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Wilkommen, Mörder: Murder of 14 Year Old Girl by Rejected Asylum-Seeker Has Germans Questioning Angela Merkel's Open-Borders Immigration Policy

John Sexton at Hot Air reports.

Susanna Maria Feldman was a 14-year-old German girl who disappeared in late May. Her mother received a text from her daughter’s phone in broken German which read, "Don't look for me. I come in 2 or 3 weeks." Responding to a tip, police discovered her body in a wooded area not far from a refugee center in Wiesbaden. Susanna had been raped and strangled.

The suspect in the case, 20-year-old Ali Bashar, is an asylum seeker whose claim had been rejected in 2016 but who was still living in Germany while he appealed the decision. After Susanna disappeared, Bashar, his parents, and his five siblings all fled Germany for Iraq under fake names. Last week he was arrested in northern Iraq where he was arrested and apparently confessed to the crime. He was extradited back to Germany for trial. The NY Times reports the story is a media sensation in Germany and once again has people wondering about the wisdom of Angela Merkel’s refugee policy...

Merkel is still defending her "humanitarian response" which let more than a million refugees enter the country in 2015.

Sexton notes that this is not the only rejected asylum-seeker turned killer. The Christmas Market Attack of 2016 was also carried out by a man whose asylum request had been rejected, but who had not yet been deported. Driving a stolen truck into a mass of Christmas celebrants, he murdered 12 people and injured 56 others.

Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.

However, these cases point up important divisions in Western societies.

First, between those who wish to invite the world in versus those who want to control who comes in, screening them, checking their background. The invite-the-world crowd figures all that can be done with the asylum-seeker or illegal immigrant already in-country; but of course an illegal immigrant is hard to find once in country. And if he murders while in the country -- you can't undo that through post-facto bureaucratic paperwork.

Second, between those who believe a nation's first duty is to its own citizens and those who believe citizenship is a meaningless incident at bets and positive racism at worse. To the We Are All Citizens of the World crowd, there is no difference whatsoever between a citizen being murdered and a nation causing possible harm to a non-citizen by refusing him entry. All lives are equally valuable, so it shouldn't matter if a German is killed by a Syrian asylum seeker, or that asylum-seeker dies in an ISIS bomb in Syria.

Needless to say, German citizens tend to disagree with their Transnational Cosmopolitan political class on this point, just as American citizens disagree with their own transnational cosmopolitan ruling class.

And it gets worse, too:

Finally, all of this happens at the same time that a separate cash-for-asylum scandal has been developing in Germany.

Ah, government officials fattening their wallets at the expense of the citizenry they're supposed to serve. How unexpected.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:29 PM




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1 Germany made its bed. They can get fucked in it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

2 Gee, didn't see this coming from thousands of miles away

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 12, 2018 02:31 PM (6Ll1u)

3 Unexpected!

Posted by: Undocumented at June 12, 2018 02:32 PM (5NMZN)

4 When you're trying to build a globalist/socialist utopia, you have to think of the "greater good"
/s

Posted by: brak at June 12, 2018 02:33 PM (VckGX)

5
If History has taught us anything, the German people will put up with this shit.

Right up to the point they dont.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2018 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

6 Meanwhile our GOPe sellouts continue working on Amigo Grande...

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 12, 2018 02:33 PM (y7DUB)

7 When Fritzreich goes KEBAB, I say we just glass them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 02:34 PM (fA1SL)

8 Somehow those pushing the policy never end up in the omelet. Strange.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 02:34 PM (wW03z)

9 "Ah, government officials fattening their wallets at the expense of the citizenry they're supposed to serve"

Racist.

Posted by: Lutheran refugee resettlement agencies at June 12, 2018 02:34 PM (1qOto)

10 Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.

Define 'asylum' first, and define those that seek it. That what passes for asylum in the EU isn't remotely the honest definition.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2018 02:35 PM (zfrbv)

11 >>>If History has taught us anything, the German people will put up with this shit.

Only if a glass coffee table is involved.

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2018 02:35 PM (dgk4E)

12 My barbarian ancestors weep. What a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 02:35 PM (m9wUQ)

13 Of course Germany should not grant young men like this asylum; he belongs in England.

Posted by: Theresa May, on behalf of your Betters at June 12, 2018 02:35 PM (/8r1I)

14 Very sad.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 02:35 PM (+lOpA)

15 I'm beginning to think that this open borders thing isn't working out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (+CzJu)

16 What I can't understand is how that idiot Merkel keeps getting elected. Are German voters stupid? Of course Chuckycheesedick keeps getting elected in NY too. But that is because NYC limp dicks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (mpXpK)

17 >>After Susanna disappeared, Bashar, his parents, and his five siblings all fled Germany for Iraq under fake names.

So, not only not actually fleeing imminent danger, but well-to-do enough to obtain transport at will and engaging freely in the usual "victimless" identity fraud and legal system evasion. Along with bringing a whole parasite family.

This is my shocked face. e_e

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (HtLSE)

18 Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.



Bull. Shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (5RITs)

19 maybe the Polacks will bail out Europe again. at this point it may be time to sent a thank-you card to Warsaw

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (1qOto)

20 The Germans need to remake the movie "M"
Don't even need to change the letter.

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (dgk4E)

21 I wish I could do an LOL on this but its too tragic.



But of course nameless bureaucrats are accepting cash bribes to let near do wells into the country.


Of course they make them live not near them.




OMG that is a horrible story. People taking cash to let in unvetted foreigners should be forced to pay for their own piano wire.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (ymnmz)

22 If I were a non-German in Germany, I might be concerned to be the object of a sense of German grievance and would looking for a way out.

Ah, it's probably nothing.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (wW03z)

23 I am so grateful we have President DJT in the White House. For many reasons, but in this case because I do NOT want to have to send thousands of young Americans over to Europe for the 3rd time in 100 years to fix their mistakes.

Let them fix their own mistakes, and shed their own blood. Maybe they'll learn a lesson that way.

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (blfUS)

24 Coming to a neighborhood near you if Pelosi and Schumer have their way.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (Bdeb0)

25 So ... when is he going to be executed? Can I get tickets?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (+CzJu)

26 What is the saying? Lie down with dogs and get fleas?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (Y9uH4)

27 When Fritz and Wolfgang go rogue, shit will get interesting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (m9wUQ)

28 19. Nope. SMR plans for Fritz do not extend to saving them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (fA1SL)

29 yeah, my working theory I am working on goes like this....

all nations developed not because of magic soil but because the people living there formed a community. Sadly (to whack job leftists) these communities are defined mostly by race and religion. weird huh?

so...nations are racist. we have to make proper vinaigrette out of humanity because obviously you can't discriminate against folks once they're in your country.

well, the idiots who think nations are racist think this and will think this up until the various warring factions and no go zones that pop up snuff them.

is this bad? If you say it is, then you're veering into the very marxist blank slate crap that's lead to human suffering for a century. or you just accept that nations exist for a reason and respect them.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (FOPyv)

30 Germany needs a Donald Trump.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (uLuPn)

31 Nice that Iraq actually caught up to the creep and extradited him to Germany.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (Sqor6)

32 Let them fix their own mistakes, and shed their own blood. Maybe they'll learn a lesson that way.

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2018 02:37 PM (blfUS)


Yep. Let 'em learn the hard way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (+CzJu)

33 1 Germany made its bed. They can get fucked in it.


As they tsk tsk the American Cowboy pew pew.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (+lOpA)

34 Happens daily in the US. I suppose it is our fault.

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (+8Yuj)

35 "Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are. "

more like not all asylum seekers deserve asylum in a glorious first world nation that doesn't beat their women, rape their kids, and steal paint off the walls.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (FOPyv)

36 If I were a non-German in Germany, I might be concerned to be the object of a sense of German grievance and would looking for a way out.

Ah, it's probably nothing.
Posted by: pep


I am flabbergasted that the Brit & German soccer hooligans haven't started cutting fences and straightening shit out.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (5RITs)

37 I side with rickb. an asylum seeker is like some strange dude knocking on your door at 3 AM with a story about running away from someone else. no, worse: he told you he's running from the COPS.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (1qOto)

38 Way OT, but I had to say this: I have a thoroughly unwarranted feeling of happiness about the summit. It may all fall apart, there's a long way to go before we can claim success in the endeavor, but something about it cheers me. Diplomacy, hard & soft, tactics, hard & soft, all that, but it happened. As a wise man said, "It's not the beginning of the end, but perhaps the end of the beginning." In this case, just the beginning, but I figure it's how those older than I felt about the fall of the Berlin Wall. My dad sat up all night watching that with tears rolling down his face. I didn't understand the importance of that symbol (and fact) coming down in spite of my age at that time. But this. . . maybe this is how my Dad felt. A symbol, but one of hope instead of war. Freedom for those who have lived in conditions we literally (original sense) can't imagine. Seeing that dark spot on the globe that was North Korea at night perhaps begin to have light. Heat. Food. Hope.

Posted by: biblio at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (6FY0P)

39 The modern German man always sits to pee.
That tells you all you need to know.

Posted by: wooga at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (dgk4E)

40 7 When Fritzreich goes KEBAB, I say we just glass them.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 02:34 PM (fA1SL)

Nah. Carpet bomb with pork products.

Mehmet will run for the hills and then we can swoop in and take control of all the breweries!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (AURKQ)

41 Shouldn't we start calling her open borders policy "Merkel's Boner"? And its author "Bonehead Merkel"?

Posted by: George LeS at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (59GGI)

42 Germany needs a Donald Trump.

Posted by: ALH


We come back a third time, we annex land.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:40 PM (5RITs)

43 >>Nice that Iraq actually caught up to the creep and extradited him to Germany.

Don't they know how racist capturing asylum seekers is?

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 02:40 PM (HtLSE)

44 The question nobody seems to be asking is what advantage is there to bringing in these people?

The Left never has a good answer because the truthful answer they don't want to reveal is they know a "browner" electorate is one that will likely pay dividends for them down the road.

So meanwhile, natives watch their teenage daughters get raped from these animals and their country spiral in anarchy, but nobody will say anything lest they be called a bigot.

It is hard though for me to feel sorry for Europe because they keep electing leaders that are very forthright in their plans to take the world in.

Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 02:40 PM (lKmt3)

45 All lives are equally valuable, so it shouldn't matter if a German is killed by a Syrian asylum seeker, or that asylum-seeker dies in an ISIS bomb in Syria.

Or we are equally guilty in the death of that young girl because we bomb poverty stricken brown people in other countries who are just trying to live their lives while we rob them of their resources.

Ok, fine. Here's the deal. We'll stop bombing Syria and all those Syrian asylum-seekers can go back to Syria and rebuild their country, and they can keep their precious resources.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 02:40 PM (roQNm)

46
Nice that Iraq actually caught up to the creep and extradited him to Germany.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (Sqor6)


Nobody but civilized western democracies want rapist roaming their streets.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (10vO4)

47
I say we divide our country up between those who will eat at Chik-fil-A and those who won't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

48 Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.

I hate that straw man argument. NOBODY SAID EVERY FUCKING ONE WAS DANGEROUS.

What we're saying is that an unacceptably high proportion of them ARE dangerous.

And further to that, they contribute little or nothing to offset that liability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (+CzJu)

49 "Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are. "

tell that the 1000's of rapefugees having a new years eve taharush in the town square.

our quality of life, the ones our parents fought for (well, ok, their parents)...is being degraded...destroyed because do-gooders think citizenship is some sort of thing that can be given to anyone without consequence (or...to hear the delight of some marxists, good consequences..when a red state goes blue).

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (FOPyv)

50 Germany needs a Donald Trump.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (uLuPn)


Trump should have everyone in the world looking at their political classes and wondering "why do we need these turds?"

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (y7DUB)

51 Read this story on Gatestone or Gellar's site, mad me sick to my stomach. Also yesterday Prager was reading from the Daily mail English women not having children because of global warming. Thought thats ok because all those Muzzies will have those kids for you.

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 02:42 PM (pHfeF)

52 47
I say we divide our country up between those who will eat at Chik-fil-A and those who won't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (r+sAi)

They're poultry-intolerant!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 02:42 PM (AURKQ)

53 not only not actually fleeing imminent danger, but well-to-do enough to obtain transport at will


This is how you get more Trump.

airfare for six. Few people in middle class America can do this. And they would have to watch the TSA molest the children.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 12, 2018 02:42 PM (GYX1g)

54 All lives are equally valuable

Wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:42 PM (+CzJu)

55 flashbang and speedbump were asylum seekers.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 02:42 PM (FOPyv)

56 47
I say we divide our country up between those who will eat at Chik-fil-A and those who won't.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

And a ham sammie

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

57 Murder of 14 Year Old Girl by Rejected Asylum-Seeker Has Germans Questioning Angela Merkel's Open-Borders Immigration Policy

Took'em long enough!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (oLa9K)

58 Posted by: biblio at June 12, 2018 02:39 PM (6FY0P)

Thanks for the upbeat post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (0/+vJ)

59 So lemme see if I have this straight.

The hairball comes to Germany to seek asylum from Iraq, but after committing a horrendous crime, flees back to Iraq seeking asylum from Germany?

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (+CzJu)

60
That a few die for the greater good is the true meaning of noble sacrifice.

Posted by: Things Mutti said at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (e1mEI)

61 I hate that straw man argument. NOBODY SAID EVERY FUCKING ONE WAS DANGEROUS.

What we're saying is that an unacceptably high proportion of them ARE dangerous.

And further to that, they contribute little or nothing to offset that liability.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Fuck that shit. I'll say it.

EVERY FUCKING ONE IS DANGEROUS.

THEY ARE EITHER DANGEROUS OR THEY STAND BY WHILE THE DANGEROUS ONES ACT.

That makes them all dangerous.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (5RITs)

62 Murder of 14 Year Old Girl by Rejected Asylum-Seeker Has Germans Questioning Angela Merkel's Open-Borders Immigration Policy

Took'em long enough!
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (oLa9K)


Yeah, really. What's the rush?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (+CzJu)

63 I wonder why the "if only one life is saved" reasoning isn't applied to the illegal immigration policy?
/s

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (rdl6o)

64 Germany needs a Donald Trump.

Posted by: ALH

President Trump won't be available. He's going to serve his second term and then appoint himself to a special seat on SCOTUS so he can keep on eye on things.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (4ErVI)

65 "EVERY FUCKING ONE IS DANGEROUS.

THEY ARE EITHER DANGEROUS OR THEY STAND BY WHILE THE DANGEROUS ONES ACT. "

especially when whackjob liberal judges say they're ok to rape kids and girls and dogs because they're frozen cavemen lawyers who were confused by our strange new ways.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (FOPyv)

66 Well, the head of Austria whose name escapes me right now doesn't seem too keen on asylum seekers .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (0/+vJ)

67 ok, here is what we do: northwest to Belgium/Netherlands, Southwest to France, southeast to Czech Republic and Poland, Kile and surrounding area to Denmark. Sweden gets nothing.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (bUjCl)

68 If a ruling class doesn't act in the interests of its nation's citizens, yet the citizens keep returning the ruling class to office, whose fault is that? Looking at you, Europeans.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

69 59
So lemme see if I have this straight.



The hairball comes to Germany to seek asylum from Iraq, but after
committing a horrendous crime, flees back to Iraq seeking asylum from
Germany?



Do I have that right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (+CzJu)

So does this make the German citizenry, those who are not fans of the invite-the-world-in crowd - does it make them raycists like us?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (jxbfJ)

70 For a moment there, I thought this was another post about Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (2Mnv1)

71 That a few die for the greater good is the true meaning of noble sacrifice.
Posted by: Things Mutti said at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (e1mEI)


Great argument for capital punishment right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (+CzJu)

72 Nice that Iraq actually caught up to the creep and extradited him to Germany.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (Sqor6)
---
they should have sent him to Hell instead, and saved everyone the extra trouble and expense.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (7MHcp)

73 First, between those who wish to invite the world in versus those who want to control who comes in, screening them, checking their background.


I'm in the 3rd category: those who don't want any immigrants at all for the next 25 years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (yQpMk)

74 30 Germany needs a Donald Trump.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2018 02:38 PM (uLuPn)


You know who else Germany had?

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (7n4KQ)

75 de-unifications

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (bUjCl)

76 64 Germany needs a Donald Trump.

Posted by: ALH

President Trump won't be available. He's going to serve his second term and then appoint himself to a special seat on SCOTUS so he can keep on eye on things.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 02:45 PM (4ErVI)

=================

Ah, so sorta what Pinochet did...

Posted by: Jackal at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (rHBg4)

77 maybe the Polacks will bail out Europe again. at this point it may be time to sent a thank-you card to Warsaw
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 02:36 PM (1qOto)

Not enough Hussars, it took 18k to wipe out the scourge at Vienna.

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (suO/a)

78 That makes them all dangerous.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:44 PM (5RITs)
Yup

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (czkHE)

79 What we're saying is that an unacceptably high proportion of them ARE dangerous.

And further to that, they contribute little or nothing to offset that liability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (+CzJu)
-------------------------------------
Not only do they not contribute anything to the public good, they suck up resources like an army of locusts.

Why should decent citizens pay high taxes to import welfare slugs, along with rapists and murderers, who will never be able to hold a job or contribute anything but misery to the host country?


Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (blfUS)

80 Shame it will be to late by the time they realize it and stop it, and there is as much chance of tossing those immigrants out as much as we have getting rid of our illegals.

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 02:46 PM (pHfeF)

81 And a ham sammie
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

Nah, not that.

I want the weather controlling shapeshifters on MY team!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (AURKQ)

82 I wish that the Left would look upon illegal immigrants and asylum seekers in the same manner that they do legal gun owners.

Would go far towards moving the immigration topic forward.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (EyPfd)

83 It's just a kinder, gentler Reichstag.
Merkel is an East German with the predictable views that someone who grew up under Russian occupation would develop, except she was a collaborator.
She believes there is a Nazi under every bed, and she's been a big part of the effort to emasculate German society and punish anything resembling patriotism or love of country.
In essence, she and her liege want to wipe our German culture.
Even the Roman Legions or those who came after them couldn't do that, honey. And it's not going to be some fat cow from the East who does it either.
The people who keep electing Merkel are very much like the Democrat Liberals in our country. They are numerous, because they are an infectious breed. However, they have not ha to largely live with the consequences of their decisions. They've been sheltered from it, many of them because they have become hopeless idealists immune from the truth.
But this truth is biting them in the ass. Then it's raping and murdering their daughters.
I can't imagine this goes on with Merkel much longer. It just depends on how far gone German society is.

Posted by: Marcus T, Historian at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (VpIIl)

84 Ok, so the mechanic called and said he's been checking out the car throughout the day and none of the symptoms are showing up.

WTF

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (hMwEB)

85 Why should decent citizens pay high taxes to import welfare slugs, along with rapists and murderers, who will never be able to hold a job or contribute anything but misery to the host country?


Because they vote for your political party? Sorry, wrong country.

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (7n4KQ)

86 You know who else Germany had?
--

Bismark?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (roQNm)

87 EVERY FUCKING ONE IS DANGEROUS.

THEY ARE EITHER DANGEROUS OR THEY STAND BY WHILE THE DANGEROUS ONES ACT.

That makes them all dangerous.



They are the sea in which the dangerous ones swim.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

88 And we have a cloudless skies, 78 degrees and 0 humidity so I have things to do outside.
Ta ta for now

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (pHfeF)

89 The cliche about the "few" poison M&M's in a bowl get's groans from people ("People are not M&M's, H8TER!), but it's apt.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (y8Foj)

90
When I was young asylum seekers were a persecuted minority trying escape their government. It did not include people just trying to escape violence and poverty stricken countries

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (10vO4)

91 Why should decent citizens pay high taxes to import welfare slugs, along with rapists and murderers, who will never be able to hold a job or contribute anything but misery to the host country?
----------
basically, why give first world welfare to millions of 3rd world folsk who just arrived?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 02:49 PM (FOPyv)

92 Ok, so the mechanic called and said he's been checking out the car throughout the day and none of the symptoms are showing up.

WTF
Posted by: @votermom


That's standard fare. There's even a code for that.

CND.

Can Not Duplicate.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:49 PM (5RITs)

93 I'm sure there's plenty of German citizens wh have been fed up for a long time. But their police, and speech codes, and their stacked system of govt don't give them much outlet to express that. Short of riots, which we're probably getting near that point.

Posted by: brak at June 12, 2018 02:49 PM (VckGX)

94 rickb @ 61

Kinda got to go with rickb on this.
It's too simplistic to say oil and water don't mix.
Realistically it will take two generations for a given immigrant to assimilate into society. 100 years ago we had the time.
Today we don't.
Far better I think is to create a situation where the inducement to return home is better than staying where ever they currently live.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 02:50 PM (0tfLf)

95
I don't understand the Germans, all upset about immigration policy yet vote for Merkel again. I guess most are alright with the rapin and the murderin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2018 02:50 PM (r+sAi)

96 81 And a ham sammie
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

Nah, not that.

I want the weather controlling shapeshifters on MY team!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (AURKQ)

81 And a ham sammie
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

Nah, not that.

I want the weather controlling shapeshifters on MY team!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (AURKQ)

Yamaka exemption

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:50 PM (Bdeb0)

97 From below>>>>

As I've been saying for three or four years: This is almost all about class faction, and the fact is, urban conservatives are in the same class as urban liberals, and class is thicker than water. Or ideology.

I haven't finished that piece I mentioned earlier, but Harsanyi is writing along the same lines as I am.
Posted by Ace of Spades at 01:48 PM Comments

Looking forward to this one...

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 02:50 PM (If3tB)

98 Yeah, there's an easy way to solve the unrest. The UK is doing it now; the story is over at JihadWatch.

Simply proclaim any anti-immigrant speech, even those against a rapist and murderer-- hate speech. And prosecute aggressively.

So... no more complaints about raping, murdering Muslims. Problem solved!

/sarc

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 12, 2018 02:50 PM (0s3bJ)

99 A few grossly murdered 14 year old German girls is a price that Germans must pay for DIVERSITY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

100 44---It is hard though for me to feel sorry for Europe because they keep electing leaders that are very forthright in their plans to take the world in.
Posted by: Maritime at June 12, 2018 02:40 PM (lKmt3)
------------------------------
So do we.
(Trump being the exception.)

And I feel deeply sorry for the many Europeans that oppose the invasion.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (0jtPF)

101 >>"That a few die for the greater good is the true meaning of noble sacrifice. "

I'm almost sure that would make sense, were it not coming from a psychotic Benthamite whose definitions of utility and the greater good are entirely self-defeating, and who proposes to allow the deaths of others even when not strictly necessary.

In short, nice camouflage for "fuck you, peasant", you faux-Stasi aged Fauntleroy.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (HtLSE)

102 The cliche about the "few" poison MM's in a
bowl get's groans from people ("People are not MM's, H8TER!), but
it's apt.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (y8Foj)
------------------------
Poison? There's as apt asp app for that.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (5NMZN)

103 48
Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.



I hate that straw man argument. NOBODY SAID EVERY FUCKING ONE WAS DANGEROUS.



What we're saying is that an unacceptably high proportion of them ARE dangerous.



And further to that, they contribute little or nothing to offset that liability.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (+CzJu)


And they have no desire to conform the sensibilities, national and societal norms of the host group. Just show up and start making demands, like a lefty.
Bust host groups gets scolded to not "overreact' to the poor behaviors of their new arrivals. German swimming pool fondlers, I am looking at you.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)

104 "When I was young asylum seekers were a persecuted minority trying escape their government. It did not include people just trying to escape violence and poverty stricken countries"

No shit.

Under our current policies, there are individuals in areas of Baltimore that could claim asylum.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (EyPfd)

105 >>67 ok, here is what we do: northwest to Belgium/Netherlands, Southwest to France, southeast to Czech Republic and Poland, Kile and surrounding area to Denmark. Sweden gets nothing.


Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 02:51 PM (Etg1+)

106 brak, there were already riots in support of Tommy Robinson in England. there was footage of the bobbies running like deer in the opposite direction.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (1qOto)

107
WTF

Posted by: @votermom

The ball joint became disconnected from the johnson rod. Its a problem.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (r+sAi)

108 And we have a cloudless skies, 78 degrees and 0 humidity so I have things to do outside.
Ta ta for now
Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (pHfeF)

Even better here in SE NC. 69 and raining. Pops and the HQ on the porch.

OH. I may be becoming Vic.

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (If3tB)

109 Someday a vigilante is going to start hunting and killing. Somewhere in Europe.

Posted by: Jolo at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (WrMOC)

110 LOL. NOT Reggie Love. Old nic.

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (0s3bJ)

111 When I was young asylum seekers were a persecuted minority trying escape their government. It did not include people just trying to escape violence and poverty stricken countries
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (10vO4)


Especially when the asylum seekers are among those responsible for the violence and poverty back home.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (+CzJu)

112
Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.


Not all the apples in this box are poison but a few are.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (10vO4)

113 These are the type of people our GOP betters put ahead of taxpaying Americans.

Also, Tesla lays off 9 percent of their workforce.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (r9UYA)

114 If Merkel were a soviet sleeper agent from East German hellbent on destroying Germany and western europe, what would she be doing differently?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (pw+jk)

115 >>67 ok, here is what we do: northwest to Belgium/Netherlands, Southwest to France, southeast to Czech Republic and Poland, Kile and surrounding area to Denmark. Sweden gets nothing.

Ah, the Morgenthau plan.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (Etg1+)

116 English women not having children because of global warming

**************************

That's what happens when women are surrounded by too many soyboys.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (+dsLj)

117 107 brak, there were already riots in support of Tommy Robinson in England. there was footage of the bobbies running like deer in the opposite direction.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 02:52 PM (1qOto)


Is there hope?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (+lOpA)

118 Wie sagst Man 'REMOVE KEBAB' auf Deutsch?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (fA1SL)

119 Good Lord. We lived in Wiesbaden for a few years when I was a child. It was a lovely city with spas and a casino.

Heckuva job, Angela.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (ptqGC)

120 The thing to remember is these asylum-seekers are not going to Europe (or coming to the US) to become Europeans (or Americans). They are immigrating to make Europe (and America) Islamists.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (roQNm)

121 117 English women not having children because of global warming

**************************

That's what happens when women are surrounded by too many soyboys.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Hell even Harry couldn't find an English wife.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)

122
Eh, traditional norms have changed, you used to be able to do this raping without consent. Its different now.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

123 Germans Questioning Angela Merkel's Open-Borders Immigration Policy
..........

Achtung baby.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (HgMAr)

124 79
What we're saying is that an unacceptably high proportion of them ARE dangerous.



And further to that, they contribute little or nothing to offset that liability.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:41 PM (+CzJu)


Not to deviate from this topic, but this argument that Jay makes above is the argument leftists/gun grabbers make against us 2A supporters. They make this argument to further restrict our rights, even to desire to confiscate firearms - make them all go away.
So if the lefts want to do strip rights from actual citizens of the USA, then they can politely self-fellate themselves on the immigrant argument.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (jxbfJ)

125 So Ace has been reading Hotair. Who called that?

Posted by: dagny at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM (nRWPy)

126 What's the old saying?

Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times


Lather, rinse, repeat.

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM (blfUS)

127 The thing to remember is these asylum-seekers are not going to Europe
(or coming to the US) to become Europeans (or Americans). They are
immigrating to make Europe (and America) Islamists.
--

And for the VERY generous welfare benefits. A free ride for life.

Don't forget that.

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM (0s3bJ)

128 Shep just now: "Kim got it all, we got nothing."

And off goes the TV. I wonder how much viewership Fox loses between 3 and 4 every afternoon?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

129 The cliche about the "few" poison MM's in a
bowl get's groans from people ("People are not MM's, H8TER!), but it's apt.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 02:48 PM (y8Foj)


It is absolutely apt. My response to the "not all" crap has been, "So how many dangerous ones would be too many? What percentage of them? Give me a number? 100%? 90%? 10%? 1%? Even 1% of 100,000 is one thousand dangerous people admitted to the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM (+CzJu)

130 I'm so old I remember when a policy no matter how illegal had to be done because "If it saves just one child's life, it is worth it."
Good times, gooooood times.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM (pw+jk)

131 >>Posted by: Old Man With Onion on His Belt

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOU TRANSCRIBE TRUMP'S SPOKEN WORDS WITH NO EDITORIAL CLARITY LIKE WOULD BE AFFORDED TO A NORMAL PERSON AND OUT OF CONTEXT IT'S REALLY RAMBLY AND OLD PEOPLE RAMBLE AND ARE OUT OF TOUCH AM I RIGHT?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRUMP DOESN'T READ FROM A TELEPROMPTER AND IS THEREFORE DUMB.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (HtLSE)

132 WTF

Posted by: @votermom

The ball joint became disconnected from the johnson rod. Its a problem.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk


The big johnson or the little johnson?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (5RITs)

133 Few are dangerous? Well, Scandinavian countries' rape rate has Skyrocketed since they started importing thousands and millions of males from countries with the most violently misogynist religion on the planet. So there's that.

Posted by: Beverly at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (ZtIcA)

134 Ah, government officials fattening their wallets at the expense of the citizenry they're supposed to serve. How unexpected.

--

They should, dare I say, hang for this.

It's shocking to me that Merkel has been able to keep her position as long as she has. It's shocking that German citizens have put up with this massive, unprecedented flow of (mostly) young islamic men into their country. Physical assaults are rampant and occur with frequency. They are not there to become part of the German fabric and national identity. They are there to usurp and take advantage of it and its people. And all the coming misery should be laid at the feet of Frau Merkel.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (mQ0Mc)

135 Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 12, 2018 02:47 PM (hMwEB)

I've had that happen with my car before. If they can't find anything hopefully you won't have spent a lot of money anyway, and if it gets worse you can bring it back but it is frustrating..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0/+vJ)

136 WTF, Citizenship and nations are real and they matter and are legit. The whole world citizen no boarders one world shtick absolutely makes no sense different societies have different values. Duh.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 12, 2018 02:57 PM (0OmEj)

137 122 117 English women not having children because of global warming

**************************

That's what happens when women are surrounded by too many soyboys.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

Hell even Harry couldn't find an English wife.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM



And that's another keyboard to clean.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 02:57 PM (0tfLf)

138 There was another 15 year old girl stabbed to death in Viersen, Germany earlier this week. The Polizei are holding back his identity.

I can't imagine why...
This is after two stabbings in March and another back in December.
But yeah, keep those "refugees" coming.


Posted by: Marcus T, Historian at June 12, 2018 02:57 PM (VpIIl)

139 The germans aren't "questioning" anything. They elected that globalist dishrag. And keep re-electing her. This is what they want.

Germany is finished, along with Sweden, Denmark, France and the UK.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (oyCqX)

140 Things are worse in Sweden. Gates of Vienna has an article describing how the grateful immigrants are breaking out of their no-go zone ghettos and now some subway stations are no-go zones, and hospitals and libraries are becoming dangerous places to be.

But hey, welcome all you wonderful immigrants that make us so culturally diverse.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (fq72/)

141 if the 3M's, Merkel, Macron, and May aren't the worst group of Euro leaders in a long time, I guess I don't know much about politics. Of course May is the most disappointing but I am not sure why. The Tory's in Britain have not had many good leaders in a long time. Hell I would put Blair as a leader above May, Howard, and Cameron. When you think of it, it is a bloody joke how bad they have been.

Merkel is worth what exactly to NATO and the West? Anything? Is she better than the America hating Schoeder? And if so, by how much?
Of the group I would take Macron in a pinch. Not much to choose from but there it is. Sad.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (n13/j)

142 Germany abolished capital punishment a long time ago. There will be no justice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (/qEW2)

143 Few are dangerous? Well, Scandinavian countries' rape rate has
Skyrocketed since they started importing thousands and millions of males
from countries with the most violently misogynist religion on the
planet. So there's that.
--

Yeah, but if you ask liberals, you have to let them all in, because ONE might be non-violent.

Just like you have to confiscated ALL guns because ONE person might be violent.

Isn't liberal logic, or lack thereof, fun?

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (0s3bJ)

144 The big johnson or the little johnson?

Well hope its the big, because with the little johnson you have to worry about the slide whistle.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 12, 2018 02:59 PM (r+sAi)

145 "The whole world citizen no boarders one world shtick absolutely makes no sense different societies have different values. Duh."

What...gays aren't gonna march to Mecca and demand 'Tear down this wall'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 02:59 PM (EyPfd)

146 oh not all of them rape and murder
and not all of them spend their lives on welfare that you pay for.

but a lot do. Way more than is acceptable.

Seriously, not all go boom but is that your standard? They aren't getting jobs, they're on welfare. They're not adopting to you, they're living in no go zones.

what is the point of any of this?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (FOPyv)

147 The Brits could tell them that a couple raped dead girls is okay, I mean, at least they weren't hacked by a machete, or beaten with hammers by moped gangs.
If we weren't h8ters we'd understand that this is all just part of having a country that is international in scope.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

148 And there's the fact that in Sweden, these mostly non-dangerous assholes have assaulted and raped so many women at concerts that they're now having women-only events, so there's that.... And they do have a taste for bestiality, so the molesting of livestock is going through the roof. And they do like to bugger little boys.... Rotherham alone, at least 1,400 English girls GANG-raped for YEARS....
Get. Them. OUT.

Posted by: Beverly at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (ZtIcA)

149 vergewaltigen macht frei

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (HgMAr)

150 Germany abolished capital punishment a long time ago. There will be no justice.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (/qEW2)

Just you wait.

Posted by: Asylum Seekers at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (If3tB)

151

oops, off BC sock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (r+sAi)

152 None of the leaders of the major EU powers have children. Interesting fact.

Posted by: brak at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (VckGX)

153 I'd like to know what's driving this open borders bullshit in Germany. I can understand here where the globalists want cheap labor and could give a blue fuck about anything else, but I don't understand how a de facto invasion of migrants in Germany financially benefits them.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

154 Not to deviate from this topic, but this argument that Jay makes above is the argument leftists/gun grabbers make against us 2A supporters. They make this argument to further restrict our rights, even to desire to confiscate firearms - make them all go away.
So if the lefts want to do strip rights from actual citizens of the USA, then they can politely self-fellate themselves on the immigrant argument.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


If 56,000 muslims were such bad actors that they were willing to ban 300 million muslims from this country, I MIGHT be willing to talk about the 2nd Amendment.

Until then, piss off.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (5RITs)

155 This is your country. (Picture of idyllic Bavarian village.)

This is your country on Islam. (Picture of bloody bodies strewn everywhere after a terror attack.)

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (c+2jX)

156 149 And there's the fact that in Sweden, these mostly non-dangerous assholes have assaulted and raped so many women at concerts that they're now having women-only events, so there's that.... And they do have a taste for bestiality, so the molesting of livestock is going through the roof. And they do like to bugger little boys.... Rotherham alone, at least 1,400 English girls GANG-raped for YEARS....
Get. Them. OUT.
Posted by: Beverly at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (ZtIcA)


Savor the diversity - it's their strength!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (+CzJu)

157 117
English women not having children because of global warming



**************************



That's what happens when women are surrounded by too many soyboys.



Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (+dsLj)


Its what happens when your government consistently tells you that your very existence is killing the planet and that having babies is bad and abortions is good, party on Wayne party on Garth, until there is no replacement workers for your social benefit programs so you import poor third worlders who want the percs without the work or assimilation.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)

158 It is absolutely apt. My response to the "not all" crap has been, "So how many dangerous ones would be too many? What percentage of them? Give me a number? 100%? 90%? 10%? 1%? Even 1% of 100,000 is one thousand dangerous people admitted to the country.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 02:55 PM



Spot on!
Assume 10 million illegals in our country. (Really we don't have to assume but go with me here.)
Only 10% hate America. That's 1 million.
Only 10% of those Really hate America. That's 100,000.
Only 10% of those Really REALLY hate America and buy weapons to use against Americans.
That's 10,000. This is essentially the same as two light Infantry Brigades.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (0tfLf)

159 Italy is starting to catch on. They just refused to allow an NGO ship loaded to the gills with Libyan "refugees" to enter port there. There was lots of squawking, by all the usual NWO suspects, but Italy's new PM held firm. The phony refugees ended up going to Spain, whose citizens have not yet caught on to the scam.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (fqUgw)

160 154
I'd like to know what's driving this open borders bullshit in Germany.

Maybe Merkel is priming them all for the day when the tide runs the other way, and the panzers can roll back across those open borders so we can finally have a German inspired New World Order.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)

161 "After Susanna disappeared, Bashar, his parents, and his five siblings all fled Germany for Iraq under fake names. Last week he was arrested in northern Iraq where he was arrested and apparently confessed to the crime. "

_________________________

Well, it's a pretty good bet the family knew what he did. So, why only his arrest? What about the accomplices? Perhaps even participants?

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2018 03:02 PM (8Ouv7)

162 Hey, if you want to make a multicultural omelette you gotta break a few 14 year olds.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 12, 2018 03:02 PM (NF2Bf)

163 Its what happens when your government consistently tells you that your very existence is killing the planet and that having babies is bad and abortions is good, party on Wayne party on Garth, until there is no replacement workers for your social benefit programs so you import poor third worlders who want the percs without the work or assimilation.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)

Why Ryan bailed for $400, Alex?

Posted by: golfman at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM (If3tB)

164 It could just be me but the elite leftists in europe are really pulling the rubber band back far. When it finally is let go, it lots of death for the leftist elites...and the muzzies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM (pw+jk)

165 They are immigrating to make Europe (and America) Islamists.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 02:54 PM (roQNm)

They are flooding Germany for the generous welfare benefits Germany has. same for the US under Obama who granted exceptions to the welfare rules for immigrants. That has now dried up so the flood of immigrants to the US has been halted.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM (mpXpK)

166 I've had that happen with my car before. If they can't find anything hopefully you won't have spent a lot of money anyway, and if it gets worse you can bring it back but it is frustrating..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (0/+vJ

Gonna leave it overnight and see if it misbehaves tomorrow.

Stoopid car gremlins.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM (hMwEB)

167 153
None of the leaders of the major EU powers have children. Interesting fact.


Posted by: brak at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (VckGX)


Nor do they live in the places that the "regulars" live or the "imports" live.
Diversity, its for other why peepo.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

168 I'd like to know what's driving this open borders
bullshit in Germany. I can understand here where the globalists want
cheap labor and could give a blue fuck about anything else, but I don't
understand how a de facto invasion of migrants in Germany financially
benefits them.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

They are post Christian, they don't have babies. They have a massive welfare state and need workes to pay for it.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM (n13/j)

169 Maybe Merkel is priming them all for the day when the tide runs the other way, and the panzers can roll back across those open borders so we can finally have a German inspired New World Order.
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:02 PM (37IEG)

Rommel and the Ghost Division are long gone...

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 12, 2018 03:04 PM (suO/a)

170 Not to deviate from this topic, but this argument that Jay makes above is the argument leftists/gun grabbers make against us 2A supporters. They make this argument to further restrict our rights, even to desire to confiscate firearms - make them all go away.
So if the lefts want to do strip rights from actual citizens of the USA, then they can politely self-fellate themselves on the immigrant argument.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



F**k them.
The 2A is a right.
Immigration is not.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:04 PM (0tfLf)

171 On his radio program today, Dennis Prager said that Angela Merkel will only be remembered by history for one thing: hastening the decline and suicide of Europe.

Posted by: ShainS at June 12, 2018 03:04 PM (KdWLf)

172 Italy is starting to catch on. They just refused to allow an NGO ship loaded to the gills with Libyan "refugees" to enter port there. There was lots of squawking, by all the usual NWO suspects, but Italy's new PM held firm. The phony refugees ended up going to Spain, whose citizens have not yet caught on to the scam.

-----------------------

Once the refugees get to Spain they probably just hop on a train and head to their European country of choice. EU Open borders and all. Good luck Europe.

Posted by: Jolo at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (WrMOC)

173 what is the point of any of this?
---

New World Order, One World Government.

1. Bring in Muslims
2. They cause social unrest and violence
3. People call for Totalitarian government
4. Safety via New World Order/One World Government
5. People happily accept Big Brother.

capiche?

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (0s3bJ)

174 154 I'd like to know what's driving this open borders bullshit in Germany. I can understand here where the globalists want cheap labor and could give a blue fuck about anything else, but I don't understand how a de facto invasion of migrants in Germany financially benefits them.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM (+dsLj)

Demographics, I assume. Germans aren't having kids. Lower population means less economic activity, lower tax base, less opportunity for graft.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

175
Ha. Trump showed Kim a real estate type video of what NK could be.

Cracks me up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (r+sAi)

176 I'd like to know what's driving this open borders
bullshit in Germany. I can understand here where the globalists want cheap labor



That can't speak the language?
Gonna be real cheap labor then.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (5RITs)

177 Its what happens when your government consistently tells you that your very existence is killing the planet and that having babies is bad

Yet where are the highest birth rates? In the most backward hopeless shitholes. Importing citizens of said shitholes, and supporting them, will just allow them to breed more rapidly.

So ... about the planet ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (+CzJu)

178 When is the next General election-or whatever they call it-in Germany?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (0/+vJ)

179 163
"After Susanna disappeared, Bashar, his parents, and his five siblings
all fled Germany for Iraq under fake names. Last week he was arrested in
northern Iraq where he was arrested and apparently confessed to the
crime. "



_________________________



Well, it's a pretty good bet the family knew what he did. So, why
only his arrest? What about the accomplices? Perhaps even participants?

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2018 03:02 PM (8Ouv7)


That's one big twinkee of a family right there. Didn't even hang around for the backlash.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

180 >>I don't understand how a de facto invasion of migrants in Germany financially benefits them.

I read it as four things. Cheap labor, attempts to dissolve the electorate and elect another, attempts to (misguidedly) prop up the collapsing welfare state and population, demented atonement/virtue signaling/morality theater...

...all fueled by magic soil and Rousseauian belief in the universally good primitive man and his role as a global citizen, and seasoned by guilt and aimless ennui.

In short, "they're morons". Suicidal morons who want to murder-suicide their countrymen.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (HtLSE)

181 Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM
Quint at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM

Ya, I'm thinking demographics.
But Japan doesn't seem to have this problem even with their demographics.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (roQNm)

182 They have a massive welfare state and need workes to pay for it.

--

But don't the majority of these 7th century barbarians live off the system? As in, they aren't really, ya know, working.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (mQ0Mc)

183 Actually, I'm wondering just what caused this guy's asylum application to be rejected in the first place. Did he hafta rape and murder a few young girls in Iraq to begin with?

I mean, Germany's Merkel wanted to let in a million a year; they can't be all that picky about WHICH million.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (0ogQG)

184 Rommel and the Ghost Division are long gone...

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 12, 2018 03:04 PM (suO/a)
Yes, but it isn't like the rest of Europe is actually going to put up a fight.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (37IEG)

185 They are post Christian, they don't have babies. They have a massive welfare state and need workes to pay for it.
Posted by: Quint


How do the immigrants on lifetime welfare with no jobs pay for the German's retirement?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (5RITs)

186 Merky is a sour frau. Nothing worse. And I'm 100% German

Posted by: REDACTED at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (iOL28)

187 184
They have a massive welfare state and need workes to pay for it.



--



But don't the majority of these 7th century barbarians live off the system? As in, they aren't really, ya know, working.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (mQ0Mc)


Shhhhhh you are not supposed to notice. But bring a rich social capital, though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)

188 But don't the majority of these 7th century barbarians live off the system? As in, they aren't really, ya know, working.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (mQ0Mc)


Yep. That's the small but noticeable flaw in their plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (+CzJu)

189 How do the immigrants on lifetime welfare with no jobs pay for the German's retirement?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (5RITs)


On volume, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:08 PM (+CzJu)

190 Ironically in France were to have a new Napoleon pop up, they'd never have a better opportunity than now to rid themselves of the menace of Germany. Except France is on its ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:09 PM (0tfLf)

191 Yep. That's the small but noticeable flaw in their plan.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (+CzJu)
Trump would be another - Clinton/Obama would have helped pay for it all with American Tax dollars. Trump keeps slamming the door on their grubby cash stealing fingers.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

192 Once the refugees get to Spain they probably just
hop on a train and head to their European country of choice. EU Open
borders and all. Good luck Europe.

Posted by: Jolo at June 12, 2018 03:05 PM (WrMOC)

Spain has been dealing with this for a long time. They even have subs in the Med trying to catch illegal immigrants. Has it worked? of course not. Has Spain had more amnesties than we have? yes.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 03:09 PM (n13/j)

193 I'm starting to think that the only reason German parents would have children would be to offer them up as sacrifices to the migrants, in order to atone for their sins against Islam. Do they even care when their kids die? I think all natural instincts have been conditioned out of them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)

194 Germans Questioning Angela Merkel's Open-Borders Immigration Policy
...........

There goes my plan to sell Coexist bumper stickers over there.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 03:10 PM (HgMAr)

195 Well, the saracens will solve Germany's retirement crisis one way or the other: either by funding the welfare state or retiring the population.

Posted by: Frau Merkel - why won't Trump give me a backrub?!? at June 12, 2018 03:10 PM (/8r1I)

196 Not to deviate from this topic, but this argument that Jay makes above is the argument leftists/gun grabbers make against us 2A supporters. They make this argument to further restrict our rights, even to desire to confiscate firearms - make them all go away.
So if the lefts want to do strip rights from actual citizens of the USA, then they can politely self-fellate themselves on the immigrant argument.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

There is only one reason a government would want to disarm its citizens, and that is if that government planned on doing something that would so enrage the citizenry that people might be prone to become violent toward that government. That's the only reason any nation has ever disarmed it's citizens. Gun regulation has commonly been followed by gun confiscation and then tyranny and bloodshed as the government turned on its people.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:11 PM (Bdeb0)

197 The "humanitarian response" isn't proving to be too human for the invadees, is it?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2018 03:11 PM (vtcmf)

198 143
Germany abolished capital punishment a long time ago. There will be no justice.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 02:58 PM (/qEW2)


all of Europe abolished capital punishment long ago.

The death penalty has been completely abolished in all
European countries, except for Belarus. The absolute ban on the death
penalty is enshrined in both the Charter of Fundamental Rights of the
European Union (EU) and the European Convention on Human Rights of the
Council of Europe, and is thus considered a central value.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2018 03:11 PM (mpXpK)

199 Rommel and the Ghost Division are long gone...
--

I stumbled across a Russian made movie on youtube titled 'White Tiger'. The white tiger is an elusive German Tiger tank that is destroying Russian armor.

At the end, the hero says, 'He' (meaning the white tiger tank) is still out there waiting for the next war because there will be a next war. The visuals were interesting.

Good enough to waste the time and the price (free) was right.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM (roQNm)

200 Ironically in France were to have a new Napoleon pop up, they'd never have a better opportunity than now to rid themselves of the menace of Germany. Except France is on its ass.
Posted by: Diogenes

Napoleon would probably emigrate to New Orleans.

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM (MS0+a)

201 humane...dammit

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM (vtcmf)

202 The people of western Europe have been turned into the Eloi by their elected heads of state. If that is ever reversed there will be a blood bath, of the politicians, their judiciary, and the 'refugees', that will make WW II look like nothing. I can't see them voting themselves out of this invasion. Hope I am wrong.

And if we are stupid enough to get involved a third time, we keep the damned place. We have already paid for it with blood and treasure.

Posted by: JTB at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM (V+03K)

203 135
They should, dare I say, hang for this.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 02:56 PM (mQ0Mc)


It goes without saying as far as I am concerned.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM (xjiRE)

204 They are post Christian, they don't have babies. They have a massive welfare state and need workes to pay for it.

Posted by: Quint





How do the immigrants on lifetime welfare with no jobs pay for the German's retirement?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (5RITs)

Good question.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 03:13 PM (n13/j)

205 How do the immigrants on lifetime welfare with no jobs pay for the German's retirement?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (5RITs)

On volume, of course.


Now you're getting it!

Posted by: First CityWide Change Bank at June 12, 2018 03:13 PM (NF2Bf)

206 All the modern industrial nations have the same problem, a birth rate that spells disaster for paying the bills. Every nation but Japan and Russia are importing loads of immigrants to solve the problem, Russia is paying people to have kids. Japan will just implode in a glorious sexbot meltdown.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 12, 2018 03:13 PM (6Ll1u)

207 Last week he was arrested in northern Iraq where he was arrested and apparently confessed to the crime.

Kurds + Black&Decker = Confession

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:13 PM (MS0+a)

208 They have a massive welfare state and need workes to pay for it.

--

But don't the majority of these 7th century barbarians live off the system? As in, they aren't really, ya know, working.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Yeah, I don't get that either. They know it and ... brrrp?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2018 03:13 PM (zfrbv)

209 Yeah I bet they question for all of half an hour, then go back to supporting her regime. Germans are good at following orders, even when they think its the wrong thing to do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:14 PM (39g3+)

210 Should be noted this is not just about the murder of *a* German teen girl - there have been a string of stabbings of girls that built to up to this anger(along with other refugee attacks).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2018 03:14 PM (W+vEI)

211 "190 But don't the majority of these 7th century barbarians live off the system? As in, they aren't really, ya know, working.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (mQ0Mc)

Yep. That's the small but noticeable flaw in their plan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (+CzJu)"


Cloward - Piven; it's not just for Americans any more !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 12, 2018 03:14 PM (GNCPT)

212 1. Bring in Muslims
2. They cause social unrest and violence
3. People call for Totalitarian government
4. Safety via New World Order/One World Government
5. People happily accept Big Brother.

----------

the globalists see this as a win win.

1. the welfare state gets its clients
2. the globalists get their overriding police state.

3. the people are fungible crowd realizes that for the first century or so, you'll need a massive surveillance state to cram the reactive particles together, sort of like cold fusion.

4 of course, it's not-PC to spy on the brown people so it'll be directed at the locals.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:14 PM (FOPyv)

213 Japan will just implode in a glorious sexbot meltdown.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 12, 2018 03:13 PM (6Ll1u)

Go on...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

214 Any minute now the German people will decide they've had enough. Them and the Swedes. Any min... never mind, not they won't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)

215 Last week he was arrested in northern Iraq where he was arrested and apparently confessed to the crime.

Kurds + Black&Decker = Confession
Posted by: Jean


You say that like it's a bad thing.....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:15 PM (5RITs)

216 If History has taught us anything, the German people will put up with this shit.

Right up to the point they dont.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2018 02:33 PM (8XRCm)

and that's when it get REALLY nasty...

Posted by: Erwin Rommel at June 12, 2018 03:15 PM (8D42x)

217 213 "190 But don't the majority of these 7th century barbarians live off the system? As in, they aren't really, ya know, working.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (mQ0Mc)

Yep. That's the small but noticeable flaw in their plan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 12, 2018 03:07 PM (+CzJu)"
-0-------------------

based on my viewing of some globohomo entertainment from overseas...the demure muslim girl in a hijab working as a receptionist is the driving economic contribution of these rapefugees.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:15 PM (FOPyv)

218 >>Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.

Very true. Part of the problem, though, is how many asylum-seekers, though not violent offenders themselves, sympathize or identify with those of their countrymen who are. No one wants to talk about that unknown number....which I suspect is not a small one.

Posted by: T at June 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Vgw1E)

219 Same way that importing an unlettered horde from South of our border is supposed to save this country. It's magical thinking by cowards or liars who lack the will to tighten their belts.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 12, 2018 03:16 PM (/8r1I)

220 I recall (years ago, way before the big wave of current immigration) a German journalist getting himself in deep trouble for an article.

The gist of it was that Germany had committed the terrible crime of murdering 6 million of Europes most productive citizens. And to atone for it, they committed the further crime of accepting (at that time) 25 million untameable barbarians who don't belong in Europe at all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 03:16 PM (AzW6q)

221 the other big problem with the "seee...we're not racist, we'll let in everyone crowd" is that there's no tool in their toolbox to keep the new citizens out of positions of power and influence (like as cops or soldiers) if those folks should so seek to become the shepherds in wolves clothing they want to be.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:17 PM (FOPyv)

222 >>
Yeah, I don't get that either. They know it and ... brrrp?

's where the magic soil theory and all-people-are-the-same theory kicks in, I'd say. They believe that these people will assimiliate (based on nothing whatsoever), and the late 1st and 2nd generation will end up paying in. Somehow. Because it's what they believe they would do if in a host country... and sollipsism is a powerful drug.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:17 PM (HtLSE)

223 There is only one reason a government would want to disarm its citizens, and that is if that government planned on doing something that would so enrage the citizenry that people might be prone to become violent toward that government. That's the only reason any nation has ever disarmed it's citizens. Gun regulation has commonly been followed by gun confiscation and then tyranny and bloodshed as the government turned on its people.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:11 PM



Interesting link in Drudge that threats to congress critters is up dramatically. Funny, the only ones interviewed were GOPers.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:18 PM (0tfLf)

224 Given that Fritz recruited and equipped armed KEBAB formations in the last war, I'd say there's a certain amount of justice in their being overrun with them.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 03:18 PM (fA1SL)

225 in a poll from 2015:

Nearly one-fifth of Muslim respondents said that the use of violence in the United States is justified in order to make shariah the law of the land in this country.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:18 PM (Bdeb0)

226

EM SAUERKRAUT SALAD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 12, 2018 03:18 PM (mPeei)

227 Posted by: Frau Merkel - why won't Trump give me a backrub?!?
...........

The hump grosses him out.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

228 224 the other big problem with the "seee...we're not racist, we'll let in everyone crowd" is that there's no tool in their toolbox to keep the new citizens out of positions of power and influence (like as cops or soldiers) if those folks should so seek to become the shepherds in wolves clothing they want to be.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:17 PM (FOPyv)

Exactly. And eventually there will come a day when a German officer will tell his mostly muslim troops to fire on a crowd of muslim troublemakers and instead they'll shoot their officer.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

229 I wonder if the AfD party has a stance on the right to bear arms. When the government can arbitrarily turn around to it's citizens and say "eh, we want to invade and destroy you. And you thought being disarmed was for your own safety. Suckers", that serve as a wake up call.

If AfD wins they should make that one of the priorities - make sure citizens are armed, so that this can't happen again.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 03:19 PM (/qEW2)

230 Napoleon would probably emigrate to New Orleans.

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM



Or Quebec.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:19 PM (0tfLf)

231 ...all fueled by magic soil and Rousseauian belief in the universally good primitive man and his role as a global citizen, and seasoned by guilt

Posted by: Sporkatus


THIS ^^^^ is what the immigration issue is all about:

The Noble Savage.

Europeans have completely internalized a centuries-old fallacy, originally popularized by the French philosopher Rousseau, that all third-worlders are "noble savages" who are incapable of evil or sin, and have a pure magical innocence uncontaminated by corrupt civilization.

When the French discovered the South Pacific islanders, they immediately misinterpreted their society as "paradise" and they flipped their view of primitives from the prior view of them as little more than brutish animals to instead being a superior form of humankind who glide through life untrammeled by knowledge or base motivations, but instead eat tropical fruits plucked from low-hanging branches and making love on the beach.

It was the beginning of the self-hating Luddite anti-civilizational guilt-ridden suicidal fantasia that underpins all leftism today.

The problem is that

a. The theory was false to begin with (Polynesians were constantly at war with each other and have more taboos and social rules than almost any other culture);
b. Other "primitives" were not so nice. In fact, more were (and are) violent and incomprehending and base in the motivations.

But the Euro-left to this day, 300 years later, still romanticizes the "noble savage," and that is why they invited millions of grubby terrorists into their living rooms.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2018 03:19 PM (c+2jX)

232 >>Old Man With Onion on His Belt at June 12, 2018 03:14 PM

IF I JUST KEEP REPEATING DUMB-SOUNDING TRANSCRIBED TRUMP QUOTES I'LL BREAK THE SPELL, I'M SURE OF IT! THEIR IDOL HAS FEET OF CLAY! I'LL SHOW THEM!

::Begins writing TRUMP IS CUCK on walls of padded cell with toes, crayon::

Posted by: Banned Shart Guy at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (HtLSE)

233 Only thing I find surprising in this story is that he was arrested in northern Iraq. Surprised that there is even a semi-competent police force in northern Iraq.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (/tuJf)

234
Germany made its bed. They can get fucked in it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine


https://youtu.be/Pn0WdJx-Wkw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (IqV8l)

235 Interesting article on the migrant crisis in Germany from The Gatestone Institute. Apparently the rapist/killer had an extensive criminal background before he murdered the teen:


https://tinyurl.com/ycy3m7zk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (0/+vJ)

236 "in a poll from 2015:

Nearly one-fifth of Muslim respondents said that the use of violence in the United States is justified in order to make shariah the law of the land in this country."

That's an old poll.

I'm sure the numbers are different now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (EyPfd)

237 You mean achmed, mo'hammed, and their "relatives" won't work to cover Hans and Frans' retirement?

That's rayciss

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:21 PM (7LY+6)

238 183
Ya, I'm thinking demographics.
But Japan doesn't seem to have this problem even with their demographics.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (roQNm)
--------------------------------
Japan is already facing serious problems because of its aging population.
They could easily follow Europe's (and our) lead by importing poor foreigners to try to "fix" things.

But they have stubbornly chosen to remain Japanese.

I'd far rather be in their shoes than Europe's, TBH.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 03:21 PM (0jtPF)

239 But the Euro-left to this day, 300 years later, still romanticizes the "noble savage," and that is why they invited millions of grubby terrorists into their living rooms.

Their porn is a window into their mind. (don't even begin to try and understand the Japanese).

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:21 PM (MS0+a)

240 The last thing they really want to do is drive the Germans to the stage where they're willing to consider concentration camps again as workable answer.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:21 PM (37IEG)

241 Should be noted this is not just about the murder of *a* German teen girl - there have been a string of stabbings of girls that built to up to this anger(along with other refugee attacks).

--

Yeah, it's obviously gone past the grabbing of mishes at local public swimming pools.

I'm not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 12, 2018 03:22 PM (mQ0Mc)

242 It was the beginning of the self-hating Luddite anti-civilizational guilt-ridden suicidal fantasia that underpins all leftism today.

The problem is that

a. The theory was false to begin with (Polynesians were constantly at war with each other and have more taboos and social rules than almost any other culture);
b. Other "primitives" were not so nice. In fact, more were (and are) violent and incomprehending and base in the motivations.


Damn. Almost sounds like our "native tribes".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:22 PM (5RITs)

243 Germans are so polite until they're not. Then watch out.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:23 PM (2LelM)

244 and that is why they invited millions of grubby terrorists into their living rooms."

Indeed. Read "the young man's speech" from The Camp of the Saints...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:23 PM (7LY+6)

245 1. Capture the errant wog.2. Calmly explain what they have done wrong.3. Pop them between the eyes with a .40 cal.4. Toss them in the wood chipper to feed the hogs.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2018 03:23 PM (xBSm0)

246 "I'm not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style."

They're too busy sitting down to pee.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 03:23 PM (EyPfd)

247 >>Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.



Well, en masse, they most certainly are: Hijra.

But more immediately, a lot of the refugees flooding Europe have no idea how to function in a 1st world community, and do not recognize even basic cultural norms (i.e. not pooping in the street, punching a bus driver instead of paying, random gropings, etc. ). They are causing a social upheaval where people are afraid to leave their homes, do every day things in public.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2018 03:23 PM (W+vEI)

248 Their porn is a window into their mind (don't even begin to try and understand the Japanese).


* * *

You ain't kidding!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald's Children at June 12, 2018 03:23 PM (/8r1I)

249 Just don't mention the war.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (MX7xj)

250 Yeah, it's obviously gone past the grabbing of mishes at local public swimming pools.
-------------------
I grabbed a mish last night. It was good.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (2LelM)

251
Wait. The old guy is quoting Trump? Serially?

Cherry picking, as it were.
Hell, I thought it was a Simpson's parody.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (roQNm)

252
Only thing I find surprising in this story is that he was arrested in northern Iraq. Surprised that there is even a semi-competent police force in northern Iraq.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (/tuJf)

Is northern Iraq the Kurdish region?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (10vO4)

253 >>4. Toss them in the wood chipper to feed the hogs.

For what do you need a wood chipper?

Posted by: Bricktop at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (HtLSE)

254 I'm not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Their pants are too tight, restricts testosterone

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (MS0+a)

255 238
Interesting article on the migrant crisis in Germany from The Gatestone
Institute. Apparently the rapist/killer had an extensive criminal
background before he murdered the teen:





https://tinyurl.com/ycy3m7zk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:20 PM (0/+vJ)


Some how he got thorough our Extreme Supervetting Process.
Pay no attention to that brown envelope full of Euros under my desk.

Posted by: Rich German Bureaucrat at June 12, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

256 Can Germany call for an election if they have lost faith in their chancellor even if its not the usual time for elections?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (0/+vJ)

257 Japan is already facing serious problems"

Not really. That's mostly spin from westerners who want more immigrants, legal or no.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (7LY+6)

258 The last thing they really want to do is drive the Germans to the stage where they're willing to consider concentration camps again as workable answer.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:21 PM (37IEG)
-----
The war sapped too much of Western Europe's vital essence, and eroded the wills of it's nations. They'll never again be what they were.

Even the bad parts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (AzW6q)

259 Exactly. And eventually there will come a day when a German officer will tell his mostly muslim troops to fire on a crowd of muslim troublemakers and instead they'll shoot their office"

or when judges start imprisoning folks who report on grooming gangs and the riot police start killing all the folks who protest that arrest.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (FOPyv)

260 248 1. Capture the errant wog.2. Calmly explain what they have done wrong.3. Pop them between the eyes with a .40 cal.4. Toss them in the wood chipper to feed the hogs.
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Cut out #2 and #3 and profit.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (2LelM)

261 Crud, I would have much rather read that Iraq had agreed to try and punish the murdering bastid than he was remanded back to Merkels lenient gub'mint. But perhaps prison justice by other inmates is a possibility.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (eASYU)

262 ::Begins writing TRUMP IS CUCK on walls of padded cell with toes, crayon::

LOL. I saw a political cartoon not long ago that was almost exactly like that.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 03:25 PM (xjiRE)

263 Problem with Fritz is while we made a real dent in their numbers in the First War, we didn't finish the job in the Second.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 03:26 PM (fA1SL)

264 248 1. Capture the errant wog.2. Calmly explain what they have done wrong.3. Pop them between the eyes with a .40 cal.4. Toss them in the wood chipper to feed the hogs.
Posted by: Roland THTG

At least your not using a 9mm. But use a 45 ACP to be sure.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:26 PM (Bdeb0)

265 I recall not so long ago a refugee center in Italy rioted because their wifi reception was weak.

Or maybe that happened in Hollywood.

Both sites are believable.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 03:26 PM (0ogQG)

266 it's bad stuff. the worst part about these anti-racists is their so racist against their kin and so racist towards their noble savages that they forgot to even do their homework about whether the noble savages are noble or aren't every bit as racist as they think their kin are.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:26 PM (FOPyv)

267 233 Napoleon would probably emigrate to New Orleans.

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:12 PM


Or Quebec.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:19 PM (0tfLf)
----------------------------------
Emigrate to Quebec?
Hell, no! Conquer!
Trudeau gonna stop him?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 03:26 PM (0jtPF)

268 257 I'm not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style.
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Surveillance Cameras everywhere have really retarded peasant uprisings.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:27 PM (2LelM)

269 "I'm not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style."


The gene style required was stomped flat in 1945.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:27 PM (5RITs)

270 One would have thought the continual Napoleonic Wars sapped quite a bit of Europe's vitality.
Yet within a hundred years.

It's always there, you just have to know which buttons to push, how frequently, and how hard.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

271 Germany call for an election if they have lost faith in their chancellor "

Let's check the historical record...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:28 PM (7LY+6)

272 Emigrate to Quebec?
Hell, no! Conquer!
Trudeau gonna stop him?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille


With France and Germany in shambles, now is the day of destiny! Let the flag of San Marino fly over its empire from the Atlantic to the Baltic!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 12, 2018 03:28 PM (AM1GF)

273 >>Wait. The old guy is quoting Trump? Serially?

It's the same individual who was off on a "Trump cucked by Kim!!!" tear this morning. The only ones I know whose typing style and gimmicks would line up with that are Hector (though tactics don't seem to indicate him), "Herbert Hymenhopper"/several other aliases, BSG, and Gristle Encased Head to a point after he lost his mind.

Hector always fell thru to lecturing, "herbert" always failed to grasp how to post on live threads and had ADD, GEH (crazy) just got too angry... but BSG had the tenacity thing locked up and the weird autistic attachment to a point of schtick for hours at a time.

So I have to bet BSG.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:28 PM (HtLSE)

274 If you really want to enrage the lefties, just point out that members of an inferior culture cannot assimilate into a western culture, ever, no matter how long you wait.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2018 03:28 PM (7ZVPa)

275 OT: in response to còmments in the previous thread about Obama's belief he is the most interesting man in any room.
I will concede he's more interesting than me.
I've never been a head of state
I'm not half black
The media doesn't praise everything I do
I'm not a narcissist
I am clean and articulate
I'm sure I'm better read than he
But I prefer to let others have the floor. So yeah he's more interesting than me.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 12, 2018 03:29 PM (7GNTg)

276 Its not impossible to get any ethnic group to assimilate but you need several factors to make it work

1) A culture that does not put up with people who won't assimiliate; no multi language citizenship tests, no "press 1 for main language" no multiculturalism, just one culture chauvinism.
2) A limited and controllable number of people that are brought in slowly so that they are culturally isolated and become part of the bigger culture over time before bringing more in
3) Very stern and strong rules that make sure people who do wrong or break the rules are dealt with absolutely: jailed, thrown out, etc -- along with their immediate family so there is pressure to fit in with their peers.
4) Encouragement to become part of the culture rather than stay your own.

That makes it work out, a slow trickle of people who are brought into a culture, not splashed all over it like a wave and encouraged to never change.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:29 PM (39g3+)

277 Ze only Germans dat complain about dis are dose terrible Nazi's. All right-dinking Germans haf offered up dare madchens for murder to de poor, oppressed immigrants.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 12, 2018 03:29 PM (9BLnV)

278 well, the thing is...the current Christian West has eroded its soul. Sad but true. There is no cultural confidence.

but that doesn't mean the next generation won't be down to fight to at least live apart from the invaders.

what comes next is going to be very bad.

look at it another way, the only people to actually kick out their muslim conquerors was spain and they had to do a (shakes in panic, oh no!) a.a.a.a.an inquisition to get rid of the muz.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:29 PM (FOPyv)

279 "not so long ago a refugee center in Italy rioted because their wifi reception was weak."
...........

Our bathrooms were still working, though.

Posted by: Starbucks Rome at June 12, 2018 03:30 PM (HgMAr)

280 but you wonder, how hard is it for cuck europe to go from polite to Napoleon/hitler/cromwell?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:30 PM (FOPyv)

281 It's the same individual who was off on a "Trump cucked by Kim!!!" tear this morning. The only ones I know whose typing style and gimmicks would line up with that
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The style is much different, but the habit of constantly harping on the same incongruous theme without regard to context lines up pretty well with our buddy Dr Krang.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 03:30 PM (AzW6q)

282 >>LOL. I saw a political cartoon not long ago that was almost exactly like that.

Earliest popularization of that gag of which I'm aware was Return of the Pink Panther (~1972?). Dreyfus in his cell, writing "KiLl ClouSEaU".

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:30 PM (HtLSE)

283 Froderick Wonkensteen at June 12, 2018 03:00 PM

Quint at June 12, 2018 03:03 PM



Ya, I'm thinking demographics.

But Japan doesn't seem to have this problem even with their demographics.





Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:06 PM (roQNm)

As I understand it, Japan is less welcoming as an Island nation with a very particular culture. They will have to increase fertility or change their welfare state at some point. Last I heard even Russia is in a death spiral with fertility I think the USA is basically at a break even. It seems more advanced Western style nations don't produce a lot of kids for some reason. I think lack of religion plays a major role. I am not arguing this from a theological standpoint, but from an obvious empirical standpoint. Look it nations are not going to produce children, they may have to change the social safety nets they came up with when they used to do that type of thing. The Euros will not like it one bit.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (n13/j)

284 To quote the great Norm MacDonald again, "Why are they still a country?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (AURKQ)

285 I saw Retarded Peasant Uprisings open for Def Leopard at the Palace back in '86

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (ZQfW9)

286 Its not impossible to get any ethnic group to assimilate but you need several factors to make it work



But no Irish!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (5RITs)

287 279 Its not impossible to get any ethnic group to assimilate but you need several factors to make it work

1) A culture that does not put up with people who won't assimiliate; no multi language citizenship tests, no "press 1 for main language" no multiculturalism, just one culture chauvinism.
2) A limited and controllable number of people that are brought in slowly so that they are culturally isolated and become part of the bigger culture over time before bringing more in
3) Very stern and strong rules that make sure people who do wrong or break the rules are dealt with absolutely: jailed, thrown out, etc -- along with their immediate family so there is pressure to fit in with their peers.
4) Encouragement to become part of the culture rather than stay your own.
-----------------
The way we did it last time was stop all immigration, mass conscription to fight and win a world war and then rising standard of living bought by winning a world war. This took 40 years to pull off and we were dealing mainly with European Christian stock.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (2LelM)

288 283 but you wonder, how hard is it for cuck europe to go from polite to Napoleon/hitler/cromwell?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast

All it will take is the right spark. People will only take so much for so long.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (Bdeb0)

289 For what do you need a wood chipper?
For the satisfying "GRRRRRRRMMMPT" sound.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2018 03:32 PM (xBSm0)

290 281 well, the thing is...the current Christian West has eroded its soul. Sad but true. There is no cultural confidence.

but that doesn't mean the next generation won't be down to fight to at least live apart from the invaders.

what comes next is going to be very bad.

look at it another way, the only people to actually kick out their muslim conquerors was spain and they had to do a (shakes in panic, oh no!) a.a.a.a.an inquisition to get rid of the muz.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 03:29 PM (FOPyv)

Well, I think 600 to 700 years of reconquista was the actual determining factor. But there was violence, to be sure.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:32 PM (RD7QR)

291 Last I heard even Russia is in a death spiral with fertility

Russia is trying through policy and publicity to encourage having babies and families, at least. They recognize the problem and are at least putting an effort into solving it through breeding rather than repopulation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)

292 292 For what do you need a wood chipper?
For the satisfying "GRRRRRRRMMMPT" sound.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2018 03:32 PM (xBSm0)

Just remember to hose it off before you take it back to the rental place...

They tend to ask questions if you don't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (AURKQ)

293 >>"not so long ago a refugee center in Italy rioted because their wifi reception was weak."



That happens all the time, all across Europe. They will burn down their refugee center over the food selections, wanting better smart phones, etc. They will burn down their apartment over poor govt. payouts, or a dispute with the landlord. This is their MO: burn down their host's state. They are a primitive, conquering force.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (W+vEI)

294 Merkel nearly lost the last election not that long ago. It took her awhile to put together a coalition from other parties in order to become chancellor again.

Sentiment is changing against immigration. Slowly.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (fq72/)

295 "First, between those who wish to invite the world in versus those who want to control who comes in, screening them, checking their background."

I have a dear friend who is part of the former group. SHe's been whining and complaining that a former student of hers from Honduras has been denied a B1/B2 non immigrant visa to visit the US. She was going to host this kid, but is now preparing to go into assisted living. (That is another story-if you have ever seen an episode of Hoarders, then you have an idea of what this entails.)

But she wants me to take over, and write my congressman, Gerry Connelly, to ensure that this kid gets a visa. I said no. She was shocked, and I explained that as a former consul, if a a person is rejected more than once, it means the person is likely to adjust status from visitor to immigrant. You LEGALLY CANNOT ISSUE A VISA to someone you suspect is trying to immigrate to the US illegally, by using a non immigrant visa. She then told me this (now 18 year old kid) has a right to visit. I told her no, he doesn't. He has no right to come to the US because he is not a US citizen.

She has no understanding of why I would deny this kid the right to suck the teat of American tax payers.

Posted by: moki at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (V+V48)

296 People will only take so much for so long."

Nah. People can be herded. It's when they discover something better that revolutions start...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (7LY+6)

297 As I understand it, Japan is less welcoming as an Island nation with a very particular culture. They will have to increase fertility or change their welfare state at some point. Last I heard even Russia is in a death spiral with fertility I think the USA is basically at a break even. It seems more advanced

Western style nations don't produce a lot of kids for some reason

---

Raising them costs a fortune. Unless you don't mind them staying illiterate and dirt poor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (5RITs)

298 So I have to bet BSG.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:28 PM

Yep, it feels like BSG.

I've often worried that what I write and the way I write it would give me away even under a pseudonym, even with a static hash. I even got erased once.

But then so many of the words have dual meanings. The words, they have a life of their own, and I am just a clerk/typist. It's not my fault.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (roQNm)

299 Shep is an insufferable ass and must be in a fight with his boyfriend.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (pw+jk)

300 They recognize the problem and are at least putting an effort into solving it through breeding rather than repopulation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:32 PM (39g3+)
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As I recall, they're using some system of tax incentives or subsidies to encourage fecundity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 03:34 PM (AzW6q)

301 >> lines up pretty well with our buddy Dr Krang.

Yep. Same guy, believed to be BSG. Stuck with the "Dr. Krang" gimmick, people mostly weren't biting, amped it up and changed hats, got banned again, was back with Dr. Krang later.

Apart from the nigh-messianic need to break us of our (clear) Trump fixation and drop the scales from our eyes, a tendency to depend on some *really* stupid sources and rumor-mongering mills, also consistent with the provocateur phase in the BSG life cycle.

I wish he knew how to quit us.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:34 PM (HtLSE)

302 Why does Twitchy hate DJT so much?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (oyCqX)

303 Raising them costs a fortune. Unless you don't mind them staying illiterate and dirt poor.





Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (5RITs)

=====
Wasn't so until the modern welfare state came to be. Tough for native westerners have big families when a huge chunk of your paycheck goes to pay for immigrant children.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (pw+jk)

304 Italy, Germany et al need to take a leaf from Israel's book. Seal off your borders. If they try to invade, shoot them as you would any other army seeking to invade your country.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)

305 Reply to the Gatestone article I linked above has this comment about Austria:

Sebastian Kurz who has closed down seven mosques and expelled 60 Imams and their families. He has also made it impossible for migrants to be on government assistance until five years are up and has banned the sale of guns to migrants.

Kurtz is a young fellow. Sounds like he's not a wimp like Trudeau and Macron.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (0/+vJ)

306 Just finished the press conference Trump gave at the summit.

He was up for 25 hours and still took questions for about an hour. High power level.

At one point he goes into real estate mode and talks about the great beaches in North Korea. Did you see those beaches, you know when they're firing off cannons? I thought imagine putting a condo right there...

LOL.

He says there's South Korea and China and you're right in the middle of them. You could make a fortune!

Worth watching for sure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0BWMd1R7wE

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (4ErVI)

307 Of course not all asylum seekers are dangerous. Few are.

Those "few" are in some cases, responsible for a rape and murder rate that has increased by over 100%. WTF was Merkel, and other countries thinking??

Posted by: Bill R. at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (IuYIh)

308 @284 "It's the same individual who was off on a "Trump cucked by Kim!!!" tear this morning.

--you mean ace?

Posted by: artemis at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (AwPyG)

309 For what do you need a wood chipper?
For the satisfying "GRRRRRRRMMMPT" sound.
Posted by: Roland THTG


^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He gets it!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (5RITs)

310 I'm not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style.
--------------------------
Surveillance Cameras everywhere have really retarded peasant uprisings.
Posted by: Gumby

Wear a burka

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (MS0+a)

311 Fifteen or twenty years ago I read that Germans really don't like chlldren, especially in public. More recently I read that several Western world leaders don't have children. Why does this matter?

Because not having children makes a person less likely to care about the future and more likely to seek comforts and pleasures TODAY.

Thus, people like Merkel.

Posted by: Real Woman, Not Plastic at June 12, 2018 03:36 PM (HLTe8)

312 305 Why does Twitchy hate DJT so much?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (oyCqX)

Most of them are recycled redstaters/PJ people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:36 PM (AURKQ)

313
Western style nations don't produce a lot of kids for some reason ---

Having kids isn't a vital part of your retirement plans anymore

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 03:36 PM (10vO4)

314 you want to understand?

remember some years back when Jesse Jackson showed up at some college campus to march with a bunch of fools and chant "western civ has go to go"?

understand..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2018 03:36 PM (KxbBq)

315 She has no understanding of why I would deny this kid the right to suck the teat of American tax payers.

Posted by: moki


Yikes. If she'd brought the kid in she'd have disappeared into the trash stacks (to be found years later as a mummified corpse) and the "kid" would have operated out of her house for years. She has no idea the bullet she probably dodged.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 12, 2018 03:36 PM (AM1GF)

316 Any minute now the German people will decide they've had enough. Them and the Swedes. Any min... never mind, not they won't.
--

Many of the alpha males of Europe moved to the US before the world wars.

The ones who didn't got killed right away.

Alpha males are pretty much extinct in Western Europe.

Now Eastern Europe... that's another story.

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (0s3bJ)

317 >>They tend to ask questions if you don't.

Better to just stick with dismemberment. If you're going to be an 'orrible cunt, save money by having the pigs do all the work from there.

Posted by: Bricktop at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (HtLSE)

318 I think a refugee camp in France rioted once because they ran out of gummy bears.

Posted by: Marmo - now with not unmeaningless opinions at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (fq72/)

319 312 For what do you need a wood chipper?
For the satisfying "GRRRRRRRMMMPT" sound.
Posted by: Roland THTG


^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He gets it!
-------------------
Why waste a bullet when you have a perfectly good wood chipper?

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)

320 Just finished the press conference Trump gave at the summit.

He was up for 25 hours and still took questions for about an hour. High power level.

At one point he goes into real estate mode and talks about the great beaches in North Korea. Did you see those beaches, you know when they're firing off cannons? I thought imagine putting a condo right there...

LOL.

He says there's South Korea and China and you're right in the middle of them. You could make a fortune!

Worth watching for sure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0BWMd1R7wE
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (4ErVI)

OMG!! TRUMP JUST WANTS TO BUILD HOTELS AND CONDOS IN NK!! THAT WAS HIS PLAN ALL ALONG!!

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (y8Foj)

321 Having kids isn't a vital part of your retirement plans anymore"

Of course not. The fat government pension will take care of...whoops.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (7LY+6)

322 Also the blood curdling scream as they are fed in feet first.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 03:38 PM (HgMAr)

323 Or immigration center or whatever the hell they're officially called.

Posted by: Marmo - now with not unmeaningless opinions at June 12, 2018 03:38 PM (fq72/)

324 The way we did it last time was stop all immigration, mass conscription to fight and win a world war and then rising standard of living bought by winning a world war. This took 40 years to pull off and we were dealing mainly with European Christian stock.

Yeah it took a generation basically before those old first wave guys began to turn truly American. But when they came here they didn't come to be Polish and Scots and Norwegian, they came to be American. They may have had their Germantown and Little Italy, but they were American through and through. And after a while, they all spoke English first and were Americanized.

The latest wave is more like the Chinese who came here, settled here, and stayed Chinese so much so that you can still go into Chinatowns and not hear a word of English. That's not how we want things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:38 PM (39g3+)

325 Fifteen or twenty years ago I read that Germans really don't like chlldren, especially in public. More recently I read that several Western world leaders don't have children. Why does this matter?

Because not having children makes a person less likely to care about the future and more likely to seek comforts and pleasures TODAY.

Thus, people like Merkel.



If you don't have kids, you don't have problems with child porn/sex trafficking.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There. It. Is.

Yeah. I said it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:38 PM (5RITs)

326 Kurtz is a young fellow. Sounds like he's not a wimp like Trudeau and Macron.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM



Kurtz: "Steiner was a wimp."

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:39 PM (0tfLf)

327 in a poll from 2015:

Nearly one-fifth of Muslim respondents said that the use of violence in the United States is justified in order to make shariah the law of the land in this country.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:18 PM (Bdeb0)


That's why, as in Gaza, when they commit violence and are killed in the process, they act angry and indignant as if they were the victims.

They act like the parents of urban Dindus that get killed while robbing or assaulting someone, and they are the ones who are indignant, as if their feral spawn getting culled was somehow an intolerable injustice.

They operate on the level of animals.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 12, 2018 03:39 PM (/qEW2)

328 Why does Twitchy H8TERADE DJT so MUCH?"

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:39 PM (7LY+6)

329 >>Western style nations don't produce a lot of kids for some reason ---




Well, *deliver* kids, IYKWIM.

But it's likely a result of delayed marriages/overall hostility to marriage and family being a good thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2018 03:40 PM (W+vEI)

330 324 Having kids isn't a vital part of your retirement plans anymore"

Of course not. The fat government pension will take care of...whoops.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Kids were important in an agricultural society today not so much

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)

331
Thus, people like Merkel.
-------------------
Have you ever seen the You Tube Video of Merkel dancing in a bikini? If not, you really don't want to.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:40 PM (2LelM)

332 Any minute now the German people will decide they've had enough. Them and the Swedes. Any min... never mind, not they won't.
--

Many of the alpha males of Europe moved to the US before the world wars.

The ones who didn't got killed right away.

Alpha males are pretty much extinct in Western Europe.

Now Eastern Europe... that's another story.
Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 03:37 PM (0s3bJ)

I'm not buying this.
It's the military culture of Europe and Japan that "made" those young men into killing machines and if Prussian military discipline or Bushido culture were re-implemented , those soy boys could be trained to kill again.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:40 PM (y8Foj)

333 Wasn't so until the modern welfare state came to be.
Tough for native westerners have big families when a huge chunk of your
paycheck goes to pay for immigrant children.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM

=====

THIS, a million times THIS.

Posted by: Texian ette at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (gou4q)

334 If you don't have kids, you don't have problems with child porn/sex trafficking.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There. It. Is.

Yeah. I said it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:38 PM (5RITs)

I suppose I get your larger point... but that's kinda f*cked up dude. I don't have kids, and probably never will. Doesn't mean I'm down with that stuff just because i've got no skin in the game.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (AURKQ)

335 If you don't have kids, you don't have problems with child porn/sex trafficking.
--

Not everyone. I don't have kids and no one is more against child pron/ sex trafficking than I am.

But then again... conservative and Catholic, maybe that's the outlier here.

Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (0s3bJ)

336 My experience over two tours in Germany while in the US Army is that the Germans love children.
What they do not like to see are pregnant women in public. Never understood why.
And that really pissed Mrs Diogenes off when she was carrying Diogenes Spawn #2,

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (0tfLf)

337 If you don't have kids, you don't have problems with child porn/sex trafficking.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
There. It. Is.

Yeah. I said it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:38 PM (5RITs)

Um, no.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (y8Foj)

338 Headline of the day:

'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)

339 Why waste a bullet when you have a perfectly good wood chipper?

Because we're civilized , dammit!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (xBSm0)

340 Kids were important in an agricultural society today not so much"

Yeah, who needs 'em. Aziz, where's my bedpan? Aziz!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (7LY+6)

341 I'm not buying this.
It's the military culture of Europe and Japan that "made" those young men into killing machines and if Prussian military discipline or Bushido culture were re-implemented , those soy boys could be trained to kill again.
Posted by: JoeF


The ones with high T were killed in WWI & WWII.
The ones that are left, don't have it.

You really think you can train 98 lb skinny jeans wearing, tide pod eating David Hoggs to fight Achmed?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (5RITs)

342 I wish he knew how to quit us.
--

I just discovered that digging up stumps in the hot sun, while nearly nekkid, and using only hand tools, was more interesting than reading the internet.

Then the stumps got harder. Even wedges and sledgehammer won't break these stumps whose roots go down to China. Roots that aren't dead yet.

So, here I am, again. Cursing those stubborn stumps and wishing they would just die already. The trees were cut down years ago.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (roQNm)

343 Wie sagst Man 'REMOVE KEBAB' auf Deutsch?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 12, 2018 02:53 PM (fA1SL)


BLITZKREIG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Erwin Rommel at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (8D42x)

344 too many people in the west bought the whole 'ohmygod population explosion the planet is doomed' stuff.
another good way to wreck a country over the long term is to encourage a decline in the working age population while the old age benefits population is growing.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (KxbBq)

345 not a guy, but I still have to wonder (from a purely primal or instinctual level) what the hell is wrong with German men that they aren't grabbing torches and marching toward these encampments, Frankenstein-style.
--------------------------
Surveillance Cameras everywhere have really retarded peasant uprisings.
Posted by: Gumby

Wear a burka
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM (MS0+a)

Germany lost a lot of men In WWII . East Germany lost more in Stalinist terror.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (7GNTg)

346 Why waste a bullet when you have a perfectly good wood chipper?

Being a good neighbor?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (Bdeb0)

347 Not everyone. I don't have kids and no one is more against child pron/ sex trafficking than I am.

But then again... conservative and Catholic, maybe that's the outlier here.
Posted by: shibumi at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (0s3bJ)

I agree. You don't have to have kids to realize that kiddie pron and sex trafficking are morally wrong.
And there are no sickos who happen to have kids of their own?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (y8Foj)

348 "If you don't have kids, you don't have problems with child porn/sex trafficking."


I have a kid.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

349 >>they are the ones who are indignant, as if their feral spawn getting culled was somehow an intolerable injustice.

Some guilt/shame dynamic going on here. The people involved feel no guilt, and feel that their in-group has the right to ascendance, so attempt to shame first over any conflict. Because the group shame can be assigned by who blames whom first and who has the power to cast the blame. Thus is their group innocence (lack of shame! not lack of guilt!) preserved, and their superiority over you (your group) assured.

Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (HtLSE)

350 300---Raising them costs a fortune. Unless you don't mind them staying illiterate and dirt poor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:33 PM (5RITs)
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Can't send them to $30,000/yr colleges and buy them new cars and smart phones?

Yeah, if you have 4 kids instead of 1, you won't have as nice a house, new cars, fancy vacations, etc. But in most cases it won't make you or them "dirt poor," much less "illiterate."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (0jtPF)

351 You really think you can train 98 lb skinny jeans wearing, tide pod eating David Hoggs to fight Achmed?
Posted by: rickb223

He losses to a wet paper bag

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (Bdeb0)

352 Raising them costs a fortune. Unless you don't mind them staying illiterate and dirt poor.

Its always been expensive to raise kids, either in time or the cash that represents your time. That hasn't changed, what has changed is the willingness of people to sacrifice and put up with the work, time, and lack of self indulgence that it takes to raise kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)

353 I just discovered that digging up stumps in the hot sun, "

Gasoline. And a match.

What stumps?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (7LY+6)

354 Have you ever seen the You Tube Video of Merkel dancing in a bikini? If not, you really don't want to.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:40 PM (2LelM)

======
Thanks a lot. Just when I thought I might keep lunch down today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (pw+jk)

355 OT and probably already discussed but add Turbo Tax to your list of businesses to drop. Their credit processing unit is refusing to process purchases of guns.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (c6UIl)

356 too many people in the west bought the whole 'ohmygod population explosion the planet is doomed' stuff.
another good way to wreck a country over the long term is to encourage a decline in the working age population while the old age benefits population is growing.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (KxbBq)

Yes.
Do you remember that old '70's chestnut? "How can you bring kids into this evil world??"

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (y8Foj)

357 >>Western style nations don't produce a lot of kids for some reason --


Because kids are just little people. And people suck.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (ReI7m)

358 I suppose I get your larger point... but that's kinda f*cked up dude. I don't have kids, and probably never will. Doesn't mean I'm down with that stuff just because i've got no skin in the game.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I don't have kids either. And I'll feed a person alive to hogs that touches my step-grandson.

But those that don't have skin in the game AND do participate?

Where's their internal filter?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:45 PM (5RITs)

359 342 Headline of the day:

'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM



Tomorrow on The View: Common Sense Avocado Control and How We Achieve It!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:45 PM (0tfLf)

360 I don't know why western countries are so afraid to insist immigrants must agree to live by western values.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 12, 2018 03:45 PM (7GNTg)

361 "If you don't have kids, you don't have problems with child porn/sex trafficking."





I have a kid.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 12, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)

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Oh really, do you?

Posted by: Web Hubbell at June 12, 2018 03:45 PM (pw+jk)

362 "Surprised that there is even a semi-competent police force in northern Iraq."

Kurdistan.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 12, 2018 03:45 PM (zOVEt)

363 what has changed is the willingness of people to sacrifice and put up with the work, time, and lack of self indulgence that it takes to raise kids."

Exactly so.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (7LY+6)

364 The proper way to employ a wood chipper for human disposal is to freeze the corpse, sever it into wood chipper digestible bites and feed the morsels slowly into said chipper. It really is a lot of work. Why not just go all Cultural Mao and toss the corpses into the river?

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

365 FAHRFEGNUGEN KEBAB.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (KnK6d)

366 You really think you can train 98 lb skinny jeans wearing, tide pod eating David Hoggs to fight Achmed?
Posted by: rickb223

He losses to a wet paper bag
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:44 PM (Bdeb0)

Hogg might be too far gone, but yeah, most of them can be killed to fight Achmed. Acmed's tend to drop their weapons and run when you fight them back.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (y8Foj)

367 Headline of the day:

'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)
.............

Go-o-o-o-o MRSA !

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)

368 357 I just discovered that digging up stumps in the hot sun, "

Gasoline. And a match.

What stumps?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Half stick dynamite. Less carbon foot print.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (Bdeb0)

369 English women not having children because of global warming

-

I also saw where beautiful light skinned blonde and redheaded women are beginning to realize that tens of thousands of years of evolution causing their beautiful - and extremely physically desirable - blonde and red hair is wiped out in a single generation via the push towards multiculturalism we see on TV and via politicians in their gated communities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (VgKNm)

370 toss the corpses into the river?
Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

Where do I even begin...

Posted by: the EPA at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

371 Hogg might be too far gone, but yeah, most of them can be killed to fight Achmed. Acmed's tend to drop their weapons and run when you fight them back.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:46 PM (y8Foj)

I meant "trained" to fight and kill Achmed.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (y8Foj)

372 Strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Posted by: Sporkatus


Oh, there's ways to break that, but they come at a high cost to one's soul. And I'm pretty sure nobody has the will for it in these parts anyway, which is probably a very good thing in the end.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (AM1GF)

373 I don't think people suck. I think some do. I am really glad I am parent-despite the stresses and trial. I should have started earlier and had more.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (0/+vJ)

374 Not everyone. I don't have kids and no one is more against child pron/ sex trafficking than I am.

Yeah I don't think its universal but I do think that in some small way it might be slightly easier to accept that kind of horror if you have no kids around you. Its more abstract and theoretical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (39g3+)

375 >>The proper way to employ a wood chipper for human disposal is to freeze the corpse, sever it into wood chipper digestible bites and feed the morsels slowly into said chipper. It really is a lot of work.


You have to remove the jewlery, too. That guy in CT forgot and they caught him.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (ReI7m)

376 Speaking of wood chippers, there is a scene in Kingsman: The Golden Circle that is gruesome. Made me queasy. Then, at the end, 'they' impeach the US President, who looks like Trump, because the character wanted drug users and dealers to die of a horrible disease they got from the drugs they were using.

Paid money for that movie, and I'm pissed about it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (roQNm)

377 You really think you can train 98 lb skinny jeans wearing, tide pod eating David Hoggs to fight Achmed?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (5RITs)

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Yes. Though there is some risk that they may die during the training program.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (5NMZN)

378 377- Meant "trials" He hasn't actually had a trial yet. I hope he never will.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:48 PM (0/+vJ)

379 I just discovered that digging up stumps in the hot sun,

-

Find the $100 or so demolition hammer (electric jackhammer) on Amazon and order the 4" blade along with it.

One of the best purchases I've ever made.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 12, 2018 03:48 PM (VgKNm)

380 BLITZKREIG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Erwin Rommel at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (8D42x)

BOP!!!!!!

Posted by: The Ramones at June 12, 2018 03:48 PM (y8Foj)

381 One more reason for low birth rates is pessimism about the future. Another is doubt that you have anything to offer the future in your values or your genes.
Mandatory gayness doesn't help.

Posted by: Northernlurker lighter less filing at June 12, 2018 03:48 PM (7GNTg)

382 342 Headline of the day:

'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)

I guess you just can't turn your back on those little green bastards.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

383 Posted by: Anon a mouse

Obviously you have never tried to set fire to a tree stump that is still in the ground. The fuckers won't burn! The last one I got out was like a sponge, it had so much water in it.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (roQNm)

384 >>Because kids are just little people. And people suck.

This is really, really astute. The Malthusian Doom!!! position coupled with radical environmentalism leaves lefties with the CERTAINTY that there is no future. Best case, the horrible end can be put off... and this is "People"'s fault.

To worsen the crisis by adding to People (and therefore, total evil), and to compete with yourself as you shamble toward the grave... well, that'd be crazy.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (HtLSE)

385 Sure are a lot of wood chipper experts around here.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

386 I should have started earlier and had more.
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This!

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (2LelM)

387 How did America and Russia avoid having a population of pussies because of Wars?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (c6UIl)

388 Yeah I don't think its universal but I do think that in some small way it might be slightly easier to accept that kind of horror if you have no kids around you. Its more abstract and theoretical.

This is the same sort of sloppy generalization as when people claim things about "all lesbians" and end up on the wrong end of ATC.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (ZGrMX)

389 I just discovered that digging up stumps in the hot sun.
--------------------------------------------------------------

Diggin' up stumps in the hot sun
I fought the lawn
And the lawn won
I fought the lawn
And the lawn won....

Posted by: The Clash at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (y8Foj)

390 Posted by: Old Man With Onion on His Belt at June 12, 2018 03:48 PM (VvjLK)

Did you change your handle from "Orange Grandpa cuck?"

Lame.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (0/+vJ)

391 Half stick dynamite. Less carbon foot print."

Yeah, but then have to pay for that hole in the nearby roof...

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (7LY+6)

392 387 342 Headline of the day:

'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)

I guess you just can't turn your back on those little green bastards.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

Not to mention the incident with the Cheez-Whiz....

Posted by: John Astin on Night Court at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM (AURKQ)

393 390 Sure are a lot of wood chipper experts around here.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM

**********

well, you would know.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (0tfLf)

394 'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)

Always knew she you couldn't trust her with sharp objects

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (Bdeb0)

395 Do NOT make child!!!

We will sue you and make sure you never work again because we can't make children.

Posted by: Gaystapo at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (pw+jk)

396 >>The proper way to employ a wood chipper for human disposal is to freeze the corpse, sever it into wood chipper digestible bites and feed the morsels slowly into said chipper. It really is a lot of work.


Which is why the proper way to dispose of a body is 30 feet of chain, anchor and 3 miles offshore.

Crabs are quite efficient.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

397 For years we've been hearing about Germans questioning their government's immigration policies, yet they keep electing the same fuckers who are betraying them for the greater progressive good.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (ppaKI)

398 I've never met all the lesbians, though.

I've never been to Greece.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (4ErVI)

399 Yes. Though there is some risk that they may die during the training program.


Posted by: Undocumented at June 12, 2018 03:47 PM (5NMZN)


Aw shucks. NEXT !

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (HgMAr)

400 BLITZKREIG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Erwin Rommel
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Neckgestrechen!

Posted by: German citizen at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (++ggZ)

401 ICE just arrested 91 foreign nationals in a sweep recently in the NJ area. They included gang members, murderers, rapists, etc. and about 70 had prior felony convictions.

More please, and even better it would offend Ms. Pelosi.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (oiNtH)

402 Then, at the end, 'they' impeach the US President, who looks like Trump, because the character wanted drug users and dealers to die of a horrible disease they got from the drugs they were using.

Well I mean Obama's head blew up in the previous one, I guess that's fair enough.

Mostly low birthrates are about people with lots of other things to do every day than get nekkid with the wife, and a general sense of selfishness and self-focus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

403 383 I just discovered that digging up stumps in the hot sun,
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Spring for a root grinder at your local rental shop. Just remember not to put your hand on the hot muffler. It hurts.

Posted by: Gumby at June 12, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

404 The proper way to employ a wood chipper for human disposal is to freeze the corpse, sever it into wood chipper digestible bites and feed the morsels slowly into said chipper. It really is a lot of work

Also, do not dispose of the chainsaw near the body-chips if you have sent in the warranty card for the chainsaw.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 12, 2018 03:52 PM (5Ezu/)

405 Sure are a lot of wood chipper experts around here.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

Too bad you missed the lessons of steel.

Posted by: auscolpyr at June 12, 2018 03:53 PM (suO/a)

406 396 Half stick dynamite. Less carbon foot print."

Yeah, but then have to pay for that hole in the nearby roof...

Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Yea but the boner would be worth it

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2018 03:53 PM (Bdeb0)

407 Crabs are quite efficient.

"Wait til you see what a herd of pigs can do"
--Bricktop

This is the same sort of sloppy generalization

...did you not even read what I typed, with all the qualifiers and careful wording???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)

408
Surveillance Cameras everywhere have really retarded peasant uprisings.
Posted by: Gumby

Wear a burka
Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 03:35 PM


I thought Europe was full of Guy Fawkes masks?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 03:53 PM (IqV8l)

409 387
342 Headline of the day:



'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2018 03:41 PM (ZGrMX)



I guess you just can't turn your back on those little green bastards.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 12, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)


Imma stone cold bitch!

Kumquats got nuthin on me!

Posted by: Avacado at June 12, 2018 03:53 PM (ymnmz)

410 Obviously you have never tried to set fire to a tree stump that is still in the ground"

Yep. Extra long drill bit, several dozen holes, and patience. Then fill said holes with gas/ petroleum jelly mix.

Bring hot dogs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:54 PM (7LY+6)

411 Which is why the proper way to dispose of a body is 30 feet of chain, anchor and 3 miles offshore.



Crabs are quite efficient.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2018 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

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That reminds me of a scene in the Russian movie "The Admiral" (about Admiral Kolchak) and the disposal of czarist naval officers. The chain, not the crabs.

Posted by: RioBravo at June 12, 2018 03:54 PM (5NMZN)

412 Really, why read the comments you respond to, after all that just takes time and gets in the way of outrage porn.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

413 Breaking News: Police are now saying that the knife that allegedly was used by the avocado to cut Ms Bahar was actually a shiv made from the leaf spring of a 79 Chevy Luv Pick up.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:55 PM (0tfLf)

414 To quote the great Norm MacDonald again, "Why are they still a country?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:31 PM (AURKQ)

good bit.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 03:55 PM (n13/j)

415 If the main reason for not having kids were economic, the rich would have more kids than the middle class. They do not.

(I'm leaving the FSA out of the equation here. I concede that there are economic incentives for the welfare class to breed.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2018 03:55 PM (0jtPF)

416 Common sense avocado control!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

417 I'm tired of hearing what a small percentage of refugees / illegal aliens / dreamers are dangerous.

"But, but, the fangs and the venom are only a small percentage of the rattlesnake.

Why are you so concerned about letting it in?"

Because the fangs and the venom are inherent to the snake, that's why.

Posted by: Parker at June 12, 2018 03:55 PM (MFwf8)

418 I wish the families at my tennis club had decided to have less kids. It's like every family is the Brady Bunch.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 12, 2018 03:55 PM (c6UIl)

419 'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident

It's time for common-sense avocado control.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (xjiRE)

420 At least 12" auger bit and Anon a mouse mix above works good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (KnK6d)

421 As for the Germans... I didn't see any Bundeswehr soldiers when I was there, and can't speak to that. But I saw many policemen in different cities.

Being from America, it was absolutely surreal to see a policeman and have absolutely no fear of him whatsoever. Our cops make them look absolutely pathetic... like looking at kids playing dress-up.

I suspect it's similar in their armed forces.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (AzW6q)

422 Dino Outrage Pr0n?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (RvWR/)

423 Spring for a root grinder at your local rental shop.

--

I have the time, need the exercise, and the distraction, and already have the hand tools. And I can be stubborn that way. Inherited the stubborn gene from my father's line of stubborn men.

It's the money that I don't want to waste on something so immaterial in the long run. Nobody cares about stumps in the weed patch except the guy that has to mow around them.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (roQNm)

424 I don't quite understand how you could have a bad accident cutting an avocado. Was the avocado not ripe enough?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (0/+vJ)

425 Half stick dynamite. Less carbon foot print."

Yeah, but then have to pay for that hole in the nearby roof...

Heh
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Yea but the boner would be worth it
Posted by: wrg500



Tannerite is legal. No paperwork required.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (5RITs)

426 I've never been to Greece."

How about Spain?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:57 PM (7LY+6)

427 Well the Iraqi child rapist/murderer at age 20 no gets to stay in Germany for at least as long as his incarceration....I'd say his plan is working perfectly.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2018 03:57 PM (Y274z)

428 Bring hot dogs.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 03:54 PM (7LY+6)
...........

and your condiments of choice. Here we go!

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 03:57 PM (HgMAr)

429 425 At least 12" auger bit and Anon a mouse mix above works good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (KnK6d)

Yes, but i'm imagining the look on the clerk at Home Depot when I check out with a 12" auger bit, a jerry can, and an industrial size tub of lube...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 03:57 PM (AURKQ)

430 too many people in the west bought the whole 'ohmygod population explosion the planet is doomed' stuff.
imo, that came after Post Christian Europe. When people chose themselves as god, then they fell for the mother earth stuff.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 03:57 PM (n13/j)

431 425
At least 12" auger bit and Anon a mouse mix above works good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (KnK6d)


You light that stump with a match or a viking funeral bow and arrow?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

432 Tannerite is legal. No paperwork required.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM



On Oprah: And YOU get a piece of stump, and YOU get a piece of stump...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (0tfLf)

433 Stump burning ain't no fun if it ain't still smoking three days later.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)

434 Tannerite is legal. No paperwork required.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (5RITs)
************
*scribbles furiously*

Posted by: Senator Fiendsteen at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (Y274z)

435 >>I don't quite understand how you could have a bad accident cutting an avocado. Was the avocado not ripe enough?


Because people like to try and chop the pit and romove it with the blade.

It's a stupid move and usually ends up in stitches if you aren't the type of person that hes prepped thousands of the things.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (ReI7m)

436 So Joy Behar was hospitalized for an accident cutting an avocado-as opposed to going to the hospital getting stitches and leaving?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (0/+vJ)

437 Nood.

Corgis.

Yo, new thread!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 12, 2018 03:59 PM (qC1Sy)

438 424
'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident



It's time for common-sense avocado control.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 03:56 PM (xjiRE)

I propose a 7 day waiting avocado waiting period.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 03:59 PM (8iiMU)

439 Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (ReI7m)

Really? I've never chopped the pit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:59 PM (0/+vJ)

440 This is the sort of thing that makes me nervous about my niece visiting Germany....which she is, right now.

Oh, and she's a messianic Jew.

They had better prosecute the whole damn family for conspiracy after the fact.

Posted by: lowtech redneck at June 12, 2018 03:59 PM (hfClf)

441 You guys are really overthinking this.

Kids are annoying as fuck.

Only thing more annoying are their parents.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 03:59 PM (ReI7m)

442 but i'm imagining the look on the clerk at Home Depot when I check out with a 12" auger bit, a jerry can, and an industrial size tub of lube..."

All dreamy eyed and gives you his number?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (7LY+6)

443 Stump burning ain't no fun if it ain't still smoking three days later.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)
............

A few old tires will help.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (HgMAr)

444 441
So Joy Behar was hospitalized for an accident cutting an avocado-as
opposed to going to the hospital getting stitches and leaving?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:58 PM (0/+vJ)

You typed "Joy Behar" and yet you still had this as a question?

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (37IEG)

445
'The View' co-host Joy Behar hospitalized after cutting hand in avocado accident

With that mouth you'd figure she could just swallow avocados whole.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (10vO4)

446 Carefully with the aim a flame.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (KnK6d)

447 Let us in or we will kill you. Let us in and we will kill you.
Both important conjunctions

Posted by: Lurker primus at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (yBgqh)

448 >>Really? I've never chopped the pit.


Not chopped like walnuts.

Chop into it to wedge the knife and then using the knife to remove the pit. They hold it in their palm and chop into their thumbs, instead.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 04:00 PM (ReI7m)

449
Yep. Extra long drill bit, several dozen holes, and patience. Then fill said holes with gas/ petroleum jelly mix.



--

That sounds doable. I've been hoarding styrofoam for the burning times and need to test out the mixture.

Just gotta wait until the forest fire danger is low. The State frowns upon those who set fire to the forest during high fire danger times.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 04:01 PM (roQNm)

450 You light that stump with a match or a viking funeral bow and arrow?"

*makes note *

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 12, 2018 04:01 PM (7LY+6)

451 Being from America, it was absolutely surreal to see a policeman and have absolutely no fear of him whatsoever. Our cops make them look absolutely pathetic... like looking at kids playing dress-up.

As near as I can tell the British cops carry no weapons and in those day glo vests just look like the guys directing traffic around road work. About as intimidating as a pile of leaves.

Because people like to try and chop the pit and romove it with the blade.

It works well if you know what you are doing and hold it right. If not, well you probably shouldn't be handling knives to begin with.

But I mean... how badly did she hack herself to make her miss work????

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2018 04:01 PM (39g3+)

452 NERD NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2018 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

453 While not having flames takes the fun out - smoulder burning is your aim.

Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 12, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)

454 >> You light that stump with a match or a viking funeral bow and arrow?"


Cigarette. Just get really close to the stump and take a long, slow drag to get that cherry nice and red.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 04:03 PM (ReI7m)

455 >>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 03:50 PM

It's somebody, presumably Banana Splits Guy, trying to shatter our delusions about Trump. They believe that it's only due to our hero-worship or adulation of Trump that we fail to see the reality in which Trump is a terrible disgrace who's ruining everything.

If we can just stop believing in Trump, then Trump will fail, and we only believe Trump is doing anything right because we're in a cult of personality... so he has to convince us that Trump isn't perfect.

I'm sure you can see exactly how moronic this approach is to people who've selected Trump as a *champion* rather than a messiah. But the thing is, he doesn't understand that, because leftism is inherently messianic around its figures because the ideology is. Who is somebody who leads us to progressive utopia if not a messiah?

That we are very few actually *messianic* in our views toward Trump simply doesn't register, so he will continue bleating TRUMP BAD! TRUMP CUCK! without realizing how foolish it makes him look.

Posted by: Sporkatus at June 12, 2018 04:03 PM (HtLSE)

456
I have a kid.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon
______________

No you don't...

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2018 04:03 PM (mPeei)

457 When you got tons of money you just rent them...like me.

Posted by: Bob De Niro at June 12, 2018 04:03 PM (Y274z)

458 You really think you can train 98 lb skinny jeans wearing, tide pod eating David Hoggs to fight Achmed?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 03:42 PM (5RITs)

-----------------------------------------------
Yes. Though there is some risk that they may die during the training program.
Posted by: Undocumented

Hello, Mr. Stark

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 04:03 PM (MS0+a)

459 One last point here. I do believe a certain level of immigration is healthy. Yes we can argue about incompatible cultures etc, but there is nothing inherently wrong with immigration. I know a a lot of immigrants that are hard working, I have seen them.

Another factor is having a vibrant, proud society that brings new people in. The Euros in particular have had a disdain for patriotism that has made it much harder to bring ANYONE into the fold, to be part of something bigger than themselves. If you have unfettered immigration into a nation with no pride, no unifying culture at all, you are really looking for trouble.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 04:04 PM (n13/j)

460 Bet the family wishes their daughter had a pistol with her when attacked.

But it's too late now.

Don't let the left disarm you for any reason even if it seems reasonable.

They always have a next step in line with whatever they manage to get and as soon as they win they start on the next step.

One day we'll be at the edge of actual confrontation. Sooner than anyone thinks.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 12, 2018 04:04 PM (VqY5W)

461 FARFROMPUKEN?

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 12, 2018 04:06 PM (y3aQB)

462 I don't quite understand how you could have a bad accident cutting an avocado. Was the avocado not ripe enough?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Actually a common accident seen in ERs.

Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2018 04:16 PM (oiNtH)

463 Actually a common accident seen in ERs.
Posted by: Cheri at June 12, 2018 04:16 PM (oiNtH)

Really? Perhaps they shouldn't have been trying to slice the pit. I have had kitchen accidents, but have cut hundreds of avocados and never had that problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 04:29 PM (0/+vJ)

464 ?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2018 04:49 PM (Vnlws)

465 "few are dangerous"


Jesus titty fucking Christ

Posted by: nip at June 12, 2018 05:05 PM (ECLaL)

466 I paid for this microphone.

Posted by: Trumpster Reagan at June 12, 2018 05:06 PM (RzV3U)

467 The problem is clearly the non muslims in Germany.

Posted by: Wildcat72 at June 12, 2018 06:46 PM (yiAMj)

468 My, my, Germans sure are having a problem marching the East German socialist Merkle march.
As Hitler said; How wonderful for governments that people do not think. (an earlier stage of the Germans socialism Utopian march) Seig Heil useful fools, stooges intellectual idjits ! More house cleaning must be done pf Satans all too willing stooges.

Posted by: ron n. at June 12, 2018 07:15 PM (MBrFx)

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