with a fleet of helicopters. Not saying that I would relish it, but I totally get it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (VM6ev)


That's basically what's happening in the PI right now.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (h2Bdk)

313 273
"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of
separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is
not the answer to the world's immigration problems."



When you lose the pope.... Who am I kidding I can't stop laughing

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)

More like:"When the pope has lost his flock......"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (jxbfJ)

314 His many immigrants has Vatican City accepted around their walled country?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (fkLIX)

315 298 If DHS really wanted to punch back on the airlines, they tell them their pilots, flight attendants, and personnel no longer get to pass through the TSA checkpoints in the employee lines, but have to go through regular security with everyone else.
They'd change their tune really quickly.
Posted by: brak at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (VckGX)


And they lose the prime landing/takeoff slots. Their flights depart and arrive at midnight out behind an equipment shed on the far side of the airport, and their passengers have to hoof it to/from the terminal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (L+DZm)

316 272 I fly Southwest or Jet Blue if going east. The rest can piss off. Going abroad, always w an international carrier. United, Delta and AA suck.
Posted by: IC

Emirates, best attendants (gorgeous). Lufthansa best food

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (Bdeb0)

317 I notice Delta has not taken a position on this. I wonder why?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (r9UYA)

318 I'm sure another reason to separate families is that'd it'd prevent flight by any other family members during the hearings.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (FOPyv)

319 I have a sister in law that used to like to take wild vacations. (til she caught amoebic dysentery on one of them) Anyway, whe was traveling in New Guinea, on one of the Jungle tours, flying in this glorified crop duster that seated about 15 people, she was in the back.

The airport they were taking off from had a big mountain at the end of the runway, so the pilot had to get off the ground and then put the plane into a near vertical climb to keep from running into the mountain - great layout for an airstrip. So, they get off the ground, he stand the plane up in that hard climb, and her chair breaks and she falls over backwards and rolls back into the tail section. The pilot has a little curtain, but he sees what's happened so he just yells out, "hey, you ok back there?" and she gamely waves from where shes mashed into the tail cone and says "sure, fine".

Me, now that is not the kind of adventure I am looking for.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (k1TUh)

320 243 230 True story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (L+DZm)


I got that beat. See me at 187.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM



Was flying out of Pakistan in '87 after a couple weeks work at the Embassy. On a Brit Air 747 to London. Dudes in back were in the process of starting the campfire to cook the chicken that had already been killed. Blood everywhere. Flight Attendants had to get the co-pilot to come back and settle them down. Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (0tfLf)

321 291 I got that beat. See me at 187.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:34 PM (VM6ev)

OK, that's a good one. I can't top it, but I can match it, I think.

I was on a international flight between two countries (I've kind of forgotten which ones; I used to have to travel a lot) when a gypsy family got out in the aisle, fired up a can of Sterno, and started making tea.

The stewardess freaked.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (L+DZm)


If the stewardess had merely yawned and passed the packet of goulash chips, you'd have had me beat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (VM6ev)

322
"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."


Somebody should tell the Italians

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (10vO4)

323 slowly turns head to look at you*
*stares for an uncomfortably long period of time*

Posted by: Zuckerberg at June 20, 2018 04:38 PM (9qZ3S)
---
Harassment!!!
Posted by: Netflix Management at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

Almost want to call Netflix and say "I can feel you staring at me thru the phone".

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (mNJBC)

324 Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees. "

Huh. And here I thought most major US cities, including Hotlanta, had their own ICE facility.

Turns out they do. Mayor = idiot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (7LY+6)

325 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit chewing peyote

Posted by: Steve McCloskey at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (EzdLW)

326 evergreen aviation has to have a solution for this

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (MTjB1)

327 The government should go all Chicago on them. Some lost paperwork here or there can cost a big company millions.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (h2Bdk)

328 If DHS really wanted to punch back on the airlines, they tell them their pilots, flight attendants, and personnel no longer get to pass through the TSA checkpoints in the employee lines, but have to go through regular security with everyone else.


??? How about "there are no more TSA checkpoints. And unless everyone has went thru a checkpoint prior to boarding, the planes will not take off."

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (zHhW4)

329 His many immigrants has Vatican City accepted around their walled country?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (fkLIX)

They have lots of kittehs dies that count?

They could be migrant kittehs.

Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (Mjtwb)

330
Maybe the airlines insurance carriers aren't thrilled with them transporting infectious disease ridden people around. I wouldn't want to be on a plane transporting unvaccinated -- perhaps TB ridden people for any flight longer then I could hold my breath.

It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)

331 301 I hear the Big Island has some prime real estate that can be used as a YUGE detention center.

I'm sure the Hawaiians won't mind.
Posted by: mpfs channeling Wm T Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM (Mjtwb)


Nah. Molokai. Let 'em bunk down in the leper colony.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (L+DZm)

332 Pope Francis has criticised the Trump
administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican
border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration
problems."



When you lose the pope.... Who am I kidding I can't stop laughing
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:36 PM (Bdeb0)


Remember when the Pope Pius IX ran away from Rome in 1848?

He felt that populism wasn't a solution to Europe's problems

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (2K6fY)

333 308 Posted by: Mark Shimmel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (IM7hs)

The "humane thing to do" is deport them via force march to Mexico complying with international law.
Leftoids like you refuse to condemn the Armenian Genocide after all.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (SzZnW)

334 Fake Pope is an ass.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (r9UYA)

335 thegatewaypundit -man arrested after threatening to kill-GOP lawmakers children over Trump's cruel immigration policy

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (pHfeF)

336 Late to the party, but...

Fuck American and United.

Immediately forbid any government travel on those airlines. Give a contract at a fat price to someone who wants the business.

Posted by: Jwest at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (/roJx)

337 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta
..........

has boils on her ass?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (HgMAr)

338 If you follow ace's link (I know, I know) to the Fox5 story, you'll also see a link to a Facebook post about someone's friend's coworker's story and how she was a flight attendant on a plane from Arizona to Miami that transported 16 children in the middle of the night. The post makes it sound like the children were treated like criminals, and notes they were dressed in "cheap Walmart sweats" of black and grey. They were all sad, etc. etc.

This person makes the ASSUMPTION that these were children involuntarily separated from their parents by ICE. How on earth could she know that? What if they were kids who were smuggled in by traffickers? What if they were just rescued and were being taken somewhere to be cared for until their families could be found? She has no proof at all.

She goes on to say that no one could speak to these children because no one spoke Spanish, but she hugged one of the littlest ones as she left, which earned her a glare from the children's escort.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (rhdgT)

339 So Pope Francis wants a Protestant nation to accept Catholicism's failures. Color me surprised.

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (2LelM)

340 320 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (0tfLf)


Winner winner, chicken dinner. Oh, WAIT a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (VM6ev)

341 294 UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines


*******


It feels so good.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM



Excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (0tfLf)

342 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****


Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

343 Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of
separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is
not the answer to the world's immigration problems.
Every day the Catholic church does something that makes me glad I split from the program.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (O5Q3r)

344 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)

345 Maybe the airlines insurance carriers aren't thrilled with them transporting infectious disease ridden people around. I wouldn't want to be on a plane transporting unvaccinated -- perhaps TB ridden people for any flight longer then I could hold my breath.

It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)


Yeah, I thought that too, but the airlines didn't mention it in their press release. Also, they've been transporting illegal aliens for yonks, and for that matter, routinely fly people to the U.S. from places where shitty infectious disease are rampant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (L+DZm)

346 Is Francis a homo?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)

347 Trump's EO will require airlines to chuck separated illegal asylum-seeking chil'ren out da plane like DB Cooper!

Posted by: Bryan in Ohnoes! at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (rdl6o)

348 Where is BEN ROETHLISBERGER to tell us how funny the
Trebuchet / San Antonio KFC commanlity is funny because they both have
family size buckets???

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 04:33 PM (Y9uH4)
---
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE THINKS I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO ALL DAY BUT EXPLAIN THINGS TO HIM

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (XTrNh)

349 "Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."



Please, for the love of all that is holy, shut up Mr. Pope. Stay away from climate change, 3rd world immigrants, law breaking borders...these are not your strong suits and you are so uninformed. Sooooo in the last century.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (mNJBC)

350 If Keisha Lance Bottoms married Peter Boyle would she be Keisha Lance Boyle-Bottoms.


That sounds like a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

351 *walks away*

Stupid humans, deserve the hyperspace bypass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (nF4Bw)

352 294 UAL change name to ReUnited Airlines


*******

It feels so good.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:39 PM


And their partner in crime, Anti-American Airlines.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (L+DZm)

353 >>"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."


Go suck a dick, Francis.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (DV+JV)

354 Maybe the airlines insurance carriers aren't thrilled with them transporting infectious disease ridden people around. I wouldn't want to be on a plane transporting unvaccinated -- perhaps TB ridden people for any flight longer then I could hold my breath.

It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic


So they don't fly down there now?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (zHhW4)

355 346
Is Francis a homo?

Posted by: Gumby at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (2LelM)
He is a spineless idiot.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (a0IVu)

356 It's not always virtue signaling. Insurance carriers can bust your nuts six ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 20, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)


They've been doing this for more than a decade now, and just this week decide they have a disease problem? No, that's not really believable.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (h2Bdk)

357 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta,"

My god, that sounds like a painful medical procedure, not a mayor!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (k1TUh)

358 So Ace. Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

You look ridiculous now having defended the policy even he isn't willing to defend any more. Bwahahaha

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)

359 someone's friend's coworker's story "

So we're on what, 5th hand outrage?

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (7LY+6)

360 >>346
Is Francis a homo?

He's a commie so, yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (r9UYA)

361
"Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is not the answer to the world's immigration problems."

I long for the days when Popes kept their mouths shut on matters outside of faith and doctrine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (BWL+E)

362 Lighten Up Francis.

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

363
Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****


Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

-----

B-b-b-butt.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (8XRCm)

364 works for me, would prefer not to have to be on a plane with lots of filthy illegal immigrants from third world shitholes.





biggest losers will be people from third world shitholes not getting their only chance to ride on metal bird.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (MTjB1)

365 We will just fly them on ConAir. Cages supplied .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (fkLIX)

366 Time to start dropping illegals on Vatican City.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (RuIsu)

367 358 Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)

Hey sport, when we hold the House and make gains in the senate remember this:
fuck you

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (SzZnW)

368 Once again, Mr. Garrison seemed to have the right idea for combating the airlines:
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/153051/flexi-grips

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (9chmE)

369 why can 10 million guys named Juan do so based on an 1800s purchase?

If it had been their land then they would have been here in the 1800s and their families would have been US citizens for going on 150 years.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (xQfPr)

370 Please, for the love of all that is holy, shut up Mr. Pope. Stay away from climate change, 3rd world immigrants, law breaking borders...these are not your strong suits and you are so uninformed. Sooooo in the last century.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (mNJBC)


And instead focus your attention on cleaning up your pederasty problem.

By which I mean "no longer putting pederasts on a road trip to another diocese that doesn't know the guy's history."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (L+DZm)

371 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)



Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.


Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM

---

And the manufacturing base turned literally 180 from 1862.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (+Dllb)

372 Please, for the love of all that is holy, shut up Mr. Pope. Stay away from climate change, 3rd world immigrants, law breaking borders...these are not your strong suits and you are so uninformed. Sooooo in the last century.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (mNJBC)


And as someone pointed out above, he didn't say a word about the Irish abortion referendum. Catholics have been joking about it for years, but it really does seem like this pope isn't Catholic.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (h2Bdk)

373 324 Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees. "

Huh. And here I thought most major US cities, including Hotlanta, had their own ICE facility.

Turns out they do. Mayor = idiot.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM



I bet that asshole mayor doesn't give a damn about the 15 kids who will be taken into custody this weekend in Atlanta when mommy and/or daddy get busted and go to jail.
you know....AMERICAN kids???!!!
What an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (0tfLf)

374 Massive cave in:

Another limitation on Mr. Trump is the timeline. Under a court agreement known as the Flores Settlement children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days.

That gives the government a choice of either releasing the child - which means family separation - or releasing the family as a whole, which is essentially the catch-and-release policy the president objects to.


What a punch to the nuts.

Posted by: She sells sea shells at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (g7Suk)

375 Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
=====
Concern Noted

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (y3aQB)

376 358 So Ace. Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

You look ridiculous now having defended the policy even he isn't willing to defend any more. Bwahahaha
Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
----------

Did you miss the /sarc tag?

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (G0vdT)

377 were the airlines serious they would simply refund monies received from flying these people back since bush2.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (MTjB1)

378 When Keisha bats at the annual Mayoral softball game does the PA announcer say, "Bottoms up!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (m45I2)

379 How many pets has UAL killed this week?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (nF4Bw)

380 Man, they are jumping the shark.

There will be no need for airlines. They will be released after the 20 or 30 day wait period.

Posted by: Drider at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (HdKKm)

381 evergreen aviation has to have a solution for this
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:42 PM (MTjB1)


Evergreen is in bankuptcy. The old man died and the kids weren't interested and the corporate structure was based on who had which office.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 04:48 PM (2K6fY)

382 Pope Francis has criticised the Trump administration's policy of
separating migrant families at the Mexican border, saying populism is
not the answer to the world's immigration problems.
Every day the Catholic church does something that makes me glad I split from the program.
Posted by: tu3031

____________

He makes me want to be a Catholic just so I can leave.

So glad I have a religion were if the head of my Church carried on like this about his left-wing politics I can just walk out on the organization.

Beyond the politics though, the current Pope has said some incredibly disturbing things theologically. It's funny that all sorts of apologists will make excuses but the Pope seems fine with the "misunderstandings"

Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (lKmt3)

383 Did you miss the /sarc tag?
Posted by: WisRich "

They're from TepidGas. Can't afford tags...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (7LY+6)

384 369 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM (xQfPr)

I agree, my family came here so claim ceded....
the Juans who went south made a choice.

Posted by: sven at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (SzZnW)

385 4 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)


I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one. Since last week I've been wondering why they have been so quiet. Must have felt a disturbance in the force. Where are they having it Judd?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (mNJBC)

386 Late to the thread, but I have some experience with government contracts.

They do not get out of their responsibilities quite that easily.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (++G28)

387 Evergreen is in bankuptcy. The old man died and the kids weren't interested and the corporate structure was based on who had which office.
Posted by: Kindltot at June'


did not look it up before hitting post, very sad such a cool co is gone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (MTjB1)

388 https://twitter.com/SpoxDHS
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2018 04:32 PM (Pi667)


Ha! Suck it...and don't expect future favors.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:40 PM (mNJBC)

Weak...

It should be... if United Airlines does not want legal Government Business? We will make it so.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN)

389 378 When Keisha bats at the annual Mayoral softball game does the PA announcer say, "Bottoms up!"
Posted by: Muldoon

No but babe got back!

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (Bdeb0)

390 ...children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days...


*******


Unlike Democrat children, who can be kept in their parents' basement for 26 years.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (m45I2)

391 ABC FakeNews run chiron that Manfort pleaded guilty to 5 counts of manslaughter.

That's a lot of laughter.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (vDqXW)

392 Hardcore extremist leftwingers are already drafting legal papers to challenge Trump's Executive Order. They will claim that ICE cannot hold children in custody longer than 20 days, per the Flores Agreement from the Clinton Administration. A preselected hardcore extremist leftwinger "judge" will agree, meaning that ICE will have only 20 days to process asylum requests from "parents" who storm the border with their alleged children -- which ICE cannot do -- which means that ICE will have to release all such "parents" and their alleged children into the US.

Posted by: There Is No Decent Democrat Left In America at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (XcgmW)

393 335 thegatewaypundit -man arrested after threatening to kill-GOP lawmakers children over Trump's cruel immigration policy
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:44 PM (pHfeF)


As long as the Left is going to cry "Nazi"! and Michael Hayden compare immigration law to Mengele and the Birkenau ramp, it's fair to say their rhetoric will create a Kristallnacht of their making.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (VM6ev)

394 >>I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one.


It's not Hot enough yet. They like to gin up a riot at the height of summer.


And for years, the 4th of July in Chicago is a Free Fire Zone. So, they have to wait at least a week for those reports to be properly ignored.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (DV+JV)

395 No but babe got back!
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (Bdeb0)

"Stop trying to bounce quarters off the Mayor!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (BRvh1)

396
...children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days...

-----

That's right. After twenty days.... they get moved out of immigration detention and go straight to juvi.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

397 Time to start dropping illegals on Vatican City.
Posted by: Burger Chef


Can't. They have 40 ft walls.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (zHhW4)

398 ACLU would sue somebody for putting defenseless wimmen and children on old rattle-trap aircraft against their will, anyway.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (RuIsu)

399 ...Well, well, well. I hope this is remembered next time a contract comes up for renewal.

Also, if they are under contract and refuse to perform, I hope the US Gov't has some recourse.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (F5+ro)

400 385 4 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)

I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one. Since last week I've been wondering why they have been so quiet. Must have felt a disturbance in the force. Where are they having it Judd?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (mNJBC)


They're just waiting for the really hot weather, then they'll trash their own neighborhood, driving out what few businesses remain.

Boy, will THAT teach Whitey a lesson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (L+DZm)

401 When did this become a profitable strategy for these woke companies??

Posted by: Vince at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (RAM6j)

402 which means that ICE will have to release all such "parents" and their alleged children into the US."

Want to know how we know you didn't read the EO?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (7LY+6)

403 Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (lKmt3)

So, the head Catholic is criticizing US Politics and Law...

Second look at Tax Exempt Status???

There is a Metric Fuckton of Catholic land that does not pay property taxes...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

404 ..children can only be kept in immigration detention for about 20 days...

-----

That's right. After twenty days.... they get moved out of immigration detention and go straight to juvi.
Posted by: fixerupper


Gen pop with their "parents".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (zHhW4)

405 Also, if they are under contract and refuse to perform, I hope the US Gov't has some recourse.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (F5+ro)
-----------

Oh, they do. Trust me.

Posted by: bluebell at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (rhdgT)

406 324 Atlanta City jails will not be taking ice detainees.

-----

I tried my best.

Posted by: Zombie General Sherman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (7HtZB)

407
The Barrel disapproves.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

408 Each child deported should get a window seat. Then the crew could sing the National Anthem.


José can you see?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (m45I2)

409 guess this is a real marketing opportunity for amtrak and greyhound.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (MTjB1)

410 Hardcore extremist leftwingers are already drafting
legal papers to challenge Trump's Executive Order. They will claim that
ICE cannot hold children in custody longer than 20 days, per the Flores
Agreement from the Clinton Administration. A preselected hardcore
extremist leftwinger "judge" will agree, meaning that ICE will have only
20 days to process asylum requests from "parents" who storm the border
with their alleged children -- which ICE cannot do -- which means that
ICE will have to release all such "parents" and their alleged children
into the US.



Posted by: There Is No Decent Democrat Left In America at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM

---

Nope, they didn't come in through a port of entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)

411 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****

Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

because that would be shitty.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (HgMAr)

412 damn, and I was thinking AA might not have been as crazy as delta adn united. shame I have to fly for work.

but i'll drive as much as possible from now on.

and I hope ALL govt contracts with both companies are cancelled along with failure to fulfill penalties imposed.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (8D42x)

413 397 Time to start dropping illegals on Vatican City.
Posted by: Burger Chef

Can't. They have 40 ft walls.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:51 PM (zHhW4)


Then we get Pelosi's 41 ft ladder. Let them figure out how to get down the other side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (L+DZm)

414 oh dear...

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

415 I've been reading articles today about how Russia has been classifying a lot of media companies as foreign agents and thus open to restrictions and even sanctions (whatever that means).

One of them is the NYT.

Can we do that here? Label the media foreign agents and simply turn off their lights.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

416 Whoops. Copied more than I thought.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (h2Bdk)

417 So where's that Scott Adams guy to explain the fantastic subliminal messaging of these Airlines equating a trip on their airplanes to a civil rights violation?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (BRvh1)

418 it's fair to say their rhetoric will create a Kristallnacht of their making.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The Reckoning will follow.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (syLv6)

419 We could just Mulch them after 20 days?

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (DV+JV)

420 Oh, there's embarreling...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (7LY+6)

421 I'm beginning to think that my government has declared war on me and mine.

Or at least, some of the employees have.

http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/20/socialist-activist-kirstjen-nielsen-doj/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (EyPfd)

422 Ace's liver to the barrel...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (I2dne)

423 Aces liver: I agree!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (++G28)

424 Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM

Geesh....for a minute I thought that was me heading to the barrel.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (+Dllb)

425 So Ace. Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
----
I don't think Trump banked anything on keeping families separated. It was the law, and he waited on Congress to change it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (vDqXW)

426 Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bd


Oh you've got to go to the deep end of the barrel.

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (lKs2v)

427 Trebuchet Airways is ready to fill the gap. Our trained flight crews are skilled and can be deployed within 48 hours, providing effective transit of undocumented aliens from US soil on a regularly scheduled basis. Our system is extremely scalable and very efficient.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (37IEG)

428 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500

Weren't we shooting by 1862?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (zHhW4)

429 Can we do that here? Label the media foreign agents and simply turn off their lights.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

NYT's owned by Carlos Slim....

Fuggit, I say go for it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (BRvh1)

430 When did this become a profitable strategy for these woke companies??
Posted by: Vince
-------

We studied the Starbucks playbook.

Posted by: AA Marketing Dept. at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (Ip71V)

431 Ace's Liver" please report to the barrel.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (syLv6)

432 Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
----------------------------
You and the rest of the brainwashed left are experiencing cognitive dissonance. Under Trump virtually everything in the country is going better and people are expressing more optimism for the direction of the country than ever before.
Trump has exposed the political class as a corrupt cabal of emperors with no clothes. This media generated 'outrage' will be as ineffective as all of the other lame ass attempts to bring Trump down.

The media's insane and dem-coordinated demagoguery has gone beyond parody. They're not even trying to hide it anymore. It's like the last roar of a dying political class desperately trying to cling onto power and influence.

Posted by: JC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (mJXUS)

433 Thanks for the thread recap Ace's liver.

Maybe you can scrape the Bottoms in the Barrel.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (m45I2)

434 >>Second look at Tax Exempt Status???

This.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (r9UYA)

435 And Ted Turner is a citizen of Batshitcrazyville, which I'm certain is not part of the United States.

So you're out too, CNN!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (BRvh1)

436
And so to recap...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (BWL+E)

437 Nope, they didn't come in through a port of
entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent
back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)
Yes and asylum seekers can only come through specific ports of entry, everywhere else, it is illegal immigration. Quite brilliant, really.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

438 I lance bottoms too.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (HgMAr)

439 You get a Quote!

And You get a Quote!


Look under your chairs...You ALL get a Quote!

Posted by: Oprah at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (DV+JV)

440
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (h2Bdk)

/point to the barrel

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (NgKpN)

441 We studied the Starbucks playbook.
Posted by: AA Marketing Dept."

They want to be more like... er, Dick's?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (7LY+6)

442 I'm beginning to think that my government has declared war on me and mine.



Or at least, some of the employees have.



http://dailycaller.com/2018/06/20/socialist-activist-kirstjen-nielsen-doj/


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM

---

Somebody just violated the Hatch Act.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (+Dllb)

443 It's starting to look like 1862



Posted by: wrg500



Weren't we shooting by 1862?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (zHhW4)



Shooting? Good grief, no! They'll get their shiny uniforms dirty.



Posted by: G. B. McClellan at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (9chmE)

444

Transporting children--what ever happened to MATC the military in house system?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (S/hVx)

445 Ace's liver to the barrel...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (I2dne)
---
I enjoy a good pâté!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (vDqXW)

446 411 Keisha Lance Bottoms, the new mayor of Atlanta...


*****

Okay people. I don't want to hear any cracks about her name.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

because that would be shitty.
Posted by: wth

You know fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (Bdeb0)

447 371 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)



Now with more people, dispersed populations that hate each other, and little goodwill.


Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:31 PM

---

And the manufacturing base turned literally 180 from 1862.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:47 PM



Actually this is more disturbing than it first appears...and I've written on this before.
Historically civil wars are a result of mutually supporting schisms in a society, and touched off by a usually random event. Today we are separated urban/not-urban, educated/not-educated, the very wealthy/everyone else, conservative/not conservative, racially, immigrant/not immigrant etc...
These are reinforcing and getting worse, especially over the last 10 years. It is fueled by a media that seeks to drive the divisions deeper. And last, they do not need to be real divisions...just perceived as such.
Could be a real popcorn summer!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

448 Willowed:

670 It's hotter than John Podesta's scrotum in a hot tub filled with young children.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (JpIFY)

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (JpIFY)

449 Francis is the anti-Pope.

There was a coup in the Vatican and Bendict got the boot.

Then they put this moron in. It's obvious why; low IQ and communist. With no f'ing idea what he's talking about.

I'm protestant and have a better idea what Catholicism is all about than he does.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (cW5Gl)

450 Oops my bad it wasn't the Times they're just talking about it.

It's Voice of America and Radio Free Europe and such. The old government funded outlets that used to beam in info during the Cold War and are still around.

Retaliation for us making RT register as a foreign agent.

Still, why think so small? It would be hilarious if both Russia and the U.S. labeled the NYT as a foreign agent.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (4ErVI)

451 408 Each child deported should get a window seat. Then the crew could sing the National Anthem.

José can you see?
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (m45I2)

"Mama, Mama, what does 'donzerly' mean?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (BRvh1)

452 We studied the Starbucks playbook.
Posted by: AA Marketing Dept. at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (Ip71V)

Ah, Starbucks, the company that's closing 150 stores in a booming economy. Good work.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (MX7xj)

453 Wow. Check Trump's twitter.

ABC had a picture of Trump with a banner underneath saying Manafort pleads guilty to 5 counts of manslaughter.

Totally out of control.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

454 Somebody just violated the Hatch Act....."

Hatch Act? We took care of that...

Posted by: Big Willie Style at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (7LY+6)

455 Torpid liver? We have the solution.

Posted by: Barrel Magic Elixir Co. at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (Ip71V)

456 What the fcuk? and I mean that. Do they think ONLY lefties fly in planes!? Whats wrong with these people!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (2CQCl)

457 430 When did this become a profitable strategy for these woke companies??
Posted by: Vince
-------

We studied the Starbucks playbook.
Posted by: AA Marketing Dept. at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (Ip71V)

I would put money on the fact that the US Government is UA's largest single customer.

This is like Toys R Us giving money to planned parenthood...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (NgKpN)

458 It's starting to look like 1862

Posted by: wrg500

Weren't we shooting by 1862?

Posted by: rickb223

I'm talking lead up

Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (Bdeb0)

459 fvckers

Posted by: MLK_from_the_grave at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (Zpygp)

460 What would really shut the airlines up is if the Feds just gave these contracts to other airlines.

I'm sure shareholders would love to know if it was worth the virtue signaling to lose millions over a "woke" Twitter message.

Posted by: Maritime at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (lKmt3)

461 I lance bottoms too.

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 20, 2018 04:55 PM (HgMAr)


I used to lance bottoms, but I find I'm not half the man I used to be.

Posted by: L. Armstrong at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (9chmE)

462 It should be... if United Airlines does not want legal Government Business? We will make it so.
Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 04:50 PM (NgKpN)


That's what they are saying, if you read between the lines. They can't, as a govt. entity on twitter, say it the way you did. They may want to, but they can't. Believe me, the Airline knows what they meant.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (mNJBC)

463 Trump's ribs hurt. He's been giggling for 48 straight hours.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (89T5c)

464 Nope, they didn't come in through a port of

entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent

back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever.




Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (+Dllb)
Yes
and asylum seekers can only come through specific ports of entry,
everywhere else, it is illegal immigration. Quite brilliant, really.





Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM---
Petard...hoisting, some assembly required.


Trump played this one brilliantly and schumer, warren, et. al walked right into it with their eyes wide open.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (+Dllb)

465 That barrel is full. Usually they're empty.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (HgMAr)

466 You can't in all fairness call Pope Frankie "spineless".

How can you blame a puppet for being "spineless"? It's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (BRvh1)

467 454 Somebody just violated the Hatch Act....."

Hatch Act? We took care of that...
Posted by: Big Willie Style at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (7LY+6)


"Hatch act? I did. I fucked you all over!"

- - Orrin Hatch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (VM6ev)

468 "Mama, Mama, what does 'donzerly' mean?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-----------

'Land of the pills inside...'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (V+k34)

469 As usual, it's only worth it reading Ace's Liver's summary.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (vDqXW)

470 Yes and asylum seekers can only come through specific ports of entry, everywhere else, it is illegal immigration. Quite brilliant, really.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:54 PM (a0IVu)


So all we then need is a moose out in front of each port of entry to tell them we're full up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (L+DZm)

471 So now Frontier Airlines is also refusing to fly "immigrant" children.


Hahahahahaha.

They don't even fly their customers, let alone government contracts.

Losers.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (7UW64)

472 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

I'm hoping to see the random event happening before it goes bad.

I don't know yet whether I'll take part or run away.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (cW5Gl)

473 How about if TSA flags all AA and UA passengers for "enhanced security checks" effective . . . um . . . NOW.

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (953wK)

474 I'm protestant and have a better idea what Catholicism is all about than he does.


Posted by: jakee308 at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (cW5Gl)
Ever so often, we get a bad pope in place...but he foreshadows a great pope...so keeping my fingers crossed Francis resigns or return home to the Lord and we get someone like Cardinal Sarah.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

475 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

Could look more like Yugoslavia than 1861-65.

No one is marching an army across fields when there are things like missiles, pressure bombs, and other high tech weaponry.

It'll be ethnically cleansing a neighborhood or small towns.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (4ErVI)

476 snip (but SO tempted)

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (h2Bdk)

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i disagree


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (XTrNh)

477 Looks like the FAA is going to be doing some surprise inspections on United and American airlines planes.

Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (NkLx8)

478 Wouldn't a wall stop illegals from getting in, so that they couldn't then get legal rights to a hearing, which is why they're being detained.

Isn't that a real benefit of the wall

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (n+6mJ)

479 the news is depressing and rage inducing, but at least we have a barrellee to mock.

*tosses some fava beans in there*

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (UZ1Hp)

480 I thought of a good horror movie . The Vatican has become a front for the leaders of the occult . A faithful but lowly priest discovers this and tries to warn others but is deemed a nut. His best friend , confidant and fellow priest believes him and helps him find proof. When he finally believes he has gathered the proof and ready to present it to the authorities, turns out his fellow priest had always been one of the occultist and has led him to his doom.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (fkLIX)

481 477 Looks like the FAA is going to be doing some surprise inspections on United and American airlines planes.
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (NkLx


You assume the FAA is run and staffed by non-Democrats and Trump supporters, or at the very least disinterested parties.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (VM6ev)

482 Unlike Democrat children, who can be kept in their parents' basement for 26 years.

Posted by: Muldoon


And require a court order to evict...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (AM1GF)

483 No more GS, WG, Military, or contractor tix purchased through the feral gov't.

Winning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (89T5c)

484 What the fcuk? and I mean that. Do they think ONLY lefties fly in planes!? Whats wrong with these people!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (2CQCl)


They had head wounds, went out for walks, got bit by bats, and now they all have Resistance rabies.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (mNJBC)

485 Wouldn't a wall stop illegals from getting in, so
that they couldn't then get legal rights to a hearing, which is why
they're being detained.



Isn't that a real benefit of the wall


Posted by: Ignoramus at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM

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And it would force asylum seekers to entry through a legitimate port of entry to start their claim.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (+Dllb)

486
Lanced Bottomed Girls you make the rocking world go round......


NOW GET ON YOUR BIKE AND RIIIIIIDE!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

487 Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)
=====
Some Progtard having fun & it gone TV ! hahaha

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (y3aQB)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (2CQCl)

489 They had head wounds, went out for walks, got bit by bats, and now they all have Resistance rabies.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM

---

They all took bazooka rounds to the head at the Little Big Horn.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (+Dllb)

490 I've been away.. did Trump issue the EO?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (dUJdY)

491 485 - And that's why the Dems don't want a wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (V+k34)

492
Yeah, fed ex and ups go to many countries daily.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (r+sAi)

493 They all took bazooka rounds to the head at the Little Big Horn.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (+Dllb)

Caught flak from a Stukka dive-bomber at Pearl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (BRvh1)

494 I've been away.. did Trump issue the EO?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (dUJdY)
++++++++++++++
https://tinyurl.com/ya4k268y

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (I2dne)

495 No more GS, WG, Military, or contractor tix purchased through the feral gov't.



Winning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (89T5c)


I do wonder, is this the type of thing that could be executive ordered? No more Fedtravel payments to either of those airlines. I think it would literally bankrupt them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (9chmE)

496 I did NOT post nothing. It was the Russians.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (2CQCl)

497 481 477 Looks like the FAA is going to be doing some surprise inspections on United and American airlines planes.
Posted by: Sidney Allen Johnson at June 20, 2018 04:59 PM (NkLx


You assume the FAA is run and staffed by non-Democrats and Trump supporters, or at the very least disinterested parties.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (VM6ev)

Tuckers been all over a story about how the Air Traffic Controller tests are all about Affirmative Action, vice Air Experience...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (NgKpN)

498 >>492

Yeah, fed ex and ups go to many countries daily.

I bet your could fit 50 illegals in one of those cargo pods.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (r9UYA)

499 NOW GET ON YOUR BIKE AND RIIIIIIDE!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 20, 2018 05:01 PM (8XRCm)
======
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (y3aQB)

500 Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)

And this is what happens when you make any attempt to even remotely please the libs.

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (rv0Fo)

501 I used to lance bottoms, but I find I'm not half the man I used to be.
Posted by: L. Armstrong at June 20, 2018 04:57 PM (9chmE)


Was that before or after Sheryl Crow started her "one sheet of toilet paper" policy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (L+DZm)

502 475 Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 04:56 PM (0tfLf)

Could look more like Yugoslavia than 1861-65.

No one is marching an army across fields when there are things like missiles, pressure bombs, and other high tech weaponry.

It'll be ethnically cleansing a neighborhood or small towns.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM


Good point...particularly when you consider that the vast majority of progressives live in urban centers and can control the statewide vote such as in California. The move to break the state up is a serious symptom of this level of dysfunction. The Libs know they need the conservative sections to help pay for their crap, and the conservatives are tired of paying. On and on until something gives.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (0tfLf)

503 I saw Lance Bottom Girls open Fleet Wooded Mac, Atlanta, Lakewood, 1993.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (kBWZu)

504 Historically civil wars are a result of mutually supporting schisms in a society, and touched off by a usually random event. Today we are separated urban/not-urban, educated/not-educated, the very wealthy/everyone else, conservative/not conservative, racially, immigrant/not immigrant etc...
These are reinforcing and getting worse, especially over the last 10 years. It is fueled by a media that seeks to drive the divisions deeper. And last, they do not need to be real divisions...just perceived as such.
Could be a real popcorn summer!

Posted by: Diogenes


I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (zHhW4)

505 "Nope, they didn't come in through a port of entry.....in 20 days they will be turned loose at the border or sent back to their Country of origin.


Catch and release is gone forever."

Turned loose at the border just to watch them walk north is not gone forever.
Chica will just head north and when they ask what she thinks they she is doing she will say "amnsy,amnsy. I call amnsy."

Then we get to do the routine all over again. That's if they are stopped from walking north instead of south at the border.

Posted by: Drider at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (HdKKm)

506 Trump needs to declare a official state of emergency at the southern border, precluding a lot of the legal bullshit we will be seeing in the near future.

Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (Fs5vw)

507 "Caught flak from a Stukka dive-bomber at Pearl."

I thought it was a round from a space shuttle door gunner.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (EyPfd)

508 I bet your could fit 50 illegals in one of those cargo pods.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (r9UYA)


Shit, that's nothing. You can fit 50 illegals into one van.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (L+DZm)

509 NYT says Trump is likely to face a legal challenge to the EO.

Growing up, I had a strange impression that this country was sane.

The foolishness of youth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (vDqXW)

510 Keisha Lance Bottoms.
What has she got against submissive gay people?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (HgMAr)

511 >> NYT says Trump is likely to face a legal challenge to the EO.



Then shut down all asylum applications until it can be straightened out.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2018 05:06 PM (W+vEI)

512 Mr tough guy Trump just pussied out on keeping families apart.
Folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: Trump is a pussy at June 20, 2018 04:46 PM (F/LLT)
+++++++++
Ahem:
No results found for site:acecomments.mu.nu "F/LLT".
Isn't proper protocol to post a few times and then start in with this kind of thing?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:06 PM (I2dne)

513 508
I bet your could fit 50 illegals in one of those cargo pods.



Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (r9UYA)



Shit, that's nothing. You can fit 50 illegals into one van.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (L+DZm)

Clown car...if they were illegal clowns that is.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:06 PM (2CQCl)

514 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM (I2dne)

Interesting.... getting the DOD involved in housing illegals...

Will be on Federal Land, so no problem with the Posse Act...

I like it...

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)

515 The split...
I feel it is getting closer.


Too much rot in the employee base of our government.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 05:06 PM (EyPfd)

516 >>
I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

You can id me by my muzzle flash and the pile of warm brass.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:07 PM (r9UYA)

517 178 163 I see a lot of people are choosing Civil War 2.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at June 20, 2018 04:25 PM (J70i0)


Not fond'a Peter. Nope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)


I am....also Pecker.....

Posted by: Shep at June 20, 2018 05:07 PM (XT6Vl)

518 I did NOT post nothing. It was the Russians.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM (2CQCl)


How did you do that? It won't let me post nothing.
Are you really a ghost in the machine?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:07 PM (mNJBC)

519 If my Trebuchet idea is to rough, time for Charter Air again.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (xInes)

520 Know what might've prevented or at least greatly reduced a lot of this?

A wall.

A big, beautiful wall.

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (EzdLW)

521 I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (zHhW4)

I'm going with an Iron Cross on my stewpot.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (2CQCl)

522 Could look more like Yugoslavia than 1861-65.

No one is marching an army across fields when there are things like missiles, pressure bombs, and other high tech weaponry.

It'll be ethnically cleansing a neighborhood or small towns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (4ErVI)


Yugoslavia, or El Salvador.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (L+DZm)

523 Can we just cut to the chase and tell me how much of my stuff I'm allowed to keep before the rest is turned over to the little foil wrapped dreamers?

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (MVjcR)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (m45I2)

525 No more GS, WG, Military, or contractor tix purchased through the feral gov't.





Winning.



Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2018 05:00 PM (89T5c)


I
do wonder, is this the type of thing that could be executive ordered?
No more Fedtravel payments to either of those airlines. I think it would
literally bankrupt them.





Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2018 05:02 PM

---

It's a Federal Contract....GSA can cancel the contract due to non compliance at any time without any EO being needed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (+Dllb)

526 Know what might've prevented or at least greatly reduced a lot of this?

A wall.

A big, beautiful wall.

Posted by: Hands


Yeah, but I'm not sure it's practical to wall off the ACELA corridor...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (AM1GF)

527 I did NOT post nothing. It was the Russians.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:03 PM



In Russia, comment posts you

Posted by: Yakov at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (EzdLW)

528 check out the video Trump has on his twitter..funny

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

529 Where others see crisis, I see an opportunity:
Uber MEX!

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (Iz8Py)

530 How did you do that? It won't let me post nothing.
Are you really a ghost in the machine?
Posted by: platypus
--------------

A ghost? Drat. I never considered that.

Posted by: Alan Turing at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (kBWZu)

531 A big, beautiful wall.
Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (EzdLW)

Yuge.

And luxurious.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (7UW64)

532 If my Trebuchet idea is to rough, time for Charter Air again.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (xInes)
+++++
How about trains? Could call it the "Wrath of Conrail."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (I2dne)

533 I am....also Pecker.....
Posted by: Shep at June 20, 2018 05:07 PM (XT6Vl)

No, I said PECK!

Posted by: Mad Mardigan at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (NgKpN)

534 The fat lady has sung.

It's all over now.

Posted by: She sells sea shells at June 20, 2018 05:09 PM (X9hM2)

535 Those of you on the twitter machine need to start chatter about Dave Brat's "Free to Fly" act. And don't forget to CC United and American Airlines.
If you're feeling your inner Moby you could even argue that it hurts Trump by reducing his precious tariffs thus getting brain dead left to support it.
Easy to find by googling "Free to Fly"

Posted by: FreeFlyTheHappy at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (sYV5O)

536 Clown car...if they were illegal clowns that is.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:06 PM (2CQCl)


California joke: you know there were 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They'd had have more, but they only had five Buicks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (L+DZm)

537
In Russia, comment posts you
Posted by: Yakov
----------

pretty sure that should be 'komment'.

Posted by: Alan Turing at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (kBWZu)

538 Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle"

Anybody remember the Poster that came inside that album if you bought it new in '78? Now that was an awesome poster worth putting up on your wall.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (k1TUh)

539 521 I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (zHhW4)

I'm going with an Iron Cross on my stewpot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (2CQCl)


I've got a gorilla suit and a face colander. Hope that'll be enough. Maybe a sammich launcher.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (mNJBC)

540 138 We are quite screwed with 1/2 of the country inviting a invasion and hiding them once they get here, actually fighting the Fed's to do that.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (pHfeF)

Any idea where they are hiding?

Posted by: clutch at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (SoK2L)

541 Lordy, we get the silliest trolls.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (a0IVu)

542 http://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article213508754.html

Don't worry, we got this.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (Y9uH4)

543
How did you do that? It won't let me post nothing.

Are you really a ghost in the machine?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:07 PM (mNJBC)

I really don't know. It surprised the hell out of me when I saw it. i don't even remember hitting the post button AND pixy usually snarks me the few times I made that mistake. "hey asshole, try typing something."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (2CQCl)

544 I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

You can id me by my muzzle flash and the pile of warm brass.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:07 PM (r9UYA)

I'll be the one in a bathrobe, with a nearly empty handle of Val-U-Rite, strolling through the hail of lead making bitchy remarks about what weapons the enemy are carrying.

Probably also taking potshots at 'em with a slingshot in-between swigs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (BRvh1)

545 >>Too much rot in the employee base of our government.

The Daily Caller is now reporting that one of the people who heckled DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen last night is a member of the Democratic Socialists Party and, wait for it, an employee of Trump's DOJ as a paralegal.

Allison Hrabar. Here's her twitter account @allisongeroi. It just went into protected status.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

546 521 I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (zHhW4)

I'm going with an Iron Cross on my stewpot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (2CQCl)


CSA Cavalry bars...

Already on the hat... don't have a Helmet, never liked them....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 05:11 PM (NgKpN)

547 522 Could look more like Yugoslavia than 1861-65.

No one is marching an army across fields when there are things like missiles, pressure bombs, and other high tech weaponry.

It'll be ethnically cleansing a neighborhood or small towns.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:58 PM (4ErVI)

Yugoslavia, or El Salvador.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM



On the upside...if there is one, is that the economy is doing so well and is likely to continue for a year or two. People are less likely to go to war when they are working. It is when the expectations of the society (think...I'm building a better life for my kids than I had) are suddenly not realized that people get angry...really angry. And start writing in blogs and shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 05:11 PM (0tfLf)

548 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (k1TUh)
====
Yep

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:11 PM (y3aQB)

549 524
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:08 PM (m45I2)


How are you guys doing that?! I want to post nothing.

Do only morons have this magical ability? Are the 'ettes denied? Well, this ette.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (mNJBC)

550 Lordy, we get the silliest trolls.

Posted by: IC


Only the really dumb ones still come here...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (AM1GF)

551 Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:11 PM (/tuJf)

Woman needs to be fired. She's obviously unstable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (O5K3f)

552 I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM (zHhW4)

I'm going with an Iron Cross on my stewpot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


******


Don't be silly. Just don't shoot at the ones who aren't wearing pants.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (m45I2)

553 The Daily Caller is now reporting that one of the people who heckled DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen last night is a member of the Democratic Socialists Party and, wait for it, an employee of Trump's DOJ as a paralegal.

Should read "EX-employee."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (L+DZm)

554 "Don't be silly. Just don't shoot at the ones who aren't wearing pants."

Muldoon is wise in the ways of the Horde.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (EyPfd)

555 First rule of Post Nothing Club is...


...you don't talk about Post Nothing Club

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (m45I2)

556
I really don't know. It surprised the hell out of me when I saw it. i don't even remember hitting the post button AND pixy usually snarks me the few times I made that mistake. "hey asshole, try typing something."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:10 PM (2CQCl)

Yes...that's what happens to me! Maybe today blank posts are allowed. Gonna give it a go.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (mNJBC)

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (XTrNh)

558 Woman needs to be fired. She's obviously unstable.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (O5K3f)

Sounds like she needs to be escorted to the door.

I don't yell at MY boss, and she could use some yelling at.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)

559 Myself? I'm going with a camo Speedo and a motorcycle helmet. Shock value alone should let me bag my limit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (Y9uH4)

560 I'm going to have to paint an Ace of Spades on my steel pot like the 101st did in France. Hopefully other Morons won't shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:04 PM



Sadly I lost my steel pot when the canoe flipped in the lake.
The very deep lake.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (0tfLf)

561 Trump's EO is dictatorial--and the wrong shade of tan!

Posted by: Democrats at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (vDqXW)

562
I'm going with an Iron Cross on my stewpot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


******


Don't be silly. Just don't shoot at the ones who aren't wearing pants.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (m45I2)

Yup.... now, if they are wearing droopy drawers?

The guys with their pants down below their ass?

Fire when ready Gridley!

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (NgKpN)

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (wA0yZ)

564 The vast majority of my comments say nothing at all. I just use a lot of words while doing it.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (m45I2)

565 progressive bad behavior should be stomped. How can we live in a country where moderate democrats like james hodgekinson and amy bishop are driven to murder by the daily fake news?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (FOPyv)

566 we should have some sort of dunkirkesque repatriation plan with guys flying single engine planes full of aliens back to mexico.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (MTjB1)

567 563


Posted by: Mike Hammer


*****


fist bump!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (m45I2)

568 LMAO. You guyz.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (2CQCl)

569 ...you don't talk about Post Nothing Club
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (m45I2)
---
And you *definitely* don't *post* about it!

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (vDqXW)

570 One void is worth a thousand nuls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (wA0yZ)

571 554 "Don't be silly. Just don't shoot at the ones who aren't wearing pants."

Muldoon is wise in the ways of the Horde.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (EyPfd)

Now, any male combatant not wearing a shirt....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (BRvh1)

572 559 Myself? I'm going with a camo Speedo and a motorcycle helmet. Shock value alone should let me bag my limit.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:14 PM (Y9uH4)

Dude, at the age of 29, never go full Speedo.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (7UW64)

573 I don't yell at MY boss, and she could use some yelling at.Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)

She's employed by the DOJ. Is Homeland Security part of that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (O5K3f)

574

Line them all up, tidily packed and ready to board at the Gate.

Optics. United and American Airlines turning the kids away from going home. Tears.

Fade to orange...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (fceHP)

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (lKs2v)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (GNCPT)

577 The Daily Caller is now reporting that one of the people who heckled DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen last night is a member of the Democratic Socialists Party and, wait for it, an employee of Trump's DOJ as a paralegal.
=====
Democrat Socialist Party ??? isn't that redundant???

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (y3aQB)

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (vDqXW)

579 Should read "EX-employee."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:12 PM (L+DZm)
Let the doxxing begin!!

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2018 04:23 PM (pHfeF)
Not really half. Remember not all registered voters showed up on Nov 8, 2016.
It's more like a 30/30/30/10 split:

R/I/D/FUBAR

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (Iz8Py)

580 Please present your ID and boarding pass...
I see you have a United boarding pass.
Please follow the agent to the new interview line that will verify you are not a foreign national subject to deportation.

Posted by: DHS at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (VWE5i)

581 United Airlines, American Airlines Say They Won't Transport Illegal Immigrant Children Back To Their Homes

Then the FAA shouldn't let them fly in American airspace.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (xlCXC)

582 hey, that was easy!

BTW, come the violence, Teh Horde is invited to come help with the cleansing of my upscale, gun hating ultra blue neighborhood here in Lost Angels.

lots of nice homes to chose from when we're done.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (XTrNh)

583 *snerk*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (GNCPT)

584 I don't yell at MY boss, and she could use some yelling at.Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM


Are you a federal employee who cannot be fired?
then yell away!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (0tfLf)

585 No, really, What kind of nutcase yells at some woman eating her dinner. She's a paralegal for the DOJ and she couldn't figure out how to send an e-mail to Homeland Security expressing her displeasure at the policy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (O5K3f)

586 I don't yell at MY boss, and she could use some yelling at.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:13 PM (7UW64)
+++++++
This. There's a chain 'o command. I don't yell at my boss either (though he also doesn't deserve it, so it is easy for me to look 'proper in the face of adversity' or whatever), and if I did I'd be disciplined. If I kept doing it, I'd be fired. As is the case at basically every company.

The .gov needs a dose of corporate reality. Oh well, we'll all die by the Pendleton Act. After all, you could argue that any firing is a political firing. Unless there were lots of them, of course (which is what I advocate, btw - just shutter entire departments. Non-discriminatory.)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (I2dne)

587 Posted by: tcn in AK
+++++++++++++++++++++

It's for my country.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (Y9uH4)

588
Leftists have an advantage, if we were Leftists we would dox the hell out of Allison Hrabar.

As an aside, don't eat at the raw bar, it'll make you sick.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:17 PM (r+sAi)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:17 PM (AM1GF)

590 Dammit. That did not work at all.

Wtf axeman! Now you got in the club too. I keel you all.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:17 PM (mNJBC)

591 we should simply have border patrol equipped with skyhook harnesses so whenever someone is caught you hook em up and call in a plane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 05:17 PM (MTjB1)

592 >>>DHS
Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen

Is a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 20, 2018 05:17 PM (8iiMU)

593 You guys are really pissing me off.

I tried to post nothing and it kicked me off the site!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (mNJBC)

594 I've got plenty of nothing, but then, so do most people in my position.

Posted by: Richard Farinia, posting nuls at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (TSLKA)

595 [color=#E8E8E8] nothing[/color]

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (EzdLW)

596 Later kids...taking Mrs D to see the Incredibles II.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (0tfLf)

597 I never thought nothing could be so funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (2CQCl)

598 dammit bb code didn't work /joke fail

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (EzdLW)

599 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:16 PM (O5K3f)
emails are not effective in releasing pent up sexual frustration.
She was with her commiecrat peers, to them it was like a big group sex shamegasm.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (Iz8Py)

600 I tried to post nothing and it kicked me off the site!



Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (mNJBC)
Did you offer adequate sacrifices to the pixy god?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

601 You guys are really pissing me off.

I tried to post nothing and it kicked me off the site!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (mNJBC)
+++++++
In this context, the empty posts are a curious form of meta trolling. What'll this place think up next?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (I2dne)

602 Sometimes nothing is a real cool post.

Posted by: Cool-post-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (BRvh1)

603 I tried to post nothing and it kicked me off the site!
Posted by: platypus
------------

Platinum membership.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:19 PM (TSLKA)

604 In any event, I much prefer busing them all to the southern border and making them walk back to Mexico.

And, let us never forget that the great bulk of the illegals (Mexican or not) are infiltrating through Mexico, with Mexico's help and encouragement ... which is an Act of War.

For those in Mexico claiming asylum they should be forced to stay in Mexico while their case is being evaluated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2018 05:19 PM (xlCXC)

605 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:17 PM (r+sAi)
It doesn't take much to find out about a person:
mylife.com

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:19 PM (Iz8Py)

606 emails are not effective in releasing pent up sexual frustration.

I don't know. It's worked for me sometimes. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (O5K3f)

607 I tried to post nothing and it kicked me off the site!
Posted by: platypus


Heck, I post nothing all the time! Usually with lots of pointless words involved, but still...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (AM1GF)

608 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Well, at least I will always have that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (7UW64)

609 https://yhoo.it/2K1CWwz
=====
Obama cyber chief confirms 'stand down' order against Russian cyberattacks in summer 2016
=====
HMMM Jack Straaw

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (y3aQB)

610 I used to have Technetium membership, but it disappeared on me one day.

Posted by: Cool-post-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (BRvh1)

611 we should have some sort of dunkirkesque repatriation plan with guys flying single engine planes full of aliens back to mexico.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Gliders. Bitches didn't care how they got here, shouldn't care how they get home.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (zHhW4)

Posted by: Mega at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (rv0Fo)

613 (HEY)

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (y3aQB)

614 *scrolls up*

You SOBs, showing off your blank posts.

*mutters*

I know there is a trick.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (mNJBC)

615 Platinum membership.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:19 PM (TSLKA)

Good hook but you're slipping Mike..... "send me * in cash and you too can post nothing."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (2CQCl)

616
didn't united and american get a boatload of cash from the feds (us) after 9/11?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (r+sAi)

617 Democrat Socialist Party ??? isn't that redundant???
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (y3aQB)



They are basically the National Socialists who want to try it collectively.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (2K6fY)

618 "We have no desire to be associated with separating families, or worse, to profit from it," the company said in a statement Wednesday.

----

1. The children are being separated from unknown, undocumented individuals who are far more likely to be traffickers, exploiters, and child rapists than parents. They are separated based on common sense and the law.

2. If you don't want to profit, fly them for free or at-cost.

3. Eat shit you sanctimonious tools. You think this is good publicity? Think again. It's more public relations failure piled onto the previous failures.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (5ZgYD)

619 After almost 2 years of watching this nonsense, it really does seem to me that Leftism is a disease.

It's like a virus, it infects people's brains and replicates itself, and it can't be stopped. It's kinda like rabies, it drives its sufferers mad.

I've voluntarily stopped interacting with Leftists who surround me here in my little corner of Blue America. I look at FB from time to time, ad turn on the TV occasionally, and people are just nuts.

And the crazy is hardening in people's brains, to where crazier & crazier stuff is their new normal.

Furthermore, the desire of Leftists for physical violence against anyone not of the Left, and their non-stop ranting about it, and their glee in describing that violence and how it should be carried out, it's frightening.

Posted by: Boots at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (blfUS)

620 .

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (HgMAr)

621 After I canceled the Unobtanium package, so did my ability to ghost post.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (Y9uH4)

622 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:20 PM (O5K3f)

well the method is confirmed then.
I sure wish willow was here so she could post and bring on a new thread.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (Iz8Py)

623 Emirates, best attendants (gorgeous). Lufthansa best food
Posted by: wrg500 at June 20, 2018 04:41 PM (Bdeb0)



They may not have the best food or sexiest attendants, but in terms of sheer friendliness, I would take KLM for flights outside of the USA.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (ujg0T)

624 I used to have Technetium membership, but it disappeared on me one day.

Posted by: Cool-post-otoko
-----------

Some posters have been awarded a Polonium membership.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (TSLKA)

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (lfXAE)

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (37IEG)

627 Now you got in the club too. I keel you all.


******


Wow, you sound like a jihadi. Maybe you should shout "Allahu spacebar!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (m45I2)

Posted by: Hillary's Chances of Ever Becoming President at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (rv0Fo)

629 I know there is a trick.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel


Confuse-Us says: Blank space not always empty...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (AM1GF)

630 Heh.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (HgMAr)

631 well, clinton had his faults but he was serious about reuniting families, even if he had to send in armed goons to yank them out of closets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (MTjB1)

632 Hmmm, I wonder what the trick could be.....stares off blankly into space.

Nope...can't figure it out.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (37IEG)

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (Iz8Py)

634 I think Trump purposely issued a flaky EO knowing it will be challenged and he's banking on it being overruled again, at which point he will say, oh well, I tried but the law is the law, if you don't like it tell it to the democrats in Congress.

And you still think Trump is stupid?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (+dsLj)

635 Over at ZeroHedge, ABC chyron says Manafort pleads guilty to five counts of manslaughter.

Yeah.. it was "a mistake."

Sure it was.

"If we believe hard enough, it will come true."

/delusional idiots.

Posted by: shibumi at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (AHNMM)

636 Chucky lecturing Trump about EO he insisted he sign to remove the problem of kids being removed from their parents.

Now, the issue to the weather-vane Dems is that families are incarcerated indefinitely.

Isn't that true about any trip to a government office?

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

637 Ha, I figured it out. Well, actually recalled someone posted how to do it in the past.

Posted by: Farmer at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (lfXAE)

638 I sure wish willow was here so she could post and bring on a new thread.


Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:21 PM (Iz8Py)

yeah, this one is disappearing before our eyes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (2CQCl)

639 platypus,
the trick is you post tags with nothing in between them

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (Iz8Py)

640 So how old is the shouting woman-a millennial or a bitchy 40-50s?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (O5K3f)

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Inaugural Address at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (rv0Fo)

642 Okay, this thread has officially descended into chaos! Chaos, I tells ya!!

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (O5Q3r)

643 at least blank posts doesn't render the blog unreadable

Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (lKs2v)

644 Tried it. Spaces don't work. Huh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (7UW64)

645 Why go to that effort?
Hit the space bar and post

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (37IEG)

Posted by: at June 20, 2018 05:24 PM (lKs2v)

647 4 I say we are seeing our first BLM Riots in 3 weeks.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2018 04:45 PM (DV+JV)

I know this is weird to admit, but I felt we were overdue for one. Since last week I've been wondering why they have been so quiet. Must have felt a disturbance in the force. Where are they having it Judd?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 04:49 PM (mNJBC)

They're just waiting for the really hot weather, then they'll trash their own neighborhood, driving out what few businesses remain.

Boy, will THAT teach Whitey a lesson.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 04:52 PM (L+DZm)

If it happens, dollars to donuts it's about an incident that has already occurred--something from last February or March.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2018 05:24 PM (y8Foj)

648 Sometimes nothing is something.

Posted by: The Inscruitible East at June 20, 2018 05:24 PM (V+k34)

649 I sprung for the unobtainium membership.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:24 PM (vDqXW)

650 How is this different from refusing to bake the damn cake? Isn't this a matter of public accommodation?

Posted by: Rudytbone at June 20, 2018 05:24 PM (IYij/)

651 Anarchy In The Streets!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 20, 2018 05:24 PM (Y9uH4)

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)

653 Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Inaugural Address at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (rv0Fo)

thanks for the reminder, friend:

HCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (Iz8Py)

654 Democrat Socialist Party ??? isn't that redundant???
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:15 PM (y3aQB)


Commies come in two flavors: "democratic" socialists, and revolutionary socialists.

The "democratic" socialists want to impose Marxism through the ballot box (or so they would have us believe), whereas the revolutionary socialists mean to impose it by force.

At least the latter are honest about their intentions. The former, not so much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (L+DZm)

655 >>Obama cyber chief confirms 'stand down' order against Russian cyberattacks in summer 2016

And in the same meeting Victoria Nuland admitted that the State Department was briefed by Christopher Steele on the Russian dossier in the summer 2016.

The whole thing is imploding.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

656 Its just invisible writing. Ya gotta pour lemon juice on your screen, and set it on fire to see it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (2CQCl)

657 What's the EO news?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (8iiMU)

658 dammit bb code didn't work /joke fail
Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 05:18 PM (EzdLW)

Ha! I thought you were trying to get me to take the bait, and I was mulling it over...whether you were playing me or not. Thank goodness I waited.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (mNJBC)

659 634 I think Trump purposely issued a flaky EO knowing it will be challenged and he's banking on it being overruled again, at which point he will say, oh well, I tried but the law is the law, if you don't like it tell it to the democrats in Congress.

And you still think Trump is stupid?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:22 PM (+dsLj)

If you read the EO, its full of 'in compliance with the Law' type of stuff.

It actually just reiterates what the current policy actually is... keep them together if possible, but if the child may be in danger... don't.

Posted by: Don Q. at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

660 Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (BRvh1)

661










.

Posted by: Jubilation T Cornpone at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (LilNs)

662 If the Pope isn't Catholic, where do bears go?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (RuIsu)

663 Set it on fire?! I just held mine up to the light and squinted real hard.

That's the same way I read that extra stuff that's in the Constitution that you can't see if you just read the words.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (37IEG)

664 If it happens, dollars to donuts it's about an incident that has already occurred--something from last February or March.
Posted by: JoeF.
--------------

Or three centuries ago.

Posted by: The Inscruitible East at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (V+k34)

665 guess someone at abc lost their leaker once the manafort manslaughter story was released.

Posted by: yankeefifth at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

666 I'm satisfied with the aluminum foil membership.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

667 AVENGE ME

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Inaugural Address at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (rv0Fo)

668 United Airlines and American Airlines. Two more companies I'll no longer spend a cent with. Fuck them.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (guOXV)

669 Looks like the Army needs to break out the old C130s and get them transporting again.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (rlcpo)

670 Holy frijole.

You people are en fuego.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (oLrbn)

671 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (2CQCl)
For that silliness we apply the flatiron and maxi pad.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (Iz8Py)

672 640 So how old is the shouting woman-a millennial or a bitchy 40-50s?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (O5K3f)


What's the over/under on the number of cats?

And what's the betting line on her hair color? I'm putting $10 on green.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (L+DZm)

673 Jeebus, Juan defending Peter Fonda: "What he tweeted was poorly worded."

Why does Fox hire the brain-damaged???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

674 I'm satisfied with the aluminum foil membership.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)
---
That sounds crazy.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (vDqXW)

675 Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (/tuJf)
=====
SO something might happen after all/s

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (y3aQB)

676 Ha! I thought you were trying to get me to take the bait, and I was mulling it over...whether you were playing me or not. Thank goodness I waited.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM



If I had a dollar for every 'ette who said those words to me....

Posted by: Hands at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (EzdLW)

677 Fine. I'll make an important comment to get willowed to bring on a new thread.

Hey, there's another asshole who's been arresting for wanting to shoot a GOP politician.

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1009490050852315136

You're welcome.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (Evws/)

678 Over 100 arrested in another large-scale immigration raid


-fox5ny


LOL


Meat packing plant raid.



Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (r9UYA)

679 662 If the Pope isn't Catholic, where do bears go?
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 05:25 PM (RuIsu)


Starbucks, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (L+DZm)

680 Manafort is being held in solitary confinement, in a Federal prison.
Solitary.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (w7KSn)

681 Juan Williams just got his ass handed to him on The Five.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (PvFoN)

682 In space, no one can hear you scream.


or read your comment for that matter.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (m45I2)

683
The whole thing is imploding.
Posted by: JackStraw
------------

Nothing to see here, old fake news.

Posted by: The MSM at June 20, 2018 05:28 PM (V+k34)

684 It actually just reiterates what the current policy actually is... keep them together if possible, but if the child may be in danger... don't.

********************************

And they're still suing him and now Chucky is berating Trump as well for doing.. uhh what they wanted him to do. They're mad he took the narrative away and sure as shit are overplaying their hands, once again.

I don't think Trump is as brilliant so much as he is simply observing the demoshits doing the same fucking thing over and over again, and he acts accordingly to what he expects them to do.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2018 05:28 PM (+dsLj)

685
Juan Williams just got his ass handed to him on The Five.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (PvFoN)


Yeah, the idiot was defending Fonda's "poorly worded tweet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

686 I paid for the cardboard membership but apparently I was robbed.

I can't even use This One Simple Trick to get a blank post up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2018 05:28 PM (fuK7c)

687 platypus,
the trick is you post tags with nothing in between them
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:23 PM (Iz8Py)


Well, aren't you sweet. Thank you.

I've never used tags. It is possible I am too lazy to post nothing. Ironic, ain't it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:29 PM (mNJBC)

688 And what's the betting line on her hair color? I'm putting $10 on green.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (L+DZm)

Vegas sez Green is the heavy favorite, with blue streaks closing in.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:29 PM (Iz8Py)

689 673 Jeebus, Juan defending Peter Fonda: "What he tweeted was poorly worded."

Why does Fox hire the brain-damaged???
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:26 PM (ptqGC)

Why yes, "gash" is so antiquated. The preferred nomenclature these days is "feckless cunt". I mean, it's all spelled out in the manual that was distributed the other week. One really must read one's manual if one wants to engage in Change Agentry.

Posted by: Jorge Soros at June 20, 2018 05:29 PM (BRvh1)

690
Manafort is being held in solitary confinement, in a Federal prison. Solitary.


Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (w7KSn)


That's probably better for him.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2018 05:29 PM (10vO4)

691 How does one go about posting a blank post?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)

692 Juan Williams just got his ass handed to him on The Five.
Posted by: redridinghood
----------

It would be double extra hard to get back on the plantation with no ass.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:29 PM (LUV9/)

693 Juan Williams just got his ass handed to him on The Five.

That's not a high bar.

Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (O5Q3r)

694 How does one go about posting a blank post?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----------

Oh, Jane...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (LUV9/)

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (r9UYA)

696 I used to think it was a good thing for politicos to retire an go into phoney-baloney "jobs" in the private sector. Let them make money and leave us alone.
But now these left-wing and affirmative-action types want to use corporations to carry on their power grab.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (0jtPF)

697 [THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK]

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (md3fh)

698 The whole thing is imploding.
Posted by: JackStraw


THE CHILDREN!!!!111!!!!!eleventy!!11!!

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (953wK)

699 Wait a fucking second.
You mean the airline companies are viture signaling?
Idiot. Why did I read that as a good thing?

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (rlcpo)

700 Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (w7KSn)
Manafort is being punished for the public bitch slap that one judge laid down on Bob Mullah.
If he survives this ordeal, Manafort will have grounds for the Mother of All Actions against FED LE

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (Iz8Py)

701 Fonda tweeted that he wanted an 11 y.o. put in a cage to be raped by pedophiles. What part was poorly worded? He should have said that he wanted pedos to make love to the boy instead?

Posted by: Juan Williams Is Too Uncoordinated to Sip Penis at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (dkHoZ)

702 Juan Williams just got his ass handed to him on The Five.

That's not a high bar.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 20, 2018 05:30 PM (O5Q3r)


Low-hanging fruit?

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (953wK)

703 How does one go about posting a blank post?


*******


Not sure. But I can do THIS.


"Eh, What's up, Doc?"





(That's a Mel Blanc post)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (m45I2)

704 This thread smells less than fresh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

705 Juan defending Peter Fonda: "What he tweeted was poorly worded."


Translation: Please send me a Christmas Card and invite me to your next celebrity party, and never tweet bad things about me. Can I get a selfie with you? Love and Kisses, Juan (Serious Fox Journalist)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (mNJBC)

706 Two Catholic bears walk into Starbucks...

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 05:32 PM (RuIsu)

707 a buddy of mine was a long time Continental employee that is now United. He says every week is some kind of time to honor some kind of sjw dreck. New shirts to wear to celebrate all kinds of bs. And he has to act like he cares when they come around to amp the employees about it.

Really longs for the days of Herb Keleher.

Posted by: DanMan at June 20, 2018 05:32 PM (XTiHL)

708 I'm so hoping the Time-Traveling storm troopers land in Peter Fonda's house, thinking they've arrived at Polish Resistance HQ

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2018 05:32 PM (Iz8Py)

709
quick, let's SUBSIDIZE the failing airline industry so the CEO's can take home million$!!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 20, 2018 05:32 PM (9Exb6)

710 Well happy to note that my LAX_Heathrow round trip in late summer is on Virgin Airlines. No sense giving any business to United or American. And the next domestic roundtrip after that is on Souithwest--although I could do the trip without change of planes on American. I do detest virtue signaling pussy CEOs. Going to give up Starbucks and grind my own beans.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (Sda6L)

711 Low-hanging fruit?
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (953wK)



Like a 90 yo man's balls.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (mNJBC)

712 The left's biggest (hyped) fear is that the crazies on the right will get confused by heated rhetoric of the mainline right and try to take action.

http://tinyurl.com/yc5yngfb

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (vDqXW)

713 With his tweets, that was Peter Fonda saying to his sister, "Hold my beer."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (ptqGC)

714 Love the simplicity of PDT's last tweet

'The stats don't lie

Unemployment: 3.8%
Jobs created: 1M''

Boom!

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (jm1YL)

Posted by: Jubilation T Cornpone at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (LilNs)

716 Yes; Check out the video on Trump's twitter feed in which he has various Democrats speaking against illegal immigration:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (O5K3f)

717 *blank post*

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (MVjcR)

718 I knew Juan was nuts, but he's a fruit too?

Posted by: Ruthless at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (md3fh)

719 680 Manafort is being held in solitary confinement, in a Federal prison.
Solitary.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commenter at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (w7KSn)


-----------

Damn.

I think they are going after Manafort because he knows the most crap about DC corruption.

Posted by: MAGA at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (LnOh3)

720 Low-hanging fruit?
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (953wK)
---
I appreciate the compliment.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (vDqXW)

721 Love the simplicity of PDT's last tweet

'The stats don't lie

Unemployment: 3.8%
Jobs created: 1M''

Boom!
Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (jm1YL)

But how many jobs did he "save?"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (y8Foj)

722 Low-hanging fruit?
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (953wK)



Like a 90 yo man's balls.
Posted by: platypus


*laughing like a retarded hyena.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (zHhW4)

723 Over 100 arrested in another large-scale immigration raid

-fox5ny

LOL

Meat packing plant raid.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 20, 2018 05:27 PM (r9UYA)
.............

So they're going to deport all their kids with them too, right?
BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO SEPARATE FAMILIES.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (HgMAr)

724 I propose we use hot air balloons!

Posted by: Jimmy James at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (tv7DV)

725 According to Gutfeld on The Five, Peter Fonda has apologized.

Meaning, the Secret Service paid him a nice little visit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

726 Nood

Posted by: Boots at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (blfUS)

727 710
Well happy to note that my LAX_Heathrow round trip in late summer is on
Virgin Airlines. No sense giving any business to United or American.
And the next domestic roundtrip after that is on Souithwest--although I
could do the trip without change of planes on American. I do detest
virtue signaling pussy CEOs. Going to give up Starbucks and grind my
own beans.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 20, 2018 05:33 PM (Sda6L)
Loved flying Virgin from Lax to London; own terminal and its a v comfortable plane. great service.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

728 Whats a tag? i posted nothing and I didn't use tags. Its magic thats all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (2CQCl)

729 Juan defending Peter Fonda: "What he tweeted was poorly worded."
-------------

The photo of Jane Fonda wearing an NVA helmet and sitting on an NVA AA gun was poorly composed.

Posted by: Juan Williams at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (kBWZu)

730 ''Meaning, the Secret Service paid him a nice little visit. ''

Yes I hope they did.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2018 05:35 PM (jm1YL)

731 Nood!

See? I told you I'd get it done.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (Evws/)

732 04 This thread smells less than fresh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2018 05:31 PM (ptqGC)


It's like the monkey cage in July.

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2018 05:36 PM (oLrbn)

733 If you type the exact phrase:


E w o k penises are tiny.


(without the spaces in Ewok), Pixy automatically erases it, leaving a blank comment.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2018 05:37 PM (m45I2)

734 415 I've been reading articles today about how Russia has been classifying a lot of media companies as foreign agents and thus open to restrictions and even sanctions (whatever that means).

One of them is the NYT.

Can we do that here? Label the media foreign agents and simply turn off their lights.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2018 04:53 PM (4ErVI)

-------

Arrest them for not registering as foreign agents too. Good enough for Manafort.

Posted by: MAGA at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (LnOh3)

735 Two Catholic bears walk into Starbucks...

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2018 05:32 PM (RuIsu)
.........

Bartender says: "I thought you guys shit in the woods."

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 05:38 PM (HgMAr)

736 509
NYT says Trump is likely to face a legal challenge to the EO.



Growing up, I had a strange impression that this country was sane.



The foolishness of youth.

Posted by: Axeman at June 20, 2018 05:05 PM (vDqXW)


If only this could have been predicted by someone.....

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (UBzPO)

737 I had to endure a liberal friend go slightly insane last night over immigration.

It started when he said, "Did you hear? X doesn't like Trump now, because he separates families." (X is another friend, one who was skeptical of PDT because he isn't the most evangelical type in the world, but ended up voting for him, apparently).
I replied, "Oh, so he believes all that astroturf bullcrap? That's too bad."
LOL. That started it.
After going through some nonsense, his final argument was, "We have done soo much shit to south and central America over the years, that WE have a responsibility to help them and take them in. Because we helped create their situation and they are fleeing for their lives."
I acknowledged that the US has indeed had influence in their affairs, but most the of their problems are a result of economics, culture, history, etc.etc. etc. Of course, he didn't buy it. This is someone who thinks the tax cuts are "criminal". (Get this, because the DEFICIT would increase!).
So, yeah. Truly delusional. Strange, because the guy is NOT stupid.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2018 05:39 PM (8iiMU)

738 Ha, I'm teh new willow.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2018 05:40 PM (8iiMU)

739 JackStraw, your post at 655 just made my month.

Victoria Nuland is dirtier than Killary.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2018 05:41 PM (amNQX)

740 @669 Please be of assistance. Army, C-130?

What the hell are you talking about?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 05:47 PM (H5rtT)

741 @737 I have to admit, your friend has what we'd call a "Democrat point."

Because the US owes so much to the benighted in South America, and since we clearly don't have room for them here without rendering their homelands dessicated waste land, we clearly need to DRAFT all the enlightened liberals, like him, who have the Vision of The Anointed and unnerstann how it spozed to Be, to go down there and be our colonial administrators. It's what he is born and bred for. And I'm sick of him trying to Colonially Administer me.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 20, 2018 05:51 PM (H5rtT)

742 Get Woke, go broke, put em on a boat. Stupid people get stupid prizes.

Posted by: joe dagostino at June 20, 2018 05:54 PM (eq2/x)

743 317: " I notice Delta has not taken a position on this. I wonder why?"

Ed Bastian must have gone home for the day.

Posted by: RNB at June 20, 2018 06:30 PM (DjjZJ)

744 All this fucking nonsense to cover for Hillary and the FBI.

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at June 20, 2018 06:55 PM (DaDry)

745 finally! a use for amtrak.

Posted by: x at June 21, 2018 06:58 AM (nFwvY)

746 No problem. Let's eliminate MOST of government-funded travel on commercial airlines.
Don't want to take our 'dirty' money?
Starve.

Posted by: Linda Fox at June 21, 2018 08:00 AM (qBtOo)

747 187 177 Send 'em on Garuda. They'll be so fucking scared they'll never leave home again.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2018 04:27 PM (HgMAr)

Things have changed. Garuda has hot stews, seat back screens, and decent chow.

No booze on domestic, though.

Posted by: Patrick E Strei at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (asshc)

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