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Former Bush Ethics Lawyer Turned, Get This, Democrat Candidate for Minnesota Senate, Needs You to Know He's a Man's Man Tough Guy
Democratic Minnesota Senate candidate Richard Painter just released this campaign ad. pic.twitter.com/hFLRtI5YSK
— Ryan Saavedra 🇺🇸 (@RealSaavedra) June 18, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:39 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jn7FC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)
Taint Painter, there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (VM6ev)
Beta cucks don't know how to alpha, it always plays as comedy. EVERY.TIME.
Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)
Not for a power bottom.
Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2018 08:44 PM (myjNJ)
I'll bet he has bush family consultants helping him out.
I always felt bad for the father bush, taking so much shit for his "no new taxes" misstep.
and I stood with the son as he faced the treasonous dems in trying to fix iraq,...
but f**k them, the horse they rode in on, and and everyone they brought with them to dc. (especially condi :O...)
Reagan's biggest mistake.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (LWu6U)
His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)
Interet's best guess is Bell's Palsy, but I haven't looked that up yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Midwestern voter at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (YtsCi)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (6Jzz+)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 08:46 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (IqV8l)
Whew! Glad we got that settled!
Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)
And I think this guy is confused. He's talking about DC but running for governor? Why doesn't he run for the Senate instead?
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (rdl6o)
Interet's best guess is Bell's Palsy, but I haven't looked that up yet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (fuK7c)
Just saw the video, and my first thought was he either had a stroke or Bell's Palsy. My sister had that, and it was unpleasant-took three months to resolve.
Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Eric Holder at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 19, 2018 08:48 PM (r9UYA)
Since he's Da Meme Mastah!, allow me to suggest an ad more suited to his talents. He should cringe. In front of the camera, for 40 seconds.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: PhilDirt at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (5FeFH)
Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (pJgj9)
Posted by: monkey on crack at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (ItyGR)
That settles it. I'm hiring an illegal to do the roof job.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:49 PM (/tuJf)
It seriously looks like a Phil hartman skit from SNL.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (vDapD)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 08:50 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:41 PM (IqV8l)
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He's like a bad ventriloquist or his dummy.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (r+sAi)
there is no way on this planet that his campaign team told him this was a good idea.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (+Dllb)
(This comment is not to be confused as an endorsement...)
Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (ORa54)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (zLDYs)
So an anti-vaxxer? I would expect no less from Minnesota
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (LWu6U)
Screw him. It is America's looniest state, though, so I'll guess that he pulls in 85% of the vote.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Ladyl at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: doug whiddon at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (ek0tc)
Posted by: Ersatz at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 19, 2018 08:40 PM (jn7FC)
You're not wrong.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:52 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)
Posted by: BluesFish at June 19, 2018 08:47 PM (pJgj9)
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Alright, I will retract the "Botox face" part of my reply. I made a bad assumption about the vanity for which politicians are known.
I stand by the rest.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (O5Q3r)
And still not nearly as screwed up as California.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM
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She has more murders to her credit than either Stalin or Mao. 50+ MILLION and counting as a direct result of her fiction book.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: CMU VET at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (C+wjz)
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)
He talks like a fag and his shit's retarded
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)
W
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (RuIsu)
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By the way - who was the stiff with the stick up the stick up the stick up his ass in the video?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (SN4NF)
His campaign manager's name is Pole Smoker. Amirite?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mr Miyagi at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (+FSZM)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Margie Gunderson at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (Agn5J)
Dr. Jordan Peterson deserves his own damn segment!
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ItyGR)
Thieves they are.
Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (ZuGkg)
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (KP5rU)
HOLY CRAP JORDAN PETERSON IS ON TUCKER
Posted by: canned hate
He was the antidote to Creepy Cathy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Every Cast Member Of Fargo at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (Agn5J)
Posted by: Miklos from arch support at June 19, 2018 08:56 PM (zCyNd)
Guy Smiley, Sesame Street. I never forget a Muppet.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:55 PM (n13/j)
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This is the State that elected Al Franken......twice. I'd say this guy knows his target audience pretty well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (dUJdY)
....
Senator Al Franken
*mic drop*
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)
Vukmir put her face next to the word 'threatened'. I get that she wants to present herself as the candidate who overcomes the threats. But at the same time she looks weak.
This Mr Garrison soundalike wants to portray himself as the man to put out the dumpster fire. But in so doing he's associated his face (and voice) with a burning load of crap.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)
Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (oLa9K)
Posted by: canned hate
+++++++
Got me to tune in. Agree with 79.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (hYcqw)
Painter obviously being one of them.
Why are wasting perfectly good desert when we could store nuclear waste in Minnesota? Accelerating the rate of evolution there could only have a positive effect.
(Btw, am I the only who suspects Painter has a broomstick up his ass when he recorded this commercial?)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Miklos from arch support management at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (zCyNd)
58 You know what he should do? Spray himself in the face with pepper spray!
Posted by: tu3031 at June 19, 2018 08:53 PM (O5Q3r)
I heard the audio of that on Rich Zeoli's radio talk show last week. I laughed so hard at how stupid it was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: oh brother at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (6OUNd)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (Agn5J)
Thieves they are.
Posted by: Simplemind
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Embarrassing. Maybe he wrote the script himself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (kBWZu)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 19, 2018 08:42 PM (rdl6o)
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In July 2015, Painter was diagnosed with shingles and Ramsay Hunt syndrome, leaving his face partially paralyzed.
And.
Ramsay Hunt syndrome type 2 is the reactivation of herpes zoster in the geniculate ganglion. It is sometimes called herpes zoster oticus, and has variable presentation which may include a lower motor neuron lesion of the facial nerve, deafness, vertigo, and pain. A triad of ipsilateral facial paralysis, ear pain, and vesicles on the face, on the ear, or in the ear is the typical presentation.
All from Wiki.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pvjTE)
Democrat Candidate?
Minnesota Senate?
Man's Man?
Tough Guy?
Ace, you kidder you! I'm filling my Depends I'm laughing so hard.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (9BLnV)
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Water like from the toilet?
Should have used Brawndo. It's got the electrolytes that dumpster fire's crave.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UOcKN)
94 Everyone knows that in Minnesota, dumpster fires are extinguished with Jello salad.
Posted by: Miklos from arch support management at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (zCyNd)
Lutefisk. Nothing better!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
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Speaking of Maxine Waters, anybody here remember when she was the "Representative from Rap-A-Lot Records" in the late 90s?
She was on the take, and effectively ended the investigation of the Geto Boys and their bespoke record label for trafficking large quantities of cocaine in Houston. She alleged systematic racism on behalf of the DEA field office and it's legendary drug investigator, Jack Schumacher, who had hounded the group since the late '80s.
Geto Boys subsequently released the album "The Foundation," with the lyric in the song "Yes Yes Y'all:"
"We sent the whole world a fuck-you note /
Shumacher's got a desk job /
Fuck you, hoes."
Maxine subsequently got hit with an ethics investigation (nothing happened, of course) by the House Committee on Government Reform. It's spokesman at the time was Sean Spicer.
Just a fun bit of corruption history I thought of, because I happen to be a GB fan, and I hate Maxine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Jabroni at June 19, 2018 08:54 PM (Jl8nA)
Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (oLa9K)
a) he does look ghey
b) I'm covering all bets that there's been LOTS bigger than straws up his squeaker.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G
Jesse Ventura too.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (n13/j)
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
....
Senator Al Franken
*mic drop*
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)
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Jessie Ventura
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Mouth dysfunctions at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (8qYU4)
I thought she was the representative from Club 85.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (ItyGR)
I wonder who looked at this video and said, It's a winner Dick let's go with it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)
I speak from experience. I have bad posture and am working on fixing it. Deliberate attention to posture gives me the "broomstick up your ass" look, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM (I16G
Jesse Ventura too.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (n13/j)
And people make fun of California. Half of the worst liberals here are FROM Minnesota.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
Not if we get Planet of the Apes! And there are plenty of Somalians in Minnesota now.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (9BLnV)
*mic drop*
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)
There is only one reason why sedans have a market in Minnesota, rather than SUVs or pickups.
Trunks.
Posted by: Miklos from not a GM customer at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (zCyNd)
He's a lefty loon and always has been.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (ZuGkg)
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
Doubt it, this guy's ass is so tight I don't thing anything much bigger than a straw's going up his squeekhole.
"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 19, 2018 08:57 PM
Remember, Carly Fiorina paid for that. She was one of the GOP's 15 best and brightest that Trump whomped in '16.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miklos
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Where all of the women are strong, the men good looking, and the politicians are dumber than dirt.
Posted by: Garrison 'The Groper' Keillor at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (pNih8)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:03 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (vshng)
Posted by: mikeski from MN at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (JGBbg)
Posted by: JT at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (nBx9H)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:00 PM (YqDXo)
That would be eddi FI.
Posted by: Maxine Waters Hair at June 19, 2018 09:04 PM (zAmE9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (UOcKN)
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Awesome. *golf clap*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (UiRxW)
The first rule of Club 85 is that we don't talk about Club 85.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (YqDXo)
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
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Palp, what are you united under? I assume it isn't a pagoda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: `8-` at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (+DkQm)
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He's got a medical issue. But what's wrong with him is that he's a democrat from Minnesota.
Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
3M (Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing) was founded by three guys who thought hey had bought a valuable mining concession, to find out it was nothing but sand. Clever guys; they invented sandpaper.
But the presence of the basic material for vitrification is well established.
Posted by: Miklos from a practical point of view at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (zCyNd)
When people talk about Labor wanting Britain to be "more multicultural"
Multi-cultural here means "less British"
As always, when people say they want more diversity or multi-cultural it is just a euphemism. They are saying they hate you, and want to end you.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
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I think it's half icebacks, half Somali, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (UiRxW)
According to Sheila Jackson Lee, astronauts planted a US flag on Mars.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (/tuJf)
"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (HaL55)
"Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
1. Fuck those guys
2. Warfare
3. SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (fA1SL)
His body is so rigid, it looks like he's reacting to having just walked through a carwash with homeless people urine raining down on him, open mouthed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)
He's so stiff he make Al Gore look like an autofellatio freak.
(h/t Dennis Miller)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:05 PM (hYcqw)
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All corners of the world under one dacha.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (vshng)
Posted by: JTB at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (YqDXo)
Shove a lump of coal up his ass, it would come out a diamond.
Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (zAmE9)
Posted by: Henry Waxman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNih8)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)
According to Sheila Jackson Lee, astronauts planted a US flag on Mars.
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And your point would be .....
/sarcasm off
Posted by: Simplemind at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Alex at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (vshng)
++++++++
Not just anyone can be Donald J. "Samson" Trump.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (hYcqw)
"Why, I say boy, why he was so scared, you couldn'ta driven a needle up his ass with a sledgehammah."
"Couldn't have pulled a needle out of his ass with a tractor."
Swallowed a penny and shit copper wire.
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (ItyGR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2018 08:45 PM (VM6ev)
He looked like he was the guy with the pager up his ass who the ER staff periodically called.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (YqDXo)
When people talk about Labor wanting Britain to be "more multicultural"
Multi-cultural here means "less British"
As always, when people say they want more diversity or multi-cultural it is just a euphemism. They are saying they hate you, and want to end you.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:06 PM (LWu6U)
Enoch Powell: I tried to warn them 50 years ago, but would they listen? Noooo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:09 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)
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I do occasionally make fun of CA, because of the loonie policies the Coastals and Sacramento have enacted, not the general populace.
And, I have never been insensitive enough to simply tell someone they need to move to the South or wherever, because I understand how difficult that can be, with professional and family entanglements, as well as a love for their home state.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)
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We all get dachas? I'm in. It used to just be a chicken in every pot. We've come a long way, baby. Those SMRs sure know how to raise the bar.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Henry Waxman at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (pNih
I'd like to take this opportunity to bring the thread's attention one of ace's top five headlines of all time:
"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)
Aside from the face thing, he is playing a rough guy standing in front of a dumpster with a gentle fire, talking about how other people don't want to put it out.
It is hilariously fake bravado. Then there is a shower of water from above.
This man has never seen a dumpster fire. (they are wild and shoot dozens of feet into the air) has never held a hose thicker than his hammechler shmeckler garden hose, and never gotten soot under his finger nails. But he is a tough guy. He will stand up to the PDT.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)
On fishing sites, the fish say that Minnesota has a lot of good peopling, although out-smarting Minnesotans isn't much of a challenge.
See, e.g., Sweden's immigration policies.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LUV9/)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (RfnqA)
Aside from the face thing, he is playing a rough guy standing in front of a dumpster with a gentle fire, talking about how other people don't want to put it out.
It is hilariously fake bravado. Then there is a shower of water from above.
This man has never seen a dumpster fire. (they are wild and shoot dozens of feet into the air) has never held a hose thicker than his hammechler shmeckler garden hose, and never gotten soot under his finger nails. But he is a tough guy. He will stand up to the PDT.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LWu6U)
You want to see him jump into action, tell him his bathhouse is on fire. THEN you'll see some serious action.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR)
+++++++
The notion of a bin full of burning lutefisk is truly stomach-churning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:11 PM (T71PA)
"Just to be clear, Mr. Painter ... "
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (YqDXo)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)
Waxman *is* Bat Boy!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)
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Couldn't agree more. Such a waste!
Posted by: Al Franken at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (pNxlR) /i]
For dropping on ISIS.
Btw, now that the Magic Negro is out of public housing, notice how we don't hear shit about ISIS anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RuIsu)
With the outrage already dialed up to 11 for da kidz? Absolutely. It's what he does.
Plus it smash cuts from the border to ZOMG HE FIRED ROSENSTEIN!!
Expect suicides. Hopefully televised.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (hYcqw)
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Well yeah... we get dachas. The vanquished get kommunal'ki.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UiRxW)
And we were wrong. We were so wrong, it boggles the mind. We forgot Poppa Bush's history as CIA director. And all the crap that goes along with it. We forgot how and why VPs are chosen (hint: it's got nothing EVER to do with the presidential candidate's politics*).
We forgot these things. And we fucked up.
*This current administration may or may not comply with this rule. Ask me in 16 years.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (C1NyB)
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM
That would result in an unacceptable amount of lutefisk fallout. Think of the children downwind.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (iTpm7)
Southern Minnesota. The North half is mostly good peeps, and they have the cannibalism problem exterminated, there is no cannibalism in Minnesota. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (UFLLM)
tell someone they need to move to the South or wherever, because I
understand how difficult that can be, with professional and family
entanglements, as well as a love for their home state.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G
specific personal issues aside. Americans are too "sticky" these days. One of the catalysts for the Americans post war boom was the willingness for Americans to move to where the best opportunity was located. JMO.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Zskvw)
Proud I say!
You Zoster Haters go eat some hate chicken or something.
Posted by: Naturalfake at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (ZSkht)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 19, 2018 09:12 PM (RfnqA)
Even Adolf painted landscapes. Painting dicks? I don't even want to know.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Max Headroom at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (O5Q3r)
Omelets, eggs.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
What is he saying, that only minnesota people with ten thousand lakes know how to put water on a dumpster fire?
And Washington, D.C. isn't a dumpster fire, it is a cesspool of corrupt politicians,
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (roQNm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)
Uuuuhhhh, that would be ISIL.
Posted by: Preznit Pantload at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)
Hahaha...yup. He's known as Herpmouth in the criminal underworld.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (EoRCO)
Dick "Conehead" Painter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 19, 2018 09:15 PM (LWu6U)
Lake Wobegon to replace Yucca Mountain as nuclear waste disposal site
Somali owned company given contract for life of project, or of the workers
Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
And we were wrong. We were so wrong, it boggles the mind. We forgot Poppa Bush's history as CIA director. And all the crap that goes along with it. We forgot how and why VPs are chosen (hint: it's got nothing EVER to do with the presidential candidate's politics*).
We forgot these things. And we fucked up.
*This current administration may or may not comply with this rule. Ask me in 16 years.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (C1NyB)
The operative question is, "What was the alternative?"
Hamburger Helper isn't so bad, when the alternative is a shit sandwich.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (YqDXo)
Nor ISIL.
Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zAmE9)
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (09dBJ)
But Beta? NFW. If this guy got massive testosterone injections for 6 months, he'd still make Stetler look like a Gamma.
(It's really a shame Omega Man has already been used.)
Posted by: George LeS at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (59GGI)
1. Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
1.a. Glass Minnesota
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:02 PM (fA1SL)
...but Uncle Palp, that's so wasteful. Imagine using kinetic bombardment instead. The land could be re-populated so much sooner.
Plus, the same method could be used to "dig" canals.
Oh hey, TGE has said he wants to have a Space Force!
*ponders*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
Prayers.
Posted by: golfman at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zAmE9)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (n13/j)
+++++++++++
Why do you think "they" like it when people are debt slaves? Hard to pick up and move to opportunity (even if you're willing or enthusiastic about it) when you owe your soul to the company store. Debt reduces mobility, and we Americans have a lot of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
Your dad, Infidel? Where are you moving to?
This is tough. I will be praying for you.
Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: ro-man at June 19, 2018 09:13 PM (RuIsu)
Never been on the receiving end of a Molofisk Cocktail, have you?
Posted by: Miklos, witha cautionary tale at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (LUV9/)
and, after wray's smirking all the way through yesterday's hearing, i think gowdy and meadows planned that final FU to wray, with meadows outing attorney #1 and #2. meadows was great.
Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 09:17 PM (QPeHQ)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:10 PM (fZuhk)
Fuckin' sublime.
Posted by: Mega at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (zCyNd)
Evolution throttle down to the floor. They'll either end up as geniuses or as coacervates.
Either way, a big improvement.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
+++++++++
You yourself, Infidel, or a relative? Either way, prayers in you're direction but I'd like to be specific.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
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Dear G-d. So sorry. I've been through this with my Grandmother. Try to spend as much time as you can, without cramping his style.
And definitely try to spend the last evening. That was when she was at her most lucid, pouring shots and reminiscing about the good times.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (Vb4BV)
Being Minnesota, what are the odds of him winning? No matter how much of a joke he is
....
Senator Al Franken
*mic drop*
Posted by: canned hate at June 19, 2018 08:58 PM (ItyGR)
********************
Jessie Ventura
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 08:59 PM (PvFoN)
Darth Vadersen
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
So sorry to hear this. Best wishes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (Vb4BV)
One nostril alone could house three generations.
Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM
Prayers for you and yours, Infidel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (BAML8)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:14 PM (LBSeG)
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So sorry, Infidel. A prayer up that things go as well as they possibly can during these terrible circumstances.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G8)
Oh Infidel I am sorry for you, hang in there!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (nWc4E)
This is tough. I will be praying for you.
Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:17
Yes Emmie. Moving into dad's. I can be there all night and little bro will come over and spend days. I hope it's quick and painless for dad. Like falling asleep and not waking up.
I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)
Only if he paints spots on one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (YqDXo)
Some People are so predictable, I hate being right.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (NLQj5)
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His kids are probably scaring the other kids at school with their giant nostrils, a gift from Dad.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)
That is Toad in the Spot.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 19, 2018 09:19 PM (SN4NF)
Only if he paints spots on one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM
I thought that was Spotted Rosen.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (4lDWV)
Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:22 PM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: torabora at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (Y274z)
+++++++++++
A real member of the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hYcqw)
One nostril alone could house three generations.
Posted by: Painted Dick at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM
A fucked chicken in every pot, a car in every nostril.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (2NqXo)
We Minnesotans sure end up with unique politicians. It's not my fault!
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at June 19, 2018 09:16 PM (09dBJ)
Who can forget the governorship of Adolph Hitlersen back in 1946-1950?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)
He reminds of Spottswoode from Team America: World Police.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (hYcqw)
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Damn straight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:24 PM (UiRxW)
Former Rep. Henry Waxman to donate nostrils to "tiny house" affordable housing initiative
Posted by: MiklosWatch PM at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)
C'est Vrai
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)
It's tough, but you will be such a blessing and comfort for your dad.
Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (/A+Cl)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
Truer words were never spoken.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
+++++++++
My mother lived in England in the "Stirikin' Seventies" and had some trouble getting home because transport was locked up. The ocean line put her and the rest of the passengers up for the night while figured out what they were going to do. Her comment on the meals:
"They got it terribly wrong. We had an English dinner and a French breakfast."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Quint
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I thought it was 'Toad in the Hole'?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
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No, wait...that was Eppie in de toal hole.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:25 PM (4lDWV)
There was none. And that sucks.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (sXefu)
"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"
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His kids are probably scaring the other kids at school with their giant nostrils, a gift from Dad.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:21 PM (2NqXo)
He inspired many issues of Weekly World News.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Dick Paintee at June 19, 2018 09:26 PM (UFLLM)
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Let me explain to you, the kind of man Painter is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's **** in your mouth, you make a pact; a bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated... that he will get down on his knees and put that **** right in his mouth.
Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (UiRxW)
Prayers up, infidel.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (4lDWV)
Go on.
Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (sXefu)
Yikes. I'll pray for you as much as an Agnostic can. I hope your lives at least get manageable.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (H8S+R)
>>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?
There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
Would you like a lovely slice of atrocity?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:27 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (PvFoN)
I guess my point is, we ended up with an awful lot of shit sandwich that we weren't expecting. A lot of deep staters. A lot of No New Taxes. And HW. And Yeb.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: Miklos, linguistically challenged at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (zCyNd)
There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
Fanny Hill.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (NLQj5)
Yes Emmie. Moving into dad's. I can be there all night and little bro will come over and spend days. I hope it's quick and painless for dad. Like falling asleep and not waking up.
I hate writing that, but the oncologist agrees.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:20 PM (LBSeG)
God bless you and your dad. That is what we all wish for, when it's our time.
Posted by: moki at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM
The Pakis in Rotherham and Telford beg to differ.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2NqXo)
They filed charges against him Monday fir gross violations of its Book of Disciplines
Posted by: Who? at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (hUIpD)
Maybe the whole family will move back to Connecticut to reestablish the Bush empire.
Posted by: Slick Willy at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Dick Paintee at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (uBwtW)
Posted by: Kate Beckinsale at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 19, 2018 09:30 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Slick Willy at June 19, 2018 09:29 PM (MuTTO)
There they can be "all douche and no bag".
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:30 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM
...
I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UOcKN)
Now I'm making calls to close family members.
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Charloette's Web at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (+FSZM)
The best Steak Diane I ever had was in Britain.
In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)
I emphasize what Jewells said about Hospice. Please don't go this alone with your brother.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (tQASX)
(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaitance...)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (uBwtW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
+++++++
Now that right there is *real* multiculturalism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (hYcqw)
In a French restaurant using American beef cooked table-side by an Italian.
White Diverity is the Best Diversity.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (+FSZM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:32 PM (HaL55)
237 >>Isn't painted dick a British delicacy?
There is no such thing as a British delicacy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
Fanny Hill.
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (NLQj5)
Benny Hill's fanny.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:28 PM (2NqXo)
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Ice cold, dude. I appreciate that.
Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)
I read that in Peter Griffin's voice.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Infidel
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You will remain in my prayers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, deplorable cultist at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (wszSn)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UFLLM)
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Served alongside a partridge in a pear tree.
Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 09:34 PM (rhdgT)
Dickie Painter sounds like not only First Mate material, but a good sport to boot! Invite him aboard, Allahpunner!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at June 19, 2018 09:34 PM (UFLLM)
And here I am grousing about the stupid Bushes.
I'm sorry for this turn, Infidel. I'm praying for a painless transition for your father, and comfort for you and your family. It is so tough. Remember the good times.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (C1NyB)
My best wishes and prayers are with you and yours.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (zLDYs)
Are these manly, masculine, virile men in the full flower of their manful manliness?
(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaitance...)
Tell me, would this acquaintance perhaps be looking to join the crew of the Raging Queen?
Our motto is: Manly men doing manly things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (HaL55)
Great. I'll put a sticker on my car: "RUN, Jeb, RUN!"
On the front bumper.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)
I don't want brag but....
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
Dick Painter
Newsletter?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (Tyii7)
https://tinyurl.com/lyrs6v4
Posted by: Dick Painter at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: Ever at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (QPeHQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:23 PM
...
I dunno...Keira Knightley is pretty tasty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:31 PM (UOcKN)
Dat mandible tho!
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (2DOZq)
You cad.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Infidel
-------------
Prayers for you and your family
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM (T71PA)
++++++++
Some modern-art type who makes paintings with his dick, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (hYcqw)
Our motto is: Manly men doing manly things.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:36 PM
I should have socked that as "Cap'n Ned"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (uBwtW)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (/tuJf)
https://www.podcastone.com/the-dennis-miller-option
It is so new, it doesn't have it's own URL, it has to be gone to the podcast page.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:33 PM (n13/j)
I dunno about that.
My impression is that the Brits make a point of being lousy at cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete Frogs, who make a fetish of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)
I think the question is has anyone seen them and Josh Brolin.
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (LBSeG)
------
I'm sure. Hang in there, and you know I'm in town, if you need to go for a drink.
Posted by: Spottswoode at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (UiRxW)
lots of oldie-but-goodie-posters in that thread
Posted by: concrete girl at June 19, 2018 09:38 PM (yzU5t)
Posted by: bluebell at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (rhdgT)
Because they know the Bushes destroyed in total and can't find a JOOOO to blame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (zfrbv)
Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (uBwtW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)
I love it when you talk dirty.
Posted by: Pepe LePew at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)
being lousy at cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete
Frogs, who make a fetish of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)
There is something to that I think. I believe "frogs" came from culinary habits. And and French culinary slur for the Brits is "Les Rosbifs".
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)
Has anyone ever seen Kiera Knightly and Natalie Portman in the same room together?
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:35 PM (+lOpA)
On the set of The Phantom Menace. Knightly played Amidala's double.
And yes, they were both annoying.
That should be a boner-kill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (eXA4G)
Dickie, what is best in life?
To blow your enemies, see them turgid before you, and to hear the lamentations of the maids cleaning up my sharts!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystal at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (wSC8T)
In Heaven the chefs are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German, and the police British.
In Hell the chefs are British, the lovers French, the mechanics Italian, and the police German.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)
lol.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (H5knJ)
As a commenter on this thread, I shall take full responsibility for my
poasts as my manhood requires, and will manfully accept the requisite
punishment...
Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:39 PM (uBwtW)
You're Mary Cloggenstein's squeeze at the next Brattleboro Barn Dance Night of Magic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (0QYMt)
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
It wasn't by choice.
Posted by: Henry W at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (sXefu)
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
Watch me not think about that at all, even a little bit. Ready?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (fZuhk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Infidel at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)
------
Well, Denver. But I can make a trip to the Western Slope for a friend.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
+++++++++
Not by choice.
Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (hYcqw)
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
Waxman looks like that evil eyebrow baby on the Simpsons.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (n13/j)
Yeah, roast beef or frog? Tough decision. Throw in cockroaches and it'd be a three-way tie.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM (+lOpA)
I hope she was blind.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
Though, the dumpster fire behind him was kind of cool to watch.
To bad the fire was wrecked by the idiot in front of it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)
Speaking of commercials, the new GEICO commercial with the sliding soccer player made me like soccer ever so briefly.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)
Oy! Do you have a licence for that comment?
Posted by: The Plod at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (sXefu)
Just think about that.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:40 PM
Blind women want to get married and have kids, too.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:45 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:46 PM (89T5c)
My impression is that the Brits make a point of being lousy at
cooking just to distinguish themselves from the effete Frogs, who make a
fetish of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:37 PM (YqDXo)
The Brits have a lot of high end Michelin starred restaurants and they tend to love celebrity chefs like Ramsey, Jamie Oliver etc. They led us on this if I remember correctly. But I doubt the overall national cooking standards have improved that much. Of course I think the average American can't cook either so maybe I am too harsh of a judge. My proof? Just attending pot luck dinners and buffets.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (wSC8T)
s.s. st.louis full of jewish children being turned away to be sent back.
what is the difference now?
Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)
Uh, there are no Nazis, there aren't any Jews being put into camps, and you're a douche? Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Whatever (not Ever) at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Rosa D. at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (YqDXo)
and the roast beef is boiled or at least burnt lol.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (+lOpA)
It's the EU. All the European cultures are being blended together, and Culturally Enriched.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)
Just think about that.
.....
He has what women love. It's six inches long and has a huge head on it.
$100 bills.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM (UOcKN)
Though, the dumpster fire behind him was kind of cool to watch.
To bad the fire was wrecked by the idiot in front of it.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM
It needed fireworks.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (2NqXo)
it's not that he hates brown children.
It's just that he hates Trump more than he cares for the brown children.
It's absolutely Palestinian of him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General
and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM
That's a bit harsh, I must say! (Will I be "pegged", perhaps? Not that that would be a problem...)
Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (uBwtW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (wSC8T)
"I'm not buying that the Clinton email investigation was on the up and up"
(this leaves me wordless)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (QDnY+)
Speaking of commercials, the new GEICO commercial with the sliding soccer player made me like soccer ever so briefly.
Now if kickball players could actually do that, I might watch.
I think it disappeared down the Memory Hole, but there used to be a video of a player who got his shoe spray-painted by a ref and went down like he had a broken leg. It was hilarious and personifies everything I can't stand about it.
How fucked up is a "sport" where you can lose and still advance?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:47 PM
They're not done enough.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (2NqXo)
-- Bill Kristol, Captain and Cruise Director
Posted by: ShainS at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (y3aQB)
Between the fire and his uncomfortable voice and mannerisms, I think all I caught was there was a fire in Washington and people don't care, except the 10,000 lakes people.
He needs better advisors. That was more like something you'd see on Funny or Die.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (tQASX)
Posted by: Everyone gets a trophy! at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM
Perfect description
gonna be chuckling about that for a while
Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2018 09:50 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 19, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
----
Henry looks like every nasty caricature ever commissioned or designed by Josef Goebbels about my people. The exception that proves the rule.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (89T5c)
Froglegs are exactly precisely in between fish and chicken.
Which is ok but neither fish nor chicken.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (+lOpA)
I remember when I thought the British were quaint good guys.
Socialism ruins everything.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:49 PM (+lOpA)
====
You don't need to tell us.
Posted by: Colombia at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (BiLU+)
Posted by: rodee at June 19, 2018 09:44 PM (FJLPz)
++++++++++
I have been wondering how long it would be before that came up. All the difference in the world:
- There isn't a dictatorial regime at home systematically oppressing them for the way they were born
- There isn't a genocidal program being executed against them
- The children on the "voyage of the damned" weren't being sent to illegally settle and enable chain migration
- The voyage wasn't riskier than remaining at home
- The parents of the children on the ship knew that the kids had two choices: orphanage or death. This is not true of the wave coming in from LATAM.
- The are fleeing (if indeed they are) criminality, gangsterism and cartels - not a state designing the means of their industrial slaughter
What is going on at our southern border is a cynical attempt to exploit our border's porousness, or sympathetic nature and our insane laws to place an anchor for millions more people to flood in.
So basically, all the difference in the world.
Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits, Now a Pan-Asian Non-Binary Transitioning Intersectional Worker Fascistkin! at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (hYcqw)
.....
And ties.
I'm glad hockey got rid of ties.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 09:52 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PvFoN)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2018 09:53 PM (PvFoN)
Just sayin.
I get people hate soccer. I get it. But getting a tie is a win in the Group Play.
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: rodee
I know! I know!
Roosevelt did it, liberals approved with cheers, and the Statue of Liberty didn't cry!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (H5rtT)
The company said global comparable store sales were on pace to rise 1% in the current third fiscal quarter, far below the 3% jump Wall Street was expecting. According to Bloomberg News, the comparable sales performance would be Starbucks' weakest in nine years.
Hopefully it's the beginning of the end of Shitbucks
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Prick Dainter at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cap'n Ned at June 19, 2018 09:48 PM (uBwtW)
You're well spoken so after fifteen Appletinis she may just settle for some genteel face slurping.
(The cyanide capsule is in the left heel of your shoe.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordian Band! at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (0QYMt)
Also - the "refugees" aren't by any contemporary standard, and are "safe" in the first country they encounter (not the US), so it is of course Mexico that is 100% responsible for all the problems.
And lastly, the US is by far the leading humanitarian force for good on the planet, treats everyone well including giving the benefit of the doubt to cheating and lying economic migrants, and since inventing the modern system and concepts of refugees and humanitarian aid after WWII, has done more good than all the other countries on the planet combined, X 10,000,000.
OK, more than one quibble.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2018 09:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: A Woman at June 19, 2018 09:51 PM (hYcqw)
I read rodee question and thought, surely this must be rhetorical...the differences are vast. Is he/she really trying to equate them?
Then I got bummed about Infidel's dad and forgot to post a response. I'm glad too...your response was superior to anything I would have written. Good show, as the Brits would say.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 09:57 PM (tQASX)
a) one who paints pictures of __x__
b) one who paints on a __x__
c) one who with their __x__
d) all of the above
Posted by: bananaDream at June 19, 2018 09:59 PM (yRBj9)
Posted by: The Toad In Waxman's Nose at June 19, 2018 09:42 PM (UdKB7)
A Quaddie?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 09:59 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 19, 2018 10:00 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 19, 2018 09:56 PM (H5knJ)
the halftime oranges are good.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Slippin Jimmy McGill at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (wbRN9)
Thank fucking God neither a Bush nor a Clinton ever will slither through the White House. Damn them all to hell.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2018 10:01 PM (lc+vu)
Posted by: Sodomy Jones, Space Pimp at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)
Tie? Like a ballon knot?
Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (NLQj5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 19, 2018 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2018 10:03 PM (UiRxW)
In Heaven the chefs are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German, and the police British.
In Hell the chefs are British, the lovers French, the mechanics Italian, and the police German.
Posted by: rickl at June 19, 2018 09:41 PM (sdi6R)
heh
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2018 10:03 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 19, 2018 10:04 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:04 PM (kBWZu)
Posted by: Sodomy Jones, Space Pimp at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2018 10:05 PM (TKQ/l)
Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2018 09:54 PM (+lOpA)
....
I like soccer.
I just dislike ties. If the US Open had ended with two players with the same score and they just agreed to call it a tie, I'd say it sucked too.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (UOcKN)
Posted by: Beartooth at June 19, 2018 10:06 PM (ynu4N)
Posted by: Jewells45
---------
The definitive 100% politician. No concern whatsoever for the well-being of the Republic. Well, Cummings may be worse.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (V+k34)
At which point fans flooded the field, tore the ref limb from limb and paraded his head around on a make-shift pike.
3 arrests, including the fan who couldn't explain why he was bringing a hatchet to the soccer match.
Now, THAT would bring back the game Pele envisioned. Poetry in motion.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2018 10:07 PM (2K6fY)
This reminds me of it.
I think Tracy Morgan was one of the candidates.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 19, 2018 10:08 PM (wbRN9)
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at June 19, 2018 10:09 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Memory has been 29 too long at June 19, 2018 10:10 PM (EglZt)
See, all these actors who've done such a great job in those roles are getting older, and will have to be replaced eventually (some sooner than others). Robert Downey, Jr. can't play Tony Stark forever, and anyone else coming in and trying to play Tony Stark will not be so well-received. But if Tony Stark is instead replaced by Riri Williams, well, that's different matter or something.
This theory makes a lot of sense! It will still result in sucky movies once these changes are implemented, though.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 19, 2018 10:14 PM (wSC8T)
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