EMT 06/02/18

June.

"In restless walks she'll prowl the night."

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday June 2, 2018. On this day in 1924 Calvin Coolidge signed the Indian Citizenship Act into law, granting citizenship to all Native Americans born within the territorial limits of the United States.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:51 AM (mpXpK)

2 Biden was really pissed at Scankles for her ass covering speech on the Ben Laden raid which she really opposed. She is just like Obama, every time she opens her mouth she spews out a lie.


http://tinyurl.com/ybnen4bd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

3 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 05:52 AM (aC6Sd)

4 Construction has begun on the San Diego section of the border wall.


http://tinyurl.com/y82xychr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

5 Google listed a NC Senator as a 'bigot' on their web page about her.


http://tinyurl.com/yaux6hv5

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

6 MFM has to eat its words after issuing fake news about border crossing.


http://tinyurl.com/y7degulu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)

7 The truth about recycling.


http://tinyurl.com/ybdm98x4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

8 Cathy Griffin calls Samantha Bee a victim. And what a ghastly picture of her here. How did this ugly witch ever get a TV show?


http://tinyurl.com/y7mpgvq4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

9 Trump orders the Dept of Energy to take steps to boost coal and nuclear power plants after years of war on them by Obama.


http://tinyurl.com/y72tmypd

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:53 AM (mpXpK)

10 Ramirez (repeat)


http://tinyurl.com/y9t5hp59



And that's it for today. Not much out there today

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:54 AM (mpXpK)

11 Thanks, Vic.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 05:54 AM (fZuhk)

12 CAN I HAZ MOAR WINNING?!?

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 02, 2018 05:55 AM (TvRUZ)

13 Looks like more rain here today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:56 AM (mpXpK)

14 In some cultures, 14th is considered 1st.

Posted by: fluffy at June 02, 2018 05:59 AM (cHbmY)

15 It almost looks like they're wearing elf shoes on that album cover.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 06:01 AM (sdi6R)

16 I am sort of hooked on the Ben Rhodes clips that were posted here yesterday.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2018 06:07 AM (0bRDi)

17 You can always count on leftists to deflect, project and claim victim hood and being micro aggressed.

Kathy Griffin like that Canadian twat bag Samatha Bee are disgraceful and vicious harpies.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 02, 2018 06:08 AM (UfMVm)

18 Good morning. A chilly 50 degrees here. My kind of summer.

On the recycling link. This is what I tried to explain to a friend a few months back. They were watching the garbage/recycle pickup in their neighborhood that is now being done by the low cost provider. The truck picked up both garbage and the recycle into the same truck. I told them that the truck probably has separate compartments for them, but, it's a good chance it's all going to the landfill. I said the only thing that has value is the aluminum and metal.
Oh Noessss they cry. What about all of the cardboard and paper???? I tell them this gets shipped to China. I tell them that if their was any real value in the recycle they would pay you for it. They would not believe me....Oh well.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

19 @16

I think as others have said, dipshit Bens reaction wasn't so much disbelief but more oh shit, our crimes are going to be exposed.

Trumps people did him a great disservice by not informing him that Obama inserted fuckheads like him and Jarret into permenant government positions on his way out the door.


The whole lot of them should have been fired Day one.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 02, 2018 06:12 AM (UfMVm)

20 Recycling as it now exists is a scam. Many leftists probably suspect this but it makes them feel better and that's what's really important.

Posted by: Doomed at June 02, 2018 06:13 AM (UW4Uc)

21 18 Oh Noessss they cry. What about all of the cardboard
and paper???? I tell them this gets shipped to China. I tell them that
if their was any real value in the recycle they would pay you for it.
They would not believe me....Oh well.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

They tried that recycling BS here. It was a huge scam. You had tyo buy special yellow bags for food type garbage and everything else went to "recycle". They actually separated out the aluminum and steel cans the rest just went to the dump. People started raising hell about the shitty yellow bags so they ended the program and then added a $35/year fee to your property taxes to make up for the lost revenue. Which was what the whole program was always about anyway, just another tax.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

22 Any early morning Metal Heads?
Politics and Metal. It doesn't get any better.
Earth Crisis :When Slaves Revolt
They betrayed us all
Lambs that weep for the release
Of murderous wolves
Lunatics extort from us
To placate parasites
Loyal to nothing
Just as they
Were programmed to be
Mindlessness lost to excess in their vanity
The heel is bearing down on our throats
This is when slaves are
Forced to revolt
A lethal threat
Has been imposed
Now must defend
Fight back
With steel in my hand
History distorted every triumph defeated
The flaws magnified until
The ideal is left weakened
The heel is bearing down on our throats
This is when slaves are
Forced to revolt
A lethal threat
Has been imposed
Now must defend
Fight back
With steel in my hand
Trapped in the ruins of
A failed experiment
Discard their illusions
Break out of the ruins of
A failed experiment
Discard their illusions
The heel is bearing down on our throats
This is when slaves are
Forced to revolt
A lethal threat
Has been imposed
Now must defend
Fight back
With steel in my hand

Posted by: Derptastic at June 02, 2018 06:17 AM (DB16e)

23 Recycling as it now exists is a scam. Many leftists probably suspect this but it makes them feel better and that's what's really important.
Posted by: Doomed

Before I retired, the company I worked for got onto the recycle bandwagon. This was back about 1992. All of the cardboard we received was put into a compacter and recycled. Plus we got some money for it. 10 years later everyone is recycling. My boss wants to know why we are now paying to have it hauled away. I tell her, there's too much of it, so it's not worth anything. She wouldn't believe me. Had me and some other schook work 2 weeks making phone calls trying to find someone to pay for it.
No luck.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:19 AM (8ikIW)

24 Or as a friend of mine said about recycling.
"Why should I have to wash my garbage?"

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)

25 San Diegans tryin' to escape to Tijuana again?Put them in their ZOO.......

Posted by: saf at June 02, 2018 06:22 AM (5IHGB)

26 Willowed from the ONT:

I was thinking about the Bill Kristol tweets in the last thread.

It occurs to me that the statement "Conservative ethics are now entirely situational ethics" is literally meaningless.

What does he mean by "conservative"? What does he mean by "ethics"? This is no different from a three-year-old screaming "I WANT!"

"Situational ethics" are no ethics at all. It seems like another way to say "The end justifies the means". What end? Whatever I want. What means? Whatever it takes to get what I want.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 06:22 AM (sdi6R)

27 Getting to old for heavy metal, but can appreciate hard rock while working which was what a couple of guys had on on the floor where I was, down a floor someone was listening to Frank Sinatra.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 06:22 AM (aC6Sd)

28 Household recycling has long been a feel good scam, with little practical 'gains' for the environment.

The steel and Al has a little scrap value; the paper and plastic wounds up being burnt for the btu value (if the local greenies even allow that air pollutin' activity), and the glass is just junked for the most part.

The only time I vigorously 'recycled' was when it cost me money to not do so, like when they charged by the bag for trash at the curb.

These basic facts about recycling have been known for years and years, but facts rarely matter.

And so it goes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2018 06:23 AM (0ogQG)

29 Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 06:22 AM

I was told I would grow out of it. Half a century on the planet I just cannot let it go!

Posted by: Derptastic at June 02, 2018 06:25 AM (DB16e)

30 It's important to recycle glass, lest the Earth suffer a shortage of silica.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 06:27 AM (sdi6R)

31 26 Willowed from the ONT:

I was thinking about the Bill Kristol tweets in the last thread.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 06:22 AM (sdi6R)

Bill Kristol hopes to provoke a response. Start thinking of him the same way you think of Kathy Griffin and maybe it'll be easier to ignore him.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2018 06:28 AM (0bRDi)

32 I don't have a radio so I don't get to pick the music. Mostly it's Pandora or other internet these days.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 06:28 AM (aC6Sd)

33
I was involved with the recycling people for decades. They want everything for nothing. A bunch of more crooked people you'll never find.

In the end I ended up firing the employee responsible for providing the recycled material in just the right fashion to suit the recyclers, whose wage was covered by the monies I would receive for the material, and basically gave the stuff away in bins. There was zero money to make except for occasional bursts when the economy would overheat and shortages of some material would appear for a short time. Eleven months of famine and one month of good dollars doesn't pay the wages for twelve months a year.

They always would claim, if you just do this or that, buy this equipment, we'll be able to pay you more. But it never worked out that way.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 02, 2018 06:28 AM (LOgQ4)

34 Should hit that short road, should only be a few hours.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 06:29 AM (aC6Sd)

35 28 Household recycling has long been a feel good scam, with little practical 'gains' for the environment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2018 06:23 AM (0ogQG)

And now they've got so many of us trained that we can't *not* recycle.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2018 06:30 AM (0bRDi)

36 The only time I vigorously 'recycled' was when it cost me money to not do so, like when they charged by the bag for trash at the curb.

Lansing has recently* gone to 'single-stream' curbside recycling, wherein you just toss everything recyclable in the bin instead of separating it. I strongly believe that some city councilmember's cousin gets a couple hundred thousand a year to run a 'sorting' facility and everything just ends up getting thrown out.


* "within the last ten years" counts as "recently" if you don't pay attention to things in general

And so it goes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2018 06:23 AM (0ogQG)


Listen: GnuBreed has come unstuck in time.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 06:31 AM (fZuhk)

37 32
I don't have a radio so I don't get to pick the music. Mostly it's Pandora or other internet these days.

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2018 06:28 AM (aC6Sd)

there's noting on the radio here anyway. We have one decent station but it is a low power "community service" station and it fades in and out badly even though their transmitter is only about 5 miles from my house. The rest of the commercial stations are all religious, new country, or soul. Mostly I play music through my computer feeding the receiver.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

38 First!1!!1!

Posted by: The Honorable Justin Trudeau at June 02, 2018 06:32 AM (Jj+59)

39 MFM has to eat its words after issuing fake news about border crossing.

http://tinyurl.com/y7degulu

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 05:52 AM (mpXpK)


========

This sucks, regardless of whether or not the MSM was forced to retract their statements. Why aren't they being sent back across the border, along with their parents who sent them here?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 06:33 AM (/qEW2)

40 >>>Cathy Griffin calls Samantha Bee a victim. And what a ghastly picture of her here. How did this ugly witch ever get a TV show?

Wow, that's some serious botoxing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 06:35 AM (/qEW2)

41 Why aren't they being sent back across the border, along with their parents who sent them here?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 06:33 AM (/qEW2)
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As Carrot Top and Shouty McShouterson pointed out in their podcast, people going to jail are routinely separated from their children, as are people deployed in the military.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 06:36 AM (qJtVm)

42 37 32 I use my Alexa into the stereo. Alexa play Jimmy or Eagles or whatever.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

43 Also, Zeke's Tell-Tale Dark makes a damn fine cuppa joe.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 06:37 AM (qJtVm)

44 I never noticed the use of forced perspective on this album cover to make Simon appear as tall as Garfunkel.

Posted by: Porter at June 02, 2018 06:39 AM (VWE5i)

45 As Carrot Top and Shouty McShouterson pointed out in their podcast, people going to jail are routinely separated from their children, as are people deployed in the military.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 06:36 AM (qJtVm)

A drunks, and drug users, and tax evaders, and....
Its for the children bullshit. Sorry kids your parents are fuck ups.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

46 43 Peets Big Bang!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

47 35
And now they've got so many of us trained that we can't *not* recycle.
Posted by: m at June 02, 2018 06:30 AM (0bRDi)


This is true. I dutifully put my bottles and cans into the bin, my junk mail into a paper bag, and the rest of my garbage into the trash can. At least my township is not nutso about it, so there are no penalties and punishments for failure to do it properly.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 06:41 AM (sdi6R)

48 40 >>>Cathy Griffin calls Samantha Bee a victim.

In a society where being the victim is akin to sainthood all Progs need to do after they fuck up is wait for another Prog to call them a victim of this or a victim of that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:41 AM (JFO2v)

49 G'mornin' Horde !


Cafe Bustelo.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at June 02, 2018 06:42 AM (GNCPT)

50 35 And now they've got so many of us trained that we can't *not* recycle.

Posted by: m


Yeah, it took me a couple of years to finally convince my mom that all she was doing was using her hot water to provide clean trash to the landfill.

But the whole mess does show one practical benefit, applied correctly as a lesson -- Propaganda works.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2018 06:42 AM (0ogQG)

51 What a great week! Great economic news, the Norks are back on board, the Dems are auguring in, some woman named Aunt Bee got some comeuppance.

And now Fox tells me that state workers in California are not allowed in Oklahoma.

That's a solid week of winning.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 02, 2018 06:43 AM (+Tibp)

52
In my area, they want you to wash out your glass containers before adding to recycle bin. Yeah, like I'm going to rinse out a jar of thick tomato sauce.

Never gonna happen.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 02, 2018 06:43 AM (LOgQ4)

53 But the whole mess does show one practical benefit, applied correctly as a lesson -- Propaganda works.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 02, 2018 06:42 AM (0ogQG)

They make kindergarteners cry when they bring lunch or snack in ziplocks instead of some type of reusable tub.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

54 Cafe Bustelo.
----

Good stuff. I call it Cafe Bastardo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 06:46 AM (qJtVm)

55 4.8% GDP forecast by ATL fed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

56 A good cup of coffee and stout cup of VNN to start the day.

Also, evidently the anti-establishment Italian parties have actually taken power.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (+Tibp)

57 Keep fighting the FIGHT Samantha!!! Your part or the #RESISTANCE!!! Don't let those bastards keep you down!!! Bee loud and crude FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!


{brought to you by the Trump 2020 Re-Election Campaign}

https://youtu.be/5Ioiag30eAI

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (iAcmm)

58 Really digging this weather. It's that kind that sticks a hot wire in parts of your brain you forgot. This time it's heavy overcast, dark, very windy, would be raining if it could be bothered. Reminds me of flying to visit my grandparents when I was like 6. All kinds of things that are objectively lousy - ugly cold wet weather, having to up at 5am, driving an hour to KBOS, having to be in the back seat with my stupid sister for an hour, waiting in KBOS, flying out of KBOS, being in Boston in general, 1980s airline omelets, somehow they're all good in the aggregate.

BRB, gonna go up to the flight deck and get my little plastic wings.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (fZuhk)

59 Speaking of recycling, why do I have to pay a sewer fee on my water bill? Seems to me they should be paying me for the shit. They're making fertilizer out it, aren't they?

Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (3HNOQ)

60 Is there a reason we don't build a giant wall around the Mexican embassy and shoehorn every child inside for the proper authorities to handle?

Posted by: Porter at June 02, 2018 06:49 AM (VWE5i)

61 Also, evidently the anti-establishment Italian parties have actually taken power.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (+Tibp)

The southern europe nation states have all failed. Kind of like our big cities run be Progs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

62 Im about fly out of Houston and watched TSA give a nun the full pat down. I feel so protected now.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2018 06:51 AM (DoEE2)

63 BRB, gonna go up to the flight deck and get my little plastic wings.
Posted by: hogmartin

Hogmartin, do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

64 Speaking of recycling, why do I have to pay a sewer fee on my water bill? Seems to me they should be paying me for the shit. They're making fertilizer out it, aren't they?

Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM


I don't think so. I buy Milorganite fertilizer for lawn and garden. It's kinda pricey. Allegedly the company that makes the stuff from Milwaukee sewage even still has to subsidize the cost of the material and sell it at some loss.

There's a Wiki on the stuff.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 02, 2018 06:52 AM (LOgQ4)

65 The Danes voted to ban the burka.

The DANES.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 02, 2018 06:52 AM (+Tibp)

66 59 Speaking of recycling, why do I have to pay a sewer fee on my water bill? Seems to me they should be paying me for the shit. They're making fertilizer out it, aren't they?
Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (3HNOQ)

I"d think it's for the city pipes and maintenance of the pipes. I've been on a septic system--where you're on your own in terms of cleaning and maintenance--that then got linked to a city system, and incurred fees.

Posted by: m at June 02, 2018 06:55 AM (0bRDi)

67 Thanks for the Simon and Garfunkel. I wore the heck out of that album when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 06:56 AM (jm1YL)

68 > It almost looks like they're wearing elf shoes on that album cover.

They look like hobbits on their way to Mordor.

> Household recycling has long been a feel good scam, with little practical 'gains' for the environment.


Indeed. If "recycling" were cost-effective, they would pay you for the stuff, rather than charging you (pretty much the only exception is aluminum cans, and yep, in most areas you can get paid for bringing those in rather than giving them away to the "recycling" con artists for free).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 06:57 AM (GXOTw)

69 46 43 Peets Big Bang!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

Lefty coffee

Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2018 06:57 AM (kiSdp)

70 Sean Spicier still tweeking the idjits noses...

"Obama could have gotten this far with North Korea but those March Madness brackets take up so much time."

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)

71 > The DANES.

The Danes have always been fairly non-cucked. For Scandis, I mean. A low bar, but still.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 06:58 AM (GXOTw)

72 people going to jail are routinely separated from their children, as are people deployed in the military.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 06:36 AM (qJtVm)


Good point. The left always tries to deflect the question of who is ultimately responsible for the situation.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 06:58 AM (/qEW2)

73 BBL Time to cook up some bacon...

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)

74 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2018 06:59 AM (KCxzN)

75 62 Im about fly out of Houston and watched TSA give a nun the full pat down. I feel so protected now.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2018 06:51 AM (DoEE2)

TSA and cops writing speeding tickets are not security or law enforcement.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

76 '' > It almost looks like they're wearing elf shoes on that album cover.

They look like hobbits on their way to Mordor. ''

Mid 60's hipster wear. The little pointy toe boots were required.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 07:01 AM (jm1YL)

77 Hogmartin, do you like gladiator movies?
Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

my dad says youre lazy and dont play defence

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

78 > And now Fox tells me that state workers in California are not allowed in Oklahoma.


I'm imagining how disappointed Oklahoma must be about this. And laughing maniacally.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 07:01 AM (GXOTw)

79 Lefty coffee
Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2018 06:57 AM (kiSdp)

really?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

80 In a society where being the victim is akin to sainthood all Progs need to do after they fuck up is wait for another Prog to call them a victim of this or a victim of that.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 06:41 AM (JFO2v)


Waiting for the movie The Dolorous Passion of Our Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (/qEW2)

81 ''The Danes have always been fairly non-cucked. For Scandis, I mean. A low bar, but still. ''

Some of their Viking heritage still remains perhaps.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (jm1YL)

82 > Mid 60's hipster wear. The little pointy toe boots were required.

Vague memory says those were called "Beatle boots". At least that's what my then-teen aunts called them when I was a little kid.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (GXOTw)

83 @75
Don't i know it. I travel 35 -40 weeks a year. The TSA are the bane of my existence. Thier nain job requirement seems to be, failed as mall security cop

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (DoEE2)

84 I see that PuffHo is claiming Trump is evil for "leaking" the jobs report numbers and he should be impeached.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 02, 2018 07:03 AM (+Dllb)

85 my dad says youre lazy and dont play defence
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)


The hell I don't!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 07:03 AM (fZuhk)

86 Oh Noessss they cry. What about all of the cardboard

and paper???? I tell them this gets shipped to China. I tell them that

if their was any real value in the recycle they would pay you for it.

They would not believe me....Oh well.



Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 06:09 AM (8ikIW)

They
tried that recycling BS here. It was a huge scam. You had tyo buy
special yellow bags for food type garbage and everything else went to
"recycle". They actually separated out the aluminum and steel cans the
rest just went to the dump. People started raising hell about the shitty
yellow bags so they ended the program and then added a $35/year fee to
your property taxes to make up for the lost revenue. Which was what the
whole program was always about anyway, just another tax.




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 06:15 AM

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Aluminum and newspaper make money with recycling.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 02, 2018 07:04 AM (+Dllb)

87 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:04 AM (EyPfd)

88 Good point. The left always tries to deflect the question of who is ultimately responsible for the situation.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 06:58 AM (/qEW2)

prison reform
public housing
medicaid
obamacare
pre K

All ignore the problems and force a solution that will never ever be successful.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

89 Fox tells me that state workers in California are not allowed in Oklahoma.

They're going to put every state on 'the list' until only Hawaii remains.

Then all conventions and state meetings will require an all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii on the taxpayers back.

They know damn well what they're doing.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 02, 2018 07:04 AM (LOgQ4)

90 ''I see that PuffHo is claiming Trump is evil for "leaking" the jobs report numbers and he should be impeached. ''

Bwahahaha.......

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 07:04 AM (jm1YL)

91 83 @75 I traveled on a Navy ID for 8 years. That was nice.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

92 Amazing how PDT was able to turn lovable little Sally Field into a cursing vindictive foul mouthed little bitch.

All in just 18 months.

Same with all the other foaming at the mouth leftists who used to attend church, tithe and be the perfectly mentally balanced human being 24 hours a day.


Until PDT urned them into raging idiots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:07 AM (EyPfd)

93 Beautiful song.

Another short S&G song, much like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaMxHEOGgJw

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2018 07:07 AM (V2Yro)

94 A homeless person could have vomited out precisely the same thing Samantha Bee did in return for a hot meal. So why is Bee being paid anything?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 02, 2018 07:07 AM (nBr1j)

95 politicususa whoever da fuk they are

Trump Breaks The Law With Illegal Tweet About Jobs

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

96 I listen to the station Kool Radio station in my car and at home on my 1963 Telefunken Stereo (my dad bought it brand new while we lived in Ville Franche, he had it shipped from West Germany)...the station is great. Plays an mix of 50's to early 80's music. You can listen to it online as well.

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 02, 2018 07:09 AM (Z1I24)

97 'The Danes have always been fairly non-cucked. For Scandis, I mean. A low bar, but still. ''

Some of their Viking heritage still remains perhaps.
Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (jm1YL)


Maybe having a language that is as incomprehensible to me as the fucking sand ticks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 02, 2018 07:09 AM (y7DUB)

98 Penn & Teller did an episode on recycling in "Bullshit!!!"

They nailed it, several years ago. Of course it pissed everyone off, so everyone ignored it, even though they were absolutely right.

https://vimeo.com/216389085

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2018 07:09 AM (V2Yro)

99 Until PDT urned them into raging idiots.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:07 AM (EyPfd)

He is an ok landlord, but the ultimate tenant living rent free in the heads of Progs.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

100 83 @75 I traveled on a Navy ID for 8 years. That was nice.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
---

Whose was it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 02, 2018 07:11 AM (qJtVm)

101 83 @75 I traveled on a Navy ID for 8 years. That was nice.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)


I managed five before they finally caught up with me and took me down like a rabid dog on national TV.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 07:11 AM (fZuhk)

102 59
Speaking of recycling, why do I have to pay a sewer fee on my water
bill? Seems to me they should be paying me for the shit. They're
making fertilizer out it, aren't they?

Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (3HNOQ)


Every city in the country is doing that now. My MIL's water bill is now $50/month with only one person living there and she doesn't water her grass. My county water bill is about $20/month unless I water my grass and then it goes way up. They hit you with a heavy penalty if you use more than a certain amount.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 02, 2018 07:14 AM (mpXpK)

103 "Then all conventions and state meetings will require an all-expense-paid trip to Hawaii on the taxpayers back. "

One way trips to the volcano could do a lot for their pension programs.

Posted by: f'd at June 02, 2018 07:14 AM (UdKB7)

104 Trump Breaks The Law With Illegal Tweet About Jobs
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Ya, see, Trump leaks the jobs data early so Trump's cronies who play the market get a jump on people who don't follow Trump and wait for the official jobs data to be released by Official Sources that is widely reported by official news outlets.

Speculators, of course, already have their own estimates of the jobs data and their positions are already in place before the data is released.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 07:15 AM (roQNm)

105 My best friend roped me into volunteering with her at a recycling center when we were kids - 13? About that age. (What were they thinking? It was the 70s...) Yes, she grew up to be a raving liberal.

Posted by: Rosasharn at June 02, 2018 07:16 AM (PzBTm)

106 really?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

Peet's coffee? Hell yes it is. I used to buy that stuff by the ton at Kroger but they came out with some virtue signaling BS and that was the end of it for me. They are from San Fransicko IIANM.

Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2018 07:17 AM (kiSdp)

107 Penn & Teller did an episode on recycling in "Bullshit!!!"

They nailed it, several years ago. Of course it pissed everyone off, so everyone ignored it, even though they were absolutely right.

https://vimeo.com/216389085
Posted by: Tom Servo

A great episode

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:19 AM (8ikIW)

108 106 really?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

Peet's coffee? Hell yes it is. I used to buy that stuff by the ton at Kroger but they came out with some virtue signaling BS and that was the end of it for me. They are from San Fransicko IIANM.
Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2018 07:17 AM (kiSdp)

Berkeley

Posted by: m at June 02, 2018 07:19 AM (0bRDi)

109 66 59 Speaking of recycling, why do I have to pay a sewer fee on my water bill? Seems to me they should be paying me for the shit. They're making fertilizer out it, aren't they?
Posted by: JAS at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM"

Actually, you are paying them for YOUR shit.

And no, no one should make fertilizer out of human waste. That's what North Korea reportedly has been doing. That's why that soldier who defected had giant worms inside him. Cow manure is nothing but digested hay, that's why it can be used.

Properly treating and neutralizing human waste is expensive.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2018 07:19 AM (V2Yro)

110 One advantage to rural living used to be since I haul my own trash to the dump I did not have to worry about recycling.

Now the "dump" is one of many County Recycling Centers of I do have to separate. I have found that milk crates do a good job for this and keep two in my truck.

I am also amazed at how little glass or aluminum I use since I quit drinking.

Most of my trips to the dump it is a large bag of kitchen garbage my yard work clippings and a milk crate delivery boxes and junk mail.

Posted by: Big V at June 02, 2018 07:20 AM (ZvLtE)

111 I just got a new phone yesterday and now my stereo isn't doing what my watch tells it to.

- The Future Is Terrible And I'm Not Helping vol IX

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 07:20 AM (fZuhk)

112
Properly treating and neutralizing human waste is expensive.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Not if you deposit it in a hallway.

...EPA Poop Machines...

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:20 AM (8ikIW)

113 No love?

Posted by: Night Soil at June 02, 2018 07:23 AM (fuK7c)

114 "No love?"

Why, yes..

Posted by: Honey Bucket at June 02, 2018 07:25 AM (EyPfd)

115 Shit you learn from TV Tropes: the black cap that English judges used to wear when pronouncing a death sentence was called the "cai bais" in Irish Gaelic, pronounced "ky bosh".

So putting the kibosh on something is the equivalent of giving it a death sentence.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 07:25 AM (GXOTw)

116 TODD: But at the end of the day, I mean, you know, its like how is it that the president is not responsible for this tone? You know, you cant help and say it starts at the top.

You made us be mean to you! ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

117 > Night Soil

I'll take "Least Popular X-Men Characters for $50, Alex".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 07:26 AM (GXOTw)

118 This Candace Owens girl on the Foxes is quite attractive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2018 07:26 AM (fuK7c)

119 No love?
Posted by: Night Soil at June 02, 2018 07:23 AM (fuK7c)


Me larvae long time.

Posted by: Dracunculiasis medinensis at June 02, 2018 07:27 AM (fZuhk)

120 > Amazing how PDT was able to turn lovable little Sally Field into a cursing vindictive foul mouthed little bitch.

> All in just 18 months.

Nah, she's pretty much always been a worthless commie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 07:28 AM (GXOTw)

121 Me larvae long time.
Posted by: Dracunculiasis medinensis at June 02, 2018 07:27 AM (fZuhk)

Only at AoS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2018 07:28 AM (n9EOP)

122 Good morning everyone!

Guatemala Antigua percolating and a tee time for 1030. Life is good.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 07:29 AM (L+pr4)

123 108 106

I buy what I like. So tired of virtue signaling and anti virtue anti signaling and anti anti virtue signaling. The only thing not a virtue anymore is an intact hymen.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:29 AM (JFO2v)

124 Funny how leftists don't believe in personal responsibility. How could this Chuck Todd say that and not be mocked into hiding?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 02, 2018 07:31 AM (nBr1j)

125 MMMmmmmm...Bacon

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)

126 "You made us be mean to you! ha!"

Yup..

We saw some of that craziness leaking out during the first Million Scrunt/Nasty Woman march.

I mean, there was some seriously deranged ugliness on display.

Borderline mental illness type shit.


And ain't nobody getting be to believe that Trump put that amount of craziness in their heads.

It was always there. Just kept hidden by the happiest of getting their way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:32 AM (EyPfd)

127 MMMmmmmm...Bacon

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:31 AM (8ikIW)


Sweet daughter H bought me some locally produced uncured additive free bacon. Yum!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2018 07:33 AM (n9EOP)

128
That little patch of fur under his nose is not a good look for M. Chuck Todd. Someone should tell him about that other guy who had a little patch of fur under his nose, the German guy.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 07:34 AM (roQNm)

129 Funny how leftists don't believe in personal responsibility. How could this Chuck Todd say that and not be mocked into hiding?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 02, 2018 07:31 AM (nBr1j)



I can't even...


I mean...


You guys are so...

Posted by: C. F, Todd at June 02, 2018 07:34 AM (n9EOP)

130 It's really comical - Trump institutes policies that have the economy growing better than it has in 20 years, unemployment is dropping, things are looking great - and all the progs can say is "Trump talked about it 20 minutes too early!!! IMPEACH! IMPEACH!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2018 07:35 AM (V2Yro)

131 MMMmmmmm...Bacon[/]

There's a processing place up the road from here that makes their own summer sausage, bacon, and all other fruits of the pig. They process elk and deer for hunters and bison for ranchers too. I usually get some smoked pigs ears for the pups and a couple of pounds of their thick cut, garlic smoked bacon.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 07:36 AM (L+pr4)

132 Is there a waspier, more east coast elitist name than Chuck Todd?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 02, 2018 07:36 AM (nBr1j)

133 124 Funny how leftists don't believe in personal responsibility. How could this Chuck Todd say that and not be mocked into hiding?"

Quite literally, because all leftists believe the same thing, and they control all of the media, except for some small portions of Fox. So everyone they see and talk to echoes them and cheers on their juvenile idiocy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2018 07:37 AM (V2Yro)

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 07:37 AM (L+pr4)

135 Is there a waspier, more east coast elitist name than Chuck Todd?

--

Does M. Chuck Todd have a brother named Brad?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 07:37 AM (roQNm)

136 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2018 07:35 AM (V2Yro)

If you don't get the little things right, the big things are bound to be wrong as well!

Think of it as pre-emptive impeachment, just to be sure!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2018 07:38 AM (n9EOP)

137 I'm sure C. Todd ties the sleeves of his sweater around his neck.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 02, 2018 07:39 AM (nBr1j)

138 who had a little patch of fur under his nose, the German

Merkel?

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:39 AM (8ikIW)

139 Is there a waspier, more east coast elitist name than Chuck Todd?


Am I missing the /sarc?

Two first names is not waspy, and if it were he'd go by Chas.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2018 07:39 AM (fuK7c)

140 62 Im about fly out of Houston and watched TSA give a nun the full pat down. I feel so protected now.
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2018 06:51 AM (DoEE2)


Yes, that uncovered whore got what she deserved.

Posted by: The Imam at June 02, 2018 07:39 AM (sdi6R)

141 Does M. Chuck Todd have a brother named Brad?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl

That's the name of his car.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:40 AM (8ikIW)

142 133 124 Funny how leftists don't believe in personal responsibility.

I blame many of the so called Christian denominations for this. Somehow or another the whole church gets into Heaven. And using guns and the police state to force citizens to help the sick and poor creates an I gave at the office mentality.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

143 105 My best friend roped me into volunteering with her at a recycling center when we were kids - 13? About that age. (What were they thinking? It was the 70s...) Yes, she grew up to be a raving liberal.
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 02, 2018 07:16 AM (PzBTm)

I was in a Chipotle observing a visibly disturbed teen, disturbed, because she could not find a suitable receptacle to recycle her bottle. Her glass bottle.

It's not just a religion, it is a neurosis.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2018 07:43 AM (A7bbI)

144 Thanks for the news, Vic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2018 07:44 AM (A7bbI)

145 Joe Biden reportedly seriously considering 2020 presidential bid...
EEEKKKKKKK

Posted by: Colin at June 02, 2018 07:45 AM (EWxCK)

146 Have a nice day hordlings. I'm off to walk Conor Pup before the monsoons begin yet again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2018 07:46 AM (n9EOP)

147 Have a nice day hordlings. I'm off to walk Conor Pup before the monsoons begin yet again!
Posted by: Hrothgar

Just in case, wear your floaties!

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:47 AM (8ikIW)

148 "Joe Biden reportedly seriously considering 2020 presidential bid..."

I saw Joe Biden Open for Branko Bama on the 2014 'Improper Touching and Narcissism tour at The Gardens.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:47 AM (EyPfd)

149 126 "You made us be mean to you! ha!"

Yup..

We saw some of that craziness leaking out during the first Million Scrunt/Nasty Woman march.

I mean, there was some seriously deranged ugliness on display.

Borderline mental illness type shit.

And ain't nobody getting be to believe that Trump put that amount of craziness in their heads.

It was always there. Just kept hidden by the happiest of getting their way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:32 AM (EyPfd)

Wisdom.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 02, 2018 07:48 AM (A7bbI)

150 58
BRB, gonna go up to the flight deck and get my little plastic wings.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 06:48 AM (fZuhk)


I have metal wings from TWA and Delta.

Get off my lawn, whippersnapper.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 07:48 AM (sdi6R)

151 I saw Joe Biden Open for Branko Bama on the 2014 'Improper Touching and Narcissism tour at The Gardens.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Wasn't that also billed as "The All Teleprompter Extravaganza" ?

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:48 AM (8ikIW)

152 While at the condo in Florida, my neighbor has a bin for every type of recyclable. (4 bins) I keep telling her they just don't respect her bins when the disposal guys come through....They dump them all in the same bin on the truck. She doesn't believe me. And she struggles to get all the bins to the curb.

Posted by: Colin at June 02, 2018 07:49 AM (EWxCK)

153 Joe Biden reportedly seriously considering 2020 presidential bid...

Please. Please run, you paste eating fool.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 07:49 AM (L+pr4)

154 Please. Please run, you paste eating fool.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Heh. With the ones that are lining up to do so, he would be forced to wear and eat the label of Devil White Misogynist.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:51 AM (8ikIW)

155
First question: How many calories can I burn off in the comfy chair thumping my heel on the floor in time to the rock n roll beat?

Secondly: How long will it take the guy in the apartment downstairs to come up here and complain about the noise?

And Thirdly, if the guy from downstairs gets belligerent, can I shoot him?

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 07:51 AM (roQNm)

156 Recycling as it now exists is a scam. Many leftists probably suspect this but it makes them feel better and that's what's really important.
Posted by: Doomed at June 02, 2018 06:13 AM (UW4Uc)

Yup....right along with all the other "green" programs.

Money making scams. Which is why Al Gore is involved in the first place.

Moe coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2018 07:52 AM (EoRCO)

157 And Thirdly, if the guy from downstairs gets belligerent, can I shoot him?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl

That might be a little harsh so early in the weekend.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:53 AM (8ikIW)

158 "I have metal wings from TWA and Delta.

Get off my lawn, whippersnapper."


Got my first set on a Pan-Am 707.

Around 1961.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:53 AM (EyPfd)

159 @155 Yes you can.

Consequences depend on your legal jurisdiction.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 02, 2018 07:53 AM (vWMNq)

160 And Thirdly, if the guy from downstairs gets belligerent, can I shoot him?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 07:51 AM (roQNm)


Yes, but only if you have the proper recycling bin to put him in!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 02, 2018 07:54 AM (n9EOP)

161 I have metal wings from TWA and Delta.



Get off my lawn, whippersnapper.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 07:48 AM (sdi6R)

I remember as a child you could be invited to visit the cockpit and talk to the pilot and got a metal or plastic wing to wear....Remember that in the movie Airport...


Capt. Oveur:
Joey, have you ever been in a turkish prison?

Posted by: Colin at June 02, 2018 07:54 AM (EWxCK)

162 And Thirdly, if the guy from downstairs gets belligerent, can I shoot him?


If you shoot him dead enough you can say he was belligerent and he won't contradict you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2018 07:54 AM (fuK7c)

163 @152 In Toronto we have separate trucks ... and different pickup days. Ah the joys of socialism.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 02, 2018 07:55 AM (vWMNq)

164 If you shoot him dead enough you can say he was belligerent and he won't contradict you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Just be sure to check for FBI hiding behind the curtains.

They're everywhere

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:56 AM (8ikIW)

165 Got my first set on a Pan-Am 707. Around 1961.

I flew to a hockey tournament on Braniff in the late 60s. I had the metal wings that stewardess gave me until I was in high school.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 02, 2018 07:57 AM (L+pr4)

166 "In Toronto we have separate trucks ... and different pickup days. Ah the joys of socialism."

Here at Stately VIA Manor, we practice single stream processing.

Comes in the front door in plastic bags.

Goes out the back door in plastic bags.

Simple enough, even a Village Idiot can do it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 07:57 AM (EyPfd)

167 So the FBI had informants and spies in the Trump campaign for what purpose? To disrupt Russian interference? To interrupt illegal activities? Or just to sit back and watch?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 07:58 AM (JFO2v)

168 Trump! is atweeting

"John Brennan, no single figure in American history has done more to discredit the intelligence community than this liar. Not only is he a liar, he's a liar about being a liar." Dan Bongino on @foxandfriends

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

169 So the FBI had informants and spies in the Trump campaign for what purpose? To disrupt Russian interference? To interrupt illegal activities? Or just to sit back and watch?
Posted by: rhennigantx

The good coffee and Yuuuuge donut budget

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)

170 I stilk have my metal fight wing from about 1968. From Pacific Southwest Airlines. It was my first flight and it was on a DC-3

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2018 08:01 AM (3GEaE)

171 I got two wings just tis morning. They were both wong numbers.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2018 08:01 AM (m45I2)

172 Coming to a city near you.
Two Afghan asylum seekers severely beat a woman on a train last week for showing too much cleavage, a French paper reported.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 08:01 AM (JFO2v)

173 Got my first set on a Pan-Am 707. "

Last PA 707 flight was in 1980, IIRC.

Gawd, some of us are...over 29.

Morning, y'all!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 02, 2018 08:01 AM (7LY+6)

174 They were both wong numbers.
Posted by: Muldoon

Sooo, Chinese people?

I know I know

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:02 AM (8ikIW)

175 Since Patty Duke used the C word is it ok to use here now?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 08:03 AM (JFO2v)

176 Apropos of nothing, I was watching bat videos the other day and stumbled across this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JADbBcpW2fc

OMG, what a smokeshow.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 08:03 AM (sdi6R)

177 Just be sure to check for FBI hiding behind the curtains.

They're everywhere

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 07:56 AM


Actually, right now, they're at the corner of ████ and ████.

Watching.

Your every move.

Posted by: James Comey, teetering closer to the edge of the abyss at June 02, 2018 08:04 AM (LOgQ4)

178
And here we go...

The ugliest, creepiest, most vile societal taboo and barrier will be the next to fall-

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nathan-

larson-congressional-candidate-

pedophile_us_5b10916de4b0d5e89e1e4824

(remove extra spaces)


Thanks, Democrats.

By the way, DEMOCRAT Gov. Terry Mcauliffe made it possible for this inhuman pile of shit to run for office.

Good job, asshole!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2018 08:05 AM (9q7Dl)

179 Well OK, I'm not that old. These were plastic. From a Delta 727, back when trijets roamed the earth and there was such thing as a flight engineer.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 08:05 AM (fZuhk)

180 Instapundit points to a Bloomberg article about how bad life is in Caracas that I would kinda like to read, just to read the laminations of their women, except it is on Bloomberg.

/he said with a trollish grin.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 08:05 AM (roQNm)

181 Good morning horde.


The winning Spelling Bee Contest word was "koinonia" - a word familiar to Christians. It's Greek though, which I didn't know could be included in an American spelling bee.


The winner was Indiana (dot) - American. I couldn't see if he was home-schooled or not.

Posted by: grammie winger - at June 02, 2018 08:05 AM (lwiT4)

182 'Since Patty Duke used the C word is it ok to use here now?'

No

Posted by: Codswallop United National Trust at June 02, 2018 08:05 AM (UdKB7)

183 170 I stilk have my metal fight wing from about 1968. From Pacific Southwest Airlines. It was my first flight and it was on a DC-3
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2018 08:01 AM (3GEaE)


OK, you win. Unless somebody here flew on a Ford Trimotor.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 08:06 AM (sdi6R)

184 "Gawd, some of us are...over 29. "

How you figure?

Ace loans out his time machine, that he totes doesn't have on weekends.

And with a time machine...weekends can be really long.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 08:07 AM (EyPfd)

185 Indian, not Indiana. As far as I know, most people from Indiana do not have dots.

Posted by: grammie winger - at June 02, 2018 08:07 AM (lwiT4)

186 Red Bull gave me wings.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2018 08:09 AM (m45I2)

187 "'Since Patty Duke used the C word is it ok to use here now?' "

was it Patty Duke, or Sally Field?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 02, 2018 08:09 AM (EyPfd)

188 And with a time machine...weekends can be really long.


******


Or short.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2018 08:10 AM (m45I2)

189 Calvin Coolidge. Best President ever.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 02, 2018 08:10 AM (Y9uH4)

190 TODD: But at the end of the day, I mean, you know, its like how is it that the president is not responsible for this tone? You know, you cant help and say it starts at the top.


Look what you made me do! I wonder if Ol' Chuck says the same thing to his wife?

Posted by: no good deed at June 02, 2018 08:10 AM (eIQHF)

191 "'Since Patty Duke used the C word is it ok to use here now?' "


She died in 2016..She may have used it, it's just not been reported as being an important usage of the word.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:10 AM (8ikIW)

192 https://pjmedia.com/drhelen/is-dependence-on-others-a-form-of-slavery/

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2018 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

193 As far as I know, most people from Indiana do not have dots.


I don't think I've ever met anyone from Indiana. If I do, I'm going to be mighty suspicious, dots or no dots.

If I've made it 29 years without meeting any Indianaers and you show up claiming to be from Indiana, I'm going to doubt your integrity. So if you're from Indiana, go back there. I won't go there. We'll get along fine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2018 08:11 AM (fuK7c)

194 And with a time machine...weekends can be really long.

--

and the good ones can be repeated, repeatedly. If you have a time machine.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 08:11 AM (roQNm)

195 ... the laminations of their women,...


*****


I've found this to be the only way to keep 'em in those darn binders.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2018 08:12 AM (m45I2)

196 and the good ones can be repeated, repeatedly. If you have a time machine.


So, like onions on a bratwurst

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:12 AM (8ikIW)

197 So if you're from Indiana, go back there. I won't go there. We'll get along fine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 02, 2018 08:11 AM (fuK7c)


Your loss.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_of_Busco

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 08:12 AM (fZuhk)

198 I got two wings just tis morning. They were both wong numbers.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2018 08:01 AM (m45I2)


Heh, reminds me of What's Up Tiger Lily.

"Two Wongs don't make a wight", although that's not really a pun.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 02, 2018 08:12 AM (/qEW2)

199
Most people I know from Indiana claim to be Hoosiers. I don't know why.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 08:13 AM (roQNm)

200 Willowed from the ONT:



As an American of Cellulose, I find your appropriation of "willow" to be grossly offensive and insensitive to the plight of AoC's nationwide.

We demand you stop making us feel unsafe and endangered immediately!

Posted by: Oak at June 02, 2018 08:13 AM (9q7Dl)

201 I still have the "wings" from my first stewardess.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2018 08:13 AM (/tuJf)

202 I wish I had good memories of flying back in the day. But ever since that incident with Captain Oveur, it pains me.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 02, 2018 08:14 AM (Y9uH4)

203 I still have the "wings" from my first stewardess.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2018 08:13 AM


You must be really, really old. From back in the times when dinosaur roamed the Earth and stewardesses were attractive.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 02, 2018 08:15 AM (LOgQ4)

204 OK, you win. Unless somebody here flew on a Ford Trimotor.
Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 08:06 AM (sdi6R)

Vic may have.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 02, 2018 08:17 AM (EoRCO)

205 nobody has found the newd yet. It's weird.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 02, 2018 08:18 AM (roQNm)

206 201 I still have the "wings" from my first stewardess.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2018 08:13 AM (/tuJf)


That sounds vaguely disturbing somehow.

Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 08:18 AM (sdi6R)

207 I still have the "wings" from my first stewardess.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2018 08:13 AM


You must be really, really old. From back in the times when dinosaur roamed the Earth and stewardesses were attractive.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 02, 2018 08:15 AM (LOgQ4)


Yep. Not much of a brag anymore. More like a sad admission.


Unless your flying JAL or Cathay Pacific.

Those stewardesses...Rrrrrrrowwwwlllll!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 02, 2018 08:18 AM (9q7Dl)

208 My sister was a stewardess back in the day when they were attractive. She said it was a craphole of a job.

Posted by: grammie winger - at June 02, 2018 08:18 AM (lwiT4)

209 No wings for me. First time I flew it was 1976 and I was 22 YO.

I did enjoy the scotch and cigarettes I had though.

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:18 AM (8ikIW)

210 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at June 02, 2018 08:19 AM (8ikIW)

211 >>You must be really, really old. From back in the times when dinosaur roamed the Earth and stewardesses were attractive.

I am.

My ex's older sister was a stew for TWA back when it was considered a really cool job. She did international routes back when that was also considered mysterious and cool.

I've seen pictures of her coming back from London and Rome and Paris dressed in the latest fashions. Those were the days when stewardesses were hotties.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2018 08:19 AM (/tuJf)

212 That sounds vaguely disturbing somehow.
Posted by: rickl at June 02, 2018 08:18 AM (sdi6R)


Well it's certainly unhygienic.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 08:20 AM (fZuhk)

213 >>Unless your flying JAL or Cathay Pacific.


Air Emirates of all airlines. They go around the world looking for cute ones. And Virgin Australia. Yooza.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2018 08:21 AM (/tuJf)

214 test

Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 08:22 AM (qcr5D)

215 test
Posted by: Pickles at June 02, 2018 08:22 AM (qcr5D)


Test sat.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 02, 2018 08:26 AM (fZuhk)

216 Mid 60's hipster wear. The little pointy toe boots were required.

Vague memory says those were called "Beatle boots". At least that's what my then-teen aunts called them when I was a little kid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at June 02, 2018 07:02 AM

Fishnet stockings and white lipstick. Two other 60's faves.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 02, 2018 09:01 AM (2NqXo)

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