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Copley Mrs Quincey.jpg

Mrs Samuel Quincy
John Singleton Copley

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Got it

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:30 AM (2CQCl)

2 YNot greedy like others...so call the masses

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:31 AM (2CQCl)

3 She's man, Baby!

Posted by: DamnCat at June 21, 2018 09:31 AM (TVknX)

4 Now I know why shoulder pads were invented.

Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)

5 Ah, Okey dokey....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 21, 2018 09:32 AM (7LY+6)

6 Oh please, not Copley.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 09:32 AM (/qEW2)

7 That's not a chick...

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:32 AM (72PAC)

8 Post-op portrait.
Used to be Mr. Samuel Quincy.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:32 AM (hMwEB)

9 Shoulders Optional

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2018 09:33 AM (Y9uH4)

10 Sturdy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 21, 2018 09:33 AM (5jVnA)

11 Best of luck, Mr. Quincy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

12 Cannibal Bob, how's the carnivorous life going?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:33 AM (hMwEB)

13 You're right Damncat...that is a trannie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (2CQCl)

14 Yikes...poor Mr. Quincy.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (Enq6K)

15 And secretary to Mr. Drysdale.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (oVJmc)

16 That hat says saucy though.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (yL25O)

17 Is that Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (7ZVPa)

18 We sure this person is a Mrs.?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (mk7Bj)

19 Is her head sewn on? It would explain much.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

20 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 09:35 AM (OZZ16)

21 How does one get a necklace to stay in place that high up?

I guess having an adam's apple helps.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2018 09:35 AM (yL25O)

22 You can see the Adam's apple.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 09:35 AM (OZZ16)

23 I'm $ure $he ha$ a terrific per$onality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (oVJmc)

24 Mr. Samuel Quincy must have had one Hell of a strong stomach.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (fiGNd)

25 Plain and matronly, but I'll bet she was a tiger in the sack! (No, I have nothing constructive to say. Constructive is going to have to wait until September at the earliest.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (RD7QR)

26 Posted by: TexasDan


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (OZZ16)

27 19 Is her head sewn on? It would explain much.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

Portraitshop, a precursor to Photoshop.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (hMwEB)

28 Pictures like this only confirm that the trap issue has been with us for 1000's of years.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (E4NQ0)

29 She's hot.

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at June 21, 2018 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

30 Ain't she a dandy?
--Doc Holiday

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 21, 2018 09:37 AM (roQNm)

31 Mrs. Samuel Quincey is just what Samuel Quincey tells people to call him when he dresses up in a dress and has his picture painted.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 09:37 AM (mk7Bj)

32 The word that comes to mind immediately is "Flouncing".

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 09:37 AM (V2Yro)

33 Hey VM! I'm shooting for first of July for the full Monte but I am mostly there anyway. Salad and meat every night. Love eggs in am, and hard boiled for snacks. Tuna for lunch. Looking fo deals on eta and pork is cheap and I loves me some pork chops. It will fit my lifestyle.

btw. What gaaaainzzzz have you seen?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (2CQCl)

34 "We sure this person is a Mrs.?"

Who are we to say that she isn't
Gender fluidity, you're soaking in it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (EyPfd)

35 The face that launched a thousand ships, to South America, Australia and China

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (LISuA)

36 And secretary to Mr. Drysdale.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:34 AM (oVJmc)


Exactly what I thought.

Posted by: Bert G at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (uiwCw)

37 26 Posted by: TexasDan


*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (OZZ16)

...

We're keepin' em in stitches.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (yL25O)

38 Now I know why shoulder pads were invented.
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)

And falsies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (WFV7d)

39 Isn't it ironic

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (9KUj4)

40 She was rich enuf to commission a Copley portrait. Plus I'm sure she was related to a couple of Presidents. I doubt she lacked for gentlemen callers.

Posted by: strawdog at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (Cssks)

41 Xhe would look better in a finger hat.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (2CQCl)

42 I'd hit it

Posted by: His Royal Highness, Barack I at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (LISuA)

43 38 Now I know why shoulder pads were invented.
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)

And falsies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (WFV7d)

And muzzles.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (5jVnA)

44 She looks like she's ready to party.

Posted by: Jabroni at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (ZkXzk)

45 This is what I call "Barry's kind of woman."

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (mk7Bj)

46 "And muzzles."

And bags

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (EyPfd)

47 I'd hit it
Posted by: His Royal Highness, Barack I


Yeah. There is a striking resemblance to Moochele.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (OZZ16)

48 Handsome.

I believe that's what they called ugly women back then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (lSrgA)

49 CNN all on about Steve Schmidt leaving the GOP.

Well.

I wonder how the GOP will ever win a Presidential campaign without his great eminence on board.

Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (Z5y53)

50 And muzzles."

And bags
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (EyPfd)


And cheap whiskey

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (mk7Bj)

51 She's hot!

Posted by: Ray Charles at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (oVJmc)

52 Kinda artsy for the the thread fit. Just saw the ending of Small Town Girl withe Jane Powell and Farley Granger. Granger and I presume his mother walk into a small town church (looks like oldtime Presbyterian), looks like Easter, where the choir is finishing up the Hallelujah Chorus. I told Mrs. E that movie won't no way be made in horryweird today. We are going to the range this morning to burn up .22lr, 7.62X39, and 9mm. Rained 2 inches in ETEX yesterday today is range day.

Posted by: Eromero at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (zLDYs)

53 She may be holding flowers in her left hand but she's got a derringer in the right, so watch your step gentlemen!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (LISuA)

54 Not Copley again....

At least it's not Fancy Boy Boylston this time, I guess....

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (WDCYi)

55 She was rich enuf to commission a Copley portrait. Plus I'm sure she was related to a couple of Presidents. I doubt she lacked for gentlemen callers.

Posted by: strawdog at June 21, 2018 09:39 AM (Cssks)


The secret is my perfume.

I call it ...Eu de Large Fucking Stacks of Cash.

Posted by: Mrs. Samuel Quincy at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (fiGNd)

56 A handsome woman.

Posted by: Toad-O at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (cct0t)

57 As amateur of fact, some fashions are made for certain types of women.


She would probably look quite fetching in something from say.....the Middle East.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM (EyPfd)

58 Copleys don't grow on trees. I doubt her husband had to do a lot of yard work himself.

Posted by: strawdog at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (Cssks)

59 Shes hot!

Posted by: Secretariat at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

60 Handsome.

I believe that's what they called ugly women back then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (lSrgA)

But she had a great personality.

Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (0+nbW)

61 Copley should have hired someone to paint the heads. He just sucks at that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (/qEW2)

62 Looks more like Quincy, M.E.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (kqsXK)

63 I was wondering that were the butt of a pistol hiding behind the ruffle on her right sleeve.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (WFV7d)

64 Quoting from Seinfeld: Breathtaking.

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (G0vdT)

65 btw. What gaaaainzzzz have you seen?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (2CQCl)

no more anemia
no more abdominal aches and discomfort
more energy
emotionally so much more even keeled, unless I get hangry
my bp meds are 1/4 of the original dosage

I lost weight at first, seemed to have gained most of it back, but redistributed, because I am a size down in clothes - I think I probably also gained bone mass

I also don't seem to be getting the sun rash I used to get every spring/summer

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)

66 She was born with no collar bone.

Posted by: Secretariat at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (oVJmc)

67 Poor lady. She was not attractive.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (Phln5)

68 Having had my fill of Mrs. Quincy I do have to compliment Copley. He's got skillz. The fabric and the light on her face are both excellent. Perhaps, if he paints long enough, they might name a busy intersection after him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (LISuA)

69 I'm $ure $he ha$ a terrific per$onality.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM

Stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (p+Wdc)

70 Beautiful dress though

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2018 09:44 AM (Phln5)

71

I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 21, 2018 09:44 AM (mPeei)

72 That's not a neck, it's a plinth.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

73 67 Poor lady. She was not attractive.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (Phln5)

Hey. If you can't say something nice, then you fit right in.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (5jVnA)

74 "Poor lady. She was not attractive."

My understanding was that she was not poor.

Money is a force multiplier, when it comes to physical looks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (EyPfd)

75 I believe this portrait was done in her 29th year.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (LISuA)

76 Ha ha, Copley! The most uncompromising portrait artist of his time...gotta love it...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (AM1GF)

77 This morning on the radio, on a news break, I heard an outright lie. It said that President Trump signed an EO "reversing his policy of separating".

Your Lying Ass Media Establishment: LAME.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (vDqXW)

78 Not Copley again....



At least it's not Fancy Boy Boylston this time, I guess....

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM


Is this art we're talking about, or a map of Back Bay?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (p+Wdc)

79 The bank is calling in my loans.

She's not unattractive, really.

I may lose my house.

Rather pretty when you think on it.

My attorney called. The IRS is referring me for criminal prosecution.

Will you marry me?

Posted by: strawdog at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (Cssks)

80 Meh, 2.5 / 10.
Still would. Maybe.
Probably.
Why not?

Posted by: Arch Stanton at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (Wffkg)

81 Money is a force multiplier, when it comes to physical looks.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (EyPfd)

0 x 1,000,000 is still 0.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 09:46 AM (mk7Bj)

82
Pinto from Animal House is a cross-dresser?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 09:46 AM (XWkhW)

83 Pro Tip - if one is not photogenic, such as myself ... avoid that shit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:46 AM (fiGNd)

84 consider that Copley probably painted the most attractive version of her that he could

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:47 AM (hMwEB)

85 I am sure her dowry was impressive.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:47 AM (bUjCl)

86

Bless Mrs. Quincy's Heart - a limerick

Her appearance is not quite spectacular
And I don't think that I'd like to tackle 'er
She's really not appealing
But I mustn't hurt her feelings
She's "handsome" (to use the vernacular)

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 09:47 AM (m45I2)

87 Geez. Either this guy couldn't paint women or he had some really ugly models.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 09:47 AM (xjiRE)

88 Is it just me or were most of those olden timey people remarkably homely?

Posted by: Random Lurker Commenter at June 21, 2018 09:47 AM (oLa9K)

89 Handsome.
I believe that's what they called ugly women back then.
=====

Very handsome. Look at the jewelry, gold sleeve garters, pearls, diamonds, gold trim on riding coat, lotsa lace, etc. A very handsome prize wearing her net worth.

Interesting on the Copley portraits because women in middle age didn't have cosmetics, etc. Wonder how they got rid of the moustaches?

Technically very nice, but a little too sure of her worth without the humor or other interests.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (MIKMs)

90 Pinto from Animal House is a cross-dresser?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 09:46 AM (XWkhW)

God that was bothering me so much. Yes. This is who it looks like.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (mk7Bj)

91 h.t. Cicero @48 for the limerick inspiration.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (m45I2)

92 She makes Miss Jane Hathaway look good.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (vDqXW)

93 I am sure her dowry was impressive.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:47 AM


I'm just not seeing the yuuge tracts of land.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (p+Wdc)

94
65 btw. What gaaaainzzzz have you seen?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:38 AM (2CQCl)

no more anemia
no more abdominal aches and discomfort
more energy
emotionally so much more even keeled, unless I get hangry
my bp meds are 1/4 of the original dosage

I lost weight at first, seemed to have gained most of it back, but redistributed, because I am a size down in clothes - I think I probably also gained bone mass

I also don't seem to be getting the sun rash I used to get every spring/summer

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:43 AM (hMwEB)






votermom's on the Cannibal Bob Long Pig Diet?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (XWkhW)

95 Shelley Duvall.

Posted by: doomed at June 21, 2018 09:49 AM (UW4Uc)

96 Great in the sack tho...

Posted by: CSMBigBird at June 21, 2018 09:49 AM (jsWA8)

97 votermom's on the Cannibal Bob Long Pig Diet?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (XWkhW)

sshhhh

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:49 AM (hMwEB)

98 I think her eyes are following me...creepy

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:50 AM (bUjCl)

99
95 Shelley Duvall.

Posted by: doomed at June 21, 2018 09:49 AM (UW4Uc)






No chicklets for teeth.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 09:50 AM (XWkhW)

100 I sure hope she was from serious money...

Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2018 09:50 AM (IiR2y)

101 *looks at net worth*

A fine figure of a woman!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (hMwEB)

102 Mr. Samuel Quincy

https://tinyurl.com/ydfpb9oz

This may be the same Samuel Quincy who was a friend of Adams and Hancock, was actually a Tory, and abandoned the lady up top and their chillen, to evacuate Loyalists to England. According to The Patriot Ledger, he never returned.

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

103 Seriously ... that could easily be a flouncy dude.

Easily.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (fiGNd)

104 Prince Charles is finally transitioning.

Posted by: Fritz at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (2Mnv1)

105 You people have got to quit abandoning a post without leaving a forwarding address.

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (HDCbD)

106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

107 I'm just not seeing the yuuge tracts of land.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 09:48 AM (p+Wdc)

Squint a little, use your imagination - presto !

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (bUjCl)

108 Apparently, this was the last portrait of a woman (?) that Copley ever painted. The word on the street was "He paints what he sees!" What woman wants that?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (9BLnV)

109 This may be the same Samuel Quincy who was a friend of Adams and Hancock, was actually a Tory, and abandoned the lady up top and their chillen, to evacuate Loyalists to England. According to The Patriot Ledger, he never returned.

Posted by: Kris


I can't imagine why... :eyeroll:

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (AM1GF)

110 48 Handsome.

I believe that's what they called ugly women back then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 09:40 AM (lSrgA)

Especially if they could afford to commission a Copley.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (RD7QR)

111 I'm $ure $he ha$ a terrific per$onality.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2018 09:36 AM (oVJmc)
----------

Mr. Peebles, bringing it as always.

Is it me, or are the proportions off? And yes, she's not a very pretty lady, but that dress is lovely.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (rhdgT)

112 >>Great in the sack tho...

There aren't enough bags.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (/tuJf)

113 According to The Patriot Ledger, he never returned.

=

the old "I am gonna get some smokes" ploy

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:53 AM (bUjCl)

114 O/T

As it turns out, US based airlines do not actually know if they have ever had Illegal Alien children on board for return to their home country.

Whole thing based on some flight attendants seeing groups of children on board who they thought MIGHT have been illegals.


https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=388660

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:53 AM (EyPfd)

115 Money is a force multiplier, when it comes to physical looks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (EyPfd)


To quote Grandfather Poppins, "Ten inches of wallet gets you further than ten inches of cock any day."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (kqsXK)

116 102 Mr. Samuel Quincy

https://tinyurl.com/ydfpb9oz


==

he looks like a player
poor Mrs

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (hMwEB)

117 59 Shes hot


Posted by: Secretariat at June 21, 2018 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

And finishes strong in the stretch!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (2CQCl)

118 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

Americans suck at it.

That's the only reason lefties like it.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (WDCYi)

119 As it turns out, US based airlines do not actually know if they have ever had Illegal Alien children on board for return to their home country.

Whole thing based on some flight attendants seeing groups of children on board who they thought MIGHT have been illegals.


https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=388660

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


So what you're saying is...they engaged in racial profiling...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (AM1GF)

120
Mrs. Samuel Quincy hasn't gotten any more attractive since her first time on the Mid-Morning Open Thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (BWL+E)

121 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

There's a real good reason why most soccer fans are drunk and combative: it's the only way to experience soccer without falling into a coma.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

122 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

-
Same basic instinct as when you throw a tennis ball around a dog.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 09:55 AM (+y/Ru)

123 76 Ha ha, Copley! The most uncompromising portrait artist of his time...gotta love it...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 09:45 AM (AM1GF)

It may be an American thing. Where the Europeans wanted to portray a mask of nobility, sophistication, and aristocratic tastes, the Colonies, especially in Boston, wanted more realistic, down-to-earth, Common-Man imagery. Copley seems to have been the go-to-guy for this idea.

That and all the cool people went to him.

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

124 willowed...

That was delicious, MP4. I did not know Mitchum could sing.

And he's even sexier doing it.

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2018 09:55 AM (HDCbD)

125 Thanks VM. Going to make beef jerky this weekend and start off with a whole turkey just for me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:55 AM (2CQCl)

126 Egad, that's a homely woman... if it IS a woman.

I continue to contend, most portraits are not art. They're product.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)

127 Soccer is as big a scam as global warming.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (7HtZB)

128 125 Thanks VM. Going to make beef jerky this weekend and start off with a whole turkey just for me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:55 AM (2CQCl)

Erdogan? I can't imagine he'd taste any good...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (WDCYi)

129 Anyone call this a portrait of Rod Rosenstein yet?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (jjaLl)

130 Looks like Prince Charles in drag.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (l5hQl)

131 You know, looking at her picture I started thinking about what cosmetic surgery could have done for this woman, had she lived in the 21st century. Why, with a face transplant and a body transplant she could have really turned some heads.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (9BLnV)

132 >>>Ha ha, Copley! The most uncompromising portrait artist of his time...gotta love it...

It defies the odds that all the women that commissioned portraits from him looked like men. I think he had some secret perversion going on, or he was just really bad with faces.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 09:58 AM (/qEW2)

133 Early iteration of Miss Jane Hathaway?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 21, 2018 09:58 AM (mQ0Mc)

134 Erdogan? I can't imagine he'd taste any good...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (WDCYi)

He's the jerk in jerky.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:58 AM (2CQCl)

135 I went to a soccer match once. All the scoring occurred while I was in the bathroom.

Posted by: Flo Max at June 21, 2018 09:58 AM (XcgmW)

136 It defies the odds that all the women that commissioned portraits from him looked like men.

No, really - they were mostly just hideous.

Posted by: John Copley at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (fiGNd)

137 I continue to contend, most portraits are not art. They're product.

Posted by: BurtTC


If you get paid for it, it's product. And since most "art" is created in exchange for pay...well, let's just embrace the healing power of "&" and be done with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)

138 Where does the word jerk come form anyway?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (2CQCl)

139
Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

Americans suck at it.

That's the only reason lefties like it.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (WDCYi)





Second reason: Because real Americans hate it.

Third reason: When you're eight years old, it's fun to play, because it's 90 minutes of furious chaos on the field.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (XWkhW)

140 Banastre Tarleton, incognito.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (Bdeb0)

141 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

I know. If I want to watch grown men try to put a round-ish object into a goal, I'll watch hockey (although the Sabres aren't making it easy). If I want to watch Aussies do it, I'll watch rugby.

Soccer just seems meh to me. No offense to those in the Horde who like the game.

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

142 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?



I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)


Soccer is awfully fun to play. And it's not as boring to watch when you are right there on the sidelines, observing the game from ground level (either as a spectator or as a "player" who isn't in the starting lineup).

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (9chmE)

143 if go all protein diet, better have well functioning kidneys - it's not for everyone

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (bUjCl)

144 What's new in the world.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (V+Su2)

145 Soccer is as big a scam as global warming.

-
Another way the NFL is evil. You know how many female players they have? Zero! It's almost as if they don't realize that men and women are equal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

146 >>138 Where does the word jerk come form anyway? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (2CQCl)

From "The Jerk," starring Steve Martin.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)

147 It defies the odds that all the women that commissioned portraits from him looked like men. I think he had some secret perversion going on, or he was just really bad with faces.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Keep in mind, there hadn't been a century and a half of immigration to mellow out the gene pool yet...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 10:00 AM (AM1GF)

148 Who put dat horse in a dress?

Posted by: Rapper Formerly Known as Alive at June 21, 2018 10:00 AM (XcgmW)

149 I will not tell her of the waters of my homeworld.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 21, 2018 10:00 AM (sjdRT)

150 Egad, that's a homely woman... if it IS a woman.

I continue to contend, most portraits are not art. They're product.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 09:56 AM (9chmE)

Well, if he had a digital portrait camera he could have airbrushed the homely out of it. They just didn't have that technology at the time and wouldn't for another 25 years.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:00 AM (9BLnV)

151 It defies the odds that all the women that commissioned portraits
from him looked like men. I think he had some secret perversion going
on, or he was just really bad with faces.
=====

His young ones are pretty. Older women can look like men when hormones start retreating.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (MIKMs)

152
I went to a soccer match once. All the scoring occurred while I was in the bathroom.

Posted by: Flo Max at June 21, 2018 09:58 AM (XcgmW)


You'll be back on the field in two toe taps!

Posted by: Senator Larry Craig at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (LISuA)

153 Soccer is as big a scam as global warming.



If foosball players were soccer players:

http://bit.ly/2tghihU

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (OZZ16)

154 I am sure her dowry was impressive.
Posted by: runner


********


I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie - a limerick

The future Mrs. Quincy, Jane Lowery
With her garments all lacy and flowery
I don't like to boast
But what attracted me most
Was the mindboggling size of her...uh...dowry!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)

155 132 >>>Ha ha, Copley! The most uncompromising portrait artist of his time...gotta love it...

It defies the odds that all the women that commissioned portraits from him looked like men. I think he had some secret perversion going on, or he was just really bad with faces.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 09:58 AM (/qEW2)

Eh, maybe he only studied male anatomy. Or maybe he just liked painting plain women. Some men appreciate inner beauty. Or maybe he was just an asshole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

156 since her first time on the Mid-Morning Open Thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 09:54 AM (BWL+E)

You may be confusing her with another Copley. I try not to repeat...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)

157 Holy Crap! Trump killed Coco the gorilla who could do sign language!

Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (Ai1hj)

158 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Shudders at sight of painting.
Morning Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (0tfLf)

159 I ent to an update NY soccer school. Was #1 nationally 2 years out of 4 I was there. Coach went on to coach professionally. All the players were form SA and majored in Latin American Studies.

Amazing play as long as you sat with hot chicks and had plenty of Boones Farm.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (2CQCl)

160 She has Alanis Morissette eyes. Not ironic, just unfortunate.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (RuIsu)

161 Soccer is awfully fun to play. And it's not as boring to watch when you are right there on the sidelines, observing the game from ground level (either as a spectator or as a "player" who isn't in the starting lineup).
Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (9chmE)

Yeah, and the alcohol, crack and meth really help the fans get into the game. Then into the post-game brawls.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (9BLnV)

162 Miss Jane Hathaway + Chelsea Hubble Clinton = Mrs. Samuel Quincy

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (mQ0Mc)

163 Started looking at Copley's complete works. Wow - there's this one's a stunner compared to some.

Mrs. Richard Skinner looked nice, though.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (fiGNd)

164
Or maybe he was just an asshole.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (RD7QR)






He was an artist. Being an asshole is a job requirement.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (XWkhW)

165 Another way the NFL is evil. You know how many female players they have? Zero! It's almost as if they don't realize that men and women are equal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

Watching a 150 lb. woman try to tackle a 300 lb. man would be hilarious, tho.

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

166 From "The Jerk," starring Steve Martin.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)


And Bernadette Peters:

https://tinyurl.com/y7cuw42s

https://tinyurl.com/y854wptc

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (kqsXK)

167 Cavil - Last thread: That whole "Right side of History" crap is only talked about by people who wouldn't know the right side of history if it smacked 'em in the head
---------

If you haven't read it, Jim Goad, "Happy to be on the Wrong Side of History" https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7oppsu8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (1iicH)

168 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?
--

Check out youtube where soccer virtuosos do magic tricks with their feet and a ball. Skip all the running back and forth; just hit the highlights.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (roQNm)

169 Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)

*Applause!!*

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:03 AM (bUjCl)

170 As it turns out, US based airlines do not actually know if they have ever had Illegal Alien children on board for return to their home country.

Whole thing based on some flight attendants seeing groups of children on board who they thought MIGHT have been illegals.


https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=388660
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 09:53 AM (EyPfd)

And who is say those ninos are not unaccompanied alien children being returned home to be reunited with their parents?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:03 AM (WFV7d)

171 What's new in the world.

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Hmmmm....let's see.....

You-know whom will NEVER be president

The other ninny isn't dead yet.....

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2018 10:03 AM (kBQ3p)

172 The allure of soccer - hooliganism.

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:03 AM (bUjCl)

173
You may be confusing her with another Copley. I try not to repeat...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)


Copley and Associates: The We Paint Ugly Women people!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 10:04 AM (BWL+E)

174
I continue to contend, most portraits are not art. They're product.



Posted by: BurtTC



If you get paid for it, it's product. And since most "art" is
created in exchange for pay...well, let's just embrace the healing power
of "" and be done with it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (AM1GF)


Except it's not about the right side of the equation, it's the left. I'm perfectly fine with getting paid. I like money.


What I don't care for, is endless walls of portraits in museums, of long dead nobodies (who were "somebodies in their lifetimes). In some ways, I'd rather look at the walls themselves, as no doubt some master craftsmen painted and sculpted woodwork, as full of talent as the pictures.


There's just no art in most of it. None. It's dead nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:04 AM (9chmE)

175 Holy Crap! Trump killed Coco the gorilla who could do sign language!
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy
-------------

Worse, he ran over Coco's pet kitten with his gold-plated limousine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:04 AM (1iicH)

176 Man, just stare at "her" face for a while....you start to see her head is pointing straight ahead but her face is pointing to the right!!!


Creepy.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 10:04 AM (jjaLl)

177 This could easily be the prototype of the mechanical inflatable dancing grumby seen outside of many car dealerships.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM (E4NQ0)

178 Oh come on, there's no ottoman or finger-hat! Quit complaining...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM (AM1GF)

179 Oh, Muldoon...you're killing me!

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM (HDCbD)

180
Meh. He's no John Singer Sargent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM (BWL+E)

181 There's just no art in most of it. None. It's dead nothing.
Posted by: BurtTC
-------------

Pfft. Prole. What do you know?

Posted by: Jackson Pollock at June 21, 2018 10:06 AM (1iicH)

182 Is this what is meant by she is a "handsome" woman?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 10:06 AM (zRZaJ)

183 CNN all on about Steve Schmidt leaving the GOP.

Well.

I wonder how the GOP will ever win a Presidential campaign without his great eminence on board.
Posted by: blaster at June 21, 2018 09:41 AM

This is the second biggest blow to the GOP, next to Morning Joe's departure. I may have to look Steve up to see who he is.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 10:06 AM (2NqXo)

184

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)

Americans suck at it.

That's the only reason lefties like it.


--

Not entirely true. FIFA also gives the Clinton Foundation a run for its money in terms of corruption, graft, and bribery.

So that's 2 reasons.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2018 10:06 AM (mk7Bj)

185 Where does the word asshole come from anyway?

Posted by: Calamity Bob at June 21, 2018 10:06 AM (XcgmW)

186 >>Watching a 150 lb. woman try to tackle a 300 lb. man would be hilarious, tho. Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (OyyDO)

Or watching a 300 lb. man tackle a 150 lb woman: An object in motion tends to stay in motion.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:06 AM (Bdeb0)

187 Man, just stare at "her" face for a while....you start to see her head is pointing straight ahead but her face is pointing to the right!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 10:04 AM (jjaLl)
-----------

That's so her eyes can follow you all around the room. And then out the door.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:07 AM (rhdgT)

188 Meh. He's no John Singer Sargent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM

Nobody but nobody could paint fabric like Sargent. I do like this dress, though.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 21, 2018 10:07 AM (2NqXo)

189 Soccer with shock collars. Action begins about 1:30.

https://youtu.be/HuKva8GUwBk

Best game I ever saw.

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

190 >>>>Or watching a 300 lb. man tackle a 150 lb woman: An object in motion tends to stay in motion.


And the 150 lb object in this scenario tends to be really flat.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 10:07 AM (jjaLl)

191 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM


1. Both the boring nature, and the nanciness were major contributors to the development of rugby.

2. If you really want to burn 90 minutes watching 16 guys trying to score, go to a local bar.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (ctuyM)

192 This is the second biggest blow to the GOP, next to Morning Joe's departure. I may have to look Steve up to see who he is."

John McCain's right hand man. No shit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (k1TUh)

193 I wanna know what Samuel Quincy looks like...to have landed such a catch.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (mQ0Mc)

194 Oh come on, there's no ottoman or finger-hat! Quit complaining...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM (AM1GF)
--------

Yeah, what was with that gawdawful finger-hat thing yesterday? Talk about creepy. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (rhdgT)

195 Bernadette Peters was nothing short of brilliant.

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (HDCbD)

196 Wow.

I mean, well, uh, okay then.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (yBgib)

197 I know. If I want to watch grown men try to put a round-ish object into a goal, I'll watch hockey (although the Sabres aren't making it easy). If I want to watch Aussies do it, I'll watch rugby.

Soccer just seems meh to me. No offense to those in the Horde who like the game.
Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

There is more action during a two-minute power play in hockey than there is in an entire soccer match. And all players, and the puck, move at lightspeed compared to soccer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (WFV7d)

198 Even the UN can sometimes step on a rake.

https://fxn.ws/2Mb60CH

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (EyPfd)

199 That's so her eyes can follow you all around the room. And then out the door.





Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:07 AM (rhdgT)



ACCCCKKKK!!!!!! I just tested that theory and you're right! She won't stop staring at me!!!

She's eating my soul!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (jjaLl)

200 Or watching a 300 lb. man tackle a 150 lb woman: An object in motion tends to stay in motion.

-
Mack Truck v. Volkswagen Beetle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

201 Bernadette Peters was nothing short of brilliant.

--

Remember when she played Regan from The Exorcist on The Carol Burnett Show? Very talented lady.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (mQ0Mc)

202 167 If you haven't read it, Jim Goad, "Happy to be on the Wrong Side of History" https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7oppsu8



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 21, 2018 10:02 AM (1iicH)

F***, can we NOT bring Jim Goad all up in here?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (WDCYi)

203 To the 'ron or 'ette who suggested The Expanse last night on the Happy Fun Thread, thank you. Watched two episodes. Enjoyed it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:10 AM (OZZ16)

204 Where does the word jerk come form anyway?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (2CQCl)

jerk - "tedious and ineffectual person," 1935, American English carnival slang, of uncertain origin. Perhaps from jerkwater "petty, inferior, insignificant" [Barnhart, OED]; alternatively from, or influenced by, verbal phrase jerk off "masturbate" [Rawson]. The lyric in "Big Rock Candy Mountain," sometimes offered as evidence of earlier use, apparently is "Where they hung the Turk [not jerk] that invented work."

I'm thinking it was actually derived somehow from the "soda jerk". Some beta thought working at the soda fountain would get him some action. Unfortunately, his glasses, greasy hair, pimples, corduroy pants, Schwinn bicycle at the age of 18, and lack of understanding of the female hindbrain earned him an unfortunate sobriquet.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:10 AM (9BLnV)

205 >>191 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me? Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM

The acting is superior (if you're into that kind of acting).

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:10 AM (Bdeb0)

206 189 Soccer with shock collars. Action begins about 1:30.

https://youtu.be/HuKva8GUwBk

Best game I ever saw.
Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

Now THAT I would watch the heck out of.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:11 AM (72PAC)

207 178 Oh come on, there's no ottoman or finger-hat! Quit complaining...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 10:05 AM (AM1GF)

I'd take those any day of the week over another Copley.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:11 AM (WDCYi)

208 >>F***, can we NOT bring Jim Goad all up in here? Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (WDCYi)

Jim Goad. Jim Goad. Jim Goad.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:11 AM (Bdeb0)

209 129
Anyone call this a portrait of Rod Rosenstein yet?


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 09:57 AM (jjaLl)

I thought I'd seen her/him/it before!

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 21, 2018 10:11 AM (yPxXc)

210 Yeah, what was with that gawdawful finger-hat thing yesterday? Talk about creepy. Yeesh.



That finger hat was supposed to be thrown into a mob of pink pussy hats.....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:11 AM (OZZ16)

211 168 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?
_____________________________________________

Best acting in the world.

The players are barely touched by an opponent and fall to the ground writhing in excruciating pain.

They also walk around -- all 140 pounds worth in their silk shorts and flowing locks of hair-- and act all badass as though are Beowulf and Chuck Norris combined.

Then, when they lose, they act like someone has ripped their hearts out, crying and kneeling on the field and appealing to God to remove the injustice in their life.

Pitiful.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (ATVNj)

212 I wanna know what Samuel Quincy looks like...to have landed such a catch.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM

He opened his wallet and there she was.

Posted by: Redd Foxx at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (2NqXo)

213 John McCain's right hand man.

-
John McCain has a right hand? Or right anything?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)

214 If I want to watch Aussies do it, I'll watch rugby.
Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM


If you really want to watch the Aussies "do it", you'll need to be present around sheep.

Posted by: All Blacks at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (ctuyM)

215 191 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM "

Okay, seriously, the allure is that if you're in some 3rd world shithole, and none of the kids have anything to wear except maybe one pair of dirty shorts and a torn t-shirt, and some old raggedy ball floats up on the surf, you still have more than enough equipment to play the game. And the bigger the teams, the better, since your village always has at least 20 or 30 kids wandering around with nothing to do but cause trouble.

Who cares if anyone scores? The only point is to keep the kids busy enough so that they don't go around starting fires and stealing chickens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (k1TUh)

216 Yeah, what was with that gawdawful finger-hat thing yesterday? Talk about creepy. Yeesh.



Posted by: bluebell


Yeah, but her nostrils were SPOTLESS !

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (kBQ3p)

217 MANFACE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (Pi667)

218
Hooligan's Island - a limerick

I just don't 'get' soccer and still
Some folks think it's chock full of thrills
The field is called a 'pitch'
Players flop around like fish
And they're happy when the score is nil-nil

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

219 193 I wanna know what Samuel Quincy looks like...to have landed such a catch.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (mQ0Mc)

Somebody linked his portrait above. Looked like a handsome and intelligent man so I'm thinking that his marriage to the missus was, uh, strategic. The fact that he bolted for London during the Revolution without her tells me that it wasn't exactly a love match.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

220 There is more action during a two-minute power play
in hockey than there is in an entire soccer match. And all players, and
the puck, move at lightspeed compared to soccer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (WFV7d)


Hockey is anarchy. Soccer is a committee meeting.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:13 AM (9chmE)

221
Unfortunately, his glasses, greasy hair, pimples, corduroy pants, Schwinn bicycle at the age of 18, and lack of understanding of the female hindbrain earned him an unfortunate sobriquet.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:10 AM (9BLnV)


Hey, that's me you're talking about!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 10:13 AM (BWL+E)

222 And they're happy when the score is nil-nil
Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)
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All three of our girls played soccer for an interminable number of years. I can't tell you how many games I saw that ended that way. Especially frustrating if we had to drive a long distance to get there.

Give me baseball any day.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:14 AM (rhdgT)

223 I can see Pinto from Animal House but I also see Stuart from The Big Bang Theory... either way there's not enough alcohol in the world that could get me to hit that...

Posted by: Freedomlost at June 21, 2018 10:14 AM (mqe/S)

224 LiB @201

I don't recall that. ThaNks for mentioning it. Going to see if it's on YT.

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2018 10:15 AM (HDCbD)

225 197 There is more action during a two-minute power play in hockey than there is in an entire soccer match. And all players, and the puck, move at lightspeed compared to soccer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (WFV7d)


Obviously somebody has never watched the Ottawa Senators.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:15 AM (WDCYi)

226 http://bit.ly/2K8dh5E
=====
Late-Night Hosts Slam Trump's Border Order: 'No More Baby Internment Camps, Just Regular Internment Camps'

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 10:15 AM (y3aQB)

227 Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

Has anyone presented Muldoon with an award yet, cuz this one is *chef kiss*.

A whole thesis in just five lines. Brilliant!

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

228
Greetings fappers and fappees.

That is an interesting painting. Looks like whoever drew it did her face last.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (HaL55)

229 lovin' it!

Posted by: guillotine at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (Y274z)

230 There's just no art in most of it. None. It's dead nothing. "

The great masters can put life into their portraits, like Rembrandt. But its rare.

and on the other hand, while I don't dispute that there is "art" in Picasso's portraits, I'd much rather look at some of the boring ones, if I have to choose.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (k1TUh)

231 ?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (rdl6o)

232 Okay, seriously, the allure is that if you're in some 3rd world shithole, and none of the kids have anything to wear except maybe one pair of dirty shorts and a torn t-shirt, and some old raggedy ball floats up on the surf, you still have more than enough equipment to play the game. And the bigger the teams, the better, since your village always has at least 20 or 30 kids wandering around with nothing to do but cause trouble.

Who cares if anyone scores? The only point is to keep the kids busy enough so that they don't go around starting fires and stealing chickens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (k1TUh)

Best explanation yet.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (72PAC)

233 Unfortunately, his glasses, greasy hair, pimples, corduroy pants, Schwinn bicycle at the age of 18, and lack of understanding of the female hindbrain earned him an unfortunate sobriquet.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:10 AM (9BLnV)

Hey, that's me you're talking about!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2018 10:13 AM (BWL+E)

Well, you know men age so much better than women. I'm sure you're quite the stunner now, Hadrian. (Turns away from Hadrian and pantomimes gagging motion).

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:17 AM (9BLnV)

234 I'd hit it....

Posted by: Perv Weinstein at June 21, 2018 10:17 AM (Y274z)

235 "Late-Night Hosts Slam Trump's Border Order: 'No More Baby Internment Camps, Just Regular Internment Camps'"

To quote a comment there...



Trump gave them what they asked for.
Not what they wanted.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 21, 2018 10:17 AM (EyPfd)

236 Question for the Democrats:

Which is safer for children, Trump's immigrant internment camps or Rahm Emanuel's Chicago public school system?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2018 10:17 AM (ATVNj)

237 F***, can we NOT bring Jim Goad all up in here?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:09 AM (WDCYi)


Curious - why? I've read him since the ANSWER Me! days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:18 AM (kqsXK)

238 That's why i had astroturf in the pickup truck hardyharhar

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 21, 2018 10:18 AM (Y274z)

239 223 I can see Pinto from Animal House but I also see Stuart from The Big Bang Theory... '

You mean Sheldon from Big Bang Theory - Stuart was on Mad TV.

"Look What I can Do! I can dress like MaMa!!!"

"STUART! YOU TAKE OFF MAMA'S THINGS RIGHT NOW!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:18 AM (k1TUh)

240 Who cares if anyone scores? The only point is to keep the kids busy enough so that they don't go around starting fires and stealing chickens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (k1TUh)

Best explanation yet.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (72PAC)

I hope they still have time to start fires and steal chickens. That's part of the magic of childhood.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:18 AM (9BLnV)

241 >>The players are barely touched by an opponent and fall to the ground writhing in excruciating pain.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (ATVNj)

...while quickly, surreptitiously surveying the field to find the nearest referee to pitch their "grinding case of agony" to.

Futbol is for homosexualists.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (Bdeb0)

242 If separating children from their parents is bad, why does the welfare system reward mothers who raise their children without a father?

Posted by: Zombie Damiel Patrick Moynihan at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (ATVNj)

243 232 Okay, seriously, the allure is that if you're in some 3rd world shithole, and none of the kids have anything to wear except maybe one pair of dirty shorts and a torn t-shirt, and some old raggedy ball floats up on the surf, you still have more than enough equipment to play the game. And the bigger the teams, the better, since your village always has at least 20 or 30 kids wandering around with nothing to do but cause trouble.

Who cares if anyone scores? The only point is to keep the kids busy enough so that they don't go around starting fires and stealing chickens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (k1TUh)

This is almost the exact same explanation I got one time when I asked why basketball was so popular in urban settings.

Posted by: Kris at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (OyyDO)

244 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me? Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM

The acting is superior (if you're into that kind of acting).
=========
The unmanly cheating is repugnant.

Flopping on the ground, writhing in agony, not getting the call, and then jumping up and running full speed after the ball. Replay shows no contact whatsoever.

Its as if they have no concept whatsoever of honor, virtue or manliness. Which I would not object to, if they want to live that way fine, but I do object to showing it on tv so kids watch it and are socialized to think that's the way to behave in life.

Its like Golf is the only sport left were honor means anything.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (NYXZM)

245 Late-Night Hosts Slam Trump's Border Order: 'No More Baby Internment Camps, Just Regular Internment Camps'

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 10:15 AM (y3aQB)


Dumb fucks don't know what an internment camp is and don't care. They have their marching orders and by God, they're sticking to them.

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (Pi667)

246 Anyone wanting to following the thrill of an online auction, go to "repocast.com" and find the 2018 BMW I'm trying to buy.

All the action will be at 8:30 tonight.

Posted by: Jwest at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (/roJx)

247 Cop Fatally Shoots Black Teen Running From Traffic Stop...

Just Hours After Being Sworn In To Duty...

-
Hey! I've seen this movie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru)

248 Whats with all the cross dressed art? Men look like women and women look like men? Seems like we have a theme?

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (0OmEj)

249 Best acting in the world.

The players are barely touched by an opponent and fall to the ground writhing in excruciating pain.

They also walk around -- all 140 pounds worth in their silk shorts and flowing locks of hair-- and act all badass as though are Beowulf and Chuck Norris combined.

Then, when they lose, they act like someone has ripped their hearts out, crying and kneeling on the field and appealing to God to remove the injustice in their life.

Pitiful.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


And then the game starts.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:20 AM (OZZ16)

250 Hockey is anarchy. Soccer is a committee meeting.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:13 AM (9chmE)

And we all know how effective committees are...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (WFV7d)

251 When did veils become a fashion choice? In her case, not soon enough!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (rdl6o)

252 All three of our girls played soccer for an
interminable number of years. I can't tell you how many games I saw
that ended that way. Especially frustrating if we had to drive a long
distance to get there.



Give me baseball any day.



Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:14 AM (rhdgT)


No offense to teh laydies, but girls soccer is boring as hell, because they put 22 players on the field, and generally between 19 and 21 of them have no actual skills.


They could shave the field to... well, about a quarter of its size, double the number of players, and then maybe... MAYBE it could be interesting.


Truthfully, having grown up in a soccer crazy town, going to school with guys who won national championships in college, and had successful pro careers, the game was HARD for me when I was that age, and it was a thrill to be on the field... when the big boys let me.


Seriously, at one point in my life, I thought I was the king shit of athletics. Until I got to high school, and tried to compete with the guys who mostly looked like ordinary dudes. Mad skills and incredible stamina.


It was a great game for me... way back when. But you couldn't pay me to watch a pro game.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (9chmE)

253 That face is so clearly tacked on to the painting after the body. Who paid this guy to paint for a living?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's Boobs at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (Tijeg)

254 237 Curious - why? I've read him since the ANSWER Me! days.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:18 AM (kqsXK)

Sadly, with the way things are going, it doesn't seem safe to answer that.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (WDCYi)

255 Her head looks photoshopped.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (rdl6o)

256 Five minutes with photoshop looks better.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's Boobs at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (Tijeg)

257 So help me...when I pulled up the art work this morning I thought...wow, that's Mark Fuckerberg's mother. LOL

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (Cym0g)

258

Ahh, kickball. As I mentioned the other day, how fucked up is a sport where you can lose and still advance in playoffs?

Now that I think about it, that's prolly why leftards like it so much. It mimics Marxism/Socialism/Communism/Progressivism.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 10:22 AM (HaL55)

259 Okay. That's it. I'm driving back to Iowa on Saturday and need to start rounding things up, packing pig stuff and shoveling out the house.

Thanks for waking me up happy, Horde.

creep out

Posted by: creeper at June 21, 2018 10:22 AM (HDCbD)

260 Jwest at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM

Best of luck ...

Posted by: Adriane the Art Critic ... at June 21, 2018 10:22 AM (AoK0a)

261 I hope the authorities apprehended whoever stole this lady's shoulder blades.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 21, 2018 10:22 AM (ppBhU)

262 Obviously somebody has never watched the Ottawa Senators.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:15 AM (WDCYi)

Heh. Fuckers adopted a logo that looks more like a Roman Centurion than a Senator. They should have gone with a hind view of a hog in the trough, head down, ass up, to keep it true to life.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (WFV7d)

263 And then the game starts.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:20 AM (OZZ16)



Nice!! I lol'ed....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (jjaLl)

264 Thing I like about Copley - he paints it as it is. No urge to fancy up or flatter the subject.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (tVWQB)

265 244 Its like Golf is the only sport left were honor means anything.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (NYXZM)

Until you can whack rival players in the temple with your Driver, there's no Manliness in Golf.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (WDCYi)

266 Iowa, pigs and shoveling.
It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (xBSm0)

267 Talk about creepy. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (rhdgT)

Is that a complaint?

Because there are other directions the Art Thread can take.

Just sayin'....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (wYseH)

268 The end of an era:

After 4,000 episodes, halt for Jerry Springer's show...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)

269 I hope they still have time to start fires and steal chickens. That's part of the magic of childhood.

As long as stealing is all they do. . .

Posted by: The Chicken at June 21, 2018 10:24 AM (kqsXK)

270 If separating children from their parents is bad, why does the welfare system reward mothers who raise their children without a father?

Toxic masculinity!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Splitter Chapter at June 21, 2018 10:24 AM (rdl6o)

271 255 Her head looks photoshopped.
__________________________________________________
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THEY HAD PHOTOSHOP IN ANCIENT TIMES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 21, 2018 10:24 AM (ATVNj)

272 Who cares if anyone scores? The only point is to keep the kids busy enough so that they don't go around starting fires and stealing chickens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (k1TUh)

Best explanation yet.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (72PAC)
****************
In Lewiston Maine the hooligans skip the soccer and go straight for the street fights. Somali's there clubbed an adult white to death for getting in their faces after drive by pellet/bb gun attack. They're inside the walls and in the halls of Congress.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2018 10:24 AM (Y274z)

273 261 I hope the authorities apprehended whoever stole this lady's shoulder blades.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 21, 2018 10:22 AM (ppBhU)

Hey now, she could have sold them. Maybe shoulder blades were like kidneys back then. Just need a back alley and an enterprising young soul with a wad of cash.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:24 AM (72PAC)

274 Sadly, with the way things are going, it doesn't seem safe to answer that.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:21 AM (WDCYi)


Ah, I think I understand. Z-Man territory, perhaps?

Posted by: The Chicken at June 21, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

275 Anyone wanting to following the thrill of an online auction, go to "repocast.com" and find the 2018 BMW I'm trying to buy.

All the action will be at 8:30 tonight.
Posted by: Jwest at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM (/roJx)

Big.Money.Waster. Say it with me, people!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:26 AM (WFV7d)

276 Faces aside, she clearly had rather poor posture, for the shoulders to slope like that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (AM1GF)

277 Man charged with trying to have sex with auto tailpipe...

-
Is that what they call autoeroticism?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (+y/Ru)

278

Monty Python - Philosopher Kickball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2gJamguN04

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (HaL55)

279 >>after drive by pellet/bb gun attack. Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2018 10:24 AM (Y274z)

That damn Haskell kid again...

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (Bdeb0)

280 >>Best acting in the world.

>>The players are barely touched by an opponent and fall to the ground writhing in excruciating pain.

I was in Sao Paolo a couple years ago. Turned on the morning news as I was getting dressed and they had a story about a match between two Brazilian club teams.

One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death.

Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field.

They took that one seriously.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)

281 Damn! Off, poultry sock.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (kqsXK)

282 There's just no art in most of it. None. It's dead nothing. "


------------------------------------------------------------------------
The great masters can put life into their portraits, like Rembrandt. But its rare.



and on the other hand, while I don't dispute that there is "art" in
Picasso's portraits, I'd much rather look at some of the boring ones, if
I have to choose.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:16 AM (k1TUh)


Picasso was an ugly ugly man, inside and out. I do not question his artistry, but generally dislike his art. It tends to reflect the miserable man he was, and I grant that means there was a certain greatness to him.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (9chmE)

283 Talk about creepy. Yeesh.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:08 AM (rhdgT)

Is that a complaint?

Because there are other directions the Art Thread can take.

Just sayin'....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
============
This is why my comment on the art was just:

Wow.

I mean, well, uh, okay then.

Becuz CBD can be salty, and when he gets salty you get naked fat guys sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (7S2Ry)

284 Another way the NFL is evil. You know how many female players they have? Zero! It's almost as if they don't realize that men and women are equal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)


Or Japanese. I'm sure some of those Sumo wrestlers weigh as much as the average NFL player. They might not make good runners, but their inertia would come in handy for tackling.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (/qEW2)

285 In Lewiston Maine the hooligans skip the soccer and go straight for the street fights. Somali's there clubbed an adult white to death for getting in their faces after drive by pellet/bb gun attack. They're inside the walls and in the halls of Congress.
_____________________________________________

Diversity and multiculturalism!

It's not just for the Third World anymore.

Posted by: David Dinkins' Gorgeous Mosaic at June 21, 2018 10:28 AM (ATVNj)

286
The end of an era:

After 4,000 episodes, halt for Jerry Springer's show...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


The craziness of everyday reality rendered him superflous.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 10:29 AM (IqV8l)

287 Becuz CBD can be salty, and when he gets salty you get naked fat guys sitting on an ottoman.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (7S2Ry)
----------

I could say something pointed here about his habit of eating French toast with salt instead of with maple syrup the way God intended it, but I won't.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:30 AM (rhdgT)

288 After 4,000 episodes, halt for Jerry Springer's show...

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!

Posted by: America's Trailer Parks and DNA Labs at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (ATVNj)

289 265 244 Its like Golf is the only sport left were honor means anything.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:19 AM

HA! Sez You!!!!

Posted by: Phil Mickelson at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (k1TUh)

290 One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death.

Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field.

They took that one seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw


Wow.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (OZZ16)

291 274 Ah, I think I understand. Z-Man territory, perhaps?
Posted by: The Chicken at June 21, 2018 10:26 AM (kqsXK)

I can't say I'm familiar with Z-Man, but I can make an inference...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (WDCYi)

292 One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death.

Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field.
=========
Soccer: It keeps the village kids from Hooliganism, until it doesn't.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (IvJ18)

293 I could say something pointed

ISWYDT

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (kBQ3p)

294 You may be confusing her with another Copley. I try not to repeat...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 21, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)


You didn't repeat yourself. The other Copley was "Sarah Allen nee Sargent".

https://tinyurl.com/yask4zw3

Responsible for my loathing of Copley.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (/qEW2)

295 >>One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death. Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field. They took that one seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)

More, please.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)

296 287. Look, he's not wrong. Egg + Bread = Savory dish. Not sweet. Bread pudding excepted, of course.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (0bfmE)

297 I met the lady in this photograph,
I urged, of course and showed her muh staff;
She slapped my face,
Called me a disgrace;
But I couldn't stop fapping at her neck of Giraffe;

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Sexual Poet at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (sdrzW)

298 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?



I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM

It's the ultimate cheap third world game. A ball and four random objects to mark two goals. It is therefore virtuous in the eyes of the left.
Or I might just be making this up. Who knows? I need more covfefe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (p+Wdc)

299 >>Wow.

I think that was my exact reaction when I saw the news.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (/tuJf)

300 The craziness of everyday reality rendered him superflous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 10:29 AM ____________________________________

Wait, what?

Posted by: The Jenners and the Kardashians at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (ATVNj)

301 I could say something pointed here about his habit
of eating French toast with salt instead of with maple syrup the way God
intended it, but I won't.





Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:30 AM (rhdgT)


Salt? Maple syrup??

The hell???

French toast is made with bread, eggs, butter, sugar and cinnamon. Put anything else on it and you are a communist.


That is all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (9chmE)

302 I could say something pointed here about his habit of eating French toast with salt instead of with maple syrup the way God intended it, but I won't.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:30 AM (rhdgT)

---

A pinch of salt into the egg mixture, sure.

But no maple syrup?

Bless his heart.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (l5hQl)

303 286
The end of an era:

After 4,000 episodes, halt for Jerry Springer's show...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

The craziness of everyday reality rendered him superflous.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 10:29 AM (IqV8l)



I can only hope he goes back to "Baggage", which was one of the most hilarious of the "Dating on TV" game shows.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (ujg0T)

304 Trouble in paradise?

'Not on the air! What are you doing?': Watch Mika Brzezinski refuse to hold Joe Scarborough's hand

https://bit.ly/2I8zgY5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

305 I could say something pointed here about his habit of eating French toast with salt instead of with maple syrup the way God intended it, but I won't.
=========
In the spirit of transparency I have to admit that I eat French Toast with Salt, and Maple Syrup.

I was raised by wolves however.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (2v3O+)

306 Man charged with trying to have sex with auto tailpipe...
...Is that what they call autoeroticism?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


********


Muffler-diving

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)

307 The navy is getting it's pound of flesh today..working me like a dog in the Dental Clinic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (V+Su2)

308 It honestly looks like a mans head glued onto the body of a woman. She has kind eyes, though. And the rendering technique of the fabric is lovely; show off!

Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (04pG0)

309 I could say something pointed here about his habit
of eating French toast with salt instead of with maple syrup the way God
intended it, but I won't.





Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:30 AM


*New England fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (p+Wdc)

310 They took that one seriously.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (/tuJf)
-----------

Good grief. Please tell me they were all arrested. Please don't tell me the game went on as usual.

Actually, please don't tell me any more about that.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (rhdgT)

311 Muffler-diving



Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)


Well that would be imnpressive if the car is mocing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 21, 2018 10:34 AM (V+Su2)

312 Looks like Stuart from Big Bang Theory.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 21, 2018 10:34 AM (xPJvm)

313 Midnight soccer to replace midnight basketball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 10:34 AM (IqV8l)

314 I think that was my exact reaction when I saw the news.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (/tuJf)
---
I got the news.

Posted by: Donald Fagen at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (vDqXW)

315 Man charged with trying to have sex with auto tailpipe...
...Is that what they call autoeroticism?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Car-nal knowledge.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (xPJvm)

316 >>>304 Trouble in paradise?

'Not on the air! What are you doing?': Watch Mika Brzezinski refuse to hold Joe Scarborough's hand

https://bit.ly/2I8zgY5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)
__________
Marrying an aging liberal Dyke with neck wrinkles never works out.
Trust me

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (sdrzW)

317 >>306 Man charged with trying to have sex with auto tailpipe...
...Is that what they call autoeroticism?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It puts the lotion on the gasket.

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)

318 Some of you people here are weird. I, however, have RMBS on my side and that's all I need.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (rhdgT)

319 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

320 304 Trouble in paradise?

'Not on the air! What are you doing?': Watch Mika Brzezinski refuse to hold Joe Scarborough's hand

https://bit.ly/2I8zgY5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)



In fairness, there are a lot of cultures who, while privately the man and the lady go at each other in mad frenzy, publicly that just *is not done*.

With Joe and Mika, I expect he is at the receiving end of her strapon.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (ujg0T)

321 >>Actually, please don't tell me any more about that.

Well you don't have to read but here's the story. The real violence in soccer is caused by the fans not the players.

https://tinyurl.com/yaeu6t2o

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)

322 Another way the NFL is evil. You know how many female players they have? Zero! It's almost as if they don't realize that men and women are equal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

Or Japanese. I'm sure some of those Sumo wrestlers weigh as much as the average NFL player. They might not make good runners, but their inertia would come in handy for tackling.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 10:27 AM (/qEW2)

I would love to see coed Sumo wrestling. "Hey, stop with the grab-ass, you perv!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (9BLnV)

323 Gotta say - I'm a bit sad because no real SMR trademark violence at the Cup. Seems the only thing strong enough to subdue one Slav is another.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (0bfmE)

324 I was in Sao Paolo a couple years ago. Turned on the morning news as I was getting dressed and they had a story about a match between two Brazilian club teams.

One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death.

Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field.

They took that one seriously."

I got to go to a pro soccer game in Guadalajara once. It was really quite entertaining live, big bands play constantly, there are dancing girls for the beer distributors with very little on always doing stuff in front of the stands while the game is going on, so it really was a lot of fun. Once in a while you look up and see some guys in the field doing stuff, so it was like going to a major league ball game in that respect.

I noted something you don't see here - at the start of the game, the referee was escorted to the middle of the field by 4 armed officers with flak jackets and M-16's. At the end of the game, he stood at the center of the field until the 4 guys with M-16's came out to take him back to his dressing room.

That's when you know you're sure not in America anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)

325 Tami, forget the Supreme Court and taxes. The wedding is two days away! How's things?

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (rhdgT)

326 Look up "The Football War."

El Salvador vs. Honduras in a FIFA qualifying round match in 1969.

Two countries went to war following riots sparked by a soccer game.

Crazy stuff. Now, we are dealing with their grandchildren.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (ATVNj)

327 Good grief. Please tell me they were all arrested. Please don't tell me the game went on as usual.

Actually, please don't tell me any more about that.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (rhdgT)

That's the sort of thing that illustrates the crying need for small enhanced-radiation warheads that could sanitize an entire soccer stadium.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (WFV7d)

328 >>> Marrying an aging liberal Dyke with neck wrinkles never works out.
Trust me

Aww, but Mika cannot help who she falls in love with.

Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (04pG0)

329 I do believe the French Toast Wars have joined Longbow vs. Crossbow and the One True Caliber in the rolls of Official Horde Running Arguments...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (AM1GF)

330 Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:30 AM (rhdgT)


Salt? Maple syrup??

The hell???

French toast is made with bread, eggs, butter, sugar and cinnamon. Put anything else on it and you are a communist.


That is all.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Next thing you know you'll be saying beans and carrots in chili is just dandy.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (Y9uH4)

331 I can't say I'm familiar with Z-Man, but I can make an inference...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:31 AM (WDCYi)


His blog is thezman.com. If I'm correct, his essay from the 20th is what we might be talking about.

And we'll leave it at that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (kqsXK)

332 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules.....
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)


There's the problem right there.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (9chmE)

333 Well you don't have to read but here's the story. The real violence in soccer is caused by the fans not the players.
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Except when it is started by the stabby referee . . .

Posted by: Simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (7S2Ry)

334 Another way the NFL is evil. You know how many female players they have? Zero! It's almost as if they don't realize that men and women are equal.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

Or Japanese. I'm sure some of those Sumo wrestlers weigh as much as the average NFL player. They might not make good runners, but their inertia would come in handy for tackling.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


Blocking. Take you a day to get around one.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (OZZ16)

335 BREAKING ⁦@AP: Immigrant children as young as 14 housed at a juvenile detention center in Virginia say they were beaten while handcuffed and locked up for long periods in solitary confinement, left nude and shivering in concrete cells.

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Geez. Sounds like Harry Reid's basement.

(Allegations are from the Golden Age of the Obola Reign.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

336 319 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.
_____________________________________________

Taxes uber alles.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (ATVNj)

337 This is interesting, from wikipedia:

In town and church affairs Copley took almost no part. He referred to himself as "desireous of avoideing every imputation of party spirit. Political contests being neighther pleasing to an artist or advantageous to the Art itself."

Nowadays, artists would say he's guilty of being an alt-right fascist for avoiding politics, but they'd have to give him props for his gender bending.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (/qEW2)

338 215 191 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM "

Okay, seriously, the allure is that if you're in some 3rd world shithole, and none of the kids have anything to wear except maybe one pair of dirty shorts and a torn t-shirt, and some old raggedy ball floats up on the surf, you still have more than enough equipment to play the game. And the bigger the teams, the better, since your village always has at least 20 or 30 kids wandering around with nothing to do but cause trouble.

Who cares if anyone scores? The only point is to keep the kids busy enough so that they don't go around starting fires and stealing chickens.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:12 AM (k1TUh)



From 2010, Bill Whittle explains why many Americans find soccer dull and perhaps why much of the rest of the world follows it, and Tom Servo nailed part of that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqN7Xj9IU8w

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (ujg0T)

339 Next thing you know you'll be saying beans and carrots in chili is just dandy.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (Y9uH4)


Carrots, no, that would be silly, but I do make a terrific meatless chili.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (9chmE)

340 319 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

Amazon hardest hit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

341 That's the sort of thing that illustrates the crying need for small enhanced-radiation warheads that could sanitize an entire soccer stadium.
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I could do that with Kinetic energy and no messy fallout.

Posted by: Rods from God at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (66r14)

342 Muffler-diving



Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 10:33 AM (m45I2)


You're built like a car, you got a hubcap diamond star halo. . .

Posted by: Marc Bolan at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (kqsXK)

343 Aww, but Mika cannot help who she falls in love with.
Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (04pG0)

In Mika's case, I think it a "what" she falls in love with.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (9BLnV)

344 I was raised by wolves however.


You were raised? Filthy 1%er.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (fuK7c)

345 Well you don't have to read but here's the story. The real violence in soccer is caused by the fans not the players.

https://tinyurl.com/yaeu6t2o

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)


Well, the fans AND the ref. I mean, why'd he have a knife in his pocket?

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (Enq6K)

346 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)

I commented before that Mexico and some of the other Latin American countries are truly the beginning of the Mad Max period. Roving gangs only controlled by a handful of corrupt law enforcement people.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 21, 2018 10:40 AM (9KUj4)

347 339
Posted by: BurtTC
+++++++++++++++++++++

HEH!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 21, 2018 10:40 AM (Y9uH4)

348 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.
Posted by: Tami


300 taxation without representation cases are being filed as I type.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:40 AM (OZZ16)

349 In 1969, El Salvador and Honduras actually started a war over the outcome of a Soccer Game.

I had a friend who went to a soccer game in Bolivia once, the wealthier patrons sit down low, next to the field, the poor sit up high in the bleachers, the cheap seats overhanging the better seats. He said that when you were in the good seats, you really had to watch out for the pobres above you, because they loved to set their programs in fire and then throw them down at the people sitting underneath them. But he said those really weren't so bad, they were easy to dodge, it was the tequila bottles coming down from high bleachers that you really had to worry about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:40 AM (k1TUh)

350 Amazon hardest hit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

Yeah, all the online retails are taking a hit in the stock market right now.

Amazon, Wayfair, Etsy, Ebay, Overstock, Groupon....

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:40 AM (Enq6K)

351 Well you don't have to read but here's the story. The real violence in soccer is caused by the fans not the players.

https://tinyurl.com/yaeu6t2o

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)


Well, the fans AND the ref. I mean, why'd he have a knife in his pocket?
Posted by: Tami


Did you see the fans???

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:41 AM (OZZ16)

352 https://tinyurl.com/yaeu6t2o


404

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 10:41 AM (fuK7c)

353 Well, the fans AND the ref. I mean, why'd he have a knife in his pocket?
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (Enq6K)
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That I can understand, given the circumstances.

Better question: why on earth would anyone want to be a soccer ref in those places anyway?

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:41 AM (rhdgT)

354 >>Blocking. Take you a day to get around one.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (OZZ16)

"He's never actually *finished* the forty-yard dash, Joe, but he fills a running lane, and that's not nothing."

Posted by: Zod at June 21, 2018 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)

355 Well, the fans AND the ref. I mean, why'd he have a knife in his pocket?
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (Enq6K)

To protect himself from the fans? Sounds like he should have packed a gun instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:41 AM (WFV7d)

356 331 And we'll leave it at that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (kqsXK)

Kind of.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:42 AM (WDCYi)

357 Well, the fans AND the ref. I mean, why'd he have a knife in his pocket?

Posted by: Tami at
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Well, OBVIOUSLY, you never know when you're going to need to stab a soccer fairy. So, prepared.

Posted by: Rods from God at June 21, 2018 10:42 AM (IvJ18)

358 354 >>Blocking. Take you a day to get around one.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:37 AM (OZZ16)

I've always been curious why NHL teams don't get a sumo wrestler to play goalie. Who cares if he can't move?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:42 AM (72PAC)

359 All the brick and mortar stores are going up in the stock market.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:43 AM (Enq6K)

360 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

Amazon hardest hit.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

no, my friend, consumers hardest hit

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:43 AM (bUjCl)

361 >>Well, the fans AND the ref. I mean, why'd he have a knife in his pocket?

Brazil has become a very violent place. In the decade or so I was going there regularly I saw it get worse and worse as the corrupt socialists took more and more power.

I pretty much assumed everyone was carrying a weapon when I was there and going out after dark was always a crap shoot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (/tuJf)

362 319 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

PA already does that. It's called "Use Tax". And nobody pays it even though they're supposed to.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (WDCYi)

363 106 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me? Posted by: What's a Seawolf?

Hot European and south American chicks

Posted by: wrg500 at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (Bdeb0)

364 Amazon hardest hit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 10:38 AM (RD7QR)

Yeah, all the online retails are taking a hit in the stock market right now.

Amazon, Wayfair, Etsy, Ebay, Overstock, Groupon....
Posted by: Tami


I thought we fought a war over taxation without representation?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (OZZ16)

365 He said that when you were in the good seats, you really had to watch out for the pobres above you, because they loved to set their programs in fire and then throw them down at the people sitting underneath them.

I read a book about gladiatorial combats once, and it mentioned that, as people stayed in their seats all through the day, the patrons in the lower regions had to watch out for urine, upper-deckers and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.

Posted by: Marc Bolan at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (kqsXK)

366 One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death. Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field.

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Discord of the Flies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)

367 362 319 FBN Breaking: Supreme Court rules states can collect sales tax on out of state purchases.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)

PA already does that. It's called "Use Tax". And nobody pays it even though they're supposed to.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (WDCYi)



They have made their ruling. Now let them enforce it. Lots of luck.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 10:45 AM (ujg0T)

368 Oh, for the love of. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:45 AM (kqsXK)

369
Man charged with trying to have sex with auto tailpipe...
...Is that what they call autoeroticism?



Here's the soundtrack - Queen I'm in Love with My Car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgee3FNiZY4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 10:45 AM (HaL55)

370 So, when will someone start doxxing Antifa douchebags and make their already hellish lives more miserable? I mean, turnabout is fair play, no?

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (Pi667)

371 I thought we fought a war over taxation without representation?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:44 AM (OZZ16)

Silly serf, don't you know history starts around 1930?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (72PAC)

372 no, my friend, consumers hardest hit
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:43 AM (bUjCl)

I see a huge business opportunity for remailers located in States without sales tax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (WFV7d)

373 I read a book about gladiatorial combats once, and it mentioned that, as people stayed in their seats all through the day, the patrons in the lower regions had to watch out for urine, upper-deckers and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.
Posted by: Marc Bolan


You would figure, by the start of the second season, they'd have fixed that.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (OZZ16)

374 I read a book about gladiatorial combats once, and it mentioned that, as people stayed in their seats all through the day, the patrons in the lower regions had to watch out for urine, upper-deckers and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.
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Sounds like the old Muni Stadium in Cleveland on nickel beer night.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (IvJ18)

375 323 Gotta say - I'm a bit sad because no real SMR trademark violence at the Cup. Seems the only thing strong enough to subdue one Slav is another.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 21, 2018 10:36 AM (0bfmE)

Vegas had a grand total of Zero Russian-born players (and only one German-born Byelorussian). So they didn't have anybody to start a drunken fight with Grape Ape Ovechkin.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (WDCYi)

376 and some chicks just fall in love with internmurderers.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2018 10:47 AM (nv4l9)

377 I'm late to the story but Peter Fonda is one sick SOB. He needs to be in a padded cell heavily medicated. I am sure his sister is cool with what he wrote.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 10:47 AM (oiNtH)

378 370 So, when will someone start doxxing Antifa douchebags and make their already hellish lives more miserable? I mean, turnabout is fair play, no?
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (Pi667)

If you redefine Doxx to mean knocking someone's teeth down their throat, then maybe it starts today.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2018 10:47 AM (7n4KQ)

379 and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.
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I'm not seeing the problem here....

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2018 10:48 AM (vg8iE)

380 Hot European and South American chicks
That's beach volleyball.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Evws/)

381 Every time I read about Justine Damond's murder, the more incensed I get.

11:40pm Justine told her fiance the police are here.

The officers had reported in saying they found nothing and were going to another call. They had to wait for a cyclist before leaving. Then like an apparition Justine shows up. Harrity says he had enough time to pull his weapon out of the holster - remember he is seated and the driver.

He next reports the sound of a light bulb dropping to the floor and a flash. Noor had fired.

And Justine's last words were either "I'm dead" or "I'm dying."

11:41pm the two officers start performing CPR on Justine. She is pronounced dead ten minutes later.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (J/cVy)

382 I'm late to the story but Peter Fonda is one sick SOB. He needs to be in a padded cell heavily medicated. I am sure his sister is cool with what he wrote.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 10:47 AM (oiNtH)


He's hollywood. He's already heavily medicated. He NEEDS to be put in a straight jacket and studied for about 20 years. Bring back shock therapy. It works for cows.....

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (Pi667)

383 I see a huge business opportunity for remailers located in States without sales tax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (WFV7d)

hmmm, maybe maybe

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (bUjCl)

384 Better question: why on earth would anyone want to be a soccer ref in those places anyway?

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:41 AM (rhdgT)

From the coffee table book, The Wisdom of Don Corleone:

"It don't make any difference to me what a man does for a living, you understand."

Could be worse! It could be raining.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (9BLnV)

385 370 So, when will someone start doxxing Antifa douchebags and make their already hellish lives more miserable? I mean, turnabout is fair play, no?
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (Pi667)



It IS time for this.

And I think the reason Ace had his "happy post" yesterday afternoon is because there was lots of rage simmering among us about how they on The Left always get away with it, while we patriots never do.

And The Patriots have begun to hate:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beginnings

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (ujg0T)

386 377 I'm late to the story but Peter Fonda is one sick SOB. He needs to be in a padded cell heavily medicated. I am sure his sister is cool with what he wrote.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 10:47 AM (oiNtH)

I hear a report yesterday that Melania was the one that called the SS on him. Any truth to that?

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (Enq6K)

387 The ruling says Etsy and Ebay are not required to collect sales. "Whew!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (zRZaJ)

388 TAMI - DRESS UPDATE PLEASE.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:50 AM (rhdgT)

389 Tami - that's what I read as well. Melania needs to take off one of her stilettos and beat him with it.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2018 10:51 AM (oiNtH)

390 383 I see a huge business opportunity for remailers located in States without sales tax.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (WFV7d)

hmmm, maybe maybe
Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:49 AM (bUjCl)



Other than Oregon (which does have an income tax by the way, and rather steep at that), which states are these?

With California, it is the aggregate taxation. *Every* tax that can be, is present, and even when a particular type of tax is lower than another state's here and there, collectively it is the worst.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 10:52 AM (ujg0T)

391 Tami, yes Melania herself called the SS.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 10:52 AM (zRZaJ)

392 Hmm.

*studies portrait*

...needs more fingers...

Posted by: reason at June 21, 2018 10:52 AM (W2YA6)

393 I hear a report yesterday that Melania was the one that called the SS on him. Any truth to that?

Posted by: Tami
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I don't know, but I'd imagine, since he was in California, she decided to call SS> If he where just across town, she would have personally ripped his nuts off. And gotten a full pardon before the end of the day.

Posted by: simplemind at June 21, 2018 10:52 AM (yBgib)

394 Better question: why on earth would anyone want to be a soccer ref in those places anyway? "

Hey, there's good money to be made in that job! Especially if you take payoffs from both sides.

which would explain the need for a knife.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:53 AM (k1TUh)

395 Other than Oregon (which does have an income tax by the way, and rather steep at that), which states are these?

=

New Hampshire
Alaska
Montana
Delaware

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:53 AM (bUjCl)

396 Trump! 14 minutes ago

Democrats want open Borders, where anyone can come into our Country, and stay. This is Nancy Pelosi's dream. It won't happen!

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 10:53 AM (8ikIW)

397 I read a book about gladiatorial combats once, and it mentioned that, as people stayed in their seats all through the day, the patrons in the lower regions had to watch out for urine, upper-deckers and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.
Posted by: Marc Bolan


You would figure, by the start of the second season, they'd have fixed that.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (OZZ16)

Are you kidding? The bookies were taking bets on who would get jizzed and how long after the start of the contest. There is a lot of leeway on the time thing when you use sundials and water clocks.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 10:53 AM (9BLnV)

398 I hear a report yesterday that Melania was the one that called the SS on him. Any truth to that?
Posted by: Tami


I doubt Melania has any kind of authority on this. Not to be dismissive, but this is SOP for the Secret Service.

Real or imagined threats against the First Family, etc.

Fonda is a terrorist and should be treated accordingly. He made that quite clear yesterday with repeated comments on Twitter.

Oh, and now his "agent" is apologizing, because Sony came down hard on him.

A little too little, a little too late.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (vcOmj)

399 So Trump got the entire left to shout they want completely open borders with no enforcement during an election cycle and he managed to do it by giving them exactly what they asked for.

Whoever came up with that idea is brilliant.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (+Dllb)

400 Sony Pictures has released a statement on Peter Fonda, the actor who has sent vile, disturbing threats to women and children associated with the Trump administration.

Sony Pictures Classics, which will be releasing a movie co-starring Fonda in a matter of days, said in a statement sent to The Daily Caller that Fonda's comments were "abhorrent, reckless and dangerous" and that "we condemn them completely." The statement goes on to explain that Fonda has only a "minor role" in the film and the studio will not be pulling it in fairness to the other actors in the ensemble cast. Sony's full statement:

"Peter Fonda's comments are abhorrent, reckless and dangerous, and we condemn them completely. It is important to note that Mr. Fonda plays a very minor role in the film. To pull or alter this film at this point would unfairly penalize the filmmaker Shana Feste's accomplishment, the many actors, crew members and other creative talent that worked hard on the project. We plan to open the film as scheduled this weekend, in a limited release of five theaters."

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Well, I think I speak for the majority when I say fvck you, Sony, and the industry you rode in on.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

401 So, when will someone start doxxing Antifa douchebags and make their already hellish lives more miserable? I mean, turnabout is fair play, no?
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (Pi667)


4chan has done some of that in the past IIRC. The problem is, those doxxed on the left have nothing to fear. The mythical alt-right fascists would have to up their game for that to be a factor.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (/qEW2)

402 388 TAMI - DRESS UPDATE PLEASE.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:50 AM (rhdgT)


After retrying on the one the cleaners took the sequins off of, I decided I hated it. I ordered 2 more on Sunday...got them yesterday.

I'm going with one of them. It's long and I'll probably be hotter than hell but it just looks better. Also navy.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (Enq6K)

403
One more thing about soccer that appeals to leftists. In pro soccer around the world, teams have found that winning is easier if you make the other team fail than if you practice and improve your own level of play. So that means that if your fans mob the opposing team and put a few of their stars in the hospital (or morgue), it helps the home team immensely.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (XWkhW)

404 344
I was raised by wolves however.





You were raised? Filthy 1%er.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 10:39 AM (fuK7c)
****
You had a wolf? Luxury!

Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (Fb9aZ)

405 374 I read a book about gladiatorial combats once, and it mentioned that, as people stayed in their seats all through the day, the patrons in the lower regions had to watch out for urine, upper-deckers and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.
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Sounds like the old Muni Stadium in Cleveland on nickel beer night."

There's times when I have some sympathy for old Caligula, who is reported to have said "If that Mob had but one throat, I'd cut it."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (k1TUh)

406 Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (+Dllb)
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Trollmaster Grande

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (y3aQB)

407 396 Trump! 14 minutes ago

Democrats want open Borders, where anyone can come into our Country, and stay. This is Nancy Pelosi's dream. It won't happen!
Posted by: Bruce

I understand Napa Valley has all kinds of room for refuge camps

Posted by: wrg500 at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

408 And I think the reason Ace had his "happy post" yesterday afternoon is because there was lots of rage simmering among us about how they on The Left always get away with it, while we patriots never do.

That's why I'm going to bow out as soon as Ace posts a polity thread. And if I post during the times of PunkMunk or the Solomonic Simian, I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics. It's making me sick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:56 AM (kqsXK)

409 404 You had a wolf? Luxury!


Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (Fb9aZ)

These days, people will pay big money to have one on their property.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:56 AM (WDCYi)

410 408 That's why I'm going to bow out as soon as Ace posts a polity thread. And if I post during the times of PunkMunk or the Solomonic Simian, I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics. It's making me sick.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 10:56 AM (kqsXK)


I need to learn to bow out of the "If they're going to call us racists anyway..." threads.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 10:57 AM (WDCYi)

411 I'm going with one of them. It's long and I'll probably be hotter than hell but it just looks better. Also navy.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (Enq6K)
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I'm glad you found one you liked! Pic, please???

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:57 AM (rhdgT)

412 250 comments later ... and that bitch don't look a bit better.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 10:57 AM (fiGNd)

413 Hot European and South American chicks

That's beach volleyball.



I ain't no commie, but I gotta tell ya that America doesn't always get things right.

Last summer Olympics NBC did all it could to shoot women's beach volleyball players from the waist up. They went out of their way to say "beach butts? we don't see any beach butts".

Eurosport has cameras under the water to show when the diving girls fall out of the tops of their swimsuits under waters.

If the highlight of the sport is mostly naked girls you should be showing the mostly naked girls.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

414 Sony Pictures has released a statement on Peter Fonda, the actor who has sent vile, disturbing threats to women and children associated with the Trump administration.


How did that rake handle feel when it hit the bridge of your nose, Peter?

You stupid little shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (lSrgA)

415 That's why I'm going to bow out as soon as Ace posts a polity thread. And if I post during the times of PunkMunk or the Solomonic Simian, I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics. It's making me sick.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Yes, it is making us all sick. I am tired of the vulgar garbage shoved in everyone's face.

There is no way back, there is no way out. We will have to go through this and endure.


What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (vcOmj)

416 4chan has done some of that in the past IIRC. The problem is, those doxxed on the left have nothing to fear. The mythical alt-right fascists would have to up their game for that to be a factor.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear

1,2 & hop. Doxx the person.

Then doxx the family members. Parents. Siblings. Nieces & nephews. The school they go to.
Parents' company & cow-orkers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (OZZ16)

417 Fonda is a terrorist and should be treated accordingly. He made that quite clear yesterday with repeated comments on Twitter.

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Hollywood is far more a terrorist group than the NRA.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

418 It's raining....men?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 21, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)

419 "It is important to note that Mr. Fonda plays a very minor role in the film."


We hardly know who this guy is. He just showed up on the set one day. Honest!

Please come and see our movie!!!!

-- Sony Pictures

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 10:59 AM (lSrgA)

420 416 Then doxx the family members. Parents. Siblings. Nieces & nephews. The school they go to.
Parents' company & cow-orkers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (OZZ16)


The tide needs to turn to the point where THEY can be Justine Sacco'd.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 11:00 AM (WDCYi)

421 Hollywood is far more a terrorist group than the NRA.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM

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As I have said before, if the NRA and it's members were actually a terrorist group as the left claims, the body count would be well over 50,000,000 and there would no longer be a debate over gun control.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:00 AM (+Dllb)

422 >>>I read a book about gladiatorial combats once, and it mentioned that, as people stayed in their seats all through the day, the patrons in the lower regions had to watch out for urine, upper-deckers and the occasional seminal fluids raining down on them from inebriated, diarrhetic or oversexed spectators.


Ahhhh. Memories of the second balcony at the old Chicago Stadium during Blackhawk's home games.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2018 11:00 AM (7n4KQ)

423 That's why I'm going to bow out as soon as Ace posts a polity thread. And if I post during the times of PunkMunk or the Solomonic Simian, I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics. It's making me sick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Don't do it MP4.

That's what The Powers That Be want. They want you to tune out of Politics - to throw your hands up and say I Don't Care.

They'd like nothing better than for you to achieve a Mental State of Blissful Ignorance - right up until the time they snap the trap.

Don't do it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)

424
407 396 Trump! 14 minutes ago

Democrats want open Borders, where anyone can come into our Country, and stay. This is Nancy Pelosi's dream. It won't happen!
Posted by: Bruce

I understand Napa Valley has all kinds of room for refuge camps

Posted by: wrg500 at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)







Hawaii as well. Not as much room, but if an illegal escapes or is released, he's going to have a devil of a time getting to the mainland.

Plus, the virulently racist and violent Hawaiians are likely to take care of any problems themselves.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (XWkhW)

425 I'm sure all that Internet sales tax collection will be able to be compelled by administrative law judges.

Oh, wait. SCOTUS also said that those are "officers of the United States", and if they weren't appointed by the President, a Department head, or the courts...they aren't valid. (7-2)

(h/t SOTUSBlog)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (AM1GF)

426 Oh well,there goes the last tax free online shopping.Thanks Supreme Court!

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/300001/

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (LiyEm)

427 If the highlight of the sport is mostly naked girls you should be showing the mostly naked girls.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 10:58 AM (fuK7c)



The Miss America Pageant really needs to give you a lucrative consulting gig. Like, right now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (lSrgA)

428 Hey, there's good money to be made in that job! Especially if you take payoffs from both sides.

which would explain the need for a knife.


******


And the need for a nil-nil score.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (m45I2)

429 407 396 Trump! 14 minutes ago

Democrats want open Borders, where anyone can come into our Country, and stay. This is Nancy Pelosi's dream. It won't happen!
Posted by: Bruce

I understand Napa Valley has all kinds of room for refuge camps
Posted by: wrg500 at June 21, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

Pelosi's vineyard probably has all the infrastructure necessary for hosting hundreds and hundreds of refugees. I'm sure Nan wouldn't mind -- it's for the children!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

430 -
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I see a huge business opportunity for remailers located in States without sales tax.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 10:46 AM (WFV7d)

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I think what matters is where the purchaser resides.



Posted by: irright at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (RVcmP)

431 Y'all remember the OPM "hack"?

Greatest doxxing incident as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (l5hQl)

432 Well, I think I speak for the majority when I say fvck you, Sony, and the industry you rode in on.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

If Fonda was in a minor role, without much screen time, why not simply clip out all scenes with him in them, and replace with a robot woodenly reading his lines? Probably a day's work for competent editors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (WFV7d)

433 Tax!!, tax, tax, tax. Tax!!, tax, tax, tax, tax...

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (7n4KQ)

434 If Fonda was in a minor role, without much screen time, why not simply clip out all scenes with him in them, and replace with a robot woodenly reading his lines? Probably a day's work for competent editors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Have Christopher Walken read the line

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:03 AM (8ikIW)

435 395
Other than Oregon (which does have an income tax by the way, and rather steep at that), which states are these?



=



New Hampshire

Alaska

Montana

Delaware

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 10:53 AM (bUjCl)

NH has no income tax, nor sales tax. Prepared food is taxed (rotisserie chickens at the grocery store, dining out, etc.). But the property taxes, especially in a heated real estate market - are high. Almost $26 per thousand assessed value. And NH taxes at full valuation.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2018 11:03 AM (jxbfJ)

436 Smash

Posted by: Fortunato at June 21, 2018 11:03 AM (rEoTo)

437 239 223 I can see Pinto from Animal House but I also see Stuart from The Big Bang Theory... '

You mean Sheldon from Big Bang Theory - Stuart was on Mad TV.


stuart what runs the comic book shoppe.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 11:03 AM (xGZ+b)

438 425 I'm sure all that Internet sales tax collection will be able to be compelled by administrative law judges.

Oh, wait. SCOTUS also said that those are "officers of the United States", and if they weren't appointed by the President, a Department head, or the courts...they aren't valid. (7-2)

(h/t SOTUSBlog)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (AM1GF)

SCOTUS struck down administrative law judges?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

439 One player got pissed at the ref for what he thought was a bad call and he took a swing at the ref. Ref pulls out a knife and stabs the player to death.

Fans swarm the field, mob the ref, cut his head off and mount it on a spike in the middle of the field.


And people criticize Philly sports fans.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 11:04 AM (xjiRE)

440 I'm glad you found one you liked! Pic, please???

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:57 AM (rhdgT)


http://tinyurl.com/y8hud8kj


I'm so over the dress thing at this point.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:04 AM (Enq6K)

441 Tax!!, tax, tax, tax. Tax!!, tax, tax, tax, tax...

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts


Ironically, Roberts was in the dissent on that one...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:05 AM (AM1GF)

442 If Fonda was in a minor role, without much screen time, why not simply clip out all scenes with him in them, and replace with a robot woodenly reading his lines? Probably a day's work for competent editors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Have Christopher Walken read the line
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:03 AM (8ikIW)



Is Rip Taylor still alive? He could read Fonda's lines AND throw confetti!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 11:05 AM (lSrgA)

443 That's why I'm going to bow out as soon as Ace posts a polity thread. And if I post during the times of PunkMunk or the Solomonic Simian, I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics. It's making me sick.


*fistbumps*

That's an irony of this place. The draw is Ace and his wit and wisdom. None of us can match it or we'd have blogs with devoted followings and disinformation about the perfidious South.

But the comments in the Ace threads are so cutthroat that I prefer the book and art threads.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

444 NH has no income tax, nor sales tax. Prepared food is taxed (rotisserie chickens at the grocery store, dining out, etc.). But the property taxes, especially in a heated real estate market - are high. Almost $26 per thousand assessed value. And NH taxes at full valuation.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2018 11:03 AM (jxbfJ)


that does it !! *crosses NH off list of places to visit, buy rotisserie chicken and/or live*

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 11:05 AM (bUjCl)

445 Some of you people here are weird. I, however, have RMBS on my side and that's all I need.



Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 10:35 AM


You might want this ashtray, too. And this thermos....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (p+Wdc)

446 Southwest Airlines has joined United, American, and Frontier in the "we won't transport these kids" hysteria.
Let me get this straight: they don't like kids in the temporary digs (the "cages") but they won't fly them to the nice, well-maintained, permanent homes with education, medical, and recreation facilities.

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (yPxXc)

447 SCOTUS struck down administrative law judges?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to


The ones not properly appointed, apparently.

So while everybody worries about taxing the Internet, the administrative state just got kneecapped.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (AM1GF)

448 Is Rip Taylor still alive? He could read Fonda's lines AND throw confetti!
Posted by: Cicero

Harvey Fierstein

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (8ikIW)

449 So...with this painting I guess no need for the monkey today?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (0tfLf)

450 Peter Fonda is a doddering 78-year-old has been. Let's please quit caring about him.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (B+qrE)

451 413 If the highlight of the sport is mostly naked girls you should be showing the mostly naked girls.

that's been my complaint about tv coverage of the nfl since the '80s. i tuned in for the elbows, dagnabbit!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (NmR1a)

452 438 SCOTUS struck down administrative law judges?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:04 AM (RD7QR)

No. But I almost wish they would. Cab Companies would become the Wild West, and all those overpriced medallions in cities like PHI would go bye-bye.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (WDCYi)

453 Is Rip Taylor still alive?

Damn right.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (B+qrE)

454 Tami, that's beautiful! And it's chiffon, so I doubt it will be hot. Oh, I think it's just gorgeous.

And, I see it says hand-wash, so that's great - no dry cleaner to ruin it!

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (rhdgT)

455 I'm sure all that Internet sales tax collection will be able to be compelled by administrative law judges.

Oh, wait. SCOTUS also said that those are "officers of the United States", and if they weren't appointed by the President, a Department head, or the courts...they aren't valid. (7-2)

(h/t SOTUSBlog)
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Oh well,there goes the last tax free online shopping.Thanks Supreme Court!

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/300001/
Posted by: steevy



Would love to see a big company refuse to do business in a state where they have no physical presence, since they will be taxed without any representational input.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM (OZZ16)

456 Oh what a surprise,a shock even...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/299965/

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM (LiyEm)

457 I'm pissed the Supreme Court opened up online sales tax.

All over South Dakota missing out on a pittance the whole nation has to start shoveling hundreds of billions in bureaucrat coffers.

Posted by: Maritime at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM (lKmt3)

458 I think what matters is where the purchaser resides.



Posted by: irright at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (RVcmP)

Well, doh! The remailer becomes the purchaser of record. Who then ships the product to the actual purchaser as a "gift".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM (WFV7d)

459 Now I am become Twitter, the Destroyer of Careers

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM (lSrgA)

460 443 But the comments in the Ace threads are so cutthroat that I prefer the book and art threads.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 11:05 AM (fuK7c)


Not gonna lie. A lot of the time I feel pressure to keep up with the cut-throat mean-spirit, when I know I'm not very good at being that way.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 11:08 AM (WDCYi)

461 445 Some of you people here are weird. I, however, have RMBS on my side and that's all I need.

Posted by: bluebell

Don't forget the penicillin.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 21, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)

462 Re..... comment 443.... yeah, not commenting on political threads here anymore... like being stuck in sand on a beach with bald tires. You just spin and go nowhere, getting angrier and angrier...

Posted by: kraken at June 21, 2018 11:08 AM (ffWPP)

463 It's not that we care about has been Peter Fonda it's that we are sick of the double standard.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 11:09 AM (LiyEm)

464 SCOTUS rules that the appointments of administrative law judges at SEC are unconstitutional. Which is both hilarious and potentially chaotic.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

465 Southwest Airlines has joined United, American, and Frontier in the "we won't transport these kids" hysteria.

Posted by: itsacookbook


Seeing some companies that need to be visited by a fully weaponized FCC.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:09 AM (OZZ16)

466 446 Southwest Airlines has joined United, American, and Frontier in the "we won't transport these kids" hysteria.
Let me get this straight: they don't like kids in the temporary digs (the "cages") but they won't fly them to the nice, well-maintained, permanent homes with education, medical, and recreation facilities.
Posted by: itsacookbook at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (yPxXc)



Oh shit. And I have accumulated Southwest points. I expected better from Herb Kelleher and his minions. >-(

Delta it is I guess.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:09 AM (ujg0T)

467
402 I'm going with one of them. It's long and I'll probably be hotter than hell but it just looks better. Also navy.

go army!

wait. what?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 11:09 AM (NmR1a)

468 No. But I almost wish they would. Cab Companies would become the Wild West, and all those overpriced medallions in cities like PHI would go bye-bye.

Posted by: Hikaru


Yes, BUT...the majority of ALJs were treated as "employees" rather than "officers". And thus were not properly installed...and thus those they ruled against are entitled to re-hearings before properly appointed ALJs.

One administrative clusterf***, incoming.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:10 AM (AM1GF)

469 And, I see it says hand-wash, so that's great - no dry cleaner to ruin it!

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:06 AM (rhdgT)


You know what?...AFTER I took the other dress to the cleaners, I read the tag, 'hand wash'. I'm a idiot...but y'all knew that....

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:10 AM (Enq6K)

470 Tax!!, tax, tax, tax. Tax!!, tax, tax, tax, tax...
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 21, 2018 11:02 AM (7n4KQ)


If I read this right ... it was five/four. The five were - get this -

- Kennedy, Ginsburg, Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas.

Dissent was Roberts, Breyer, Sotomayor, and Kagan.

I gotta' say ... prepare to howl Horde ...

... twenty years from now, the Left is going to feel about Kagan about the same way I'm gonna' feel about Gorsuch.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:10 AM (fiGNd)

471 These corporations left wing virtue signalling must be punished.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 11:10 AM (LiyEm)

472 Ok can someone explain the allure of soccer to me?

I tried watching some of the Aussie game and it is SO painfully boring.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 09:51 AM (72PAC)
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Soccer gets super exciting, at times.

You know the times when you allow the use of hands, introduce full-contact, a scrum, a drop-kick, goalposts and call it "Rugby."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)

473 Well I tried to look up RMBS but nothing pops up except ads.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (0tfLf)

474 Re..... comment 443.... yeah, not commenting on political threads here anymore... like being stuck in sand on a beach with bald tires. You just spin and go nowhere, getting angrier and angrier...
Posted by: kraken

It depends on the amount of comments. Usually the first hundred or so are pretty good, well actually after the 10th comment as the ones before are declaring their firstness. Then about comment 400 they start to mellow out, go a little off topic, and the humor comes back.
Such as it is.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (8ikIW)

475 -
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Well, doh! The remailer becomes the purchaser of record. Who then ships the product to the actual purchaser as a "gift".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM

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Hah! I had read remailer as "retailer".

Posted by: irright at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (RVcmP)

476
I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics.

Politics will not refrain from you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (IqV8l)

477 Re..... comment 443.... yeah, not commenting on political threads here anymore... like being stuck in sand on a beach with bald tires. You just spin and go nowhere, getting angrier and angrier...

Posted by: kraken


That's why my commenting in those threads is so sparse. I'm repeating myself and finding it hard to have an opinion on matters that's not banworthy. So I stick to lighter fare mostly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (AM1GF)

478 You know what?...AFTER I took the other dress to the cleaners, I read the tag, 'hand wash'. I'm a idiot...but y'all knew that....
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:10 AM (Enq6K)
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Oh {{{Tami}}}. You poor thing. Well, you know now with this one. Just be sure to turn it inside out before you hand wash it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (rhdgT)

479 ol' Stan is sharpening his tool waiting for Peter Fonda to get there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2018 11:12 AM (nv4l9)

480 I'm conflicted on the sales tax issue - I can't deny that I do most of my shopping online these days. And yet, if I get everything tax free, thus cutting sales tax results, it's going to push States into funding their operations by relying ever more heavily on property taxes and use fees. I live in Texas so thankfully we don't have any State income tax, but that means we lean heavily on Sales Taxes. No Sales Tax, the state has a problem.

And, doing away with the local stores by giving Amazon a tax advantage is much the same thing as killing US employment by giving low cost Chinese factories free access with no tarrifs. It may benefit us in one way, by slightly cheaper prices, but does it really help us if it gets rid of so much of the local employment base?

I've looked at sales free internet purchases as a fun party that was going to have to come to an end, for the good of all of us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)

481 Don't do it MP4.

That's what The Powers That Be want. They want you to tune out of Politics - to throw your hands up and say I Don't Care.

They'd like nothing better than for you to achieve a Mental State of Blissful Ignorance - right up until the time they snap the trap.

Don't do it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)


Oh, you misunderstand. It's not that I don't care or want to ignore. It's that I'm approaching the point of just blind "Kill them all - God will know his own!" ranting, which Ace frowns upon.

For example, we talk about doxxing the left. Well, my response to that now is, stop flapping your damned mouths and start doing it! I can't, because I don't know how and don't have an internet platform for it. But I imagine a lot of people here can and do.

It's the rage at seeing no one do anything and no one get punished that's making me pull back. Not that I don't care.

I need this place too much for me to be banhammered.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 11:12 AM (kqsXK)

482 ... twenty years from now, the Left is going to feel about Kagan about the same way I'm gonna' feel about Gorsuch.

Posted by: ScoggDog


Kagan wrote the opinion on Lucia v. SEC (the ALJ case). You may be on to something there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:13 AM (AM1GF)

483 Well I tried to look up RMBS but nothing pops up except ads.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (0tfLf)
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He's right up there at comment 309, smiling at you.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:13 AM (rhdgT)

484 480 I'm conflicted on the sales tax issue - I can't deny that I do most of my shopping online these days. And yet, if I get everything tax free, thus cutting sales tax results, it's going to push States into funding their operations by relying ever more heavily on property taxes and use fees.

i live in california, so buying things online is a strategy straight out of cloward-piven.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2018 11:13 AM (NmR1a)

485
Soccer gets super exciting, at times.

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Commie kickball. Meh.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:13 AM (8XRCm)

486 Oh {{{Tami}}}. You poor thing. Well, you know now with this one. Just be sure to turn it inside out before you hand wash it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (rhdgT)

I'm two days away...I'm not touching it! Arrived perfectly fine.

Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (Enq6K)

487 Re..... comment 443.... yeah, not commenting on political threads here anymore... like being stuck in sand on a beach with bald tires. You just spin and go nowhere, getting angrier and angrier...
Posted by: kraken

It depends on the amount of comments. Usually the first hundred or so are pretty good, well actually after the 10th comment as the ones before are declaring their firstness. Then about comment 400 they start to mellow out, go a little off topic, and the humor comes back.
Such as it is.
Posted by: Bruce


Which is why we generally go to bewbs or guns after about 125 comments.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (OZZ16)

488 Oh {{{Tami}}}. You poor thing. Well, you know now with this one. Just be sure to turn it inside out before you hand wash it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (rhdgT)

Just do like the Clintons did. Donate the dress to charity, and claim a huge tax deduction. Throw in some used underwear to clinch the deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (WFV7d)

489 471 These corporations left wing virtue signalling must be punished.
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 11:10 AM (LiyEm)



Totally. And what is sad is that Southwest has been THE Airline for my regional and domestic flights. What they do, cheaper and no frills reliable air service for non-World Class cities, they do very well. But I am now cancelling my Southwest point accumulating Credit Card. Fuck them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (ujg0T)

490 Usually the first hundred or so are pretty good, well actually after the 10th comment as the ones before are declaring their firstness.

=

yes, very immature those

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (bUjCl)

491 I'm in CA. and already pay taxes on Amazon purchases so I don't care. I don't understand the Administrative Law Judges thing

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (O2RFr)

492 Anthony Weiner in drag.

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (a+WIL)

493 475 -
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Well, doh! The remailer becomes the purchaser of record. Who then ships the product to the actual purchaser as a "gift".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 11:07 AM

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Hah! I had read remailer as "retailer".
Posted by: irright at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (RVcmP)

Seems like that would be a thin profit margin. You would have to do a goodly volume. But I guess if you set up in a warehouse near the UPS facility and get some college kids to work for cheap you could make a go of it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

494 I need this place too much for me to be banhammered.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 11:12 AM (kqsXK)
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This is why I try to refrain from commenting too much on threads re: the apostate cuck "Right." Those people are the ones that get into banhammer territory.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:15 AM (AzW6q)

495 Ahhh...got it. Thanxs Bluebell. And RMBS.
That's what I get for having to go get coffee this morning for the Missus.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

496 Soccer gets super exciting, at times.


Right... Like watching paint dry

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 11:15 AM (O2RFr)

497 I've looked at sales free internet purchases as a fun party that was going to have to come to an end, for the good of all of us.


It was originally a nod and a wink "this is bullshit but we need to get e-commerce started" thing.

And I haven't read the current ruling, so consider this knowledge as of yesterday, but there's also the hardship of making Mary Anne's Flower Shop report tax on 50 different jurisdictions, because Mary Anne is really only good at floral arrangements.

But Amazon by this point can figure out how to collect sales tax.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 11:16 AM (fuK7c)

498 But the comments in the Ace threads are so cutthroat that I prefer the book and art threads.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

Hey, Ace! Come and look at dis pussy!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:16 AM (9BLnV)

499 474 Re..... comment 443.... yeah, not commenting on political threads here anymore... like being stuck in sand on a beach with bald tires. You just spin and go nowhere, getting angrier and angrier...
Posted by: kraken "

Our side is under a constant psy-ops assault, and unlike the left we still have to watch how far we can take our words, for the blog's sake. It's hard, I know. I've gotten better at it over the years, age helps with calmness.

A big part of keeping cool is having someone to believe in, someone you think can prevail over this yapping pack of chihuahua's trying to take the country down. I didn't use to believe in Trump, but everything I've seen gives me more and more to believe in.

The left is desperate, and apoplectic - but that does not mean they're winning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:16 AM (k1TUh)

500 We've had to pay taxes on online sales for years here in Indiana.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:16 AM (IqV8l)

501 486 Oh {{{Tami}}}. You poor thing. Well, you know now with this one. Just be sure to turn it inside out before you hand wash it.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (rhdgT)

I'm two days away...I'm not touching it! Arrived perfectly fine.

Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.

Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM



And we can go commando!
And some days in kilts!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)

502 Oh, you misunderstand. It's not that I don't care or want to ignore. It's that I'm approaching the point of just blind "Kill them all - God will know his own!" ranting, which Ace frowns upon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 11:12 AM (kqsXK)


Oh ... well then, you need the super-secret email address to Scogg of Spades HQ. A highly exclusive little email forum where like minded folks exchange such nuggets of wisdom.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:17 AM (fiGNd)

503 What did I stumble across????

https://youtu.be/jWDNMmzvNB4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 11:17 AM (J/cVy)

504 Hey bluebell! how you doin?

THanks for the MD help. We've contacted one who is interested. So many thanks heaped upon your head!!!!!

Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 11:17 AM (V+V48)

505 Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (Enq6K)

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Aloha shirt and slacks.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 11:17 AM (l5hQl)

506

Intel's
Brian Krzanich was forced out as CEO following an investigation into a
"consensual relationship with an Intel employee," the company announced
Thursday.


Brings new meaning to "Intel Inside"

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 21, 2018 11:17 AM (e8kgV)

507 Oh moki, that's great! Did my friend call you? Or is this from the other guy?

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (rhdgT)

508 Intel's
Brian Krzanich was forced out as CEO following an investigation into a
"consensual relationship with an Intel employee," the company announced
Thursday.


Shame he didn't work for the FBI...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (O2RFr)

509 For example, we talk about doxxing the left. Well, my response to that now is, stop flapping your damned mouths and start doing it!

I can't, because I don't know how and don't have an internet platform for it. But I imagine a lot of people here can and do.

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How is easy. Most here don't have the TIME.

It's easy to drop a quip here and there at the HQ, but it's much more time consuming to do public records searches.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (OZZ16)

510 Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.

Posted by: Tami

But as a married man, I have to figure out the right amount of alcohol to get her out of the slinky dress. Too much, she falls asleep on the drive home

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (8ikIW)

511 491
I'm in CA. and already pay taxes on Amazon purchases so I don't care. I don't understand the Administrative Law Judges thing

Posted by: It's me donna at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (O2RFr)
Last I checked Amazon's stocks dropped by $20..heh.. but yeah, we already pay sales tax on internet purchases..

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

512 didn't Bill Gates marry an employee?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (nv4l9)

513 507 Oh moki, that's great! Did my friend call you? Or is this from the other guy?
Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (rhdgT)

It was from the other guy, but your friend did call-I am a heel and haven't returned his call. I blame my stupid brain that still thinks today is Wednesday. But they were all awesome!! You rock!!

Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 11:19 AM (V+V48)

514 I hear a report yesterday that Melania was the one that called the SS on him. Any truth to that?
Posted by: Tami


I doubt Melania has any kind of authority on this. Not to be dismissive, but this is SOP for the Secret Service.

Real or imagined threats against the First Family, etc.

Fonda is a terrorist and should be treated accordingly. He made that quite clear yesterday with repeated comments on Twitter.

Oh, and now his "agent" is apologizing, because Sony came down hard on him.

A little too little, a little too late.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 21, 2018 10:54 AM (vcOmj)

I'm guessing Melania had a meeting with one of the SS superiors regarding any additional precautions she should take with Barron. She's doing a fantastic job, along with the SS, with keeping Barron out of the spotlight, while I'm sure he is getting to participate in either summer school events, or other events we don't know about.
These things get translated incorrectly as they go down the phone line, like the phone game we played as kids.

I would like to know if Fonda actually did receive a visit from SS. Personally, I would have like to have seen charges brought. He was publicly inciting violence against a child and there should be more of a penalty than a crabby statement from his movie producers.

A movie from which he will still receive residuals.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2018 11:19 AM (OdLH1)

515 ... twenty years from now, the Left is going to feel about Kagan about the same way I'm gonna' feel about Gorsuch.

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Handsome. distinguished looking dude???

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:19 AM (8XRCm)

516 Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (Enq6K)

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Aloha shirt and slacks swim trunks.
Posted by: SMH


*suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:19 AM (OZZ16)

517 Last I checked Amazon's stocks dropped by $20..heh.

=

nothing to celebrate

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (bUjCl)

518 But as a married man, I have to figure out the right amount of alcohol to get her out of the slinky dress. Too much, she falls asleep on the drive home

Posted by: Bruce


And that can be a drag, if she's driving.

Posted by: JT at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (kBQ3p)

519 Big decision in Lucia v SEC. SEC administrative law judges are officers of the United States for the purposes of appointments. That means they have to be appointed by the president and confirmed by the senate. Trump just got a crap-ton of additional judicial appointments to make.

I would also say that this calls into question every ALJ in the federal regulatory state, which means that Trump has a SMOD's worth of additional appointments to make.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

520 499 474 Re..... comment 443.... yeah, not commenting on political threads here anymore... like being stuck in sand on a beach with bald tires. You just spin and go nowhere, getting angrier and angrier...
Posted by: kraken "

Our side is under a constant psy-ops assault, and unlike the left we still have to watch how far we can take our words, for the blog's sake. It's hard, I know. I've gotten better at it over the years, age helps with calmness.

A big part of keeping cool is having someone to believe in, someone you think can prevail over this yapping pack of chihuahua's trying to take the country down. I didn't use to believe in Trump, but everything I've seen gives me more and more to believe in.

The left is desperate, and apoplectic - but that does not mean they're winning.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:16 AM (k1TUh)



I WANT to believe that it is darkest before the dawn, that the Left will scream the loudest before they puncture and rapidly deflate.

After all, some of the most orchestrated Leftist propaganda came in the 1980s, from Nuclear Appeasement and Surrender to Sandinista political fellatio. And then the Soviet Empire surprisingly collapsed.

But now, they are domestic traitors, not just appeasing hostile foreign powers, but importing hostile races (and training those races to BE hostile) and destroying us from within.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (ujg0T)

521 Seems like that would be a thin profit margin. You would have to do a goodly volume. But I guess if you set up in a warehouse near the UPS facility and get some college kids to work for cheap you could make a go of it.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:15 AM (RD7QR)

Well, it would probably only work for big-ticket items, where the foregone sales tax would leave enough margin for my profit and the re-shipping to the real customer (plus enough of a savings to him to make it worthwhile for him to use my services).

Would probably need to find a way to put a hash into the address, so that a quick scan of the package would yield the correct onward shipping address.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (WFV7d)

522 Oh, you misunderstand. It's not that I don't care or want to ignore. It's that I'm approaching the point of just blind "Kill them all - God will know his own!" ranting, which Ace frowns upon. "

On that topic, just remember Tuco's advice in G, B, & E - "If you're going to shoot, Shoot! Don't talk!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (k1TUh)

523
Too much, she falls asleep on the drive home
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:18 AM (8ikIW)

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...... AND ????

Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

524 Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (Enq6K)

A biological truth concerning men and women. Men wouldn't even wear that if women weren't so congenitally insane. Women do work, women are work, and women make work for themselves. Concern about dresses? Only because your goal in life is to be a decorated Christmas Tree. You can wear lots of colorful and sparkly things, you can smell good, you are crowned with a star, and, most importantly, you are surrounded by presents.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (9BLnV)

525 SMH or worse

The aloha shirt with the clashing aloha shorts..

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (J/cVy)

526 And that can be a drag, if she's driving.
Posted by: JT

Damn straight. That's why more and more we opt out for the hotel at or near the venue

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (8ikIW)

527 Oh, and now his "agent" is apologizing, because Sony came down hard on him.
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That's weird. What got into Sony? If there's one thing I take on faith as an iron law of nature, it's

"Being a Leftist means never having to say you're sorry."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

528 That's okay, moki - I'm glad you found someone. Do call my friend back when you get a chance, however, because I can't tell you how much better he looks/feels since he figured out how to cope with the Lyme. I'm hoping for the same for your daughter.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (rhdgT)

529
Aloha shirt and slacks.

I worked in a machine shop once where the CNC dept supervisor said he hated Florida shirts.

So naturally everybody wore a Florida shirt every Friday.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (HaL55)

530 I love soccer but its a childhood thing as well. Some of my earliest memories are listening to EPL matches on the radio with my dad and then later on when we got a telly, watching them together. Everytime I watch an EPL game, I feel like my dad is there w. me (he died in 2006).

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (a0IVu)

531 Guys have it soooo easy...wear a suit/rent a tux. Done.
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2018 11:14 AM (Enq6K)

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Yes. We have it easy because we can make up our minds about what we're wearing WEEKS ahead of time in stead of still deciding 10 minutes after we were supposed to be there.....

Posted by: Bill Cosby at June 21, 2018 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

532 A biological truth concerning men and women. Men wouldn't even wear that if women weren't so congenitally insane. Women do work, women are work, and women make work for themselves. Concern about dresses? Only because your goal in life is to be a decorated Christmas Tree. You can wear lots of colorful and sparkly things, you can smell good, you are crowned with a star, and, most importantly, you are surrounded by presents.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (9BLnV)

I'd like to disagree with you, but honestly? That's pretty apt.

Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 11:22 AM (V+V48)

533 And it's elevenses. Time for tea. May BBL.

I've posted this before, but I still love it - Claudette Colbert:

https://tinyurl.com/htvwusg

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2018 11:22 AM (kqsXK)

534
damn

sock

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:22 AM (8XRCm)

535 Aloha shirt and slacks swim trunks.
Posted by: SMH


*suggested edit
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:19 AM (OZZ16)

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If at the beach, sure.

In church? Slacks.

Our paster told us it was the first time he wore an aloha shirt officiating.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 11:22 AM (l5hQl)

536 Big decision in Lucia v SEC. SEC administrative law
judges are officers of the United States for the purposes of
appointments. That means they have to be appointed by the president and
confirmed by the senate. Trump just got a crap-ton of additional
judicial appointments to make.



I would also say that this calls into question every ALJ in the
federal regulatory state, which means that Trump has a SMOD's worth of
additional appointments to make.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General
and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM

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That's friggin huge. Administrative Judges are all over the place. I have a buddy back in Kentucky who is one. He just applied for the opening and went through the interview process and got picked up full time after a probation period.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (+Dllb)

537 528 That's okay, moki - I'm glad you found someone. Do call my friend back when you get a chance, however, because I can't tell you how much better he looks/feels since he figured out how to cope with the Lyme. I'm hoping for the same for your daughter.
Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:21 AM (rhdgT)

Absolutely. I'll try tonight.

How are you doing? I hope your summer is calm and peaceful!

Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (V+V48)

538 nothing to celebrate

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (bUjCl)
Actually yes, their stocks are a bit too rich for me to buy right now but if they drop a bit more, I'd be tempted.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (a0IVu)

539 Pastor...sheesh.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (l5hQl)

540 How are you doing? I hope your summer is calm and peaceful!
Posted by: moki at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (V+V4
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It's been a very busy June and will continue to be, but I'm hoping for a calmer July. But all is well.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (rhdgT)

541 Kagan wrote the opinion on Lucia v. SEC (the ALJ case). You may be on to something there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:13 AM (AM1GF)


Kagan shows Intellectual Honesty - I think of her quite a bit like Dershowitz. I can deal with most that are at least consistent and honest ... even if they're just consistent and honest in their desire to put me in the camps. That would at least be an improvement over today's bullshit-o-palooza.

Kagan, Roberts, Kennedy, Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch on Lucia. Breyer both assented and dissented ... don't ask me how that works. Sotomayor and Ginsburg bitched ... because that's what they do.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)

542 qu'est-ce que c'est le "Florida shirt"?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)

543 Seems like that would be a thin profit margin. You would have to do a goodly volume. But I guess if you set up in a warehouse near the UPS facility and get some college kids to work for cheap you could make a go of it.
Posted by: joncelli


Kollige kids?

Illegals. $1.50 hr.

Isn't that what the left and the CoC want them for??

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (OZZ16)

544 Well I tried to look up RMBS but nothing pops up except ads.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:11 AM (0tfLf)


Residential mortgage-backed securities

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 11:25 AM (jjaLl)

545 Mr Samuel Quincy must had had terrible eyesight.

Posted by: West at June 21, 2018 11:25 AM (7Fa8Y)

546 qu'est-ce que c'est le "Florida shirt"?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
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I was wondering la meme chose but I've grown to be wary of anything that uses "Florida" as an adjective.

Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:25 AM (rhdgT)

547 Big decision in Lucia v SEC. SEC administrative law judges are officers of the United States for the purposes of appointments. That means they have to be appointed by the president and confirmed by the senate. Trump just got a crap-ton of additional judicial appointments to make.

I would also say that this calls into question every ALJ in the federal regulatory state, which means that Trump has a SMOD's worth of additional appointments to make.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

Doesn't this tie in with Levin's claim that the 17 Democrat lawyers in the Mueller probe are acting beyond their ability when they are recommending charges to state AGs as they are not appointed through the appointment clause and therefore not actually able to bring charges?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2018 11:25 AM (OdLH1)

548 Mrs Quincy looks remarkably like Stewart from the Big Bang Theory. No?

Posted by: firefirefire at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (LVVMh)

549 I'm looking forward to AtC's take on this administrative law judge ruling. If this has the effect of slowing down the bureaucratic behemoth I'm betting she'll approve, in her usual emphatic way.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

550 Trump setting up gigantic chain explosion in heads.

He's planning to meet with Putin in July.

The Troll in Chief marches on.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (vDqXW)

551 qu'est-ce que c'est le "Florida shirt"?

Sais pas. But I'm guessing it involves meth, alligators, and the not good kind of public nudity.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (fuK7c)

552 A biological truth concerning men and women. Men wouldn't even wear that if women weren't so congenitally insane. Women do work, women are work, and women make work for themselves. Concern about dresses? Only because your goal in life is to be a decorated Christmas Tree. You can wear lots of colorful and sparkly things, you can smell good, you are crowned with a star, and, most importantly, you are surrounded by presents.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Heh. Before a dress up to do, I shower about 3 hours before we're leaving to get out of the way. The wife then has to do her hair get dressed in the next 2 and a half hours. About 15 minutes before we leave, I get dressed and then wait by the door jingling the keys knowing full well we will leave 10 minutes late.

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:27 AM (8ikIW)

553 He's planning to meet with Putin in July.

The Troll in Chief marches on.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (vDqXW)

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Aaaaaaaand there goes the left tossing immigrant babies aside for their new shiny.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (l5hQl)

554 What was the basis for the SC ruling on sales taxes? There used to be a federal law that prevented this - did Court declare this law unconsitutitonal?

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (VkOIy)

555 I'm looking forward to AtC's take on this administrative law judge ruling.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)


I'm looking forward to the next time she feels like taking off her top and posting bra pics.

But ... my mind runs a little different from the rest of the Horde.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (fiGNd)

556 But now, they are domestic traitors, not just appeasing hostile foreign powers, but importing hostile races (and training those races to BE hostile) and destroying us from within."

It may not be much comfort, but realize that they've always been here, and they've always been this bad, and they have always been working towards these ends. It's just that before now they were very good at keeping themselves hidden.

Now they've grown confident enough to come out in public and put themselves on full display - just as in the current brouhaha, all of the Dems are now out admitting that they really want completely open borders with no enforcement at all. They used to lie about that, now they are proud of it. It hurts to see, but the fact that we can all now see who they are is what we needed.

And if you doubt that this has been going on for a long time - have no doubt that the Barack Obama Presidency was the result of a 40 year long operation to place some of their top operatives at the pinnacle of American power, with the goal of completely destroying this country as an international power. Don't fear the worst - the worst thing that has ever happened to this country already happened, 10 years ago, and somehow we lived through it.

Never think of the Obama presidency as being anything other than a treasonous plot intentionally meant to destroy this country. They think they won, that's why they think they can let their masks slip now. But they haven't won, and now we're fighting back.

Fighting back is hard. It's always hard. It tears you down and wears you out. It wouldn't be a fight if it didn't - but it's worth it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (k1TUh)

557
qu'est-ce que c'est le "Florida shirt"?

Basically an Aloha shirt. Bold prints usually of palm trees that never quite match whatever else you're wearing.

Esta el shirt-o loud-o.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (HaL55)

558 That massive flushing sound?

Every ruling by an administrative judge not properly appointed be nullified.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (J/cVy)

559 546 qu'est-ce que c'est le "Florida shirt"?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (/tuJf)
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I was wondering la meme chose but I've grown to be wary of anything that uses "Florida" as an adjective.


Posted by: bluebell at June 21, 2018 11:25 AM



Cocaine packets sewn into the hem and collar.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (0tfLf)

560 Supreme Court opens the door for states' taxation of internet purchases; left wing psychopaths blame Trump for raising taxes.

Apparently being crazy isn't a choice.

Posted by: Crazy Is the New Gay at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (XcgmW)

561 I've been watching the greatest Kickball players from around the world.I remain unimpressed.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 21, 2018 11:29 AM (u/p7K)

562 Think I found Florida Shirt

https://tinyurl.com/y8gr9wym

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 11:29 AM (bUjCl)

563 Heh. Before a dress up to do, I shower about 3 hours before we're leaving to get out of the way. The wife then has to do her hair get dressed in the next 2 and a half hours. About 15 minutes before we leave, I get dressed and then wait by the door jingling the keys knowing full well we will leave 10 minutes late.
Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:27 AM (8ikIW)

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Lucky you. I dare not jingle the keys.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

564 Aaaaaaaand there goes the left tossing immigrant babies aside for their new shiny.

That would have happened Monday anyway after the weekend poll numbers came in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2018 11:29 AM (B+qrE)

565 He's planning to meet with Putin in July.

The Troll in Chief marches on.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (vDqXW)

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Aaaaaaaand there goes the left tossing immigrant babies aside for their new shiny.
Posted by: SMH



Yeah. The left will toss off brown babies as quick as they tossed off black babies.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:30 AM (OZZ16)

566 Kagan shows Intellectual Honesty - I think of her quite a bit like Dershowitz. I can deal with most that are at least consistent and honest ... even if they're just consistent and honest in their desire to put me in the camps. That would at least be an improvement over today's bullshit-o-palooza.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)
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Kagen consulted on ACA when she was part of the Obama administration--and *refused* to recuse herself in NFIB v. Sebellius, while concurring with the reinterpretation of the ACA that allowed it to remain.

Although I have been surprised by some of her candor--because of her croniness--I put her *far* below Dershowitz.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:30 AM (vDqXW)

567 557
qu'est-ce que c'est le "Florida shirt"?

Basically an Aloha shirt. Bold prints usually of palm trees that never quite match whatever else you're wearing.

Esta el shirt-o loud-o.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (HaL55)



Meh--In my part of the world those were *always* Hawaiian Shirts.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:30 AM (ujg0T)

568
. Trump just got a crap-ton of additional judicial appointments to make.

The best part is that liberals didn't know about this case because #FakeNews couldn't take five minutes out of their Russia/ Stormy Daniel s coverage to report on it'

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 11:30 AM (10vO4)

569 >>Basically an Aloha shirt. Bold prints usually of palm trees that never quite match whatever else you're wearing.


Ah, merci.

I thought it might be a beater de wife.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (/tuJf)

570 Didn't we have this portrait before? I'm sure I remember such groundbreaking artistic commentary such as "It's a man, baby" ;^)

I like the colors in her dress and the way the fabric is painted which is my usual UN-groundbreaking artistic commentary. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (O5K3f)

571 Concern about dresses? Only because your goal in life is to be a decorated Christmas Tree. You can wear lots of colorful and sparkly things, you can smell good, you are crowned with a star, and, most importantly, you are surrounded by presents.

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LOL

I spent less than 500 bucks total on wedding, and we requested no gifts.

You're right though, that most women focus on the the wedding, and not the marriage.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (l5hQl)

572 Lucky you. I dare not jingle the keys.
Posted by: fixerupper

She's grown deaf to the sound. I've already tried exasperated sighs and those didn't work either

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (8ikIW)

573 Seems like sales tax ruling is the Court reigning in the Commerce clause - need to verify. If so, could potentially be a good thing even though in general this ruling harms consumers.

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (VkOIy)

574 Lucky you. I dare not jingle the keys.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:29 AM



Ditto.
That's what the flask is for.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

575 I'm looking forward to the next time she feels like taking off her top and posting "bra pics".


Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (fiGNd)

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You misspelled "victory whipped cream pics".

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (8XRCm)

576 Lucky you. I dare not jingle the keys.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:29 AM (8XRCm)

Jingling keys get their own outline when they chalk around the dead body

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (5mQoZ)

577 550 Trump setting up gigantic chain explosion in heads.

He's planning to meet with Putin in July.

The Troll in Chief marches on.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:26 AM (vDqXW)

Aaaaaand heads go boom all over the Acela corridor and on the left coast.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

578 That's why I'm going to bow out as soon as Ace posts a polity thread. And if I post during the times of PunkMunk or the Solomonic Simian, I'm going to refrain as much as possible from politics. It's making me sick.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Don't do it MP4.

That's what The Powers That Be want. They want you to tune out of Politics - to throw your hands up and say I Don't Care.

They'd like nothing better than for you to achieve a Mental State of Blissful Ignorance - right up until the time they snap the trap.

Don't do it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)


I agree with Scoggdog. We need to hang together, even if it is on a blog. If one cannot handle just making comments to others of this struggle, how on earth could we endure the sacrifice for freedom we will have to make later.

And we will have to make sacrifices. Oh yes.

Posted by: Soona at June 21, 2018 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)

579 >>>>Yeah. The left will toss off brown babies as quick as they tossed off black babies.




Phrasing?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 21, 2018 11:32 AM (jjaLl)

580 Seems like sales tax ruling is the Court reigning in
the Commerce clause - need to verify. If so, could potentially be a
good thing even though in general this ruling harms consumers.





Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:31 AM

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Stupid person, everyone knows that the retailers will have to pay the tax not the customer.....

Posted by: Typical LIV at June 21, 2018 11:32 AM (+Dllb)

581 Great in the sack tho...

There aren't enough bags.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 09:52 AM (/tuJf)


Use Washington's eggnog recipe.

if it still functions after that, you won't care what she looks like...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (8D42x)

582 I believe the Impressionist movement started right after this painting.

Posted by: jd at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (cIj06)

583 I think Trump is performing a medical experiment via Twitter - "How far can I push the Left before they go all Scanners and explode?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (J/cVy)

584 536 Big decision in Lucia v SEC. SEC administrative law
judges are officers of the United States for the purposes of
appointments. That means they have to be appointed by the president and
confirmed by the senate. Trump just got a crap-ton of additional
judicial appointments to make.



I would also say that this calls into question every ALJ in the
federal regulatory state, which means that Trump has a SMOD's worth of
additional appointments to make.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General
and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 21, 2018 11:20 AM

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That's friggin huge. Administrative Judges are all over the place. I have a buddy back in Kentucky who is one. He just applied for the opening and went through the interview process and got picked up full time after a probation period.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (+Dllb)

Wew Lads! We are officially tearing down the Soviet Unionization of our country!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (E4NQ0)

585 Sotomayer is just a dumb justice. To the extent you have one, better to have that one on the other side where there only damage is on voting and not on actual persuasion with any form of legal or logical reasoning.

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (VkOIy)

586 You misspelled "victory whipped cream pics".


Technically, AtC showed bra and Bebe showed pudding.

If there was any whipped cream I would appreciate a link.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (fuK7c)

587
Meh--In my part of the world those were *always* Hawaiian Shirts.

Well, I'm down here in the FLaccid State, so...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (HaL55)

588 480 I'm conflicted on the sales tax issue - I can't deny that I do most of my shopping online these days. And yet, if I get everything tax free, thus cutting sales tax results, it's going to push States into funding their operations by relying ever more heavily on property taxes and use fees. I live in Texas so thankfully we don't have any State income tax, but that means we lean heavily on Sales Taxes. No Sales Tax, the state has a problem.

And, doing away with the local stores by giving Amazon a tax advantage is much the same thing as killing US employment by giving low cost Chinese factories free access with no tarrifs. It may benefit us in one way, by slightly cheaper prices, but does it really help us if it gets rid of so much of the local employment base?

I've looked at sales free internet purchases as a fun party that was going to have to come to an end, for the good of all of us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)



I concur. Shop locally and all that. Brick and Mortar stores are good things.

This actually may be a "Conservative" Judicial ruling. And Elena Bulldyke may, in a Dershowitz way, be okay for a lefty.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (ujg0T)

589 I believe the Impressionist movement started right after this painting.
Posted by: jd

Is that when Rich Little got his start?

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (8ikIW)

590 Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)

Although I have been surprised by some of her candor--because of her croniness--I put her *far* below Dershowitz.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:30 AM (vDqXW)


Meh ... wasn't THAT long ago that I was the turd in the punchbowl defending Dershowitz to all my better-informed Republican Friends ... when it seemed like He and I were the only two fuckers screaming that The Patriot Act was Unconstitutional.

OK - that's an exaggeration. I don't have any friends, they're not better informed, and they sure as Hell wouldn't be Republicans.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (fiGNd)

591 I can't help noticing that the libtards use inflammatory rage at Trump/conservatives/White people when they need some face time in front of the masses. Take Penis Fonda----please. Have you heard of him recently? Now, he comes out, strokes the left's outrage clitoris, and gets some publicity. Remember, to public personas, there is no bad publicity. He'll see a boast in his like count on Twitter and can pick up some shekels playing 2nd bad guy from the left in Doucheous Baggins latest scary-bang-bang-thing-car-chase-extravaganza. I guess his investments in do-it-yourself transgender surgery kits haven't paid off. And the same for Di Niro, Ron Perlman, Howdy Doody's girl friend, Samantha Bee, Jimmy Kimmel, etc. I think they probably wear the insults from non-leftists as badges of honor. We shouldn't give them attention. Just a dirt nap. In a lime pit.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV)

592 Jeff Flake says he considering blocking Trump's judicial nominees unless he drops tariffs and opens up travel restrictions to Cuba.

This is why I'm so leery about McConnell canceling the recess. All he needs is a couple of feckless lame-duck Republicvnts to play ball, and the agenda will remain in limbo, while denying Trump recess appointments.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:34 AM (AzW6q)

593 That's what The Powers That Be want. They want you to tune out of Politics - to throw your hands up and say I Don't Care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)
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Yup. Ever since Marcuse proposed the hurling of obscenity to drive good-natured people from the confrontation, it's right where the left wants you.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:34 AM (vDqXW)

594 I think Trump is performing a medical experiment via
Twitter - "How far can I push the Left before they go all Scanners and
explode?"





Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM

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After his last brilliant masterstroke they are so unhinged I hope the Secret Service is doing double duty on his protection detail. Some lefty is going to snap and will try and get physical with Trump soon.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:34 AM (+Dllb)

595 Jeff Flake says he considering blocking Trump's judicial nominees unless he drops tariffs and opens up travel restrictions to Cuba.

Well, neither of those things are going to happen, Mr. Lame Duck.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 21, 2018 11:35 AM (B+qrE)

596 What was the basis for the SC ruling on sales taxes? There used to be a federal law that prevented this - did Court declare this law unconsitutitonal?
Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (VkOIy)

Legal Insurrection has a quick take on it. The federal law required that a retailer had to have a presence in the state for the state to enforce it's sales tax requirement by requiring the retailer to collect tax and send it to the state. This ruling eliminates that presence requirement.

States have always had the power to collect a sales tax on out of state sales,( Michigan asks you to declare on your Income Tax form if you have bought anything out of state that would ordinarily be subject to the states sales tax if it was bought in state). Now they can legally compel an internet company to charge the tax, collect it, and send the tax to the state treasurer.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2018 11:36 AM (OdLH1)

597 Well, neither of those things are going to happen, Mr. Lame Duck.
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I think he knows that, and the point is just to wrench the works.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:36 AM (AzW6q)

598 I am of the opinion that most "employees" of the executive branch should be considered officers of the United States.

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:36 AM (VkOIy)

599 Would commercial airlines even be used by ICE to transport illegals? Sounds like meaningless posturing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 21, 2018 11:37 AM (/qEW2)

600 I concur. Shop locally and all that. Brick and Mortar stores are good things.

Posted by: Curmudgeon



What happens when they don't carry what I need?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:37 AM (OZZ16)

601 Never did see AtC's bra pic.
Sadz.

I think Ace needs a décolletage HOF link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)

602 That's friggin huge. Administrative Judges are all over the place. I have a buddy back in Kentucky who is one. He just applied for the opening and went through the interview process and got picked up full time after a probation period.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (+Dllb)

Wew Lads! We are officially tearing down the Soviet Unionization of our country!

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo


Yep. Like I said earlier, while everyone worries about sales tax, the courts just kneecapped the unappointed, unaccountable administrative state.

It's a fine unexpected gift for the day. I imagine AtC will want to roll around in that one for a while...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:38 AM (AM1GF)

603 Legal Insurrection has a quick take on it. The federal law required that a retailer had to have a presence in the state for the state to enforce it's sales tax requirement by requiring the retailer to collect tax and send it to the state. This ruling eliminates that presence requirement.

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Sound like it didn't really reign in the Commerce Clause - just the Court making its own decision to overrule Congress on the merits. That I don't like. Will need to review this some more. I'm still a little unclear.

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:38 AM (VkOIy)

604 592 Jeff Flake says he considering blocking Trump's judicial nominees unless he drops tariffs and opens up travel restrictions to Cuba.

This is why I'm so leery about McConnell canceling the recess. All he needs is a couple of feckless lame-duck Republicvnts to play ball, and the agenda will remain in limbo, while denying Trump recess appointments.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:34 AM (AzW6q)



Patriot judges need to get steamrolled over Demunist obstructionism, which means no recess. Believe it or not, Yertle The Turtle is okay here.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:38 AM (ujg0T)

605 I'm sure somebody has asked this already but does Mrs Samuel Quigley have an Adam's apple?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at June 21, 2018 11:39 AM (nBr1j)

606 Gender: Non-binary

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (RfnqA)

607 I'm sure somebody has asked this already but does Mrs Samuel Quigley have an Adam's apple?

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She's got the rest of the orchard...elsewhere...

Posted by: reason at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (W2YA6)

608 591 I can't help noticing that the libtards use inflammatory rage at Trump/conservatives/White people when they need some face time in front of the masses. Take Penis Fonda----please. Have you heard of him recently? Now, he comes out, strokes the left's outrage clitoris, and gets some publicity. Remember, to public personas, there is no bad publicity. He'll see a boast in his like count on Twitter and can pick up some shekels playing 2nd bad guy from the left in Doucheous Baggins latest scary-bang-bang-thing-car-chase-extravaganza. I guess his investments in do-it-yourself transgender surgery kits haven't paid off. And the same for Di Niro, Ron Perlman, Howdy Doody's girl friend, Samantha Bee, Jimmy Kimmel, etc. I think they probably wear the insults from non-leftists as badges of honor. We shouldn't give them attention. Just a dirt nap. In a lime pit.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV)



A kinky idea: is there some way to pierce the Leftist clitoris--keep it constantly outraged, until it drops out of exhaustion.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (ujg0T)

609 Kagan shows Intellectual Honesty - I think of her quite a bit like Dershowitz. I can deal with most that are at least consistent and honest ... even if they're just consistent and honest in their desire to put me in the camps. That would at least be an improvement over today's bullshit-o-palooza.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)

Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)

610 Legal Insurrection has a quick take on it. The
federal law required that a retailer had to have a presence in the state
for the state to enforce it's sales tax requirement by requiring the
retailer to collect tax and send it to the state. This ruling eliminates
that presence requirement.



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Sound like it didn't really reign in the Commerce Clause - just the
Court making its own decision to overrule Congress on the merits. That I
don't like. Will need to review this some more. I'm still a little
unclear.


Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:38 AM

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This ruling was going to happen sooner or later. Surprised it took them this long to make it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:41 AM (+Dllb)

611 Yep. Like I said earlier, while everyone worries about sales tax, the courts just kneecapped the unappointed, unaccountable administrative state.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:38 AM (AM1GF)


Rules are one thing. Implementation is another.

Which happens first ? Rollback of the Administrative State ... or collection of these taxes ? I know where I'm placing my bet.

Its a Lawless Country. I just can't get all that excited because they changed a Law.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:41 AM (fiGNd)

612
Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)

Sotomayor

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 11:41 AM (10vO4)

613 I think Ace needs a decolletage HOF link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)

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'Ettes!

In!

SPAAAAACE!

Posted by: reason at June 21, 2018 11:42 AM (W2YA6)

614 Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)



That would be Sonia Sotomayor. Granted both look bulldykey, so your confusion is understandable.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:42 AM (ujg0T)

615 A handsome woman. And not in the old-fashioned meaning of the word.
e.g. "Elizabeth Bennett is one of the most handsome women of my acquaintance." - F. Darcy.

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2018 11:42 AM (3HNOQ)

616 Believe it or not, Yertle The Turtle is okay here.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:38 AM (ujg0T)
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Yeah, maybe so. I just can't bring myself to ever trust that sonofabitch. Ever since the Thad Cochrane thing, I've known his capacity for treachery to be bottomless...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q)

617 The ape's up.

Oops, my mistake. It's just a mannish-looking woman.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (xjiRE)

618 612
Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)

Sotomayor
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Kagan is neither wise

or Latina

or female

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (FZYNt)

619 Nancy Kulp in a past life?

(Drysdale's secretary, Jane Hathaway on the Beverly Hillbillies for you youngsters.)

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (RfnqA)

620 Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)


That's Sotomayor. Kagan's the Dumpy Jew Girl that made the funny joke in her hearing about eating Christmas Dinner in a Chinese Restaurant.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (fiGNd)

621 Bless her heart. I am sure she has a sweet personality.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (J5mzk)

622 Cool, now every small business on the internet will be put out of business by making it file tax returns in 50 states and God knows how many counties. By the way, Amazon and Walmart wanted this ruling so they could put any small competitor out of business by drowning it in paperwork. Chamber of Commerce elites win again!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (YRXy3)

623 ...raining on someone's parade...

...reigning over someone...

...reining in out-of-control spending

...arraigning a criminal suspect...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (m45I2)

624 Meh ... wasn't THAT long ago that I was the turd in the punchbowl defending Dershowitz to all my better-informed Republican Friends ... when it seemed like He and I were the only two fuckers screaming that The Patriot Act was Unconstitutional.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:33 AM (fiGNd)
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I've always liked Dershowitz, even if I find the Patriot Act within the boundaries of the Constitution. My political grounding *starts* with the idea that people are going to have a different opinion than I do and that's okay.

I don't hate the left for being socialistic--I hate them for being lying sacks of disingenuous shit. I hate them for their political tactics of promoting "dialog" but all hands on deck at *subverting* dialog and grabbing for power.

But if you differ from me on Marxism, I understand people are going to have different ideas (and you're also going to have to explain to me how ANY of his economic theories make any sense whatsoever!).

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (vDqXW)

625 Would commercial airlines even be used by ICE to transport illegals"

Good question. Several seem to be unsure that ever happened...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (7LY+6)

626 Man that xhick upstairs is fuglier after cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (2CQCl)

627 Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


That's Sotomayor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (OZZ16)

628 Isn't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male


That's Sotomayor, who wound up on the side you'd expect for both rulings.

Oh! And DHS notice to a noncitizen to appear for deportation proceedings but not specifying time and date does not "stop the clock" for purposes of time spent in US and thus eligibility to avoid deportation.

I have no idea what that means, but it's probably moot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (AM1GF)

629 Serious question as I do not use the Twitters.

Is Peter Fondle's insane and ugly rant still up?

Posted by: reason at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (W2YA6)

630 They'd like nothing better than for you to achieve a Mental State of Blissful Ignorance - right up until the time they snap the trap.

Don't do it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM (fiGNd)


I agree with Scoggdog. We need to hang together, even if it is on a blog. If one cannot handle just making comments to others of this struggle, how on earth could we endure the sacrifice for freedom we will have to make later.

And we will have to make sacrifices. Oh yes.
Posted by: Soona at June 21, 2018 11:32 AM (Fs5vw)

Yup.... and I'm now crackin wise in public... much more so than in the past.

Luckily my Lady Dulcinea is Conservative herself, and thinks its funny.

Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

631 Mrs Samuel Quincy shoulda been a pitcher.

She's unhittable.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (oFx0Y)

632
I concur. Shop locally and all that. Brick and Mortar stores are good things.
Posted by: Curmudgeon

What happens when they don't carry what I need?
Posted by: rickb223


Yeah, like when you don't happen to live in New York City, Chicago or Los Angeles.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)

633 n't she the "wise Latina"? That doesn't sound like honesty to me.



Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2018 11:40 AM (9BLnV)

That's Sotomayor
Kagan is the one best known for starring in "The King of Queens"

Posted by: brak at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (VckGX)

634 "That's friggin huge. Administrative Judges are all over the place."

Absolutely - Lucia vs SEC really deserves it's own thread. It's kind of "inside baseball" for legal types, but this is going to go down as one of the most significant decision of this entire session.

Short version - the President just got a whole lot more power over the Bureaucracy, and the Bureaucracy just lost a lot of power they had granted to themselves.

This has been one of Gorsuch's biggest goals, he has written on it, and even though Kagan authored the opinion, it is full of ideas that Gorsuch has been behind for years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (k1TUh)

635 Man that xhick upstairs is fuglier after cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

How do you know she's had coffee?

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (8ikIW)

636 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (+Dllb)

637 This (for some reason...lack of sleep for months?) I saw a photo of Brook Shields the other day and thought she was Bruce "missing my little man" Jenner.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (J5mzk)

638 But ... my mind runs a little different from the rest of the Horde.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:28 AM (fiGNd)

Nah, that's right where I am too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee drinker at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (LISuA)

639 Thanks to the tip on legal analysis from Legal Insurrection on Sales Tax Case. Seems like Court did not overrule Congress in anyway, just its own precedent. Congress could fix on its own. At this point, I'm meh on this ruling.

The ALJ ruling is a home run though.

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (VkOIy)

640 Roberts, Breyer, Sotomayor, and KAGEN. Dissented in internet tax case.

fascinating...Ginsberg did not join 'liberal' minority for the win.

You would have figured conservatives would be AGAINST such taxes and liberals FOR such taxes, instead we got a flip, with each side getting a defector.

I'm really sad about Thomas. HE KNOWS such decsicions chip away against liberty. The power to tax is the power to destroy and WE HAD a tax free zone to operate in. This is a very BIG FUCKING DEAL. I wish I could have argued this case. Maybe some day.



They overturned their own precedent....which means they were wrong for the last 50 years. Nothing new about USSC being wrong...see Plessy v Ferguson or Dred Scott.

Buy anywho, this is a YUGE tax grab by the cash strapped states and it's the sheeple getting fleeced. So now the sheeple have LESS money in their pockets to buy stuff and stimulate more economic activity. Government has MORE cash to waste on useless economically draining activities like spending millions on needles for drug addicts, or enforceing a new boating operators license "tax" in Commiefornia.

The USSC does NOT actually believe in Liberty. They believe in Big Government with a boot on your neck forever.

Gorsuch was no help here...no really a surprise.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2018 11:46 AM (Y274z)

641 I hope Koko gets the same grief and mourning as what's his name Harambe.

Koko deserves it. She had a kitty cat, too. I like Koko far better than SJW's.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (J5mzk)

642 636 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (+Dllb)

Is that the gorilla from the movie Congo?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (72PAC)

643 Cool, now every small business on the internet will be put out of business by making it file tax returns in 50 states and God knows how many counties. By the way, Amazon and Walmart wanted this ruling so they could put any small competitor out of business by drowning it in paperwork. Chamber of Commerce elites win again!
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (YRXy3)

Yup, just drove all the small vendors off the internet, and into the hands off nationwide distributors.

It won't pay to run your own online business, unless you go through a paypal or Amazon.

Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (NgKpN)

644 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (+Dllb)
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Awww... I used to have a poster of her in the garage across from the loading bench when I was a kid. The one with the kitten.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (AzW6q)

645
Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Did it have any last words?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)

646 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


Sad. Saw where the oldest living one had it's 61st birthday at the Berlin Zoo.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (OZZ16)

647 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
I think the sign for that is crossing your index fingers over one eye.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (xBSm0)

648 I've always liked Dershowitz, even if I find the Patriot Act within the boundaries of the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (vDqXW)


I always like the guy too. But he didn't review as well with the In Real Life Republicans I used to know as he does here.

I'm always looking at boundaries ... political, professional, personal ... divisions where you can have it your way, I can have it my way, and we can leave each other alone as much as possible.

That, too, is not extremely popular In Real Life. In My Real Life, at least.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (fiGNd)

649 636 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (+Dllb)



That's actually a great lifespan for a gorilla.

I hate to say that Noam Chumpsky the Communist is right about linguistics and Francine "Penny" Patterson the animal lover and caretaker of Koko is wrong about same, but....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (ujg0T)

650 Koko deserves it. She had a kitty cat, too. I like Koko far better than SJW's.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky

And made a lot more sense

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (8ikIW)

651 >>This has been one of Gorsuch's biggest goals, he has written on it, and even though Kagan authored the opinion, it is full of ideas that Gorsuch has been behind for years.

If Gorsuch does the right thing on Janus which I fully expect him to he will have completely validated Trump's picking him as his first SCJ. The combination of today's vote and Janus is a double gut punch to the bureaucratic state.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (/tuJf)

652 632 Yeah, like when you don't happen to live in New York City, Chicago or Los Angeles.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)

I live in a place where a LOT of the things I want, I cannot buy brick-and-mortar.

And I know there's a huge temptation to just scoff and say "Then move.", but... ugh.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (WDCYi)

653 I've always liked Dershowitz, even if I find the Patriot Act within the boundaries of the Constitution. My political grounding *starts* with the idea that people are going to have a different opinion than I do and that's okay. "

I started off in favor of the Patriot act, but I've come around to thinking it is the greatest source of corruption and the greatest threat to our civil liberties that Congress has ever enacted.

Those who said that from the start were right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)

654
Would commercial airlines even be used by ICE to transport illegals"


I'm guessing it's cheaper and some countries might balk at the idea of us using their bases to return illegals if we do it with military flights

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2018 11:48 AM (10vO4)

655 636 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (+Dllb)


Is that why the ape thread is late? He went to the funeral?

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2018 11:48 AM (xjiRE)

656 What kind of piece of shit even thinks what Peter Fonda wrote?

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2018 11:48 AM (3HNOQ)

657 Would commercial airlines even be used by ICE to transport illegals"

Good question. Several seem to be unsure that ever happened...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (7LY+6)

-------------------

I'm already paid off, and easily seat as many butts as a 737. Plus, I can offload VERY quickly, IYKWIM (AITYD)...

Posted by: C-130 Herc at June 21, 2018 11:49 AM (W2YA6)

658
This (for some reason...lack of sleep for months?) I saw a photo of Brook Shields the other day and thought she was Bruce "missing my little man" Jenner.


Saw a funny last night: a wanted poster (for rape-rape) showing a pic of Bruce Jenner, with Caitlyn Jenner saying she was sexually abused by Bruce for decades.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 11:49 AM (HaL55)

659 Is that why the ape thread is late? He went to the funeral?
Posted by: rickl

Wore shorts and a Hawaiian shirt

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:49 AM (8ikIW)

660 I'm in Pittsburgh today for my daughter's freshman orientation. As I was waiting in the airport yesterday, I was thinking about the people who complain about what people wear for air travel these days. And all I could think was "go fuck yourselves".

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2018 11:49 AM (RxerK)

661 What kind of piece of shit even thinks what Peter Fonda wrote?

Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2018 11:48 AM (3HNOQ)
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Yeah. I think some pretty unspeakable things about my enemies. But I leave the kids out of it. Even in my thoughts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

662 Yeah, like when you don't happen to live in New York City, Chicago or Los Angeles.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:44 AM (IqV8l)

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Id wager theres not a reloading supply store in either of those cities.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (8XRCm)

663 Koko deserves it. She had a kitty cat, too. I like Koko far better than SJW's.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (J5mzk)

Koko never flung feces at others, so she had SJWs beat on that count too.

Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (7n4KQ)

664 I get mouthy in public. More than before. Don't give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (1UeqT)

665 Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2018 11:45 AM (+Dllb)

---------------

Can we blame it on Trump? What were her last words? Did anyone ever ask her about undocumented children?

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

Posted by: CNN at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (W2YA6)

666 Back in my day, we wuz so poor we couldn't afford shoulders!
You kids these days don't know how good you have it, with your gadgets and cars, and shoulders.

Posted by: Aeric at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (ZbgGv)

667 I have come to Willow not to praise.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 11:51 AM (+lOpA)

668 For the Ape Thread, someone needs to photoshop a picture of Koko and Harambe with a big Heart outline overlaying, saying "Together At Last!"

too soon?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:51 AM (k1TUh)

669 Read that Koko's last words were "Keep making America great again" and, "I love President Trump even better than bananas and my kitty."

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Infidel Queen at June 21, 2018 11:51 AM (J5mzk)

670 Don't do it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:01 AM



Concur...don't do it MP4.
I learn a lot here, and I'm a cranky old bastard. But there isn't a day goes buy I don't pickup something new...from books...to elbows...to political ideas.
This is a good forum.

And yes, I hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)

671 Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2018 11:46 AM (Y274z)

And details will start to matter.

Where does the tax get paid?

State where you live?
State where you BOUGHT?
State its shipped from?
State where Internet Site resides?

because currently, if I go to another County here in Clownifornia, I pay State, then County, and sometimes CITY, sales Tax, in a real store...

And it does change by County... and City.

Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (NgKpN)

672 622
Cool, now every small business on the internet will be put out of
business by making it file tax returns in 50 states and God knows how
many counties. By the way, Amazon and Walmart wanted this ruling so they
could put any small competitor out of business by drowning it in
paperwork. Chamber of Commerce elites win again!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (YRXy3)

Heidi and i attempted to start a remodeling biz part time first while working, and then as we got started the we had to each month send a tax report form to every city around the phoenix area even if we didn't do business there. They would call us and say "just put zeros on it". Yeah, every fuckng month. You are right. Much of this is pushed by those already established to suppress completion. Just like 'certification's for every little thing you do to make a few bucks. Ebay will get hammered, etsy (where I'm doing some business), etc. Fuck these guys.Just figure out a way to collect disability like everyone else.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (2CQCl)

673 666 Back in my day, we wuz so poor we couldn't afford shoulders!
You kids these days don't know how good you have it, with your gadgets and cars, and shoulders.
Posted by: Aeric at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (ZbgGv)



What? Something about the shoulders? Seems odd to you?

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (+lOpA)

674 Koko's funeral will be televised on The Gorilla Channel.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (xBSm0)

675 Jeff Flake says he considering blocking Trump's judicial nominees unless he drops tariffs and opens up travel restrictions to Cuba.

So Mr. Popularity has decided that judges and relations with Cuba are related. This is why this jerk was a one hit wonder.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 21, 2018 11:53 AM (q8F2l)

676 Koko's funeral will be televised on The Gorilla Channel.
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Hopefully it's the same day as McCain's. Then, Two Scoops can show up there, instead.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:54 AM (AzW6q)

677 What the hell did a write? Gees. what a retard. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2018 11:54 AM (2CQCl)

678 Ebay and Craigslist are in the crosshairs.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2018 11:54 AM (Y274z)

679 I didn't know Koko personally but I know that she was a good gorilla, a good friend to her kitty and well respected among her peers.
It is fair to say that she never met an ape she didn't like.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:55 AM (0tfLf)

680 Actually yes, their stocks are a bit too rich for me to buy right now but if they drop a bit more, I'd be tempted.
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2018 11:23 AM (a0IVu)

ah, the Capitalist in you is looking for a "buy" opportunity

Posted by: runner at June 21, 2018 11:55 AM (bUjCl)

681 What? Something about the shoulders? Seems odd to you?
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (+lOpA)
----
She's a human tenpin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:55 AM (AzW6q)

682 Would not hit.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 11:55 AM (+lOpA)

683 Boy, I'm going back and forth on this Sales Tax Ruling. Kennedy's opinion delves way too much into policy decisions that it makes me think he is wrong. Ultimately, methinks that if you choose as a seller to sell into a state, then that state has the power to require you collect sales tax - though not necessarily the power to compel collection per se - how would it ever gain personal jurisdiction.

Posted by: SH at June 21, 2018 11:55 AM (VkOIy)

684 See 670 some comments on a picture. Many off topic. Many with no topic. Some links to other things....

It's nice

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:55 AM (8ikIW)

685 664 I get mouthy in public. More than before. Don't give a shit anymore.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 21, 2018 11:50 AM (1UeqT)

Recently had a conversation with a VERY Metro Male.... eyeliner, the whole thing...

Stopped mid sentence and asked 'OK, just how DO you self identify? I can't figure it out..."

He said 'I'm Gay'...

I said... 'That's cool, I self identify as a curmudgeon'.... and walked away...

He looked baffled... bet he hit a dictionary later...

Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

686 45
Sad....Koko the sign language gorilla died today. She was 46.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Did it have any last words?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2018 11:47 AM (IqV8l)


Yes she did. She very feebly signed out - MAGA.

Posted by: Soona at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (Fs5vw)

687 671 Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2018 11:46 AM (Y274z)

And details will start to matter.

Where does the tax get paid?

State where you live?
State where you BOUGHT?
State its shipped from?
State where Internet Site resides?

because currently, if I go to another County here in Clownifornia, I pay State, then County, and sometimes CITY, sales Tax, in a real store...

And it does change by County... and City.
Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 11:52 AM (NgKpN)



Although Proposition Thirteen of 1978, which limited skyrocketing property taxes, WAS a wonderful thing, it also led to Demunist innovations, like adjusting county and municipal sales taxes, to get around it.

See also "Mello-Roos", named after the two Demunist legislators who dreamed it up, allowing new revenue assessment districts and property taxes on new construction after 1978.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (ujg0T)

688 Where does the tax get paid?

State where you live?
State where you BOUGHT?
State its shipped from?
State where Internet Site resides?

-----

The rule on local taxes is "where did the consumer take delivery of the merchandise".

I used to run lumberyards for a living and made deliveries in a two state city with multiple municipal tax jurisdictions.

No easy feat to be in compliance and make all the correct filings. If memory serves I had at least one full time person to just work on jurisdiction tax compliance.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (8XRCm)

689 Jeff Flake says he considering blocking Trump's judicial nominees unless he drops tariffs and opens up travel restrictions to Cuba.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 21, 2018 11:53 AM (q8F2l)


If we're truly a Free People ... I detest the notion of the Federal Government telling me I can't go to Cuba.

But I have no problem with the Federal Government saying nobody that ever sets foot in Cuba can enter the US ... including a Citizen.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (fiGNd)

690 Government has MORE cash to waste on useless economically draining activities like spending millions on needles for drug addicts, or enforceing a new boating operators license "tax" in Commiefornia. "

The answer to that is electing local governments that don't do shit like that. I'm actually pretty satisfied with the way my city, county, and state spend the money they raise, but then again I live in Texas, and it's a well run place. If you don't live in a well run place, consider leaving.

and whatever any state does not raise through sales taxes, they will raise through either property, income, or use taxes. I rather prefer sales tax to be at least a part of the mix. I have sympathy for small business owners, something will have to evolve to make the situation less onerous on them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (k1TUh)

691 And details will start to matter.

Where does the tax get paid?

State where you live?
State where you BOUGHT?
State its shipped from?
State where Internet Site resides?

because currently, if I go to another County here in Clownifornia, I pay State, then County, and sometimes CITY, sales Tax, in a real store...

And it does change by County... and City.
Posted by: Don Q


State where you live.

Yeah. They big retailers won. Small companies won't be able to keep up with 50 different taxing districts.

My company has 6 people that deal with all 50 states plus Canada.

That's 6 people with salaries & bennies JUST to deal with taxing issues.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:57 AM (OZZ16)

692 I'm not interpreting the SCOTUS ruling the same as you all. The states decide whether to implement the tax. This affects me personally so I am reading everything I can and so far it's just meh... plus congress, bless their greedy little hearts can fine tune the ruling so to speak.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2018 11:57 AM (zRZaJ)

693 676 Koko's funeral will be televised on The Gorilla Channel.
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Hopefully it's the same day as McCain's. Then, Two Scoops can show up there, instead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2018 11:54 AM (AzW6q)
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I'd like to imagine Trumps tweet if that were to happen.

"Today, we are all saddened at loss of a national treasure who served this country with honor and distinction. The Nation salutes you Koko."

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (G0vdT)

694 Is that when Rich Little got his start?

Posted by: Bruce


Now that you mention it, that DOES look like Rich Little.

Posted by: jd at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (cIj06)

695 Nood Morning Rant

Posted by: Bruce at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (8ikIW)

696
I started off in favor of the Patriot act, but I've come around to thinking it is the greatest source of corruption and the greatest threat to our civil liberties that Congress has ever enacted.

Those who said that from the start were right.



I'm the same way. Secret courts? Not finding anything in the Constitution that says that's OK.

That was an unnecessary move IMO. There are better ways to prevent terrorism, one of them should be to ban CAIR and any other radical muslim-supremacist groups from operating here. Another would be banning the construction of mosques.

If W had been genuinely interested in stopping terrorism, he would've nuked Medina the day after 9/11 and announced that another terrorist attack on American soil would result in the nuking of Mecca next time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (HaL55)

697 Why am I seeing every comment two or three times? Am I stoned before noon again?

Mrs Quincy, as performed by HRH Prince Charles.

Posted by: Nunya Bidness at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (FdJ1K)

698 Nood morning monkey is up.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (2MNlk)

699 noot

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2018 11:58 AM (+lOpA)

700 Boy, I'm going back and forth on this Sales Tax Ruling. Kennedy's opinion delves way too much into policy decisions that it makes me think he is wrong. Ultimately, methinks that if you choose as a seller to sell into a state, then that state has the power to require you collect sales tax - though not necessarily the power to compel collection per se - how would it ever gain personal jurisdiction.
Posted by: SH


If you are taxed in that state, shouldn't you get a vote into how that tax money is used?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:59 AM (OZZ16)

701 They found the missing Minot M-240. In an Airman's home.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=80082

The Mk 19 grenades? Still missing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 21, 2018 11:59 AM (J/cVy)

702 I have oftened taxed
In your state before
But I've never hit your wallet
quite this deep before.
As the times go buy
I don't care if I
Taxing all
in the state where you live!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2018 11:59 AM (0tfLf)

703 He looked baffled... bet he hit a dictionary later...

Posted by: Don Q at June 21, 2018 11:56 AM (NgKpN)

-----------------

I bought a thesaurus the other day for my daughter.

Turned out to be a misprint. All the pages were blank.

There were no words to describe how angry I was.

Posted by: reason at June 21, 2018 11:59 AM (W2YA6)

704 I'm just hoping this doesn't also affect international orders.

There's something I've been wanting to order out of Canada for a long time, and I think I'm finally going to do it later this year, and it would suck if they stopped doing US business because US Courts are being weird.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2018 12:00 PM (WDCYi)

705 673 666 Back in my day, we wuz so poor we couldn't afford shoulders!
You kids these days don't know how good you have it, with your gadgets and cars, and shoulders.


What? Something about the shoulders? Seems odd to you?


Yes, I know it's subtle, but I am a regular Sherlock Holmes about seeing what others don't!
Too much acid in the 60's. Makes it very easy to see what others don't...

Posted by: Aeric at June 21, 2018 12:00 PM (ZbgGv)

706 But I have no problem with the Federal Government saying nobody that ever sets foot in Cuba can enter the US ... including a Citizen."

They can't *really* enforce it, they can just make it difficult. I have a nephew who went to Cuba not because of ideology, he was just curious and he likes to travel. He went down to Tampico, I think, and took a boat from there. The Cubans agreed not to stamp his passport so he wouldn't ever have any trouble here in the States about it.

He said that being in Havana is like being with a bunch of people living in the ruins of what once was a western style city.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2018 12:01 PM (k1TUh)

707 Koko was smarter than 99.9% of Democrats.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2018 12:02 PM (LiyEm)

708 Cool, now every small business on the internet will be put out of business by making it file tax returns in 50 states and God knows how many counties. By the way, Amazon and Walmart wanted this ruling so they could put any small competitor out of business by drowning it in paperwork. Chamber of Commerce elites win again!
Posted by: Trigger Warning at June 21, 2018 11:43 AM (YRXy3)

The ruling doesn't force businesses to collect sales tax. It removes the physical presence requirement in order for a state to require the online retailer to collect the tax.

Which also removes the disincentive to open a retail location in a different state.


Every online seller already has to collect state sales tax in the state they are organized in if they are selling in state. It's not like there is some huge new burden coming, there will be software available immediately for a business to plug into that will provide accounting for individual sales tax.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2018 12:09 PM (OdLH1)

709
If you are taxed in that state, shouldn't you get a vote into how that tax money is used?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2018 11:59 AM (OZZ16)

The business isn't being taxed, it's simply collecting it for the state and sending it to them. The person living in the state , purchasing an item from a business in another state is who is paying the tax.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 21, 2018 12:11 PM (OdLH1)

710 PA has been charging sales tax on internet purchases for some time now. I'll just continue to send my big-ticket purchases to my in-law's who live just over the border in tax-free Delaware....

Posted by: Fortunato at June 21, 2018 12:18 PM (rEoTo)

711 The look on her face says she'd rather be somewhere else.

Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at June 21, 2018 03:00 PM (artIV)

712 Mrs. Quincy was one hot mama. Once had a four way with Ben Franklin, Samuel Adams and John Hancock. Swear to God.

Posted by: Bilwick at June 21, 2018 03:36 PM (kx9QW)

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