The Morning Rant

Donny Two-Scoops will be filling in GP today, who has the day off.

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"Look, Mrs. Merkel, I don't know who you think you're dealing with, but I'm telling you this borderless global world order garbage you're trying to sell me is a non-starter. That's just not happening. And you're trying to get America to fund it, too. Did George Soros tell you you could do that? That's rich. Well, we're not falling for it. You thought maybe you could roll me like Obama got rolled? Yeah, right. Just ask the Iranians, they had him over a barrel saying thank you as the mullahs pantsed him and poked him one after the other. He was a disgrace, a complete disgrace, and America is better off with him out of the picture. Oh, and the little runt spied on my campaign, you know that? I'll bet you didn't. Well, it's true. Anyway, from now on, I'm looking after America's interests first, and by America's interests, I don't mean the interests of the GOPe donor class and their cronies in the Chamber of Commerce. So I won't be signing on to any bad trade deals that do nothing but increase our unemployment and debt while you euro-commies reap the benefits. America is not the world's piggy bank. Those days are over. Bill Kristol is going to have to pay full price for his pool boy. No, don't listen to him, he's an idiot, a complete moron who is still living off of his daddy. So you can talk to the 'Stache here. He's a helluva guy. You may not like John, but you know something? He doesn't like you, either. I didn't bring him here to win a popularity contest. Come to think of it, John probably doesn't like me very much either. But we both of us love America, and that's what counts."

The New World Order:

Meanwhile:

Oops:

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM

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1 In before somebody.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 11, 2018 11:05 AM (xBSm0)

2 Something, something, not first.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 11, 2018 11:07 AM (Vzqe+)

3 That first picture is odd looking.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 11, 2018 11:07 AM (zRZaJ)

4 No Minkey

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2018 11:07 AM (EyPfd)

5 No go rilla?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2018 11:07 AM (I9SqL)

6
Isn't that last bit really the story of the Obama Presidency?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (VM6ev)

7 Hey

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (OJ/jL)

8 Bill Kristol has bet his entire public life on this Mueller investigation, hasn't he? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (V2Yro)

9

Thank goodness once more that Florida Man is no one I know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (HaL55)

10 That guy looks like Draymond Green and Shaq had a baby!

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (f3QoG)

11 That first picture is odd looking.
Posted by: Jewells45

Circa 1965.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (I9SqL)

12 Trump in front of the vault is classic. There is a new sheriff in town.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (wpJDK)

13 I did not know Norman Rockwell was still alive.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (zy+gb)

14 11 Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (I9SqL)

Looks like it was taken with a 1967 Polaroid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (VM6ev)

15 "Bill Kristol is going to have to pay full price for his pool boy. No, don't listen to him, he's an idiot, a complete moron who is still living off of his daddy. So you can talk to the 'Stache here. He's a helluva guy. You may not like John, but you know something? He doesn't like you, either. I didn't bring him here to win a popularity contest. Come to think of it, John probably doesn't like me very much either. But we both of us love America, and that's what counts."

Hysterical!!

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (Enq6K)

16 I bet Ace had better boobs than Merkel.

... before the GAINZ.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (f3QoG)

17 Hey Germany - We kicked the ever-loving shit out of you in '44 - don't make us come over there again!

Sincerely,
Donny two Scoops

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (gmo/4)

18 Obama wanted to be rolled. It's not like they fooled him. If it hurts America, he's for it.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (wpJDK)

19 I keep wondering if tarriffs are terrible and only hurt the side that levies them the G7 is so mad

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2018 11:09 AM (OJ/jL)

20 No Gorilla?

Sad!

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 11, 2018 11:10 AM (vWMNq)

21 12 Trump in front of the vault is classic. There is a new sheriff in town.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (wpJDK)

Shinzo Abe with the folded arms is playing Woim to PDT's Butch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2018 11:10 AM (VM6ev)

22 top 25

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 11, 2018 11:10 AM (8D42x)

23 So a Kraut who barely won re-election after releasing the Raping Monkeys on her own people tries to be Butch with the Honey Badger. Fat Frau's should be in the kitchen making sammiches and kraut.

Posted by: Gumby at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (2LelM)

24 What happened to the Gorillas!?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (f3QoG)

25 Shinzo Abe's stance in that pic is interesting.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (+lOpA)

26 I see GP got a professional to sub for him today.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (hLRSq)

27 Willowed:

Alito on voter rolls:

The dissents have a policy disagreement, not just with
Ohio, but with Congress. But this case presents a question of statutory interpretation, not a question of policy. We have no authority to second-guess Congress or to decide whether Ohio's Supplemental Process is the ideal method for keeping its voting rolls up to date. The only question before us is whether it violates federal law. It does not.

The judgment of the Sixth Circuit is reversed.

Refreshing. 5-4 ruling though. One vote away from anarchy.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (G0vdT)

28 24 What happened to the Gorillas!?

Moose out front....

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (+lOpA)

29 I still love how the swear-to-God-OMFG-she-actually-said New World Order is being desperately shitcanned by the Left.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (GYX1g)

30 Is this thread comparing Trump to an ape?

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (OJ/jL)

31 These are the most adorable memes ever. I think I'll save the Canadian girlfriend one for when (inevitably), I have to warn Canadian friends of friends not to get political.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (fxCK2)

32 24 What happened to the Gorillas!?
Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin

It's in a Merkel suit.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)

33 Bill Kristol has bet his entire public life on this Mueller investigation, hasn't he? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (V2Yro)

He wanted the other heads of government to praise the Mueller investigation at the G-7 Summit. That man's a dolt.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (hLRSq)

34
That first picture is odd looking.
Posted by: Jewells45

Circa 1965.
Posted by: rickb223

Camel Lot

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l)

35 That looks like Hans Gruber to the Mustache's right.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (yQpMk)

36

I keep wondering if tarriffs are terrible and only hurt the side that levies them the G7 is so mad

If some Prog is writing about trade, you can be assured it doesn't know anything about free-market economics and is anti-American to boot, so it will naturally say that anything that harms US is just okey-dokey.

Plus, Progs are innumerate. Those number thingys scare them almost as much as a binary decision.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (HaL55)

37 Nah, there's a monkey in that photo. Hidden in the photo is the helper monkey that helps John Bolton keep that stache so well-groomed. It's like one of those Where's Waldo things. Just look harder.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at June 11, 2018 11:13 AM (LgxQn)

38 If you had the invisible Obama portrait hanging on your wall, would anybody recognize it?

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 11, 2018 11:13 AM (wpJDK)

39 Please tell me that's an actual Trump quote.

Never mind. I choose to believe it anyway.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:13 AM (xjiRE)

40 But we both of us love America, and that's what counts"

Damn, that's good stuff there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:13 AM (7LY+6)

41 Yuuuge golden key for the win. MAGA!

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (EzdLW)

42 Top pic - Bolton's stache is standing tall.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (I9SqL)

43 Bolton's head looks 'shopped in on the first photo. odd.

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

44 Shinzo Abe's stance in that pic is interesting.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (+lOpA)

I know. I wonder who he's siding with? Trump or Merkel?
Probably Trump. The last time the Japs listened to the Germans, you know what happened.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (y8Foj)

45 On the North Korea front. I wonder if Whoa-Fat has any fissionable material left, and that is why he is willing to talk.

Posted by: Paladin at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (bUPLZ)

46 Refreshing. 5-4 ruling though. One vote away from anarchy.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (G0vdT)

And if we had done what the NeverTrumper's advised it would have been 5-4 the other way. We got so close to the iceberg the paint was scared right off the hull.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (hLRSq)

47 Macron keeps close to Merkel because she reminds him of his wife?

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (EzdLW)

48 oh good Lord..I need to save these pics..still laughing over the canadian girlfriend line...Trudeau is definitely more feminine between the two..

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (a0IVu)

49 So we have Whoa Fat. Frau �bergewichtig, Canadian Soy boi and Le garcon de maman.

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (gmo/4)

50 The last time the Japs listened to the Germans, you know what happened.....
Posted by: JoeF.

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (FZYNt)

51 Good for President Trump. Merkel has been slavishly adored for years while she was busy dismantling her own country. She bet on the 4th Reich with her in charge and has been exposed.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (MIKMs)

52 Florida Black Man : Just as "bluh" as Florida White Man.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (WDCYi)

53 1st pic -

*assembled twatwaffles furiously look thru agreement, trying to find the paragraph where 'merica agrees to bend over. Can't find it...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (7LY+6)

54 Bill Kristol has bet his entire public life on this Mueller investigation, hasn't he? HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 11:08 AM (V2Yro)

He wanted the other heads of government to praise the Mueller investigation at the G-7 Summit. That man's a dolt.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (hLRSq)

It's telling that the first thought that crossed his mind when he saw that pic is Mueller.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj)

55 Macron keeps close to Merkel because she reminds him of his wife?
Posted by: Hands

She has his balls in a jar in her purse.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (I9SqL)

56 The judgment of the Sixth Circuit is reversed.

Refreshing. 5-4 ruling though. One vote away from anarchy."

Yes. The 4 libs absolutely believe that they have the Right to impose their policy preferences on the Congress and on all the states - that is what Liberal judicial thinking is all about these days. They believe that the Judiciary, controlled by them, should be an absolute tyranny with no checks or balances which can impose it's will in any way they see fit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (V2Yro)

57 44 Shinzo Abe's stance in that pic is interesting.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (+lOpA)

I know. I wonder who he's siding with? Trump or Merkel?
Probably Trump. The last time the Japs listened to the Germans, you know what happened.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (y8Foj)

I'd say Trump since Abe assumed Trump's body language.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (Enq6K)

58 50 The last time the Japs listened to the Germans, you know what happened.....
Posted by: JoeF.

The Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (FZYNt)

This always reminds of when pro wrestler Scott Steiner cut a promo about when "Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans".

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (WDCYi)

59 Miss me yet?
Hello...hello?

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (O5Q3r)

60 so I leave my home with the leaky broken terlit (which kept me up til 3 am) and come to the office with no a/c to look at 'bugs' caused by the client environment not running scripts.

not a good day.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (5C+G3)

61 42 Top pic - Bolton's stache is standing tall.

A brewery made a beer using yeast from some dude's beard.

They make a viagra substitute from stuff in Bolton's stache.

Posted by: Roy at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (7n4KQ)

62 Italy turns away a shipload from North Africa, Spain says they'll take 'em?

Sounds like how things got going with the Barca family, back in the day.

Furthermore Carthage.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (H5rtT)

63 A federal judge in Maryland has permitted a civil suit brought by journalist Kurt Eichenwald against the man who sent Gina strobe light by computer to go forward.

The judge ruled that the sending of the strobe light, which ch Eichenwald claims resulted in a seizure, could constitute battery.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (Rsvbf)

64 The judgment of the Sixth Circuit is reversed.

Refreshing. 5-4 ruling though. One vote away from anarchy.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM

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After Trump wins his second term and gets to pick 2-3 new SCOTUS Judges, there won't be anymore rulings that close on what is settled law(s).

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (+Dllb)

65 YOU CANT LET YO WIG GET LIPPY WITH YA IT LEADS TO ALL MANNER A TROUBLE.

Posted by: Maxine Waters advice regarding US / CAN relations at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (l2max)

66 The Germans bombed Pearl Harbour?
Posted by: Rick in SK"

Worked that into the top 50. Well done, sir!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (7LY+6)

67 I like Scalpweasel Pundit.

He fights.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (AURKQ)

68 35 That looks like Hans Gruber to the Mustache's right.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 11:12 AM (yQpMk)

I know, I originally had that as part of the rant but took it out as it wasn't really germane to the rant.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (u7ERy)

69 So, Trump made his positions clear, refused to bow to the rest, including not selling out just to say that 'everybody signed'.

He also challenged them to think about Russia rejoining.

And they still are contributing less than their allotted share for NATO defense spending.

And he's now of to negotiate with N. Korea.

Imagine Hillary or one of the clown car candidates doing any of this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (GYX1g)

70 "The judgment of the Sixth Circuit is reversed. "

I did like the part about it not being the Supreme Courts role to determine if a law is the best way to do things.

Simply to determine if the law or ruling in question is constitutional.

Refreshingly simple idea.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (EyPfd)

71 On the North Korea front. I wonder if Whoa-Fat has any fissionable material left, and that is why he is willing to talk.
Posted by: Paladin
...........
Because China told him that's what he needs to do..

Little Rocket Man does nothing without instructions from his puppet masters..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (so+oy)

72 Frau ubergewichtig

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (gmo/4)

73 How great would it be if Kim Jong Un would issue a statement in Singapore calling for the Mueller investigation to be allowed to proceed unimpeded?

Hello? Is thing on?

Posted by: Commodore Bill Kristol at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (EzdLW)

74 Between Eyebrowgate, wearing a sari, and putting Romphim Room in charge of NAFTA negotiations, it has not been a good year for Trudeau. I think he's going to be pursuing other opportunities soon.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (wW03z)

75 63 The judge ruled that the sending of the strobe light, which ch Eichenwald claims resulted in a seizure, could constitute battery.
Posted by: mercenary13 at June 11, 2018 11:17 AM (Rsvbf)

Fvck Eichenwald and the Squid he rode in on.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (WDCYi)

76 Nice series of pics of Obama fading away ... I'd turn the leaves brown, and have them blow away too, panning out and revealing a great wall ... or some such. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (bT8Z4)

77 I know, I originally had that as part of the rant but took it out as it wasn't really germane to the rant.

Not East Germane.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (yQpMk)

78 I'm late to the party, what's this Supreme Court ruling?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 11, 2018 11:19 AM (72PAC)

79 Nice series of pics of Obama fading away ... I'd turn the leaves brown, and have them blow away too, panning out and revealing a great wall ... or some such. ha
Posted by: illiniwek
...............
no.. revealing an empty chair..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2018 11:19 AM (so+oy)

80 it is amazing how many unserious twinks and silly women are in charge of Western nations now. Maggie T would have them all in ball gags and gimp suits within the hour

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:20 AM (5C+G3)

81
Bolton's head looks 'shopped in on the first photo. odd.

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (7HtZB)

It's because in the original photo Bolton's stache is giving Merkel the finger.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2018 11:20 AM (10vO4)

82 Article on Supreme Court ruling

http://tinyurl.com/ybfa34lj

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2018 11:20 AM (EyPfd)

83 Underneath Bolton's mustache there's another mustache.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (yQpMk)

84 Trump right hand looks like he's playing rock paper scissors and Merkel just did paper.

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (EzdLW)

85 it wasn't really germane"

ISWYDT...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (7LY+6)

86
so I leave my home with the leaky broken terlit (which kept me up til 3
am) and come to the office with no a/c to look at 'bugs' caused by the
client environment not running scripts.
=====

Sorry things are going roughly right now, but I am interested in your CO evening on Friday (?) with an (R) booth.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (MIKMs)

87 and how Kurt! isn't in PMITA Prison for running a kid porn server is fucking beyond me.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (5C+G3)

88 So far, a lot of winning through the weekend and into today.
I think we all can have sprinkles with our two-scoops of ice cream - since sprinkles are only for winners.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (jxbfJ)

89 78 I'm late to the party, what's this Supreme Court ruling?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 11, 2018 11:19 AM (72PAC)
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SCOTUS said that Ohio's method of purging voter roles is constitutional.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (G0vdT)

90 The judge ruled that the sending of the strobe light, which ch Eichenwald claims resulted in a seizure, could constitute battery.

The Moron living next to the blazing LED sign might want to try that tack.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (lpszU)

91 I wonder when these geniuses will realize that they aren't in the EU parliment, and that Trump isn't there to be the backdrop while they sit and talk at each other ad justify their jobs and expense accounts.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (GYX1g)

92 That picture of Trump and Merkel is a HUGE Rohrschach test. Lefties see Trump cowering before Merkel, others sees Trump bored and going through the motions, others see him defiant. I wish I could read body language better.

(Abe's body language is transparent even to me: he thinks Mutti is a buffoon.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

93 The New World Order:

Hey, I'm supposed to be in that picture!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (lpszU)

94 Years from now people will look at that foolish portrait of Obama and say, "Wow, he really WAS a fucking idiot..."

Posted by: tu3031 at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (O5Q3r)

95 87 and how Kurt! isn't in PMITA Prison for running a kid porn server is fucking beyond me.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (5C+G3)

Because Anything Goes! (TM) when it's a Lefty twatrag.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (WDCYi)

96 87 and how Kurt! isn't in PMITA Prison for running a kid porn server is fucking beyond me.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (5C+G3)

You take that back! Those squids were of legal age!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (7HtZB)

97 SCOTUS said that Ohio's method of purging voter roles is constitutional.
Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (G0vdT)

Thanks! Work doesn't let me access tinyurl links, among various other places.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (72PAC)

98 SCOTUS said that Ohio's method of purging voter roles is constitutional.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM (G0vdT)

Good. Now let's slash those welfare rolls to the bone.

Starting with Massachusetts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (kqsXK)

99 Obama going back... back back back back back... he's gone!
Cubs win! Hey!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Caray at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (EzdLW)

100 So you can talk to the 'Stache here. He's a helluva guy. You may not like John, but you know something? He doesn't like you, either. I didn't bring him here to win a popularity contest. Come to think of it, John probably doesn't like me very much either. But we both of us love America, and that's what counts.
++++++++
Bingo. I think this is what a lot of career government types and pressitutes don't get. It isn't about being friends, it is about being effective while keeping your eye on the prize.
The prize is a resurgence of sovereignty, routing out of corruption and increasing liberty in the face of the borderless NWO types and other statist weasels. Just because I don't want to go to your kid's Bar Mitzvah and we disagree on (x) doesn't mean we can't work together toward purging the cancer from our government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (I2dne)

101 94 Years from now people will look at that foolish portrait of Obama and say, "Wow, he really WAS a fucking idiot..."
Posted by: tu3031 at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (O5Q3r)

Why wait?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (SGpFT)

102 I see Trudeau is missing from the second picture. Must be on his hands and knees, looking for his lost eyebrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (WFV7d)

103 at first glance Trump looks like he's holding a Lute or some other Medieval musical instrument.

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)

104 Abe's body language is transparent even to me"

You noticed that too?

Funny how the strong horse gets imitated...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (7LY+6)

105 92 That picture of Trump and Merkel is a HUGE Rohrschach test. Lefties see Trump cowering before Merkel, others sees Trump bored and going through the motions, others see him defiant. I wish I could read body language better.

(Abe's body language is transparent even to me: he thinks Mutti is a buffoon.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

PDT : "Hey, Stache, get a load of THIS Stasi-reject landwhile!"

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (WDCYi)

106 92 That picture of Trump and Merkel is a HUGE Rohrschach test. Lefties see Trump cowering before Merkel, others sees Trump bored and going through the motions, others see him defiant. I wish I could read body language better.

(Abe's body language is transparent even to me: he thinks Mutti is a buffoon.)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 11, 2018 11:22 AM (RD7QR)
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The thing is, if you look at the picture closely, Trump is not looking at her, he's looking at Trudeau.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

107 Correction, looking at Macron.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

108 103 at first glance Trump looks like he's holding a Lute or some other Medieval musical instrument.
Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)

A lute?

Medieval?

ZOMG TRUMP WANTS TO RESTART THE CRUSADES!!!11!1

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (72PAC)

109 Nice series of pics of Obama fading away ... I'd turn the leaves brown, and have them blow away too, panning out and revealing a great wall ... or some such. ha
Posted by: illiniwek
...............
no.. revealing an empty chair..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2018 11:19 AM (so+oy)

You just made my day....

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (y8Foj)

110 Presdent Obama should be proud that he set this up for Trump to meet with North Korea. Again I wants to thank Presdent Obama for making this happen. We still love you and miss you and your beautifull wife.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (qM84C)

111 The judge ruled that the sending of the strobe
light, which ch Eichenwald claims resulted in a seizure, could
constitute battery.

The Moron living next to the blazing LED sign might want to try that tack.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:21 AM

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I guess I could use that ruling against people who drive at night with their high beams on all of the time too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (+Dllb)

112 Bolton's mustache likes its meat so rare, it only eats unicorns.

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (gmo/4)

113 I hope that by the time Trump is out of office, NATO is closed down and America has moved its bases out of Germany to places like Poland. Germany, France, Italy, Spain, and a host of other nations have survived for over 60 years off the USA's wealth and its time to cut them off like that teenager thrown out of his parents' home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (39g3+)

114

Years from now people will look at that foolish portrait of Obama and say, "Wow, he really WAS a fucking idiot..."

Also, "Hmm, that sorta looks like poison ivy..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (HaL55)

115 Underneath Bolton's mustache there's another mustache.

Justin's eyebrows tremble at the thought.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (LUV9/)

116 quantum, I seem to have appointed myself the owner of that booth, because last Friday there was no booth, and I chewed out the leadership for leaving me with an empty patch of tarmac.

So this Friday should be ... interesting. I might consider stuffing the booth with Moron Meme chic.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (5C+G3)

117
61 They make a viagra substitute from stuff in Bolton's stache.

used to be chuck norris's stache before it went free agent.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (xGZ+b)

118 I get the feeling that within a year, Trump will be openly and warmly conferring with the leaders of Poland, Austria and Hungary.

He will outmaneuver them (there's a new order).

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (GYX1g)

119 Years from now people will look at that foolish portrait of Obama and say, "Wow, he really WAS a fucking idiot..."
Posted by: tu3031

I liked the Fb meme. All the pics of the previous presidents in their stately poses, usually standing by a chair in front of a book case and the Obola.

Caption "I think I see where the problem is"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2018 11:26 AM (I9SqL)

120 Gaylord and his multi-billion dollar deal with Iran proves you can't buy love.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:27 AM (+l4K5)

121 Today's Florida Man feature couldn't be any funnier.

Semper Florida!

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:27 AM (yScch)

122 Shinzo Abe's stance in that pic is interesting.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:11 AM (+lOpA)

I know. I wonder who he's siding with? Trump or Merkel?
Probably Trump. The last time the Japs listened to the Germans, you know what happened.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:14 AM (y8Foj)

Abe knows what side of the atom his bread's buttered on.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 11:27 AM (kqsXK)

123 There's a comparison pic going around from leftists showing everyone laughing and laughing, with Obama in a previous G7 meeting.

Except nobody is looking at or interacting with Obama. Some of them even have their backs turned to him. He's completely isolated. In other words, the picture doesn't exactly say what they want it to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:27 AM (39g3+)

124 120 Gaylord and his multi-billion dollar deal with Iran proves you can't buy love.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

always smarter to rent

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:27 AM (FZYNt)

125 Fvck Eichenwald and the Squid he rode in on.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:18 AM (WDCYi)

must have been a twidget...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 11, 2018 11:28 AM (8D42x)

126 Obama actually looks like he's taking a dump at Wrigley Field in that portrait....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:28 AM (y8Foj)

127 Justin's eyebrows tremble at the approach of the mustache.

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 11:28 AM (gmo/4)

128 126 Obama actually looks like he's taking a dump at Wrigley Field in that portrait....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:28 AM (y8Foj)

"This one's for Cominskey!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:28 AM (AURKQ)

129 This always reminds of when pro wrestler Scott Steiner cut a promo about when "Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans".

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:16 AM (WDCYi)

He should have cut one talking about "Steiner will come."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 11:29 AM (kqsXK)

130 118 I get the feeling that within a year, Trump will be openly and warmly conferring with the leaders of Poland, Austria and Hungary.

And Italy

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2018 11:29 AM (O2RFr)

131 There's a comparison pic going around from leftists showing everyone laughing and laughing, with Obama in a previous G7 meeting.
...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:27 AM (39g3+)
Have a link handy? I wouldn't mind taking a look. The picture at the top of this thread says, to me, two things:
1) No one really like PDT
2) He's sitting and they're standing, but it doesn't look subservient - it looks more like someone holding court.

If I were big on the "crush the American imperialists!" train, I would use this picture to prove my point. They may hate him, but they're there, standing before a seated US President, airing grievances and being reminded as to who seems to be holding the cards.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 11:30 AM (I2dne)

132 So this Friday should be ... interesting. I might consider stuffing the booth with Moron Meme chic. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (5C+G3)
=====

You are of the Horde. You are mighty.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:30 AM (MIKMs)

133 129 He should have cut one talking about "Steiner will come."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 11:29 AM (kqsXK)

I'm 99.9999999% sure he'd have no idea what that refers to.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:30 AM (WDCYi)

134 Have pity on the squid...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:32 AM (+l4K5)

135
Abe knows what side of the atom his bread's buttered on.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

He's honest.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:32 AM (IqV8l)

136 There's a comparison pic going around from leftists showing everyone laughing and laughing, with Obama in a previous G7 meeting.

Uh, there's a pic from this G7 snapped ten seconds after the "stern Angela" one with everyone laughing.

Twitchy has it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:32 AM (Boy/L)

137 Justin's eyebrows tremble at the approach of the mustache.

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 11:28 AM (gmo/4)

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His hair follicles are completely stymied by Bolton's configuration. His poor pores have never experienced the wonders of testosterone.

Posted by: reason at June 11, 2018 11:32 AM (l2max)

138 Yup, I call Obama "The Incredible Shrinking Man." Next term, DJT can fire all his civil service employees--TFG increased the bureacruacy 25%.
//
Jeff Goldstein must be thrilled with the Rise of the Moustache!

Posted by: PJ at June 11, 2018 11:32 AM (qlTN9)

139 For the last year or so, most of my book reading has been about 20th century European history and it's amazing the pattern that becomes obvious----Germany was always trying to kill Europe. The two World Wars-- plus funding Lenin and the Bolsheviks. The EU is mostly their baby. And now Merkel literally attempting to change the ethnic (and religious) make-up of Europe.
Stupid Krauts.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (y8Foj)

140 That first pic reminds me of some medieval paintings of a King holding court, listening to the grievances of his advisors, jesters, etc.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (a0IVu)

141 Is Barack The Unready sitting in Sir Jeffrey Hudson's chair? Try sitting like that, upright, arms crossed, but with elbows on knees looking straight ahead. When I try it, I'm looking at the ground.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (Ip71V)

142 108 103 at first glance Trump looks like he's holding a Lute or some other Medieval musical instrument.
Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:23 AM (7HtZB)

A lute?

Medieval?

ZOMG TRUMP WANTS TO RESTART THE CRUSADES!!!11!1

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (72PAC)

and, what's the down side here?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (8D42x)

143
Justin's eyebrows tremble at the approach of the mustache.
Posted by: Archer

One of the brows was trying to escape.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

144 It's not that the krauts are antisemitic.

You just gotta be the right kind of semite.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (AURKQ)

145 So I got an email from a tea company that I order from, with the subject line: "Dad deserves it: Free Teabag!"

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

146 78 I'm late to the party, what's this Supreme Court ruling?
________________

To try and protect the integrity of its voting system, Ohio was purging its voter rolls of people who had moved and had not cast a vote in 4 years. The usual suspects screamed that was raaaaaaacist! and violated federal law. The Supreme Court sided (5-4) with Ohio, and said it was not a violation of federal law.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (fqUgw)

147 Go and look at this one, folks.

https://twitter.com/SaintRPh/status/1005856861193756678/photo/1

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (Boy/L)

148 I remember another of poor Justin's idiocies -- yapping about how Canada would welcome the oppressed -- and running into Canadian law.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (MIKMs)

149 ZOMG TRUMP WANTS TO RESTART THE CRUSADES!!!11!1

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM (72PAC)
Best idea you've had in a long while, Sally.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (a0IVu)

150 but they're there, standing before a seated US President, airing grievances and being reminded as to who seems to be holding the cards."

Straight. Ace high. And they know it.

KNEEL.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)

151 Is that picture of Trudeau real?

I could feel the testosterone drain from my system when I looked at it.

Trudeau puts the "p" in poofter, doesn't he?

Anyway, it's nice to see photographic proof that Trudeau is the mincing ponce I've long suspected he was.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (qC1Sy)

152 That Jug Ears fading away into the leaves just cracks me up every time I see it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (mQ0Mc)

153 I get the feeling that within a year, Trump will be openly and warmly conferring with the leaders of Poland, Austria and Hungary.

He will outmaneuver them (there's a new order).

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:25 AM (GYX1g)

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Yeah right. That doofus probably doesn't even speak Austrian.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 11, 2018 11:35 AM (l2max)

154 150 but they're there, standing before a seated US President, airing grievances and being reminded as to who seems to be holding the cards."

Straight. Ace high. And they know it.

KNEEL.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (7LY+6)

But first...

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

155 143
Justin's eyebrows tremble at the approach of the mustache.
Posted by: Archer

One of the brows was trying to escape.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (IqV8l)

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Heh.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 11, 2018 11:35 AM (qC1Sy)

156 Anyway, it's nice to see photographic proof that Trudeau is the mincing ponce I've long suspected he was.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (qC1Sy)

Trudeau makes Macron look like a Chad.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:35 AM (y8Foj)

157
ZOMG TRUMP WANTS TO RESTART THE CRUSADES!!!11!1

Crusader Apprentice.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2018 11:36 AM (10vO4)

158 " panning out and revealing a great wall ... or some such. ha

Posted by: illiniwek

...............

no.. revealing an empty chair.."
ha, yeah that works too. I was thinking of Obama fading into insignificance compared to the great nation that builds the wall and reestablishes our sovereignty. Just another brick in the wall, as "the resistance" caused even more patriots to rise up and Just say No to the globalists and their stooges.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2018 11:36 AM (bT8Z4)

159 At least Justine wasn't wearing her Sgt. Pepper's costume.

Posted by: Within You Without You at June 11, 2018 11:36 AM (XcgmW)

160 Yeah that portrait, Gaylord seems to be getting eaten by the Triffid Kudzu, And the less said of that gold chintz Michelle portrait the better, she makes some of the genetic female cosplayers at A-kon look nice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:36 AM (+l4K5)

161 In '72 a scroungy hillbilly stole my bicycle. Later he rode up to me on it looking for his little brother. Gave me his brother's name.

Posted by: ro-man at June 11, 2018 11:36 AM (RuIsu)

162 147 Go and look at this one, folks.

https://twitter.com/SaintRPh/status/1005856861193756678/photo/1
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (Boy/L)

Oh yeah, that's the king holding court with his dukes and advisers. He's the one who's seated. He's the one in control.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 11, 2018 11:37 AM (RD7QR)

163 136 There's a comparison pic going around from leftists showing everyone laughing and laughing, with Obama in a previous G7 meeting.
_______________________

Of course they were happy with Barky. That ignorant twink was more than willing to bend over and let the Eurotrash stick it to America, as they have always done. They resent Trump because, unlike Obama, he's not a New World Order Soros flunky, and actually puts American interests first.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2018 11:37 AM (fqUgw)

164 Why does the G7 have TWO eu representatives, germany, france, and formerly great britannia?
WTF

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 11:37 AM (pw+jk)

165 152 That Jug Ears fading away into the leaves just cracks me up every time I see it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at June 11, 2018 11:34 AM (mQ0Mc)

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Like the Simpsons meme with Homer backing into the privets, and the last things to disappear are his stomach and nose...I wish that the Obama version had the last things to disappear be the creases of his pantlegs.

Posted by: reason at June 11, 2018 11:37 AM (l2max)

166 but they're there, standing before a seated US President, airing grievances and being reminded as to who seems to be holding the cards."

Straight. Ace high. And they know it.

KNEEL.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

This winter, they will have a choice over natural gas from the US, or the tender mercies of Gazprom.

Their energy and labor costs are higher, job creation much lower, and markets smaller.

They've burdened themselves with a flood of migrants which are a drain in lives and money.

And they see the US resisting all of it. And which is already rebounding and growing. And which is poised to be the #1 energy producer in the world.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:38 AM (GYX1g)

167 So C-SPAN was running a thing with Bill Clinton and James Patterson last night, hosted by Paul Begala. I know, vomit inducing, but if you can tolerate it, pull on your hip waders and check it out. It is chock full of unintentionally hilarious stuff.

The hero character in this fiction novel they are plugging? A young President who was Governor of a southern state. Begala asks, "C'mon, is this you?" to Clinton. And Clinton replies, "No, well for one thing his wife is dead. She died young."

I damn near fell out of bed laughing.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 11, 2018 11:38 AM (jp0Bv)

168
98 Good. Now let's slash those welfare rolls to the bone.

I saw Welfare Rolls open for Government Cheese at Sugarloaf back in aught-six.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 11:38 AM (xGZ+b)

169 When Trudeau's eyebrow's took one look at the "Stach" of Bolton they tried to make a run for the door.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 11, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)

170 That Jug Ears fading away into the leaves just cracks me up every time I see it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants

In a hundred years, he'll be a footnote. If he's still on the list of Presidents at all.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 11, 2018 11:40 AM (AM1GF)

171 160 she makes some of the genetic female cosplayers at A-kon look nice.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:36 AM (+l4K5)

Say NO to cosplay.

Say YES to classy, formal business attire, and accept nothing less.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:40 AM (WDCYi)

172 147 Go and look at this one, folks.

https://twitter.com/SaintRPh/status/1005856861193756678/photo/1
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM (Boy/L)

LOL...

in this photo? Trump just said:

America? Banks are closed, Moose our front should have told you...

Posted by: Don Q at June 11, 2018 11:40 AM (NgKpN)

173 Uh, there's a pic from this G7 snapped ten seconds after the "stern Angela" one with everyone laughing.

Sure, and they are paying attention to Trump, who probably cracked them all up. But the Obama one, they're ignoring him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:40 AM (39g3+)

174 The hero character in this fiction novel they are plugging? A young President who was Governor of a southern state. Begala asks, "C'mon, is this you?" to Clinton. And Clinton replies, "No, well for one thing his wife is dead. She died young."

WHY AREN'T I DEAD BY FIFTY YOU MIGHT ASK?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (Boy/L)

175 Trump has done something substantial for Shinzo Abe and the Japanese; he wasn't buffaloed by N Korea and assured Abe that we wasn't going to be buffaloed. He has Whoa! Fat in Singapore, looking for a deal.

Abe knows what is really going on, and Trump is also quietly standing up to China.
So yeah, Abe is on Trump's side. He's not an idiot, like Merkel and Trudeau. Merkel, the "last liberal" in the New World Order. I think she said something like that to Obama.
What a tool.
Trudeau is just weeny. And there are people here in America who luv! luv! luv him. Such a pretty man! I mean, I think that a lot of Canadians are doing a face palm over him. What did we do?!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (vcOmj)

176 Of course they were happy with Barky. That ignorant
twink was more than willing to bend over and let the Eurotrash stick it
to America, as they have always done. They resent Trump because,
unlike Obama, he's not a New World Order Soros flunky, and actually puts
American interests first.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2018 11:37 AM

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Yep. obama went on his European "Apologize for America" Tour when he was campaigning and he met with almost every single leader in Europe and told them what they could expect from him. They were extremely pleased with what they heard.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (+Dllb)

177 Anybody else see Merkel as Ingrid Bergman in Orient Express? Dull, quiet, sure of her holiness and love of her 'little brown babies', but just as willing to stab as the rest of them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (MIKMs)

178 Trump could probably tell Trudeau some real interesting stories about his mother partying it up in NYC in the 80s.
Wonder if he banged her?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (O5Q3r)

179 The hero character in this fiction novel they are plugging? A young President who was Governor of a southern state. Begala asks, "C'mon, is this you?" to Clinton. And Clinton replies, "No, well for one thing his wife is dead. She died young."

I damn near fell out of bed laughing.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

Lemme guess; he's got a plucky daughter, and he finds time to tuck her in and empower her....after which he does neat things like (The American President) and/or jumps into a jet fighter (Independence Day - which was a shitty ripoff of George pal's version of War of the Worlds).

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (GYX1g)

180 In a hundred years, he'll be a footnote. If he's still on the list of Presidents at all.

If the nation survives that long, people will look at Barack Obama Elementary School and say "who?" like they do Chester A Arthur.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)

181 Sure, and they are paying attention to Trump, who probably cracked them all up. But the Obama one, they're ignoring him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Trump probably quipped "Madam there isn't enough tea in China for me to grab your pussy"

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (FZYNt)

182 A bit O/T but Di Niro is the perfect example of the incredible stupidity of Hollywood.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

183 Trudeau is just weeny. And there are people here in America who luv! luv! luv him. Such a pretty man! I mean, I think that a lot of Canadians are doing a face palm over him. What did we do?!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (vcOmj)

There are people in this country who will love any other world leader as long as they perceive him to be "standing up to Trump."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (y8Foj)

184 The hero character in this fiction novel they are plugging? A young President who was Governor of a southern state. Begala asks, "C'mon, is this you?" to Clinton. And Clinton replies, "No, well for one thing his wife is dead. She died young."

WHY AREN'T I DEAD BY FIFTY YOU MIGHT ASK?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

She's pickled.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (GYX1g)

185 Go and look at this one, folks.

https://twitter.com/SaintRPh/status/1005856861193756678/photo/1
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM

It's captioned "what a difference a second makes". Yet Shinzo Abe is completely absent from the 2nd picture. I doubt Abe can move that fast. Two pics from same event, but not consecutive. And both are open to interpretation when the viewer doesn't know what the dialog was.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Caray at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (EzdLW)

186 98 Good. Now let's slash those welfare rolls to the bone.
_________________________

There's a decision coming up that could help reduce your taxes. Not by slashing welfare rolls, but by slashing public union rolls. The Supremes are soon to issue their ruling in the case in which a challenge was made to public unions' right to force members to join and pay dues. If, as anticipated, that decision goes against the unions, then public unions could soon face an exodus of paying members, which would lessen the unions' clout at the bargaining table, which will be good for taxpayers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2018 11:43 AM (fqUgw)

187 off sock

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2018 11:43 AM (EzdLW)

188 In a hundred years, he'll be a footnote. If he's still on the list of Presidents at all.

They have anti-Popes. Maybe he can start the anti-President movement.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:43 AM (TSLKA)

189
153 Yeah right. That doofus probably doesn't even speak Austrian.

doesn't need to; melania does, among her roster of 57 languages.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (xGZ+b)

190 Trudeau is just weeny. And there are people here in America who luv! luv! luv him. Such a pretty man! I mean, I think that a lot of Canadians are doing a face palm over him. What did we do?!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (vcOmj)

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Trudeau is Obama 2.0. But with less gravitas.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (qC1Sy)

191 182 A bit O/T but Di Niro is the perfect example of the incredible stupidity of Hollywood.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

Did Trump tell Bobby to go get his f*cking shinebox yet?

Posted by: Roy at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (7n4KQ)

192 Abe knows what is really going on,"

Indeed. Go thru the "newz" pics, and you'll see him mimic President Trump...even to the point of wearing striped ties (when most wear solid EU blues)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (7LY+6)

193 I was 20 years too early. In 2028 I'd be able to run and win as the cocksucking transgender pedophile that I've always been.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (XcgmW)

194 Germany France and Great Britain all get a nice buffer zone as NATO realigns and maybe we start closer relations with Poland and ???

But EU globalists and their stooges running GB, France, Germany, etc ... are creating internal chaos with the Muslim invasion, perhaps as a "proxy" for their own war against the citizens' desire for sovereignty and maintaining national character. So they busily arrest people complaining about the Muslim rape/murder/jihad epidemic, and condemn them as racist. Orwellian indeed ...

Europeans that like their nation state might be looking to US to save them again ... this time from the forced cultural invasion with external armies being invited in, and funded by their victims. Strange Days.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (bT8Z4)

195 doesn't need to; melania does, among her roster of 57 languages.
Posted by: Anachronda

And she is free to speak anyone one of them in my bed.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (Bdeb0)

196 One last story from the con.

Someone tried to con me Saturday. It was late afternoon, approaching car. Across the street was the Amtrak station. And this woman holding one of those giant drink cans, forget what the brand was but it might have been a tea, in decent clothes no patches with a backpack and a bag one could get at the con. Oh did I mention she was clean and a bit overweight. Perhaps age 30.

Well she launched into her spiel of needing money for food. That she is on Social Security. She was renting from her mother and her boyfriend... that is when I stopped her and said the con had cleaned me out. Even though I had $45 still in pocket. She was so totes not legit.

She stopped and walked away. Last I saw of her she was across the street at the train station talking to a tall African-American male who was also in clean clothes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (+l4K5)

197 doesn't need to; melania does, among her roster of 57 languages.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM (xGZ+b)
++++++++++
I doubt that will be helpful. Didn't I read wild speculation somewhere that Trump is beating his wife? I mean, why would she help him in that case?

/sarc (for those who need it)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (I2dne)

198 oh man, poor Hillary, married to that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (5C+G3)

199 184 The hero character in this fiction novel they are plugging? A young President who was Governor of a southern state. Begala asks, "C'mon, is this you?" to Clinton. And Clinton replies, "No, well for one thing his wife is dead. She died young."
_________________________

IOW, it's the life Bill Clinton wished he had had. The one where his wife died while he was still boinking Gennifer Flowers in Arkansas.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (fqUgw)

200 Trudeau is Obama 2.0. But with less gravitas."

And if by "gravitas" you mean "testicles", then yeah...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (7LY+6)

201 174 The hero character in this fiction novel they are plugging? A young President who was Governor of a southern state. Begala asks, "C'mon, is this you?" to Clinton. And Clinton replies, "No, well for one thing his wife is dead. She died young."

WHY AREN'T I DEAD BY FIFTY YOU MIGHT ASK?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (Boy/L)

Threadwinner

Posted by: josephistan at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (7HtZB)

202 Who do I have to call a feckless cunt to get some attention around here?!?!?!

Posted by: Samantha (has)Bee(n) at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (XcgmW)

203 A bit O/T but Di Niro is the perfect example of the incredible stupidity of Hollywood.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (0tfLf)

Maybe DeNiro is as dumb as he looks, but his level of Trump Derangement is at Red Alert. He literally never misses an opportunity to bash Trump. And Trump has NEVER responded to him or mentioned his name in a tweet.
I think it's personal between them. Something happened in NYC 20 or 30 years ago. Maybe Trump screwed him on a real estate deal or something. Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (y8Foj)

204 Jim Geraghty on Twitter is all moaning about how "being tough" isn't enough and how being mean to Eyebrows up north of us is going to hurt negotiations.

Frankly this kind of stuff I kind of shrug at because every time the usual suspects predict doom and failure, Trump succeeds and they look stupid.

It reminds me of when Reagan just walked away from summits with the Soviet Union because they were being jackwagons. The press had fits, they were terrified of war, they predicted utter failure. But walking away at the right time wins negotiations, as anyone who has any experience at all knows all too well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (39g3+)

205 IOW, it's the life Bill Clinton wished he had had. The one where his wife died while he was still boinking Gennifer Flowers in Arkansas.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

More like his wife died giving birth to Webb's daughter

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (FZYNt)

206 I guess I could use that ruling against people who drive at night with their high beams on all of the time too.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:24 AM

Know what I luv, luv, luv about my new Rav? Automatic headlights and high beams. Why this wasn't invented and installed fifty years ago is a mystery.

Never again go around a curve and blind the oncoming driver. It knows he's coming. Once he's past? Click, back on they go.

I might just be more then 29 years old since I remember trying to find that little button thingy on the floor to stomp on and off.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (LOgQ4)

207 Fake eyebrows? Who does that?

Seriously, I'm starting to think our elites actually are lizard people.

Posted by: Trudeau's eyebrow is escaping at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (mW5g6)

208 Trump could probably tell Trudeau some real interesting stories about his mother partying it up in NYC in the 80s.
Wonder if he banged her?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (O5Q3r)

-------------

She was going through a phase at the time and wasn't really into dudes.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (l2max)

209 Anna Puma, this is probably a dumb question, but what is a genetic female cosplayer? I am sadly not 29 anymore, and I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: moki at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (V+V48)

210 Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.

I think its fear. I think he knows the pedo island train is coming for him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (39g3+)

211 If the nation survives that long, people will look at Barack Obama
Elementary School and say "who?" like they do Chester A Arthur.
Don't lump me in with that asshole. At least I could grow epic facial hair.

Posted by: Chester A Arthur at June 11, 2018 11:47 AM (VckGX)

212 Surprisingly, I think politics actually needs *more* ego, not less.

Because right now, it's all pure id.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:47 AM (AURKQ)

213 OM, that was the best rant ever! I can't stop reading it and laughing. Thank you!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:47 AM (2CQCl)

214 If you have the power to say NO, you have all the power at the table.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at June 11, 2018 11:47 AM (6kamm)

215 Sean Spicier
"Imagine being Kim Jong Un and having to face the man that just scared Trudeau out of his eyebrows."

LOL

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

216 Genetic female means a real girl with all the correct plumbing as opposed to the Victorian lady in white at the con I ran across with the deep voice.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (+l4K5)

217 {{moki}}

[heh, auto correct wanted me to hug Milo.]

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (5C+G3)

218 pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump

It's simple. Trump matters. De Niro does not. De Niro thinks he's going to be able to change that. He's wrong.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (wW03z)

219 Germany France and Great Britain all get a nice
buffer zone as NATO realigns and maybe we start closer relations with
Poland and ???

But EU globalists and their stooges running GB,
France, Germany, etc ... are creating internal chaos with the Muslim
invasion, perhaps as a "proxy" for their own war against the citizens'
desire for sovereignty and maintaining national character. So they
busily arrest people complaining about the Muslim rape/murder/jihad
epidemic, and condemn them as racist. Orwellian indeed ...

Europeans
that like their nation state might be looking to US to save them again
... this time from the forced cultural invasion with external armies
being invited in, and funded by their victims. Strange Days.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 11, 2018 11:44 AM

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If Trump was really Putin's stooge all he would have to do is pull our Military out of Europe and let Vlad waltz right in. It would literally be over in a couple of weeks because Germany and France no longer have any significant Military Forces.

The only thing that would stand in his way is Poland.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (+Dllb)

220 De Niro is getting old and less famous. Look at me, dad! I can say dirty words!

Posted by: Trudeau's eyebrow is escaping at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (mW5g6)

221 Look the Stache is tough; but in a rough and tumble with Frau Merkel, he'd have to go the full ten rounds--and while he'd probably win on points, it's not a sure thing.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (Sda6L)

222
Lemme guess; he's got a plucky daughter, and he finds time to tuck her in and empower her....after which he does neat things like (The American President) and/or jumps into a jet fighter (Independence Day - which was a shitty ripoff of George pal's version of War of the Worlds).
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (GYX1g)

If I told you that was pretty much correct, would you be surprised?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (jp0Bv)

223 Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.

I think its fear. I think he knows the pedo island train is coming for him.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (39g3+)

I was thinking that. But if that was the case, wouldn't it behoove DeNiro to just STFU?
Like Obama?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (y8Foj)

224 >>IOW, it's the life Bill Clinton wished he had had. The one where his wife died while he was still boinking Gennifer Flowers in Arkansas.

And wasn't that a theme in Clinton era movies about presidents - he was a widow or widowed?

Independence Day - FLOTUS dies
The American President - widowed
---pretty sure there were a few others...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

225 At least I could grow epic facial hair.
Posted by: Chester A Arthur

Eh, so does Michelle

Posted by: wrg500 at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)

226 It's captioned "what a difference a second makes". Yet Shinzo Abe is completely absent from the 2nd picture.

He's got mad ninja skills, yo

One pic of the scene he's checking his watch, I think he's bored and wants out of there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (39g3+)

227 Justin Trudeau may be the first person ever to wear an ocular merkin.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2018 11:50 AM (EI4ml)

228 Maybe DeNiro is as dumb as he looks, but his level of Trump Derangement is at Red Alert. He literally never misses an opportunity to bash Trump. And Trump has NEVER responded to him or mentioned his name in a tweet.
I think it's personal between them. Something happened in NYC 20 or 30 years ago. Maybe Trump screwed him on a real estate deal or something. Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.
Posted by: JoeF.

Much of what the Beautiful People say is meant for one another, not the peasantry.

Most of Hollywood isn't smart; they sometimes play people who are.

I remember the Al Smith dinner in 2016. They hated Trump then for leading the charging against America's Mother-in-law. That didn't subside after he one.
of course what it did was to make him realize that these people whom he knew had turned on him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:50 AM (GYX1g)

229 I might just be more then 29 years old since I remember trying to find that little button thingy on the floor to stomp on and off.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (LOgQ4)

Heh. Used to have a '74 F150 with a footswitch.

When I switched to driving my '89 S-10 Chevy "Sportcoat" (F U, hamsters), i kept stomping on the floor, to no effect.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:50 AM (AURKQ)

230 225 At least I could grow epic facial hair.
Posted by: Chester A Arthur

Eh, so does Michelle
Posted by: wrg500

no, no

she is a beard, not grows one

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:50 AM (FZYNt)

231 If Trump was really Putin's stooge...

...there wouldn't be Abrams tanks IN FINLAND for war games.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (Boy/L)

232 >>Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.

Maybe he's been up to NXIVM type stuff, or maybe it's because he's a New Yorkers, so he has a history with Trump and/or has hated him for decades because he was rubbing elbows with him at various NYC events?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

233 Maybe DeNiro is as dumb as he looks, but his level of Trump Derangement is at Red Alert. He literally never misses an opportunity to bash Trump. And Trump has NEVER responded to him or mentioned his name in a tweet.
I think it's personal between them. Something happened in NYC 20 or 30 years ago. Maybe Trump screwed him on a real estate deal or something. Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM

You could be right Joe. It may be something personal. Or Di Niro is just unhinged. One or the other.
I was lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time to observe PDT up close for about 30 minutes. Before he got into politics. And he was nothing like the dicks in H'wood describe. He was polite, personal, funny, and professional. A fascinating guy.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (0tfLf)

234 I was thinking that. But if that was the case, wouldn't it behoove DeNiro to just STFU?

I dunno, unless he can't shut up, I mean if he doesn't talk what is he? That's all he has. Talk.

And maybe he figures he can shape it into looking like the president is just picking on him because he's such a tyrant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)

235
Genetic female means a real girl with all the correct plumbing as
opposed to the Victorian lady in white at the con I ran across with the
deep voice.
=====

I'm old, but I thought the Victorian steampunk was over. Furries are the new Vickys. Not a trendy fashion type, so is it still a 'thing'?

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

236 One last story from the con.

Someone tried to
con me Saturday. It was late afternoon, approaching car. Across the
street was the Amtrak station. And this woman holding one of those giant
drink cans, forget what the brand was but it might have been a tea, in
decent clothes no patches with a backpack and a bag one could get at the
con. Oh did I mention she was clean and a bit overweight. Perhaps age
30.

Well she launched into her spiel of needing money for food.
That she is on Social Security. She was renting from her mother and her
boyfriend... that is when I stopped her and said the con had cleaned me
out. Even though I had $45 still in pocket. She was so totes not legit.

She
stopped and walked away. Last I saw of her she was across the street at
the train station talking to a tall African-American male who was also
in clean clothes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM

---

I tell pan handlers that I don't carry cash anymore just my debit card. Started saying that a month ago when a guy tried to sucker me after my shoulder surgery. He saw me in a sling at the grocery store and "volunteered" to help me get my stuff in the car and then hit me up. Works great and they wander off quick.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (+Dllb)

237
I might just be more then 29 years old since I remember trying to find that little button thingy on the floor to stomp on and off.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (LOgQ4)

Didn't 60's Caddy's have an eye thingy on the dash that lowered the high beams? I think I remember seeing that... uhhmmm...I mean... an old person told me about it....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (2CQCl)

238 "Those days are over. Bill Kristol is going to have to pay full price for his pool boy. No, don't listen to him, he's an idiot, a complete moron who is still living off of his daddy."

Kristol, a Moron?

Say it ain't so.

Posted by: George LeS at June 11, 2018 11:52 AM (59GGI)

239 Maybe DeNiro is as dumb as he looks, but his level of Trump Derangement is at Red Alert.

It's the only way he gets good reviews these days.

Been a long time since Heat, huh Bob?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:52 AM (Boy/L)

240 John Bolton's mustache is named Reggie.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at June 11, 2018 11:52 AM (T09ml)

241 Maybe DeNiro is as dumb as he looks

He's an actor. Dumb is my default assumption.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:52 AM (+CzJu)

242 OT, why do janitorial staff place wet floor signs in doorways where people are more likely to trip over the damn things than they are to slip on a now dry floor? I see it everywhere. Only thing I can think of is there must be a moronic industry wide training video.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (bkkvA)

243
think it's personal between them. Something happened in NYC 20 or 30 years ago. Maybe Trump screwed him on a real estate deal or something. Because pure politics doesn't explain De Niro's obsession with Trump.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (y8Foj)

Or it's the Lone Ranger Syndrome. Where De Niro has been playing the same tough guy roles for so long that in his old age he really believes he is one.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (10vO4)

244 All the stooges at the tonys cheering deniro was worth 15 congressman, 2 or 3 senators and a few states in 2020. Keep it up assholes, keep diggin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (Lg2h/)

245 You know what the wierd part is about the fake eyebrows?

He has real eyebrows under them. Thinner, smaller, but there. He didn't even shave them off, he just pasted a falsie on top. With cheap glue, apparently.

I bet that makeup artist has been fired and ruined. "You'll never work in this country again!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

246 Lemme guess; he's got a plucky daughter, and he finds time to tuck her in and empower her....after which he does neat things like (The American President) and/or jumps into a jet fighter (Independence Day - which was a shitty ripoff of George pal's version of War of the Worlds).
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:41 AM (GYX1g)

If I told you that was pretty much correct, would you be surprised?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls

Ah, nope.

What is it with leftists and their masturbatory fantasies?

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (GYX1g)

247 John Bolton's mustache is named Reggie.

Nein.

Regis. Of long standing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (Boy/L)

248 Trump could probably tell Trudeau some real interesting stories about his mother

"STFU Justine. I banged your mom by the way."

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (xBSm0)

249 Maybe he's been up to NXIVM type stuff, or maybe it's because he's a New Yorkers, so he has a history with Trump and/or has hated him for decades because he was rubbing elbows with him at various NYC events?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

That's the thing. It's unlikely they never met.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:54 AM (y8Foj)

250 Di Nero looks like Judd Hirsh doing a Robert Di Nero bit.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at June 11, 2018 11:54 AM (bkkvA)

251 >>Jim Geraghty on Twitter is all moaning about how "being tough" isn't enough and how being mean to Eyebrows up north of us is going to hurt negotiations.

Frankly this kind of stuff I kind of shrug at because every time the usual suspects predict doom and failure, Trump succeeds and they look stupid.

Yeah, and also: the people squealing, "but that's not how it's done!" haven't figured out that this is why people voted for Trump --- we want him to do things differently.

Same approach = same (bad) results.
DUH

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 11:54 AM (W+vEI)

252 " I am your Father"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 11:54 AM (Lg2h/)

253 I will not even watch Godfather 2 anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (Lg2h/)

254 Didn't 60's Caddy's have an eye thingy on the dash that lowered the high beams? I think I remember seeing that... uhhmmm...I mean... an old person told me about it....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (2CQCl)
++++++++
My Fastback has Wide-Track and Autronic Eye //
Which winks when a cute little Volvo goes by

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)

255 252 " I am your Father"
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well you are Navy....

Posted by: wrg500 at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)

256 Yeah, and also: the people squealing, "but that's not how it's done!" haven't figured out that this is why people voted for Trump --- we want him to do things differently.

Exactly. We tried it your way. For decades. The results were not positive. Lets try something different and you try shutting up and sitting back for a while, okay, princess?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (39g3+)

257 Didn't 60's Caddy's have an eye thingy on the dash that lowered the high beams? I think I remember seeing that... uhhmmm...I mean... an old person told me about it....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM

I'm told tales of yore that they had that on early '70s Buicks

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (ZQfW9)

258 If the nation survives that long, people will look at Barack Obama Elementary School and say "who?" like they do Chester A Arthur.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (39g3+)

Arthur was a politically-connected grifter whom nobody expected or wanted in the White House and it was feared he would be a corrupt spoilsman. But he grew into the office and proved worthy of it.

The dog-eating crackhead will be lucky to come out ahead of Franklin Pierce.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (kqsXK)

259 hey ngu, NJ right? i hear your Senator pissed off 40% of the Dumbass base and could lose to a R this year.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (5C+G3)

260 Steampunk is still a thing. And Furs have been around longer than Steampunk.

Well got to scoot. Work and all that. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (+l4K5)

261 185 Go and look at this one, folks.

https://twitter.com/SaintRPh/status/1005856861193756678/photo/1
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:33 AM

It's captioned "what a difference a second makes". Yet Shinzo Abe is completely absent from the 2nd picture. I doubt Abe can move that fast. Two pics from same event, but not consecutive. And both are open to interpretation when the viewer doesn't know what the dialog was.
Posted by: Zombie Harry Caray at June 11, 2018 11:42 AM (EzdLW)
--------

Over at PowerLine, there are some great photoshops of that G7 pic. The one with the MAGA hats and sunglasses is especially funny.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (G0vdT)

262 237
I might just be more then 29 years old since I remember trying to find that little button thingy on the floor to stomp on and off.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (LOgQ4)

Didn't 60's Caddy's have an eye thingy on the dash that lowered the high beams? I think I remember seeing that... uhhmmm...I mean... an old person told me about it....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM

Bench seats Baby! Bence seats!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

263 Jim Geraghty on Twitter is all moaning about how "being tough" isn't enough and how being mean to Eyebrows up north of us is going to hurt negotiations.

For those of use who remember ancient times, like 1986...this trade stuff was a daily occurrence.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (Boy/L)

264 >>He has real eyebrows under them. Thinner, smaller, but there. He didn't even shave them off, he just pasted a falsie on top. With cheap glue, apparently.

I was wondering if Justin grooms his eye brows, so he has to wear the fakes to look butch for public stuff. The eyebrows are usually the tell for drag queens out of costume, heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

265 Saying F*ck Trump is the only way DiNiro will get applause again, ever. He is a washed up shell of a man who sniffs bicycle seats now. Fuck him. He's a nobody.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (2CQCl)

266 If Obama had been in that G7 room Merkel would have been first in line to have a go at him. Trudeau would have been her fluffer.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (kcggH)

267 BTW, anyone else notice that previously Abe wore the EU blue tie?

Not this time. Wonder why...(and yes, people notice such things in Japan)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:57 AM (7LY+6)

268 hey ngu, NJ right? i hear your Senator pissed off 40% of the Dumbass base and could lose to a R this year.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (5C+G3)

Well he is crook, and stupid enough to actually get caught. So yeah if the Republicans play it smart and pump money into the race, yeah he could be beat.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 11:57 AM (Lg2h/)

269 Trump could probably tell Trudeau some real interesting stories about his mother

"STFU Justine. I banged your mom by the way."

I'M YOUR FATHER, JUSTIN!!!

Posted by: Darth Trump at June 11, 2018 11:57 AM (O5Q3r)

270 235 I'm old, but I thought the Victorian steampunk was over. Furries are the new Vickys. Not a trendy fashion type, so is it still a 'thing'?
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM (MIKMs)

Where's Palp to shut down any mention of furries with his iron fist when you really need him?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 11:57 AM (WDCYi)

271
He has real eyebrows under them. Thinner, smaller, but there. He
didn't even shave them off, he just pasted a falsie on top. With cheap
glue, apparently.
=====

I have been ranting about eyebrow control for a few months. You can buy templates at Walgreens (or equivalents) and draw them in. Meeting with a bankster (cute little thing) and all I could look at was her fake eyebrows.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:58 AM (MIKMs)

272 Well she launched into her spiel of needing money for food. That she is on Social Security. She was renting from her mother and her boyfriend... that is when I stopped her and said the con had cleaned me out. Even though I had $45 still in pocket. She was so totes not legit.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at June 11, 2018 11:45 AM (+l4K5)

Any time some bum tries to hit me up with a hard-luck story about having no money for food, I'll volunteer to take him to Burger King for a meal. Amazing how many of them just walk away from me.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 11, 2018 11:58 AM (u7ERy)

273 Oh, the photoshops and memes are so good!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 11:58 AM (hyuyC)

274 together Donald and Justin can rule this galaxy like alpha and beta.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:58 AM (5C+G3)

275 226 One pic of the scene he's checking his watch, I think he's bored and wants out of there.

time for wapner

Posted by: Abe at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (xGZ+b)

276 170 That Jug Ears fading away into the leaves just cracks me up every time I see it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants

In a hundred years, he'll be a footnote. If he's still on the list of Presidents at all.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 11, 2018 11:40 AM (AM1GF)

I wish he could get the treatment that one Pharoah got, where they tried to erase all record of his reign.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (xjiRE)

277 I will not even watch Godfather 2 anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (Lg2h/)

I won't go that far. Or Taxi Driver or Raging Bull. With the old movies, I can pretend it's not really him, because he looks totally different than he does today.
The newer movies, yeah. I won't watch.

When u watch The Godfather 2, you don't even realize it's De Niro.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (y8Foj)

278 Are those real eyebrows, or or those Sears eyebrows?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (AURKQ)

279 I'm old, but I thought the Victorian steampunk was over. Furries are
the new Vickys. Not a trendy fashion type, so is it still a 'thing'?

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 11:51 AM

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It's still around. Creepy as hell to me, but still going.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (+Dllb)

280 272 Any time some bum tries to hit me up with a hard-luck story about having no money for food, I'll volunteer to take him to Burger King for a meal. Amazing how many of them just walk away from me.

you wouldn't get me with burger king, either.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (xGZ+b)

281 Are those real eyebrows, or or those Sears eyebrows?"

Lace.

From our lace wigs seller....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (7LY+6)

282 The G6, like the GOP, sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: J. Trudeau at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (r9UYA)

283 Bench seats Baby! Bence seats!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (0tfLf)

Yep, and I could rest my hand on my dates knee. Good times.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 12:00 PM (2CQCl)

284 278 Are those real eyebrows, or or those Sears eyebrows?

memorex

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 12:00 PM (xGZ+b)

285 I wish he could get the treatment that one Pharoah got, where they tried to erase all record of his reign.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (xjiRE)

Nobody knows anymore what the hieroglyph for "Ogilvy" was....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:00 PM (AURKQ)

286 When u watch The Godfather 2, you don't even realize it's De Niro.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (y8Foj)

yeah well my hatred for him and other left wingers burns so deep, I can't watch it. But hey Godfather 1 is the real deal anyway.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 12:00 PM (Lg2h/)

287 265 Saying F*ck Trump is the only way DiNiro will get applause again, ever. He is a washed up shell of a man who sniffs bicycle seats now. Fuck him. He's a nobody.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 11:56 AM (2CQCl)

DiNiro is a cautionary tale of brain damage caused by excessive cocaine use.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (u7ERy)

288 278 Are those real eyebrows, or or those Sears eyebrows?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (AURKQ)

She had grey-green skin, a doll with a pin...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (WDCYi)

289 As to all the pundits saying Trump at the G7 is catastrophe,

I'm looking at the markets and they're all up: US and Europe.

Ben Rhodes was right: "The press literally knows nothing".

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (G0vdT)

290 Dang Bluebell...did those Yankees just slip half a game ahead?
That has to hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (0tfLf)

291
Well he is crook, and stupid enough to actually get caught. So yeah if the Republicans play it smart and pump money into the race, yeah he could be beat.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 11:57 AM (Lg2h/)

Well, if polls in October show the Republican winning--or else too tight to call--why wouldn't the NJ Dems pull the same stunt they did when Bob Torocelli was about to go down--and dig up Frank Lautenburg.?
Again.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (y8Foj)

292 When I opened up my computer today the opening screen had a headline about Trump bashing Canada.
I don't think he's bashing Canada. He's bashing the false eyebrow wearing mental and moral failure who's the prime minister of Canada.

False eyebrows, really. Is there anything less masculine than false eyebrows?

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (nBr1j)

293 I remember trying to find that little button thingy on the floor to stomp on and off.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic

Ah. Little button thingy? On the "floor"?

The Cadillac "Clitoris."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 11, 2018 12:02 PM (H5rtT)

294 False eyebrows, really. Is there anything less masculine than false eyebrows?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (nBr1j)

Yeah.

The d-bag wearing them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

295 together Donald and Justin can rule this galaxy like alpha and beta.
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Present the exact same immigration and sanctuary rules as Canada and watch everyone scream bloody murder.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 12:03 PM (MIKMs)

296 I am amazed at how long some wome wear fake eyelashes. When they bat they blink their hair ruffles. it looks so weird.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 12:03 PM (2CQCl)

297 Prince William to visit 'Occupied Palestinian terrritories'
Royal family announcement on 'nonpolitical trip' to region calls Judea and Samaria 'occupied Palestinian territories.'

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 12:03 PM (Lg2h/)

298 False eyebrows, really. Is there anything less masculine than false eyebrows?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (nBr1j)

A blue bike helmet.

Posted by: Roy at June 11, 2018 12:03 PM (7n4KQ)

299 Bernie Sanders probably wears fake nose hair.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:04 PM (AURKQ)

300 Well, if polls in October show the Republican winning--or else too tight to call--why wouldn't the NJ Dems pull the same stunt they did when Bob Torocelli was about to go down--and dig up Frank Lautenburg.?
Again.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 12:01 PM (y8Foj)

Well Frank looks worse now a days. LOL, but hey I would not put it past them.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 12:04 PM (Lg2h/)

301 *assembled twatwaffles furiously look thru agreement, trying to find the paragraph where 'merica agrees to bend over. Can't find it...*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 11:15 AM (7LY+6)

The next step in their negotiations will be to offer personal lubricant. And flowers.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (9BLnV)

302 My capitulating presence must be sorely missed there.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (vtcmf)

303 256 Yeah, and also: the people squealing, "but that's not how it's done!" haven't figured out that this is why people voted for Trump --- we want him to do things differently.

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Exactly. We tried it your way. For decades. The results were not positive. Lets try something different and you try shutting up and sitting back for a while, okay, princess?

i foolishly allowed the national geographic channel to natter away at me about north korea for a couple of hours last night. it was all madeline albright et al talking about how much better of we'd be if the '90s agreement was still in place. they never did explain why i should take anything those folks said seriously.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NmR1a)

304 299 Bernie Sanders probably wears fake nose hair.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:04 PM (AURKQ)

Are we entirely sure that Bernie Sanders isn't just another Sacha Baron Cohen character?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (WDCYi)

305 And flowers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (9BLnV)

which flower means "Buggery in earnest"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (AURKQ)

306 Are those real eyebrows, or or those Sears eyebrows?
=====

Klingon.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

307 Prince William to visit 'Occupied Palestinian terrritories' "

So? I've been assured that the royals have absolutely no influence over britainistadian politics, so what's the problem?

*grins*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:06 PM (7LY+6)

308 If Trump was really Putin's stooge all he would have to do is pull our Military out of Europe and let Vlad waltz right in. It would literally be over in a couple of weeks because Germany and France no longer have any significant Military Forces.

The only thing that would stand in his way is Poland.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (+Dllb)

Question is.... why would Russia do that?

They don't have the population to for even the Land they already have... there are vast untapped resources in Russia.

Add in that they would be trying to control a population 5 TIMES their size?

There is no way they could sustain that... it would break them, just as it did the Soviet Union.

Now, do they want the EU directly on their border???? Hell no, which is how you get things like the invasion of Georgia right after we had US troops running 'excercises' on their border... or you get the Ukraine, when you have a coup overthrow a government friendly to them, to put in a government which want to join the EU... (once more putting the EU directly on their border).

The Russians are NOT our friends... but the EU is dragging us into confrontations with them, that help the EU... not the US.

Posted by: Don Q at June 11, 2018 12:06 PM (NgKpN)

309 i foolishly allowed the national geographic channel to natter away at me about north korea for a couple of hours last night. it was all madeline albright et al talking about how much better of we'd be if the '90s agreement was still in place. they never did explain why i should take anything those folks said seriously.

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Funny, I wonder how much better off we'd given MacArthur free rein to wage the war his way.

Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 12:06 PM (sX1BW)

310 Prediction: Corpulent Commie (thank you JJ) defects to Mar a Lago.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 12:07 PM (2CQCl)

311 My capitulating presence must be sorely missed there. "

You're "presence" was sore?

Hmmm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:07 PM (7LY+6)

312 >>Ben Rhodes was right: "The press literally knows nothing".

I wouldn't call it nothing!
*teehee*

Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI)

313 @283

https://tinyurl.com/y6u3umea

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (H5rtT)

314 I wonder how much better off we'd given Patton free rein to wage the war his way."

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

315 150 but they're there, standing before a seated US President, airing grievances and being reminded as to who seems to be holding the cards."

I can imagine the scene.

Eurotrash: "Blah blah blah, whine whine whine."

PDT: "No. NEXXXXXT!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (+CzJu)

316 Trudeau and Obama, which one is the reluctant pitcher?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

317 314 I wonder how much better off we'd given Patton free rein to wage the war his way."

FIFY
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

I've heard that. How would it have gone?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 12:09 PM (2CQCl)

318 316 Trudeau and Obama, which one is the reluctant pitcher?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

It's Prime Minister Zoolander.

Obama is an Omega.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 12:09 PM (WDCYi)

319 Trudeau and Obama, which one is the reluctant pitcher?"

Duracell.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:10 PM (7LY+6)

320 I'm told tales of yore that they had that on early '70s Buicks

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2018 11:55 AM (ZQfW9)

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"I've heard" that they did, too. And that reliability of the system was dubious.

Posted by: reason at June 11, 2018 12:10 PM (l2max)

321 False eyebrows, really. Is there anything less masculine than false eyebrows?
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem.

False eyelashes ?

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at June 11, 2018 12:10 PM (AoK0a)

322 I also wonder how much Trudeau is in communication with Obama.

IIRC, they hit it off, and Obama's team helped him get re-elected. Obama has visited Trudeau socially (wink, wink) since leaving office.

One of the reasons' Trump may have publicly rebuked him is to ensure that someone else got the message, true, and directly from him.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

323 I wonder how much better off we'd given Patton free rein to wage the war his way."

FIFY
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

I've heard that. How would it have gone?

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We'd have missed out on Bastogne.

Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 12:10 PM (sX1BW)

324 I mean after the cosplay world tour, that humiliating dance, and the eyebrow thing I would love to believe that Canada is just embarrassed the man is even in office, but who knows. His policies have been awful too, but they seem to like it up there.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 12:11 PM (39g3+)

325 together Donald and Justin can rule this galaxy like alpha and beta.

Batman and Robin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 12:11 PM (+CzJu)

326
Trudeau and Obama, which one is the reluctant pitcher?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

We've seen Obama pitch and it didn't look like he had his heart in it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 11, 2018 12:11 PM (10vO4)

327
Yeah, and also: the people squealing, "but that's not how it's done!" haven't figured out that this is why people voted for Trump --- we want him to do things differently.

They hate him because he is showing these "wizards of smart" to be what they accuse him of being: incompetent frauds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 12:11 PM (IqV8l)

328 They loved me at these summits. The Euros called it the Great American Fire Sale.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at June 11, 2018 12:12 PM (vtcmf)

329 I bet that makeup artist has been fired and ruined. "You'll never work in this country again!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:53 AM (39g3+)

But, where would Justine exile him to? Siberia? He already lives in an igloo so that would be a step up.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2018 12:12 PM (9BLnV)

330 Are those real eyebrows, or or those Sears eyebrows?
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Klingon.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (MIKMs)

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C'mon, you guys. Seriously. There's nothing going on with Trudeau's eyebrows. This is nothing. Let's be serious.

Bee Tee Dubs - did you see that THURRRSSTYYY pic of Ivanka looking at Trudeau that one time? CLICK HERE FOR EIGHT MORE AMAZING TIMES A REPUBLICAN WAS CAUGHT BEING WIERD!

Posted by: BUZZFEED at June 11, 2018 12:13 PM (l2max)

331 which flower means "Buggery in earnest"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (AURKQ)

Whatever you find in the dumpster behind the florist.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 11, 2018 12:13 PM (9BLnV)

332 I wish he could get the treatment that one Pharoah got, where they tried to erase all record of his reign.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (xjiRE)

That's how I wanted Teh Donald to end his inaugural speech - "Let the name of Obama be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 12:13 PM (kqsXK)

333 238 lower case.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 11, 2018 12:13 PM (ABuva)

334
314 I wonder how much better off we'd given Patton free rein to wage the war his way."

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:08 PM (7LY+6)

I've heard that. How would it have gone?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 12:09 PM (2CQCl)

He would have conquered Germany all the way through Moscow to Tokyo.

Posted by: Archer at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (gmo/4)

335 so, i have to ask....

is this Trudeau's eyebrow thing for real?

He actually, really lost a false eyebrow?

Because that is high-larious if so.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (AURKQ)

336 "I've heard" that they did, too. And that reliability of the system was dubious."

Get some dirt/sand/mud in there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (7LY+6)

337 Know what I luv, luv, luv about my new Rav? Automatic headlights and high beams. Why this wasn't invented and installed fifty years ago is a mystery.

Never again go around a curve and blind the oncoming driver. It knows he's coming. Once he's past? Click, back on they go.

I might just be more then 29 years old since I remember trying to find that little button thingy on the floor to stomp on and off.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 11, 2018 11:46 AM (LOgQ4)

It was invented and installed, but make that 60 years ago. I had a '56 Cadillac with an auto dimmer. And it worked. Photoelectric cell in a pod on top of the dash, and a brick-size electronics box with three vacuum tubes in it, and a mess of circuitry. There was a knob on the back of the dash-top pod so you could adjust the sensitivity of the photocell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (WFV7d)

338 Not being an expert of any kind but especially body language, Abe's expression tells me he just wished these idiots would just shut up and try to act like human beings. He appears to be on the winning side, US and PDT and is annoyed by the charlatans and clowns.

Posted by: Winston at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (wgCUV)

339 By the way it's a crying shame Ohtani didn't come to the Yankees. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (Lg2h/)

340 I've heard that. How would it have gone?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob"

I have no idea. Except that it would have been different than what happened. Which is the entire point.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:15 PM (7LY+6)

341 . He appears to be on the winning side, US and PDT and is annoyed by the charlatans and clowns.
Posted by: Winston at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (wgCUV)

He's thinking: "We should have bombed Montreal and not Pearl Harbor"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 12:16 PM (Lg2h/)

342 Prince William to visit 'Occupied Palestinian terrritories'
Royal family announcement on 'nonpolitical trip' to region calls Judea and Samaria 'occupied Palestinian territories.'

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well, if anyone would know occupation, it would be them.....

Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 11, 2018 12:16 PM (GYX1g)

343 Apparently, Justin Trudeau thought about changing his name to Thunder BearSword

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at June 11, 2018 12:16 PM (e8kgV)

344 Keep your fake eyebrows on with this one weird tip.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 12:16 PM (pw+jk)

345 Well, if anyone would know occupation, it would be them.....
Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 11, 2018 12:16 PM (GYX1g)

LOL...Good one!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 12:17 PM (Lg2h/)

346 >>He appears to be on the winning side, US and PDT and is annoyed by the charlatans and clowns.

The kids vs. the adults.
When I read about Canada's trade minister doing her diplomacy based on tweeting emojis and girt power messages to the women on the trade negotiations....? Yeah, Trump and Abe are likely the only serious, mature people in the room (despite Merkel;'s age, etc.)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

347
I wish he could get the treatment that one Pharoah got, where they tried to erase all record of his reign.
Posted by: rickl

We must not forget our mistakes lest we be doomed to repeat them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 12:17 PM (IqV8l)

348 That's how I wanted Teh Donald to end his inaugural speech - "Let the name of Obama be stricken from every book and tablet. Stricken from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 11, 2018 12:13 PM (kqsXK)
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So let it be written so let it be done.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

349 347
I wish he could get the treatment that one Pharoah got, where they tried to erase all record of his reign.
Posted by: rickl

We must not forget our mistakes lest we be doomed to repeat them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 12:17 PM (IqV8l)

Plus... would we then have to do another Affirmative Action President?

Posted by: Don Q at June 11, 2018 12:18 PM (NgKpN)

350 When I read about Canada's trade minister doing her diplomacy based on tweeting emojis and girt power messages to the women on the trade negotiations....?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

Srsly?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 12:18 PM (+CzJu)

351 The real question is why this group of 7 nations needs any tariffs at all - at least with respect to each other. Trump asked this, but I think he really ought to push it more.

Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 12:19 PM (sX1BW)

352 It was invented and installed, but make that 60 years ago. I had a '56 Cadillac with an auto dimmer. And it worked. Photoelectric cell in a pod on top of the dash, and a brick-size electronics box with three vacuum tubes in it, and a mess of circuitry. There was a knob on the back of the dash-top pod so you could adjust the sensitivity of the photocell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (WFV7d)

Aha! I knew it. My dad had 56 but in the 70's. He wrecked it on a tree and that tank kept him alive. Sad. Loved that carr.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 11, 2018 12:19 PM (2CQCl)

353 These college kids have an invention that is taking the Fake Eyebrow World BY STORM!

- Taboola ad on FuzzBeed

Posted by: reason at June 11, 2018 12:19 PM (l2max)

354 Well, if anyone would know occupation, it would be them.....
Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 11, 2018 12:16 PM (GYX1g)

And they're in the process of learning a whole lot more about occupation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 12:20 PM (+CzJu)

355 Wah Po nood.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 12:20 PM (/qEW2)

356 351 The real question is why this group of 7 nations needs any tariffs at all - at least with respect to each other. Trump asked this, but I think he really ought to push it more.
Posted by: SH at June 11, 2018 12:19 PM (sX1BW)

Yup... they are bitching about OUR tariffs.... of course THEIR tariffs are AOK Joe!

Right now we don't have either Free Trade, nor Fair Trade.

Posted by: Don Q at June 11, 2018 12:20 PM (NgKpN)

357 >>Srsly?

Yes. I'll see if I can find the link...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:20 PM (W+vEI)

358 So let it be written so let it be done.
Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

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can we also let Barry's people take a 2 day walk out into the desert?

Posted by: One Dog Night at June 11, 2018 12:20 PM (vChNs)

359 So let it be written so let it be done.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2018 12:18 PM (G0vdT)

Make it so.

Posted by: Captain Picard at June 11, 2018 12:21 PM (2CQCl)

360 girt power messages

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SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TRULY WIELD GIRTH-POWER!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 11, 2018 12:21 PM (l2max)

361 Wendy's response to IHOPB's decision to sell burgers.

Tony X.
@soIoucity
so @Wendys u just gonna let @IHOb sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og?

Wendy's
@Wendys
Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2018 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

362 Srsly?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Yep. She even got busted a couple of years ago for chatting about "making school lunches" for her kids in some silly tweets.

A very unserious person.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 11, 2018 12:22 PM (7LY+6)

363 This am saw something about the National Archives having trouble with PDJT ripping memos, etc that he has dealt with, and twittering about how he is 'destroying records'. My own take was that they are prepping space for the no archives 'library' from BHO. I think a lot of us shred bills we have paid, etc and notifications are ripped to go into recycling.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 11, 2018 12:23 PM (MIKMs)

364
i foolishly allowed the national geographic channel to natter away at me about north korea for a couple of hours last night. it was all madeline albright et al talking about how much better of we'd be if the '90s agreement was still in place. they never did explain why i should take anything those folks said seriously.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2018 12:05 PM (NmR1a)

I was watching CNN's special on lil kim last night, I know, forgive me, but the better half insisted...

and they actually did mention a lot of the bad that he's done. I was surprised. they even mentioned that pretty much immediately after they signed the agreement in 96 that they went to AQ Kahn for enrichment tech, but then managed to blame bush for not keeping the Clinton agreement, that norks weren't honoring anyway....

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 11, 2018 12:23 PM (8D42x)

365 10 tips to keep your fake eyebrows on when there is an alpha male in the same room.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 12:24 PM (pw+jk)

366 361 Wendy's response to IHOPB's decision to sell burgers.

Tony X.
@soIoucity
so @Wendys u just gonna let @IHOb sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og?

Wendy's
@Wendys
Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 11, 2018 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

I remember Tony X. getting famous for watching hockey for the first time 3 years ago.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 12:26 PM (WDCYi)

367 Fidel Trudeau of the Great White North ought to just pull his pants down now and lube up. Accept your fate, Sweet Cheeks.

Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2018 12:26 PM (2Mnv1)

368 The kids vs. the adults.

Yep. They're grown up but their worldview and understanding of life is simply childish, its juvenile.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 12:27 PM (39g3+)

369 "When u watch The Godfather 2, you don't even realize it's De Niro.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 11, 2018 11:59 AM (y8Foj) "

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With that performance at the Tony Awards he destroyed his brand. He is now unbankable, any movie he makes will bomb.

Good. F him.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2018 12:27 PM (/3+Sg)

370 Deplorable Jay Geuvara:

https://twitter.com/CBCTheNational/status/1005173186911088640

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

371 Whoever took over IHOP is a catastrophic moron that is going to destroy the company.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)

372 >>Yep. They're grown up but their worldview and understanding of life is simply childish, its juvenile.

Like the tweet complaint by Samantha Power along the lines of, "Trump was late to the G7 showing that he didn't care about Justin Trudeaus conference of Transgender and Intersectionality."

LOL, WHUT?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:29 PM (W+vEI)

373 so, i have to ask....

is this Trudeau's eyebrow thing for real?

He actually, really lost a false eyebrow?

Because that is high-larious if so.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 12:14 PM (AURKQ)

Certainly appears to be. The original video came from the Canadian Parliamentary television feed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2018 12:31 PM (WFV7d)

374 Regarding the fabled IG report, has anyone of consequence been arrested yet? Just updating my calendar.

Posted by: Under Fire at June 11, 2018 12:33 PM (r9UYA)

375 215
Sean Spicier
"Imagine being Kim Jong Un and having to face the man that just scared Trudeau out of his eyebrows."

LOL

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 11, 2018 11:48 AM (pw+jk)

Go ahead, give me a tug. See if I come off.

But remember the stache get to tug back.

Posted by: Regis at June 11, 2018 12:39 PM (ymnmz)

376 370 Deplorable Jay Geuvara:

https://twitter.com/CBCTheNational/status/1005173186911088640
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

Thanks, Lizzy!

Unreal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 12:42 PM (+CzJu)

377 372
>>Yep. They're grown up but their worldview and understanding of life is simply childish, its juvenile.

Like the tweet complaint by Samantha Power along the lines of,
"Trump was late to the G7 showing that he didn't care about Justin
Trudeaus conference of Transgender and Intersectionality."

LOL, WHUT?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2018 12:29 PM (W+vEI)

Many of the worlds leaders are fundamentally unserious people who have lucked into being in power at the time of enormous world wealth and relative peace.

They will be the doom of civilization.

Posted by: Regis at June 11, 2018 12:42 PM (ymnmz)

378 221 Look the Stache is tough; but in a rough and tumble with Frau Merkel, he'd have to go the full ten rounds--and while he'd probably win on points, it's not a sure thing.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 11, 2018 11:49 AM (Sda6L)

She'd definitely give him a run for the money in the clutches. Strong sumo vibe.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 11, 2018 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

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