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Bosch Ecce Homo.jpg

Ecce Homo
Hieronymus Bosch

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1

MY FOLICALS HURT!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 13, 2018 09:22 AM (mPeei)

2 I like this. Thank you.

Posted by: bluebell at June 13, 2018 09:22 AM (oMtOd)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:22 AM (CJRaf)

4

OUCH!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 13, 2018 09:22 AM (mPeei)

5 Willowed:

North Korea is basically the same latitude as New Jersey. Could we see a "Jersey Shore: North Korea" series in the near future?
Posted by: josephistan


Pyongyang Coney Island.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:23 AM (CJRaf)

6 very misleading

I thought they threw homos off the roof

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 13, 2018 09:24 AM (FZYNt)

7 I don't know about anyone else, but I can see right through the group at lower left.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 13, 2018 09:25 AM (9vE7k)

8 So who are the ghosts in the lower left corner?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:25 AM (+y/Ru)

9 8 So who are the ghosts in the lower left corner?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

vaporised in the nuclear blast

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (FZYNt)

10 It's interesting how a Dutch city substitutes for Jerusalem. And check out the flag in the distance... the Ottoman flag?

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (OyyDO)

11 Are the "ghosts" in the lower left portion a palimpsest?

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (7HtZB)

12 Bosch must have ingested some aflatoxin w/his gruel...or maybe just dropped some acid.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (0+nbW)

13 That solves that question. Jesus was left handed.
Look at that forearm. You get that from swinging a hammer an using a saw. No air drivers and cut off tools.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (CJRaf)

14 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2018 09:27 AM (Xp+z8)

15 Hmmm. Not sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:27 AM (lwiT4)

16 Hieronymus Bosch


I like his TV show...didn't know he painted also.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 09:27 AM (Enq6K)

17 Bosch did something besides bizarre views of Hell?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2018 09:27 AM (G+x7t)

18 Are they in Venice?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:27 AM (lwiT4)

19 So who are the ghosts in the lower left corner?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:25 AM



Extravisating spirits. Ecce-mosis.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2018 09:27 AM (2K6fY)

20 13 That solves that question. Jesus was left handed.
Look at that forearm. You get that from swinging a hammer an using a saw. No air drivers and cut off tools.
Posted by: rickb223

there are other "activities" that make one arm stronger than the other

Posted by: G.Quagmire at June 13, 2018 09:28 AM (FZYNt)

21 Bosch had this amazing talent for making just about any scene look creepy. Also, am I hallucinating from sleeplessness or is there some ghostly thing going on in the lower left?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 09:28 AM (RD7QR)

22 Lower lefthand corner, notice the painted over images of two donors who apparently annoyed Bosch later. Or maybe that was done after his death - the removal of their images looks to be rather amateurishly done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 09:28 AM (V2Yro)

23 No homo

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2018 09:28 AM (mk7Bj)

24 Ecce Homo = "Behold the Man"

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 13, 2018 09:28 AM (mpXpK)

25 Ghosts are likely the souls in purgatory awaiting salvation... Just a guess..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2018 09:29 AM (Xp+z8)

26 Jesus was sinister?

Posted by: JAS at June 13, 2018 09:29 AM (3HNOQ)

27 Verdict is in. Don't like it.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)

28 Jesus looks like somebody caught him a good one in the nads.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2018 09:30 AM (G+x7t)

29 @realDonaldTrump 9 minutes ago

So funny to watch the Fake News, especially NBC and CNN. They are fighting hard to downplay the deal with North Korea. 500 days ago they would have "begged" for this deal-looked like war would break out. Our Country's biggest enemy is the Fake News so easily promulgated by fools!

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 09:30 AM (Enq6K)

30 What happened to the figures in the lower left hand corner is the same thing that is currently happening to the Never Trumpers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 09:30 AM (V2Yro)

31 I'm sure Bosch has his fans. Alas, I'm not one of them.

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:30 AM (OyyDO)

32 I don't know about "Ecce Homo", but I don't recommend Googling "Ecchi Homo".

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 13, 2018 09:31 AM (LpV0I)

33 28 Jesus looks like somebody caught him a good one in the nads.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Dude to his left just backhanded The Messiah's crown royal bag

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 13, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

34 Icky homos? Bosch = hater.

Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at June 13, 2018 09:31 AM (b+Fr8)

35 Where is Biggus Dickus?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 09:31 AM (/tuJf)

36 28 Jesus looks like somebody caught him a good one in the nads."

Subtitle to this painting - "Ow my Balls!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 09:31 AM (V2Yro)

37 Bosch should stick to pictures of the Plague, demons in hell, and other macabre subjects.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2018 09:32 AM (mk7Bj)

38 This looks to be from about a minute and a half before perspective was figured out. The buildings in the background fade out satisfactorily but the faces of the crowd are all flat.

There are a couple of bits that look like graffiti which would be interesting to know about.

The bottom left has some ghost shadows. I believe Bosch was a weird dude. The only thing I really know is his depiction of hell.

He does the usual medieval thing of putting Jesus in Firenze, Italia.

What are those things on all the people's heads, especially the guy next to Jesus?

And a couple of the caricatures of Joos there are unfortunate.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 09:32 AM (fuK7c)

39 Who are the ghost people in the lower left? I can't make out the writing there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 13, 2018 09:32 AM (+Dllb)

40 Verdict is in. Don't like it.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:29 AM (lwiT4)
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I have to admit I like the subject matter more than the style.

Posted by: bluebell at June 13, 2018 09:32 AM (oMtOd)

41 And check out the flag in the distance... the Ottoman flag?

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (OyyDO)

Red Sox pennant.

Posted by: BignJames at June 13, 2018 09:32 AM (0+nbW)

42

That's Hieronymous - a limerick

There once was a lady from Kush
With an unkempt and unshaven tush
Her friends said "Beware!"
If you venture down there
Watch out for her ominous bush!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:32 AM (m45I2)

43 36 28 Jesus looks like somebody caught him a good one in the nads."

Subtitle to this painting - "Ow my Balls!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018

*
*
Given what Jesus had already gone through that day, and was about to go through in the near future, I'm not surprised he looks like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (G+x7t)

44 An explanation of the "ghosts" - they're not a palimpsest, that is, evidence of a prior work that was painted over, but were originally the patrons of the painting, who for some reason were effaced later on.

https://tinyurl.com/y94woes4

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (7HtZB)

45 Trump is the King of Twitter.

There is none higher.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (Z5y53)

46 I don't have enough good karma to maje Jesus jokes, so I'll stick to secular ones.

I heard Kim issued an invitation to Acosta to visit NK:
"come meet my favorite puppies, noisy round eye. "

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (hMwEB)

47 What are those things on all the people's heads, especially the guy next to Jesus?



Turk hats.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (CJRaf)

48 According to wiki those people in the left corner had been painted over to remove them from the painting but it was done by an amateur.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

49 Lol omg how do you do it muldoon!

Posted by: Goodwife Cleo at June 13, 2018 09:34 AM (b+Fr8)

50 45 Trump is the King of Twitter.

There is none higher.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:33 AM (Z5y53)

The god-Emperor of shitposting, long may he reign.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 09:35 AM (7HtZB)

51 37 Bosch should stick to pictures of the Plague, demons in hell, and other macabre subjects."

He really found his oeuvre once he started dropping acid.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 09:35 AM (V2Yro)

52 *It could be worse, it could be raining!*

Posted by: tonypete at June 13, 2018 09:35 AM (xhZSJ)

53 According to wiki those people in the left corner had been painted over to remove them from the painting but it was done by an amateur.
Posted by: Vic



First rule of overpainting: Use paint!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:36 AM (CJRaf)

54 Lol omg how do you do it muldoon!


******


My brain works sort of like a Salad Shooter™


Drop in a cucumber and a radish or two, turn the handle and look what pops out.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)

55 We really aren't doing NOOD anymore, are we?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 13, 2018 09:37 AM (AM1GF)

56 NOOD!

Posted by: tonypete at June 13, 2018 09:38 AM (xhZSJ)

57 According to wiki those people in the left corner had been painted over
to remove them from the painting but it was done by an amateur.


This was done by that woman what fixed the Jesus painting.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2018 09:38 AM (xBSm0)

58 Willowed on last thread.:



Things we know. There has been a team of

prosecutors assigned to work with Horowitz since last summer. A criminal

referral has been made against McCabe at the very least. Over a dozen

senior DOJ/FBI employees have been removed from their job and most are

either cooperating or facing indictment. There is and has been a grand

jury empaneled in DC for months now. Congress leaks like a sieve and

there are over 2 dozen criminal active leak investigations going on

right now.





And tomorrow we get the first IG report.



Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 09:07 AM (/tuJf)

This is complex. Let me try to break it down to bullet points and people can tell me where I am wrong.

1. Rosie is playing for Team Deep State


2 Rosie wrote the memo that authorized/green lighted the firing of Comey


3. Rosie then hires Mueller to investigate something he greenlighted

4 Rosie gave Muller unfettered powers, secretly


5
Rosie threatened to subpoena the records of congress people who are in
charge of oversight (though this is partially disputed and could be a game of chicken on the part of congress).


6.
Either way DOJ is slow walking the requests, whether to hamper
congressional oversight or to protect the sanctity of the OIG
investigations or to prevent self serving congressional leaks.


7. Mueller softly defends Rosie on Tuca because
he believes that Rosie is protecting information that Session OIG
directed investigations have found that relates to prosecutions that
might implicate Rosie himself?????


8. Session's is buying time until he rolls the OIG report /grenade onto McCabe's conference table.





Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 09:39 AM (ymnmz)

59 What are those things on all the people's heads, especially the guy next to Jesus? "

He's an idealized version of the complete Renaissance man. Wants to be sure he can get on the lifeboat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QloIbnp5LQ

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 09:39 AM (V2Yro)

60
You're a day late or two days early. The Sorrowful Mysteries are on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 09:39 AM (BWL+E)

61 This was done by that woman what fixed the Jesus painting.


******

Which coincidentally (or maybe not) was also titled "Ecce Homo"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:39 AM (m45I2)

62 It's interesting how a Dutch city substitutes for Jerusalem. And check out the flag in the distance... the Ottoman flag?
Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM

In the Middle Ages artists painted historical scenes with contemporary clothing, building styles, etc.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2018 09:39 AM (2NqXo)

63 According to wiki those people in the left corner had been painted over
to remove them from the painting but it was done by an amateur.

These were donors from Prague who reneged on their pledges

That's right folks.......the Czechs bounced.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 13, 2018 09:40 AM (GYX1g)

64 Weleace Woderwick!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 13, 2018 09:40 AM (kkHpb)

65 The god-Emperor of shitposting, long may he reign.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 09:35 AM (7HtZB)


Its the damnedest thing.

Democrats fought their enemies tooth and nail - over everything - and typically won the day.

Republicans picked their battles - staying above the fray - and typically lost.

Along comes Trump - who fights - and whaddya' know ? He wins.

I mean ... who could have seen THAT coming ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 09:41 AM (xn335)

66 The Early Northern Renaissance is a mixed bag. It seems to be in a transition phase between the culture's Nordic roots, and imported classicism. Not my favorite style, but the Van Eycks are a highlight.

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

67 Based on recommendations from the horde yesterday I a friend looked up Shapiro's sister on the interwebs.

She's been a bad, bad girl. Those weren't selfies, most were taken by someone else. And, umm, those things looked to be actually painful.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:42 AM (Z5y53)

68
According to wiki those people in the left corner had been painted over to remove them from the painting but it was done by an amateur.

Bosch was behind on his vig to the loansharks. "Nice painting, Hieronymus. Be a shame if something happened to it."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 09:42 AM (BWL+E)

69 That's right folks.......the Czechs bounced.


******


Which explains why they are so poorly hidden. These days everybody knows how hard it is to cache a Czech.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:43 AM (m45I2)

70 Why is there a random French chef standing next to our Lord and Savior? And why is he so pale?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:43 AM (51lr/)

71 Why is there a random French chef standing next to our Lord and Savior? And why is he so pale?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu

he ate his own cooking?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 13, 2018 09:43 AM (GYX1g)

72 Why is there a random French chef standing next to our Lord and Savior? And why is he so pale?
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu

Or, he just got news about the Last Supper. He's outta job man!

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 13, 2018 09:44 AM (GYX1g)

73 Just me and Art in here.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 13, 2018 09:44 AM (GYX1g)

74
8 So who are the ghosts in the lower left corner?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:25 AM (+y/Ru)


Star Trek red shirts from the Enterprise, lost is a tragic transporter malfunction.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

75 He's an idealized version of the complete Renaissance man. Wants to be sure he can get on the lifeboat.


That there is hilarious. I feel some measure of shame in not having been familiar with it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)

76 >>>67 Based on recommendations from the horde yesterday I a friend looked up Shapiro's sister on the interwebs.

She's been a bad, bad girl. Those weren't selfies, most were taken by someone else. And, umm, those things looked to be actually painful.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:42 AM (Z5y53)
______
I would live tweet my banging of her to the Nerd Virgin.

While wearing my MAGA hat

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:45 AM (51lr/)

77 The first guy on the ground - the one on the left with his hands outstretched - he looks a little bit like Pope Benedict.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

78 Why is there a random French chef...


*****


"Bake ze cake!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)

79 "Me! I've been teleported to the 15th century! Has
Hieronymus upped the dose on his hallucinogens? The Roman soldiers aren't even wearing any armor. I could knee that one in nuts and make a dash for it. No, I should do what dad wants me to do. I bet Lucifer is partying like it's 1999. Me!"

*Me -Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (9BLnV)

80 She's been a bad, bad girl. Those weren't selfies, most were taken by someone else. And, umm, those things looked to be actually painful.
Posted by: blaster

Any particular name or lnik?

Posted by: The Horde at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (GYX1g)

81 65 The god-Emperor of shitposting, long may he reign.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 09:35 AM (7HtZB)

Its the damnedest thing.

Democrats fought their enemies tooth and nail - over everything - and typically won the day.

Republicans picked their battles - staying above the fray - and typically lost.

Along comes Trump - who fights - and whaddya' know ? He wins.

I mean ... who could have seen THAT coming ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 09:41 AM (xn335)
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There is going to be much teeth gnashing by the Press after Trumps latest tweet.

He's really getting the hang of this Presidenting thing.

Posted by: WisRich at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (G0vdT)

82 but were originally the patrons of the painting, who for some reason were effaced later on.

-
Effaced = disappeared. Bosch was the Stalin of art.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (+y/Ru)

83 So is supposed to be Nesus only this time being persecuted by Muslim Turks?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (c6UIl)

84 >>>80 She's been a bad, bad girl. Those weren't selfies, most were taken by someone else. And, umm, those things looked to be actually painful.
Posted by: blaster

Any particular name or lnik?
Posted by: The Horde at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (GYX1g)
______
Abigail Shapiro.

Links are NSFW can't post.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (51lr/)

85 He's really getting the hang of this Presidenting thing.

Posted by: WisRich at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (G0vdT)


I have considered, briefly, getting the Twatter just to follow his missives.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (xn335)

86 How the hell does auto correct change Jesus to Nesus?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (c6UIl)

87
Jesus, After Meeting "Punchy" DeNiro

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (pNxlR)

88 I've been using Hieronymus Bosch Platinums in all my cars. Great spark and they last 100,000 miles.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 13, 2018 09:49 AM (ukNFU)

89 Oh man, who kicked Jesus in the junk again?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 09:49 AM (WDCYi)

90 I would live tweet my banging of her to the Nerd Virgin.

While wearing my MAGA hat
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:45 AM (51lr/)

I wonder if Shapiro, Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates sit around and commiserate about how their wives won't let them play hide the salami anymore?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 09:49 AM (9BLnV)

91 This is just 40 years from the fall of Constantinople by the Ottomans. That event was like 9/11 to Medieval Europe. As a result, the Turks would become stand-ins for many various ancient villains during this era. The one that comes to mind is Altdorfer's "Battle of Issus". The Ottomans are cast as Darius's Persians.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbnrmnu

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

92 Seriously - Trump tweeted this:

Just landed - a long trip, but everybody can now feel much safer than the day I took office. There is no longer a Nuclear Threat from North Korea. Meeting with Kim Jong Un was an interesting and very positive experience. North Korea has great potential for the future!

Worst. Hitler. Ever.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (Z5y53)

93 86 How the hell does auto correct change Jesus to Nesus?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (c6UIl)

---

*ahem*

Posted by: Satan - Spreading himself around among the tech giants at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (jS2zB)

94 Looks like the dude in the white hat just gave Jesus a backhand dickpunch. Talk about hitting a guy when he's down. Fkkin Pharisees.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (kfcYC)

95 I have considered, briefly, getting the Twatter just to follow his missives.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (xn335)

See if this link will let you follow him without signing up.

http://tinyurl.com/cas2xvq

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (Enq6K)

96 His career really took off after he changed his name from Anonymous Bosch.



Nobody had every heard of him before.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)

97 So happy to see that the Horde is alive, well and full of piss and vinegar this morning.

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2018 09:51 AM (I1V3o)

98 92
Seriously - Trump tweeted this:



Just landed - a long trip, but everybody can now feel much safer
than the day I took office. There is no longer a Nuclear Threat from
North Korea. Meeting with Kim Jong Un was an interesting and very
positive experience. North Korea has great potential for the future!



Worst. Hitler. Ever.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (Z5y53)


Calling Dr Klang. Calling Dr Klang

Posted by: The Craw at June 13, 2018 09:52 AM (ymnmz)

99 86 How the hell does auto correct change Jesus to Nesus?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 09:48 AM (c6UIl)

Silicon valley doesn't believe...not in their dictionary.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 09:52 AM (Enq6K)

100 When I work on my car, I prefer to use parts from Bosch.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 13, 2018 09:52 AM (eytER)

101 I have a Bosch dishwasher. Or had. I sold my condo and will no longer have a Bosch dishwasher as of Friday.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

102 @29

As the fools in the newsroom rush to a dictionary to look up the word "promulgated'.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 09:53 AM (jm1YL)

103 101 I have a Bosch dishwasher. Or had. I sold my condo and will no longer have a Bosch dishwasher as of Friday.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

Their dishwashers are great...at least that's been my experience with them.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 09:54 AM (Enq6K)

104
It's just another word for Hun.

/Synonymous Boche

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:54 AM (m45I2)

105 Trump's tweetstorm this am is just guaranteed to cause Lefty heads to explode.

He is honestly the master. He gets his enemies to go against common sense and majorities of the American people. They are for illegal aliens, MS-13 rapists, nuclear North Korea, and Islamic jihadists.

One wonders why he isn't 50 points ahead.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:54 AM (Z5y53)

106 As the fools in the newsroom rush to a dictionary to look up the word "promulgated'.
Posted by: Tuna


I think that I did that...several times.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 09:54 AM (GYX1g)

107 I don't know about y'all, but I'm laughing way too hard at "Nesus", heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 09:55 AM (WDCYi)

108 91 This is just 40 years from the fall of Constantinople by the Ottomans. That event was like 9/11 to Medieval Europe. As a result, the Turks would become stand-ins for many various ancient villains during this era. The one that comes to mind is Altdorfer's "Battle of Issus". The Ottomans are cast as Darius's Persians.

https://tinyurl.com/ybbnrmnu
Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 09:50 AM (OyyDO)

I've always loved the thing with the floating placards. I like to imagine soldiers in the middle of hacking at each other pausing, looking up, and saying "where the hell did that floating sign come from?" "Damned if I know." and then going back to hacking away at each other.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (RD7QR)

109 You dont' nee dot join Twitter to view anyone's account. just use a browser and a URL. For example, here is DJT's:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

Posted by: johnd01 at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (ukNFU)

110 Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.

https://bit.ly/2t5jat0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

111 Tami - how are the wedding preparations going? It's next weekend, right?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

112

Jeb, Dubya and Poppy all agree.

/Unanimous Bush

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)

113 84 >>>80 She's been a bad, bad girl. Those weren't selfies, most were taken by someone else. And, umm, those things looked to be actually painful.
Posted by: blaster

Any particular name or lnik?
Posted by: The Horde at June 13, 2018 09:46 AM (GYX1g)
______
Abigail Shapiro.

Links are NSFW can't post.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu

She's working to get all the nasty sex out of the way before she gets married.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 13, 2018 09:57 AM (kfcYC)

114 @Muldoon @112 - okay, wow.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 09:57 AM (Z5y53)

115 >>>I wonder if Shapiro, Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates sit around and commiserate about how their wives won't let them play hide the salami anymore?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 09:49 AM (9BLnV)
_______
Zuckerbergs wife is meh and a plumper

Shapiros wife us either meh and manchined or ugly depending on the photo.

I have no idea what Melinda Gates looked like when she was young, but I'll bet you Bill Kristol's Boat People that she was also Meh.

That said, Shapiro's sister is sexy.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (51lr/)

116 110
Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.



https://bit.ly/2t5jat0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

Come on? Can you not?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (ymnmz)

117 PDT is a fearsome president. I would pity the Democrats and the MSM *BIRM* but I have none left.

Posted by: jmel at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (OeWgo)

118 Are we sure this is Hieronymus Bosch? I don't see any tiny goblin birds sodomizing gluttonous old priests.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (He4M6)

119 Melinda Gates always reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

120 115 Zuckerbergs wife is meh and a plumper

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (51lr/)

There are fat Chinese people?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (WDCYi)

121 Or Caroline Kennedy.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4)

122 Antonio Ciser's 1871 vision of Ecce Homo is by far the best.

Posted by: 10x25mm at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (9LuIY)

123 HuffPo on Chick-fil-A:


HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

-
I've chosen.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

124 There's no need for name-calling.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (Ndje9)

125 Abigail Shapiro. Opera singer's lungs.

Posted by: RI Red at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (I1V3o)

126 HuffPo on Chick-fil-A:


HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

Try this with any Halal shop.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (GYX1g)

127 118 Are we sure this is Hieronymus Bosch? I don't see any tiny goblin birds sodomizing gluttonous old priests.
Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (He4M6)

Bosch effaced that part. Too blasphemous even for him. He stuck extra goblin birds in the next work just to keep things even.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

128 111 Tami - how are the wedding preparations going? It's next weekend, right?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

Moving along. Platform is built and painted. He's adding some lighting this week.

I need to pick up dresses today. Mine from the cleaners and daughter's from the shop.

I really need to make a list for all the minutia I need to do.

Forecast: Mostly sunny....92 degrees/65% humidity.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)

129 123 HuffPo on Chick-fil-A:


HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)


Haha, what.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (WDCYi)

130 110 Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.

https://bit.ly/2t5jat0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018

*
*
I'd hit that so hard there'd be a new lava flow in Hawaii.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (G+x7t)

131 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.



There's choosing now? Is it with a barrel of a gun to your head?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:02 AM (lwiT4)

132 Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.
https://bit.ly/2t5jat0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

That link just attempted to download spyware to my computer. I'd stay away from that.

Posted by: Trudeau's escaping eyebrow at June 13, 2018 10:02 AM (He4M6)

133 That Shapiro girl has an interesting build.

Also the one site that has all the pictures keeps tripping my virus things, so looking at the small pictures on the bing seems to be prudent.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:02 AM (fuK7c)

134 I saw somewhere that those aren't actually nudes of Abigail Shapiro, but of a cam girl named Rachel MFC that LOOKS like Abigail Shapiro. I'm sure some of you will be more than willing to dive into the subject and report back with your findings.

I don't know why, but something feels particularly wrong about searching for these specific leaked images. Normally when the subject comes up on the site, it seems like normal business, but this time....dunno.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 13, 2018 10:02 AM (LpV0I)

135 @116 "Jewish soprano"? What range is that?

Knowing her as I do now, I would love to see her...

sing.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 13, 2018 10:02 AM (H5rtT)

136 130 110 Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.

https://bit.ly/2t5jat0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018
*
*
I'd hit that so hard there'd be a new lava flow in Hawaii.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (G+x7t)

I must confess, she's got substantial tracts of land.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

137 Tami ... link worked. Thanks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:03 AM (xn335)

138 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
The Bosch are here? Again?
Mon Dieu!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2018 10:03 AM (0tfLf)

139 I don't believe that in my lifetime I will ever meet a child named Hieronymus.


This makes me sad.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:04 AM (m45I2)

140 Tami - too far out to count on a weather forecast. My son refused to look at the weather at all for the ten days leading up to his wedding. Good thing. They forecasted solid thunderstorms all during. Which never happened, thank you Jesus.

Did you go with the short or long dress?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

141 110
Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.



https://bit.ly/2t5jat0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

_____
Those were private photos! See the dude's dong she's...posing with...is clearly Jewish and she at least put out her Menorah before taking all those nude selfies.

Strong Familiy Values!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Lack of Masculinity at June 13, 2018 10:04 AM (51lr/)

142 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

---

Okay!

Posted by: SMH's tummy at June 13, 2018 10:04 AM (jS2zB)

143 I think maybe it's time to go into those "communities" and make an ultimatum.

You can eat the sandwich and STFU, or you can get in the Black Helicopter.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:05 AM (WDCYi)

144 Forecast: Mostly sunny....92 degrees/65% humidity.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)


Last week you were upset that the forecast was rain.

As we used to say in the Army, you'd complain if we hung you with a new rope!

Well, maybe that doesn't translate.

Listen to grammie.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 10:05 AM (Z5y53)

145 Bosch. That guy had issues.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 13, 2018 10:05 AM (p+Wdc)

146 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

--

People's stomachs don't tend to force them the chose loyalties, and when you tell people they have to chose loyalties between you and another thing, people tend to reflexively choose the other thing.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2018 10:06 AM (mk7Bj)

147 Welp.

Guess if Ace's podcast ever comes back we don't have to worry about the Nerd Virgin ever appearing on it again.

Can we get his sister instead?

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 10:06 AM (51lr/)

148 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


******

I think I shall ponder this dilemma, at least until...


...um, oh I don't know...


...until lunchtime...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:06 AM (m45I2)

149 HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



Bwahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:07 AM (CJRaf)

150
Question for the HuffPo Chekists: just where do people like you get off telling me what to do? What standing do you have?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 10:07 AM (BWL+E)

151 >>>142 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

---

But the queer community lies in my stomach. And... elsewhere.

Posted by: Shep! at June 13, 2018 10:07 AM (51lr/)

152 Why isn't Steak a choice ?

This is all bullshit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:07 AM (xn335)

153 Tami - Forecast: Mostly sunny....92 degrees/65% humidity.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)

We can still organize that groom vs brides family water polo thing. We're here for you.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 13, 2018 10:07 AM (GYX1g)

154 What kind of people let Huffington Post - a division of AOL - dictate where they may or may not eat?

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (Z5y53)

155
"Grub first, then morals." - Brecht

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (BWL+E)

156 Did you go with the short or long dress?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:04 AM (lwiT4)

I went with the short one, mostly because I didn't feel like dragging the long one around in the grass a lot of the time. And because, I never got around to measuring the hem to get it altered. Although, the cleaners told me if I bring it in on Friday, they can have it back to me by next Friday. Guess I still have time.

Now, to get my husband to pin it up...this outta be a hoot...

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (Enq6K)

157 And the politicization of every goddamn thing continues apace.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

158 Hieronymus, anonymous,
Painted hippopotamus
In a style so unique
It took barely a peek
To call the river horse eponymous.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (fuK7c)

159 Why can't the "queer community" get their own chicken? Call it "chickyn" or something dumb, and leave my CFA alone.

I won't starve for the sake of virtue signaling.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (eytER)

160 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


Isn't Chick-fil-a the fastest growing chain in the country?

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (GYX1g)

161 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.
Marketing opportunity!
Chick Feels Gay.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (xBSm0)

162 Zuckerbergs wife is meh and a plumper

Shapiros wife us either meh and manchined or ugly depending on the photo.

I have no idea what Melinda Gates looked like when she was young, but I'll bet you Bill Kristol's Boat People that she was also Meh.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 09:58 AM (51lr/)

Yeah, like Shapiro, Zuckerberg, and Gates inspire women to do the nasty. Oh, sure, their wallets do, but once women have sold the cow they can start having headaches and they have legal ways of castrating their men.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (9BLnV)

163 The painting has Bosch's love of color and expression, which really comes through in the crowd. The mixture of Balkans and Dutch costume is interesting, as is his decision to depict the riotous mob as members of the bourgeousie. Those aren't peasants (they are all at work Friday morning) but guildsmen and members of the trade houses who are also part of the town militia, hence all the weapons. They have been roused to action by Caiaphas on short notice, ready to riot for the blood of Christ. By Bosch's understanding it is they who would be leading the accusations and demands for the death penalty. Pilate wears an Ottoman turban and beard, although Bosch has provided him with a toga-like robe. The soldier in the back has a red hat which was originally of Ottoman style but had become a Balkans fashion, and was sometimes in vogue in western Europe as well. The stradiot mercenaries from the Balkans wore such things.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (W+kMI)

164 Trump Campaign Manager Calls For Jim Acosta's Press Credentials To Be Suspended For Shouting Questions During Historic NK Ceremony . . .

-
Yes! The howling from the mob will be real and spectacular!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

165 Nice technique on the ghosts.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:09 AM (vDqXW)

166 ''Zuckerbergs wife is meh and a plumper ''

I always kind of figured that she was the boss of him. Just a feeling.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:10 AM (jm1YL)

167 >>>There are fat Chinese people?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (WDCYi)
_____
I take that back. The pic I looked up turned out to be when she was pregnant.

Maybe she's not fat. My bad.

Still looks like a dude-bro though

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 10:10 AM (51lr/)

168 Tami - the short one is beautiful. You'll look stunning. My niece is also getting married outside next weekend. I hope it gets out of the 60's. It's an evening wedding and my dress is sleeveless.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)

169 But the queer community lies in my stomach. And... elsewhere.
Posted by: Shep! at June 13, 2018 10:07 AM (51lr/)

Don't look Shep! in the eye. Back up slowly. When far enough away, turn and run like hell!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 10:11 AM (9BLnV)

170 157 And the politicization of every goddamn thing continues apace.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (RD7QR)


Of course. It works.

Its the application of pressure to coerce people to exhibit preferred behaviors. Coerce that behavior enough ... you've imparted a habit. You just pretty much trained somebody.

And most people don't think. They just follow habits.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:11 AM (xn335)

171 Ecce Homo"

Whatever. Dude makes a nice cordless drill...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:12 AM (7LY+6)

172 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


********


Hmmm. Let's see. One involves putting a piece of meat between two buns...


...no, wait...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

173 Who are you calling a homo!?!

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 13, 2018 10:12 AM (Fb9aZ)

174 This can't be a Bosch painting. It looks normal.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:12 AM (htCxB)

175 HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.
---
Eat Moar Chikn

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:12 AM (vDqXW)

176 So I take it that the queer community won't be ordering anymore queer cakes? Or wasn't it about the cake?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 10:13 AM (c6UIl)

177 Hmm, so my choices are tasty chicken, waffle fries and peach shakes, or the homosexual Leftist agenda.

This might take a nanosecond to decide.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:13 AM (7HtZB)

178 @172


Sorry, Grandma!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:13 AM (m45I2)

179 Alec Baldwin campaign slogans:

Vote Alec Or He'll Call You Fag!

A Thoughtless Pig In Every Pot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)

180 '' I don't believe that in my lifetime I will ever meet a child named Hieronymus.


This makes me sad.''

Do you watch "Bosch" on Amazon Prime? Guess what his first name is?

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (jm1YL)

181 168 Tami - the short one is beautiful. You'll look stunning. My niece is also getting married outside next weekend. I hope it gets out of the 60's. It's an evening wedding and my dress is sleeveless.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)

Thanks grammie....stunning might be a stretch but I'll have a dress on.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (Enq6K)

182 Hmm, so my choices are tasty chicken, waffle fries and peach shakes, or the homosexual Leftist agenda.

This might take a nanosecond to decide.
Posted by: josephistan

Don't forget that you may forsake the chance to be referred to as a "breeder". Think carefully.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (GYX1g)

183 So now we're importing hobbits?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (m45I2)

184 Do you watch "Bosch" on Amazon Prime? Guess what his first name is?
Posted by: Tuna


Harry.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (CJRaf)

185 Hmmm. Let's see. One involves putting a piece of meat between two buns...


...no, wait..."

Horsey sauce?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (7LY+6)

186 Eat Moar Pussy

Posted by: Lesbo Restaurant Association at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (c6UIl)

187 180 Do you watch "Bosch" on Amazon Prime? Guess what his first name is?

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (jm1YL)


"Nesus"?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (WDCYi)

188 I thought they threw homos off the roof
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 13, 2018 09:24 AM
~~~~~


?????

Not cool.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2018 10:15 AM (HiDrR)

189 Hmm, so my choices are tasty chicken, waffle fries and peach shakes, or the homosexual Leftist agenda.

This might take a nanosecond to decide.
Posted by: josephistan

Don't forget that you may forsake the chance to be referred to as a "breeder". Think carefully.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful


Get between me and food at chow time.
I dare you.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:15 AM (CJRaf)

190 So now we're importing hobbits?"

Yeah. It's due to protests by the furry feet faction...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:15 AM (7LY+6)

191 172 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


********


Hmmm. Let's see. One involves putting a piece of meat between two buns...


...no, wait...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)

That pretty much surrounds the issue...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:15 AM (RD7QR)

192 Oh, imparting habits!


My bad!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:15 AM (m45I2)

193 187 180 Do you watch "Bosch" on Amazon Prime? Guess what his first name is?

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (jm1YL)


"Nesus"?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (WDCYi)

Ah, the Mycroft to his Sherlock.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:16 AM (7HtZB)

194 Why are all of those crusty old cronies about to torture that naked man?

Posted by: Fritz at June 13, 2018 10:16 AM (2Mnv1)

195 It looks like philanderer Mark Sanford will soon be working the glory holes around DC. #Winning

Posted by: Under Fire at June 13, 2018 10:16 AM (r9UYA)

196 I did not come here to bosch this painting.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:17 AM (vDqXW)

197 It's an evening wedding and my dress is sleeveless.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:11 AM (lwiT4)


Your dress is sleeveless. My chaps are assless.

Small World, ain't it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:17 AM (xn335)

198 >>>I always kind of figured that she was the boss of him. Just a feeling.
Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:10 AM (jm1YL)
________
I am just like you!

My female life companion and child bearer often makes monetary demands with the implied threat of decreased mating opportunities! I imbibe alcohol to mitigate the discomfort!

I am just like you!

Posted by: Mark Zuckerberg upgraded with Human Emotion Simulator 2.1 at June 13, 2018 10:17 AM (51lr/)

199 Trump Campaign Manager Calls For Jim Acosta's Press Credentials To Be Suspended For Shouting Questions During Historic NK Ceremony . . .


They should be suspended. What he did was uncalled for and childish. I expect nothing less from that twit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (zRZaJ)

200 Geez. Who imparted?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (vDqXW)

201 Geez. Who imparted?
Posted by: Axeman


Sorry. Damned potato salad & beans.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (CJRaf)

202 HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

Somebody needs to start a "Gays for Chick-Fil-A" group and post photos of themselves eating there under rainbow flags with the Chick-Fil-A logo visible in the background.

And then when interviewed, their spokespeople can say, "No, we don't agree with the owner's views on gay marriage but there is such a thing called free speech in this country, and we're damn sick and tired of the politicization of everything. Also, these chicken sandwiches are great."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (htCxB)

203 123 HuffPo on Chick-fil-A:


HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

-
I've chosen.
--
I heard that. Stopped at a Chik-Fil-A Saturday for a late lunch after a trip to Staples. The place was hopping, not hurting for business at all. The staff was courteous, prompt, and my chicken nuggets were hot, and the price was reasonable. HuffPost is a bunch of blue enclave posers.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:19 AM (W+kMI)

204 @HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

Sometimes a chicken sandwich is just a chicken sandwich.

Posted by: Stuff Freud Probably Said at June 13, 2018 10:19 AM (LpV0I)

205 Spider-Raccoon made it and is safe!

https://bit.ly/2lb8PIx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:20 AM (+y/Ru)

206 202 And then when interviewed, their spokespeople can say, "No, we don't agree with the owner's views on gay marriage but there is such a thing called free speech in this country, and we're damn sick and tired of the politicization of everything. Also, these chicken sandwiches are great."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (htCxB)

And then they get doxxed and fired from their job.

Pour Encourages les Autres.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:20 AM (WDCYi)

207
They should be suspended. What he did was uncalled for and childish. I expect nothing less from that twit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (zRZaJ)


Yank 'em and send him back to Tater's 'Tation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 10:20 AM (pNxlR)

208 202 HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

Somebody needs to start a "Gays for Chick-Fil-A" group and post photos of themselves eating there under rainbow flags with the Chick-Fil-A logo visible in the background.

And then when interviewed, their spokespeople can say, "No, we don't agree with the owner's views on gay marriage but there is such a thing called free speech in this country, and we're damn sick and tired of the politicization of everything. Also, these chicken sandwiches are great."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:18 AM (htCxB)

==============

Don't even invoke free speech.

"People who let politics infect every aspect of their lives are generally sad people. We don't want to be like that. I'm going to eat good food where I find it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 13, 2018 10:20 AM (mC1ZI)

209 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach. "

I ain't swallowing their... line.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (7LY+6)

210 204 @HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

Sometimes a chicken sandwich is just a chicken sandwich.
Posted by: Stuff Freud Probably Said at June 13, 2018 10:19 AM (LpV0I)

==============

If I say a chicken sandwich looks like Mohammed, though...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (mC1ZI)

211 Sometimes a chicken sandwich is just a chicken sandwich.
Posted by: Stuff Freud Probably Said at June 13, 2018 10:19 AM (LpV0I)
---
Jah!

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (vDqXW)

212 Somebody needs to start a "Gays for Chick-Fil-A" group and post photos
of themselves eating there under rainbow flags with the Chick-Fil-A logo
visible in the background.


we could ask one of the former cobs to head it up. Oh wait - he's the one who asked us all to boycott Chick Fil A. Nevermind.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (lwiT4)

213 This is the first Bosch painting I've seen that I can actually look at without horror.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (LISuA)

214 210 204 @HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

Sometimes a chicken sandwich is just a chicken sandwich.
Posted by: Stuff Freud Probably Said at June 13, 2018 10:19 AM (LpV0I)

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If I say a chicken sandwich looks like Mohammed, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (mC1ZI)

It becomes the 8,246th holiest site in islam

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:21 AM (7HtZB)

215 That link to the hot chick, while appreciated - was to a site them my security stuff flagged.

Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 10:22 AM (MS0+a)

216 Oh wait - he's the one who asked us all to boycott Chick Fil A. "

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:22 AM (7LY+6)

217 193 187 180 Do you watch "Bosch" on Amazon Prime? Guess what his first name is?
Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:14 AM (jm1YL)


Harry. Which an early episode makes clear is actually short for Hieronymus.

Great series, by the way.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:22 AM (htCxB)

218 Homosexuals and their supporters should never eat again!

- HuffPo / AOL

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:22 AM (VgKNm)

219 183 So now we're importing hobbits?
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They are doing the farming and tobacco-growing jobs that we Men of Arnor won't do...because we are spending all our time holding off the attacks of the Progtards of Angmar.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:22 AM (W+kMI)

220 Ya know.

At least Lewinsky was famous for slutting it up with some important.

Posted by: Ali Watkins's dad at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (51lr/)

221 Homosexuals shouldn't reproduce, either! That'll really show 'em!

- AOL / HuffPo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (VgKNm)

222 Serious question: What is Chick-Fil-A doing *right now* to offend the pervs?

I know they used to back Defense of Marriage funds, but that's back when the question was open. Now it's shut thanks to our social rulers on the SCOTUS.

What do they currently do?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)

223 Trump Campaign Manager Calls For Jim Acosta's Press Credentials To Be Suspended For Shouting Questions During Historic NK Ceremony . . .


They should be suspended. What he did was uncalled for and childish. I expect nothing less from that twit.
Posted by: Jewells45

He should have been caned

Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (MS0+a)

224 So now we're importing hobbits?

-
But we don't want the Irish!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)

225 Chick-fil-A.

No matter what time of day it is, whether the line outside is two rows wide and wraps around the building, how convoluted your order is, that teenaged kid taking your order is cheerful, upbeat, and doesn't fuck up your order.

You never get "order taker's choice" at Chick-fil-A.

Compare and contrast to one vehicle in front of you at McDonald's and all you order is a cheeseburger.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (CJRaf)

226 Do you watch "Bosch" on Amazon Prime? Guess what his first name is?

--

Oxygen or Sensor.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (VgKNm)

227 Every time I hear Marie Harf I'm reminded that for the 8 years before Trump we were being governed by particularly stupid and malignant children.

She is dumber than dirt and not afraid to show it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (/tuJf)

228 And the politicization of every goddamn thing continues apace.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses

Of course. It works.

Its the application of pressure to coerce people to exhibit preferred behaviors. Coerce that behavior enough ... you've imparted a habit. You just pretty much trained somebody.

And most people don't think. They just follow habits.

Posted by: ScoggDog


That's kind of like the "dog goes or I go" gambit.

You know, the one where you keep the dog.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF)

229
Trump Campaign Manager Calls For Jim Acosta's Press Credentials To Be Suspended For Shouting Questions During Historic NK Ceremony . . .


They should be suspended. What he did was uncalled for and childish. I expect nothing less from that twit.
Posted by: Jewells45

He should have been caned

Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (MS0+a)







Tazed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (XWkhW)

230 222 What do they currently do?
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)

Exist.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (WDCYi)

231 Sometimes I go to Chick-fil-A just so I can be around some people that haven't banged my daughter.

And cry.

Posted by: Ali Watkins's dad at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (51lr/)

232 What do they currently do?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)
===============

As far as I know, it's that the owner personally is not in favor of homosexual pretend wedding ceremonies. His private view as a private citizen.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (lwiT4)

233
Serious question: What is Chick-Fil-A doing *right now* to offend the pervs?



I know they used to back Defense of Marriage funds, but that's back
when the question was open. Now it's shut thanks to our social rulers on
the SCOTUS.



What do they currently do?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)


---

Exist.

Just like you, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (VgKNm)

234
I know they used to back Defense of Marriage funds, but that's back when the question was open. Now it's shut thanks to our social rulers on the SCOTUS.

What do they currently do?

Posted by: Axeman


Once guilty, always guilty. Even if they recanted their former views, they can always be re-arrested and shot. Because love trumps hate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (BWL+E)

235 What do they currently do?
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM

Exist.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (LpV0I)

236 What do they currently do?"

Breathe?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (7LY+6)

237 I think I'll swing by Chik-Fil-A today and have a spicy sammich with waffle fries and Peach tea.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (Y9uH4)

238 Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:26 AM (VgKNm)

239 He should have been caned
Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (MS0+a)

Tazed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (XWkhW


Tarred and feathered.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:26 AM (htCxB)

240 110
Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.



https://bit.ly/2t5jat0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)

She looks like a meth/coke/crack addict. This would also explain the camwhoring for money as well.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 13, 2018 10:26 AM (IdRpH)

241 >>>106 As the fools in the newsroom rush to a dictionary to look up the word "promulgated'.
Posted by: Tuna


I think that I did that...several times.
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 13, 2018 09:54 AM (GYX1g)
______
What are you doing here? Go back to your room. You're grounded and lost all your pretty princess points!

Posted by: Ali Watkins's dad at June 13, 2018 10:26 AM (51lr/)

242 He should have been caned

I would pay to watch that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 10:26 AM (zRZaJ)

243 You know it would be fun if PDT pulled Acosta's credentials. Oh, and he should do by tweet.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:26 AM (jm1YL)

244 Time for choosing huh ? Well, I always chose the spicy deluxe chicken sandwich. Although, regular deluxe is not bad either.

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (bUjCl)

245 *choose !

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (bUjCl)

246 237 I think I'll swing by Chik-Fil-A today and have a spicy sammich with waffle fries and Peach tea.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (Y9uH4)

I'm going to see Rifftrax: Live tomorrow night and there's a Chik-Fil-A in the mall by the theater. I know where I'll grab something to eat before the show.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (7HtZB)

247 227 Every time I hear Marie Harf I'm reminded that for the 8 years before Trump we were being governed by particularly stupid and malignant children.

She is dumber than dirt and not afraid to show it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (/tuJf)

She was not employed for her intellect.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

248 Serious question: What is Chick-Fil-A doing *right now* to offend the pervs?

I know they used to back Defense of Marriage funds, but that's back when the question was open. Now it's shut thanks to our social rulers on the SCOTUS.

What do they currently do?
Posted by: Axeman


Exist.

Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (CJRaf)

249 I think I'll swing by Chik-Fil-A today and have a spicy sammich with waffle fries and Peach tea.

I'm heading there tonight, with *my kids* muaahahahah.

Posted by: GMan at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (sxq57)

250 Irish PM says individuals may opt out of performing abortions, but not entire institutions like Catholic hospitals

http://tinyurl.com/ybkw8fef

Just like the LGBT movement here, its not about asking you to tolerate or accept what they do.... you must be made to actively participate in it.

Posted by: McCool at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (WXSv6)

251 It was some SJW-poser from HuffPo that asked if Lando Calrissian was anything other than the cismale het skirt-chaser he was portrayed as on screen, which resulted in that "pansexual" verbal blunder. As a life-long Star Wars fan I would deliberately go to Chick-fil-A and eat there at least once a month, just to make a tasty point.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (W+kMI)

252 "When I wasn't fantasizing about grease, I was spending my young swishy days doing a really shitty job of hiding my insatiable hunger for other boys.

I was the kind of gay that doesn't go unnoticed"

Posted by: From the HuffPo Article at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (LpV0I)

253 Don't cane me, bro!

Posted by: Jim Accoster at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (vDqXW)

254 He should have been caned "

Or canned. Also worth watching...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (7LY+6)

255
Choose the form of the Destructor!

That's my cue! -- Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (pNxlR)

256
If the SJWs want us to stop eating at Chick-Fil-A, then it is our bounden duty to buy and eat as much as we can stuff into ourselves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (BWL+E)

257 Crucify Him! Crucify Him!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (Evws/)

258 Serious question: What is Chick-Fil-A doing *right now* to offend the pervs?

What do they currently do?
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)


They did not make any kind of groveling apology to the progressive cultural overlords for their h8ful wrongthink regarding gay marriage re: they're against it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (htCxB)

259 If Trump pulled Acosta's press credentials, CNN would have him as the face of their brand 24/7. So, let's do it 60d before mid-terms.

Posted by: Jean at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (MS0+a)

260 >>She was not employed for her intellect.

She's not that good looking either. Average looks, below average intellect.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (/tuJf)

261 The Shapiro woman is really strange looking. Yes, a 1 and all that, but she's almost cartoonish. I can't figure out if it's the 1998 digital camera photos or if she really looks like an anime boy who turned into an overly stylized representation of a girl from the neck down and had a TV show made about his misadventures.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:29 AM (VgKNm)

262 252 "When I wasn't fantasizing about grease, I was spending my young swishy days doing a really shitty job of hiding my insatiable hunger for other boys.

I was the kind of gay that doesn't go unnoticed"
Posted by: From the HuffPo Article at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (LpV0I)

Sounds more like they were doing a really shitty job of being a quality human being.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:29 AM (WDCYi)

263 She was not employed for her intellect.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM

Of course she was! How else could I hope to be the smartest one in the room!?

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 13, 2018 10:29 AM (LpV0I)

264 Huffpost taking some heat from the gay community...

Replying to @HuffPost

I'm a gay man and I'll eat wherever I damn well please.

Replying to @HuffPost

I'm a lesbian and I'm tired of "Queer" media lumping us all into one hive, and *whining*.
If people want to eat a chicken sandwich, they should eat the chicken sandwich ffs.
IT'S A SANDWICH.

There was another good one I saw this morning from a gay guy but can't find it.

They are taking a beating from almost everyone in the replies.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:30 AM (Enq6K)

265 If Chik-Fil-A would serve some fried shrimp or something for those of us who keep Catholic kosher, there'd be no stopping them.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:30 AM (7HtZB)

266 She's not that good looking either. Average looks, below average intellect.

=

below average ?? how can you say that ! she is wearing glasses !!

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:31 AM (bUjCl)

267 I'm guessing Chick-fil-a LURVS the attention, too. Like gun sales after Hogg started telling everyone how he survived not being shot at and not hospitalized for bullet wounds.

Have you not figured it out yet, (D)s?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:31 AM (VgKNm)

268 What do they currently do?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:23 AM (vDqXW)


They support the Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

Because they are like Nazis or something.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 10:31 AM (Z5y53)

269 I just had to click on Lil Ben's sister pics. The lighting was horrible, the composition was all wrong and to top it all off she knits her own panties. Crack Ho chic is just not for me.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (Y9uH4)

270 267 I'm guessing Chick-fil-a LURVS the attention, too. Like gun sales after Hogg started telling everyone how he survived not being shot at and not hospitalized for bullet wounds.

Have you not figured it out yet, (D)s?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:31 AM (VgKNm)

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Bingo. Chick fil a is laughing all the way to the bank.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (kkXcm)

271 Obola: Failed to get Chicago the Olympics

Trump: AMERICA TO HOST WORLD CUP 2026...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

272 Please no fried shrimp or fish at Chik-fil-a. I'd never go anywhere else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (VgKNm)

273 >>>247 227 Every time I hear Marie Harf I'm reminded that for the 8 years before Trump we were being governed by particularly stupid and malignant children.

She is dumber than dirt and not afraid to show it.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (/tuJf)

She was not employed for her intellect.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
_________

She's not hot. But theres something about her demeanor that's attractive.

She's a very feminine dumb, similar to Meghan McCain's flavor of tardation. It's cute-stupid.

Compared to say Maxie Waters machismo stupid.

Posted by: Ali Watkins's dad at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (51lr/)

274 As a life-long Star Wars fan I would deliberately go to Chick-fil-A and eat there at least once a month, just to make a tasty point.
Posted by: exdem13



I have withdrawals if I'm not there at least once a week.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (CJRaf)

275 Well I am boycotting the waffle 'fries'.

I want regular fries damnit.

Posted by: Lesbo Restaurant Association at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (c6UIl)

276 If Chik-Fil-A would serve some fried shrimp or something for those of us who keep Catholic kosher, there'd be no stopping them.

=

Salads, Fruit cups, parfaits and..WAFFLE FRIES !

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (bUjCl)

277 13 That solves that question. Jesus was left handed.
Look at that forearm. You get that from swinging a hammer an using a saw. No air drivers and cut off tools.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (CJRaf)

So was Moses according to Tom Servos better half, and Heidi says "left handed people are the only ones in their right mind." Cause right brained. She's funny. And a lefty.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (2CQCl)

278 Oh, and he should do by tweet.

No, he should call him into the WH and do live on TV and then chew his ass out for for being the rude, childish dickhead that he is.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (zRZaJ)

279 246 237 I think I'll swing by Chik-Fil-A today and have a spicy sammich with waffle fries and Peach tea.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:25 AM (Y9uH4)

I'm going to see Rifftrax: Live tomorrow night and there's a Chik-Fil-A in the mall by the theater. I know where I'll grab something to eat before the show.
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You are going to see that show? My group of friends would have seen it too, except half of them are at Origins this week. I am not at Origins, partly because they were mean to my man Larry Correia, and partly because I just spent $800 for car repair after it blew a radiator pipe, overheated, and fried a bunch of stuff that was probably worn out anyway.

We will probably go see the Rifftrax Live event featuring Krull later this summer. I like that old B-movie, and even with the jokes it will be fun to see it again.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (W+kMI)

280 http://bit.ly/2Mp4zRL
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McCarthy: Conservatives Will Not Be Silent About Online Censorship

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 13, 2018 10:34 AM (y3aQB)

281 270 267 I'm guessing Chick-fil-a LURVS the attention, too. Like gun sales after Hogg started telling everyone how he survived not being shot at and not hospitalized for bullet wounds.

Have you not figured it out yet, (D)s?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:31 AM (VgKNm)

================

Bingo. Chick fil a is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (kkXcm)

Someone on twitter responded 'if this reduces the line I have to stand in to get a sandwich, thank you!'

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2018 10:34 AM (Enq6K)

282 Off LBGT Sock.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 10:34 AM (c6UIl)

283 21 Bosch had this amazing talent for making just about any scene look creepy. Also, am I hallucinating from sleeplessness or is there some ghostly thing going on in the lower left?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 09:28 AM (RD7QR)


Just a little clean-up by a little old lady from Borja.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 13, 2018 10:34 AM (di1hb)

284 KTY, who leans left like her dad, lurves Chik Fil A.
So I always say yes when she begs to go.
LOL

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (hMwEB)

285 270 267 I'm guessing Chick-fil-a LURVS the attention, too. Like gun sales after Hogg started telling everyone how he survived not being shot at and not hospitalized for bullet wounds.

Have you not figured it out yet, (D)s?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:31 AM (VgKNm)

================

Bingo. Chick fil a is laughing all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 10:32 AM (kkXcm)

Unfortunately, the institutions that resist (and profit from their resistance) are few and far between. Most institutions capitulate, because it's easy. Thus resistance becomes isolated and the resistors are easy to spot and pick off when circumstances permit.*


*10 years ago I would have considered that sentence excessively paranoid.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (RD7QR)

286 Same as it ever was . . .

GERMANY: Calls for plug to be pulled on political talkshows

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

287 278 Oh, and he should do by tweet.

No, he should call him into the WH and do live on TV and then chew his ass out for for being the rude, childish dickhead that he is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2018 10:33 AM (zRZaJ)

I would love to hear Trump tell Acosta to go get his shinebox.

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (7HtZB)

288 That's what I thought--it's just like Brandon Eich. He was given the bum rush for having supported a traditional marriage cause before the oligarchs of California decided for all Californians.

With the time-honored principle of 3 million people/1 vote.

Not to be rivaled by the national time-honored principle of 26 million people/1 vote.

And Donald Trump is ruining our *democracy*!!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (vDqXW)

289 282 Off LBGT Sock.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 13, 2018 10:34 AM (c6UIl)


So, just where on your body were you wearing that particular garment, hmmm?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (di1hb)

290 You guys. Salavating over Abigail Shapiro, Ali Watkins, and Marie Harf.

You haven't forgotten about me have you? I was torn limb from limb for you!!

Posted by: Michelle Fields Ghost at June 13, 2018 10:36 AM (51lr/)

291 273 >>>247 227

It's the whole librarian in glasses thing. Who doesn't want to be accosted by a librarian wearing glasses? Unless the librarian was Ben Rhodes.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:36 AM (Y9uH4)

292 261 ... or if she really looks like an anime boy who turned into an overly stylized representation of a girl from the neck down and had a TV show made about his misadventures.

this is about Ranma, isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 13, 2018 10:36 AM (xGZ+b)

293 286 Same as it ever was . . .

GERMANY: Calls for plug to be pulled on political talkshows
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

France drawing up terms of surrender, just to get ahead of the curve

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2018 10:36 AM (7HtZB)

294 286 Can't have people disagreeing with the elites...

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)

295 277 13 That solves that question. Jesus was left handed.
Look at that forearm. You get that from swinging a hammer an using a saw. No air drivers and cut off tools.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 09:26 AM (CJRaf)

So was Moses according to Tom Servos better half, and Heidi says "left handed people are the only ones in their right mind." Cause right brained. She's funny. And a lefty.
===
As a fellow Lefty I will send her a mental hug.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:36 AM (W+kMI)

296 You know that a lot of gays actual work at Chik-fil-a, right? The non SJW ones. They are treated well and have excellent benefits and pretty secure jobs... there are way worse alternatives for a job.

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at June 13, 2018 10:37 AM (9iLHi)

297 I suspect, no I'm sure, that every time the liberal loudmouths start in on Chik-Fil-A their sales(which are already phenomenal) go through the roof. I imagine the VP of Supply keeps on eye on the news to see when he/she will need to order more chickens killed. Win win for everyone.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:37 AM (jm1YL)

298 I thought they threw homos off the roof
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 13, 2018 09:24 AM (FZYNt)

Because dey not be holding 'em tight enough?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 10:38 AM (WFV7d)

299 Irish PM says individuals may opt out of performing abortions, but not entire institutions like Catholic hospitals


We've seen this movie before.


Why does he hate having open hospitals? He's obviously going to force many to close.

The lefties make these sweeping "rules" apply to people of conscience and are always stunned when those people follow their conscience and not the rulers.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 13, 2018 10:38 AM (LISuA)

300 I never watched Marie Harf on any of the news shows, I value my brain cells too much for that, but the pics I DuckDuckGo up say "Hot librarian" for sure.

If she sounds like Roseanne Barr, however, I retract my comment.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2018 10:38 AM (G+x7t)

301 If we put chicken-dick on the menu will you fags leave us alone?

*hic*

Posted by: Drunk Chick-fil-A at June 13, 2018 10:38 AM (51lr/)

302 If Chik-Fil-A would serve some fried shrimp or something for those of us who keep Catholic kosher, there'd be no stopping them.
Posted by: josephistan


They do a meatless side salad you could do on Fridays.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:38 AM (CJRaf)

303 274 As a life-long Star Wars fan I would deliberately go to Chick-fil-A and eat there at least once a month, just to make a tasty point.
Posted by: exdem13



I have withdrawals if I'm not there at least once a week.
===
I am a life-long fan of Wendy's, but the doctor has been on me to lose weight. I think a couple of months of chicken and salad/veggie sides ought to help some. And I will have my tasty revenge.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (W+kMI)

304 Get your chick-fil-a to go and carry it to Starbucks. Demand refills.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (VgKNm)

305 297 I suspect, no I'm sure, that every time the liberal loudmouths start in on Chik-Fil-A their sales(which are already phenomenal) go through the roof. I imagine the VP of Supply keeps on eye on the news to see when he/she will need to order more chickens killed. Win win for everyone.
Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:37 AM (jm1YL)

Not everyone, hater!

Posted by: The Chickens at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

306 Serious question: when is the last time you can think of that anyone ever issued an ultimatum and the general audience response was "of course! It is so obvious now, I enthusiastically choose you!"

At best all you get is lukewarm mumbling because if they enthusiastically agreed with you then you wouldn't have issued the ultimatum in the first place, and they're just trying to avoid getting bullied.

This ultimately just breeds resentment and is counterproductive. The left really really does not get how persuasion works.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (mk7Bj)

307
275 Well I am boycotting the waffle 'fries'.

I want regular fries damnit.


that's wafflophobic

Posted by: Anachronda at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (xGZ+b)

308 You only need $10k to apply for a Chik Fil A franchise.
But their selection criteria is strict (upstanding member of community etc) and you remit a large percentage of the take and you're expected to be there as manager.

Basically it's more like buying in than owning, I guess.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 13, 2018 10:40 AM (hMwEB)

309 What is it about Bosch that is slightly cartoonish? The colors, mayybe? The detailed, very busy Richard Scaary type composition?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 13, 2018 10:40 AM (LISuA)

310 Beautiful trees. Note how Bosch accentuates the drama by focusing the attention on what are really elegant miniature portraits. The crowd in front of them accentuates, rather than obscures, the expressive, almost mannerist portrayal: an underappreciated trope of Bosch, who is more well known for his grotesquerie.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 13, 2018 10:40 AM (CPk08)

311 ... or if she really looks like an anime boy who turned into an overly stylized representation of a girl from the neck down and had a TV show made about his misadventures.

this is about Ranma, isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda


...and this is Spring of Drowned Journalistic Integrity! Very tragic story...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 13, 2018 10:41 AM (AM1GF)

312 Ben's bad sister. NSFW. I'd hit jt.
https://bit.ly/2t5jat0
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 09:56 AM (+y/Ru)


Ugh. I wouldn't. It looks like she started out as a skinny teenaged boy, but then decided to have two huge tits grafted on. The overall effect is very unappealing, in my opinion.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:41 AM (htCxB)

313 The only time I got annoyed with Chik-Fil-a was when they stopped serving cole slaw. I loved their cole slaw.

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:41 AM (jm1YL)

314 Crucify Him! Crucify Him!

-
Acosta?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)

315 So was Moses according to Tom Servos better half, and Heidi says "left handed people are the only ones in their right mind." Cause right brained. She's funny. And a lefty.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


Then I consider myself in most excellent company.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:42 AM (CJRaf)

316 297 I suspect, no I'm sure, that every time the liberal loudmouths start in on Chik-Fil-A their sales(which are already phenomenal) go through the roof. I imagine the VP of Supply keeps on eye on the news to see when he/she will need to order more chickens killed. Win win for everyone.
=========
When the franchise moved into NYC not too long ago and there were lines stretching outside the HuffPo crowd and fellow SJWs went mental. If they are still mental about it that means NYC stores are making money and pulling in a crowd.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:42 AM (W+kMI)

317
below average ?? how can you say that ! she is wearing glasses !!
Posted by: runner

She has eyes?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 10:42 AM (Bdeb0)

318 I am a life-long fan of Wendy's, but the doctor has been on me to lose weight.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (W+kMI)
---
Look into keto--seriously. If the doctor will okay it: fat. satisfies.

And CFA can help out if you get grilled nuggets to throw into a superfood side salad.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:42 AM (vDqXW)

319 310 Beautiful trees. Note how Bosch accentuates the drama by focusing the attention on what are really elegant miniature portraits. The crowd in front of them accentuates, rather than obscures, the expressive, almost mannerist portrayal: an underappreciated trope of Bosch, who is more well known for his grotesquerie.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 13, 2018 10:40 AM (CPk0

CBD obviously needs to put up more art with trees in order to elicit more commentary from you.

Posted by: The Chickens at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (RD7QR)

320 I love CFAs spicy strips.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (hMwEB)

321 305 297 I suspect, no I'm sure, that every time the liberal loudmouths start in on Chik-Fil-A their sales(which are already phenomenal) go through the roof. I imagine the VP of Supply keeps on eye on the news to see when he/she will need to order more chickens killed. Win win for everyone.
Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:37 AM (jm1YL)

Not everyone, hater!
Posted by: The Chickens at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

Heh.

Posted by: The Cows ( Eat Mor Chikin!) at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (SGpFT)

322 Domestic fowl sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (RD7QR)

323 This ultimately just breeds resentment and is counterproductive. The left really really does not get how persuasion works.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously


The Left found coercion easier. It's a mistake they'll pay dearly for eventually, but much damage will be done along the way.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (AM1GF)

324
HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


The winner?

Tum-E

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (IqV8l)

325 You only need $10k to apply for a Chik Fil A franchise.
But their selection criteria is strict (upstanding member of community etc) and you remit a large percentage of the take and you're expected to be there as manager.

=

oh, awesome ! Then I am a great candidate. Other than the 10k and the upstanding member of community thing. And having to remit and be on site. Yeah, maybe not.

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (bUjCl)

326 I suspect, no I'm sure, that every time the liberal loudmouths start in on Chik-Fil-A their sales(which are already phenomenal) go through the roof. I imagine the VP of Supply keeps on eye on the news to see when he/she will need to order more chickens killed. Win win for everyone.
Posted by: Tuna



Whenever his kids private school tuition is due, he cranks up a new controversy. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (CJRaf)

327 304 Get your chick-fil-a to go and carry it to Starbucks. Demand refills.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (VgKNm)


And if you have to wait, tell the barista your name is "Chick-Fil-A is great."

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (htCxB)

328 Siren at Drudge:

COHEN FLIPS!

Cohen, now with no legal representation, is likely to cooperate with federal prosecutors in New York, sources said. This development, which is believed to be imminent, will likely hit the White House, family members, staffers and counsels hard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

329
Little known, but True Scientific Fact: chickens may live for as long as one week after their nuggets are removed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 10:45 AM (pNxlR)

330 >>>Look into keto--seriously. If the doctor will okay it: fat. satisfies.

And CFA can help out if you get grilled nuggets to throw into a superfood side salad.
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:42 AM (vDqXW)
_________
Keto is the most effective way to lose weight while keeping your appetite under control.

Takes a week or two to get used to the change, then it's smooth sailing

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at June 13, 2018 10:46 AM (51lr/)

331 318 I am a life-long fan of Wendy's, but the doctor has been on me to lose weight.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:39 AM (W+kMI)
---
Look into keto--seriously. If the doctor will okay it: fat. satisfies.

And CFA can help out if you get grilled nuggets to throw into a superfood side salad.
---
Nuggets and a salad seems like just the thing. I like their nuggets, which are recognizable breast meat and deliberately cut and counted larger than Wendy's or Burger King.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 13, 2018 10:46 AM (W+kMI)

332 309 What is it about Bosch that is slightly cartoonish? The colors, mayybe? The detailed, very busy Richard Scaary type composition?"

Now I'm imagining "Richard Scarry's Best Ever Guide to the Apocolypse!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 10:46 AM (k1TUh)

333 Can we have April Ryan caned as well?

Posted by: Under Fire at June 13, 2018 10:46 AM (r9UYA)

334 HuffPost
@HuffPost
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.

Sorry people I only have one organ that will over ride my stomach. You lose.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

335 ''And if you have to wait, tell the barista your name is "Chick-Fil-A is great."

Bwahahaha...

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (jm1YL)

336 What is it about Bosch that is slightly cartoonish?"

Well, their icons are rather odd looking...

wait, what?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (7LY+6)

337 328 Siren at Drudge:

COHEN FLIPS!

Cohen, now with no legal representation, is likely to cooperate with federal prosecutors in New York, sources said. This development, which is believed to be imminent, will likely hit the White House, family members, staffers and counsels hard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

Drudge keeps humping that fowl.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (RD7QR)

338 Don't tell me good taste is breaking out!

Beyonce and Jay-Z tickets 'given away for free' as stars struggle to fill seats...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

339 328 Siren at Drudge:

COHEN FLIPS!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM

When I looked just now, it said "COHEN FLIPS?". Slight, but significant, difference.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (LpV0I)

340 GERMANY: Calls for plug to be pulled on political talkshows
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

Ze are devisif. Ve Vill instead shtage rallies.....Was ist los?

Posted by: New World Order at June 13, 2018 10:48 AM (GYX1g)

341
It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


Lemme think ... choose between something that does nothing but annoy me or a vital body part responsible for keeping me alive?

Boy, that's a toughie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 10:48 AM (pNxlR)

342 Which coincidentally (or maybe not) was also titled "Ecce Homo"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 09:39 AM (m45I2)

So she was working within her core incompetency?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 10:48 AM (WFV7d)

343 So what can Cohen flip to? His side job as a Ukranian mouthpiece?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:48 AM (Y9uH4)

344 CBD obviously needs to put up more art with trees in order to elicit more commentary from you.
Posted by: The Chickens at June 13, 2018 10:43 AM (RD7QR)[?i}

Why, thank you, Chickens. Bosch's trees are some of the most interesting bits of Dutch portraiture around. They are absolutely the key to his art.

He also seems interested in religion for some reason, but that's really secondary.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (CPk08)

345
There Oughta Be A Law - a limerick

It's horrible, and it's yucky and it's awful
So bad that it should really be unlawful
I like 'em long and skinny
Otherwise I'll eat too many
No one should cut their french fries like a waffle!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (m45I2)

346 308 You only need $10k to apply for a Chik Fil A franchise.
But their selection criteria is strict (upstanding member of community etc) and you remit a large percentage of the take and you're expected to be there as manager.

Basically it's more like buying in than owning, I guess.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at June 13, 2018 10:40 AM (hMwEB)


Probably cuts down on the cases of just someone buying up multiple franchises and just staffing them with every lukewarm body they can find. Its your restaurant and you being there will make you more attentive to have the standards followed.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (lKs2v)

347 Left-handers are more creative, better looking, more intelligent, and better at making the love than their dextrous counterparts.

It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

348 Sometimes I go to Chick-fil-A just so I can be around some people that haven't banged my daughter.

And cry.
Posted by: Ali Watkins's dad at June 13, 2018 10:24 AM (51lr/)


Bad news, chief.

The crew I work with eats at CfA quite a bit. You don't want to know where some of those guys have been.

But I'm betting you can guess.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (fiGNd)

349 Is that guy on the platform supposed to be Nietzsche or something?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (vDqXW)

350 ''Beyonce and Jay-Z tickets 'given away for free' as stars struggle to fill seats...''

Another Bwahahaha....

Posted by: Tuna at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (jm1YL)

351 a real Bosch job

Posted by: This is CNN at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (oGRue)

352 Good news, everyone... My Man comes home from deployment today!!

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)

353 CBD obviously needs to put up more art with trees in order to elicit more commentary from you.

Are we talking happy trees?

Posted by: Bob Ross at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (wW03z)

354 No one should cut their french fries like a waffle!"

Next, we'll find out that we should be putting syrup on our waffle cut fries...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (7LY+6)

355 Yay Kris! Tell him thank you!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (Y9uH4)

356 So she was working within her core incompetency?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


*****


Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Narrow-focus derangement.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (m45I2)

357 COHEN FLIPS!

Cohen, now with no legal representation, is likely to cooperate with federal prosecutors in New York, sources said. This development, which is believed to be imminent, will likely hit the White House, family members, staffers and counsels hard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

Why doesn't Cohen have legal representation?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (NLeU8)

358 yeah, Obama was left handed...

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (bUjCl)

359 Portrait of Ents : Art?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (WDCYi)

360 Probably cuts down on the cases of just someone buying up multiple franchises and just staffing them with every lukewarm body they can find. Its your restaurant and you being there will make you more attentive to have the standards followed.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (lKs2v)


You can only own one, I think. Their franchise model is very different, and they are far more profitable per store than any other fast food.


Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (Z5y53)

361 338
Don't tell me good taste is breaking out!



Beyonce and Jay-Z tickets 'given away for free' as stars struggle to fill seats...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)


Welcome to to Old Fogy Vegas club tours!

Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (ymnmz)

362 Portrait of Ents : Art?

Wood!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

363 354 No one should cut their french fries like a waffle!"

Next, we'll find out that we should be putting syrup on our waffle cut fries...
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Gravy or melted cheese

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (Bdeb0)

364 357 COHEN FLIPS!

Trump has a pen, a phone and powers of pardon.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (Y9uH4)

365 Beyonce and Jay-Z tickets 'given away for free' as stars struggle to fill seats...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

----

you're telling me that Beyonce's seat isn't full?

Posted by: This is CNN at June 13, 2018 10:53 AM (oGRue)

366 Why doesn't Cohen have legal representation?
Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (NLeU
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Because what is good for the Mueller Stasi is good for America, apparently.

Don't you want to be patriotic?

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:53 AM (vDqXW)

367 357
COHEN FLIPS!



Cohen, now with no legal representation, is likely to cooperate with
federal prosecutors in New York, sources said. This development, which
is believed to be imminent, will likely hit the White House, family
members, staffers and counsels hard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)



Why doesn't Cohen have legal representation?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (NLeU


Lots of weasel words in that thar post by drudge.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 10:53 AM (ymnmz)

368 347 Left-handers are more creative, better looking, more intelligent, and better at making the love than their dextrous counterparts.

It is known.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

---

My eldest g-baby (4 almost 5) is a southpaw.

With the exception of the sex thing, she's as you describe.


btw, funneh hash.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 13, 2018 10:53 AM (jS2zB)

369 Yay Kris! Tell him thank you!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:51 AM (Y9uH4)


With any luck ... won't be a whole lot of talkin' at all.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:53 AM (fiGNd)

370 Jack the Ripper and the Boston Strangler were left handed...

Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (bUjCl)

371 Fcuking crackers are catching on......

Posted by: Jay-Z at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (Y9uH4)

372 Wiki: "He (Dan Cathy) has been working with LGBT activist Shane Windmeyer of Campus Pride since 2012. Windmeyer stated that WinShape and the Chick-fil-A Foundation had 'dramatically' cut donations to groups considered to be anti-gay by gay marriage supporters."

You can lodge your nose a yard up their queer-ass and they'll still haul out their decade-old scream lines when they are cornered.
There will be no connection between my stomach and their "community."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (H5rtT)

373 I haven't seen any recent poll numbers for PDT.

They must be good.

Posted by: The Clash at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (y8Foj)

374 looked beneath the covers at the Cohen story - it's just a distraction being put out to muddy the waters ahead of the release of the IG's report tomorrow.

When you look at the Cohen Story closely, it's all the standard "anonymous sources" and "is likely to", with no specifics about anything, ever. The only actual fact that seems verified is that the legal team that was handling Cohen's response to the search and seizure will continue with that, but will not be representing him on anything else. Ok, so he's in the process of hiring someone else to handle any future problems. Big deal.

This whole "Cohen" story is based on the Religious Belief that Russia really was completely coordinating with Putin, and that Cohen knows ALL about it and if he can be forced to testify, Hillary will be president. Seriously, that's what leftists believe.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)

375 Jack the Ripper and the Boston Strangler were left handed...
Posted by: runner at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (bUjCl)
---
and creative!

Nobody worked with a corpse quite like Jack!

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (vDqXW)

376 362 Portrait of Ents : Art?

Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

---

YES?

Posted by: Elijah at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (oGRue)

377 pi[Beyonce and Jay-Z tickets 'given away for free' as stars struggle to fill seats...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

Welcome to to Old Fogy Vegas club tours!
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (ymnmz)

And state fairs! Don't forget state fairs.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (htCxB)

378 Probably cuts down on the cases of just someone buying up multiple franchises and just staffing them with every lukewarm body they can find. Its your restaurant and you being there will make you more attentive to have the standards followed.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (lKs2v)

I've been traveling recently and had occasion to stop at a McDonalds and a Wendy's. Both had employees that were actually friendly, courteous, and wished me safe travels and a good day.

It was jarring. I don't frequent fast food places unless it's the only option and to get my coffee and egg mcmuffin served promptly, the coffee was actually very good, and with a smile is so polar opposite of what it used to be like.

I guess competition raises all expectations. Now if KFC could only learn.....

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (NLeU8)

379 376 362 Portrait of Ents : Art?

Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

---

YES?
Posted by: Elijah

Really?

Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

380 Gravy or melted cheese"

Huh. Thought that went on, you know, standard waffles. Or was that french toast?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (7LY+6)

381 Little known, but True Scientific Fact: chickens may live for as long as one week after their nuggets are removed.


********


Perhaps, but at that point is it really worth living?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (m45I2)

382 I play pool left handed, I shoot left handed, but everything else is right handed.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (Y9uH4)

383 Drudge is all clickbait now. Pathetic.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (AM1GF)

384 Cohen, now with no legal representation, is likely to cooperate with
federal prosecutors in New York, sources said. This development, which
is believed to be imminent, will likely hit the White House, family
members, staffers and counsels hard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:44 AM (+y/Ru)

I hate these stories about people "flipping."
So does Cohen got the goods on Trump colluding with Russia? If not, who gives a fuck?

Posted by: The Clash at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (y8Foj)

385 374 looked beneath the covers at the Cohen story - it's just a distraction being put out to muddy the waters ahead of the release of the IG's report tomorrow.

When you look at the Cohen Story closely, it's all the standard "anonymous sources" and "is likely to", with no specifics about anything, ever. The only actual fact that seems verified is that the legal team that was handling Cohen's response to the search and seizure will continue with that, but will not be representing him on anything else. Ok, so he's in the process of hiring someone else to handle any future problems. Big deal.

This whole "Cohen" story is based on the Religious Belief that Russia really was completely coordinating with Putin, and that Cohen knows ALL about it and if he can be forced to testify, Hillary will be president. Seriously, that's what leftists believe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)

=============

Heh. Drudge (or whoever runs his site for him now) continues to take the Gateway Pundit path to irrelevancy.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (kkXcm)

386 YES?
Posted by: Elijah"

El snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (7LY+6)

387 TOKYO - A Japanese wife has told police the body she thought was of her missing husband belonged to a stranger after her spouse turned up alive a year later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)

388 You realize that if this were Mohammed all the commenters would be arrested in the UK.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (koNhm)

389 it's just a distraction being put out to muddy the waters ahead of the release of the IG's report tomorrow.


That sounds about right. I look forward to a spate of stories about the homeless this afternoon.

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (wW03z)

390 Chik-Fil-A = Entenmann's

Everything they make is delicious.

Full disclosure: I am told that Entenmann's fruit cake is delicious, but I have no personal knowledge.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (HiDrR)

391 379 376 362 Portrait of Ents : Art?

Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

---

YES?
Posted by: Elijah

Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

---

certainly

Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)

392 I've been traveling recently and had occasion to
stop at a McDonalds and a Wendy's. Both had employees that were actually
friendly, courteous, and wished me safe travels and a good day.



It was jarring. I don't frequent fast food places unless it's the
only option and to get my coffee and egg mcmuffin served promptly, the
coffee was actually very good, and with a smile is so polar opposite of
what it used to be like.



I guess competition raises all expectations. Now if KFC could only learn.....



Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (NLeU


---

If you can get to rural anythings (and with little illegal alien presence) the service is still usually what you remember.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (VgKNm)

393 Drudge is still useful. Check out this juxtaposition of headlines:
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AMERICA TO HOST WORLD CUP 2026!

FLASHBACK: OBAMA FAILED TO BRING BACK GAMES...
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Exactly what people need to remember. :O

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (vDqXW)

394 I've been traveling recently and had occasion to stop at a McDonalds and a Wendy's. Both had employees that were actually friendly, courteous, and wished me safe travels and a good day.

It was jarring. I don't frequent fast food places unless it's the only option and to get my coffee and egg mcmuffin served promptly, the coffee was actually very good, and with a smile is so polar opposite of what it used to be like.

I guess competition raises all expectations. Now if KFC could only learn.....
Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (NLeU



It all kind of depends on where you are too. I for the most part have never had much problem with any crap attitude from any fast food places. At worst it's incompetence like them forgetting something I ordered. Worst one was at a local Burger King one night where I had to go through the drive-thru three times. Gave me the wrong order the first time. Gave me the wrong order the second time. And then to get my money back.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (lKs2v)

395 Or was that french toast?


Remember who our thread host is. French toast gets salt and pepper.

Or A-1 Sauce. Or Worcestershire.

I'm not really sure, but it's best to not even mention French toast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

396 ots of weasel words in that thar post by drudge.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 10:53 AM (ymnmz)

thanks, I don't click on Drudge anymore.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (NLeU8)

397 380 Gravy or melted cheese"

Huh. Thought that went on, you know, standard waffles. Or was that french toast?
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Gravy and waffles is damn fine eating. Usually a standard the day after Thanksgiving with the turkey legs.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)

398 certainly
Posted by: Evelyn"

You're slow.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (7LY+6)

399 If a headline ends in a question mark, it's a lie.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (Evws/)

400 Now if KFC could only learn....

I've given up on them. They've messed up the order something like 10x straight. Popeye's FTW!

Posted by: pep at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (wW03z)

401 YES?
Posted by: Elijah

Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

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certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)

*blub* *blub*

Posted by: Natalie at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (xPJvm)

402 Around here (Northern VA), CFA is the only fast food that employs high schoolers. Every place else is pretty much adults whose first language isn't English.

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 10:59 AM (Z5y53)

403 391 379 376 362 Portrait of Ents : Art?

Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

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YES?
Posted by: Elijah

Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

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certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)


Fer shure.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 13, 2018 10:59 AM (CPk08)

404 I'm not really sure, but it's best to not even mention French toast."

Yeah, kinda shoulda not done that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:59 AM (7LY+6)

405 And the winner is ...

Of top 50 least liveable US cities, #1 is Detroit!

https://usat.ly/2HMEPLF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)

406 TOKYO - A Japanese wife has told police the body she
thought was of her missing husband belonged to a stranger after her
spouse turned up alive a year later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)


Is this a "they all look alike" story.... or am I just a racist?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 10:59 AM (jjaLl)

407 Ara?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 13, 2018 11:00 AM (29TTH)

408 So does Cohen got the goods on Trump colluding with Russia? If not, who gives a fuck?



Posted by: The Clash at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (y8Foj)


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The taxi cab medallion something something or he agrees to make a notarized statement concerning what he personally believes constitutes attorney-client privilege. Also agrees to renounce chick-fil-a.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:00 AM (VgKNm)

409 398 certainly
Posted by: Evelyn"

You're slow.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (7LY+6)

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Is Evelyn a dame?

Posted by: Ed at June 13, 2018 11:00 AM (oGRue)

410 387 TOKYO - A Japanese wife has told police the body she thought was of her missing husband belonged to a stranger after her spouse turned up alive a year later."

It's the "all these Japs look alike to me" defense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)

411 400 Now if KFC could only learn....

I've given up on them. They've messed up the order something like 10x straight. Popeye's FTW!
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I take my son to the KFC drive thru. He seems to understand Chintz.

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:01 AM (2LelM)

412 If the woman that is being billed as Shapiro's sister is actually her, she is skinny, curvy and has gigantic boobs.

She also has typical Jewish daddy's girl look, which being Jewish and from New York, I am well disposed to.

Grading in binary - 1

Grading in hex - D

Grading in decimal - 7

Grading in Scoville heat units - 350,000

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 11:01 AM (UfMVm)

413 Good news, everyone... My Man comes home from deployment today!!

Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)


That is great news! Don't let him stop you from helping out us ignorant peasants on the art thread, though!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 13, 2018 11:01 AM (LISuA)

414 405 And the winner is ...
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
One of the best burn lines in the first Deadpool was something along the lines of: I want to live until I'm 102 and then die. Like Detroit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 13, 2018 11:01 AM (Y9uH4)

415 Is Evelyn a dame?
Posted by: Ed



What? It's a perfectly fine male name.

Posted by: Evelyn Waugh at June 13, 2018 11:01 AM (wW03z)

416 CNN is in fine form this am.

Corey Stewart wins VA nomination for Senate, their chyron is "TRUMP EFFECT: Confederate Statue Defender Wins GOP Senate Nom"

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (Z5y53)

417 Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
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YES?
Posted by: Elijah
Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
---
certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)


Sproing!

Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)

418 406 TOKYO - A Japanese wife has told police the body she
thought was of her missing husband belonged to a stranger after her
spouse turned up alive a year later.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)


Is this a "they all look alike" story.... or am I just a racist?
--------------------
Did anyone ask whether she cashed in on her husband's life insurance policy?

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (2LelM)

419 410 387 TOKYO - A Japanese wife has told police the body she thought was of her missing husband belonged to a stranger after her spouse turned up alive a year later."

It's the "all these Japs look alike to me" defense.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:00 AM (k1TUh)

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i refused to surrender after the infinity war

Posted by: live spouse at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (oGRue)

420 I became left-handed.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (TKQ/l)

421 You realize that if this were Mohammed all the commenters would be arrested in the UK.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (koNhm)


And not much before this ... the post about Germany cutting off political commentary.

History tells us - Modern Events tells us - Any Message Board or OpEd Section tells us ... Control of Speech is Job #1 in controlling any population. If you control Speech, you control Thought. If you control Thought, you control Herds of Man.

Y'all say what you want. Its still somewhat of a Free Country. I'll say this ... Western Europe is Gone for a while - again. Any American Soldier sent to defend those people is an American Son or Daughter wasted.

And after sending American Soldiers twice ... I hope we're smart enough not to do it a third time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)

422 I hate these stories about people "flipping."
So does Cohen got the goods on Trump colluding with Russia? If not, who gives a fuck?

Posted by: The Clash at June 13, 2018 10:56 AM (y8Foj)
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Scavenger-Hunt Bob would book him on anything he could.

The libs are arguing with the entire disingenuous engines fully engaged.

"Look how many people Mueller has indicted!"

"Do any, concerning the Trump campaign staff have ANYTHING to do with Russia?"

"No, but the investigation is not over yet!" (Then why were you asking me to look at what he's *currently* done?)

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (vDqXW)

423 Good news, everyone... My Man comes home from deployment today!!
Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)
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Hooray! Welcome home to Mr. Kris! I am so grateful for people like him.

Posted by: bluebell at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oMtOd)

424 It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.


Isn't Chick-fil-a the fastest growing chain in the country?
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at June 13, 2018 10:08 AM (GYX1g)

If the queers try to get in my way, going to Chik Fil-A, they will discover what the underside of a Suburban looks like.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (WFV7d)

425 417 Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
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YES?
Posted by: Elijah
Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
---
certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)

Sproing!
Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)

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you threw me there for a moment

Posted by: chuck at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oGRue)

426 What? It's a perfectly fine male name.
Posted by: Evelyn Waugh"

He or She?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:04 AM (7LY+6)

427 377
pi[Beyonce and Jay-Z tickets 'given away for free' as stars struggle to fill seats...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

Welcome to to Old Fogy Vegas club tours!
Posted by: Zombie Frank Sinatra at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (ymnmz)

And state fairs! Don't forget state fairs.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (htCxB)

Saturday afternoon from 4-6 at the Big E. Come see Queen Bey and Jay Z for a live concert of their greatest hits. See them head the parade at Noon, and 8PM. From 9 to close they will be signing autographs at the Rhode Island State house and serving Fritters and Lemonade from Kenyon's Fritters and Lemonade Stand.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 11:04 AM (ymnmz)

428 It all kind of depends on where you are too. I for
the most part have never had much problem with any crap attitude from
any fast food places. At worst it's incompetence like them forgetting
something I ordered. Worst one was at a local Burger King one night
where I had to go through the drive-thru three times. Gave me the wrong
order the first time. Gave me the wrong order the second time. And
then to get my money back.

Posted by: buzzion at June 13, 2018 10:58 AM (lKs2v)


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We have a favorite McDonalds we stop at going and coming from a regular destination. The food is passable, but it has become a destination because they've NEVER gotten an order right. Ten years of stopping, and something is always wrong.

Christmas we thought they'd broken the streak, but the Dr Pepper was just fizzy water (no syrup). We laughed and laughed.

Spring break we thought they'd succeeded, and the pack of apples in the Happy Meal had one apple slice in it (usually six or so).

I love that place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:04 AM (VgKNm)

429 Rothenberg says the House Blue Wave is alive and well.
If Republicans don't get out and vote in the Fall, they have nobody to blamce but themselves.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (VpIIl)

430 Yay for Mr. Kris coming home to Kris!

Do you want to tell us any juicy details, like what branch he's in, where he deployed to, and what kind of art he saw there?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

431 Saturday afternoon from 4-6 at the Big E. Come see Queen Bey and Jay Z for a live concert of their greatest hits. See them head the parade at Noon, and 8PM. From 9 to close they will be signing autographs at the Rhode Island State house and serving Fritters and Lemonade from Kenyon's Fritters and Lemonade Stand.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2018 11:04 AM (ymnmz)
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Oooh, so close. You forgot to put PUPPET SHOW in front of your ad.

Posted by: bluebell at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (oMtOd)

432 416 CNN is in fine form this am.

Corey Stewart wins VA nomination for Senate, their chyron is "TRUMP EFFECT: Confederate Statue Defender Wins GOP Senate Nom"
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As a Virginian I like Confederate Statues and hate Carpet Bagger Hillary Toady VA Governors from SYRACUSE, NY! Fuck Dems - the Party that Lynches Free Assembly and Free Speech cuz Trump was polling 27% favorable with black Americans. Fuck them dead.

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (2LelM)

433 you threw me there for a moment
Posted by: chuck"

Chipper, are we?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (7LY+6)

434 Next stop: The Branson Beyonce and Jay-Z Theater!

Posted by: Beyonce and Jay-Z at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (vDqXW)

435
And state fairs! Don't forget state fairs.


And three-day holiday weekend car sales at auto dealerships! Y.O.W.Z.A.!.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (pNxlR)

436 Ok....Denis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of HBO's Cathouse, has won the Republican primary to become a Nevada state legislator. He defeated a hospital executive.

He said Trump was his "pioneer" and showed him the way to win elections.

He is projected to easily win his district and end up in the Nevada legislature.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (NLeU8)

437 417 Wood!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

---

YES?

Posted by: Elijah

Really?

Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

---

certainly

Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)



Sproing!

Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)



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you threw me there for a moment

Posted by: chuck at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oGRue)


Just keeping things light...

Posted by: Balsa at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (jjaLl)

438 Drudge has turned into a trash heap of nothing but click bait, sex doll shops articles, and World News Daily headlines that belong in the National Enquirer. Someone in the Horde pointed out the other day to check out The Liberty Daily as a Drudge alternative - I did and have since deleted my Drudge app off the iPad. Not missing much anyway since I literally went to Drudge once in the last six months...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 13, 2018 11:06 AM (A/K7w)

439 Left-handers are more creative, better looking, more intelligent, and better at making the love than their dextrous counterparts.

It is known.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM (fuK7c)

"A recent scientific study has determined that all studies that represent left-handers as anything other than sinister, Satan worshippers, have all been produced by left-handers. News at 6."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2018 11:06 AM (9BLnV)

440 @416

The narrative never stops.

The one thing you have to admire about the left is that they recognize that the advancement of an agenda is a war, and the only way to win a war is to fight total war.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 11:06 AM (UfMVm)

441 Drudge has turned into a trash heap of nothing but click bait, sex doll shops articles, and World News Daily headlines that belong in the National Enquirer.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 13, 2018 11:06 AM (A/K7w)


I find one of those three intriguing.

Leave it to y'all to figure out which.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:07 AM (fiGNd)

442 I never use the drive through in BK. they always fuck up my order there. I park and walk up to the counter where I am explain myself, clearly and slowly.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 13, 2018 11:07 AM (LGkrj)

443 Y'all say what you want. Its still somewhat of a
Free Country. I'll say this ... Western Europe is Gone for a while -
again. Any American Soldier sent to defend those people is an American
Son or Daughter wasted.



And after sending American Soldiers twice ... I hope we're smart enough not to do it a third time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (fiGNd)


--

We just have to give them the chance to be a civilized nation with an understanding of our system of governance because we know deep down they're all conservatives!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:07 AM (VgKNm)

444 437
417 Wood!


Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)


---


YES?


Posted by: Elijah


Really?


Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)


---


certainly


Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)





Sproing!


Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)





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you threw me there for a moment



Posted by: chuck at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oGRue)


Just keeping things light...


Posted by: Balsa at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (jjaLl)


You guys are scaring me.

Posted by: Petrified at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (TKQ/l)

445 I hate these stories about people "flipping."
So does Cohen got the goods on Trump colluding with Russia? If not, who gives a fuck?

Posted by: The

Mueller should have watched more HGTV.

It's always much harder to flip than you think it will be at first.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (mk7Bj)

446 Drudge has turned into a trash heap of nothing but click bait, sex doll shops articles, and World News Daily headlines that belong in the National Enquirer. Someone in the Horde pointed out the other day to check out The Liberty Daily as a Drudge alternative - I did and have since deleted my Drudge app off the iPad. Not missing much anyway since I literally went to Drudge once in the last six months...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM



Drudge = Bat Boy!!!!11!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (CJRaf)

447 435
And state fairs! Don't forget state fairs.

And three-day holiday weekend car sales at auto dealerships! Y.O.W.Z.A.!.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (pNxlR)
436 Ok....Denis Hof, the owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada and star of HBO's Cathouse, has won the Republican primary to become a Nevada state legislator. He defeated a hospital executive.

He said Trump was his "pioneer" and showed him the way to win elections.

He is projected to easily win his district and end up in the Nevada legislature.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 11:05 AM (NLeU
437 417 Wood!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

---

YES?

Posted by: Elijah

Really?

Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

---

certainly

Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)



Sproing!

Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)



---



you threw me there for a moment

Posted by: chuck at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oGRue)


Just keeping things light...
Posted by: Balsa

You got me floored

Posted by: hard at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)

448 Beyonce and Jay-Z Theater!"

B and Jay Z for Easterns Auto! Where you're jobs your credit... da da da da...

*for the DC area 'rons*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (7LY+6)

449 Kinda sad to see Shreveport at about #20 on the worst cities list, since I still get over there from time to time, and kinda like it. BUT I think what's happened in Shreveport is the story of a lot of these places on the list. The area is still growing and doing fairly well - but industry and jobs and the educated white population are all moving to suburbs and new areas which are north, south, and east of the city. Meanwhile the old city, Shreveport proper is decaying and currently is 57% black. And that number is rising.

For some inscrutable risen, as that number rises, the crime rate rises right along with it. and the income levels go down. It's a mystery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

450 Left handed people are this way, but all blacks, muslims, and gays are different as grains of sands in the stars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (VgKNm)

451 The one thing you have to admire about the left is that they recognize that the advancement of an agenda is a war, and the only way to win a war is to fight total war.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 13, 2018 11:06 AM (UfMVm)


Let's just back the Defensive Line up five yards. If we give them that - maybe they'll be satisfied and stop.

Posted by: The GOP Coaches Football at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (fiGNd)

452 >>He said Trump was his "pioneer" and showed him the way to win elections.

He is projected to easily win his district and end up in the Nevada legislature.




Ugh, that guy is a creep.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

453 417
Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)
---
YES?
Posted by: Elijah
Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)
---
certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)

Sproing!


Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)


It took me a while to distill that.

Posted by: Methanol at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (8iiMU)

454 Choose the form of the Destructor!

That's my cue! -- Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 10:28 AM (pNxlR)


Tanned!
Rested!
Ready!

Posted by: Hillary, The Destructor of Parties, Taker of Bribes, and Guzzler of Vodka at June 13, 2018 11:10 AM (hLRSq)

455 Anyone notice the hidden people in the painting?


Anybody still here?


Mueller?

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (+lOpA)

456 Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

YES?
Posted by: Elijah

Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)

Sproing!
Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)

It took me a while to distill that.
Posted by: Methanol at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (8iiMU)


Cocksucker !!!

Posted by: Dead at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (fiGNd)

457 Nearly a third of voters don't know who Roberto Mueller is.

32%. don't. know.

{ends post to forgo babbling ever so softly}

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (vDqXW)

458 423 Good news, everyone... My Man comes home from deployment today!!
Posted by: Kris at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (OyyDO)

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there are several unexpected openings on the Paulos calendar.

Posted by: The Paulo at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (oGRue)

459 Puns are for cocksuckers!

Posted by: Deadwood at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (Evws/)

460 off sock

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (htCxB)

461 "A recent scientific study has determined that all studies that represent left-handers as anything other than sinister..."

Well of course they're sinister, duh! It'd be perverse to call a left hander Dexter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)

462 Left handed people are this way, but all blacks, muslims, and gays are different as grains of sands in the stars.


Correct. All prejudice is wrong, except prejudice in favor of left-handed people who take their nics from Lewis Carroll poems.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 11:12 AM (fuK7c)

463 Anybody still here? "

Nah. The horde has splintered...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 11:12 AM (7LY+6)

464
So close, "hard"! So close!

Did you feel the Barrel's breath on your neck?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (pNxlR)

465 456 Wood!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

YES?
Posted by: Elijah

Really?
Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

certainly
Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)

Sproing!
Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)

It took me a while to distill that.
Posted by: Methanol at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (8iiMU)

Cocksucker !!!
Posted by: Dead

I'm so lost

Posted by: drift at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

466 459
Puns are for cocksuckers!


Posted by: Deadwood at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (Evws/)

San Francisco cocksuckers!

Posted by: Fucking Wu at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (8iiMU)

467 You know things are changing for the Democrats when you see Hillary selling replacement windows on late night infomercials.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (hLRSq)

468 NoOd

Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (Z5y53)

469 Japan's age of majority lowered to 18.

On Bing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (CJRaf)

470 You know things are changing for the Democrats when you see Hillary selling replacement windows on late night infomercials.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (hLRSq)
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I think she's already too old for that gig. At least, she looks to be.

Posted by: bluebell at June 13, 2018 11:14 AM (oMtOd)

471 465
456 Wood!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)



YES?

Posted by: Elijah



Really?

Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)



certainly

Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)



Sproing!

Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)



It took me a while to distill that.

Posted by: Methanol at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (8iiMU)



Cocksucker !!!

Posted by: Dead



I'm so lost

Posted by: drift at June 13, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)


I can't follow this.

Posted by: Mirkwood at June 13, 2018 11:14 AM (ymnmz)

472 Nearly a third of voters don't know who Roberto Mueller is.

32%. don't. know.

{ends post to forgo babbling ever so softly}
Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2018 11:11 AM (vDqXW)


But you know what they do know ?

That something's been going on, for a long time, and both sides blame each other.

Classic Tactic - draw the proceeding out, and muddle it. The longer it goes on, and the more complicated it gets - the greater the chance Public Opinion just says "Fuck It - Move On".

And this shit is all about Public Opinion. The Passions of the Mob.

Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 11:14 AM (fiGNd)

473 455 Anyone notice the hidden people in the painting?
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Yep. Interesting. Are they the Dead waiting for resurrection?

Posted by: Gumby at June 13, 2018 11:14 AM (2LelM)

474 James Woods refers to Obama as "bowing bobblehead Obama" on his Twitter feed; I laughed!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (0/+vJ)

475 Drudge Headline....

NUDE GORILLA!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (jjaLl)

476 There are many Philistines in DC who need a jawbone applied to them vigorously.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (29TTH)

477 449 Kinda sad to see Shreveport at about #20 on the worst cities list, since I still get over there from time to time, and kinda like it. BUT I think what's happened in Shreveport is the story of a lot of these places on the list. The area is still growing and doing fairly well - but industry and jobs and the educated white population are all moving to suburbs and new areas which are north, south, and east of the city. Meanwhile the old city, Shreveport proper is decaying and currently is 57% black. And that number is rising.

For some inscrutable risen, as that number rises, the crime rate rises right along with it. and the income levels go down. It's a mystery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (k1TUh)

==============

I'm in NW LA. A lot of people have moved across the river to Bossier City. Have you ever been to the Boardwalk in Bossier? Really nice outdoor mall. The 'burbs haven't reached my childhood stomping grounds yet (Stonewall) thankfully.

Posted by: Jackal at June 13, 2018 11:15 AM (kkXcm)

478 >>>Bad news, chief.

The crew I work with eats at CfA quite a bit. You don't want to know where some of those guys have been.

But I'm betting you can guess.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 13, 2018 10:50 AM (fiGNd)
_________
Noooooooooo!!!!

Posted by: Ali Watkins's dad at June 13, 2018 11:16 AM (51lr/)

479 >>It's time to choose where your loyalties lie - with the queer community or with your stomach.





Huh, never considered getting lunch was such a weighty choice.

How about I choose to ignore your juvenile ultimatum and enjoy a tasty chicken sammich without and ounce of guilt OR acceptance that it has anything to do with the queer community?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:17 AM (W+vEI)

480 20 13 That solves that question. Jesus was left handed.
Look at that forearm. You get that from swinging a hammer an using a saw. No air drivers and cut off tools.
Posted by: rickb223

there are other "activities" that make one arm stronger than the other
Posted by: G.Quagmire

Yeah, scooped ice cream for two summers. Had to use my off hand for other activities just to keep things even.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (mD89R)

481 Ugh, that guy is a creep.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2018 11:09 AM (W+vEI)

He is a pimp who runs brothels. Mindset of " oh, the women are empowered,etc. BS" Hof looks like a late term survivor of syphilis, likely a job hazard.

Out of sheer curiosity, when Cathouse first was aired and we still had HBO, I watched a few episodes. Watched a few of Gigolo also.


I can say unequivocally, that the people who sell themselves out for money are seriously emotionally ill. After watching the first episodes, which felt like I was indulging in really naughty behavior as this was such a foreign and forbidden world, I began to understand why it was so. Our elders, pastors, and Jesus were right. This is not healthy, spiritually supportive, or mentally good for ones soul to either buy or sell sex.


Wasn't one of the Kardashian gigolos caught at the Cathouse after he suffered a seizure or something?

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (NLeU8)

482 The one thing you have to admire about the left is that they recognize that the advancement of an agenda is a war, and the only way to win a war is to fight total war.

-
War!
Uh!
What is it good for?
Ending homophobe chicken!
Say it again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2018 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)

483 Left-handers are more creative, better looking, more intelligent, and better at making the love than their dextrous counterparts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2018 10:49 AM


Dude. The threads of the bolt and the nut must be the same. Trying to screw a left-handed bolt into a right-handed nut (known to be the sanest and most common nuts) only gets things cross-threaded.

Not to mention that this confusion is the root of The Legend Of Shelvy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2018 11:19 AM (ctuyM)

484 War!
Uh!
What is it good for?
Ending homophobe chicken!
Say it again!

Stop ripping me off!

Posted by: zombie leo tolstoy at June 13, 2018 11:20 AM (Evws/)

485 Wood!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 13, 2018 10:52 AM (7LY+6)

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YES?

Posted by: Elijah

Really?

Posted by: pecker at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

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certainly

Posted by: Evelyn at June 13, 2018 10:57 AM (oGRue)



Sproing!

Posted by: morning at June 13, 2018 11:02 AM (htCxB)



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you threw me there for a moment

Posted by: chuck at June 13, 2018 11:03 AM (oGRue)


Just keeping things light...
Posted by: Balsa

You got me floored
Posted by: hard at June 13, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)

on

Posted by: knock at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (bUjCl)

486 Posted by: knock at June 13, 2018 11:21 AM (bUjCl)
Who's there?

Posted by: just the setup at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (Evws/)

487 re ms. abagail,

I'd be in that so deep, who ever pulled me out would be the next king of England...

oh and nood gorilla

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (8D42x)

488 And state fairs! Don't forget state fairs.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 13, 2018 10:55 AM (htCxB)

And Indian casinos on remote stretches of Interstate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2018 11:24 AM (WFV7d)

489 I suspect the painted-out section of the painting is a product of the religious wars of the 16th and 17th centuries. Catholic-themed portraits were often effaced to appease the sensitivities of Protestants during the height of the Reformation. For more on the process, I suggest reading Eamon Duffy's superb book "The Stripping of the Altars: Traditional Religion in England, 1400-1580".

Posted by: mrp at June 13, 2018 11:26 AM (Pqytn)

490 Mary (calling out from crowd): "Jesus, if I told you once I told you a thousand times: always make sure you're wearing clean underwear!"

Posted by: Bilwick at June 13, 2018 04:28 PM (kx9QW)

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