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...until Ace shows up and stomps it.

The previous thread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 01:31 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2018 01:21 PM (xQfPr)

2 Boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:21 PM (F4u7C)

3 fist!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)

4 In before the smell of poo.

Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (F4u7C)

5 *manspreads*

Ahhhh.

Posted by: Big McLargehuge Mk I at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (u9OP6)

6 I guess laughing in Texas is laughing at me here in Boulder County.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)

7 th

now to read the cont...wait a minute...

there is none.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (8D42x)

8 The previous tread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.
==========

It's not that bad once you get used to it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (vg8iE)

9 Open thread which shall last for five minutes.

Exciting!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (BjrOM)

10 The previous tread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.
---
Getting too near the Barrel.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (vDqXW)

11 I guess laughing in Texas is laughing at me here in Boulder County.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)


We're all laughing at you since you said FIST......

Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (F4u7C)

12 The previous tread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.

That's what happens when punk monkey doesn't throw poo. It just builds up.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (xQfPr)

13 ...until Ace shows up and stomps it.

Sooo 4ish?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)

14 Um...hi everybody! I never get to talk this high in a thread so I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Viridian at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (uU7lV)

15 Yeah, it's a hot day and maybe that time of the month too.

(What were we talking about?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (RD7QR)

16 I'm hoping the media purposely misrepresenting the whole "children being separated in cages" might actually scare some illegals from coming over with their family.

Posted by: Maritime at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (lKmt3)

17 That time the left loved depirting a kid

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/299711/

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)

18 *Manos Arriba*

!No Me Disparar, Senor Presidente Clinton!

Posted by: Elian Gonzalez at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (MkVJm)

19 The previous tread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.

::farts::

Now the previous thread doesn't have to feel lonely.

Posted by: physics geek at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (huQJB)

20 I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (ZGrMX)

21 Damnit, I posted this two comments after the nood alert back-thread:

American Thinker has a great article called "A Guide to Spygate" that outlines the types of FBI investigations and how the Trump spying probably evolved. Seriously, I thought it was very good and instructive.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (fq72/)

22
I guess laughing in Texas is laughing at me here in Boulder County.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)



We're all laughing at you since you said FIST......

Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM


That's no laughing matter.

Posted by: Shep! at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

23 19 The previous tread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.

::farts::

Now the previous thread doesn't have to feel lonely.
Posted by: physics geek at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (huQJB)

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Why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (BjrOM)

24 I guess laughing in Texas is laughing at me here in Boulder County.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)


To be completely honest, I don't recall why I chose this nic.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 18, 2018 01:25 PM (xQfPr)

25 >>I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".

Imagine what would have happened if they had tried to parallel park a ship.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

26 >>::farts::


You, Sir, are worse than Hitler!

Posted by: Bathtub Boy at June 18, 2018 01:25 PM (MkVJm)

27 Don't forget, a good steaming is cleansing.

Posted by: Gwenyth P., Lifestyle Guru at June 18, 2018 01:25 PM (ctuyM)

28 I want to go off topic but I can't.

Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 01:25 PM (+lOpA)

29 Plenty of room here. Like Denver before the Silicon Valley exodus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (I2dne)

30 >>fist!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)


A full service Toilet Hobo is hard to find.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (MkVJm)

31 Let me drag this up here
.......

So we are turning into a heartless country based upon world reports.


Yet......

http://tinyurl.com/ybr27ybo

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (EyPfd)

32 Open thread which shall last for five minutes.



Exciting!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (BjrOM)


Speed commenting! Nobody say anything lengthy or pithy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (9chmE)

33 fist!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)

Maybe try using both?

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (MkVJm)

34 It's hard to be nice to stupid people.

Posted by: The Beautiful Disaster at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (F4u7C)

35 Why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:24 PM (BjrOM)


One does what one can.

Posted by: physics geek at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (huQJB)

36 Does this still mean that the gun thread start after 100?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

37 It's all good,the female officer responsible got a tattoo of the names of her 7 shipmates that were killed...

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (LiyEm)

38 34 It's hard to be nice to stupid people.
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Is this a Jim Comey quote or a Peter Strozk quote? I know its gotta be FBI.

Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (2LelM)

39 There is no NOOD.


But if I say there is no NOOD will you still look?

Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (+lOpA)

40 Speed commenting! Nobody say anything lengthy or pithy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (9chmE)
+++++++
Or girthy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (I2dne)

41 It's all good,the female officer responsible got a tattoo of the names of her 7 shipmates that were killed...
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Above or below her tramp stamp?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

42 We are a heartless country according to countries I don't give two picofucks for. Next question.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (o2MD2)

43 Regarding the comment from the last thread about "the moon is just a pile of useless slag..."

Didn't China make a fake island that they're using to claim broader authority in the region?

Sometimes the resource worth fighting for is "borders."

....which dovetails nicely back into the illegal immigration dumpsterfire...

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (q/kmn)

44 Fister......I hardly knew her....

Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

45 32 Open thread which shall last for five minutes.



Exciting!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM (BjrOM)


Speed commenting! Nobody say anything lengthy or pithy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (9chmE)

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I thought you weren't new here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (BjrOM)

46 It's like Twitter, but not.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (DaDYr)

47 >>I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".


They were probably arguing over which L7 album was the best L7 album.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (MkVJm)

48 The previous tread"

Tired much?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (7LY+6)

49 41 I don't know but it is not a joke about the tattoo.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

50 47 >>I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".


They were probably arguing over which L7 album was the best L7 album.
Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (MkVJm)

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They were arguing about how great the world would be with only women in charge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (BjrOM)

51 41 I don't know but it is not a joke about the tattoo.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)
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And I'm only half joking....I was in the Navy; I know what goes on.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (vg8iE)

52 I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".

So the were in sync?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

53 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

And he's an ACTOR, so.....

Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (F4u7C)

54 fist!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:22 PM (7fqJk)

===
Of course!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (pw+jk)

55 Picofucks is where baby gnats come from.

Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (+lOpA)

56 The previous thread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.
Because of all the children we are keeping in INTERNMENT CAMPS!

Posted by: Laura Bush at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

57 ...until Ace shows up and stomps it.

You mean like the Bristol Stomp?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (kqsXK)

58 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
=======

*nods approvingly*

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (vg8iE)

59 Kim Jong Un More Popular Than Pelosi Among Republicans: Exclusive Poll Results

TFF

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (JFO2v)

60 fist!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo

Hello sailor!

Posted by: Stormy Dainels at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (Bdeb0)

61 DACA "Children": A Modest Proposal

Said Children are rounded up and then flown to Cancun, Cozumel, and other southernmost Mexican airports. "Parents" have the option of flight with "Children", or are given directions where to pick them up.

Our US Airlines get subsidy boost, illegals get the airplane ride of a lifetime, but then in order to do it again they have to make a long trek back up 2,000 miles of Mexico.

Think of it is a giant "Chutes and Ladders" game.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (ujg0T)

62 Five committees. There are five ongoing investigatory committees right now.

"The president of the United States tomorrow should direct Rosenstein, order him within 48 hours, he will comply with every subpoena of documents and witnesses to Capitol Hill, to all five committees," _ Bannon on ABC
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7g2yps4

No wonder I'm confused. I didn't know there were five separate ongoing investigations.

Somebody (Straw) should explain this.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (kzG+k)

63 Here is the final passage from the conclusions section of the IG report...



"There are many lessons to be learned from the Department's and FBI's handling of the Midyear investigation, but among the most important is the need for Department and FBI leadership to follow its established procedures and policies even in its highest-profile and most challenging investigations.

By adhering to these principles and norms, the public will have greater confidence in the outcome of the Department's and the FBI's decisions, and Department and FBI leaders will better protect the interests of federal law enforcement and the dedicated professionals who serve these institutions."



That's a fucking joke.

I can't hardly wait for Wet Fart Menage a Trois - FISA Fandango


This shit is a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (2JcMg)

64 >>And he's an ACTOR, so.....

And one ugly dude. When you can play Hell Boy without makeup you are fugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

65 I hope those children in the internment camp are doing useful work with their small fingers.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (LiyEm)

66 53 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

And he's an ACTOR, so.....
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (F4u7C)

============

Can't wait until he moves to Mexico with Guillermo del Toro.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (BjrOM)

67 56 The previous thread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.
Because of all the children we are keeping in INTERNMENT CAMPS!
Posted by: Laura Bush at June 18, 2018 01:30 PM (r+sAi)

Well then hose the little rugrats off! Do we have to think of everything?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

68 Speed commenting! Nobody say anything lengthy or pithy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 01:26 PM (9chmE)



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I thought you weren't new here.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (BjrOM)


I can get pithy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)

69 "I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".


I'm not too impressed with the article that is being quoted.

The not talking to each other is an implication that the two officers were having friendship issues.

In actuality, what is meant by the remark is that the OOD and the CIC Watch officer, who normally talk to each other via the 21MC (Bitch Box) to exchange radar and sensor generated information, and the analysis of such, did not in fact communicate with each other.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (EyPfd)

70 I love that new thread smell.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (Y9uH4)

71 I believe having our threads sniffed is a civil rights violation. My lawyers will be in touch. Hell, I might even get the SPLC involved.

Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (tGpcF)

72 >>Think of it is a giant "Chutes and Ladders" game.


They do this with Steelhead and Salmon once the Hatcheries have enough Eggs and Milt.

Put'em in a truck and make them run the river again.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (MkVJm)

73 49 41 I don't know but it is not a joke about the tattoo.
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:28 PM (LiyEm)

++++

Stories like this one are far too frequent. The abject silliness makes me believe that we are headed for the end of the human race.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2018 01:31 PM (dJklA)

74
I'll give the Leftists some credit here, excellent coordination of getting their message out. Across the board, every type of media.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (r+sAi)

75 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

=======

And this is how you get more Trump and a red tidal wave this November.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (pw+jk)

76 I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".

Yeah, you're only in charge of a couple hundred million dollar ship, and a couple hundred lives. Don't let such trivial matters interfere with your pissy junior high school girl spat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (Bx5nG)

77 25 >>I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".

Imagine what would have happened if they had tried to parallel park a ship.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018

*
*
One of the comments suggested that one or more of the woman officers were using the rear view mirror to put on their makeup.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (G+x7t)

78 Stories like this one are far too frequent. The abject silliness makes me believe that we are headed for the end of the human race.
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Duh!

Posted by: Paul Erlich at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (vg8iE)

79 *Creeps Up Behind Thread*

**Sniffs Hair Deeply**

*Whispers*

You feel that Thread?
I have a big fucking deal in pocket.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (MkVJm)

80 I was in the Navy; I know what goes on.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM


You guys are some of our biggest fans.

Posted by: The Village People at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (ctuyM)

81 I'm hoping the media purposely misrepresenting the whole "children being separated in cages" might actually scare some illegals from coming over with their family.
Posted by: Maritime at June 18, 2018 01:23 PM

Me, too! But it's like the Health Care stories in Spanish magazines that pointed out the new healthcare was not for illegals. No problem: just steal someone's identity!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (/+bwe)

82 So, with this newly promised Space Corps, will they be called Space Cadets?

Posted by: N. at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (q4aLM)

83 Don't Thread On Me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (PFy0L)

84 Ive enjoyed some of the various comments about dads. My own father is one of those people who can do or build anything. Very smart and capable . One of the things he had to overcome was a not so subtle realization that his children will never be as capable or as accomplished as him. But he has found things about us to admire and celebrate.

Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (QCc6B)

85 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.


Why, oh, why would anyone want to come here or stay here?

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (L9nK5)

86 I googled Ron Perlman to see who he was. He is a Freak.

Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

87 82 So, with this newly promised Space Corps, will they be called Space Cadets?
Posted by: N. at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (q4aLM)



Does anyone else remember "Gorf"?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (ujg0T)

88 I can get pithy. "

Pith off...

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (7LY+6)

89 Loose stools sink fools.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (pOKaC)

90 53 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

And he's an ACTOR, so.....
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2018 01:29 PM (F4u7C)

He doesn't spend much time reading the State Department report on Human Rights, which reflects human rights abuses in all 195 countries. Of course, it's several hundred pages long, single spaced, so I guess that's too hard. Also, he's effing wrong.

But facts are hard.

Posted by: moki at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (V+V48)

91 But Ron Pearlman always plays thugs and demons, so, by all means I will be sure to heed his words.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (37IEG)

92 >>I was in the Navy; I know what goes on.



We miss you Navy Joes!

Posted by: Thai Lady Bois at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (MkVJm)

93 Just noticed by Father's Day hash. Nice.

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (DaDYr)

94 We are a heartless country according to countries I don't give two picofucks for. Next question.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:27 PM (o2MD2)

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Tell you what, we'll take your asylum-seekers. But in exchange, we come in and take over your government and set up a Constitutional Republic, and oversee your elections for the next 12 years...

Oh, and Trump gets to put in a resort somewhere of his choosing.

Fencehopping drops to zero within six months.

Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (q/kmn)

95 85 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.


Why, oh, why would anyone want to come here or stay here?

Posted by: huerfano at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (L9nK5)

===============

For the patriarchal oppression, duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (BjrOM)

96 Its an unspeakable shame what 8 years of Zeroman has done to our once proud services.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (o2MD2)

97 The loss of human life and the ships they are in charge of is totally worth having women officers in the Navy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (pw+jk)

98 There are attachments at the end of the IG report. These attachments are charts illustrating the offices that illicitly co-mingled with the media and the number of times they did it.

IG report chart on leaks, attachment H: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8uf8nal

IG report chart on leaks, attachment G:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yauccxd6

Posted by: Braenyard at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (kzG+k)

99 A bunch of racist cretins, er, Democrat congresscritters are "touring" detention facilities here. They will be doing a press conference. Fantastic!


Let's see how many alternatives they offer. Let's see if they can rave about "abuse" or "heart-breaking" situations.


And Laura Bush really is despicable for being so lazy and arrogant that she would add her public figure voice to the vile lynch mob hysteria - and especially for apparently not understanding or caring that massive child abuse and suffering have been going on for years *precisely as a direct result* of an insecure border and the unbelievable literal advertising for dangerous illegal minor migration by the last administration (noted by garrett earlier).


There are estimates done by various humanitarian organizations that up to 80% of females involved in the very deliberate, 100% controllable flow of migrants thru Mexico have been victims of rape or violence. The trains on which the minors rode (on top) during the mass bum-rush stoked and welcomed by the Obama gang were called "death trains" due to the deaths and injuries from falling off, and attacks by bandits/cartels.


Mexico is guilty of serious international humanitarian crimes under existing human trafficking and other agreements - I am stunned that the Trump crew has not vociferously shamed Mexico City about this truly heart-breaking - and outrageous - situation.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (QDnY+)

100 media and Hollyworld (i repeat) are spitting mad that the under 18 non-Mexican kids are no longer the free pass into the United States.

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (Wa5hI)

101 94 Tell you what, we'll take your asylum-seekers. But in exchange, we come in and take over your government and set up a Constitutional Republic, and oversee your elections for the next 12 years...

Oh, and Trump gets to put in a resort somewhere of his choosing.

Fencehopping drops to zero within six months.
Posted by: reason at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (q/kmn)

===========

Tried that in Iraq.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (BjrOM)

102 Dairy farmers around here use those white plastic huts with a fence around them for small calf's.
Would that be better than dog cages the Democrat's say Trump is keeping small children in? At least they would stay dry in the rain.

Posted by: Colin at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (v58wY)

103 86 I googled Ron Perlman to see who he was. He is a Freak.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

+++

He looks like a character from "Planet of the Apes".

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (dJklA)

104 Woo-hoo!

Jut got back from a Father's Day family get-together.

Where I encountered some "good news" of a sort -- not about my family, but about the political zeitgeist of the nation.

Background info: Everyone in my family is a moonbat -- leftoid idiots who parrot every Democratic talking point and fall in line with every liberal meme. And not just some of my family is this way -- every stinkin' single one of them, to varying degrees.

The most extreme of the bunch is one of my half-sisters, whom I'll call, uh, "Jane." She eagerly regurgitates Rachel Maddow and Stephen Colbert like that makes her some kind of well-informed genius. Gag.

But this evening, we're all sitting around with our dad, and Jane says glumly to the whole family, "We're never going to get rid of Trump, are we?"

Everyone moaned and shook their heads: "Yeah, looks like were stuck with him now. Shit. Well, at least we tried."

Then one of my brothers-n-law -- probably the least goose-stepping of the group -- tried to cheer everyone up by saying, "Hey but at least we'll finally bring an end to the Korean War! That's good -- right?"

But everyone moaned in further pain, since Trump's success was the worst news possible.

Then, uncharacteristically, they all changed the subject and starting talking about sports and medical problems. The very fact that they stopped talking politics meant that they were too depressed to even stay on the topic.

If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM (c+2jX)

105 Lady Captains Go Down With the Ship

Posted by: USN Bumpersticker at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM (MkVJm)

106 In actuality, what is meant by the remark is that the OOD and the CIC Watch officer, who normally talk to each other via the 21MC (Bitch Box) to exchange radar and sensor generated information, and the analysis of such, did not in fact communicate with each other.

Yeah, I think RSMcCain read too much into the various bits that've come out on this.

The individual he's hammering as I understand it was second banana in the CIC. The top banana is a saint according to some subordinates, a sinner to others. The sensor issues were long-standing according to some. Switchology problems maybe, maybe not under control f CIC. Lack of readiness/maintenance stand-down agreed by all.

Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM (tGpcF)

107 BTW. Laura. STFU (unless you are willing to house all the texas border crossers in your enclave in Dallas.) I do not think your neighbors will approve, though.

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (Wa5hI)

108 I googled Ron Perlman to see who he was. He is a Freak.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)
========

He was the Beast to Linda Hamilton's "Beauty" on that stupid 80s CBS show, Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (vg8iE)

109 If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM (c+2jX)

I am so happy it was a good Father's day for you!!!!!

Posted by: moki at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (V+V48)

110 Those poor illegal alien chirruns. If only we had built the wall that congress authorized so their parents would not have thought they could just come in illegally.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (r4KP2)

111 89
Loose stools sink fools.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (pOKaC)

Huma! Huma!! Bring another depends.

Posted by: Hillary at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (jxbfJ)

112 Hate to say but I liked Ron Perlman in Pacific Rim.

Where is my goddam shoe??

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (B/ai/)

113 104 Then, uncharacteristically, they all changed the subject and starting talking about sports and medical problems. The very fact that they stopped talking politics meant that they were too depressed to even stay on the topic.

If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM (c+2jX)

============

Did the separation of families come up?

I'm curious to know if that's as animating for the left as the media seems to think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:37 PM (BjrOM)

114 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

And he's an ACTOR, so.....
Posted by: Sponge

Gee, I wonder if his mangina is bleeding today.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (vcOmj)

115
But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

Go to Hell, boy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (IqV8l)

116 Does this still mean that the gun thread start after 100?
Posted by: wrg500


It's an open thread. Go there now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (6NpxV)

117 I'll show that bitch she can't talk that way about my shoes!

Posted by: Woman navy officer at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (fq72/)

118 But Ron Pearlman always plays thugs and demons, so, by all means I will be sure to heed his words.


Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (37IEG)


He's in that unwatchable Amazon show, about a judge who finds Jesus... at least I think that's what it's about. I couldn't get past the first episode.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (9chmE)

119 108 That's his career in a nutshell."We need somebody big and ugly,get me Ron Pearlman!"

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (LiyEm)

120 I googled Ron Perlman to see who he was. He is a Freak.

Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

He was ok in Enemy at the Gates. Not exactly a role that would challenge Olivier but he was ok. I never watched the biker show. The jagoffery is disappointing but not surprising.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (n13/j)

121 I'm still a GW Bush admirer even though the rest of the family not so much. That said, I sent back the Bush Library continued donation solicitation with the amount ZERO written in with a note below it explaining why.

I've abandoned any thought or concern about who is and is not on my side. I'm just looking out for myself and family on a day by day basis, adjusting as needed.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (2DOZq)

122 95 85 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.




+++

Good God, man, flee, flee while you can!!

Posted by: washrivergal at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (dJklA)

123 112 I liked him in several things but sadly,just another libtard.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (LiyEm)

124 Over under on the grade that Ron Pearlman dropped out of school?
Mine is 9th.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (pw+jk)

125
Coming up soon in the Senate: Horowitz disassembles and Wray obfuscates.


Comey and Hillary laugh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

126 "The individual he's hammering as I understand it was second banana in the CIC. The top banana is a saint according to some subordinates, a sinner to others."

hey...speaking of saints and sinners, have you read this Shit Show of a story yet?

http://tinyurl.com/y9xm5o6h

Enough there to make be think there is at least some small amount of truth to it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (EyPfd)

127 Because people who really love their kids always give them to someone else to smuggle into the United States.

Land of human rights violating racist gun toting cowboys.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (37IEG)

128 On a completely different note, I got my husband a stovetop percolater for Father's Day, and we just made coffee with it.

The Best. Damn. Coffee. I have ever had. It is really good.

If you have coffee lovers in your family, spend 32 bucks and make them really, really happy.

Posted by: moki at June 18, 2018 01:39 PM (V+V48)

129 Trump tweeted and spelled "Border" in "Border Security" as "BOARDER" and the Left is going nuts.

I think he knew exactly what he was doing.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (y8Foj)

130 Then, uncharacteristically, they all changed the subject and starting talking about sports and medical problems. The very fact that they stopped talking politics meant that they were too depressed to even stay on the topic.
-----------------------
Red Wave if we can deep six Ryan.

Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (2LelM)

131 I liked when Perlman was killed in The Driver.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

132 If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM

I'm hoping it translates into "why bother voting"? The Dems in my area are struggling with "motivating voters to turn out". Good!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (/+bwe)

133 Go to Hell, boy!

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (zRZaJ)

134

this is much more serious than women in the navy. this is about all women named Sarah and all women named Natalie serving in the US Navy. bet they were redheads too. Solution : excise all women from US navy. those named Sarah and Natalie first to go.

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (bUjCl)

135 120 I googled Ron Perlman to see who he was. He is a Freak.

Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)

He was ok in Enemy at the Gates. Not exactly a role that would challenge Olivier but he was ok. I never watched the biker show. The jagoffery is disappointing but not surprising.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 01:38 PM (n13/j)



IIRC, "Enemy At The Gates" was the Stalingrad movie where the Soviet parts were all played by British actors, and the Nazi parts all by American actors? I found that amusing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (ujg0T)

136 Did the separation of families come up?

I'm curious to know if that's as animating for the left as the media seems to think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Nope. Not a mention. It's a failed attempt at national-out-rage-narrative. No one gives a shit -- even liberals. This meme will be dropped pretty quickly. Especially since it's backfiring as everyone notes that the same thing happened under Obama.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (c+2jX)

137 Don't the coffee nazis hate percolators?I remember my mom using one of those for years and years when I was a kid.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (LiyEm)

138 >>If you have coffee lovers in your family, spend 32 bucks and make them really, really happy.


Pour Over > Percolator

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (MkVJm)

139 Ron Perlman was a caveman in the best caveman movie of all time, Quest for Fire.

It's the best because it's the only good caveman movie and I like all caveman movies.

I will continue re-watching it despite whatever idiocy he spouts and also because Rae Dawn Chong runs around naked the whole time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (fuK7c)

140 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

Go to Hell, boy!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Golf clap.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (vcOmj)

141 53 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
_____________________

Let's send him on an extended trip to North Korea, Syria, and Somalia so he can test his theory.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (fqUgw)

142 The sensor issues were long-standing according to some. Switchology problems maybe, maybe not under control f CIC. Lack of readiness/maintenance stand-down agreed by all.
Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM


Ok, so you double, triple, quadruple, or more the number of Mk.1 Mod.0 eyeballs.

There is NO excuse for this level of ship handling. None.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (ctuyM)

143 Really easy to burn your coffee in a percolator.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (MkVJm)

144 BOARDER COVFEFE FOREVER!

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (37IEG)

145 I've been cleaning kitchen cabinets and washing cat pee out of my bedspread (I hope it's out, anyway). There's a sprayer in this house, and it ain't me.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (iTpm7)

146 Where did you get it Moki? I'm thinking of getting one. So tired of my coffee tasting like shit after 30 minutes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (zRZaJ)

147 Ron Perlmann also was narrator for the Fallout games (although I think they are moving him out.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (ycWCI)

148 I googled Ron Perlman to see who he was. He is a Freak.
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:34 PM (2LelM)
========

He was the Beast to Linda Hamilton's "Beauty" on that stupid 80s CBS show, Beauty and the Beast.
Posted by: bicentennialguy



Ron Perlman - Sons of Anarchy

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (6NpxV)

149 77 25 >>I love the sidebar thing about the Navy ship crashed because two of the top officers, both women, "weren't talking to each other".

Imagine what would have happened if they had tried to parallel park a ship.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2018
*
*
One of the comments suggested that one or more of the woman officers were using the rear view mirror to put on their makeup.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (G+x7t)


They were pissed because they were wearing the same outfit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (YqDXo)

150 132 If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM

I'm hoping it translates into "why bother voting"? The Dems in my area are struggling with "motivating voters to turn out". Good!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (/+bwe)

============

That's the pattern to follow.

Loyal voters usually don't become turncoats. The way to get them to not matter is to get them to not vote.

That's why getting blacks to actually vote Republican would be such a seismic shift. They'd go from loyal voters to turncoats having a massive effect on the electorate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (BjrOM)

151 Oh Ron Pearlman, great at putting on elaborate makeup and costumes and playing bizarre roles. I love his work...when he keeps his yap shut.

79 *Creeps Up Behind Thread*

**Sniffs Hair Deeply**

*Whispers*

You feel that Thread?
I have a big fucking deal in pocket.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 18, 2018 01:33 PM (MkVJm)


You just know Uncle Joe takes a Viagra before these events. Just so his Presence Will Be Felt.*



*You're welcome.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

152 129 OMG nobody ever Tweets a typo!!

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (LiyEm)

153 Spartacus, mind sharing the key points of your explanation you wrote to the Bush operation? Might be interesting to compare notes for some people.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (QDnY+)

154 If you are gonna get a perc, it is hard to beat a vintage glass model.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (MkVJm)

155 England kickball up in a few

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (7fqJk)

156 Pour Over > Percolator

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (MkVJm)



Irish > pour over

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (n13/j)

157 124 Over under on the grade that Ron Pearlman dropped out of school?
Mine is 9th.
-------------------
He earned his Masters Degree in Theatrical Arts at Univ of Minnesota. I laughed and laughed. I have never seen him in, well, anything. My only guess is he played Devil Boy. Am I RIght?

Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (2LelM)

158 Out here it doesn't matter, the Future Belongs To (where's the rainbow flag)

Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (tGpcF)

159 141 53 But guys, Ron Pearlman says the US commits more human rights violations than ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.
_____________________

Let's send him on an extended trip to North Korea, Syria, and Somalia so he can test his theory.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (fqUgw)


For my part, I always rely on retarded Hollywood actors for information and insight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (YqDXo)

160 139 Rae Dawn gets done doggy style by the Neanderthals iirc....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (LiyEm)

161 137 Don't the coffee nazis hate percolators?I remember my mom using one of those for years and years when I was a kid.
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (LiyEm)

They can hate away. This was excellent coffee. I got him both Wegman's Kona, and some Papua New Guinea coffee that we haven't tried. We've been dedicated Jakob or Dallmayr drinkers for years, but now, I honestly don't think it matters what you put in the percolater, it comes out wonderful.

Our parents knew what they were doing back in the day.

Posted by: moki at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (V+V48)

162 136 Did the separation of families come up?

I'm curious to know if that's as animating for the left as the media seems to think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Nope. Not a mention. It's a failed attempt at national-out-rage-narrative. No one gives a shit -- even liberals. This meme will be dropped pretty quickly. Especially since it's backfiring as everyone notes that the same thing happened under Obama.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (c+2jX)

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Nice.

Let's hope this anecdote replicates around the country.

Constant outrage since October of 2016 (and the tape) has possibly diminished the effectiveness of the technique.

This outrage over kids is the same as the outrage over Stormy is the same as the outrage over whatever tweet came last.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (BjrOM)

163 129 OMG nobody ever Tweets a typo!!
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (LiyEm)

No, I believe he mis-spelled it on purpose. " BOARDER", get it? They are illegal "boarders."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (y8Foj)

164 BOARDER COVFEFE FOREVER!

=========

Someone get this on a coffee mug for 2020

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (B/ai/)

165 He was also the disillusioned sniper guy with the steel teeth in Enemy at the Gates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (ycWCI)

166 Watching the pro-abortion crowd twisting themselves into pretzels as the lone, great defenders of children's lives would be amusing ... if it wasn't so sick.

Posted by: ShainS at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (Kp81N)

167 97 The loss of human life and the ships they are in charge of is totally worth having women officers in the Navy.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 01:35 PM (pw+jk)

I think women and seamen don't mix.

Posted by: Shep Smith at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (7HtZB)

168 Out here it doesn't matter, the Future Belongs To (where's the rainbow flag)
Posted by: JEM at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (tGpcF)

I CAN'T SEE RAINBOWS !

Posted by: Blind Girl two threads down at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (bUjCl)

169 132 If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM

I'm hoping it translates into "why bother voting"? The Dems in my area are struggling with "motivating voters to turn out". Good!
Posted by: NaughtyPine


Well, the family members all live in Deep Blue areas, so their voting or nit-voting won't make any difference. But I hope the "why bother voting?" attitude also happens in contested states.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (c+2jX)

170 The law on the immigrant children came from 9th court in 1997. Children are held for 20 days if a) parents have illegally entered and claim asylum or b) parents are detained for felony other than immigration.

So we have always separated felons form their children. Return across border voluntarily and get you kid back immediately. So it is 100% parents problem.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

171 8 The previous tread was starting to get that not-so-fresh smell.
==========

It's not that bad once you get used to it.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke

Some smells there's no getting used to.

Posted by: Huma at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (kfcYC)

172 Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (2LelM)
---------------
off the top of my head:

Sons of Anarchy
Beauty and the Beast
Pacific Rim

Been around a while. Too bad he opened his mouth and removed any desire I might have to see anything he's in.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (qC1Sy)

173 155 England kickball up in a few
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (7fqJk)



Enjoy it.

There won't always be an England.

Posted by: eleven at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (+lOpA)

174 Swedes best the Koreans at soccer. So tell me again, racist professor, what is the problem you have with whites? That they are too good at soccer?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (/qEW2)

175 131 I liked when Perlman was killed in The Driver.
Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

Last thing he was in that I saw was "13 Sins".

Posted by: Hikaru at June 18, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)

176 Pour Over > Percolator
Posted by: garrett


Cold Brew > Pour Over > Percolator

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (c+2jX)

177 Rae Dawn gets done doggy style by the Neanderthals iirc....


At first. Then she rolls over and teaches him missionary.

Not like I have that movie memorized or anything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (fuK7c)

178 Ever notice that these Hollywood dweebs, even the ones that look like Pearlman, sound like teenage girls?

"But Daddy! This is the most TERRIBLE thing that EVER happened in the WHOLE WORLD!!"

Posted by: JTB at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (V+03K)

179 Quest for Fire was racist against Neanderthals. Portrayed them as stupid and cannibals. Well, they weren't stupid, but they were cannibals.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (o2MD2)

180 Hickenlooper has presidential aspiraruons.


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/299693/

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (LiyEm)

181 I think women and seamen don't mix.
Posted by: Shep Smith



They mix all too well. They often reproduce.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (6NpxV)

182 Spartacus, mind sharing the key points of your explanation you wrote to the Bush operation? Might be interesting to compare notes for some people.
Posted by: rhomboid


Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

These family heritages of politics have to end.

The Roosevelts, the Tafts, the Bushes, the Kennedys.

This is America, not some old stinky country with Lords, Ladies and Dukes and Duchesses.

The Kennedys, Lords of Massachusetts. How unsettling.

The Bushes, Dukes of Texas. Just stop it. Now.

Tell these people to get an honest job, for a change.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (vcOmj)

183 I don't grok cold brew.

But, I don't like cold coffee.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (MkVJm)

184 He earned his Masters Degree in Theatrical Arts at Univ of Minnesota. I laughed and laughed. I have never seen him in, well, anything. My only guess is he played Devil Boy. Am I RIght?
Posted by: Gumby, I am the Eggman at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (2LelM)


How exactly do you get a master's degree in theatrical arts? What are the prerequisites?

Do you take "Crying on Cue 201?"

"Lower Lip Quivering," a seminar course?

He already got lifetime achievement credit for "Saying Stupid Shit in Public," so they waived that requirement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)

185 Cold Brew > Pour Over > Percolator

=


Bialetti>Cold Brew > Pour Over > Percolator

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (bUjCl)

186 I only drink hot coffee.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (LiyEm)

187 179 Quest for Fire was racist against Neanderthals. Portrayed them as stupid and cannibals. Well, they weren't stupid, but they were cannibals.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (o2MD2)



Where were the GEICO Cavemen when we needed them?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (ujg0T)

188 Trump tweeted and spelled "Border" in "Border Security" as "BOARDER" and the Left is going nuts.

--------------------


Next time, he should just replace it with SQUIRREL.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (gRZfJ)

189 I think women and seamen don't mix.
Posted by: Shep Smith

-----

They mix all too well. They often reproduce.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM


What do we do with a pregnant sailor?

Posted by: Old Sea Chanty at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)

190

My Precious Summer's Eve... Precious...

Posted by: Hitlery at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (qul7b)

191 My question is why aren't we offering gender assignment surgery to those jailed kids? Not doing so is just as bad as Hitler, maybe worse.

Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (MxEKc)

192

Then she rolls over and RUINS it.

Posted by: Soothi at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (Neixe)

193 "Our parents knew what they were doing back in the day."

No, they just weren't clever enough to pour hot water over coffee grounds! Or stick it in a glass jar and squeeze it, or cold brew it. No no no.
Only modern science could have given us these techniques!

My best memories of coffee were from a percolator. Even as a kid I understood if I could make coffee taste exactly the way it smelled while it was perking I would be richer than Howard Hughes.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)

194 146 Where did you get it Moki? I'm thinking of getting one. So tired of my coffee tasting like shit after 30 minutes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 01:41 PM (zRZaJ)

I got the Farberware Classic Stainless Steel Yosemite 8-Cup Coffee Percolator at Amazon. So you can hit the Amazon button here at the HQ and give Ace some Valurite money.

Or order form Walmart if you don't like Amazon, since they have it too. And I got the price wrong. It's not 32 bucks-that was the price with coffee filters and a Coleman mug for my kid. It's 23 bucks.

Garrett will disapprove, but hey. I'll send him chocolate chip cookies.

Posted by: moki at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (V+V48)

195 Has John McCain chimed in about the separation of families at the BOARDER?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (y8Foj)

196 So this repugnant mendacious moral panic is unlikely to get traction (well, outside a few AOSHQ commenters, anyway). Today's s**t-fest by congresscritters at the border will fade quickly.


The "press" will prevent anything that actually happens at the IG hearings from reaching any ears or eyes (not that chances of anything useful happening are all that high).


So - net/net, nothing to move the needle this week.


Meanwhile, "right track" (or something like that) number in the US is the highest in 12 years, and T-Rump's Gallup numbers tie his highest evuh (right after inauguration), 45-50.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (QDnY+)

197 What do we do with a pregnant sailor?

Posted by: Old Sea Chanty at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)
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Back in my day, they were sent to SIMA San Diego.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (vg8iE)

198 I miss my Pasquini.

RIP little espresso buddy.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (MkVJm)

199 153 Spartacus, mind sharing the key points of your explanation you wrote to the Bush operation? Might be interesting to compare notes for some people.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 18, 2018 01:42 PM (QDnY+)

Sure. I explained I had always been a supporter and a defender but could no longer justify doing so based on actions by him and his family that advance the progressive agenda and provide credibility to their lies.

I said it pained me that this is what it has come to but that I will continue to have him and his family in my prayers.

Posted by: I am Spartacus at June 18, 2018 01:48 PM (2DOZq)

200 178 Ever notice that these Hollywood dweebs, even the ones that look like Pearlman, sound like teenage girls?

"But Daddy! This is the most TERRIBLE thing that EVER happened in the WHOLE WORLD!!"
Posted by: JTB at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (V+03K)


You see, that's why they waived the "Saying Stupid Shit in Public" requirement for him. He'd already established his proficiency in that basic Hollywood skill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

201 It is a bit too windy for normal people to be out on the Bay, but my wife and I are going to wait until just before slack tide to kayak to Sesuit Harbor, a couple miles as the crow flies, and hopefully have a delicious lobster roll at the marina. My brother is warning us against the trip, bit I think he's being a wuss. Anyway, if you hear of a couple lost at sea off of Cape Cod, that'll be us.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 18, 2018 01:48 PM (M/hCX)

202

Game of Thrones pulled that crap too.

Danerys Stormborn "taught" Kahl Drago missionary position.

Posted by: Soothi at June 18, 2018 01:48 PM (Neixe)

203 Perlman will be doing porn in another 5 years.

Ron Perlman in...

Pacific Rimjob 3: Ring of Fire!

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (syLv6)

204 In other zombie news, the San Francisco Street Fair is now fully clothed in formal wear, and that one guy on the bicycle has let the air out of his balls.

You really had me going. For a second I thought some of those people were going to, coining a phrase, come out for Trump. West Coast would fall off.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (H5rtT)

205 We've gone from Korean summit to IG Report to Border Outrage in less than a week.
Think about that.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (y8Foj)

206 What do we do with a pregnant sailor?


Whatever floats your boat.

Posted by: Stormy Dainels at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

207 >>>And one ugly dude. When you can play Hell Boy without makeup you are fugly

also, beauty and the beast tv show

Posted by: concrete girl at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (yzU5t)

208 I miss my Pasquini.

=

he's been dead for a while. 300+ years ?

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (bUjCl)

209 I miss my Pasquini.


Fancy pants.

Posted by: Bialetti at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (fuK7c)

210 My best memories of coffee were from a percolator. Even as a kid I understood if I could make coffee taste exactly the way it smelled while it was perking I would be richer than Howard Hughes.
Posted by: Damnedyankee


Richer than Howard Hughes and Rockefeller combined.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (6NpxV)

211 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at June 18, 2018 01:50 PM (9vQJW)

212 191 My question is why aren't we offering gender assignment surgery to those jailed kids? Not doing so is just as bad as Hitler, maybe worse.
Posted by: Ripley at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (MxEKc)


We could just convince them to identify as being in the U.S., and then ship their asses back to Mexico.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 18, 2018 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

213

Nook

Posted by: Soothi at June 18, 2018 01:50 PM (Neixe)

214 Thanks Moki!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2018 01:50 PM (zRZaJ)

215 What do we do with a pregnant sailor?

Posted by: Old Sea Chanty at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)

what's done is done

Posted by: runner at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (bUjCl)

216 See if you can find a Vintage Pyrex Glass Pot in a local Antique / Resale venue.

Probably run you 10 - 20 dollars.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (MkVJm)

217 205 We've gone from Korean summit to IG Report to Border Outrage in less than a week.
Think about that.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2018 01:49 PM (y8Foj)

---------------

Flinging spaghetti to see what sticks. So far, not having much luck, I would guess.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (qC1Sy)

218 Cages 4 Kids has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (2NqXo)

219 Nothing pervades a house with coffee aroma quite like a percolator.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (o2MD2)

220 Percolating coffee makes the best mouth feel (I know phrasing) as it is luxurious and smooth. Also takes all of the bitterness out of the flavor. YMMV

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (pw+jk)

221 He lives!

Ace nood

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (O9qtX)

222 188
Trump tweeted and spelled "Border" in "Border Security" as "BOARDER" and the Left is going nuts.


Prepare to repel BOARDERS!

Posted by: Captain Farragut at June 18, 2018 01:51 PM (syLv6)

223 "What do you do with a pregnant sailor,
What do you do with a pregnant sailor,
What do you do with a pregnant sailor,
Er-lie in the morning.

Hooray and up she rises!
Hooray and up she rises!
Hooray and up she rises!
Er-lie in the morning.

Someone had to do it, it was just to damned obvious

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 18, 2018 01:52 PM (37IEG)

224 If my family is any indication o the typical liberal mindset, looks like the Left is demoralized and feels defeated. Which is the best news I've ever gotten at a Father's Day event.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:36 PM (c+2jX)


========

All those months of hysterical shouting and disbelief have taken their toll. They're suffering from exhaustion.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 18, 2018 01:53 PM (/qEW2)

225
What do we do with a pregnant sailor?

Heave them by the leg in a runnin bowline?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2018 01:53 PM (10vO4)

226 In actuality, what is meant by the remark is that the OOD and the CIC Watch officer, who normally talk to each other via the 21MC (Bitch Box) to exchange radar and sensor generated information, and the analysis of such, did not in fact communicate with each other.

That doesn't preclude the possibility that one was mad at the other because she stole her Justin Trudeau Speedo Calendar.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2018 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)

227 I got the Farberware Classic Stainless Steel Yosemite 8-Cup Coffee Percolator at Amazon. So you can hit the Amazon button here at the HQ and give Ace some Valurite money.

Or order form Walmart if you don't like Amazon, since they have it too. And I got the price wrong. It's not 32 bucks-that was the price with coffee filters and a Coleman mug for my kid. It's 23 bucks.

Garrett will disapprove, but hey. I'll send him chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: moki


Go to Cabelas. Search "coffee pot". Two types of stainless steel pots.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2018 01:53 PM (6NpxV)

228 195 Has John McCain chimed in about the separation of families at the BOARDER?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2018 01:47 PM (y8Foj)

Yes, he said "WAGUM! SURK BLARKUM!" which his aides naturally translated into a paragraph about the dignity of all peoples. They've gotten good at that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2018 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

229 194... Another vote for that Farberware steel percolator. Makes the best coffee and it lasts for decades.

Posted by: JTB at June 18, 2018 01:54 PM (V+03K)

230 183 I don't grok cold brew.

But, I don't like cold coffee.
Posted by: garrett


No no no, you don't DRINK it cold -- you simply brew it cold. You can then later heat it up to your preference.

Cold brew is very very simple. Simpler than regular-brewing, actually.

Basically, just soak the ground in cold water overnight (12 hours is the recommended time). Then pour off the water --> that's your coffee.

It comes out very very concentrated - -about 3x the strength of regular coffee, essentially like coffee concentrate. But it's super-duper "smooth" - -the absence of heat means that not of the acrid bitterness gets leached out of the beans. So you get extra flavor but less harshness.

Store the concentrate in a bottle in the fridge. Then, as needed, pour it out in whatever proportion you want, and hat it up either on the stove or in the microwave.

The only hart part is the system for draining off the liquid. Best to buy one of the "Toddy" systems, which is basically just a big contained with a hole at the bottom, and you put a filter in there, and the uncork it after 12 hours. Works a teat.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:54 PM (c+2jX)

231 Works a teat.
Posted by: zombie


Typo? Or intentional?

Coffee with human milk as creamer?

Sounds good. So I'll leave the words as is, uncorrected.

Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:56 PM (c+2jX)

232

Repel Boarders!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2018 01:57 PM (IqV8l)

233 >>No no no, you don't DRINK it cold -- you simply brew it cold. You can then later heat it up to your preference.


That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: garrett at June 18, 2018 01:57 PM (MkVJm)

234 74
I'll give the Leftists some credit here, excellent coordination of getting their message out. Across the board, every type of media.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2018 01:32 PM (r+sAi)
-------------------------
Yes. Very well done.
Outside of rallying the usual troops from the MSM to Hollywood to Pope Franky, they've been especially effective at taking advantage of GOPe dupes and traitors.

The whole point of this obviously contrived hysteria, IMO,
is to get the GOP Congress to pass a rotten DACA bill.
This will surely depress the turnout for GOP reps in November.

It's an excellent ploy, much better than the usual Trayvon stuff they pull in election years. (That stuff hasn't worked very well lately.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 18, 2018 01:58 PM (0jtPF)

235 187 179 Quest for Fire was racist against Neanderthals. Portrayed them as stupid and cannibals. Well, they weren't stupid, but they were cannibals.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2018 01:45 PM (o2MD2)


Where were the GEICO Cavemen when we needed them?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2018 01:46 PM (ujg0T)

This sounds like a case for Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2018 01:59 PM (7HtZB)

236 Our parents knew what they were doing back in the day.
Posted by: moki
---
Save some clean, washed eggshells. Crush a few, add to the grounds, and perc away!

Posted by: N. at June 18, 2018 01:59 PM (q4aLM)

237 The best cup of coffee I ever had was in Japan. It was prepared at the table in a glass affair that looked like a scientific glass blower had made it. It also had a lab type alcohol burner.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 18, 2018 02:00 PM (xzqr4)

238 160
139 Rae Dawn gets done doggy style by the Neanderthals iirc....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2018 01:43 PM (LiyEm)

At the end she teaches Neanderthal boy about face-to-face.

Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 18, 2018 02:00 PM (iTpm7)

239 zombie, I simply assumed that was a regionalism.

Late Sixties, biker/surfer slang, much like a good thing was "bitchin," in these parts it was said to be "Tits."

The old band had a hard rockin song called "Tits on A Woodblock."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 02:04 PM (H5rtT)

240 "His dreams were to go on to University of Michigan after high school to play football and study forensic science." Warner-Lee told Detroit News."I believe he would have done both."

Justin Lee was permanently separated from his parents just the other day. He was run over by an illegal alien who left him in a ditch and tried to flee the country.

Yet not a peep from Michael Hayden.

Or Nancy Pelosi.

Or Laura Bush. *crickets*

BTW, the law President Trump is enforcing--it was signed by George W. Bush.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 18, 2018 02:05 PM (Ndje9)

241 IT WASN'T CALLED QUEST FOR NEW SEX POSITION, DAMMIT.

SHE HAD A FIRE KIT! THE BITCH COULD BLOW UP A FIRE!

DID WE EVEN WATCH THE SAME DAMN MOVIE?

ALSO, HOW ABOUT SOME CREDIT FOR TOM WAITS AND TED NUGENT.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 18, 2018 02:08 PM (H5rtT)

242

You want good tasting coffee for the whole pot then when it's done brewing, have that first cup then remove it from the heat.
Subsequent cups simply nuke--coffee won't get bitter from nuking due to the brevity of the reheat.
I've frequently stretched a pot over several hours (learned this at work) and the last cup is as good as the first.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 18, 2018 02:11 PM (S/hVx)

243 SHE HAD A FIRE KIT! THE BITCH COULD BLOW UP A FIRE!

What I find hilarious about that movie -- and this doesn't detract from my love for it -- is the comparative timelines.

Our tribe loses a battle, gets chased into a swamp, and its fire goes out. Our heroes set out to get new fire.

They walk through Africa, Scotland, and Canada. They have adventures with cannibals, mastodons, lions, Rae Dawn Chong's tribe, and bears.

There are signs that the seasons are changing so they have to go home.

And then they go home and everyone is still shivering on the same little swamp island.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2018 02:14 PM (fuK7c)

244 We need more abortions to make room for more immigrants. Can't you people understand simple logic?
So, to get ahead of the curve, we will start by importing beige, and darker, abortionists. Then we draw random names of pasty-white abortionists from Chicagoland and the Twin Cities, send them south.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 18, 2018 02:19 PM (RuIsu)

245 Nope. Not a mention. It's a failed attempt at national-out-rage-narrative. No one gives a shit -- even liberals. This meme will be dropped pretty quickly. Especially since it's backfiring as everyone notes that the same thing happened under Obama.
Posted by: zombie at June 18, 2018 01:40 PM (c+2jX)

---

Good to know the Twitter Outrage Brigades aren't translating to the real world. (As usual, as has been already noted) The proglodytes there seem to be pretending it never happened until now.

They're also playing make-believe that, like, it was /totally/ different when Clinton's administration quite literally ripped a kid from his grandparents' arms -- the only family he really knew -- because they were "returning" him to a sperm donor he had never met as far as I know. (And from what I understand, said sperm donor had forgotten all about his son until his butt buddy Castro thought it would make a great propaganda piece for the folks back home and the tankies abroad)

But, leftists are More Compassionate Than Thou, and totally not attempting to distract normies from their actual sociopathy. Nope, not at all.

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 18, 2018 03:04 PM (yWWaf)

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