The Morning Rant

"So with Trump meeting with Whoa! Fat in Singapore, I'm being buried in an avalanche of whataboutism. That is, Trump haters on both sides of the aisle are squealing about how conservatives would be flipping out if Obama sat down with Kim. But this is one of those "all things being equal" false equivalencies. Because things are definitely not equal here. Trump has lots of experience negotiating deals; in fact, he actually wrote a book on the subject. Obama, on the other hand, was a feckless incompetent. Obama's idea of a deal was to suck up to the Iranian mullahs and give them truckloads of cash with which they could use to ramp up their military capacity and nuclear research. Also don't forget the Bowe Bergdahl fiasco where we gave up five big-league terrorists for one traitorous scumbag. In what universe is that a good deal? Trump, however, is negotiating from a position of strength: he's giving Li'l Kim reasonable alternatives after threatening to blow him up. There's an iron first in that velvet glove. The only contents of Obama's glove was a limp wrist and a sweaty palm."

So Abe Says To Merkel:

What Stage Is The MSM At Now?

The Real Reason Hillary Lost:

talking ape 03.jpg
"Hmmm... No wonder Hillary had to be
tossed into the back of that van like a sack
of potting soil. She was probably tanked."

Because the World Does Not Have Enough Busty Female Clowns:

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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Job related prayers:
VoterMom needs a full time job she that can help support her family.
Prayers for support for family and friends after deaths of loved ones:
5/18- Chicago Lurker-Friend Helene has died after a long battle with an autoimmune disease. Prayers for strength and peace for family and friends.
5/18- Prayers for comfort and strength for family and friends of ibguy's baby sister Joyce, after her death.
5/21 Jeff Bedard, a moron poster died on May 19th. Poster "red" asked "prayers for the repose of his soul, for his family, and the larger family of internet friends of his, Morons & 'ettes, and people at all the other places he posted over the years.
Healing and financial related prayer requests:
5/1-Sullas's dad will have cancer treatment. Needs healing.
5/6-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children.
5/8-Prayers for Backwards Boy and Backwards Gal, for all their physical and other needs
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5/8-Thing from Snowy Mountain, in need of healing for heart issues, weight concerns and high blood pressure. Also, needs a new and less stressful job.
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5/15-Hobbitopoly, prayers for pop who needs healing after eye surgery.
5/17-Prayers for healing for Jakey, a 12 year old friend of a poster, Irra., Jakey has seizures and CP and is in a wheelchair and was in hospital.
5/19-Friend of "Mrs Leggy" named Diane- prayers for healing and in dealing with chemo, radiation, and upcoming double mastectomy and hysterectomy
5/19-Theresa, Daughter, of Bonkauth needs healing. Would like to keep job as Nurse Practitioner at Womens' prison if possible and not go on disability
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5/30-ArnieFufkin-a lurker and occasional poster-likes to post on GAINZZ threads sometimes- asks for prayer for his friend and best man at his wedding who got quite ill while visiting Tasmania in February, Had acute pancreatitis, kidney failure and organ damage. Sill in hospital that has no internet access and so far away, Very weak. Needs healing
6/5-Muad'dib asked for prayers for healing for Syd, teen boy, who was in a serious ATV accident and is in the hospital. Prayers for strength and comfort for his mom Kathi.
6/5-Hrothgar asked for prayers for his daughter-in-law, grandson, and granddaughter who are still dealing with the unexpected death of his son in October. Prayers for healing and strength and comfort. Let's pray for dear Hrothgar too!
6/6 Mr. Feverhead-Needs healing from colon cancer an strength to face chemo. Prayers for he and he wife to complete divorce in ways that are best for children. Also prayer asked for friends Diane and Scott who recently experienced the unexpected deaths of their mothers.
6/6-Adobe Juan Kenobe-Mass in cheek, Has biopsy June 27th, Doctor didn't think it's cancerous, but " Adobe Juan" doesn't like knives.
6/6-Vic's wife is having surgery 6/14-Thursday. Coughing has affected breathing and damaged vocal cords. She is having a total laryngectomy and will be hospital 14 days.
6/8 Teresa-wife of friend of ibguy, Having double mastectomy June 12th
6/8-red1c4, Had tenderness and pain and swelling in breast. Not cancer, but "gynecomastia. Needs healing. Would like to thank God that condition is benign and also thank God for special care and concern of Candace-a mammogram technician who was there by the providence of God to give him needed assistance and care .
6/8 Northernlurker- Niece's son Josh has behavioral issues. Then got a concussion and has been uncommunicative and staying in room, Prayers for healing in all ways. His parents need to be on the "same page" in dealing with him. NL also asked for prayers for a dear friend Pat whose wife died unexpectedly.
6/8-ibguy, Prayers for healing for Jenna, 34 daughter of a friend who was recently diagnosed with advanced Multiple Sclerosis
6/11-From "Flounder" Prayers for healing for dear Mother In Law-in ICU

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:23 AM

Comments

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1 first

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (Z5y53)

2 *hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (FsRTQ)

3 present

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (ct0K5)

4 AT THIS POINT WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!!!

Huma! Moar gin!!!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at June 13, 2018 11:14 AM (FsRTQ)

5 There's an iron first in that velvet glove"

Kinky!

Oh, and "top ten"!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (7LY+6)

6 {Witty comment here}

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (vDqXW)

7 Here

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (EyPfd)

8 I made this thread my BITCH!

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (Z5y53)

9 On a positive note, this particular Florida man was dressed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (7ZVPa)

10 Florida man is international now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (hLRSq)

11 Best Meme EVAH!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)

12 BTW, Birthday as well! YAYYYYYY!!!!

Think I'll go buy another "Texas" baseball cap of some sort...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (7LY+6)

13 It was nice that the Florida man who robbed the bank dressed as a clown put enough thought into his costume to include fake breasts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:16 AM (FsRTQ)

14 Is that a left-handed gorilla?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:16 AM (fuK7c)

15 {Witty comment here}
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (vDqXW)

EARLY THREADWINNER!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:16 AM (FsRTQ)

16 I think the left is in consternation that Trump does not use their method of political motivation, the bribe.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2018 11:16 AM (7ZVPa)

17 So Abe Says To Merkel:

No offense, but who's going to stop the Chinese from destroying us? You? You guys can't even protect a 14 year old girl. MAGA!

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (wW03z)

18
It's "side of beef"! C'mon, stop muddying the metaphorical waters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

19 Buy me a drink, sailor?

*hic* *shart* *cackle* *googly-eyes*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (2Mnv1)

20 Abe knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (Y9uH4)

21 13 It was nice that the Florida man who robbed the bank dressed as a clown put enough thought into his costume to include fake breasts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:16 AM (FsRTQ)

Problem is, when you do this, you only get 77 cents for every dollar a male clown would rob.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (Z5y53)

22 {Witty comment here}

No wit?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (7LY+6)

23 So Florida Man.. Grayson?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (29TTH)

24 So there's a Pensive Gorilla now....... how thoughtful...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (jjaLl)

25 9 On a positive note, this particular Florida man was dressed.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

He must of read the Hoard's guide to Bank Robbery

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

26 Is that a left-handed gorilla?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Sadly, no. He is not of "the tribe".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (CJRaf)

27 Merkel. It'slike she exists solely to make Hillary seem pretty. Quite an accomplishment really.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (ct0K5)

28 [ Insert Meme Here ]

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (3yQ8+)

29 Good 5 stage setup, except it gets "Acceptance" all wrong.

"Acceptance" is "Oh my God, Trump really has been right all along, and I'm old, and my girlfriend only hangs out with me for the money, and she's banging some younger and better looking guy than me and they are both laughing at me behind my back, and my entire life has been a lie and always will be."

Now THAT'S acceptance.

Posted by: Anthony Bourdain's Ghost at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (k1TUh)

30 Willowed:

Nearly a third of voters don't know who Roberto Mueller is.

32%. don't. know.

{ends post to forgo babbling ever so softly}

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (vDqXW)

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Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

Hint: It's less than 32% of the population that CAN.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (VgKNm)

31 Willowed, in case Tom Servo is curious:

477 449 Kinda sad to see Shreveport at about #20 on the worst cities list, since I still get over there from time to time, and kinda like it. BUT I think what's happened in Shreveport is the story of a lot of these places on the list. The area is still growing and doing fairly well - but industry and jobs and the educated white population are all moving to suburbs and new areas which are north, south, and east of the city. Meanwhile the old city, Shreveport proper is decaying and currently is 57% black. And that number is rising.

For some inscrutable risen, as that number rises, the crime rate rises right along with it. and the income levels go down. It's a mystery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

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I'm in NW LA. A lot of people have moved across the river to Bossier City. Have you ever been to the Boardwalk in Bossier? Really nice outdoor mall. The 'burbs haven't reached my childhood stomping grounds yet (Stonewall) thankfully.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (kkXcm)

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (kkXcm)

32 "And no funny stuff. I've got a seltzer bottle!"

Posted by: Florida Man at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (FsRTQ)

33 It's "side of beef"! C'mon, stop muddying the metaphorical waters!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

GP thinks that "side of beef" has been way overused, so he thought of a new one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (htCxB)

34 Clowns are awful. They made a documentary about how awful they are, and it's great. Informative, thought-provoking, all that.

But the distributor changed the title, so it doesn't get the respect it would've gotten as The Truth Behind the Costume or whatever.

Anyway, go look for Killer Klowns From Outer Space. You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, possibly under the influence at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (84QUd)

35 Merkel = Frau Blucher (insert horse whinny here)

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (Y9uH4)

36 Jermaine > Germany

Posted by: Joe Jackson at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (3yQ8+)

37 Nothing wrong with drinking. Hillary just can't do it.

Just like she can't do anything right.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (+lOpA)

38 Good 5 stage setup, except it gets "Acceptance" all wrong.

"Acceptance" is "Oh my God, Trump really has been right all along, and I'm old, and my girlfriend only hangs out with me for the money, and she's banging some younger and better looking guy than me and they are both laughing at me behind my back, and my entire life has been a lie and always will be."

Now THAT'S acceptance.
Posted by: Anthony Bourdain's Ghost

Hopefully that's the set up to ...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (CJRaf)

39 Nearly a third of voters don't know who Roberto Mueller is.

Pffft. Most of the population thinks a proton means you're in favor of being fat.

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (wW03z)

40 40

Forty

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (+lOpA)

41 Florida Man would have gotten away clean but he couldn't run in the giant shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (FsRTQ)

42 Clowns are awful."

Jokers are to the right...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (7LY+6)

43

EM BBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRPPPP FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (mPeei)

44 To follow up on the ape's observations, think about all of the foreign relations schools, councils, think tanks, studies departments - all of that infrastructure and the people involved there putting out their papers, articles, and books, holding conferences, seminars, and study sessions. If Donald Trump succeeds with North Korea, moves them from cartoonishly belligerent lair of wanna-be super-villain to a very weird Asian country that is mildly annoyed at the US, then he will have accomplished more than all of that infrastructural deadweight could ever claim.

You are darned right that establishment is right to be terrified of him, just like political party establishment is terrified of him. Business As Usual would be overturned and a scary world they cannot predict would come into being - with perhaps no jobs for those people from the old order.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (hLRSq)

45 >> I'm old, and my girlfriend only hangs out with me for the money, and she's banging some younger and better looking guy than me and they are both laughing at me behind my back, and my entire life has been a lie and always will be.

Donald? David Dennison?

Posted by: Mike Barron at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (JpR/L)

46 Merkel has huge tracts of land.

There is a picture of her in an evening gown. You can't not look.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (Z5y53)

47 40 40

Forty

That is the most redundant post in AoSHQ history.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

48 I'm in NW LA. A lot of people have moved across the river to Bossier City. Have you ever been to the Boardwalk in Bossier?

Love the Bass Pro Shops & Margaritaville Casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (CJRaf)

49 24 So there's a Pensive Gorilla now....... how thoughtful...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (jjaLl)

Naw, that's just GP pensively pondering...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (htCxB)

50 There is a picture of her in an evening gown. You can't not look."

Yeah, I can.

Not look, that is.

I'm heroic that way.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (7LY+6)

51 Mark Sanford can now go back to "hiking the Appalachian Trail" again.

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (ptqGC)

52 >>Trump, however, is negotiating from a position of strength: he's giving Li'l Kim reasonable alternatives after threatening to blow him up. There's an iron first in that velvet glove. The only contents of Obama's glove was a limp wrist and a sweaty palm.

Well said, OM!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI)

53 Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

I read Graham Chapman's autobiography a long time ago. he was an ENORMOUS alcoholic. His daily drinking regimen was phenomenal.

Basically he had to drink about three GT's just to get steady enough to get out of bed. And then ramped up from there to get to operational for the show, like a liter of gin before noon, and then blotto.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (ymnmz)

54 s/o willowed

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (bUjCl)

55 Hey Jackal, yes I have been to the Boardwalk - fun place.

Posted by: T at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (k1TUh)

56 So is Trump going open his own Trump School of Government after he leaves office or does that only happen if he's assassinated?

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (2LelM)

57 Bass Pro Shops & Margaritaville Casino"

So I can buy overpriced gear and gamble at the same time?

Sweeeet!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (7LY+6)

58 Florida Man robbing a bank in Canada while dressed as a busty clown is like the black hole crashing into a neutron star which is slamming into a galactic core of weird news. If that makes any sense.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

59 Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (CJRaf)

60 How is it "Florida Man" in Winnipeg?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (WDCYi)

61 Trump is a salesman. Singapore was all about sales tactics, or if you prefer PUA tactics (mostly the same thing). A good salesman knows that sometimes what you're selling isn't the product on the shelf or in the lot. Trump is trying to sell Kim the idea of being a respected figure on the global stage. Hence all the talk about how wonderful and historic the meeting was after all the back and forth and insults. He keeps Kim off balance and seeking approval, and gives just enough to keep the latter coming back. Kim has to want Trump's respect enough that he's willing to make reforms and give up his nuke program.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (Tnhbr)

62
Basically he had to drink about three GT's just to get steady enough to get out of bed. And then ramped up from there to get to operational for the show, like a liter of gin before noon, and then blotto.
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I had a history professor like that. It was always amusing attending his 0900 class. Man could drink.

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (2LelM)

63
How is it "Florida Man" in Winnipeg?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (WDCYi)

Snowbird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (ptqGC)

64 the black hole crashing into a neutron star which is slamming into a galactic core "

Guardians of the Galaxy part 3?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)

65 41 Florida Man would have gotten away clean but he couldn't run in the giant shoes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (FsRTQ)

And those meddling kids.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (+lOpA)

66 Love the Bass Pro Shops & Margaritaville Casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (CJRaf)

I was just in LA. Two things grabbed my attention ...

Cheap Ass Casinos right by the Gas Stations
Drive Through Mixed Drink Shacks

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)

67 How is it "Florida Man" in Winnipeg?"

Winnebago.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (7LY+6)

68 How does a bank dress up as a clown?

Posted by: sestamibi at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (T5RpN)

69 So glad to see Mark Sanford lose yesterday.

I hadn't really followed him, but what a NeverTrumper douchebag.

I hope Lindsey Graham and other Republicans see that example and take heed.

Posted by: Maritime at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (lKmt3)

70 so did the Florida man really drive all the way to Manitoba just to dress like Harley Quinn and rob a bank? or are idiots just being assumed Floridian until proven otherwise?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (hS8RQ)

71 Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

She's probably sitting on her shower stool chugging a Budweiser.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Tnhbr)

72 48 I'm in NW LA. A lot of people have moved across the river to Bossier City. Have you ever been to the Boardwalk in Bossier?

Love the Bass Pro Shops & Margaritaville Casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (CJRaf)

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Me too. Whereabouts?

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (kkXcm)

73 "Florida man robs bank dressed as clown"

How does one dress up a bank to look like a clown, and why would you want to?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (kUmUV)

74 >>>42 Clowns are awful."

Jokers are to the right...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (7LY+6)
________
Stick it in the middle with me!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (51lr/)

75 Anyway, go look for Killer Klowns From Outer Space. You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Lance McCormick

--

One of my favorites, I don't know how the Film Actors Guild overlooked that gem.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (7ZVPa)

76 I could have tried to do what Trump did after Trump had B1's flying over ther DMZ, but then I would have told Fatty Whitewalls not to, "Call my Bluff." and that would have been the end of it.

Posted by: Odama at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (pSotA)

77
If Donald Trump succeeds with North Korea, moves them from cartoonishly belligerent lair of wanna-be super-villain to a very weird Asian country that is mildly annoyed at the US, then he will have accomplished more than all of that infrastructural deadweight could ever claim.

I call your attention again to the scene in The Last Emperor in which the eunuch were being expelled from the Forbidden City and each one was carrying with him a small box in which his dessicated junk was housed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (pNxlR)

78 71
Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

She's probably sitting on her shower stool chugging a Budweiser.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Tnhbr)

Nice....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (ymnmz)

79 >>How is it "Florida Man" in Winnipeg?"

Well. We know he wasn't looking for the Stanley Cup...

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (3yQ8+)

80 26 Is that a left-handed gorilla?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Sadly, no. He is not of "the tribe".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM

Sooooo....the Horde gorilla isn't in his right mind then.

Fitting.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)

81 It's "side of beef"! C'mon, stop muddying the metaphorical waters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

GP thinks that "side of beef" has been way overused, so he thought of a new one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (htCxB)

Sides of beef are hung on racks....technical point.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (0+nbW)

82 I don't know how the Film Actors Guild overlooked that gem."

They're F.A.G.s...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (7LY+6)

83 Love the Bass Pro Shops & Margaritaville Casino.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (CJRaf)

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Me too. Whereabouts?
Posted by: Jackal

Dallas. LOL. Weekend trips.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (CJRaf)

84

Many thanks to OM and FS for the Prayer List. Hopefully, B'Gal will get to go home from the hospital today. She's doing much better, thanks in no small part to y'all's prayers.

And prayers up for everyone on the list and anyone else who needs them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (HaL55)

85 It's "side of beef"! C'mon, stop muddying the metaphorical waters!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

GP thinks that "side of beef" has been way overused, so he thought of a new one.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (htCxB)

Also, it's quite remarkable how many photos there are of Hillary sipping a cocktail or pounding down suds.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (htCxB)

86 Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

She's probably sitting on her shower stool chugging a Budweiser.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Tnhbr)

Ugh. Did not need that visual before lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

87 redo - Hey Jackal, yes I have been to the Boardwalk, nice spot! Wife grew up down near LSUS, which is on the far southern edge of the city. Was completely rural when she lived there, now the city has absorbed it.

Her family originally lived in the Highland area, a beautiful collection of homes from the 20's, but that neighborhood seems to be getting more and more hispanic each year. We used to drive through and look at the old home places, but don't any more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (k1TUh)

88 I'd sure like to see the video from Hillary's hotel room the nite of the loss. Drunk, screaming, throwing shit around; sure, that's every night but that one is special.

She could put that shit up on PPV and earn a legitimate mil or two, for the first time in her crooked life.

How crooked is Hillary? They'll have to bury her using a corkscrew.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (0ogQG)

89
{Witty comment here}

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (Evws/)

90 How does one dress up a bank to look like a clown, and why would you want to?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (kUmUV)

Hmm. I just had an inspiration. Now where can I get a huge red nose?

Posted by: Christo at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (FsRTQ)

91 Florida Man would have gotten away clean but he couldn't run in the giant shoes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (FsRTQ)

Plus, the boobs threw off his center of gravity.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (9BLnV)

92 >>>Sides of beef are hung on racks....technical point.
Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (0+nbW)
______
Theres someone Hung around here? Where?

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (51lr/)

93 How is it "Florida Man" in Winnipeg?"

Orange Blossom Special?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (CJRaf)

94 >>She's probably sitting in a pile of luke warm ~~on her shower~~ stool chugging a Budweiser.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (3yQ8+)

95 Ugh. Did not need that visual before lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

Fine.

Sitting on her shower stool sipping a vodka tonic.

Better?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Tnhbr)

96 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

------------------------------------------------------

I really think that there's a maximum size a town can be and still be livable. Big cities will have certain amenities that are nice (for a visit) but museums, theater, etc. aren't the day to day reality for most people.

Once your town grows beyond whatever that size is, those people with the ability to leave - will - but that's a slow motion process so it continues to grow and accumulate problems until it breaks completely and begins to die, ala Detroit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Vzqe+)

97 66 Love the Bass Pro Shops & Margaritaville Casino.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (CJRaf)

I was just in LA. Two things grabbed my attention ...

Cheap Ass Casinos right by the Gas Stations
Drive Through Mixed Drink Shacks
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (fiGNd)

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You wanna know how they get around open container laws? The straw hole. As long as it's not punched through, it's considered a closed container.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (kkXcm)

98 Substitute the booze in Hillary's hands with babies, and you will be much closer to the truth.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (IdRpH)

99
So glad to see Mark Sanford lose yesterday.

South Carolina's loss is the Appalachian Trail's gain!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (pNxlR)

100 71
Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

She's probably sitting on her shower stool chugging a Budweiser.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

IV bag of Ripple

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

101 I call your attention again to the scene in The Last Emperor

Good movie, great reference.

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (wW03z)

102 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (Tnhbr)

Think of the timeshare Trump just sold Kim.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (hLRSq)

103 Trump's book is still the number 1 selling business book. The guy just might know what he is talking about.

Also Trump "gave up" not spending billions a day in the constant military exercises that brought Kim to the table. Wait did I say "gave up" when I meant suspended given good behavior by Kim?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (pw+jk)

104 >>How is it "Florida Man" in Winnipeg?"

Well. We know he wasn't looking for the Stanley Cup...
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (3yQ8+)

Now that was just mean!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (htCxB)

105 Florida Man the Clown, "Freeze!"

Everyone looks and snickers.

Florida Man the Clown, "Don't you get it? Just the punchline."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (29TTH)

106 That our pension lock-box!

Posted by: zombie castrated imperial bureaucrat at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (Evws/)

107 Snowbird

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Whitney Houston?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

108 Going lefty. What does it lead to?

The Legend Of Shelvy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (ctuyM)

109 Re: Trump's approach vs. Obama's (and all others)

Someone here commented yesterday about how Obama saw *opportunities*, while Trump sees *possibilities*. Excellent insight.

Trump isn't there to lecture NK and then offer them money in exchange for behaving as told like some misbehaving child.

Trump, especially with that short film, is there telling Kim that if he makes the right choices, America will work with him to make NK part of the world again, to become a prosperous state, and Kim a historic leader in the process. That is HUGE. Sure, he's puffing Kim up - that's the point: he's showing him all the possibility right in front of him if only he abandons the status quo, frees his people, and - dare I say it - makes North Korea (or unified Korea) great again!
#MKGA #Winning

What a breath of fresh air!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

110 Ugh. Did not need that visual before lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

How about Lena Dunham eating cake with her hands while sitting on the shitter ?

Better ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (fiGNd)

111 18
It's "side of beef"! C'mon, stop muddying the metaphorical waters!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

I like sack of potatoes. Because the potatoes in the sack cause it to look lumpy and misshapen.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (lKs2v)

112
Ugh. Did not need that visual before lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

Fine.

Sitting on her shower stool sipping a vodka tonic.

Better?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Tnhbr)

*looks around for flamethrower*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (ptqGC)

113 How does one dress up a bank to look like a clown, and why would you want to?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont

--

It ought to fool about one third of potential bank robbers....

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (7ZVPa)

114 >>>As long as it's not punched through, it's considered a closed container.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (kkXcm)
__________
So I'm still technically a virgin?

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (51lr/)

115 I got a good, gut-busting laugh from that Abe/Merkel thing. I've been having some serious problems with my back, and that one actually hurt.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (UiRxW)

116 [Plastic-bags-filled-with-cottage-cheese ass here]

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (jjaLl)

117 Three branches of gov... Nina, Pinta, Santa Maria.

Posted by: ro-man at June 13, 2018 11:27 AM (RuIsu)

118 Florida Man sure gets around. I'm starting to think he has body doubles. Or maybe copycats.

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (MxEKc)

119 Maybe that Hillary montage is also the reason Hillary needs to remember What Happened.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (vDqXW)

120 89
{Witty comment here}

Posted by: Amy Schumer

FLAG! False premise. Your not fun

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (Bdeb0)

121 The Hill would never deign to drink our refreshing peasant beverages. Huma opens a bottle of bubbly on her back brace each morn the way new ships are christened.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (ct0K5)

122 https://cbsn.ws/2Mp7GcA
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Dancing FBI agent Chase Bishop charged with 2nd-degree assault, booked into jail over back flip gunfire - CBS News

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (y3aQB)

123
She's probably sitting on her shower and her stool chugging a Budweiser.

Admit it, you needed that image even less.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (pNxlR)

124 Think of the timeshare Trump just sold Kim.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

Timeshare? Rocketman just got the first Chick-fil-A franchise.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:28 AM (CJRaf)

125 I don't think some people will ever reach the acceptance stage for a Trump Presidency. I also haven't seen any evidence that Bourdain's suicide had anything to do with Trump's Presidency. Finally, with all due respect, while I believe God worked in sending us Trump instead of Hillary (for which I thank God everyday) I don't think he was sent to save us all and I know that you don't think that either, OM, as we both have the same conviction about who came to save us. :>

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (0/+vJ)

126 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (kqsXK)

127

Again, I'm please to be thanking the goodness that Florida Man is no one I know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (HaL55)

128 Glad your girlfriend is doing better BB.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (zRZaJ)

129 95 Sitting on her shower stool sipping a vodka tonic.

Better?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Tnhbr)

Probably sitting in her stool, sipping a vodka tonic.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (WDCYi)

130 "I wuz a contender and shoulda been champ. Those lousy referees! Huma, hurry up with that intravenous vodka drip. Chop, chop, you Persian slut. Heh heh, who luvs ya, baby (smoochy smooch)?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (9BLnV)

131 In other humorous news, A. B. Stoddard was on CNN this morning expressing serious concern about PDT deep-sixing Mark Sanford.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

132 71 Do you thik Hillary has to drink before noon, by 10:am, at breakfast, or immediately upon wakening?

She's probably sitting on her shower stool chugging a Budweiser.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Tnhbr)

So you're saying that she likely has taken that "My doctor told me I should install a bar in my shower" meme to heart.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (lKs2v)

133 Think of the timeshare Trump just sold Kim.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (hLRSq)

LOL, I had the same thought.

"Kim, thank you for coming. Before we get your golf passes and discuss denuclearization of the peninsula, I have a brief video and slide show I'd like to present. How many of you have heard of the town of Apalachicola..."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (Tnhbr)

134 Re: Angela Merkel cleavage.

There is a picture that purports to be her from the 70s, nekkid, in the company of other nekkid German girls.

I am offering this for strictly educational purposes. All warranties are null and void.

It is possible that it's her because it looks like her and it is an authentic 70s FKK (free body culture) picture. The eastern Krauts kept that up longer than the western ones did.

https://bit.ly/2LPAEkW

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

135 Glad your girlfriend is doing better BB.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (zRZaJ)

I had not heard that ... but am glad as well.

Vics wife goes in soon ? Thats awful. I read her post. Just awful.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (fiGNd)

136 Have I mentioned how CONCERNED I am about ALL THE THINGS

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (51lr/)

137 Ecce Homo floridensis!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (hS8RQ)

138 So glad to see Mark Sanford lose yesterday.

-
Now he can spend more time with his ~~family~~ Argentinean soulmate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

139 I wuz a contender and shoulda been champ. Those
lousy referees! Huma, hurry up with that intravenous vodka drip. Chop,
chop, you Persian slut. Heh heh, who luvs ya, baby (smoochy smooch)?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (9BLnV)

Hillary Savalas?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (jjaLl)

140 87 redo - Hey Jackal, yes I have been to the Boardwalk, nice spot! Wife grew up down near LSUS, which is on the far southern edge of the city. Was completely rural when she lived there, now the city has absorbed it.

Her family originally lived in the Highland area, a beautiful collection of homes from the 20's, but that neighborhood seems to be getting more and more hispanic each year. We used to drive through and look at the old home places, but don't any more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (k1TUh)

=============

Alot of that neighborhood is still nice. When I interviewed at LSUHSC-Shrevport last year we had dinner with the residents at one of those houses. REALLY nice. Was like something out of "The Great Gatsby"

----------------

Dallas. LOL. Weekend trips.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (CJRaf)

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Gotcha. I'm in Natchitoches Parish. I still have family in Bossier.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (kkXcm)

141
Dancing FBI agent Chase Bishop charged with 2nd-degree assault, booked into jail over back flip gunfire.

His cousin Haven Monahan could not be reached for comment.

"Where do you come up with these names?"
-- Features director Harry Zimm

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (pNxlR)

142 No, I wouldn't be happy with Obama sitting down with Kim. It's mainly because:

1. I don't trust him.
2. He was an incompetent sycophant who started with the premise that America was wrong in almost any situation.
3. Pallet loads of cash to the Iranians (when that money was already LEGALLY spoken for, decided by courts)

Lastly: I knew that Trump was going to take a NEW approach--and that's the ONLY value in it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (vDqXW)

143
I really think that there's a maximum size a town can be and still be livable. Big cities will have certain amenities that are nice (for a visit) but museums, theater, etc. aren't the day to day reality for most people.

Once your town grows beyond whatever that size is, those people with the ability to leave - will - but that's a slow motion process so it continues to grow and accumulate problems until it breaks completely and begins to die, ala Detroit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM

Seattle is a surprisingly small city, less than a million. And is what has to be one of the most bizarre city council meetings yesterday, they repealed the $275 annual head tax on employers.
There was screaming, gnashing of teeth, the whole works. And Gawd how they hated doing it. Vote was 7-2 and every councilmember voting for the repeal was pissed about it.
Assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

144 >>>134 Re: Angela Merkel cleavage.

There is a picture that purports to be her from the 70s, nekkid, in the company of other nekkid German girls.

I am offering this for strictly educational purposes. All warranties are null and void.

It is possible that it's her because it looks like her and it is an authentic 70s FKK (free body culture) picture. The eastern Krauts kept that up longer than the western ones did.

https://bit.ly/2LPAEkW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)
_________
So even with a taut young body - she still had #TrollFace

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 11:32 AM (51lr/)

145 Willowed from below-James Woods on his Twitter feed referred to the former President as "bowing bobblehead Obama". I laughed!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 11:32 AM (0/+vJ)

146 >>I wouldn't be happy with Obama sitting down with Kim.

It'd be more like a Lap Dance.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:32 AM (3yQ8+)

147 Of course, we all know that if PDT drank like Hillary, it's be the only thing the MSM talked about, 24/7.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:32 AM (htCxB)

148
She's probably sitting on her shower stool chugging a Budweiser.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Tnhbr)

=======

Oh that poor shower stool!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

149 It is possible that it's her because it looks like her and it is an authentic 70s FKK (free body culture) picture. The eastern Krauts kept that up longer than the western ones did.

https://bit.ly/2LPAEkW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

She looked like a dolt even back then, but i'd still hit it. And her two friends too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (FsRTQ)

150 Oh, seen on Twitter, seems that Stormy's GoFundMe money may be seized in Avenatti's bankruptcy case.

My sides hurt from laughing!

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (Z5y53)

151 It would be magnificent if Trump established a School for Future Presidents that was a requirement before assuming office.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (VgKNm)

152 143
I really think that there's a maximum size a town can be and still be livable. Big cities will have certain amenities that are nice (for a visit) but museums, theater, etc. aren't the day to day reality for most people.

Once your town grows beyond whatever that size is, those people with the ability to leave - will - but that's a slow motion process so it continues to grow and accumulate problems until it breaks completely and begins to die, ala Detroit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM

Seattle is a surprisingly small city, less than a million. And is what has to be one of the most bizarre city council meetings yesterday, they repealed the $275 annual head tax on employers.
There was screaming, gnashing of teeth, the whole works. And Gawd how they hated doing it. Vote was 7-2 and every councilmember voting for the repeal was pissed about it.
Assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

=================

So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (kkXcm)

153 Ugh. Did not need that visual before lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM

And here's the pitch ...

It's a soft floater ... straight down the middle ... belt-high ... chances are The Morons are gonna take this one downtown!

Posted by: zombie vin scully at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (ctuyM)

154 Those two probably spent the whole time watching the Gorilla Channel.

*seethes*

Posted by: Sen. Schemer at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (Y274z)

155 Florida Man will have many more opportunities to wear a dress when he gets to prison.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (bML9A)

156 >>Seattle is a surprisingly small city, less than a million. And is what has to be one of the most bizarre city council meetings yesterday

I listened to that on the Radio...

the reaction from the peanut gallery -
'Boo!...BOO!'
made me about piss myself, laughing.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (3yQ8+)

157
Oh, seen on Twitter, seems that Stormy's GoFundMe money may be seized in Avenatti's bankruptcy case.

My sides hurt from laughing!

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (Z5y53)

I've been avoiding the Stormy/Avenatti side show, but that makes me laff and laff!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

158 I hope James Woods has fuck you money.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (+lOpA)

159 In other humorous news, A. B. Stoddard was on CNN this morning expressing serious concern about PDT deep-sixing Mark Sanford.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)

The airport channel and MessD&C are probably bidding highly for his services; like a dollar over minimum wage.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (y7DUB)

160 "The" picture photoshops.

https://bit.ly/2HLnNxI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

161 Has anybody considered that Florida Man might just have been doing a cosplay tribute to Giggles The Slutty Clown?

And no, I won't link. Do your own work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)

162 I am offering this for strictly educational purposes. All warranties are null and void.

It is possible that it's her because it looks like her and it is an authentic 70s FKK (free body culture) picture. The eastern Krauts kept that up longer than the western ones did.

https://bit.ly/2LPAEkW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)

Holy Disco Beaver, Batman!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (Tnhbr)

163 I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (jjaLl)

164 So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (kkXcm)

Pesky reality.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (FsRTQ)

165 Now he can spend more time with his family Argentinean soulmate.
_________________

The Argentine mistress dumped Sanford a few years ago.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (fqUgw)

166 In other humorous news, A. B. Stoddard was on CNN this morning expressing serious concern about PDT deep-sixing Mark Sanford.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
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This is totally stupid. Presidents endorse who they want to--and always have. Is it just no fair because nobody listens to other presidents?

Don put it out there, and a large group of people concurred. The talk a lot of about "democracy", but in our representative republic, this is how our "democracy" works, people!

It really doesn't matter that nobody before him has had his pull and trust.

We may hear talks of "breaking up Trump".

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (vDqXW)

167 No idea what is fake news or not, but the report of Cohen firing his legal team and cooperating with Mueller is not shocking.

Guy is a complete scum bag.

Of course it has nothing to do with Russia but I expect more Stormy Daniels nonsense which is what Mueller was always after.

Posted by: Maritime at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (lKmt3)

168 Again, I'm please to be thanking the goodness that Florida Man is no one I know.

I am going to violate a personal rule of etiquette. I do not think it proper to insult Morons who are not present in a thread.

However, it is a factual fact that BCochran is a Florida Man.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (fuK7c)

169 Seattle is a surprisingly small city, less than a million. And is what has to be one of the most bizarre city council meetings yesterday, they repealed the $275 annual head tax on employers.
There was screaming, gnashing of teeth, the whole works. And Gawd how they hated doing it. Vote was 7-2 and every councilmember voting for the repeal was pissed about it.
Assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

Seattle is a liveable city that is being destroyed by the progs. Just like San Francisco. It won't be long before used syringes will be littering the streets and bums will be taking dumps off the curb.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (htCxB)

170 70 so did the Florida man really drive all the way to Manitoba just to dress like Harley Quinn and rob a bank? or are idiots just being assumed Floridian until proven otherwise?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (hS8RQ)

Plausible theory. Since Florida man beat out German man in the World Finals he's become famous.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (+lOpA)

171 153 It's a soft floater ... straight down the middle ... belt-high ... chances are The Morons are gonna take this one downtown!

Posted by: zombie vin scully at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (ctuyM)

Hillary doesn't do "soft floater". She sprays it all over the bowl, baby.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (WDCYi)

172
I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (jjaLl)

And a refrigerator!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (jjaLl)

173 28 [ Insert Meme Here ]

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (3yQ8+)

Remove Kebab...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (8D42x)

174 https://kek.gg/u/szJ8
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Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters 'Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult'

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (y3aQB)

175 >> I hope James Woods has fuck you money.

Pretty sure he does. He seems to be enjoying participating in poker competitions, and doing pretty well.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

176 Oh, G-d damn it. I have the TV on in the background, while I'm working (which I need to get back to pretty much right away), and apparently Kelly Preston is starring in a new movie - "A Kid Like Jake."

It's about some couple in Brooklyn (I presume Williamsburg), who are learning to accept the fact that their four year old son is transitioning to female.

We must debellate America's cultural elite.

This is why we fight.

Later on, Moron Horde!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (UiRxW)

177 There was screaming, gnashing of teeth, the whole works. And Gawd how they hated doing it. Vote was 7-2 and every councilmember voting for the repeal was pissed about it.
Assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

=================

So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?
Posted by: Jackal

Mr. Maths dorked them in the squeakhole.

All the major players in Seattle said they were leaving instead of paying the $275.00 "head tax" on each employee.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (CJRaf)

178 161 Has anybody considered that Florida Man might just have been doing a cosplay tribute to Giggles The Slutty Clown?

And no, I won't link. Do your own work.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (kqsXK)

If you see the picture of Florida Man, I'm not even sure he was actually dressed as a clown.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (WDCYi)

179 131 In other humorous news, A. B. Stoddard was on CNN this morning expressing serious concern about PDT deep-sixing Mark Sanford.
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That chick is hard on the eyes.

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (2LelM)

180 Seattle is a surprisingly small city, less than a million. And is what
has to be one of the most bizarre city council meetings yesterday, they
repealed the $275 annual head tax on employers.

There was screaming, gnashing of teeth, the whole works. And Gawd
how they hated doing it. Vote was 7-2 and every councilmember voting for
the repeal was pissed about it.

Assholes.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

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If I had a business in Seattle I would be looking to relocate as fast as I can. The council told me who they were and I believe them. That tax is coming only in size XL.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (pw+jk)

181 >>> Trump's book is still the number 1 selling business book.

Dale Carnegie just said, who?

Posted by: Mike Barron at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (JpR/L)

182 So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (kkXcm)

They repealed it because Amazon told them to pound sand. If they hadn't repealed it the company would have moved it's operations elsewhere, probably in two business days and with free shipping.

This was "take your medicine".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (Tnhbr)

183 {This Space For Rent}

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (/tuJf)

184 >>All the major players in Seattle said they were leaving instead of paying the $275.00 "head tax" on each employee.

What will be great is if they still leave.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (3yQ8+)

185 So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?
__________________

The big corps threatened to leave Seattle (and take all their good jobs with them) if they didn't.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (fqUgw)

186 163 I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Don't we all? (come on you NEVER peed in a shower?)

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)

187 89

{Witty comment here}

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (Evws/)

***{Re-post witty comment here with a pithy rejoinder and an accolade}

Posted by: Clever Sock Name at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (Fb9aZ)

188 177 There was screaming, gnashing of teeth, the whole works. And Gawd how they hated doing it. Vote was 7-2 and every councilmember voting for the repeal was pissed about it.
Assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:31 AM (0tfLf)

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So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?
Posted by: Jackal

Mr. Maths dorked them in the squeakhole.

All the major players in Seattle said they were leaving instead of paying the $275.00 "head tax" on each employee.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (CJRaf)

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That's what I figured. Major credible relocation threat from one of the big employers in the city.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (kkXcm)

189 Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters 'Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult'

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (y3aQB)

When Murderin' Joe's gig is up at MSLSD, he'll be on the streets of Manhattan begging his lib buddies to buy him a drink.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (ptqGC)

190 158 I hope James Woods has fuck you money.
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (+lOpA)

Woods officially retired a few months back, so I would assume he has plenty of that invaluable currency.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)

191 Pesky reality.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (FsRTQ)
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Fuck REALITY!

Posted by: Robert DeNero at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (vDqXW)

192

Vics wife goes in soon ? Thats awful. I read her post. Just awful.

Yep, saw that too. Prayers up for Vic and Mrs. Vic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 13, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)

193 That's what I figured. Major credible relocation threat from one of the big employers in the city.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (kkXcm)

Why, hello there.

Posted by: Amazon at June 13, 2018 11:38 AM (htCxB)

194 >>Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters 'Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult'

Now, I'm no former Congressman or journalist, but isn't the current POTUS the de facto head of the party? So, not a "Trumpist cult" so much as typical party voters aligning with the current party leader, as they did with Obama, Bush, Clinton, Reagan, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

195 Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters 'Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult'

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (y3aQB)
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Another translation: Elections are poopy when they don't go the way I want!

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:38 AM (vDqXW)

196 Trump tweet I'd like to see:

"Hey, Canada! Deal with us on trade or we'll keep sending more Florida Men your way.

Dressed as CLOWNS!"

Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (953wK)

197 Prayers up for those on the list, and those unnamed.

And for those that looked at the link bander provided.

Posted by: moki at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (V+V48)

198 If I had a business in Seattle I would be looking to relocate as fast as I can. The council told me who they were and I believe them. That tax is coming only in size XL.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (pw+jk)

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Yep, I'd move anyway. Only a matter of time till 3 of those 7 votes gets replaced with frothing at the mouth fucktards.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (kkXcm)

199 now that Trump has borrowed and put on the Big Boy pants of Carter and Obama, it is important that he step back and turn over the negotiations with Kim Foo Yung to the experts. If not, he will only have himself to blame when peace breaks out and the Nobel Peace Prize is deservingly awarded to Kim and Obama.

Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (KxbBq)

200 Vics wife goes in soon ? Thats awful. I read her post. Just awful.

Yep, saw that too. Prayers up for Vic and Mrs. Vic.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 13, 2018 11:38 AM (HaL55)

This. And so glad your girlfriend is doing better. What an ordeal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

201 Honestly?

As much as Hillary drinks, she might not even be able to poop anymore.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (WDCYi)

202 Dale Carnegie just said, who?

Posted by: Mike Barron at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (JpR/L)

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I wouldn't put that book(s) in business, though it does trend to that on issues, but in self help.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (pw+jk)

203 'Guy caught doing stupid shit'

Default value = Florida Man.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2018 11:39 AM (xBSm0)

204 I really think that there's a maximum size a town can be and still be livable.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM

You just hit on something I believe with every fibre of my being, about most everything, but struggle to explain.

Man - unfortunately - needs supervision (coordination if nothing else). If we were ants - we would not. And our productivity would only be limited by our numbers.

Man ... not so much. And so - the bigger the project - the more inefficiency is implied - due to span of control.

If one Man can supervise five (a common number I've seen), then, by definition, a five man crew can only be 5/6 "efficient". Put five of those crews on one job, and the "efficiency" gets a little less ... 25/31.

Folks will argue that the value of the coordination makes up for the non-working guy ... my point is, its still a loss of labor. A lack of productivity less than the theoretical maximum.

That notion of diminishing returns - expressed terribly as I tend to do - influences my thinking on Big Govt, Big Business - Big Everything. It influences my thinking on Man ... and how and why we do what we do, and why it tends to fail.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (fiGNd)

205
Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters 'Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult'

Speaking of cults, have you gotten your story straight on your murdered intern, Joe Bob?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

206 163 I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Don't we all? (come on you NEVER peed in a shower?)

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)

Well, sure, but she's uncontrollably dropping soft-serve deuces left and right, so they figure she needs toilets in as many places as possible.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (jjaLl)

207 We must debellate America's cultural elite.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (UiRxW)

Yeah, I had to look it up.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (0+nbW)

208 The Argentine mistress dumped Sanford a few years ago.
Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:34 AM (fqUgw)

She has good taste, albeit a bit late.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (htCxB)

209 [This space intentionally left blank.]

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

210 So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM

Because they were catching a boat load of crap about it. And rightfully so...these socialist assholes are profoundly stupid. They genuinely hated having to reverse their previously unanimously passed tax.
I think what happened is, and this is an assumption on my part, but a good one I think, someone sat down with the idiot mayor and the council and showed them the numbers on what they would lose if even only half the companies that were affected left town.
I know for a fact that many of them started seriously looking as soon as news of this tax became public. When it passed the phone at the Chamber in Tacoma (about 35 miles south) was ringing off the hook from companies looking for floor space.
Mayor gave some milktoast speech about hearing the voters and moving forward...blha...blah. The rest of the socialists were just pissed at basically being caught in an act of stupidity.

Seattle just sucks.

Except the Mariners...eh Bluebell???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)

211 186
163 I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Don't we all? (come on you NEVER peed in a shower?)

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (Bdeb0)

Ahem?

Posted by: Depends at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ymnmz)

212 I did it on every step of the buildings fire escape stairway. There's 30 floors..

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (Y274z)

213 "The big corps threatened to leave Seattle (and take all their good jobs with them) if they didn't.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton"
Which included not only Amazon but, get this, Social Justice Coffee! (formerly Starbucks).

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (MxEKc)

214 Oh that poor shower stool!!!"

who pushed it in?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (7LY+6)

215 Good morning, MP4.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (Kq2SQ)

216 We must debellate America's cultural elite.

This is why we fight.

Later on, Moron Horde!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2018 11:36 AM (UiRxW)

It is not often that someone sends me to a dictionary after using a word I'd never seen before.

Kudus and springboks to you.

Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (953wK)

217 187 89

{Witty comment here}

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (Evws/)

***{Re-post witty comment here with a pithy rejoinder and an accolade}
Posted by: Clever Sock Name at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (Fb9aZ)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c)

218 STOP WITH THE HILLARY POOP TALK!

*primes flamethrower*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

219 It's about some couple in Brooklyn (I presume Williamsburg), who are learning to accept the fact that their four year old son is transitioning to female.

-

Mine transitioned to a fire truck about that time. Then a ninja.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (VgKNm)

220 174 https://kek.gg/u/szJ8
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Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters 'Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult'
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:35 AM (y3aQB)

God, let's hope so.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (RD7QR)

221 If one Man can supervise five (a common number I've seen), then, by definition, a five man crew can only be 5/6 "efficient". Put five of those crews on one job, and the "efficiency" gets a little less ... 25/31.

Folks will argue that the value of the coordination makes up for the non-working guy ... my point is, its still a loss of labor. A lack of productivity less than the theoretical maximum.

That notion of diminishing returns - expressed terribly as I tend to do - influences my thinking on Big Govt, Big Business - Big Everything. It influences my thinking on Man ... and how and why we do what we do, and why it tends to fail.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (fiGNd)

It's also why culture and tradition are so important. Everyone knows the way a thing is done and that it's important to do it that way reduces the need for close supervision.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (Tnhbr)

222

I am going to violate a personal rule of etiquette. I do not think it proper to insult Morons who are not present in a thread.

However, it is a factual fact that BCochran is a Florida Man.

Technically, so am I. Neither one of us, thankfully, is that Florida Man. He certainly gets around, don't he?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (HaL55)

223 He's a stud muffin! He's all mine. I told him to just put in the tip....and he gave me the entire hard drive!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (Y274z)

224 *primes flamethrower*

Lighten up, Elon...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (7LY+6)

225 Somebody needs to p'shop a Fuehrer-style lip merkin onto the Merkel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (WFV7d)

226 Styx has a video up with a title that made me laugh. Kim Jong Un invites Trump to Pyongyang as Democrats pray for a Nuclear Conflict.

They were doing the same thing with Russia. Remember how bad that rhetoric got?

Even my father, who stays out of politics, remarked upon it. He said what do they want to do start a nuclear war?

Yes, Dad. That's what they want to do.

I've entertained the idea that the stuff about Russia came out so quickly because that's what they were planning on doing after Hillary won. They were going to gin up some conflict and try and pick a fight with Russia. Probably because of gay marriage, but other stuff too. The neocons sure have a hard on for fighting Russia too. That's absolutely obvious.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (4ErVI)

227 The last time I was in Seattle, it really did seem like every person that lived there worked for Amazon.

But I'm actually shocked they were able to push this back even with that muscle.

I love how "conservative" Bezos is with his own money (he also killed an income tax on the rich in Washington) but runs the left-wing Washington Post as his political hobby.

Posted by: Maritime at June 13, 2018 11:43 AM (lKmt3)

228 >>It's about some couple in Brooklyn (I presume Williamsburg), who are learning to accept the fact that their four year old son is transitioning to female.

Apparently this film flopping wasn't enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MeFmXpkryw

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

229 HERE COMES YOUR MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPgf_btTFlc

Posted by: PIXIES at June 13, 2018 11:43 AM (3yQ8+)

230 Technically, so am I. Neither one of us, thankfully, is that Florida Man. He certainly gets around, don't he?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 13, 2018 11:42 AM (HaL55)

I was in a WalMart in Central Florida, and pretty sure I saw Florida Man.

He was wearing a Tshirt that said "Bitches and Blunts"

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (Z5y53)

231 I know for a fact that many of them started seriously looking as soon as news of this tax became public. When it passed the phone at the Chamber in Tacoma (about 35 miles south) was ringing off the hook from companies looking for floor space.
Mayor gave some milktoast speech about hearing the voters and moving forward...blha...blah. The rest of the socialists were just pissed at basically being caught in an act of stupidity.

Seattle just sucks.

Except the Mariners...eh Bluebell???
Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (0tfLf)

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Oh wow! Thats commuting distance for most of your labor force, too! If I were most of those corps, I'd make that move anyway. The council showed their true colors and its only a matter of time till those 2 shitheads who voted no have 3 new friends on the council.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (kkXcm)

232 So is Full Retard part of the Anger Stage or is that a constant?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (2CQCl)

233 It's not about the "deal making" capability of the two presidents, or about them in general (though all the differences noted are true).

The circumstances of the two situations, the policies, are completely different (and toss in Cuba, too).

North Korea is of interest to us soley for 1.5 reasons. Nukes, and ballistic missiles. Period. Otherwise, they're China's and South Korea's problem. Amazingly, Trump's approach is focused on ...... nukes, and ballistic missiles.

Iran is/was a completely different situation. They have been at war with us and our partners/allies for decades. They are the most important, and most savvy, sovereign state behind global terrorism. They are, by far, the most pernicious organized force inimical to our interests in the world's most unstable strategic region.

Nukes were just the cherry on top - in fact their main importance would be a shield behind which Iran could continue and expand its malevolent behavior.

So the Iran "deal", which was a farcical disaster even within the 4 corners of the nuke part, was a catastrophe for many other reasons.

And Cuba deserved no break and no favors, was weak, opening up with them produced zero benefits from any perspective. Plain stupid.

But expecting anything remotely sensible to be said or published concerning foreign policy any more is unrealistic. Cartoons and myths and non-facts and ignorance and hobby horses as far as the eye can see.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (QDnY+)

234 STOP WITH THE HILLARY POOP TALK!

*primes flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
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What do you got against me?

Posted by: Hillary's Talking Poop at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (vDqXW)

235 Prayers for them all!
Bless you for doing this!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (vhtPl)

236 *primes flamethrower*

Come on we haven't even got to the AtC jokes yet.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)

237 Well, sure, but she's uncontrollably dropping
soft-serve deuces left and right, so they figure she needs toilets in as
many places as possible.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:40 AM (jjaLl)

=====Cackle, CACKLE, shart, soft serve deuce, cackle, fart, shart, cackle, dead fish wiggle.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

238 Chug a lug, Chug a lug
Make me wanna holler hidee ho
Burns your tummy doncha know
Chug a lug, Chug a lug

Posted by: zombie Roger miller at June 13, 2018 11:45 AM (q4g+O)

239 Thank you for the prayer thread, Fenelon and OM. How I wish it were shorter.

One set of prayers was answered. redc1c4 does NOT have breast cancer.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 11:45 AM (Kq2SQ)

240 A palate cleanser for all the Hillary talk:

https://tinyurl.com/jdx6z4y

Thanks to Gutfeld on The Five last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

241 234
STOP WITH THE HILLARY POOP TALK!

*primes flamethrower*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)

---

What do you got against me?

Posted by: Hillary's Talking Poop at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM (vDqXW)

Hey that's my line!

Posted by: Mr Hanky at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (ymnmz)

242 29 Good 5 stage setup, except it gets "Acceptance" all wrong.

"Acceptance" is "Oh my God, Trump really has been right all along, and I'm old, and my girlfriend only hangs out with me for the money, and she's banging some younger and better looking guy than me and they are both laughing at me behind my back, and my entire life has been a lie and always will be."

That's the road to MGTOW, not MAGA

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (LpV0I)

243 "Because they were catching a boat load of crap about
it. And rightfully so...these socialist assholes are profoundly
stupid. They genuinely hated having to reverse their previously
unanimously passed tax.

Posted by: Diogenes"

Weird. It's almost as if companies aren't set up and run to provide revenue for the govt,. healthcare for employees and enforce leftist social engineering.

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (MxEKc)

244 206 163 I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Why do you think they tossed her into that van so fast? She had a colon blow as soon as she passed out.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (Y9uH4)

245 Think of the timeshare Trump just sold Kim.

Emolument !!!!!!

Posted by: Louise Mensch at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (WXSv6)

246
So that's a "poop emoji" and not a "chocolate soft serve emoji"? Sure had me fooled!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (pNxlR)

247 219 It's about some couple in Brooklyn (I presume Williamsburg), who are learning to accept the fact that their four year old son is transitioning to female.

-

Mine transitioned to a fire truck about that time. Then a ninja.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (VgKNm)

The dumbest moment in this nation's history will be when SCOTUS has to preside over whether a parent has a right to stop their underage child from transitioning.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (WDCYi)

248 227 The last time I was in Seattle, it really did seem like every person that lived there worked for Amazon.

But I'm actually shocked they were able to push this back even with that muscle.

I love how "conservative" Bezos is with his own money (he also killed an income tax on the rich in Washington) but runs the left-wing Washington Post as his political hobby.
Posted by: Maritime at June 13, 2018 11:43 AM (lKmt3)

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It's a fashion accesory for him that lets him get cred from the radical left and lets him throw his weight around in D.C.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:46 AM (kkXcm)

249 >>Weird. It's almost as if companies aren't set up and run to provide revenue for the govt,. healthcare for employees and enforce leftist social engineering.

But they didn't build that!

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (W+vEI)

250 The Morning Homewreckers can add Sanford to their panel of Real Republican Rejects. Deliverance Joe can play the banjo as he and Mark walk down the Applachian trail, this time for real, and whine about Trump.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

251 I'm no body language expert, but judging by the pictures out of Singapore, I think Kim likes Trump and was thrilled to be in his presence--and not just because Trump was "elevating" his stature. I mean, he got a real kick out of being in the same room as Trump--in and of itself.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (y8Foj)

252 74 >>>42 Clowns are awful."

Jokers are to the right...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (7LY+6)
________
Stick it in the middle with me!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (51lr/)

Off my turf, bitch...

Posted by: Sadra Flukeface at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (8D42x)

253 First of all, Obama couldn't have pulled off setting up a meeting with Kim. Second of all, it is a false equivalency because it's all about who is doing the meeting and not the meeting itself.

I don't deny the Left's right to be concerned about how Trump would handle the meeting no matter how unfounded I think that concern is and I have the same right to be concerned if a Socialist President , who has a precedent of giving away the farm, had met with Kim. Projection remains the Left's most significant trait.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (c6UIl)

254 The Morning Homewreckers can add Sanford to their
panel of Real Republican Rejects. Deliverance Joe can play the banjo as
he and Mark walk down the Applachian trail, this time for real, and
whine about Trump.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (y7DUB)

Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (ptqGC)

255 https://bit.ly/2LPAEkW
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:30 AM (fuK7c)
_________
So even with a taut young body - she still had #TrollFace"

Take off that hair and it's a girls body with the head of Uncle Lester from the Addams Family.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)

256 Merkel has huge tracts of land.

There is a picture of her in an evening gown. You can't not look.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (Z5y53)

There are apparently pics on the 'net of a nude young Merkel at one of the Ostzone's version of the old Strength Through Joy camps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (WFV7d)

257 One set of prayers was answered. redc1c4 does NOT have breast cancer.
Posted by: creeper

Awesome news!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (CJRaf)

258
213 "The big corps threatened to leave Seattle (and take all their good jobs with them) if they didn't.

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton"
Which included not only Amazon but, get this, Social Justice Coffee! (formerly Starbucks).

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM

The reality is that several hundred copmaines were looking to pay on this. It was more than just Amazon and Starbucks...the companies included REI, Nordstroms, a bunch of banks and insurance companies and firms like Dick's Drive-in (yes, I know...insert Horde joke here) it is a long-time Seattle burger company.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)

259 From Breitbart Jerusalem:

Iran is looking to EU nations to provide funds to help it honour the 2015 nuclear accord, President Hassan Rouhani has warned. In a phone conversation with French President Emmanuel Macron on Tuesday, Rouhani said Europeans must financially compensate Iran if they want to preserve the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), following President Donald Trump's decision to withdraw from the deal and restore sanctions.

Lol. Bribe us ... or else. Hey, it worked with the Jug Eared Idiot.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (0ogQG)

260 I sometimes wonder about those folks in the GP pic. On days when we get memes like Hilary Poop, it's probably just as well they don't know they're here.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (kkHpb)

261 If Kim does come to the US for a meeting the president, I hope he stays in a Trump hotel. Just to hear the left whine about conflicts of interest, impropriety, and life in general.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (LpV0I)

262 251 I'm no body language expert, but judging by the pictures out of Singapore, I think Kim likes Trump and was thrilled to be in his presence--and not just because Trump was "elevating" his stature. I mean, he got a real kick out of being in the same room as Trump--in and of itself.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:47 AM (y8Foj)

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Check CTH. They have an...interesting take on all of that.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (kkXcm)

263 I was amused to see the FNM talking about Trump going after Sanford.

"Obama didn't do stuff like this!"

No...mostly because the Democrats are strongly hierarchical and don't oppose their fuhrer. But I do remember when Sen Menendez challenged Obama on the Iran deal that he was suddenly brought up on charges...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2018 11:49 AM (eSx+E)

264 A palate cleanser for all the Hillary talk:

https://tinyurl.com/jdx6z4y

Thanks to Gutfeld on The Five last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

OK, that was cute.... and did you see the description?
"Morning the kitten was plopped into the bubble bath..."

You know what gets "plopped" into the water when Hillary is getting into the bath?

Yeah, you know.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:49 AM (jjaLl)

265 >>I'm no body language expert, but judging by the pictures out of Singapore, I think Kim likes Trump and was thrilled to be in his presence--and not just because Trump was "elevating" his stature. I mean, he got a real kick out of being in the same room as Trump--in and of itself.

I went back and rewatched parts of the meeting. It appeared that Trump was actually guiding Kim through the process much of the time like a trusted confidant.

Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

266 I feel ya, brah!

Posted by: Joe 'Russian Hands and Roman Fingers' Biden at June 13, 2018 11:50 AM (gqc4p)

267
80 26 Is that a left-handed gorilla?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Sadly, no. He is not of "the tribe".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM

Sooooo....the Horde gorilla isn't in his right mind then.

Fitting.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)

Sinister....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2018 11:50 AM (XWkhW)

268 Thanks, Horde, for the prayers for my Pop. His second retina surgery went well and he's on the road to recovery. I really appreciate all of the prayers and good wishes.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2018 11:50 AM (MX7xj)

269 The only contents of Obama's glove was a limp wrist and a sweaty palm.

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"Uhm ... I'm pretty sure that's not sweat." -- Reggie Love

Posted by: ShainS at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (hLShT)

270 STOP WITH THE HILLARY POOP TALK!

*primes flamethrower*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
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What do you got against me?
Posted by: Hillary's Talking Poop at June 13, 2018 11:44 AM

Depends.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (ctuyM)

271 >>But expecting anything remotely sensible to be said or published concerning foreign policy any more is unrealistic. Cartoons and myths and non-facts and ignorance and hobby horses as far as the eye can see.

So true!

However, I have to admit that I like it when Trump compares himself to Obama when he reminds people that he didn't have to pay Kim billions of dollars, and that he got the NK political prisoners freed. He can't publicly needle Obama for his incompetence enough for me.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

272 I love how "conservative" Bezos is with his own money (he also killed an income tax on the rich in Washington) but runs the left-wing Washington Post as his political hobby.

Posted by: Maritime at June 13, 2018 11:43 AM (lKmt3)
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And he basically works people ragged in his warehouses. They hire and fire people all the time. If you can't keep up, you're cut.

Cue Homer Simpson cut speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSccAokV3c

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (vDqXW)

273 Good Afternoon, Horde People!

What is CTH, Jackal?

Posted by: ALH at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (uLuPn)

274 Basically he had to drink about three GT's just to get steady enough to get out of bed. And then ramped up from there to get to operational for the show, like a liter of gin before noon, and then blotto.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 11:22 AM (ymnmz)

Have had more than one ~~co-worker~~ office occupant like that.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (X8DLV)

275 Check CTH. They have an...interesting take on all of that.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (kkXcm)

My brain is slow today. What is CTH?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (y8Foj)

276 Morin all.. I see we have another "Cohen flips" story on Drudge.. Trump obviously hit it out of the park at the summit... Panic is setting in

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

277 To Scarborough: How DARE you presume to say a damned word about "cults".

To A.B. Stoddard: Trump didn't do a single thing to Mark Sanford. The voters of the Palmetto State are the ones who hold the power to bind and loose.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (BRvh1)

278 272 I love how "conservative" Bezos is with his own money (he also killed an income tax on the rich in Washington) but runs the left-wing Washington Post as his political hobby.

Posted by: Maritime at June 13, 2018 11:43 AM (lKmt3)
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And he basically works people ragged in his warehouses. They hire and fire people all the time. If you can't keep up, you're cut.

Cue Homer Simpson cut speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnSccAokV3c
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (vDqXW)

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I'm gonna laugh my ass off when the unions start knocking!

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (kkXcm)

279 You know what gets "plopped" into the water when Hillary is getting into the bath?

Yeah, you know.
Posted by: SSBN 656

That's just a baby ruth.
Posted by: Carl Spackler

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (CJRaf)

280 CTH = Conservative Tree House ... I think.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (fiGNd)

281 My brain is slow today. What is CTH?

Conservative Tree House

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (O2RFr)

282 Yeah, the Democrats want "war". They also want zero based budgeting, deep tax reduction, an abortion ban, border security, and an end to state racist discrimination (affirmative action etc).

No, of course they don't. They'll oppose or under-cut any use of force by the US, for any reason. It has been thus since at least 1991, when the Dems went right up to the brink of symbolically opposing the war resolution, but made sure it passed.

They robotically oppose anything Trump will do. Facts and logic are no constraints in finding fault with anything Trump does, or tries to do. This fully explains their behavior, obviously.

And no amount of imaginary reworking of the actual situation in the world will produce a war with Russia. And US massacres of Russian "private military contractors" in Syria doesn't count as war (you'll note that Moscow just took that lying down, as is to be expected).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (QDnY+)

283 Rouhani said Europeans must financially compensate Iran if they want to preserve the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA)

***

And here is the brilliant thing, if Europe can no longer call on the Bank of Uncle Sam to pay for their foreign policy they will have to cut their absurd domestic spending or...stop trying to set their own foreign policy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (eSx+E)

284
Conservative
Tree
House

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (pNxlR)

285 My brain is slow today. What is CTH?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (y8Foj)

theconservativetreehouse.com

Gateway drug to the puzzle palace of Q.

Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (953wK)

286 If Kim visits the US is he going to bring his own potty again? Because that is all sorts of weird.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (85Iiu)

287 275 Check CTH. They have an...interesting take on all of that.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:48 AM (kkXcm)

My brain is slow today. What is CTH?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:51 AM (y8Foj)

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The Conservative Treehouse. Linky in my nic.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (kkXcm)

288 But I'm actually shocked they were able to push this back even with that muscle.
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The millennial grandson of Dick's Drive-in (local, loved burger chain) had a great rant about it to one of the local tv stations that got shared around here by my moderate lefty friends (lefty, but hate the socialists like Sawant). He said something along the lines of "Let's be honest, we're not going to build another Dick's in Seattle." Lots of regular non-socialist lefties are fed up with the council.

Posted by: not the mama at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (t2AQi)

289 286
If Kim visits the US is he going to bring his own potty again? Because that is all sorts of weird.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (85Iiu)

Depends

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (ymnmz)

290 CTH = Conservative Tree House ... I think.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (fiGNd)

Oh.....the site that said that Mueller was really one of the "white hats" looking to expose the Deep State?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)

291 222 I am going to violate a personal rule of etiquette. I do not think it proper to insult Morons who are not present in a thread.

However, it is a factual fact that BCochran is a Florida Man.

Define insult BC because I make fun of morons that's arent here all the time. Like Willow, Bluebell, Insomniac, Weasel, CBD, Ace, oh hell....anyone who i can think of that has something I can break their balls about. Although I'd like to become a kinder gentler Bob so maybe....nah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (2CQCl)

292 When/if Sara Sanders leaves her job I'd like to see Trump appointment James Woods. The press corps would need porta-potties for each row.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (7PZl3)

293 [POST NO BILLS]

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (FsRTQ)

294 >>I went back and rewatched parts of the meeting. It appeared that Trump was actually guiding Kim through the process much of the time like a trusted confidant.

Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it.

Here:
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/1006620174491893761

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

295 I love how "conservative" Bezos is with his own money (he also killed
an income tax on the rich in Washington) but runs the left-wing
Washington Post as his political hobby.

***

Don't you love when the left tells you the rich have too much political influence by forwarding you op-eds from Bezos's Washington Post or Slim's New York Times?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (eSx+E)

296 It's unclear how or why he was in Canada in the first place

He's Florida Man. That explains much, like the busty clown suit and nerf balls, but he probably heard the Credit Union pickings were richer "up north" and while his informant probably meant Orlando or Saint Pete, Florida Man kept going.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 13, 2018 11:55 AM (LISuA)

297 290 CTH = Conservative Tree House ... I think.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (fiGNd)

Oh.....the site that said that Mueller was really one of the "white hats" looking to expose the Deep State?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)

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Ehh, Sundance never quite took it that far IIRC. More of a "wait and see what he does" early on position.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:55 AM (kkXcm)

298 Oh.....the site that said that Mueller was really one of the "white hats" looking to expose the Deep State?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)

I believe that was bandied about in the comments, not by Sundance in an article.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:55 AM (jjaLl)

299 Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (953wK)
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not Really, Sundance of CTH does his own thing

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:55 AM (y3aQB)

300 217
187 89

{Witty comment here}

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 13, 2018 11:25 AM (Evws/)

***{Re-post witty comment here with a pithy rejoinder and an accolade}

Posted by: Clever Sock Name at June 13, 2018 11:37 AM (Fb9aZ)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER STEALS JOKES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 13, 2018 11:41 AM (fuK7c)
***
{tut tutting mild rebuke with faint allusion towards a falsely stated prior civility in politics, with a little hint of a straw man argument thrown in . . with concern, of course, for your welfare and that of the "true conservatives" out there that we do not want to alienate!}

Posted by: Lifelong Republican at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (Fb9aZ)

301 When/if Sara Sanders leaves her job I'd like to see Trump appointment
James Woods. The press corps would need porta-potties for each row.

***

Mark Steyn - the FNM won't even realize he insulted them until a few days after they report what he said.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (eSx+E)

302 Hey, Horde, here's some of my latest guidance. Happy Solstice!

https://goop.com/pelvic-floor/

Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)

303 The reality is that several hundred copmaines were looking to pay on this. It was more than just Amazon and Starbucks...the companies included REI, Nordstroms, a bunch of banks and insurance companies and firms like Dick's Drive-in (yes, I know...insert Horde joke here) it is a long-time Seattle burger company."

It's funny to watch a wannabe bunch of socialists react when their actual owners decide it's time to crack the whip.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (k1TUh)

304 And in a final act of hilarity, the Pierce County Sheriff's Dept (the county just south of Seattle and King County) cleaned out a 15 acre wooded area filled with about 45 homeless folks living in the usual tents and tarps. All refused assistance, medical aide and jobs. The county had to remove several tons of crap and garbage...the homeless were bused up to Seattle. That's where they wanted to go...more free stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

305 my suspicion is that Obama (or ValJar) wanted to open relations with Cuba so that American lefty airheads would go to Cuba and spend dollars there, dollars which the Castro regime could then use to finance left and extreme left activist groups in the USA.
Obama should have gotten a Nobel Prize for that, too.

Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (KxbBq)

306 I think the best story this week will turn out to be the Minneapolis raccoon.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (1ISKN)

307 CTH = Conservative Tree House ... I think.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (fiGNd)

Oh.....the site that said that Mueller was really one of the "white hats" looking to expose the Deep State?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:53 AM (y8Foj)

Hey Now ... never said I was a fan. I was just trying to bust down an acronym for ya'.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (fiGNd)

308 If the President denuclearizes the Korean Peninsula is it an impeachable offense? #DennisMilerOption

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (y3aQB)

309 Although I'd like to become a kinder gentler Bob so maybe....nah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Would a kindler gentler Bob still be eating his fellow human beings?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)

310 The funny thing about Hillary drinking is that liking alcohol is the only thing that makes her seem somewhat human, so they couldn't have their MFM buddies smother all those pictures.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (r4KP2)

311 Katie Arrington looks like Lillith Crane.

Not bad lookin.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (+lOpA)

312 We shall virtue signal the apocalypse in.

Posted by: Angela Merkin at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (vtcmf)

313 Obama should have gotten a Nobel Prize for that, too.
Posted by: mallfly Rodham Clinton at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (KxbBq)

Or maybe not. Is it too late to tar & feather him and send him in to exile in Siberia?

Posted by: ALH at June 13, 2018 11:58 AM (uLuPn)

314 That's where they wanted to go...more free stuff.

***

You get more of what you subsidize, less of what you tax.

Every elected official should have to go right that 100 times on a white board somewhere before they are officially sworn in.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 13, 2018 11:58 AM (eSx+E)

315 Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 11:49 AM
~~~~~

I was a little concerned that Kim arrived at the meeting site about 10 minutes before Trump. I thought maybe it would make Trump look bad making Kim wait for him. Then I read, either here on on Twitter, that it was Korean culture at work and Kim was actually showing respect for his elder by arriving earlier. Pretty impressive if you ask me!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2018 11:58 AM (HiDrR)

316 I went back and rewatched parts of the meeting. It appeared that Trump was actually guiding Kim through the process much of the time like a trusted confidant.

Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it.

Here:
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/1006620174491893761
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

Yes. I see a potential --for want of a better phrase--for a "father-son" relationship developing. Trump is saying, "Look....if you do this and this, you can have that and that. Don't screw it up...."

I hope Whoafat doesn't get taken out by one of his father's henchmen.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 11:58 AM (y8Foj)

317 Katie Arrington looks like Lillith Crane.

Not bad lookin.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (+lOpA)

THAT'S who she reminded me of!!!

And yeah, that's a good look!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:59 AM (jjaLl)

318 "The last time we listened to you, we got nuked ... TWICE!"

Posted by: Ron Stanford at June 13, 2018 11:59 AM (6MqaG)

319 Oh that poor shower stool!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 11:32 AM (pw+jk)

I'm an import; I do jobs that most Americans wont.

Posted by: Hillary's Shower Stool at June 13, 2018 11:59 AM (X8DLV)

320 Off to PT, back after awhile...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (htCxB)

321 "It's unclear how or why he was in Canada in the first place."

Honestly, haven't we all asked ourselves this at some point?

Posted by: T at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (Vgw1E)

322 246 So that's a "poop emoji" and not a "chocolate soft serve emoji"? Sure had me fooled!

to get the soft serve emoji, you have to use the sprinkles combiner. umlauts also work.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (xGZ+b)

323 Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it.

Here:

https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/1006620174491893761

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

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I was thinking along those lines too. Of course the "experts" though all of the touching was weird and out of place.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (pw+jk)

324
Hey Now ... never said I was a fan. I was just trying to bust down an acronym for ya'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (fiGNd)

I'll check it out...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (y8Foj)

325 302 Hey, Horde, here's some of my latest guidance. Happy Solstice!

https://goop.com/pelvic-floor/
Posted by: Gwenyth P., lifestyle guru at June 13, 2018 11:56 AM (ctuyM)

Oh Gwyn, don't you have some clams to steam?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (RD7QR)

326 Why do they think that Cohen is "flipping on Trump" because he's probably getting more specialized lawyers?

Posted by: dagny at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (nRWPy)

327 A "kinder,gentler" Cannibal Bob would get the human shaped tofu version of people, just as vegans can get tofu shaped like a turkey for Thanksgiving. For some reason, FenelonSpouse thinks the name and idea of "tofurkey" is hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 12:00 PM (0/+vJ)

328 Is there an egg cream emoji?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (vtcmf)

329 Would a kindler gentler Bob still be eating his fellow human beings?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)

Well yes actually. The whole thing with what I like to call Socially Responsible Cannibalism is that you eat those that just fucking deserve to be eaten. Its a calling.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (2CQCl)

330 Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 11:52 AM (953wK)
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not Really, Sundance of CTH does his own thing
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 11:55 AM (y3aQB)

Remember Ulsterman, back in the day, dishing dirt from "inside Obama's White House"?

Q reminds me somewhat of that.

Pretty entertaining though, for those of a certain bent.

Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (953wK)

331 "When/if Sara Sanders leaves her job I'd like to see Trump appointment James Woods."

Chubs replaced by wrinkles. HDTV sales plummet.

Posted by: Mike Barron at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (JpR/L)

332 Well yes actually. The whole thing with what I like to call Socially Responsible Cannibalism is that you eat those that just fucking deserve to be eaten. Its a calling.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (2CQCl)

Do you eat 'em raw ... or Slap Hot Iron to 'em first ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:02 PM (fiGNd)

333 Would a kindler gentler Bob still be eating his fellow human beings?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)
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He might take smaller bites.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 12:02 PM (vDqXW)

334 Rush is reading that Cohen article, stressing all of the weasel words... really makes it obvious it's AA for the IG report tomorrow.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (jjaLl)

335 322 246 So that's a "poop emoji" and not a "chocolate soft serve emoji"? Sure had me fooled!

to get the soft serve emoji, you have to use the sprinkles combiner. umlauts also work.
Posted by: Anachronda

Don't forget the colon.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

336 >>I'm no body language expert, but judging by the pictures out of Singapore, I think Kim likes Trump and was thrilled to be in his presence--and not just because Trump was "elevating" his stature. I mean, he got a real kick out of being in the same room as Trump--in and of itself.

I went back and rewatched parts of the meeting. It appeared that Trump was actually guiding Kim through the process much of the time like a trusted confidant.

Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 11:49 AM (/tuJf)

I noticed that. it looked like there were some instances of Trump guiding him along and leading him for pictures and when to wave and such. nothing overly obvious, but just enough to catch your eye if you looked closely.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (8D42x)

337 If the President denuclearizes the Korean Peninsula is it an impeachable offense? #DennisMilerOption
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It is. Impeachable under the making a novice black man child look like an imbecile.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (pw+jk)

338 Remember Ulsterman, back in the day, dishing dirt from "inside Obama's White House"?

Q reminds me somewhat of that.

Pretty entertaining though, for those of a certain bent.
Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (953wK)

I fell for that shit.
Maybe Ulstermann was with the Russians too....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)

339 >>Rush is reading that Cohen article, stressing all of the weasel words... really makes it obvious it's AA for the IG report tomorrow.....

Lot of that going around.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (/tuJf)

340 >>I was thinking along those lines too. Of course the "experts" though all of the touching was weird and out of place.

Apparently it is out of place in Korean culture; only friends will touch (such as touching an arm).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

341 Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (953wK)
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Vaguely remember him/her, But "Supposedly" Q is in Military Intelligence & think of all the Generals that PDT has around, My guess is it's a staffer for one of those

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (y3aQB)

342 >>>When/if Sara Sanders leaves her job I'd like to see Trump appointment James Woods<<<

Ann Coulter.
You rejected the Tea Party, you got Trump.

You reject Sanders, you get Coulter.

War.

Posted by: davidt at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (TKQ/l)

343 Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at June 13, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

That was absolutely my take from the first second of video.

The little bit of footage we saw looked more like a kid going to a job interview than two world leaders negotiating a nuke deal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:04 PM (BRvh1)

344 Prayers for all those hurting.

Posted by: Mike at June 13, 2018 12:04 PM (swJ7s)

345 Damn I didn't know Fen was here or I woudn't have said f*cking...oh.... I mean DARN I didnt know Fen was here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:04 PM (2CQCl)

346 Was chatting with a liberal guy I know. He was bitching about the video the Trump team created showing how great the future would be in a de-nuclearized Korea. He said it was like looking at a time-share pitch.
I told him that because of missile tests, nuke tests, and missile flights over Japan, the last year has been PDT waving the big stick. The video was the carrot.
Liberal guy went back to work.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:04 PM (0tfLf)

347 Although I'd like to become a kinder gentler Bob so maybe....nah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Would a kindler gentler Bob still be eating his fellow human beings?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)

Sure, he'll just use a little more meat tenderizer...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 13, 2018 12:04 PM (8D42x)

348 322 246 So that's a "poop emoji" and not a "chocolate soft serve emoji"? Sure had me fooled!

to get the soft serve emoji, you have to use the sprinkles combiner. umlauts also work.

actually, come to think of it, you probably don't want to use the diaeresis combiner with the poop emoji.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 13, 2018 12:04 PM (NmR1a)

349 Maybe Ulstermann was with the Russians too....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)
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How was I to know?

Posted by: Warren Zevon at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (vDqXW)

350 Basically he had to drink about three GT's just to get steady enough to get out of bed. And then ramped up from there to get to operational for the show, like a liter of gin before noon, and then blotto.

That's basically me before any kind of interaction that consists of meeting new people.

Which is why you will never see me at a Moron Meetup.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (kqsXK)

351 Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (y8Foj)
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Warren Zevon was

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (y3aQB)

352 341 Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 12:01 PM (953wK)
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Vaguely remember him/her, But "Supposedly" Q is in Military Intelligence & think of all the Generals that PDT has around, My guess is it's a staffer for one of those
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (y3aQB)

===================

Knowing Trump, if Q Anon is legit, he might be leaking under Trump's direction.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (kkXcm)

353 >>>Chubs replaced by wrinkles. HDTV sales plummet.

Making fun of Sanders' weight, really? Weak.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (jjaLl)

354 That's basically me before any kind of interaction that consists of meeting new people.

Which is why you will never see me at a Moron Meetup.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (kqsXK)

No shit ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (fiGNd)

355 326 Why do they think that Cohen is "flipping on Trump" because he's probably getting more specialized lawyers?
Posted by: dagny
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It's all noise and nothing more. If you read the article you'll see the same anonymous sources this and anonymous sources that. And buried within the article is where Cohen said "absolutely false" when asked about it.

Another nothingburger with cheese.

Nothing more than a distraction as usual.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (A/K7w)

356 Apparently it is out of place in Korean culture; only friends will touch (such as touching an arm).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

Perhaps in general, but between those two I also noticed a few times where Kim was the one who initiated contact, and he never seemed to shrink away from it when Donald reached out towards him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:06 PM (BRvh1)

357 >>Well yes actually. The whole thing with what I like to call Socially Responsible Cannibalism is that you eat those that just fucking deserve to be eaten. Its a calling.

I'm not going to find it easily, so IIRC, supposedly the judge said to Alferd Packer something like "There were only 7 Democrats in this town, and you ate 5 of them!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

358 Ninth circuit judge has overturned Trump-Kim agreement.

Cites the emoluments clause and Trump's self interest in building hotels on NK beaches.

Posted by: McCool at June 13, 2018 12:06 PM (WXSv6)

359
Which is why you will never see me at a Moron Meetup.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Ummmmmm...........

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:07 PM (fuK7c)

360 That's basically me before any kind of interaction that consists of meeting new people.

Which is why you will never see me at a Moron Meetup.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (kqsXK)

Heh, same here! Someone should arrange a "Come after a Fifth" Meetup...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 12:07 PM (jjaLl)

361 Once you get to know me, you'll understand, I say a lot of shit!

Posted by: Anonymous Sources at June 13, 2018 12:07 PM (vDqXW)

362
342 >>>When/if Sara Sanders leaves her job I'd like to see Trump appointment James Woods

Ann Coulter.
You rejected the Tea Party, you got Trump.

You reject Sanders, you get Coulter.

War.

Posted by: davidt at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM

We can't have both?
Imagine two podiums...two briefers..tag team briefing. Questioners getting pummeled from both sides with facts and logic. The MSM would be whimpering in their seats after the first session.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)

363 >>I was thinking along those lines too. Of course the "experts" though all of the touching was weird and out of place.

Apparently it is out of place in Korean culture; only friends will touch (such as touching an arm).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

Of course it would never occur to the "experts" that Trump knew what he was doing, and that he probably knows touching is really not part of their culture, but has a reason to break with it...

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:07 PM (y8Foj)

364 Do you eat 'em raw ... or Slap Hot Iron to 'em first ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:02 PM (fiGNd)

lol...I must say I have become much more careful since my run in with Horde emergency medicine. i also have caught Heidi leaving cabinet doors open a lot. I think she enjoyed that thread way too much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (2CQCl)

365 But... why was the bank dressed as a clown?

Surely I wasn't the first to that comment!

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell p at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (fZlu3)

366 WHAT HAPPENED?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Squatty Potty at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (3yQ8+)

367 294 >>I went back and rewatched parts of the meeting. It appeared that Trump was actually guiding Kim through the process much of the time like a trusted confidant.

Don't want to read to much into it but if you see any replays of the meeting look for it. "

It's amazing that even American commenters don't seem to understand the dynamic of what's going on, but Trump seems to have understood it instinctively. It comes down to reading what kind of man Kim is, personally.

He's widely called a psychopath and a tyrant because of what his government has done - understandable to make that link, but consider that since Kim's father and grandfather were the actual psychopaths, it's just as likely that Kim has to act that way because he inherited the role, and if he didn't he would be brutally killed by the real psychopaths who run the North Korean military. So I am not suggesting Kim is "good", only that his life thrust him into a role where he had to either be a brutal God-King or be killed. So, times being what they were, he accepted the job.

What has Kim never had? What did Trump pick up on? I'm guessing that Kim never had any kind of real Father figure in his life - I'm imagining his youth when he told his father he wanted to open a petting zoo and dad said "An Evil Petting Zoo?"

and suddenly Trump has very slyly and smoothly played the Father figure to him, the one to guide him, praise him, understand him, show him how to get good things. And Kim, being a man who had everything, but who had never had that ever before in his life, is eating it up.

At least that's my theory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (k1TUh)

368 lol...I must say I have become much more careful since my run in with Horde emergency medicine. i also have caught Heidi leaving cabinet doors open a lot. I think she enjoyed that thread way too much.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (2CQCl)

We Cauterize because We Care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:09 PM (fiGNd)

369 Knowing Trump, if Q Anon is legit, he might be leaking under Trump's direction.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (kkXcm)

Personally, I rate the veracity of Q as dubious but not entirely impossible.

One of those things you'd *like* to be true, but . . .

Posted by: filbert at June 13, 2018 12:09 PM (953wK)

370 I was thinking along those lines too. Of course the "experts" though all of the touching was weird and out of place.

Apparently it is out of place in Korean culture; only friends will touch (such as touching an arm).
Posted by: Lizzy

It's so obvious! Why didn't anyone think of this before?????

KOREAN COLLUSION!!!!11!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 12:09 PM (9uM86)

371 https://kek.gg/u/SjwX
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New York Times Investigating Ali Watkins' Reporting in Light of DOJ Leak Probe
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some of the morons here might want to tap the brakes on Schtupping Ali

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:10 PM (y3aQB)

372 Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

The Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria?

Posted by: Chuck C at June 13, 2018 12:10 PM (1djgs)

373 Regarding the Stages of Donald Trump's Presidency, they are at the stage where they go to the Tony's, get on camera, and have an obscene temper tantrum like a spoiled 3 year old brat who didn't get his way.

It's okay, DeNiro, no one expects anything better from you. Now go back to your mansions and preen over how you care so much about the underclass.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 13, 2018 12:11 PM (+lVUW)

374 >>Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

Why did it have to be three?

Posted by: Rick Perry at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (3yQ8+)

375 >>Of course it would never occur to the "experts" that Trump knew what he was doing, and that he probably knows touching is really not part of their culture, but has a reason to break with it...

He's got a condo development in South Korea and anyone who has done business in Asia knows that they take their customs seriously.

I guess it gives the left comfort to pretend Trump is an idiot but he for a big dummy he sure does kick their asses a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (/tuJf)

376 We Cauterize because We Care.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:09 PM (fiGNd)

LMAO. Sign above the Moron Emergency Clinic.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (2CQCl)

377 I think publicly vaporizing his uncle with an anti-aircraft battery must have been a sort of "rock bottom" moment for Kim.

Just sat back and said to himself, "OK, come on Jong-y. What are you doing with yourself here. You gotta get your shit together...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (BRvh1)

378 But, MP4...we're not new. You've known us forever. Only our faces would be new.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (Kq2SQ)

379 At least that's my theory.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (k1TUh)

I think it's a very good theory. I'd add that China's insistence that he continue the overall antagonistic stance started by his predecessors to further China's global goals is a factor as well...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (jjaLl)

380 Trumpentwatter amusing again this morning.

Tim Kaine - "total stiff".

And some Seriously Not Literally stuff - "There is no longer a Nuclear Threat from North Korea".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (QDnY+)

381 Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.
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Fred, Abe, and Jared.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't understand the use of the verb to-name at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (vDqXW)

382 Another nothingburger with cheese.
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Cheesewhiz...or maybe Velveeta.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (++ggZ)

383 So why'd they repeal it if everybody was pissed about it?

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:33 AM (kkXcm)

What others have said above. I also understand that Amazon was renovating / looking to renovate and new campus type office center and had mentioned maybe they'd slow down with that.

But I also read where residents, at least some who weren't / aren't absolute socialists yet, raised a big stink. they had property taxes raised, this head tax wouldn't solve the issue and were just plain fed up with increased costs. Funny that.

Also, the chick that initiated this, name escapes me, but she's on the council and has some weird name - came right out and blamed "big corporations" and their moneyed interests. They already have or will shortly raise the min wage to $15 and there are a bunch of economic reactions to that - hello Ms. Kiosk.

But what I think it boiled down to: residents were afraid that this money would attract more homelessness as the money was to be used to build shelters and small homes. Build more, get more and the residents were fed up.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (bB4HN)

384 >>New York Times Investigating Ali Watkins' Reporting in Light of DOJ Leak Probe

Is this going to be like their ombudsman investigating whether or not they are biased, admitting they are, and then....nothing. Or, then the ombudsman leaves?

The fact that she wasn't suspended (if not fired) immediately kind of indicates the results of this investigation, IMHO. If anything, they're probably more pissed she waited months to tell them she was under investigation.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (W+vEI)

385 I think Rumsfeld would have loved Trump's video pitch.
His favorite photo that he hung in all his offices is a satellite photo showing the Korean Peninsula at night that showed a clear line of demarcation between the darkness of NK and the economic boom of ROK.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (c6UIl)

386 374 >>Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

Why did it have to be three?
Posted by: Rick Perry at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (3yQ8+)

I'm the Executive Branch, this is my Legislative Branch, and this is my other Legislative Branch.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (BRvh1)

387 If California busts into three states, that is going to break so much computer code, it's going to be like Y2K all over again. Lots and lots of jobs for maintenance programmers. Maybe time to come out of retirement.

Posted by: gp at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (mk9aG)

388 Tim Kaine, who spent most of his life inhaling Jack Nicholson's Joker Gas.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (WDCYi)

389 I'm not going to find it easily, so IIRC, supposedly the judge said to Alferd Packer something like "There were only 7 Democrats in this town, and you ate 5 of them!"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

I read a book on Alfred Packer. That's an apocryphal story, nonetheless, very funny.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (MX7xj)

390 Have we discussed the Nobel Prize nomination yet?

https://wp.me/p6MziH-2WNn

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (EyPfd)

391 374 >>Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

Barack, Hussein, and Obama.

MY PRESIDENT BLACK, BITCHES!!!!!

Posted by: Busta Rhymes at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (WDCYi)

392 I think publicly vaporizing his uncle with an anti-aircraft battery must have been a sort of "rock bottom" moment for Kim.

Just sat back and said to himself, "OK, come on Jong-y. What are you doing with yourself here. You gotta get your shit together...."
Posted by: Warai-otoki

"Hi. I'm Kim Jong Un and I'm an alcoholic"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (9uM86)

393 Ulsterman was some Irish guy running a larp for shits and giggles.

An enterprising shitlord could literally do the same thing now and you'd make a bundle from the unhinged left.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (4ErVI)

394 Wait, we need some diversity:

Jesus, Gina, and Amal--and Amal is non-binary.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't understand the use of the verb to-name at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (vDqXW)

395 knowing the Kims, it will be weird if Tu Phat decides DJT is Daddy. we might end up seeing Trump on a sacred mountain after all... Paektu.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 12:15 PM (NpRAB)

396 What has Kim never had? What did Trump pick up on? I'm guessing that Kim never had any kind of real Father figure in his life - I'm imagining his youth when he told his father he wanted to open a petting zoo and dad said "An Evil Petting Zoo?"

and suddenly Trump has very slyly and smoothly played the Father figure to him, the one to guide him, praise him, understand him, show him how to get good things. And Kim, being a man who had everything, but who had never had that ever before in his life, is eating it up.

At least that's my theory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 12:08 PM (k1TUh)

I'll buy that. Trump is playing a long game. I don't trust Kim, but I trust Trump. And if Kim trusts Trump, this might work.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:15 PM (y8Foj)

397 Servo, love the "evil petting zoo" reference. Hilarious, and actually makes your speculative point perfectly.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:15 PM (QDnY+)

398 394 Wait, we need some diversity:

Jesus, Gina, and Amal--and Amal is non-binary.

Posted by: Guy who doesn't understand the use of the verb to-name at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (vDqXW)

George Clooney's wife? That Amal?

Posted by: Busta Rhymes at June 13, 2018 12:16 PM (WDCYi)

399 >>>Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

I....uh...er....uh...there's the...uh...Pen, and there's...um...the Phone.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 13, 2018 12:16 PM (3yQ8+)

400 The press is just mad because Trump didn't feed the koi this time and they had no 'plastic turkey ' to go crazy about.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 12:16 PM (c6UIl)

401 Tom Servo, love the "Wizard of Oz" reference.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 12:16 PM (Kq2SQ)

402 >>Quick, go look and see how many can name all three branches of the federal government.

How tall is the tree?

Posted by: Hillary at June 13, 2018 12:16 PM (aVYsC)

403 Off, over-the-hill rapper sock.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 12:16 PM (WDCYi)

404 and by "underclass", deNiro means the freshman girls at the local high school

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (NpRAB)

405 >>At least that's my theory.

Makes sense.

At this point I have to think that Trump is good at reading people, and that is one of the reasons he has been able drive his critics crazy. He knows exactly what buttons to push to get a response.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

406 An enterprising shitlord could literally do the same thing now and you'd make a bundle from the unhinged left.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 12:14 PM (4ErVI)

I think there are plenty of news channels and late night comedy shows that are doing this already. Yeah, they hate Trump too, but they are servicing the truly deranged for profit.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (y8Foj)

407 I think publicly vaporizing his uncle with an anti-aircraft battery must have been a sort of "rock bottom" moment for Kim.

Just sat back and said to himself, "OK, come on Jong-y. What are you doing with yourself here. You gotta get your shit together...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (BRvh1)

My theory is that Kim wants closer ties to the West and to ease up on Communism, so he's been eliminating the old guard who served his granddad and father and remember the revolution. He's replaced them with loyalists to him who aren't going to raise a stink as long as they get a cut of the profits.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (Tnhbr)

408 I think publicly vaporizing his uncle with an anti-aircraft battery must have been a sort of "rock bottom" moment for Kim.

Posted by: Warai-otoki

Am I the only one here that has at least thought about doing similar shit to certain people ?

I'm not saying its right. I'm just saying I understand.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (fiGNd)

409 No shit ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:05 PM (fiGNd)

I shit you not. I get very uncomfortable, self-conscious and clinically self-loathing around people I've never met before, and only copious amounts of alcohol loosen me up.

I went to the NoVa MoMe a couple of years ago, and even though everyone could not have been nicer to me, I couldn't wait to get back home; I cringed the whole night through, probably made Ace feel uncomfortable and I know I bored poor Eris to tears.

A man needs to know his limitations.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:18 PM (kqsXK)

410 I'm the Executive Branch, this is my Legislative Branch, and this is my other Legislative Branch.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (BRvh1)
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My nomination for thread-winner. Both easily-relatable and cogent comment.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW)

411 My favorite quote about Hillary's drinking.

"She likes to drink," Amy Chozick, a New York Times reporter who covers Clinton, said to ABC earlier this year. "We were on the campaign trail in 2008 and the press thought she was just taking shots to pander to voters in Pennsylvania. Um, no."

Posted by: WisRich at June 13, 2018 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

412 >>> There's an iron first in that velvet glove. The only contents of Obama's glove was a limp wrist and a sweaty palm.

Sheer poetry, GP!

Also Trump getting a Nobel nomination for actual legit accomplishments towards peace, not just fanboying by the Nobel people, must be sticking in Obama's craw. Fingers crossed Trump wins it! Would be yuuuuuge.

Posted by: LizLem at June 13, 2018 12:19 PM (hvf9s)

413
Also, the chick that initiated this, name escapes me, but she's on the council and has some weird name - came right out and blamed "big corporations" and their moneyed interests. They already have or will shortly raise the min wage to $15 and there are a bunch of economic reactions to that - hello Ms. Kiosk.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM (bB4HN)

Head that chick interviewed. She 'like literally' had no idea, what one of he little houses would cost, how much the people would be paid to have one on their property, how people would be helped out of teh little house to be on their own at some point. She kept saying. "Well, other states pilot programs have been successful, you could check with them." Wtf? Who ARE these people!?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:19 PM (2CQCl)

414 I'm not saying its right. I'm just saying I understand.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (fiGNd)

Some days it's more a question of feasibility than morality....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:19 PM (BRvh1)

415 Ummmmmm...........

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:07 PM (fuK7c)

Yes, I know. I just explained it.

You and Her Imperial Malevolence were wonderful and I am happy I met you in person. But I was dying inside the whole time, which is why I ended up in a corner and left fairly early. I simply couldn't stand myself anymore.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:20 PM (kqsXK)

416 407 I think publicly vaporizing his uncle with an anti-aircraft battery must have been a sort of "rock bottom" moment for Kim.

Just sat back and said to himself, "OK, come on Jong-y. What are you doing with yourself here. You gotta get your shit together...."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:12 PM (BRvh1)

My theory is that Kim wants closer ties to the West and to ease up on Communism, so he's been eliminating the old guard who served his granddad and father and remember the revolution. He's replaced them with loyalists to him who aren't going to raise a stink as long as they get a cut of the profits.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (Tnhbr)

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I remember reading somewhere that he was "China's Man" in Pyongyang and was initally positioned (along with his wife, who was one of Kim Jong Il's sisters) as the power behind the throne in NK.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:20 PM (kkXcm)

417 "I went to the NoVa MoMe a couple of years ago, and even though everyone could not have been nicer to me, I couldn't wait to get back home; I cringed the whole night through, probably made Ace feel uncomfortable and I know I bored poor Eris to tears. "

Oh...horse poopy.

You were a delight to meet with, and Mrs VIA absolutely enjoyed talking with you as well.

You may struggle internally.
But externally, you carried it off with dignity and aplomb.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 12:20 PM (EyPfd)

418 I've been watching a British TV show on called Robot Wars recently, and I'm really digging the Irish redhead co-host. Morons, please check out the pics and let me know if I'm crazy. Last one may be NSFW...and it's definitely freckly!

https://tinyurl.com/y8lbmv5h
https://tinyurl.com/ya5os2th
https://tinyurl.com/y8gx2jv7

Posted by: Punchy at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM (LpV0I)

419 A man needs to know his limitations.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:18 PM (kqsXK)

You should have imagined all the morons naked.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM (2CQCl)

420 356
Apparently it is out of place in Korean culture; only friends will touch (such as touching an arm).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)

Perhaps in general, but between those two I also noticed a few times
where Kim was the one who initiated contact, and he never seemed to
shrink away from it when Donald reached out towards him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:06 PM (BRvh1)

Look here. Let me explain. There are ways to touch people and ways people should not be touched. I should take Trump out behind the wood shed for touchin Lil Kim like that.

Sorta weird and pervy if you ask me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2018 12:22 PM (ymnmz)

421 Posted by: Punchy at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM (LpV0I)
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Wake up, Punchy!

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at June 13, 2018 12:23 PM (vDqXW)

422 >>>Suddenly Trump has very slyly and smoothly played the Father figure to him, the one to guide him, praise him, understand him, show him how to get good things. And Kim, being a man who had everything, but who had never had that ever before in his life, is eating it up.

I suspect he is also doing this with Macron and Trudeau as well. Of the two, Macron is the better behaved child at the moment. Trudeau's temper tantrum at the summit was treated perfectly by Trump; verbally berate the kid and take away his toys.

Posted by: LizLem at June 13, 2018 12:23 PM (hvf9s)

423 Also, the chick that initiated this, name escapes me, but she's on the council and has some weird name - came right out and blamed "big corporations" and their moneyed interests. They already have or will shortly raise the min wage to $15 and there are a bunch of economic reactions to that - hello Ms. Kiosk.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 13, 2018 12:13 PM

Her name is Kshama Sawant of the Seattle Socialist Alternative. Nickname among the local conservatives is the Baghwan Rashnish Sawant.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:23 PM (0tfLf)

424 So is Trump going open his own Trump School of Government after he leaves office or does that only happen if he's assassinated?

DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!
That is my worse fear. The Ruling Class is probably pooling their inheritances trying to figure how to pull it off.

It has been said may times already...If he only had a GOP-e that would help him. The things he could accomplish.

Posted by: Paladin at June 13, 2018 12:23 PM (IiR2y)

425 Has "Punchy" Di Nero come back at Trump is he sitting in a dark room mumbling to himself?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (pw+jk)

426 Trust has nothing to do with it. If "trust" is an element, even trivially, in any arrangement with the Norks, it's obviously worthless.

The verification and monitoring aspects of any actual deal with the Norks will have to be the most intrusive ever seen.

US personnel - not "UN" or int'l agency like IAEA - in charge of all activities.

- Full accounting of all facilities, materials, and *personnel*, with full/anytime access by US monitors to any place/facility in the country. Indefinitely.

- US involvement in disassembly of all Nork nuke industrial complex facilities; removal of key materials from North Korea.

- Ditto for materials, facilities, and personnel connected to ballistic missile development.

- Any failure to comply results in return to full sanctions/isolation. No "sunsets".

No "trust". Intrusive verification, constant and open-ended, is vastly superior to trust.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (QDnY+)

427 You should have imagined all the morons naked.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM (2CQCl)

I guess for you the imagining them all dressed out is the go to thought.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (aVYsC)

428 >>You should have imagined all the morons naked.

God no.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

429 I'm guessing that an evil petting zoo would have vicious and poisonous animals available for petting. Sounds like something out of the Addams Family.

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2018 12:25 PM (xjiRE)

430 I think the center picture of Hillary hanging onto the overhead rack of the plane was leaked out by someone who wasn't that crazy about Hillary. That and the one on the left where she's staring down in a cross eyed fashion into her drink are really bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 12:25 PM (0/+vJ)

431 HMMMMMMMM Paul Ryan's wife Is a Niece to David Boren of Senator of Oklahoma Fame

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:25 PM (y3aQB)

432
No "trust". Intrusive verification, constant and open-ended, is vastly superior to trust.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (QDnY+)

Yes, but that goes without saying. Trust, but verify. Besides, I said Kim had to trust Trump, not the other way around.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (y8Foj)

433 418 I've been watching a British TV show on called Robot Wars recently, and I'm really digging the Irish redhead co-host. Morons, please check out the pics and let me know if I'm crazy. Last one may be NSFW...and it's definitely freckly!

https://tinyurl.com/y8lbmv5h
https://tinyurl.com/ya5os2th
https://tinyurl.com/y8gx2jv7

Posted by: Punchy at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM

OK...show of hands...how many copied and pasted the last link first???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (0tfLf)

434 Sorta weird and pervy if you ask me.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2018 12:22 PM (ymnmz)

In my opinion, the greatest contribution to humanity Jeff Sessions has ever made (except for eviscerating the Klan, of course) was making it perfectly clear to Biden that if he ever tried to touch his granddaughter again he'd draw back a bloody stump.

The Lackawanna Lecher probably didn't even realize he was on camera for that one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (BRvh1)

435 I really hope Punchy Deniro has some lucrative roles and a big cut in lots of box office, since I own him now.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)

436
I think publicly vaporizing his uncle with an anti-aircraft battery must have been a sort of "rock bottom" moment for Kim.

Posted by: Warai-otoki

I'm not saying its right. I'm just saying I understand.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:17 PM (fiGNd)

If his uncle was strapped to a target more than 600 meters away it's totally acceptable

Posted by: Flawlesss Male Logic at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (10vO4)

437 >>>Obama, on the other hand, was a feckless incompetent.

Important correction:

Obama, on the other hand, *is* a feckless incompetent.

"Is" in the sense of "was, is, and always will be."

Posted by: m at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (/TzhX)

438 Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
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Last 5 movies he has been in have bombed

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (y3aQB)

439 I think the center picture of Hillary hanging onto the overhead rack of the plane was leaked out by someone who wasn't that crazy about Hillary. That and the one on the left where she's staring down in a cross eyed fashion into her drink are really bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 12:25 PM (0/+vJ)

You mean that picture of Hillary stumbling onto the plane with a drink in her hand is REAL? I always thought it was altered.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (y8Foj)

440 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2018 12:20 PM (EyPfd)

Thank you. I enjoyed talking to both of you, as well.

And now I've got to run. May be back tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (kqsXK)

441 A man needs to know his limitations.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 13, 2018 12:18 PM (kqsXK)

I get some of that.

I don't actively seek to meet people. This is pretty much my only online interaction. When I get tired of this - or this gets tired of me - then I guess thats it.

But dude - listen to me on this. I hope its pretty obvious when I'm just fucking around making jokes - and pretty obvious went I'm serious as a heart attack. There's no middle for me.

This is one of those heart attack times. You're a good dude. No reason to be down on yourself. The list of people I'd actually drag ass to one of these things to be nice to is pretty short. Less than twenty - I'm going over the names in my head now. The list I'd drag ass to just to tell "OK - I'm here. Now what ?" is longer.

But I'd drag ass to buy you a beer. Or a tea. Whatever. You're a good dude. Don't forget.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (fiGNd)

442 427 You should have imagined all the morons naked.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM (2CQCl)

I guess for you the imagining them all dressed out is the go to thought.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (aVYsC)

Lol, Ya know buzz, i was making a joke about people who have stage fright as you have surmised, however now I can't get the thought out of my head of sitting at a MOME and doing that. Now i can't go to any. Gees...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (2CQCl)

443 New York Times Investigating Ali Watkins' Reporting in Light of DOJ Leak Probe

"layers of fact checkers"

i charge extra for that.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (GYX1g)

444 You should have imagined all the morons naked.

God no.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

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Just when I thought I was going to keep my breakfast down today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

445 Honestly if Kim Jong Un sat down with Obama for some deal I'd wonder how many pallets of cash were on their way or what nuclear secrets he was giving away. I'm skeptical this will work out but I have a hell of a lot more confidence in President Trump to work out a better deal than Obama, whose idea of diplomacy is to bow and give away things to our enemies.

The whole "he can nuke us!" thing was always ridiculous trash, they could barely manage to get a missile to go TOWARD Japan, let alone stay together long enough to reach near it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)

446 371
https://kek.gg/u/SjwX

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New York Times Investigating Ali Watkins' Reporting in Light of DOJ Leak Probe

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some of the morons here might want to tap the brakes on Schtupping Ali

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:10 PM (y3aQB)
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Thanks for looking out for me!

Posted by: Zombie Muhammed Ali at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (Fb9aZ)

447 Abe and Merkel walk into a bar.
Abe orders a Sapporo and Merkel orders two plates of buffalo wings, chili fries and a twice baked potato.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (HgMAr)

448

Quite the take down

Why does the commentariat so despise Trump's success?
https://tinyurl.com/yc6yqrsf

snippet

While the Anti-Trump Mandarins of the Commentariat (ATMC, for short) are busy untwisting their knickers after the President's historic summit meeting with the Tubby Tyrant of North Korea, I have an important real-estate tip to pass along: beach-front property in North Korea. Keep your eye on it. As Trump said yesterday in his wide-ranging press conference following his meeting with Kim Jong-un, that stretch of land between China and South Korea would be an ideal spot for luxury hotels and condos, if only Kim would stop shooting off cannons there.

"If only." Bear that in mind, as Donald Trump assuredly will, as you chuckle over the incongruity of "beach-front property" in close proximity to the words "North Korea."

Observation One: President Trump has a sly and inviting sense of humour. This is not widely appreciated, but it should be. The ATMC are too busy screaming themselves hoarse to notice. It was amusing of Trump, a bona-fide real estate tycoon, to mention condos and hotels at his press conference. "Think of it," he said, "from a real-estate perspective." It was amusing for Trump

found this piece over at instapundit

Some people cannot see Trump for who he really is so simpletons keep clucking like chickens.

That is why they could never be a true leader. Or, the thought police, which they play in real life.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (fceHP)

449 Her name is Kshama Sawant of the Seattle Socialist Alternative. Nickname among the local conservatives is the Baghwan Rashnish Sawant.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:23 PM (0tfLf)

Geez. And to think, the nickname "Idiot Sawant" is just lying there, unused, collecting dust.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (BRvh1)

450 Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
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Last 5 movies he has been in have bombed
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 12:27 PM (y3aQB)
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That's why we'll try to get him in Infinity Wars Part 2. I like my properties to earn money.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (vDqXW)

451 God no.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

Hey!

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (+lOpA)

452 444 You should have imagined all the morons naked.

God no.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

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Just when I thought I was going to keep my breakfast down today.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:28 PM

Perhaps start slow...imagine just AtC naked.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (0tfLf)

453 >>>Obama, on the other hand, was a feckless incompetent.

I don't think he was trying to make deals. He was trying to help our enemies, and thought he could get away with spinning it as a "deal" because the press would back him. So on those terms he was fairly successful.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

454

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (+lOpA)

455 >>>>You should have imagined all the morons naked.

Great, now we have to go back to Hillary shitting as a palate cleanser.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 12:30 PM (jjaLl)

456 Speaking of baked potatoes...

...what is it with old people and Wendy's Baked Potatoes?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (WDCYi)

457 Just when I thought I was going to keep my breakfast down today.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 13, 2018 12:28 PM (pw+jk)
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Picked the wrong week to stop my bulemia!

Posted by: Lloyd Bridges at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (vDqXW)

458 I remember reading somewhere that he was "China's Man" in Pyongyang and was initally positioned (along with his wife, who was one of Kim Jong Il's sisters) as the power behind the throne in NK.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:20 PM (kkXcm)

He was. I saw something not long ago about how he might have actually assumed power in case Kim Jong Un wasn't old enough to take over.

Un eliminated a rival basically. There probably was corruption there too but basically all the inner circle have their own graft operations going.

Probably he had little choice. The system was created long before he was born and it's either play along or find yourself in a shallow grave outside Pyongyang.

Not that I'm defending his actions or anything. The guy is in charge of the most totalitarian country in the world.

I do think his grandfather and father were far more ruthless men than he has been. The whole gulag system was set up by those guys, and greatly expanded in the 1990s during that horrible famine.

I've even seen things that he's actually just the face of the regime and that it's actually being run by a clique of old generals from Il Sung's days. I'm not sure that makes sense because I doubt they'd greenlight a meeting with Trump. But who knows what's going on over there. It's more secretive than even the USSR back in the day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (4ErVI)

459 Perhaps start slow...imagine just AtC naked.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (0tfLf)

Way back, didnt AtC do a cleavage shot for the horde? Where is that damn thing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (2CQCl)

460 Geez. And to think, the nickname "Idiot Sawant" is just lying there, unused, collecting dust.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM

I know huh?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (0tfLf)

461 Japan may have listened to the Germans, but America was listening to the Soviets. "Some Say" (Diana West, "American Betrayal", and many others) that the Soviets pushed us around from within our own government (a lot like DeepState now, but maybe not as much in the IC).

So Soviets wanted us engaged in Japan yet supplying Soviets/Russia and the European front. Japan had made efforts to avoid war? And Russia walked off with control of everything behind the iron curtain, and murdered off 10 million in Ukraine --

Which the NY Times (as corrupt and under commie control then as now) covered it all up and gave an award to the commie stooge writing the propaganda. They really like giving out those global award for serving Mother Russia.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (bT8Z4)

462 If your going to speak of the branches of government. Be sure to watch out for the Special Branch.

Posted by: Neil Pye, PC 13 at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (6T1QJ)

463 >>Way back, didnt AtC do a cleavage shot for the horde?

Low. Hanging. Fruit.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 12:32 PM (3yQ8+)

464 It's "side of beef"! C'mon, stop muddying the metaphorical waters!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (pNxlR)

GP thinks that "side of beef" has been way overused, so he thought of a new one.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (htCxB)
...........

I like them all. And potting soil is heavy, and usually makes a mess in your car.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2018 12:32 PM (HgMAr)

465 OK...show of hands...how many copied and pasted the last link first???

*raises hand*

Freckly is good. Maybe it matters whether you come from a freckle culture.

Although I know a Japanese girl who's freckly, so maybe it's universal.

Now I am going to yell at MP4.

VIA just said it. Everybody who met you liked you. I was the second best dressed because you wore a tie. You are dapper.

The short girl with the Rack likes you and would do things to you.

People who meet you like you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:32 PM (fuK7c)

466 Life in Hell, or at least Purgatory. Hillary escapes her handlers while on her mid afternoon bender, decides she remembers how to drive and steals a Secret Service Suburban. Hils crashes into a liquor store, and is ordered by the court to check in at the Betty Ford. Hell would be assignment as her orderly.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2018 12:32 PM (xzqr4)

467 OK...show of hands...how many copied and pasted the last link first???

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:26 PM (0tfLf)

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First?

Only.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (VgKNm)

468 454

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (+lOpA)

The smeller is the feller.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (xBSm0)

469 Way back, didnt AtC do a cleavage shot for the horde? Where is that damn thing?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (2CQCl)

A blue-purple bra with white flowers of some type on it, IIRC.

I can't tell you how tall or short she is ... but that was a pic full of a whole lot of jugs.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (fiGNd)

470 As others have mentioned,

Two Norwegian lawmakers have nominated President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize after the Singapore summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Christian Tybring-Gjedde and Per-Willy Amundsen, lawmakers with the populist Progress Party.

We'll see.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (fceHP)

471 >>People who meet you like you.

Sounds like a Fortune Cookie.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (3yQ8+)

472 Perhaps start slow...imagine just AtC naked.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (0tfLf)
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Dat concomitant ass, doh?

Posted by: Litterate Gangsta at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (vDqXW)

473 Humans suck so bad, they've even caused global warming on the moon.

https://tinyurl.com/y7mgos2g

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 12:34 PM (/qEW2)

474 244 206 163 I read Hillary! actually has a toilet in her shower.....Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

And a server

Posted by: Mega at June 13, 2018 12:34 PM (L17j/)

475 >>Yes, but that goes without saying. Trust, but verify. Besides, I said Kim had to trust Trump, not the other way around.

Yes, considering what eventually happened to Gaddafi.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:34 PM (W+vEI)

476 You should have imagined all the morons naked.

Ain't nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (39g3+)

477 Diogenes

Go on. And yes, I clicked the last link first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (hyuyC)

478 Awwww, MPPPP. I'm sure you came across at the meeting much better than you believe. I also have crippling social anxiety and self doubt. Being able to appear normal to humans in public is one of my greatest personal accomplishments.

The thing that has helped me most in the last few years is forced leadership experience. I was assigned a few years ago to be the choir director at church. Every week I have to stand front and center before 15-20 people and tell them what to do. I'm a perfectionist, so having to suddenly be a conducting expert when I'm not is hard. Then once a month I have to stand in front of the whole congregation with the choir and not eff it all up. I've really come out of my shell. Scariest and best church calling I've ever had.

Posted by: LizLem at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (hvf9s)

479 Yes, considering what eventually happened to Gaddafi.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 12:34 PM (W+vEI)
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We know longer have those back-stabbers as President and SoS.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (vDqXW)

480 (183) Barky called, said "You didn't build that!"

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (RuIsu)

481 Way back, didnt AtC do a cleavage shot for the horde? Where is that damn thing?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM (2CQCl)

I can find it if you give me some time. I believe there's a link to it in the archives from back in January.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (4C0+v)

482 He was. I saw something not long ago about how he might have actually assumed power in case Kim Jong Un wasn't old enough to take over.

Un eliminated a rival basically. There probably was corruption there too but basically all the inner circle have their own graft operations going.

Probably he had little choice. The system was created long before he was born and it's either play along or find yourself in a shallow grave outside Pyongyang.

Not that I'm defending his actions or anything. The guy is in charge of the most totalitarian country in the world.

I do think his grandfather and father were far more ruthless men than he has been. The whole gulag system was set up by those guys, and greatly expanded in the 1990s during that horrible famine.

I've even seen things that he's actually just the face of the regime and that it's actually being run by a clique of old generals from Il Sung's days. I'm not sure that makes sense because I doubt they'd greenlight a meeting with Trump. But who knows what's going on over there. It's more secretive than even the USSR back in the day.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 13, 2018 12:31 PM

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Maybe its a question of all of those old generals starting to die off? They have to be getting old. I wouldn't underestimate the influence of nationalism. From Kim's perspective he might prefer an overlord that's an ocean away to one that's on his border with a history of hegemonic pretensions over his country.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:35 PM (kkXcm)

483 Although I know a Japanese girl who's freckly, so maybe it's universal.

Everyone is freckly -- that is to say, the stuff that makes freckles show up on some people is in everyone but doesn't become visible in most cases. Some people get more freckly when they tan.

But I do loves me some freckles on a girl

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2018 12:36 PM (39g3+)

484 That Walmart / Florida Man story on the sidebar is just the best ever !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 13, 2018 12:37 PM (GNCPT)

485 "Hmmm... No wonder Hillary had to be
tossed into the back of that van like a sack
of potting soil. She was probably tanked."
............

Damn this thing is unwieldy. *plop* *rip* *ralph*
Dammit. Should've put down some plastic.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2018 12:37 PM (HgMAr)

486 470 As others have mentioned,

Two Norwegian lawmakers have nominated President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize after the Singapore summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. Christian Tybring-Gjedde and Per-Willy Amundsen, lawmakers with the populist Progress Party.

We'll see.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 13, 2018 12:33 PM (fceHP)

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Unsuprising. Despite their name, they're pretty damn Thatcherite in ideology.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 12:37 PM (kkXcm)

487 37
Nothing wrong with drinking. Hillary just can't do it.

Just like she can't do anything right.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (+lOpA)

What Hillary hasn't figured out is to drink successfully, you have to stop sometimes. Like when you wake up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 12:38 PM (UsCnO)

488 We know longer have those back-stabbers as President and SoS.

That distinction may not be very clear to people in other nations. And since we change presidents so often, the lesson Obama taught was that just because one makes a deal doesn't mean you can trust the next guy. Ask the Ukranians or Polish how I know this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2018 12:38 PM (39g3+)

489 I'm not sure if it's really the same thing, so i'm not sure I can perfectly sympathize with you MP4, but I get a sort of social anxiety, even when out in public with good friends. It's almost like a social claustrophobia. But instead of the walls closing in, it's all the other people closing in, and sometimes it gets so bad I just have to stand up and get the hell outta there. I feel like everyone else is there looking at me like, "what the hell is this guy doing here? Who let him in? I wish he'd just go". Even when I know that thought is completely irrational and unfounded.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (BRvh1)

490 Way back, didnt AtC do a cleavage shot for the horde? Where is that damn thing?

Election night, 2016.

AtC did victory tits. Bebe did pudding cups.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (fuK7c)

491 Is this a thing? I think this is a thing.

Some guy photoshopped Chelsea into a Howdy Doody pic, and she is pissed:

https://tinyurl.com/ya2f6cx6

(American Thinker)

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (0ogQG)

492 Joe Scarborough: Republican Party Primary Voters "Have Devolved into a Trumpist Cult"
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You tell 'em I'm comin'!

And Hell's comin' with me!

Posted by: Wyatt Trump at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)

493 I'm not saying its right. I'm just saying I understand.

. . .

I've always admired the AA executions. Not the executions themselves, but the method.

If I had an AA gun, I'd run out of ammo before I ran out of deserving targets, I suspect.

Of course, Darth Vader was my childhood hero and I have to drink just so that civilization is tolerable.

So maybe I'm the problem.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (ct0K5)

494 I don't think he was trying to make deals. He was
trying to help our enemies, and thought he could get away with spinning
it as a "deal" because the press would back him. So on those terms he
was fairly successful.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 13, 2018 12:29 PM (/qEW2)

And that is the entire and only reason for Obama's "success". The media is the domestic enemy I took an oath against.

Media Delenda Est

Posted by: LGoPs at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (FWsqf)

495 I love my freckles.

They hide the wrinkles.

Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2018 12:40 PM (Kq2SQ)

496 I need to take some of you guys drinking. I'll cure your social issues.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 12:40 PM (/tuJf)

497 As Trump said yesterday in his wide-ranging press conference
following his meeting with Kim Jong-un, that stretch of land between
China and South Korea would be an ideal spot for luxury hotels and
condos, if only Kim would stop shooting off cannons there.
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Geography, what a concept.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 13, 2018 12:40 PM (MIKMs)

498 Nothing wrong with drinking. Hillary just can't do it.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (+lOpA)
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But bless her heart, she keeps on trying.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 12:40 PM (vDqXW)

499 What Hillary hasn't figured out is to drink successfully, you have to stop sometimes. Like when you wake up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 12:38 PM (UsCnO)

Why aren't I 50 drinks ahead, you might ask?

hic!

Posted by: Hillary! at June 13, 2018 12:41 PM (LpV0I)

500 But bless her heart, she keeps on trying.
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 12:40 PM (vDqXW)

In for a penny...

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 12:41 PM (+lOpA)

501 485
"Hmmm... No wonder Hillary had to be

tossed into the back of that van like a sack

of potting soil. She was probably tanked."

............

Damn this thing is unwieldy. *plop* *rip* *ralph*

Dammit. Should've put down some plastic.

Posted by: wth at June 13, 2018 12:37 PM (HgMAr)

It was before noon on cool Sept day, low humidity. The she just face plants.

I'd bet she woke up skipped the sauce went out for the day thinking I'll be sober for this 9/11 memorial event, and then the shakes came on and the BP dropped and it was lights out. I have seen it happen to some of my Alkie family members, who try to hold it together at funerals and weddings that go on to long before the bar is open.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 12:41 PM (ymnmz)

502 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at June 13, 2018 12:41 PM (O5Q3r)

503 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 13, 2018 12:42 PM (GNCPT)

504 Some guy photoshopped Chelsea into a Howdy Doody pic, and she is pissed:

https://tinyurl.com/ya2f6cx6

(American Thinker)

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (0ogQG)

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The really bad part is the no caption was needed. It could've just been Howdy Doody's face on a womans body, and everyone would know it was Chubbles.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 12:42 PM (VgKNm)

505 Bebe did pudding cups.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:39 PM (fuK7c)

That was Bebe ? Then she did two pics.

Well ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 12:42 PM (fiGNd)

506 {Punchy comment here.}

Posted by: Bobby de Niro at June 13, 2018 12:44 PM (2NqXo)

507 The second picture on the right-2nd down looks like Hillary snorting cocaine.

I would never run for President. I've never snorted cocaine and don't drink a lot-I think I drink a little more since having a teen-but people would be talking about my weight, my clothes, how I look for my age and would dredge up whatever dumb stuff I had done in my life. They could do that if I didn't run for President, but everything comes out then.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 12:45 PM (0/+vJ)

508 61
Trump is a salesman. Singapore was all about sales tactics, or if you
prefer PUA tactics (mostly the same thing). A good salesman knows that
sometimes what you're selling isn't the product on the shelf or in the
lot. Trump is trying to sell Kim the idea of being a respected figure on
the global stage. Hence all the talk about how wonderful and historic
the meeting was after all the back and forth and insults. He keeps Kim
off balance and seeking approval, and gives just enough to keep the
latter coming back. Kim has to want Trump's respect enough that he's
willing to make reforms and give up his nuke program.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 13, 2018 11:23 AM (Tnhbr)

Probably the best paragraph on the entire Kim-Trump meeting.

And it was written by a 'Ron.
The real estate here is very, very undervalued relative to the billion dollar MSM properties.

If Ace ever figures out to monetize it, he will be a very rich man.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 12:45 PM (UsCnO)

509
When/if Sara Sanders leaves her job I'd like to see Trump appointment James Woods

In character as Jack Crow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2018 12:46 PM (XWkhW)

510 Probably he had little choice. The system was created long before he was born and it's either play along or find yourself in a shallow grave outside Pyongyang.

Not that I'm defending his actions or anything. The guy is in charge of the most totalitarian country in the world. "

Family run dictatorships have always been legendary for the amount of ruthless killings that go on in them. The Italians have been particularly notorious for this, going all the way back to the Caesars, with solid performances put in by the Medici's and the Borgia's. Even the English monarchy saw quite a bit of this over the years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 12:47 PM (k1TUh)

511 487
37

Nothing wrong with drinking. Hillary just can't do it.

Just like she can't do anything right.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (+lOpA)

What Hillary hasn't figured out is to drink successfully, you have to stop sometimes. Like when you wake up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 12:38 PM (UsCnO)

I think some people are missing the point. Guys like Grahm Chapman were permanently drunk they were such alkies. Yeah, nothing wrong with drinking unless you are the sort who is drunk from the moment you wake up to the moment you pass out. In many instances they are "straight" when they are drunk. I think that is where Hdawg is.

Who keeps a thing of "hot sauce" in their purse anyway?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 12:47 PM (ymnmz)

512 That was Bebe ? Then she did two pics.

She posted, I believe, three pics on election night. I have been told that she did something similar before.

Evidence would be appreciated.

I happen to know that each and every statement about AtC's Rack is accurate. She confirmed it on election night.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 12:47 PM (fuK7c)

513 "You know what gets "plopped" into the water when Hillary is getting into the bath? "

Her tits.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 13, 2018 12:52 PM (9vE7k)

514 Remember the ancient Vulcan Proverb, 'Only Trump could sit down with Whoa! Fat'

Posted by: Spock at June 13, 2018 01:10 PM (EATOD)

515 Morons, please check out the pics and let me know if I'm crazy. Last one may be NSFW...and it's definitely freckly!

https://tinyurl.com/y8lbmv5h

https://tinyurl.com/ya5os2th

https://tinyurl.com/y8gx2jv7

Posted by: Punchy at June 13, 2018 12:21 PM (LpV0I)

Also known as Moron Click Bait. Extremely effective.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2018 01:14 PM (UsCnO)

516 New York Times Investigating Ali Watkins' Reporting in Light of DOJ Leak Probe

"layers of fact checkers"
Ombudsman? Public Editor?

In this case, more like Factotum of Lay Checkers.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 13, 2018 01:43 PM (H5rtT)

517 By bosses at NYT certainly weren't perving on my work!

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 02:12 PM (Y274z)

518 I think the MSM keeps bouncing back and forth along the first and third stages, with the occasional temporary advancement into the fourth stage before a remission into the second.

Posted by: Saber Alter at June 13, 2018 02:35 PM (EfAMZ)

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