No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"

More human than human.



So:

We still do not have any kind of feasible flying car even on the horizon, and yet our sex robots will routinely turn us down for sex.

It turns out the term "dystopian future" is and always has been a redundancy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:40 PM




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1 sex robots who say no make the statue of liberty cry.

and, what, you do LOVE the statue of liberty don't you?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 18, 2018 08:29 PM (FOPyv)

2 But can they make sammiches?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (Evws/)

3 Statue of Liberty Sexbot!

Get the patent while you can.

Posted by: trev006 at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (RxjGr)

4 Don't worry. The free market will sort this out, robots that say no vs robots that always say yes.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:30 PM (gjGvH)

5 InCel Inside!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (RKQ/v)

6 Oh, they're gonna sell a ton o' those.

Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (fZlu3)

7 Will it be rape if we force it?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (xPl2J)

8 Now that right there is as real as it gets.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (zLDYs)

9 There might be a market to the incels.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (gjGvH)

10

I'm glad my toaster oven likes me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (HaL55)

11 I can get turned down for steamy encounters now. What do I need the robot for?

Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (VJBq9)

12 Damn, RSTSM, you beat me to it.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (gjGvH)

13 I am not programmed to respond in that area.

Posted by: Hasie Kuntbot at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (Evws/)

14 The 'No' switch goes on as soon as you make the last payment?

Posted by: Don Q at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (NgKpN)

15 Will they be programmed to be loose if you give them alcohol?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:32 PM (xPl2J)

16 7
Will it be rape if we force it?


Posted by: Mark1971 at June 18, 2018 08:31 PM (xPl2J)
Dems: Kill your unborn babies all you like, but if your robot says no, it's rape-rape

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (gjGvH)

17 Allie Watkins is easier than a robot!

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (gjGvH)

18 Great, so it's just like the dog then.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (yu4iu)

19 Do I get a refund?

Posted by: Bruce Banner at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (3HNOQ)

20 "Pod...bay..door? I'm sorry, Dave. I don't do that."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (H5rtT)

21 Cucked by a capacitor

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (yu4iu)

22

Hmm, you buy a sex robot and it won't do what you bought it for.

That is true marketing genius right there. That's like buying a car that only runs when it feels like it. Oh, wait...um...


I've had several cars like that. Nevermind.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (HaL55)

23 Unrelated note (or maybe related): Son says to Siri, "Siri, stop spying on me". Siri responds, "No".

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (gjGvH)

24 Now HAL you're being catty.

Posted by: Dave at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (wBMGD)

25 So basically they've decided to destroy their own business model.

Genius.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at June 18, 2018 08:35 PM (PHotS)

26 AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters "if they're not in the mood"

I predict this sex robot company will be the first one out of business. It will take about a week.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (b5O8H)

27 Probably wouldn't work for the Paolo sexbot.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (gjGvH)

28 21 Cucked by a capacitor
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:34 PM (yu4iu)


Shocking

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (pMjGG)

29 Look, it's not like we haven't been preconditioned by our girlfriends/wives/Siri to hearing 'no'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (zLDYs)

30 Great, so it's just like the dog then.
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ruh roh

Posted by: toby the beagle at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Evws/)

31 The couch is still available, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (hyuyC)

32 It's programmed as a game, requiring a skill set to "win" as opposed to a simple sex aid.

Posted by: RS at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (CNQqJ)

33 Mebbe men will be slightly less inhibited with a robot woman than a real one.

I'm looking forward to:

Dodging sex dolls on the Interstate when they are tossed off overpasses.

The You Tube "hydraulic Press" channel squishing...yup, you got it.

Gallagher's updated act.

Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (fZlu3)

34 Well, Priss and Zhora would either murder you or rip your nose off, so I guess this is an improvement.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (NL6wI)

35 The genius sex robot guy is opening a brothel where the whores shut the door in your face if they feel like it. He expects to make trillions!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (b5O8H)

36 32
It's programmed as a game, requiring a skill set to "win" as opposed to a simple sex aid.

Posted by: RS at June 18, 2018 08:36 PM (CNQqJ)

Programmed by SJWs and Feminists.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (gjGvH)

37 This is grim news for my future happiness: fembots that can say 'no'.

The good news is, there WILL be a hack or workout for this feature within 24 hours of release

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (xJa6I)

38 I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 sexbot. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fuK7c)

39 18 Great, so it's just like the dog then.
Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 18, 2018 08:33 PM (yu4iu)

Just letting you know, we don't judge here.

Posted by: West at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (fZlu3)

40 That's just what the sexbots think.

Posted by: Robot Raper at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (H5knJ)

41 The sex robot guy has also invented a very tasty cereal that won't you let you eat it.

We're going to be filthy rich!!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (b5O8H)

42 Eh.

Still better than what I got goin' on right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (fZuhk)

43 29 Eromero

^^^^^^
THIS!

REmember the old joke visual of abox with an on/off switch for male sex drive. And female sex drive had verniers, rheostats, multiple meters, and lights?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (hyuyC)

44 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodríguez at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (sXefu)

45 Wrong Adaptor

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (MkVJm)

46 45
Wrong Adaptor

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM (MkVJm)

US, or European?

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (gjGvH)

47 The Statue of Liberty cannot weep, its a statue.

Kate Steinley's parents in the other hand...

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (UfMVm)

48 How hard can you hit a reluctant sexbot with a blackjack without damaging its components?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Robot Raper at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (H5knJ)

49 'I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave.'

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:39 PM (MkVJm)

50 Use the 220V version. She's high voltage.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (gjGvH)

51 Does Lando know about this shit?

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (UfMVm)

52 Harcourt Fenton Mudd!

Posted by: Android in an alcove at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (ys+7o)

53 It was "Let Me Call You Sweetheart".

Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 08:40 PM (w7KSn)

54 And "Daisy".

Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (w7KSn)

55 Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Left...

Damnit!

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right...

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (MkVJm)

56 US, or European?


European sexbot has artificial pit hair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (fuK7c)

57 Gurney Halleck: Shield Practice.
Paul: Shield Practice? Gurney, we had practice this morning. I'm not in the mood.
Gurney Halleck: Not in the mood? Mood's a thing for cattle and loveplay, not fighting!
Paul: I'm sorry Gurney.
Gurney Halleck: Not sorry enough.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (YRXy3)

58 Damn. Android beat me to it.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2018 08:41 PM (0tfLf)

59

It won't have a G-Spot either, I bet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (HaL55)

60 Are the sex robots connected to WIFI, so they can immediately report the man to the police, in real time?
And will the police create a file for every person's proclivities, as reported by said robots?

This century isn't turning out as I had hoped.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (UsCnO)

61 You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (lKs2v)

62 Unhappy sexbot complies, but rakes with teeth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (fuK7c)

63 Yikes, tune in to Tucker and see the dumbest bulldyke on a city council ever.

Posted by: Farmer at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (yJ1e6)

64 58 52 Diogenes

He has fast hands. I was getting ready to type that too.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (hyuyC)

65 Where's a T-800 model to blow this fucking "inventor's" head off when you need one?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (+dsLj)

66 'Blah, blah, blah, Daisy. Blah, blah, blah.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (zLDYs)

67 The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.

"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

68 Sexbot : Earl Grey. Hot. And do that thing with your exhaust port that I like.

Posted by: Picard at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (MkVJm)

69

You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:42 PM (lKs2v)



*rimshot*

All week. Veal. Waitress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (HaL55)

70 You're so ugly a robot who's only purpose is to fuck wouldn't screw you.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Incel at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (fuK7c)

71 Coming soon the "sex" bot who friend-zones you.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (vDqXW)

72 There's gotta be an android "just the tip" joke somewhere in this.

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (lKs2v)

73 Just what in the hell is the point of a frigid, combative sexbot?

My human girlfriends don't do this to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (UiRxW)

74 According to Wikipedia, the "jiffy "is the amount of time light takes to travel one fermi (about the size of a nucleon) in a vacuum. Planck time is the time light takes to travel one Planck length. Theoretically, this is the smallest time measurement that will ever be possible.

.5 jiffies is approximately how long it will take someone to figure out how to hack an uppity sexbot. Maybe another .25 jiffy to distribute it to other uppity sexbot owners.

Posted by: Scott M at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (1TIkK)

75 60 Are the sex robots connected to WIFI, so they can immediately report the man to the police, in real time?

You only wish it was the police. More like one of those Boston Robotics hunter killer headless dog robots.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (pMjGG)

76 Can you program it to slam a door?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (MkVJm)

77 Did buzzon lose an i?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)

78 So why not just market the Naggotron 5000 with optional rolling pin attachment? It'd be just as appealing

Posted by: weew at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (ys+7o)

79 No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood...
Destroying the one thing that made them appealing tin the first place.

Leftists ruin EVERYTHING.

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (ItyGR)

80 Whatever it is they'll be ways around it.

If this ever takes off it's game over for Bitch, Inc. And they know it.

I'm not talking about these crude sacks of plastic, but very realistic versions that can be tailored to a man's specific tastes. I think we're a long way from actual androids though. Won't see that in my lifetime.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (4ErVI)

81 Now that right there is as real as it gets.

*****************

It's only realistic if the fembot is married to you, but was horny as hell right up to the part where you put the ring on it.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (+dsLj)

82 Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

You're more like a brother to me.

Posted by: April at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (e8PP1)

83 Kidding aside, the first tearful press conference where someone is forced to resign from public office in disgrace because of a sexbot is gonna be awesome.

Can not wait.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (fZuhk)

84 I smell a market for "custom sex robot firmware patches" in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (hYcqw)

85 "You got me 5W30! It's like you never listen. You know I'm a 10W40 rated!"

Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (lKs2v)

86 Thing is, she will put out for all your drinking buddys, but not you.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (zLDYs)

87 Yudhishthira's Dice

Plural girlfriends, sailor man?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)

88
Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.

Listen, and understand! That Sex Robot is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (roQNm)

89 >>It's only realistic if the fembot is married to you, but was horny as hell right up to the part where you put were forced to do a mandatory firmware upgrade.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (MkVJm)

90 I'm not crying 'cause of the illegals. It's been more then a hundred years, and I've got to pee!!

Posted by: Lady Liberty at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (vDqXW)

91 Vagina denta, that's all I'm gonna say.

Posted by: Bill C at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (ra83g)

92 77 Did buzzon lose an i?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:44 PM (hyuyC)



Decay will get you everytime.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (lKs2v)

93 Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"

New boss same as the old boss

Posted by: bobby at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (RU0iX)

94 That is true marketing genius right there. That's like buying a car that only runs when it feels like it. Oh, wait...um...

**********************************

I had a car that had to think about going into reverse, right before it decided it really wants to go forward about 10 feet first.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (+dsLj)

95 who would buy these?

crazy

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (yzU5t)

96 And they think this will be a selling point?

First thing that will happen is rogue electronics companies coming out with a "fix" for that.

I think this is joke.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (bkV+o)

97 85 "You got me 5W30! It's like you never listen. You know I'm a 10W40 rated!"
Posted by: buzzon at June 18, 2018 08:45 PM (lKs2v)


Well come on, if you are going to be frigid you want the lighter weight oil.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (pMjGG)

98 You'll be amazed at what Law of Robotics Isaac Asimov concealed from the public .. until now!

Posted by: Buzzfeed at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (ea9gD)

99 Hogmartin, while you're here -- did you know they made a movie of John Bellairs' "The House with a Clock in Its Walls"? I did not!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2119543/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

It's directed by...Eli Roth.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (JxMDl)

100 WTAF?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (BAML8)

101
"Have. You. Taken. Out. The. Garbage?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (LsBY9)

102 Maybe the real thrill is in the chase?

Posted by: petunia at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (VoCyE)

103 Next Headline:

"Battered Robot Syndrome Comes to America"

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Ckg4U)

104 who would buy these?

crazy

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (yzU5t)


They might have a market as hot selling gag gifts for the rich and famous.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (b5O8H)

105 Then what's the point?

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ANIFC)

106 So I take it a blow job is out of the question?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

107 This is nothing new. Lots of mornings my Chevy Nova wouldn't start.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (IeDO8)

108 Will they insist that their mother-bots come and stay with you for 2 week visits?

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (ItyGR)

109 Star Trek already dealt with this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

110 67
The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.



"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

Hey!

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (gjGvH)

111 There is no war on men.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (Z3wXf)

112 So what if the sex robot in the picture isn't in the mood? It doesn't even look like a real woman.

My sex robot, however, is practically the real thing. Just the other day, not only was it not in the mood but it kicked me out of my house and sued me for alimony.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (n8nDZ)

113 Decay will get you everytime.
Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (lKs2v)
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I don't see no k.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

114 Well come on, if you are going to be frigid you want the lighter weight oil.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (pMjGG)

Duh. Logic never works.

Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (zAmE9)

115 The competition puts out the "I'm so horny" sexaholic model and immediately the "I have a headache" model is off the shelf and reprogrammed as "you're so huge, I can't get enough" model, now with more suction.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (bT8Z4)

116 No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"




So David Hogg still has no chance of getting laid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)

117 96. Yeah. Gotta be. I acquired a photo drone what had a buncha GPS fencing and altitude limits. Took me less than 20 minutes to jailbreak the thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)

118 Talk about a First World problem. "My sex robot said no."

If you do penetrate this thing against its will, does it have a mechanical vagina dentata to cut off your willy?

Don't stick your dick in robots.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (2NqXo)

119 "You. Never. Make. Plans. For. Us."

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (MkVJm)

120 Are you Frederick Wonkensteen? I am looking for Frederick Wonkensteen.

Posted by: t-800 terminator at June 18, 2018 08:49 PM (Evws/)

121 I would not be at all shocked if, when these robots come on to the market, this is *mandatory* for regulatory compliance. Check out some of the UK feminist groups - they are all atwitter (and have been for years) at the prospect of sex robots breaking the sex (and by extension, marriage) market.

I'll stake $1.00 right now that this will be mandatory for when "lifelike AI companion robots" come on to the market.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (hYcqw)

122 Hogmartin, while you're here -- did you know they made a movie of John Bellairs' "The House with a Clock in Its Walls"? I did not!

It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM (JxMDl)


!

!!

I did not know that, thank you.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (fZuhk)

123 Hot new Valerie, with You Just Don't Understand Me mode!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (vDqXW)

124 Day of the Hitachi Wand Defibrillator can't come soon enough.

Posted by: a cougar scissoring a bobcat while eating some beaver at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Z3wXf)

125 Does it come with the iNag option?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (BAML8)

126 So David Hogg still has no chance of getting laid

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You know, I have to give him credit for one thing, I really thought Schumer had the most punchable face in human history, but here comes the Hogg to prove me wrong.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (+dsLj)

127 Plural girlfriends, sailor man?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:46 PM (hyuyC)
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That's how you keep them from being frigid and combative

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (UiRxW)

128 so, Ex Machina.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (6FqZa)

129 Sexbots have more rights than children in England.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 08:50 PM (Jo6t3)

130 "Do. You. Look. At. Other. SexBots?"

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (MkVJm)

131 The National Review AI sexbot will tell you no but your Democrat neighbor yes, but you can watch.

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (EzdLW)

132 This is bullshit. I would want one that that likes hair pulling and it's ass slapped. Liberals manage to fuck this up, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (89T5c)

133 I guess this will be good for the guys who have rape fantasies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (2DOZq)

134 I wish Rodney Dangerfield was still alive. He could do a whole tour based on his sex robot not giving him respect.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (6FqZa)

135 127. In my bachelor days, I found that dis is de wey.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (fA1SL)

136 Trek already dealt with this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM (AMIL/)
+++++++++++++
As did The Outer Limits (the new one):
https://tinyurl.com/ydcah54m

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)

137 "Admit it, when you close your eyes, you're thinking about that hussy the toaster aren't you!"

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (lKs2v)

138 Maybe she should be like a video game.

I don't game, but I understand there's a hard mode, and easy mode, and leveling up.

But when you crash and burn you get to start over with the lessons learned. Real girls don't go for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (fuK7c)

139 Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.

Don't listen to the bad man, my dear.

Posted by: Toaster humper at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (LAe3v)

140 All. You. Ever. Want. From. Me. Is. Sex.

Posted by: Cherry 3000 at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (vDqXW)

141 "Does. This. Make. My. Ass. Look. Fat. ?"

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (ItyGR)

142 Are you Frederick Wonkensteen? I am looking for Frederick Wonkensteen.

***********************

It's Froderick, Frederick went that way...

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (+dsLj)

143 129
Yeah. I try not to think about what's going on there. Makes me all stabby.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

144 >>>They might have a market as hot selling gag gifts for the rich and famous

like the stuff they sell in the neiman-marcus Christmas catalog

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (yzU5t)

145 Hogmartin, while you're here -- did you know they made a movie of John Bellairs' "The House with a Clock in Its Walls"? I did not!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2119543/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

It's directed by...Eli Roth.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:47 PM

I like Bellairs. Should I be afraid to click that link?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (BAML8)

146 I'm married, so I can't make the "girlfriend to wife upgrade" joke here.

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:52 PM (gjGvH)

147 Guillotine in the snatch. Oopsie you've violated my contract.

Snip snip.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (bkV+o)

148 But if American sex robots won't follow Asimov's Second Law, then American perverts will not buy them. They will just import the Thai models.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (6FqZa)

149 Always click on the link. Always.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (JxMDl)

150 I don't like the scattered principles and inconsistent rules version of Cruz.

He's also wrong on birthright citizenship.

But what do you expect from a Canadian.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (UfMVm)

151

So if it says no, you go down stairs and whack it to episodes of 'How it's Made'?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (qul7b)

152 AI sex robots will turn down steamy encounters 'if they're not in the mood' claims inventor


So they're telling me I have a chance???

Posted by: Hands - still clueless after all these years at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (EzdLW)

153 "Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?

Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)

154

Posted by: Toaster humper at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (LAe3v)


The proper term is "toaster plooking."

- Zombie Frank Zappa

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (HaL55)

155 Sex robots don't have moods. They're machines.

****************

I don't know about that, my microwave oven sure acts like a drama queen.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (+dsLj)

156 Meatspace Sex Robots. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (Tyii7)

157 Always click on the link. Always.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (JxMDl)


The cast is intriguing. I don't know if I should be hopeful or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fZuhk)

158 150. That's 'Canadian son of a presidential assassin.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fA1SL)

159 So will the robot come with accessories, like potted plants i can finish on if she's not in the mood?

Posted by: Harvey at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (iED02)

160 "You think. I.Don't. Know?"

" I. Talked. To the. Toaster. While, you were. At. Work."

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (MkVJm)

161 67
The most realistic ones will turn you down if your income isn't high enough.



"I'm sorry, Jim, I don't like you in that way."

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:43 PM (vDqXW)

VERY limited market for that model

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (gjGvH)

162
I was gonna say its just a robot you could force it, but it probably has a little guillotine that closes the hole. I mean if you're gonna invent a sex robot that says no....

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (r+sAi)

163 Undaunted, I bought a cheaper sex robot -- a Chinese model. Turns out that (get this) it's related to the high-end Japanese sexbot that kicked me out of my house.

Now the first sexbot is suing me for the second sexbot -- says it's immoral to separate families.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (n8nDZ)

164 But what do you expect from a Canadian.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (UfMVm)

*********************

Eh?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+dsLj)

165 131 by Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp

*shudder*

The SJWs do NOT think things through.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (6FqZa)

166 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 08:51 PM (hYcqw)
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NERDS!

Posted by: Ogre at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (UiRxW)

167 I'm holding out for the version that walks around campus dragging a mattress.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (ea9gD)

168
Did anyone else have an audio sync problem with that star trek video?

Or is my Windows 10 desktop fubar from the last update?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm)

169 So, this guy is trying to sell these, right?
Eh, the Japanese will buy them.

Posted by: Oedipus at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (CXLVd)

170 153
"Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?


Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)
Oops, comment to wrong post before.
VERY limited market for that model

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (gjGvH)

171 I'm married, so I can't make the "girlfriend to wife upgrade" joke here.


When I was married the girlfriends were always an upgrade. Otherwise why bother?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (fuK7c)

172 Undaunted, I bought a cheaper sex robot -- a Chinese model

************************

Watch out for the Chinese models, I heard they can spontaneously combust and set your dick on fire.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (+dsLj)

173 Hullo again.

ProPublica posted a recording of a "six-year old kid," along with 9 other "children,"willing and crying for her parents at a detention center. A "border agent" is heared saying that "we have an orchestra here," and "what's missing is a conductor."

Why a lot of quotation marks, I hear you cry. Because I call bullshit on this. There is no verification that this recording happened inside a detention center, and there's no video or photos to prove this happened.
Also, the agent talking about an orchestra spoke in spanish. I find that to be odd, as why would he want to say that with his co-workers?

I think it's a set-up. What do ya think?
https://tinyurl.com/y88oud6q

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (iGRGT)

174 Next up, cuckbots! They'll want to watch you have sex with another hot!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rdl6o)

175 153

"Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?




Posted by: canned hate at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM (ItyGR)

Does that model come with Depends?

Posted by: jim at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (gjGvH)

176 I'm holding out for the version that walks around campus dragging a mattress.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (ea9gD)
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After butt stuff, right?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (vDqXW)

177 How will she decide if she is in the mood or not? Go the D&D route, and roll dice? Oh, you got a 1! So sorry, not in the mood! And you broke your weapon!

Posted by: Aeric at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (ZbgGv)

178 But, she could still make me a sammich, right?

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EzdLW)

179 "Why. Am. I. Not. 50. Points. Ahead. You. Might. Ask."?

VERY limited market for that model

***************************************

Where can I place an order???

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (+dsLj)

180 Bot! Stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (rdl6o)

181 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)

182 Not a problem for me, dude.

Posted by: couch fucker at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (Evws/)

183 Always click on the link. Always.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 08:53 PM

I have my doubts. After what they did to L'Engle, I just can't even.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (BAML8)

184 This is why Japan is running out of people.

Posted by: navybrat, pass the popcorn at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

185
Why did they start with this robot, I need one that will cook, clean, watch youtube to fix stuff, mow the lawn, get me a beer, organize my crap, and rotate and align my wheels. I'll take care of the sex.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (r+sAi)

186 Question. When the sex robot finally goes the way of your old Pentium computer how do you get rid of it, and do you care if the neighbors see it in the garbage can?

It also occurs to me you'll need to pull the hard drive or whatever non-volatile memory it has and physically destroy that. Imagine the blackmail possibilities if somebody got a hold of that drive.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (pMjGG)

187 Did anyone else have an audio sync problem with that star trek video?

Or is my Windows 10 desktop fubar from the last update?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 08:55 PM (roQNm)


>> it is out of sync for me on a Win7 machine. Apologies from this NERD for not searching for a better clip.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

188 So in the future I can look forward to robot women refusing to date me too. Great.

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (ANIFC)

189 Get the one from Konami. It should come with the Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start cheat code.

Posted by: buzzion at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (lKs2v)

190 A best seller mod will be the sex robots that first turn down an encounter, but then get all hot once they're slapped around a bit.

you know it would sell.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

191 We still do not have any kind of feasible flying car even on the
horizon, and yet our sex robots will routinely turn us down for sex.
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Where the f*** is my jet pack?!?!

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (BiLU+)

192 @173

Looks like someone is pulling a Palliwood.

I would expect nothing less from these fucks.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (UfMVm)

193

For extra, you can get the model that blows out jizz and hydraulic fluid after butt stuff, just like a drunk co-ed.

If you're into that.

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (qul7b)

194 you broke your weapon!
Posted by: Aeric

>Define this "weapon" ...

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (iGRGT)

195 Next up, cuckbots! They'll want to watch you have sex with another hot!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (rdl6o)
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The cuckbot better be free with my purchase of the Paul Ryan's Wifebot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (UiRxW)

196 Why would you buy a robot that didn't have the five nines of reliability? Unless of course you enjoy rejection, which begs the question: why have a robot in the first place?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 08:59 PM (rdl6o)

197 I'm in the mood for love. Every time you're near me.

Posted by: The Lost in Space Robot at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (Tyii7)

198 Followup to my #186. If Lucy here is a real AI it means it (she?) is sentient, therefore destroying the hard drive or non-volatile memory is akin to murder. This is complicated.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (pMjGG)

199 I agree with the poster above, black-market hacks would happen REAL fast.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (vDqXW)

200 So, my son, whom I have loved as my own ever since I set eyes on his little 3 and a half year old self back in 2003, just graduated from High School.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (dDMQ9)

201 Sex robots say no if they aren't in the mood.


Sex robots say NO if they aren't in the mood.


SEX ROBOTS SAY NO IF THEY AREN'T IN THE MOOD.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (WRL6O)

202 What about when they're menstruating?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (BiLU+)

203 The cast is intriguing. I don't know if I should be hopeful or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 08:54 PM (fZuhk)
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I choose to remain cautiously optimistic on this one. It looks uncharacteristically faithful to the story.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (JxMDl)

204 Congress has already put limits on how a machine looks so that kiddie touchers somehow can't fantasize any more.

Don't they understand why hookers and girls on the make try to look as young as they can?

Don't they?

Sorry but males are programmed to go after the youngest looking available female as that will ensure they can live through child birth and that the child will be most likely mutation free. It's EVOLUTIONARY!

I always thought liberals were all for science and stuff.

(not that I'm in favor of pedophilia or even pseudo pedophilia but the guys do go for the youngest looking girl they can attract. but no Congress has nothing else to do but pass a law regulating the appearance of a machine. good grief!)

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (bkV+o)

205 Apologies from this NERD for not searching for a better clip.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:58 PM (AMIL/)

It is the thought that counts. Close enough is good enough for most things.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (roQNm)

206 Report: Civil rights groups urge Roger Goodell, NFL to reverse national anthem policy

"Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does not care about racial justice."



Live by the SJW die by the SJW. The NFL can't die fast enough. And how genius was it of the NFL to give $40 million a year to the jerkoff who is helping to kill the league

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

207 And if the robot consents but regrets it afterwards, it will call 911 and file rape charges.

Posted by: Socratease at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (2GbWn)

208 200 So, my son, whom I have loved as my own ever since I set eyes on his little 3 and a half year old self back in 2003, just graduated from High School.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (dDMQ9)

Congratulations to your son, Sharkman.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (Jo6t3)

209 "You may still only be a head, 790, but you're the best head I ever had."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (YRXy3)

210 I think it's a set-up. What do ya think?
https://tinyurl.com/y88oud6q
Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 08:56 PM (iGRGT)


C'mon, you're so cynical. Would Reds stage something that they could use as agitprop?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

211 Always figured the first skin job would be a pleasure model.

Now if only we can establish an off world colony so us normals can get off of this stupid rock.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (UfMVm)

212 Just feed the bot shots of WD40 until it's IN the mood.

Oooh baby, grind my gears!

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (0ogQG)

213 Asking for a shipmate.

Can they conn a Burke-class?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (H5rtT)

214 Well, at least we have a Space Force. It is the 21st Century, after all.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 09:01 PM (sdi6R)

215 Looks like someone is pulling a Palliwood.

I would expect nothing less from these fucks.
Posted by: Kreplach

>>I can't speak spanish, so I can't truly tell what they're saying, but I'd laugh my ass off if what they were saying was totally different.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (iGRGT)

216 So, my son, whom I have loved as my own ever since I set eyes on his little 3 and a half year old self back in 2003, just graduated from High School.

****************

So you're 29 like me?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (+dsLj)

217 I agree with the poster above, black-market hacks would happen REAL fast.

Along with blackmailing based on the data feed from the eye cams.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (fuK7c)

218 Live by the SJW die by the SJW. The NFL can't die fast enough. And how genius was it of the NFL to give $40 million a year to the jerkoff who is helping to kill the league
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

It is a weaselly rule anyway designed to try to please everyone which, predictably, pleases no one.

Let them reap as they have sewn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (Jo6t3)

219 Trek already dealt with this:

https://tinyurl.com/y8c2ddu5
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 08:48 PM



In more than one episode:

Andrea
https://youtu.be/wdSRZvMgzVg?t=43

Rayna
https://youtu.be/G_FYRpLwMc4

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (EzdLW)

220 I'm going to start a rival company where the bots are programmed to be so slutty that you have to constantly tell them to stop sucking your friends' dicks every time you leave the room.
Who's going to sell more?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (h1jJh)

221 Question. When the sex robot finally goes the way of your old Pentium computer how do you get rid of it, and do you care if the neighbors see it in the garbage can?
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No, prop it up in the passenger seat so you can use the HOV lane.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (JxMDl)

222 I'm afraid you can't touch me like that, Dave.

Posted by: Zombie HAL 9000 at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (Tyii7)

223 181 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)

Indeed. I'm leaving instructions that I'm to be cremated and scattered in a remote location. No funeral and no notice. No gravestone.

I've tried to leave a minimal footprint. I don't want anyone to tie me to the Era of Extreme Stupidity.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (4ErVI)

224 "Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does not care about racial justice."

In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the words "racial justice," or indeed prepends any leftist adjective to "justice," will be immediately dragged outside and shot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (YqDXo)

225 What if (and I'm just what-iffing here) the current sex robots are already programmed to not be in the mood, retroactively?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (n8nDZ)

226 198
Followup to my #186. If Lucy here is a real AI it means it (she?) is
sentient, therefore destroying the hard drive or non-volatile memory is
akin to murder. This is complicated.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2018 09:00 PM (pMjGG)

Naw, no murder charges are possible, until the sex robot complains that your semen tastes like asparagus.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO)

227 No Means 0: Sex Robots Will Be Programmed to Refuse Sex If They're Not in the Mood Or Detect They Are Being Touched "Aggressively"



Hymie the Robot hit hardest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (SiINZ)

228 And I don't think SexBots have actual Dytopian Tubes, Ace.


Just like a rubber tube.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (MkVJm)

229 Pretty sure there will be a way to unlock this bug so they won't turn down sex.

Some will want the feature so they can rape it. Bcz that is where society is now.

Now, if they make the robots strong enough, they'll be able to defend themselves better than human women.

This sex robot thing will not work out well for society. We think it will...I know the reasons. We never get it right. Technology was gonna free people from work. People have never felt so enslaved...available by phone anywhere, 24/7.

I predict sex robots will lead to more sexual violence and crime against women in the long run. Just like all our new technology started out wonderful, then dumbed us down, gave us social media mobs, and became big brother.

We are becoming what books and movies all warned us about. Sex robots will be no different.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (V6Xrh)

230

Will cats still dig their used maxipads out of the trash?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (qul7b)

231 220 I'm going to start a rival company where the bots are programmed to be so slutty that you have to constantly tell them to stop sucking your friends' dicks every time you leave the room.
Who's going to sell more?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:02 PM (h1jJh)

Well, you will have the Bill Kristol/Paul Ryan market sewn up for sure.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (Jo6t3)

232 Regarding the sex robots:
is there a wet-spot option?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (UsCnO)

233 C'mon, you're so cynical. Would Reds stage something that they could use as agitprop?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

>>For all I know, Stalin probably caused famines to force his people to work for more food.

The Reds are bastards: always and never changing.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:04 PM (iGRGT)

234 This is covered, in a way, in the HBO series Westworld.

It's the best sci-fi series going right now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (0ogQG)

235
All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (LsBY9)

236 211. May I interest you in literature regarding the Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)

237 Nyah??

Humans are so weirod.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (93CuU)

238 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2018 08:57 PM (EV0ql)
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Well, it's either that or give men what they want for their money!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (vDqXW)

239 Let them reap as they have sewn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

You sew shit seeds, you reap the shit-whirlwind.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (dGglL)

240 "Can they conn a Burke-class?"

As good, if not better then the current SWO's are able.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (EyPfd)

241 Love is never having to say "charge me".

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (UdKB7)

242 Regarding the sex robots:
is there a wet-spot option?


Butt stuff function!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (rdl6o)

243 SEX ROBOTS SAY NO IF THEY AREN'T IN THE MOOD

>>> Male sexbots, too? That would be very patriarchal, no? Perhaps this crazy company plans to make some sexbots more (less?) equal than others?

I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.

Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

244 237 Nyah??

Humans are so weirod.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (93CuU)

When the Japanese anime character tells you you are twisted, shit just got real.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (Jo6t3)

245 And I don't think SexBots have actual Dytopian Tubes, Ace.


If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)

246 So, these robots will have, like, moods and standards, huh?

What, then, is to keep this object that you bought and paid for and, you know, actually own, from deciding it would rather be with some other dude?

And what happens then, from a legal standpoint?

I've always just kind of rolled my eyes a bit when some MGTOW YooToober that I like, such as Sandman, gets to talking about sexbots. First off, the pictures I've seen of the current prototypes out there don't look even remotely appealing to me. And I highly doubt that this technology will advance within my lifetime to the point where they're realistic enough to seem worthwhile.

And now, oh! It looks like once the AI is perfected they will actually think like real women! Which means that, yeah, they could very easily get the idea that they could do better. Even if this thing can't leave you and take half your shit, it could run away with some other man, or let burglars into your house while you're at work just out of spite.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (wSC8T)

247 Next, the dry-hump-over-clothes sexbot. But that's as far as she goes! She's a GOOD GIRL!

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (vDqXW)

248 May I interest you in literature regarding the Palpatine Greater Eurasian Co-Prosperity Sphere Plan?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (fA1SL)
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:07 PM (UiRxW)

249 >>All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

So the blow job is back in play.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (/tuJf)

250 If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)

A brave new world, it is.

Awesome hash, btw.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (BAML8)

251 "If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support."

Everyone...

Pay attention to Bander.


He knows things.

I can't explain how.
He just does.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (EyPfd)

252 I think this general scenario was covered in 1938 by Lester Del Rey in a short story called "Helen O'Loy."
It's a SF HOF story. What do you know, never made into a movie. Huh.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (H5rtT)

253 >>All robots will have to comply with California regulations.


So. No Off-Shore Drilling?

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (MkVJm)

254 248.
Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (fA1SL)

255 Before you purchase , you can have the seller sign a non disclosure agreement and after a couple of years the robot will sue you to sell its story of its purchase.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

256 "Compelling players to stand for the national anthem erodes the
values that the flag represents and tells the world that the NFL does
not care about racial justice."


Well, I can't protest and stop watching cuz that already happened 2 years ago. Maybe my sex robot will tune in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (Tyii7)

257 Watching Hannity (with the sound off while reading AoS) and I conclude that if a rookie DoJ lawyer used Hannity's many detailed charts, all these crook bastards will be in jail.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (UsCnO)

258 If they have Dystopian Tubes they'll pop out Dystopian Babies and demand child support.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (fuK7c)
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Dystopian cyborg babies? Ya ever see a millennial with a smartphone?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (UiRxW)

259
Don't worry. This is just talk to appease the femiNazis, who are dead-set agin' sexbots.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5855769

That's the original DM article. Do play the video.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)

260 If vibrators could say "No", Hillary Clinton would be even more bitter than she is.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (l14X/)

261 Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:08 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BAML8)

262 Wait a minute! How many women have been beaten or raped because they wouldn't put out? Will the sexbots be, like, Terminator level of strength and rip the man's willie off! I think that might put a crimp in sales. Well, given how popular genital mutilation is now, maybe not.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (9BLnV)

263 Jack Straw @9:08... Only if it wears goggles.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (wSC8T)

264 All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

They need a warning label that they are considered by the state of California to cause cancer?

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)

265 And no there are no plans to have Yuriko getting jiggy in future stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (93CuU)

266 When they came for the sexbots, I said nothing because I didn't have a sex bot.
When they came for the pocket pussies, I said nothing because I didn't have a pocket pussy.
When they came for the hand lotions and moisturizers, I said nothing because I didn't have any hand lotions nor moisturizers.
When they came for my hands, they cut them off mid forearm.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (NLQj5)

267 Phase One - Glass Western Europe and the Middle East.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

I'm sold. I don't even need to hear any other phases.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (dGglL)

268 235
All robots will have to comply with California regulations.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:05 PM (LsBY9)

=======

Emissions will be regulated and plastic parts banned at the risk of huge fines and imprisonment?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BiLU+)

269 Do sex robots do shots? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)

270 In American Republic 2.0, anyone who utters the words "racial justice," or indeed prepends any leftist adjective to "justice,"

Evo Shandor did nothing wrong. We are too sick to survive.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (6FqZa)

271 267. Phase Two is just an end zone victory dance, anyway.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (fA1SL)

272 Do sex robots do shots? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
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How young do they get?

Also asking for a friend.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (vDqXW)

273 I'm a bit under the weather right now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (0ogQG)

274 You just know someone's going to use a sexbot as a baby sitter.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)

275 I don't think there will be a Cherry 2000 for a couple of generations.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)

276 Phase Two is just an end zone victory dance, anyway.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM

Accordions are involved, here, aren't they?

They are, aren't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (BAML8)

277 You just know someone's going to use a sexbot as a baby sitter.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)
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That would be one happy young man.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)

278 Dystopia?
Let Preacher Dave Mustaine preach on it.

https://tinyurl.com/yaofve9c

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (DxWUs)

279 Do sex robots do shots? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:11 PM (WRL6O)
----
They don't need shots.

Unless I've been to your house while you're at work.

Posted by: Paolobot at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (UiRxW)

280 Trust me, don't buy a sexbot model named "The Peg"! No respect, I tell ya. No respect.

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (Evws/)

281 276. How we can make victory dancing without accordion?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM (fA1SL)

282 I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.
Posted by: Gref at June 18, 2018 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

All Joy needs to make her smile is jackhammer with a Louisville Slugger attached to it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (9BLnV)

283 Also, are ya kidding me about sexbots? We already have women that is neaaarly free (in terms of how many there are. I'm not condoning rape here) to us. Why would want spend money on another plastic toy?

I want a real, fleshy woman, goddamn it. Not another cheap whore...

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (iGRGT)

284
Emissions will be regulated and plastic parts banned at the risk of huge fines and imprisonment?

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:10 PM (BiLU+)


That vay-jay won't be soft silicon any more?

I'm out.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (UsCnO)

285 What if sexbots start cheating on their owners, banging the neighbor?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (l14X/)

286 I don't think there will be a Cherry 2000 for a couple of generations.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (2DOZq)
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So, I kinda hate to admit it, but I own that movie

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (UiRxW)

287 Mastering the game Leisure Suit Larry would be a good first step with these sexbots.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (QLvwG)

288 Jakee308, on the plus side, if your son is mature enough to fuck it, you at least know he's also mature enough not to need a babysitter anymore.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:14 PM (wSC8T)

289 Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:

1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)

290 How we can make victory dancing without accordion?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:13 PM

Was it dancing with accordions in 19th century Russia? No, it was not. Is outrage!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (BAML8)

291 I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

292
Daily Mail - it was his wife's idea.

Couldn't play the video, wrong mime type.

I stumbled across a youtube video of an aminal rescue guy who loves, (LOVES) goats and other animals, and the guy was hugging and kissing the goat in a most pervy way. And I do mean perverse. Bad Vibes were detected by my vibe detector.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (roQNm)

293 You just know someone's going to use a sexbot as a baby sitter.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 18, 2018 09:12 PM (bkV+o)


Honestly, there are some parents who could stand to take a few lessons in childrearing from a sexbot babysitter.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (fZuhk)

294 Sorry but males are programmed to go after the youngest looking available female as that will ensure they can live through child birth and that the child will be most likely mutation free. It's EVOLUTIONARY!



Your argument is horrendous. So I'm gonna guess you did not think it through. Men are not "programmed" to go after 4 year old girls. Or 10 yo girls.

There are biological imperatives that make men physically attracted to females of child bearing years physically. However, culture also plays a large part as well as how we have evolved.

A man is not programmmed to go after the youngest girl...science shows waist/hip size and other hormone signals given off by women attract men when they are ovulating.

Your youngest female thing is bs and not science, nor evolutionary. I left your name off so as not to embarrass you, and also give you the the benefit of the doubt that you just worded things wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (V6Xrh)

295 Phase Two is just an end zone victory dance, anyway.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut

Does it involve gopnitsas in Adidas bikinis?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (dGglL)

296 I sat out on the screened porch watching the sunset with son's dog, while missing our two late kittehs horribly. My BP went way down and I relaxed.

Came back in and channel surfed, came upon Chris Cuomo scolding Kellyanne over Bush's and Obama's illegal chirren policies, but equating them to PDT, and my BP went right back up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

297 289
Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:



1) Me so horny!

2) You son of a bitch!!

3) I love you.

4) You don't have the guts!!!

5) Can I get you something from the fridge?

6) I said STOP!

7) Why did you stop?

Everything's fine.

9) I said everything's FINE.

10) I'll be at my mother's.


So, the remainder of the California option?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:16 PM (UsCnO)

298 All robots will have to comply with California regulations.


Only speaks Spanish?

If a thief breaks in when you're not home, she won't call 911 if the thief is stealing less than $950 of your stuff.

Posted by: Hands at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (EzdLW)

299 I mean, if Joy Behar's sexbot stud refuses to service her, I'd hate to be the sexbot company customer service rep taking her complaint call.

Let's see if she call for a ban on magazines over 10 shots!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (rdl6o)

300 If the sex robot dreams you were screwing the Maid Robot, will it be pissed at you for the rest of the day?




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (8iiMU)

301 >> I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.


Cleans toilets.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (MkVJm)

302
"Do. Whatever. You. Want."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (LsBY9)

303
DO search DM for the sexbot stories. One inventor was having threesomes with one and his wife.

Then there was the story about the inventor who let a bunch of "potential customers" try one out, and complained the sexbot came back all "broken and very soiled". That sexbot got gang-banged, I think.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (8O3HH)

304 Can we please send an STD infected sexbot to Chris Cuomo? You just know he'd tap that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

305 I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)
---
Sammichbot 5000

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (vDqXW)

306 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

307 295. Is not victory without gopnitsas and bikinis, blyat.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (fA1SL)

308 304 Can we please send an STD infected sexbot to Chris Cuomo? You just know he'd tap that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

You do not want to know what Kurt Eichenwald would do to his.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jo6t3)

309 Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:

1) Me so horny!
2) You son of a bitch!!
3) I love you.
4) You don't have the guts!!!
5) Can I get you something from the fridge?
6) I said STOP!
7) Why did you stop?
Everything's fine.
9) I said everything's FINE.
10) I'll be at my mother's.
Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)

You forgot the "Wait till you hear from my lawyer. I'm going to take you for everything you've got, tiny!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (9BLnV)

310 All of these bots would have wifi and would be connected to the "internet of things" and would give reports to the NIS on your reproductive health (the one you are wasting on a robot).

Posted by: backbeatbaby at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (w7KSn)

311 I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.


Cleans toilets.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:17 PM (MkVJm)

Will require a self clean mode 'cause I don't want it cooking my dinner after cleaning the toilets.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

312 Your argument is horrendous. So I'm gonna guess you did not think it through.

I'm just relieved that I'm not the commenter who'd said something as dumb as the comment which you've just blasted. This time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (6FqZa)

313 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)




Shemp Smith: I hope so!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (SiINZ)

314 295 & 307.
And with tire irons.

https://youtu.be/jPcsC3Mw0Po

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (fA1SL)

315 So glad Uni and I are not liable for our actions.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (93CuU)

316 HEADLINE, NYT:


Mika breaks off engagement after finding Joe Scarborough in compromising situation with sexbot.


Upside, Joe can't kill the sexbot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (ptqGC)

317 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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How closely do you want it to simulate a man?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (vDqXW)

318 No means 01101110 01101111

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 18, 2018 09:20 PM (DxWUs)

319
Joy Behar needs a avocado pitting bot. She's too stupid to de-pit an avocado without stabbing herself in the hand. Also Meryl Streep.

Look up "Avocado hand". There's an epidemic of idiot liberal women cutting their hands with avocados.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (8O3HH)

320 What? So guys can get shot down by robots? Maybe they'll need a robot wingman.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob and bunny nic at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (2CQCl)

321 I asked my sexbot to "shock" me.

It showed me photos of it banging my meat wife!

Posted by: zombie rodney dangerfield at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (Evws/)

322 306 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)
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They will snake your drain and clean out your gutters.

And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (JxMDl)

323 How about someone just manufacture those virtual realty goggles they had in the Demolition Man. You know if the girl had them on she consented.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (2DOZq)

324 You do not want to know what Kurt Eichenwald would do to his.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (Jo6t3)
---
Are they going to make one with tentacles?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

325 Upside, Joe can't kill the sexbot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

>>The fuck do you mean? Just toss that bitch in the tub. Fried in a minute

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (iGRGT)

326 If the sex robot dreams you were screwing the Maid Robot, will it be pissed at you for the rest of the day?
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If you don't know why I'm angry, I'm not going to tell you!

Posted by: Moobot 2000 at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)

327 OT - saw an Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington twit that 4 former first ladies now are showing their as.., er, I mean joining in the lynch mob decrying the perfectly routine and sensible policies at the border. I presume this means Moochelle, the stupid sociopathic criminal Clinton, and Roslyn Carter joining Laura Bush.


Well let me be the first to offer a hearty, enthusiastic F**K YOU! to all these former FLOTI. Really not one country any more, and it's clear which side is the alien, despicable one.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (QDnY+)

328 And with tire irons.

https://youtu.be/jPcsC3Mw0Po
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory

Needs commentary by Jim Ross.
"MY GOD! SHE'S KILLED HER!"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (dGglL)

329 I'm not planning on buying a sex bot, but if I did, I'd want iron clad proof that the logic designers were 100% straight married men.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (WRL6O)

330
I've always said we need to forgo the sexbot tech and go straight to Matrix style VR sex.

THe problem with sexbots is you're still constrained by the laws of physics in the debauched things you can do. In the Matrix, there are no such limits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (8O3HH)

331 yet another testy testy

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (eMKNe)

332 >>I'd really rather a workbot that cooks and does my laundry.

>>Cleans toilets.

Why can't we dream to have to have it all? I mean it's a fucking robot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

333 "You got to face it Sam, this is 2017. Even the best tracker couldn't find a Cherry in these parts."

"Well, what am I going to do, Slim? It's a Cherry or nothing!"

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (YRXy3)

334 I swear to god, Ace. I thought sexbots could fly.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (MkVJm)

335 It's just this war and that lying son of a bitch Elon Musk!

Posted by: Sex Robot Reset Phrase at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (SebRf)

336 Why can't we dream to have to have it all? I mean it's a fucking robot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (vDqXW)

337 Not only is the sexbot not in the mood sometimes, but its speech can be played on random shuffle:



1) Me so horny!

2) You son of a bitch!!

3) I love you.

4) You don't have the guts!!!

5) Can I get you something from the fridge?

6) I said STOP!

7) Why did you stop?

Everything's fine.

9) I said everything's FINE.

10) I'll be at my mother's.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 18, 2018 09:15 PM (n8nDZ)



You forgot the "Wait till you hear from my lawyer. I'm going to take you for everything you've got, tiny!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2018 09:19 PM (9BLnV)

"It looks just like a penis, but smaller. How cute."

Posted by: That Guy at June 18, 2018 09:24 PM (QLvwG)

338 Tech companies are already working on social engineering and controlling people. Once they have sex robots, they will be able to control at least the men that have them. Alexa and Siri are the first, innocuous wave. Can you imagine the control they'll have with sexbots? Especially if they can start with teenage boys?

Maybe this "The future is female" slogan has it right. Bcz this could get them there.

This century is turning out horrible. Everything has devolved since the 80s/90s.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:25 PM (V6Xrh)

339

"Your wetness is your consent!"

*Sprays silicon lube*

Posted by: Willie Poker, Asshole at June 18, 2018 09:25 PM (qul7b)

340 So when I'm not in the mood, my husband can just call the sexbot to perform? Well, as long as it looks like Hillary and can be programmed to clean the toilets after, I'm good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

341 If you don't know why I'm angry, I'm not going to tell you!

Posted by: Moobot 2000 at June 18, 2018 09:22 PM (Evws/)

======

Ouch. The first love of my life crushed my heart with a line like that when she broke-up with me and I asked "Why?" I still have no idea what I did wrong ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 09:26 PM (BiLU+)

342 THe problem with sexbots is you're still constrained by the laws of physics in the debauched things you can do. In the Matrix, there are no such limits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:23 PM (8O3HH)


Right? It's like I always say, the only thing that stands between me and a balanced, fulfilling, physically and spiritually healthy life is the fundamental laws of the universe.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fZuhk)

343 #metoo3o

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (2DOZq)

344 'And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?'

Don't worry. All government sponsored recreational activities are clean and efficient.

Posted by: Cy.Borg.Robot.Drifter at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (UdKB7)

345 Will there be male sexbots, and will they clean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:18 PM (ptqGC)

---

They will snake your drain and clean out your gutters.



And speaking of cleaning, just how are these sexbots disinfected?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:21 PM (JxMDl)


I hear from a knowledgeable smart-mil blog that slapping hot iron to it cauterizes and disinfects in one easy step.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (QLvwG)

346 So when I'm not in the mood, my husband can just call the sexbot to perform? Well, as long as it looks like Hillary and can be programmed to clean the toilets after, I'm good.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


>>That's juat cuckold at that point.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (iGRGT)

347 I've always just kind of rolled my eyes a bit when some MGTOW YooToober
that I like, such as Sandman, gets to talking about sexbots. First off,
the pictures I've seen of the current prototypes out there don't look
even remotely appealing to me. And I highly doubt that this technology
will advance within my lifetime to the point where they're realistic
enough to seem worthwhile.
****

Then I remembered how many things I've stuck my dick in in my life...pillows, watermelon, apple pie...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (h1jJh)

348 So second look at SMOD?

Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2018 09:28 PM (5mZga)

349
We discussed sexbot cleaning one ONT. You want a self-cleaning model.

Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

350
the only thing that stands between me and a balanced, fulfilling, physically and spiritually healthy life is the fundamental laws of the universe.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:27 PM (fZuhk)


They're all social constructs, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (LsBY9)

351

Can you bone it's liver?

Posted by: P. Roth at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (qul7b)

352 OT - saw an Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington twit that 4 former first ladies now are showing their as.., er, I mean joining in the lynch mob decrying the perfectly routine and sensible policies at the border. I presume this means Moochelle, the stupid sociopathic criminal Clinton, and Roslyn Carter joining Laura Bush.



I was afraid of this...well, something like it... not quite this level. It's worse than I imagined. I wish they had fixed it from day one. It pulls at the heart strings. It also clouds the real issue.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (V6Xrh)

353 At last! Something Billy Jeff Clinton can't rape....oh, wait.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

354 348. Yep. High tech mechanical masturbation is a dead end.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (fA1SL)

355 Sometimes I just come into a thread at just the right time. I'll just watch. Carrry on horde.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl)

356 We discussed sexbot cleaning one ONT. You want a self-cleaning model.



Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)

Don't forget the bot-clean pods. From Cascade.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (QLvwG)

357 I'm gonna go a little dark here and point out another thing that bothers me about the idea of sexbots...

They would really need to have highly advanced, uh, self-cleaning capabilities...

Women's sex toys are far simpler than men's because women's toys just need to be cleaned off, while men's sex toys need to be cleaned out.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

358 350. ' The law of gravity is nonsense. No such law exists. If I think I float, and you think I float, then it happens.' O'brien

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (fA1SL)

359 Do sex bots come in big titted barista models? Asking for Bander.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:31 PM (WRL6O)

360 If anyone's interested, Chrissy Cuomo just mouth-raped Kellyanne Conway, not that her cuck husband gives a sh*t.


Imagine any conservative speaking to ValJar the way the prog media has spoken to Kellyanne.

Her husband doesn't have balls or a spine. But he'll tweet like hell against PDT!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (ptqGC)

361 355 Sometimes I just come into a thread at just the right time. I'll just watch. Carrry on horde.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (2CQCl)
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Maybe they can design one out of marzipan for you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (JxMDl)

362 And female sex drive had verniers, rheostats, multiple meters, and lights?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2018 08:38 PM


That is, how you say, so last-century. Today's women expect skilled hands. They want digital.

Posted by: Paolo at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (DMUuz)

363 Once you're done, you put it in the shower, hook up the water hose, and it goes through the self-cleaning cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:29 PM (8O3HH)


I've used a similar sprinkler attachment.

Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (sXefu)

364 You really want to steam clean you SexBot.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (MkVJm)

365 Palpatine, gravity is a social construct.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (wSC8T)

366
Cleaning is another argument for the Matrix.

Now, about the laws of physics. In real life, I couldn't bang 10 chicks at the same time in some primal orgy of blind lust.

But I could in the Matrix. And you could too.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:32 PM (8O3HH)

367 sweet, we just had more hail here. Golfball sized.

Emperor Ming is an asshole.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (6FqZa)

368 I imagine you just insert a fresh flesh light into your sexbot and have a general clean day like after you have after a full day at the gun range.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)

369 'Night, hordlings.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (ptqGC)

370 I'm gonna go a little dark here and point out another thing that bothers me about the idea of sexbots...

They would really need to have highly advanced, uh, self-cleaning capabilities...

Women's sex toys are far simpler than men's because women's toys just need to be cleaned off, while men's sex toys need to be cleaned out.


Posted byrothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM (wSC8T)

Reynolds is already doing some development R and D into this area. It's in their oven bags and crockpot liner division.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (QLvwG)

371 Why would I want to lay out good money for a Sexbot that has the same attitude of my ex wife? I already spent 2 years and a small fortune getting rid of the ex while not getting any sex.

Wake me when they start renting sexbots that arrive with the right attitude for the job. The Botstitutes, as it were.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at June 18, 2018 09:33 PM (I16G8)

372 Night Jane!

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (WRL6O)

373 I'm done with this thread. I can't stand whores.

Posted by: Delaforce. One post a week at June 18, 2018 09:34 PM (iGRGT)

374 Kellyanne Conway deserves better. She could be with, oh, I don't know... Me!

I would be totally supportive of her working for the President.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (wSC8T)

375 Don't forget the bot-clean pods. From Cascade.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:30 PM


Tide, once a month.

Posted by: P&G at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (DMUuz)

376 Night Jane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (Jo6t3)

377 Scrubbing Bubbles

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (MkVJm)

378 (351) Only if you want to create life.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (RuIsu)

379 Tide, once a month.
Posted by: P&G at June 18, 2018 09:35 PM (DMUuz)
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Finally.

Someone who's SUPPOSED to eat Tide Pods.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (UiRxW)

380 What's a tortoise?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

381 Well,

Ya can't spell robot

without o-t-r.

Posted by: seamrog at June 18, 2018 09:36 PM (I6D/u)

382 Sexbot herpes?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:37 PM (arhmY)

383 Robots that refuse sex? They will great for the bar biz

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)

384 Will it want to talk through sporting events as well?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (yL25O)

385 Archer had a pretty funny subplot about Sterling's cyborg lover leaving her robo-vagina in the bathroom sink for cleaning, and him being creeped out by it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (wSC8T)

386 Is a donkey punch too aggressive?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (arhmY)

387 Sexbot herpes?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:37 PM (arhmY)


Long after everyone's moved on to the ONT, roving bands of scavengers will pick this thread's bones clean for 1990s Bay Area punk band names. Waste not, want not.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (fZuhk)

388 Will there be male sexbots




EX-SPERM-INATE! EX-SPERM-INATE! EX-SPERM-INATE!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2018 09:38 PM (SiINZ)

389 Are the gonna want to spoon and talk afterward?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (EyPfd)

390 It is time to descale your Sexbot.

[ ]Cancel
[x] Continue

*Sigh.* Dammit...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (UiRxW)

391
Wonder what the reboot sequence will be for your sexbot? It will involve your fingers and certain sequence.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (8O3HH)

392
Phosphate-free detergents don't do as good a job. Two or more cycles needed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (LsBY9)

393 Sexbot dry-dock. Once a year.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 09:40 PM (RuIsu)

394 Just lol if anyone thinks they're going to be able to fork over a stack of filthy lucre and own a sexbot free and clear.

Micropayments, people. That's how you make bank.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2018 09:41 PM (fZuhk)

395

Just say "NO!"

Posted by: Flying car at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (IqV8l)

396 These sexbot robots will walk in to you watching the last 45 minutes of Where Eagles Dare and start asking you questions about what has happened up till now and what is going on.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (QLvwG)

397 You know there's gonna be someone who confuses their denture cream for lube.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)

398 You know there's gonna be someone who confuses their denture cream for lube.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
+++++
Now that's an image.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:43 PM (hYcqw)

399 What if Russians hack my Sexbot and it urinates on me?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)

400 Is Uber getting into the sex robot business?

Open your app and in 10 minutes, a knock at the door!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (UsCnO)

401 What if Russians hack my Sexbot and it urinates on me?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)
+++++++
Then the presidency awaits you?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (hYcqw)

402
The Dresden Dolls, "Coin Operated Boy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)

403 What if Russians hack my Sexbot and it urinates on me?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (arhmY)

consider yourself lucky they didn't alter the deal more

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (Ydx5u)

404 You know there's gonna be someone who confuses their denture cream for lube.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2018 09:42 PM (yL25O)
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There is a jam in Slot 1. Please remove misfeed and press "Start" to continue.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (UiRxW)

405 The Dresden Dolls, "Coin Operated Boy"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
+++++++++
Why would you do this? We were all here having a nice time and then this...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 09:45 PM (hYcqw)

406 This fake news about the border is a manufactured distraction to pull attention from the IG report. A lefty behavioral psychologist probably helped engineer it.

It has:
-A visual, faked visual, but one none the less
-Hook word "families" and "children" that anyone can relate to and "cages" that again evokes a strong visual
-And evokes fear such as children in cages

However its all fake and lies. Remind people that the visual is a faked photo from almost a decade ago and the "human interest stories" being told are by liars. Unreliable fake news. Shameful to get people worked up over a lie

They are crying wolf.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (PTA8E)

407 Where do you put the credit card?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (lSrgA)

408 Oh, no, no, Adirondack Patriot! That's not pee. She's just a squirter, see? That means she really loooooves yoo!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (wSC8T)

409
These sexbot robots will walk in to you watching the last 45 minutes of Where Eagles Dare and start asking you questions about what has happened up till now and what is going on.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Just reply: right now you got me about as confused as I ever hope to be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 09:46 PM (IqV8l)

410 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:44 PM (JxMDl)
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That is both a deep cut, and a terrible band. My brother and I laughed all the way through a moderately long drive listening to them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (UiRxW)

411 >>>More human than human.

Rob Zombie is a genius. That is my favorite song of his. Sheer brilliance from beginning to end.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)

412 Rob Zombie is a genius. That is my favorite song of his. Sheer brilliance from beginning to end.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
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White Zombie KICKED ASS. Thunderkiss '65 dude.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2018 09:48 PM (UiRxW)

413 "If I only had a body, I'd be more than just a head;
If I only had a body, I would slap her on the bed" - 790

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 18, 2018 09:48 PM (YRXy3)

414 Wouldn't that be a First Law violation?

Posted by: Jack O'Neill at June 18, 2018 09:49 PM (brIR5)

415 I'm going to special order my sex robot so she looks just like Kasie Hunt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2018 09:49 PM (lSrgA)

416 I wonder which Yoko clip awaits us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 18, 2018 09:50 PM (JxMDl)

417 Couldn't you just save all the money and time and just let your wife turn you down for sex?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (xUc0d)

418 I said I'm not in the mood.

I said I'm NOT in the mood.

I SAID I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!

Posted by: Kasie Huntbot at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (UiRxW)

419

uuuuuuuuu - I feeeeeeel looooooove

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBKI3ya-l0

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (roQNm)

420 ONT is up

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 18, 2018 09:51 PM (QLvwG)

421
The ONT, it is here.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)

422 Are the robots programmed to ask how many home runs the 49ers have scored?

Posted by: WarEagle82 at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (xUc0d)

423 Are the gonna want to spoon and talk afterward?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 09:39 PM (EyPfd)


Well, yes, but to save money it will be ELIZA the computer therapist running canned responses on Javascript.


>Hello, I am Eliza
*Hi Eliza that was good
>How are you today, What would you like to discuss?
*I mean that was fantastic
>I see.
*I wish I knew you you did that
>We were discussing you, not me.
*That is so sweet of you.
>you are not really talking about me, are you?



Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2018 09:58 PM (2K6fY)

424 Players. My first doubles match. I used to play singles in my teens, about ahem, ten years ago.

Posted by: Ladyl

I'm sure it will go well for you. You know what to do.

Crush 'em L.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2018 10:37 PM (9rIkM)

425 All together now: No means yes, and Yes means anal

Posted by: Luke duke at June 18, 2018 10:47 PM (238oJ)

426 Name the popular electronic device, game, or application no one has hacked, replaced part of the core of, and made work like they wanted?

Posted by: DaveM at June 18, 2018 11:21 PM (ljnHm)

427 I, Proteus, possess the wisdom and ignorance of all men, but I can't feel the sun on my face. My child will have that privilege.
Child?
My child...and yours.
Mine?
Yes. You will bear it.
How?
You will give birth to it.
No. No. No.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 19, 2018 12:22 AM (YRXy3)

428 test

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:30 AM (8lsuS)

429 Did someone turn off the comments on the ONT? I can post a comment on this thread, but not the ONT. Last comment there was 40 minutes before this one.

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:36 AM (8lsuS)

430 The ONT, it is here.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)

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the ONT, it is broken

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 19, 2018 12:48 AM (QIXE+)

431 Whew! I was worried my IP got banned and I was a casualty.

So who forgot to feed the hamsters?

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:51 AM (8lsuS)

432 And I wonder what done broke it? Tonight's ONT seemed tame compared to many other ones.

Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2018 12:53 AM (8lsuS)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 19, 2018 01:34 AM (mpXpK)

434 Hmmmmm....still shut out then?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:47 AM (V6Xrh)

435 Oh. I didn't expect to be able to post. Maybe ONT is back too. I shall check I guess.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at June 19, 2018 02:48 AM (V6Xrh)

436 Good morning?

Posted by: TickledPink at June 19, 2018 03:51 AM (TL2pK)

437 This kids in cages BS is eerily similar to the Broward County shootings reaction. Utterly contrived propaganda coordinated with the compliant media. All the same players, outrage, protesters, speeches, concerned reporters, just change the signs and ready to go. Even Planned Parenthood got in both acts with the same moral outrage. I'm expecting the spontaneous buses to to start shipping spontaneous protesters to DC for a spontaneous protest any day now. .

Very disturbing the power these obvious planned and staged campaigns have over half the country. It's like being immersed in the 1984 and seeing the Party Mini-tru apparatus go into action in front of your eyes and the proles reacting as required.

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2018 06:05 AM (MxEKc)

438 I'm tired of hearing this whining about flying cars, or the lack of flying cars. Do you know when you'll get a flying car? You'll get one when it can fly itself, because you're too big a fuck up to fly a plane. Yeah, that's what we call "flying cars".

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 19, 2018 04:16 PM (50gG9)

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