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EMT 06/17/18

Wait... yesterday wasn't Wednesday??!

I need a new calendar. Or less alcohol. Or a job. Or at least more effs to give.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:30 AM




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1 first-ist?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 17, 2018 06:23 AM (vChNs)

2 How's this for a 2018 campaign add, assuming Q2 GDP comes in as predicted...

The growth rate for the economy is now higher than both

the inflation rate
&
the unemployment rate

Cast your vote to support the Trump economy

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 17, 2018 06:23 AM (vChNs)

3 Happy Fathers Day!

Posted by: Wild Bill at June 17, 2018 06:24 AM (Gx1A/)

4 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2018 06:25 AM (GNCPT)

5 good morning y'all. Nine years ago my boys were 9 and 13, and the dog was just a pup. Sigh.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 06:27 AM (UdKB7)

6 Two stroke penalty

Posted by: redenzo at June 17, 2018 06:28 AM (14qvS)

7 Anyway Happy Father's Day. All in all it's not a bad deal.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 06:29 AM (UdKB7)

8 Happy Father's Day to all the dads.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2018 06:29 AM (LBSeG)

9 I gave up, tryed a sudoko and blew it. Head is to clogged up to concentrate

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 06:31 AM (pHfeF)

10 How's this for a 2018 campaign add, assuming Q2 GDP comes in as predicted...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 17, 2018 06:23 AM


This is the campaign footage I'd like to see the (R)'s use...

Detroit - Feel the Ruin, America. (Set to Bridge of Sighs, Robin Trower)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYUbu_EPAwk

With the question at the end -- 'Do you really want the (D)'s back in power again? Let's move forward. Make America Great Again.'

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 17, 2018 06:31 AM (LOgQ4)

11 See, told ya head is to clogged.
Happy Fathers day guys
And good morning to everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 06:32 AM (pHfeF)

12 Grab 'em by the pussy

Posted by: No at June 17, 2018 06:32 AM (Fa4nb)

13 Indeed, happy Fathers Day to all dads. Good morning.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 17, 2018 06:32 AM (+KpqJ)

14 Happy Father's Day to all you wonderful Morons! I hope you get pampered and treated well all day.

Posted by: bluebell at June 17, 2018 06:32 AM (rhdgT)

15 I remember one year, when he was about seven, #2 son sang me a Father's Day song. it went:

Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day

I'll remember that forever.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 06:33 AM (UdKB7)

16 Farters day,finally a day I can relate to. Phhhtttt!!!!

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2018 06:34 AM (5IHGB)

17 Hr 21 results at Le Mans
#8 Toyota ( LMP-1)w/ Alonso 337 laps or 2,853 miles

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 06:39 AM (pHfeF)

18 It's only because the Mister woke me up, to go on his annual Lake Michigan charter fishing trip, that I am lurking on the EMT. I usually don't read until a more respectable hour of the morning.

Posted by: Shipoopi at June 17, 2018 06:39 AM (Mznk6)

19 Happy Fathers Day to all the Moron Fathers. Pat yourself on the pack because you made someone a Dad.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2018 06:39 AM (japHl)

20 17 thats hauling the freight.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 17, 2018 06:42 AM (+KpqJ)

21 Willowed. 612 Leaving 'bama for a week of batshit lefty Failifornina.
---
ifn yer gonna be in the LA SoCal area, say so.

hell, anywhere: give a hint so the locals can speak up

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 17, 2018 06:06 AM (md1+t)


Monterey. Naval Post Graduate School

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 17, 2018 06:44 AM (/glby)

22 The growth rate for the economy is now higher than both

the inflation rate
&
the unemployment rate

Cast your vote to support the Trump economy
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 17, 2018 06:23 AM (vChNs)


Strange how the MFM never mentioned the "misery index" during the glorious (NOT) years of the misrule by Mocha Heyzeus, isn't it? Those turds haven't given up, but I think a lot of people are glad that President Obama and his policies are in the rear-view mirror.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 06:45 AM (5Yee7)

23
The doj and fbi are existential threats to President Trump so order the secret service to go balls and bayonets on the deep state.
The republic is at the end if President Trump remains passive. Use the power available President Trump before the midterms.

Posted by: d9 at June 17, 2018 06:47 AM (WX+x0)

24 All right. Who slipped me some drugs?
I slept for dang near 8 hours. Usually, anything over 6 is doing good for me.

Happy Fathers Day to the dads. I miss mine everyday, and I have no kids of my own. Luckily, some nieces and nephews, great nieces and nephews help fill the gap.

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

25 Good Morning Morons; Today is Sunday, June 17, 2018. On this day in 1930 President Herbert Hoover signed the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act into law. The liberal historians blame this for starting the great depression. The depression was a direct result of FDR's communist policies.



Slept to late this morning so no news but here is an update on my trip to Charleston. Wifey is doing fine and has been moved from ICU to a regular room. She is recovering much better than they had predicted originally. So thanks Morons and Moronettes, all those prayers have been answered.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2018 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

26 Great news Vic!

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 06:49 AM (8ikIW)

27 Airplane mode for the first leg -activate!

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 17, 2018 06:50 AM (/glby)

28 Great news, Vic!

May the Healing continue...

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Menu Critic ... at June 17, 2018 06:51 AM (AoK0a)

29 So happy for your positive news Vic, thank God.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 17, 2018 06:51 AM (+KpqJ)

30 Im not poo pooing the claimed unemployment rate for I see the increased hours and help wanted signs. But are we still using some sorcery to jigger the numbers?

Posted by: Derptastic at June 17, 2018 06:52 AM (DB16e)

31 Happy Fathers Day to the dads. I miss mine everyday, ...
Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)


Sorry for your loss, my Dad is still alive but has lost his battle with dementia. So, I don't know which is harder.

I will go visit him at the nursing home later today and if he's up to it, take him out for a quick bite to eat.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 06:53 AM (5Yee7)

32 My post keep disappearing

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 17, 2018 06:53 AM (czkHE)

33 So Happy Father's Day to all the Dads and, thanks to my hubby, fresh lake fish on the grill for dinner.

Posted by: Shipoopi at June 17, 2018 06:55 AM (Mznk6)

34 Good news Vic.


RBC, how do you do it? I am just starting down the road with dad having dementia.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2018 06:55 AM (LBSeG)

35 The Dems are doubly down on the poor children of illegals being put in camps. This is not a winning issue

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 17, 2018 06:56 AM (czkHE)

36 Happy Father's Day to all the dads.

Posted by: Infidel


Seconded !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 06:56 AM (EEuOO)

37 I remember one year, when he was about seven, #2 son sang me a Father's Day song. it went:

Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's Day

I'll remember that forever.

Posted by: freaked


It'd be pretty hard to forget the words !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 06:57 AM (EEuOO)

38 I will go visit him at the nursing home later today and if he's up to it, take him out for a quick bite to eat.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

Dad had AML Leukemia and we helped him battle it for 6 long months Got him into remission for about 2 years, then it came roaring back. Thought we had it licked again, but nope.

Wifes aunt had dementia. Tough tough tough to see such feisty woman that loved life so much succumb to it

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)

39 Happy Father's Day to all the 'ron dads!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 17, 2018 06:58 AM (hMwEB)

40 Im not poo pooing the claimed unemployment rate for I see the increased hours and help wanted signs. But are we still using some sorcery to jigger the numbers?
Posted by: Derptastic at June 17, 2018 06:52 AM (DB16e)


I believe the method of calculation got changed during the Obama administration but at least the comparisons are apples-to-apples. Anecdotally, here in the Dayton OH area, I hear radio adds for employment for entry-level technical jobs touting opportunities for advancement and the restaurants are packed in the evenings.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 06:58 AM (5Yee7)

41 'The Dems are doubly down on the poor children of illegals being put in camps. '

Those kids have got it made, probably better tha they've ever had it. As far as I'm concerned their parents are guilty of child abuse.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 06:58 AM (UdKB7)

42 She is recovering much better than they had predicted originally. So thanks Morons and Moronettes, all those prayers have been answered.


Posted by: Vic


Glad to hear it !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 06:58 AM (EEuOO)

43 30 figures lie and liars figure. They have been getting away with creating the illusion of knowing for so long, it will take a while a while to get back to grounded truth. Imho.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 17, 2018 06:59 AM (+KpqJ)

44 The Dems and Reps are doubly down on the poor children of illegals being put in camps. This is not a winning issue
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 17, 2018 06:56 AM

FIFY

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 06:59 AM (pHfeF)

45 So Happy Father's Day to all the Dads and, thanks to my hubby, fresh lake fish on the grill for dinner.
Posted by: Shipoopi

Yum, I've got some whitefish in the freezer for another day on the grill. Today it's a ribeye for me.

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

46 'Morning, Horde. Happy Father's Day to all the daddies here.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 06:59 AM (Z1oBf)

47 I'm so glad Mrs Vic's doing well!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 17, 2018 07:01 AM (hMwEB)

48 Great news, Vic!

May the Healing continue...

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Menu Critic


Seconded !

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 07:01 AM (EEuOO)

49 Strange how the MFM never mentioned the "misery index" during the glorious (NOT) years of the misrule by Mocha Heyzeus, isn't it? Those turds haven't given up, but I think a lot of people are glad that President Obama and his policies are in the rear-view mirror.

--

honestly, it wasn't all that bad. 7.8 when he began, 6.7 when he finished.

Of course it doesn't factor in growth which is where he really failed or discouraged workers.


But i'm guessing that growth hasn't been higher than the other 2 since the 60s at some point.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at June 17, 2018 07:01 AM (vChNs)

50 IG Horowitz goes in front of congress tomorrow, o hopefully he will get a few tough questions as there is a lot in that report besides the whitewash. Of course the D's will ask why the FBI hated Hillary so much.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 07:01 AM (pHfeF)

51 'She is recovering much better than they had predicted originally.'

Great news Vic. I hope she will be able to go home soon.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 07:02 AM (UdKB7)

52 It's a hoot to watch the Le Mans race with the closed caption on. Either this is the first time the CC person has used a keyboard, or English is not their native language.

Maybe both

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 07:02 AM (8ikIW)

53 FIFY
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 06:59 AM (pHfeF)

Yup

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 17, 2018 07:03 AM (czkHE)

54 Thank you very much for the update, Vic. That's what we wanted to hear.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:03 AM (Z1oBf)

55 51 Great news Vic. I hope she will be able to go home soon.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 07:02 AM (UdKB7)

They will still keep her for 10 to 20 days to monitor the stitches etc. This was a major surgery.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2018 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

56 Wifes aunt had dementia. Tough tough tough to see such feisty woman that loved life so much succumb to it
Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 06:58 AM (8ikIW)


The Old Man was a career Navy officer and retired as a Commander (he didn't go any higher because he refused to kiss ass -- as shown by him telling his CO and XO that he couldn't muster a pair of balls between the two of them). He used to mention that he felt like he was loosing his mind, but at least the dementia has progressed to the point he isn't aware of it anymore.

He's not really happy about being in a nursing home but the staff likes him and he always tells me that "the girls" take good care of him.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 07:04 AM (5Yee7)

57 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018

Im just north of you a few hours in Mansfield and even our little shitty town has billboards, road signs, window signs and radio commercials for all kinds of employment.
I was curious about the method after someone 'splained to me the real numbers were upper teens. Which I don't see now, but was clear under DogEater.

Posted by: Derptastic at June 17, 2018 07:05 AM (DB16e)

58 50 if the fib does hate shillary it might be the first thing they have done right in quite a while.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at June 17, 2018 07:05 AM (+KpqJ)

59 Heh. Closed caption person just got better, Maybe like the drivers, they had to switch the other one out.

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

60 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2018 07:07 AM (EyPfd)

61 Thanks for that update, Vic; so glad to hear she's doing well.
"better than expected" is the kind of thing that's good to hear.


Prayers will continue.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2018 07:07 AM (GNCPT)

62 "Im not poo pooing the claimed unemployment rate for I see the increased hours and help wanted signs. But are we still using some sorcery to jigger the numbers?
Posted by: Derptastic at June 17, 2018 06:52 AM (DB16e)"

Look at the U-6.

That's the real number. U-3 doesn't have the folks that dropped out or after unemployment insurance ran out.

Posted by: JAS at June 17, 2018 07:09 AM (3HNOQ)

63 Home Maintenance 101, Chapter 6

Pleumatic door cylinders are adjusted by turning the screw on the end. It is not necessary to remove the set pin and turn the entire cylinder. Nor is it particularly effective.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:09 AM (Z1oBf)

64 Well Morons after 4 days down in one of my most hated cities I have been in the rocking chair already this morning and I fell the need. So I am headed back, will check in from time to time.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2018 07:09 AM (mpXpK)

65 63
Home Maintenance 101, Chapter 6

Pleumatic door cylinders are
adjusted by turning the screw on the end. It is not necessary to remove
the set pin and turn the entire cylinder. Nor is it particularly
effective.


Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:09 AM (Z1oBf)


LOL, that should be home maintenance - common sense.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2018 07:11 AM (mpXpK)

66 Posted by: Shipoopi at June 17, 2018 06:39 AM (Mznk6)

Salmon, walleye or trout?

Posted by: clutch, motor city madman at June 17, 2018 07:11 AM (kiSdp)

67 Welcome back Vic! And that is great news about Mrs. Vic.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 07:12 AM (JxMDl)

68 Thanks for that update, Vic; so glad to hear she's doing well.
"better than expected" is the kind of thing that's good to hear.


Prayers will continue.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez,



Yup

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 07:12 AM (EEuOO)

69 Number one article on Yahoo this am (which I got directed to by accident)
Canada to go it alone with out the US in fighting Global Warming....They pledged at the G whatever conference.

I say, have at it, have fun, enjoy!

Posted by: colin at June 17, 2018 07:12 AM (XpQOi)

70 Mornin', Morning Larks


Just got home from grocery store. That's right, grocery shopping at 5:15 AM. That's a first for me. But couldn't sleep, so what the hey.

It was the store, the employees and me.

Posted by: platypus at June 17, 2018 07:13 AM (E6qoh)

71 Rich Zeoli has me convinced nothing will come of immigration reform, Dems can't have that argument go away.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 07:13 AM (pHfeF)

72 Have you seen the reporting about the Vietnamese (iirc) alien who was here legally that OMG! died in ICE custody while being detained?

Read further down and learn that he's been unresponsive for a week. Read even further and discover that he was detained for assault.

Oh no, a person we were kind enough to allow to live here has died after beating the crap out of someone in our country?

I don't think this will work out the way their non-reporting approach to headlines is hoping.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 17, 2018 07:13 AM (VgKNm)

73 I was curious about the method after someone 'splained to me the real numbers were upper teens. Which I don't see now, but was clear under DogEater.
Posted by: Derptastic at June 17, 2018 07:05 AM (DB16e)


The commonly reported statistic is the U-3, which is people unemployed less than 6 months. Under Mocha Heyzeus, the U-6 statistic (people unemployed over 6 months) was double-digits. Add in the older folks that just gave up looking for work and went on disability, the previous administration was a disaster.

My employer is trying to figure out where to put new-hires and is talking about "hot-bunking" desks while your on vacation to have a place for transients to use. At least I'm in a classified area and don't have to worry about that but we did lose our dedicated CAD desk.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 07:13 AM (5Yee7)

74 Breitbart: Big Government

Immigrant children illegally crossing the US border receive more in Federal 'benefits' than 13 million US children living in poverty in the US.

In other words, Federal policies favor non-citizen children over US citizens. Who'da thunk it?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 17, 2018 07:13 AM (roQNm)

75 Home Maintenance 101, Chapter 6

Pleumatic door cylinders are
adjusted by turning the screw on the end. It is not necessary to remove
the set pin and turn the entire cylinder. Nor is it particularly
effective.


Posted by: creepe

Its also not necessary to hit it with a hammer and use cuss words that would make a retired DI blush.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 07:14 AM (EEuOO)

76 Morning all! Happy Fathers Day.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2018 07:14 AM (V+uYu)

77 Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 06:53 AM (5Yee7)

Yes, my Dad has dementia also. He was extremely capable when I was young. It is very humbling to see him now.

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2018 07:15 AM (kiSdp)

78 Happy Father's Day to all the Fathers, and to all the men who act as Fathers in childrens' lives.

You rock!

Posted by: platypus at June 17, 2018 07:17 AM (E6qoh)

79 Number one article on Yahoo this am (which I got directed to by accident)
Canada to go it alone with out the US in fighting Global Warming....They pledged at the G whatever conference.

I say, have at it, have fun, enjoy!
Posted by: colin

Canada, write if you get work

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)

80 the thought of dementia scares me

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 17, 2018 07:18 AM (hMwEB)

81 "Its also not necessary to hit it with a hammer and use cuss words that would make a retired DI blush."

While the cussing may not be necessary, it certainly is helpful.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2018 07:18 AM (EyPfd)

82 Vic, I have an excuse. When the handyman installed them he said, "Turn the thing at the end to adjust it."

And so I did. For a year. Took the pin out and turned the cylinder. The imagined change was in reality nonexistent. Then yesterday one of them trapped a cat's hind foot. Hurt him enough that he's still favoring it. Got serious then about figuring it out. That won't happen again.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:19 AM (Z1oBf)

83 Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:09 AM (Z1oBf)

Hi Creeper, just ask ahead of time on this kind of stuff...good morning by the way.

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2018 07:19 AM (kiSdp)

84 honestly, it wasn't all that bad. 7.8 when he began, 6.7 when he finished.

-

Holy crap. Remember, he started after the economic collapse had begun, and it was still worse after his 8 years?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 17, 2018 07:19 AM (VgKNm)

85 Its also not necessary to hit it with a hammer and use cuss words that would make a retired DI blush.
Posted by: JT

It's never necessary. But it sure is fun, and a great learning experience for me when I would help (hold the flashlight) my dad on home projects

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

86 IMHO, the misery index during OShitstain's admin was also cooked. Inflation was higher than reported.

Posted by: JAS at June 17, 2018 07:20 AM (3HNOQ)

87 Hang dai Vic and vics wife.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 17, 2018 07:20 AM (VgKNm)

88 Yes, my Dad has dementia also. He was extremely capable when I was young. It is very humbling to see him now.
Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2018 07:15 AM (kiSdp)


Same here; the Old Man wrote scholarly magazine articles on naval architecture, painted, carved wood and, after he retired, learned blacksmithing and metal-working. I grew up in house filled to bursting with books, art and antiques. When I needed to write a report when I was kid, all I usually had to do was go into the Old Man's private library.

Now, he is rather childish and doesn't read like he used to. He's pretty much just marking time until he joins Mom in Heaven.

Well, got to go, Mrs. Cop wants to cook me breakfast for Father's Day. Thick-cut bacon! Yum.......

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 07:23 AM (5Yee7)

89 66: Trout is my favorite, but they haul in salmon and trout. No walleye in the years they have done the trip. Most Walleye, here us shipped in from Lake Erie.

Posted by: Shipoopi at June 17, 2018 07:25 AM (Mznk6)

90 Skip, I had the strangest thought yesterday. It occurred to me that Trump's vow to sign DACA legislation might be a bluff.

PDJT: All right, you jerks. You passed it and I will sign it. But you will own it.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:25 AM (Z1oBf)

91 Vic, Thanks for letting us know about Mrs. Vic. Wonderful news and prayers will continue. Remember to take care of yourself, as well.

When I first started reading Ace I never gave much thought to the power of prayer. A few years later and I see the benefits all the time.

Posted by: JTB at June 17, 2018 07:27 AM (V+03K)

92 IMHO, the misery index during OShitstain's admin was also cooked. Inflation was higher than reported.
Posted by: JAS at June 17, 2018 07:20 AM (3HNOQ)


Yes, the amount of food in the package decreased but the price stayed the same. Toilet paper rolls used to be an inch longer than they are now. Lots of things like occurred in addition to the Obama administration "cooking the books."

We had high inflation, the Feral Gov't just lied about it.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 07:27 AM (5Yee7)

93 Trump does throw out what seems to be a bone only to take it back.

If ya got door issues, ask.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 07:28 AM (pHfeF)

94 Now, he is rather childish and doesn't read like he used to. He's pretty much just marking time until he joins Mom in Heaven.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at June 17, 2018 07:23 AM (5Yee7)

Yes, Dad misses Mom terribly, she passed away 2 years ago without dementia.

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2018 07:29 AM (kiSdp)

95 Trump does throw out what seems to be a bone only to take it back.

If ya got door issues, ask.
Posted by: Skip

I think he says that, knowing full well the congressional turd snappers will fill the bill with all sorts of crap. He then says, sorry too much crap, denied

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)

96 Discussions of Alzheimer's disease make me queasy. I'm seventy-three years old and Alzheimer's runs on both sides of my family. Every time I forget something or lose something I wonder, Is this the beginning?

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:30 AM (Z1oBf)

97 Posted by: Shipoopi at June 17, 2018 07:25 AM (Mznk6)

So you're a west sider then if there's no walleye.

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2018 07:31 AM (kiSdp)

98 Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:30 AM (Z1oBf)

Hopefully you have kids to help take care of you. Fortunately I have 6 brothers and sisters.

Posted by: clutch at June 17, 2018 07:32 AM (kiSdp)

99 #97 Clutch: yup...Lake Meeshegan. Walleye is Mister's favorite and it is usually the higher, per pound,
price to buy.

Posted by: Shipoopi at June 17, 2018 07:34 AM (Mznk6)

100 Good Morning Glories and a Happy Father's Day to all the Dads, Step-Dads, Uncle Daddies, GrandDaddys and Pops.

Hope that covers all of the father figures in your life!

And a special shout-out to all the illegal immigrant sperm donors who involve their children in illegal activities. We will be made to care!

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2018 07:35 AM (uN03s)

101 creeper - Mrs Eez is the same way.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 17, 2018 07:36 AM (GNCPT)

102 No more door issues but I'll probably be back later with deck-painting questions when that project gets rolling.

Had another brainstorm yesterday. Thinking of advertising free room and board at the lake in exchange for two hours of honey-do's each day.

Making do currently with a sixteen-year-old boy. He's not terribly skilled but is pleasant, does his best and listens to orders. And he's really cute.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:40 AM (Z1oBf)

103 Morning all. Happy Father's Day to all.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 07:40 AM (Y9uH4)

104 jobs way overrated

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

105 You are a lucky lady, creeper.

Posted by: Infidel at June 17, 2018 07:41 AM (LBSeG)

106 Maybe President Trump could work a deal where we will give the NORKS food and cash to be our way station for all illegals caught entering our country.

Ship them to North Korea, and after 24 months of "processing" by Whoa Fat, they can apply to return to their home countries.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2018 07:42 AM (EoRCO)

107 Clutch, my son is back in Iowa. Didn't know a soul when I moved here. Okies have made it okay.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:42 AM (Z1oBf)

108 Posted by: Forgot My Nic
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Perfect

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 07:42 AM (Y9uH4)

109 Now that my daughters are off school for the summer I have no touchstone (other than church) as to what day it is. And it really makes them fly by alarmingly fast.

Posted by: docweasel at June 17, 2018 07:42 AM (m9fHw)

110 30 Im not poo pooing the claimed unemployment rate for I see the increased hours and help wanted signs. But are we still using some sorcery to jigger the numbers?
Posted by: Derptastic at June 17, 2018 06:52 AM (DB16e)

Watch the adjusted. For last 3 months 2 estimates were increased and 1 dropped down. But net was about 60k to 80k more employed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

111 Oh, Infidel...you have no idea how lucky I am. What a life it's been and it's far from over.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:44 AM (Z1oBf)

112 Why am I watching the ONT link to catching badgers? I'm trying to think of a situation in which I would want to nab one of these vicious shaggy bags of choler and huff.

Maybe to release it at a Hogg die-in? Nah, that'd be mean.

LOL, from the YT comments section:

Why are you wearing camo?
To hide from your mom. She wouldn't stop calling us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 07:45 AM (JxMDl)

113 Now that my daughters are off school for the summer I have no touchstone (other than church) as to what day it is. And it really makes them fly by alarmingly fast.

Posted by: docweasel


Your daughters can fly ?

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 07:45 AM (EEuOO)

114 Finally, a more deserving dickhead takes my crown

Posted by: Tiger at June 17, 2018 07:45 AM (iOL28)

115 My kids just blew past my cell plan data limit (we were right up to it yesterday) to send a bunch of videos to me for Fathers Day.

Damn kids

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2018 07:46 AM (9rIkM)

116 Just invented a new game

Hockeygolf

Posted by: Phil at June 17, 2018 07:47 AM (iOL28)

117 Ship them to North Korea, and after 24 months of "processing" by Whoa Fat, they can apply to return to their home countries.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2018 07:42 AM (EoRCO)

"Processing", huh? Didn't know you had a taste for long pig bokkeum.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2018 07:47 AM (fZuhk)

118 So yesterday tha' lil' puddin head baby comes home from work and reminds us that Friday, we have to go to CSU for her orientation. *sigh*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2018 07:47 AM (qWg0i)

119 Should we save this for the art thread?


https://fxn.ws/2tgEn2W

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2018 07:48 AM (EyPfd)

120 Couple things I'm seeing about Alzheimer's in medical news.

First is the value of sleep. A lot of 'housekeeping' occurs in the brain during sleep. It can't very well have the housekeeping crews clogging up the hallways during sleeping hours.

The second is more nutrition related. A theory that Alzheimer's is a form of 'Type 3' diabetes. Treatment with inhaled insulin, iirc. So a diabetic diet with emphasis on avoiding high glycemic foods. Becoming familiar with a glycemic chart and what foods to avoid seems a good strategy -- including for the waist line.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 17, 2018 07:50 AM (LOgQ4)

121 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 07:45 AM (JxMDl)

Heya, I'm really happy you survived your trip to the Outside. I was a little worried! You know what the Empress says about... that place.

*eyes dart left and right*
*stage whisper*

...sometimes there are squirrels

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2018 07:50 AM (fZuhk)

122 Eris, was there anything in that video that might apply to raccoons? Neighbors were out last night with a thousand candlepower light, searching the trees for the 'coons that are eating their cat food and my bird food.

Why were you warching a badger-catching video?

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:50 AM (Z1oBf)

123 Just walked the dog on the beach. Damned summer people are here. Last week at this time there wouldn't have been a soul down there with me, today everywhere I looked there was someone jogging, walking or Yoga-ing. Couldn't even let my beast off the leash to run. Harrrumph.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2018 07:50 AM (l14X/)

124 119

Obviously, there was a rift between classicists & modernists.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 07:52 AM (Y9uH4)

125 S

Posted by: CMU VET at June 17, 2018 07:52 AM (C+wjz)

126 Dead and Company finally played the Eleven out of Saint Stephen last night. Monster show.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 07:52 AM (tHSH2)

127 Happy Father Day everyone. My father had a stroke at 62 and ended up struggling to walk and do all the normal things. I was in college, and all I could do, (besides student loan) was work part time while it school. Don't think it hurt me a bit, learned how to budget my time and money early, especially in NYC.

Posted by: colin at June 17, 2018 07:52 AM (XpQOi)

128 jobs way overrated

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)



Michael Rotondo: Preach it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 07:54 AM (SiINZ)

129 I think I'll pull the scoot out and take a ride before it hits 98 today.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 07:54 AM (Y9uH4)

130 Forgot my Nic@ 120

Thank you for that. The diabetes theory is interesting. I wonder if that is why so many Alzheimer's patients are candy-holics.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:54 AM (Z1oBf)

131 Someone on the ONT mentioned gunfire in his neighborhood last night. Maybe that was it .Re: 119 link above

Posted by: CMU VET at June 17, 2018 07:55 AM (C+wjz)

132 115 My kids just blew past my cell plan data limit (we were right up to it yesterday) to send a bunch of videos to me for Fathers Day.

Damn kids
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2018 07:46 AM (9rIkM)

You are truly blessed.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2018 07:56 AM (uN03s)

133 Call me Phil, we'll double down

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at June 17, 2018 07:57 AM (iOL28)

134 Tonypete, you lucky man.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:58 AM (Z1oBf)

135 I think I'll pull the scoot out and take a ride before it hits 98 today.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 07:54 AM (Y9uH4)

Sounds like one of the lines from "Convoy" by C W McCall. One of my favorite songs, I used to play on the CD in the car before XM.

Posted by: colin at June 17, 2018 07:58 AM (XpQOi)

136 Eris, was there anything in that video that might apply to raccoons? Neighbors were out last night with a thousand candlepower light, searching the trees for the 'coons that are eating their cat food and my bird food.

Why were you warching a badger-catching video?
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:50 AM (Z1oBf)
------------------

Here's the badger link from the ONT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA8pxzawUGM

He's a feisty one!

Creeper, I haven't caught any, but your friends might want to get one of those big Havahart cages and bait it with corn, which raccoons love. Or garbage. THey love garbage.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 07:58 AM (JxMDl)

137 119 Should we save this for the art thread?


https://fxn.ws/2tgEn2W
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2018 07:48 AM (EyPfd)


What the hell is an all-night art event? The story was a little sparse on the details of what kind of "art" was going on there. Was it a gang tat contest?

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2018 07:59 AM (sdi6R)

138 135
Posted by: colin
++++++++++++++++++++++

I can tell you that I won't be sitting in the rocking chair at 85mph and hopefully the bears won't be thick as bugs on a bumper either.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:02 AM (Y9uH4)

139
What the hell is an all-night art event? The story was a little sparse on the details of what kind of "art" was going on there. Was it a gang tat contest?
Posted by: rickl

It's like Midnite Basketball for the less athletic.
Emotions can run high

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 08:03 AM (8ikIW)

140 "What the hell is an all-night art event? "

Probably not a Black Tie event, if I had to guess.



Everything is just a little bit different in Urbana.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2018 08:03 AM (EyPfd)

141
Tonypete, you lucky man.


Posted by: creeper

Yes, I am. It sounds like many of us are. #4 son told me this morning that when he was a little boy and being a real pistol, when I told him I was going to sell him to the gypsies, he thought I really was.

HAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2018 08:04 AM (9rIkM)

142 ...sometimes there are squirrels
Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2018 07:50 AM (fZuhk)
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Or badgers!

It's been a glorious weekend. I returned tick- and lamprey-free, and my flamethrower discouraged squirrels.

Do you have any black skwerls out where you are? In the last few years I've seen bunches around my mom's town in Oakland County. They're big like the grey ones, so it's just a random switch being thrown in their DNA I guess. White ones are cropping up too, in some places.

http://www.untamedscience.com/biodiversity/white-squirrel/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:04 AM (JxMDl)

143 The David Bowie Is exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum is well worth attending. I think this is the last stop.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:05 AM (lEOdv)

144 Boker Tov horde and Happy Father's Day to all the moron dads.

My kids have decided to forgive IHOP for their marketing faux pax and we will maintain our annual tradition. Boysenberry syrup, here I come!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2018 08:05 AM (EZebt)

145 Chicago Tribune: All Stormy Daniels this am. She is wondering if she should run for President, I say, go for it!

Posted by: colin at June 17, 2018 08:06 AM (XpQOi)

146 Do you have any black skwerls out where you are?

We had a few around here. Then the hawks showed up. I don't think the black ones are as camo'd from hawks

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 08:06 AM (8ikIW)

147 Do you have any black skwerls out where you are?




Posted by: All Hail Eris

Please, we say *African-American* skwerls now in these enlightened times.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2018 08:07 AM (9rIkM)

148 Absolutely perfect weather out now, finished coffee and read a bit out on the deck.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 08:07 AM (pHfeF)

149 From one Meathead to another:



Rob Reiner Shreds Robert De Niro for His 'F---Trump' Outburst: 'You're Helping Trump'

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:07 AM (SiINZ)

150 Absolutely perfect weather out now, finished coffee and read a bit out on the deck.
Posted by: Skip

Is the cold leaving you?

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)

151 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:08 AM (Ydx5u)

152 143 The David Bowie Is exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum is well worth attending. I think this is the last stop.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:05 AM (lEOdv)

Oh man, I wanted to see that, if only for the costumes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qzGjAiIYvU

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:08 AM (JxMDl)

153 Rob Reiner Shreds Robert De Niro for His 'F---Trump' Outburst: 'You're Helping Trump'
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:07 AM (SiINZ)

???

reiner has said equally offensive things.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:09 AM (Ydx5u)

154 Squirrels: Bushy Tailed Rats.

As an added bonus, car manufacturers switched from a buna rubber compound to a soy based compound on vacuum hoses and such. Squirrels think it's a buffet and cause thousands in damge if left to run amok. Unintended consequences, indeed.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:09 AM (Y9uH4)

155 The David Bowie Is exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum is well worth attending. I think this is the last stop.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:05 AM (lEOdv)

But But But I'd have to go to Brooklyn?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:09 AM (Ydx5u)

156 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2018 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

Thanks for the good news, and prayers for a complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2018 08:09 AM (EZebt)

157 Do you have any black skwerls out where you are?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:04 AM (JxMDl)


I thought they came from here, honestly. Yes, we have loads of them, and yes, they're just gray squirrels with a coat mutation. Haven't seen any white squirrels, but once in a while there will be a black squirrel with white on its tail like a skunk.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2018 08:10 AM (fZuhk)

158 Mornin' Horde! Happy Fathers Day to the fathers among the Horde!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Penitent Cylon at June 17, 2018 08:10 AM (lLeln)

159 There are black squirrels back in Iowa and Illinois. I saw a very dark squirrel here the other day but it could've been a grey one in shadow. I love them. They're beautiful.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 08:11 AM (Z1oBf)

160 Chicago Tribune: All Stormy Daniels this am. She is wondering if she should run for President, I say, go for it!

Posted by: colin at June 17, 2018 08:06 AM (XpQOi)



Outside of John Kass the Trib is one big shithole

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:11 AM (SiINZ)

161 Eros. It is fantastic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:12 AM (lEOdv)

162 Eris

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:12 AM (lEOdv)

163 LI column wondered if Hillary is feeling vindicated with everyone having private emails if she will try to run again in 2020.
The more the merrier I say.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 08:14 AM (pHfeF)

164 All hail Eros!

*sacrifices virgin cabana boy to Vaal*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:14 AM (JxMDl)

165 Vic, that's great news.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:14 AM (Y9uH4)

166 LI column wondered if Hillary is feeling vindicated with everyone having private emails
___

WUT

It's not an "e-mail kerfluffle", it's a security breach.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:15 AM (JxMDl)

167 Skip, she will absolutely run in 2020. She's very kindly going to give the deplorables another chance to get it right.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 08:16 AM (Z1oBf)

168 Saw a gray squirrel with a blond tail around my house. Must have visited one of the many, many Vietnamese salons we have on just about every corner.

Posted by: colin at June 17, 2018 08:16 AM (XpQOi)

169 Happy Father's Day to all the morons! Today as is tradition I am making spaghetti and meatballs and Italian sausage for hubby. Keeping said pasta company will be garlic bread and salad and bringing up the rear, chocolate cake. All his favorites.

Good news Vic. So is recovering well!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2018 08:18 AM (dUJdY)

170 167 Skip, she will absolutely run in 2020. She's very kindly going to give the deplorables another chance to get it right.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 08:16 AM (Z1oBf)


She's like Captain Ahab at this point. Yeah, nothing could possibly go wrong when someone that power-hungry actually attains power.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2018 08:18 AM (sdi6R)

171 *so GLAD she is recovering well. Shit. Moar coffee.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 17, 2018 08:19 AM (dUJdY)

172 There are black squirrels back in Iowa and Illinois. I saw a very dark squirrel here the other day but it could've been a grey one in shadow. I love them. They're beautiful.
Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 08:11 AM (Z1oBf)


I grew up about 60 miles away from here and never saw one once until I moved here in 1998. They're as common as grays here, not worth remarking on until someone from out of town sees one for the first time and can't get over it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (fZuhk)

173 'mornin.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (MVjcR)

174 Looks like Ted Cruz defeated Jimmy Kimmel in their basketball game. Good for him. I hope Ted gave him a wedgie.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (Y9uH4)

175 Skip, I had the strangest thought yesterday. It occurred to me that Trump's vow to sign DACA legislation might be a bluff.

PDJT: All right, you jerks. You passed it and I will sign it. But you will own it.





Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:25 AM

---

Nothing is going to pass in the House, this is all election year posturing.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (+Dllb)

176 "She's like Captain Ahab at this point"

Ahab caught the whale. or should I say the whale caught Ahab. Either way they both sunk.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (UdKB7)

177 Saw a raccoon at Citifield Friday. These spun out hippies were trying to lure it from behind the escalator

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:22 AM (lEOdv)

178 Looks like Ted Cruz defeated Jimmy Kimmel in their basketball game. Good for him. I hope Ted gave him a wedgie.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (Y9uH4)

An elbow to his jaw would have been better

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:22 AM (Ydx5u)

179 Saw a raccoon at Citifield Friday. These spun out hippies were trying to lure it from behind the escalator
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:22 AM (lEOdv)

Bet ya didn't see any good major league players in met's uniforms?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:23 AM (Ydx5u)

180 178

It's Sunday. I'm trying to better today than yesterday. However, I totally agree.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:23 AM (Y9uH4)

181 Black Squirrel Thread? i like them. We had a few at our last place a couple of miles away but none here.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:24 AM (MVjcR)

182 Just dont even know why there arent uprisings all over the country, and maybe there will be when people realize that this is a policy that they defend

Nancy calling for riots. Amazing how Prog ALWAYS resort to violence.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

183 Looks like Ted Cruz defeated Jimmy Kimmel in their basketball game. Good for him. I hope Ted gave him a wedgie.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:21 AM (Y9uH4)



Did Dimmy cry his eyes out?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:25 AM (SiINZ)

184 Happy Father's Day.

Without Fathers, there would be no Mothers.

And, we're out....

Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 17, 2018 08:26 AM (iiixZ)

185 In other news, it appears that the new Italian government is trying to MIGA. Two more ships blocked.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:26 AM (Y9uH4)

186 We stood integrate our current neighborhood with black squirrels.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:27 AM (MVjcR)

187 Wifey is doing fine and has been moved from ICU to a regular room. She is recovering much better than they had predicted originally. So thanks Morons and Moronettes, all those prayers have been answered.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
------------

Vic - Very good to hear. Lots 'o prayers been headed your way. Be careful on those trips back and forth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2018 08:27 AM (4lDWV)

188 Scotsman @ 175

That's what my brain was trying to tell me..."Don't panic. It's all theatre."

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 08:28 AM (Z1oBf)

189 Stood? Godammit.

Should.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:28 AM (MVjcR)

190 D's don't want a immigration solution, they want a cudgel to beat over D's heads. Aunty Nancy went around telling everyone its a wonder there wasn't riots in the streets with immigrants kids being hauled off to concentration camps.

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2018 08:29 AM (pHfeF)

191 I'm glad Mrs. Vic is doing well.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2018 08:30 AM (sdi6R)

192 David Bowie was convinced Laurie Anderson could read minds. They used to call each other and simultaneously make drawings without talking. Some of them were vaguely similar

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:30 AM (lEOdv)

193 with immigrants kids being hauled off to concentration camps.
Posted by: Skip

Was that an option? If it was, put me down for that

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 08:31 AM (8ikIW)

194 So this 'camp' shit is their issue for the mid-terms? How can we defeat the GOP plan to screw this up and lose?

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:31 AM (MVjcR)

195 Matt "Guitar" Murphy has passed.

88 years old I believe.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2018 08:34 AM (EoRCO)

196 Matt "Guitar" Murphy has passed.

88 years old I believe.





Posted by: Hairyback Guy


RIP

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 08:34 AM (EEuOO)

197 Matt "Guitar" Murphy has passed.

You better think...

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2018 08:35 AM (8ikIW)

198 Four Fried Chickens....and a Coke.

RIP Matt

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2018 08:35 AM (Y9uH4)

199 They like the "camp" issue because they love sad pictures, like putting polar bears on little ice bergs. And if the picture looks good, they don't have to do any thinking.

But it won't work for them - because when anyone asks Ok, what should we do, the only answer is "Let them all go! No border enforcement! Open Borders for All!!!!"

and they can't deny that because a huge part of the Left wing base wants exactly that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2018 08:35 AM (V2Yro)

200 192 David Bowie was convinced Laurie Anderson could read minds. They used to call each other and simultaneously make drawings without talking. Some of them were vaguely similar
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:30 AM (lEOdv)
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That's so cool. My first concert was "Mr. Heartbreak" and I loved her multimedia stage and talking violin.

They were both very visual and technophiliacs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:35 AM (JxMDl)

201 So this 'camp' shit is their issue for the mid-terms? How can we defeat the GOP plan to screw this up and lose?
Posted by: Weasel
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As always, the Dems are projection, i.e., camps are what they would do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2018 08:36 AM (TSLKA)

202 192 David Bowie was convinced Laurie Anderson could read minds. They used to call each other and simultaneously make drawings without talking. Some of them were vaguely similar
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:30 AM (lEOdv)

===

In the 80s I had a friend who was way into the Zodiac. She was born 3 days before I was. She would often call me and ask whether this or that event had happened to me, based on her reading of my star charts.

Whatever she asked about had in fact often occurred.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2018 08:38 AM (EZebt)

203 As always, the Dems are projection, i.e., camps are what they would do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2018 08:36 AM (TSLKA)

It was The dems who put kids in cages
It was the dems who gave kids to MS-13

And I am sick and tired of dems referring to PDT as a Nazi and using concentration camps ...it's time we shamed them ( if that is possible) for their outright ignorance and anti-semitism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:39 AM (Ydx5u)

204 I never knew that Laurie Anderson was married to Lou Reed until he died and the news reports mentioned it.

Posted by: rickl at June 17, 2018 08:40 AM (sdi6R)

205 Migrant children who cross into the United States either alone or with adults have a higher standard of living once they are put into federal care than the more than 13 million American children who are living in poverty across the country.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:41 AM (Ydx5u)

206 The diabetes theory is interesting. I wonder if that is why so many Alzheimer's patients are candy-holics.

Posted by: creeper at June 17, 2018 07:54 AM


Ronald Reagan loved his jelly beans. One of the biggest blood sugar and insulin spikers in the candy group.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 17, 2018 08:41 AM (LOgQ4)

207 And I am sick and tired of dems referring to PDT as a Nazi and using concentration camps ...it's time we shamed them ( if that is possible) for their outright ignorance and anti-semitism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:39 AM (Ydx5u)

===

Minimizing and clouding the meaning of the Holocaust is a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2018 08:41 AM (EZebt)

208 We should feed the children at the camps dry white toast.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:42 AM (MVjcR)

209 @Cosmic Charlie
The Citi shows looked like real barn burners. I saw Atlanta last week and it was really good. They are a different band from even a year ago.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 17, 2018 08:43 AM (S23Mj)

210 Minimizing and clouding the meaning of the Holocaust is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2018 08:41 AM (EZebt)

I know and I rip anyone and everyone who does that a new asshole. And I am not particularly nice about it either...not that I am ever a nice guy with the left

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:43 AM (Ydx5u)

211 Looks like Kellen Winslow Jr. has been a busy man of late.

Rape, sodomy and the lash.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2018 08:44 AM (EoRCO)

212 Indulging protesters can be expensive, as the University of Missouri is discovering three years after students successfully demanded the resignation of the president and chancellor. Last week the school said it will have to eliminate 185 positions on top of 308 cut last year.

You skinned it now wear it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:44 AM (JFO2v)

213 Heh... Someone made a crack about releasing a badger during Lil' Shitler's die in stunt.

But it made me imagine a blind person with a service dog walking in unaware of what's happening. Imagine the poor puppy wracking it's doggie brain to try to explain that one to it's owner...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2018 08:44 AM (BRvh1)

214 Black Squirrel Thread? i like them. We had a few at our last place a couple of miles away but none here.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:24 AM (MVjcR)

I never saw black squirrels as a kid, but now that I live near old growth forest, I see them every day. A lot of them are brown-black rather than pure black. I almost never see the gray squirrels anymore.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 17, 2018 08:45 AM (/+bwe)

215 I know and I rip anyone and everyone who does that a new asshole.


Posted by: Nevergiveup

Ummm...... Wrong end, Doc.

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2018 08:45 AM (EEuOO)

216 As always, the Dems are projection, i.e., camps are what they would do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2018 08:36 AM (TSLKA)



The left is built on lies. Socialism works, diversity is our strength. It's one lie after another and unfortunately there are far too many people that are too stupid and/or gullible who buy into it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:45 AM (SiINZ)

217 ok you got me to look up the Kellen Winslow story. Wow, talk about a guy with mommy issues....

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2018 08:45 AM (V2Yro)

218 We should feed the children at the camps dry white toast.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:42 AM (MVjcR)



With Marmite.

And Big Red soda.


There I think that contains all the food groups.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2018 08:46 AM (9q7Dl)

219 Morning all....

Good news about Mrs. Vic! Continued healing!

And Happy Father's day to all the daddy morons!

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2018 08:46 AM (Enq6K)

220 Indulging protesters can be expensive, as the University of Missouri is discovering three years after students successfully demanded the resignation of the president and chancellor. Last week the school said it will have to eliminate 185 positions on top of 308 cut last year.

You skinned it now wear it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:44 AM (JFO2v)



Finally some good news. Hopefully all of these companies and sports that have given in to the left go the same way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:46 AM (SiINZ)

221 184 Happy Father's Day.

Without Fathers, there would be no Mothers.

And, we're out....
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at June 17, 2018 08:26 AM (iiixZ)

Wait what? Doesnt Heather have 2 mommies?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:47 AM (JFO2v)

222 There I think that contains all the food groups.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2018 08:46 AM (9q7Dl)

And unfiltered camels

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:48 AM (JFO2v)

223 Jed, t agree. Headed to Alpine Valley next weekend.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:48 AM (lEOdv)

224 they aren't black squirrels, they are squirrels of color.

Posted by: vivi at June 17, 2018 08:49 AM (11H2y)

225 There was a guy I knew in the service who would occasionally, during casual conversation, call out 'Stop!', and then announce what someone was about to say.

These were not things or ideas that could be extracted from the context of the conversation, but verbatim words about to be spoken. Weird. He said it only happened from time to time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2018 08:49 AM (wA0yZ)

226 Can't we just put the chirrun' in camp-jail with the parents? It would just be one big camp. Let FEMA run it.

Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:49 AM (MVjcR)

227 'We should feed the children at the camps dry white toast.'

They get toast? When I was a kid we only got dry white.

Posted by: freaked at June 17, 2018 08:49 AM (UdKB7)

228 books

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 17, 2018 08:50 AM (2txvL)

229 Cosmic Charlie,
Nice, I'm heading out to the San Diego show in a couple weeks. Alpine Valley always tend to be good shows.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 17, 2018 08:51 AM (S23Mj)

230 226 Can't we just put the chirrun' in camp-jail with the parents? It would just be one big camp. Let FEMA run it.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2018 08:49 AM (MVjcR)

I will call it... Public Housing.

Posted by: President Shitlery, second of her name at June 17, 2018 08:52 AM (BRvh1)

231 one of many

Obamas lie was told in 2015, when Obama was asked by CBS Bill Plante when he learned Mrs. Clinton had used an unsecured email server.

The same time everybody else learned it, through news reports, Obama said. He was so silky that you couldnt even hear his tongue rustling along his teeth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:52 AM (JFO2v)

232 225 There was a guy I knew in the service who would occasionally, during casual conversation, call out 'Stop!', and then announce what someone was about to say.

These were not things or ideas that could be extracted from the context of the conversation, but verbatim words about to be spoken."

I can remember quite a few times at big family dinners with my in-laws when I could have done that, especially on Thanksgiving. Well, that's because one sis-in-law and her mother had this ongoing argument about whether she should use her nickname or her real name, and they both cared about it and no one else did, and once they got into it they locked into the same exact script that they used in this argument for at least 15 years straight.

It got to where I think everyone at the table wanted to chant their lines along with them, like a chorus, just to keep from being bored to death.

Ah, that was a great Family Tradition.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2018 08:53 AM (V2Yro)

233 there are far too many people that are too stupid and/or gullible who buy into it
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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Only because academe, and derivatively, the media are fellow travelers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2018 08:53 AM (wA0yZ)

234 And I am sick and tired of dems referring to PDT as a
Nazi and using concentration camps ...it's time we shamed them ( if
that is possible) for their outright ignorance and anti-semitism


Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 08:39 AM

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I say let them dems keep it up with the Mr. Hilter and concentration camp meme, it is only helping Trump and his poll numbers show that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2018 08:55 AM (+Dllb)

235 over at NY Post
If Americas so evil, why does the left think immigrants keep coming?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

236 49 Strange how the MFM never mentioned the "misery index" during the glorious (NOT) years of the misrule by Mocha Heyzeus, isn't it? Those turds haven't given up, but I think a lot of people are glad that President Obama and his policies are in the rear-view mirror.

--

honestly, it wasn't all that bad. 7.8 when he began, 6.7 when he finished.

Of course it doesn't factor in growth which is where he really failed or discouraged workers.


But i'm guessing that growth hasn't been higher than the other 2 since the 60s at some point.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90

Obama's unemployment rate was purely the result of devastated labour participation rate, disability scamming, part-time work and 0 % interest rates.

Trump's is about optimism, tax cuts, and growth, in spite of increased labour participation and interest rates, and wages.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 17, 2018 08:56 AM (IeDO8)

237 Hogmartin, book thread is up AND IT'S ABOUT HAM RADIOS.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 17, 2018 08:56 AM (JxMDl)

238 220 Indulging protesters can be expensive, as the University of Missouri is discovering three years after students successfully demanded the resignation of the president and chancellor. Last week the school said it will have to eliminate 185 positions on top of 308 cut last year.

You skinned it now wear it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:44 AM (JFO2v)



Finally some good news. Hopefully all of these companies and sports that have given in to the left go the same way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2018 08:46 AM (SiINZ)
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I'm guessing of those 185 cuts, only 5 to 10 will usually be professors.

Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2018 08:56 AM (OAlmw)

239 say let them dems keep it up with the Mr. Hilter and concentration camp meme, it is only helping Trump and his poll numbers show that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2018 08:55 AM (+Dllb)

Other benefit: That way we know who they are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2018 08:57 AM (BRvh1)

240 S/B
5 to 10 will be professors.

Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2018 08:57 AM (OAlmw)

241 I'm guessing of those 185 cuts, only 5 to 10 will usually be professors."

Yeah, but given that most "professors" today just lay around and either watch porn or shriek at lefty online outlets all day, getting rid of their underlings may actually force some of them to do some work for the first time in several years. And that'll sure piss them off!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2018 08:59 AM (V2Yro)

242 202 192 David Bowie was convinced Laurie Anderson could read minds. They used to call each other and simultaneously make drawings without talking. Some of them were vaguely similar
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 17, 2018 08:30 AM (lEOdv)

===

In the 80s I had a friend who was way into the Zodiac. She was born 3 days before I was. She would often call me and ask whether this or that event had happened to me, based on her reading of my star charts.

Whatever she asked about had in fact often occurred.


Posted by: San Franpsycho

Based on her reading of my star charts" and stalking, but mostly stalking.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 17, 2018 08:59 AM (IeDO8)

243 f Americas so evil, why does the left think immigrants keep coming?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

Outstanding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 09:00 AM (Ydx5u)

244 The Bowie show is very good and very crowded. The costumes are great, and they show a selection of his music videos and the costumes he wore in them. Some very very early work/videos of his are amazing, other little-known videos, his artwork, some correspondence (a note from Christopher Isherwood!) and a compilation reel of his movie appearances. He really was an amazing talent, and boy was he easy on the eyes.

Posted by: vivi at June 17, 2018 09:00 AM (11H2y)

245 Nazi, concentration camps, alt-right, racist, etc. Has zero effect on PDT and as for most citizens you are actually making them come to the Pres defence. Natalie Portman called Jarred Kushner (supposed friend and fellow jew) a SUPERCRIMINAL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 09:01 AM (JFO2v)

246 Posted by: San Franpsycho

Based on her reading of my star charts" and stalking, but mostly stalking. "

call transcript: "Hey friend, I woke up with the weirdest thought - did you find a little doll made out of human hair and bits of rags stuck to your door with a straigtpin this morning? You did? Weird, isn't it!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2018 09:02 AM (V2Yro)

247 Black squirrel? Around '09 I had a near albino eating my bird food. Maybe he got be'er.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 17, 2018 09:04 AM (RuIsu)

248 If you want to see a really amazing and whimsical museum show in NYC, go to the Museum of Modern Art and the City Dreams exhibit of the work of Bodys Kingelez. He was a Congolese artist who made miniature models of imaginary buildings and cities full of color, texture and hope. I wrote a review of it for a weekly newspaper if you want to know more.
http://www.ourtownny.com/city-arts-news/20180531/whimsy-under-the-stars

Posted by: vivi at June 17, 2018 09:04 AM (11H2y)

249 Natalie Portman called Jarred Kushner (supposed friend and fellow jew) a SUPERCRIMINAL.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2018 09:01 AM (JFO2v)

I would not piss on her if she was on fire...maybe fuck her yes, but piss on her no

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2018 09:06 AM (Ydx5u)

250 Natalie Portman will always be sore about how Lucasfilm gave her a pile of cash but ruined her career forever. So now she has to make up for it by standing on the sidelines and screeching.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2018 09:10 AM (V2Yro)

251 "maybe fuck her yes, but piss on her no"

Dick



Crazy


The two should remain separate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2018 09:24 AM (EyPfd)

252 http://bit.ly/2yjishB
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Child Border Crossers Have Higher Standard of Living than 13M Impoverished American Children | Breitbart

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 17, 2018 09:26 AM (y3aQB)

253 Rep. Nunes: If DOJ Does Not Turn Over Documents by Monday -- They Will Have 'Hell to Pay' by Wednesday -GP
'Hell to Pay' = Stern words, stern letters, and more than likely promotions.

Every day is Ground Hog day with these Republican cucks.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 17, 2018 11:45 AM (r9UYA)

254 Test

Posted by: kallisto at June 17, 2018 12:05 PM (b0Mq7)

255 Interesting book "The End of Alzheimer's" by Dale Bredesen relates to that diabetes/sugar/nutrition/sleep theory.

Posted by: Andrea at June 17, 2018 12:21 PM (vOD+O)

256 http://bit.ly/2yiJ5TH
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JEF at Bilderberg Group

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 17, 2018 01:04 PM (y3aQB)

257 Posted by: Under Fire at June 17, 2018 11:45 AM (r9UYA)
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Yes Yes Yes , Nunes is a Cuck. Good God get Help

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 17, 2018 01:07 PM (y3aQB)

258 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2018 02:18 PM (Evws/)

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