Lulz: Chris Cuomo Bombs In Debut of New Show

CNN's much-hyped new program Cuomo Prime Time finished dead last among the three major cable news networks in the 9 p.m. hour during its first week on the air.
Even worse for CNN, the program was down 9 percent from the network’s programming compared to the same week one year ago. And Friday’s viewership was down 23 percent from the shows Monday debut.
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CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news for viewers in the political center despite Cuomo's previous history on CNN’s morning program of being very anti-Trump.

Uh-huh.

Here's this retarded ape posting his own exercise videos.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:30 PM

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1 LOL retarded ape

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2018 06:22 PM (LiyEm)

2 Just folded space from Cuomo Prime.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2018 06:22 PM (IqV8l)

3 Fake News?

Posted by: rd at June 13, 2018 06:22 PM (4dz1m)

4 Does not sound very Prime to me...

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 13, 2018 06:22 PM (++G28)

5 top 10

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 13, 2018 06:23 PM (F5+ro)

6
Bombs in de butt.
Saw that scene in 'Man on Fire'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 13, 2018 06:23 PM (roQNm)

7 I thought shows were supposed to do their best in the first few days?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (v30M8)

8 He warrior of the light mentality"

Seriously. Dude posted that?

Fffffffffffffft.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (7LY+6)

9 "...would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news for viewers in the political center "

Riiiiight. I gotta life size picture of that.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (Enq6K)

10 BRO, did you see how much that guy can lift?!!?! whoa!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (F5+ro)

11
Who knew.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (qqDHc)

12 Wow. Caught an early thread.

Posted by: fish...thelowercase one at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (RkLV1)

13 that fuckin kettle ball, bro

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 13, 2018 06:24 PM (F5+ro)

14 And another top 10!

It's a birthday wish come true!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:25 PM (7LY+6)

15 I thought shows were supposed to do their best in the first few days?
Posted by: Flyguy

That's what I always heard.

Posted by: Megan Kelly at June 13, 2018 06:25 PM (FTlwv)

16 And that is with many of the boob tubes in airports and medical offices stuck on Fake News. How many folks voluntarily watch this insipid pablum?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 13, 2018 06:25 PM (TvRUZ)

17 CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news

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Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:25 PM (+dsLj)

18 How could the show fail?

Everyone in New York Loves It!

Just ask the Governor!!

Posted by: rd at June 13, 2018 06:25 PM (4dz1m)

19 I think instead of retarded the correct term is "mentally challenged" ape. For the children of course.

Posted by: Bosk at June 13, 2018 06:25 PM (fjMEv)

20
You know what this means, right?

Cumo needs to ramp up the unhinged moonbattery.

The only reason his show is failing is because he's not lefty enough. Gotta be.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (qqDHc)

21 Chris Cuomo bombs?

Gee, I did not see this coming.

Posted by: dantesed at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (88xKn)

22 Chris Cumo? Sounds like a gay porn star.

Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (UdKB7)

23 Maybe CNN should have hired Megan Kelly instead?

BWAH HA HA HAAAAAAA

Posted by: Kortezzi at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (HGwPM)

24 Okay, I'll draw a dick and balls on his forehead with a Sharpy, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (7UW64)

25 Wait.... isn't calling someone a monkey or ape racist???

Or... I guess its OK if they are WHITE???

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

26 Well no wonder it bombed. They didn't name it correctly. It should be called Cuomo's Very Fake News.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (+lVUW)

27 Maybe viewership would increase if they sold bricks with new televisions.....

Well, once, anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (7UW64)

28
Fake News cnn is totally fair.
They give equal time to Democrats who hate President Trump and to Republicans
who hate President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (qqDHc)

29 No way I'm watching that video.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (2CQCl)

30 "Here's this retarded ape posting his own exercise videos."

Nope, nuh-uhh, not gonna look. Can't be unseen.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (57plp)

31 Does watching Cris Cuomo's exercise video hoping he drops a kettle-bell on his face make me gay?

Posted by: Gunslinger at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (R2gO3)

32 25 Wait.... isn't calling someone a monkey or ape racist???

Or... I guess its OK if they are WHITE???

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

Snowmonkey?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (7UW64)

33 If you're a guy talking about "personal empowerment", go fuck yourself to death in the heart with a knife.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

34 But he's #1 among Upper Class Twit viewers, of those who understand a remote.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (cpLq8)

35 You want: Deep Inside Guilfoyle
You'd settle for: Blitzer After Dark
You'll get: Cuomo Prime Time

Posted by: wooga at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (dgk4E)

36 Here's one about another of Ace's old friends.

Sources tell Page Six that network execs are considering moving Megyn Kelly's show - which has been having a hard time attracting viewers since it debuted in September - an hour later, and bringing Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb's popular hour of the "Today" show forward by an hour to replace it.

https://pagesix.com/2018/06/11/nbc-mulls-
moving-megyn-kelly-today-to-a-new-time-slot/

MeAgain's show is tanking so badly, she is useless as a lead-in to Kathie Lee. So, flip them. Let MeAgain sink on her own. She can screw over the local news or whatever follows the later hour.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (pvjTE)

37

New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 13, 2018 06:28 PM (IqV8l)

38 Hey, retarded ape-

Desmond Morris did it earlier and better.

Posted by: Missing anthropologist Miklos at June 13, 2018 06:28 PM (zCyNd)

39 Rich Zeoli on Philly radio calls him the Lesser Cuomo.

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2018 06:28 PM (sdi6R)

40 the ideological middle

In fairness, things pulled from the ass are in the middle of something. Cheeks. They're in the middle of the ass cheeks.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 13, 2018 06:28 PM (HtLSE)

41 His hair smells great and love to rub those muscular shoulders.

Posted by: Juicen Joe Biden at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (yhf6w)

42 Honest question, I know their father Mario was considered soe great NY political figure, but was he as stupid as his sons have turned out to be/

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (57plp)

43 Rich Zeoli 1210am Phila calls him the Lesser Coumo

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (pHfeF)

44 "the political center"....

of where? Beijing?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (BRvh1)

45 Cuomo is a chicken head.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (0tfLf)

46 Full coverage of the Silly, Very Silly, and Extremely Silly parties. That's what I call balance, you bunch of Hobbittses.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (2xR5z)

47 Chris do you realize that more people watch my abysmal show then watch yours? Have a nice day.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (O5Q3r)

48 29 No way I'm watching that video.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (2CQCl)

Dude, watch the video, man.

Guy lifts, like, a heavy ass ball. Then he puts it down.

Then his buddy -- and you won't believe shit -- lifts an even heavier fucking ball. And guess what he does? He puts the thing back down!

THEN the guys hot wife walks buy, there's a cute little comment by Cuomo about the wife, THEN the guy lifts the thing with his OTHER ARM.

THEN, you guess it, he puts it back down.

It's a wild ride.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (F5+ro)

49 If CNN had Rodman on every night crying it would get better ratings.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (xPl2J)

50
but but but but Blue Wave, everyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (qqDHc)

51 I think instead of retarded the correct term is "mentally challenged" ape. For the children of course.

Ape? I think you mean Person of Primate. Hater.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (HtLSE)

52 Hah. Anti-Trump is the middle.

Finger on the pulse, kids.

Finger on the pulse.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (+lOpA)

53 rickl got it first.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (pHfeF)

54 Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

55 http://bit.ly/2y50TSa
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Jeff Zucker Renews CNN Contract Through 2020 Election

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

56 Ideological middle - purple stomach

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (2NqXo)

57 Dude, watch the video, man. "

Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (7LY+6)

58 The only reason his show is failing is because he's not lefty enough. Gotta be.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (qqDHc)
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Exactly the Rudy Guilliani interview probably pissed off more than one of the loyal Crazy Clown Network viewers. BTW, good evening everybody.

Posted by: BebeDahl at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (yNyJy)

59 Okay, I'll draw a dick and balls on his forehead with a Sharpy, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (7UW64)

Just the basic twig and berries ... or are you going Full Monster Vein and Shrubbery ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (fiGNd)

60 Heck yeah we are fair! We talk bad about both Republicans and conservatives.

- CNN

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (7TeOH)

61 Saw Retarded Ape open for Candlebox in Ybor City in '95.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (20X6f)

62 So I went to the retarded ape link
First, geez, what a narcissist.
Second, who are all these people who are begging him to post exercise videos? What sad lives they must lead.
Third, the douchebag actually used the word "empowerment". I hate anybody who talks about empowerment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (+lVUW)

63 How's Meagain Kelly doing these days?

Any love for her?

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (+lOpA)

64 42 Honest question, I know their father Mario was considered soe great NY political figure, but was he as stupid as his sons have turned out to be/

Posted by: random lurker commenter

Imagine a shorter, but more condescending, Jim Comey.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (2xR5z)

65 Gee, didn't Rodman's appearance boost the ratings even?

MAGA

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (Evws/)

66 But he's #1 among Upper Class Twit viewers, of those who understand a remote.

Love the guy! Nobody better! Fuck Trump!

Posted by: Robert "Punchy" DeNiro at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (O5Q3r)

67
btw, the only ones who actually believe in that blue wave bullshit hype is...

the Republicans.

That's why you'll see 80% of Republicans up for reelection actually distancing themselves from President Trump in the coming months.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (qqDHc)

68 No seriously, post more exercise videos while I get some popcorn.

Posted by: sinalco at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (yODqO)

69 33
If you're a guy talking about "personal empowerment", go fuck yourself to death in the heart with a knife.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

Dack. "go fuck yourself to death in the heart with a knife?"
huh.I like it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (2CQCl)

70 Monkey Buoy looks like he's been huffing carbon monoxide for a significant portion of his life.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (J7XgW)

71 Full coverage of the Silly, Very Silly, and Extremely Silly parties. That's what I call balance, you bunch of Hobbittses.

Left out again, as always.
*sigh*

Posted by: Kevin Phillips Bong, Slightly Silly at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (HtLSE)

72 Rich Zeoli calls him the Lesser Cuomo.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (IqV8l)

73 42 Honest question, I know their father Mario was considered soe great NY political figure, but was he as stupid as his sons have turned out to be/
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (57plp)

In my memory, Mario was just a standard plain jane politician. Tried to do right by his state, fleeced the federal gov't for as much pork as possible, kept the unions from striking too often. Didn't step on any 3rd rails, that sorta thing. Kinda like Casey the Elder in PA. Try to keep your base happy with you and your opponents not too pissed off at you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (BRvh1)

74 52 Hah. Anti-Trump is the middle.

Finger on the pulse, kids.

Finger on the pulse.
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (+lOpA)

/checks pulse...

He's dead Jim...

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2018 06:32 PM (NgKpN)

75 Maybe CNN should consider kiosks to replace their hosts?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 13, 2018 06:32 PM (O5Q3r)

76 Ok, I'll give the 'ape' some props.

That kettlebell move is called a Turkish Get-up. Uses almost every muscle in your body. It's a tough one.

But he's still a dork for posting it...

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

77
Which is the whole entire point of this repeated blue wave bullshit: to spook the Republican cucks.

It's not for our benefit; we could give a shit. It's not for Democrat voters' benefit, either. It's to spook Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:32 PM (qqDHc)

78 Chris Cuomo attended, and apparently was graduated from Yale. He then went downmarket to Fordham.

I can only imagine the discussion at Yale-

"Chris you get the diploma, because Father. Don't push it."

Posted by: Missing anthropologist Miklos at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (zCyNd)

79 Second, who are all these people who are begging him to post exercise videos? What sad lives they must lead.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (+lVUW)

I, for one, want him to post more. One would need a heart of stone, and all that.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (fZuhk)

80 would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news for viewers in the political center

"Straight news"? Sounds homophobic to me.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (+lVUW)

81 They should replace him with George Pataki.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (xPl2J)

82 How's Meagain Kelly doing these days? "

Two thumbs up!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (7LY+6)

83 59
Okay, I'll draw a dick and balls on his forehead with a Sharpy, too.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (7UW64)

Just the basic twig and berries ... or are you going Full Monster Vein and Shrubbery ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (fiGNd)

I'm in 100% Scogg.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (2CQCl)

84 28
Fake News cnn is totally fair.
They give equal time to Democrats who hate President Trump and to Republicans
who hate President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (qqDHc)

Soothie, I think you may be on to something here.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (57plp)

85
Wait, did Ace Pre-Poo-Poo the IG report?

Or is Ace gonna post-poo-poo the IG report, tomorrow?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (qqDHc)

86 Does Zucker really believe his own BS? Is he really that out of touch?
Or is he just deliberately obtuse?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (0tfLf)

87 Ooops...sorry to those already mentioning Meagain.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (+lOpA)

88 73 42 Honest question, I know their father Mario was considered soe great NY political figure, but was he as stupid as his sons have turned out to be/
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 13, 2018 06:29 PM (57plp)

In my memory, Mario was just a standard plain jane politician. Tried to do right by his state, fleeced the federal gov't for as much pork as possible, kept the unions from striking too often. Didn't step on any 3rd rails, that sorta thing. Kinda like Casey the Elder in PA. Try to keep your base happy with you and your opponents not too pissed off at you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM (BRvh1)

From what I know of the history of the Cuomo Family, Il Duce Cuomo's rein was long and peaceful. He kept the family out of war, and maintained the peace, and everyone made money.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 13, 2018 06:33 PM (F5+ro)

89 His show finished behind the "off" button?

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (RuIsu)

90 Turkish Get-up"

Klinger in MASH?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (7LY+6)

91 69 33
If you're a guy talking about "personal empowerment", go fuck yourself to death in the heart with a knife.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 06:27 PM (4ErVI)

Dack. "go fuck yourself to death in the heart with a knife?"
huh.I like it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:31 PM
(2CQCl)

It's an Aceism from a few days ago. I think I screwed it up, but it still works.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

92 Test

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (4C0+v)

93
Sometimes Ace pre poo-poos stuff.

And some times Ace post-poo-poos stuff.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (qqDHc)

94 Cuomo needs to do a hard-hitting piece shaming transphobic 12-year-old girls who don't want to see penises when they visit the ladies' room.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (2NqXo)

95 worse than sad!

Posted by: concrete girl at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (IVQr2)

96 Megyn Kelly ?

Survey Sez ... One !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (fiGNd)

97 The living like an ape-man thing? Just... forget it, guys. Never mind.

Posted by: Ray Davies at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (HtLSE)

98 76
Ok, I'll give the 'ape' some props.

That kettlebell move is called a Turkish Get-up. Uses almost every muscle in your body. It's a tough one.

But he's still a dork for posting it...

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 06:32 PM (Enq6K)

Meh, try the Turkish Get-up IN a Turkish Get-up

Posted by: Turk at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (2CQCl)

99 90 Turkish Get-up"

Klinger in MASH?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (7LY+6)

Abdhul, ABul Bul... Amir?

Posted by: Ivan Skavinsky Skavar at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (NgKpN)

100 >>>CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news for viewers in the political center

There's two problems.

1) No conservative would believe CNN is honest about this, so it wouldn't attract them as viewers.

2) The rest of their viewership don't want impartiality. They don't want to hear about the other side, so they would avoid such a show.

So it's kind of like Disney marketing SJW comics or movies to a non-existent audience.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (/qEW2)

101
They should replace him with George Pataki.
Posted by: Mark1971

Oh my!

Posted by: Mr. Zulu at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (IqV8l)

102 Ace had 'go fuck yourself dead' a while back. I like that one.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (2NqXo)

103 Can't decide what's worse, Facebook or Twitter.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (HgMAr)

104 97 The living like an ape-man thing? Just... forget it, guys. Never mind.
Posted by: Ray Davies at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (HtLSE)

/looks confused...

Posted by: Tarzan at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (NgKpN)

105 Abdhul, ABul Bul... Amir"

Amir again?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (7LY+6)

106 They made a big movie about the Obama's last year SOUTH SIDE WITH YOU it Bombed big time yeah who want to sit through some mushy putrid movie about Americas #1 worst president and first lady

Posted by: Alpha Skua at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM (wGqjj)

107 Damn it. You guys talked me into hitting the link and now I have FB bullcrap popping up.
Sheesh!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (0tfLf)

108 Pence just cast tie breaking vote on a bill to allow states to defund planned parenthood.

MAGA

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (+dsLj)

109 Horton Hears a Who Gives a Fuck is still the best thing I've read here in quite some time.

Wish some Moron would claim it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (fiGNd)

110 It's an Aceism from a few days ago. I think I screwed it up, but it still works.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

I'm gonna memorize it. Ya never know.

Posted by: Turk at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (2CQCl)

111 ...and a week after I met her, I found out I had caught the Turkish Getup!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (F5+ro)

112 Shit. off Turk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (2CQCl)

113 Man identifying as 6 year old crushes game winning homer in tee ball championship(LOL Babylon Bee)

https://tinyurl.com/y94aaqs8

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (LiyEm)

114 Move the dufus to the gorilla channel.

Posted by: DXO at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (nzKWW)

115 108 Pence just cast tie breaking vote on a bill to allow states to defund planned parenthood.

MAGA
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (+dsLj)

Winning....

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (NgKpN)

116 They made a big movie about the Obama's last year SOUTH SIDE WITH YOU it Bombed big time yeah who want to sit through some mushy putrid movie about Americas #1 worst president and first lady
Posted by: Alpha Skua at June 13, 2018 06:36 PM

First problem with the verisimilitude: Moochelle was played by a woman.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

117 No,South Side With You was about Mooch and Barry falling in love not about the last year.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2018 06:38 PM (LiyEm)

118 Meh, try the Turkish Get-up IN a Turkish Get-up

Posted by: Turk at June 13, 2018 06:35 PM (2CQCl)

Yo, I still got the pants for sale!

Posted by: You can't touch this! at June 13, 2018 06:38 PM (zCyNd)

119 Pence just cast tie breaking vote on a bill to allow states to defund planned parenthood.

MAGA
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (+dsLj)

*Gives Susanne Collins Death Stare*

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 06:39 PM (4C0+v)

120 Heh. Rush calls him "Fredo."

And, of course, to Zuckerberg, "ideologically middle" means just to the right of Chairman Mao, so -- technically, he wasn't lying.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 13, 2018 06:39 PM (QU+qf)

121 First problem with the verisimilitude: Moochelle was played by a woman.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

Not a frame was filmed in her native Kashyyyk ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:39 PM (fiGNd)

122 Ace had 'go fuck yourself dead' a while back. I like that one.

******************

I prefer ace's gender inclusive "Go xuck xerself"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:39 PM (+dsLj)

123 Chris is worth more than Andrew. 5 vs. 2. BS

The 2018 NY budget is 168 Billion with 59 Billion coming from us (feds). You know he is skimming more than that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2018 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

124 107
Damn it. You guys talked me into hitting the link and now I have FB bullcrap popping up.

Sheesh!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (0tfLf)

Yeah I looked up some chicks titties that some moron mentioned here and Russians almost took over my computer. This F'n place amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:40 PM (2CQCl)

125 39 Rich Zeoli on Philly radio calls him the Lesser Cuomo.
Posted by: rickl

The Greater Cuomo is the one who's shacking up with that FoodNetwork chef who creates delicious recipes using processed foods, like canned mushroom soup.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:40 PM (+lVUW)

126 I have friends that adopt retarded apes and they are mad at you comment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

127 I thought it was called the "Turkish Jerk"?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 06:40 PM (Evws/)

128 Loved Trump's tweet about Claire McCaskill.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (nILVB)

129 119-Yes. Good for Michael Pence.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (0/+vJ)

130 I love post-poo-poo platters! I'll often just order one of them and not have a main course!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (Evws/)

131 128 Loved Trump's tweet about Claire McCaskill.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (nILVB)

Fine. Don't share.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (+lOpA)

132
An anagram for Chris Cuomo is Stupid Douchebag.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (r+sAi)

133 I prefer ace's gender inclusive "Go xuck xerself"
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:39 PM (+dsLj)

It that like tribbing?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

134 I thought it was called the "Turkish Jerk"?"

Turkish delight?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (7LY+6)

135
Moo goo gai pan VS the Poo Poo Platter?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (qqDHc)

136 CNN hard hitting expose on why allowing transitioning boys to run in girls track meets is a centrist position.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (XG2zl)

137 I think Ace hit peak funny with either the Kaboom post or the Disaster Pants post.

Posted by: Weasel at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (MVjcR)

138 WellYouKnowYouGuys, There is a long, sordid history of comparing Italians to primates, and this Cuomo comment is entirely beyond the pale and does not represent WhoWeAre, and I demand that AceCorp be dissolved, all assets liquidated, and all proceeds delivered forthwith to the NIAF. But you can make the check payable to me. I'll make sure they get it.

Tax purposes. You under stand of course.

Alright, boys, start loading up the trucks! And make sure when you're lifting those pudding drums to put all the weight into your lower back and groin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (BRvh1)

139 106 They made a big movie about the Obama's last year SOUTH SIDE WITH YOU it Bombed big time yeah who want to sit through some mushy putrid movie about Americas #1 worst president and first lady
Posted by: Alpha Skua

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!!
IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE THAT WON A BILLION AWARDS!!!

IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!!

Posted by: MSM, totally not a bunch of mean girls at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (20X6f)

140 41 His hair smells great and love to rub those muscular shoulders.
Posted by: Juicen Joe Biden

Now you did it. I'm having nightmarish flashbacks to the "Creepy Joe Biden" youtubes.
The one where he's shoving his snout into some poor woman's hair is gross.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (+lVUW)

141 It's the Greek Getup and the Kenyan Takedown that will really bake your noodle.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (J7XgW)

142 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (qqDHc)

Lol. lick me on facebook..lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (2CQCl)

143 23
Maybe CNN should have hired Megan Kelly instead?

BWAH HA HA HAAAAAAA

Posted by: Kortezzi at June 13, 2018 06:26 PM (HGwPM)

- It's not too late, give us an offer!

Posted by: NBC at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

144
Ever order Fried Shrimps and you get this huge piece of fried batter and there's no shrimps inside?

Of course you have! That's all these restaurants serve.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (qqDHc)

145 Extremely studly Cuomo GAINZZZ. That weird little weight would have dislocated Barry's shoulder.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2018 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

146 136 CNN hard hitting expose on why allowing transitioning boys to run in girls track meets is a centrist position.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (XG2zl)

The story about the top female runners in CT being, um "born male?"

Because I find it hilarious. Think about it -- upper middle class suburb and "limousine liberal" types are complaining because their daughters cant excel in an extra curricular and get in to harvard or whatever, and the trans community (ahem) is upset because its transphobic to notice that people "born male" may just be overall better athletes then people "born female."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at June 13, 2018 06:44 PM (F5+ro)

147
Ace "peaked" when he trolled us for 5th time of the London Boys.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:44 PM (qqDHc)

148 Trump obsessively lies that parents of Korean War veterans came up to him during the 2016 campaign and said, "when you can, we'd love our son to be brought back home -- you know, the remains." What are the odds of being true? 0.1%?

Posted by: Puzzling Coincidence at June 13, 2018 06:44 PM (ThJDH)

149 Greek Getup and the Kenyan Takedown that will really bake your noodle"

Snatch, clean, and jerk.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (7LY+6)

150 Twigs and berries!

Posted by: Chrissy Cuomo at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (Tyii7)

151 132
An anagram for Chris Cuomo is Stupid Douchebag.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (r+sAi)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CUOMO BOYS ARE BOTH ILLITERATE

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (BRvh1)

152 Turkish Chickenhead

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (IqV8l)

153 136
CNN hard hitting expose on why allowing transitioning boys to run in girls track meets is a centrist position.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (XG2zl)

Centrist? Because they have tits AND a dick?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (2CQCl)

154 Ace peaked when he took that third bump of crystal meth.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (+lOpA)

155 Ever order Fried Shrimps and you get this huge piece of fried batter and there's no shrimps inside?

Of course you have! That's all these restaurants serve.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:43 PM (qqDHc)

There's your problem ... all that batter.

Anything worth eatin' - is worth eatin' raw.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 13, 2018 06:45 PM (fiGNd)

156 Because I find it hilarious"

It's hysterical.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (7LY+6)

157 128 Loved Trump's tweet about Claire McCaskill.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (nILVB)

Buy a motorhome. Have lacky drive it around. Fly into city and say TADA, I am here.

However I must say I had a boss fly into DFW. I started circling as gates to car was just a few feet. After a while I park car and find him a gate with luggage. He wanted me to carry his luggage and I gave him car keys at end of week as I had another job.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (JFO2v)

158 Still say that when Dennis Rodman was wearing his MAGA hat on Cuomo's show, Chris looked like he had just sucked a wet turd out of somebody's butt hole.

It. Was. Priceless.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

159 CNN should give a political show to Bobby de Niro. Call it Gut Punchy.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (2NqXo)

160 Judging for the promo I saw for this show a couple of months ago the show was portrayed as Cuomo bad ass going after bad guys?? WTF a news show ?tee hee...

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (ICWiF)

161 CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news

Anderson Cooper does the gay news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

162 The phrases Personal Empowerment and To Raise Awareness make me want to hit something when I hear them used.

Posted by: Bosk at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (fjMEv)

163 Watching Stephen Hayes get crushed on FNC by Baier for taking Trump Tweets literally, not figuratively.

I thus coin: Scrunchy Stephen Hayes

So let it be written, so let it be one.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (7sbz0)

164 It's not too late, give us an offer!

Posted by: NBC

And a Quarterback! A former Heisman winning, only slightly permanently damaged quarterback for your sports segments! No reasonable offer refused!

Posted by: The Cleveland Browns at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (2xR5z)

165 128 Loved Trump's tweet about Claire McCaskill.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (nILVB)

Fine. Don't share.
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:41 PM (+lOpA)
=====

Sorry. I assumed most had seen it by now.

Goes to GP

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yakc58sx

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (nILVB)

166
So how did Sanford take his loss?

Sore loser?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (qqDHc)

167 162 The phrases Personal Empowerment and To Raise Awareness make me want to hit something when I hear them used.
Posted by: Bosk at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (fjMEv)

"Community"

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (+lOpA)

168 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

https://youtu.be/6UYurrW7GVg

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (ANIFC)

169 Still say that when Dennis Rodman was wearing his MAGA hat on Cuomo's show, Chris looked like he had just sucked a wet turd out of somebody's butt hole.
=====

So, he liked it??

Posted by: Shep! at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (nILVB)

170 Shit, 88 lbs? That's nothing for Cuomo, he's been lifting that cement head of his all his life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)

171 Pitting Cuomo against Sean is a death wish.. Sean is in Trumps ear believe me. That means Cuomo is another parasite riding on the Trump brand like a tick on a coon hounds ass...

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 13, 2018 06:49 PM (ICWiF)

172
Wouldn't it be better if you just copied and pasted the tweet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Follow and Lick Me On Fakebook at June 13, 2018 06:49 PM (qqDHc)

173 I wonder if his next ad will be, "Voting Trump is like hitting yourself in the nuts with a baseball bat! Ooowww!!! My balls!!!"?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)

174 Rodman made Sean Penn and Danny Glover into even bigger non entities.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:49 PM (XG2zl)

175 They should've called the movie Mike 'n Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 06:50 PM (4ErVI)

176 153 136
CNN hard hitting expose on why allowing transitioning boys to run in girls track meets is a centrist position.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:42 PM (XG2zl)

I love to see the chick with dicks run! I want every girls sport to have boys competing as girls so boys get title X scholarships to play girl sports and no vaginal girls ever play again.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2018 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

177 Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (ANIFC)

?

Because yeah, there's nothing the general electorate loves more than the commingled odors of desperation and gimmickry.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 13, 2018 06:50 PM (BRvh1)

178 CNN hard hitting expose on why allowing transitioning boys to run in girls track meets is a centrist position.

=====

I'm tellin' ya, little girls just need to get the fuck used to seeing big floppy songs swingin' around in their faces.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 13, 2018 06:50 PM (nILVB)

179 What has two thumbs and sucks at socking?

*this guy*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:50 PM (BRvh1)

180
So how did Sanford take his loss?

He had the big one!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2018 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

181 "Community"

"Give back"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:51 PM (7LY+6)

182 Dammit. Dongs.

You know what I meant, anyway.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 13, 2018 06:51 PM (nILVB)

183 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yakc58sx
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (nILVB)

Thx.

Another fraud with the "T" ranch brand.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 06:51 PM (+lOpA)

184 >>>CNN should give a political show to Bobby de Niro.<<<

Put him in an airport terminal with a fucking shinebox. He can rant at the tourists on international flights.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2018 06:51 PM (J7XgW)

185 CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news

It's true! *cough*

Posted by: Chrissy Cuomo at June 13, 2018 06:51 PM (Tyii7)

186 79 Second, who are all these people who are begging him to post exercise videos? What sad lives they must lead.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:30 PM (+lVUW)

I, for one, want him to post more. One would need a heart of stone, and all that.
Posted by: hogmartin

Yeah, but you just watch because there's a chance he'll drop that thing on his head.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:52 PM (+lVUW)

187 I wonder if his next ad will be, "Voting Trump is like hitting yourself in the nuts with a baseball bat! Ooowww!!! My balls!!!"?
Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 06:49 PM (Evws/)

Genius!

*Scribbles Down Notes*

Posted by: Levi Tilleman at June 13, 2018 06:52 PM (4C0+v)

188 Dong, song...

Get it on.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 06:52 PM (7LY+6)

189 Not watching my show is against the Constitution.
Look it up. You have to watch my show you hillbilly.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 13, 2018 06:52 PM (pw+jk)

190 Of all the Never Trumpers, few are more contemptible than Steve Hayes. Totally destroys Brett Baier's show.

Posted by: oh brother at June 13, 2018 06:53 PM (6OUNd)

191 I write the floppy songs that make the young girls cry.

Posted by: Barely Manenough at June 13, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)

192 Too bad there wasn't a youtube of Harry Reid and his rubber band accident. The one where he ended up looking like a victim of domestic violence. That would have gotten a lot of hits on youtube.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 06:53 PM (+lVUW)

193 190 Of all the Never Trumpers, few are more contemptible than Steve Hayes. Totally destroys Brett Baier's show.
Posted by: oh brother at June 13, 2018 06:53 PM (6OUNd)

That he's still there ought to tell you something

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at June 13, 2018 06:54 PM (57plp)

194 You never hear of a floppy song getting drawn on an old person's car ... or somebody's forehead.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:54 PM (fiGNd)

195 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

https://youtu.be/6UYurrW7GVg
Posted by: josephistan

Anti-gunner did it as an anti-gun move.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 06:54 PM (9uM86)

196 "CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news"

Since when was Chris Cuomo straight?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 06:55 PM (9BLnV)

197 by "ideological middle" I am guessing Zucker means somewhere between Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren. But I'm sure he'll feature Republicans like Steve Schmidt and Nicole Wallace for balance.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 13, 2018 06:56 PM (KxbBq)

198 Oh, Chrissy. You came and you gave without taking.

Posted by: Barely Manenough at June 13, 2018 06:56 PM (Tyii7)

199 Chris is wondering why daddy didn't leave him more money or at least a few pages out of the collection book.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 06:56 PM (XG2zl)

200 194 You never hear of a floppy song getting drawn on an old person's car ... or somebody's forehead.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 06:54 PM (fiGNd)

a floppy "song"?

https://youtu.be/NrEFe96PL_c

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:56 PM (BRvh1)

201 Anti-gunner did it as an anti-gun move.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 06:54 PM (9uM86)

What is this guy trying to prove?

That pepper spray works?

Oh. Okay. So then i can make a video of me failing to open a door with a deadbolt, and that automatically invalidates the fourth amendment because shut up racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 06:58 PM (BRvh1)

202 "CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news"

Since when was Chris Cuomo straight?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 06:55 PM (9BLnV)

So Zucker's excuse for Cuomo's flop will be that people really prefer that Cuomo take hard stands of the issues of the day.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at June 13, 2018 06:58 PM (T71PA)

203 Still say that when Dennis Rodman was wearing his MAGA hat on Cuomo's show, Chris looked like he had just sucked a wet turd out of somebody's butt hole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

Sounds like the ads I've been airing.

Posted by: Levi Tilleman at June 13, 2018 06:58 PM (4C0+v)

204 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

Anti-gunner did it as an anti-gun move.

*****************************

Reminds me of the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark. Just replace the sword with the pepper spray.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (+dsLj)

205 Wow. Who saw that coming?

I mean- who wouldn't want to see Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp doing exercises?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (QQ1E1)

206 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

https://youtu.be/6UYurrW7GVg
Posted by: josephistan

Well, it's how he protects himself from a deplorable White Male armed with an automatic AR-15 with detachable wood chipper. If he sprays himself in the eyes with pepper spray, the assailant might shit himself from laughing so hard and have to go change his pants, thus allowing him to escape. When the spray wears off.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (9BLnV)

207 https://preview.tinyurl.com/yakc58sx
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (nILVB)
-----
Thanks for posting. Too true & spot on funny, Claire is going to have a cow.

Posted by: BebeDahl at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (yNyJy)

208 OT but hoping Trump tweets or speaks out in support of Tommy Robinson.

Posted by: DXO at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

209 108 Pence just cast tie breaking vote on a bill to allow states to defund planned parenthood.

MAGA
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

But who's going to abort all those "undesirable" babies.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger Who;s Not a Racist at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (+lVUW)

210

No one came from miles around and said
"Man, your show is really hot"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (IqV8l)

211 168 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

https://youtu.be/6UYurrW7GVg
Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (ANIFC)

That deserves a thread by itself. Rich Zeoli played the audio and described the video earlier tonight.

Someone mentioned that if a gunman burst into a classroom and the teacher managed to nail him with the pepper spray, what would prevent him simply firing wildly around the classroom?

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

212 Did you know that your freedom of religion ends when it encroaches upon someone's ability to be who they are?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb5spsrn

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 07:00 PM (nILVB)

213 Omg...you guys are too funny!

I should have known better to post that comment then step away from my computer for 45 mins!

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 07:00 PM (Enq6K)

214 Funny part? The guy really believes he's some kind of cut, gym rat professional.

He's another shrimpy, weak ass, effeminate douchebag.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2018 07:00 PM (QQ1E1)

215 Ready?

Male pattern baldness, hair combover exercise.

1,2,3 c'mon stay with me bro!

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2018 07:01 PM (QQ1E1)

216 Tucker C should gave fun tonight mocking him

Posted by: Rightleftcoaster at June 13, 2018 07:01 PM (qlTN9)

217 Oh boy! Now Einstein is being disparaged as a RACIST!

The Lulz and rewriting of history just never end.

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (J7XgW)

218 What is this guy trying to prove? That pepper spray works?

********************

The beyond fucking stupidity of YouTube comments:

Libfuck: Most gun shots happen within 10 feet and pepper spray has a range of 10 feet so it would totally work to defend yourself so you don't need a gun!!

Another commenter: What if the guy is wearing a mask?

Libfuck: .............................. SHUT UP HATER!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (+dsLj)

219 So the show will be in the "ideological middle" as in not taking sides in the Communist Left vs. Crooked Left struggle for control of the Democrat Party.

Anyone outside those two groups are not to be considered as Americans in CNN's world view.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (MuTTO)

220 Pence just cast tie breaking vote on a bill to allow states to defund planned parenthood.

MAGA
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

But who's going to abort all those "undesirable" babies.
=====

*ahem*

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (nILVB)

221 ACLU gives Richards a lifetime achievement award. Guess she topped out at 50million abortions.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (XG2zl)

222 Hahahaha!

"I am very big into the personal empowerment of fitness as a component of the warrior of the light mentality. I do a lot of fight training."

Yeah, I bet you do a lot of bag work.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (JxMDl)

223 Chris Cuomo.

Giving retarded apes and wops a bad name since 1970.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2018 07:03 PM (EoRCO)

224 The beyond fucking stupidity of YouTube comments:

Libfuck: Most gun shots happen within 10 feet and pepper spray has a range of 10 feet so it would totally work to defend yourself so you don't need a gun!!

Another commenter: What if the guy is wearing a mask?

Libfuck: .............................. SHUT UP HATER!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

What if it's windy?
What if it's 12 feet, not 10 because it's not "most"?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 07:03 PM (9uM86)

225 The first live televised beejer coomo gives ubama will make broadcast history. Don't tell me they ain't considering it.

Posted by: Eromero at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (zLDYs)

226 Unxpectedly !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (GNCPT)

227 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible.
Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the
eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

Guns won't work, because, but you'll get close enough with pepper spray.

Lib arguments are brainless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (oVJmc)

228 What if it's windy?
What if it's 12 feet, not 10 because it's not "most"?

***********

Facts are racist.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (+dsLj)

229 224. What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

230 Cuomo, his even more ignorant brother and his father are not only insults to Italians, but to the human race.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (QQ1E1)

231 So pepper spray exists. And it works. usually.

So. Fucking. What?

What does that have to do with my Right to keep and bear arms?

All you're saying is I ALSO have a right to keep and bear pepper spray.

"yeah but..." No. Shut up.

"yeah, but..." No! Shut up.

This is not an arguable point. Your feelings mean nothing.

I have the right to keep and bear arms. Your counterfactual hypothetical what-ifs have absolutely nothing to do with that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (BRvh1)

232 I'm going to shoot myself in the head to demonstrate that guns are bad. Vote for me!

Posted by: Democrat candidate at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (2NqXo)

233 224. What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
=====

Or harsh language?

Posted by: Pvt. Frost at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (nILVB)

234 Oh boy! Now Einstein is being disparaged as a RACIST!
Might as well add him to their list, which is 30 miles long and comprises everybody who ever lived.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (Tyii7)

235 ACLU gives Richards a lifetime achievement award
Ah yes, the "preserving civil liberties by keeping women from being burdened with a child... and merely pressuring her and causing her to become endebted instead, while shredding a viable infant" kind of civil liberties.

Why, the heads of the old-timey sterilization experiments are a shoo-in.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (HtLSE)

236 Dude's gonna' shit when he hears about Ruger's new line of 15 feet pistols.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (fiGNd)

237 Still say that when Dennis Rodman was wearing his MAGA hat on Cuomo's show, Chris looked like he had just sucked a wet turd out of somebody's butt hole.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 06:46 PM (pw+jk)

I would think Chris would look a lot happier if he was sucking a wet turd out of somebody's butt hole.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (9BLnV)

238 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (BRvh1)
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Napalm is like pepper spray, right? It's just a matter of degree.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (JxMDl)

239 Gorilla Channel beat him on the mid day spread and the 9 to 19 age demo.

Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (q177U)

240 Libfuck: Most gun shots happen within 10 feet and pepper spray has a range of 10 feet so it would totally work to defend yourself so you don't need a gun!!

Another commenter: What if the guy is wearing a mask?

Libfuck: .............................. SHUT UP HATER!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 07:02 PM (+dsLj)

What if the gunman has a gun AND pepper spray!?

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (Enq6K)

241 What's next? Democrat candidate kicks himself in the nuts to prove that's better than a gunshot?

Who are these people?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (QQ1E1)

242 Sock off

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (2xR5z)

243 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (BRvh1)
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Yep.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (nILVB)

244 Dude's gonna' shit when he hears about Ruger's new line of 15 feet pistols.
Posted by: ScoggDog

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (9uM86)

245

How come my bum is full of semen? Again!

Posted by: Chrissy at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (dSXqA)

246 Only centrist position Cuomo ever faces is not having to dress right or left since he has no balls.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (XG2zl)

247 Remember, they were telling us a handgun couldn't stop a shooter. That an AR-15 was an Enchanted +15 to hit and that it had a forcefield that made the shooter invulnerable.

So here's a can of pepper spray. Run up on him and spray him down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (oVJmc)

248 124 107
Damn it. You guys talked me into hitting the link and now I have FB bullcrap popping up.

Sheesh!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 06:37 PM (0tfLf)

Yeah I looked up some chicks titties that some moron mentioned here and Russians almost took over my computer. This F'n place amirite?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 06:40 PM (2CQCl) [\i]

You want titties[\b], try my nic.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 13, 2018 07:06 PM (2//Jw)

249 Because I find it hilarious. Think about it -- upper middle class suburb and "limousine liberal" types are complaining because their daughters cant excel in an extra curricular and get in to harvard or whatever, and the trans community (ahem) is upset because its transphobic to notice that people "born male" may just be overall better athletes then people "born female."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

It's almost as good as Samantha Bee and her husband bitching because the NYC public schools want to integrate the school that their child is in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 07:07 PM (+lVUW)

250 What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

Who cares ? Unless he's using Genuine Eastern European Hardwoods ... it's an inferior weapon anyway.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 07:07 PM (fiGNd)

251 Dude's gonna' shit when he hears about Ruger's new line of 15 feet pistols.

Nobody needs a 15-foot pistol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

252 It's forward slash dumba$$. Now I'm in the barrel.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 13, 2018 07:07 PM (2//Jw)

253 I'm so f'n sick of having to remember to key combo to create a line break. Once upon a time, hitting enter did the trick. #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 13, 2018 07:08 PM (Tyii7)

254 Nobody needs a 15-foot pistol.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

that must print under a T-shirt like a sunuvabitch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 07:09 PM (BRvh1)

255 250. This is true. Still, the taiga is vast. Lots of pointed sticks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

256 So here's a can of pepper spray. Run up on him and spray him down.

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Make sure you get within 10 feet!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 07:09 PM (+dsLj)

257 252 It's forward slash dumba$$. Now I'm in the barrel.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at June 13, 2018 07:07 PM (2//Jw)

No, your dumbassery only affected your post. No barreling for that. If there was, we'd all be in there every damn day.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 07:09 PM (Enq6K)

258 Late to the thread, was this discussed? Because it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

https://youtu.be/6UYurrW7GVg
Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 06:48 PM (ANIFC)

That's stupid, fighting back against criminals is Criminalphobic, what we really need to do is repeal the evil rayciss Second Amendment

Posted by: Progressives Everywhere at June 13, 2018 07:10 PM (4C0+v)

259 Someone mentioned that if a gunman burst into a classroom and the teacher managed to nail him with the pepper spray, what would prevent him simply firing wildly around the classroom?
Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2018 06:59 PM

Don't you have to be up close and personal to hit someone with pepper spray? Dig it out of your pants pocket or purse, walk up to gunman, point it at gunman...oh, he shot you ten seconds ago.

Posted by: Democrat candidate at June 13, 2018 07:10 PM (2NqXo)

260 Nobody needs a 15-foot pistol.

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I for one would love a pistol that's the same length as my junk. Pardon me while I whip this out (the gun, not the junk)

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 13, 2018 07:10 PM (+dsLj)

261 224. What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

And high on meth and spice and whatever else he got with his EBT card for cash program.

2 to the chest and 1 to the head beats pepper spray any day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2018 07:11 PM (EoRCO)

262 Maosim CNN Ideological Middle Leninism

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 13, 2018 07:11 PM (rzeBH)

263 * burns joss. Slaughters rams. Tries to summon nood *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:11 PM (fA1SL)

264 Willow

Willow

Willow

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 07:12 PM (+lOpA)

265 I shall immanentize a nood by posting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 13, 2018 07:13 PM (JxMDl)

266 And, correct me if i'm wrong here, but was he using one of the bigger class of "pepper spray" canisters, which you actually need a license to own and carry, and it is illegal to conceal-carry the big ones like that? Basically, their "see you don't need guns" trick is predecated upon something you're not allowed to have anyway!

Maybe that's a state by state thing. But still... I've got a suspicion there's even more bullshit to be had in examining that video.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 07:13 PM (BRvh1)

267 Rosenstein OUT!

OK, at least one day closer to that blessed event anyway.

Posted by: MAGA at June 13, 2018 07:13 PM (lGq5D)

268 retarded the correct term is "mentally challenged" ape
Cranially deficient.

Posted by: DaveA at June 13, 2018 07:13 PM (FhXTo)

269 Tries to summon nood

In the middle of an East European hardwood discussion?

Hmm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 07:13 PM (fuK7c)

270 255 250. This is true. Still, the taiga is vast. Lots of pointed sticks.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

But the Taiga is mostly spruce and other softwoods, not very useful for pointed stick making.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 07:14 PM (4C0+v)

271 Everyone on F5?

Posted by: golfman at June 13, 2018 07:14 PM (If3tB)

272 269. SMR maidens.....team hardwood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 13, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

273 Disappearing nood. It's not there.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 07:15 PM (9uM86)

274 271 Everyone on F5?
Posted by: golfman at June 13, 2018 07:14 PM (If3tB)

Loins girded.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 07:15 PM (+lOpA)

275 No, your dumbassery only affected your post. No barreling for that. If there was, we'd all be in there every damn day.
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Sad!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 13, 2018 07:15 PM (nILVB)

276 Smoke'em if ya got'em

Posted by: DXO at June 13, 2018 07:16 PM (nzKWW)

277 Maybe topic will be "lock in your prediction for IG Report"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 13, 2018 07:16 PM (2xR5z)

278 Too bad there wasn't a youtube of Harry Reid and his rubber band accident.

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: the rubber band at June 13, 2018 07:16 PM (6FqZa)

279 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 07:16 PM (BRvh1)

280 NOOOOD

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 07:16 PM (+lOpA)

281 Now there's a nood. Slow down. I already got first.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 07:17 PM (9uM86)

282 I write the floppy songs that make the young girls cry.
Posted by: Barely Manenough at June 13, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)
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that's not how I sound.

Posted by: Barry Downlow at June 13, 2018 07:17 PM (vDqXW)

283 I watched that guy from Forgotten Weapons on YouTube run a timed 3 gun course where you have to sling a 25lb kettle ball as you advance, that is, you can only move forward as far as the kettle ball will fly before you have to throw it again.

Some hard breathing there, Abroham Lincoln.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

284 Indeed, a post is in draft.

But I don't recommend going firsties.

Posted by: the dunce cap at June 13, 2018 07:18 PM (6FqZa)

285 ecause it's incredible. Colorado democrat congressional candidate pepper sprays himself in the eyes in ad. That'll show Trump!

He lacks commitment to his cause. Next time have them lower you into a vat of the stuff. Then I'll be impressed. Better yet, lava.

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2018 07:18 PM (LAe3v)

286 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

287 161
CNN Worldwide president Jeff Zucker said that the show would be in the ideological middle and provide straight news

Anderson Cooper does the gay news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
..........

Then I come on because you can never get enough gay news.

Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at June 13, 2018 07:19 PM (HgMAr)

288 When Pat Tillman saw 9-11, he quit the NFL and joined the military

When Chris Coumo saw 9-11 he said I need to get my life together, because you never know,....so I proposed to my girl friend.

Posted by: redenzo at June 13, 2018 07:20 PM (14qvS)

289 232 I'm going to shoot myself in the head to demonstrate that guns are bad. Vote for me!

Posted by: Democrat candidate at June 13, 2018 07:05 PM (2NqXo)

Oh please please please

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

290 So Chris wears a rug?

Posted by: Cindy at June 13, 2018 07:42 PM (Dl60Y)

291 166
So how did Sanford take his loss?
Sore loser?

Said he needed to get away for a while. Maybe a long solo hike.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 13, 2018 07:44 PM (4wfko)

292 Local Darwin Laureate was fucking around with unloaded .38. Girlfriend said stop it you idiot, so he says it isnt loaded, and put it to his head and pulled the trigger.
Footnotes:
1. Forgot scare quotes around *unloaded*.
2. She is now available.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 13, 2018 07:58 PM (4wfko)

293 Chris Cuomo supported the idea of force-feeding Sarah Palin fecal matter.

Posted by: Ron Stanford at June 13, 2018 07:59 PM (6MqaG)

294 The show with Dennis Rodman was really good. Or that few minutes... and it's being replayed. It'll be enough to give him another week.

Posted by: petunia at June 13, 2018 08:24 PM (VoCyE)

295 National Review Calls For Pruitt To Be Replaced

Posted by: happyfeet at June 13, 2018 08:45 PM (mLfQi)

296 @295:

Exactly how many times can a shark be jumped? And if National Review jumps a shark until it skids on the rot, can Soros smell it?

Priceless, almost perfect

The Left's Kapos are done.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 13, 2018 09:32 PM (zn83t)

297 M M M Monkey...

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at June 13, 2018 10:34 PM (YpRda)

298 Chris Cuomo is a nice man, it's his WOP pal Bobby DeNegro that is awful.

Posted by: SUG at June 14, 2018 12:57 AM (dMrJJ)

299 random lurker commenter -

I'm dating myself here. Mario Cuomo's was a political hack who's career was all but finished after he was defeated in the NYC Mayoral primary by Ed Koch. Then Hugh Cary as an act of mercy picked him to be his lieutenant governor. Once Cary left office Mario ran virtually unopposed through the early 80's through the early 90's until George Pataki defeated him. Mario's last attempt at relevance was in talk radio. Nearly no one listened and callers so were so few that apparently anyone who called in was put on the air immediately. Didn't last long.

Posted by: Phil Christensen at June 14, 2018 07:28 AM (DaDYr)

300 If you are new to kettlebell training then you should check this out.

Posted by: What size kettlebell at June 16, 2018 02:03 AM (Lo+x5)

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