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Refill that coffee cup, have another donut and check out some stories that didn't get too much attention at the AoSHQ this past week.

A couple of suggestions, don't run with sharp objects, be nice to the 'ettes and have a great weekend!!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:25 AM




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1 Oh I want some

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:26 AM (pHfeF)

2 St

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (XOAlA)

3 Coffee. What a nice thing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:27 AM (Y9uH4)

4 Mmmmm.. those donuts look good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 23, 2018 08:29 AM (dUJdY)

5 I want a bagel sammich

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:30 AM (JFO2v)

6 That poor little Canadian boy.

"Canadian Salad"....the horror, the horror.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:31 AM (EoRCO)

7 From the ONT
I see something but as I type it into
https://tinyurl.com/y6vrbekm
I find my tablet often changes it and on a tablet lose my place repeating lines.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:31 AM (pHfeF)

8 Do you really need to stick your dick in plastic?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:31 AM (JFO2v)

9 Are those donuts covered in butter and salt?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 23, 2018 08:33 AM (WRL6O)

10 Being served by screaming girlie men. Sounds like a normal dem get together.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (Y9uH4)

11 Wine ice cream has been around awhile. So I guess the next step in liquor ice cream...I like the wine ice cream, and it wan't that expensive. I had it at a outdoor fireman's carnival.

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (f5LFm)

12 tai ladyboy waitressess serve u long time

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:34 AM (JFO2v)

13 I want those donuts.

Posted by: Hobo with a laptop at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (Dgce0)

14 Going back to bed, Wally World will have to muddle along without me today. Diarrhea is no bueno. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (fAAc5)

15 Going back to bed, Wally World will have to muddle along without me today. Diarrhea is no bueno. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (fAAc5)

Swing by Starbucks and say "hi" on your way in....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:36 AM (EoRCO)

16 we used to measure stupid in millikohns. Now I am thinking badtattons may be better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:36 AM (JFO2v)

17 Here's an educational time-waster, if you're into astronomy:

"If the Moon Were Only 1 Pixel: A Tediously Accurate Scale Model of the Solar System"

https://tinyurl.com/l2dcmco

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:37 AM (AMIL/)

18 Didn't see any message from Weird Dave on ONT so its still a mystery to me

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:37 AM (pHfeF)

19 Fuck soccer. Games for idiots. 3 hour games and no score.

Like watching grass grow.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (cW5Gl)

20 Sorry you don't feel well, Anna.


Stay away from the wine ice cream.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (XOAlA)

21 And it's f**king soccer not football.

F**k all the rest of the world.

Just eff them. with a scouring pad.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:39 AM (cW5Gl)

22 The soccer nickers would be more fun watching NBA.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

23 Still disgusted (but not surprised) by George Will. He just proves that Ace's analysis on the Never Trumpers was dead on accurate from the start. If you really hate Trump that much, it won't be very long before you admit that you hate all of Trump's supporters, and want to see them crushed. Will has finally admitted that to everyone, and to himself.

He's not a "conservative", he's a Royalist, and he despises the idea that any of the deplorables down in the lower classes should ever get uppity and think they can tell the Upper Class (of which he is a proud member) what to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:40 AM (V2Yro)

24 Kentucky distillery colapes thousands of barrels lost. My guess is building was overloaded, those thousands of barrels weighs thousands of tons.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)

25 Royalist is a very fitting term

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)

26 Do those plastic love dolls know how to clean house?

If so, I'll take one of the males if it comes with a big handle.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (XOAlA)

27 Getting ready to leave for the church festival in a few hours. Going to make pizzas for a couple of thousand folks.

Somewhere Grampa Tonypete is smiling.

Also, please remember in your prayers Baby Kay - granddaughter of a friend. She was born on Thursday at 26 weeks - 1 lb 8 oz. She's stable but very fragile and the family is terrified.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (9rIkM)

28 14 Going back to bed, Wally World will have to muddle along without me today. Diarrhea is no bueno. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:35 AM (fAAc5)

Had to check out and change hotels with a case of the exploding bowels in New Orleans a few year ago. Just threw a 50 on the dresser.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (JFO2v)

29 I'm thinking soccer knickers won't help Giant fans at all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM (vV/gB)

30 19 Fuck soccer. Games for idiots. 3 hour games and no score.

Like watching grass grow.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:38 AM (cW5Gl)

>>> If Mexico loses today, about 20 percent of the people I work with, and God-knows how many total people within our borders, will have the sadz. That gives me the sadz.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (AMIL/)

31 I like wine as much as anyone but notthinking wine ice cream is for me. Have put a shot of whisky in a bowl of vanilla ice cream before.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (pHfeF)

32 "The details of the Launch are secret" Campbell said."

Especially the part about how the winning bidder agreed to give him $500,000 cash under the table. I'll bet that part was SOOPER sekrit for some reason.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:44 AM (V2Yro)

33 31 I like wine as much as anyone but notthinking wine ice cream is for me. Have put a shot of whisky in a bowl of vanilla ice cream before.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM (pHfeF)

A nice run over ice cream is dandy

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

34 Soccer or as I like to call it the falling down game.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2018 08:46 AM (88xKn)

35 The only thing I put on vanilla ice cream is hot fudge.

Delish!

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:46 AM (XOAlA)

36 Skip, check out 676 in ont.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at June 23, 2018 08:47 AM (V+03K)

37 Government bloating is good and wanted except for ICE, that department Democrats want to abolish.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:47 AM (pHfeF)

38 35 The only thing I put on vanilla ice cream is hot fudge.

Delish!
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Try real maple syrup. Also try maple syrup with hot buttered biscuits. You will thank me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:48 AM (vV/gB)

39 Those waiters? Yeah they called them Butt boys for obvious reasons.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:48 AM (cW5Gl)

40 Thailand is just plain strange.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:49 AM (cW5Gl)

41 Thanks for the well wishes. Nearest Starbucks is over 30 minutes away, I like being in a Starbucks desert. This has been no fun at all this experience.

Check out the Powerline This Week in Pictures compilation.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 23, 2018 08:49 AM (fAAc5)

42 My take is Dems have no sense of timing. They seem to think we are supposed be really upset about their butt hurt. Do they know we laugh at them?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:50 AM (vV/gB)

43 "Gunface" sounds like a Dick Tracy criminal mastermind.

I see a relocation to Florida in the not too distant future for Gunface.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:51 AM (EoRCO)

44 36 I see it, expected it to be at the end or top like OM does the chess answers.
I did start seeing it when I did it word by word into the Morse code decipher

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:51 AM (pHfeF)

45 "Eels, Pepsi no Coke please."

Cheeseborger?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 08:52 AM (fZuhk)

46 42 My take is Dems have no sense of timing. They seem to think we are supposed be really upset about their butt hurt. Do they know we laugh at them?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:50 AM (vV/gB)

The routinely get thing wrong. About 70% of independence blame the parents for bringing children into danger.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:53 AM (JFO2v)

47 F&F - 3 kids died in hot vehicles this year.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (pHfeF)

48 The Barton 1792 Distillery collapase is the saddest news I've seen all week. 9000 barrels lost out of about 18000.

"The smell of Bourbon was in the air."

I shall buy a bottle in their honor.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (iiixZ)

49 34 Soccer or as I like to call it the falling down game.

Posted by: dantesed at June 23, 2018 08:46 AM (88xKn)

>> The unwritten rule in baseball is that when batters, catchers, and umpires are hit by a pitched or tipped/fouled ball, they have to be as stoic as possible and not rub the sore spot. In soccer, the unwritten rule seems to be to act like any contact by an opposing player caused injuries worse than being dropped into boiling oil.

Quite a contrast.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (AMIL/)

50 23: Yep it's all about our "upper class" and their money. Illegal aliens=more millions for them (why else are Zuckerberg, Bezos, etc saying they need more cheap labor? How dare Americans stand in the way of more billions?) I am sure Will's patrons are into the cheap labor too as well as the sacred outsourcing.

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 08:55 AM (5gaNQ)

51 Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)

I've taken to using that too.

I think that's where the philosophy of the Demcrats comes from.

They want America to fail, they love royalty, they're stuck up and want to tell everyone how to live. (like Justin creepy eyebrows)

Adn they want us to be like Europe and be obedient to Europe and a monarchy complete with royalty and all the stuck up snobs.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 08:56 AM (cW5Gl)

52 49 34 There is no crying in baseball. There is crying in soccer. Compare and contrast.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

53 46: AND it's the libs fault as well for dangling freebies in front of these people. I support strict sanctions of Mexico and armed regular military at the border

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 08:57 AM (5gaNQ)

54 Quite a contrast.
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 08:54 AM (AMIL/)


Watch it back to back with rugby, with players holding severed limbs up to their stumps so they don't get ejected from the pitch for injury.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 08:57 AM (fZuhk)

55 Not sure exactly but those 18,000 barrels could weigh in the neighborhood of 3,600 tons

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:58 AM (pHfeF)

56 My take is Dems have no sense of timing. They seem to think we are supposed be really upset about their butt hurt. Do they know we laugh at them?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 08:50 AM (vV/gB)



It's going to hit outrage overload. Most people don't pay attention to begin with but if everything is the end of the world all of the time eventually they'll tune out or (slim hope) see through the left's BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 08:59 AM (SiINZ)

57 I hope NYers pay attention to Cynthia calling for the end of ICE, but Leftists probably agree.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 09:02 AM (pHfeF)

58 56: If the Secret Service would actually put shits like Peter Fonda and Tom Arnold in jail, some of this BS would stop. It's the fact that these people walk away scot free that encourages more threats and lies. "If it isn't the truth, the Administration would stop the threats"

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:02 AM (5gaNQ)

59 So a loudmouth NewYorker is getting about 100 Korean War soldiers returned home. Not Hillary, or Bhussein, or Bush, or Nixon. think about it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:03 AM (JFO2v)

60 Ashamed Comey weighs calling himself Canadian

hit the fukn road!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:03 AM (JFO2v)

61 57 I hope NYers pay attention to Cynthia calling for the end of ICE, but Leftists probably agree.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 09:02 AM (pHfeF)

Leftist always want to end constitutional government agencies and create unconstitutional entities.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:05 AM (JFO2v)

62 Good morning.


Consider for a few moments the heart of a human baby. It is a few ounces of muscle, fat and connective tissue that has a rhythmic, self-sustaining electrical system. It consists of two separate but remarkably similar pumps, the right and left sides of the heart. It is fully formed by the 8th week of gestation, and continues to beat rhythmically, steadily and continuously for up to 100 years, without any outside help in the vast majority of instances. The stunning symmetry of the microscopic arrangement of myosin and actin protein fibers creates a highly efficient pumpin machine. The delicate and yet durable valves regulate the direction of blood flow through the veins and arteries. Consider the simple mechanical elegance of this one single organ. And then ask yourself one question...


...Is there any conceivable way that this was the result of a slimy puddle of primordial goo randomly organizing with this as the accidental result?



**waves at Missus Muldoon and Buckley**

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:07 AM (m45I2)

63 Those folks in Alaska have lived too close to the Canadians for too long.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:07 AM (cW5Gl)

64 pumpin = pumping

(not pumpkin)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:08 AM (m45I2)

65 I wonder what kind of discount you could get on a "demo" sex doll? Open box sale?

Posted by: BignJames at June 23, 2018 09:10 AM (0+nbW)

66 We know what u meant, Muldoon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:11 AM (HizHb)

67 What we need to do to get the Left to support borders is invade Mexico. Then, viola, borders will mean something.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 23, 2018 09:11 AM (vV/gB)

68 All that mishegas for some housing.

And they had to move it not leave it.

What. Idiots.

Like soccer players.

Idiots.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:11 AM (cW5Gl)

69 If so, I'll take one of the males if it comes with a big handle.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 08:42 AM


Small only, according to the article.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (6PK7i)

70 Sure you didn't mean pimping?

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (cW5Gl)

71 It's going to hit outrage overload. Most people don't pay attention to begin with but if everything is the end of the world all of the time eventually they'll tune out or (slim hope) see through the left's BS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 08:59 AM (SiINZ)

>>> I hope you are correct. But their latest tactic worries me: Calling for the abolishment of ICE. That is absolutely part of a larger plan. I suspect it is designed to tie-in with the sanctuary city crap, so get ready for some made-for-CNN-cameras events this summer, designed to show ICE agents acting like SS stormtroopers, herding men, women, and wailing children into paddy wagons.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (AMIL/)

72 Toroids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (sd+O2)

73 Go look up Tucker and do we really need more people?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (JFO2v)

74 Dog:

Walked [X]

Not Walked [ ]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (sd+O2)

75 67: Nah, their frontrunner is supporting a Mexican poverty invasion of the US. We need to sandblast that stupid socialist bitch poem off that statue, and sanction Mexican elites so badly they hemorrhage money and arm the border against this planned invasion. But, if they continue to support invasion, bombing Mexico shouldn't be off the table

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:14 AM (5gaNQ)

76 What always bothers me is that any precursor organs would fail and unless the present organ was conceived as a whole the organ would fail.

no dual use or even just a lump of flesh until final build.

And yet the evolutionists say I believe in fairy tales.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:15 AM (cW5Gl)

77 I noticed that Pepsi is slow rolling out the old Diet Pepsi, the new formula was terrible and always tasted flat to me and I stopped buying it.

I know we are a test market but all of a sudden I saw the old Diet Pepsi being sold and the new stuff was gone

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 23, 2018 09:15 AM (dKiJG)

78 Soccer or as I like to call it the falling down game.
Posted by: dantesed



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THE FALLING DOWN GAME - a limerick

I've thought about soccer a little
But I can't solve this one simple riddle
When a player falls down
Why's he flopping around
Like an anchovy on a hot griddle?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:16 AM (m45I2)

79 Okay, say you're the kind of person who would buy a doll for sex. You've got the money to get an animated one. Yay, I guess, more like what you're not really getting. I suppose having it turn you down just ups the realism more?

I weep for the future.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 23, 2018 09:16 AM (xQfPr)

80 "The details of the Launch are secret" Campbell said."
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Especially the part about how the winning bidder agreed to give him $500,000 cash under the table. I'll bet that part was SOOPER sekrit for some reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:44 AM (V2Yro)



I read the article, I didn't see anything about anyone getting kickbacks. Do you know something that wasn't in the article?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

81 71: I would applaud ICE if they rounded up and deported these scumbags and herded them into vehicles. I also want to see the pols and employers who encourage this face jail time an confiscation of property. Let's start with DiBlasio

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (5gaNQ)

82 It's part of the uniparty one world government: erase all borders.

People live in the world therefore they can live anywhere.

Please note that most of the people doing the moving come from shit holes and most of the people who have to put up with these coming in have worked hard for what they have and will now be forced to share with people who's habits they might find repugnant or downright stupid and unsafe.

But one worlders love it because no borders means no countries only the one world government.

Dictatorship naturally because who could count all those votes?

Or a governing council with a chairman. Who would be nothing like a dictator. Nothing I says.

Eff them and their effing elitist BS.

We's going to the mattresses on this one.

I like a firm kingsize if you're asking.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:19 AM (cW5Gl)

83 71: And the canucks seem pretty quiet about illegal immigration these days...but maybe we can deport more illegals to Canada if they run their mouths again

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:19 AM (5gaNQ)

84 Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

Shhh. He's on a roll.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (cW5Gl)

85 Anyone that says illegals pay taxes is full of it, they use stolen SS numbers and the stories about people trying to get it sorted out is a nightmare, and the Obama administration told the IRS not to let people know if someone else filed with your number and got your refund check.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (dKiJG)

86 You want a rough business, try repossessing sex dolls. Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of 'em a day, it don't mean shit anymore. I mean, I've seen men stabbed, didn't mean shit to me. I've seen guns, guns too, they don't mean shit. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (fZuhk)

87 Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 23, 2018 09:16 AM (xQfPr)

The ppl making the sex dolls must be liberal women.

No one else could eff this idea up this much.

They must be trolling us normals cause even those who are woke wouldn't be that stupid.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:21 AM (cW5Gl)

88 82: Yes. But unless we severely punish lawbreaking sanctuary shits, this will continue. Crush the American supporters of this, make them pay until they are standing on the streets with cardboard signs and cups in their hands

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:21 AM (5gaNQ)

89 77 Diet Coke FTW!

Pepsi Bleh.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:23 AM (XOAlA)

90 Government bloating is good and wanted except for ICE, that department Democrats want to abolish.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:47 AM (pHfeF)


President Trump is a fkn marketing genius: he has caused the Democrats/Transnational Socialists (not like there really is any difference) to openly declare that the United States is the only nation in the world that does not deserve sovereignty and that anybody that wants to come here should be able to do so, even if that means sneaking illegally over the borders.

We shall how Donks screeching about ICE/NRA terrorists (seems to be a common thread: if you pose an obstruction to Democrat policy, that equals "terrorist") and raising taxes will play during the mid-term elections. At least the LIVs will have a pretty stark choice.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 23, 2018 09:23 AM (5Yee7)

91 The penalty for assisting illegal immigration is upto 10 years and 250,000. Many lib pols should be set to die in prison based on the current law that prissy Jeff is NOT enforcing.

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:23 AM (5gaNQ)

92 Adn they want us to be like Europe and be obedient to Europe and a monarchy complete with royalty and all the stuck up snobs.
Posted by: jakee308

No stuck up sticky beets here.

Posted by: Dr. G'day Bruce, PhD at June 23, 2018 09:24 AM (+Tibp)

93 89: Pepsi also has the odor of Obamunism all over it

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:24 AM (5gaNQ)

94 AWWWW MAN Vinnie Paul Of Pantera fame has passed away ! RIP Vinnie

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 09:24 AM (y3aQB)

95 It helps if you dress like a detective too. Detectives dress kinda square. People think: this guy is a cop. They're going to think you're packing something. They don't fuck with you so much.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 09:25 AM (fZuhk)

96 Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

Shhh. He's on a roll.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:20 AM (cW5Gl)


Ok, so then this whole thing is rather simple: The feds say the housing has to be dismantled after use. The bid that lost, tried to workaround that requirement, thus coming in lower, because the dude was going to leave the housing up, on his own land.

The locals, who had no choice in the matter, this was a federal requirement, rejected his bid, because it didn't include the dismantling.

So if anything, this is a story about the feds being stupid and wasteful. It has nothing to do with any nefarious doings of the locals. And honestly, the loser's complaint, about a son of one of the guys who analyzed the bids being a subcontractor for the winner, is a b.s. claim.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:26 AM (cY3LT)

97 And the canucks seem pretty quiet about illegal immigration these days...but maybe we can deport more illegals to Canada if they run their mouths again
_________________

After toy-boy Justin of the Eyebrows sanctimoniously announced that Canada would gladly welcome all "refugees" (in the name of their god diversity), a bunch of Nigerians and Haitians from the U.S. started going to Canada and asking for asylum.

The Canadians were appalled, and quickly withdrew Justin's hasty and ill-advised invitation. Now the Canadian government is sending delegations down to the states to try and convince the "refugees" to stay here and not blight Canada.

But don't call them hypocrites. Even though they clearly are hypocrites.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (fqUgw)

98 I had my identity stolen in the late 90's. That was fun. I tracked them down, too. Somebody named Jackson living in an apartment in Florida.
The only thing they managed to get away with was opening a Sprint account, although they tried to buy a car with my credit.
I still keep the paperwork from Sprint in case a bill collector comes after me.

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (XOAlA)

99 WTF happened to Vinnie Paul? One of the best metal bands.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (HizHb)

100 filed under who would have thunk that?

Sayfullo Saipov, an Islamic radical charged with killing eight in Manhattan in October of 2017, interrupted a judge in court Friday to invoke Allah and defend the Islamic State.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:28 AM (JFO2v)

101 It's Rule One in responding to an RFP to "answer the mail". You have to provide a responsive proposal. If you want to make an alternative proposal that differs from the RFP, you have to do that in addition to a responsive proposal. It's just black letter law, as they say.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (brIR5)

102 93 Plus the taste is reminiscent of Ivory soap.

Bleh Bleh Bleh

Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (XOAlA)

103 62 ... Muldoon, That was one enlightening comment, beautifully stated.

Posted by: JTB at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (V+03K)

104 97: We have millions of "refugees" we can happily dump on Ottawa. I say do it. Fuck the mouthy sanctimonious canucks

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:31 AM (5gaNQ)

105 The NY dhimmis probably stopped court proceedings for prayer time.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:32 AM (HizHb)

106 97: And if the Mexis can assist illegals to come here, I suggest we assist them to move to Canada and all the other mouthy shit nations who have something to say. Merkel could use a few million illiterate Central Americans seeking handouts

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:33 AM (5gaNQ)

107 I hope you are correct. But their latest tactic worries me: Calling for the abolishment of ICE. That is absolutely part of a larger plan. I suspect it is designed to tie-in with the sanctuary city crap, so get ready for some made-for-CNN-cameras events this summer, designed to show ICE agents acting like SS stormtroopers, herding men, women, and wailing children into paddy wagons.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (AMIL/)




The LIVs will fall for the crying kid which was a BS lie but then it's Melania's jacket is the end of the world and everything is the worst thing ever. From the people I work with as my sample size of LIVs, most of it doesn't register.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:33 AM (SiINZ)

108 It's Rule One in responding to an RFP to "answer the mail". You have to provide a responsive proposal. If you want to make an alternative proposal that differs from the RFP, you have to do that in addition to a responsive proposal. It's just black letter law, as they say.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2018 09:29 AM (brIR5)


Yup.

You think you have a better way, save the government millions of bucks? That's fantastic, contact the agency, see if you can get them to change their request.

Until you do, submit a proposal that meets their requirements, or get turned down. Pretty damn simple.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:34 AM (cY3LT)

109 WTF happened to Vinnie Paul? One of the best metal bands.
=====
Don't know but it is all over my FB page Dead at 54 !he was my age

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 09:35 AM (y3aQB)

110 107: We need more wailing children sent home to Central America. Enough of their tantrummy bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:35 AM (5gaNQ)

111 Propose a 50% billionaire's tax to house illegals and see how fast Fuckerberg backs down

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:36 AM (5gaNQ)

112 Good morning all.

Anybody else surprised when the eels-n-coke story didn't involve Japan?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 09:37 AM (gUCYC)

113 We need more wailing children sent home to Central America. Enough of their tantrummy bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:35 AM (5gaNQ)



Why are we now trying to put them on military bases? We shouldn't be feeding or housing them. The day they are caught they ought to be on their way back. If they thought that pure hell awaited them when they got here they wouldn't want to come and they ought to be given pure hell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:37 AM (SiINZ)

114 Calling for the abolishment of ICE....
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2018 09:12 AM (AMIL/)


The LIVs will fall for the crying kid which was a BS lie but then it's Melania's jacket is the end of the world and everything is the worst thing ever. From the people I work with as my sample size of LIVs, most of it doesn't register.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:33 AM (SiINZ)


So lefties are trying to eliminate federal jobs.

Yeah. Sure.

The one constant in all of this, is that the left doesn't hold up. It never does. If they try going in one direction, they start to fall apart on the other side. Then they over-correct their mistake, and the process intensifies until the whole thing collapses.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:40 AM (cY3LT)

115 113: I agree. They need to be subjected to immediate removal by slow boat to El Salvador, and made very uncomfortable. I still say we need to root illegals out of schools and off the Medicaid/medicare roles (and yes, they are there, I see this everyday at the hospital I work at). The idea that they are hardworking and get no bennies is pure MSM bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:41 AM (5gaNQ)

116 Morning, Morons. Sitting here in Buzzards Bay, MA. Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
Mass Maritime graduation. Last proud papa comment:
Junior is getting two awards he didn't tell us about. Opsec requires no further info, but damn. This next generation is not all snowflakes.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2018 09:42 AM (jSC7Y)

117 Saw Pantera 7 times in concert. Between him and his brother, what a shame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:43 AM (HizHb)

118 And that "boy" sex doll -- is it like a Snap-On Tool? What am I looking at here?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 23, 2018 09:44 AM (gUCYC)

119 Cofffee makes you ghey!

















For Moar Caffine!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 09:45 AM (EM0pH)

120 I would like to take this opportunity to say that Bill Kristol and I are now a couple.

Posted by: George Will at June 23, 2018 09:45 AM (vZrWs)

121 Doctor, I'm in love with a sheep. Her name is Daisy.

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 23, 2018 09:45 AM (3HNOQ)

122 120: I'd love to see who is paying these men's bills. They are getting money from someone to sell out

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (5gaNQ)

123 I used bangVinnie Paul's ex girlfriend in the early 2000's when she moved from Texas back to Denver. She was barely 20, and hot as fuck.

Also he was a badass drummer too.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (EM0pH)

124 I choose to live my life as a coffee man.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (2ffVS)

125 I agree. They need to be subjected to immediate removal by slow boat to El Salvador, and made very uncomfortable. I still say we need to root illegals out of schools and off the Medicaid/medicare roles (and yes, they are there, I see this everyday at the hospital I work at). The idea that they are hardworking and get no bennies is pure MSM bullshit

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:41 AM (5gaNQ)



Collecting the welfare that Americans don't want to collect.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:49 AM (SiINZ)

126 Congrats RI Red! To both your son and you. Good job!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 09:52 AM (9rIkM)

127 I also advocate public service for education majors looking to payoff stupid debt. Let them educate in Honduras and Guatemala instead of lobbying to get the kiddies here so they can collect pension dollars. AFT and NEA love illegals

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:53 AM (5gaNQ)

128 George Will Says to Vote Against GOP in Midterm Elections




Irrelevant loser says what?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:56 AM (SiINZ)

129
Mexican officials are ready to stop helping the US fight terrorism and drug trafficking to get back at Trump




When did they start helping?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:57 AM (SiINZ)

130 George Will is an anal-retentive pompous shitbag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:58 AM (HizHb)

131 George Will.

Someone needs to tell him no one listens to what comes out of his squeak hole anymore.

And get rid of that freaking bow tie already ass clown.

His shit is no longer appealing.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 09:59 AM (EoRCO)

132 Royalist is a very fitting term
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:41 AM (pHfeF)



"Hamiltonian" might be more apt

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 09:59 AM (2K6fY)

133 129: Get back for what? Fighting drug trafficking? Human Trafficking? Rip up NAFTA now.. Sanctions for Mexico/Guatemala/Honduras and El Salvador NOW

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:59 AM (5gaNQ)

134 Qualifying for the French Grand Prix is starting on ESPN 2

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:00 AM (pHfeF)

135 I'd love to see who is paying these men's bills. They are getting money from someone to sell out
Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (5gaNQ)


I have long contended, most people who appear on tv, wherever they appear on tv, are whores. Actors, newsreaders, pundits, hosts, "reality" tv stars, so-called experts of all kinds... they're whores. They are selling themselves, for money.

How they are whoring themselves, is of no consequence. The market has room for many options.

Some of them, play the part of the "conservative."

But make no mistake, it's all about the exposure and the money. They get paid to play their part.

Now.. do some of them actual, more or less, believe what they say? Sure. Some of them. I think for example, Ann Coulter mostly leans conservative in her thinking. She also bangs people like Bill Mahar when she's not espousing her conservative views, so I doubt she holds them deeply. But they're there.

Guys like George Will are just bags of contrarian, constrained foppish... royalism (I do like that term), that I don't believe anything he says is meant to accomplish anything other than make him look smart. To himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:03 AM (cY3LT)

136 we used to measure stupid in millikohns. Now I am thinking badtattons may be better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:36 AM (JFO2v)

I thought the Obama was the approved IEEE standard. Or was that the Kerry?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:03 AM (9BLnV)

137 I remember now! It was the Maxine.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:03 AM (9BLnV)

138 George Will Says to Vote Against GOP in Midterm Elections

-
A true conservative!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 23, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)

139 ...Is there any conceivable way that this was the
result of a slimy puddle of primordial goo randomly organizing with this
as the accidental result?



**waves at Missus Muldoon and Buckley**

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 09:07 AM (m45I2)

In an infinity of universes over a long enough (infinite) time span, many unexpected events may occur./s
And you were kind enough to leave out the issue of how the veins and arteries just randomly wove themselves throughout an entire body and integrated themselves with multiple different support organs, muscles, the brain, and the lungs, but other than that...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 10:06 AM (n9EOP)

140 I think for example, Ann Coulter mostly leans conservative in her thinking. She also bangs people like Bill Mahar when she's not espousing her conservative views, so I doubt she holds them deeply. But they're there.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:03 AM (cY3LT)

She bangs Bill Mahar? Is he related to Bill Maher? Please, I need verification of this. Link, please.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:06 AM (9BLnV)

141 I thought the Obama was the approved IEEE standard. Or was that the Kerry?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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We rely on Eurotrash for these things...which would please Kerry, of course.

I, for one, was perfectly comfortable with the Mho, but the Euros decided 'Siemen' would be better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (0+2a1)

142 I think for example, Ann Coulter mostly leans conservative in her thinking. She also bangs people like Bill Mahar when she's not espousing her conservative views, so I doubt she holds them deeply. But they're there.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:03 AM (cY3LT)

She bangs Bill Mahar? Is he related to Bill Maher? Please, I need verification of this. Link, please.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:06 AM (9BLnV)


Yes. That snotty guy on tv. Who smirked his way to stardom.

They used to date.

Years ago. It's on the internet. If you look, I'm sure you can find it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (cY3LT)

143
Non Compos Mentis - a limerick


George Will is an intelligent guy
You can tell, 'cause he wears a bow tie
But Georgie, what the heck
That string around your neck
Is cutting off your oxygen supply

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)

144 129
Mexican officials are ready to stop helping the US fight terrorism and drug trafficking to get back at Trump




When did they start helping?
Posted by: TheQ

In the last year, Mexico has had over 100 politicabs murdered. Its a failed state and an enemy of the USA. We should immediately place a travel ban on Mexico and declare it a terrorist state. Trump needs to start taking thede things seriously and put troops on the border until a wall can be built.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (EM0pH)

145 George Will Says to Vote Against GOP in Midterm Elections

-
A true conservative!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 23, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)



None truer just like Cuck Kristol, Nicole Wallace, Steve Schmidt, David French and the rest of the cuck brigade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (SiINZ)

146 And you were kind enough to leave out the issue of how the veins and arteries just randomly wove themselves throughout an entire body and integrated themselves with multiple different support organs, muscles, the brain, and the lungs, but other than that...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 10:06 AM (n9EOP)

Money talks. Shit walks.-- Evolution.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:09 AM (9BLnV)

147 The dog pee drinker is youtuber Witney Wisconsin, who brags about fucking dogs. Outside of DC and NYC, she is The most degenerate person in America.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:10 AM (EM0pH)

148 Money talks. Shit walks.-- Evolution.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:09 AM (9BLnV)

SO you're changing the discussion to the NeverTrump Republican "conservatives"?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 10:10 AM (n9EOP)

149 I saw Ann Coulter in person once. First, she is sickly anorexic, which says something about her mental state. Second, I always got the impression that she was playing a part, and would switch sides on a dime if the money was right.

She's very smart, and knows how to play the role well. But I remain convinced its all a big act.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 10:10 AM (V2Yro)

150 144: Severe sanctions, mass deportations and a militarized border. I hope some drug lord cuts Vicente Fox's middle finger off and shoves it up his ass. I am sick of these Mexipols trying to run the US.

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 10:11 AM (5gaNQ)

151 When did they start helping?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 09:57 AM (SiINZ)


we are giving them money and arms and training.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 10:11 AM (2K6fY)

152 George Will is an intelligent guy
You can tell, 'cause he wears a bow tie
But Georgie, what the heck
That string around your neck
Is cutting off your oxygen supply
Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)

The string is for auto-erotic asphyxiation. George is a kinky kinda bow tie wearin' dude!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:11 AM (9BLnV)

153 George Will is an anal-retentive pompous shitbag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 23, 2018 09:58 AM (HizHb)

He puts the hyphen in anal-retentive.

Posted by: BignJames at June 23, 2018 10:12 AM (0+nbW)

154 we are giving them money and arms and training.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 10:11 AM (2K6fY)



Money well spent, I'm sure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:12 AM (SiINZ)

155 Speaking of cucks why isn't the DOJ prosecuting those who assist illegals? Scofflaw Sessions has done zero on that

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 10:13 AM (5gaNQ)

156 Hey!

Hey! Being an eel is EELY GREAT!!!

Geddit? Being an EEL is EELY GREAT!!! Ha ha ha ha.

EELY GREAT!!! HAHAHAHAahhahahahahahahaha!!!11!

I'm EELY SEXY!!!11!!! EELY SEXY Geddit??

Did you get it???@@?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!111!

Posted by: Coked Up Eel at June 23, 2018 10:13 AM (9q7Dl)

157 Money talks. Shit walks.-- Evolution.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:09 AM (9BLnV)
SO you're changing the discussion to the NeverTrump Republican "conservatives"?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 10:10 AM (n9EOP)

Hey, evolution has to pay for those dinosaurs changing into birds somehow. You don't think he does it for charity, do you?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:13 AM (9BLnV)

158 The dog pee drinker is youtuber Witney Wisconsin, who brags about fucking dogs. Outside of DC and NYC, she is The most degenerate person in America.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:10 AM (EM0pH)



Brags about fucking dogs? Call me old fashion but what is there to brag about?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:14 AM (SiINZ)

159 Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:14 AM (SiINZ)

Gotta say, I feel sorry for the dogs!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 10:15 AM (n9EOP)

160 Yes. That snotty guy on tv. Who smirked his way to stardom.

They used to date.

Years ago. It's on the internet. If you look, I'm sure you can find it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (cY3LT)

Yeah, but did she bang him? I thought he could only achieve an erection with men. Are you saying Ann Coulter is a man? I know there's been some talk......

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:16 AM (9BLnV)

161 158 The dog pee drinker is youtuber Witney Wisconsin, who brags about fucking dogs. Outside of DC and NYC, she is The most degenerate person in America.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:10 AM (EM0pH)



Brags about fucking dogs? Call me old fashion but what is there to brag about?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:14 AM (SiINZ)

Knot a thing

Posted by: Dana Perino at June 23, 2018 10:16 AM (EM0pH)

162 107 I hope you are correct. But their latest tactic worries me: Calling for the abolishment of ICE. That is absolutely part of a larger plan."

That shouldn't worry you, that should make you jump up and do high fives! What has been the LIE of the left all these years? That they want to control the border too, they just want it done "humanely". What has been the TRUTH of the Left, all along? That they want Absolutely Open Borders, and Instant Citizenship with Instant Voting Rights for everyone who wants to wander across the border.

That is what they want, that is what they have ALWAYS wanted. But they were always careful to try to not admit that in public before now.

And today they are admitting it, openly. GREAT! Lets go to the election on that - anyone who is against Total Open Borders is RAYCISS!!!! That's what the left is going to campaign on.

What better issue could we possibly have to work with than that????

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 10:16 AM (V2Yro)

163 I choose to live my life as a coffee man.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
------------

Sorry, señor, the job is taken.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at June 23, 2018 10:17 AM (rYk7m)

164
I saw Sickly Anorexic open for the Pussy Cat Dolls at the LA Colliseum in 2000.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2018 10:17 AM (9q7Dl)

165 159 Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:14 AM (SiINZ)

Gotta say, I feel sorry for the dogs!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at June 23, 2018 10:15 AM (n9EOP)

I think she was arrested for knotting.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:17 AM (EM0pH)

166 Back in college, during the days of pan-Gaia, I invented a beer float: yes, ice cream doused with beer. Being the inventor, I was thereafter obliged to promote how great it tasted, and to have one at every party thereafter.

It was actually pretty awful, but then, I didn't much like being condemned to naught but Budweiser, either.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 23, 2018 10:17 AM (o7l6R)

167 Posted by: Coked Up Eel at June 23, 2018 10:13 AM (9q7Dl)


I hate fish. I really do. And I stay out of water whenever I can.

So this idea of coked up eels... eels are the big fat nasty ugly snakes of the deep in the first place. Coked up eels are how we end this world.

I am sure of it.

Forget planet of the apes. What we should all fear is planet of the coked up eels.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:18 AM (cY3LT)

168 VPN test

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2018 10:18 AM (CrDpR)

169 Speaking of cucks why isn't the DOJ prosecuting those who assist illegals? Scofflaw Sessions has done zero on that
Posted by: CN
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Also, those who openly declare that they are here illegally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (rYk7m)

170 Awesome

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (CrDpR)

171 I read the article, I didn't see anything about anyone getting kickbacks. Do you know something that wasn't in the article?"

It's a secret.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (V2Yro)

172 Find out exactly what Congressional District that George Will lives in.

Get behind the most Trumpian candidates there, for everything all the way down to Dogcatcher and Librarian.

Give Will more Trumpism in his own backyard, than he'd dare ever dream of in his worst nightmares.

Oh, and yes of course, mail every possible Trumpian political flyer to his house, and have each campaign's "door knockers" visit his house on a VERY frequent basis.

You want moar Trump, Will? YOU'RE why you're gonna get moar Trump, bigly.

Believe me, you're gonna get sick of all of OUR winning.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (QzJWU)

173 The horror! The horror!

Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey

https://bloom.bg/2MhGQSO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

174 ice cream doused with beer.



*********

Bud and Jerry's

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (m45I2)

175 ice cream doused with beer.


*******

Pabst Bluebell Ribbon?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:20 AM (m45I2)

176 Back in college, during the days of pan-Gaia, I invented a beer float: yes, ice cream doused with beer. Being the inventor, I was thereafter obliged to promote how great it tasted, and to have one at every party thereafter.

It was actually pretty awful, but then, I didn't much like being condemned to naught but Budweiser, either.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 23, 2018 10:17 AM (o7l6R)



Lime Sorbet probably would've worked well in that.

Plan ahead, man.

Plan ahead.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2018 10:20 AM (9q7Dl)

177 ice cream doused with beer.

******


Rolling Rocky Road?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:20 AM (m45I2)

178 Damn I hope those are low carb cider mill donuts!

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 10:21 AM (86Sli)

179 Try it before you buy it?

Don't they realize that male sexuality is aimed at variety?

Once you've tried it, why would you buy it?

Posted by: Toad-O at June 23, 2018 10:22 AM (/v2Sw)

180 Forget planet of the apes. What we should all fear is planet of the coked up eels.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:18 AM (cY3LT)



"Get Your Fins Off Me, You Damn Dirty Eel!!!"

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at June 23, 2018 10:22 AM (9q7Dl)

181 DOJ is still largely staffed with Swamp creatures, nothing is going to come out of it. There have been a few articles from pundits how the whole DOJ/FBI 'investigation' of Hillary's email debacle was a cover-up from the DOJ and FBI management.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (pHfeF)

182 Yes. That snotty guy on tv. Who smirked his way to stardom.

They used to date.

Years ago. It's on the internet. If you look, I'm sure you can find it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:08 AM (cY3LT)

Yeah, but did she bang him? I thought he could only achieve an erection with men. Are you saying Ann Coulter is a man? I know there's been some talk......
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:16 AM (9BLnV)



I'm in no one's bedroom but my own, so I have no idea how his equipment works. And because we ARE talking about whores here, I would imagine their beddings of each other tend to also be calculated for maximum effect.

In other words, if they had sex or not is not the issue. That they were seen together, in more or less couple fashion, is fairly well established fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (cY3LT)

183 Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey

https://bloom.bg/2MhGQSO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
-----------

I once camped about 1/4 mile from that facility, saw the barns. Even that far away, the aroma of bourbon was in the air.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (JEV/2)

184
Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey


*******


Kentucky Man fishing downriver from bourbon warehouse: "Great, now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (m45I2)

185 Rum raisin ice cream made the right way with real rum instead of the extract junk is pretty great.

Posted by: bananadream at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (yRBj9)

186 98 I had my identity stolen in the late 90's. That was fun. I tracked them down, too. Somebody named Jackson living in an apartment in Florida.
The only thing they managed to get away with was opening a Sprint account, although they tried to buy a car with my credit.
I still keep the paperwork from Sprint in case a bill collector comes after me.
Posted by: ALH at June 23, 2018 09:27 AM (XOAlA)


Not identity theft, but identity confusion. We can chuckle over it now.

Mrs IMG is the second Mrs IMG, as I am her second Mr. She almost balked at us dating when she learned my middle name is the same as her ex's first name.

Hahahaha!

Well into our relationship, I told Mrs IMG that her first AND middle names were the same as my ex. Big eyes at that, of course.

Now, my ex was not fiscally prudent and there were a few incidents a decade or so ago needing lengthy phone conversations with credit bureaus and such.

Like I said, now we can shake our heads and smile.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (di1hb)

187 *glares at donuts**drinks black covfefe**patiently waits for noon because of intermittent fasting *

Posted by: lin-duh at June 23, 2018 10:24 AM (kufk0)

188 The toe guy was making a hat. I toetally get it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:24 AM (2CQCl)

189 If my government is determined to welcome immigrants from Mexico and El Salvador I think there might be room in the Yukon, Northwest Territories and Nunavut.
There's a bar in Klondike City that serves a drink containing a severed thumb. They might need waitresses.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 23, 2018 10:24 AM (nBr1j)

190 "Get Your Fins Off Me, You Damn Dirty Eel!!!"

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston
------------

Eels need love too.

Posted by: Witney Wisconsin at June 23, 2018 10:25 AM (JEV/2)

191 What better issue could we possibly have to work with than that????

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 10:16 AM (V2Yro)

What's with this "we" crap, peon?

Posted by: Your GOP Establishment Betters at June 23, 2018 10:25 AM (n9EOP)

192 Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey


That's a lot of morons making an escape.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 23, 2018 10:25 AM (9KUj4)

193 Moosehead Moosetracks

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:26 AM (pHfeF)

194 The toe guy was making a hat. I toetally get it.


*******


Ay, ay, ay-ay. I am the Free Toe Bandito!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:26 AM (m45I2)

195 I'm in no one's bedroom but my own, so I have no idea how his equipment works. And because we ARE talking about whores here, I would imagine their beddings of each other tend to also be calculated for maximum effect.

In other words, if they had sex or not is not the issue. That they were seen together, in more or less couple fashion, is fairly well established fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:23 AM (cY3LT)

Yeah, but Ann goes to a black church. Does that make her a mud shark? OK, maybe that is a rhetorical question.....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:27 AM (9BLnV)

196 Find out exactly what Congressional District that George Will lives in....


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 23, 2018 10:19 AM (QzJWU)


Pretty sure he lives in New York City.

So yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:27 AM (cY3LT)

197 The toe guy was making a hat. I toetally get it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:24 AM (2CQCl)



Haaaa! This guy! This guy gets it!!!!

He EELY GETS IT!!!!!! Geddit???

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!

Geddit?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahah111!!

Posted by: Coked Up Eel at June 23, 2018 10:27 AM (9q7Dl)

198 Watney's cream stout would probably go well with a little vanilla for a float.

But I'd rather just have the stout alone and at room temperature. I like most stouts and porters at room temperature. Cold seems to deaden them.

Posted by: bananadream at June 23, 2018 10:28 AM (yRBj9)

199 I used bangVinnie Paul's ex girlfriend in the early 2000's when she moved from Texas back to Denver. She was barely 20, and hot as fuck.

Also he was a badass drummer too.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (EM0pH)

So, you're saying you have herpes?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:28 AM (9BLnV)

200 Moosehead Moosetracks
Posted by: Skip
-------

Camel hump, cameltoe

Posted by: Witney Wisconsin at June 23, 2018 10:29 AM (+cu3S)

201 Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey

https://bloom.bg/2MhGQSO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

*sheds a single tear*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 10:29 AM (EhZNT)

202 Kentucky Bourbon Warehouse Collapses, Spilling 9,000 Barrels of Whiskey


*******


Quick! Form a bucket brigade.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:31 AM (m45I2)

203 I like porters at room temperature. Cold seems to deaden them.
Posted by: bananadream
----------

*?*

Most porters who are at room temperature, are soon going to be chilled at the morgue.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 10:31 AM (+cu3S)

204 The lawn wants to be mowed, but I only have about a fifteen minute sweet spot between the grass being still damp from the sprinklers and the sun being too hot to move around outside.


I think I'll procrastinate for sixteen minutes.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)

205 I'm picturing hobbits somehow involved in the Kentucky warehouse incident.

Posted by: bananadream at June 23, 2018 10:34 AM (yRBj9)

206 The lawn wants to be mowed, but I only have about a fifteen minute sweet spot between the grass being still damp from the sprinklers and the sun being too hot to move around outside.

I think I'll procrastinate for sixteen minutes.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (9BLnV)

207
Also he was a badass drummer too.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 09:47 AM (EM0pH)

Come on, what hot chick bangs the drummer?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)

208 I thought the Obama was the approved IEEE standard. Or was that the Kerry?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:03 AM (9BLnV)

uhuhtons or maybe swiftpounds

uhuhtons are the number of stutters in a sentence multiplied by 1000. It took Bhussein 4000 uhuhtons to tell me it was raining.
swiftpounds are the number of lies (16 lies to the swiftpound) it take for someone to get mad enough to call a political hack a liar.
It only took a quarter swiftpound for a real Marine to cal Blumenthal a lying cocksucker.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (JFO2v)

209 https://fxn.ws/2tqmAY4
====
Katie Arrington, who ousted Rep. Mark Sanford in primary, seriously injured in car crash | Fox News
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What a Coinkydink, She beats a Deep Stater & poof

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 10:36 AM (y3aQB)

210 Come on, what hot chick bangs the drummer?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)

what do you call the guy in the band that cant read music? drummer
what do you call the lead singer in a local band without a GF? homeless.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 10:37 AM (JFO2v)

211 What a Coinkydink, She beats a Deep Stater & poof
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 10:36 AM (y3aQB)

I was thinking....

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 10:37 AM (JFO2v)

212 we used to measure stupid in millikohns. Now I am thinking badtattons may be better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 08:36 AM

Come to think of it, where is Sally these days? I haven't seen any of her Deep Thoughts on the CRISIS AT THE BORDER.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:37 AM (2NqXo)

213 Weirdly...when I went out to the backyard this morning,

there were three small bare patches of dirt like something scratched up all the grass.

And a small inch long turd on the porch.

I think I'm being pranked by some animal.


Wish I knew what it was so I could-

leave a flaming bag of dog poo in front of it's den.


Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2018 10:38 AM (9q7Dl)

214 I like porters at room temperature. Cold seems to deaden them.
Posted by: bananadream
----------

*?*

Most porters who are at room temperature, are soon going to be chilled at the morgue.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2018 10:31 AM (+cu3S)


Just to bring this theme together..

Darrell Porter assumed room temperature in 2002. Cocaine was the cause of death. The place where he died?

Sugar Creek, MO.

So to summaraize: We have English eels on coke, we have Kentucky fauna of all sorts on bourbon, and now we have the worms in Sugar Creek, MO, consuming Porter's room temperature coke.

I say again... forget planet of the apes. This is how TEOTWAWKI happens.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:40 AM (cY3LT)

215 Especially the part about how the winning bidder agreed to give him $500,000 cash under the table. I'll bet that part was SOOPER sekrit for some reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2018 08:44 AM (V2Yro)


Are Democrats involved? One would suspect so, seeing as party affiliation of the public officials was not mentioned.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:40 AM (a2xQ5)

216 Come to think of it, where is Sally these days? I haven't seen any of her Deep Thoughts on the CRISIS AT THE BORDER.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:37 AM (2NqXo)

maybe be real stupid is harder than u think

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (JFO2v)

217 I think she was arrested for knotting.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:17 AM (EM0pH)



Is that a Barney Fife thing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (SiINZ)

218 ...there were three small bare patches of dirt like something scratched up all the grass.

And a small inch long turd on the porch.


*****


I used to have a neighbor who did that.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (m45I2)

219 Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)


Too hot?! Too hot!? Ya wanna know too hot!? It a 1000 degrees here! One thousand degrees at 7:40 in the morning!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (2CQCl)

220 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (a3n9K)

221
Come on, what hot chick bangs the drummer?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)



Barbara Bach

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (SiINZ)

222 Come on, what hot chick bangs the drummer?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)



Didn't wazzername, the hawt Hep C Chick bang Motley Crew's drummer or something?

Tho I suppose Hep C > Hawt and kinda negates the whole thing.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (9q7Dl)

223 Happy Saturday.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (yL25O)

224 I think it Katie Arrington was hit by a driver going the wrong direction. it's just as likely that she was hit by someone who was a illegal driving erratically and/or while intoxicated, or some other person impaired in some way. I notice thy didn't give the other person's name. I think if the Deep State wanted to do a "hit" they'd do it in some other way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (O5K3f)

225 I like wine as much as anyone but notthinking wine ice cream is for me. Have put a shot of whisky in a bowl of vanilla ice cream before.
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:43 AM

Grape sorbet is good. I wouldn't want wine ice cream either. Chocolate Bourbon ice cream sounds good, though.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:43 AM (2NqXo)

226
I used to have a neighbor who did that.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (m45I2)

Dammit Muldoon. First cuppa joe on the screen.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:43 AM (2CQCl)

227 What a Coinkydink, She beats a Deep Stater & poof
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 10:36 AM (y3aQB)

Back in Olden Times I would have rolled my eyes and smirked at this kind of conspiracy talk.

Now?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 10:43 AM (EhZNT)

228 Why is Comey considering identifying as a Canadian? Did he have a Canadian parent, or is that just the leftists way of saying that he hates America?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (O5K3f)

229 ' notice thy didn't give the other person's name.'

Gone zal les ?

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (UdKB7)

230 >>>Eels, Pepsi no Coke please.

Does anyone really go fishing in the Thames? I imagine it's really gross and unsanitary by now. The fact that the eel was exposed to enough human piss to make it high would be the greater concern for me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (/qEW2)

231 First cuppa joe on the screen.


******


Ah. My work here is finished.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (m45I2)

232 https://fxn.ws/2tqmAY4
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Katie Arrington, who ousted Rep. Mark Sanford in primary, seriously injured in car crash | Fox News
=====
What a Coinkydink, She beats a Deep Stater & poof
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 10:36 AM (y3aQB)


In this day and age, nothing would shock me.

So the other driver (wrong way on a highway) died in the crash.

Died... in the crash, or was already dead??

We have to ask, because anything's possible.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:45 AM (cY3LT)

233 "Gunface" sounds like a Dick Tracy criminal mastermind.

I see a relocation to Florida in the not too distant future for Gunface.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2018 08:51 AM (EoRCO)

An eager customer awaiting the establishment of Aero Pinochet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:45 AM (a2xQ5)

234 224 I think it Katie Arrington was hit by a driver going the wrong direction. it's just as likely that she was hit by someone who was a illegal driving erratically and/or while intoxicated, or some other person impaired in some way. I notice thy didn't give the other person's name. I think if the Deep State wanted to do a "hit" they'd do it in some other way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (O5K3f)

It's about sending a message.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:46 AM (EM0pH)

235 Why is Comey considering identifying as a Canadian? Did he have a Canadian parent, or is that just the leftists way of saying that he hates America?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (O5K3f)



He's an idiot and traitor. Wall, firing squad some assembly required

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 10:47 AM (SiINZ)

236 Q3 to go, both Haas cars are still in it at the French Grand prix

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:47 AM (pHfeF)

237 Why is Comey considering identifying as a Canadian? Did he have a Canadian parent, or is that just the leftists way of saying that he hates America?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM



Comey has a Dudley Do-right complex

Posted by: Hands at June 23, 2018 10:48 AM (EzdLW)

238 I see it, expected it to be at the end or top like OM does the chess answers.
I did start seeing it when I did it word by word into the Morse code decipher
Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 08:51 AM (pHfeF)

My solution was simply to ignore the puzzle. No disrespect intended to Weird Dave, who I have had the pleasure of meeting. Puzzles of that nature, I just don't do, never have.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:48 AM (a2xQ5)

239 Does anyone really go fishing in the Thames? I imagine it's really gross and unsanitary by now. The fact that the eel was exposed to enough human piss to make it high would be the greater concern for me.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (/qEW2)


I'm not sure which direction you go, but not far from London, the Thames is a lovely little river, with all sorts of pristine aspects of Ye Merry Olde England about it.

So if the eels are making their way, this side or that of London.....

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:49 AM (cY3LT)

240 234: they already tried "failed robbery" with Seth Rich

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 10:50 AM (5gaNQ)

241 >>>Somewhere there is a lab missing its mad scientist.

The Cabinet of Dr. Tarantino.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 10:50 AM (/qEW2)

242 i'm bored.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2018 10:51 AM (Pg+x7)

243 Ashamed Comey weighs calling himself Canadian

hit the fukn road!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 09:03 AM (JFO2v)

We don't want that lanky skank faggot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:52 AM (a2xQ5)

244 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:46 AM (EM0pH)

So they hired someone who was willing to die in a car crash to send her a message?. I think some car crashes where only one person dies are either suicide attempts or murders, but I don't know about this one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:52 AM (O5K3f)

245 Back in Olden Times I would have rolled my eyes and smirked at this kind of conspiracy talk.

Now?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 10:43 AM (EhZNT)
======
I have never been a conspiracy theorist until all this BS. Now I am ..... lets say Conspiracy curious

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 10:52 AM (y3aQB)

246 Comey has a Dudley Do-right complex
Posted by: Hands at June 23, 2018 10:48 AM (EzdLW)

More like Dudley Do-wrong complex.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:53 AM (9BLnV)

247 And Grosjean is into the wall

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:53 AM (pHfeF)

248 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (O5K3f)

It's about sending a message.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:46 AM (EM0pH)


Logic tells us, if this was a hit, the driver of the other car was not complicit, so it's no leap to suggest this person may have already been dead.

In which case, self-driving car becomes a factor.

I mean, seriously, if you have the tech to make self-driving cars, what's the most practical use of the technology?

Two words: Political. Assassinations.

Duh.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

249 i'm bored.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2018 10:51 AM (Pg+x7)



Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Wait a minute.

You're the musical jolly chimp.


Aren't you supposed to be entertaining us?

Dance, monkey boy!

Dance!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2018 10:54 AM (9q7Dl)

250 234: they already tried "failed robbery" with Seth Rich
Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 10:50 AM (5gaNQ)


And they crashed a whole flippin' plane to get rid of Ron Brown.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:55 AM (cY3LT)

251 I read the article, I didn't see anything about anyone getting kickbacks. Do you know something that wasn't in the article?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

I read the article, too. Pretty clear the whole process was flawed, if not out-and-out crooked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:55 AM (a2xQ5)

252 comey has the personality of really really really short guy...and by short, I mean the third leg

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2018 10:56 AM (a3n9K)

253 Come on, what hot chick bangs the drummer?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:35 AM (2CQCl)

Pip on Air Heads got more bumper than an auto-body shop.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:56 AM (9BLnV)

254 Aaand I got through last night's crappy cypher.

Well done, Dave.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 23, 2018 10:56 AM (yL25O)

255 I like puzzles, do a sudoku every day. Worse part was in napping before bed time and getting into it which in my excitement blew the margines out for those on phones.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 10:57 AM (pHfeF)

256 ... um, duckduckgo is auditing google for bias [from the sidebar] - how's this:

i had to update my apple operating system and google became the default search engine. it wouldn't load instapundit - click, click, click and nothing. but when i opted for yahoo for search i got to instapundit immediately.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 23, 2018 10:57 AM (Pg+x7)

257 In actuality, I am betting the crash was a drunk driver incident, which is, of course horrific and infuriating.

I just find it interesting, and a sign of the times that normal people pause and wonder, could it be more than that?

Especially after the attempted murder of numerous Republican Congressmen at a ball game.

the Left is unhinged.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 10:58 AM (EhZNT)

258 I read the article, I didn't see anything about anyone getting kickbacks. Do you know something that wasn't in the article?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 09:17 AM (cY3LT)

I read the article, too. Pretty clear the whole process was flawed, if not out-and-out crooked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 10:55 AM (a2xQ5)


I disagree.

The contract was awarded to the bid that met the requirements of the proposal, for the lowest cost. There are thousands of contracts that are awarded this way, and it's not always about somebody trying to do something crooked.

The loser submitted a bid that didn't meet the standards required for the job. Simple as that.

So he's scattering blame around, for something that was his fault.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:58 AM (cY3LT)

259 Arrington "sustained a fracture in her back and several broken ribs," as well as other injuries that required her to undergo "major surgery including the removal of a portion of her small intestine and a portion of her colon," one tweet said.

The main artery in her legs partially collapsed and will need a stint, according to another tweet.

"Additional surgeries will be required including one likely today; and it is likely that Katie will remain hospitalized for the next two weeks," the tweet said.
*****************************************************

Good Lord that is terrible. It's almost Steve Scalise-like in the severity, although it doesn't appear that she almost died on arrival at the hospital, as he nearly did, not to mention several times in the first few weeks of his hospitalization. It's a good sign that they're not classifying her condition as critical.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:59 AM (2NqXo)

260 257: Maybe unhinged enough that a depressed and crazy lib might choose this form of murder even if suicide is involved. The police should get his phone and computer, fast

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)

261 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:52 AM (O5K3f)
=====
Seth Rich was murdered in a "Robbery attempt" EXCEPT NOTHING WAS STOLEN !
=====
Vince Foster shot himself in the back of the head twice in a little known Ft. Marcy Park when rumors were he was going to sing

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 11:00 AM (y3aQB)

262 Hogg boy has armed bodyguards. Who pays for that?

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 11:00 AM (UdKB7)

263 Every time I hear or read the word raucous I think of a bunch of drunken dwarves. Why is that?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2018 11:01 AM (myjNJ)

264 244 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 10:46 AM (EM0pH)

So they hired someone who was willing to die in a car crash to send her a message?. I think some car crashes where only one person dies are either suicide attempts or murders, but I don't know about this one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:52 AM (O5K3f)

Wikileaks released info in 2015 or 2016 that our IC community had the ability to hack cars and take them over. Just sayin....

Also it's strange not to release the name of the dead victim in a story.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:01 AM (EM0pH)

265 Every time I hear or read the word raucous I think of a bunch of drunken dwarves. Why is that?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2018 11:01 AM (myjNJ)

Too many keggers in Moria?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 11:01 AM (EhZNT)

266 Speaking of moose head, is Moosehead beer still a thing? I remember that being all the rage in the 80s.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:02 AM (ty7RM)

267 Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 11:00 AM (y3aQB)

And people do get hit by drunk or erratic drivers that have nothing to do with political fixes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 11:02 AM (O5K3f)

268 Does anyone really go fishing in the Thames? I
imagine it's really gross and unsanitary by now. The fact that the eel
was exposed to enough human piss to make it high would be the greater
concern for me.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (/qEW2)





I'm not sure which direction you go, but not far from London, the
Thames is a lovely little river, with all sorts of pristine aspects of
Ye Merry Olde England about it.



So if the eels are making their way, this side or that of London.....



Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:49 AM

---

Jellied and smoked eels from the Thames is a huge business in London.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 23, 2018 11:02 AM (+Dllb)

269 In actuality, I am betting the crash was a drunk driver incident, which is, of course horrific and infuriating.

I just find it interesting, and a sign of the times that normal people pause and wonder, could it be more than that?

Especially after the attempted murder of numerous Republican Congressmen at a ball game.

the Left is unhinged.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Drunkard at June 23, 2018 10:58 AM (EhZNT)


Yes, almost certainly a drunk driver.

Wrong way crashes are really not all that uncommon.

There was a documentary done a few years ago, HBO showed it, called "Something's Wrong With Aunt Diane."

Horrible story. I'm not recommending the documentary, unless you have the stomach for this type of tragedy, and want to see how the whole thing unfolded, almost in real time.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 11:02 AM (cY3LT)

270 Every time I hear or read the word raucous I think of a bunch of drunken dwarves. Why is that?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2018 11:01 AM (myjNJ)


I think of crows. Do you get those there, where they won't shut up? It might take your mind of the dwarves. But then, you'd have crows. I'd rather have the dwarves, on balance.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 23, 2018 11:02 AM (fZuhk)

271 Comey has a Dudley Do-right complex
Posted by: Hands at June 23, 2018 10:48 AM

More like Dudley Do-wrong complex.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 10:53 AM/i]


Cause and effect !

Posted by: Hands at June 23, 2018 11:03 AM (EzdLW)

Posted by: Hands at June 23, 2018 11:03 AM (EzdLW)

273 Vince Foster shot himself in the back of the head twice in a little known Ft. Marcy Park when rumors were he was going to sing
==============================
Arkancide. It's the lubrication that keeps the Clinton crime machine running.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:04 AM (ty7RM)

274 Good Lord that is terrible. It's almost Steve Scalise-like in the severity, although it doesn't appear that she almost died on arrival at the hospital, as he nearly did, not to mention several times in the first few weeks of his hospitalization. It's a good sign that they're not classifying her condition as critical.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 23, 2018 10:59 AM (2NqXo)

Scalise was treated at the same hospital by the same doctor as Seth Rich. Seth Rich was alive and well when he arrived at the hospital. The staff has given statements that they all thought he would easily recover and live.

Then some "people" showed up and cut off all access to him. Then he died

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:04 AM (EM0pH)

275 The police should get his phone and computer, fast
Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 10:59 AM (5gaNQ)


Not to worry, chap, we've already secured everything!

Thank you, citizen, now move along. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood F.B.I. at June 23, 2018 11:05 AM (cY3LT)

276 Had to school some audiophiles on why Internet Sales Taxes are Theft, this morning.

Funny how people always appeal to 'The Greater Good' when the government comes to steal their property.

As if the Founders wouldn't have recoiled at that notion.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:05 AM (86Sli)

277 Maybe the other driver was an undocumented Democrat. That would not help the Narrative.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 23, 2018 11:05 AM (/v2Sw)

278 Vince Foster shot himself in the back of the head twice in a little known Ft. Marcy Park when rumors were he was going to sing

==============================

Arkancide. It's the lubrication that keeps the Clinton crime machine running.


Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:04 AM

---

For all practical purposes the clintons are done in politics. They pinned their hopes for a Kennedy esque dynasty on their daughter who turned out to have the charisma of a baked potato.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 23, 2018 11:06 AM (+Dllb)

279 During a visit to Ireland, fired FBI Director James Comey said Friday that he was so ashamed of current U.S. immigration policies that he considered telling Irish customs officials that he was Canadian when he arrived.

But you were totes fine with the same policies under fredo?
FUCK YOU. And stay in ireland.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2018 11:06 AM (a3n9K)

280 Comey's Canadian? Has anyone done
"Comey Comey Comey Canadian"
yet?

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 11:06 AM (UdKB7)

281 >>Seth Rich was alive and well when he arrived at the hospital. The staff has given statements that they all thought he would easily recover and live.


See and I thought he was 'found dead' in the street. Never heard about him getting to a hospital?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:07 AM (86Sli)

282 >>FBI Director James Comey said Friday that he was so ashamed of current U.S. immigration policies that he considered telling Irish customs officials that he was Canadian when he arrived.


So, lying to them and breaking their laws?

He's good at that.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:08 AM (86Sli)

283 The ppl making the sex dolls must be liberal women.

No one else could eff this idea up this much.

They must be trolling us normals cause even those who are woke wouldn't be that stupid.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 23, 2018 09:21 AM (cW5Gl)


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Her inventor is a man. My guess is that this is to fulfill a sadomasochistic fantasy. Ie. some guy fantasizes that the girl tells him no, and then he forces himself on her.

The feminist response is funny:

The emergence of sex robots and ultra-realistic love dolls has outraged those who complain the silicone bimbos are demeaning to women.
...
But the demonstration did not go down well with rival speaker Prof Kathleen Richardson, founder of The Campaign Against Sex Robots.

She stormed: "This development is just an extension of pornography and prostitution and a waste of money which could be spent on better things."


First of all, how could feminists consider this demeaning to women? Their whole complaint is that the attentions of men are demeaning to women, and this will deflect such attentions. And what the heck does this have to do with prostitution? No woman is exploited or endangered by such encounters. There's no risk of disease.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 23, 2018 11:08 AM (/qEW2)

284 281: Wasn't "well" but was alive when he arrived at the facility. I've heard rumors about people interfering with hospital staff, but don't know if it's more than rumors

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 11:08 AM (5gaNQ)

285 Too hot?! Too hot!? Ya wanna know too hot!? It a 1000 degrees here! One thousand degrees at 7:40 in the morning!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2018 10:41 AM (2CQCl)


Wow. Hell is on Pacific time? I always had my suspicions.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 11:09 AM (2K6fY)

286 266 Speaking of moose head, is Moosehead beer still a thing? I remember that being all the rage in the 80s.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:02 AM (ty7RM)

I think they changed it to Mooseknuckle.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 11:09 AM (JFO2v)

287 So this idea of coked up eels... eels are the big fat nasty ugly snakes of the deep in the first place. Coked up eels are how we end this world.

I am sure of it.

Forget planet of the apes. What we should all fear is planet of the coked up eels.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2018 10:18 AM (cY3LT)

Eels are weird. They are vertebrates, but their life cycle is more like that of insects. Their eggs hatch into larvae, which grow, and then metamorphose into adult eels, alla same as caterpillars metamorphose into butterflies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:09 AM (a2xQ5)

288 281 >>Seth Rich was alive and well when he arrived at the hospital. The staff has given statements that they all thought he would easily recover and live.


See and I thought he was 'found dead' in the street. Never heard about him getting to a hospital?
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:07 AM (86Sli

Yep. He was alive and talking at the scene and at the hospital.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:09 AM (EM0pH)

289 Hogg boy has armed bodyguards. Who pays for that?

Posted by: f'd at June 23, 2018 11:00 AM (UdKB7)



Armed? You mean with evil guns?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 11:09 AM (SiINZ)

290 'Their whole complaint is that the attentions of men are demeaning to women'

It's demeaning to robots. It's ok though 'cause we like it.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 23, 2018 11:09 AM (UdKB7)

291 >>She stormed: "This development is just an extension of pornography and prostitution and a waste of money which could be spent on better things."


That poor, ugly woman.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (86Sli)

292 For all practical purposes the clintons are done in politics. They pinned their hopes for a Kennedy esque dynasty on their daughter who turned out to have the charisma of a baked potato.
============================
Webb Hubbell, hardest hit. I just Binged his name for proper spelling. the second search under his name was Webb Hubbell Chelsea. That is damn sure his kid. I heard Billy Jeff was impotent b/c of a late teen chickenpox infection.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (ty7RM)

293 Somehow I have a smile knowing Hogg has a armed person around him.
I have no illusions the ruling class only wants firearms gone from the population not themselves.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (pHfeF)

294 Arkancide. It's the lubrication that keeps the Clinton crime machine running.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:04 AM (ty7RM)

You never see an x Clintonian get on a single engine private plane

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (JFO2v)

295 Arkancide. It's the lubrication that keeps the Clinton crime machine running.
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It really isn't the Clinton Mafia anymore , It is the Deep State Mafia & the Clinton are just a family in it

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 11:11 AM (y3aQB)

296 Maybe the other driver was an undocumented Democrat. That would not help the Narrative.

I know they have to notify the family first, but that could be why they're not releasing the name
VOICE which is a border control organization and stands for Something like "Victims of Illegal...something something.." says that 63,000 Americans have been killed by illegals since 9/11

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 11:11 AM (O5K3f)

297 Suspect in NYC bike path killings invokes 'Allah,' defends ISIS in court

A man charged with murdering eight people on a New York City bike path invoked "Allah" and defended the Islamic State group in court Friday, reports said.




Still no links to any groups or motive though

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 11:11 AM (SiINZ)

298 Why is Comey considering identifying as a Canadian?
Did he have a Canadian parent, or is that just the leftists way of
saying that he hates America?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:44 AM (O5K3f)


Because if he identified as a Moroccan it would telegraph his intended flight to avoid prosecution plans.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 23, 2018 11:11 AM (2K6fY)

299 Webb Hubbell, hardest hit. I just Binged his name for proper spelling. the second search under his name was Webb Hubbell Chelsea. That is damn sure his kid. I heard Billy Jeff was impotent b/c of a late teen chickenpox infection.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (ty7RM)

holy shite that be his daughter

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 11:12 AM (JFO2v)

300 heard Billy Jeff was impotent b/c of a late teen chickenpox infection.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (ty7RM)

Impotent or sterile? There's a difference.

Posted by: Jack O'Neill at June 23, 2018 11:13 AM (brIR5)

301 284 281: Wasn't "well" but was alive when he arrived at the facility. I've heard rumors about people interfering with hospital staff, but don't know if it's more than rumors
Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 11:08 AM (5gaNQ)

Well enough after being shot twice to carry on conversations on the scene and at the hospital. Well enough that the staff were positive he wouild easily make a full recovery. The staff removed the bullets and patched him up in the ER. He was recovering.

Then a group of people showed up and blocked all access to him and he later died.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:13 AM (EM0pH)

302 >>Suspect in NYC bike path killings

He's not a suspect. He was caught at the scene.

At this point he is a Defendant.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:13 AM (86Sli)

303 Still no links to any groups or motive though
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2018 11:11 AM (SiINZ)

My guess 1 amish 2 morman or 3 J witness

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 23, 2018 11:13 AM (JFO2v)

304 Haven't had a Moosehead beer in a very long time, they still are alive and well

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2018 11:13 AM (pHfeF)

305 Sorry; VOICE stands for "Victims of immigrant crime engagement"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 11:14 AM (O5K3f)

306 301: link?

Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 11:14 AM (5gaNQ)

307 uspect in NYC bike path killings

He's not a suspect. He was caught at the scene.

At this point he is a Defendant.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:13 AM (86Sli)

He should be a smoldering pile of ashes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2018 11:15 AM (a3n9K)

308 >>He should be a smoldering pile of ashes


Yep. Along with anyone willing to Defend him in Court.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:16 AM (86Sli)

309 https://www.ice.gov/voice

VOICE-They have news on their site about illegal immigrants committing crimes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 11:17 AM (O5K3f)

310 I think it Katie Arrington was hit by a driver going the wrong direction. it's just as likely that she was hit by someone who was a illegal driving erratically and/or while intoxicated, or some other person impaired in some way. I notice thy didn't give the other person's name. I think if the Deep State wanted to do a "hit" they'd do it in some other way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 23, 2018 10:42 AM (O5K3f)

The other driver died at the scene. Kind of hard to see how the Deep State could recruit a person to suicide in order to kill someone, but ISIS manages to do it all the time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 23, 2018 11:19 AM (a2xQ5)

311 For all practical purposes the clintons are done in politics. They pinned their hopes for a Kennedy esque dynasty on their daughter who turned out to have the charisma of a baked potato.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 23, 2018 11:06 AM (+Dllb)


Now, that's quite unfair to the baked potato which is quite yummy. Chelsea Clinton is less charismatic than Y. Pestis.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 23, 2018 11:19 AM (5Yee7)

312 New one up.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 23, 2018 11:19 AM (myjNJ)

313 Seth Rich was alive and well when he arrived at the
hospital. The staff has given statements that they all thought he would
easily recover and live.





See and I thought he was 'found dead' in the street. Never heard about him getting to a hospital?


Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:07 AM

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Never heard that before today.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 23, 2018 11:20 AM (+Dllb)

314 Impotent or sterile? There's a difference.
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Right you are; sterile was what I meant. Monica has the money-shot-blue-dress proving he could get his equipment engaged.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:20 AM (ty7RM)

315 Wrong way drunk driver?

Every weekend on the Reservation.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2018 11:20 AM (86Sli)

316 TONIGHT'S ONT IS A CYPHER. IF YOU CAN READ IT, DON'T LET ON, NLL EVERYONE THAT IT SAYS "POOP".

That was a lot of work for that. I double-checked it, and that one word does appear to be "NLL".

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2018 11:21 AM (sdi6R)

317 It really isn't the Clinton Mafia anymore , It is the Deep State Mafia & the Clinton are just a family in it
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 11:11 AM (y3aQB)

The Clintons are more like capos. Like Obozo and Tumor McCain.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 11:22 AM (9BLnV)

318 306 301: link?
Posted by: CN at June 23, 2018 11:14 AM (5gaNQ

https://www.intellihub.com/d-c-surgeon- who-operated-on-seth-rich-the-dnc-staffer-was-alive-and-well- after-surgery-before-a-group-of-leos-showed-up-to-the-icu/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhRw39wMUPk

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:24 AM (EM0pH)

319 Impotent or sterile? There's a difference.
=========================
Right you are; sterile was what I meant. Monica has the money-shot-blue-dress proving he could get his equipment engaged.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:20 AM (ty7RM)

What about Danney Williams, BJ's mulatto son?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 23, 2018 11:24 AM (9BLnV)

320 Webb Hubbell, hardest hit. I just Binged his name
for proper spelling. the second search under his name was Webb Hubbell
Chelsea. That is damn sure his kid. I heard Billy Jeff was impotent b/c
of a late teen chickenpox infection.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 23, 2018 11:10 AM (ty7RM)



holy shite that be his daughter

Posted by: rhennigantx

Ya know, I use to drink alot. Fall down, stumble, multiple where-the-hell-am-I alot.

But I was never so messed up that I would do Shillery. Not for the good of my friends, nor for the good of the country - if that was what he was thinking.

But now that I think about it, if I looked like Hubbell, that might have been the closest I was ever going to get to be with a human. So. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2018 11:27 AM (9rIkM)

321 Posted by: bananadream at June 23, 2018 10:28 AM (yRBj9)

There is a brewpub in Bergen County NJ that makes ice cream floats with beer.

Yuck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2018 11:29 AM (wYseH)

322 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:24 AM (EM0pH)
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Ooops... Error 404
Sorry, but the page you are looking for doesn't exist.
Intellihub link

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 11:29 AM (y3aQB)

323 322 Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:24 AM (EM0pH)
=====
Ooops... Error 404
Sorry, but the page you are looking for doesn't exist.
Intellihub link
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 23, 2018 11:29 AM (y3aQB)


yes it does. I visited it. Remove spaces before "who" and before "after"

https://www.intellihub.com/d-c-surgeon- who-operated-on-seth-rich-the-dnc-staffer-was-alive-and-well- after-surgery-before-a-group-of-leos-showed-up-to-the-icu/

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 23, 2018 11:34 AM (EM0pH)

324 I went back and checked it again. That word is missing one space. With it, NLL becomes TELL.

I tried putting both versions into the comment box, but they both came up "Thread Closed".

Posted by: rickl at June 23, 2018 11:39 AM (sdi6R)

325 Re sexbots:
"a woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle" is a one way street. Men can be irrelevant, but technology isn't allowed to make women feel less than irreplaceable.

Posted by: Downcast at June 23, 2018 11:57 AM (VWE5i)

326 The left is so unhinged right now that a suicide mission to try to kill repub candidates are not out of the question.

Yes, I think some moonbat would be willing to do this.

Posted by: Soona at June 23, 2018 12:57 PM (Fs5vw)

327 Just saw this ad for a Minnesota Senate candidate.

Dumpster Fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=6QFPdGiD8EE

If this dude is elected we are truly toast in Minnesota.

Posted by: X-ray at June 23, 2018 01:13 PM (tYPKN)

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